https://hltv.org
HAHAHA TRANNYCLAN IS FINISHED HAHAHA
THANK YOU KARRIGAN FOR 10 YEARS OF ENTERTAINMENT
gotta take a massive f0ze rn
what a fucking fraud
Counter-strike would have been better off had FaZe just lost to Red Canids back in stage 3/ as they were supposed to.
>>2129386So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Broky, we can blame Ropz for stabbing us in the back, but the simple truth is it's not good enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.
Faze will win Overpass 13-11.
all smiles boys :)
Vitality's morale is destroyed after that last round, the come back is real
f0zef0zef0zef0zef0ze
karrigan pregnant check hltv
TIDE STATUS: TURNT
No tears this time from karrigan. It isn't a tournament for his dead brother and it wasn't heartbreakingly close.
He's laughing... He's laughing because he finally cracked the code... The question is:Is it enough?
>pretending that you believe in the comeback so you can (You) people in the 1 in a million scenario where they actually do it
PLAN TRUSTERS?!NEVER IN DOUBT
>>>2129404Yes anon, winning LITERALLY EVERYTHING in a 6-month span is better than winning almost everything in the same time span.
mr12 is so frauded, mr15 and we have a chance
GOAT RANKING1. mezii
>doubting FaZeI believe in FaZe bullshit. I believe in Christmas magic. Jesus will help them.
>>2129423i believe its not over till its overone round at the time
why did he do it? unironically.
so mezii is getting the mvp right?
>>2129410>1 out of 5 major finalsYikes
>>2129428I had sex with her in my mind
Comeback starts here
ITS HAPPENING
The noose is tightening and the water is cold... If we lose this my hope is lost forever... Faze is all I got
>>2129435sry, it's gonna be botz now
>>2129445>Israeli on the team>thirdies lose
if faze makes a comeback on this map i'll post a picture of me naked
>>2129426what peak astralis did was more skillful than what vitality did
faze aryan chads always smiling and pushing forwards even when they are down bad
AHAHAHAHHAAH
>>2129451100% win rate > x% win rate for any x <= 99
holy fuck that round physically hurt me.
>>2129411Why did you post one?
>12 is al they get
nice round fazekeks
If we go to overtime we are the greatest team in counter strike
>>2129449Please you don't have to
This would have been an interesting finals if Furia made it but they just had to choke to NAVI
karrigan pushed like a retard because he wants this game to end already
>>2129454...
3 MAJORS RUINED BY DOGSHIT F0ZE NIGGAS
HAHAHAHAHHA TRANNY DEATH HAHAHAHHA F0ZE F0ZE F0ZE
>s0mple goes down the goat debate much further>fraudriggan 1-4lmao
THE GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY
it's over
>13 is all they get, fazebros
its was over when they lost inferno faze AD to win their map picks. mezii lifegamed their ass
it was a good run thank you
GG!
GOAT team of all timegg Fazefags, you will win eventually, the final run was pure kino
Can we all agree to make faze the villains next major? That would be even more kino IMO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED F0ZENIGGERSHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA>stage 1 to GF>JUST TO LOSEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GG Vitality
i hope that fat fraud start crying
>he deleted the postKWABOTY
1. What's next for him2. How many cheezeburgers and hookers today?
Are we finally ready to give the GOAT counter-strike team of all time to Vita?
If Vitality dominates from now until next year's first half, will it be considered a year of dominance?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOUBTED BTW DOUBTED BTW DOUBTED BTW AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm spanish so i get the kissing the cheek thing but i think it's a bit excesive that vitality always kiss their cheeks when they win any gamethat's kinda gay ngl
>history built from every cobblestoneCBBLE CONFIRMED
>>2129475Yup
>>2129454AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
that trophy lift was pathetic
>>2129489Let's see them win for 2 years straight first like Astralis Prime. And let's see them change how the game is played too.Astralis can't ever be surpassed.
this has to be ropz mvp right?
>20% win rate in major finals
>>2129492it's FlameZ's thing, the other guys didn't do it until he arrived and started it
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB>c-c-comebackKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBB
f0zetranny spammers where?tranime spammers where? frogspammers where?DILATING AAAAAAHHAAAAHHA
>>2129475Yep. Just like Shanghai, a crazy lifegame stopped karrigan.
>>2129500thats a zywoo mvp if ive ever seen one
oh my fucking god this faggot banks again with his soulless questions and retarded accent
I’m so happy that got ecod and then dumpstered out of the majoronly thing better would be a 13-0fraudulent teamfraudulent iglgood riddance
>>2129500It's either him or the Woo.Either way, deserved.
>>2129499>win for 2 years straightOnly happened in your buck broken danish mind. Unless you're confusing yourself with the 6-month period where Vita actually won for the straight duration
will we get a karrigan retirement announcement?
>>2129505those niggas really thought they stood a chance LMAO
>>2129511>zywoo>deservedno
Nothing will surpass prime Coldzera
boring fucking game
BRITISH PLAYA
faggot clan back to trickshotting bye bye hahhaa fat fucks
Shout out Birmingham mate
>>2129516He was ok in the final, but was good enough for the whole tournament.
Thank you France.>wins TGA>wins the MajorTHANK YOU FRANCE!
L finalsL resultfucking french faggots
>>2129500Hopefully. >>2129511ZywOo deserved my ass. Dude farmed groups enough just so his ghosting in the grand final wouldn't affect him at all. ropz deserves it and even mezii for that Inferno.
Why is zywoo so unlikeable?
>>2129512all teams today literally play after astralis laid the groundwork for proper counter strike team plays.vitality nor any other team never did that.
>>2129528dilate tranny
>>2129530double FFat and French
Vitality perfected CS
ropz just wants to go home and play 1.6 kz
>>2129517Nothing will surpass prime fnatic
>>2129530too much gum showing
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>BRITAIN>2 MAJORSand your country has how many majors, faggots?
>>21295411 :(
>>2129539This is really it
>>2129531>t.only started watching counter-strike since CS:GO
>>2129538>picked cachevgggghhhhhhhhh
>another porschedoes he know?
can we stop pretending that ropz isn't the rifling goat now?
falcons would've won
br0kejc0bbbtw0sstztzb0ttiganfr0zenne0
>>2129513I bet he'll milk it as a retirement tour, john-cena style. Hell, he might as well lose his last major final with a lame tap out and a smile on his face too.
acceptance
>>2129547Still ChoKo
>>2129547its still Niko lil bro
>>2129541My country's best player isn't even good enough for majors.
>Ropz barely holding his tears Traitor, and he knows it.
NATO won today.
>>2129547Deserves the title far more than NiKo that's for sure
>>21295414sit down godon
>REAL VITALITY SHOWS UP>WE WINbased ApeX
GODPEX GOAT IGLit is now resolvedb0ttigan goat of crying and looking like a tranny with downs
>>2129557NATO lost The coalition of faggotgriftinghohollovers won Go to hell france and UK
>>2129547Wut? Niko is SO MUCH BETTER it's not even close.
>>21295416 I guess
>>2129559oh right i meant 5
>>2129563Stop seething faggot.Embarrassing post.
>Astralis>10 trophies 1 major>Vitality>9 trophies 2 majorsand which is better? Apex asks you the question.
pouring one out for mezii lads
>>2129570Vitality won Cologne, Astralis didn't/closed
>>2129570astralis won a higher percent of tournaments, vitality just played more of them
>has two majors before niko
>>2129563Go back
>>2129553>>2129554>>2129558>>2129564
We boo exactly because it makes him stronger
>>2129570>and which is better?Falcons
>>2129579>the weak should fear the strong
>>2129574before who?
https://x.com/broky/status/2000314824941818358Oh no no
WOOHOO, YET ANOTHER FRAUDULENT ZYPOO MVP
is this a joke? ropz had 0.01 less but higher playoffs, higher semis, higher final.
f0ze funeral les get it on!!!!!!!
seething about the GOAT ITT
>>2129586>>2129587>>2129589HAHAHA I KNEW THEY WOUULD PULL THIS SHIT
>>2129586Genuinely retarded. Even donk deserves it more than him. At least in his last match he showed up.
>gotta go to my second job after watching faze lose
>>2129586>>2129587>>2129589>2020s kids with goldfish memory and brain forgetting everything before the series in front of thembased.
>>2129596WE GET IT BRO you can stop posting about it
>>2129539Same as donk, is that the winning phenotype?
NOT RETIRINGNOT RETIRINGNOT RETIRINGLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I admire Karrigan's tenacity. But he has to kick __________ for this to work.
How many teams and players did karrigan ruin?Disgusting creature.
>>2129589he should've kept only the mickey mouse mvps, that's all he can do, stomp in groups
Fuck NIGGERwoo
>>2129591Reminder Zywoo had literally everything handed to him on a silver platter by one of the richest esports orgs out there from day 1It took the greatest superteam ever assembled for his team to start dominating and he hasn't even carried
>>2129602the bucket
ez
>>2129541My country has had 1(one) pro player
>>2129586>>2129589this fat french gets to hold angles with the awp and get free kills when his team does everything + dissapear in big maps and they give him the mvp
>>2129602himself
>>2129609>born on the day CS is releasedHe is The One.
literally the worst mvp choice ive ever seen0.01 higher rating but much worse in semis and finals
>>21296030
>>2129603Literally ruined TSM.
>>2129586Holy fraudulent.
is we getting new maps now
>Reminder Zywoo had literally everything handed to him on a silver platter by one of the richest esports orgs out there from day 1
ropz knows the price he paid for joining vitality: will win but never get mvps. he joined knowing that
>>2129607
>>2129621>RPK slanderNigger.
>
>>2129623Dude only wants Porsches anyway, 0 fucks about MVP medals.
Traitors will be hanged at dawnYou hear me, Robin?
>>2129621*gets handed major winners*
>>2129621>3 of the greatest French players that have ever livedI bet you think rpk sucked because he has a 1.00 rating in your image
-jcobb+rain
>>2129627Was it worth it..?
>>2129629This ai sir
WHO IS KARRIGAN?a player who has been shit his whole careera cheerleader tier igla bum who got hyped by reddita filler who only serves to complete the 5 required players to compete at eventsMAJOR ACHIEVEMENTS OF KARRIGAN:kicked out of the danish superteamoutsmartered by c9 players whose brains were filled with weed smokesingle handely eliminated by 17 yo manlet and the worst russian iglcried on stage multiple timesbackstabbed broky just to bring an alcoholic with dogshit vibesforced a tier 3 player into faze just to please his paycheck stealer groupie psychologyst wife158 lans played, only 1 mvp (1.08 rating) and 2 evpsattended more than 21 majors(counting 1.6) and only won one (1)
>>2129623Can you drive mvps?
>>2129635No. Fuck, FaZe got assblasted. I expected a series lasting until 6AM.
when jLegend joins 100t, they'll be the new official /ourguy/ team
>>2129637>just to please his paycheck stealer groupie psychologyst wifeqrd?
>>2129640>100t*Reddit Esports
This Vitality team literally has to face d0nk and monesy and niko, whom did Astralis even face? lmao
>>2129629b-but /magog/ told me f0ze fans only huwhite saar?
>>2129637im so sick of seeing this fat fucking faggot on my screen
>>2129644Uhh... *checks HLTV* t-t- *voice crack* team liquid..
>>2129646He has an aryan soul
>>2129644uhm they faced allu and aerial and uhh...
>>2129654lulquid was on fire back then tho
>>2129547LOL
why does faze even have fans? are they all masochists?
karrigan better not fucking retire, he'll be playing cs for 20 years next year.
>>21296562.89 rating in a major grand final is fucking insane
honestly the most frauded mvp ever. hltv has given lower rated teammates mvps several times because they were better in playoffs or finals if it was close.
>>2129662I don't think he willjust look at how fast this roster improved. They'll be an actual top5 contender next year if nobody drops off a cliff
Thank you Scrawnders for ruining Faze's chances, GOAT casters.
>>2129664yeah, but remember when niko did th- ...
can we stop pretending f0ze was a real team and just admit that it was twistzz and frozen carrying 3 bums?
>>2129661if everyone were glory hunters or fair weather fans only vitality and spirit would have any, furia would gain some these last months too, thankfully the majority aren't that pathetic and you can tell by viewer numbers and crowd support
>>2129644True.Vitality also has to fight against post-Astralis teams sans Falcons.check >>2129531
Can we safely say ropz is top3 this year easily now
>>2129673They deserve it for playing with karrigan. Retards
>>2129672you can't even be happy under these circumstances, the guy is living rent free in your head
>>2129668literally EVERYONE will fall off a cliff mate. If you can't see this was the bullshit magical run that he only replicates once a major while they shit the bed for the entire rest of the year you're blind
>>2129679he should be over m0nesy easily, he was excellent in all the most elite tournaments, complete opposite of m0nesy who ghosted them all
botality saved by zweih lifegame
>>2129644>whom did Astralis even face?S1mple, niko, coldzera, kennyS were no joke
>>2129679I hope they go full Vitality cocksucking mode and put him in #2 over donk. donk fangirls would be soooooo pissed. ropz deserves it, my nigga.
>>2129687HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>failclownsnever ever
>>2129689Donk puts ropz to shame thoughbeit Its not even close comparison
>>2129691>lost a map to f0zeHA
>>2129661all trannies i fear
DONK to Falcons2026 is NiKo's year
the GOAT duo
>>2129692Yea but these awards are not just who's more skilled.
This major doesn't matter none of this shit matters
>>2129688>s0mple>chokowho the fuck is coldzera and kennys the streamer? so they played against streamers? lmao
great run and very entertaininga bit sad mezii went nuclear on inferno so we couldn't get all 5gg
We were robbed of a 5 map BO5 final because mezii just HAD to eat his beans in between D2 and Inferno.
>>2129701Nah he needs zywoo too
Predictions on which porsche ropz will buy this time?
OFFICIAL TEAM RANKINGS HEADING INTO 20264chan: spirit, g2, 100t, parivision, astralis (very uncertain position)reddit: navi, vitality, furia (we like yeki doe)both: faze, mongolz neither (only hatewatched or no one cares): falcons, mouz, auroraDisclaimer: subject to change due to rostermania
>Vitality and Zywoo0 cultural impact.
>>2129707true, the man standing behind faze was more dominant and had more mastery of the game than any player in the server right now but he only ever gets disrespected, and his legacy was essentially deleted from history simply cause a new game came out which is the same except in the graphics department and being inferior otherwise, this year too will fade into irrelevancy after cs3 comes out or after enough years have passed
>>2129723Falcons is a stacked team thoubeit
with jews you win
>>2129702objectively speaking, has there ever been a better awp/rifler duo that's as scary to face in a X vs 2 situation?
>>2129732Common jewdaddy W
>>2129731i think you missed the point
>>2129733FalleN and coldzera. They were very clutch.
>>2129733niko and m0nesysh0r0 and d0nks0mple and godtronic
>>2129733Monesy/Niko
>>2129730holy cope neo played with and against plumbers
>>2129733no, ropz is in contention for the best rifler ever and he's definitely the best lurker ever, and Zywoo is literally the GOATthey needed exactly 1 year to win everything with unmatched domination
>>2129738>>2129739forgot to mention, duos that have won majors (the only event that matters)
Somehow, Falcons were the team I thought the least about among the top 8 of this year.
>>2129742>ropz is in contention for the best rifler ever Are you retarded or something?
>>2129741they didn't make as much money but they put in just as much effort to master the game, I was there, anon. I was there 3000 years ago when neo took the trophies
>>2129743Don't walk back on it
>>2129747nta but how is he not?
Now that the dust has settled, we all agree Navi would've AT LEAST made it to map 5, if not won it altogether right?
>>2129753navi literally wouldn't make it to 5 rounds in the entire series
>>2129753Yeah, NaVi was looking really solid after Furia, 'tis a shame what happened
>>2129752he's never driven the bus, he's just a passenger
>>2129752Do you understand what best rifler ever means? You would have to compare him to s1mple etc so yeah its stupid
>>2129750all jokes aside though, if you're not an "oh shit, we're losing this X vs 2" level threat in all the events you play in, you don't belong in that category at all.
glad those f0ze faggots all got sat the FUCK down by VitalityFuck f0ze!
so..... what happened to the supposed plans for bcg to make a real team?
That was an alright major.>liquid get raped and bomb out>falcons go out and niko humiliated yet again>faze miracle run after going 1-2 in stage 1>broky and jcobbb finding good enough form to be competitiveNot really much to remark other than that. Would have preferred Machine and Spunj casting the finals.I think only Vitality and Furia will be going into next season without changes. Really hope we get a good shake up because this Vitality roster is just too OP.Kind of sucks that we don't get 2 majors + Krakow and Cologne next year, but the Cologne major could be one of the best crowds ever. It was a fun time bros, I always love shit posting with you guys.
Chad: Mouz - Jimi
The disrespect newfags have for older players will never make sense to me. It is absolute retardation to compare current day players with old players 1:1.
i want broky to maintain this form but in my heart, i know he'll turn into botky again in the coming months
Jame is now 6/6 for predictionsI noticed it late, sorry friends.>Only devil wins in this. If you earned even 100 rubles from my predictions, think twice before betting. This match isn't worth it. But I think Vitality 3-1. FaZe can get 0 maps, can get 1 map, 2 maps, 3 maps, 2 maps-- they can win it all. Nominally, Vitality 3-1, but it's a Major final, anything can happen.
Mouz +PR
>>2129782based scriptwriter
honestly got bored of watching Vitality win everything, i think in 2026 i'll only tune in to the biggest eventsroster changes should be interesting
>>2129782Prophet.
>>2129778>>2129783a good move on paper but he seems like a normal human being and everyone else except maybe spinx on mouz seems autistic so personality wise idk if it's a good fit
>>2129781It's over bro, he's going right back down to normal. I'll be surprised if him and jcob are even on the team next season.
>search f0ze in the archive>6 posts containing that in between june 2021 - september 2024>then 301 posts since sep2024, starting EXACTLY in the first match with EliGEEliGE unironically gave FaZe cancer and also gave us this cancer.
>>2129793Lmao
>>2129774>I think only Vitality and Furia will be going into next season without changesfaze won't make changes after that run
>>2129756you said the same about na'vi furia quarterfinalsvitality-navi in stage 3 was 13-11x2 too, blade could've figured it out.
>>2129793i started it in september but at this point i've made at most 20% of those posts
>>2129793i'm probably responsible for 10% and i like faze
>>2129793I am the original creator of that meme
>>2129753Navi has a little bit better map pool but no lol, and the veto would fuck them becaue Vitality bans ancient, they might even be worse off than Fazethis /int/ Navi has never once beaten Vitality, not even last year in Cologne when the roster was peaking.
Falcons -Teses
MOUZ disband, stinx retires, xertioN to IDF, check HLTV
>>2129813suns1de should dump this loser
>>2129800Even if they wanted to, they can't. FaZe got no money and broky+jcoob is their biggest liability, but broky showed he can be better than all current AWPers (except molodoy [forma del non major] and m0NESY [forma del loser MVP]) this major from Stage 2 onward. jcoob is too new and he has potential, shouldn't give up on his at all.
>>2129819yeah for me
>>2129817disgoosting
the only finals i remember enjoying this year were melbourne, london, and chengdu
>>2129800You can justify that if you win the major, like Spirit did with magixx. I think the reality of their run will sink in a lot faster without the success. >struggled against 2 brazilian dogshit teams that you'll never see again in stage 1, almost eliminated twice>got through stage 2>lost to Mongolz with a stand-in during stage 3 then won series against 3DMAX and Passion NA>beat Mouz, the biggest chokers in the scene who crumble the second any real pressure is on >beat Na'Vi, who found their best form of the year at the right time. The rest of the year they've been mid and barely a threat, besides Thunderpick. >win one map vs Vita again, already proved they had a good nuke against Vita in the group stage. Then they get stomped outI don't expect broky to continue this form at all, but jcobbb getting better and better would be interesting
>>2129817it took 7 long years, but we finally fucking wonthe undisputed
>>2129831FaZe is good on Inferno too. Considering they were absolute ass before, they are showing the team can indeed grow. They only got hard countered by God blessing mezii, nothing he did was ever wrong.
>>2129831I think you're wrong
>>2129827just like me
in my mind, there are only 2 teams s1mple could join during rostermania: liquid and g2 which will it be?
>>2129727>0 cultural impact>literally lives in Vitality erapeople said the same thing in Jesus's time
>>2129853p1mple won't join any T1 team. he's a worthless bum in cs2.
>>2129853neitherno one wants himonly bc.game offered him a contract after his semi-promising austin run, now he's barely alive in tier3, going around and saying how much he hates everyone in the teamdefinitely not the faggot you want in your roster
>>2129817>stats wise this nigga got completely carried by ropz against 3DMAX in Stage3>farmed B8>around ropz against NAVI>farmed Mongoloidz>got his ass saved by ropz against Spirit because he didn't matter at all on Mirage and then just farmed a completely tilted team on D2>got his ass saved by ropz AND mezii against FaZe>wins MVP by 0.01 point even though ropz's stats went up in the semi+grand final while his went downThis is the most disgusting robbery I've ever seen. HLTV deserves 4 bombs for this.
>>2129727>born on the day CS came out (the chosen one)>top 5 highlight reel clutch with the P250 on mirage>had his face on banners around Paris>personally thanked and congratulated by Macron>back to back major MVP>air quality meme>"zero cultural impact" memeZywoo has top tier cultural impact
>>2129876>ropz, in particular, had a shout for the award after a starring role on Mirage against Spirit in semis and by posting his highest-ever rating (2.89) on Overpass on map four against FaZe in the grand final.>After that Overpass, ratings were razor-tight between ZywOo and ropz overall (1.38, 1.37), in playoffs (both 1.40), and in map wins (1.46, 1.47).>The tiebreaker, in the end, was kills per round win which had ZywOo firmly in the lead.>Over the entire event, ZywOo averaged 1.17 KPRW, while ropz was on 1.02 and mezii, the best player of the final overall, had just 0.92. In playoffs, ZywOo's gap is even larger at 1.19 KPRW with ropz on 0.96.>Even over the semi and the final (where ropz does have a rating gap to ZywOo), the team's AWPer boasts 1.08 KPRW vs ropz's 0.95.>With ZywOo in the lead before the final, ropz needed to have a significantly better championship Sunday to snatch the medal at the death. And, despite how good ropz's record-breaking map on Overpass was, it is hard to conclusively prove that was the case for the final overall after the Estonian posted 14-16, 10-9, and 14-14 K-D statlines on the first three maps.>That, ultimately, meant ZywOo stayed ahead to win the MVP. Both players, however, will receive similarly plentiful deposits of credit in the bank for decisions relating to the Top 20 Players of the Year from their exploits in Hungary.
>>2129853>Liquid s1mple0 Comeback Potential The Team™
>>2129881he looks REALLY fat in this one, jeez.
>>2129868>>2129872there are very few real talent scouts in cshe WILL be hired based on hype, name recognition, and past glory alone and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
>>2129881facts
>>2129895he would've been hired months ago if this was the case. everyone knows that he completely shit the bed in cs2. no amount of hype and past glory will make talent scouts pick this bum.
>>2129908he was still in contract with navi and no one could afford his buyout the bcg stint was essentially just the most expensive loan of all time
>>2129908imagine thinking this
>>2129853jokasteve IS retarded
tranny clanfluke clanfaggot clanback to call of duty bye bye
jimmphat new team
now that many players are expected to transfer this is what Falcons should do.-zonic-larl-kyxsan-kyousuke-teses+saw+aleksib+b1t+hunterthe goat doesnt need mental coach so no mental coach needed.>https://youtu.be/oiIo305e70g?t=86
so we can all agree the antibo5 fag was right
>>2129946No
FaZe vs NAVI was the real final
>>2129876>muh mongols don't count (who easily beat Spirit just last tournament)>muh b8 don't count (who are better than 322max)>muh navi counted but only for ropz not zywoo who had higher rating in the endfacts don't care about your feelingsstay mad
>>2129946No because the final being so underwhelming was all due to the major favorites being all chokers that couldn't even get there in the first place. The only 2 teams with actual resilience made it to the final, but unfortunately one of them had way more experience together to build their map pool.
>>2129954yes. zywoo was just a bystander in semis and finals.
>>2129935call me crazy but i think he will either replace ewjerkz on nip or nicx on passion ua.his only other options (and that is if orgs can look past his current stock or he's willing to change roles) are g2 and failclowns
>>2129960hltv have come a long way since kjaerby's "did good in the finals" mvp, now they actually count all of the tournament with no recency bias
now that many players are expected to transfer this is what Falcons should do.+jump off a cliff
>>2129966if it's close they just make up shit to serve whatever narrative they want
>>2129975make shit up = explain that ropz was way less impactful in round wins than zywoo
>>2129972wholesome uncsfallen too
>>2129977they make up shit. they wanted im to have a mvp with lower rating so they dug up some stats he was better in and there you go.
>>2129982he had higher rating
>>2129985it's time to stop
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2000325433167073552
>>2129966The closer your get to the grand final, the more important your performance should be, both ways. Also, it's not like they were in any danger in the matches ZywOo farmed in groups, they were down just 1 BO1 so they still had chances. While in playoffs, if you don't perform, you are fucking done.It's not rocket science.
Here's a really weird mvp robbery. Magisk had less final rating too.This would never happen to players like Monesy, S1mple, Zywoo and Donk with everything else being exactly identical.
>3-1 vitality Is anybody surprised by this outcome?
>>2130052No.
>>2130052slightly surprised it wasn't a 3-0
>>2130052people wanted to be surprised and are now sad
>>2130052the fact that it wasn't 3-0, yes, I was trying to jinx but it's also what I believed >>2126483
It was always going to be either 3-2 (either side) or 3-1 for Vitality. FaZe Nuke is legit.
now imagine if they knew any other map
Imagine if they got Twistzz back instead of EliGE at the beginning of the year.
just took a huge f0ze down the toilet
where are the roster move leaks, where are the cache and vertigo announcements?
i wanted to get back into cs2 but this gf was so sad i'm good
Not even near as sad as Shanghai.
>>2130097it was much closer and faze was considered a top 5 contender for most of the year. now it's like, yeah we know we would lose and actually just getting to the finals is a massive success.
new wc is scrimmin// is peeping
>>2130130>publicly refuse to take the vax>career down the shitterMany such cases!
Now that it's all over, my 2025 in conclusion:Went from baitzen hater to frozen respecterWent from NA enjoyer to Canada enjoyerWent from Spirit hater to chopper haterWent from monkesy hater to praying for someone to save m0NESY before he fully embraces the choke geneWent from G2 hater to G2 enjoyer
>>2130133I got it but didn't get any better
>>2130086They really fumbled by getting that bald fraud
elige will be forever cursed until he retvrns to na
donk to na to train mental resilience like some
>>2130133He's also as openly racist as he can get away with
>>2130130Literalyl who is this guy?
>4 silver starsI don't want to see anybody complaining about these not making sense now.
>>2130192
>>2130130I don't recall him being an exceptional player beyond that one 1v5 highlight and he's a PR disaster. You gotta hide your power level unless you're in politics.
>>2130203His only matchup is Donk
>>2130203My nigga hitting the pregnant pose wtf.
>>2130255what did he mean by this
>>2130258his posts only make sense to the voices inside his head
>>2129702>>2129733s0mple & egotronic or choko & b0tesy are comparable but both of those duos are a lot less stable as people and as players compared to ZywOo and ropz
2026 is NA's year
>>2130315....
It was a kino run from faze. Can't wait for more kino in 2026.
Today was a good day. Tranny Clan lost.
>>2130328I'm praying for karrigan to get at least another major and/or for frozen to get one too. This is way too evil man. This time it wasn't even choking, just not enough time to get better at 3+ maps to have a chance in a BO5.
>>2130315https://chickencoop.gg/chicken-coop-cs2-rebuild-organizational-expansion-and-2026-return-timeline/
>>2130351I hope they never make it to playoffs from now on
>>2130356>>2130345Give it a rest already f0ze tranny. You been seething and coping since stage 1. If they're so shit how come they made it to grand final and not your uber teams furia/mouz/navi?
>>2130363Your tears are delicious, trannyclan fan.
>faze played 29 maps this majorway more than anyone. true grinders.
>>2130376>all those maps just to loseKek!
>>2130345and mezzi carried
>>2129966Recency bias should absolutely be considered. Good ratings vs fodder teams need to be counted less.
>>2129881is there any dental work he could do with his gums?
>>2129782Does he know something we don't?
>>2129881what about the part where no one wants to watch him play
>>2130431>FaZe vs NAVI that lowKinda worrying desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TrzeOphEc
>>2130462the fvcking goat
>another graffitiless year. molodoy-sama please get your shit together next year, you are our last hope no one got the balls no mo and CS2 is just A1-S/AK abusers everywhere...
>>2130455All the spirit/vitality jeets were asleep by then. Only whites saw faze/navi.
>>2129989>n0k1>nomvpgod damn that stings
https://xcancel.com/launders/status/2000406253588406634Karrigans out on the streets he's not even mad bro
>>2130516>linking laundersbuddy I oughtta smack your head for this shit
>>2130521hes the one that recorded the video lil mad ass nigga
>>2130516Everyone knew (even FaZe) they were going to get completely outclassed everywhere outside Nuke and Inferno.
>>2130540too bad that little gremlin's team held him backhe needs to get into Falcons already, yes Niko will fuck his ass every day but it's worth it
>>2130541spirit got to semis in antwerp without donk and now have gone out in quarters and semis with donk. the one major they did win was thanks to magixx, not donk. the entire team is designed for him to frag but he played like shit in the semis of this major, especially on dust. i know everyone likes to make fun of falcons for having so many superstars and still losing but spirit has done the same. shiro is a top 3 awper, zweih is a top faceit player, and tnir is a top aimer but none of them can win because donk forces them to be his bait. shiro was arguably more successful on gambit where he was able to play for himself. donkey is holding the rest of the team back.
>>2130541i think it's a bit too much. it's more fun storylines when the top players are on different teams.one thing i kind of would like to see would be spirit and falcons swapping donk and kyousuke. it's not going to happen but it would be great.
>>2130542>donkey is holding the rest of the team back.pure delusion
>>2130542bro donk doesn't even have high trade kills. this is just a shill narrative which stats doesn't back up.
>>2130540>>2130541the sh1ro experiment has failed. they won in shanghai despite him, not because of him7 playoff matches, 3 positive ratings, 3 0.8x ratings, 0 (ZERO) actual carries if you watch the games, just bait and whiff and choke and disappearhe's not that guy
>>2130550The funny thing is that this year and especially this season Zywoo has some of the highest t-side trade kill percent in pro cs (I think only Twistzz is higher). A lot higher than Donk.Like Donk baits? The stats literally says Zywoo baits a lot more.
>>2130542retard
chopper AND donk were the reason they lost the semi in Budapest though. chopper being retarded in the first map and donk being a crybaby tilting himself (and the team) beyond repair for the second map.>>2130558It's extremely funny how they basically needed 2 donks to beat FaZe in a somewhat close series. What a fucking worthless team.
>>2130558choker sh1ro is still better than mid awpers like torzsi, wonderful, 910 etc
>>2130573Truth. There's like 3 non bot awpers in the entire scene and sh1ro is one of them
faze played 29 maps just in this major alone. lmao that's more maps than na/eu LoL teams play in a year
>>2130573>>2130575here are all those players' major playoff stats during sh1ro's time on spirithe does not show up unless it's a stomp where he's their 3rd best guy
if donk does end up leaving spirit, the objective best place he could go is faze. just imagine, donk with karrigan would legit be dropping 1.8 every map. granted, he'll prob end up in falcons since they're the only ones that can afford him
>>2130608With Stake backing, Vita could do it
>>2130610they're winning enough already, they definitely won't do it>>2130608faze doesn't have the money
This fucking healed my heart. I miss the old fucks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1Yw-QZrPo
>>2130610maybe, but even if they had the money I doubt they would do it. they have a perfectly working system now, and with +donk they might actually run into the issue of too many stars/not enough resources for everyone
>>2130608>donk with karrigan would legit be dropping 1.8 every mapI don't think so. It would really depend if he's down to fully believe in karrigan and I don't think he would, kid's ego is bigger than the universe. It's also jumping from one retarded incompetent team to a team that is known to lose unlosable rounds.
ZywhOo glaze is off the charts.
zywoo said bondi beach was deserved and flamez instantly quit the team
>>2130642no matter what, he will always be my goat
>>2130634>kid's ego is bigger than the universebased on what? he really doesn't seem that egotistical, considering
>>2129673>>2130147He's only just powering up
zywoo's gf posted this after the spirit game, and then deleted it. this gotta be a first no? I don't think there's ever been such a brazen post from a player's gf/wife. bit surprising since zywoo himself is humble af
>>2130655Is he wrong? No, probably not but it shows how big his ego is. Also, this is pure speculation because I am not part of Spirit Academy or NAVI jr. It also shows that he kinda disregards the tactical part of CS because FUT (NAVI jr core) has decent fundamentals unlike Spirit Academy players that got out of it. To him, shoot hard > playing as a team.
>>2130669d0nkbros...
>>2130669dona went off on some analyst? for shitting on nexa for being shit if you count that
>>2130671Makkaze rapes donk
>>2130669>ZywOo when his humble persona he's been building for years starts falling apart because his bitch couldn't stay quiet and they somehow blame him
>>2130671you know he made that call in 2021 not 2025 right? spirit academy was new, navi jr's success stories were m0nesy (who was m0nesy) and b1t (who was a 6th man or just making the full roster) who just shot hard, and every one of his potential teammates was a shitter who washed out or never made it. he was right to be derisive, headtr1ck was the best from that batch, they picked pogor3lov over him
ZywOo's gf is receiving some hateful comments on her Instagram. Deservedly so, never talk shit about donk again you dumb whore.
>>2130669Damn bros, why are whores like this? Zywoo does the talking with his skills in game. Fucking bitch is ruining his image.
>>2130669>donk >not chopper or hallyThey can't keep getting away with it
>>2130669dumb bitch
>>2130669post feet
>>2130710I saw those. I even sent her some hateful dm's. I Hope she reads them. (Ofc she will, slags like that love attention good or bad)
>>2129702I kneel. One change was enough. By far the most balanced team.
>>2130669btw she also posted this apology, and then deleted lmao. why do women behave like this?
>>2130745I hope Zywoo leaves the bitch before more damage is done to his image
>>2130750thisto apologise to donk, he should get together with him
>>2130745Hahaha, she didn't realize how large the donk fanbase really is. She won't make that mistake again. Good girl.
>>2130745Who cars desu.
>>2130669>>2130745bravo /magog/ bravo. yo someone get this to the big cs news accounts asap. this has potential to go platinum on twitter
>le heckin wholesome chungus fat fish lips faggot Reddit personified. Why should I take this game serious when this guy didn't retire after astralis? He's genuinely creepy
well magog we had fun this last month eh. guess we'll see each other in 6 monthsif you need me I'll be in /dbt/, /hoc/, and /plur/
>>2130610we don't need this tilting bot
>>2129702f0rest and GeT_RiGhT clear
>>2130669i beat zywoos gf could beat the shit out of donk irl
>>2130669>>2130745guess zywoo isn't who he appears to be if this is how his bitch acts, that's a shame
>>2130669honestly bad vibes for zywoo. she will leave when he's washed.
>>2130669damn, that little zigga lives rent-free in their headsgrim (the aura loss, not the player)
>>2129813>quotes Lebron "Lemickey" James unironicallyoh no no no "GOAT" bros, not like this hahahahahaha
>>2130823>damn, that little zigga lives rent-free in their headsit's actually Zywoo and everything around him living rent free in zigger minds, since this post was published by cybersport.ru and caused an meltdown among donk bandwagoner ziggies. while no english cs2 news site bothers with instagram stories of random people connected to pros.
>donk (noob)
>>2130826nice try, but donk wasn't even playing in the finals, why bring him up at all? Unless he's rent-free in your head for some reason.grim (the coping and seething, not the player)
Did ZywOo's whore just delete her Instagram posts? Or did I get blocked after sending her a bunch of hateful dms. Can somebody check for me real quick
>>2130835shows public for me, 40 posts.
>WAAAAAAAH LOOK AT ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME SOMEONE SAID BAD WORD ABOUT MEkek donk fans are braindead brats just like their idol
>>2130836She must've blocked me then. She blocked both of my accounts. That's good, at least I know she read my messages then.Next time she will think before she hates on my beautiful king Danya
>>2130826westerners simply doesn't care about social media outrage shit. true and factual.
>>2130832>zywoo's gf posted this after the spirit game>nice try, but donk wasn't even playing in the finals, why bring him up at all? most intelligent donk zoomer drone
>>2130838Take your meds homie
>>2130850Whore thinks she can hate on the GOAT rifler who is 18 years old btw because her cashcow beat him in a game. Slut deserves all those dms I sent her. I'm making another account to continue the hate, I'm literally going to create an image in her head that donk / donk fans are not to be messed with. PTSD incoming for her
>player gets triggered by "zz">fans get triggered by "noob"why is the donkosphere so weak-minded? i thought russians are cold and unbothered like zont1x
>>2130854are you russian
>>2130854>most sane donk troon
>>2130854bro how do create so many accounts? maybe it's changed, but a few years ago when I tried to create dummy accs it kept locking all of them
910bros... no wonder he only had 4000 hours of CS, this shit takes time to organize
>>2130862No.
>>2130864I never got locked idk what that's about
>>2130669>>2130745el oh el. out of the millions of insults, you chose noob? like cmon, I dont think I've ever seen someone call donk a noob unironically
>>2130052It seems like BO5 truly are the death of the big underdog. In a BO3, after the first nuke the pressure is MUCH higher on Vita and the hype stronger for Faze ("just 1 more map bros")
>>2130826>40 comments>third of which agree with her>meltdownMkay
>>2130886idk how anyone could read that and not interpret it as a joke but i'm also not a russian zoomer with poor social skills
>>2130894I don't think donk would give a fuck.
Just sent her colleagues an email about her immaturity, she really shouldn't have made that silly comment about donk. She runs a company called prodigy agency. Next meeting will probably be really awkward.
>>2130897Very funny!
>>2130901I'm not joking
>>2130897I sent her my dick picks.
>>2130904Very funny!
>>2130908Is that you ZywOo?
HOLY SHIT JIMI TO FALCONS CHECK FACEBOOK
>>2130835anon do you have a twitter account? if so send ts to ozzny_cs for the lulz. let's see if magog has any motion or not
>>2130897>prodigy agencylooking at their clientele and something tells me they are more than familiar encountering mentally ill freaks such as yourself on a daily basis
>>2130921I do have a twitter account but there is no point sending this to him. That guy is a massive npc and won't post anything controversial.
So this deserves to be called an era, right? Back to back Majors, 9 trophies, didn't feel like the throne was taken by anyone in the 2nd half, maybe Furia for a second since they won two t1 tourneys in a row and beat Vitality along the way, but that's it, the couldn't take the Major pressure.
>>2130932If they take another and win some big tourneys next year then it'd be an era of sorts.
>>2130934>4 players in top 10>30 match winstreak over 6 tournaments>2 Majors and Grand Slam, Katowiceera "of sorts" kek, this is better than fnatic and NiP era easily, only Astralis is above
how would you fix falcons?
>>2130967year as a whole it's 2nd behind astralis but this season they only won 2 tournaments
>>2130932>>2130967don't care what you call it and the whole conversation is boring, everyone who's not a vitality fan just wants it to end
Do you think faze would've won if it they'd played against spirit in gfs?
>>2130985no. on nuke sure. but spirit also doesnt play inferno which has been faze's other good map.
Bros, I've had this hilarious meme in my head for awhile now but I'm too bad at photoshop to make itI'm picturing summit1g, but instead he's colored brown to look indian and his name is "sumit wanjee"
Woke up. Remebered that trannyclan lost. Beautiful day.
>>2130669based, fuck that tranny looking mf
>>2130981it only just started my friend
>>2130968ONEMORE
>>2130968keep the roster fire zonic and Lars Roblhire a new coachthe new coach (and players) get a carte noire and they have a full year to figure it out between themselves how to play like a championship team, no roster changes, no salary changes, no social media, no meme non-PC bootcamps, no bullshit, nothing.
>>2131024glory hunting cocksucker
>Counting or not counting online MVPs?
>>2131029you know that it's the one actual superteam's existence that's been forcing all other teams trying to be competitive to make changes right?
>>2130542truthnuke
when is next donk game?
>>2131062>you know [guys who never won] are the reason why [guys who win] made changesNo, I don't know.
>>2131086who?
>>2131087alright, nice reading comprehension buddy
Guardian should've had the zywoo's success.
>>2131098let it go unc
>>2131098Guardian was just another great player, Zywoo is a phenomenon
bros...? w-what now...
>>2131098he got into two goated orgs at the worst timing, at least for winning a Majorstill should have had Boston at least, fucking choko ruined it all
>>2130669I thought he would pick a gf similar to him, but it appears not>>2130968the legit solution to get rid of niko, but that's never gonna happen
>>2131098idk about that one unc, but he def should at least have a major. blame choko for that
>>2131114>the legit solution to get rid of nikoThey need an IGL and Coach duo that could utilize niko and monesy well. In all of niko's fucking lifetime no igl utilized him well.He should entry. He'll be the greatest entry the game has ever seen.
>>2131105HLTV awards, Blast Bounty, IEM Krakow
>still pushing the narrative that NiKo ruined bostonsure buddy, it wasnt karrigan with the finest dogshit calls, it wasnt the other 2 star riflers also having bad games. if the whole team starts to fail, surely its the fault of one of the three star riflers not the IGL. sure buddyreminder >>2129637
>>2131102hes phenomenal at getting carried by his support players in finals lol
>>2131117>>2131106look at the stats on inferno, rain and karrigan threw the decider
karrigan haters outing themselves as soulless and new gens
>hating on one of the few old guards leftsoon cs2 will have the same fate as dota 2, soulless 0 charisma robotic players who can't even do interviews.bring back the old jacuzi fnatic days
>>2131127i can't figure out the angle from which these obssesed haters are coming from. Niko fans? gla1ve fans? who else could hate karrigan this much?
>>2131119lmao he literally had karrigan and aleksi, but his ego chose to kick them. ironically both went on to win majors. Istg you niko stans will blame everyone but him. he's had everything given to him, changed players, coaches, superteam after superteam, but still no major lmao. like atp you gotta let it go bro you're cucking yourself by still defending him. it's like they say: “If everywhere you go smells like shit, maybe it’s time to check your shoes”
>>2131128>soulless 0 charisma robotic players who can't even do interviewsthis is why, despite disliking vitality, i love apex and im glad he's still around. most of the younger players have no sauce. donk when hes in a good mood has a little swag and im hoping it will develop the older he gets. the chinese guys are pretty fun but theyre not really T1. are there any new players that have any swag at all? >>2131132they dont love CS
>if you hate karrigan you dont love cslmao
>come back to magog post major and the choko groyper is still aroundbro how much of a pathetic loser are you
if you don't love niko you hate cs
>>2131134i think there are some cool players still, but to be fair it's hard to have a visible personality in this corporate era of CS where every player gets media training drilling the moment they sign their first contract.
>>2131143yeah true. the kids coming through now have grown up with social media looming over them so theres probably an element of not wanting to get embarrassed online
Karrigan is a redd it disgusting pig who is ugly as fuck and gets carried his entire career.His 'fans' are enablers of his continuous below average presence and its making a mockery of the sport.If you like him you got hoodwinked and don't understand cs.Pic was a good post and is 100% factual
i guess nobody in the world "understands CS" except two schizos on /magog/ (who are totally not the same person screenshotting their own post, btw)
>>2131170Ball dont lie
>>2131184damn right
>>2131192>total kills as a valid statlineThe only thing this proves is how much pro cs this faggot got to play when he should've retired years ago
>>2131133>aleksi>tier 1even blade said he had to make him into a t1 igl and turn him into a good little puppet that can transfer his thoughts and shoot slightly better than him.
>>2131225>a coach coached his playerWow literally brainwashed
Hey magog, when did you get on the interwebz?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WEyRvqAkvkFor me it was 04
>>2131227that's why blade is the goathe even managed to turn tier 3 fingolian bum into t1 igl(for half a season)
>outlasts all the other french star players>becomes the most accomplished counter strike player of all timehow did he do it? why him and not niggas like shox, happy, nbk, kenis etc?
>>2131302He was willing to lead an international project. If Vitality stayed only French, they'd be nowhere near as successful, like a better 3DMAX.
>>2131230wait until all of rural India gets Internet.
>>2131302In game leader getting carried by better players
>>2131141gb2twitter
>>2131302Nbk and happy were always shitIts sad shoxy didn't win much at the time tho
>>2131302he was french in an organization run by a frenchman in a team reliant on a frenchman who would veto his firinghe's not a particularly great igl, he just has the luxury of selfless star players at every position
>>2131353Hot as fuck
>>2131353The implications......
>better utility rating than aim rating on leetifybros...
>>2131419>leetify ratingsgot your zodiac sign too?
>>2131380that's why they can't "come out"
will donk get snubbed? he beats zywoo in every non-team based metric
The Jcobb experiment was overall successful imo. Some of his plays were crucial to close games and go to grand finals. That bum rain could've never done that.
f0ze niggas really plastic af lmao
Faze win vs NAVI was a fluke
Vitality btfos FURIA to get #1 againFaze jumps to #6B8 jumps to #12
>>2131353i thought the niko rape posts were a meme but idk mane ive seent hat webm of him grabbing m0neys ass
https://www.hltv.org/news/43458/m80-part-ways-with-hext
>>2131353>niko's strong balkan fingers grabbing ilya's twink haircut as he shoves his cock down his throat in the hotel room after yet another humiliating defeathow does this affect niko's legacy as the goat rifler?
>>2131462I fucking love fraggers so much just fucking aim bro its based as fuckDonk is hype as fuck
>>2131533krimbo is available so a majority german team that's actually good would be cool but i'm guessing they want to keep an na core for easier grinding
>>2131456>plays with incompatible signsno wonder you're silver
>>2131574Im 20k player and know 1 smoke in the whole 10 years I've been playing this gameIts just too nerd emoji for me. 0 skill involved
>>2131573dumbest post itt by a very large margin
>>2131495This is some bullshit. Navi raped f0ze in Ancient, they should be higher.
>>2131582I'm a gamerdad that plays 10 matches a month so there's 0 chance I'm beating prime aged young aimers in fair duels so I need util to give me an advantage
>>2131543>niko's legacy as the goat rifler
>>2131573retard
if you replace zywoo with a different top 5 awper vitality still winsif you replace donk with anyone spirit doesn't make playoffs for anything
>>2131626they should replace zywoo with donk
which is more interesting bit to falcons, jimi to navior jimi to falconsIt'd be cool to have 2 finns in same team
don't mind me, just doing a little DM warmup :)
nahhhhhhhh blud be trippin post dis shit lmaoooooooooooo
>>2131655>playing shitty bot filled valve dm
>>2131626i think if you asked every org who they would rather build a team around, all of them say donk because he's irreplicable
-broky+Jimpphat
donk is the worst #2 ever, 0-5 against Vitality and 1-4 against Zywoo, embarrased on stage every time despite kicking his two mates for firepower upgrade. i didn't doubt for one second Vitality will win again, even with Zywoo sleeping entire 1st half and this is supposed to be some kind of a rivalry between them.the only worse was Zywoo in 2021 against s1mple, but to be fair to him he had a really shitty teammates, no one close to sh1ro or even tn1r and zweih in skill, being top 2 with that team is already goated by itself.it's disgusting how much the community overrates this russian elige mental midget bot, after 12-6 on mirage he had 2 good rounds in total and otherwise was invisible. full tilt -> dust 2 completely AWOL. but noo brooo it was the team's fault hahahainstead of being called a choking faggot for that dust performance somehow the constant shilling and propaganda made people feel sorry for him. kwab
a russianesque team equal to vitalitydonkbitmonesyboomich?zontix/tn1r
>>2131670>i didn't doubt for one second Vitality will win again, even with Zywoo sleeping entire 1st halfoof, that says a ton
>>2131670>0-5 against Vitality and 1-4 against Zywooyeah i don't think anyone is saying spirit is a better team>for firepower upgradewas it an upgrade though
>>2131678>was it an upgrade thoughi don't know, ask LeGM Danya, he wanted to play with his 2k elo CSGO duo queue
>>2131670CIS propaganda is strong and western faggots are too cucked and weak minded to stand behind the better player that is ZywOo.
>>2131543Monesy looks like THAT?
>>2131670completely, embarrassingly incoherent post. if you were a robot in a children's cartoon, your head would pop off in a puff of sparks from the logical inconsistencies and paradoxes
oh my god is that a jumbo hltv statpage screenshot, how splendidly coherent of you
>>2131704i think vitafags know that donk is definitely the better individual and thus obscure the arguments into team stats for zywoo to win loleveryone know's zywoo will get #1 but he's not the better player
>vitality is a better team than spiritincredible news, what's next?
I kinda dont care about stats as much I care about teams with my countrymen providing entertainment by playing well and winningsome peoples trivial fascinations about numbers in hltv are just odd
>>2131742>it's odd to point out the numbers HLTV uses to rank their awardsi guess, even weirder that people get super fucking upset about it and bring up team results
>>2131746its kinda a thing that some employee at hltv would care about and then people who watch esports read an article celebrating the year and what different players achieved?I dont know what you hope to gain from it.
donk couldn't hold connector on 12-10 because his team is shit and 1.00 rated
>>2131750gain what?zywoo finally got his major and vita fans are crying about how donk's stats aren't better somehow lol
>>2131353
where are the trades gary
>>2131726yes, because those stats just are what they are for the spirit-vitality games. they don't require you to believe things like>when donk's team ghosts, zywoo ghosts, donk carries, and spirit still lose, this means donk is a let-down in a personal rivalry with zywoo>donk (1.22 vs vitality) should be embarrassed for still losing after swapping magixx (0.93) for zweih (0.94) and zont1x (0.92) for tn1r (0.97), and playing with a hard carry like sh1ro (0.98). that's a superstar lineup>zywoo in 2021 deserves a pass for his teammates though (avg rating 0.97 vs top 10), those were extenuating circumstances, those guys were terrible, he was goated for that>it's also not embarrassing for zywoo to have gotten #3 last year on an international superteam, and needing to personally recruit ropz (a player so good he probably deserved major mvp)>there are 0 parallels between francophone vitality and russian spirit though, donk just needs to carry harderand most of all, to limp wristedly bitch about hltv stats when discussing prospective hltv awards
>>2131704it's 4 people bending over to pad this tilt midget's stats. cs is more complex than le epic twitchy aim xD. he might have more success at fortnite.
>>2131834>4 people bending overimagine how good spirit would be if donk's teammates actually did this instead of just hidingpoor guy never gets flashed in or traded, his team just fumbles a 4v3 over and over
Bro how is ZywOo so auraless? I just checked google trends and he gets searched so much less than donk. Imagine making history with 3 major MVP's and you still have less motion than donk. Wtf is this bro. How can the so called goat be so auraless. Does he even have fans that aren't French?
>>2131855french, boring playstyle, team feeds him kills, no personality, no cultural impact
>>2131834so who had more success, donk with shitters padding his stats, or zywoo playing the right way for years and years with french lineups, plus at rio with a superteam?donk must be really good if him playing dumb aim cs can win a major while zywoo kwabed out first round of the playoffs at best
>>2131855Too much of a CS machine to find entertaining for the masses. His moves are too optimal and his playstyle isn't explosive like donk.
>>2131855>making history with 3 major MVP's2 and a *
simple [100t] will be at the next major
Navi -b1t +jimi Falcons -Teses +b1tThank me later.
>>2131915what am I thanking you for
>>2131916Exclusive insider info?
we need a good blue team
>>2131921>Parivision! Doesn't count, they are Tiffany & Co.>L****d!...
>>2131543You are making Sjokz worshippers look bad with posts like this. Use a Dona pic next time.
>>2131921We already have one, /ourguys/ Aurora!
>>2131680>LeGM Danyat. third worlder who doesn't know what this means. donk is in his first cavs stint where he covered for management by carrying them too hard, except he actually did win at the highest levelat this point he honestly should pull a the decision and force some org to spend big and contend again
Ermmmmmmm VitaBabz...we might be in tr0uble
>>2131915I don't want to hate b1tcel, so no.
>>2131955Pretty sure donk also has 11 MVP + EVP, not 10Don't think that's counting major EVP he will receive
Why niko can't win a major? Is he the unluckiest player of any sport ever created? How can "one of the greatest players in cs history" never win a single major? Just one
>>2131983Because he chokes. He needs donk to save him. Please MBS just give Spirit 20million for donk. That's only 2 hours of oil production. PLEASE MBS
>>2131983if you get "unlucky" 17 majors in a row, it's not luck
>>2131955>7v6 is equivalent to 8v4ok buddy
>>2131983weak mental, he needs to spend 6 weeks doing daily hour long meditation sessions and learn how not to let his emotions spill out like the cum dripping from Ilya's tight ass
>>2131983old comment from some random but i think this this explains ithe is just a choker, dude has 9 mvps and 50 something evps (which is the ultimate choker award)
>>2131990this but unironically
>>2131955the difference is that they gave away like 2 of device's mvps to teammates even when device had higher rating. that would never happen to donk, simple or zywoo.
NiKo still got aprox. 15 Majors to try out his luck so fuck off magog punks
>>2132038Niko will be 50 when he wins his first major
what year has hltv had #2 this good? i think only device can compete.
>>213203950-28=22x2=44 Majors
>>2132010where are those numbers from
>>2131955he's so ugly
>>2131983because you cant expect a player to save his load for the whole duration of the major, retards think that having a bad game is choking but thats not true.d0nk blew his load before the mouz match and magixx and sh1ro had to save his toggler ass to not get eliminated. something like that has never happened to niko.at boston, niko blew his load before the finals and unfortunately all the other players (not counting fraudigan, he always plays like shit) also blew their loadat stockholm niko held his load till the finals but unfortunately he had n0rb3r7 tier shitters as team matesat copenhagen niko blew his load to doggystyle mouz, then against navi he played with dry ballsat shanghai he blew his load to rape and gape heroic, then against f0ze he played with dry balls and to make things worse, ropz and br0ky were practicing semen retentionmoral of the story: people only call others chokers when they lose, and for niko to win a major, he needs to bring swani back from retirement to build a proper team, so the team doesnt always rely on him practicing semen retention, or he needs to practice semen retention.
>>2132126they callin him the zywoo of chi city
>>2132163so youre saying that jame is a fraud because he would jack off before the match and blow his load
>>2132163>d0nk blew his load before the mouz match and magixx and sh1ro had to save his toggler ass to not get eliminated. something like that has never happened to nikohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2377733/mouz-vs-spirit-perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024this one? where donk outfragged sh1ro on both maps they wonhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2377735/spirit-vs-faze-perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024or this one, where donk outfragged magixx on both maps they won?
>>2132172Should've stopped reading at d0nk like me because you can already tell who is behind that post.
Is donk top 1 confirmed at this point? I just checked the rating difference and it's a whole 0.1 gap between them. Might be the largest gap in history, especially if we consider the role differences. I think the gap should really be seen as 0.15 since donk is an entry and ZywOo is an awper.
zywoo def the most carried "phenom" of cs
donk metodichka in full offensive tonight on all fronts (/magog/, twitter, hltv), they simply refuse to take the Lgains: minimal to none, Zywoo still clearsreminds me of another ongoing "conflict"
>>2132202truth is just that majority knows donk is better
>>2132220that's why he won, right?
>>2132228most people just think donk is a better player.
Funniest part about this whole donk vs ZywOo thing is that when they do the notable stat section on their top 20 graphic donk will be #1 in everything. I wonder how HLTV will spin it to keep their legitimacy. I predict they will make up some retarded stats like (AWP KPR in playoffs vs top 5) ZywOo (#1)
>>2132202euniggas don't even know where the lines are drawnanyone who's anyone knows that donk is more impressive than zywoo "team accomplishments" "pity mvp" frenchlastname
just a reminder that HLTV biggest backer is a gambling site and they of course run lines on their totally honest and fair "top 20" and "rating 3.0"also both ropz and mezii cleared zywoo in semis and grands but he gets mvp for farming mongolz and groups shitters
>>2132236they can make things up like broky flashgod>>2132250mvp was frauded but he would've got #1 anyway
does broky deserve another season?
>>2132263I think faze should sign him to a 3 year contract with a clause that he cannot be benched. that would be very entertaining
>>2132250Didn't flusha get blatantly robbed before gambling even became a big thing in CS? It's just in their DNA.
>>2132276flusha cheated
>>2132276that was a blatant case of popular player vs unpopular player
>>2131495So, NaVi are down 1 pos bcs they lost in the semis of the Major while being ass all year long and Faze, in the same situation but lost in Grand Final, are up 6 pos? Crazy shit
>>2132295theyre down 1 because faze overtook them
>>2131495sorry, VRS is the only thing that matters
Why do I get the feeling that aleksib is going to end up in FaZe in the future. Not in 2026, but something like when karrigan moves to coaching.>>2132295I guess it's because FaZe got to play and beat more teams. In Stage 2 both went 3-0 but for FaZe 2/3 opponents were higher ranked than NAVI's. And then I guess in Budapest semi they would be around the same ranking and whoever won their matchup would get #6 on HLTV.
Do NaVi make changes? They're in a weird spot. 0 results all year but they made some decent runs in the big 4 events this year.
>>2132323iM b1t and Aleksi are all leaving
>>2132327Pretty sure that's impossible. NaVi vrs would get nuked
Why did ropz say that
cuz it's true bruh
>>2131949LeMickey's best teammate in his first Cavs stint was.. Ilgauskas? Boozer? i don't even remember, but no one special that's for sure.LeMickey (CS edition)'s best teammate has been sh1ro for the last 2 years, top 5 sniper in the scene. His so called Cavs era was 5 months with Artfrost in 2023, where he failed to qualify for anything relevant but still managed to win BB gun Dacha. however HLTV will tell you this doesn't count as a rookie season, because it just doesn't or something.according to his telegram quote donk thinks or wishes he was LeMickey, but at best he's something of a Kobrick with less swag and more ballhoging.
>>2132374sh1ro top 5 in Russia maybe. Not even better than broky in big games
>>2132186>zywoo is basically guaranteed #1 because of his team's results
Why do I hate fat people so much?I respect zywoo as a player but I can't possibly be his fan if he's so fucking ugly. It was fun in his rookie period but now he's just settling into being ugly and s.oy.Don't even get me started on karrigan. Fat ugly fuck like him has NO business being that smug.
>>2132374oh I can think of a teammate that measures up to sh1ro when the pressure's on>he failed to qualify for anything relevanthe played online qualifiers for 2 t1ish events. if that counts and bb dachas are irrelevant, zywoo's rookie year was 2016, 2017 at absolute latest>at best he's something of a Kobrick with less swag and more ballhogingwe need legislation that would put people like you in an aztec style game where you risked death, so retards who couldn't even make their hs teams would stop with the basketball analogies
>>2132468>but now he's just settling into being uglyThat's based as fuck though. Bro has everything and doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>>2132476he tries though. just not about his weight.
How much do you guys think Falcons would pay for donk? If they decided they want to buy him
>>2132537I want to see that happen so bad
>>2132537realistically what is stopping donk from just leaving team spirit and joining falcons?
>>2132554Contract with Spirit.
>>2132559just leave the country what are they gonna do once he gets his major pay
The drummers hired by starladder wwere pretty kino you gotta admit
>>213253710mil is the minimum rn i believe
>>2132566yes
>>2132566of courseI expect a full band next Major
>>2132570That's nothing to the Saudis if they're serious about their image/sportswashing propaganda. donk is the face of CS and maybe all of esports atm (other than faker). Would be a steal since they make like 1bil a day off oil
>>2132587>donk is the face of CS and maybe all of esports atmtop kek
>>2132616Google trends don't lie.
>>2132622Adding to this: donk's crashout after losing to Vitality peaked higher than any moment throughout s1mples entire career. He made s1mple look small on the graph
>donk embarrassing himself in front of everyone and quitting the game is le good because number peaked on jewgle metricskek you can't even falseflag something this humiliating, donktards literally can't stop losing
>>2132654Nice cope s1mple fagboi. Your goat never had influence like this. The last crown your goat has is disappearing before your very eyes.
>passion bad, sovlless robot good
>>2132677well they still haven't kicked kvem
>>2132661Are you retarded? Everyone in their mother knows s1mple is the goat