It's Over Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsPGL Bucharest [Ongoing]IEM Rio [Apr 13th - Apr 19th]Blast Rivals Season 1 [April 27th - May 3rd]>Previously>>2331283
THIS is the thread
jannies delete ts one
f0zesissies ww@???
KWABCLAN
Tranny ClanWashed ClanNo Major Clan
>>2338929>>2338924>>2338899fuck you
>>2338899>>2338924>>2338929kekwe'll recycle this thread later
When do we get the news that they are disbanding the team?
>>2338858nigga joined falcons for what
Where does Faze go from here? Twistzz IGL? Surely not.Hope they build something from the ground up or they will just be Liquid 2
Umm, jannies? Why is this cope thread still up? Something needs to be done about this, or else... Don't test me.
>>2338899Who is this you keep posting
>>2346955i'm never playing on mirage ever again
>>2346955i have 0 evidence for this but my theory on what happened with dazed is he got giga rich off of crypto/skins gambling and then one shotted himself with super strong psychedelics. sad state to see him in, genuinely feel very bad for him
>FAZE THE FUCK UPFAZE UPThanks You Finn for your service all those years my captain.It is time to get a new coach, maybe OlofMeister ?It's time to put that Dulken sissy in his place so he shuts the fuck up and lets Karrigan think about strategies in peace.Helvijs wake up. Or retire - now or never.David... you have to be even better to beat vitality. What you're pulling right now is not enough. Kuba needs to be enslaved in Faze HQ and work 24/7 on understanding the game, do something with his confidence... he looks like a virgin. Call up some hookers and get on with it.If Kuba doesn't improve... maybe JKS ... maybe Magisk, maybe Cadian, Maybe merge with 1 0 0 T.
Rattigan
For how much longer will they be playing without magazine reloads?
Why is bro sperging out?
looks like mid-2024 navi nowwatch them nosedive instantly after I post this
>>2348829they just went 12-0 lmao
>>2348839*13-0brutal
imagine the meltie if the turkchads beat hues on their thirdieland
wait why isnt iem using the new magazine system? has it even been used in any pro tournaments at all?
>>2338858donk sexo
>>2350840pgl used itmaybe esl has some rule in advance about what patch has to be played on
Bros my g pro is skipping. I think Im going back to wired
what the fuck are these games, trading blowouts all day
>f0ze
>>2351446just logitech problems. once and never again is the modern logitech experience
KWABvi
EZ for Furia
Actually pathetic Navi
my moussies playing now :)
kek roachies
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>>2352322Magoggers, are you even here still? Is this shit working fine for you?
>>2352346I'm afraid it's over, lad
just had to verify a burnerit's over
chuds lost
Is monesy gay?
>>2352491he dines at the downstairs restaurant if you know what i mean
They are stil posting flusha clips on v
>>2352521They are still right.
I want to live in a world where the M249, autosnipers and bizon are meta
>Yikes, that’s le heckin problematic>You need to stop being racist and become better men sweatyOur response chudbros?
>>2352491Every awper is (spiritually).
>>2353001hes not even black wtf are they talking about
>>2353046It's some other gypsy watermelon sellers stereotype or some shit.
>>2353001>he won't attend tournamentsIs this a translation error and they mean the russian outlet? Surely he can't just stop playing tournaments.
>>2353001пoхyй
What exactly went wrong?
>>2353231Nikos twink atracting aura had Donk confused
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/53085-donk-my-idol-is-niko-because-our-playstyle-is-quite-similar
Surely they won't lose to red canids. Surely.
>>2347733This image will be shared for generations to come.
Well since the previous thread was the "it's over" edition, this thread will be the Judas Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsIEM Rio [OngoingBlast Rivals Season 1 [April 27th - May 3rd]>Previously>>2338846
^vitasissies are shaking rn
>>2353231mirage is falcon's strongest map
Boring ass matches today except Vitality vs Falcons.
>>2352319I kneel...DESCULPE
>>2353346No FaZe no interest, truly the main character of CS
I hate latvians so fucking much
>>2353314What is even going on at this point? Why are there 2 threads AGAIN?
>>2353454This thread was created just at the same time as the previous thread, so we thought we'd just recycle it. But autist OP sperged out and created his own thread. This is the real thread anyways.
matys cheating
>>2353454everyone assumed this shit thread was deleted and made a new one, but vg discord kept it alive for some reason and the op is now mad he forgot to link it in time
>>2353413If Faze were playing this tournament they would've been eliminated yesterday.
alright, dump tn1r, dump hallybring boomich and chopper as coach
>>2353413If Faze were playing this tournament they would've been eliminated yesterday.>>2353497>More discordtroon projectionHoly autist kys
tAk is actually pretty impressive for an academy player who just got called up into a scuffed stand-in position
>sp0r0t about to lose to the 10th best brazilian teamgr0m
>>2353514Don't worry magixx is just saving strats for the major.
>>2353513And paypal has good IGL skills too. Should've moved him over to rifling instead of bringing in Nertz and recalled kl1m to take over awping.
>>2353521chopper as coach?
>>2353524>Should've moved him over to rifling instead of bringing in NertzNah. Keep huNter- as the IGL. According to interviews Nertz is also quite vocal and can just do the secondary caller shit which so far has been PaypPal's thing. huNter- has the seniority that befits an IGL and at this point in time he is Mr. G2 considering how long he has been on the roster.>recalled kl1m to take over awpingYes please.>>2353521It's easier to save donk by getting him on a real team.
>>2353542>Nah. Keep huNter- as the IGL.I didn't say remove Hunter from IGL, I said move paypal over to rifling so he can still assist hunter with secondary calling and bring in kl1m or someone else to take over his awp duties.
>>2353547Then I misunderstood you. But why PayPal rifle? Nertz is 100% a better rifler than him, don't let Liquid Nertz fool you. Under sAw's guidance and freed from the Liquid curse he might even get back to top 20 contention.
>>2353557Nertz is a better rifler but G2 needs an awp change asap. So if they bring in another awper, the only alternatives are to either bench him or move him over to rifling.
>>2353567>Nertz is a better rifler but G2 needs an awp change asap>butThese 2 things aren't mutually exclusive. G2 can still bench SunPayus.Nertz + kl1m >>>>>>> PayPal + kl1m
>>2353576Yeah but then you won't have paypal's secondary calling. I don't know how good nertz is as a secondary caller.
>>2353580>I don't know how good nertz is as a secondary callerI don't remember what interview it was but apparently he is very vocal in game. On the kl1m thing there might be contracts in place preventing G2 from recalling him before the loan peroid ends. He also does that ZywOo thing where he rifles a lot more than he AWPs. Maybe sAw doesn't even want that kind of AWPer in his playbook.
>>2353599Any kind of awper is better than paypal's awping, even br0ky.
>>2353605>even br0kyThat's a bridge too far man...
>>2353616Hunter will set him straight.
>>2353624Unlike Jesus huNter- can't heal the blind. At this point just give up on broky or if you are actually a fan of his hope he somehow makes a return via tier 2/3.
Playoffs later tonight :^)
this fucking team bro
>>2353651>2 BO3s in the same dayWTF is this tournament man?
anyone else just hate donk now
>>2353692My guess is that ESL cut the extra day to save money on talent
>>2353702I just need to see him raped by the 'Woo and NiKoit's always a good time when that happens
>>2353702y tho
>>2353748cute>>2353702not hate but he's moody, he needs disciplinecan't entire blame him given his team just an unfortunate set of circumstances, which sucks because I like magixx too
>>2353748god damn imagine the potential if he shaved, took estrogen and trooned out, so cute and feminine she won't even need fake titsdonka......
Falcons is going to get raped so fucking hard.
>>2353972Shut up nigger. They are not. Not hard, at least.
G2-0MATYS will RAPE and GAPE donk
NICE FUCKING CALL DAN
GODZGODZII
ROPZII
kek n0k0
>niko
fucking luck then unluck
why isn't karrigan playing with falcons? waste of time that i opened this stream for this
+jL -tn0rjust imagine reddit/4chan AVRA
nt kyxsan
some crazy skill displayed dayum
>>2354025Falcons came to their senses, realized it was completely retarded to sign a washed 36 year old and walked back on the move.
business idea, grenade explosions should break or make explode the utilities on the ground
>>2354047But HE explosions do break smokes?
heavygoat playin with future teammates
GODPEX
damn Vitality are too good
ok guys let's all post there>>2352074>>2352074>>2352074
Yeah let's all not post in the giga-autist's thread
falcons don't deserve rene
zamn the rape is brutal, and b0tniggan is supposed to save this? what a joke>>2354044kek>>2354027jlredditor has nothing to do with 4chungus>>2354070gtfo tranny this is the real thread
>>2354083Don't worry he'll get kicked after they fail the Cologne major
why do niggas still quickswitch reload? it's literally been proven to not be any faster
>>2354089it makes you feel cool tho
Genuinely if you're Kyxsan, what are you feeling right now? At least Degster knew he was getting booted since the beginning, this Karrigan transfer came suddenly and as a shock.
>>2354110He should have always known that he will eventually get the boot, especially since they haven't had results. He simply doesn't have the name and popularity to be untouchable. Like degster he should cherish the time he had on Falcons and be grateful for the biggest paycheck he will ever receive.
In other more important news:https://www.hltv.org/news/44382/wildcard-sign-cxzi
>>2354129Glad to see the booze goat back in gainful employment!Also wtf is going on with 4chan rn? DDOS?
taking the gloves off nowtime for the spanking
>>2354164?Also wtf is going on with 4chan rn? DDOS?/ourchink/'s revenge arc
wtf mezii
that ropz play was so fucking sus kek
yeah falcons got this
RAWPZ
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
Goyim2
>>2354110>Genuinely if you're Kyxsan, what are you feeling right now? after finding out he's getting replaced: sadness, confusion, anger, etc.after finding out his replacement is karrigan: uncontrollable laughter
G2chudbros.....>>2354288#trvke and checkedliterally half of the world will hatewatch b0tniggan
to the surprise of no one, Niko is absolute dogshit in another game when people shoot backthe rest of Falcons are playing well but you can already see he will throw this game
>>2354300It's not looking good for vitality though....Apex being exposed as yet just another Karrigan but with the luck of playing on a superteam.
Godz and Messi deliver
man i love ropz and mezii so much
>Falcons wins against Vitality>Also wins IEM Rio>Karrigan joins as igl>Never wins again
KWAB
HAHAHAHHAHA
mezii the invincible cameraman kek
ropz constantly dunking on kyousuke is so funny
kicksoon doing everything to get failcl0wns a second trophy, just like degster got them their first
I've seen enough, kick kyxan
goatwoo throwing to bless us with more vitality gamesat first I was mad but then I quickly realized what he was really doing, I love goatwoo
gee, poo???
m0uz is the biggest joke of the scene, my goodness
>Vita/NaVi>then Furiats be too easy for Vitality sometimes, kek
lowk good playoff bracket iclall the good teams made it through
Good playoff bracket, all good teams made it through.
So THAT'S how it feels when europeans use the crowd to cheat? feels pretty good não vou mentir
reminder this entire nation state has two sources of national pride>soccercursed, cucked by enemy argies and frecnhies>the airplane o algothey literally think they invented it, everyone else knows America didthe vira latas learn their place.defeated.
Did you know that brazil claims to have nearly 90M white people?Would you like to guess how many nobel prizes they have won?
>>2363930>>2363938Brazil broke you.
>>2363960>aieee stop exposing us gringo
avra
Janco looked disgusting, nipples protruding in his blue shirt before Crowd. Very very disrespectful.
>three threads Get your shit together
>>2364080there's only one real thread>>2364028 >>2364028 >>2364028
Where do I go to talk about CS2 Surf?When the fuck is surf_tendies going to be ported to CS2?
r/magog said vit is the best esports of all time beating Faker
The BLAST Rivals match-ups are already set and at FaZe can count their lucky stars they are on the side of GL. They at least have a slim hope of not going 0-2.
I'm new to this game, how do I just play Office all day? I don't like Italy, nor do I want to learn 2 maps at once.
Someone in my area is selling an XL2546K (240hz zowie) for cheaps.How stupid would it be to buy it for CS in the big 26?
>>2373741Not sure how it works for a fresh account but once you unlock competitive mode (this is the more casual one) you can just select office and deselect everything else. As a matter of fact this is the only way to play office really as it's not in rotation
>>2373856how cheap are we talking about. bc theres already cheap 240hz monitors that are like sub 200 buckaroos (on sale obv)
kek what're we gonna do with this thread?
Thread? Using.
>>2379904Yes king!
This thread is free from any schizo antics. Just peacefulposting.
>>2338899>>2338924>>2338929Faze Up bitches
Had like 50 hours of casual fun, then made the mistake of buying Prime Status and now I can only matchmake with other Prime owners, who are lightyears ahead of me. Now I'm bottom fragging every game and getting flamed by Europeans.I have stopped having fun.
kyousuke will HUMBLE vitality now that he's under real leadership by karriGOAT. This is the beginning of the END of the pitality era.
>>2379922y-y-yeah...!
i like scratched up white for these wintery gloves. a bs vulcan would also be good but its over 100.
ts is so tense kek
there's no way we keep having tier1 tournaments every other week.this can't be sustainable, it seems too good to be true
"The situation became so hostile that forfeiting the final was even considered at one point, two people with knowledge of the situation told HLTV. In the end, the strike didn't take place as the players didn't agree on what they should do, and the final went ahead, with Vitality running out 2-0 winners to lift their first Major crown."Vitality got a free win for Paris Major lmao
>>2369956Yeah idk man Faker is literally the greatest human to ever touch video games. Call me when ZyWHo has been dominating CS form 1.6 to the current day.
>>2369956faker is not a team
>>2401684Faker is T1 thoughjust like how ZywOo is Vitality
>>2401705incorrect, that's the difference between faker and vitality
We're back Cachebros
Man cache looks so pretty.Valve fucking release source 2 already so we can get good looking games again.
>>2400540They would've won either way.
is twistzz igl now?
>>2405769yesh
I love how fast they start with the next game during this tournament. Like Vitality was scheduled to play at 7:30pm and since Astralis vs FUT ended so early they just started at 7pm. So much better than these 45min countdown streams you usually get.
Does the g2 coach wear a wig?
>>2408340>>2408340in here lads
>>2408376No.
>>2408101No need to get jealous XQTZZZ
ChadwooChadpexChadzChadezChadziiXChadzzzChadtality
g2 always lifegaming against vita
This thread will stay till the end of time kek.
>>2408526Wasn't enough.
>>2408376let fatty got booty blasted last thread and added hltv.org to the OP keklinkstranny
Fuck Karrigan.
FAZE THE FUCK UP
karrniggan status?
Which team can realistically defeat the French?
I spent 10 minutes trying to find the 'hooxi calls worst t side ever, asked to leave' meme but I couldn't
i love freya
on WOO you niggas be autistic sometimes
This the thread?
on Woo all of us relate to tshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PB-CZPMs11U
>>2418956looks almost as dumb as the fnatic one
>>2418956looks almost as KINO as the fnatic one
>>2418978>>2418982which one?
>>2418997the old classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og30issEJi4
>>2419003holy obesity
>>2414859Blast even tweeted about this:https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/2050399796943323556
>>2419137Why are you so upset by this?
>>2427023Demeaning a man publicly like that while being of the opposite sex. She must think she's in the boys club. Very uncalled for. That's what I'm guessing he's upset about.
>>2427023I don't think people should be made fun of for things they can't control, like height or penis size (like my humble average 9 inches)
>>2419137put sjokz and freya in the same event staff and maui can do the funniest thing
why haven't navi make blade do a gillette commercial yet? are they stupid
>faceit9>trying to break 20k in premier>getting absolutely shitstomped by 23k premier lvl5sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2427023>>2429468Not really upset but that comment, aside from the fact that it was highly inappropriate, came out of literally nowhere and made no sense. It seems like she said it purely to humiliate him, for no reason either.Brutal blackpill.>>2432363What?
>>2439698its a full on dice roll this season. I thought the past ones were bad but now its like, basically rape or be raped. faceit lvl3s are making it to 20k now and they all think theyre the GOATs
>>2439698What a fraud I'm 20k and I played some placement matches vs lvl10s and they gaped me hard you should stomp 20k lobbies
Is the Parivision experiment over?
https://litter.catbox.moe/x80hwdash1cx5vem.mp4Check out my sick gameplay, folk
>>2441072>>2441773>>2442175>>2442400>>2442436>>2442440You're posting in the wrong thread retards. Go here. >>2418684>>2418684>>2418684
>>2442507
>>2442507Or what fuckface? Jobless bozo.
#FaZeUp
This is the thread. First for fuck fattigan.>>2447287FaZeUP brother.
/cs2g/ formerly /magog/Downfall Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsPGL Astana [May 9th - May 17th]IEM Atlanta [May 11th - May 17th]CS Asia Championships [May 20th - May 24th]>Previously>>2418684
If someone could make a collage of these 4 pics that'd be great>>2447218
>>2447295Not the best but should get the message across.
kek karrifat
karrishitkarrikwab
>>2447313>>2447316uglygganrattiganhippogganbrownigganjewigganrapedigganfrauddiganKWABigank0rrig0nkarrib0tb0tnigganfatnigganbackstabigganfaggotloserigganFeel free to add to the list
>>2447287>>2447289>>2447291>>2447295>>2447313>>2447316>>2447324Same fag
You are a worthless schizo incel neet vatnik
>>2447336of course he is, he needs to bump his own thread to make people think they should come here
>>2447336>>2447350samefag
>>2447356lolstop making threads no one wantsd them
>>2447363yoikes
wow this thread is pretty active, unlike the other one
>>2447365kys faggot your shit thread is not going to be used>>2418771>>2418957
>>2447363Remember when Falcons got 2 superstar riflers, 1 superstar awper and 1 superstar IGL and they won everything?
peak autism, that's what this thread is
>>2447398meant for >>2447331Seriously you see a thread already posted and like the gigafaggotniggerautist you are you still make another thread? kys
does anyone have an updated version of the seething wojak with zywoo and all his trophies sat cozily in in his head (rent free)?
>>2447405Might have to add the recent blast one idk
>>2447404I'm sorry but keeping the thread alive alone for a month is more schizo to me
THIS is the real thread indeed.>>2447398Retard.
>>2447404One is esports discussion (see the title) and this one is a faze hate thread. What’s the problem again?
I hope you niggas are readyAlmost 24 hours of PVRE CS KVNO up and coming
>>2447418This thread was made accidentally and instead of reusing it you keep making your own threads out of spite like the faggot you are. No one's "kept" this thread alive, the jannies simply didn't delete it. And there are many posters other than me, everyone's tired of your thread splitting antics you faggot.>>2447425This thread is /cs2g/, don't know what gigafaggotry your thread is.>>2447426Nothing is going to beat today's kino anyways.
>>2447413I think this is current as of Cluj-Napoca, so it needs his Rotterdam, Rio, Grand Slam, Blast and MVP's added.
>other thread 404'dKek.
>It got deletedKWAB!!!!!!! FUCK YOU>>2447425Yup you can fuck right off to your deleted thread and not post here, thanks.
>>2447437pathetic samefagging
>>2447431>No one's "kept" this thread alive, the jannies simply didn't delete it.except the one guy who doesn't know how to reply to other postsit's pretty telling when there is no discussion of more than 3 replies in this thread except when we shit on the thread
>>2447450Literally no idea what you're talking about. Your thread's dead anyways, get over it tranny.
>>2447450>wewhy do you talk like a redditor
I dont care about any of this except that karrigan is a fat ugly faggot who can't play the game
>>2447477Then this is the right thread for you my friend.
>more people care about karrigan than the entire snoretality organisation kwab
>>2447485>>2447413
Just woke up and saw the news. Any euroanon with a qrd of the match? Who shat the bed? Was it really all karrigan’s shit calling?
>>2447324Lmao you're mexican
>>2447450>except the one guy who doesn't know how to reply to other posts>it's pretty telling when there is no discussion of more than 3 replies in this thread except when we shit on the threadIf you're gonna accuse me of samefagging at least look at the timestamps you fucking moron.
>>2447493yes
another grandslam your goatness? in the same year?
>>2447474>can't counter argue>switch to ad nominemlike clockwork
>>2447493refer to >>2447312>>2447494Lmao you're israeli
>>2447499would be based beyond measure
>>2447500take your meds schizovatnik
>>2447501>Aieeee anyone who isn't a mexican is a Jew o algo
I love CARRYGAN but it might be time to pack it up
>>2447493Nobody on Falcons showed up for the final map. Blame Karrigan all you like but all the supposed big fraggers were brain afk missing shots, positioning poorly, and throwing dogshit util. Just a total team collapse.
>>2447513*carriedagain
Jews have a place in counterstrike, Mexicans do not
>>2447516He will always be CARRYGAN of my skines
schizo polcel is here>>2447518No one is using your no links tranny thread.
Come to think of it there's plenty pros in T1/T2 from SA but I can't think of any Mexican or Central American players. Can anyone explain this?
It's really funny seeing the years of impotent butthurt and seethe about this guy lolWhich was your favourite team that got raped for years
reminder >>2447312
beating buckbroken hues is not an accomplishment
>>2447524Actual beaner here. Mexicans never cared for FPS games, they are more like japs in the sense that they go all in on fighting games. This is the result of arcade machines being all over the place in the 90s and 2000s as opposed to internet cafe cs culture like south america.
And what do you call getting buckbroken by hues?
>>2447534Pre Rio furia was good Post Rio furia is bad
>>2447538All furries must die
>>2447537referring to >>2447363
Karrigan's shit calling breaks another poor soul down to the bone.
We now have to ask the question:has karrigan ever carried a team to victory?
So I just saw that Falcons lost to a tier 2 team. Clearly karrigan isn't fit to lead a team like Falcons. But I'm wondering why they have this young igl prodigy on the bench? Why don' they let him play?
>>2447542who the fuck is that
>>2447538Is this the 'my mousies' poster?
>>2447549The source of all falcons yaoi shit you see here
Why are so many assblasted about this fat Dane? Did he rape your favourite team for years?
>>2447540Sudaca team not hue teamAnti hue team in fact hues canonically hate based Argentina
>>2447561>Did he rape your favourite team for years?FaZe fans would probably agree with this.
How many times are you going to post the same shit fatty? Kek bootyblasted beyond belief.
>>2447565I don't care about South American ancestry distribution, faggot. Your team got raped, end of story.
What part of Mexico did you flee? Did you move to California or Texas?
You can keep schizoposting all you want, won't unrape the hippo kwab.
>hippo sinks team>hippo in process of sinking another team>anon must be brown if he laughs at that
Ashamed to name his favourite team and who got raped by hated Danes lol
>>2447590uhh-uhh mexican! i mean chicano! o-or vitalata or something
like clockworkbuckbroken
a literal mexican lmao
a literal israeli lmao
a literal [nationality I don't like] lmao
Why are Jews so good at counterstrike bros
reminder every mexican and latinx on this website is a raging antisemite the current era of CS is a massive humiliation ritual for them
>>2447612They're used to shooting at children
We need some LGBTQ+ representation in CS Just a bit
>>2447617monenikokyousudonk are right there bro
>>2447617
>>2447612They're used to shooting at terrorists in vaguely Middle Eastern settings
I miss when most of the T1 NA/EU players played FPL on stream
>>2447619I'm talking about flag wavin' xitter spazzin' in your face kind of ones, ya know...
>>2447493The calls were alright, but the retarded aimers on the team couldn't hit anything against argentinian glue factory workers. Not all is fattigans fault I must say.
>>2447626yeah that was greatloved watching flusha play.
>>2447617LETS GO BIRD TEAM!
So falcons are team homophobia?
when was the last time danedogs won anything? they just keep getting raped by nonamers, what a humiliation ritual
>>2447640based renaissance pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIu3CoeMoNUUp? It's.
who was your favorite team?
is kerrigan the mahomes of counterstrike
Watching ohne play league right now. When was the last time you played league? It's 2011-2012 for me.
>>2447678mazel tov!
FaZe is historically known as an international "super team" rather than a traditional regional core. Their dominance was usually defined by an incredibly high ceiling of individual aiming skill and clutch factor, masterfully directed by in-game leader Finn "karrigan" Andersen, rather than methodical, multi-year tactical dynasties like prime Astralis
>*cough*kicked out of astralis
>FaZe consistently raped other teams from Feb 2022 until March 2024Alles Klar
IGL always has and will be a meme team.Karrigan is fat.
They call him hippo but he kinda looks like a fish with those fat lips and chin that merges with the neck.
>>2447880Fun Fact: Karrigan has a reputation for "revenge tours" after being kicked. Shortly after joining FaZe in 2017, he defeated Astralis in multiple finals, including the StarLadder i-League StarSeries Season 3
he's been raping you for over a decade, that's a lot of deep seated trauma and i understand the obsession a little better now
>>2447906>2017 - 2018 astralisCrying laughing frog man
only apex, ropz and dupreeh have more total winnings than kerry does.
>>2447913You mean sucking the blood of superior talent? Yes he has
karrigan is like ronaldo where people go into automatic seethe mode upon seeing him, a 4chan style of PTSD
We will be watching Atlanta
>>2447928>karrigan is like RonaldoHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>2447524Whenever I get matched to Texas servers there's always a 40 ADR Mexican
another PTSeetheD patient
>>2447941I mean he kinda is. At least fattigan managed to get big gold once while penaldo hasn’t.
in NA your choice of streamers are>washed pros getting high every night>reddit basedboys >incel chuds>gambling addicts>vapid egirlsgrim (the situation not the player)ngl i'm tempted to do it myself because I know I can be entertaining while being good at the game without being a try hard about it but i get sensitive about personal stuff and idk if i want to deal with all that ;_;
>>2448009>because I know I can be entertaining while being good at the game without being a try hard about it but i get sensitive about personal stuffholy self-suck, u a nobody cringe millennial who's going to have like 5 viewers MAX
>3 day tourney overlapping another tourneywtf
>>2448038>3 day tourney?
>>2448076dude
>>2448076how can people condone this? furries literally want to fuck animals. they should be stoned as soon as go out like this
none of that shit is happening in chadstana, a real first world city
>>2448009>incel chudsName one such streamer. Go ahead.
>>2448078>>2448081
>>2448076>>2448111My goats
>>2448029i'd never say that irl but this is anonymous so who cares nothing wrong with pointing it out, it's easy to do if you actually have fun playing the game which for some reason people forgot how to do that and are always miserable idk why but it's weird
>>2448009Which one is fl0m because I throw him on sometimes while I'm cleaning.
>>2448009>grim (the situation not the player)I giggle every time.
just how fucking bad is karrigan
>>2448191Idk pretty bad And he's ugly as fuck too
>4th all time in winnings is badyou lost
TRVST TH3 PLQN...
When will those LGBTcons realize that counterstrike is a videogame and that signing "heavy hitters" means nothing?They really hear the words "shoot hard" and think thats the only thing that matters lmfao retarded ass fuckers
>>2447898wow he actually looks human here and not an abomination
>>2447906Good thing he left Faze of his own volition so this time Twistzz and Frozen are going to get their revenge against him.>>2447928Karrigan is Messi, talk to the wall.
>>2448076TolerantBrokyWoo
>>2448191bad sad fat shat lard shart
>>2448076>>2448111>>2448081I ALWAYS tell furries to kill themselves when I get one on my team. disgusting mental illness at best and literal dogfucking pedophiles at worst
>>2448609the worst part is that they're not ashamed of it. some pedos are actually ashamed of being pedos, they know their preferences are wrong, but not the furries, it's the non furries who are in the wrong for them.
>>2448009I enjoy fl0m, squeex, and duwap enough that I don't feel like there's a lack of talent. Euroid streamers are mostly devoid of personality aside from Ohne who's almost completely given up on CS anyway.
>>2448609wow dude that's tough bet you really got them shitting in their pants when u speak up good on you bro
I do not watch streamers.
>>2448638freak
>>2448191he was 0.81 rated in DraculaN against an entire field of tier 2/3 teams, literally one of the worst players on the tournament statistically and by eye test, i think that tells you everything
>>2448111Qrd on this furry shit popping all of a sudden on my cs feeds? Is Atlanta like a furry central or something?
monte 2-0 falcucks
>>2448792Furry Weekend Atlanta taking place the same time as IEM
Dude look at this complete joke of a bracket navi landed on. If they get to the final and lose 0-3 to vitality again I'm going to stop watching this semen slurping esport.
blud think we are watching atlanta
I said faze needs to kick karrigan a year ago and people were like "no what the hecking pupperinos?"now it would've probably worked out better if they did it when an igl was cheaply available
>karrigan kekw
>>2449366remember when falcons defeated the 10th best south american team?
>>2449725But I said that
So people wanted fattigan out from faze for months, and now that he fucked off the same people are calling him snake.
>>2449855He personally made sure GODky couldnt make the major and then joined the oil nepo org without so much as a goodbye, by definition he is a snake
>>2449565did they?
>>2449855Don't act intentionally daft
Any codchuds here? How good is Falcons Riyadh?
>>2449855karrigan should retire as a coach instead of being bad in another team
>>2450220No I love hatewatching failcl0wns.
>>2448076>>2448111Based!!!! I wish I was there with my fursuit to take a pic as well
https://www.twitch.tv/churchd0gg#FlyQuestUP #FlyHigh #YTB
Why are these Turkish dudes so good on Anubis
Politician karrigan
Just win one pistol round Jame, please.
Nice to see old man XANTARES still on T1
Turkish BVLL
is it safe to say that jame and his band of inbreds have been found out?
>>2450921No
>>2450921Safe to say. That nota kid should not be the secondary caller with that -80 IQ of his.
Lmao dude what are these rounds?
Wicadia just raped Jame
XANTARES just raped Jame
SOVL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So... FlyQuest...
>>2451072Who
>>2451072sonim crine
ZeroVision
RapedVision
Ottomans won...
Dastan got up and left lmao.
dastan preparing the molestation device
PV lack firepower. G2 are getting fucked right now. Awaiting Falcons.
Falchads kino next. The Lion and The GOAT Rifler should be able to do quick work of Monte.
rainwaker ready to make it rain on finns face
falcons IS the raped
G2 got obliterated on their own map...
>>2451111we're watching falchads lil pup
holy shit m0nesy woke up and chose rape
>>2451117so did zonic
NICE FINN
era starts today
Teses and kawasaki are completely useless on b
here it comes: karrigan t sides
can the russian please translate forums about parivision im really curious
9-4 is a dangerous lead
Its happening isn't it?
-karrigan + me
Oh no no no no no no
threadly reminder that kassad is always right
karrigan magic
damn, it really is happening...
heavyGOAT
easy
LMAO kiosk
ez 4 us
kar1ggan doubters???
why do yuroids like cs?
n1ko
Are they really playing with their coach? What the fuck? Just get a fifth player.
>>2451188ummm fvcking zased
>>2451175He's so...manly.
>>2451188coach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aragorn
>>2451192Get nocries or something.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
>>2451188weren't they going to play with nocries or was that some meme?
Teses
MONTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH MY FUCKING GOD
HOLY FUCKING WRECKEDKILLED IN AN ABBATOIR, EVENhot out the gates
>>2451193>NA forsakenyikes
broscollectively give your energy to azuwu pl0s
>"pro" teams STILL don't know how to fast boost porch
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
terrorists win
bomb has been planted
omg azuwu extracted from his dishonoraburu 0kill streak bless
work these lil cotton pickin niggas coach man
5-2 fuck meazuwu i believe in u
that was some scarface shit
noooooo oh my god
ahahahahahah
whoa
azuwu died on the cross for this round
niko
EZ for Asian Faze
wow spoke too soonslaughtered with an ak jesus very good
niko is very on pointbig hitter
lrn2earlygame falcon n00bs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAduel elites yo lmfao wtf
omg azuwu coming back good for him
>>2451124"ewww stop touching her, she doesn't want that!"
that was it, that monesy miss offered the map to monte
tiedbackup:sparkle:
>>2451247tfw niko bought karrigan in just to frag like he used to, the wins are irrelevant to him
omg the shit the have azuwu doingdisposable point man
TERRORISTS WIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
falcon on tilt
LMFAOOO KEEEEEEK FALKEKS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAROOOOO
bomb is planted
fuck you
so lucky
kek you can tell kyousuke already has karrigan fatigue
poor azuwu....
nice site hold by niko kayosucky and monesy
AZUWUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8-msNmFKN4Check ts out, gangLeave a like, comment, share, you know the drill
>>2451295t3 event
niggas really thought >monte would actually do something kek
that was some very good counter strike
Dead thread
>>2451428we're all preparing ourselves for IEM Atlanta
>>2451432IEM wattermellun
everyone waiting for GODWOO vs FAZE CHADS kino
AWRA SAVING THE DAY WOOOO
im crine, choko bought in karrigan so he could pad his stats
EZ4AW
my moussies :(
oy vey.apologize to falcons maybe? 9z are good.
LMAO MOUZ
yekindar you retard
why do they always miss against donk...
fallen just gave up covering his bald head
do i wanna see donk take that monkey dick or moloboy humbled???hmmm....
>spirit vs furia>1 post evey 10 minuteswow
HOLY COLLATERAL
>>2451674ts nigga needs to show up at the start of each day, he keeps slacking like a fake fanif he doesn't cover Atlanta I will scream
>>2451674what am i supposed to see?
>>2451682molodoy gets a 4 man collat
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2053813698456612931
>>2451704>player wants to win his matchnah s1 the goat fr
>>2451704>"we don't understand why"
KYS YEKINDAR
at least my FaZekino will not be ruined by scrawnders#FaZeUp
kek
>Spirit permaban is infernoWhat the fuck
>>2451674That was a few pixels away from the biggest collateral highlight in tier 1 history.
>>2451974snoozefest of a map to play and watch, absolute tilter for player and audience both
>>2451974the utility map, makes sense.
fazebros what the fuck is happening
spirit rage toggling
>>2451974what are you surprised about? russian zoomers hate inferno for some reason, m0nesy donk and kyousuke all hate it
furia dropped the ball.it's over
hahahahaha>fazehahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>2452077we root for them now btw.
>karrigan won as expectedjust need faze to get map 2 and 3 and I'll be happy with today's resultsalso need hooxi to smack liquid, but it's probably too late for mes1mple not being trash and giving us a couple of highlights would be nice as well
FROZEN MAKE THE MOVE YOU STUBBORN DRUG ADDICT, FAZE WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOUR CAREER
now falcons have to face mongolz instead the t2 spanish team because spirit won
>>2452106that was happening either way in most cases ever since k27 lost to magic, but yea could be rough, as long as they don't lose the next 2 games more play will probably help their chances though
>>2452106>not Pari v Magic
i hate brazilians
wasnt animgraph 2 supposed to nerf donk?
great to see pain be exciting to watch again (they will absolutely fall completely off in a month or two)
9z or pain, which is the second best south american team?
I can't watch this
>>2452134animgraph 2 barely changed anything, you still get raped holding angles
>f0ze getting rapedalways funny
>>2452147>which is the second best south american team?whichever isn't the bestfuria will not recover from grandpa's upcoming funeral
>>2452147None of it matters until they play Vitality(the only Tier 1 team).
>>2452155karrigan is gone you're supposed to like us now
come on fazetwo isn't enough, not even on anubis
Yeah I'm done, closing the stream
Its faze on anubis. Yeah I'm closing the stream.
Karrigan beats pain btw
>>2452169kwab
i-it's fine rightit's t-sided!
godky and netanyahu putting in the work
Frozen ghosting again. This nigga just doesn't function on Anubis.
3 might be enough to OTneed frozen to wake up tho. Think karrigan would mind if they called him to give frozen some encouragement?
>Frozen last trophy was over 2 years agoIs Twistzz's vegan witch wife mindcontrolling him? Bench yourself lil bro
It's Over
Faze are 0/6 on anubis(0/7 likely after this) why they didnt ban it first i dont know. Just perma ban it for fuck sakes. Perma ban it like how vitality perma bans Ancient.
all regulation rounds should be pistol rounds
>>2452191I still don't get how they don't have perma ban like other teams. Like, I'm complete ass and get raped on overpass, so naturally when I go on faceit I perma ban the fucking thing. Its so obvious.
lol,lmao clan
FROZEN IS SO GOOD BRO TRUST ME HE NEEDS TO LEAVE FAZE ASAP HES SO HECKIN GOOD
>remove hally>do the same thing hally was doing
Dios mio frozen looks like he aged 15 years in 2 months
>>2452249karrigan leaving hit him hardonly one I really feel bad for
No wonder karrigan & Ropz decided to just leave. they've went from playing with Botky to playing with the goat + babygoat
>>2452259frozen should leave to join bcgame
KWABABABABABAAAAAAAAA
furry loving bastards
>>2452269pain
The GOAT is getting the molestation device ready
>s1mple and zywoo about to play>most of desk is spend discussing karrigan
>>2452309grok, include the shadow of a saudi fucking the goat.
>>2452316good onestill doesn't change the pastalso brings some really fucked up connotations when thinking about monesy's nickname
>>2452316>fucking the goatSimple ain't like that.
I remember seeing senzu put up a good fight against vitalityon the flipside, they're absolutely fucked on OP if they can't manage it in 2
>>2452342They're fucked either way. Watch vitality win the second round now. And win 13-4.
>>2452345>Watch vitality win the second round nowlike I saidsenzu can put up a fight
WHERE IS NOCRIES? THEY PROMISED US NOCRIES
>>2452364simple saw that shit and was like "hell nah"
>>2452364Just imagine senzu is nocries.
IT BEGINS
the goat is dominating
scrunkwoo
>>2452372well...
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
>french needs a brit to do the heavy liftingshocker
its fucking crazy that pros still have that tic on spraying the ground after a cool play
who the fuck is scrunk
kek senzu
SENZ1 SENZ1 SENZ1
british goat
Apex 6 7
epic shit fr
fuckin love senzu man
>>2452399zywoo's father
knife game
1-1
my falcons :)
vira latas toggling on I see
To fucking Glocks
sheeshlove this team man
holy shit beautiful round from Vitality
GLAWKSFUCKING GLAWKS
s0mplechuds... we just arent good enough to compete with frenchgods...
m1ssple...
mezii goat
kwab
apexdaddy is raping s0mple...
goatwoo
KINGwoo playing with his food
>sckrunk killed zywoolmao
NRG is raping FUT
my goat almost lost a clutch to ahhh scrunk
2-1 let's get it
>>2452456he recently overtook Xyp9x in clutches won, GOAT clutcher
GOATmogged
senzu is too good for these fucking bumsI hope he's getting good money for this
ts nigga looks goofy as hell
LMFAO FAAZE LOST TO FUCKING PAIN 2-0AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAYOU LEARN YOUR PLACE
nitr0 hard carrying waow
2-2
tHE goat
>open stream>be welcomeb by this
2-3, keep it up simple
vitalitysisters??
3-3
togglewo
ducking a 1v2 against zywoo, my goat really is washed
it's not a "vs zywoo" unless it's a 1v1 you mong
danke meziisimple must be so pissed kek
triggered esl
OH SHIT SIMPLE
MEZZI MEZZI MEZZI
3-4, go get em 'ple!
THE GOAT PLEASE STOPYOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ZYWOO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
>caught out being a retarded faggot>seethe and screech eslmany such cases
oh the esl is MAD
>everyone shilling for simple>check flagknew it
you can only have a thing "versus" someone when it's 1v1 or they're a team (e.g. mouz vs falcons)you could only say you had>device vs zywoo + {someone}this has been a lesson for you on how english works mister ESL
4=4, ts is PEAK
schizo esl made up in his head that I said "vs" and is having a melty over it i cant
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE SIMPLEPLEASE LEAVE ME ALONEEE
>>2452572>+OH NO NO NO NO
biggest takeaway from this match: s1mple proving he's still capable of being elite
>hasbara vs ukrainethe psyop of the week
kino
>>2452459why are they tied
>>2452583Jews vs Jews?
do any of you screeching monkeys ever just sit down and enjoy a game?I can't imagine feeling the need to be negative to get something out of a game this entertaining
it's way less fun to watch cs than to watch cs and make people you don't like angry
>>2452589hey man we don't use that racially coded language here thanks
4chan is basically a massively multiplayer competitive zero sum psyop for a million different factions
4-5
Sit down ZywObese, THE REAL GOAT is back.
>>2452589men should not be playing video games so there is a moral imperative to insult them at every waking moment
Put him on a team. Put him on liquid or g2.
>>2452589Reddit is where you want to be if you really believe that.
>>2452621>Put him on liquidI don't know who you are talking about but you absolutely hate him.
>>2452627more like he hates elige and he wants s1mple to make him cry
>>2452621>liquideven egotronic doesn't deserve such a fate
>>2452634nope. wasn't me
ACEPEX
bc game looks more competitive against vitality than faze vs pain
na...
FUTA GODS
>senzu and scrunk cant cover s1mplelmfao
simple malding is so funny
The Woo
>>2452660scrunk and senzu not covering ct was insane
yeah, they've reached the limit. skill-wise and mentallyput on a good show tho
bro these guys cant check for shit
apex doing everything he can to bail out ghostwoo
>>2452676nobody checks that corner if they just shot a guy to the left of tunnels
krazy fucked up the jump ?????
5-5gg, was kino
yeah I'd just start swinging if I were him
why vitality struggling vs tier 3?
kek... s0mplechuds thought they could win against frenchgods...
s1mple dropping a 30bomb minus 2 was not on my list for 2026
2021 Navi would've buttfucked this Vitality HARD
>>2452685ye nice game
>>2452689forgot the most important part: vs. vitality, especially
>>2452690
are they keeping krazy because hes still part of the vrs corenocries will save s1mple
touchy apex?doesn't suit him
>>2452695krazy and scrunk have no business being in tier1
>>2452700>are they keeping krazy because hes still part of the vrs coreyes
Looking forward to more of this bcgame. The previous roster was painful to watch.
>>2452703I'd say throw electronic into that bag as well.
that nigga krazy really missed the jump to fucking window
>>2452706I thought he was callingthough desu I don't rate him highly either way
did apEX refer to Andorra as "his country"?
where is aragorn?
if only I didn't have a job....
>>2452712he's taking the hobbits to isengard
>>2452714you'd be poor tho
>>2452701he has a big ego
>>2452716I know. That's why I haven't quitit'd be a great evening tho
>>2452711I would call it my country too.10% income taxes bro.
>>2452723>10% income taxas God intended
>vitality and bc games playing at the same time tomorrow
>>2452723sure but it's pretty hypocritical to boast about being French and then admitting you're a tax dodger a few seconds later in the same conversation
>>2452738tax dodging is one of the most patriotic things you can do in current year western society
>s1mple lost
>>2452751from usually getting fucked by tier 3 teams to putting up a fight against vitality, I think they did alright
why should i care about s1mple?
>>2452746pretty much this, actually funding the state sponsored genocide on its own people is treason.
nrggas...
>>2452751you can tell he's an expert at it, he knows that slamming the desk will have his headset fly around
>>2452767if you don't already you shouldn't
>>2452761they fucked up bro. got 3 pistols won and when they lost one, they immediatly won the force buy.
>>2452783very insightfulplease refrain from replying to my posts
>>2452773kek was just thinking that, that transition was smooth af
>>2452751based. tier 4 nobodies should always try and cave in the desk where zywoo or donk play
>>2452791ok but you need a name then.
>>2452780the jenny does care though so i want to care for meta reasonswhat does s1mple represent
>s0mple eliminated by b8kek
>>2452798fair enoughAnonymousnow stop replying
>Zywoo 1.52 rating and won>Simple 1.18 rating and lostHmm I wonder who is player of the match with 82% of the votes
not bad from the african
>>2452815whoever's more entertaining?how are people voting anyway? I didn't see a number to text
what's with all the team kills on navi?
>>2452815it's like when women or old people do something, people overpraise them. making s1mple motm is actually a sign of disrespect.
>>2452845legitimately unreal, to consider a 77% map your "bad" one
aaaaand another navi team killpua are gonna feel like shit if they don't get this over the line
jt consistently loses any close game
I feel offended by pimp's pink sweatshirt
>>2452945its for mothers day. sorry for hogging yours if you know what i mean haha
>>2452945good
>>2452955he already wore it a few weaks ago
>>2452945it works to distract from things he says, so overall its an improvement
so after the first game what's the verdict, is Vitality winning another one or nah?
what if teams simply saved more
>>2453018not if they keep that level
when will JT get poached by a bigger team?
>>2453065>bigger team
>>2453018who's gonna stop them?
>>2453201themselves
>>2453201faze
>>2453201hantavirushistory repeats itself
>>2453232hantavirus doesn't spread so easy like covid, i'm sure they already got instructions what to do about it, should be fine
>>2453245well they used to say that covid was a nothing burger until they imposed lockdowns
>>2453245all bets are off once it infects your average unvaccinated, obese magat.
>>2453245>hantavirusIs this still circulating on social media?
>Horses helped humans build civilizations by providing transportation, farming power, warfare support, trade, labor, and companionship for thousands of years and we attached them to this dogshite team as a thank you?
>>2453263actually horses are the sources of the worst events in human history.they helped the indo europeans from the steppes to conquer and rape the original europeans. the muslim invaded countless christian lands, in the middle east, in north africa with the help of horses, turning them into terrorist hell holesmongolians invaded all their neighbours, the city they sieged are the source of the black plague that spread into europe and killed 1/3 of its population.horses are faggots.
US bros how do you feel about this representation?
>>2453289Seems like it's the people who are faggots desu
This will save faze
>>2453487can't be mechanically worse than karrigan innit
>>2453487G(oon) fuel
>>2453487This kinda looks like nocries no cap
kerry got em seething again
I have burned all my bridges. The only path now is forward.
>they're still butthurt about Shanghai
TechGirl is chopped as fuck
jl lifegaming against xantares, expected from a faggot who is surely still holding a grudge after 1 year
>>2454201qrd?
jLGOD
>>2454116rude, i want to cuddle and rub her feet while we watch cs
xelex and jL kinda popping off this game
Mouzkino
once again a ct has died because he went without head armorit happens at least once a game>b-but they have A-CKs>dies to getting gooshed and losing spray control
SP0NX!
kinda like this new PUNISHED MOUZ
niko too busy thimbout cutesuke rn
>Finn Andersen... How does a useless cockgobbler like you still alive?
>>2454554>like you still alivesar...
The gut knife is out... Full chud rage coming in hot...
Funny how fattigan's teams tend to not check corners
UNC IS A HOT NIGGA
karrigan might get a green map?
>3v5 again
>>2454617>m0NESOY misses the AWP shot into a one deag>Niko and Kawasaki run like retards and eat a flash on cat>Karrigan and teses just die
call 911 for 910
EZ
>>2454624>Kawasakikek
The flip knife is based
>>2454674Only if you're an awper
GOATSUKE
nt n0k0
bros I feel I have the falcons derangement syndrome. seeing them succeed sucks the energy out of me
mzinho you dumb fucking fat retard
Which star player could they realistically get instead of Teses?
>>2454706Oh they have succeeded? How many majors did they win?
Fragging IGL > Fat cunt IGL
>>2454711donk
>>2454714NiKo couldn't handle all that prime bussy
IGLmogged
>watch desk for the first time>MONGOLZ THHHRIVEEEEE IN LEEE CHAOOOOOSSSSSSSgod i hate everything i hate these annoying retards who cant say anything original same fucking terms what are they gonna say next falcons has le firepower ?????????????? fucking kill yourselves
>>2454720thats what happens when you make money from yapping
>>2454720How many original takes on Mongols and Falcons do you think there could be? They talk about the same teams before and after a game multiple times each tournament and there are multiple tournaments each month.They have to talk about Mongolz and Falcons 10 or more times every month. Don't watch host segments unless you want to hear the same thing over and over.
>>2454728just don't say the same corny lines over and over that's what annoys me the most and it doesn't feel original at allthrives in chaos = dogshit uncoordinated team that only wins with random plays and luckfalcons firepower = monesy decided to shoot because without him no one kills anythingthey are paid to analyze these teams and all of them say the same things about other teams too you can take a random active hltv user and he would do the same or a better job than them
They should talk about naked girls
>>2454733this but naked boys (and in maid outfits)
>>2454734Shut up faggot
>>2454736ok sorry
>>2454736mad chud lol
>>2454739you need 2-3 years in dagestan and forget
>>2454743I need 2-3 years in Africa and forget
ONE
THING
le wh*tes can't into Counter Strike LoL!
>>2454756daned0gs are so fucking worthless it's unreal
uhh falconsbros?
guys.... is karrigan.... washed?
NT Blitz
Why is it so hard to play as banditos on mirage?
>>2454768nice jinx
mongolz retards
Falcons are turning into Faze lol
oh my GOODNESSNiko and Monesy are such clowns
why peek that?
KEKOKEK
Holy radar moment
trash ass falcons, only lucky timings
falcons gotta win 3 because karrigan t sides aint doing more than 1
the lack of intelligence mongolz have is shocking, I shouldn't be surprised.
CHOKE
why do they never smoke ticket when they know monesy is 80% of time awping from there?
Art of war bros, was it really a good idea to get a dead weight IGL who only calls t-side? Will he really win you more rounds than he costs you?
#FalconsAreHere
KYO FUCKING GOAT
disgusting fattigan
Savage Huns are out
and what's that stupid shit habit or wearing a cap indoor? fucking savages
karrigan with the masonic 1 pant up strategy?
Based Karrigan making doubters seethe
>>2454820>and what's that stupid shit habit or wearing a cap indoor? fucking savages
>>2454824it's a white people hat, it's not even part of their culture, what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>2454822it's a code to tell his right leg is chained, he's a slave to his new saudi masters.
karrigan did it, he unleashed kyousuke.. it's over for the scene now
how did mongolz lose from 8-1?
>>2454830it was against mongolz, mongolz love duels, they're idiots, a team with better tactics will easily shut him down.
>unleashes donk 2.0
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
>the goat player and the goat team play at the same time todaywtf man?
>>2454884well it's always at the same time....
not looking good for Jamevision
cmon j0mmy
dookievision biggest fall off ever
>>2454893it's mirage
>Neo>S1mple>donkThat's the way it is, don't agree? Brown!
heatonzywoonobody else.
Yet to understand what is it that karrigan actually contributes to the team.
PV are actually gonna throw this 12-7 lead. I can't even.
>>2455020spoke too soon
>dastan immediately approaches notaUH OH
>>2455025
goodbye nota
GM are throwing 12-5 lead
>>2455025https://x.com/OfficialBleh/status/2053862742889840677
>>2455068KEK
>>2454786Uhh… based???
>>2455086NiKo is going to kick karrigan?
Well now that the dust has settled we can all agree that Jame is a gimick igl and the moment people study him even the tiniest bit even a huNter caliber igl can out call him
>>2455122Yes you can outcall him by virtue of Jame having his aimers be worse than him.
>>2455122maybe if he didn't have 3 people below 1 rating he'd win more mapsever thought of that?
>>2455125Not their fault. Imagine how well you'd be aiming after being battered by a Kazakh manlet
>>2455130wow that's putrid, it's not that long ago since xielo and nota looked insane
UNC'd
HOLY SHIT
>throwx2
damn
-nota -belchonokk +fl1t +fame/n0rb3r7 is basically confirmed after this, right?
>>2455180norbert is washed
>that spray>literally 0 reaction from casterbro
>>2455180Get that qwinki guy from k27
JUST HIT A ONCE. SO MANY USELESS MID CHECKS HOLY SHIT.
c'est fini>dastanhis players betrayed him, right at home.
GOAT2ZEROVISION
ruskies got a bit of fame and money and instantly started playing like shit
Thank you nota and belchonok.
it was nice knowing you xielo
>>2455208Nah. >>2455205
>>2455205benched AW for this btw
>>2455212he was also horrible
>>2455209irrelevant, dastan knows.
>>2455200basado
>>2455212He was on par with these two.
>>2455215>>2455218AWRA clears those chumps
ah they changed the schedule at atlanta, bs games and vitality won't play at the same time
Thots?
These niggas been popping off this event.
aAa...
>>2455224>"fragging igl" calling around himselftotal MOUZ collapse soon
This fucking VRS distrib is crazy.
M8G2Mongolz
>>2455233do the mongolz go back to mongolia between tournaments?can't imagine it's financially worthwhile to travel to europe that frequently rather than just moving somewhere
>>2454728this post thrives in chaos>>2454731this post has a lot of firepower
>>2455248>do the mongolz go back toThey roam. They are nomads bro.
>>2455248pretty sure mongolz are state sponsored
WHAT DOES HE DO?
>>2455260wins
>>2455253i will rape you
>>2455267>wins>haven't won shit in 4 years
>>2455248They need to regularly return home to distribute their seed and grow their empire.
>>2455272he hasnt won shit in like 2 1/2 years. grandslam, cac and sydney were in 2023 and chengdu was 2024
>>2455279this is nuts.
>>2455272remember when people were hyping Faze up at the start of CS2 like they were gonna have another 2022-like run, and then Vitality absolutely smashed them in the last two BLAST tournaments of 2023. and then donk came and destroyed them in Kato kekkarrigan is so fucking overrated
>DASTAN LIKED A TELEGRAM POST TO REPLACE NOTAlmaaaaaao
>>2455294>and then donk came and destroyed them in Kato kekand don't forget Copenhagen soon after that, it was the icing on the cake
>>2455296not cool desu
>>2455294they were the best team at the very start of cs2. they had that GF streak, that i think navi might have broken but if not vita definitely have. the idea faze has been bad for all of cs2 is retardo they were top 2 for the first 7 months of CS with 3 months as top 1
Are we watchan bbcgame or faze?
>>2455304im watching s1mple
>>2455304this new faze lineup is good to me, personally
>>2455303yeah but those 3 months at top 1 are kinda weak when your only tournaments were IEM, CAC (let's be realistic it's a tournament like Astana than truly tier 1) and a Thunderpick meme online cup. Vitality mogged them hard in Blast Fall and World Final, at that point you already can't say Faze are top 1 anymore, they lost flat 2-0 both times with no chance. then in 2024 they kinda looked like Mouz last year, constantly losing finals and somehow managed to get Chengdu.
>s1zzy vs s1s1:)
krek
>>2455313>top 1 are kinda weak when your only tournaments were IEM, CACyeah but they were in GF every event for those 3 months, which obv isnt as good as a win but it means something. i didnt mention TP cos yeah its a meme and idk how it has a trophy on HLTV. im not saying they had an era or were insanely strong but they were still the best team for 3 straight months. vitas dominance has broken peoples brains, you dont have to win everything for 18 months to have been good
S1s1sters noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>2455323tasty shot from esenthial tho
>>2455325>esenthialfun fact: his teammates just call him "essential" but the casters are cucked into pronouncing it like it's writtenkinda based desu
LMAO THE PAIN ON SMPLE'S FACEquite sad desu
how has no big team thrown a bag at simpleg2 need an awpermouz need an awperpari need an awperfaze need an awpernavi need an awper/riflerliquid need an awperhe'd even be an upgrade to shiro
MY FUCKING RETARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THAT'S WHY HE'S MY RETARD
GOATKY
>>2455348kek i just caught it first thing opening the stream
>>2455353sunpayus clearstorzsi clearsjame clearsbroky clearswonderful clearsultimate clearsshiro clears
bc.g looks so disjointed and uncoordinated every round. electronic shifting out to short water on his own before the rest of bcg have any control on A is so retarded
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo>skrunk>german cs
simple playing with puggers
why did they pick overpass
>>2455364LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS SENZU DOING THERE
Is all this suffering worth that salary Sascha?
>>2455370getting a quick bag
simple would rather be on the front right now
s0mple IS the raped
Be honest anon, you've made this exact face in your pugs before
holy kek
>>2455378I look like this when I fail a captcha
>>2455370experience playing internationally and a bag for himself and the mongolzseems like a win-win
germany bros, why is there no scene? you guys are rich n have free time.
>>2455386no i meant him jumping through a smoke in a 3v2 post plant. i think hes a good addition and i hope bcg keep him and get a good IGL (not electronic)
finally a kill through a smoke after being blind
>>2455365>>2455371>>2455378The molestation device is hitting The GOAT too hard...
reminder bc games did a crazy comeback against legacy or something on overpass
Bro having jcoob is literally free pistol round wins.
bc game is not a team
can you imagine how fucked the comms are in this team
>b8 is beating bc harder than vitality did>betboom beat b8>betboom vs vitality coming upit's happening
>>2455409Vitality went hiking and didn't touch CS for a weekafter yesterday ropz already played DM and Zywoo did 50 kills on aim botz, Betboom are getting raped
>>2455409>FaZe vs Vitality in the lower bracket timelineConceptualizing a future where FaZe lifegames and eliminates Vitality in groups...
Two quickies
GODcries and they would've won vs vitality. at least one map.
Can esl get this fucking war criminal off my fucking screen?
why wouldn't they just get any random standin?they would still lose but you're probably better off getting a random high faceit elo nobody.
>>2455435that's my goat!
chat non-stop chattin bout the goatnever happens with anyone else
>>245547130k hate watchers, aura
The Lion and The GOAT Rifler feast together after a hard fought victory.
>>2455481>karrigan jumped to falcons because faze couldn't afford dinners anymorekek
>falcons won againAnother bad day for hombre :)
wake me up when falcon beat spirit
s0mplefags really thought hes back LMOAif NAVI chose to keep iM with .8 rating instead of him that says a lot about how shit he is as a teammate and no amount of flicks can cover it
So much raw seethe from years of being raped lol
>>2455498how many majors
>tranimekys
>a-all those years I got raped don't countkek
>all those years-2021-...
nt grim
did these retards overlap their playoffs with Eurovision
>>2455527We don't watch that crap here.
>>2455527>EurovisionWho cares about zogvision
Legendary duo.
>>2455516you mean 2022, but not even that, it was only the first half of that year. and the other period of dominance karrigan had was with first Faze superteam which lasted 3 months and ended in complete humiliation at Boston and Katowiceso the sum total of karrigan's domination as an IGL in CS is about 9 months, across 13 years of the game's existencestop replying to that retard btw
NotReallyGoodbros...
My Vegan GOAT is just straight up dancing outside man, hoooly.
WELL WELL WELL
>>2455531>>2455529It's an /int/ classic mutts
>>2455527damn I forgot about that shitshow, will gladly watch the final with my chud bros
>>2455558Is this /int/, buddy?
>>2455562it's the fucking chikaner, just skip
>>2455558make a thread again and ill say that again with my eu flag though
welp there go ticket sales
My goat......
>>2455567time destroys everything
>>2455567My goat................
ok but who the hell is scrunk
>>2455573based exit fragger
>faze vs fut in the lower bracket finalsI think faze are fucked bros.
Let's Go FaZe Clan!*clap clap*>>2455567THE GOAT used all his energy blasting all over ZywOo yesterday, unlucky.
>>2455576Their analyst.
>mention based Eurovision >amerimutts and Mexicans have a meltieo kek
>based eurovisionno one says this
>>2455579Ain't no way my FUTAbros are going to lose to paiN or Vitality (again).
cha cha cha :D
ESL needs a rolling schedule already, ffs
>yurocucks seething about the schedule againkek
Do not check betboom's vrs points.
I'm all in on faze now that karrigan fucked off. FAZEUP
>>2455618>ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT!!!!!! NOT MINE!!!!!typical ukrop
>>2455618scrunk bros...
>>2455618KEK somebody save him
>>2455618their vrs is aleady trashed againthey need to grind actual t2 now
>>2455618for many this is the goat
>>2455618he's right
>>2455618KINGwoo would never
>>2455481>cloud9kek
twitch ads are insufferable
>>2455618see you at draculan
zhang dropping trvkes on hltv
>s0mplefans botted a hltv meme vote so he could win somethingkek
>>2455639>ads
seething
>>2455618GOAT is humble and doesn't call out just any specific person. He is ambiguous enough to keep you guessing whether he considers this performance to be of his personal underperformance or the team as a whole.
>>2455360>ultimatepolska gurom :-)
>>2455658you literally have to use streamlink to avoid themublock origin doesnt workinb4 some sketchy meme pack
>king dev0rce out of nowhere
oh no xe broke xer spambot!
>>2455644simple has no fans, that's just zywoo haters
shut the fuck up pimp
>>2455644Zywoo is just not really interesting in terms of his personality. He's very by the book and boring. Doesn't make him bad, just doesn't make him interesting.
>>2455693Have you beaten the Iron Man Challenge?
>>2455696device but without the looks
>>2455698>have you done this retarded masturbatory thing because you used to be fat as fuckNo I haven't
>>2455644>>2455644I'm a zywoo fan and I made a hltv account after austin because I knew I could just shit on zywoo haters from now on hehe, I had all the ammo needed.:)
>>2455696LiterallyMeWoo
>>2455696I love his playstyle. I hate mistakes and the woo rarely does mistake, for sure at the expense of not going for crazy stupid plays that could backfire.
>>2455696this stuff mattered maybe 5 years ago when Zywoo was just an exceptional player with little glory in terms of trophies, but when you're literally the GOAT and created the strongest era ever personality matters way less. Messi is an autist midget with even less personality than Zywoo, in a sport followed by normalfags, and it doesn't even matter.every kid who is an aspiring pro has been watching Zywoo win everything for 2 years and all accolades that go with it, only a fool would still think he has no fans and impact in 2026, it's only boomers stuck on forums who still think like this. i literally see Russians with Zywoo pfps when i play faceit (usually that McGregor photoshop edit and stuff like that).
I wish I ate with apex and mezii...
dev0rce SHARTED on you
>>2455696hasbara likes them boring
>>2455696the only people that ever cared about "personality" in esport were always americansif I want to see a clown I go to the circus
>b-but america-obsessed
>>2455764Yes they are, that's what he said. Americans are obsessed about celebrities.
>amerifat madlooks like I was right lamo
bet a grand on bb map1 win
>>2455687
>>2455625random Belgrade lans are gonna save them, trust the process
>'jak posting on the 'gogbased
>device is ukrainianwtf, danedogs explain yourselves right now
>ESL leaves this on their chat>FaZe Netanyahu or anything similar gets wiped instantlyCrazy double standards. Let the niggas have fun.
danes traumatized you
>>2455819Israel/jews are never allowed to be made fun of
karrigan truly traumatized millions with his shity 0.0001 rating yeah we could say that
years of rape by hated danesthat's the source of your anger
>>2455819hasbara at work
rape thisrape thatmeanwhile my nigga maniac still in jail
funny how niggas got mentally raped by the english talent and now they say "playing by the book" like a bunch of drones when talking bout zypoomost niggas playing for a tier 1 team play by the book. sh1ro, zont1x, ropz, mezii, apex, kscerato, yuurih...only reason niggas make it a big deal when talking bout zypoo is to cover the fact that he is the most stat obsessed awper faggot in current cs. every nigga with an iq over 90 knows that the #1 awper since 2024 is m0nesy cause he makes high difficult plays and still gets the same or better numbers than zypoozypoo has only ever been the best awper in 2023.
>4th most money all time but he's bad
>>2455849hope he sees this bro
thanks for admitting defeat
>>2455854i think you need to donate to his stream so he can see it bro
rape victims like to act like they're not traumatized sometimes while acting deeply traumatizedcry it out bro it'll be ok
- me to zywoo haters
>>2455846>the #1 awper since 2024 is m0nesy cause he makes high difficult playsthe high difficult plays in question:
>navi, astralias, cloud9, mouz, fnatic and liquidfags all got raped by karrigan's teamsi understand now
savedthedayagainwoo
betboom is raping vitality
bruh how did Vitality steal that round
AIEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS VITASISTERS
>buys AUG>doesn't scope when firingbotz...
notice how shit flamez is when Apex doens't throw throw util for him
WE BRING THE BOOM
holy based
Surely they won't choke this.
s0mple cant even beat this washedtality
>ohne not here to witness thisMark what is your problem Mark
>zywoo misses x 2>messi carrieskek
For the love of GOD nerf the FiveSeven. Jesus how did this pistol stay the fucking same this long? My baby girl CZ got raped countless times while this OP piece of shit got nothing.
DAMN v0t0lity look TIRED!In the moment of chasing fame money and glory YOU lost PASSION!
>>2455909cz was actually broken tho, near instant drawspeed and basically guaranteed at least one kill ldlcz i miss it bros
holy fuck did you guys see zywoo wait for someone to walk into his crosshair???incredible
half the genny is ABV (anyone but vitaliity)much like /sp/ is ABA
>>2455927/sp/ is ABL though
>>2455907i thought he was streaming these again
APEX OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0p0x nodding off loollllll
botEX
Danny boy..........................................................................................................................................
Фpaнцyзcкий eвpeй из Изpaиля yзнaeт, гдe eгo мecтo
apex looks kinda pissed :(
BB going to be riding the high of taking a map off Vitality for a month
BOOMCHADS WE HERE
idiotic selfish greedy apexUH LET ME GET TWO FRAGSfucking shoot on the first opponent you see
>>2455944Nice google translate, bratishka
Okay okay. HOWEVER...
MeltieWoo lol
DIDN'T APEX LITERALLY HEAR HIM? DID HE INTENTIONALLY SELL THIS MAP?
based russians :)
#TRANSVESTIGATEapEXNOW
>>2455923I would genuinely say the FiveSeven is as broken or even more because 20 bullets AND high RPM is way to much considering it can one shot head shot. In some maps (like Nuke) you are almost always in one shot range. You can easily get 2-4 kills on ramp or hut.
>>2455960I'm not schizo about this stuff but it seemed like both wanted to lose, after bb got matchpoint they were suddenly taking ages to react to opponents entering their fov and losing ridiculous rounds due to it
goatpex throwing to prolong the entertainmentlearned from entertainerwoo, truly the goat team
>boombla won more maps against vitality in 2026 than spirit and pari combined Wow
>>2455967The real broken gun is mp9. You can just run and spray at head with good accuracy even out to medium range it rewards playing the game like it's call of duty
They are cheating.....
Why are russians allowed an ethnostate team but nobody else? Even brazil got cucked into a multi-continental team
>ropz will rape in the next two maps>13:5>13:6inc
>>2455985nobody else wants to play with russians
>>2455985seething brownoid amerimutt lol
>>2455985>but nobody else>b8, aurora, mongolz, PAIN, 3dmax
somehow vitality always drop 1 or 2 maps against low ranked teams at the beginning of every tournament
>>2456021just the 'woo showing kindness to those less fortunate teams
>>2455985>russia>ethnostatekek
>>2456014all irrelevant except mongolz and they're basically asian russians
ropz shills=buthurt belters
>>2455985slav and macaco meltie at this kwab
this is all the same poster btw
>>2456034There's one ruski speaking baltoid negro itt, so you might be onto something.
/sp/ /int/ /pol/ keks need to fuck off back to their mommas basements!
the entire premise of competitive counterstrike is racial, ethnic and national tensions and hatred
>>2456054shit's too funny for me personallyI've been looking up words like "orange" in the archives for some boards and counting the times it's used politically, it always makes me laugh
>>2456057
BBBBBASED CZCHAD
>>2456085first person with these gloves after 2018 boston tarik lol
>>2455967i like the idea of ct having a gun that can one shot headshot, 20 bullets is probably too much though
>>2456063>the dark egg does 50% of the violent crime despite being 13% of the egg population
https://x.com/jamskins/status/2054254226109268239>s1 actually shaking from being madlmfao
Since when m4a1 has 4 mags?
>>2456107forgot to mention that the dark egg was systematically enslaved and brought down by the white egg for centuries?
>>2456108kek
genuinely who is skrunk
>>2456120BCs analyst.
>>2456114How does that justify violent retardation centuries after the fact? Is there a single ethnic group on earth that hasn't gone through traumatic periods in their history?
>snoretality game while yurovision is live
>>2456054we will assemble for the eurovision
vitalgbt strong!
>>2456114>bad things happen then, so i must chimpout now
imagine how good spirit would be if they had dumped magixx and chopper after kato 25 and got boomich/kyousuke
why are vitaLGBT struggling on their map pick
zorwoo
zionwoo
robin my goat
Ebin flashbangs
>hooxi playing the late game againfuck you eslalso, why do both tournaments have to have a break on thursday?I don't mind them overlapping, but at least spread the games out a bit
>>2456235dont worry anon, esl saved you watching hooxi fumble again
>>2456274I couldn't watch the last game live and it was fucking kinoget off of my imageboard, pedro
My fuarkin GOATOne of the last believers of the CZ (and wins the conversion)
I'd say its happenning, but if anyone is good at pulling comebacks its these vitacunts (see the match vs navi at fort worth)
betbum is looking pretty good rn
Magnojez is donk 3.0 btw
>inb4 muh no practiceno excuses vitasissies
Why did they just ran it down ramp into the awp just to get cleaned?
>>2456331nahhe's getting chunkyhe's on his zywoo arc
Reminder that navi had vitality by the balls just like this and they still won. I'm not celebrating until this shit is closed out.
uhhh vitaLGBT sisters???
>>2456335because they lost outside
chill out. they will comeback.
BOTALITY
zywoo you better the bite pillow you big gummed bastard
>>2456332The US national parks drained the fat boy from his energy
>>2456352he got raped by a cryptid and is now cursed to whiff for the rest of eternity
Muh era getting raped live by BOOM BOOM lol
ropz lol
insane free money to bet vita now btw
Everyone relax, ropz faze magic is coming up soon.
>the raped
love the coach cam
>>2456344the chuds raped and gaped usour queer power was meaningless
>loser against FaZekinda wanna see Vita lose to see the FaZe rematchand of course for more vitakino
>>2455409We need to catch this anon asap
Wtf I love Z now
I want BB to lose. I'm over this Faze vs Vitality arc that ruined the threads during Budapest. Please I don't wanna go back to that cancer.
>>2456375seeing niggas mald over mezii was the funniest shit ever tho
>vita knocked out by a busted ass faze with a standin
boomitch deserves this victory
>>2456384I agree, it's pretty funny
>headshot through the ballsbad way to go
Please no... Please ropz please don't let vitality go up against faze... Please I beg you
>but but but muh zogslams!
If these fuckers actually comeback from this position again
Told you, here comes the comeback
IT'S HAPPENING
>zywoo whiff loses them the round
>>2456423>>2456408CANCELLED
goatz
>Vitality throwing just to be able to abuse my niggas in rebuild mode on the lower bracket
No...
chokewoomissedsmokewoo
KEKshould've saved this for the faze rematch, goatwoo
That turned 180 fast
THE SMOKE GOT CAUGHT ON THE LIP OF THE RAMP
do bettors go big on these matches since its free money?
>>2456425not
RapedWoo
>zywoo smoke whiff loses them the series
so entertaining, bruhI hope the vitafaze match is even better
It's official... NAVI 2021 is the strongest team of all time and would've RAPED this Botality.Based BOOMBLA, smoke 'em.
>losing 5v2 vs half buyare we pretending this isnt rigged?
meanwhile the futa game still hasn't started because a pc kept crashing so they are placing it
*raped by tec9 in vent award
>>2456451decided to copy the falcons for funny moment
Karrigan if you can hear me, please save us.... The backstabber is coming for his faze brothers again...
magno is supposedly donks best friend or something just get him into spirit now
>>2456451that was a nutty play from ropz, that double vent dive was what lost them the round, vit had time
where the radar screenshots at? 2v5 low buy loss to lose the match against t3 onliners lmao
>>2456462>just kill his careerbruh the play is to move donk away from that shit
*gulp*
no webm of apex right after the match?guy's brain was working overtime to figure out how the fuck they lost that
>>2456470he should think about anubis really
>>2455409>>2455409>>2455409>>2455409>>2455409
already the botality "fans" are COPING with the "no practice" excuse AHAHAHA COPE HARDER
>>2456464yellow falcons
who's the weird trekkie freak, and why is he on my screen?did pgl grab too much talent?
This ain't no NAVI bro, our meth head GOAT boombla is not going to choke a lead. Fuck you brapEX.
VitaFaZe first matchup too, kino straight awayThanks ESL
HE'S BACK
That's pretty funny.
>>2456519so many niggas hating on vitality just for playing the game...
Fuck off No Fans Dan, there's a new sheriff in town
>>2456510MACACO BLANCO
damn, shame about that 5v2 throw but really everything went wrong after that 2nd round on nuke, wtf was that T side. even with no practice it's not a valid excusei hope FUT wins this, wouldn't want to meet them in the lower bracket desu
People out here celebrating like they just got knocked out of the tournamentSome other team will destroy BetBoom in playoffs and then Vitality will easily 3-0 in the finals kek
>>2456519FAZE UP
he was so fucking fat
>>2456590I read his name on the roster, looked at the player pics, saw it wasn't a fat guy, so I thought it was another guy with a similar in game name.
>>2456600chunkazze
Since when is paiN this good? I only remember them being a completely useless team
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKED AND DEFEATED BY HATED BETBOOMERS
>>2456657they got brazilian donk
The cope is out full force on HLTV. Vitality didn't practice for this event apparently.
>>2456657they had good results last run until they didn't
>lose vs vitality>lose vs team that almost won vs team that beat vitalitythis seeding isn't fair
>>2456676hasbara drones deployed
>>2456657>beat some no name shitters so they're good o algokek
>>2456691blade continues to impress and making a career with navi being the best while simple is washed out
PR is so fuckin good mane
>>2456600Bro this guy is so retarded. I like him.
>>2456795he should go on ozempic and get the diabeetus managed
>>2456590Is there one like this but with simple?
>>2456804Nah. It adds to the tard look.
blad3 is PISSED
Siren was useless the whole series up until that last round in vent.
Imagine losing to The Legion of Gamers in big 2000+10+10+6
RIP FUT and Faze
I don't know what's going on but this is really scrambling my brain.
makazze is swagged out
>>2456836gay retarded twinks in here hate to see a fat nigga with aura
Vitality would've won if they'd started on CT but also what the fuck is up with their T side. I feel like worse teams get more round on T side against comparably stronger opponents.
GamerChads...
>>2456824damn, imagine losing to 4 russians and a pylon
The raped
>>2456987Tec-9 in the nuke vents is the new molestation device
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLBt21qf60Its up. Damn, frozen pretty much said its on sight with fattigan.
yellow parivision
>>2457199?
Raped Dan having a meltie KWAB!
>>2457224delusional
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2039741467267113359
This shit is just sad to watch. Disband already Liquid, clearly no one cares and is there only for the salary.
https://www.dust2.us/news/73720/breaking-cooper-leaks-new-team-featuring-stewie2k-autimatic-and-skadoodle-on-streamForget Liquid. Forget M80. Here comes new NA hope
i boughted the superstrike
>>2457767I would get it but I'm a stupid retarded disabled left hander holy shit I fucking hate it
>>2457704united uncs of america
Do they always put the IGLs in the middle slot? Never really thought about it
>>2457704one last toggle
>polish trio at the bottom
ummm uhh ummm
>>2457704cool if legit but I don't know if they would handle the climb, also kek at this if it keeps going liquid's way, how does this site even stay afloat or make any money though? I've never seen anything get commented on aside from some transgender related article where the author was hardcore shilling for "female cs" to consist entirely of them
>>2457987all the dust domains are hltv sister sites that post region specific stuff too irrelevant even for short news
>georgian internetlmao the south is such a shithole
>>2457995I dunno, they have plenty of interviews with relevant players that just don't get seen cause they're posted on a site no one knows about, like most barely break 100 views on yt. funnily enough it's mouz players and spinx in particular who gets the least of the non-NA bums
>>2458089yeah like what the hell is the point? if they're partnered with hltv they would get a lot more views being posted there.
if magic wins it's falcons vs furia in quarters
meanwhile flyquest are losing to nonames mongolians
>/I don't know how to play this game and watch other people have fun and win on it general/Cuck thread
>>2458251league xp?
>>2458251have you tried playing cs? Its full of bots, no point playing it yourself
>>2458251i do both, the wife and her bf say it's distracting so i usually have to watch it on mute though
AWRA
I saw GOATquid won, as usualAnd FlyQuest... KWAB
Gentle Raped
ts too ez
falcons vs furia quarters now
>>2458331What is Dastan thinking right now?
>>2458335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEyGiaqm7k
pari yeki trust the plan
>>2458334actually only if g2 wins
it's cool we get these stream extensions that have in game chat or scoreboard #Positivity :)i give it a couple years until these features will be behind a modest paywall only a matter of time
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390000/gentle-mates-vs-magic-istanbulan-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393984/gentle-mates-vs-magic-stake-ranked-episode-2-closed-qualifierhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394146/gentle-mates-vs-magic-pgl-astana-2026
why the fuck do they start tournaments so early? It's early even kz time. like matches are already over just as eu work day is over and that's biggest viewerbase.
>>2458366Groups
>>2458366Semis and grands seem to be scheduled better.
>>2458371yes but it's on the weekend
>>2458373That's the point.
>>2458374well my point is that they could just have matches start a few hours later and they'd get more viewers
so uh flyquest went out 12th vs this competition
>>2458377nobody careswe only root for FQ when there's nothing else to watch or they fluke their way into a tier1 tournament
kinda sad falcons wonthey could've gone with the karrigan special and gone 3-2 and we'd have another game todayat least we'll have mongolians vs turks later
>FaZeVita first>Then Liquid kinoThank you BetBoom
lol
how do you get good team mentality when this nigger says he's gonna kick you at any moment?
falcons are 3-0 vs furia this year so will be embarrassing for karrigan if they lose
>>2458526Furia been owning this event.
total turk roach demoralisation event incoming
>both sides maldingkwab
911wild shots
>xantares bottomfragginghe's really fallen off lately
>>2458617goatwoo broke his arm, please understand
RAPED BY XANTARES
>>2458377this is why regali quit
mzhino had a pretty good ct half
0m0ng0l0lz
mongolz didnt get a single easy opponent. unlucky.
>>2458717well they got magic, but magic got into playoffs by facing even worse teams
can molodoy do it? can he mog monesy?
>9z>furia>pain>legacy>all in playoffsIs this the SA surge?
>>2458767fluke, will likely even lose to magicmidshitshitanything else?
>>2458767Fallen's legacy o algo
Hyped to watch the GOAT team playing against vitality today
https://x.com/i/status/2054304379604275356what do coaches even do?
>>2458939order the food they choose on the app
>>2458939supplement the team's needs as needed
>>2458939ask the IGLs 1st, Falcons didnt change after replacing their better IGL with a 0.6 rating 36 yrs old player
>>2458939it's kinda funny how football coaches somehow tricked everyone into thinking coaches are important just because they shout at the players and look angry
na faceit is so bad boombl4 gets like 120 adr every game
>>2458939game plan, demo reviews, researching oponents habits, man management. 99% of their job is out side of the games
>>2458965>boomich is the goat iglftfy
pureKINOinbound
They went straight for the nuke pick based
ALL IN ON FAZECOIN RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
When was the last time Vitality had to play two games in one day? I don't think it happened in like 2 years
vitality eliminated
>>2459012I'm grateful we (may) get to see itlove me vitakino
>>2459017Pugtality vs FUT could be absolute kino
lol flamez
Apex is mad after yesterdays nuke
who's the best, magnojez or frozen?
betboom only needed 3 t rounds so we're almost there
>>2459042oh rightthere's a not-faze game going on
twistzz showing up
blimey how many cs tournaments are there? back in my day there was like one.. Now there's what, one every couple weeks?
jcobbb ripping off heads
BR0KY HAHAHAHAHAHA
haha
>apex losing it again
still thinking about that broky roundman I can't stop laughing
>>2459071what a fucking idiot
DO NOT SAVE
nt twistzz kek
nt
interesting attempt from Faze
cinema
BCG should have gotten an easy playoff spot if they had chosen to play in Astana
everybody and their mother is spanking vita on nuke now; did navi (before choking) expose something in that final everyone is now exploiting?
I’m fazing… I’m fazing really hard right now….
I just love stressed apex
nt deaglewoo
NETANYAHU THE SAVIOR
fut sucks now
>>2459112fut and pv had random strats looks like they got figured out
is broky good at cs?
not so fats
this downfall is faster than khaerbye's lmaoo
>>2459118let's just say it's an awper market
>>2459112>>2459116it's been talked in this general before; upcoming teams shortly peaking at the very top have a tendency to get studied and then sink back downonly the best will find staying power in the top after being studied properly
patientwoo
broky literally losing the maphe's a meme
>>2459127twitchfag
HOLY KINOlove this f*cking team
>>2459128as is donald trump
>MUH CHANNEL POINTS
faze are so bad
s1mple would genuinely be an improvement over brokycan't believe I'm saying it in 2026
>huge choker and biggest vibes killer would be an improvement over br1ky
OT MOTHERFUCKERDO YOU SPEAK IT?
NOT OVER YET MOTHERFUCKER
legs in animgraph2 look so wobbly and shit god damn
faze sis wngmi
-borky +regali
kek ratz
zypoo so tilted little baby waaawaaa cry baby
It's over I lost all my money time to kill myself in game
>>2459165type quit smoking in console
GODZ
lolropz just keeps fucking them over
nice jacob
>>2459171They fucked themselves with that last one though.
>this is my team now, robin
flamEZ
Broky cost them the map
so closethey need more time without karrigan to take vitality on nuke again
magogcord is freaking out
should broky be replaced?
>>2459195most people would say yesbut I think back to that round against ropz and how hard it made me laugh, and I don't think anyone else could do something so funny so no
>>2459195>Netanyahu 0.79I already knew rating is meaningless but goddamn. Numbers cannot show how useful that nigga was.
>>2459200he had 1.19 on ctbut he was 2-12 33 adr on t
>>2459195fuck nogo statsfag somewhere elsevibes are all that count
okay so faze fans hate broky but who are they fans of then? karrigan is gone, rain is gone, ropz is gone....
>>2459209banks
>>2459195pretty sure twistzz, frozen and broky will stay on no matter what
>>2459209I don't hate broky though.
>mfw when I'm not extreme enough to master nuke vs vitality>mfw I have no face
nt messi
my retard goatand whoever that french boy is
He so retarded...
the twistzzer>>2459235shows what you know
unc still got it
>>2459238It is a retarded decision even it if works.
>>2459245if you want "meta compliant" decisions go watch navi or mouz
GOATPEX
>>2459252>mouzno, they're just playing scared"I hope I don't make a mistake" -mindsetvs."How do I destroy those fuckers this round" -mindsetboth can me meta but the latter is the winning mentality
>>2459252So catty.
imagine if we could bread mamhoud "apex" mashallah and salim "zywoo" souleymani and create the perfect cs player
GOATWOO
is faze FOR REAL?
>>2459200there are rare cases like that but broky isnt one of them
such kino
no kit :(
joecob please do something on t side.
RIP FUT
Pistol Clan
>>2459287don't worry, he'll get at least three frags on t-side
fozesisters................
Kek something about the way Vitality is tryharding so badly. It's just drenched in insecurity and envy. This is their world cup finale
collatewoo
What if
wtf karrigan left and yet piece of shits broky and jcobbb aren't unleashed? what happened?
>>2459331Ropz's fault
Liquidbros where we @???
>>2459318lots of loser energy emanating from this post
>>2459339Right here brother #LiquidUP
>>2459339
>>2459346malbs is huge
Hahahahahahah fazefags learn their place
>>2459354for siuhy
FaZe have announced that Helvijs "shitky" Saukants has been benched from the starting roster. The move brings to an end midky's dogshit rerun.The announcement comes amidst a poor start to the year for FaZe, during which time they were fucking horrible. Notably, FaZe have missed out on the playoffs of everything.FaZe faced the significant challenge of replacing Finn "karrigan" Andersen after IEM Rio, as the GOAT IGL had fled the garbage pile for Falcons. Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski was the problem?Despite the inevitably of teething issues in integrating jcobbb for almost a year, FaZe have underperformed with the Poolish rifler on their lineup, showing little promise or improvement in results across his tenure.In an effort to remedy their current poor form, FaZe have opted to send AWPer baldky to the incinerator. The Latvian Loser was fraudulently named the eighth-best player of last year in HLTV's top 20 list, which was largely based on ner0's repressed gay tendencies. His performances waned for years at this point and that decline continued into 2026, with the 80-year-old only just breaking 0.95 event ratings across the majority of tournaments this year.baldky's benching brings to incompetence of the management. The Latvian soon took up the AWP role, and was a part of some of FaZe's most successful periods in CS, most notably going out 0-3 in IEM Rio Major due to shitky's gambling addiction.In total midky has been carried to nine notable events with FaZe, his most successful period with the squad coming in 2022 when FaZe fluked PGL Major Antwerp, and did the Katowice-Cologne double in the weakest year CSGO scene has ever seen. He also secured an Intel Grand Slam during his time with the team, and collected a number of individual accolades, including four HLTV top 20 appearances and three MVP awards. That was FOUR YEARS AGO by the way, midky since was horrible.
This is the worst tournament Vitality played since like 2024 with Spinx, if Navi don't beat them now they never will
>>2459408their cologne was worsezypoo was afk for the entire tournament
So.Liquid.
>>2459418patience, just extending play our entertainment
>>2459418it's GL map pick, chill
n0f
Liquid doubters awfully quiet right now...
lultimate...................................................
>>2459466no, I'm just watching astralisI know snax and co will take out the trash
son
>hooxi banging tablesmaybe that'll motive the team (I hope)
oooooooooooooooooooooh boy
>smacking tables>smacking sinners>smacking your mom
we beat the lowest ranked stage 1 team, let's fucking go pooxi lads, beastik can't compete with the gigatard
>we wondamn right#HOOXUP
>>2459521>how can I spin this positive to a negative in the most obnoxious performative way?you must live a sad lifelearn from the hooxter, bro. It'll do you good
Hmmmmm
>>2459527>learn from the hooxterthe guy went into severe depression because he was dogshit?
stfu pimp
>>2459530>giving up alreadyFaZebros... not Frozen too......................
>>2459535pimp could beat you in arm wrestling
>>2459527it's bizarre to me that there is a dedicated Hooxi hater here every time Astralis plays, must be some butthurt Niko/m0nesy fan who somehow thinks he ruined their major or whatever
>>2459543>somehow thinks he ruined their major or whateverbased if true
rating3.0 is bullshit, awpers are punished way too hard
>>2459530this guy is so fucking bitter LOLand maybe stupid too, not everyone is refusing offers for an upgrade like you mr. baitzen
>>2459547awp abusing should have its own category since its so skilless in comparison
pooxi fans go quiet when people start wondering why snax won more trophies in less time
>>2459551>giving off extremely bitter vibes while calling other people bitterwhere modern of you
>>2459556coward
pooxi fans get one-shot by this picture
#LETSGOLIQUID
this tourny finna make me login and frag some zoomies
why these niggas letting siuhy down man
staehr <3
>>2459581and motherfucking HOOXIplayers win, sinners sin
l0qu0d................................................................................................
Why do Falcons and Liquid constantly do this shit?
>>2459595it's okthey'll be going to american lans for a long time, where actually have a chance
RAPEDquid...
The fact that Lulquid are the best NA has, is just sad
it would be sad if anyone cared about na
>>2459639NA is the world, chump
staehrape
https://x.com/FalconsEsport/status/2054598716154421625They got unc at gun point shilling for the R6 team
>>2459646has he ever done something like this for faze's r6 team?
this fucking team man...
ma' hoox'
God FUCKING damnit liquidbros
liquid disband????
LULQUID
They are there just to steal paychecks.
DISBAND AND RETIRE
>>2459688>paychecksreddit/hltv memefuck offliquid can suck dick without you doing it too
>TL played bad Wow amazing insight pimp (shut the fuck up)
PHZY you crazy fuckerinsane timing
based FAITHFULxi taking out these evil sinners
I just finished burning all my teamliquid jerseysThis is why my wife divorced me
>>2459730never heard that one before!! kekw!!also 6 years late
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393236/vitality-vs-falcons-iem-rio-2026I don't need to remind you how that ended.
>astralis game at shit-o-clock for the 4th day in a rowI really really hate esl
>peepee vs painmeh
how'd pain get this far lmao
is spunj being freaky?
>>2459865how did b8 get this far
im crine
b8 just had to put down fut
come on b8I bet like 8 dollars on you
ts nigga really named himself sissy?
nice b8erslet's go
>sissy one-hit that smoke defuseI can't even the remember the last time someone managed that
>>2459920gtfo
danke clutchwoont s1zzler
holy fucking shitI think kino's on the menu boys
>>2459961Dead cat bounce. Vitality will close this very shortly.
le woo
flamezwooclutchwoo
>>2459962probablybut whatever crumbs get my blood pumping while waiting for the next game is fine by me>>2459964>>2459967go back
>>2459972man shut the fuck up
>>2459973whiny bitch
>>2459977>nooo don't post thatmaybe (You) should go somewhere else, soft ahh bih
>>2459979try harder bitch boy
>>2459981keep seething about our posts for no reason, chum
so where's sissy going if b8 don't get results?no niko jokes, please>>2459982I'll never stop being annoyed by you disgusting nufags
>>2459984>I'll never stop seethinggoodchadwoo goatwoo herculeswoo
>>2459987keep showing your true self
>>2459897The last trophy NAF won was over 6 years agoThis entire org needs to be nuked
>>2459897they've won against m80 thothis liquid lineup deserves at least six more months, I'd say
a bit close, but gg
Just why can't you hold the fucking angle while strafing deeper behind the box? Just why can't you have your head turned towards the tunnel exit, you don't need to have your eyes on where you want to move, you can move in that direction without looking at it. Just why MUST you keep inspecting your fucking knife every 10 seconds?
>>2460018there's another cs2 thread somewhere on the board for that stuff browe only talk about it when pros are being fuck-ups
He their igl or sum?
>>2460023Well I was referring to that. BB losing 23rd against pain on full eco because of that.
>>2460018>Just why MUST you keep inspecting your fucking knife every 10 seconds?aura farming
Last digit of this post number is the amount of rounds b8 will get on dust 2.
>>2460040
>>2460033fair enoughyou just sounded exactly like people complaining about their match making, and I wasn't really watching stream bcheers
Been nice knowing yall
>>2460045>Been nice knowing yallyou're south american?
>denying us full fut v vita kinoyou b8stards
>>2460050No.
>>2460055then you made a shitty joke
MY SISSY
apex says NO to sissies
>>2460081guess that's why flamez grew a beard
lol B8 are completely checked out
>>2460064you have no friends or life
>>2460116and you're not old enough to post here
nice
alrightbye b8you had some entertaining rounds and some absolute shit rounds. gg
>>2460175ok you had one more in youfair enough
nice robin
very good
gg
this liltle french crossdressing faggot is getting a new hair clip for each major
I love how siren always looks so dead insideit's like he's a side character in The Addams or something
Did not think an SA team would beat an EU team on nuke....I guess pain are in their "we're so back" arc, that happens like once a year
unless Navi throws on purpose, Vitality plays Legacy and winner of BB/paiNit's fucking over
>>2460271alex666 too
>>2460271Average Russian male looks like he's a protagonist in a Dostoevsky novel.
Snax IS the goat igl btw
I never like these low impact matches where no one is eliminatedit feels pointless, you might as well use some arbitrary round difference metric to decide who goes to semis
>>2460487???eliminate one match against another opponent who was good enough to make playoffs is not impact enough for you?It's basically the same as winning *two* separate bo3s in one, I'd say the impact is pretty massiveI'm not sure how I feel about the format overall, but that's not the angle I'd criticize it from.
Boombla needs to get simple
Astralis?
>>2460497Its fake impact, you being teleported into the semis to skip tough matches with large stakes feels stupid
Potential vita naviOverall the non-vita bracket is way easier.Looks like it's either vita v navi or vita v legacy/gl gfs
>>2460547I feel like bb will collapse on stage. Don't think any of them have ever played on stage outside of boombla.
>>2460487>loser plays Vitality>low impact matchkek it's literally a prolonged elimination match
Latto is retarded.
omg hiii Rezzz :333
latto could play a neanthendral in a hollywood movien1ssim could get a role as child molester
pooxibros why so quiet?
HOW ARE THEY THIS HIGH. THEY ARE FAZE LEVELS OF SHIT.
>eating apples>eating astraloss>eating your mom
>>2460734fraudulent bucharest run unfortunatelydon't worry their swift 1-3 exit at the major will have them drop below crucial top 12
>>2460523the amount of wins needed stays the same though
navi being rank #2 because they made finals in 3 t2 tournaments is such a jokeimagine getting into finals by beating gamerlegion and faze twice lmao
>>2460887you can only beat teams in front of you except vitality
>>2460888all those tournaments had shit competition. it's still shit even if vitality is there and you lose to them.
>>2460894you just like complaining don't you
>>2460899n0vi fucking sucks
>>2460902it's ok just let it all out
>>2460887cry
>AW: 1 Kazakhstan playoffs in 2026>Dastan: 0 Kazakhstan playoffs in 2026Remind me again who was The Raped here?
>>2460936pari: faced 3 teams that made playoffsmagic: faced 0 teams that made playoffs
>>2460949Hi Dastan.
f0ze kekekekek
chadmau
lol you just know Aleksi was shitting himself in that clutch
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
POST. BLADE'S. BEDROOM. PIC.
Doesn't that mean NAVI is going straight into Vitality's arm in quarters? KEKAROOOO
B1ad3 is such a mega fucking fraud it unreal.
expected. navi isnt very good.
>>2461008Yes. First bo3 - grands.
>>2461019shouldve been betboom vitality finals
>>2461008obviously on purpose, not the first time someone's lost the seeding game to try and beat vita in a bo3 game instead of bo5 grand final, navi didn't even pretend to be upset throughout that whole map
latto ez
>18-47 >37 adr
it's a not a good tournament for Navi, almost lost a map to PUA, got dismantled by GL kn ancient and now this. individually only w0nderful kept his formVitality wins again
>>2461035igl diff
Realistically this vita would last up until 2030 right?
>>2461098well falcons already beat them, so if falcons start winning over other teams it's over
>>2461098Nah, viewership and attendance is already going down the shitter because of them, so the saudis might actually do something like kill off one or two of the vita players so that their investments recover.
>>2461098They are already showing some cracks even against shit teams like f0ze and b8. They are getting found out + falcoons seems to be heading towards killing these niggas off
-iM+me
>romanian>the biggest paycheck stealer on the scenescript writers not even trying
>>2461130Explain Launx
>>2461144Gif didn't work...
why the goat coach (bl0d3) cant even win a map against shitality?
>>2461326he's got a master plan to beat Vitality in bo3trust the process, gaytriots are in the control
>>2461098We all wish it so.
B1ad3 and iM are on fraud watch at the moment, so if there was ever a time for these 2 cocksuckers to put on the performance of a lifetime, its tomorrow vs vitality.
>>2461645what about aleksib?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-hHo3PBYpIHoly fucking shit! jLegend fixed MOUZ's aura problem and the views fucking skyrocketed!
>>2461651kek
First we will begin with the fact that Elo is in fact a Jewish invention
bar snax, is this current gamerlegion the most handsome roster ever assembled?
>>2461660>Bar snacks
>>2461660karrigan < Snaxbroky >> hypexTwistzz > PRropz = REZrain >>> Tausonmid diff mog
I accidentally opened the other CS general on this board and it's literally only people posting about skins and occasionally how all their opponents are cheating.
NorthernLion, huge variety streamer pulls like 10k live viewers, has been playing CS on stream alot. its retarded that ESL and Blast havent tried to get him to co stream or show up at the arena. would give a lot of normies who wouldnt otherwise watch pro cs an entry into the scene.
>>2461873that being said hes 5k elo and watching him play is fuckin painful
>>2461873hes more interested in farming +2s from redditors while playing dles than comp cs
>>2461873taylor swift gets like three billion views on her music videos blast should contact her
>>2461900taylor swift isnt showing an interest in CS tho is she you muppet>>2461899true but i feel like he'd still do it for the right price. i just dont see how a streamer this big is showing interest in CS but none of the TOs are trying to capitalise on it. especially since theyve both been in NA recently
>>2461846What you rather talk about regarding non-pro scene CS then?
this is one sad bracket
>>2461846and this general is filled with int retards wtf is your point
>>2461970I'm so tired of watching vita x navi bros
>>2461979we had it like only once in 2025. now it's gonna be the fourth time in 5 months
>>2461979>>2461983it's the new mouz vs vitality only worse, it's a good thing that it's only a quarter final this time around, I genuinely have more belief in any of the other teams here aside from pain having a better chance of defeating vitality
Take me back bros...
let's FUCKING go#VForVictory
>>2462075>saudi to paris>0 demographic change
>>2462075thanks israel I guess?
>>2462075those arabs built theme parks around ewc just to never use them becasue of wars lmao
>>2462075finally something good from them
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelget in here
>>2461877I'm hardstuck gold nova and even I would mog him
>>2461873NakeyJakey is another one that could give it a boost in NA.
>>2461989betboom sent them to the lower bracket and betboom will send them home
Damn I went on a 3 day hike and only 1200 posts for 2 simultaneous tier 1 tournaments? And this thread is still up? Krazy. Briefly skimmed through the posts and looks like the schizo danedog was on constant shill duty.Anyways most of the Astana results were quite expected, save for parivision being eliminated. Mongolz slipping. At least my nigga awra on top. Falcons breezed past the nonamers as expected, their first real test will be against furia.As for Atlanta, I was cautiously optimistic Faze would qualify for the playoffs but I guess not. At least the OT against Vitality shows potential. And Vitality losing against BB and NAVI losing against Legacy was crazy. Guess we'll have the real gf in the qf. Liquid well....Anyways #FaZeUPinb4 ^what causes this mental illness
>>2462444>namefag thinks I'm gonna read his diarygo back bro
forgot to mention I visited some tranny brothels and they were CRAZYAnyways FazeUp my peeps!
das rite read it like a good girl
>hurr durr let me make my own identity on a purposely anonymous boardscreams validation grab
Funnily enough, the danedog schizo doesn't even need to namefag for his posts to blatantly stand out.
why do spirit have so many east euro/central asian and chinese fans?
>>2462474they like rooting for whoever's best, and zywoo is too fat
is twitch chat still banning memes
kek the mexican is seething about white people again
>>2462474asians dont fall for hasbara psyops as easily as westerners do
>>2462474asians are told by their dictatorships to worship slavs
>>2462569who gives a fuck? twitch chatters need the rope, unironically
>>2462569sometimes, yes
>>2462722why
>uncs are still using twitchlollmao even
We are all watching CS from the tv Youtube app from the couch right?
>>2462774>appzoomer
youtu.be/tSXJyHwO5d8It's up
