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f0ze lost to eyeballers
Damn it feels good to FAZE UPThis is the thread
>>2203696kek 2-0 too
kek f0zekeks are so patheticthey're going to get raped in krakow as usual
/magog/ stands with #FaZe
new thread and there's already 5 posts mentioning fazethats avra
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1so much fucking avra f0zesisters #F0ZEUP!!!!!
>>2203702>Black Kween waifu>FazeheadThat brotha is winning in lyfe
Faze autists have genuinely ruined /cs2g/. No one cares about their shit, irrelevant and soon to be dead team, but their autism just doesn't let them let it go.
>>22037150.85
>>2203717The 0tard emboldened them. They would've quietly died out but a group of spergs keep bringing them and vitality up.
what's wrong with vp?
>>2203723No IGL.
>>2203723Too fat
>Craft this and a week later this faggot starts losing and not shaking hands with people really can't have anything nice huh...
>>220372363? I didn't realize they fell off so hard
>>2203691>haha I'll make a shit thread with the wrong name and lots of faggy links>I'll call it faze edition so people start hating faze even moreyou are a giant niggerfaggot, op
>>2203728well it's mostly for inactivity. but it's also bad results.
>>2203730If the mere mention of some meme team makes you seethe then you need to get out and have sex URGENTLY.
>>2203730Lol this nigga seething over links in an OP
>>2203727nice craft regardless
>>2203730its not that deep lil man
>>2203730still not a jannykek
So are we getting another Zweight lifegame against Falcoons?
igl of the year you just know it
>>2203760We hope so.
>>2203764Tier 1 reject igl with 4 literal whos winning over the 6 gajillion Dollar Team would be highly funny
>>2203721It's literally the faze spergs bringing vitality up out of nowhere >>2203657
now that we're at the grands we can safely say p00ria, b0tality and f0ze niggas all got mega btfo and should sit the fuck down
>>2203769Hot
Wanna hear a joke?Vitality.
G2 niggas stay winning by not attending the meme tournament and making a fool of themselves.
>>2203721>>2203778
nrg will win krakow
>>2203780G2 ain't winning shit with paypal
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>>2203786They already won the didn't lose to Tier 3 Award. The Ssme can't be Said for FaZe...
Faze 0-2 EyeballerzVitality 2-0 EyeBallers
>>2203792this shit is so cancerous
https://xcancel.com/HandsomelyHeavy/status/1939082964366671880what's the story behind this? why did he do it? would zywoo do this?
>>2203804you're free to walk away bitch boy
r/cs2 is down the hall and to the left
>>2203805is that on your bookmarks or something?
>>2203805heavygod is crazy sometimes bro
>>2203806keep trying to force memes 24/7 on a cs 4chan thread to an uninterested audience of 12 people. you absolutely will not regret it
>>2203814>trying to force memes 24/7 on a cs 4chan thread to an uninterested audience of 12 peopleBest thing in the world right after spending some quality time on skin inspect servers!
>>2203702
>>2203821
>>2203822Ayo MATYS dripped tf out
since when were these vm threads made anyways? i discovered vm magog a year ago during pgl cluj
>>2203828when the board was made. also you're not allowed to call it magog, newfag
>>2203832i'm a magoger :)
>>2203832Yes he is.
>>2203828We moved it to /vm/ since is was hard to bump it on /vg/ in the off seasons, many anons preferred the thread to stay here for some reason.
Russian reactions to FURIA vs PARIVISION:>Less than half a year ago, PARI were grasping for the last Major spot with BotBoom. Half a year before that, they were #90 in HLTV rating. Great roster moves and genius team structure remade the ugly duckling into a team you want to follow and cheer for. Flip this comment, and I just described Virtus.pro.>Vanya Zweih in the finals)) Spirit))>Come on, Two-Faced Toledo, scream "fucking noobs" some more, Jame read you like an open children's book>Healthy man's Virtus.pro>Shitkindar is an unmannered woman>SUCK IT FURRYA>Seems like it's not that Spirit are weak, PARIVISION are just in their prime>zweih promoted from the academy team>acne-ridden thrash, finally you and your slime team are exposed as tier-2 flukes>Marek is a faggot>may0nesy fans are celebrating they're gonna take Jame's cock and not FalleN's))))>dragon tamed, kitty tamed, what's a falcon gonna do?>molobot just go home>we believe, believe like never before>finally no botality or mouz and no pooria or team donk, either m0nesy's first in over a year or jame's triumphant return, amazing result either way!!>virtus pro)))))>after that disrespect by baltic faggot and two-faced toledo trying to ragebait, furia is officially the enemy
>>2203860>>zweih promoted from the academy teambased
>>2203860thank you for your service
For me, its Faze, but I like Jame too.
>>2203860>may0nesyFirst d2nk, now this, the Russians have one upped /vm/ again
>>2203888may0nesy originated from me i.e /cs2g/we remain at the center of cultural impact
>>2203888That one is well known already, at least on HLTVThe word used there was "мaйoнeзный" aka adjective "made of mayo / containing mayo" so "may0nesy" is just a localization for ease of reading
>>2203699Love this.My friend asks: "What's that thing in the middle?" (of the piggy pentagram)
If you guys want proof donk was robbed of top 1 and they favor ZywOo, just check the HLTV Instagram. After Spirit lost they posted a sad photo of donk clearly trying to push an anti donk agenda. After ZywOo dropped a 0.85 STINKER (donk would never btw) not ONE sad or negative picture of any Vitality player.Makes sense tbf since they are both sponsored by stake and Israel. 0.85woo 0.85woo
>>2203902meds
>>2203902TRVKE
>>2203902zywoo barely has emotions anyway
>>2203902it's time to move on, d2nk
i won one of the hltv fantasy events (not the season) and they sent me half my prize, a 30 dollar m4 but not the knife so i hope ner0 & their top20 committee burns to death and then in hell
>>2203914well did you ask them the reason?
>>2203902
>>2203917no its just late (not really late the rules state a 90 day wait max and its been 30) but i still hate stakefaggots
>>2203902it's zyw0.85but yeah very true
>>2203902I agree they definitely favor zywoo but they probably just post more about donk since he gets more interaction and it grows their company. Kinda fucked since it garners so much hate for donk but money is money at the end of the day.
>>2203902lmao literally take medicine
this might be the biggest fall from grace of all 1.6 cs orgs (maybe evil geniuses are close or worse)not even top 50 VRS, they don't get invited to closed qualifiersput it out of its' misery, even nip liquid and fnatic look competent compared to vp
>>2203960do we owe electronic an apology?
>>2203969whats bcgame doin
>>2203969not in a million yearsthey barely held on to fluke wins on lan that activated vrs pity and gave them like 60 points vs the likes of 3dmax, team was beyond the point of no return by the time his buttbuddy shitfecto rolled in
>>2203860>>Come on, Two-Faced Toledo, scream "fucking noobs" some more, Jame read you like an open children's booki dont know what happened with the professor, every time the camera pointed at him, he was looking angry, also yekindar didnt shake hands. some players in parivision must be evil to cause this kind of effect in friendly individuals
>>2203984parivision is 4 evilchads being led by Jame
>>2203984kek no way someone got angry over "fucking noobs"
>>2203984Yea it was weird to see The Professor screaming while staring the other team on the other side. He sometimes screaming when winning really close clutches but in that match it seemed like any round win made him scream.
thirdie dogs are fuming hard after the superior russian rulers in BRICS taught them their place
vitality getting wrecked by pari would've been good too
>>2204030It's so easy to bait apex
>>2203902d0nk and f0ze and p00ria fans are spiritually the sameLOSERS HAHAHAAHAHA
>>2204058hahahaha no way...... hahahahaha
>>2203984>players in parivision must be evil to cause this kind of effect in friendly individuals>mfw I knew someone popular was evil and then they finally show their true colorsf0llen "le pr0fesseur" kwab!>>2204044he didn't take the bait doe?
>>2204058vit0lity lost fattyzyw0.85
>>2204100*v0talityand I don't care about them, you're just a fucking loser hahaahaha
>>2204102clean your room, bucko
f0ze lostp00ria lostd0nk lostkwab!!!!!keep crying
>>2204118u forgot b0tality
zywho really finna lost to 3 alb*nians
>>2204140albania strongest country
>>2204120b0tality fans aren't the ones crying like little bitches itt
>>2204150because no fans
>>2204156>>2196150>>2190936
>>2204157i know you didn't eat breakfast this morning posting stuff like this
>>2204162retarded p0lcel
>dastan: "I try to be very strict because every bad situation will cost [us] in the future"Holy fuck and I thought this was AIshopped.
>>2203860idgi what's their beef with furia?
>>2204164if you can't see why those stats are damning you really gotta figure it out, buck0
d0nkey stays on spitr0ast because he needs to be the big fish in the small pond and his enabler frauddy. imagine that kid on zeus' navi or gambit, would be more timid than flamie
>>2204215I feel like any team he went to would drop him just as much as spirit
>>2204234i meant more mentally. everybody on sp0r0t has this reverence towards d0nkey that you don't see for others like zywoo and simple. hes the boy emperor with no clothes and he's surrounded by people praising his choice of tie. apex is not afraid to yell at zywho and he wouldn't be afraid to yell at d0nkey, the difference being that d0nkey would shut down in an environment where he's not treated as the anime chosen one
>>2203902thisabsolutely reeks of globohomo and jews
So tomorrow is gonna be the fastest Falcons 3-0 ever rightI can just tell that Godsan is going to read james mind the entire time
zyw0.85 kek
d2nk
https://x.com/z2217z/status/2015239911356727367new addition to the yeki-dastan shit
>>2204295Isnt there a penalty for doing this? Feels weird you can just walk over and aggro one of the opponents while possibly overhearing tactics without any consequence
just did a 1v5 in my faceit match brehs
>>2204314aren't pari meant to be the 'onliners'? if its this easy to break a """#1""" team at lan then that behaviour needs encouraging not punishment
>>2204295yekindar looked very uncomfortable. like some raped nigga meeting his rapist again. the brazilians didnt understood shit thats why i think they didnt do anything, but molodoy was right there listening and understanding every word but the pussy bitch did nothing to stop the mental rape yekindar was receiving, he even moves his head away like pretending to not listen to anything. holy KWAB. no wonder that pussy nigga ghosted, he got scared of dastan.
>>2204295Could this be the reason why FalleN was screaming so much at them?
>>2204386>the brazilians didnt understood shit thats why i think they didnt do anythingthey wouldn't do shit unless the odds were 1000 to 1 in their favor. stop acting like brazilians who can afford to play computer games for a living are hard. pick a random CIS or NA kid and his upbringing was probably tougher than those pampered princesses
>>2204422>random CISMaybe.>NA kidlol
>>2204422isn't kscerato a literal favela monkey
Yo, baddie. You frequent magog? Call me!
>>2204440every brazilian pretends to be.
>>2204422nigga do you think they have to fist fight in the middle of the event? lmao, al they had to do was to tell dastan to fuck off because he is annoying. but the brazilians surely didnt understand a single word, sidde even pass by and didnt do anything because he probably thought they were just acquaintances talking and shaking hands weirdly. the pussy who had fully knowledge of what was happening was molodoy but the little bitch not only didnt do shit, he pretended to not listen.
>>2204452>nigga do you think they have to fist fight in the middle of the event?no, but macacos pretend like they would
>>2204458What exactly are you trying to say here? Are you trying to imply that these brazilians would never kill someone on stage? Yea no shit kek.
>>2204467you moved from doing "something" to fist fighting to killing. but in that case yeah, macacos uniquely chant "you're going to die". it's not a matter of who's tougher but of bark vs. bite. dastan would sit any of those monkeys down btw
>>2204475>you moved from doing "something" to fist fighting to killingI didn't move anything because I am not that guy that said those things. I'm just trying to understand why you WANT brazilians to be literal monkeys physically assaulting others. You are literally saying "well they are all bark no bite" as if the opposite would be a better outcome.
>>2204492he asserted that the macacos didn't do anything because they didn't understand and that molodog did nothing because he's a pussy. I'm saying that nobody was gonna do shit. brazilian computer nerds are not tough and downtrodden as a rule, just like anyone else.
>>2204499He didn't imply they were "tough and downtrodden" he just said 4 dudes did not intervene in any way because they did not understand what was being said and knew the guy was his former coach and probably assumed it's alright. He didn't imply anything loud like screaming at dastan or getting physical. Just a "yo dude stop" would be enough.
>>2204295Based dastan, he SHOOK that bum to the bone
How many for Falcons today?
>wake up>check hltv for missed games>troonwho 0.85 and rapedputta smile on my face
>>2204511>VITALITY FANS! MAKE. SOME. NOISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>2204515
>>2204506no, contextually saying somebody is a pussy for not intervening implies what I'm saying. he's acting like if dastan spoke portuguese the situation would have played out differently because they would have stood up to him or something and i don't believe that to be true.
>>2204522They definitely would've told him to stop doing whatever he was doing to Yekindar if they knew what he was saying. Didn't seem like dastan was screaming or doing anything out of the ordinary, that's why they assumed it was fine just by looking at them. In that case you need to understand what the words being uttered mean to form a conclusion.
>donk is the best player i've played againstuh simplebros? zywoobros?
>>2204543this roster has effectively retired btwthey are just going to do a couple online qualifiers and then all move to retarded prank video slop and doing irl vlogswhich isnt necessarily a bad thing except for the fact danish and norwegians are the most unfunny people on the planet
>>2204565what?
>>2204543probably feels like you're getting fucked harder when you're a little washed. rain was like top 5 when s1mple started peaking>>2204565remember dignitas making youtube videos of f0rest eating 50 ikea hotdogs
>>2204515lmaooo
He's coming for the top 1, end of the road for the hunchbacks of Notre Dame.
>>2204386kek Dastan sounds like if VP management were a coacheven the name sounds like a royal descendant of persian lineage
b0nks can't even ask f0ze fans to make noise because they got knocked out before they could reach the lan stage KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB!
faze is basically the same as mouz atp>no star players>washed up potentially dead roster>1 fat fucking shitter who keeps shouting (fattigan/torshit)>0 fans>0 aura
>>2204590The FaZe streamer house was actually in this guys head the whole time btw.
>>2204591what?
>>2204589>>2204590>talk about vitality >bring up faze out of nowheretruly buckbroken
>>2204598Nope, I know it's the same schizof0zefag who keeps spamming the same banks meme and replies to himself like a complete retard thinking others won't notice.
>>2204167molodoy is just hated for some reason in RU communityI am entirely not sure, maybe it's because he's not m0NESY or sh1ro but says he's the best, or because he likes to make excuses, but if you hate one guy like that, you hate his team as wellYEKINDAR was liked before this match as well, but now it's mostly negative too due to a lot of people loving Dastan and taking his side in lieu of no evidence of who's in the wrong.FalleN is well-respected, but just respect can't carry you to likeability
>>2204598umm sweaty it's already been debunked here >>2203660fazekeks are obsessed with chadtality and not the other way around, hope this helps!
>>2204598Its inevitable. You cannot talk about Vitality without mentioning their most bitter enemy (FaZe Clan).
Why didn’t ropz use his faze magic to carry zywoo’s corpse to the finish line?
>>2204610irrelevant clan are getting replaced in top 10 by parivision and b8 as we speak, if not for twistzz and frozen being some of the best riflers in this game faze's most bitter enemy would be ence and betboom
>>2204610>their most bitter enemy (FaZe Clan).insane cope lilbra why are faze clan chuds larping as if their team is some top 4 rival to vitality with a cutthroat head to head? even mouz has a better rivalry with vitality than fazefaze has faded into irrelevancy despite their fluke major run
>>2204615>>2204618Insane self fagging
>>2204621the samefagger is the fazefaggot posting the banks image stupid cunt
>>2204621almost 2 years without a trophy for fattiganbroky keeps stealing paychecksjcobbb super debut any time soon (ignore other rookies popping off immediately)NEO the furniture warmerrename it to Twistzzen Clan
>>2204623keep br1ky tw0stzz and fr1zen (best trio + you get vrs)fire jac0b and f0ttiganrehire ra1n for igl but that's probably unrealistic so maybe siuhy? + some yung gun rifler
tf this nigga dastan doin brooooo.......https://x.com/CrestyK/status/2015283928912044404?s=20
>>2204624No, just disbandRetirement for shitky and karriganjcobbb to Friendly CampersTwistzz and frozen to NAVI
>>2204627br1ky just needs a proper igl to unleash himunder fat fuck retarded delusional schizo incel chopped chud f0ttigan he can't get shit done
>>2204625this guy is completely delusional if he really believes he was threatening yekindar, besides he played well the others were the problem. they were beefing about something prior to this and dastan was probably trying to smooth things over before the game ends since they were expected to shake hands then
>>2204534You and the guy I initially responded to (you) are still running with the idea that yeki and molodog didn't act where the monkeys would have. if you can psychoanalyze from the camera at home why couldn't they see yeki's discomfort in person? do you think it's possible dastan never actually verbally crossed a line for which the brave macacos needed to defend him? maybe he was congratulating yeki for his success on pooria and he just has previous bad blood with him.
>>2204615>>2204618>>2204623>>2204624>>2204627>>2204628You see, Faze and Vitality's bad blood is more aligned to cultural impact. Ever since Faze and Vitality first meet during the StarLadder Major Berlin in 2019, Vitality has yearned and desperately searched for what faze has always had: being one of the most cherished teams of all times. Multiple attempts have been made: back to back trophies, multiple #1 spots for zywoo, Israeli money, and most recently signing one of their old members in ropz. Vitality's only consolation is raping Faze on the server, but that doesn't matter since Faze will forever be the most popular team. With that being said, one can only conclude that while Faze may have been down on the judges' scorecards against Vitality several times, in the end they unquestionably win the story of the fight and that's what really matters.
>>2204633grok tldr: faze are horrid dogshit that has no money in the bank but it's alright and they actually win because they have more views on instagram
>Faze will forever be the most popular team>in the end they unquestionably win the story of the fight and that's what really mattersHow many times are you going to post this shit bait?>>2196150>>2190936>>2204634Not even lmfao they don't even have views, the only reason anyone even knows or cares about faze is because of the faze clan brand which has little to do with faze esports
>>2204633
>>2204633>>2204636samefaggot
>>2204635nigga you don't even watch the games
I have no horse in this race and dislike vitality greatly, but faze won't be loved for much longer, it's clear that broky's a problem and karrigan doesn't have much left in him, once they go frozen will join some other team. the ship of theseus doesn't really apply in esports as shown by G2 in recent times and many previously legendary orgs in the past
A rack on Falcons. Time to pay for my utilities this month Ilya.
>>2204639I do watch the games>>2204640honestly I just hate how fattigan has backstabbed broky and rain and keeps dragging this team down just because he doesn't want to retireoh and the resident 1 or 2 f0zefags shitting up the thread with their autism
>>2204641can ilya carry the weight of three shiptars thougheverbeit?
>>2204640After vitality bomb out of every event, ropz will rejoin faze, karrigan will become the coach, broky will become the IGL/AWPER like jame, and they will go on to win everything.
>>2204647>After vitality bomb out of every eventno group stage exits for almost 2 yearsfaze no group stage exits for 0 months
>>2204649>things which are remarkable will happen in perpetuity, becauselook at asstralis lil pup
>After vitality bomb out of every event
>>2204652>look at asstralis lil pupthe team that showed signs of decline as early as 2019 already and still was relevant until online cs finished them off?there's no signs vitality will become faze 2, but there are signs faze will be vp 2
Finally some quality CSBo5 grand finalshttps://live.douyin.com/65687475141
>Fazefags and Vitalityfags going at eachothers throats againGive it a rest for fuck sakes. Today is Jame kino time, stop ruining it.
>>2204655no I don't think the team will magically become hot ass but they just got beat by failcoons with some random gypsy stand-in. they pulled it together to win the major but the last 4 months have been showing signs of decline you could argue in hindsight. zywoo is exiting his prime, ropz is exiting his prime and apex is old as shit. thinking this lasts much longer is delulu
why is this general so much more active this year than last?
>>2204674you are jewish
>>2204674we've been flooded with hltv rejects, discord trannies, and some trolls from pol and sppretty much the apocalypse for any good general
>>2204679you won't need to worry about any of those on r*ddit
>>2204661Two years ago this event would've been hyped up here for days.
>>2204646He's going to have to.
>>2204674cuz it's the same 3 unemployed mfs typing in here
>>2204692I am underemployed thank you very much.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389610/big-vs-havu-united21-esplay-challenge-season-1BIG playing in 2h 2min!
>>2204708nice
>choking against jeethowgrim
is this gonna be the most awesome vrs climb ever, or the biggest geriatric car crash?
>>2204718Depends on if they win the shit LANs they attend. BIG for example is doing that right now and could be back to top 30 if they beat the mighty HAVU today.
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf to watch the boys with
There’s no justice on this gay earth. Falcons will win and there’s nothing (You) can do about it.
story with a bit of a nice round there
why are flyquest beating up random shitters (and boros, lol) in a grand final?how fucking bad were the rest of the teams?
What would (You) rather be? A tiny little weak yellow bee or a big good green falcon? I think the choice is obvious to the most of us...
>>2204779I would rather be a green dragon. #GOSPIRIT #DONKGOAT #AURA #DONK1
>>2204779The big green dragon fears the samurai
>>2204775Chinese.
Hey, ZyWo0keks!
>>2204775mithr is coaching jiejiehao too, saudi money coming injjh might end up good (in asia), cause they can all just scrim eu teams
BIG is raping 5 finnish twinks on LAN! Tune in now to see blameF have his way with them!
The bois won a LAN tournament this year before the whole top 10.
>>2204823we just watched FlyQuest RAPE China
>>2204827>China5 ayyrabs are China?
>>2204828everyone that plays FlyQuest is Chinese
>>2204829Han Chinese*
>tabsen clutchlol wtfmust be the blamef effect
>>2204835blameF is fr goated. Niggas just hate him because he looks like their school bully.
didn't drop a map
The rapist of Norrköping.
>>2204837Real shit. His muscles are his downfall. Looks perception is very important. This is why so many Indians call ZywOo their goat. They have to choose between donk and ZywOo so they obviously choose the fatter man since being fat is a sign of wealth/health in India.This is my current theory on why ZywOo has so many Indian fans.
>>2204726ricebunny
>>2204878F1 guys, F1
>>2187347flyquest were on 1355 vrs points before zhi-tech mastersthey're 1489 after, +134hotu got 34 points for winning the iem rio qualsgentle mates got 17 points for coming secondflyquest doubled their points combinedand they don't have to go to brazil
>>2204859>on why ZywOo has so many Indian fansyou have no source on this outside of "well i feel like it"any look at google trends will show donk having 6x more google searches
>>2204904Zywoo haters are just deranged like that, you see they post incel school shooters in this thread too
we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/donacs
>>2204904damn even with all those indians zywho still has 1/6th the fans that d0nkey has?
>>2204917donk is more searched in india than he is in russia percentage-wise
>>2204920damn so even though zywho has mostly indian fans donk still has more fans than him there?
>>2204928you've completely lost the plot now
>>2204916bbjurl needs to put her boba in the frame plz
stanfags really went from>my player's more popularto>your player's more popularat least we get a bit of variation from the same everyday brain dead conversations
>>2204930just going by what you said, bud
>>2204937>even though zywho has mostly indian fans no, you're just making shit up because of d2nk incident
>>2204939it could've been a d20nkey incident for all I care but facts would still be facts
>>2204943you have not one source of your "facts" except your ill imagination
>>2204947I was going by what you said, were you lying?
>>2204952I've never said zywoo has mostly indian fans, you've made it up and you make zywoo haters look very bad right now so think about your next post
>>2204955who says that I hate zywoo? source? or is that a product of your ill imagination. if you think saying d0nkey has more fans than him is hate then I'm afraid you're beyond help
>falcons might add another star to their jersey tonighthow are you feeling about that, haters?
Experts say that the majority of both Vitality and Spirit fans are brown.
>>2204964>>falcons might add another star to their jersey tonightReal Falcons fans know that only EWC wins give a star. Take your false flagging somewhere else.
>>2204968damn... I have to up my game
wait.... it's a bo5? fuck
zweisobased
>>2204979kvno...
>>2204964if they win do you think they'll learn that it's been "one less star" all along or go right back to scapegoating teses and kyxsan
BIG just won their second LAN of the year.
>Hugebased>Launderscringefuck you blast
>scrawndersGuess I'll stick to checking the score on hltv
Hugo + Launders casting duo today? Someone got sick or had to drop out?
WHERE HARRY YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS GREAT
pimp is an excruciating faggot
>>2204990I don't think they're capable of learningthey saw their success in other esports and don't understand why it doesn't apply to cs
>>2204981based
>>2204996I killed scrawnythe indian ran away before I could finish the job
2026 is the year of the fragging igl
you can not have three star players
>>2205001>I killed scrawny
>>2204916I only care about this slampig when she has her tits out
>>2205002big already #30, maybe we'll see them at lans later
>>2204981I thought that was crim for a second
>>2205006>maybe we'll see them at lans laterThey're still far of the big LAN invites and they've almost maxed out their VRS from LAN wins. They'll probably be grinding online CS for now and get back to local LANs ahead of the major invites.
>>2205016blamef is the only german here
>>2205019tabseN looks nordic as fuckPrussian german ethnicity
Jame is so fucking based, bro
Imagine trying to play the clock like this against a master of time like Jame
nice run but it ends here lame
JAMEGOD
Man, this guy is insane
HOLY FUCKING SHIThe's never been more back
holy goat
The pari bookies bought the whole tournament. Unless they lose this you can't explain this shit. Hate the fact that Jame is stuck with the bookies, it's like playing on team pornhub.
>>2205041you the guy with a rack on failcoons?
>>2205041You're trying to tell me that if the team that constantly chokes in finals chokes another final means that the final is compromised by bookies?
zweih shooting through walls lul
>>2205043>compromisedThe whole tournament is. And most likely the scene
>>2205042That´s me, I´m praying nikka.
how does zonic feel seeing everyone love the new coachimagine getting benched because your brother died and you needed to leave
>>2205051Feeling like HooXi who had to skip a tourney because of his sister's wedding, and then saw G2 win with a fucking Stewie2k sub
Uhhh why are Falcons losing???
JAME
i remember a falcons mirage ct side
https://x.com/_therotation/status/2015079515723087943>During today's EU cup, a team reported their win mid-series. They then lost and admins refused to revert the result KEK what the fuck
i would ask the vitality fans to defend this but theres only about 12 of them and theyre all redditors
That was a kino round
>>2205063>call of dutyno one cares lol fuck outta here
>>2205063christFaceit really are disgusting fucking incompetent baboons
>belchenókk>not belchénokkwhy can't west*ids ever ask how to pronounce foreign words and just butcher the pronounciations?
>>2205064keep in mind he also farmed the won map, in both losing maps he had like 0.50
Buffalo Bill ACE!!!
>>2205073shut the fuck up
is we really gonna get a 3-0?
he's so cute when he swears
C'mon don't choke this PV
LEAKS zywoos hack dev is asking for 95% of his income and stopped providing because zywoo refused XDdont ask me how i know it
>>2205097>hacks>worst player by far still>loses to better hackersgoat igl???
uncle fester deagle hits hard
Just like that huh.
cs2 is so dogshit
belchodonk
at least spirit and furia also lost to them, and vita got cucked, but it still feels bad even with the stand in situation
lmao
>>2205102zywoo has been hacking all his lifewhy you think he "chocked" every major?because the hack devs couldn't provide a cheat, but not because they want more money for majors and zywoo was stingy
>bank going after the most retarded fansit's like he caters to the 5 most active people itt
>start a comeback>get fucked by a madlad with a pistolage old tale
Falkeks need to win dustan2 or it's over. I know they're comfortable on it, even though it's paris pick.
>>2205097based nooticer anyone who has digged a little bit knows that zywoo was a toggler with a ban on his old account. also many pros accussed him of cheating back in the days, and when pros do it its because they have inside info.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9NMPW3GgrQthis toggler also uses the same low fov cheat, look how snax hasnt even peeked and he is already moving his crosshair to his head. i suspect he played like fucking garbage this event because he is testing a sponsored zowie mouse without the cheat installed in it.
>>2205127They lost that event 3-0 and not once managed to reach double digits. If you're gonna cheat in finals you're gonna make it count.
>>2205127Donk is the one guy who is not cheating same with ropz, i have 0 information on donk or ropzbut apex, zontix even shiro monesy niko, zywoothis is standart pre aiming from donkdonk gets caught out too much for being a togglerwhat you need to look at people like zywoo that awlays knowplayers like zywoo or monesy who always are aware, who always im in the right direction are cheating
what the fuck
>T1 cheating accusations >in 2026
Jame is my hero
>>2205102karrigan is a bum, the second i saw this clip i linked it everywhere and he stopped winning shit xdzywoo, apex mezii, flamez, all are cheatingropz is the only guy who is notsame with donkmonesy is also cheating sometimes
Don't tournament organisers provide equipment for the players so all this alleged kb/mouse cheating is not possible?
our opinion on this caster duo?
>>2205154no neverwould be way to expensive and player would play worse because their stuff is played inwhich feels different
>>2205156ruined by the streetshitter
>>2205156Launders has to drop the Vyvanse
>open stream>Pari 1-0>LET'S FU- wait what the fuck is Hugo doing here?
>>2205181belochonokk had like +0.10 higher rating than aw
which one would win, 9000 billion dollar saudi superteam or the third best random russian group?
>>2205184Flyquest.
>zweight on D2>against FailconsNiKo already SHAKING at the thought of going B after they switch sides.
>>2205183>>2205181
>>2205179No scrawny is always good
>CHOKO WITH THE BURST FAMASKEKAROOOOOO
>>2205189Don't get me wrong it's a nice surprise, but still a jumpscare. Never would've expected something like this.
LMAO
Jame-sama...
The era of nu-Jame Time hunting kills after time, the scene is not ready.
>pissing jame offballsy kyxsan
>>2205210That was teses I think.
Dare I say that Falcons look like they need 1 more super star?
Is this literally another 8-4 half?
I've seen enough. Jame will win his second Major this year.
Who will win? The 100 million dollar roster or the single dad and his 4 adopted sons?
The mental is gone for falcucks
>>2205225I doubt it but it would be kino of galactical proportions.
this proves itjame can smell femboyshe always knows where monesy is
spirit stocks are up
YJK that Sp0rit and Virtus.Poo are already blowing up Jame's phone begging him to IGL for them.
Why is monesy sitting so zesty?
>igl of the yearjame>awp of the yearjame
>>2205239It comes naturally to him
>>2205239Natural born femboy
It's over, 3-0
3-2
Jame managing to pull big wins from a bunch of nobodies is why he is a great IGL.
Everyone looks locked in and Jame looks like he just woke up from a nap and didn't have anything better to do than to play CS, and wins anyway.
>>2205258chad
>>2205261Was always overhyped manlet
Is dust 2 T sided?
>>2205268Nah
ouch
jamers........ we should be at 12-4 right now...
>>2205073>>2205242
>>2205279Trust. Jame has the Falcons gameplan downloaded. He's just making it seem close for our entertainment.
just tuned indid I miss something
>>2205287https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/InexpensiveModernTildeJonCarnage-jsixVdw_iMDZTHwB
Such a clean retake
good but also kinda lucky retakefalcons look a bit sloppy
Russia is winning! )))
N0KO
>>22052815/10. the accent needs to be on the "che" (which is actually a "ch+yo" sound). As for the soft L, that's reasonable for foreigners not to pronounce, given it's not a concept in English.look up "бeльчoнoк" in google translate for the correct prounciation
Pari is pre kato Spirit right now, if they win, they are just like post kato Spirit
m0n3sy
>>2205298i read some hltv comment saying it means little squirrel, is that correct?
>>2204947>your ill imaginationwtf it's indians itt?are you a zywoo fan?
PV keeps making mistakes and Falcons can't capitalize, no way Falcons can win this
>5. Falcons picked InfernoTick-tock Falcoosn
>>2205303yeah, a male little squirrel.
NiK2ndget itcause always second ))
Moshi moshi MBS-san. I need one more russian twink to start winning trophies.
kino
NO WAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
LETS FUCKING GOOO
All part of Jame's master plan to give Falcons that many rounds only to yank their hopes this late
Jame was just playing with his food...
zyw085n0k0
>m0.95NESY>NiK0.85
kek they're so mad about slavs
I remember Jame Inferno B site pc crash in Copenhagen vs JiTu...Get em Dzhami!
>Aymein*stein*>french arabwhat did they mean by this?
>zyw11>d2nk>m0n3sy>N0K0>JAME
>>2205329>what did they mean by this?He was at G2 previously so they obviously hired him.
>>2205326One of the greatest injustices in CS history. The players from that G2 squad are still paying for that fluke.
kek nucle0nz seething
Could go all 5.
kek these gooks lmao
>>2205338Jame 3-0'ing falcons is the only 3-0 I would want.
>>2205340could go 3-0
qt )
aint watching this shi no more. g2 pre cs2 choke duo would have murdered these fucking no name bums 13-0. niko would have tapped these low skill bums head as if he were playing dm and m0nesy would have farmed clips every single round. like why the fuck is niko so muscular? the weightlifting probably killed his nerves and thats why he aims like a total shitter now. why cant m0nesy farm a single clip? probably too much sex with chinese groupies got his brain slow and dumb. fucking souless money, game and org killed my goats. fuck cs2, fuck falcons and fuck that gucci bag of niko and his rolex
>>2205350>pre cs2that was like half a DECADE ago lilunc...
What would the goat IGL do if he was Falcons?
FLY HIM IN NOW
>>2205350This event doesn't matter so they don't care. All the best teams in the world (Navi, Faze, Liquid) got eliminated early and did so willingly because they know better than to waste energy on this.
I've seen enough. for all the memes and ridicule, falcons refuses to open their wallet and BUY STARS and give their one decent player any support at allget this man some HELP before he gets a herniated disc from having to CARRY these BUMS
>>2205357Lose because NiKo is cursed.>>2205358Immigration officer at the airport says no.
Nik2nd would have 0 wins in 2025 if it werent for degster carrying falcons in bucharesthilarious
>>2205340>Playing vs an infinite patience man on the map of InfernoYeah this absolutely can be 0-3
>>2205363>degster carrying falcons in bucharestNice revisionism. m0NESY threw that final for his future employer.
>>2205357>karrisadHe ain't sad though. It looks more like he died and is finally going to heaven with a smile on his face.
absolutely jame'd
apologize
REMEMBER VITALITY LOST THEIR FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR TO ETERNAL FIRE AT THE BEGINNING OF 2025 (it wasn't in grand finals though but it was blast bounty).
>VIT lost to this
Is Parivision the new Furia? The analysts will probably start the conversation after this match whether they are no longer underdogs but just legit T1 now.
Falcoons really picked the map of infinite saving against the master of saving? What were they thinking???
>>2205378i mean you obviously have to put them in top 5 in current form anyway
>>2205378Nah. They need to win something solid first (a major or a big IEM).
>>2205375>apologizesorry you fucked off to the toilet team instead of staying and winning with vitality
electronic stocks status?
>>2205377What is doublelift doing here?>>2205378MenletSnake is already revising all his takes and pretending he was on the Jametrain all along.
>>2205386plummeting more and more with each online qualifier they bomb out of
>>2205387>What is doublelift doing here?Laughing?
>>2205386All time low and about to be delisted.
ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Not today mayonesy, not today.
ez
5headguy > may0nesy
Falcons lose 5v3 site holds and 4v2 retakes on Inferno B
Electronic's long lost brother clutched.
>>2205387>What is doublelift doing here?laughing at FAILCLOWNS
the mini bot
THE BABY BOT
I think they're done now.
ksk would wreck these fluking bots
This is hard to watch
kwabsuke would've lost to Vitality.
so paravision grinded during the player break and now they're winning some meme tournament against a team with a standin.am I meant to be impressed?
nice catch, rookielol
>>2205407Maybe he should have gotten a visa then?
>>2205410focus on your dead brother zonic
>>2205410cope seethe and dilate
>>2205410No. You are meant to celebrate another Falcons loss.
THIS SCENE IS COMPROMISED. IT'S ALL PAID AND SOLD.
>>2205410>am I meant to be impressed?you need to get ICE'd
only MAKCU can save falcons
>>2205407i think pari doesn't need someone like him
Did Falcons forget to activate the parasympathetic nervous system?
>>2205424yesalso, coach jeet ordered food yesterday
>>2205428>jeethe's french but that's almost the same thing
>>2205430*he's "french"
>>2205424maybe they should try to activate the symphatetic system instead
>>2205410so you are very convincingly ignore the fact that they beat Spirit and Furia to get into the final? am i meant to take this post seriously?
Everyone on PV can step up and get their frags when needed
>>2205424they need to activate the swag system
GOATA
>>2205434do they not test for this shit?
BABY GOAT
>mods timing out the art of choke pastabruh moment
>rash B blyatFalcons just can't react to such complex strats
>>2205439skadoodle mogging all those dysgenics
>>2205441lolno
>>2205441dont think they care plus any player taking it covers with an adhd diagnosis
>>2205447I forgot, everyone has adhd and autism these days
>>2205448and is trans&valid!
why do pros play with all these fps counters? same back in csgo with net_graph taking a fifth of your screen
LINE Monesy
>>2205451so they can cry about low fps on twitter after losing
FALCONS ARE HERE
Aww hell naww mayonesy on the server
xiELO is DEVOURING m0NESY's ass in this game kek.
>finally start watching>failcons immediately catching upuh oh
This motherfucker may0NESY farms everyone until it matters. Then he starts choking every AWP shot.
>>2205451i don't think they really focus on it. just like how you don't focus on the crosshair when holding an angle or clearing
I feel like I need to issue a formal apology to Launders. This cast has made me realize how bad faggy is.
>>2205451they hide cheats in the counters
Monesy got a kill
I haven't taste a watermelon in years
>>2205451look through the wall at banana and remember the fpswhenever there are 5 enemies behind it, fps will be ~20lowerthank me later
>>2205467
>>2205467but what about all the molly+smoke variables
i think they should nuke Malta
How many more Falcons failures before the Saudis start taking heads?
kek jame
>>2205469you can memorize these fps values as well
>>2205471They already assassinated zonic's brother and will come for more family members of players until results improve
>tech pauseIt begins...
KEK
>>2205475What's the exchange rate? One choke = one dead relative?
GET JAME AN AWP RIGHT NOW
Don't worry Jame we weren't looking.
jame MAKCU malfunction
i miss the goat....
m0NESY can't even hit AK taps anymore gg
nikobros... it's all falling apart (again)...
monese shooting like b0t bradderz
LETS FUCKING GO JAME
>>2205466watermelon is great summer food
What exactly is he thinking right now
BASED JAME kek
>>2205498
>NiKo laughing off deathsIt's over
who's this disgusting streetshitter who keeps talking
>>2205304Nope I'm a Karrigan fan.
>>2205498>why are these ugly-ass ogres better than my twinks?
>>2205050switch gods that shit aint workin
loool jame using magnet trigger on deagle, rage toggle
Which Falcons player's brother is getting stuffed in a suitcase next?
>>2205508kek
haters?
>>2205156The Canadian is probably the best caster on the scene right now if we're being real.
m0nesy is so fucking bad this finalthey had a chance on mirage and in a crucial round he had to spam smoke in 1v2 and get caught in the open like a brainlet
>>2205517sado has been gone for a while bro, stop watching old VODs.
>>2205517machine is english
JAME YOU DEVILISH BASTARD KEK
m0NESY lmao
The twink isn't working..
Jame-sama clowing on kyxsan. Have mercy on that poor nigga.
He's in your head, kyxsan
botesy.................
>>2205354>lil uncmy cultural impact.....
The fuck happened to M0nesy anyways. He's been consistently shit for a while now.
Ice cold Jame just standing there menacingly to win the round, I love this motherfucker
How many rounds kyxsan has to carry these bots?
CLEAN
cmon zweightsit on these niggas
Aw man so unlucky. One more bullet and he gets everyone in that site.
bet ct all for this PV eco
Watch falcons get ecoed
>all these yuros cucked into shilling for a russiankek
where's that 1 faggot who was talking about m0nesy taking #1 this year?
>>2205544>>2205545too (un)predictable
>>2205547>saying that right before the 3-2 reverse sweepunlucky
zweight so lucky to have Jesus watching over him.
please end this shit jame
>>2205552well well well
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nikobros................
Fucking rodent!
This is why Jame has a Major while NiKo and m0NESY don't
This is too good, I want one more map plz, I want more Jame
gg noobs
>>2205563Guess who also has a blast bounty win and who doesn't kek
jamebros, this is OUR year
God is good.
FAILCOWS LMAOOOOOO
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>2205566
>>2205564yeah i could go with a full 5-0 series, that'd be hilarious
>3-03-0>3-03-0>3-03-0>3-03-0>3-03-0>3-03-0
Does this make Spirit #2 in the world now?
OH NONONONONONONONOUMMAH STATUS???
1 more super star
love from dagestan
>>2205585They are turd in the world, FURIA 2nd because they went further.
Zweih is a cutie
was it a fluke?
nuff said
>>2205587
>>2205579>Russia>Not globohomoAHAHAHAHAAH, delusional Slavnigger
eurosloppers btforacist chads stay winning
YOULEARNYOURPLACE
>>2205590To think Falcons' only trophy so far is a PGL with degster lol
IT JUST KEEPSH A P P E N I N GAPPENING
finally another fun and exciting team to root for in tier1I hope they take pain's or 3dmax's spot in the tournaments
>dastan helping zweih lift the trophyawwwwwwwwwwww
>saudi teamsKEK!
>I sacrifice my lifeJamesus confirmed???
>>2205587>>2205597>SEVEN (7)>TO (:)>TWO (2)
>>2205604Quick, someone sign him another twink
The good ending, it feels so good bros, I have been waiting like 6 years to see this again
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAmeme event ngl.it was whoever practiced the most to win it.
>>220561010-0?
>>2205614>it was whoever practiced the most to win itWow.Almost as if the same applies to all other events.
>>2205617AWP kills.
>>2205602AIEEEEE quick draft another sanction package
humiliating for d2nk.teammate who left immediatly win an event.that's a record.
85 iq banks snidely shittalking 80iq russians is very entertaining
>#4 in the worldBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2205610>17-2Goddamn nota, chill. He's just a stand-in.
>>2205619no, it's after a long break and an irrevelevant event.
if b0nks had any balls he'd ask dastan about what happened yesterday with y0kindar
now say something nice about VRS
>>2205622>teammate who left immediatly win an event.lucky for him he already has a major
>>2205627damn failcl0wns can't even win an irrelevant eventsad!
Leaving G2 has obliterated both Niko and monesy's career.
>>2205623I was playing Isaac and wasn't fully listening, what did he say lol
>>2205631>hltv pointsfanfiction ranking, VRS is all that matters
>>2205587Niko has taught them well the art of choking so when he doesn't there's a replacement
>>2205595bucharest 2025? yes
VRS is downright retarded I gots to says.
holy shit jame is so fucking goated
>"you can take it, it's yours">bros we forgot the trophy>bros, the trophy>blyat this shit is heavy>help me carry the trophy bros
Jame is so kino. IGL, AWPer, and he frags out and had good ratings. Apex and Karrigan could never
AIEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING YUROSISTERS
>>2205644if you beat #1 #3 #6 on lan, you get bumped upit's a power ranking
>Come on guys, if we win this I'm inviting everyone to indian food.
Do we have any info about James wife?
>russia wins versus EU team>"but how can i seethe about donk"kek
What was he thinking?
>>2205657former kgb agentcurrently making babies non-stop
>>2205656>coach.exe has experienced an unexpected error
EUbros we won another tournament
>>2205644>>2205631I would put them on #9 above current Mongolz and wait to see how they do next 2 tournaments.
holy fraud
>PV better than Falcons and Spiritteam-based cs wins again!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE BUT RUSSIA AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
parivision didn't lose a map, in either the LAN or the online stage
>>2205667???????????
>>2205673Lost overpass to spirit?
>>2205675
>>2205667We need to make it a rule to give mvp to a player from the team that won holy shit what is this?
>>2205667based GOAT rifler is back
>>2205667>only 0.06 more than nota on LAN>nota 1.50 in grands>pari sweeped through #1, #2, #3 on hltv's ranking in the lan portionwhat a joke
>>2205667hltv is so fucking bought
>>2205676yeah. i don't know what i was thinking. i literally looked up the online stage because they only lost one map to spirit, then just completely forgot about it
>>2205667>replace greedy twink that eats up nikos roles and spots>instant mvp
>>2205667All that because this choking piece of shit lifegamed a map against Vitality in the semis. Jame fucking robbed and I'm going to bomb HLTV.
>>2205667KEK such a kike globohomo serviceseethes about russia constantly
>fuck vitality>lose to bookiesOKAY I'M NOTICING
Niko was pretty bad in the online stage, he didn't deserve MVP overallnobody really had a consistent MVP worthy performance this tournament imo, nota got carried hard by the other 4 yesterday
>>2205692yeah that's why they gave it to the serb lmao
well easy for jamefuck hltv
Niko MVP??? Nota MVP???No.Jame MVP.You know it to be true in your heart.
russkies mad lul
>>2205705Yep
>>2205667I don't know how to feel about it. nota pulled a grand final masterclass and is only 0.06 behind niko in the global rating
>>2205711there's just no excuseif you fucking lose like this you need to have a bigger rating lead to get the mvp
>>2205705i felt this way too, he was pretty good in all games while calling and got the mirage clutch which turned the tides when Falcons started coming back. got robbed by 3.0 in two maps of the final despite playing pretty well both maps, that's probably what cost him. he should have gotten some solid 1.10 ratings on both.
/ourguy/ is sometimes funny
>Russia vs EU argument>9/10 players are slavs>1 (one) DaneYou guys are fucking retarded, all Easter europeans are slavs, if 60% of your region speaks russian then it's a slav country, Poland is the only country except from this rule, perhaps some middle east Muslim countries don't apply either since their culture is a bit different but you are all slavs, shut the fuck up, you are all the same.
>>2205717it's literally just 1 russpiggy trying to bait doebeitsonhoweveralbeit
>>2205717Yes he is retarded. You are also retarded getting baited by shit like this.
>>2205716I don't get it, they didn't play ancient
what if that mvp loser precedent is a way the prepare the path to make people accept the ludicrous loser mvps they're planning to give donk to help him win the hltv #1? think about it.
Let's be honest pari can't play against good teams, especially good teams with an active awper since Jame can't compete against good awp players like zywoo but they lucked out and didn't get to play them.
>>2205729>think about it.I have and came to the conclusion that the Saudi PIF paid off hltv to give their players more MVPs.
parivision win krakow?
>>2205729It does definitely feel like they are giving out loser MVPs more often than they used to.
>>2205731well it's always been like this with Jame's teams, they peak on one tournament then they're mostly nowhere for months after that, then they peak again, etc.
>>2205733they're finished. the teams will be fully trained and ready and would have studied parivison.
goat knows goat
>>2205739Redemption? What would he need to redeem himself for?
>>2205731zywoo been meh with the awp lately. molodoy was arguably the best awper lately and he got shut down.
>>2205716
>>2205742Jame the redeemer came to forgive Judastronic
>>2205699no other non-russian choice
damn they're 80 points ahead if sp0r0t
>>2205731>good awp players like zywooyeah or ultimate. they might fold vs a better awp player like broky tho
>>2205746
peak Niko face kek
>>2205748why did d6nk flop so bigly in 2026?
>>2205751type shit
>>2205752m0gixx igl
>>2205752he has no excuses considering how hard he's grinding
>>2205660He's hungry and ready to eat some watermelon, but if he slices it right now he would have to share it with all the Ts around and he won't get to eat enough to feel satisfied, quite a predicament.
LOL
>>2205759monesy staring at the camera.bmp
>>2205751>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>2205759literally Mouz tier, but spending millions of dollars more than Mouzpretty terrible record
>>22057590 elite finalsonly melbourne were their only big event final in an arena and it was because of their honeymoon period.
>>2205762there's a couple of those
>>2205759absolute state of MOUZlims
>>2205748If Spirit fuck up in Krakow they could get majorly fucked by VRS, they're skipping Cluj which has good prize money and all the top teams, and they're playing EPL with the online stage so they can't farm a lot from beating shitters. it could come down to performing well in Rotterdam for their Major stage 3 spot, that's the last tournament beforee invites.
>>2205787they got tournaments invites lined up after the break too so i doubt itbesides, they were the only team to take map off parivision
so hltv at the end of the year does all this prolonged back and forth about exactly where to rank people almost solely based on the evps and mvps and all, but they put the mvp out 10 minutes after the end of the finalhow the fuck does that make sense
>>2205794Cologne invites are sent on April 6, there are no other tournaments they can play
>>2205795what do you mean? they know live after every events played the top 20 ranking. they just keep be entirely open about it otherwise everybody will know who wins the awards.
>>2205795their automated stats/rating systems do most of the work for them
>falcons when they are in the final
lol they counted online in previous tournaments. but this time niko had below 1.00 rating online so they just skipped it completely.most bought off frauds.
>>2205800>they just keep bethey just can't* bederp
>>2205803I agree separating the two is retarded
>>2205802>just watching and filming instead of killing the dog or at least beating it
>>2205803>Unlike last year, only the LAN portion of the tournament was considered to remove unhelpful online data featuring matchups with a significant disparity in level between them.kek, Parivision played a team ranked above them in the 2nd online match (Astralis) and ENCE who they were on par with ranking, that's so fair towards Pari players when considering the award
>>2205808Hi thirdie.
>>2205800the harry guy said on the top 20 podcast with thorin that he was arguing for weeks about a couple of the placementsthey had a graph of the mvp/evp points earned and it absolutely was not 1:1 with the top 20, unless there were huge powergaps>>2205801right but there's absolutely subjectivity in who gets mvps/evps
>>2205758thx anon
>>2205809correction, i see Ence were now way lower before the tournament started, i thought they were closer to top 20. but still good tier 2 team vs bad tier 2 team with similar results previous year apart from the Pari major run, there no huge disparity. unbelievably stupid reasoning from HLTV to not consider the online stage, especially when an underdog run like this happens.
kyousuke would get 2 minimum in all of those nonstop hits on his site, won't take too much away from this warmup event that won't be remembered 2 months from now but if monesy was playing like his normal self this would be winnable even if it was retake simulator
how does pari keep neutralizing top players?d0nk, molobot and botesy crumbling...
>>2205826jame has actual aura, unlike the midget freak, the pizza face, and the twink
6 lost finals in a row
oh god Lame fanboys are really gonna milk this event for the next 4 years until he appears again, aren't they?
>>2205802>abusing the dog not letting it go outside til it pisses itself insidefucked upi don't have a doggy door but mine knows how to ask people to let them out
>>2205833nah we're gonna milk the krakow and cologne major
real jame fans type in broken english because they are eastern european. you can tell these niggas are just f0zetards pretending to be jame fans
>>2205833>>2205841failclowns lost, get over it
>9-13>11-13>11-13now let's just imagine they had HIM...........2026 is falcons era
Russian reactions to PARIVISION winning BLAST Bounty:>somewhere right now, a team with a bear on their logo, Perfecto on their captain, and a problem on their coach is sad, watching the results of those they wronged>I'm so happy for Jame, after all this time he not only returned to tier-1, but also won a tier-1 tournament, and did it with complete newcomers. And zweih was able to prove that the problem wasn't him. I hope they put on an equally impressive performance in Krakow.>Second Coming>I haven't been this surprised in a long time, an intellectual game from Jame, a god-level captain>jame is great. honestly, watching his yt channel, I thought his career was over. but he literally repeats what the Hobbit did back in the day with Gambit. Great job.>Nice guys. Simply the best!!! I'm especially glad that the young talents showed their talent and didn't waver.>how ironic is it that PV are the opposite of VP in everything down to the letters)))>was m0nesy even in that match? I didn't notice, or was he also replaced? Now I'm waiting for Pimp to justify the Falcons again, saying they're a great team and should win every tournament.>Revenge for Copenhagen major, m0nesy baby cry cry hard, today Jame's PC didn't crash((((>VIRTUS PRO MANAGEMENT KILL YOURSELVES>I am tired of rooting for these arabian dogs, they deserve death for all pain they cause to their fans, I am giving you dogs one last chance before you get your worst hater, fuck you blonde cuck>bosnian homofaggot robbed MVP, classic HLTV, ragebaiting for no reason>m0nesy without pressure: s1mple 2. m0nesy with 0.000.3% pressure: osee 0.5.>last round fully covers falcons: running around with shit in their pants, veterans afraid of children on their 2nd big LAN and their first big lan grand final as they hope to get overtime vs a team that 4 months ago was frequently called 322 in CCTs =)>rumor has it kyousuke spiked m0nesy's coffee today to stay on the team. just a rumor.
>out awp'd shiro>out awp'd molodoy>out awp'd monesyhe's a good player
>>2205854>Revenge for Copenhagen major, m0nesy baby cry cry hard, today Jame's PC didn't crash((((lol
>>2205656Literally obsessed with us
>>2205656i think he's algerian which makes sense because there's millions of them in france
this was parivision's superbowl, they sweated like crazy all break long for something that was a glorified prac for real teams, good decision of course since they get invites now but no one truly cares about blast mickey mouse online bananza>>2205844name a top team that didn't lose to parivision, if they didn't lose to them they lost to falcons with a stand in, gamerlegion, eyeballers or monte kek
someone tell teses urine therapy is hippie pseudoscience and grossit also clearly isn't helping the team, no matter what Lars has said
>>2205759at least better than fake clan
>>2205877G2
zweih 3 trophiesmakazze 0
>>2205854where is this from, dvach?
>>2205901telegram
https://x.com/zweih1437/status/2015521014940041683Goat
>>2205897Bb-but he got benched after he said my fat Albanian ass was going to get benched. Ww-we won. <- Average NaVi copers brain. Give them the bench d'or or they retire
>>2205878Fermented urine contains stem cells and is good for you anon!
>>2205832Renounce the anti-christ (NiKo) and return to Gamers2. We will welcome you back with open arms!
I was confused why the game kept naggin about optimal settings each launchit was nvidia app optimizing it
>>2205956>nvidia appNigga why are you installing that shit?
>>2205968I own nvidia gpu
>>2205970So do I but I only install the driver.
>>2205976I own oled monitor and nvidia app has rtx hdr/super res which are convenientI use the overlay to check fps and such. The filters can be used ingame to enable AI hdr featureits good at recording video, managing settings like gsyncupsates drivers with a couple clicks
>>2205854lol the Pimp thing is spot on, right after the game he was saying Falcons would have won with Kyosuke
>>2205956https://wiki.cachyos.org/installation/installation_prepare/
objective top 20 ranking4chan>g2>parivision >furia reddit>falcons>spirit>naviboth>faze>mongolz facebook>vitality>mouzliveleak>liquid>astralis only liked by their countrymen>aurora>3dmax>pain>legacywho car>the rest
>>2205998Begone Linux tranny
4chan>Falchads>parivision>furia>aurora>3dmaxreddit>f0ze>sp0r0t>n0vi>b0tality>mouz>gl>g2who car>the rest
4chan>Vitality>FazeReddit>Spirit>Navi>Falcons>Furia>MOUZ>G2Who cares>the rest
4chanfaze
niko grand finals maps won: 58niko grand finals maps lost: 54
Falcons problem is strictly mental. They have the fire power, the have the coms, they have the strats, but they don’t have mental fortitude. They immediately recoil in disgust after getting killed and tilt beyond belief. They need apEX or karrigan to fix the mental situation.
>>2206053They aren't getting any other IGL, NiKo is retiring in Falcons and he's doing that as the leader, especially now that huNter- did it as well.All Falcons now have left to do is pray that retard power will be enough to fluke an event or two. They will never be a tactic-heavy team like MOUZ, NAVI, PARIVISIONs of the world, it's obvious with their management trajectory.
>>2206053ah yes karrigan the grand finals choker and apex who gets a meltdown whenever he gets killed.but as you said the problem is mental. they can't handle the pressure, they faced vitality thinking it was already over, with their stand in, etc... so they played loose and they kep winning duels against vitality members still in holiday mode. but when they are near te finish line and can finally win, they shit their pants, play too passive when their playstyle is based on their skill. then niko tries moves, fucks up, gets frustrated. also knowing that the whole world of cs celebrate whenever you lose must feel bad.
tier-1 trophy before:Aurora/EFFalconsMOUZFaZe
Flyquest have won more LANs this year than Niko.
BIG have won the most LANs in 2026.
>>2206097They've won the same amount as Flyquest and Paravision (true top two teams)
>>2206034>4chan: the things I like even if they're clearly not 4chan>reddit: the things I don't like, even if they're clearly not redditebin
Parivision will win the major.
>>2206108Mashallah brother
Dastan says he doesn't beef with goofy ass niggas
>>2206103>They've won the same amount as Flyquest and ParavisionCombined. Sorry bro but German CS is just a step above.
4chungus>G02>N0vi>p0rivision>flyq0est>her0ic>passi0n uareddit>failcl0wns>m0uz>f0ze>sp0r0t>v0tality>m0ngolz>p00ria>bc.g0meboth>l0qu0d>asstral0ss>gaymerlegi0nfacebook>fn0tic>n0pliveleak>leg0cy>>2206004I like Aurora and Pain and I'm neither a roach nor a monkey. These 2 teams have an international appeal.
>>2206053It's like you don't know the team at all. What they need right now, as of this moment, is another star rifler to replace tes0s.
>>2206139incomplete roster bro please try to understand we're waiting on just 1 more superstar
BIG, who essentially started from scratch, on February's VRS rank update will be placed #28Right below BC.Game at #27LOL what a daylight robbery for SAW, whoever sold that spoiled milk of a core deserves half of the transfer money
>>2206143big have filled the lan wins component so they can't rise as fast anymore. they'll need head2head vs better teams now.buying the saw core was the most retarded thing ever. they similarly had only vrs from winning shit lans.
>basedMy team (G2)>cringeYour team (Anything else)
>>2206148>big have filled the lan wins component so they can't rise as fast anymoreWhy didn't BC.Game just show up to 2 random LANs as well and rise fast?
>>2206149Based G2King2026 might be our year, depending on paypal.
I often think about violently stabbing NER0 to death
>>2206151honestly probably that simple can't be bothered travelling to shit t3 lans
>>2205443kek
btw jame was 0-9 vs g2 with niko and monesy
KWAB
psychoanalysis of top 20 teams (VRS) fans (real fans, those who rate this team at #1 in any matchup, not including "oh I like them on the side =)" crowd):>FURIAbrazilian or counterculture russian>Vitalityfrench, jewish, self-loathing russian or you hate cs2>Falconssecondary, a football fan, or a "too good for donk" russian>PARIVISIONbandwagoner, tier-2 schizo, or old school non-conformist>Natus Vincereredditor, ukrainian, or romanian>Spiritrussian, homeless s1mple fan, or a cs2 tourist>MOUZ"I am top 0.000.3% in IQ" redditor, or jewish>FaZemajors-only secondary, or american>MongolZmongolian>B8ukrainian>Auroraturkish, brand-loyal russian>Liquidmentally ill>Legacybrazilian, or underdog whisperer>GamerLegionpolish, "wait where's ash?">G2"actually I watched them for HUNTER and not for NiKonesy, nope" or slovakian>3DMAXyeah right>Astralislithuanian, danish or "actually I watched them for HOOXI and not for NiKonesy, nope">HEROICanarchist, drug addict, danish ("too good for astralis")>paiNcounterculture brazilian>NIPcounterculture ukrainian, schizo danish, or coping polish
>>2206154So not telling s1mple to get his shit together is worth 2.5 mil to BC.Game?
>>2206178who knows? they probably think of it as a big ad for their gambling site.
>>2206182You know what a really good ad is? Having the super popular guy (who allegedly gets payed 100k a month) go out to a LAN, smash some tier 3 teams, take a couple of photos and give out autographs. Much better than having the same guy play bs online qualifiers instead.
>>2206151>>2206154it was from winning $75k and beating some teams at bucharest
>>2206139Niggas unironically got worse with time. That's impressive.
Jame is a gift from the heavens. Faze is getting raped and I was losing hope, but not anymore. PARI is life.
kyxsan's or the Lars Robl guy's brother is next btw.
>>2206189you're right, bucharest added a bunch but there's also this
>>2206195but anyone can get that at any time playing fragadelphiasthey have 312+281 bounty points from playing t1.5 opponents at bucharest
What is he thinking right now?
>saves s0mple's career
>>2206208>thinkingthere's not a single cogent thought behind those eyes
>>2206208winning krakow
>>2206212he's doing a hell of a job so faror is the intent to get him to decide the gambling money isn't worth it and join liquid or g2 or some shit
>>2206208what to get to eat. kfc or mcdonalds
okay bounty still used old patchhow many mp7s in krakow?
https://x.com/smartbackwards/status/2015496554031800742humiliation ritual
>>2206212based elessar
>>2206212saves?he decided to take upon himself to end s0mple's career and rid cs2 of evil that is he and his cancerous fanssasha is like a fungus, killed by navi, killed by falcons twice, killed by faze, but still somehow keeps popping up and polluting the sceneonce bcg bomb out of krakow and lose all chances for an invite to tier-1, his mission will be complete
>>2206226yes
>2206177Worst /cs2g/ post oat. A post so bad, even the 0tranny and f0zetard would unite to shit on it.
>>2206264shan't be scrolling up to find that post sorry
this is still probably the best hltv mvp pic of all timethe look of pain on monesy contrasting with the white jacket really as he holds a loser mvp of the penultimate event with nobody else even close in rating sells the idea of his 2025
>>2206280
>2206276kys
>>2206280it's even better here >>2205832
>>2206264>>2206177>>2206288>>2206276
>>2206280donk betboom dacha mvp photo mogs
>2206293>>2206288
>>2206299meant for>>2206293
>2206304thanks tranny jannynow kys
>>2206307meant for>>2206304
they are still blaming my nigga rene when they make him play the most despicable positions.
JUST GOT HOME AND MAN O MAN, FINALLY SOME JUSTICE ON THIS GAY EARTH. EAT SHIT AND DIE M0NESY AND NIKO, TODAY JAME'S PC DIDN'T CRASH YOU KEKS.
>>2206361(and topfragged 2/3 maps)
>>2206361Sorry bro NiKo just can't get into the groove without diddling kyousuke and m0NESY dips in form from double the pounding. What I'm really saying is Falcons need just one more star player.
>JAME TIM-ACKNot so fast, parifags.
>>2206386is mario just the tallest living guatemalan or is this a squad of certified manletos?
>>2206361boo hoo nigganobody is blaming him for the final, but he's been mid since he changed roles. shame because before kyousuke he looked really good, but it is what it is.
lol
>>2206409based ner0 really did a number on the russians
>>2206394his enormous mass is causing a localized gravitational distortion that's shrinking everyone around him as they're sucked into him
>>2206386why did they skip Bounty? they made no changes
>>2206386sunpaypal is such a shitter but i cant hate him. he has the face only good guys have, hope g2 NEVER kicks him
Guys I made this craft as a way to try to heal the rift between faze and vitality fans. We need to stand together to fully neutralize the donk menace.
>>2206386>>2206419>paypal in the center instead of hunteris it because he's the shortest or is there a deeper meaning?either way it means he's here to stay so g2 is finished rip
>>2206422billions must love
>>2206386look at that fucking massive thigh on the left goddAMN BOY
reminder>>2205877>>2198703I don't enjoy downplaying pari's efforts cause I like them, people were even accusing me of being a delusional jame fan all last year whenever they played but retards are being overly obnoxious. their strat wouldn't work on the real lineup or even this one if nucleonz played at a somewhat acceptable level, 11 kills total as ct across 3 maps when they were only coming to his site, that's as much as kyousuke would get in 6 rounds max under those circumstances. no one rates this tournament highly not even jame, this and bounty s2 after player break are the lowest importance events on the calendar that will actually be attended by teams who aren't desperate for vrs. your team lost to either of the finalists or actual t3 teams, and not even that matters since this was just warmup for krakow, a chance to play opponents they never face or a vrs farm to everyone involved
did not read btw
it wasn't addressed to you, no worries retardbro
>>2206530>they didn't trydoubt it. besides, this is right before krakow and teams have surely practiced for that
Niko getting MVP has like double the comments of Pari winning article lolYou know it's bad when practically everyone on the site agrees it was undeserved. Usually a good portion of HLTV trolls like to take the contrarian line and defend it, but not this time.
>>2206548you should need like 1.40 minimum to be considered for 0-3 losers mvp
>>2206551Yeah, i remember Zywoo got it with like 1.60 in that EPL vs Mouz, and even he got rinsed for it.
Donk is back to raping on faceit. Watch your ass Jame, the GOAT won't let that loss happen again.
>>2206566it will be interesting to see krakow. because maybe spirit wasn't that bad and it was just pari that was insane.we'll see in just a few days-
>>2206548I disagreed with several of hltv's mvps and evps last year and didn't expect niko to get it either, but I can understand why after seeing parivision's mouz-esque overall stats. nota was invisible in the qf and sf then mostly spent his time bullying the noobie in the final, and the stats ner0 and striker obsess over like per round win ones are very much in niko's favor, most took vitality winning it all for granted too so stopping them with a carry performance was a big argument for him also
>>2206422Nice craft bro, but I'm afraid your peace attempt will be short lived as vitality and faze are set to face eachother based on the results of the upper bracket in krakow. I expect the 2 fan groups to go after eachothers scalps.
>>2206623f0ze loses their first match stupid ass nigga lmao
>>2206623pari coming in and raping faze and then botality
>>2206531meant for >>2206530>>2206532meant for >>2206531the tranny janny has inspired me to do salary free cleanups, your welcome
>>2206623t0tal f0ze r0pe
>>2206530>their strat wouldn't work on the real lineup clearly worked on spirit and pooria, or are we gonna pretend -chopper +magixx is some massive change when even magixx said that all he has to do is translate hally's will onto the server, or that furia are... le rusty>that's as much as kyousuke would get in 6 rounds max cope all you wantthere's no guarantee shartsuke would perform betterthere's no guarantee choko would lifegame out of his ass with a full lineupall this is baseless "muh trajectory" talk>lowest importance events on the calendar that will actually be attended by teams who aren't desperate for vrsit's still a tier-1 event which the likes of >>2206074 can't get
>Let me know... DOYULUVEMELOLOMEWAYUSEDTOLUVINYABODY
>>2206622>mostly spent his time bullying the noobie in the finalhe also bullied Teses as much as Nucleonz. Vitality tried to bully Nucleonz on mirage as well and they ended up being bullied instead. also Nota wasn't bad against Spirit, he had a solid statline and got robbed by 3.0 because of many deaths. And completely ignoring the online part of the tournament is ludicrous, they're giving MVP for a tier 1 tournament based on 3 games.
When I was born my first words were Faze up.
>>2206731deadcock fans:>yoo release sooncs2 fans:>wow I can't believe audio engineers DIDN'T RELEASE VAC THIS UPDATE, VALVE HATES US, btw why did they remove the ability to buy 20 keys, that's gonna be inconvenient for my case opening marathon
>>2206731That's a pretty big change for anubis tho
>>2206731Hey there were like 3 changes in an excel sheet too>>2206715True about the online part, especially since it's single elim but it wasn't a sudden decision they decided it ahead of time at least, probably after all the shit they got for giving zywoo evp and robbing zont1x due to their inclusion one of the last bounties
Nobody expected Jame to win. I mean really. People like to meme about Jame but nobody expects Jame to win.
>>2206074Interesting you didn't mention m0ng0lz
>>2206750I forgot to mention NAVI, actuallyMongolZ have a tier-1 trophy in EWC, that's a legit win no matter how you look at it
>>2206751huh I forgot they won anything after thunderpickwdym navi this roster is relatively new
>>2206752If we're starting the race by January 2025, by the creation of Jame's PARI and formation of "BELCHONOKK - nota - Jame" core, then NAVI are also tier-1 losers of the race.And they aren't new, the "Aleksib - iM - b1t" core is quite elderly now
>>2206752>wdym navi this roster is relatively new2023 was 3 years ago
Cant wait for this 100 Thieves lineup to fizzle out in tier4 matchfixing hell lmao wtf were they thinking
a million bucks to win $72,880 in prize money
>>2206782and how much in fix money
wait falcons actually lost lmaochoko and chokenesy have to be the most KWABed players alive. honestly deserved for being locker room canca
>>2206801it's almost poetic even for failclowns>4 quadrillion spent on players (who ghost in big moments)>another 4 quadrillion spent on support staff (who practice buddhism memes whatever)>Still lose to Jame + 4 random russian kids getting paid $1000 and a bag peanuts each month
It's literally up: https://youtu.be/wfwjeLE_bQI?si=JhbSJIxZrmnePI6z
apparently parivision spent $2.000.000 on this roster overallone kyousuke = all parivisionlolll
And you could have it allMy empire of dirt...
>Niko lost
>>2206839which game is this from
>>2206860Gotta be the last major.
>>2206801when will m0nesy leave this choker. FFS. The choking dna has seeped into his brain. Now he has it. Only donk can save him now. Get that dog sh1tro off spirit and let's watch the greatest duo to ever play cs
>>2206860>>2206864it's cologne, evident by crying donk, that particular mousepad and the blue backdrop with the shade often used by ESL
>>2206869But they won Cologne last year?
>>2206870yeah, so?
>>2206877Why's he crying then?
>>2206889because tears of joy? god how can people be this stupid...probably a vitafan
>>2206889he said winning cologne was his childhood dream and after bombing out of 2024 cologne with a horrible rating he briefly considered quitting cs altogether
>>2206868>falcons -m0nesy +shirofalcons would get to every final and lose its the ultimate 2nd place choker lineup
For what purpose? Who's sitting at the edge of their seats waiting for the reveal of who it's gonna be that says "they just gotta play their own game" before and between every map?
>>2206898it's probably some ex-pro with a following like jL or chopper or Edward or something
>>2206899>edwardHe streamed 1.6 not so long ago.
>>2206898>no pimp, mahousnake or muricans/thirdies on the desksplendid
>>2206916>no [...] thirdies on the deskBet there's a Serbian right there?
>>2206920I'm giving janko a pass
>>2206731To be fair CS2 got considerable changes in the code but nobody is paying attention to it, they changed the spray registration backend, the way subtick registers jumps got changed, the stamina system for jumping and landing got changed, they changed the network feedback and the game response time went from 7 frames to just 4 frames (on ideal conditions with low ping), I see all of that as massive changes but nobody cares because these are no visual changes and "you can't see them" but after feeling the 4 frame kill feedback with damage prediction off I don't wanna go back, of course they had to fuck things up with the false positive VAC bans, fucking retards.
>>2206898bruh, why are they hiring ynk in the big 2026? bro only knows how to glaze niko/falcons, most biased analyst there is
>>2206920ynk is the most firstie-coded serb to ever live thougheverbeit
>>2206868ngl I think it might be too late. it's as you said, the choko stench is on him and it lowkey might it be permanent atpidk if even having karrigan/apex igl can remove it, or if donk can carry him out of it
>niko le choker
no one cares duden0k0
it's uphttps://youtu.be/sB92APIy_Ic
I'm gonna miss Scrawnders kino at Krakow
>>2207013Fuck off James
is he better than you?
>>2207049can't play faceit so can't tell exactly but I've beaten a shit ton of faceit 8 in premier only to get shat on by some 6k elo shitters if it helps
I think I speak for everybody when I say we need Spirit vs BC Game at Krakow. I want to see donk destroy s1mple to claim the goat title for himself.
>>2207049I don't play Faceit
>>2207049I don't play CS2
>his last gameholy goat
>>2206731we dont need giga updates just fix the shit thats wrong and change the maps every once and a while
>>2207057>I want to see donk destroy s1mple to claim the goat title for himselfThat's not how that works.
https://youtu.be/xdZ9ajzhXhw
>>2207049I didn't play in almost 10 years but probably not, I think he and stunna are the only male talent that aren't lvl 10, can't even find scrawny or launders so maybe they're not either
>>2207079scrawny 2k elo but this nigger doesnt even play the game
>>2206868-broky+m0NESY
magixx is too rotund. he's a balloon, a zepelin. they need to strap him to the floor so he doesn't float out of the venue
>>2207086>because joining the team that can reach playoffs only during majors and then chokes is better than the team choking in playoffs of everry events
>>2207057
>>2207089to be fair to f0ze they didn’t choke at starladder, vitality wad simply better
>>2207112Yeah, they should have never been there and Vitality shitting on them was the expected outcome.
>>2206418>why did they skip Bounty?Because Bounty is a terrible tournament format for top teams. Unless you get to top 4 you're essentially guaranteed to lose VRS points.
>>2207135beta mindset.
>>2207139Sure but playing it safe and preparing for a real event in Krakow instead of playing in a meme tournament is still valid from an organization viewpoint.
When I watch Zyw00's POV, I see a 2000 ELO conman that baits and steals his teammates kills.When I watch Kyousuke's POV, I see Leonardo Da Vinci painting his masterpiece.
Why is Maui such a bitter manlet?
Is ZywOo the device of CS2?
>>2207186>Why is Maui such a bitter manlet?>Why is Maui a manlet?>Maui manletYou answered you own question
bruh the donk glaze is insaneI hope Jame and co. humbles him again
>>2207189insane aura
>>2207187i was going to say at least device doesn't go 0.54 vs falcons but yikes unc is washed
>>2207186it should be maj3r instead of snax
>>2207189Yeah I noticed it too, the first 30 seconds of the trailer was just donkey boy highlights. Not to worry tho, Jame is gonna rape him again.
>>2207186>>2207188Realtalk though. MauiSnake as his name implies is a fucking Snake. He's ego knows no bounds, he sucks off any proplayer that associates with him and revises his takes in real time to claim he has always said something and that he was right all along. I unironically rate him even lower as an analyst than p0mp.
>>2207193I meant as in like device is an exceptionally skilled player surrounded by an all time great team but due to that he is rated lower than s1mple/donk who have more gravitas and individual carry performances.
>>2207186snax was decent but it just felt like such a nepo pick up to get into a top 5 team after spending 5 years in t3 cs
>>2207189They glaze him because he gets them views. They're a company trying to maximize profits. Obviously they wouldn't put ZywOo in the thumbnail because it would get like 35 views.
>>2207186big difference between>attacking A 3 times>doing the exact same hit on A 3 times in a rowbut polacks can't read and have a big victim complexnobody ever said "I love TaZ and Snax, I'd never be here without them" but xiELO said it about Dastan and Jame as soon as he could, very telling
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb8ISDm6gVQ
gays and women now have a new underdog crushlooksmaxxers and /hm/bros, rate him
>>2207220I see Master Jame has thought him well.
>>2207219>bro ffs valve gay and stupid i wish it was still csgo bro csgo faking perfect cs2 dogshit fuck valvesummarized every loba vid
https://kick.com/hltvorghltv confirmed livespunj a happy chappy
>>2207239Literally nobody is watching that slop
>>2207239>spunjShan't be watching
>>2207239>spunjlocked TF in
>>2206896>after bombing out of 2024 cologne with a horrible rating he briefly considered quitting cs altogetherholy weakmind kek, almost quit after failing once, zoomer grindsetit could be that Spirit have only a year to make the roster work before donk ragequits the game lol
>>2207256>it could be that Spirit have only a year to make the roster work before donk ragequits the game lolIn that case rip Spirit and donk
Ranks just updated
>>2207260>hltv rankwho cares
>>2207260spiritbros...donkeysissies......
sorry i meant to post the real ranking
>>2207260>faze still #5based
>>2207269If anything that just proves how retarded the hltv ranking is
>>2207272seethe troonFAZE UP
>>2207274Yeah w/e nigga you have fun with broky in 2026
>>2207267Can somebody actually tell me how navi is ahead of spirit. Didn't they get raped in the first round of bounty and have worse results than Spirit last year
>>2207288navi beat furia (#1) at the major
>>2207288zweih and chopper held 2/5ths of the points Spirit earned with them. They left, so Spirit lost 2/5ths of their points.NAVI had a big result at the major, giving him a big bump in the ranking
>>2206889because tears of joy? god how can people be this stupid...probably a f0zefan
>>2207260Vitality managed 77 weeks at #1, tied with Navi now, only Astralis is above
>*listening to hltv podcast*>"parivision is boring" (no explanation)>"NIKO IS LE INSANE"nah fuck these balkan niggers
>>2207372HLTV Is a Jewish run organization I'm pretty sure. or saudi. forgot which one
>>2207373i thought striker was some yugo nigger but apparently he's czechbut still--disgusting gum smile showing--very very disrespectful
>>2207372parivision was called entertaining because of how simple their gameplay looks and how they keep enemy superstars on a tight leashwhat version of the podcast you're listening to, I dunno
>>2207380spunj said that
>>2207382he said finals was interesting because of parivision's macro plays multiple times now
>>2207326not even close to correctyou can even see on that pic that it says "chopper sh1ro tn1r donk zweih"
>>2207390thought it's about hltv rating, my bad vroNAVI have fresher LAN wins from Stage 2 and Thunderpick, Spirit bombed out often
>watch a couple of parivision vlogs (they have subtitles)>start getting recommended random russian videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfT8rrR61I>karrigan and Twistzz pick ropz Also bitch ass NiKo picking HeavyGOAT, probably wishes he had stayed with G2.
>>2207504>probably wishes he had stayed with G2.Fr, hunter- igl with NiKo, m0NESY, HeavyGod and MATYS under SAW is a team with an era.
VP playing cct instead of krakow
>>2207514ch0k0 and monkeysy don't deserve good team matesthat's why i wish teses gets kicked this year
>>2207529>ch0k0 and monkeysy don't deserve good team matesSuch is the price of selling out to muslims
I'm calling it right now. G2 is winning Krakow.
All I want is for THE GOAT to go to Stage 2 and face ZywOo.
>>2207570donk is already in stage 2
>>2207571Slow your roll bro. donk can still end up being the next coldzera.
Locked in. Krakow https://x.com/fazeesports/status/2015895716892422225
>>2207559i hope so g2 bro as much as i want to believe in parivision, i just can't see them going all the way in a setting like that (yet)
>>2207575I just know sAw and huNtah- having been cooking. 2026 is the year of the HeavyGoat.
>>2207573Impossible. Peak donk is 1.4 rated. Even if he becomes giga washed he's still at prime niko and cold's level (1.2 rated)
>>2207577>he's still at prime niko levelGOAT choker level?
>>2207573>2024: #1>2025: #2>2026: outfragged by magixx this nigga will be in Boston Crab next year
>>2207574locked in for the last place and early exit kek
>>2207583>last placeFaZe can consider themselves lucky they had the fraudulent major run to Krakow stage 2 so that's impossible kek
>>2207577If you said in 2017 that coldzera was going to fucking disappear next year people would've said the exact same thing but the rating adjusted to pre-3.0 bloat.
>nota's best highlights from BLAST Bounty Season 1 grand finalniggaz just straight up trolling at this point kek
>>2207616>Editor's note:>This is a sponsored post in partnership with Allstar.gg.allstar knows
>>2207574Please, please boys. I only ask you to bring me one more, just one more please.
>>2207685one more last place coming rrrrrright up
>>2207685No can do
Krakow arena has 50% bigger capacity than Katowice, that's cool, almost as big as Cologne
Get your bets in now: Will the VRS wizard messioso be able to facilitate a meteoric VRS rise akin to BIG?
>>2207735big farmed their easy points, it will be harder to rise further, now they'll need some real winsi think it will be the same for 100thieves. they'll get to mid 20s easy but after that we'll see if they're good enough to get into tournaments.
>>2207746>big farmed their easy pointsTrue. Raping tier 2/3 randoms isn't the most difficult thing but you still need to get it done. I know that they have legends of the game on their roster but still I am doubtful.
yuge update
>random ass bug fixes and map fixesawesome. keep it up. good job, proud of you.
Paritrannies have been acting real smug after their freakoid team beat falchads without kyosuke and zonic. This won't happen again so enjoy it, FAGS!
btw m0nesy isn't good anymore because he stopped playing kz
Just got my first gaming chair
>>2207860me too
>>2207864based made in abyss reader
>>2207860>castors on tile/concretedumbass>>2207864>castors on woodbigger dumbass
>>2207860>>2207864Wow, vitality brutally mogs faze on the chair battle. Regroup fazesissies, the boys in yellow win this one.
>fragmovie for the guy they robbedstakelifetelevison are really havin a laugh huh
>start playing recently>mostly get bodiedpeople are so good at this game, I absolutely cannot fight anyone. I lose peek fights against anyone.
>>2207888https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/106866380/#q106914537looks like this is the only good post you've ever made
#VforVictory
>>2207895SOVL
>>2207891that one's bad too, timemore c2's a shit grinder
>>2207895kek based
>>2207910not him but sybau
insane how butthurt hltv is by russians that they didn't give jame mvp
>>2207916teaniggas out
>>2207514n0k0 is not neededin fact he brings down any team he's a part ofmay0nesy should've stayed and we would've been in the middle of a g2 era
>>2207583
when is we getting cache
>>2207967Knowing valve probably mid year lmao. Its going to be like the train remake, valve is gonna put it on comp first and then on premier at the end of the year.
>>2207967after cologne (i am coping)
Why is it Krakow this year? Are they still having a Kato? Krakow is so much nicer than Katowice lol
>>2207988epl 24 playoffs in fall are at katowice, but krakow is the """new katowice"""
Why can't we have Cologne be our The International? It feels like it's something that's begging to happen. That fucking trophy is iconic at this point.
>>2208000>Why can't we have Cologne be our The International?V0lve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcIMZ4FJ6dE
>>2208000GabeN likes Dota quite a lot and sees CS as the forgotten stepchild that's only good for making skins money. I recall the pro CS scene was asked if they would consider the idea of a TI equivalent years ago and largely said no because they preferred the stickers money over a huge prize pool.
hell yeah
>>2208051>huge prize poolI thought that wasn't even a thing anymore
>>2208060Uhhhhh vitality bros????
>>2208060>SEE APEX, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR VITALITY AT KRAKOW.
>>2208051A world championship would have stickers too though
haha remember?
>>2208068>>2208072f0ze niggas already got the copes ready>>2208075KWAB!!!!!
>>2208077>talk about vitality>bring up faze out of nowheretruly buckbroken
>bring up vitality out of nowheretruly and indubitably, buckbroken
>>2208072>well I think flamez is kinda cute y'know
>>2208091why do you keep posting variations on this
>>2208104meant for >>2208090
https://www.dust2.us/news/70023/lake-shares-career-aspirations-outside-of-na-i-want-to-go-to-europeHELP HELLP PLWASE VALVE REGION LOCK THIS SHOT OR SOMERHONFG MAKE IT STOP
>>2208138if enough nabros go to eu, eu becomes na
>niko gets blast mvp>nota's best highlights from BLAST Bounty Season 1 grand final
Why did he never go pro?
>>2208138I mean, it's only understandable. at the end of the day, m80 can only go so far and europe has the all the talent and teams rn. I don't blame him
>>2208185Whats the point if you live in burgerland
How many for the GOAT rifler at krakow?
>>2208240man I dunno, you'd expect they could beat legacy+fut, but that online shit was worrying. he had basically no impact
>>2208244egotronic the krieg abuser will be lucky to be even 3rd best rifler of all time in Russia lol
Just had a micro-insult at work yeaterday, anyways FaZe UP!
>>2208185he's always been a bit of a shitter that can only abuse the awp desu, he's better as a streamer/content creator supporting NA so he's still based
>>2208249>krieg abuser...https://youtu.be/lg1pga4lvVg?si=hj7yEGGETS_3rQ07
https://www.hltv.org/news/43673/ash-i-want-to-prove-myself-i-want-to-play-with-the-best-players-and-i-want-to-win-trophiesWhich team is he going to go to? My bet is on Liquid if they're not broke or Falcons if they get fed up with zonic after even more failures.
>>2208396#welcome to VP
>>2208396who the fuck want to hire a coach that just suddenly leaves because of le burnout?
>>2208412what burnout, he was kicked
peep the prize money LOOOOOOLgenius coach my ass, especially has a sharp eye for awpers
>>2208412His burn out is fixed now.>>2208421He benched himself tho.
>>2208425this doo has a girls name
>>2208396He's gonna do content creation or analysis at events, he had teams wanting his services when his stocks were at their highest and he instead extended his contract with gamerlegion when he already knew he had higher ambitions, less than 1 month later at Dallas he was done trying to turn them into contenders. He griefed himself, his stocks are very low and any team that would want to give him a chance would have to pay a buyout, only teams in a similar situation as gamerlegion would be interested certainly not falcons, maybe best case scenario faze or liquid since they're gonna need to rebuild and he has an eye for scouting talent>>2208425He did actually want molodoy before furia, but gamerlegion were too poor
>>2208396Liquid seems appropriate, Falcons are too big for him, he couldn't keep the egos in check
>>2208396>he was so sad, depressed and burnt-out that he had to bench himself>a month later he's ready, he's energized and can't wait to play with the hottest dudesis this a sponsored article?
>>2208412A team that wants a good coachThe hate on ash is almost comical now, it's clear the players loved him and he did build several great rosters with the peanuts budget random ass org named GAMER LEGION gave him.If he was still around, PR wouldn't go out and say "I want to leave this shithole so bad" first thing into the year, evident by him saying that ash is his "unc" in that same interview
>>2208412burnout = I'm not getting paid enough for this shit.
>>2208443>The hate on ash is almost comical nowit's like this with every coach, they seem to me more hated than players nowadaysi think it's envy because they think coaches are paid to do nothing
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389134/virtuspro-vs-nemiga-cct-season-3-europe-series-13kek vp is trying to cheat now
>>2208457xd
“Bro there’s no goats in Kraków, it’s a Polish city…”The goat in Kraków:
>>2208460He'll never be truly good again until he ditches that lame ass haircut since 2023, he needs a prime s1mple buzzcut again
It's time to lock in, Virtus.bros
>>2208437>best case scenario faze or liquid>he has an eye for scouting talentNot for AWPers though and both teams desperately need a good one lmao
>>2208481Keep reading
why did you failed to become pro? you could have lifted this trophy
>>2208501subtick stole my skill
bounty? nobody caresonly thing that matters is the major
>>2208501same reason you failed your english classes
>>2208501>you could have lifted this trophy>Cologne 2018>literally won by prime s1mple beating prime Astralisyeah, call me a pessimist, but i couldn't have
>>2208490Him allegedly wanting molodoy but not getting him doesn't matter, something, something, even a broken clock is right 2 times a day.
>>2208501I can't even get out of sub 2000 elo
>>2208511Bro... It's never been easier to get 2k
WE UP VIRTUS.BROS GET IN HEREhttps://kick.com/cct_cs
>>2208513yeah, i regularly see people who were something like stuck in level 7 in GO (with a lot of matches and hours, not new players) and they are now lvl 10 in the low 2000s, not improving further
>>2208510You only need to scout the best awper since monesy once, if he'd been in one of those orgs at the time they would now have him instead of furia and there would be no need to find another awper for many years to come
do people seriously care so much about cache? it's same tier of shit map vertigo is
>>2208529Just like train, everyone was hyped but no one actually wanted to play it and it got removed, shock
>>2208514>the player pictures shake when they get shotwho thought this is a good idea?
>>2208536the makers of kino
THE KING OF ESPORTS HAS POSTED! https://youtu.be/asjpIxFCS20?si=92mpS-AZJt39liMc
>>2208501im a retard. after watching mid players winning events and giga frauds like fraudigan and chopper winning antwerp, shanghai, cologne and kato. i think i should have tried instead of playing for fun
ENTER.
>>2208572/ourguy/ needs to get free from the macacos and rejoin godquid
>>2208577>rejoin godquid
>Forfeit>13-8 to NEMIGA on DUST 2FL1T and fame humiliation tour continues
I want MOUZ to brutaly rape Faze, they wronged us so bad during their fluke ass run. These debts can only be paid in blood now.
>>2208669happy birthday to the pistol god kuba
Valve getting sued again. I guess that's why they made the armory skin 5x expensive.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2g1md0l23o
>>2208700there are 0(zero) cheats in this photo
>>2208704
>>2208577>he needs to go back to losing and being absolute dogshit
>>2208711he's become too arrogant lately, he needs to be humbled
>>2208700kyousuke has more aura than them all combined.
>>2208715russki zoomer detected
>>2208704Had they brought in their peripherals, then there'd be 3 cheats, of course
>>2208700pronax bros...
>>2208741
>>2208751WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>2208759I want /ourschizo/ to get the recognition he deserves
uh snax bros?
where pari vlog
>>2208775SQQN
>>2208775When are they dropping the jersey tho? I don't wanna buy it on aliexpress
>>2208774>therapy 11 mil.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389135/gamerlegion-vs-bet-m-cct-season-3-europe-series-13
>>2208792
>>2208802That interview was so weird. I get that you'd rather play for a better team, but you still shouldn't admit that outright--that's just bad vibes.
poles are so stupid that they don't even know what name and surname is
>>2208780Activating the parasympathetic nervous system ain't cheap buddy
>>2208809why is tn1r's name white and hally's yellow? i'd expect the players and staff to be differentiated if anything.
>>2208816>why is tn1r's name white and hally's yellow?maybe he didn't wonned Kato back then even though it's krakow now ...dunno
>>2208807He's clearly the best player of that team, everyone hyped up for him to promote in any tier-1 team, his favorite unc ashhhh left and... he got two polacks as the replacement for him and ztr...He has all the right to say it how it is - he's in HELL and it's looking GRIM
>>2208809KWABbased Poles pre-tilting donk before the tournament, you just know he will take this to the Telegram channel any second now
>>2208818oh it's previous winners. that makes sense, gold = winner too.
>>2208822whatever, isl shill
>>2208821rez is probably better, 0.01 lower overall in 2025 but higher vs better teams. but yes, rez is unc so pr is obviously the player with most potential
>>2208809I wonder how they managed that, their names are on hltv
>>2208816>i'd expect the players and staff to be differentiated if anything.They are. Thy just got magixx, zont1x and sh1to wrong as well.
>>2208829I don't think that they are able to read
>>2208828PR has worse positions, no? He anchors a lot
>>2208822donk is polish owner. They can only seethe and "prank" him by writing his name wrong. Meanwhile donk is making millions and fucking Polish women every night. donk on top!
>>2208835dont really think so, rez has significantly higher entrying, pr lurks more
>>2208836do you often fantasize about other guys having sex?
>>2208836the only think donk is fucking is niko's asshole (don't judge niko, we all have our fetishes)
>>2208841Yes
>>2208777im gettin it on ali idgaf that bastard dastan aint gettin a single dime from me
>>2208884but that's their old jersey
>>2208884>aliexpressHoly fake fan
>>2208884>that bastard dastan aint gettin a single dime from mewould you say that to his face irl? hint: the owner of a black belt in shadowboxing midkindar couldn't get his hand out of his grip
>>2208895gooner grip
>>2208894They haven't had their store up in months. The CEO and dastan are cheaping out.
>>2208897the big J learned all his gooning tricks from the big D
>>2208884>that bastard dastan aint gettin a single dime from meyou sure bout dat?
>>2208885yes and noPARI seem to run their jerseys a bit weirdthis one >>2208884is actually their current dota one and their super old CS onethis >>2208911is actually CS exclusive and was never sold anywhere, only given away several timesand this >>2208895is the commemorative jersey for EWC 2025 for their dota roster AND their current CS jersey
gl is losing in cct vs a t2 team playing with their coach
>>2208923they got more rounds vs vitality...
>>2208923>ash is a frau-
>>2208918is that chopper?
>>2208934that's noone
they had an easier time with vitality
Why are GL even playing CCT a day before one of the 2 biggest tournaments this half of the year
>>2208948the grind never stops
what do we think of Jesus' taste in music?>>2208948probably underestimated their Bounty performance and had CCT as their backup plan, they were rather shite spot-wise during playerbreak, like top 25 iirc
>>2208948the matches are at different times so i could see an argument for it as practicebut they almost surely expected a win. now they might just spiral.
>>2208951The more important question is what did he jerk off to before the finals?
https://www.dust2.us/news/70029/marsborne-set-to-continue-south-american-tour-signing-up-for-25k-brazilian-circuit-x-lan-featuring-mibr-bestia
pr fraud
i won my esea game i am now 3-2 in intermediate
>>2208968we're hoping to see your hltv profile soon
>>2208968based cs2g GOATgive some tips to improve
>>2208977stop pugging
>>2208951he finna blow new jersey up
donk has been raping on FACEIT recently. Did the new update buff him? I heard some movement got changed. Maybe he got buffed
>>2208996120 adr is basically his faceit avg so nothing special
parivision are what mouz wish to be
parivision really does have a unique style. all 4 riflers have 80/100+ entrying.
>>2209012parivision and mouz are quite similar, both in terms of playstyle and achievements
>>2209016and yet people love parivision and hate mouzthat's what having humans for players and a coach instead of mossad-funded golems does for your image
>>2208982https://www.faceit.com/en/players/BanFlash
>>2209026not me but i've posted my team here before
IT'S FUCKING UPPPPPPPPPPhttps://youtu.be/4Cv-Sg9D2GU
Virtus.pro CEO, 9th of December, 2025:
>>2209037kwab
>>2209025We love Mouz here sweaty.
>>2209037i cant believe they got 2 academy players with like 10 hltv matches. yeah the academy team looked okay but they had barely played (compared to say spirit academy or navi academy players).
goat is playinghttps://www.twitch.tv/evelone2004
>>2209040>torzsi's home crowd>everyone chants SEND THEM HOME>biggest CS streamer is German>loathes MOUZI can't ever support a team this raped
ts shit lan? wanna watch dumau scream and rape sOmple and his portuguese joga feito bums
>>2209047well no one considers mouz german
>>2209048*saves p0mple's career*
tel-aviv majorwho's getting more cheers: mouz or israeltality?
>>2209052mouz.israelis hate france
>$50k LAN in Moscow that ends one day before the major cutoffVPbros, w-we are about to be the new PARIVISION!!!!!!!!! Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
*dies*
Overdrive just said:>If they gave NiKo mvp because of his high rating then why they didn't give player of the year to donk since he also had a higher rating than the french guy well magog?
>>2209075should put its price back to 2050 but give it 800rpm
>>2209077they didn't give niko mvp because of high rating, they gave it to him because he was consistent throughout all 3 matches while nota only had a notable finalthat's big bullshit and nota was robbed, but it is consistent with their top 20 rankingoverdrive is an obese nigger and nobody would miss him had he died of a heart attack during player break
>>2209083he knows more about counterstrike than all of magog multiplied by 1 trillion
Everyone knows HLTV flipflops between eyetest shit and stats focused shit & ignoring early/online portions or literally giving EVPs even though kyoushitty got eliminated in 2 games because they aren't legitimate awards or rankings they're just paid for
FRESH!!!!!!https://youtu.be/1X3LsrpoYmM?si=2modpL1S1WiCrX48
>>2209111>before we start I just wanna say that ZywOo is the best player everHe finally kneeled, bros
>>2209091>ignoring early/online portionsThis is so retarded it hurts, there's barely any difference between online and studio,half of the teams were in fucking bootcamp playing together anyway
>>2209137>between online and studioi mean regarding the group stage obviously, not a whole tournament
what the fuck get bottrick back
bros chopped
>>2209161>ukrainian mzinhobased
>>2208775where is Spirit vlog? i thought the vibes were supposed to be back, turns out they're worse than ever
Niko MVPs after Faze superteams (he left Faze at 23 years old, still in prime)Cologne 2023 - legitCluj-Napoca 2025 (tier2 tournament), lost decider map ancient solo Blast Bounty 2025, the most robbed MVP evername a more overhyped player in historyprotip: you can't
>>2209111>none of our players are toxicVIBES GOAT TAZ WORKING HIS MAGIC
>>2209083>consistent>3 matchesan mvp from 3 matches is fucking retarded
>>2209169They took his zest :(
>>2209169Twink death
Share your mouse settings!I play 7500dpi, 0.22 sens & 1650 edpi
>>2209273i've been on 1600 x 1.00 forever
>>2209275Good to see a fellow high edpi bro
>>2209275same, op1 8k
for me? its my second GOAT rifler (XANTARES) config400 dpi 2.3 sens
sexoooo with sjokz
How many for the CHUD rifler at Krakow?
why is nocries not on a team yet?
>>22093760 league xp cheater
how many mp7s will we see at krakow? this thing feels gigapowerful
>>2209381yeah it feels OP as fuck
>>2209381>>2209387karrigods... we have one more opportunity granted to us by valve..
>>2209376because he's just decent. he'd probably be good enough for a na team though.
>>2209047who u niggamouz has resilience, they'll bounce back
>>2209421Not after that brutal raping from faze
>>22092731200 dpi * 12 sens = 14400 edpidon't @ me nigga
>>2209423speaking of faze rapehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
>>2209431You see, no one (besides you) really cares about this nothing burger loss. Everyone knows Faze is iffy online, they only get the blood pumping with near death experiences at LAN. MOUZ's loss to Faze tho, that's a whole story; people will remember it and single it out as the most humiliating and auraless moment in the orgs history. Their hometown hero booed and chanted to be sent home. There's no recovery from that.Raped is the only thing that comes to people's mind when they hear MOUZ.Then.Now.Forever.
Why did ropz leave faze?
>You see, no one (besides you) really cares about this nothing burg-ack!
>faze totally could have won if they uhh.... well if they had wanted to! they just didnt really care!
>>2209453bodied that incel kwab
>>2209451He backstabbed us. Just like how he backstabbed mouz back in the day. Vitality is next on his backstab spree.
>>2209453>>2209455>>2209456The same fagging is so insane that its visible in plain sight.
>>2209457Ropz departed Mouz on amicable terms. He left Faze because of incompetent management and the fact that he knew the team was dying.
>>2209459>he knew the team was dying.Heh... just wait till they get their blood up on LAN! That Faze magic might take them to another spanking in the playoffs again!
>>2209458check the timestamps you stupid f0zenigger holy shit f0zefucks really are the most retarded fanbase kys
>>2209459No he didn't. chrisJ and Bymas said its on sight with him.>>2209461You are so buckbroken by faze that you have to self fag to create the cope that they have multiple haters on this thread. KWAB.
When I was a kid everyone wanted to be in Faze Clan. Now? Slim pickings
>emotional from a little banter about faze>still feels betrayed by ropz>refuses to believe there is more than 1 person ITT that would disagree with himKek, what a KWAB
>>2209470
>>2209470LMAO TRANNY YOU BETTER GET THE R0PE READY CUZ FAZE'S MAJOR DOCU HAS ALREADY HIT 102K VIEWS AFTER 5 DAYS WHILE VITALIY'S HAS 108 AFTER A MONTH
>What do you mean the back to back major champions and the #1 player of 2025 have no fans???
Spirit view mogs all teams. Everybody wants to see donk's cute face and sexy mogger zont1x.
>>2209499
>>2209464>so raped and buckbroken and sharted and farted on that she can't read the timestampsmother of all copes istg>>2209465>>2209470can't wait for f0ze to get brutally gaped at krak-ow!>>2209479didn't ask for a selfie f0zetranny>>2209489>still coping about the viewskwab!
eyeballers induced melty
1st day of krak-pow-rightinthekisser seems rather exciting>pari vs heroic>g2 vs pua >legacy vs bcg>aurora vs gl>nrg vs b8>liquid vs nipthe only boring matchups seem to be astralis-pain and fut-3dmax
brapEX
no wonder this nigga ghosted. he was locked in playing clash royale
>>2209273400 dpi and a toggle between 0.4 and 0.8 sensI know I'm crazy but I've been much better at taps with thiscan't even do more than a quarter turn in a single move at 0.4 sens
So what's up with siuhy
>>2209597igl who is capable of turning a contender to top 5 into a contender of being top 50
what a fucking retarded video, just make him say his top 5 or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0TuuAjwPtVk?feature=share
>>2209421>they'll bounce backfrom what? being the most boring team on the planet? only changes in the roster can fix that, replace mossad agents with someone likeable and then we can talk about somethingreplace sycrone with xyp9x and we can talk about somethingcurrent mouz are done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3r1wEXaukHour-long PARI vlog, we watching this
>>2209666>no eng subsShan't be watching. I don't know that bastard language.
>>2209667i'll update you once they're added =)
>>2209667> he doesn't speak Pashto in 2011+15
>>2209668Hurry up Dastan
jame time
Can Jame save m0NESY? Say, m0NESY finally breaks free from Choko and moves to PARI, gives up the AWP to Jame and becomes a rifler instead.
>>2209421The losses to falcons and spirit damaged the engine, and that loss to faze at saarladder sent them into a nose dive. Its the end if the road for mouz.
JameVision time
I have a rack on PV. Time to pay for my food for the month Jame.
>the usual d2nk propaganda by ESLMan they are getting desperate lmao
>>2209752clicked tf off the stream when that shit came oncan't wait to see Jame school him again
jame
holy based jame
jameGAWD
Holy rape
ive seen enough, give jame the trophy already
>GL crumbling against half-witted turksembarrassing
HEROIC COMEBACK STARTS NOW
*switches streams*
With poles you lose (badly)
zweight
Is dust 2 policeman or bandito sided?
zweihnus does not need to frag
>>2209791
baby squirrel raped the nordmutt squad
>>2209791ct is awp sided and t is mid round calling sided
Instead of these cringe interviews nobody understands they should just show girls stripping.
scuffed hud and game settings, can't see ammo or what's happening in dark spots very well
>>2209805this but donk stripping
everyone on GL are missing constantlythese are usually good players. wtf did snax do to them?
>>2209811you're describing hypex thoughbeit
>>2209814learn2read
>>2209814you didn't watch map1?
>>2209810>t.
GL retarted + Turks getting lucky af
>>2209815I'm saying that's what hypex does normally, dummy.>>2209816yeah i did, missing important shots but nailing a 4k while saving. Truly epic stuff. Aaand he missed another sitter as I typed that.
>>2209820>yeah i didthen you would've seen none them can hit their shotsI don't care which of them you have a hate boner for
>lil nigga PR throwing because he didn't get his transferdamn, at least don't be so obvious
>>2209824where was he trying to go
>>2209822>I don't ca-yes you do, be quiet.
>>2209824gonna need snax to sit on him if they lose this one
>>2209827weird ahh unc
>>2209826we only know it's not mouz because they would've activated the buyback clause
>check b streamwtf is PV doing?
>>2209832giving us another map for more jamekino
retarded caster ;-;
DO SOMETHING ZWEIH
Snax is not IGLing very well.... how do we cope polesisters?
what made xantares throw the nade at that timing?
zweihbros...
>>2209832lifegames by a balding swede freak and a turk
gaped
>8-33PRbros we're done
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/75383-insider-parivision-spent-3-million-on-transfers-to-win-their-first-tier-1-tournament
Jame is fucking ice cold man
https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/gonzo-awards-2025-worst-lan-performanceIt's official: Richard Lewis hands Falcons the KWABOTY 2025 Award!
zweih is so fucking bad. i want PV to lose just because i hate seeing this tier 3 shitter lucking his way into tier 1 teams
>>2209872post his blast bounty semi-finals and finals rating
>>2209868>This one's for my dead tranny boyfriend! Hee-yah!
>>2209868Richard Lewis knows how it feels to get gaped, so I trust him on this
10-2 and the 2 rounds pari lost were because of dead zweight inbred moments
>>2209872i kind of agree, zweih looks really bad, i didn't pay attention to him before, was he always bad or did spirit break him mentally?
>>2209874Admit it anon. You would too.
>>2209881i jerk off daily to trannies and i wouldn't
Fuck this shit started early. Its 7:30 am here and they are already on map 3. Since when are CS tourneys starting at like 11am local time as
>>2209876RL does the gaping. It is a well know fact that he ravages twinks and trannies.
>heroic vs parivision: 16k viewers>asstralis vs pain: 9k viewersLOL
>>2209879he's a little braindead but has crispy aim, today his aim is shit so he just looks badthen again, at blast playoffs he didn't play that well either but he was still useful unlike today so maybe he just has bad mental
>>2209887it just started after being on a waiting screen for 1h, so? they're not even bigger names
>>2209885Games start 3 hours later tomorrow. Today has 2 more games and with this being the first day of the tournament the probably want to give themselves some wiggle room for the schedule in case they have tech problems.
APOLOGIZWEIH
I've been out of the loop how did the MP7 get buffed?
>>2209899fuck off
>>2209899stay here
young igls overcook so often
HOOXI ECO
>6:13>6:13>6:13kvno...
>>2209883name some tier 1 trannies to jerk off to
>ray-youSeriously?
>>2209916stop making dogshit weeb nicknames and people won't struggle pronouncing themespecially if you look like lightskin shrek
Are they memeing or...?
>>2209933what
>>2209935How come Jame was voted player of the match? Did he clutch something important or what?
>>2209938he carried half the timewatch the games
>>2209938meh difference was really small
Fat molodoy is good
hooxi won the game on readsI hope they face PV at some point. Should be a fun match
How the fuck are they so high still lmao.
>>2209948hltv ranking is not vrs... you can wipe your ass with it
>anime nickname>obese or ugly as sinevery single time
>>2209948because hltv ranking has very slow decay>>2209951it's sadly still used for things, some small like the amount of stars a match will have in the sidebar and the order teams are listed in event overviews but also big things like how they rate an event, deciding if it gets bronze/silver mvps/evps or any at all. whoever it is that inevitably shit on faze next will get their rating against top 5 boosted like hell too, which will give those players higher placings in the top 20 if they get in
Grim
>>2209962>nrg #4 The absolutely dire state of NA CS
is segukawa the most obese guy in top 30 now?
>>2209966he's fatter than heavygod so yes
nrg are owning b8
>>2209971but is he fatter than zonic thoughhopefully we get to see the lardoff in the main stage
is osee the goat na awper?
these games are garbage watch thishttps://youtu.be/cOhQB4agckU
>>2209984That would be skadoodle
>>2209667>>2209683subtitles have been added =)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3r1wEXauk
GOAT coming up next
is hooxi garbage?
We've arrived.
>>2209987>goat is a matchfixergrim (the situation not the player)
>>2210002Vibes GOAT TaZ will humble the hues
the brqzilian fred beyer
What happened here? Also, bake bread blease. I'm too lazy.
>>2210012New Thread:>>2210014>>2210014>>2210014
>>2210012No ash
>>2209914post gonna get deleted by the tranny jannies but whatevertyra scott, dahlia bloom, astrid soleil, lianna lawson, autumn rain, tori easton, jade venus, kate zohamany more but this should be enough for a while
