major rmr edition
>>2302376topjejaccurate
donk is washed
this is the threadfuck links
>>2302389nahspirit is just shit
>>2302381>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsBLAST Open Rotterdam [Mar 18th - Mar 29th]PGL Bucharest [Apr 3rd - Apr 11th]IEM Rio [Apr 13th - Apr 19th]>Previously>>2291654
>>2302393failing at both jobs then
>>2302389sad but true
>>2302394literally the same thing
NiKo NEEDS to get his hands on this boyimagine he starts crossdressing
-jcobb +donkGOAT IGL and GOAT player duojust imagine
>>2302399I guess everyone's washed thenI wouldn't expect zywoo to be able to single-handedly carry a team in tier1
>>2302404no
>>2302400It's too late, he's already growing a Makazze like stache and a unibrow
>>2302405>I wouldn't expect zywoo to be able to single-handedly carry a team in tier1that's why its retarded to have single-handed carrying as your only real win condition (=spirit)
Just tuned in. Damn, what happened with MOUZ?They are supposed to be the experts at clearing out these low end teams on the lower brackets.
>>2302410how has that got anything to do with donk being washed?the gremlin is still insane, probably the best current aggro riflerspirit being a bunch of retards and him staying with them doesn't change that
>>2302412dead team imploding from withinthey know they cant win, their mental is gone
>>2302405>I wouldn't expect zywoo to be able to single-handedly carry a team in tier1Zywoo did that in 2019if they had some average sniper from the French scene instead of him they'd probaby be out of top 10 and be a constant group exit team exactly like 3dmax is nowadays
>>2302412Another team broken by the 'Woo, I'm afraid
>>2302417>their mental is gonethey had a mental?
>>2302412spinx doing his best effort for driving the team into the ground
>>2302418and in 2021 the roster was even worse with Kyojin instead of RpK, one of the worst players ever who got a shot at playing tier 1, they probably fail the major qualification
>>2302418>Zywoo did that in 2019and donk did that in '24neither has done the same since
>>2302427lol if you put either of them in some random teams they immediately become tier 1, Zywoo in 3dmax and donk in idk, nafany's team or betboom or k27they're both all time GOAT players, one player in CS can change everything.
I'm just tired of seeing the same retarded fucking calls, poor use of utility and over reliance on donk. Fucking hally.
>>2302433the question being discussed is whether or not donk is washed
SHIRO IS A RETARD
>>2302437I'd rather fuck magixx :3
>>2302440Clearly he is, since he hasn't posted a 30 in a while.
THAT SMOKE LMAO
>>2302447donk's fault
zweih OWNED donk
close oneinsane that spirit couldn't capitalize on it. They'd probably be better off just standing back and waiting
2 timeouts not even six rounds in? Why is this nigga like this?
That peek from Jame was very unnecesary
>>2302469new igl. be patient
>>2302469HAHAHAHAHA IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>2302469sp0r0t have always been timeout spammers thoughever (its to config their cheats)
Why is shiro solo on that site again, holding the same angle, again
zont1x to the glue factory
>>2302476new igl. be patient
>>2302469I know its bad, but isn't it really really bad to do this on the ct side? One would think the timeouts are best reserved for strats on t side.
>>2302481>for strats
>>2302481nah, it actually makes senseon t-side they just trust in donk
kino round
AK xray or fire serpent?
>>2302491>xrayi hate this meme, the only good one is the p250
imagine if falclowns lose to tyloo tomorrow
>>2302495no need for foreplay, just give it to me raw
why donk is running in first?why he is not baiting? I don't wanna see tn0r in late round trying to clutch with his 1 digit IQ
sneaky fucker
>>2302495Zero is gonna humble n0k0
>>2302506pretty heads up play
>donk complaining with his squeaky voiceI'd have such a hard time taking him seriously
i love how retakable sites on ancient are, great map
>>2302511>mid fights>retakes>fakesit's definitely one of the better
here we go someone is toggling
insane retakegg spirit. Maybe write a stratbook
>sp0r0t
oh nononono d2nkeybros...
chopper > hally? considering its full hally vision
>Shouldn't have kicked me, huh?
spirit replace trash with somebody
sadge
>free bombsite>spend all utility BEFORE plantingI get the same feeling from spirit being retarded like I get from falconsalways great when teams get punished for not playing like one
just how bad is this fat tranny
esports are so much more fun to watch than 90% of regular sports
>>2302538>Q: You're now three months into your stint as an IGL. What would you say have been the biggest challenges so far in the role?>A: Waking up early.kwabfuck you and your sarcastic edgy answers, fat sack of shit. where are "le vibes" now?
>>2302541They got 13-3'd on their map pick. That's how.
THANK YOU JAME-SAMA
spirit is pathetic donk is going to leave calling it now
>>2302542we wouldn't knowgo back
>the jamboys of spirit in charge of winning a maplmao
6-7 IGL < Jame
HAHAHAHAHHA LETS ADD BACK THE FAT TRANNY AND THE RETARDED RUSKI SURELY WE WILL WIN AGAIN AAAAHAHAHAHA
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>2302516there is something very satisfying watching a coordinated team like Pari jut sit back, play retake and win rounds against an inferior teamVitality would be amazing on this map too, they're basically nerfing themselves having it as a perma ban to help the other teams
hally is such a fraud
need them russian reactions asap
lmao based zweight adding insult to injury
>>2302558Same as the ones when they lost to Astralis probably.Magixx will not work as an IGL. Just not his thing.
Jame is too smart for spoorit
KWAAAAAAAAAAAABAROOOOOOOOOOSIT ON THEM ZWEIGHT
I'm just convinced spirit are shitscared of vitality and don't want to face them, too afraid to know what the true difference in level is between them.
Some nigga (hally) is def sabotaging the fuck out of this shit.
"we" all pretty much agreed magixx was the important hype man on spirit, stabilizing donk's estrogen levels and making people smiledid anyone ever say he should be igl? kinda seems like twistzz or blamef all over again
>>2302569doesn't hit as hard anymore :(
>dupreeh: how does it feel beating your old team>zweight: hehehe
I don't think magixx is fit to be an IGL
The GOAT is in the house!
>>2302568>did anyone ever say he should be igl?yes, people were basically saying "it doesn't matter that he's inexperienced bc hally already controls the team, he's a better fragger than chopper therefore = upgrade" and "zontix > zweih"fuck them. btw, shoutout to the one poster here who after this news said "spirit will start cologne from stage 2", i see you lilbro
what if donk gets huasopeek'd
>>2302569>nothing to see here, just three frauds looking at each other
predict: can mongooze make this match a kino or will vitamins just run over them?
the chad stance vs the sissy posture
>>2302575Mr. Kool! THE GOAT!!
>>2302568he doesnt needd to be a good igl he jut needs to do some simple calls and keep the team on the same page as they execute hallys gameplan and win by skillthe problem i hally doesnt seem to have any gameplan. they need a real coach that will make them play like a team
>>2302576>yesfair enough. I guess people mistook chopper for an igl instead of the tardwrangler he actually is
>>2302575I see, Ropz is already getting ready.
>>2302582>sissy/magog/ firmly stands with sissies thougheverbeit
>there's still another fucking matchdamn
>>2302590don't you ever get tired of posting that pedo?
>>2302558>>2302554>>2302582russia and their AuraGOAT Jame just won jakubthis was a loss for your side
>>2302591Get your popcorn, get your drinksIt's Vitakino time
There's definitely some shady shit going on. You can't regress this much within months.
>>2302594don't you ever get tired of falsely accusing people?
>>2302591hahahaathanks. I actually thought it was over. but I'm hungover. I was even surprised by the spirit pari match
>>2302596>jakubDidn't he get eliminated by tywoo.
>>2302600>falsely
spirit's gameplan on every side of every map is: donk go killthe others exist only to facilitate thistheir whole team structure has become wonky and retardedpreviously good players have all their mojo sucked out of them to feed donk when joining spirit and people wonder why they go from 1.2 to 0.8 in spirit
my vitties playing :)
>>2302606it's a slang term for a polish anon
>PARIVISION clear Spirit to reach Rotterdam playoffsHAHAHAHAHAslam dunk by hltv
>>2302581the mongz are mad so a bounceback is expectedwith vita it might only amount to little though
>>2302612They should go full "Donk go kill", like literally everyone but Donk stays in spawn, Donk gets a few kills alone, and everyone else cleans the rest. This way nobody dies before Donk manages to do something.
>>2302615>it's a slang term for a polishnta, but I thought it was the negro god who created white people
>>2302578hehe
>>2302612Stop being a retard. They all sucked dick on Anubis. Every round they won they won because donk did something.
>>2302623oh kek that too
>>2302574I remember this pic, it's from the major at austin, hally and donk were joyfull that vitality lost to legacy.
>>2302597>It's Vitakino timeIt's Mongoloidz Kino actually.
>>2302587>>2302601
>>2302626the BBD for that batch of copium was in 2024
>>2302395thanks for posting this, much appreciated
>>2302601>>2302631indians categorically do not post on 4chan, if you are encountering third world behavior you are dealing with a brazilian, chicano or other latinx 90% of the time
my mongies :))))
>>2302412>>2302417>>2302421m0uz are mentally raped this team is doneI wouldn't be surprised if they made changes right before the major even
looks like a gameshow studioI'm not a fan
>>2302626he's not attacing donk, he's attacking the team as whole, and he's right. magixx said that they had a great bootcamp full of ideas. where are those ideas? 9 out of 10 rounds nobody is going for any kind of plays except donk. when you look at Vitality, every single player can take initiative depending on what happens in the round, that's a fucking team. it looks like in every tier 1 team players have more agency than individuals on Spirit.
>>2302582sissymaxxing is the best thing you can do for your elot. knower
>all of a sudden, in the span of a couple of minutes, the thread turns to shitwhich continent just woke up?
>>2302599yes you can, when you fire a top 3 russian igl, and get back two players you benched before
>>2302554>>2302566I like Jame and Zywoo for the same reasons - maturity and humility, rarely found these days. Hate fat fuck zweight thoughbeit.
>>2302636Watch the demo and stop being stupid. >>2302644Point is they weren't facilitating much either. The first round they won was literally him taking initiative that you're talking about and getting a quad. What the fuck was the rest of the team doing? What the fuck was shiro doing? Whiffing most shots with his awp, that's what. Zontix? Fucking up A hold every time. I don't even wanna look at the rest.
>>2302568>>2302576hally is still the problem idk what else to tell youa team with d2nk and sh0r0 shouldn't be flailing so miserably
>>2302591I lowk like what Blast are doing. Rarely do I actively watch the matches so this way I can tune in whenever throughout the day, check the score, read some comments and then get back to work.
love my mongos :)helping to normalize casual racism again
Yeah, I'm not watching this 2-0, Jame humbling spirit again was fun at least.
>>2302659>I lowk like what Blast are doingwhat's that exactly?
>>2302656okay, do you think changing hally would make magixx a good caller? be honestnobody thinks hally isn't a problem, but they are now playing same or even worse than in late 2025. in basically the same environment (almost no roster moves for other teams) and on paper higher firepower. it tells me everything about magixx.
>>2302655>everyone except donk just magically becomes worse when playing in spiritYes anon. Their structure is great. Their gameplan is great, deep and nuanced. Their teamplay is great. They utilize donk to the best effect.If only it wasnt formagixxshirozontixtnirbeing shit, they would be top1
>>2302635You are seriously mindraped, I just told you I'm not a jeet.>>2302639Constantly obsessing over nationality is also thirdie behavior.
>>2302670you and whoever you're responding to please fuck offwe had a nice thread going before you retards woke up
>>2302666Talking about this bo3 specifically. His team didn't do shit.
>>2302676I was never talking about just one bo3, that would be retarded
>the nip streak doesn't countglad we finally came to a conclusion
>>2302663Spacing the matches out. For me the first match starts at 6 and now it's 5 in the evening. So whenever I tune in there's usually something going on.
>>2302673meant for >>2302672
>>2302665Yes, changing Hally for a coach like Dastan would significantly improve the team. They are worse off right now because teams have figured out Donk so he's not as effective as he was in 2024 and early 2025. Nothing to do with Magixx/Zontix.
>>2302682you mean non-rolling schedule. fair enough. I still think blast shit when it comes to production and talent
>vitality banning dust2
dun really like it when a woman is talking
can someone shave off mezii's mullet please?
>>2302696they cower before the horde
>>2302697why can't AI shift women's voices to make them sound like men
>>2302699on the contrary, pretty arrogant ban desu
>>2302706disagreethey know mongolz can outduel them if zywoo isn't having a pop-off day
>>2302709they keep trashing mongolz on dust2 tho
is flamez having a hairline crisis?
I'm reading that magixx literally asked his team if they had "any ideas?" in between rounds. Is it normal for an IGL to ask his team if they have ideas for an upcoming round?
vitality bros???? is the era over?
>>2302711kept*past tense
>>2302716sometimes. but it means things are going bad.
>lets get down to business >to defeat the hunswoolan
>>2302716it's not unheard ofideally you should always have someone filling in as the 2nd caller so you have options if the igl feels that's necessary
>>2302716>Is it normalyes. but it's not a great sign
>>2302726dependsif the igl recognizes he's getting antistratted, having a 2nd caller with some plays in his sleeve is a great resource
>>2302730not reallysecond caller should offer advice himself if he had anything useful to say
ropz has "I do whatever I feel like" daythis is gonna get closer than I initially thought
Spirit will lose to 9z won't they?
dude imagine Zywoo and donk in the same team, they would literally make the NiP streak look like a joke
>>2302745you're a retard and I hope you get ass cancer
>>2302743Doubt, but would be funny
what in tarnation
>>2302703I'm not gay btw
>>2302747absolutely boiling
>>2302755i'm not gay i just hate women in sports because it's a clear globohomo agendawomen should be seen not heard
>>2302756go to hltv if you want to fantasize some ridiculous couch coach fantasy. It's fucking embarrassing to read itt>2 good players>what if we put them on the same teamyou're a fucking brainlet. fuck off
>>2302762meanwhile you're adding so much to the thread with your pointless seething, keep going little buddy
holy flickwoo
>>2302716>"any ideas">"shoot them in the head
>>2302765yeah, my only post itt is telling you how idiotic you soundgreat comeback. Maybe just stay away
i remember a zywoo flick...
>>2302768maybe i won't, are you gonna keep seething? it's funny
damn that was something
>>2302771keep using words you don't know what means. next you're gonna call the tranny poster based
this is why I don't like launders and scrawny they speak too often about individualities instead of talking about tactics and shit.
>>2302797I can think of a lot more reasons.... fuck blast
>>2302754>isakProbably the most "what does he do?" player in CS historySolid 0.90 rating player yet he gets passed around between teams like a blunt
faze management caused all this shit to happen for losing ropz btw
t0chn0...
that team is a fucking bulldozer
>>2302802ropz sank faze to have an excuse to leave for vitality
It's kind of baffling just how bad Mongolz are without SenzuI know he's a really good player and all but without him this team doesn't even look top 10
>>2302811based ropz sabotaging f0ze and propping up v1tal1ty for our entertainment and joy
>our
saw the esl reportage about ropz when he was at mouz, damn his mom is hot. it was maybe 7 years ago, but damn, she's certainly still hot.
antisemitism much?
Zywoo and friends
>>2302811>mfw I haven't faze posted for 5 minutes>>2302812they're not looking that much worse. Vitality is just on another level
>>2302826>two jews on top>antisemitism?
>>2302826What the fuck did zywoo even do to have that much higher swing%I swear this shit is biased for him>>2302828>they're not looking that much worseYes they are what the fuck are you even talking about
>>2302812they basically beat all the "top" teams without Senzu except Mouz and Vitality, how is that not top 10Vitality is just smurfing on the scene
>>2302831well it means his kills had more impact in the rounds result
>>2302831you know they beat mouz 2-0, right?
>>2302836Not a feat in 2026
>>2302840stop being a fag on purposemongolz look good even with cobrazzzzz. they're just not anywhere near vitality's level
What a bountiful time to be a Chadtality and HumbleWoo fan.
>>2302850t. random newfag who just got into esports
okay this aussie hoe might be funny
>>2302853not really
>>2302853nopeshe's still a dumb cunt, even if it the bit was funny
>>2302850hippowoo more like
is there anything the GOAT zywoo can't do?https://x.com/TheHoopHerald/status/2035052635154268280
>>2302858You can call him that and he will still accept you into his loving embrace.BuddhaWoo
>>2302858>HippoWooKarrigan if he wasn't a completely useless bot
so ez for videity
HOLY SHIT FLAMEZ
rooting for the horde, but holy hell that was an impressive round from the frogs
>continentals seething about *check notes* aussie women nowkek
Vitality are just throwing pistols to train 2nd round breaks, 100%
I'm so sick of this team man
>>2302871those are just the tranny lovers seething at a woman
>>2302878cope, little boy#VlitalityIsHere
>>2302879there's no trannies in counterstrike, the only cancer is some tranimefags like d2nk (tranime lost btw)
>>2302880>#VlitalityIsHerehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWS52fBtSE
.... wow
WTF????????clowns
>>2302880I-I'm kneeling......
>>2302889>>2302890I went to take a massive Mouz, what did I miss?
>>2302893mzinho flashed his penis
>>2302893vitality just falconed the chinx
those vitality deagles are hitting so fucking hard todayI guess they are the new astralis....
>>23028935 v 2 or something, empty bombsite, they didn't plant the bomb in time. the bomb was dropped somewhere too far.
RAPEZR1PZ
vitality are actually fucking choking.
>>2302912they're throwing for over
volvo paying vitality to throw to keep the tourney interesting
>>2302912>premature ejaculationit's t side overpassI do hope we get a third tho
>subhuman reactionshe's fired
I know they shouldn't have ended up in such a shit situation, but that was a sweet as fuck retake by the mongolz
>>2302912I won't believe until Mongolz hit the 13
>>2302923it's okay to hate whites. it's actually a good thing nowadays sadly.
good job looking dead inside, magixxyou really nailed it
It's over
SHUT THE FUCK UP JEET
>>2302955fuck you bastard
>>2302955bloody
>mongolz won an ecomaybe there's hope
>>2302955SAAR NOO THE HUMBLEWOO DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
f0ze
>>2302731it doesn't work like that
botz and ZypOo
>>2302964>vitality missingI belive in a third now
jesus fucking christ
mzinho noooooo..... don't break the table please.....!
EXITWOO
>zywoo and those follow-up nadesit's like he purposefully shoots people in the leg just to blow 'em up 2 seconds later
>>2302981i'd let mzinho hit me
>>2302995he's not hitting shit right now
Why the fuck did they do that stupid forcebuyNow they're gonna lose in OT
what the fuck is that wallbang man
>bouta lose>suddenly apex and jewz land perfect nades and perfect spray through walls
flamezdaddy
>flamez' goydar clearly not detected by vac>>2302999if they can't win in OT they don't deserve the winbye sweet dreams of map3....
flameZ single-handedly won Vitality this match but fatwoo will get all the credit as usual
>>2303009jews prefer working behind the scenes
The funniest thing is that even if by some miracle Vitality lost this match they'd just have to get through shitquid and magixx's spirit to make playoffs anyway
+1 antisemitism
>>2303019>magixx's spiritlet's not delude ourselvesit's not like chopper's spirit was that much better. it just wasn't worse
CHADCHADITY.
EZ4GODTALITY
>the fucking judas' kisses
the humbleWOO lets his friends get good stats too
>>2303032(read: zywoo gets carried)
what's flamez' limit?
>>2303035>1.70 cope d2nk
>>2302939nothing sad about it
>>2303037>spirit out of nowhereobsessed
>>2303040you lost
Vitafags still the most easily riled fags around kekypow
remember to apologize to faze tomorrow after the chinks also beat falconsgood night magog
im not worriednavi needs w0nderful to not choke to beat vitalityaurora needs xantares to not ghost to beat vitalityfalcons needs niko and m0nesy to play 30 min of dm before the game to beat vitalityfuria needs molodoy to not ghost and yekindar to not ask for others to listen to him to beat vitalitythe vitality killers are in group A not B
>>2303009OH HE'S HURT
>>2303046we stack trophies, you stack (You)s on a tranime imageboard
>we
>>2303061I'm part of the team.
>>2303062The official muffler, I know
>>2303066didn't get the joke sadly, please explain.
>>2303067he said you suck frog dick without even getting paid for ityou're like a janny but gay
>>2303019holy mother of c0peyou can throw literally any team you want at them and they'll still come out on top
>>2303056not worth replying to the sp0r0t/f0zetardwe must follow the teachings of calmWoo
>>2303082until nowfinal is gonna be lit
>>2303076ah, because I googled it, and that thing ejects, rather than sucking in.yes I do enjoy winning.
terrible games tomorrow. only big teams against minnows. an upset might be funny but I don't have much hope.
>>2303089>ah, because I googled it, and that thing ejects, rather than sucking in.way to oust yourself, rahidstop writing shit code that I have to fix for stupid companies that hire you
>>2303095and yes, the irony.... fuck
>>2303087who is going to beat vitality?
>>2303095you are a monkey.
>>2303092Tyloo qualifying for the Major in two strokes, eliminating f0ze and failclowns, would be absolute kino
>>2303098if you have to ask, you are not part of his flock
>>2303102Yes I'm not you retard, I'm team WooTality.
>>2303100>completely folding when outedpredictable
GOD PLEASE LET NRG AND TYLOO AND LIQUID AND 9Z WIN TOMORROW AMEN
>>2303103then you will never be blessed by His grace
>>2303104i dont know what youre talking about all i know is that youre a monkey so i dont care what you have to say
>>2303108>from a shitty translated post to actual kindergarten speakkeep practicing, sanjay
if this is an attempt to get people to hate vitality then it's working
>>2303111monkey
>>2303115curry
>>2303118sopa de macaco uma delicia
>>2303121I don't speak indian, idiot
>>2303123my badooo ooo aaa aaa
>>2303112I never liked vitality but ever since these two or three insufferable plastic faggots started shitting up the threads I've liked them even less
IK OOKt.bongJ
>>2303126This but for f0zeVitality fans are the sincerest on the scene.
>>2303124>shitty translates>kindergarten speak>falling back on whatever backwater shit language you were born with>now writing like I'm the one with the communication problemlol
>>2303098there is only one man, but he can't do it alone, because he isblad3
>>2303130holy retardban monkeyland from 4channel
>>2303129Is there even 2 or 3 f0ze fans left?
>>2303136agreedand ban india from the internet altogether
dude got a melty because someone supports vitality KEK
zyGOD got em boilin' again i'm afraid
Tomorrow Grim is going to rape f0llen, p00ria, mel0dy and y0kindar. It will be too gruesome to even watch.
>>2303141I regret to inform you that I regretfully agree I am afraid
I was someone who thought making magixx IGL was a reasonable gamble, but when it's already obvious that he simply does not have the ability to call mid round I'm not sure how to move forward.
>>2303156kick new player bring back bench player, surely will work this time
>>2303156hally is gonna get chopped (pni) next and he knows itspirit has all the talent they need, they just need a real coach
>>2303159i can't believe Thorin actually suggested that in one of the podcasts, fucking ludicrious. actually his idea was just get chopper back for magixx lol.it was the first time i watched his content in years, because people say he is just baiting on twitter and in videos he supposedly has reasonable opinions and shit. i'm not falling for it again
>player gets worse against all levels of competition when they join sp0r0twonder why
>>2303173I mean, magixx is a significantly worse IGL than even chopper and he hasn't brought much more in terms of firepower, it's not that wild a take
>>2303183it would make the org look like biggest clowns on the scene, VP tiergood luck getting a serious potential IGL and coach to join you after that, even with donk on the team
>>2303191spirit are done for. donk mostly frags on ct side now, and with the new update, that will impact the ct side, it will get even worse. well maybe not, maybe it will help spirit's terrible T sides.
>magixx is le problemSomeday these niggas will learn that hally is the biggest cancer of russian cs. Replace hally with b1ad3 and spirit becomes a better team than vitality in just 3 monthsWhat is fraudlly responsible for?>gorillion pauses before half time>giga trash bootcamp routine>silver "strats" that are even worse than falcons with zonic and retardsucke
>>2303191>heh, good luck getting an IGL to play with the best player in the world on the potentially best team in the world because you benched and then unbenched your IGL one time!
>>2303198>just get the GOAT coach brook but what about realistic options? who even is there, groove and nafany?dastan isn't leaving Jame and the Pari guyshally is a medium to good coach who used to work ok but whose ideas clearly dont work anymore and lost the plot, but the alternatives are all similar to him. and a foreign coach probably isn't joining Spirit.
>>2303206>the best player in the world
vitality got the vira latas bubbling
>>2303209nta but yes
Spirit should pick up norber7 for IGL
is chopper good at pretending to be sad when he streams spirit's failures?
>>2303198#trvkestop blaming my fat nigga mag1xx>>2303207neo just freed up
donk from 1.46 rating on t side in 2025to 1.16 rating on t side in 2026Do you think the new update is to help donk even more since it will weaken the ct side?
>>2303206if magixx gets benched now it means the system is totally broken and the next igl will just be the scapegoat for hally, with even less authority/,respect than magixx since he won't be donk's bff. unless it's Magnojezz lol, that would be funnyif magixx gets kicked my next guess is they convert zontix or shiro to igl and add another "star"
we could have had a kino vitality spirit but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo as always it doesn't happen.
Looking back at it, im glad my Goat (Woo) had natural immunity to all that "hurrr he should leave Vitality" whispers in his ear for years, just for the simple fact he couldn't into english at all. nobody expected him to go international, people just glazed him for carrying an almost dead national scene to some glory.can't imagine how donk feels rn, being glazed non stop by everyone and told he should leave spirit, while being egoistic and stats/glory obsessed as he is while not wanting to leave his silver elite friends, it must fuck with his brain quite a bit
>>2303254>kinoit would be just be "vitality bootyblasts spirit #99123912349"the only teams that might have a chance with current vitality are navi and, ironically, falconsand that chance is not big
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs Spirit:>donk didn't lie about 2-0>before, donk had to hit 2 kd to win. now it's closer to 4.>What happened for PARI to be more interesting to watch than Spirit? Horrible gameplay from Dragons, hally into the trash compactor?>Who lifegamed against them this time, fat feminist? We are Team Spirit, unbeatable, we only lose when enemies are lucky, not because our sniper hits 3 shots per map and tn1r the scarecrow is always completely lost>Maybe this is for the best, I can't imagine the rape Vitality would deliver with a game like this>No chance, they said)>Gorlock the IGL asks the team if they have any ideas, must something in Disbandian language. PARI are stronger in everything.>Fat lesbian can't do anything against real captains>zweih was right, it seems>Please, donk, don't waste your prime and leave, this team is just CCT material without you.>I don't understand how people continue viewing Spirit as favorites in any match, they're on their way out of top 8. Is it some kind of illness?>Guys, I personally attended every Spirit practice and listened to Hally's calls on TeamSpeak. I have no complaints about him, everything is on point. But why are they playing differently in this match!!! Hally taught something completely different, they're not playing the way he taught them, I swear!!!>Boris the Razor (bladeless, seemingly) vs Jame is equal to a chav with a mop vs a ronin>I don't like donk, but even then I pity him>Granny the Captain: We lost because enemy lifegamed>Donk the Halfling: I don't care about the games, I am busy building an ERA to rival Vitality's>TN1R the Balding Clown: You hired me to lift the mood, not to shoot good>Sh1ro the Sniper: I'm not that good with the AWP...>Vanya Zweih is Spirit's kryptonite)>Nice to look at PARI. They are the closest to Vitality.>24 ADR, even karrigan didn't have something like this in years, and he's IGL! $1.5m transfer...>>2302558sorry don't visit 4chan much lately :0
>>2303268this is how i see it, Navi has a chance because they haven't played Vita for a long time. Pari maybe has a chance in bo3, we'll see tomorrow.but Falcons, i don't know. looking at the game vs Navi, Falcons are still a fucking shitshow. zonic talks about restraining the players ego and shit, i see they have a 3 man setup on short and Niko (the fucking most experienced and supposedly smart players in the roster) peeks dry into awp. they are just fucking retards, i have no other explanation for this team.
>>2303286pari lacks firepower and falcons lacks chemistry/mental fortitudeonly the gypsy crusader can save us now
>>2303286I think falcons (like niko&monesy g2) matchup stylistically the worst against navikinda like navi matchups badly against spiritso I don't put too much stock into that game for falconsIf the rest of navi aren't being actively shit and makazze does a good job they have a chance vs vitaIf falcons aren't actively losing rounds by sheer stupidity they have a chance vs vitaParivision I feel are a bit too early, I also feel the matchup is stylistically similiar to navi vs spirit, with pari being a bit too fragile with their smart plays when facing players like zywoo (+flamez&ropz)
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONK GO FIRST PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH SAVE MEEEEEEEE I DONT WANNA ENTRY DONK PLEASE MULTIKILL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
remember when tnir was likeable because he wasn't on spirit?I find it hard to root for him now
>>2303282Kwab im still waiting for that era
>>2303282TN1R the Balding Clown: You hired me to lift the mood, not to shoot good
>>2303319>DONK GO FIRST PLEASE
>>2303319wtf i thought leaking convos from officials is strictly forbidden
>>2303286>>2303303Falcons actually have a pretty decent record against VitalityNavi have no chance unless w0nderful lifegames again and b1t remembers he's supposed to be good
>>2303319sh1ro please get an impact frag
>peanut streaming csbungulators we are SO back
Why are Blast trying to farm lonely incels by bringing in the most dorkiest looking host imaginable? She even has a bit of a lisp.
>>2303533is that a serious question
>>2303533They are getting deperate for views. Blast has to be the worst TO right now:>Dupreeh segments: no one gives a fuck about him>Vitality/Zywoo glaze segments: no one cares either>Dorky le epic funny moments: No one cares when ESL does it better>Scrawnders duo: Spunj and machine do a better job>Long waits between games. Analyst yap for what feels like at least an hour before the damn match starts.Just be like PGL. Couple of quick gamba ads, matches, quick talk with the pros and DONE.
>>2303533ts bih room so bad only a nasty nigga would fall for her
>>2303644I don't know how blast fell off so hard when in the covid days they were leagues ahead of even esl.
>>2303658built for armpit sex
>>2303533It's working
>>2303658She's aight but Ephey clears hard.
>clears them all
>>2303792Yea but picking The Professor is just unfair desu.
>>2303792Damn he cute
actual garbage games today
>>2303855Your Tyloo vs Falcons?
>>2303855Your Liquid vs The MongolZ?
>>2303869I have so little faith in Tyloo I don't know if it's even worth it to hatewatch Falcons.
>>2303855Your 9z vs Spirit?
>>23038740-2 go next>>23038780-2 go next
>balanced build vs single stat maxxing
>>2303883super optimized max lvl build
>>2303884Yeah I'm thinking kick mezii
>>2302178I guess he was right.
>>2303896there's just not enough frags to go around.
>>2303883Spirit is like the ultimate version of coomer wojak meme. One strong hand and nothing else.
This gotta be the most viewed cs related video of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>2303896I'm thinking shut your fucking mouth cunt
>>2303953Brexit geezer GOD
#FALCONSAREHERE
>>2302491>Overpriced garbage or overpriced uncbait
Why is p0mp and Barfmike wearing matching turtlenecks
>>2303896Why kick the designated toggler while there's a major on the way? Who else is going to hit a triple kill through smoke right when all things are looking done?
>>2304147Imagine a pack of feral Moroccans stabbing them in Rotterdam P0mp trying to defend himself with jiu jitsu as they pull a machete on him
>>2303953mezii could be replaced by NAF (first 6 months of 2025 edition) and nobody would notice the difference
Is Tyloo guaranteed to make the major with that win vs Faze? Do they need this Falcons win too?
CAM ON CHIGGASCOOK SOME FACKING BIRDS
>>2304154they can choke lans in china and lose points
>>2304152We've been over this, Mezii is not replaceable.
>faltroons
>>2304169failtroons
RAPE FAILCL0WNS RAPE FAILCL0WNS
>>2304171they will never be a tournament winner
LETS GO FALCONS LETS GO
kyousuke too occupied with dolling himself up like a sissy he forgot how to play.meanwhile donk goblinmaxxes and zywoo ogremaxxes while carrying their teams.
do people feel stupid yet?doesn't look like the 2nd coming of donk is happening
>>2304162he could be replaced by krimz and no one would know the difference
>>2304194no one has the x factor mezii has when all the star players on vitality fail he picks up the slack that's why vitality is infallible right now
>>2304196he could be replaced by jks and no now would know the difference
niko showing how it's done, meanwhile kyousuke stands right in the open like a retard
>>2304200Where did mezii touch you?
>>2304200>nowhow'd i fuck up typing one so bad?>>2304202he hasn't, the glaze is undeserved
>>2304203Yep, I'm thinking goatzii raped and gaped your favorite team
>>2304206mezii is the xtqzzz of vitality[spoiler's players[/spoiler]
>>2304200nigga just keep posting random names
>>2304209when my beans and toast are ready for the vitality match I'll share some with you
>>2304209jeez i'm just horrid at the typing atm>>2304211mezii could be replaced by 2026 coldzero
Imagine the kind of miserable piece of shit you have to be to hate Mezii of all players.
>>2304216tab back in mezii
Not falling for your retarded bait.
>>2304216i don't hate him.he just gets undeserved praise for watching 4 hall of famers carry
>>2304220Flamez is who you think Mezii is.
actually comical how bad falcoons are. do they even practice? or just chill at the pool at the mansion
what is hiko up to these days?
>>2304223kyousuke chills on niko's lap while they scrim
>>2304225distracting him with a lolipop
>>2304221mezerokillsii has the least amount of kills on the team in 2026, below even apexhe's watched vitality play as much as I haveflamez is second in kills
>>2304228Ah you're that retarded statcel.
>>2304230i wouldn't bring up stats if you wouldn't deny reality, not to mention the drive by flamez slandermezii is a spectator in games he's supposed to be playing in, and people praise him like he's the goatstats just help illustrate itfewer kills than apexthat's your goat
>>2304235humblezii is just like that, letting his friends get aheadmy humble goat
>>2304235If you actually watched the matches you'd understand his impact.Flamez is objectively the most easily replaceable piece on Vitality.
This has to end in an OT loss for Falcons
lol teses and kyxsan
kyousuke was never good?
I LOVE MY NIGGA JEE
>>2304243dick is on his mind too much now
>>2304237mezii is more able to post copypastas in twitch chat than kill people on the server>>2304239actual bait post thinking that flamez is easily replaceable. especially when there are plenty of competent anchors who could use the time before the first opponent appears on their screen to do a programming course
GOATYOUNG
JamGOD
>>2304246What does Flamez do? Mezii genuinely picks up the slack when Ropz/Zywoo have an off day. Flamez can easily be replaced, he is the least valuable piece in Vitality.
>>2295417
>>2304252>What does Flamez do?flying smg entry to demoralize the enemy team
>>2304254You can have both. Hally can't tardwrangle them. Don't know about zonic.
may0nesy retarded zoomer jumping around flickshotting never hitting a shot
>>2304255Apex already does that.
>>2304252while mezii is busy doing nothing, flamez actually kills people on the other team
>>2304258he saw goatwoo's flick shot yesterday and has to do one better
>>2304261These come naturally. You can't force those.
>>2304260And when RopzWoo can't carry the team, Mezii does that.
bruh chadyoung so good mang
kek if you're losing to tyloo of all teams on inferno I think it's time to change your permaban
lmaooooooooo I knew it was over once it was OT on Inferno
LOL
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Fucking LMAO
classic fagtroons perf0rmance
failcoons lmao
>>2304275Here's the actual reactionWhat does he know that we don't?
dese nikkas finna get shat on by sheikhs after this match lmao
holy kek
2 more maps surely
>>2304280"wow were fucking shit" laugh
Falcons are gonna get Khashoggi'd soon
>>2304280The bag is probably real big.
>>2304280
>>2304263yes, your mezii carries:>13-4>13-3>13-4>13-4>13-2truly he stepped up when the team was struggling
>>2303533weird mouth, she looks and speaks as if she has braceshot
>jksfags will still pretend like tyloo isn't better than flyquest
>>2304290If there was a way to filter for ropz/zywoo underperforming and them still winning the map, it would be clear who picked up the slack. You're posting maps that are blowouts which are irrelevant to the conversation.
>>2304297>FQ out of nowhere
>>2304298The good thing about that list is it shows all the maps this year, and vitality have lost a few. So it conclusively proves that mezii does indeed step up when the team isn't playing wellYou can see that vitality lost a map vs mongolz, 10-13, and mezii stepped up with a HUGE>0.87How about the next one, where Vitality lost to a map to G2? Mezii was MONSTEROUS>0.59uhhhhhOK, Vitality lost a map to furia, meziigoat DELIVIERED>0.60Mezii stepping up is proven
niggas cry about dust2 and then play dogshit maps like ancient. bring back cbble
KACOOOWWWWW
>bring back cbblebait used to be believable
>nigsan
>>2304280>nervously laughes when he loses>looks pissed when he wins
What causes a man to seethe this hard about mezzi?
>>2304312probably a frenchturd seething there's a brit on his team
>>2304312common sense. mezii is overglazed now BUT he lifegames in majors so I don't mind the glazing. and anyway the teams works perfectly with him so no need to kick him and hope to improve even more.
>>2304312He's a few sliders away from spinbotting
>>2304312>>2304313The fellating of mezii is undeserved, he's just a nonshit anchorThere are 30 players who could do his job just as well as him, and a bunch who could do it better
>>2304303Okay do 2025 now
>>2304313you gotta learn that the hatred between the anglos and the french is truly one sided. teh french don't give a fuck about the brits, they have too many neighbours to care. meanwhile hating the french is part of the anglo identity. for sure the overglazing towards mezii is from anglos.
>>2304320You can't name even two
>>2304323t. xtqzzz
>>2304321you do it, I did 2026>>2304323named several in the thread already, and they weren't even on good teams
>>2304326>named several in the thread alreadyI am not searching the thread looking for patters to see which post is yours or not, list the anchors that are "better" than mezii again for me
>>2304326nigga you literally have the filters set up just change the year to 2025and again I wasn't talking about maps that vitality lost, of course they'll lose a few maps here and there, mezii is humanI'm talking about maps that they won courtesy of mezii stepping up to ropzwoos' roles
f0ze fire their coach yet?
shit ass tyloo giving us false hopes
I think tyloo might kill them on map3.
1.15 CT Rating vs top-10 is NOT enough for /magog/ to say that mezii is the best anchor player in the worldBy the weeeeh, Vitality are winning so hard people still think flameZ is the hardcore entry when he gave that position up to mezii and became a regular "opener" like donk and YEKINDAR
>>2304333Yes, and they lost every game after that anyway
>>2304344yeah buddy the player with the smg jumping around corners isn't the entry!shut up.
I suspect this nigga might be jewish. I don't see any other reason to glaze flamez this hard.
>>2304328some who are betterheavygodjimmyksceratomzinhostaehr>>2304331if he was stepping up when the stars aren't, then he'd be top fragging and putting up numbers in their losseswhich he isn't
kek kyousuke acting cocky. come on kiddo....
>>2304350Opening deaths traded percentage40.4% <--- mezii31.0% <--- flameZSupport rounds27.9% <--- mezii18.7% <--- flameZ
>>2304344>>2304358Your t-side entry player.......MEZII
>>2304361>it's another episode of people confusing entry and openerI even said that he's now closer to donk and YEKINDAR, retardbro
>>2304363SHUT UP just watch the fucking games, flamez is far more often in front than mezzi is WHEN flamez is alive
>>2304352HeavyGoy - lower CT ratingJimpphat - lower CT ratingKEKSCERATO - not an anchor (yuurih is dogshit)mzinho - lower CT ratingStaehr - not an anchor (jabbi is dogshit)>it's le untangiblesmezii is part-time IGL, none of the listed players have that, so he wins>it's le eye testmezii passes it with flying colors
nice gloss fagyousuke
5th worst rating for monesy on a winning map, 3 of them were on ancient.
why is kyousuke gay?not looking good for russian players, they are all twinks
>>2304344donk is both opener and entry you dipshit
>>2304374>why is kyousuke gay?
>>2304375hello from 2024 to you too, friend
>>2304375depends, on the maps and the situation, when donk is with a teammate and they know where the opponent is, donk will never entry, he will trade his teammate, this is also their whole strategy during his hero ak rounds. he never entries.
>>2304367>player is on worse team>player has lower ratingwow, can't believe mezii is the goat for being on the best team. you're right, we should suck him off moreit's time to face facts, he's just an average anchor on the best team
and it's over, incoming monesy masterclass to shut us all up.
>>2304386>monesy masterclassSo that's why they call him the flash. Good use of flashbangs.
may0nesy can only show a "masterclass" against a team like tyloo kek
>>2304385>the team is good DESPITE himCope several years past expiry dateIt's time to face facts, only HeavyGoy holds any competition to mezii, and he's slumping this year, so...
Should the score affect the VRS change? If a team wins 2-1 instead of a 2-0, shouldn't they gain less points?
who's the current holder of the kwabooty award? m0uz? f0ze? lulquid?
>>2304397NoA win is a win
>>2304398m0uzf0ze was an expected result
>>2304398Could be spirit today.
my estimation of karrigan as an igl just fuckin plummeted.seeing him laughing because he won a round against vitality in the last map of the major final was the final nail in the coffin.
How much was Falcons throwing on inferno? Any interesting rounds?
>>2304405wdwtsh
>>2304394>despite himyou need to go through the thread again, that's not what i've been saying at all
I've seen enough. Unfortunate, but I didn't expect Tyloo to do anything anyway.
>>2304407The strongest team in CS history can't be the strongest team in CS history with just an "average" anchor that has several players better than him, meaning have to be the strongest team in CS history in spite of mezii's supposed averagenessNot that difficult to deduce, otherwise you have to claim he's actually good
yeah its over
>>2304412why can't the strongest team have an average anchor? he has zywoo ropz and flamez to kill everyone, and his job is to like throw smokes and molotovs at ramp on nuke, then drop lower and hideas a reminder, he sees so little action he has less kills than apex
>>2304417>anchor has less kills than rotator no...
this niko guy pretty good at shooting
wow! niko remembered how to shoot!
jamyoung is fucking trash. dude is god like then total trash, how can you not kill niko here? one bullet impact on niko, 2v1. fucking tyloo.
Now if only this n0k0 feller could shoot opponents who actually shoot back.
>Niko just ultedShould've kept it for playoffs
keep an eye out for this kid named niko
>>2304419>doesn't answer the question posedso in conclusion:there is no reason mezii has to be good his stats show he's averagehe doesn't step up when the stars don't show upsounds like the most replaceable piece on vitality, and like i said way back when, you could replace him with NAF and nobody would notice
#FalconsAreHere
Inferno was competitive. Wha happun?
>chinks fell for the M4 mag meme
>>2304431>you could replace him with NAFdumb brownoid
>>2304436jks or krimz would be better
mezzo is so bad guys zywoo is literally 4v5 and winning
>26-2 combinedsad but at least there must be some chinese suffering because of tyloo so it's ok.
Reverse sweep chances?
>giga unc krimz would be betterokay this lil niglet just trolling
>>2304440never said he was badstrawmanning doesn't make me wrong
>>2304431mezii can't be replaced because he's high iq, there are too many low iq players in the pro scene right now.
>>2304443even krimz can throw a smoke and delay for zywoo to come kill people>>2304446the only high iq thing he's done is join vitality
apkeks is also kinda BAD so zyGOD is actually 3v5
he's laughing at us
kek chinks
my jigga jee...
Crazy how inferno ended 16-14 and yet
imagine being a pro player and having to justify yourself to some fucking youtuber
9z beat mouz and mouz at least have some teamplay, it's over for spirit (2-0)
my ears
"we don't have a good map puss"
>>2304474He wanted to say they dont have a kyousuke boipussy
>>2304472yeah right is better
>>2304473bald...
Blast I beg you, put some 30+ year old DEI trans woman on the analyst desk and my life is yours
>>2304496voo is right there lilbro
omg pimp sounded normal for a few seconds hereso he can hide his shit accent!
>>2302558Who is magixx? For the hungry, he is the famine. For the thirsty, he is the drought. For the tax collector, he is the Aleksib. When magixx speaks, I mute. If magixx thinks, I disagree.
NRG WILL HUMBLE FURIA
>>2304504it really do be like that...
there's like 3 awpers in top20 right now in this tournament...
why did that retard peek?
>gringos think they stand a chancekkkkk#GOFURIA#DIADEFURIA
>>2304512gonna be worse with the reload nerf
>>2304504>>2304510we love mag1xx here sweaty
>>2304518mag1xx is dead, our joyfull fatty is dead, now it's magoxx, the cringy doomer.
>grimthe sitution for the player
>>2304519damn you might be onto something
molodoy might diff monesy again dude's been not good lately
Is this another studio event? No crowd? This doesn't count then.
le un coup
>>2304538chicken coop
>>2303789
molodoy haters have been really quiet
What interest does the mayo company have in furia?
>>2304546his opposition is osee simmer down lil monkey
>>2304549>his opposition is oseeMore like nowhere to be seen haha am i right or am i right fellas?
>>2304553f0ze
GRIMOTHY
GRIM
Fuck yeah nuke
fucking osee
0seeMan
>>2304567
>>2304515>KWAB
>furia struggling against NAtrashlmao
Graped
How do brazilians feel about their 2 best players being Euro
yuurih is almost definitely getting the boot after this
>>2304580they lack the iq to think about anything logicallythey listen to whatever their streamergod like gaules says and copy his opinion
>>2304580Their best player is still huehue though (kekerato)
>>2304580No way anyone considers yekindar to be better than kscerato
>>2304586ur right>>2304599>>2304600
>>2304602I don't even speak Brazilian nor am I aware of what gaules says (I don't speak Brazilian). Kekerato has been solid for a very long time, I said this a dozen of threads ago.
>>2304602I've never watched a single BR streamer you dumb fuck, I'm just stating the obviousI fucking despise the /sp/ /int/ subhumans that found their way to this thread istg
>>2304614>>2304605mad monkey, took 10 minutes seething before typing again KEKQ
>>2304624I was making breakfastFuck off already you failed abortion
What are the odds for spirit losing today, I want another roster change
>>2304633If 9z play like they did yesterday? 50%
broooooooo just plant safe
>nitr0 and sonic both on 1 killDamn
>>2304633>>2304637there is genuinely 0 chance of spirit losing against 9z@ me later if I'm wrong
>>2304654The Mossad have been feeling a lot bolder after recent world events
>>2304659>0 chance>if I'm wrong
Why do people buy the AWP in round 2I swear it never goes well
oGod
>that flashwhat the fuck was yekindar thinking
>0.017Ouch
NAbros...
>>2304734Is there anything more na than losing to a low buy b rush
furia vs falcons
>>2304737losing to glocks
>>2304573>>2304586>>2304575>>2304602>>2304624sit the fuck down gringo retardinho
>>2304748it's okay>>2304738
kek vira lata complex engaged hard
>dropped a map to NApathetic
>>2304739based moloGOAT
LIQUIDBROS WHERE WE @???
>>2304779Right FUCKING here
fucking maui reported my posts to her or what? the more the days pass the more she covers herself and hides her body.
The doctor is in.
how has this braindead slot n0f managed to stay all these years?
Elige is Black
fucking apologise
n0f is a bigger problem than b0tnigganand that's saying something
elige apologists where are you???????????
>>2304811???
the cringe
>deagle ace>macs2og doesn't noticebleak
Fight Milk
>>2304824nt but he didn't win, it was already over before last kill
>>2304824Is anyone even watching these games?
>>2304842TL coming out worse after a player trade again
LIQUID DOUBTERS?!??!?!?!??!?!
>the momentumis here>Liquidis here
>l0lquid
why so many teams falcons'ing shit recently?
This cobrazera guy is kinda based. Finally a mongoloid that screams besides mzinho.
imma be honest, this ain't lookan good
if nat's on screen then I'm watching.don't really care about these games.
man are we not gonna get a single upsetand no sp0r0t aren't gonna lose to 0z
i hope we see voo at other events id love more analysts that arent retared and annoying to listen to
>retared
>l0qu0d
>navi and pari not good enough>falcons being falcons>mouz more emasculated than ever>spirit even more of a one-man team than before>faze, liquid and g2 collapsingBros we can't let Vitality do the 3peat, (((they))) can't get too comfortable How do we actually stop them?
>>2304930fire saw, execute paypal and get any t2 awpboom v0tality finished
>>2304930>How do we actually stop them?
>>2304932>fire sawDeranged takeAlso I forgot Furia add them next to jitu
>>2304935Nigga he's gonna get farmed by flamez and jewoo
>>2304748mologoy is so cringe
>>2304936nigga paypal has dirt on himif we need to get rid of the cancer we need to amputate
>>2304939Where is your faith?
>>2304930Need to manufacture some emotional crises for the players like get their girlfriends to break up with them. Astralis was done in by personal issues and burnout, not gameplay.
is it really happening?
>>2304930>(((they))) can't get too comfortablemouz is eliminated
I thought "spirit are a one-man team" was an exaggeration but I checked and their second-best rated player in this event is sh1ro at 0.92 LMAO>>2304956flameZ is a literal Mossad agent and zywoo is jewish
VLTIMATE
>ultimate is ba-
>>2304930flamez will be drafted soon.
-broky-jcobbb+degster+xkacpersky+ash
>>2304930Someone should show them how little views they get on their stuff compared to Faze clan. The deep rooted insecurity will sent them down a slippery slope ending up in at least 2 troonouts and a suicide.
God fucking damnit mang
hordebros stay winning
Has Liquid ever been a good team in any game?
>>2304966-d.He's Potential Man, always has one or two maps a tournament where he's a god but he's mid as fuck otherwise>>2304971Joke's on you the players don't care about that, only the management does
>>2304930>Vitality winning >Team cohesion is good >Blind trust in each other Seems like the perfect moment for a certain rodent to make his signature backstabbing move and chasing that bag to Falcons
Spirit are fucked.
>>2304970this or regali
wtf where's Nattea?
>>2304984with me my friendwould you like to see her?
>>2304984She's in Rotterdam south side living her best life Don't wait for her to come home
>>2304978donk is loyal to spirit, just not the players of spirit
>>2304987You wish, fag>>2304989Nah, there she is
>>2304962mental illness
>>2304990Ratz is only loyal to himself and moloch
>>2304999Sh1ro is mentally ill I agree
i bet maui follow dieworkwear on xitter
>>2305011Maui 100% owns a pair of driving gloves
today I feel south american
Liquid IS the Raped
Vamos boludos por Messi
>>2305019the bag they get makes it all worth it
BET ON 9Z
How do we feel about Aurora?
white devils can't into Counter Strike
>>2305034
>Liquid finished higher than FazeHAHAHAHAHA
>*mindbreaks brazilians*
>>2305035>brownie gets trashed around>actually we are winning!
>>2305044ever since he broke molodoy at krakow molodoy hasn't been the same...
-jcob +faze
>m0uz >f0ze>l0qu0dkeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
she's so wet for zont1x
who is she
>cuts from whore to magixxgross
magixx had the cocaine drips going on, maybe we get to see a magixx ace today
where do i bet on donk slamming the desk at least twice this game
/magog/fagz big mad cuz they all old and fat(in ugly way) and broke and not cute, KWAAAAAB!
>>2305077How red will this nigga get today?
were watching ohne do prop hunt btw
>tab back>eye candy on screen>immediately cuts to indianhumilation ritual
tn1r masterclass
>>2305077imagine kissing magixx. d2nk is so lucky
sudaca noobs
Spirit didn't post a vlog from Stockholm? vibes must be so bad not even Nick can save them
why is that small ass 9z teams getting sponsored by a multi billion dollars oil company?
thirdiebros... secondieGODS are destroying us...
MY GOD THEY ARE SO STUPIDSO FUCKING STUPIDthey keep peeking like retards.
sh0r0 found his level for farming, it's over
>1v1>could play bomb>fuck it wide swingthis is like one of my comp matches lol how did 9z get here
how did mouz make every playoff for like 16 months and then lost to this?
nigga trynna get inside the game
9z got bribed, they're just happy to have won shitloads of VRS points by beating mouz
>2024 sh1ro was the best clutcher everholy shit off yourself you cretin
>>2305133it's launders bro
Cumback????
>>2305086Bros hear me out, I wanna fuck magixx...
if only they didn't blatantly gave away T rounds by acting like complete clowns we could have had a game
>>2305129>bribing argentiniansthat would cost literally tens of dollars
>>2305135almost every cast he always says something so retarded that it can't be put into wordslike when some anon here pointed out that he was confused about a glock headshot not being an instant kill in the pistol round, which is something you learn after you queue a competitive match for the first time in your life
>>2305086me in the back, hoping that people won't think I'm together with them, only to remember that we're wearing the same jersey
do the red goggle agents make you stand out too much? will changing this help me climb rank from mg?
>goose eggwho the fuck says that
>>2305147>scrawnders>anders and henrygdid blast pick the most stupid casters on purpose?
>>2305147I mean this duo is kinda the fraud duo. launder was never a pro, scrawny got hired after posting a video on reddit. they're basically the least professional.
Why are spunj and machine never at these blast events? Is it a contract thing?
>>2305151blast are trying to save money as much as possible. you can be sure that those are the cheapest casters.>>2305153they work mostly for esl, they work for blast too but only during majors or the biggest events, and they never cast finals for blast.
2305150 is a silly goose egg
>>2304930Just wait for the retirement of MaT and/or Apex
>>2305151>>anders and henryg>stupidheck you, man
lmao magixx thought he was getting congratulated but instead hally tells him there is a time out because his t side is trash ass
hally really doing timeouts after winning the round
>>2305197that's also hally's t-side
You really thought I wouldn't recognize your mental illness just because you changed the topic of your meltdown this time? I mean come on buddy.
maybe tn0r just stop caring after getting big paycheck
argies just got raped by brazil in soccer too lol, bad time to be a sudaca
>>2305235are brazilians not sudaca?
At least tomorrow games are gonna be good
>>2304659call me quasimodo lil niggas>>2304661wya lil retard?
>>2304970- (((you))) [from life]- b0tniggan+ dexter
>>2304978unreal mental illness let it go fatty
>>2305120t0rzsi getting booed at budapest probably buckbroke them and it's only been downhill since
I'll be honest, I much prefer this aussie dork over fr0ya.
Who do you even root for tomorrow?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391767/natus-vincere-vs-aurora-blast-open-rotterdam-2026I would've rooted for navi but ever since learning that makazze is a muzzie I'm inclined to root for Aurora.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391768/falcons-vs-furia-blast-open-rotterdam-2026Hatewatch central, though I'm more inclined to hate the monkeys.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391769/parivision-vs-vitality-blast-open-rotterdam-2026EZ Vitality win, sorry j0me.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391770/the-mongolz-vs-spirit-blast-open-rotterdam-2026Never giving up on my fat nigga magixx.
>>2305268freya always with the same haircut, inserts "fuck" when she talks during the epl to pretend to be cool, pussies out from hanging out with the lads during games, married to an old man.
>>2305271I'm not that old
>>2305270aurora falcons pari spirit
>>2305270>>2305274>falconsthisI prefer seeing molobitch humbled than niko malding
>>2305270navifuriavitalitymongolzsimple as
>>2305279niko malds when he wins, he laughs at his own curse when he loses.
>>2305274>>2305279ying and yang ahh niggas>>2305277yes fuck f0llen mel0dy and y0kindar
>>2305270Navi, though I like both teams; Furia because Falcons is fake and gay; Pari for the upset, though I don't dislike Vitality; Mongolz because I don't like Spirit.
kyousucky to sp0r0t+nucleonz to failclowns main roster
>>2305364niko's not gonna let him go
I just realized after Rotterdam we won't see Vita for a few weeks againWe better enjoy the Wookino while we can, lads
-kyousuke to drug rehab-teses-zonic to panel with dupreeh+hunter+nucleonz+swani (second goat coach)
>>2305376why would hunter join with his egotistical washed cousin who's lowk more cursed than liquid?
>>2305270NaviFalconPariSpirit>ever since learning that makazze is a muzzie>I'm inclined to root for Auroraare you aware that roachistan is 99.8% muzzie?
When it's all said and done, I think Donk will have a worse resume than Zywoo
>>2305411eh aurora is alright
>>2305438>the least shit muzzie country is the most secularcan't help but NOOOOOOTICE these things
>>2305430Indeed.
>>2305443This isn't a revelation, out of the 3 abrahamic religions, islam is the most backward. So countries like turkey and UAE (to some extent) whilst islamic on paper are surprisingly quite progressive. Their newer generations are mostly atheists, even the ones who identify with a religion are very moderate.That's why I like Aurora despite them all being muzzies. Especially woxic and majer, great guys.
>>2305430Depends on whether or not he sticks with Spirit to the endIf he ever gets a team that can actually support him he might easily surpass zywoo
>>2305472good players get worse when they play with d0nkey, wonder why
Shoutouts to>Wicadia>Staehr>TeSeS>MATYSNiggas who never get the recognition they deserve and play for the team fr
>>2305473If you mean zweih, he was hired to replace magixx in his dogshit roles when he used to play more like donk in Nemiga, it was never gonna worksh1ro is the same as he ever was, though lately he's had a serious allergy to getting impact fragstn1r idk
>>2293693I'm gonna return it. The mouse is fine but I'm just way too used to playing with a fingertip grip. I gave it a fair go for a bitr over a week, but I just dislike palm grip. I doubt its worth developing new muscle memory just for a new mouse. I'll look for something else.
>>2305474Also>phzy>ryu>woxic>sovlfly>mezii>yuurih>b1t
>>2305477ngl i think it's really beneficial to your mechanics learning different styles of aiming for a time, low/high sens, different mouse grips etc. Obviously all that's completely unnecessary if you're playing casually but I find the process interesting
>>2305493No one who posts here is a casual, I'm always looking to improve my mechanics.Why do you think that's the case? I'm of the mindset that you shouldn't change the settings/set-up you're comfortable with, less changing variables to me means I don't need to think about anything but the game and aiming.
>No one who posts here is a casual
>>2305472fym nigga ts literally play around him
>>2305474>>2305485>the tomb of the unknown fragger
>>2305504every player on the team looking to drop/save d0nkey an AK is not enough for him apparently
>>2305506d2nkey copers have to rationalize him forever being #2
>>2305507he was the goat of cs2 for all of a year tho!!!
>>2305077Billie got fat
Mouz lost to this?
>>2305521>d0nkey farming these randoms so when he gets booted from the event by zywoo copers can still compare the 2.1 ratings kekw
>>2305521there was a round on inferno where one of the 9z guys got a 1v3 clutchthat broke mouz mentally, they choked the lead, then the map, then the series
>>2305522Bro... vitality farmed them too...
The famas is the MOUZ of CT guns
>>2305521
>>2305504>>2305506Spirit's entire strategy is "donk go kill" as it always has been, but the thing is, they never facilitate it like a well-structured team (e.g. vitality, navi) would.Their utility is really poor, their trading is average at best, and their T-side calling was rather one-dimensional even when chopper was still around. You see this a lot in their anubis and ancient.
>>2305574OTOH PV pretty much instantly trading every frag is pretty enjoyable to watch, love to see Jame and his 4 little niggas playing like a team
I bought some replica gloves on a chink site and they came in a faze bag lol
>>2305582Yes which is why they punch above their weightTeam cohesion and utility is a huge part of why Vitality and prime Astralis got so dominant, pure firepower can only get you so far and even then it's not consistent
>>2305585Wear them while you play and you'll shoot like Karrigan and Broky
I hate shiro and his mental illness awping. This lil nigga has zero impact and whenever hes top fragging its because the opponents decided its a fast lose and donk would have raped them in his place anyway
https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveObliviousCheesecakeEagleEye-Et9nwdnFlyFDBxzedonk could never
>>2305642>https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveObliviousCheesecakeEagleEye-Et9nwdnFlyFDBxzeThe hit reg looked really crispy here for cs2
>>2305642donk didn't expect this judging by his reaction
>>2305496I view a lot of this stuff through the lens of the mental aspect of the game so keep that in mind idk if this shit will make sense. Personally I think the best thing you can do for your mechanics is experiment with meditation. Getting a better understanding how your mind works and having more control over your focus is huge and I find it insane how little it's ever brought up at the pro level>I'm of the mindset that you shouldn't change the settings/set-up you're comfortable withthis is true when you need to be at your "peak" for any given amount of time, minimizing variables leading up to a tournament or a push grinding elo. This is your "muscle memory" that people are worried about messing with but to continue the analogy playing in different ways is like training different muscles, if you keep doing the same exercises you will plateau. When you're doing new shit it's hard and frustrating but these signals to the brain is how we learn. Going from an average sensitivity to say 500edpi forces you to have smooth and consistent aim while shaping your movement for good pre aiming and positioning. 900+ edpi allows you to be more mobile and limit test how you manipulate your sprays/flicks. Same thing with different shooting styles. While you'll have a preference for one style or another you're most comfortable, spending time in these areas opens up possibilities how you interact with the game that you otherwise weren't aware of
>>2305691sex with sjokz
Lawl>1.36>1.12
easy when you cheat
>>2305721holy mogged d2nkey
>>2305726>still coping
>playing a 5v5 game 6v5>still no majorLol
-karrigan
>>2305629sadly both still shoot better than me
>>2305585>Put em on while playing>Suddenly get a voice in my head telling me to stack A>The oponents then proceed to attack BFuuuuck
How are we feelan about today's bo3s?
>>2305867 (Checked)I'm thinking the 'Woo wins all of them>b-butVICTORYWOO
>>2305867>navi vs auroranavi, they are more consistent and makazze will humble>falcons vs furiafuria, both are struggling a bit, but chokecons stay chokecons>pari vs vitavitality, they are in top form and winning the tournament>mongolz vs spiritbiggest tossup, depends on the form of both of them today, might give it to spirit but i want mongolz to win
I like pimp now
>>2305867i sure enjoy essentially meaningless seeding matches, glad we got two of them today
>>2305908oh no that means in playoffs we only have to watch 2 vitality rapes instead of 3 how horrible
>>2305911if they want to do this style of giving some teams an advantage, they should make it double elim and have an upper bracketthis straight to semi's is shit is just so boring
>>2305914whats boring is that every tier 1 team will never win a tournament unless the vitality bus gets T-boned on the way to the venueyeah this format sucks but everyone knows who is going to win so just get it over with
my navvies playing :)
I haven't watched CS in forever. Who are /ourguys/?
>>2305920FlyQuest
>>2305920fazethis match? aurora
>>2305920everyone but f0ze and sp0r0t and failcl0wns
>>2305920jame
>>2305920the mongolz
navi looking good since eplI see them making it to gf
>>2305920No one, we only hatewatch
>>2305920/ourguys/ from Sakura ofc
does xantares r_drawtracers_firstperson 0?based if true
>>2305920Whatever team RIPablo Escobar is on
Wicadia so cute :3333
>>2305920Good guys:Aurora - only tier 1 national teamFaze - paid by the roundParivision - Jame is our lordHatewatch teams:Falcons - Saudi moneyVitality - Winning everythingLiquid - actual retardsPiss break teams:MOUZ - no auraNAVI - No aura except for AleksiBSpirit - Donk 1v9
>>2305946>Faze - paid by the roundWhy the fuck did they exit so early then?
>>2305946>Spirit not in the hatewatch listfuck off
>>2305946f0ze ain't nobodies guy
>>2305947Broky doesn't like money>>2305949Spirit are actually likeable but watching them play is literally just Donk rapes or gets raped
>>2305951>Spirit are actually likeable but I only like donk
>>2305951The diva and his lackeys aren't likeable
mongolz > aurora and i wont hear any different opinion
>>2305952Shiro is likeableMagixx is actually a really funny guyThey just don't have the team cohesion right now. Maybe more time with Magixx at igl they can get there but so many times they look lost right now. I don't know if they need a new coach or what.
>>2305957Did we ever get an explanation on the Senzu situation?
>>2305946Your Mongolz?
yes I know it's r*ddit but kinda crazy how many problems xantares has with his handshttps://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1s0hik6/xantares_joined_aurora_content_creator_erenays/
>>2305966damn thats fucked, i thought he just choked>He misses playing Danger Zone, hopes for its return.holy based
>>2305959Don't think so, but its probably some personal issues of his and him wanting to try out playing internationally.Pretty cool that it looks like they're letting him try out playing internationally with PUA (if that is indeed what's going on). Though I don't think any top team has a slot for him at this point, I think for now the highest he could reach for is still with the Mongolz, if that's even on the table anymore.I think Mongolz are doing well just growing as a team, with some highs here and there and it's a good sign that they don't have to rely on Senzu to carry, but can also do well with cobrazera. Overall I trust the org to make good decisions keeping Senzu and the core's wishes in mind.
>>2305966just 30+ gamer things.
>>2305443>the least shit muzzie countryThey are literally turbo muzzies, roachistan is pretty fucking bad except for suicide bombers.For example ukies demanded russia to return kids they evacuated from warzones, russia complied, ukies send them to turkey where they were gang raped in communal housing for literal months. KIDS not random whores, LITERAL KIDS. Guess what, no was held accountable. So no, hell no, roachistan is not alright.
>>2305966>hands, back, neckHe is killing himself every time he plays, needs to quit for some time or transition into streaming under Aurora org until he fixes himself, otherwise it will only get worse, much worse
#NaviNation#BornToWin
kek roachies
navidaddies
>unironically 2nd best team itw will play Parken Challenge Cup for vrs boostgrim
>>2305994high praise for eyeballers
Today I'm a macaco
>>2306002Heh, i didn't see Navi withdrew 2 days ago
makazze GOAT
>>2305930I dunno chief, only makazze and iM are looking in formw0nderful's been average and b1t's been outright shit by his standards, even if they make it to gfs it will be a boring 3-0 rape
why is niko bleaching his hair
>>2306016kyou likes it that way
>>2306017cute couple
>>2306018>>2306017>>2306016Monesybros...
>>2306020moloosy
Spirit vs Mongolz, not sure who's favoured here
presente
>>2305923#trvke but also add in p00riaanyone but these 4 teams>>2305921We're now thunderdownunderchads thoughbeit.>2305946 (((you)))
>>2305986roachistan is as good as a muzzie country CAN be that's the point
>>2306003Today I'm a goatfucker#falconsarehere#cacaw
>>2306028
furia's mirage CT was very crisp vs nrg, i know its nrg but the fundamentals were very strong and no wrong moves were made pretty much every peek had a flash support, a doubleswing etctotally lost on T tho
uhh failkeks?
Niko looking sharp today ngl
UncKo has to carry the femboys asses yet again, it seems.
>NiKo's Russian boys all bottom fraggingMore hard poundings needed
>>2306040in server and real life, they love it
>>2306027Literally the only thing roachistan got going for it is its physical location, ie tons of byzantine / rome remains, proximity to eu and being between eu and russia. Its no different, maybe even worse than a couple of tiny and irrelevant but turbo rich middle eastern countries.
niko top ingame so he can bottom irl uwu
unc still got it
If I'm blad3, I'm IMMEDIATELY shutting myself in the lab with aleksi to antistrat THE SHIT out of Vitality, and putting b1t, iM and makazze on mandatory 14-hour DM seshs (with the humane lunch/fap break in-between) every day until Friday
>>2306051All that just to get raped by WooTality who spent their time enjoying their vacation.brvtal
If I'm NiKo, I'm IMMEDIATELY shutting myself in a lab with Monesy and Kyousuke, for strats and stuff.
p00ria coach is pissing me off someone tell him to shut up
yooo its 6 7 XD
>>2306058we love sidde here, lil' blud
>>2306060he is alright but the way he screams is extremely annoying
>>2306060monkey.
Nice shots, faget
Look at that smoke spam, The GOAT rifler is gonna get giga FUCKED when he starts playing on the ammo patch.
TESES RAPE
Fucking monkeys throwing
Yekindar's been playing badly for some time now
i dont like this guy he's too tall and bald
Pimp looking zesty today
>>2306087i dont get why this guy is hired for the deskevery video i've seen of his that's about the pro scene is just him yapping over a demo but without actually commenting on the things happening on the screen, zero analysis. low effort slophe's not good at the game, not ex pro, and the whole past year his main thing was trying to be another mauisnake and "muh zywoo no cultural impact" and such average boring NA redditor cunt, and looks exactly like that
>>2306087actually a good analyst
when do the GOOD teams play
lmao
>>2306100My paycheck....No...
>>2306100>MBS informed me if you don't win this series, there will be some visits to an embassy
The GOAT rifler and now The GOAT pistoleer
>t is gonna save a kek9, better give him a duelmonesy is so fucking stupid it's unreal
ive seen enough, give dust 2 map to p00ria
>>2306098Spirit vs Mongolz is soon bro
The one map they can't win is the retarded aimer map. Grim stuff from falcons.
Shame about the mirage choke but Furia should win this, Falcons are just a bad fucking team
Just needed to restart the pc hehe ;]
nice maxim
VAMO CARALHO
>"courtesy of ESL"HOLY cucks. having to pay to air esl skits
Nice ace that was kakkoii
kyousuke is just a skilled kyojin
https://www.hltv.org/events/9045/rog-journey-spring-2026
I wouldn't mind a (You)
>>2306153can't believe there were ever s0mple defenders
honestly i think in this tournament falcons are playing significantly better as a team than they used to BUT on dust 2 they seem to have regressed
>>2306159ts how I feel posting in magog
yeah furia are finished
I wanna play CS but my wrists are fucked
all these players washed yet peakwoo keeps climbing...
>>2306186cs is not as fun as tournaments / fragmovies make it look.
molodoy and yekindar are ghosting again. im getting tired of this common occurrence
>>2306190tournaments are as fun as they look
>>2306198You wont be participating in any of them, at most you will be participating in tier 3 shittery and its just 24/7 drama, match fixing, potentially cheaters and grind
>>2306186Bro? Your arm aim?
>zonic copying p00ria coach >HOROSH lmao
>>2306202you could just admit you're a joyless incel bro
I wonder if Niko screams NICE every time he cums inside Ilya
FELONS ARE HERE
caster is right there's no other explanation, fallen is a psychic
Come on macacos, don't choke again
why would they go B, just why? and conveniently fallen just knows to stuck B neither decisions make any sense, such bullshit script
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bro just get it over with
damn kyxsan 200 iq callrespect
DO NOT FUCKIGN CHOKE FALCONS
maldkindar kek
The retard busted his mouse with his rage
cuckindar
if you willingly break your mouse, you shouldn't be able to change it
What a monkey
>>2306246don't worry bro they're saving the chokes for the match against vitality
damn i remember slamming my mouse and breaking it i felt like the biggest retard alive and instantly walked to the electronics shop to get a new one
wait it's a replay, or does he keep smashing his mouse??
check yekindar's bank account after this.probably got a massive payout from polymarket.
ref fixed the mouse holy moly
>Son, I am disappoint
based yekindar breaking his mouse to have a free pause and give molodoy time to unchoke himself
Yekindar you chimp lmao
white mans burden, i broke far too many mice than i can count at least 3 are laying in my drawer>>2306257kekindar fixed it by slamming it again kek
>>2306260>"this is how my career ends?"
even his mouse is pink
NiKo can't even laugh at this because of the desk incident
>>2306254I remember slamming my mouse on my pad as a teenager and I felt like such a fucking retard when one of the buttons got stuck and I thought it was broken. I can't imagine doing it in a tournament during OT and tilting the fuck out of my team.
>>2306267If you can't beat them, join them
KWABKO
>>2306271very gay
The GOAT rifler....
Niko's turn to bash a mouse
FUCKING CHOKOFUCKING MOKO UBIT OBOIH NAHUY SUKA
god I love watching niko malding. he's just like me.
>>2306269>tilting the fuck out of my team.gave the choking bots a free tac pause, it was smart
>>2306271I'm a zywoo fan but damn, I understand some people don't want him to be the goat kek
>mologod is back
DINK'D
>>2306267what else of his is pink?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NIGGEEERS STOP THROWING SUKAWHY MOLLY WINDOW BLYATMOLY CAR SUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>monkey cheatingno....
tard rage >>>>
NICE MAXIM
>>2306290Ask NiKo
Our guys won!!!
ok im over falconsthey are just feeding mologoy killsevery single one of his kills is just falcons walking into his crosshair
Niko does not have that dog in him
on that goat igl shit
eu sempre acreditei#GOFURIA
>>2306301never has there been a more delusional people than the poles
Just break the opponents momentum by breaking your own mouse, similar to the bullshit spirit was pulling for ages until they were told to stop their pillow and fake ts techs
I've never slammed my mouse because I don't have impotent sissy rage.
VITORIA
I've slammed my mouse a bunch of times and it never broke. Maybe I'm just too weak for cs
Its FalchadsIts NukeYou know how this ends
monosoy????????? kek what?
>mones0y
>>2306331this won't be easy to forget kekmones0ykek it's over
>>2306330>>2306331based henryGoat giving us new material
Once faze finally gets bagged and tagged, falcons will kick kyxscam and bring in unc to finally fix their issues.
monesoy vs mologoy
>>2306323
falcons losing is always so funny
yeki broke these niggas kek
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>2306355Mouz breaking and mouse breaking
>3-10
B-b-b-ut muh 100% winrate on Nuke
>>2306355Plase dont be racist
Niko is such garbage last 2 maps its unrealhe will fraud into another top 20 list bc of that gifted joke mvp with no merit
Are they pronouncing kyousuke's name differently each time
Surely Furia won't fuck this up..
uh is it slipping?
>>2306338>team suffers because of ego>bring another jupiter sized egoyeah i think Falcons would actually do this
niko monesy kyo triple makeout after they win
CT sided map thoughbeit
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Smack the mouse again Yekindar
haters?
G0DNESY UPMOLOGOY DOWN
break another mouse
kyo goat
FalleN and pizza face latvian are buck broken
kek monkeys
easy for us
FALCHADS ARE HREHATERS AND TRANNIES BTFO
>>2306310>>2306302lol
Stupid monkeys dude
>>2306302>>2306310.
it's over
wallhack activated
FALCONS ARE HERE
>falcons didn't shit their pants for onceI should buy a lottery ticket
i do feel like falcons are playing SIGNIFICANTLY better, simply by no ego peeking FUCKING NICE FALCONSHAROSH FALCONS
>>2306302>>2306310
this is all my fault again.>>2306358
blast is a crowdless mickey mouse event anyways
>>2306429it has a arena this weekend lil bro
steppes cherub
The ghost of Semey
>>2306429>blast didnt matter anyway
>>2306429Vit is winning anyway
Such articulate wow
Yes, nobody cares, bring Nattea already
>>2306441this
>could have gone either wayKEK
Wow, total falcons domination
Brazil is not a serious country
>>2306440
>>2306358thanks oppositechad
m0nkeysf0llenp00riay0kindarmel0dykek
>>2306459kek
queen is back. imagine motorboating her ass
>>2306459it's m0l0s0y
if you love cs you would not tune it to watch the official broadcast because neither freya or sjokz are there
oh no poor spirit has another late game :/
What's worse for brazilians, losing to Arabs with oil money or losing to NA?
>>2306468Freya is pretty but Sockz is like 45 years old and acts like 20.
>>2306468those hags are getting old.
>>2306468no dotathot could ever dethrone my hagqueens
>mirage>inferno>dust2jesus christ wake me up when it's over
>>2306468i watch for kyousuke and monesy
I miss old Inferno...
triplewoo
why has henry and anders casting been so bad this tournament i usually dont think about it but this has been noticeably poor and even annoying at times
apex nades too good mang
BELCHONOKKELCHONOKK
>>2306489>wake me up when it's overwhen I'm wiser and I'm older
what did apex say? i didnt catch it
>>2306535he said he wants everyone to check out /magog/
>>2306537what a nice guy
can't think of a player that would be more annoying to play against than ropz, that fucking sexy little twink
chadpex actually carrying
>>2306535he said the f-word
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
NO WAY
KWABVISION
NOTA YOU FUCKING DOG
and niggas be hating on the british playaANKARA
>all of a sudden mezii has conveniently really good game convenient :^)
Vitality's pulling some straight bullshit to close out every round and now it's got PV playing so scared.
let's goooo
>>2306560mezii didn't even insta headshot nota. I don't understand how nota could fuck up so badly against someone at 9 HP.
>>2306566Its ropz's leftover faze magic powering the team
xielo and zweih to the glue factory
Belchonokk was let down by his team
ez 4 godtality orcs go back to ukraine
>>2306571why would you give this cutie such a harsh fate
>>2306537inviting people to our secret club? fuck him
>>2306569
>>2306565>>2306579your cope is delicious, my boy
seems like nota was just sneething and screwed up in his rage. sad!
Spirit should drop 4 players and sign Jame + 3 of the others. Would go up in VRS too
I'm so tired of dupreeh. This mothefucker can't speak for shit.
>>2306598How many Majors have you won?
>>2306570faze had ropz magic, not ropz having faze magicfaze magic = ropz magic + broky magic + twistzz magic
>>2306598You are just autistic. I can understand him fine.
kek ropz lurking around the map like a rat will always be funny
The glock is better than the USP, the retarded pro hivemind just won't accept this.
>>2306598Didn't you train enough your shit accent understanding with ynk?
>>2306607glock is better only at close rangehaving a pistol able to finish off a wounded enemy in 1-2 hits in most situations is more valuable
>>2306599jl won a major despite being incoherent and obviously retarded so honestly seems like a nonsequitur
Even medium range glock is better. And most maps will have fights in the close to medium range, except maybe some places like Long A on Dust 2.
>>2306599ive had sex unliek dupreeh
Aimlocks back on the menu this tourney
It's not like Vitality is invincible. They bleed. They lose maps, they lose series, they lose tournaments. They're just the most consistent at the moment, is all.
my goatwoo!!!!!
>>2306615>>2306619
Anchorwoois there anything he can't do
>>2306607this but p2000, USP is literally the worst option for most players. also im finally getting banned cya niggers, one last femboy
>>2306619it's the same reason why ak is superior to m4usp can instakill with headshot more often than glockand it's even more accurateglock is good at close range and maybe vs. silvers since you can just spam retards who wont kill you in a headshot like actually skilled players will
j-jame bros? are we back?
I know they'll lose inferno but this one round by pari was better than literally 99% of the rounds spirit has played in tier 1.
>>2306632At any range it matters, i.e short-medium range, the glock can instakill with a headshot too. On maps like Inferno, Ancient, Nuke etc the glock is much better for most scenarios. There are very few instances where the USP is better, such as outside on Nuke, Long A on Dust2, Mid on Mirage etc.
JAMESUS CHRIST
Falcoomers won? Cool.
>>2306639I buy pee two fiddy
>>2306644worst gun in the game just buy a tec9/5-7
>>2306642>no peanitzdropped
S1mple needs to go drunken master mode
quick!how does he fix their ct-side in halftime?
inferno is t-sided
>>2306639you're gonna be in the minority with your opinionfor a retard-level explanation: you can do things like the kscerato 4k on inferno b with a usp more reliably. I've done something less flashy but essentially the same many times when holding sites; if you actually have good aim you can just instakill multiple enemies with usp, glock is more for rushing/spamming/finishing off low enemies at close range. Usp is just much more valuable in more situations. Being more able to instakill your opponent with a single bullet is so much better than anything the glock can offer.
>>2306646>the cheapest non-starter gun in the game is the worstyou might be onto something herethough it's better at longe range than either of the pistols you mentioned
>>2306642watson emma
>>2306658Okay so we can firmly establish that for the T side, the glock is better. The question remains for the CT side. If you're going for a retake, facing opponents at the same level as you, would you not prefer the glock?
>>2306642her head is bigger than her torso
>>2306651Keep your head up, Fazechad.
>>2306658this guy is convinced pros are retards, you will not prove him anything, let him cope
>>2306675Appeal to authority fallacy. The "pros" have already been proven to be braindead hiveminded retards with the entire AUG/SG fiasco.
>>2306675well...
flickwoo my goodness
does apex roid or is he natty?
>>2306678doo thinks we are in high school debate club
>>2306687I accept your concession.
>>2306678And anons are proven to be braindead hiveminded retards that are bad at video games every single day.
Did you doubt, even if was just for a second?
>>2306655They are essentially mirroring the exact scoreline from Mirage.
>>2306691Concession denied.
This nigga not been doing much this bo3
>>2306665>we can establish...no>>2306678it's infact the opposite:the more professional the players got, the more objectively and accurately they started to identify advantagesAUG/SG awakening marks the shift from halftime plumbers to proper professionalsit was always the "serious" hobbyists that were the most stuck up in their ways, this is true even todayI don't even mind whether you're just delusional or baiting
>>2306702Yes we can establish that retard, are you saying attempting to take a site with the USP is better?
>>2306678/vg/ is down the hall to the rightreddit is downstairs next to the sewerclose the door before leaving
>>2306702that guy made the exact same comment about glocks two years ago and it's still not true, you can even find it in the archive lol
quadwoo
This fucking guy.
>>2306702>the more professional the players got, the more objectively and accurately they started to identify advantagesnigga are you serious? they still use 4:3 despite numerous instances of it severely limiting their vision16:9 is superior yet they won't switch, your claims that they've gotten more professional hold no water
kek bota
>>2306706You'd know all about where they are.>>2306707IDK what you're talking about, this is the first time I've ever raised this point. And remembering something this trivial from two years ago is more concerning than anything. Are you even employed?
Thank fucking God. He would've planted and clutched if Jame hadn't killed him.
Thank God. He would've planted and clutched if Jame hadn't edged him.
tkwoo
my nigga zweih
at least they throw as a team
wtf is everyone doing this round??
FUMBLEVISION
Weird positioning from Jame. He spots one arc but he should know there could be two more from palace. Zweih must've spotted 3 mid.
>>2306753blast trying to fuck with everyone with these schedules
Watch zywoo do some bullshit.
>>2306765das ritefuck you gon do bout it lil cracka
Auto shotty GOD
>with a fucking auto shotgunlol
BASED Zweih with the best weapon in the game
........
GOATZ
Ropz is just too good
FaZe BS
That's the faze magic on stabz
>>2306795Not after that clutch by ropz in the 21st or so.
OOOOOOOF OT IT IS...
And now vitality rapes them 16-12 with 4 full buysEpic!
Jame had the read on that faggot team
HOOOOOLY SHIT
Lol
JameWoobut alasClutchWoo came in today
CLUTCHWOO
Stop feeding that fat nigga 1v1s for fuck sakes
holy helljame must be pissed
>>2306808WHERE'S HIS READ NOW?
These niggas scared, should've jumped him at the same time, what a clutch. And after all that Jame did.
holy fuck
well done Jame well done HOWEVER
GODWOOBrazilians FUMING
Good God. They didn't even play it that retarded, Zywoo just positioned himself in such a way they couldn't double swing him effectively.
Let's challenge him one by one!
>>2306818Not his fault, his team mates are shit. Xielo and belchonokk to the glue and dog food factories
bro 1v5's and reacts like it was an eco round
>>2306826lib+arc and the one from car/sands.
donkbros, i don't think we're even winning highlight of the year...
>>2306837cvltvrvl impvct
Morale, hopes, and dreams all shattered in one round.
>>2306833They tried, he killed the Lib guy before the arc guy could get an angle on him and then he went back to cover. Not sure what happened with the car guy
I just love it when the 'Woo breaks teamsIt's so darn kino man
Jame really hates spirit this much? First they humiliate them in a bo3 now they're locking zywoo in for the highlight of the year...
Pari plays all these good teams close but can never close it out
RAPEDVISION
CHADtality.
pari were unironically the better team they just shit the bed in so many individual situationshonestly sucks, i really wanted to see vitality get punished for being sloppy but their individuals are just too good (especially vs literal tier 3 bots)
The woo… is too… strong…
Is Flamez transitioning? Cut your fucking hair if you need a hairpin homo
Vitality too good in clutches today for PV to overcome
>>2306778intifadapex
ropz's clutch saved them the map
Aleksib and the squad will deal with vitality#BornToWin
>2306854retard
>>2306837I can see my thread :^)
Now d2nkey has to do something better otherwise it's literally over
>quad by one player into an ace by another player from the opposite teamHow often does shit like that even happen
>>2306873this should be an achievement for the game, deny an opposing player an ace with your own ace
not much you can do when zywoo is isolating fights perfectly, they did kinda rush the retake tho. I get triggered when teammates force fights around a smoke when there's plenty of time to wait it out then win the trades
Tonight I'm a mongol
finally time for the main event
>>2306854I think they were lucky lots of times with low hp and good stacks. vitality were lucky with ropz looking away on inferno and mezii on mirage with 7 hp or something. but yeah it was very tight, 25-24 first kills for parivision and 5-4 clutches for parivision. vitality got better utilities.
>>2306854part of why it was interesting was Vitality picking inferno instead of a stronger map, but they still win. they are too strong
chess is over, time for checkers.
Parivision put up such a strong fight here. With a little more seasoning and individual confidence I think they can claim some titles from Vitality.
Pari 2nd best team in the world right now I think
What's the point of this setting? It just eats at the screen
It’s not fair that le boss can play so effortlessly, he should get a year ban so other people can win stuff
Zywoo will probably win another Major and just retire with 1.5 rating because he got bored of CS, and it will be the most glorious fuck you to all haters and doubters in history of (e)sports
>>2306889They're getting very close and this is only their second time playing vitality. They just need to fix the gaps where they lose retarded situations like the 1v5
I missed it, was it a 1v5?
>>2306901yes
>>2306901https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedAbrasiveChamoisDendiFace-zugxhVWEJ3Bk0ZpO
>>2306897people will still say simple goat
>>2306903Why the fuck didn't they jump himIt's like when Jame dies so does all the braincells in the team
>>2306904Launders will say sh1ro in 2024 was a better clutcher
>>2306903this was the most boring 1v5 ever how does he do it
>>2306903
>>2306908Xyp still clears I'm afraid
Wow looks real competitive down below there.
>>2306903Ice coldthat was just another tuesday for him
>>2306918Disneytality the farmers as usual
>>2306912only the first two kills were boring, the way he played that post plant was 11/10
>>2306918>2 black and yellows>2 light blues>2 other dumb fucks that didn't get the memo
>>2306926gg
>>2306912Pari players look too scared, they did everything wrong.
>>2306926KEK
>>2306888kek
>>2306926Mouz 2025 hahahahahdfh<sjkfhdajf
>>2306925Only because the dumbfuck on arch didn't pressure him, could've ended it easily
>>2306933reminder these niggas are so proud of that trophyless run they posted it on their officiall twitter
>>2306904no one says this
>>2306897>it will be the most glorious fuck youoh no
>>2306903I just know it was this guy's fault.
>>2306904cuz he is
dude....just let it go
>>2306955romulus ahh haircut
>>2306955its kinda tuff doe
>>2306955JUST
>>2306955lmao based
PV have nothing to be sorry for, they have shown they're a great team. i was doubting after EPL but they're legit good. good luck in playoffs
>>2306955this could make for a decent reaction image
>>2306955
tn1r doesn't seem to vibe with the anime autists in Spirit quite the same as with the Heroic guys, they all seemed like normal lads back there
>>2306971being vein about balding is the exact opposite of based, you brainrotted zoombie
>>2306984vain*biological autocorrect
>>2306955based
>>2306955I feel like I notice people balding a lot more solely due to this website.
>>2306979donk is ruining him and will toss him out when he's done
>>2306992so he'll end up in pv?
>>2306996one would hope so, or perhaps heroic againchoko, s0mple, d2nk, these niggas ruin teams and their teammates
>trying to punish pick mongolzspirit's confidence is in the gutter
>spi>mngzwho the fuck
why did magixx let him reload
imagine if this game was only pistol rounds.
Go Mongolz
god I love watching mongolz
>>2307008me too
I hate that kindness towards mongolz because they're not white, if even say memes about the golden hordes etc... totally not giving a fuck that mongolz contributes to dozens of millions of death if not more.
>>2307010>totally not giving a fuck that mongolz contributes to dozens of millions of death if not morethis is based though
seeing shiro die while saving and going for exit frags is one of the most satisfying happenings in CS
>>2307012if would be if we could brag about it too. only non whites can have fun.
hook line and sinkershould've just crouched
spirit are only good on ct side. it's over if they dont get 8 rounds
>>2307010the mongols didn't kill enough people though
>>2307026could've taken out millions more indians, pakis, arabs, and chinks baka
>>2306955that's weird because I saw him several times with his hair backward, his hairline is bad but not that bad, it's like he doesn't really give a fuck and likes the style.
>>2307038ropz NO!
the tomato is malding
Zontix role play looking at Shiro lmao
FUCKING DUMB MONGOLFAT FUCK
What a retarded round throw
delete awp
fatinho is just useless since he lost that round
all of the players collectively agreed beforehand that if a team got to 7 rounds they would throw until the other got 6 so they could have a nice 6-7 score
>>2307069Based tilting DM demon
I swear if they lose because of that thrown round
>>2307041He's getting flashbacks from 2016, this is how Vitality falls, with ropz getting canceled for being a little too basedThis was revealed to me in a post-nut-clarity dream
my psu died
I just don't understand players running with knives when they don't know where the opponents are.
chopper was not the problem
>>2307078FMy PSU has been through 3 CPUs and 2 motherboards by now
kwab
based Techno
KEK donk died to techno's autoshotty
kek
sh1ro remembered how to playIt's over
Sp0r0t
>>2307091>cyka blyat >spams tab to see him in the top>kicks igl again>calls valve and tells them to nerf things he hates >gets 3rd place and loses opener of the year to flamez
>>2307104spirit really did a number on him
great hally poker face
>sh0ro
MonGodZ so based
magixx really showing his "skill" as the IGL with the molly
good job mongolz but those retards had barely any utilities despite having money for it.
>autoshotty againTOPKEK
cobrazera-sama...
>losing to halfbuys
unironically should have ended like 13-6 if mzinho and cobra didn't troll against those two bots
magixx to the glue factory
the pure mongol raped the mongol rape babies
do you think donk will start having nightmares of techno's autoshotty
>>2307125zywoo should use it against him if they match up to really get it going
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN>>2307069
>>2307125>>2307128He might start crying on telegram that XM is OP while watching ZywOo hit a quad kill on Overpass.
HOLY SHIT NATthat's so rude. respect dupreeh.
>>2307139what did my new gf say
>>2307141Back off she's mine. You don't even like anime.
>>2307141dupreeh was showing his pov in a tranin gmode, maui was amazed and said he could honestly play for falcons, and nat said he would get benched a second time.
>>2307147dupreeh should rape her
>>2307147Stupid bitch whore
>>2307151chill Dupreeh
finally
>>2307147In a proper society nobody would even blink if he backhanded her for that.
she's right
These past spirit perfomances have fully convinced me that shanghai was a mega fucking mickey mouse win against an already decaying f0ze clan lmao. They will never beat vitality or even parivision at this point. D2nkey should've been just another flavour of the week retarded faceit aimer like maiL0 or nocries, but he got more traction for some reason, and now we're here. First the tragedy (may0nesy) then the farce (d2nk).
>>2307170that's beside the point
>>2307172>fucking mickey mouse win against an already decaying f0ze clan lmaoyupp
mzinho with the dick m4
>>2307172they were lucky with the match ups but they rarely choke so props to them
vitality will rape and put donkey in his place
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3124971/the-greatest-of-all-time>clitality fag is a jeethmmm
>>2307190stop cross-posting your blog
>>2307190when indians bandwagon you it means you're goat tier.
>>2307190Holy shit what an obnoxious dicksucker lmao
>>2307190Fans of all agesof all races
>>2307190Why are Indians always so obsequious and prone to flattery? Is it the centuries of being ruled by foreigners?
Genders tooTruly, truly the GOAT of all time
>>2307207>this is a 10/10 in jeetland
dumb mongolz
>>2307205non whites have worshipping cultures.
>>2307207xtqzzz with a wig
praise temujin golz 2-0
I kinda feel bad for donk's team. This nigga's going 5-13 after donk giftwrapped them an entire half. You know he feels like shit and is already reading the comments in his head.
c1brazera > d2nk
mongolz will find a way to fuck it up
Bomberman sided map?
>>2307222you said that on nuke >>2307222
Spirit seriously need to re-evaluate their shit because this ain't it chief, they've all been playing worse since the changes
>>2307227d2nkey hogging every resource and ruining team morale, making players worse. Where have we seen this before?
ah yes, the rage 1v2 after your idiot teammates all die uselessly into getting instantly headshot buy a guy with 21 hp
>>2307229You are seriously obsessed, get help bro
donk v 9
>aggressive teamplay and shit utility vs shit teamplay and shit utility
just avoid donk and win
>>2307234the answer is s0mple>s0mple goat of csgo, d2nkey of cs2>GOATwoo mogs both of them out of the sceneKEKW
Donk really rethinking that interview
alta.........
>losing CT overpassomegalol
>a sheet of paper > hally
>>2307241Which one
BYE BYE D2NK
>>2307247Where he said spirit was his home and he didn't want to leave
wow no kit no smokes and they win
>>2307240>>2307234
Zontix ain't ready yet
Mzinho is owning today
d2nkey kek
D2NK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB
uh oh d3nkey vros...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kwab d2nk trannies on suicide watch
FALCONS AND PARIVISION STAGE 3 STATUS:LOCKEDIN
ez
WATERY EYES ON DONK
It's fucking over...donksissies, how could this happen to us, again?
AND IT DID IT AGAIN>>2307222for it to work I actually have to believe it.
>>2307266just wait until the new patch, auto nerfed, awp nerf, uhh
only thing you can shit donk on is the fact that hes still in this team
don't cry, little boyyou'll get your chance (in 2050 kek)
>>2303206>best player in the world
Why can't mzinho play like this all the timeHe was always supposed to be the no.2 on the team after senzu but he's always incredibly average
We just have to face the facts guys. Donk was never good.
>>2307274he just got taped. happens to everyone unfortunately (except ZyGOAT of course)
>>2307249he's been institutionalized
I've seen this before but I can't remember where.
>>2307281every spirit match?
kek poor nick having to throw away all his footage again.
D2nk should make the calland get rejected by Jame lol
>>2307281zontix gunning for that elusive 0.67 rating
>>2307273mongolz don't do the star player thing, different players step up at different times (hopefully when they need to)
>the russian f0ze
>>2307281
>humbleWoo drops rifle for team to play with Deagle>he gets kill because he is good with deagle>teammate with AK gets a 2k>Vita win round>d2nokey demands AK>baits entire team (all glocks)>gets his 2, lose round>repeat every round
>>2307281nothing special on ct side sadly. 0.89
>>2307291such filth results in loss, good riddanceholywoo would never
>>2307281lmao imagine pulling stats when they lost the game on CT side of fucking overpass where donk was as invisible as everyone elsehe's finished, good job on carrying one half of the game against Mongolz without Senzu though
>donk vs 9
ruh roh nikobroslooks like jame is gonna whoop his ass again
>>2307298he also did nothing at the end of nuke, got like 1 kill in the last 6 rounds and gave kills on outside a lot
>>2307298You can't tell me zontix and tnir pulled their weight man.
6 teams playoffs are so fuck gay
>vita is in trouble>zywoo wins a pure 1v5>spirit is in trouble>donk gets dropped everything, gets 2 low impact frags, diesI'm not even shitting on him, donk's talent is completely wasted in this team
my god why is nat bullying dupreeh? this is bro tier banter or just typical female humiliation on men they don't respect?
>>2307306no ofc not but painting this map as some 1v9 is fucking bullshit when he completely shut off mid game. and it's not like they avoided him on CT every round either
didn't magixx talk about a 20 maps win streak in practice? kek
Hally's still a fraud.
Searching through several TG channels, it's pretty funny to see this dynamic every single time since the major>PARIVISION lose a match>Spirit lose a match
>Mezzi, t2 IGL, no one considered him good before he joined with the Woo>flameZ, everyone flamed this transfer when it happened, has developed very well on Vita>apex, washed entry playing at IGL, too emotional>ropz, who dropped everything to have a chance to play with the WoochadWoo makes all of those around him better, a rising tide lifts all ships
>>2307316Hally had less impact than a sheet of paper
>>2307316can't expect him to work his magic when maaraa steals 3 of his timeouts
>>2307316he is. that one man army system only worked at the start of cs2 when teams were still having a csgo hangover. Now they adapted. teamplay is the most important thing again.
>>2307321>>Mezzi, t2 IGL, no one considered him good before he joined with the Woo>>flameZ, everyone flamed this transfer when it happened, has developed very well on VitaNigga stop lying
>magixx on BLAST preparation: "I feel we still have something to play with and we are still not washed up" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2307327I'll believe him once the secret vitality gay sex tapes get leaked
>>2307327mezii was third choice in the players available tho. got only considered because his agent was the agent of many vitality players. I'm so glad it happened. sure he got lucky to end up at vitality but he proved his worth. many great players don't have that chance and end up being forgotten with no legacy.
Remember when hally was doing interviews larping as some kind of cs genius? kekw
>tn1r was $1.5mlnHow much was kiosk?
>>2307338>tn1ra good player, before... well you know
>>2307338overdrive says 2 millions. probably 4 imo.
Why'd he do it, man? He could've let them get through the upper bracket.
d2nk needs to stay in spirit to be punished for his arrogance and egoonly when he is a humble boy should he be allowed to leave
>Mogged by a coachless Mongolz taking no timeoutsHally bros...
>>2307345remember that 5 round reverse sweep? Jame does
looks like spirit was carried by chopper. they can't win without him.
DraculaN is calling
>>2307343The mandatory backshots?
why didn't they put magixx under the gun today like they did with kyxsan where he had to explain some stupid plays on the deskfatass needs to get humbled
>>2307352donkey about to feel a massive FUTA cock up his ass in Cologne Stage 2...
>>2307357fat retard chungus buff
>>2307357because donk is literally the only human being from spirit the others are barely bots
no third place match at blast? very unhappy with this
>3 days without t1 CS
>>2307370when u play with seething babyraging d2nkey, you turn into nothing but a bank for him to draw AK from. no wonder they play worse
>>2307373on top of that we gotta wait weeks after for more vitakinothis shit SUCKS, DAMN
>>2307375what is this retarded new cope
bros I'm starting to think this Donk guy might not be as good zywoo
>>2307375I'm sure that was the reason Spirit couldn't hold B to save their life
>>2307381please refer to >>2307292
>>2307370sh0ro is literally the only real nigga there but he's giga esl.
>>2307384ohh it's just a mentally ill sperg ulting in the thread, should name yourself so we can all filter you
hally got outcoachedby a fucking chair
spirit needs to skip a few more tourneys to bootcamp
Go to falcons. Same results but bigger bag
FaZe donk
>>2307347spirit will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble, then his heart will upon up to the lord
f0ze d2nkey
>>2307385true, its funny people say that spirit is a one man army team like shiro isn't playing good he just isnt donk level
they fluked the win, mzinho lifegamed
>>2307397>awper with decent kda>"Niggas always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do. For some shit they just supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker!"
>>2307403didnt sp0r0t bench this guy and magixxx? Whatever happened there
the bottom part of the bracket is really super interesting, it truly feels like the battle for the #2 team and who deserves the honor to challenge Vitalitythank god those M*uz shitters aren't here
Russian reactions to Spirit vs MongolZ:>No coach, no timeouts, playoffs>>empty chair >>> hally>Spirit before didn't have tactics, now they don't have the aim as well. Someone's kick is on the horizon...>This $1.5 million dollar baby, does he ever carry? Every time I watch - donk carry, sh1ro carry, even Ivan Gogin carry, tN1R is always bad>Dogshit game, I can't even defend them anymore>Shame. Grouped. Tiny bit, and they'll be a laughingstock like VP.>PARIVISION are confirmed Stage 3 - a real tier-1 RU team>Team Ethanol>zweih walked out of that swamp like a boss>Dead team>Damn...>donk will leave in 2027, screenshot it.>zont1x and magixx back to bench, but that's obviously gonna happen after the major>Once again, the captain is tapping his forehead and doesn't understand what's happening. Good luck winning anything with this retarded carcass.>sh1ro was ill>zont1x had a bad lunch>magixx didn't take a shit>and tournament was not a priority, all in all>Of-fucking-course, how to win when your star player can't even get 30 kills? Unluck, ffs. MongolZ lifegame, and such a late game - why not 5 AM, clowns? I think donk had a migrane, and hally has toothache. Even NAVI 2-0 MongolZ, sukaaaaa>Team Spirit is not a team, it's fuckmeat>Will donk fans ask why ZywOo got MVP when he has 1.4kd and donk has 1.6 in a week? 24/26 though!>Remember when people screamed for zweih's kick and said that zont1x is TOP 2 anchor/lurker in the world? What are their feelings when Vanya is going toe-to-toe with prime Vitality, and Myroslav can't get a positive K/D against tier-2?>Spirit lost because they played the tournament while wearing clothes. You might ask, "What's the big deal?" and I'll tell you: when players scratch their balls, whether at the end of a round or during the halftime break, it generates static electricity that causes input interference with their peripherals, and naturally, this has a negative impact on their results and overall statistics.
>>2307397I'm just saying he is a real nigga with emotions and not le stoic anime man wannabe like the others. I think he's a stat farmer with no where near the impact in the actual game as his stats try to show.
>>2307401it's all my fault.
>>2307406Zontix benched himself, magix got benched and then brought back to replace chopper
>good endingMongolz or aurora win>kino endingFalcons or parivision win>terrorist endingNavi wins>* endingVitality wins
Mzinho donked harder than donk did
>>2307412>>sh1ro was ill>>zont1x had a bad lunch>>magixx didn't take a shit>>and tournament was not a priority, all in all
>>2307416zontix did not bench himself.
>>2307412>magixx didn't take a shit
Good Ending: Aurora/Mongoloidz winNeutral Ending: PARI/NAVI/Vitality winBad Ending: Falcons win
Someone said CS is about creating unfair fights in your favor. I'm trying to incorporate that thinking into my game but it seems like unless I catch someone not even looking at me, I get out aimed and lose the duel.I'm hovering around master guardian level and I'm kind of unsure where to go from here. Should I just work on aim and fighting?
>>2307422He did, he wasn't benched.
>>2307431download cheats, DO NOT download skin changer
>>2307431>master guardian levelPeople still play competitive?
Why did senzu leave mongolz anyway? Are PUA really that richer?
Whoa that Inferno of PARI vs Vitality was probably the map of the year so farPARI could've 2-0'd and definitely deserved to see Dust2, but that was probably the closest anyone got to Vitality so far this year not counting BLAST Bounty
>>2307432don't be naive bro.
>>2307448nta but it's not naive to believe that, before the zontix bench news they just won Cologne
this event might be the event flamez wins the mvp
