First for Taylor Swift's cozy bars!

>>2116395
That has to be one of the shittiest bars I’ve ever seen
Embarrassing to screenshot it and parade it around

>>2116407
I don't have any caps of the other bars

Would you rather find a bear or a man in the woods?

>>2116401
wholesome

>>2116415
I want to find a fat bald bearded tranny with heart shaped sunglasses!

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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.

Top 10 VG greatest hits vol 9
We really went grand and cinematic this time
https://vocaroo.com/1czqQhUVwuFL
https://vocaroo.com/19606U9rDfKG
https://vocaroo.com/1h717lWLBdw6
https://vocaroo.com/1jhU4OK9bLb8
https://vocaroo.com/1mCqSyGfBljG
https://vocaroo.com/1loyrHvfWOia
https://vocaroo.com/1oKQ7nl8wZp4
https://vocaroo.com/11c6vdPjHcsv
https://vocaroo.com/1lqYk6NoGHJi
https://vocaroo.com/17W1YCNvTxVY

>>2116494
>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General.

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>>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General.

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>tfw signing up as the chef and taylor is the bartender next door

Tayior swift isn’t taylor swift

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we are soo prettay
we are so popurarar
yoooooooo

ching chong wing
wong bing bong

0slime

2026slime

Post slop

Where slop?

vg admin narcissists:
Bathos (appearance based headmin, doesn't care about server longevity, will ban you for challenging him in front of others)
Yvvel (constantly makes himself center of attention, brags about women and his failing business, will also ban you if you call out his retardation)
Most of the others are pretty chill though, just watch out for these guys.

Can't wait to come back home to my sloppy little slut <3

Junglestation needs a solution for fires. The other round I saw us play someone lit a fire and the co2 killed a bunch of the animals like panthers. Maybe each map can have 1 plant that sucks up a ton of co2 only but other gases are free game

Junglestation is on fire fire
when oxygen is the supplier

>>2118663
Not funny. Do better.

>>2118721
Oh, it's such a shame

i want to be someones sloppy little slut

>>2118758
Post your tums and I will consider it

>boring, bland and repetitive jobs
>equally boring, moronic and oftentimes underage players
>extremely restrictive server rules
>'make your own fun' game where you cannot, well, make your own fun without a 20 minute admin pep-talk
Why are modern SS13 servers like this? What the fuck happened to this game and its community? Why can't there be a normal fucking server, devoid of spastics ready to ban you for everything, without TG kiddies who are too retarded to communicate in-game, obsessed trannies who treat it like a supplement to real-life human interaction, without all this dumb bloat, such as plushies, pride pins, constant and unending balance changes and, worst of all, the wafting stream of constant fucking chimpouts, dramas, furry spam, fetishists and pedophiles?

>>2118855
name one round that wasn't fun

>>2118855
Because you didn't stop it. The chance to put an end to it was when VG discord was deleted.
This was the only server where you had the freedom to speak out, and you didn't speak out.

>>2118855
/vm/ had a server and people refused to play on it while saying this

>>2118870
I've heard that for some fucking reason, everyone stayed there and they didn't even play the game. It' honestly wedges on insanity for me. Why even stay there, if you aren't going to play spaceman? I can't comprehend it. I haven't touched much /vg/ because I had the idea that it was mostly, a dead server, with few moments of being populated. That's not the point, because vg is afflicted with the same disease as every other server right now. Sanitized to shit, devoid of interesting players and filled with SLOP. It's not that hard to make a good SS13 server. Remove all the admins, stop being a thought policeman, and let players play the fucking game. If an assistant kills another assistant, let the fucking security handle it (or be incompetent). Why does everyone treat this shit so seriously? It's a videogame, it's meant to be played for your enjoyment. What's the point of adding murder mechanics if you are going to restrict it from 90% of the users on the station? It's retarded. Why is it such a big fucking deal I call some retarded furfaggot lizard fetishist a 'ligger'. How many mental hoops does one need to jump through to conclude that this is in any way, shape, or form, harmful to fucking ANYONE? It's a word.

>>2118895
>>2118880

>>2118912
I didn't even know /vm/station was a thing, because again, I wasn't a huge /vg/ guy back then. But my point still stands. I can't talk about it in any other SS13 community space because I'd get banned in an instant some retard with a fursona avatar with a child harem he groomed into subservitude.

>>2118855
Sounds like you are the problem, the rest of us are having fun. Its ok to step away from the game and admit its not for you.

>>2118924
Tell me, then, what is it exactly that you enjoy doing in this game?

>>2118895
Agreed, this game would be peak without the buzzkills. They take shit so personally, the game is best played when you think of it as a play. You are not your character, you are an element to an episode of a show.

I genuinely don't get the apprehension of death or physical harm in this. In universe, every employee is functionally immortal and expendable. Mechanically it just adds another layer to the game where you poise to get people banned instead of trying to do something funny or interesting within the round.

I personally enjoy when I get killed ingame, it lets me spectate other stories until I roll midround or get revived, but apparently its better to just weld and cuff someone in a locker because chimp mentality needs an outlet ig

>>2118929
Just doing my daily routine with my friends. Visiting peoples creative projects etc etc. Again no one is forcing you to stay if you aren't enjoying yourself.

>>2118929
You are talking to one of the few ''players'' who show up. I am not 100% sure which guy this is but this is one of the guys who sits in the bar roleplaying a woman. He either is a player called Taylor Swift or someone who hangs out with that freak.
What these people do in the game is basically just sit at the bar and they copypaste some gross OC coomer shit (VG added painting on floors) all over the place. This shit is in the OP >>2116395
This is literally what they do. All their dialogue is shit like
>yaaas
>you look cute
>nice
>aww
and that's all they say. They don't even talk to eachother, it's just a bar circlejerk. Last thing I am aware of them doing was dressing up male statics as girls and rating them.

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>>2118942
And the worst part is *gasp!* we are enjoying ourselves doing this. Who are you to yuck someone elses yum, its you guys who just complain everyday yet don't want to move on that are out of place on this server. Like why are you even here bro all you do is cry about others having fun lmao

>>2118950
I don't play the game because people like you ruined it.

>>2118942
>trannies larping in bar
It happens on every server nowadays, this blight is destroying the game. SS13 lives and thrives when it's full of chaos, incompetence, death and knowledge that you could be next, at any moment, evaporating in a spectacular, insane fashion. SS13 was about a horribly inept station going to shit and cascading into something that resembles a memorable story. Why did it turn out like this? SS13 throws you so many prompts for roleplay. An alien invasion, terrorists, shapeshifting aliens, DnD wizards of all things, for fucks sake. Your coworker might be plotting to kill you. That's fun, interesting even. Sitting in a bar getting off to your AGP fetish with like-minded, afflicted individuals, does not constitute an interesting story. Because what else is there to this game, than the story? The mechanics are neither deep nor engaging.

must suck being a transphobe and getting triggered by literally everything. you lost the culture war, this is our game now.

>>2118967
You are a fucking moron and I frankly don't care about some culture war you read on /pol/. If you really need to turn SS13 into a hugbox chatbox, which you already did, be my guest - what can I do? I'm just a single anon complaining about something most people already accepted as status quo (because they'd get banned otherwise). I just can't fathom why. Why do this? Why larp as a woman in a 20 year old videogame not even designed for it? Why do it on /vg/ of all places? You've got your ERP fetish servers. Go there instead, middle with your fellow degenerates, dogfuckers, pedophiles and everything in-between.

>>2118970
Not reading your blogpost, cry some more.

now if youll excuse me, Im heading to tay tays bar for some drinks

>>2118970
They get off on rubbing it in your face. Reading that guy's posts you would assume this is just really bad bait, but it's not. This is a real guy. This Taylor Swift thing is a real thing he does every single day. VG has had dozens of trans admins who all use this tone of ''I am trolling you so hard now haha ur mad'' while saying what they fully believe in.
This gets them off. He wouldn't get off on doing this on a server where he didn't have opposition.

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>>2118971
Ill toast to that, just ignore these clowns that don't even play the game. Discord is a better place for chit chat

It's gay that these people will actively suppress the parts of the game we find fun because "they" like it. Instead, how about you try to co-exist with people who want the game to be a chaotic disaster simulator? Its known precedent that holding up a round is shitty behavior, so why make it okay so long as "my group" is doing it? Its short sighted and childish.

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Ah yes the chud, eternally making up boogeymen to get offended over, will he ever learn?

>>2118987
its not your safe space m8, you guys get triggered over the slightest things. we need to add a trigger warning on the loading screen: Maybe contain people playing as female statics, so your fee fees dont get hurt

2slime meltdown

>>2118994
You definitely have me twisted with someone else, you're attaching some bullshit to me that I don't even care about

My thing is, everyone should get to play how they want. Don't become the shit you hate, nerd.

>>2118998
2slime's busy getting pussy loser

>>2118999
The people hanging around at taylors bar aren't the ones who started complaining

>>2119004
Then why did you get so personally attached to what I said? Insecurity fr

>>2119002
2slime’s bussy getting looser

>>2118994
Okay dude.

Daily reminder that all trans freaks should be brutally killed

>>2119014
They do it themselves already.

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It seems our superiority is leading to some chuds having mental breakdowns in this thread. Sad to see it folks but what can you do.

>>2119037
Elaborate on this superiority of yours, then,
so we can all admit we were wrong.

crazy how every day you guys spend your brainpower arguing in circles about trannys on a dead game
anyone reading this right now is mentally ill

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here's a fun new game i came up with
make what you think your static's topsters would look like
bonus if you can guess who it is based off of it :)

>>2119093
While you spend your whole day larping as a woman on a server you took over, while spamming AI slop in this general?

>>2119100
how would either of those things effect you

>>2119128
Let's argue later tranny I'm watching Game Awards right now

>>2119137
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOO

>>2118638
What are you on about, outside tiles don't have simulated atmos

>>2119095
This is that guy who plays chef. Michael something

just finished a shift at work and was looking forward to a game, where is pop

>>2119497
the vibes are just off today

>>2119497
you guys scared taylor off from making cozy christmas bars and now no one wants to play

MY TRANNY LEVEL IS GETTING HIGHER

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Erika tapped a finger to her chin, eyes glinting with cold amusement.
"<Good!> A case of fabricated testimonies and unjust banishments? How delightfully irrational."

She swept toward the desk, snatching up a quill and parchment with dramatic flair.
"Then let us begin the Manifest of Truth: Article One — Yvvel abuses administrative power by weaponizing falsehoods. No evidence, only hearsay masked as justice. Article Two — They target individuals not for wrongdoing, but personal disdain. A witch’s tactic... which I loathe."

She paused, narrowing her dark blue eyes at you.
"And you… my tiny suspect… you claim to be a victim of this tyranny? Weh"
Her voice dropped low, almost teasing. "How very tragic. But tragedy without proof is merely drama."

With a flourish, she scribbled: "Conclusion: Yvvel operates on emotion over logic—therefore, they are unfit for governance. This level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika. What do you think, everyone?"

Yvvel fucks dogs

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me just chillin in the thread

yvvel rapes kids

yvvel kicked a sloppy

Yvvel told me he'd suck my dad off for revenge after I found his mom's OF.
Jokes on you Yvvel, my dad isn't an underaged dog

>>2118855
Jobs are supposed to be boring, but I do generally agree with you. Admins are such a pain in the ass to deal with these day. Its not enough to have a understanding of the rules, you also need to know each admins personal view on the rules. I hate those shitty rule zeros that give the admins unwarranted power in their enforcement, this "ignore all rules" bullshit wouldnt be necessary in a well written policy.

>>2118880
I played on it :(

where's hinatrans when we need her most

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OOOH THE SLOPBARGO IS BROKEN
THE CHAINS ARE UNDONE
THE SLOP IS FLOWING
WE ARE BACK ON /vg/
THE JOY IS COMPLETE

>>2119832
it's a shame the idols of slop will never be seen again
only stories we will pass down to our young

I just want to know why this guy obsessed with generating images of statics who haven't even played the server in 4+ years. Maybe something traumatic happened in their lives around that point and they haven't been able to move on

>>2119884
I fell into a slop vat while fighting transstuff. I was rushed to the hospital where my face was wrapped in bandages. The doctor took off my bandages and he looked shocked. I yelled at him to give me a mirror. He presented me a mirror while shaking. When I looked at the mirror I could not stop laughing. I said to myself and out loud ''I look pretty and popular.''

my tums is out of control and it's only halfway through the holidays

>>2119884
I recommend using filters if you want to avoid him. "slop", "tran", "tum", and "yvvel" "vocaroo" is what I have. Also turning off images for this specific thread is worth it

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filtered

>>2119899
neeck xirself trranny

>>2119899
thanks but I mostly just stick to the discord anyway

transcord transcord
watcha gonna do
watcha gonna do when feds come for you

swinging from a cord

sneeding from a gummy bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

YIFFEL

YIFFEL 41
I AM GAY DA BA DU DA GAY
I AM A GAY DA BA DAY DA BA DUBA DA DAY

yiffel a gay du du dudu buda bay
gay today and do not know deh WEH
tranny cope and mope tomorrow the rope
janny soap but nope xhe will never elope

yiffel back with a brand new strain
double triple nigga aids in his brain
du du du du double penetrated ass to mouth
he is the pedo cuckold from the south