FAILCONS edition
I can't believe this nigger is being paid thousands for this
>>2118685mickey mouse major, doesn't even count
kys retard attention faggot
>>2118687coaches are such frauds fr
>>2118687If they give us anything else from the coaches they will immediately shit themselves about 'leeking the strats'
>PGL Singapore, December 13, 2026, Singapore Indoor Stadium
can we haz senzu back?
>>2118695do you think he's being assraped right now?
they're bullying controlez....
#StopAsianHate
>>2118687
>>2118694there isn't anything else lmao
MOST STACKED PLAYOFFS EVER btw.
>>2118704this is genuinely the only boring MU
why did he do it?
>>2118706shortcut to money, monesy, and tier1
of course french dogs cheating
>>2118702they don't play every timeout anon
>>2118706He wanted a fuck ton of money without winning anything.
LOSERko.GARBAGEko.WASTEko.BOTCHEDko.
>why does money matter to playersheh, who knows
>>2118706he wanted a taste of niko
>>2118704no wonder falcons immediately got exposed
GOATROLEZ WARMUP OVERGOATROLEZ COMEBACK NOW
>>2118717Who are you quoting?
bros when's jame playing
>>2118729
ropz >///<
>>2118731holy talent....
>>2118735>.<'x
>>2118729He already won
godz
crazy how literally nobody cares about this dude, but 5 frenchy's on hltv twitter and here spamming the same 10 threads and posts about himnot gonna lie, he lowkey ruined CS' image.No zoomer wanted to start that game when he was the face of itThank God we have Donk now
Damn that molly was crazy work
please save us maaRaa
Boring beatdown
Vitality lookin' excellentvs. Furia GF would be a joy to watch
Mo if i post it again Vitalitychads will surely give me a (You)
>>2118747>already has airpods in lmaobadass
VIDEITY
Blitz full tilt
we need s1mple back
vitality is the antikino teamman city of cs
this shit is too easy
>>2118766FaZe s1mple will be real in 2026
>>2118768any other choices are just copiumI would like to see Noobi try but Furia is just too strong right nowAnd Faze... lol
every day I pray 1 million nafris flood fr*nce each month
>>2118747insane cultural impactfirst it was simple but everyone wants to be donk now
>doubting fazeplease just stop
certain "people" are still mad i see
Feels bad for mongolz, it aint fair mang. >>2118768My bet is FURIA sadly losing to MOUZ, its the only matchup fallen hasn't had a chance to figure out, if the jew arrived on the match they gonna win.
Niko sisters they making fun of him……
is he wrong?
>>2118769g2*faze are gonna lose in playoffs and get baited into keeping broky another six months minimum
>>2118775the jew fears the brazuca
>>2118774not a french team
>>2118773The Jews will stop them, believe that
>>2118782yeah bro french is from asia o algo
>>2118701waterboys strikes again
>>2118782neither are les bleus tbf
b1t to Falcons, PR to NAVI ??Discuss.
>>2118786Monesy is definitely choking on Niko's water right now
>>2118788GL core are Daddy rain property now bro.
kyousube bussy is being RAVAGED right now
>>2118783they already tried and failed
>>2118747>>2118772>everyone wants to be donk n-ACK
just me or were todays matches kinda boring?
>>2118798why you got gay porn on your computer
>>2118799Falcons losing was a delight for me. I get spiritual orgasm from seeing them lose and suffer.
>>2118801why don't you?
>>2118799spirit falcons dust was good but rest sucked
>>2118799spirit vs falcons was funmongolz vs vitality got boring after the first half in mirage
>>2118799I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the ot comeback grudge match was good, and the 13-5 13-4 match between two boring soulless teams was bad
>"genuinely good human beans!"someone murder the fucking commentator pls
on a scale of 1 to 10 how retarded is CuKo
Now we wait for TGA.
>>2118813well, at least he is rich
>ziggers already coping about their upcoming defeat on saturday
>>2118821bro you don't understand donk just got 40 kills 150 ADR in solo queue against kassad and cacanito, Vitality are done for
>>2118825this but unironically
>zywoo saved vitality>donk saved spiritmost boring outcomeat least falcons got sent home early
falcons are here next year. i believe.
>>2118835>donk saved spiritNiko saved spirit*
>>2118838*toses
ok TGA timeHL3 hope status?
>>2118818he also has a hot gf and i was starting to get a bit jealous thinking about it but then i saw her feet game and now i don't feel so bad... feetbros stay winning
>>2118840Niko. This needs to be added to the collection.
>>2118843That's some nasty looking toes
>>2118843Nigga be bisexual
>>2118848failing one clutch is better than 1-11
>>2118858>>2118858>failing one clutch is betterNot against chopper.
>>2118776nooo how are they a team and won worlds without a scamming case opening and shady gambling sponsor it's impossible
spirit or vitality wins 100%poopia is going to suck, they're not going to fluke another win
were we too harsh on him?
>>2118848this isn't showing how low hp chopper was
>>2118876no we weren't harsh enoughif we bullied him into suicide we might've gotten something done with that hunter malbs m0nesy heavygod lineup
>>2118878>4 vs 28It's right there man.
>>2118878you see 4hp
>>2118876yes and nohe was a worse igl than hooxi, but it was always niko making everyone around him worse
>>2118881>>2118882I need color fill to tell me how much hp's leftsorry
>spirit won because of fraudalent zweih lucky lifegame
>>2118869If navi beat furia they're absolutely beating vita in gfs. Last time they lost 13-11 13-11, coulda gone the other way. Unless of course spirit beat vitality, navi haven't won against spirit in a long time but I doubt it vita will lose to spirit.
>>2118884their winrate dropped like 50% after niko left
when does he win major?
>>2118920In another universe where he joined navi or stayed on g2
time to rewatch the falcons choke :)
>>2118920Only 2 IGLs can wash the stentch of shit from him. karrigoat or The Professor.
>>2118920When he divorces niko
bros this game is crazy with headphones on lol usually i play without sound basically
>>2118920damn blacked falcons jerseys were cold as fuck bro
FAT FUCK IGLS NEED TO FUCK OFF
>FAT FUCK IGLS NEED TO FUCK OFF
why hasnt niko tweeted..
>>2119008
>>2118968IGLs lead the team you fucking retard
>>2119008>NiKo rn
how do you only to get to 5 playoffs in 17 majors?
>>2119031actually it's 7 but that's also bad
I'm convinced NiKo beat up a gypsy and destroyed her shed when he was younger, and he was cursed to have true success forever elude him. There's no way a man could fail this many Majors despite being a top rifler for years and winning Kato and Cologne.
>>2119063Giving clown nine the boston Major alone is like good enough to be cursed for life
>>2119063the only time niko was teamed up with somebody with brain and who could put order in a team it was in g2 with swani and they won kato, cologne and blast. before and after that period with swani, niko has always relied on individual skill to win trophies.he was close to winning the major at boston, stockholm and shanghai by pure individual skill but he faced better structured teams.all he had to do was to stay in a team with a brainy igl or coach, then get 4 decent players (no star players needed), keep the "go kill" style and to stop limiting himself to igl or other cuck position. in other words he should have stayed in g2 for 2025 and he could have dominated the scene for the first half of the year instead of vitality.
Swani was too smart to develop the game plan against roej fashr and meziipreparing for such shitters was way below the level for a coach of such caliber
>>2119097Faze should've absolutely, 1000% won the boston major, they were dominating LANs and their only real competition was brazilian SK which was playing with a player they had already kicked but couldn't change due to roster locks. All the other teams felt like they were a full tier below SK/Faze
Reminder Niko said NO to NAVI when Blade went international and Blade picked iM instead and Niko had to watch iM do nothing and win the major.
>>2119140yeahhad Faze won i think a lot of things would have been different in today's CSas weebs would say, the world line would have shifted
>>2119146>blade, the homosexual fraudat least 5 major zonic is straight
>>2119146based
>>2119146>BladeW NiKo
>>2119157that's not a W for nikoblade is definitely his type
+b1t -dane, can we win a major then?
>>2119146he knew he was going to live under jL and wonderful's shade
I know Mongolz are weakened but Vitality was scary good todayThey gifted two conversion rounds after pistol and still lost only 9 rounds total
I feel bad for /ourboy/ bros, it's always something with him in these situations. If it's not NiKo choking, it's his team. If it's not his team, the opponent made a fluke. If the opponent didn't make a fluke, NiKo choked.Like it just isn't meant to be. NiKo somehow manifests these crashouts every time. Imo teses is to blame for this loss. He's a fraud bum.
>>2119178is he going to be igl by then?
>>2119178he handsome (no homo)no wonder monesy and kyou fell for him
>>2119178stop posting this garbage if you can't even paste a clipart eyepatch and horn onto it
>>2119184No I don't think I will
TeSeS was the losing factor hereThe lad is a fucking jobber
NiKo's Cologne MVP >Zywhos 1,25 Majors
>>2119193more like zonic... he shat himself on that nuke pick
NiKo is 28Apex is 32If he goes to IGL he got at least 4 more years2 majors in a year He got AT LEAST 8 more chances NiKo bros...WE UP...BIG TIME
>>2119202failed 17 times but uh 8 more attempts!
>>2119206>8 more attemptsmight be even morekarrigan is 35 now and plans to play next year so that makes it to 8 years/16 more attempts
vitality won
>CS2 wonBASED>Zywoo lostCRINGE>Vitality wonBASEDif only GODwoo won then we'd be really cool Geoff
>>2119222zywoo lostproves he gets carried
>>2119223>don't put Faker so the others have a chance>still give it out to the other League player
>>2119232has anyone even heard of that shitter?
>>2119232That gook is overrated as fuck
>>2119233Chovy? No idea. I only know about him because someone from here called him Choky and said he's like NiKo.
hahahahahahaha failclowns hahhahhehehehehehe hohohihi
>>2119251u are like 5 hours late, sped
>>2119256hahahaaaha hehehehhe failcl0wns fan mad huhuhuhhohohohoh
>>2119163too old
HERES HOW U FIX FALCONS-TESES-KYXSAN-KYOSUCKY-ZONIC+ZYWOO+DONK+APEX (IGL)+KARRIGAN (COACH)
>>2119270>-KYOSUCKYHe was literary top fragging you fucking faggot kys oh my god
>>2119270>+APEX (IGL)the past few years have been the best pr job maybe ever in cs
>>2119223>CS2 wonNIKO WON!
UH OH HASBIES
>>2119270That would be challenging to botch but he'd still do it
I’m still reeling from this Falcons loss. I’m having a pretty hard time coming to terms with it. A fucking Zweih life game, the most impact this bot has ever had. And ok, maybe Niko’s level has fallen a bit, but they still have 3 top 10 players. Maybe we can get Frozen, Twistzz, or b1t instead of Teses for the next major. I’d still bet on Falcons to win it without a second thought.
Frozen is finner
can you feel it?
>>2119393b8
Major MVP w0nderful...
>gonna win in CS2>won at TGAFrance won.
>>2119530gonna win what
>>2118747Brutal, nothing left for the betas.
>>2118747This picture is perfect. You can just post it whenever a NiKo or m0NESY fanboy is getting a bit overconfident. donk owns their asses now. no homo
>>2119594narrative crushed. from now on donk owns botesy and n0k0 in major playoffs.
watchiehttps://youtu.be/UbWPp1nLL9E
NEW FUCKING VOOhttps://youtu.be/9kFFUTsfbkE
I was watching a yt video on every major winning reaction and what stuck out was how weird the Team Spirit PW Shanghai reaction was and how Blast Paris had the most Mickey Mouse looking trophy of all time. And why did the Blast Austin trophy have team logos on it? Fucking BetBoom and Wildcard were on that shi lmfao. Would´ve made sense if you had the logos of all the previous winners instead.
>>2119901every single blast trophy looks like complete shit
Next stop: Blast Bounty
>>2119901>Would´ve made sense if you had the logos of all the previous winners insteadCS should have an aegis
>>2119921>bountyeasy for spirit
>>2119921d e l e t t
my moussies playing today :)
>>2120008just remember to make your sad smiley posts when they lose
>>2120008my torszi playing today :)also excited whether the arena is showing up today or not, can't wait for the inevitable L CROWD spam from the f0ze brownoids
>>2120052torzsi when facing good teams
>>2120055this time will be different™
>>2120055Don't look at broky's stats btw
>Don't look at broky's stats btw
TeSeS is getting kick for sure due to his performance in the elimination series.kyxsan is probably safe unless NiKo decides to igl.zonic has to go, no way the saudis will accept 2 years of unlimited budget and no results.
>>2120058Damn that's crazy! He did well against the mighty 3DMAX and Passion UA!
heroic was pretty good. did they really think asstralis was going to be better?
>>2120059>TeSeS is getting kick for sure due to his performance in the elimination series.he might finally end up on a likeable teama win for everyone involved
