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New thread huh. Looks like I win again. Kiss my ass janny and the tranny that reported me. There’s a new sheriff in town.
2026 the year of FaZe
>>2163550>karrifatdogshitretard has lost 3/4 cs2 grand finalskwab
>>2163550Vitality still has no fans
>>2163555Still coping, I see.
>>2163557Still coping vitality’s major win vid hasn’t cracked 100k views lmao kwab these niggas have no fans
you now remember valde
>>2163570that nigga was shredded and tan
>>2163570i almost beat that guy in an official once, thats how i know top 20 is fraudulent
PARIVISION IS LIFEPARIVISION IS TRUTH
>>2163800
>>21635620 Aura team. Nobody even cares
>>2163891suck it russkie
based France shitting on Russiathis is revenge for Napoleon
Twistzz circa 2016
>playing csgo past 2016explain
>>2163954>playing csgoI wish
Ohhhkay /magog/ just be straight wit me, which one?
>palying cs past 2000explain
>>2163954>>2164023money
>>2164021Black lam.
>>2164045black lammy is tuff asl
>>2164021>skins>be straightlol
>>2163555>>2163562>>2163891niggas still mad kek, i didn't expect a Vitality win to make people so butthurt, i mean it was th expected outcome
>>2164113It's 2026, the year of the bumblebee is over
>>2164021Ultraviolet
https://nitter.poast.org/cs2news_en/status/2007066627209351665HOLY BASED
>>2164136putin sucking up to the EU by fixing CS for freeand it's working
>>2164136funny how those niggas in the comments say that faceit is now playable when it was because of russians that faceit had high skill matchesniggas would rather play with germans, swedes and brit trash than with the average/high skill russian lol
>>2164136holy funnyfuck ziggas
>>2164149highest skill matches on faceit were when FPL was constantly played by all the tier 1 pros and gave big prize money, and it had few russians
what could've been
https://www.twitch.tv/xkacperskycs
was HOTU beating Furia,B8 and Senzu-Mongolz in the last esl pro league just a total fluke or are they actually a sorta decent and overlooked team?
Let's goooo the TRVE NA GOAT made it.
Astralis reach deal with ryu
>>2164356Holy shit the guy from Street Fighter? How did they manage that?
>>2164354How is this nigga above mezii with 0 achievements? Is donk actually going to win top 1 since he dominates ZywOo statistically? wtf
>>2163847>dastan just straight killed AW instead of benching himdamn...
>>2164369Oh nonononon zywho kwabies are starting to realize...
>>2164356for a second i thought it was the guy who coached selflessand signed off his posts with-ryuand according got a hat made with>-ryuon it the front of italso, selfless had the best round of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jmi_BG0QZY
>>2164369Yea even though I wanted to see my niggas frozen and Twistzz in the list, I wasn't expecting Twistzz #11 that's crazy. Seems HLTV has a crush on FaZe, a real hard crush.
>kyousuke top 10screenshot, write it down in the notepad, I don't care, the truth is that only dope ass fragaz get on da list
>>2164369don't worry zybros, we got the MVPs and EVPstrust the process
>>2164354it's very funny to me how people tout these stats as insane, but 0.04 less with worse roles and not exiting in groups for all but the last couple months is somehow garbage, by the way look at how they manipulate the chart to make twistzz's personal stats look more impressive, why does his lower adr look bigger? why does the surviving difference of 0.6% stick out way, way further? anyway, heavygod robbed, twistzz may have belonged on the top 20 but not ahead of most of the ones there, xertion and torzsi should not be on it and niko should not have such a low placement
Rating is KING.
>>2164369m0NESY has 0 achievements this year and he'll be top 4.
>>2164369>Is donk actually going to win top 1 since he dominates ZywOo statistically?noafter one of the last events donk won (blast after Cologne i think) someone from hltv made a post that ZywOo is still in the lead, and since that tournament ZywOo was better on every tournamentEWC - neither have EVP but ZywOo better ratingBlast London - ZywOo #3 donk #5EPL - ZywOo #3, donk not even EVPChengdu - Zywoo #2 donk not even EVPRivals - ZywOo #2 donk not even EVPMajor - ZywOo MVP donk #3it's impressive how hard Zywoo broke d0nkfags to the point of still coping 3 weeks after the Major about top 1
looking good for us donk bros
>>2164136i regret to inform you lads that only the website is blocked and they can use vpn to queue then turn it off to connect to the server
they're overvaluing individual performance this year to rob the woo
>top 20 PLAYERS>NOOO WHAT ABOUT THE TEAM RESULTSlook at the hltv team rankings then retards
>>2164543sounds good for the Woo because he has performed higher than donk individually in over 80% of tier 1 tournaments in 2025, according to HLTV "best players of the tournament" lists
HLTV top1 was promised to zywoo 3000 years ago...
swap niko and twistzz places. do it now.
So is G2 dead now?0 players in the top 201 mickey mouse trophy this yearno money
>>2164574well heavygod was definitely robbed, but they're semi-dead. they're still a top 10 team but just barely.
>>2164543they'll justify one person's placement with team achievements, for another they will place the most importance on overall rating, the next guy will have his shortcomings in both things disregarded because of some lifegames at kato and cologne and the one after that will be punished for carrying his team to finals but being average once they get there, and the carbon copy of this guy that does even worse in finals will be exempt from the same criticism. shit makes no sense there are no critera they're just winging it and adding curveballs to create drama and bring more attention to the list. it's become worthless as a result, ner0 and strikers word means nothing to me anymore>>2164574just because 2 cocksuckers won't add the 2nd best anchor in the world to their fraudulent list doesn't mean G2 has bad players, they should've gotten rid of malbs though for sure
>>2164587yeah that's the thing, hltv has never been consistent with individual performance vs team achievements. when things are close-ish i think they just decide it on what they believe is the best narrative.
Here's your real HLTV top 20 of 2025.No bullshit placement bickering, no frauds with under 100 maps. Just the statistical best 20 players.
did they just list twice amount the notable stats just in an attempt to justfiy this?
Two people making a list is still better than people voting who's the best, but yeah in the end it's just their opinions.
https://kick.com/fragget the fuck in here games on
>>2164598But HLTV chose which stats they rate, it's the same shit. They could change the formula again to favor some players over others.
>>2163540I know it may sound like I'm bullshitting but I was ryu's first agent. I did the negotiations between him and AiyvaN (Monte's academy coach then) when Genk released their roster.
vgh....
>>2164734ok insider nigga tell us who is cheating
>>2164737I haven't been an "insider" for 2 years now. military service and a job took me out of the scenealthough I was the first one to report siuhy (back) to MOUZ, Patsi and Rainwaker to Liquid as well as afro to Fnatic, among others
>>2164742how did you find us
>>2164744csgog? I've been here for like 6 years now
>>2164742other "leaked" pieces>w0nderful to sprout, artfr0st to spirit main>launX to falconsI'm trying to link up with my former agency guys to see if I can just continue being a CS leaker instead of an agent/talent scout. Maybe I'll post here too if I manage.
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfaAGEjMKY
>>2164891zz
>>216489115k views max
ky0usuke, m0nesy and n0k0 shouldn't even be on the list>>2164587they should've gotten rid of sunp0yus* malbs is serviceable having an awper like sunp0yus is notI wonder if he has dirt on saw, or if he really is that charismatic that everyone likes him despite his performance
>>2164963kyousuke isn't on the list
>>2164742>>2164750/mag0g/ is saved
>>2164969>>2164969I know but there are delusional niggas saying otherwisesame with n0k0 and m0nesy
dis nigga good kisser?
>>2165019you can just tell he'd rather it be m0nesy
>>2164460ZywOo fans are writing essays after having the best year of all time. They're getting nervous after this Twistzz ranking. Holy shit, NER0 is so based
I'm genuinely wondering what kind of jobless no life incel takes the time to write ZywOo instead of zywoo.And I'm saying this as someone who supports zywoo in the zywoo vs donk debate.
>>2165258Being correct is for white peopleYou wouldn't understand
>>2165263You're not white.
>>2165263zywoo-#1-posters are all nonwhite?that explains a lot
>>2165258To me it's just some kind of autism that doesn't let me write names "incorrectly". GeT_RiGhT, m0NESY, tO0RO, bLitz, n0rb3r7vsgetright, monesy, tooro, blitz, norbertShit just looks wrong and I fucking hate it.
>>2165279>getright, monesy, tooro, blitz, norbertnigga you literally just wrote itget well soon
>>2165281Yea but it's an example. I am forcing myself to write that way. Normally I just write the correct way, it's automatic.
>>2164136If you can't access faceit you can't access magog and if you can't access magog why even live?
>>2165279>GeT_RiGhTthis looks way more retarded than gtrjust stop capping the letters like you had a stroke mid-keystroke and only do the numbers, especially if you have to look the shit up on hltv to know what it's "supposed" to look like. monesy looks a little weird but m0nesy looks normal
>>2165293Nicknames are retarded 9/10. It's not my fault that's the way they made their nicknames and that's what it's used almost everywhere. The only times I can remember not being written like that are in some tournaments where it's in all caps or with 1 and 0 becoming their corresponding letters for every player in the UI.
>>2165279i can type all of them incorrectly but n0rb3r7 must stay
>>2165312>It's not my fault that's the way they made their nicknames and that's what it's used almost everywherebut it's notno one else talking about zywoo writes zywOoOo, they just say zywoo. no one else talking about niko calls him "NiKo"
>>2165320I meant in broadcasts and official posts on HLTV which is most of what I interact with. I just browse here and sometimes I enter a random off-topic HLTV thread because it has a retarded title. Since I am one of the people writing ZywOo, I can safely say there's at least another one that does it too.
>>2165293i forgot get_right had random capitalization like thatotherwise the name is fine but that looks pretty ugly
GeT_RaPeD
I will never forgive ropz for what he did. He betrayed his brothers, the clan, the jersey, the fans and himself for a bunch of hollow victories with a dead, fanless org like vitality.
*revs porsche*huh what? another major win? sweet!
i like ropz but i hope he dies in a fiery crash on the track
>>2165477When things get tough reals niggaz stick around and snakes like stabz crawl away. Vitality has already been downloaded, the defeats will follow soon and the snake will crawl away once again. I hope fattigan never takes this backstabber snake again.
>>2165477>>2165484>>2165485>Days without f0zers coping: 0
>>2164896DOUBLED, BITCHEZ
>>2165499congrats on refreshing the page 15k times today you autist
>>216549930k views in 15 hours, that's actually pretty impressive for the Vitality army. Congratulations guys
I've been not following CS over the holidays only to come back to what might just be the worst hltv top 20 list of all time. Genuinely atrocious stuff.
>>2165477It's well known he can barely live with the shame and tries to crash his car so his death looks like an accident.
>hmmm highlight of the year?>let's see the contenders!>wow! no zywoo "le best playa in ze world" according to midwits?>wow! not 1 but TWO donk highlights?
>>2165729If you put all of Zywoo's kill after each other 90% are just him holding sweaty angles with his AWP
>>2163540milk
>>2165729donk is so cute. How could people hate this beautiful boy?
>>2165252>100 words post>essaymost well-read d0nkey
strange how mongolz would rather sell senzu and bring in a player with awful stats than let him back in the lineup when he's ready to play again, wonder what the reason is
>>2165748He outed himself as bitch-made when he benched himself over 'muh mental issues'. Senzu simply isn't him and maaRaa realizes the implications of that for the team.
>>2165632It was an atrocious year for almost all teams so it kinda makes sense.
>>2165760it's either this and being considered unreliable now or he intended to join another team all along but something happened>>2165765not really, the list is garbage because they chose to make it controversial for clicks or they were unable to put aside their biases with only 2 guys making the decisions, it's got nothing to do with only 3 teams accomplishing anything of note
I just hope kyousissy is not in the Top 10, that would be absolute trash.
>>2165781who cares at this point, the list is already trash
>>2165765That's got nothing to do with it since the top 20 is meant to be an individual award. NER0 is simply a complete retard high on his own farts and Striker isn't the brightest either.
>>2165773it will only be controversial if donk is top 1nobody cares about top 4 to 20
>nobody cares about top 4mayonesybros our response?
>nooooo muh top 20 listshut up you babies, there is not a single team sport (electronic or real) where people care so much about ordered individual player ranking, maybe the best player award and that's it, like BdO in football. why is CS community so autistic about this and it's the least nerdy of all esports communities in all other things? Hltv and stats ate your brain
>>2165781There's 10 spots remaining and donk, ZywOo, m0NESY, sh1to, KSCERATO, ropz, flameZ and molodoy feel like they are guaranteed to be in. So guys like frozen, Spinx, HeavyGod, kyousucky are going to have to compete for the last 2 while for some reason b1t gets in.>>2165789>it will only be controversial if donk is top 1It's an individual award bro. Claiming that donk is the best player right now is the mildest take you could possibly come up with.
>>2165797I mean it's pretty obvious why they care so much it's the same reason why niggas cares about BdO, to say their fav player is better than [other player] with ""concrete proof"". Just look at the donk fangirls pissing and shitting at the thought of ZywOo getting #1 (this goes both ways though).I for one am fucking glad HLTV is such a blatant FaZe fanboy (even if I am one myself) because it is hilarious to see Twistzz that high just like broky #8 last year. These lists were always bullshit.
>>2165808frozen being in the Top 10 is basically guaranteed because Twistzz got #11. Spinx/HeavyGoat/kyousissy are fighting for the last spot then.Praying for my nigga HeavyGOAT.
>>2165808donk is not that great
>>2165823>Praying for my nigga HeavyGOATSame but if Spinx misses out while both xertioN and torzsi get in would be daylight robbery.
>>2165797aren't there a bunch of these awards in real sports that are quite coveted?not a top 20 ranking per se, but the players still get ranked, like in the picture (left is brownlow, right dally m)
>>2165851i would fuck up and not actually include the dally m rankings in the pic
There are plenty of individual awards in team sports and it's almost always the best player from the most decorated team that wins.Don't be too upset donk fans, he will win another time when he is on a good team.
>>2165840It would be pretty stupid yea. xertioN's choking bitch ass shouldn't be there at all. Weak ass jew should make room for HeavyGod.
we hype?
>>2166012>retirement home likely meant for matchfixingnofix your font rendering
>>2166012Aryan roster
https://kick.com/fragwe are here
>>2166059miami boys #floppy
no, we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/dorozea
who yall got #10I'm not autistic, is the rest of the list basically already known now that they explained enough of the criteria or can it be a surprise still
>>2166069Spinx
osee is so fucking back
>>2166096whoa dude oseeit's osee dudehe's backit's like he never lefthe's gonna do this foreveragainst everyoneagainlike he never left
>>2166069it's legit random, apex or monesy could be next at this point, spinx makes the most sense maybe but I predict kyousuke since it would generate more revenue
>>2166136>monesy could be next at this pointLol no. NER0 is the #1 m0NESY fan, no way he he doesn't give him #3.
>>2166069>who yall got #10Spinx or HeavyGod
>s0mple's teammates in 2k26
>>2166166yea this won't go well, he should've found a team when his stocks were kinda high during the t2 rape spree
>>2166166It's good for invites
>>2166150he's the #1 donk fan too but they're gonna give zywoo a frauded #1 anywayhttps://xcancel.com/HLTVorg/status/2005654526544822319
>>2166258How is this jew 10th? They could barely come up with any important stats to put in the notable stat section. wtf is 80.4% win rate after opener? Isn't that just a team stat?
>>2166265they felt sorry for him because he gave Vitality an era in exchange for winning a tier2 tournament and getting booed by home crowd
>>2166258Reminder that last year this guy was 13th while ropz was 18th.
Imagine frozen #5
>>2166258>>2166265the guy is worse than niko in every way besides having slightly better survival rate and kast (lol), same amount of trophies but absolutely mogged by falcons and vitality the whole year, sounds like a top 10 player to me!
Spinx really? That nigga hasn’t won shit
>>2166280
>>2166280How did niko get 18th. He should be higher if Spinx is 10th
>>2166280>NiKo stopped somewhat early for his standards because his awards are lacking in quality compared to most players above him, as all three came from the lower end of the year's Big Events, where a lot of the top opposition was missing.NiKo acknowledges that he "struggled a lot and lacked consistency" in 2025spinx major evp>He did not confirm his high average level deep into some of the biggest events of the year, as his lack of sample in elite playoffs matches goes to show (0.96 over 4 maps), and struggled to help Falcons in the final pushes for titles as they finished runners up five times (0.98 rating in 24 grand final maps).spinx 1.05 in 18 grand final maps (1.07 vs vitality, 1.09 vs falcons)
>>2166280For real, feels like the criteria are not really achievements or stats but looks and vibes
I swear to God if I see frozen instead of my bigga HeavyGod in the top 10 I am going to bomb hltv's offices.
>>2166318Nigga it's over, frozen is 100% in.
>>2166319It ain't over till it's over. NER0 better start counting his days.
>>2166318Least violent joo
>>2166311cope, this years top 20 is garbage
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>2166305there are people he should be below that are in between him and spinx, but the problems started when they decided to include 2 navi players and awful ones like torzsi and xertion, it takes a lot more to fix the list than just moving him up a few spots
>>2166332>gg dolbaebs i play dota
>>2166332KEKAROOO
>>2166327Nah I'm just a G2 fan and I want to see the rock for the team even during the fucked up first half of the year get his flowers.
s0mple at krakow kek https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/event/8240Though there is a chance he gets fucked, HOTU is at a LAN and is already top3 there, and frag could see them getting jumped by m80 & gamerlegion too if the results play out just right
Grim
>>2166394That's CYPHER actually.
CACHEMONDAY
>carries s0mple
>>2166420>it was real in my mind
Senzu going international is insane. I would say G2 has to get him, but they did just win a tournament with their current roster. I can't see any other team trying for him, unless he goes CIS, like Parivision?
>>2166423b1ad3 has been talking about lacking star players forever, same with mouz, he has no shortage of options
>>2166443That looks interesting but instead of who? And Senzu's English is bad as fuck, iM and makazze are both good in commsFor Navi it would have been best if they could have gotten a giy like Matys or frozen when it was speculated, but that ship has sailed now
n0k0 niggas still copingjust admit your gay daddy is washed up and should consider himself lucky to even be on the list
>>2166444xertion, makazze or aleksib, if the latter iM would igl, honestly the best fit is for malbs but whatever he's good enough for any of these teams to try and make it work
>>2166444>Senzu's English is bad as fuckGet the dude to take basic English lessons like molodoy did and he'll be up to speed in no time. It's likely to be one of the teams that's right on the brink of becoming elite. G2 and Navi have the cash to afford his buyout, MOUZ has been too frugal with their roster moves that I'd consider Senzu is joining them. The other option is one of those gambling site orgs.
>>2166328I think this list is trash but <1.00 in grand finals is pretty bad, and almost going out last at kato, cologne, and both majors is worse. niko was basically xantares from last year, except instead of having the 7th best rating he had the 15th, and instead of ghosting every important event he only ghosted most of them
>>2166468your posts are boring and no one ever bites but I'll ask anyway, what makes mouz trash and group stage warriors from faze so deserving? why does washed, old niko in unfavorable spots put up better numbers than so called superstars like senzu, or everyone above and below him so far except xantares (another old, washed bum) and twistzz for that matter?>>2166520only cologne was bad, 1.15 kato, 1.10 austin, 1.16 budapest, it wasn't on him that they were eliminated from those
can't wait until the break is over I don't give a FUCK about any of these ratings or anything statcels have to say
>>2166544Thank you for sharing your thoughts with the class anon!
>>2166533these are the kato, austin, cologne, budapest eliminations, and none start with 1.1having watched them, I think you can only excuse him for kato
>>2166520https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&matchType=BigEvents&playoffMatchType=GRAND_FINALtwistzz 0.88xertion 0.89torzsi 0.90kscerato 1.00spinx 1.05spinx is passable, but not truly impressive either, basically it only seems to matter for him somehow
>>2166549np
>>2166556the mibr game he played bad in regulation on inferno, came back in ot then others threw when they'd won the game, and they were only in that position because monesy trolled every bo1 the first day. cologne was awful as I said, I don't remember much from the game except a really bad mirage throw when they were up many rounds, but the stats speak for themselves there, not as embarrassing of a loss in retrospect though knowing how good furia ended up becoming. in budapest the nuke was a loss whether he put up 2 rating or this shit, he was the only one trying on dust2 and you should remember this seeing as it's less than a month ago, the qf loss wasn't on him for sure
>it's real
>>2166602I see it now. Instead of Senzu learning English, the Europeans have to learn Mongolian. Mongolian lingua franca 2026.
>>2166561>twistzz4 maps, and not enough sample size. change it to playoffs and twistzz is 4th with 1.22, niko is off the list with 1.08 >xertion torzsithat's not the justification for them being on the list. they were consistent and got evps and shit at big tournaments and got their team to a bunch of playoff success. niko didn't even have an evp at an event vitality attendedniko wasn't consistently good when it mattered, he didn't carry his team to any kind of real success, and he wasn't superhuman enough to get bumped up despite that
>>2166602>its not a troll accwhat the heeeeeeeeell
>>2166602>destroys your teambased
>>2166615>destroys your team by becoming the first east asian to win a major?
>>2166602Faze raped Aleksib so hard he had to step down from navi.
>>2166602So I guess iM is gonna IGL and senzu gonna take over his role?
>>2166612you seem to believe evps are given out fairly, if spinx can get a major evp for putting up his average rating and reaching semis there is no reason for niko to not get ones in melbourne, blast rivals s1 (bad final to be fair but carried them there), ewc and epl s22
>>2166591>in budapest the nuke was a loss whether he put up 2 rating or this shit, he was the only one trying on dust2 and you should remember this seeing as it's less than a month ago, the qf loss wasn't on him for suredo you think them losing nuke no matter what might have something to do with him being complete fucking trashthis is the kind of ersatz accounting gambling addicts do where they only count their wins
>>2166642it had something to do with several lifegames on spirit's side at once combined with teses and kyxsan being worse than him that map, retardbro
Aleksi bros…. What went wrong? How do we recover? Did that snake b1ad3 really betray us?
perfect time for liquid aleksib
>>2166648>>2166657he's going to falcons you morons
>>2166657>>2166673bcgame actually
>>2166673NiKobros...
>>2166673Kyxsan bros… What went wrong? How do we recover? Did that fat snake zonic betray us?
>>2166657>>2166673he's going to mandatory finnish military service
>>2166679no one actually has to do that shit
>>2166602why are people thinking iM is not getting also kicked?-aleksi -iM+IGL +senzu makes more sense
It's our time to rise...
>>2166657SAW Aleksib
https://x.com/nocriesof/status/2007600524133331064
Can we play one fucking round without saying something after? Really?
>>2166736really gotta thank this industry plant for leaking his free esea codes he got from faceit employees, saved me 2 seasons of fees
>>2166745kek
>>2166645>don't exaggerate, he was only their 3rd worst player, sometimes>how can he be expected to perform if kyxsan doesn't carry>he'll show up to important matches when he feels like it, ok? don't rush himmaybe that's not top 10 material
>>2166710niggas still gonna think niko was the problem in the g2 with aleksib lineup
If the Niko 0 major meme dies what else is left in pro CS?
>>2166756maybe you're a retard? saying spinx isn't top 10 material isn't the same as saying he was stupid ass faggot, this map was unwinnable and throughout the year he was his teams best player in 5 events, 2nd best in 6 events, 3rd best in 2 events, and 4th and 5th once each
>>2166776>throughout the year he was his teams best player in 5 events, 2nd best in 6 events, 3rd best in 2 events, and 4th and 5th once eachimpressive, now click that little playoffs toggle1st, 4th, 4th, 4th, 3rd, 1st, 1st (fissure lel), 2nd, 2nd, 5th, 3rd
>>2166775>If>(introducing a conditional clause) on the condition or supposition that; in the event that.>in the event thatphew
>>2166811>TRUST THE PLANgive it up dude he is incapable of winning a major or much of anything really
>>2166811Snappi is 35 and igling on the Major in 2025, Niko is 28 and 100x better than Snappi, people are underrating how long he can still possibly play
>>2166533>no one ever bitesbecause it's not bait you fucking retard - his name/reputation is doing all the heavy lifting for him at this point, he's fucking trash and weighs down every team he joins
Rate my parlay:>Friendly Campers v Fingers Crossed>MAGILA >5.5 HS>Sidivo <8 HS>Uzman <14.5 Kills>Friendly Campers vs SINQU>moonwalk <8.5 HS>SaMey <6 HSI calculated a 9.67% chance of winning on 5% implied odds. I have never watched any of these players or heard of the teams before today and just made the model in a couple of hours.
what mouse does /cs2g/ use?
>>2166920nzxt lift 2 symmit was like 19 dollars on amazon 2-3 months ago
>>2166930i thought those guys only make shitty casesalso, wired in 2016+10?
>>2166920Zeromouse
>>2166544who asked
>>2166920>still using cheap chink razer shitngmiI use the the Zowie S2 Symmetrical
>>2166920Viper V3 pro, pretty good so far. Razer has never disappointed me so it all good. I stay far away from ROG and shit like that.
>>2166602This is bullshit.
>>2164734this nigga just revived his twitter account oh no no hahahaha
Always heartbreaking to see stuff like this. Like seeing a serial alcoholic who's only been sober for a week but on the verge of relapsing yet again.
>>2167233this could be really fucking funny
Guys, my betting site has a ‘To place 9th’ market for the HLTV Awards and frozen has 1.5 odds. Why is Frozen such a favourite? Why do they expect him to be placed exactly 9th? Is there some leaked info about the results?
>>2166825>because it's not bait
>>2167233the retarded thing is that they didn't even try with s1mple + electronic. i checked their faceits and dotabuffs and they were playing dota several hours every day and barely any faceit. then after losing a few times they started forfeiting every game.
>>2166702Falcons ending up as G2 2 would be so fucking funny. >>2166920Razer Orochi V2
>>2167315donk, sh1to, ZywOo, ropz, flameZ, KSCERATO, molodoy are likely to place higher because they achieved more than frozen in 2025 and m0NESY is NER0's favorite so he'll also get a top spot.
>>2167398>m0NESY topping NiKo
>>2167401H-h-h-h-hot...
>SPUNJ and Machine Kino>Harry and HugoBased>Scrawny and LaundersCringe faggots
>>2167411factual, but you left out dinko and moses who are about as good as spunj and machine
What did they mean by this?
>>2167411This is bait. Harry & Hugo deserve to be strung to the same tree as the jeet & kike.What a talentless and annoying duo those two are. Only people who think they're funny are they themselves and their army of online era fans
https://www.hltv.org/news/43554/sources-senzu-open-to-awp-transitionIs we getting a new AWPer G2 bros?
>>2167429that's a bit farI'm not a fan either but they're nowhere near as obnoxious as scrawndersanders+harry is awesome tho
>>2167411So true. SPUNJ and Machine are easily the best. You can tell they have the superior IQ's just by the way they speak. The others are much dumber, especially the Indian one.
>>2167449Why are you so rude against Indians benchod
>>2167449>the Indian oneBlood basterd bitch he is proud Canadian citizen
Remember when G2 had fans?Yeah, me neither.
>>2167457People that still support G2 after niko and midnesy left scare me. What are they even supporting at this point?
It is genuinely insane how narcissistic n0k0 and may0nesy fans are. I started rooting for G2 AFTER they left. A million times more sovlfvl.
>>2167458>What are they even supporting at this point?The team. People who stopped chearing after NiKo and m0NESY left we're never fans to begin with.
>>2167457when jks and hooxi were on the team
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>>2167419HeavyCutie :3
I went to prision on February 2018, is Cloud9 still on top? Stewie and Shroud still killing it?
>>2167607
>rumors about -aleksib +Senzu>Senzu open to AWPing>reality is -wonderfool +SenzuImagine...
>>2167613they said the -aleksib was photoshoppedwonderful isnt being cut after the major perf for some "hey I think I could awp" guy who got benched for psychological issues leading up to the major
>>2167607>ShroudDa NA GOAT...
>population of North America: 615 million>amount of players queuing faceit right now: 43Do I just bite the bullet and play on EU with 100 ping
>>2167622mzinho does this
>>2167457they're the "good guys" nowthe new navi 2024
>>2167617Shroud is a well known cheater...
>>2167484>The teamAnd what is "the team" if you remove the core? vrs gets it right by saying that "the team" is wherever the core goes. If the brand doesn't have a sort of national affiliation like Astralis = Team Denmark and you'll cheer for the brand no matter the players on it then you just lack a soul. Pick up your pom-poms and start cheering for Coca-Cola over Pepsi you drone.
>>2167665It's about the badge son.
>>2167628>switch region to EU>Players queueing: 1,945wow
I could see G2 or Liquid pick up Senzu as a hybrid AWPer. SunPayus hasn't been too great and Liquid might be in the idgaf stage where they're willing to try anything to get into the big leagues again.
damn hotu lost the krakow spot by losing some mini-lan to betboomfunny thing is i dont think betboom makes it in either, they end up being #25 and #27 and only 24 invites
>>2167672
aleksibaby please don't leave and go to Failcons please I don't want to hatewatch you...
>>2167850we don't want him, you're good
>>2167875csgo was better. bur valorant is better than cs2.
>>2167877truth
Snax vs nitr0, battle of the brains starts in 30 minutes
>tarik back in CSGuess Valorant isn't making him enough money. Maybe it really is dying.
is nero gonna rank him #!?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1xDrOizxkvQ
why is frozen ahead of kscerato?
>>2167981Nobody knows
>>2167981God please HLTV Clan make frozen #5, do it make the funniest list of all time pleaseeee.
>>2167981because stats are more important than trophiesit's over zywoo bros. :(
>>2167981>#9easy 5 points
>>2167981probably because of Major EVP, idki would also rank Kscerato above him
>>2167995hard to justify, at absolute best frozen was very slightly better individually. but faze was irrelevant for 90% of the year, and okay furia was irrelevant half the year but furia actually won some decent tournaments.
snaxbros we're losing to na..
>>2167981lmao wtf is this?? who is above kscerato? i can think of zywoo, donk, ropz, sh1ro, maybe m0nesy and maybe molodoy. no way these retards are giving flamez, frozen, heavygod or kyousuke a better placement.most fraudulent top 20 ever.
>>2168011zywoodonkropzmonesyshiroflamezmolodoyfrozen
>>2168011It's probably1 ZywOo2 donk3 ropz4 mayonesy5 sh0ro6 flameZ7 frozen8 molodoyThey are trying to sell major MVPs/EVPs real hard
>>2167999frozen MOGS him statswise against the top5 and top10
>>2168013I mean those exist to put stats in context
>>2168017frozen baiter
>>2168019People are surprised by that for some reason. We'll see how hard are going with major MVPs/EVPs with the #8. If it's frozen they value it way way more than other tournaments.>>2168020>BAITCERATO vs baitzen
>>2167607shroud retired way before that, poser>>2168013>>2168019>try to force fraud #1>fuck up the whole list to make it happenwhat's even the point
What the fuck? The Vegan GOAT aka NA GOAT is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/twistzztv
>>2168038elige is still na goat
>>2168040more like the na electroNic LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2168038twistzz is the support goat, not the na goat>>2168040yeah
snax..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>2168012>>2168013look at the notable stats. kscerato is #8 or above in all of them and they place him #9 lmaoooooooohltv is a joke
>>2168047Deadly Polish Duo.
>>2168047they scanned my DNA and they said they'd never seen anything like it, it was the most incredible thing, they said it wasn't DNA, it was USA
Why don't people increase their in game brightness for better visibility? I've been going around reddit and HLTV and consensus seems to be to lower the brightness which gives far more saturated colors but game becomes dark as fuck. I've been tinkering with my monitor and found the god settings. In game:Brightness 105%Monitor:Gamma 2.0Shadow reduction option to medium This way even in shadows you can immediately see enemies. Only downside is that your colors are gone, but then again this ain't Valorante
>>2168061
>>2168038a lot of people have been lately, ropz and mezii did after vitality management begged them to find some way to get fans, it's mildly successful as mezii isn't a complete npc pr bot on steam, hard as he tries
>>2168077espor(e)t(ards) reinvent the marketing that made cs esports so big in the first place, 6 years after stifling and disincentivizing it
So when is G2 announcing the Senzu signing?
>>2168112I thought taco bell is red like in san andreas
>>2168083everything would be so much better if the fpl era had continued, what a shame
>>2168132The Overwatch League and the subsequent franchising of LoL was the worst thing to ever happen to esports.
>>2167987f0ze is more important than trophies and stats
Overwatch was the biggest cancer that happened to all eSports and FPS in general.
>>2168077fazefag days without thinking about Vitality: 0
https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers.htmm80 is 100% legacy americans
Speaking of FaZe: The miracle run at the Major is the worst thing that could have possibly happen to them because they'll convice themselves they don't need roster moves.
my nrggas
no gamerlegion in krakow, gonna have to fight for invites to anything going forward
>>2168154the only realistic change is the sniper. in any cases broky should fuck off to G2 or mouz or whatever. Agreeing to stay after being benched like a bitch is nuts. the trust must be broken imo.
>>2168154Actually it was the best thing that could've happened. They got no money to buy anyone, the only AWPers better than broky are unobtainable, there are like 2 IGLs on karrigan's level and they are also unobtainable, frozen and Twistzz are great and jcoob has potential. FaZe would have to leave CS if they failed at Budapest.
>>2168161>in any cases broky should fuck off to G2No thank you. I'd rather keep PayPal than have that mouth breathing retard on my screen every time I watch.
>>2168165>Actually it was the best thing that could've happenedGet ready for 2025 2, Electric Boogaloo. Middling to disappointing results all season with a chance of a miracle run at the Major.
>>2168169Nah bro, the vibes are good. We don't have NA electroNic to make karrigan go insane this time.
>jcoob has potential
>>2168172>vibes are good>twistzzNot if they go on a losing spree like last season.Do you guys think FaZe is still doing the calling him Hjelvis thing or was that just a fad?
>>2168176The fuck do you even mean by >twistzz? He clearly still fits in the whole vibe karrigan wants/needs. He is not going to suddenly go full diva.>Do you guys think FaZe is still doing the calling him Hjelvis thing or was that just a fad?I think they are still calling him Helvijs. I remember hearing that in the voice comms from the major. If you mean if they changed for 2026, no idea but I don't think so. It is really weird to hear it and I hope they go back to broky.
>>2168183and why wouldn't they call him helvijs? it's his name. weird to call your teammate by his nickname.
>>2168205I'm not saying it's wrong or anything. It's just weird for a fan like me that has heard them calling him broky for the most part. I didn't think it was weird when they used to call rain by his name, it's likely better for chemistry.
>>2168205When he got unbenched br0ky they made a big point about calling him Hejlvis instead of br0ky like he'd been reborn or some shit.>>2168183>The fuck do you even mean by >twistzz?I fully expect FaZe to not be successful in 2026 and Twistzz' mood to quickly go bad.
>>2168223I think twistz got a massive reality check regarding his igl ambitions or he'll just patiently wait for karrigan to retire.
Vitality has no fans
>>2168241You are a fan of Vitality thoughbeitalbeitson, you let them live rent free in your head.
>>2168241you're less annoying when you post tranny shit
>>2168251 Vitality got no swag
kick them
>>2168241And nobody is a fan of spirit or falcons, who cares?
>>2168345people are just fans of some players, except some remote hardcore fans like the golden hornets, but it is like football clubs, they're ennemies with kameto corp and gentlemates, those are french fans and not international fans.
>>2168241Vitality is just as auraless as mouz, except they win
>>2168427apex salvages vitality's PR
>>2168427imagine believing this
Only 1k more page refresh vitality bros!
>>2168345nah I'm a spirit fan and falcons has tons of fans for their stars
>GL keeping the proud tradition of beating NA teams alivenice. I'd rather see them at IEMhope NRG wins it tho
>>2168509yep 9ine can't make it anyway, if they win imperial get the spot instead of nrg, so nrg should win
>>2168509it was 13-11 in a lower bracket game because an na team beat them even harder
>>2168517not lower bracket, 3rd place decider I meant
s1n is sh1t
>vitality has no fa-ACK!
>>2168532picture of me btw
>>2168532is this that one israeli girl in love with flamez
cachetomorrow
>map 1 of bo5>triple OTyea, its kino
euggas NOT READY for quintuple ot in miamisleepy ass fuck niggas getcha ass on a plane
kekele
>>2168818Wtf is the top left team shirt?
bo5 bruh i got fukin work tomrrow
damn this is all in one day and finals is bo5
nrggas don't fail me now
I just watched 10 chopper demos and I'm appalled my goat donk had to play with this retard. What the actual fuck? How did he get away with this for so long? He just aims at the ground and walks into crosshairs. donk truly is the GOAT for gifting this monkey the trinity of trophies. magixx mechanics will give Spirit an era, calls don't even matter with donk on the team.
OSEE GOAT
tune in, we're kicking yuroshits off the continent again
eu rapedyear of na
why are europeans so shit at counter strike?
my goat
this eugga ain't appreciative enoughsomeone get him a bump of fine miami cocaina to perk him up
>>2168982post the other one
>>2168879link some examples?
Huh, eurosissy bros? Your response? NA is back baby
>>2169036beat vitality first then you can talk amerinigger
>>2169037NRG has more fans than Vitality
>>2168486will you be a spirit fan when donk leaves?
>>2169021Just download any chopper demo. Doesn't matter which one. Not many demos of chopper on YouTube because nobody wants to watch that. You have to download demos if you want to watch this noob.
pro cs should be thankful to donk
What the fuck Hikaru is with fucking Falcons? No wonder he ain’t winning shit, Niko’s choke vibes are infecting the org.
>>2167622ibp ban unironically killed na cs
>>2169124donk singlehandedly saved the cs scene from a Valorant takeover. thank you donk
>>2168112>american lan held in a taco bell parking lotcome on, the jokes write themselves
>>2169041No one's falling for your stupid psyop, Vitality wins everything. Sp0r0t and f0ze are irrelevant no matter how much their autistic fans screech otherwise.>>2169128kek wasn't this nigga on TSM?
Reminder: Once a FaZe nigga, always a FaZe nigga.** : except NiKo.
>>2169162*lifegames against you in a major final*
If s1mple is the goat, then why isn't he in the top 20?
>>2169178oh I'm sorry, do you already know the full top20?it's not over
>>2169169Wouldn't want it any other way. Him holding back would've been ass. Besides, the run was already over when they lost Inferno.
hi guys, new to CS esports and just been trying to get a lay of the land. It looks as though Vitality are the best team at the moment, boy did they look good at the budapest major! Although one thing I have noticed is they dont seem to have very many fans which I find odd. That zywoo fella (kind of an odd looking duck) doesnt appear to have that much engagement on socials either.
(you)
why are f0zekeks so fucking corny, bruh?
>>2169219I'm pretty sure it's just one mentally disabled guy.
>I want my socials to validate why I love a teamcringe
>>2169249Cope and seethe Indian. (Vitality have a lot of Indian supporters for some reason)
>>2169249oooooooooooooooooOOOHHHHHHHH HE PULLED THE INDIAN CARD HOW YOU GOING TO RESPOND
God I love Fins so much
>>2169259its crazy that indians somehow managed to be more repulsive than niggers
>>2169262>has children wife and he has aWhat else does he have, magog?
I, /magog/'s sole Indian spokesperson, endorse G2 (pending paypal's removal). No other team shall be attacked or defended in the name of my fellow sirs. Any who do so should be considered buckbroken and should be promptly ignored.
>>2169208>>2169219>>2169226>>2169249
>>2169257With Indians you win. Just look at the US. Thankfully there's enough Indians for everyone. We all be winning soon!
>>2169257You're a f0ze fan. >Indianf0zefanatAustin.jpgBesides, there are Indian fans of every team. Meaningless insult.
Seems to me that vitality has a lot of fans after all.
oh nonono vita bros...
>>2169162Chiikawa...
goat is live https://www.twitch.tv/m0nesyof
>>2169305is this his real stream or this one of those face ones that stream old vods to make people click on scam links?
>>2169307it's legit heavygod is also streaming, but I get why you'd think so with that haircut
>>2169271US aid is satanic
>>2169307how senile you need to be to even question that?
>>2169308he just looks young
m0NESY has 12k live viewers. That's aura right there.
>>2169318ZywOo doesn't have motion like that. 5k max. (half would be Indians)
>>2169321>5k max4998 botted, then his cumsult mother and his stepdaddy who punds him in the ass on the regular
>>2169305>shirt looking like a G2 jersey>HeavyGOAT with himYep, he's going back.
>>2168879>magixx mechanics will give Spirit an era, calls don't even matter with donk on the team.i didn't know we also have a russian insider herehally's masterplan leaked
>>2169307Fake ones usually have random tags underneath and very little amount of followers on the account of them being new channels.
>m0nesyo(nly)f(ansWeird choice for his Twitch name but alright.
>niggas itt are STILL seethingmindbroken beyond belief
>>2169321>>2169324>most mentally stable zywoo haters
is zypoo even getting awper of the year?
>>2169351thorin and maui are bored today.
>>2169352of course why not?
m0nesy and heavygod just lost to randoms on faceit. How does this happen? I thought they were pros
>>2169360monesy needs to play 10 games in a row to be in the right performance window.
they're only putting twistzz and frozen 11 and 7 so they can put donk 1 and look consistent
so what happened to rostermania?wasnt mouz supposed to make changes?
>>2169365they would look more inconsistent if they put donk top 1 than frozen and Twistzz 7/11
>>2169327he's been playing with b1t too every day though, us falconschads are getting them both
>>2169369dogzen won literally nothing. one final all year.
>>2169372MVPs, EVPs and the rating against the top 5 and the top 10 seem to be the most important factors, except for mouz
>>2169373fym except for mouz? they've been in more gfs than any team other than vitality
>>2169372Zywoo has better individual awards (MVP and EVP) than donk in 80% of tier 1 events. frozen and Twistzz are on similar ground with the other guys in 5-10 and 10-15 range they are competing with, so i guess some more statistics play part in the decision.
>>2169374true, also spinx and torzsi had many good EVPs but torzsi's stats against top 5 are shit
Faze clan players are always overrated so they get a better ranking. You can check last year with broky or every other year when they get 4 players in top 20 without having an era.This doesn't apply to donk unless he joins faze.
>>2169403true, frozen was robbed in 2023 when he was in Mouz and he should have been top 10
>>2166920OP1we
>>2169371Hell freezes over before the Saudis sign an Israeli player.
>>2169435he can rep ukraine, it's fine
>>2169403>This doesn't apply to donk unless he joins faze.If he joined FaZe he would always get #1 and that would be so fucking funny. I hope it happens.
>>2169507It's also funny to think if m0NESY got the FaZe bias buff too. NER0 would fucking cum all over the Top 20 and never let him fall below #2.
HOLY SHIT FINALLY 100K VIEWS!!!! VITALITY BROS WE GOING TO THE MOON AFTER THIS!!!
>>2169517>checking the views for two weeks straightrent free
>>2169520What do you mean? This is being shared daily on the vitality fan channels
>>2169523what the fuck is the vitality fan channels and why are you checking whatever it is if you loaf them then ?sounds rent free to me
>>2169517mindbroken
>>2169527loathe*
Vitality bros, these dark times will pass. Once Zywoo secures the #1 from donkey this fan obsessed f0ze cuck will be vanquished forever.
>>2169527hello saar i love vita saar
Holy fuck when will this shitty ass falseflag end, Jesus Christ.
>>216954110th of January can't come soon enough
monesy would get more concurrent viewers playing faceit if he streamed regularly than vitality does in total on their vlogs when they're winning everything, so few fans that there are 3 russian twinks with more each than vitality has combined
>>2169587HLTV should have put him in their "streamer of the year" fan vote award, to win at least one trophy for 2025
>>2169594if no one is around to celebrate your victories, does it really matter? everyone's just waiting for vitality's era to truly end and no one will miss it when that happens, aside from the dozen faggots dressed up as bees being paid to travel around the world
zywoo revved you
>>2169598The golden hornets are not being paid! We love the sport and travel the world because we love Vitality #V For Vitality
>>2169551>can't counter argue because wrong>results to ad nominemlike clockwork
taz is gonna tame s1mple and electronic with vibes and kindness, genuinely the best move bc game could make
Astralis reign of terror had more fans than vitality
monesy said hltv are frauds and their top 20 ranking is garbage, justice for niko and heavygod
>>2169631ner0 on suicide watch. His god just insulted his life work
TAZGODS
>>2169656good lord what an unserious team
>astraliswho?
I've seen sound cloud rappers with more fans than vitality
s1mple and electroNic comeback starts NOW
>>2169708electroNic has more fans than vitality
Chinese m0NESY and kyxsan are the new power couple of tiktok
>>2169730Those are men
Chud man bros... Our era is now...
>>2169745my M4A1-S bodyshot GOAT fucking love this guy
>>2169745>rescues donkWe are so back
m0NESY 8th incoming. The seethe will be legendary.
Please be molodoy, we need frozen top 5 for maximum keks.
RIP funniest list of all time.
>>2169794Notable stats mogger
Frozen bros.... We made it...HeavyShitter in shambles
I just realized, they do top 3 on stage right?it's gonna be fucking hilarious having m0nesy or ropz or whoever up there as if it's a surprise who's 3rd
>>2169794>dutch points
It's going to be donk and the two superteam abusers up on stage. Massive aura buff for donk. David vs Goliath type shit innit
retard
>>2169816the little virgin who couldn't beat the vitality chads all year long is going to look ridiculous
molodoy already the most overrated player in cs
"""Baby GOAT""" is still unmatched in that department don't worry.
>>2169822Virgin? donk fucks
>>2169832if he did, he wouldn't grind cs so much.
>>2169834He was literally just on holiday in the Maldives with his Ukranian girlfriend suns1de.
>>2169838well good for him then. If I were him I'd tongue fuck his gf non stop
STATUS REPORT:Playing EU faceit with 100 ping is fine, I'm still raping
>go look for the #8 on HLTV>see this in the bottom leftI love that random gallery box.
>>2169844the last NA hope
>>2169794it's ridiculous even if his robbery spree ends here, faze did nothing that warrant these super high placements for their players, his actual non-gimmick stats are nearly identical to niko's while only making a handful of playoffs and 1 deep run
FaZe saved CS actually.
>>2169853>his actual non-gimmick stats are nearly identical to niko'sdumbass dickriding faggot1.20 vs top 5 (#3) compared to 1.06 (#19)1.13 vs top 10 (#7) compared to 1.08 (#19)1.17 rating (#6) compared to 1.13 (#15)
>>2169794how is this nigga above kscerato, holy fraudulent list. hope somebody kidnaps n0r0 and forces him to publicly apologize and redo the whole list
>>2169860faze are anti s1mple when you think about it.they cucked him in a major final. they made navi win a major right after navi got rid of himthey made donk win a major to get the CIS love and attention shift to donkthey took him for the major to have him exposed in the playoffsthey get rid of him and immediatly play a major finalthey made zywoo win a major to widen the gap between zywoo and simple even more.THEY HATE S1MPLE
>>2169862gimmick stats due to being comprised of kast, survival and swing rate among other made up ones. only ones that matter are the ones that cannot be manipulated and have always been the same, kpr, adr and so on
rain dead careersad
flameZ will be top 5
>>2169709Yes. That is why BC.Game signed them.>>2169872At least he will get some nice retirement money at 100Uncs.
>>2169869niko 0.67 kpr vs top 5 (#27)niko 75 adr vs top 5 (#18)or is not being dogshit against good teams a gimmick too
>>2169866>they made zywoo win a major to widen the gap between zywoo and simple even more.it's not like Navi had a chance in a bo5 against Vitalityonly Furia from that bottom half of the bracket did, but they lost to Navi
>>2169897>niko 0.67 kpr vs top 5 (#27)lmao holy fraudHltv actually did something right with placing him that low
>>2169897based on hltv's worthless ranking instead of vrs, frozen was boosted by farming eternal fire and G2 who took forever to drop out of it whereas niko was playing against vitality, mouz, spirit and furia every other day, you'll see why this super specific metric is useless if you look at who's around him>>2169926so true, flamez should be shared 18th place and stinx 17th by the way
>>2169933seethingNiko since April has a top 3 team and to be that low against other top 5 teams is a fucking embarrassment, you choko dickriders are insane.
>>2169936flamez has a top 1 team since january and to be that low against other top 5 teams is a fucking embarrassment, you idf dickriders are insane
>>2169924navi had more chance than furia that's for sure.
>>2169933flamez is a true team player tho, he'd jump around with a mac10 doing a 1080° with the head tucked in to open a bombsite. he has great stats considering how hard things are for him most of the time.
niko #18 and flamez around #5-#7 btw
>>2169933if you can be honest and accept rating tracks kpr pretty closely, given given frozen was #5 in top 5 kpr, this is all top level opponents they played throughout the year broken out by opponent, which is otherwise a pain to calculate and aggregatethe guy on the right was substantially better vs mouz, vitality, and spirit. the guy on the left was better vs navi and g2. do you know which was which? which would you say was a weak opponent farmer?
>stats stats statsholy shit, shut the fuck up
>>2169958why don't you make 5 more posts bitching about it, faggotthe 8th try will work for sure, after doing nothing the past 7 times
>>2169962sory bozo, you don't pass the eye test, take your meds
>>2169971eye test says statniggas run csgog til january 11th
>>2169958stats are fun anon :D
https://www.hltv.org/news/43570/stanislaw-and-fang-join-bosshuge
>>2169938nice analogy retard, Flamez is a hard entry who goes in and dies first in T rounds unlike baiter n0k0, he always had teses and kyxsan going in before him. and Flamez has worse roles than Niko in general on CT. and still Flamez places above choko, because he isn't a fraud when it matters the most.
>>2169944I know, he was only used to poke holes in the logic>>2169950in what world was frozen better against spirit? he popped off hard enough in 1 series to make it look impressive overall and lost every other one handily, he looks to be better against mouz with less than 1/3 as many maps but only did well against them when they were a new lineup and when they already knew it was their last event together and yea he's been better against vitality. I'd say they're about equal with both sitting around 10-12, maybe frozen should be ahead but it's not some clear 10 place gap between them, frozen is too high and niko much too low
>>2169993>who and who join wholarge
>>2170001I agree anyway, niko should have been higher
>>2170000mezii and twistzz are both below niko in kpr vs top 5, is it still a bad analogy?
>Idiots arguing about placements of 20 rich assholes who get paid to play a video gameWE need a socialist revolution in counter strike NOW!
>>2170009>idiot with enough time to argue about the topics on a 4chan thread during work hoursif the revolution came, you'd get dekulaked
from "GOAT rifler" to "at least he's better than mezii okay?" in two years, what a ride. can't wait to see what 2026 brings
>>2170013>work hoursfuck off capitalist devil, we will put a shovel up your ass when the time comes
>>2170019>wefirst time you'd have touched a shovel in your life I betgood luck with that tho
>>2170009>ideology's main objective is too change behaviorthis is why leftism always fail, it either get voted out of office or it turns into totalitarism to stay in power.
>>2169988imo not really but there were some funny ones posted here lately, i remember a week ago a screencap that showed m0nesy and Niko in Major/Cologne/Kato in 2025 and it showed Niko was on magixx's level of rating or something, anyone still have that?
>>2170021>>2170039>wahhhh wahhhh leave my multimillionaires alone!!!!!Pathetic.
>>2170050capitalism isn't perfect and some nasty people profit from it but nothing made by mankind is perfect, and capitalism is the best suited model for human behaviours. leftists hate humans.
>>2168879>>2169745once falcons buy this g2 lineup, it wont matter if the fodder you give to d0nk and sh0r0 is good, they ain't be winning anything
>>2170068i also think Falcons and Vitality will fight for most trophies this year and not Spirit, even before Falcons buy anyone new
>>2170068holy rape
>>2170068taz is already back
This years top 20 is arguably much worse than even last year's. >flameZ that much higher over mezii when it should be the other way around>b1t, iM, torzsi and xertioN in over HeavyGod>Twistzz at #11>Senzu at #13 when he should be handed the kwaboty awardAll that's missing is donk not number 1 and m0NESY #3
>>2169808what do you mean? they don't do top3 on stage because of suspense. it's not a surprise who will be #1 either.
>>2170176it's still so that there can be suspense if top 3 is close
>>2170176>they don't do top3 on stage because of suspensethen why do they do itthey started it last year when there was ambiguity between zywoo and m0nesy for #2, this year there's ambiguity for #1. if there was no ambiguity or suspense, there would be no reason to have #3 up there
>>2170185>then why do they do itTo make the award feel more meaningful and special.
>>2170197everyone in the top 20 is probably in attendance, why don't they get all 19 of them out on stage to stand behind and applaud the winner, why only the 3 people who haven't been announced
>>2170185>they started it last year no they didn't
>>2170203Because those above the arbitrary cutoff off #3 are deemed special enough to warrant being honored by the audience.
>>2170203beecause hltv is running the ceremony and they decided to honor the top 3 with special medals in bronze, silver and gold and photograph them together, that's just hthe process. of course it's convenient because there can be an exciting race in the top 3 so to reveal it on stage is also a bonus.and it's been like that since 2023, when there was also no doubt who will be first or even second because Niko had Cologne MVP and better stats than ropz
Based frozen. All the brazilian monkeys on twitter are seething and coping that fagcerato placed lower.
just rewatched the poty moment in 2023 and ropz wasn't present despite being top3 lolwas this because he knew he wasn't winning because zywoo was the massive favourite or because they are actually told who won beforehand like they used to do in the ballon d'or ceremonies.
>>2170218honeslty for me frozen had such a forgetable year, he only popped off in budapest and won nothing this year and I totally forgot to put him in my top20 lol. kinda like twistz actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT89uFmy67YIT'S UP
Is it really true that vitality has no fans? I keep seeing this coment on past threads. I checked their YT and they are indeed lower than Spirit/Furia/Faze, but CS has never really struck me as a big YT game, its always been streaming.
>>2170333they attended 7/7 esl pro tour events, and were still 5th in accumulated average ccv based on escharts data
>>2170333its trueon the saarladder channel pretty much all the most viewed vids are faze/furia/navi vids lmao
>>2170359lies
>>2170333>Is it really true that vitality has no fans? I keep seeing this coment on past threads. no, it's not true, the comments you are seeing are part of a continuous meltdown of some schizo(s) (faze and spirit/donk fans) from this general that started after Vitality won another Major and has been going for over 3 weeks now
>>2170456look up 5 postsalso this is the most useless vacuous slop video ever made, it literally says nothing except "watch hltv awards to find out, glad I don't have to decide." what possessed 2 people to post it
>>2170474Phil asked me to post it here
>>2170456I just can't watch his vids since I have known his vice
>>2170348tbf, falcons being #1 is mostly people tuning in to hatewatch them
>>2170572mofos always on the brink of elimination. what a great year of hatewatch it was.
>Failcons are going to win a tournament one day
>>2170572they're still behind furia (ok, brazilians watching fallen), 2025 navi, mongolz, spirit, and about on par with 2025 g2, closer to mouz of all fucking teams than anyone above themand this is the clear best team of the year
>Falcons are going to win a major one day
>>2170612And of course he's polish.
striker said 5 of the top15 were already looking to make changes and 4 have who next
>>2170456>"spirit is only number 8"they only got downranked on hltv for swapping players, they were like 4th before that
>>2170015niko is still the goat rifler behind donk. 2nd goat rifler is still a good title to have
>>2170710>2nd goathobbit ass post
the only thing ch0k0 has to do with goats is the ones the saudi govt provides for him when may0nesy and ky0usuke are sore
>>2170771Factual post.
In no particular orderropz, donk, zywoo, shiro, monesy, molodoy, flamez
>>2170710lmfao what is this cuck mentality. u niko fans are actually losers irl.btw most ppl already consider ropz above him. even cold has a hltv no1
>>2170831yes that's the list
>>2170718respect hobbit major winner
Guys since we all know donk is top 1 in every single stat what are our predictions for ZywOo's "Notable stat section". What stats will HLTV conjure up to make their list seem legitimate. Will we see some AWP stats included? Maybe trade stats?
>>2170869took a quick lookvfrom the HLTV overviewdonk lead in entrying, opening and trading (lol)zywoo leads in awping, clutching and utilitycan't really compare them both anyway but donk clearly has the edge on the stats
>>21708698 MVP awards (#1, joint all time record)0.5 seethes per post after Super Elite events (#1)100 million russian meltdowns caused (#1)100 thousand f0ze fans buckbroken (#1)yeah i'm thinking it's GOAT shit
i've been frequenting an esports bar in my city, its a good time. theres little cliques for every major esport but obviously im just hanging out with the CS bros. We spend most of the time watching whatevers live or watching old VODs its a good time. theres probably around 15 regulars in the little CS group we have with a rotating cast of a bunch of other people that pop in occasionally. i've noticed that literally NOBODY that comes through is a vitality fan, even the noobies who just got into CS are more likely to be a faze fan or a spirit fan. theres even a few GamerLegion fans that are fully committed to the org. its just strange that despite having an incredible year, probably one of the best any CS team has ever had, they still just cant seem to attract people to the org. anyone else have a similar experience or noticed the same thing?
Thoughts?
>>2170985>aurora that high
>>2170985G2 is skipping? I get that it's a dogshit format and a bad way to gain VRS points but does this also mean they're actually making changes to the roster?
>>2170989yeah, no G2, no mongolz, no mouz
>>2170996auraless teams, it's for the best
>>2170996Damn, i even forgot mouz are making changes
>>2170985Why is f0ze that low?
>>2171006it's ordered by VRS ranking and faze were 17 in December
>>2170985>p00ria aur0ra 60k>l0qu0d astral0ss 30k>chadivision 15kshut it down
>>2170999fatty
>>2170917I love ropz but I can't cheer for the French
>>2170917The only vitality fans are donk haters. They will all go away when zywoo gets #1 tho.
>>2171022So the #1 spot is a make it or break it kind of thing for vitality huh? If zywoo gets #1 then the fans will go away, if donk gets it they will stay.
monesy thinks donk is better than zywoo
>>2171028mayonnaise is a faggot that gets bootybusted by niko
TITANwoo.
>>2171022I like both vita and donk, but donk glazers are disgusting me.
>>2171063why wouldn't you want to glaze this cutie?
>>2171065I want to see him in a better team.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1pzQ0BN5ys
>>2171065He is my God. I would die for him.
>>2171028>he crushed everyonenot everyone sweetey
>>2171224PepeLaugh
>>2171224you retard
> -MirageOhhh Allah Almighty Thank You!
>>2171231it's fake.
>ENCE sign F1KU and kRaSnaL polski cs
>>2171022how does this make any sense
lol
>>2171262He is implying the donk fangirls will commit suicide after ZywOo gets #1.
>>2171268>suicideThat's a cowards way out fka French way out
going by hltv ranking when he said that 6 teams have made changes, there's not gonna be any more unless senzu goes to g2/navi/liquid or one of them make another change, but for some reason all these seem content with being irrelevant, though I think the biggest mistake is falcons sticking with teses, no matter how likeable he is among his team
https://x.com/100T_CS/status/2008599620931420556Can't wait for him to play 2 games, then disappear for whole year and then go back to Astralis!
>>2171291>>2170666
>>2171262he's saying the only reason people are pretending like they're diehard vitality and zywoo fans itt is because it's a way to be anti-donk and get into retarded arguments, and they'll stop once the hltv awards are done and the tournaments start back up
>>2171306Don't worry! messioso will cure device's poopensharten!
>>2171306How long can you milk your legendary status from the fucking 2010s?How many players have started their careers when he was already attending majors and have retired by now?
>molodoy top 6 minimum
>>2171339It's smart of 100T to sign rain and device even if they are no longer at their peak. It gets people to care about the team and attracts fans. Without them nobody would give a single fuck about the org.
>>2171342all notable stats basically boil down to being on a superteam and being traded/saved a lot by teammates kek, molodoy isn't more deserving though I don't know why they're so enamored with this annoying kid
>>2171360Does it even matter though? They'll be in CCT hell for a while.
>>2171377>Does it even matter though?Yeah because you need a dedicated fan base to sell stuff to and view your games so you can get good sponsorship deals. At the end of the day a team needs to earn money.>They'll be in CCT hell for a while.Such is the case when you don't sign a core. Although messioso seems to be one of the few guys who understands how to optimize VRS so as long as the team performs I expect them to be at the real events fairly quickly.
>>2171022Not a "fan" of either but I like Zywoo. He gives me GOAT vibes because not only does he play well, he always seems cool, calm and collected. People mock him for his appearance but he knows he's the best at the game so it just becomes an instance of the age old adage>The elephant keeps walking as the dogs keep barkingDonk on the other hand, one of the best players we've had recently. He's a little moody (can't blame him I'd be moody too if I had to suffer under ch0pper) and gets tilted easily like n0k0. Which is understandable since he's still young. What I don't like are the schizo Donk fans in this general who shit up the thread with their annoying antics, especially that one nigger who keeps spamming the "lolz v0tality 0 views 0 fans haha".
https://www.hltv.org/news/43580/heroic-bench-yxngstxrWhat is her0ic cooking?
>>2171342lmao now they have to rate donk above zywoo, and sh0r0 above molodoy so this list gets crowned as the most fraudulent list in israeltv history
>>2171342that's just ridiculous
>kyousuke at LEAST top 6
>>2171391indiawoo
>kyousuke
>>2171371kek apex made fun of it too just now on stream, listing off the traded stats
>>2171411made fun of molodoy possible placing, or made fun of flamez stats about being a decoy?
MEZIIWOO
>>2171407kek he really is a sir>>2171391it's not a donk fan, it's a faze fan and me at the very least>>2171423flamez decoy
>>2171425lmao based apex
>>2171342Isn't round win % after kill just a sign that you shit? Unless you get a kill you're too shit for your team to win the round without you?
>>2171456yes
>>2171459>71.1% win rate after a kill (#1)Wtf does that mean? flameZ has 77.1% round win rate after kill (#1) which makes sense. These hltv niggers are just making up stats to exclude HeavyGOAT.
>>2171463pretty sure that's the same stat, vitality's just a much better team
>>2171472Okay but how are they both #1?
>>2171474Ah wait I'm retard the one you posted is 2024
>>2171479yeah navi didn't play 7 finals this year
FlameZ really? That nigga hasn't won shit
>*entries on your gf* what do
>>2171596Luckily I don't have a gf. What now flameZ?
>>2170985
uh where the fuck is cache guys?
>>2171721Releases together with Cobble and new operation when Season 3 drops next weekTrust the proces, Valve never misses
>>2171729bounty starts monday tho it has to be this week
>>2171733Wait for opening match, you're in for a surprise )))
I went to prision on June 2022, is FaZe still on top? Ropz and Twistzz still killing it?
>>2171788yeah man, another major final for the boys this year. top dogs.
>>2171729>when Season 3 dropsCan't wait for July 16th 2025!
I forgot "seasons" are a thing kek
>>2171788Ratz betrayed us and went to a team with no fans
>>2171733valve don't care about things like that
>>2171882dey do dough
>>2171596https://files.catbox.moe/8in9nd.webm
https://x.com/zywoo/status/2008567134239199672
>>2172232Take that fraud shirt off right NOW
>>2172232>all that wasted space just to have more asus logo on the picshame
>>2171407That's right today you learn a thing or two young'n.>>2171425Yes nigga why would you think I've been lying for all these months?
>>2172431
>>2172431Look at how they massacred my boy. Are the trophies really worth it if no fanbase can carry your legacy?
>>2172499he looks like that 67 kid
>>2172232Did these dudes really bother sending him an ROG branded PC without the 2 most important parts actually being ROG?
the goat is back...
>>2172606On the off chance he wins it... What then? Will the donk/ZwyOo fans repent and recognize s1mple as the true goat once again?Also jfc gook moot these new star captchas are even more aids.
The G2 twitter account posting bait instead of anything roster related pretty much confirms that they will in fact be making roster changes.
>>2172611Zywoo now has 2 Majors over s1mple and more #1s, so im afraid notmaybe if he beats both donk and Zywoo directly and wins it, but there's no chance for that with tier 2 players and egotroniche had a good chance in Austin
>>2172611ZywOo and s1mple are both AWP abusers lmao. donk will be the goat no matter what those losers achieve.
donk needs at least 4 more years at high level to enter the goat conversation
>>21727348 more years
>>2172743the goat of never winning
>>2172743donk 1.75 rated Katowice > Niko's entire career
>>2172499buzzcutwoo when?
>>2172773Inshallah, my brother, inshallah...
>>2172764niko should have clearly won 2017, 2018 and 2023. but hltv still rate awp kills the same as other weapons. even the game itself gives you 100$ for awp kills and 300$ for riflers
>>2172775
>>2172792got shivers just thinking about that major trophywhat were they thinking?
>>2172794I think it had potential to look cool if they just used a different material / finish. But they fucked up
>>2172797oh and it was too small.a bigger one similar to that made of glass could have looked good. i'd alter the shape to be more sharper looking
pls stop posting zywoo he's so ugly
>>2172804he makes me proud to be ugly.
its so fucking over when even vitality dont think zywoo is the goat
>>2172606
RIP stabbi
>>2172743>1st>0
>>2172957>"In December 2021, I lost my beloved eldest brother to suicide, resulting in a loss that never goes away," stavn said.>"In a mix of trying to honor him and distancing myself from the pain, I crawled deeper into the server in a time that was perhaps better spent completely off. stavn, the Counter-Strike player, had a ton of success the following years, but I now realize that it was at the expense of taking care of myself."KWAB
>>2172967this mofo fucked his brother's gf uh?
>>2172957KWAB DOWN KWAB DOWN
https://www.hltv.org/news/43583/heroic-sign-suspwow who could've seen this coming?
>>2173112bro Swedish scene in the past few years has been all these forgettable riflers just shuffling around tier 2 teamsi hope these new ones nilo, poiii and Mail09 won't all turn out the same
>>2172967hope he dies next
who yall got #6, molodoy?
>>2173126wowowowow calm down buddy
>>2173126trueheard the children of the suicidal always think it's gonna be them too at some point, between the depression and the brother you know it's always in the back of his mind
>>2173128what if it's shiro? checked his stats and individual accolades, aswell as his rating against the top5/10, he got good EVPs but no MVPs
https://www.hltv.org/news/43565/short-news-week-1#f9As if the intellectual prowess of Saw, Hunter and Sunpayus wasn't enough, they've signed an analyst as well. G2chads 2026 is going to be our year. Total, complete and utter domination, gigarape style.
>>2173147>intellectual prowess of Saw, Hunter and Sunpayus>Sunpayustfw two intelligent to frag
>>2173147i could see G2 doing something like Navi 2024, if all works out for them
>given the volume of awards above him, with every player in the top 5 having six or more EVP+ events, molodoy's rise was halted at 6th
>>2173165m0NESY 0 trophies and ghosted all the super elite events made it to the top 5. That's my Baby Goat. Top 4 is still possible also. LFG KING
>>2173165kscerato was better than this niggahope nobody assist to that mickey mouse ceremony
>>2173215kscerato didn't win the mvp of an elite event.
>>2173165smug arrogant little cunt. Always playing with the camera, standing up when his teammate pulls out a miraculous clutch, winning an event then standing up and looking at the crowd as if you did it all alone instead of immediatly hugging your teammates.PUTO
>>2173227what the fuck is this seethe
>>2173230Sorry. I tend to lose myself in anger to deal better with the pain that is life.
https://xcancel.com/G2CSGO/status/2008946899219358059#mHoly Serb nepotism. G2 bros I'm starting to think that after the great Polish purge, the Serbs are next if we ever want to win anything.
molodoy? 0 real mvps
>>2173260chengdu was definitely a real mvp
>>2172431this guy cries himself to sleep it is clear to see
>>2173266thingken about his bros on faze who he abandoned, for sure
>>2173266bro, he refused to sign again with faze like 3 or 4 timescope
>>2173289this destroys the f0ze copers
Been away for a while and Faze changed their logo? Why the 4 stars?
>>2173275>>2173289Faze will always be that ex he did all the crazy things withVitality is the guy that came after for financial stability On his deathbed he will think of Faze
>>2173322Its from all their games i think1 from cs major1 from gaylo tournament And the other 2 i think its cod and siege
>>2173322The trve meaning is what the other guy said but we can also say it's for all the 2nd place at CS Majors.
>>2173438kek
m0nesy making top 5 after being part of the inferno 3v5 retake is fucking criminal
>>2173449NER0 make the list. Did you really expect him to miss out on top 5 nigga? I for one am still expecting m0NESY #3.
>>2173438the 4 stars is the amount of fans vitality has
>>2173455kek
>>2173455>xtqzzz>apex>zywoo>flamezchecks out
Holy truth nvke
F0zekeks on full meltdown mode huh
>>2173470s0mples flopping really mindbroke this man
>>2173468I don't think the bald freak can be a fan of anything. As a matter of fact I believe ha can't even have basic emotions.
>>2173475but really why are they so bitterit's like they think they're entitled to winning just because of popularity, like a high school girl. it's not fair it was supposed to be OUR major waaaaaaah
>>2173470he's also a resident in his head
>>2173470who the fuck ever said zywoo is the IGL?also this is the same guy that worships s1mple and says zywoo always chokes in major finalsworthless opinion
>>2173504thorin is used to making stuff up to go against it, or he finds a remote tweet and decides everybody think that way. he's pathetic, only living for engagement.
these bold predicts are straight assMAYBE poiii will actually do something
cache... cobble... i'll even take anubis or vertigo...
>>2172431>>2172478>>2173266This is what ropz has come to. 2 souvless major wins, no fans and now they have him dressed up as a fag to promote some degenerate skin site. This is the price he pays for betraying his faze brothers and the fans.
5 shiro4 monesy3 zywoo2 ropz1 donk
>>2173616is he really revealing one day by day as if people people are waiting in suspense what his top 20 is?
Year of Jame y/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfLYZgGFgoIIT'S UP
>>2173775>The GOAT of CS only draws 4k viewsKWAB
5 jcobbb4 Twistzz3 frozen2 karrigan1 broky
>>2173810hltv if it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aItNj4KXQNc&t=797skek
I have 250 dollar worth of cs2 cases. Should I just sell these now or what? Can I get crypto for these somehow or will I lose too much value on them?
>>2173764maybe new gatekeeper team like heroic/gamerlegion
>>2173470thorin becoming an ortholarp after being an edgy reddit atheist for over a decade will never not be funny to me
>>2173879what's an ortholarp
>>2173892western convert to eastern orthodox Christianity
CACHE INCOMING!!! I REPEAT: CACHE INCOMING!!!!
>>2173898seriously, Thorin is larping as orthodox christian? kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuihPif5ZrUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fumI7xvLZEthe choke duo has been defeated. the only star in falcons who didn't get mogged was kyousukehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n76im_3rZtA
>>2173906its real
>>2173998the good ending>Putin never starts the war>Valve never releases CS2>the pro scene is a battle between prime Zywoo's Vitality, prime s1mple's Navi, prime Faze and Niko/m0nesy G2what could have been
based
>>2174144tasteless dyke should get ICEd
>>2174147cobblestone was garbage and you know it. literally nothing good except like 3 highlights from the majors. nostalgia doesn't make a map good for comp or entertaining or fun
>>2174147I played the original 2013 release and the subsequent valve "fixes" and all of them played like absolute utter dog shit, which is why the map was removed in the first place, no one wanted to play it. I'm starting to think all this noise is skincel cope thinking that if valves brings back cobble they will also bring back "muh dragonlore".
>>2174154>>2174159you are fat and ugly
>>2174147magixx wit a chain 2k26... I see the vision
>>2174166not an argument
lmao even chinese ppl are shitting on niko now
>>2174217they rationing pixels in china? I thought the commie shit was over
>>2174217people are waking up, they just saying the honest truth. nikos bum ahh deserves all the slander
>>2174217>If niko worked as hard as ropzRopz backstabbed his brothers for sovless wins. Niko would never. He's doing it the old fashioned way and he's bringing his mates along for the ride.
>>21737757k views in 14 hours. A random donk demo gets more in 30 mins. #notmygoat
>>2174267Random donk faceit demo from a literal who jewtuber already has more views in 24 hours than the major winner #1 playerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ45ehMos7wZywoo needs to leave vitality. They have no fans and he's losing avra because of it.
VITALITY'S VIEWS FUCKING SKYROCKET!>Last week: 99k>This week: 102k
They have been revved up for a month now. This is not healthy.
>>2174274What you see is what you get
the zoomzooms are watching vitality on tiktok, grandpa
Late Holiday present to myself :)
>>2174474Green tippy :^D
>>2174474lol i unboxed that knife a while back
>>2174274These guys have single handedly killed all the momentum CS had gained since covid
>>2173868Buy skins
>>2173711Praying for who he uses to be but I don't think his soul can be saved..... Sad!
>>2173711He needs to do something about that hair man. Either grow it somehow or just shave it the fuck off.
>>2174534@Grok add a reflection in the sunglasses of "How Faze Really Plays CSGO 2" pausing on their Cologne winning play and add tears to his eyes
>>2174538kek
holy shit fazefags are insufferable
I want to go BACK...Still the most memorable even for me throughout these two years(Oh and IDFtality getting raped by a Yung Stew (TheSmokeCriminal))
>>2174550On a real note, what drugs does stewie2k do?
>>2174554penjamins on a daily basis according to himself
>>2174550Dallas will always be fondly remembered as the the event that got rid of HooXi.
>>2174558He went to his sister's wedding and ruined his career lmfao. What a retard
>>2174556What's even inside penjamins?In my country "weedvapes" were legally introduced a few years back but they contained a whole different substance from THC. Made you more fucked up but there was definitely something off.
>>2174561>What's even inside penjamins?THC
pro teams should stop buying armor ever on pistols but they will never learn
>>21745695x armor all guys fired up sharp and ready to go is how you win pistol
>>2174599nah
>>2174600Yes. Or will you smoke someone to death?
>>2174569>whole team dies to two nadesepic strat bro
>>2174274found the fellow /pw/ poster
>>2174612oh so nades are good now?
>>2173711holy shit you fucking autist let it go already
>>2174144rare gigachad L
still gonna claim VP hold players prisoners? they found new homes for some of the lowest stock players in recent times
>>2169842he is full of shit, donk is playing 10 faceits per day, he's not on Maldives or having sex
theyre gonna suck right
>>2174739looks like the weakest Astralis everwithout further changes, if they have a year like B8 in 2025 i'd be positively surprised
>>2174739unprecedented fall from grace
>>2174739I remember arguing with somebody about astralis going international and they were adamant they'd never do it because they benefit so much from being 5danes.
>>2174756tough to compare between this astralis and f0ze's 2025
>>2174771f0ze never had an era doebeit
>>2174773they did have the nuts run when cs2 was released...... where they didn't win a single meaningful trophy
I swear if m0NESY robs sh1ro in 2 hours I'm going to seethe with rage. Baby Goat did fuck all this year
neither may0nesy nor sh0r0 deserve to be in the top 10 : fact
>>2174826midnesy won fuck all but still did more than shoro in his whole life at tier 1 LANs
Now that the dust has finally settled I think We can all agree that 3/4 CS2 Majors don't count since FaZe was handing them out for free like candy on Halloween.
Leaked top 5:1. donk2. ZywOo3. ropz4. HeavyGod5. midnesy
>>2174851>>2170831
>>2174858Now show the goat.
>>2174852That's just blatantly wrong tho
>>2174862
malbs got axed before sunpaypalgrim
>>2174868Silly anon! Everybody knows that australians can't be the greatest
>>2174858387 videos and not a single dime drawnKWAB
>>2174863Been on the money so far and it's "in no particular order"
>>2174871Ist that guy a somewhat reliable leaker? Because that seems like a total Sidegrade. But maybe the goat coach sees something in Lake that I don't.
>>2174872
>>2174875In a just world sh1to wouldn't even make top 20
>>2174886Saudi circlejerk awards don't count.
>>2174892how about hltv awards then?
>>2174906Run by danes. Very untrustworthy bunch.
now that the dust has settled, do niggas really think unretired magixx and zontix who were afk for 6 months will bring Spirit an era
Spunj, Machine, Hugo, Yanko, Harry, and Henry only good talent, fuck peemp.
>>2174858Why doesn't my goat donk have a youtube channel? I would love some donk content.
>>2174925what about voo and austin?I like to listen them
>>2174871FAGGOTS
for me? well it's Shaun "Apollo" Clark and James "Kaelaris" Carrol
>>2174925pimp, maui and launders = the holy trinity of bad talents
>>2174925agree with everyone except Henry, before he was great but since he came back to casting CS he's been phoning it in.
https://x.com/g2malbsmd/status/2009330600201822580HAPPOOONjjgn cancelled
>>2175067m0NESY THE GOAT HAS ROBBED TOP 4 BY MISSING EVERY SINGLE SUPER ELITE PLAYOFF. BABY GOAT YESSS BABY GOATTT.
ah1ro really? that nigga hasnt won shit
>>2175072kek, sad for the G2 fans though
Yoo RL's grown out turkey hair lowkey looking kinda clean frfr
>>2174878this guy said s1n was supposed to leave m80, he's full of shit
they're either doing monesy next and ropz 2nd or ropz next and donk 1st, simply because they don't want it to be predictable since that makes them less money
Reminder that some betting sites took bets on the hltv top 20. Make of that information what you want.
>>2175137so?
>>2175151The list is privately made by 2 people...
>>2175137no wonder niko was #18total mickey mouse list
>>2175151he's saying that there's money on the line for them and the ones who know what the placings are, I can guarantee you that it won't be zywoo - donk - ropz - monesy, regardless of everyone thinking it's the "correct" order, or rather because it is it's the one outcome that won't happen
>>2174739bro trying to give himself an hairline with his headset
>>2175131you can see they used his pubes
>>2175131I understand that everybody has to right to feel confident but why bother getting hairplugs when you look like that to begin with? if he doesn't hit the gym and becomes fit he should be scalped as a punishment.
https://x.com/sh1rocsgo/status/2009347400637579628GOAT
>>2175239>>2175067Unless monesy isn't in top20 this shit makes no sense. Though I guess maybe he's better than shiro individually but so is moloboy.
>>2175251Please see >>2175137 for an explanation
ropz is getting #4 btw
Yjk that ocelote would have already signed Senzu. This Riot plant CEO and Serbian GM are truly ruining this great esports organization.
>have new mouse since about 2 months because of the accident>smashed my new one into the wall and lost top cover + need to repaintWhy do I keep playing this shit it's bad for meHell I went on a 3 month break, got back and went back to raging and malding again. I don't even care about my rank
>>2175266zywoo knew
>>2175310what
>>2175306I haven't played counter strike in years, I only watch T1 tournaments, I take it as a sport that I watch, as if it was football or F1.Just stop playing if it only brings you frustration. you'll never get great.
>>2174892this was before they sold out
>>2175314they were asked the top 5 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Osri5nd79Dg
>>2175067>1.20 rating (4th)>1.10 vs top 5 (11th)>1.11 vs top 10 (9th)>1.06 in arenas (16th)>1.12 in big matches (10th)biggest fraud on earth
>>2175321it will be funny to see zywoo top1 with all the stats listed at #2 kek
>>2175325yeah I'm ready for it, every "why were they top x" entry brings up mvps and evps and other individual awards, they said it like 10 times now to prepare you for zywoo's frauded #1
Can't wait to see donk exiting the stage crying like in Bucarest while chadwoo laughs.
>>2175358LeDonkey gonna be like "I'm taking my talents to the Arabian desert"
ropz #2.
>>2175251molodoy doesn't have that good overall stats.but his rating actually goes up vs top 5 and top 10 while shiro sinks. molodoy would've ranked higher if he played full year.
>>2175390actually nsane how robbed heavygod got.high overall rating and then a mvp from a high tier tournament where they won bo5 finals vs vitality.
>>2175358frog
>>2175397is that supposed to be insulting? lmao
>>2175402it's a fact, why would you take it as an insult
>>2175358donk already accepted his fate even before Budapest in that interview, it's just russians online that won't take the L
>>2175413I don't, but is it used as "derogatory" term most of the time, I'm just asking.
>>2175428there aren't flags on /vm/, you are french, I'm adding contextual information to your post. the post isn't even for you, it's for anyone who missed the giveaway
>>2175440I'm not even the guy you called frog. but calling him frog implies that only frogs can be on zywoo's side?
>>2175444I just explained what I meant in the simplest, least misinterpretable possible way I could manage. please learn to read
>>2175451I'm just asking what would be the reason why you want people to think that the anti donk poster is french
don't forget who the true ROTY is
>>2175456>>2175451bros, it's just light banter, no need to bring flags up
>>2175456he's a retard from /pol/, the twitter reference and the inability to use this site without thinking of flags makes it pretty obvious
>>2175457molodoy would have won the clutch against twistz
>>2175387Sorry bro but it's donk #1, ZywHo #2, and midNESY #3
>>2175379Damn ZywOo's girl got a fat fucking beak.
whereiscache
>>2175456why does it have to have some machiavellian rhetorical meaning. I saw frog, so I said frog, like riley in the boondocks>>2175462I don't use /pol/ or twitter and I didn't make a reference unless you count "frog"get a life
>>2175444>only frogs can be on zywoo's side?don't forget non-whites
>>2175497ahhh that explains why donk puts zywoo as his top1
>>2175483End of January or whenever Valve feels like removing Overpass
mail09 will never be him
>>2175538the only reason almost everyone is naming him as their bold prediction is because pros barely play faceit anymore, they don't know who's promising only that this guy ended up #1 but it's only cause the usual suspects weren't tryharding
I hope 100T ends up shit just so that fraud messioso gets exposed.
I hope that 100T lets my nigga rain retire peacefully.
>>2175580All blame goes to Sean tho
I hope 100T ends up raping Faze as punishment for backstabbing rain
>>2175582I'm fine with this too.
>100T already afraid of online qualifiersngmi
>>2175072https://xcancel.com/G2CSGO/status/2009406442638659631#mkek the same retard that shat out this fake leak now has hundreds of hltv idiots believing that -jimi +ztr -teses +jimi is happening. doesn't even matter that he keeps getting everything wrong apart from some BIG transfers, and even then he's wrong, he said jame was joining a while back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgyuUc6WF0
5 bongs until blast bounty draft
NIP'S WIN STREAK NEEDS TO BE STUDIED
>>2175582ngl idk why they hired him after the whole valorant scandal thing, legit lost all respect for him. it just gives validity to the whole NA nepotism thing
Bros, I wanna fuck magixx...
>>2175927this + zweih and mzinhoimagine the fat orgy
>VITALITY FANS! MAKE. SOME. NOISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>2175974go home, banks, you're drunk
Are Falcons going to the HLTV awards?
>>2176019Ofc, they´re FOTY
>>2176019Yes, they're winning the KWAB award
