Aries Cup starting at 10pm, April 23Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmWe also have Triple Crown races coming on the 25th and 26th.>URA ShoURA scenario, Spring, Good, Mile, Right, use one human card. Tazuna is not on this list for reason.>Shopsuki Shohttps://files.catbox.moe/5yaeva.pngEverything's in the image for your needs. I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the picture. He didn't >Tenno SHOHNONONOBasically longslop hell of the last CM but you can only run umas in a style they have an E or below aptitude in. As an example, Grass can be run as a Front or End, Tamamo can only be a front, and so on. My apologies to Mayanofags, you know why.This userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbDiscuss, post aces, host rooms!
must... resist urge.... to ritualpost
funbo friday
>>2358191what's that
Should have waited for reset but its alright
I swear to god Oguri gets mood down events 3x more frequently than any other uma
>>2358179You are not a Teiolet, but we do not grant you the rank of Teiobro.
Why have they been replaced by Oguri Double Dominator
>>2358197Good
MINNA NO KOE DE! (WHOO!)U-MA-MU-SU-ME! (YEAH HO!)KOE O KASANATE! (WHOO!)U! S! A! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BANG!)
II tried to do something fun but sadly I don't know enough about the newmas to place them, and most umas I couldn't get a good peg on would just be thrown somewhere in the strings section, which would be boring so I stopped early. The trumpet section are all constantly bickering with each other to see who gets 1st chair.
>>2358208>No Triangle for the biggest of retards
>>2358208once I realized what the tier list was my first though was trombone so it's funny you put her there I also though percussion but she might break the drums
>>2358203Strong fronts and late gamblers are the only things that can contest Oguri, and double dom weakens them both.Also, it's the prisoner's dilemma: if you're in the mirror match and your Oguri got hit by dominators while the other(s) didn't, you lose. So you should bring your own set of dominators to account for that.
Should I make a pair of dominators just in case my fronts end up not being able to cut it? Do you do anything special or is it just running Rudolf/Tachyon/Grass as a normal ace but buy dominator as a skill?
>>2358222That sounds about right but I think it's also good to try and get hesitant pace/front on them as well, which can be obtained from Marvelous wit/power cards.
>>2358208Daiichi Ruby is a violinst
>>2358203Triple fronts or double fronts + a dom is one of the few things that contests XOguri, so they're all still meta except Creek who's sidelined for obvious reasons on a short medium
>>2358206*jobs*
You have 5 minutes to tell me who this is without looking it up.
>>2358222There's hybrid aces with Dominator, but if you're not oshi gaming with one of them, you might as well go full stinky debuffer since the odds they win is quite low compared to just betting everything on your real aces
>>2358233It's chara_stand_1031_103103!
>>2358233Fujin...
>>2358233My next banner target
>>2358233Umamusume C
>>2358188Rooms pls
>>2358222i've done over 100 public room matches, and have never seen a hybrid win
>>2358233Hmmmm.....you know, she looks very similar to my Uber driver.
>>2358242Do you want double debuffer or double Front
>>2358222Dominators are piss easy to make, just make late aces and slap dom on them.
>>2358233Daddy's boots
>>2358248Boy does that sound like a fun meta....
>>2358233Sexin Flash
ENTER
>>2358233Is that....no actually who the fuck
>>2358239I really love her christmas scene. Definetely an underrated girl
/v/ma....you are here...
Which uma careers are nice and comfy to do on a cold night?
>>2358244Enter more matches, lates can definetely win
>>2358266welcome back anon, how did you find us?
>>2358267Your oshi's, of course
>>2358274What if I still dont have an oshi.
>>2358273Misclicking on /vmg/.....you guys left us for dead....
Got spooked by Chiyono the other day and just finished her career in URA and what the fuck. That Maru and Mr Cock ball at the end of senior year are buffed as fuck not only on stat but also on skills.
>>2358278Everyone got banned and the 10 danchous had to call upon the secret rites
>>2358281Beat the maru and you get head on, its a challenge for sure. Make sure to prepare and buy skills for her.
>>2358283It's a complex feeling. Overjoyed that /v/ma survived, but also feel a bit betrayed. No attempt at all to even try to fight the jannies of /v/ or look for survivors. I ate so many bans and it was radio silence....what a mix of emotions.
>>2358231I-it was PTSD from getting spooked by Iranian missle explosions, ok?!
WHERE IS THE 200 CLOCK AIRDROP I WAS PROMISED 2 WEEKS AGO???
>>2358290Just be glad that we lived and are now in a place with relatively less schizos. Also that tranny janny still seethes about our existence but now xe/xir can't do shit about it.
>>2358290Wars over soldier, lay down on this bunker and rest. Though I agree with one thing, the attempts to get the word out and rescue other anons have been nonexistent at best.
>>2358290Everyone was getting banned site wide, not just the OP, so it was hard to even tell others about it. I only knew about it because it was posted in club chat
>>2358290I'm sorry anon....
>>2358294>He fell for gaslight dancer's tricks again.
>>2358290I only found this place because I was hiding in /umajp/ and an anon came over and told them where we moved to.
>>2358309We could definetely do a better job at telling people where we are, this board is extremely isolated.
>>2358290There's sadly not much we could do. Threads were getting deleted within 5 minutes of them getting made and anyone posting in it got banned site wide. The few threads that stayed up were honeypots that got shot once enough people posted in them. What could we have done? Inshallah we shall one day return to the promised land.
>>2358290Bro, your /v/ club status?
>>2358317A good 40% of /v/ma isnt in the clubs.
>>2358290Believe me there were plenty of attempts at both fighting and trying to reach out to other anons im surprised at how much everyone cared about our missing regulars that aren't on a club, we managed to bring back a few but not everyone is accounted for yetwe did things like this >>>/vmg/1992729
>>2358322I'm glad I managed to join a club right before the prosecution happened
>>2358324I'm happy to see you guys, really. I'm just idk, I know it's extremely stupid. But I do feel slightly betrayed, knowing everyone just packed up and left and we got left like lambs to the slaughter. Trying so hard to reach out to nothingness. There's so many of us who don't know shit and we keep eating bans 24/7 while you guys remained here. I don't know, don't wanna derail the thread but I'm a bit upset. The blue archive thread has been up for a whole day and we just give up?
>>2358290Just how it is. It's difficult to do much in the way of finding anons when any uma thread on /v/ is killed on sight and /v/ma tends to not mingle with the other uma threads on 4chan. The global /v/ clubs got the word on the move eventually with at least one member keeping track of what was happening in jiggie rooms and reporting back in club chats, but anyone not in those clubs or plays JP couldn't get any notice and could only find out by coincidence by visting another board.
>>2358342There should at least be some attempt to remain present in the board. Otherwise its very fair to assume we got completely wiped out and no one will go searching. There needs to be some effort in reaching out.
>>2358338>The blue archive thread has been up for a whole dayApparently mod(s) posts on the BA thread lol, so we know they are actively being defended.
>>2358281How's chiyo's story BTW? Whats her gimmick? I don't quite get it
>>2358338I'm sorry anon.We haven't given up, but for the moments. The bunker is necessary.
>>2358338We didn't settle for /vm/ right away and a lot of people tried to bring as many people as possible while eating bans themselves
>>2358346You're welcome to go eat bans on insta-deleted threads if you want. Efforts were made, people have settled in.
Tell me anon, which vidya do you think your favorite uma would enjoy the most?
>>2358373Its been less than a week
>>2358348>defendedNah, /v/aca is fuckin dead. They have one thread up rn but they get super purged too.
>>2358378Grass wonder would absolutely love Okami
How many clocks did you have at the start, how many do you have now? I started somewhere between 700-750.I've been losing less clocks now that I learned the scenario a bit more but I think I'm gonna run out near the last month
>>2358373The alternative is stagnate, lose our lurkers and non club players and bleed out members and get slower every day. Like it probably not we should still keep a presence on /v/.
Did 5 Ryan runs tonight just looking for a medium spark, that's it. Didn't hit it even once. 5 hours of my life that I will never get back.
>>2358392Around 900 and down to ~700
>>2358392My clock count has actually increased since ive been flatlining so fucking hard
>>2358395A parent run shouldn't actually take an hour anon.
>>2358378Curren is canonically really into horror, I feel like she'd enjoy streaming some horror games. I see her enjoying fatal frame.
>>2358378I only play mobile games, rpgmaker slop designed for tumblr people and read VNs/eroges so I can't answer this question
>>2358392I had 270 now I have almost 400. no clue how you fags lose so many races but gitgud
>>2358408>rpgmaker slop designed for tumblr peopleWhat does this look like?
Any rooms?
>>2358411Funamusea's works were popular during a time when people weren't such fussy babies over media with elements they don't like. Ren'py stuff counts as well.
I am actively forgoing things I want to do and play all to make the best version of my Umawife that even if I can manage to train her correctly is still going to have a sub 10% winrate if I'm lucky
>>235841551277954
>>23584207/9
>>2358420My bad. I always think of the stakes and enter one.
>>2358420>team is basically strictly better than mineuh oh
>>2358423I don't mind if people enter with 1, I just mention it cause the game will tell you the lobby is full if it's 7/9 and you try joining with 3
>>2358199Where do I rank?
I joined with 1 because it was 7 and assumed it was 1 each
Is there actually any point to bothering with this carnival skill beyond the mission? My Oguri isn’t going to lose to this shit even with random awful mood.
>>2358420>Step outside for a minute thinking it will take some time for rooms>FullWell, ain't this fantastic fellas?
>>2358434Just make your own big dawg.
>>2358392Started at 1k, still at 1k. Haven't been using up all my borrows recently and I don't really clock that often thanks to Fuku
>>2358433it's for casuals and newfags
>>2358420Oguris got killed by Front spam42998743
>>2358378I have a feeling fuku is a massive 2hufag. Unsure which would be her favorite, im thinking either MoF or LOLK
>>2358440definitely MoF for her
>>235843962685736
>>2358445Thanks for hosting. Yoinked a few practice partners and back into the mines
>>2358439IN A WEEKS TIME, AT APPROXIMATELY 6 PM IN THE AFTERNOON A FEARSOME CLANKER WILL APPEAR. SHE'S A MONSTER POSSESSING POWER UNIMAGINABLE FOR THOSE IN THIS WORLD. SHE'LL BE THE DEATH OF YOU OGURI CAP.
>>2358440Fuku is too much of a neurotic mess to ever 1cc a touhou game.
>>2358448No prob>>2358455It's the Doms that kill Fronts desu, hopefully they will be better in CM13 cause I like building them
You ARE planning on playing the new metro game with your umawife right anon?
>>2358463Xoguri is so fearsome.... good races and aces boys
Mother found out I'm using XOguri and now I'm being kicked out of the house for not using my oshi.....
>>2358378Return of the Obra DinnThe Roottrees Are DeadOuter WildsMystPathologicNihon Sumō Kyōkai Kōnin: Nihon Ōzumō Gekitō Honbashohen
>>2358465No I’m playing OSRS leagues
>>2358472based mom
>You can actually bet on the umasAll in on Tozen Shogun
>All the /vg/ avatarfags are moving hereEnd of last thread was pretty bad too, I'm starting to not like it here
>>2358484All you can do is post the reminder and stay true to yourself.
>>2358484Point me to the nearest /vg/ger
>>2358483We fucking LOST
>>2358483>Samomo Cross
>>2358483who's Golden Beak
>>2358495
>>2358491The ones using those awful retarded drawings >>2358498 >>2358420 and the chiyoavatarfag
>>2358483did they ever update the first one? i liked it but getting anywhere was very slow and repetitive
>>2358338Anon, believe me. We tried. There were entire extraction operations. But people threads were instant-deleted and people were getting banned. But at the very least, we missed you.
>>2358484Are the avatarfags in the room with us right now?If you're complaining about who I think you're complaining about. Post rice shower sticker in the chat so I can kick you. That beloved rival has been here for so damn long he's one of us.
>>2358503First one is still the same iirc. The new game seems to have a bunch of new stuff in it but the whole "pay to have women chat with you while you drink your sorrows away" remains.
>>2358502baseless accusations and slander
>>2358502I think you might be off your meds
>>2358514Those are fucking dogshit
>>2358502>people can't use a cute image or post umas associated with some unknown avatarfag from another board most of us don't visit, because it triggers the fragility of the hall monitor.Yeah, I'm ignoring you from now on dude. Just shut the fuck up
I... I like Vodka.
>>2358322Sounds like enough people for a few more clubs
>>2358502>1 image of chiyo>avatarfag
>>2358522Its been a year and I STILL dont know what the fuck this creature is
>>2358527Just ignore him, he's been concernposting 24/7 since we were in /v/
Speaking of uma rabis, the mega for them is still around. It hasn't been updated for a hot minute so you'd have to check the /vg/ archive for new ones with "rabi" in the filename section and "here you go" in the search area, though I assume cookie cutter stuff like this isn't very appealing for most of /v/mahttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>2358523PARTY /V/AN BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>2358502anon I just like Chiyo, I don't post there at all
THIS IS HIS PLAN, DON'T YOU SEE? HE'S A FALSE ACTOR POISONING THE WELL! BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT IT WILL BE TOO LATE!
I made a new X.Oguri. Come test her with me.Aries 84506290
>>2358535Which uma would be really into conspiracy theories? I dont think theres an uma like that yet
>>2358338You are right mate, I wish we could get every stray here, I can't imagine just how many there are left
>>2358531>It hasn't been updated for a hot minute
>>2358531WILD that the face of the franchise is so unloved she didnt get one
>>2358527>>2358534I may have fucked up, there was a Fuji one last thread tho 100%
>bourbon rarely caps wit for me even with 3 wit cards>anon brings a 1200/1200/1200 bourbon made on 2 wit to a few roomsBro how? >his bakushin SSR isn't even MLBBRO HOW?
>>2358544Sorry, I'm very prone to being stupid sometimes
>>2358547Thats the power of love
>>23585376/9
>>2358548WE (YES WE) UNDERSTAND! WE ARE ALL GACHA PLAYERS AFTER ALL
>>2358545spe? she is coming soon
>>2358547Oh damn, bourbon doesn't even have wit growth, that's a spicy highroll. What parents?
>>2358531These things are ugly as fuck, you people have shit taste over there. Is this the best OC you could make?
>>2358531Rabis are from that trickal game right? Whats up with it. Is it good?
>>2358475Great taste desu.She should try Talos Principle, Rain World, and Riven.
>>2358556What if I like em anon
>>2358557Rabis are from Epic Seven
>>2358559You should be embarrassed ngl
>Nearly 3amI should get started on my borrow runs...
>>2358556Teiobro btw
>>2358322Sounds like we should be getting around to setting up camps for them so we can round them all up in one place.
>>2358557Those are the criers (speakis)
>>2358537Thanks for the race. Back to grinding Oguris
>>2358566Yeah and inform them, we can't survive without our lurking and stray population
>>2358562You're the one having a melty over nonexistent borders over the most inoffensive shit possible, as a drawfag this just makes me not wanna draw just because a cunt like you will put other people down over some made up invasion.
>>2358559You should post them in /vg/
>>2358555He has a seiun that's 5* wit 3* pow, and NY Opera O with 3* pow 6* stam
>>2358571That's not me I just think those are ugly as sin
Event status?I'll clear this in 1 sitting.
>>2358563That's what happened to me last night, I got comfy and ready and instantly fell asleep, I will never make it
>>2358578Anon stop posting get to grinding what the fuck are you doin
>>2358509i'll give the first one a try again sometime
>>2358578450k... It's over
>>2358556I use the superior OCs
>>2358587Now this is it, Tanukis ARE cool and sovlfvl
>>2358568your oguri isn't that bad you seem to be overstammed, try to use more power sparks
>>2358233El without mask
>>2358557Rabi is an ancient Epic Seven meme, the Korean guy that made the original ones made the original Trickcal designs but now they are mostly following the artstyle. Trickcal's good, it's very focused on being a comedy game compared to other gachas: gameplay is kind of shallow, but it's supposed to be something that you sweep in a few minutes I suppose.
Which borrow slot skill is more important? Killer Tunes, NSM or Firm Course Menace?
>>2358571I have to agree. I'm getting really annoyed at the hall monitor faggot>Noooo you can't post images>Noooo people in other clubs can't join the stakes >Noooo you can't make a new thread>Noooo you can't repost something not made here>Noooo you can't post an uma associated with an obscure avatarfag no one knows about>Noooo you can't post the slightest image with sexuality ever>Noooo you can't talk about something off topic that came up naturally>Noooo you can't have fun>Wtf /v/ma is dying /vee gee/ ruined everything!There's taking care of your community, and there's being a control freak that is an even more powerless equivalent of YNH. From this point on. No more metaposts. Take it somewhere else.
is this deck enough for race bonus (counting a borrow 15%)? i dont have anything better among uncapped cardshttps://files.catbox.moe/6hjnvh.PNG
>>2358603If you can't get to 60RB then 50RB is enough. You have 58RB though at that point you should just reduce it to 50RB and choose some cards with strong training.
>>2358607if i had another Marvy copy i could get 60% right?
>>2358603Why taishin? Do you have the welfare jordan? Anything is better than taishin
>>2358609Yes, but please dont use rainbow crystal for that. If you have Nishino SR MLB or somehow Ayabe SR MLB you can use her instead
>>2358601FCM is good but not necessary, NSM is gimmicky but helps out lates and ends a ton, Killer tunes helps your mid race but only works on fronts and paces
>>2358603Your wit cards?
>Summer with 2 blue friendshipsIt's Gluever...
>>2358616This always happens to me with that FUCKING cunt stinko windy
Can I stop getting rival races for Mile races if I have Mile C? Just let me be a milelet.
Is Tactical Tweak good? Considering every match is going to be full of fronts and paces
>>2358603
>>2358626Good? Ehhh....it's REALLY not worth the skill point investment
>>2358621Anon....being a milelet is fucking ass
>>2358602Not him, but while it's true that /v/manons need to stop being so anal about gatekeeping everything and pick their battles better, it's also important that /vg/gers understand that they need to behave and there can be a healthy middle ground between the two.Simple as.
>>2358621Natural mile C or raised mile C?
>>2358626maybe if you get a good discount, it works semireliably but it's not run defining
>>2358378Dude I was actually thinking about this the other night, tell me vodka wouldn't be CRACKED at halo 3. I just know it. She'd be a beast.
>>2358645>>2358631if you stack it with the Medium one that does the same thing, will it be good then? again I understand that its normally useless since if your pace is in the back to begin with they're screwed but with this CM specifically I imagine it'd be worth considering for non-XO paces
>>2358638NTA too but agreed. As much as I don't mind /vg/bros, it's important to consider - especially with all the garbage going on in /uma/ - that this is a haven for /v/ma first and foremost.
>>2358626It literally doesn't do anything even when it activates
>>2358233Fujin, I can recognize that bikini easily
>>2358652I think we can all agree with that. People only get pissed off when random people get attacked in witch hunts or for stupidly trivial infractions like the b word. Enough of that anyway.
>>2358655She looks so fucking weird in that alt, sluttier outfit, longer hair, no hat. It really couldve been a whole different uma.
>>2358290We tried but jannies used nuclear.option and banned everyone who POSTED in threads, several timesNow we lick our wounds, but a day will come and we will return
>>2358658Isn't that what you want, bigger and sluttier umas?
>>2358233haha anus fujin
>>2358626sounds pretty bad, double dominator is the most common comp so it'll never proc, even if you were on a front lobby the conditions are shit, you'd be better off with a dober inherit in that scenario
>>2358658It really does, doesn't help that her most noticable feature, freckles, are barely visible
>>2358660When i meant bigger I didn't mean the hair!!!!
>>2358528I can guarantee that its from an obscure animated movie made in late 1990's
>>2358578I generally do two or three runs a day some of you guys sandbag pretty hard
What's the difference between blue, green, orange and max friendship? Especially green, I never know if it changes anything
>>2358665Anon, the hair isn't actuslly longer, that's her without that weird sidetail
Fujin is actually pretty cute, you guys will like her a lot i think.
>>2358669Green just means you're almost there :)
>>2358670What the FUCK you are right. Her design is so wack
>>2358671>I thinkSTOP DOING THAT AND DO THIS INSTEAD IF YOU WANT TO WIN!
>>2358669Green and blue? Nothing, as far as I know, unless El Director is concerned, for her you need to up it so your ult upgrades in URA and MANTOrange means rainbows
>>2358660>>2358665Fujin is already kinda massive, surprising considering she's a poorfag
>>2358671i was sold on her ever since i did Ryan's career
>>2358679Did Ryan and Ines have some irl relation?
>>2358669Green = Much higher chances for friend cards to show up with their date event (atleast that's how it is in JP?)Orange = Normal cards can now do friendship trainingBlue and max are whateverSome perks can have specific requirements in order to use their boost, such as needing 80+ bond (orange) or 100 bond (max)
>>2358679Imagine being trapped in a room with Ryan and Fujin, both are titty monsters, and one is terribly repressed and reads smut all night while other is a literal energy succubus.....I uhhh I mean how good is Fujin or any of her alts!? Kinda weird how she got two alts while a big chunk of initial roster has one
How do I explain to the barber I want the spicaman cut without showing a picture?
>>2358671>>2358679Most people seem to only like her for the tits. Tbf they are huge and probably full of freckles
ines fujin implies the existence of ines raijin
>>2358687+1000 fujin PR
>>2358683Fujin won the 1990 Derby with Ryan coming in 2nd placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y31GyH-r1pE
>>2358687Cygames are too COWARDLY for that!Look at Ines' model, those freckles are BARELY there!
>>2358671I like her in another life
>>2358687Freckles... on tits?
>>2358688>Also a poorfag>Flattie Vs Cow>End closer vs front runnerENTER RAIJIN
>>2358684>Green = Much higher chances for friend cards to show up with their date event (atleast that's how it is in JP?)is that a thing? I would have never guessed
Fun fact, canonically ines fujin worked at the hot springs place before.T. Did her career
Skipping Tenno Sho spring for a FAT double speed rainbow (with +60% +anklet) since I'm kinda lagging behind on speed. Yay or nay?
>>2358698Stamina status and how fat we talking?
>>2358690>3rd place loser natie>2nd place jobber ryan
Some rooms would be nice me thinks
>>2358699517 stamina, I'll be fine. +44/+17 before ANY modifier
>>2358696Whenever I get Casino up to green, she always shows up the turn right after or within 3 turns. Need someone else to confirm this for me though
>>2358697>Fujin is the sole witness of a countless amount of forbidden trainer x trainee relationships hidden away in the hot springsKinda funny to think about it.
>>2358702>517 stamIf you're not taking any recovery skills, I wouldn't be so sure about that stamina. I'd take the speed
>>2358702Fuck it, go for it
>>2358705It's XOguri so she'll be fine, it's the only reason I'm confident in that
Actually, are trainer and trainee relationships even forbidden lorewise? There seems to be no problem. Seems to be an open secret.
Low Power and no Medium S, but I guess this is acceptable.
>>2358710100% why do you think curfew and trainers not being allowed in dorms is a rule SOMETHING had to happen
>>2358710Mr cbs parents relationship was considered scandalous no?
>>2358378I don't think Ayabe has the time nor interest to game, but Curren can probably rope her into a horror game stream as anon pointed out. >>2358404 Maybe Kerbal Space Program or Elite Dangerous 2 once she retires.I bet she'd love to play cutesy platformer games like Kirby and Cookies & Cream with her kids.
>>2358713Fuji and Amazon being the dorm heads and sleeping alone and all... Do you think they take advantage of this with their torenas?
>>2358710I'm totally sure Tracen Academy's reputation would remain in the green if trainers were discovered to be dating underaged students ranging between 12-17
>>2358694Do not use my wife Taiki to start shitting on freckles.
>>2358718Theres no proof they don't have roommates
>>2358710It’s forbidden the some way a producer banging his idol is forbidden because that’s all the relationship really is. Just don’t get caught.
>>2358717>elite dangerous 2Oops, didn't mean to add the number..
>>2358719Who's to say trainer san isn't in their age range?
>>2358719The bigger issue would be an upswing in scumbags trying to get a job there just to bang Uma. Special Week’s mother does warn her about sketchy people lying about being trainers in the anime for whatever that is worth as well.
>>2358721I was just questioning the validity of freckles existing on tits...
>>2358725Well the fact that many of them talk about how you're an adult for one. If i were a 17 year old and you were an 18 year old, im not exactly gonna be like wow you are so adult....
>>2358725
>>2358726Special week's mother is a hickey afraid of cities, take what she says with a grain of salt. Probably heard about it on umabook
I want to train brown Urara
>>2358710they literally have cartoons for children about it
>>2358731I’m take her word as gospel and believing underground Uma porn is very real in cannon.
>>2358730You know, is jordan for (You)? I know all umas are for (You) but ive never heard about her having a lot of interest in her trainer.
>>2358722Pretty sure it's confirmed neither of them have a roommate, it's not even a Golshi situation since she was always implied to have one before the Stego reveal. As Fuji's #1 trainer I'm sure we'd take advantage of this once or twicehttps://umamusu.wiki/Roommates
>>2358736I'm not the best person to ask about it but I would say she has potential. However, you'd definitely have to make the first move
>>2358736Not all umas need to have explicitly romantic moments that beat you over the head for them to be for (You). But yes, jordan displays trainerlust. In fact I'd argue it's one of the best and healtiest of the relationship dynamic.
>>2358736>GyaruShe’s for everyone
>>2358736Very much so, all the gyarumas are underrated wife picks Except helios, she only gets ONE scene at most iirc
>>2358710Trainers aren't allowed in the dorms for a reason. Relationships between trainers and trainees probably don't openly happen unless the trainee graduates, the trainer is extremely young for his profession, or the trainee is one of the students who gets away with wearing a JK school uniform despite being at least in their 20s.It's probably not actually that common in-universe, though. We get more of it upfront because players in career mode experience the setting from the perspective of a galge self-insert, but the vast majority of characterized trainers outside the game are depicted as being men and women probably somewhere in their 30s/40s, if not outright grandpas.
For Late Surgers, is it better to borrow Nature for OYL or Yukino for NSM?
>>2358744Yukino but you will have to high roll because the trainings are shit, OYL is shit>>2358746Not a Seiunlet anymore?
I finally pulled Nishino(s), and guess who else showed up?
>>2358744Nature is the second best wit card while Yeppers is outclassed R wit cards. Take Ryan power, which has 10RB, if you don't feel confident in sparking NN from your parents.
Daily Fujis when?
>>2358736Sorta, during her career its jot exactly apparent, especially compared to Shinchi, but some spark is there
>>2358748Its so quiet.....the extinction of seiunlets really was a before and after.
>>2358679>>2358683>>2358690>Mejiro Ryan? More like Me Jobber Ryan.
>>2358750It doesn't count btw
>>2358748Don't care about Seiun, but you should explode
>>2358747>>2358749I'll try this deck first then, just to maximize the gambling.
>>2358713I think not allowing male faculty into an entirely female dorm is pretty normal no matter the context though
>>2358749Isn't NSM so vastly superior to NN to the point it's worth using Yukino Bricking?
>>2358756What doesn’t?
>>2358761NSM not proccing during Unity CMs being the deciding factor whether or not I won a race is proof enough that it's one of the must get skills if you have a way to get it
>>2358428Damn, how many carats did you put into that? Or was it all statues?
>>2358758Nice, though that ryan sucks.
>>2358761It's only worth it if the rest of your deck is strong enough to compensate for spending your borrow slot on a functionally dead card.
>>2358761it is, OYL does worse than an inherited dober unique 80% of the time, there's a reason it was buffed later on
>>2358767She kept spooking me. The last half of both five stars was statues.
>>2358378Maya is an extremely good, degenerate and toxic war thunder player.
>>2358758OYL is shit bro
>>2358778NTA but it's worth the gamba if you're gonna gamba anyway imo
>>2358770Better than relying on a single inspiration spark. I just need to hit a Medium S and I'm good. >>2358778It's not shit if I'm lucky.
Should I use my voucher to MLB Chiyos stamina card? She has a +15% to race bonus, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone talk about her
>>2358774https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA9VUPW%2FbMBD9L5w1SKqV2NoCA0mDJG1gF%2BlQZLiKJ4kwRRL8gGAE%2Fu89UoqcZMhQoEMXgvf17j0eji%2Bs0cE6vOWsLvIqX2VMORiMRMfqKs8z5hApVhaXm3W5vqwyZrS7QzQPmiPVZMxCgxxbVr%2BwQeuYm7HO6qB4Co8Ivkeb7g7BaZWuXgw4p0ICyvNTxsIARQTSwbfCR1KMUZlJHIoy8fEwCAWvptFjAk9GFzzRvojXUTiuh3ORBY%2FdkfD24ARhckFAqsEr44UPkQHbx1bBtvDOe8XO5R%2Fci1x3EFJS51%2BMul3kBXvOWKstvcs%2BRh61E15o5aK0OaMuVqR4klz%2B15I3eV5tPpMcVRrqYP9K5vqscvVW5eqDyG%2Biw38m8nNxo%2FBPYEVsu0fvherSpN1RNTvVsboF6XBG%2B5nob3tsDkvABtcjv4MDgcxOQnW9Hp%2BE9QHkI1Ef4ID2u7qxYPql0rwGtrRvft4xiY1HvtRE%2FlP6m%2FN5wr8HFRd9Rmv0YNDjteh6vzglAt%2BmQNK8%2BHlASUp39IBJrQ0KRjjGTabHslr5XVAqTrDMJ6LbHly0v5AtqWwfbJds%2BlRQ8a3UU7g6pV%2FB9D9018kJPZL9aljtbcCJOg3hQN%2FQDbzz3sNvjBOLntPpD%2BdWPLHeBAAA
>>2358782Why would you MLB a stamina card when you don't need stamina for the next CMs. In the future Stamina is the worst stat with the worst cards until it got new mechanics.
>>2358782Card isn't that terrible, but it is very niche. Giving speed star and it being a stamina card. What are your other options?
>>2358780I have slick surge on my ace and never saw it proc even once because one of the condition people seem to forget is that you need to be in the back of the packAlso in Unity we couldn't see the real power of NSM because long CMs were end closer territory anyway (and it still helped other style actually win)If your late doesn't have NSM you just can't catch up to XOguri unless it's Dober or RyanThere's a reason Maya is by far the strongest 2 star in JP
>>2358782Most stamina cards that aren't Creek have extremely narrow usecases.
>>2358762Unlocking an uma without pulling her doesn't count and she will never love you
>>2358789What if she spooks you later?
>>2358786Not him but should I run Late Mayano in this CM? Am I bricking if my 2 lates don't have Dom?
>>2358790nta but she just want to mock you
>>2358791You can of course but she doesn't have her fast learner event in MANT and you need 1 late spark and 4 mile sparksBut I did it and she can win rooms against XOguri
>>2358784I just got lucky enough to have 3 copies of her, and everyone always talks about how important race bonuses are.>>2358785Not much, I have an uncapped Fuku and Kitasan, but only a 0LB Fine Motion. So I don't know what else to spend it on
>>2358789What if I have the alt?
>>2358802If you just need a high RB card, use Marve and Nishino for now. You don't need high RB for the next scenario.
>the racing carnival only gives 1 (ONE) gold shard so you can't get a third SR uncap crystal until the NEXT event, which will give more than one anyways so we'll have a surplusRealistically, this doesn't actually matter, but it still bothers me for some reason.
>>2358378For my team>BourbonArmored core, last raven in particular>SeiunMy first thought was some fishing simulator, but seiun is too much of a secret tryhard to be content with that imo.>OguriPacman, she relates to pacman eating things and it requires little brainpower.
>>2358810You get two, you buy one and one reward.
>>2358810uhhhh bro?
>>2358813>>2358814Oh, I completely forgot about the event missions.
>check for rainbows in final turn>see speed rainbow >go back to use megaphones etc.>missclick speed>less statsI'm fuming right now please tell me something to calm down
>>2358823/v/ma's danchou is qutting
Despite being in an awful mood she looks the same as usual, much to my surprise when compared with another screenshot of her being in an awful mood
>>2358823No matter how bad things get, always remember: at least you're not /v/mapyoi.
>>2358823that was your ticket to plat bro... -1500 carats
>>2358829Can someone explain to a bwo how /v/mapyoi became the Anthony Burch of clubs.
Should I?
>>2358835Only if you need it for a deck right now.
>>2358826okay I calmed down
>>2358828The wheel keeps spinning but the hamster is dead. Not a thought behind those eyes
>>2358832Anons are seething they joined a quota club instead of /v/mapyoi
>>2358823You will still make it, your ace is still good. There is still hope
Is Steadfast good?
>>2358832There used to be a weirdo who would persistently screencap /v/mapyoi's fan gains on Chrono and say it wasn't looking good for them. Eventually people started saying it ironically, and then "not looking good for /v/mapyoi/insert thing" or even just "not looking good" gradually morphed into a meme from there.
>>2358828It makes me feel bad when my Uma is in an awful mood but I find their droopy ears cute…
>>2358832Way back then in /v/ma, Oy Neigh and /v/mapyoi were both sub-1000 rank clubs and were competing for who would get to A rank first (there was even cool OC made about it), /v/mapyoi got way too confident and started boasting that they would even surpass /v/ma. They utterly failed at this and on top of that they got a schizo constantly posting screencaps of Chrono saying "not looking good", the obsession and entire situation was so funny it became an inside joke. That schizo proceeded to obsess over other clubs over time, doing the same annoying shitposting about clubs like /v/ma or even der/v/
Taiki ran across the street while the walk sign was blinking and got scolded by Air Groove
>>2358851If you're in position to proc it, you're probably on the losing side. Not terrible but not a priority
>>2358863Taiki says "race war now y'all"
>>2358858Ah, the days when Oy neigh was just a B+ club and danchou made recruitment posts using Fuku. Good times.
>last thread archived when I came backMeidos I kneel
>>2358871Loving the /vm/ mods fr fr
Is Starfield good?
>>2358850No it's not good, no there is no hope, I am still the worst trainer in 4chan
>>2358858Beemapyoi won
>>2358873I haven’t touched it since vanilla but at launch it was completely soulless slop devoid of any kind of redeeming charm that other Bethesda slop can fall back on. I played it for free and still wanted a refund. Genuinely just play No Man’s Sky if you want what Starfield tries to be, if you want Bethesda slop just go play anything else again.
>>2358873How would Todd do as a trainer?
>>2358873factory produced slop you can barely call it an rpg
Genuine question; why is she the face of the franchise? More specifically, what is it that earned her the title of "Supreme Commander of Japan"? I feel like maybe the anime didn't quite communicate the significance of her feats. No doubt she's an accomplished horse, but just looking at G1s there are plenty of others with seemingly more impressive track records who are treated with far less gravity within the setting. Was the whole "Supreme Commander" moniker more of a promotional thing?
>>2358858The OG "schizo" here. I only posted /v/mapyoi numbers and only as a joke, no ill intentions.
>>2358876Wuv me clubSimple as
>>2358885>More specifically, what is it that earned her the title of "Supreme Commander of JapanWon back the Japan Cup after Jap horses were cucked out of it for a while.
>>2358858The der/v/ shitposter was someone else
>>2358885Back then Japan Cup is always dominated by foreign horses. Then El Condor Pasa appears with a strong result, goes to Arc, got humbled by Montjeu.Then in Japan Cup, that same Montjeu is beaten by Special Week.As for why that specific title, Japan loves to give moniker to strong horses for marketing. It just fits his story.
>>2358885Special Week received that title after the 1999 Japan Cup, where he beat out a bunch of strong international competition.
>>2358885>"Supreme Commander of Japan"They use that title for the strongest Japanese on the field of each JC, it's only prominent when there's a strong foreign invader in the race.
>>2358338I'm not a full /v/ma resident but I was keeping in touch, been searching for everyone every time a bread gets deleted, and went on whole other alt chans and boards to keep in touch. I only realized they were here out of pure curiosity when I had a thought "wait, if they're not active in /vmg, /vg/, altchans, then maybe, /vm/??? since it's another /v/ board, right???". Then I found them just because of thathttps://litter.catbox.moe/7jqrpmw87r27ipob.png
>>2358885IIRC there were 5 foreign derby winners on that specific Japan Cup when Special Week won. The title itself is often used for Japanese Horse ace when there are a lot of foreign horses in Japan Cup, but Special Week is the most fitting one.
>>2358875Please help me I am a hopeless pit of self-doubt and lack of confidence. The worst trainer on /v/, I should be getting 1200x3 with those cards, doesn't help either if the Irish Whore does not finish the event chain and that my hints are dogshit. Not pictured, Festive Miracle, Pump Iron, U=ma2, Firm Conditions, I didn't get any better hints
>>2358881You see that goal line? You can reach it.
>>2358905What are your sparks?
>>2358911I may be lacking some power sparks ;__; but I couldn't get any parent done, I had to start making aces with what I had, I will always be Group B fodder
>>2358906which uma would todd train?
>>2358915Uh who would fall for Todd's sweet little lies?
>>2358912Don't glue a bad aces and you'll get parents, the parent mines are a gaslight. 8* and even 7* sparks are acceptable especially with good whites. My best ace had a 1* wit grandparent.
>>2358875>>2358905Your 18* power sparks?
>>2358905How's your schedule? I go by this one for the most part and it works well for me. Otherwise you must just be doing something wrong with items. My general method;>Get max energy before debut>Buy and use megahorn immediately after debut>spend junior/early classic building up friendship gauges, typically focusing on speed and wit in particular. Make sure gauges are rainbow before summer.>Buy energy, charms, big megahorns, kale juice, and speed weights whenever available>Usually rest Early Jan of Classic. Otherwise try to train EVERY non-race day, preferably wit>Use charms if no energy for training. Use small energy capsule otherwise and just take the 25% failure risk on wit, unless it's big enough to not want to miss or I have capsule surplus>Save important items (kale, weights, megahorns) for summer and finale. Occasionally use them if a normal training is exceptionally good or I have a surplus>Occasionally buy small horns and casually use when affordable>Spend all other money on statbooks, cupcakes, and occasional curesDunno if that helps, but I feel like once you get the "routine" of MANT then it really just comes down to shop RNG most of the time.>>2358912Lack of power sparks is rough, but even a 7* power should be able to get you at least close as long as you're borrowing a heavy spark parent.
>>2358915RPG Pasa
>>2358656>the b wordBanana
>>2358918Don't have a single 9* usable parent since I started playing
who's the second fatfuck of the franchise after Ogurin?
>>2358925Hishi Miracle
>>2358925Spe-chud
>>2358916Dude's genuinely so charismatic he could probably get the more gullible or impulsive ones to believe just about anything, no matter how grandiose. But anyone who responds well to flattery and motivational speeches would probably work.
>>2358925get this FAT motherfucker in the pool
I forgot I made a good Med S Oguri a week ago and have grinded for a Med S Oguri for the past 4 days
>>2358934Trainer as smart as his trainee.
>>2358932>>2358927She gets great porn. There's mocking Oguri with "haha fat fuck" but Miracle is genuinely flabby, lazy, chubby, and it all goes to her tummy, tits and thighs. She's great.
>Don't make parents bro, it's a waste and you'll just burn yourself out>Where are your 18* power sparks dude?
>>2358937>Miracle Is she related to Agnes?
>>2358937Architectbro?
>>2358937Can't wait to pull for that lazy bum
>>2358948Not really (I think) but between all the athletes, having a genuine fat fuck to cuddle with while playing with her flabby bits is a human right. And by "fat fuck" I mean thick and chubby, not morbidly obese and unable to function in society like the fetish
>>2358957The fetish is more of what you described in the first part (and feeding her to get there) rather than the second one, of course, all up to preferences, I don't like obese planets
>>2358957You're as mentally ill as the obese whale lovers
>>2358962of course curren whore couldn't understand the appeal of putting on a little weight
>>2358962Go back to OnlyFillies
>pulled the trigger and cash out for pc repair tomorrow to play pragmataPray for my pc bros!!
>>2358967who's gonna farm Nishino parents for me to borrow if all the pedos are playing Pragmata
>>2358968Huh the title is actually Pragmata. I thought you were making it up
>>2358968Hmmm i should really do parent runs, but im on uma break right now
>>2358965Maybe if Falco used only fillies she could’ve gotten her 2 billion fans.
There are a shit ton of 3*Pow 3*Med legacies on Chrono for parent farming, what white skill on Legacy would you guys look for? (Late parent)
>>2358968I'm trying to make a Dober for my lates, but the midge is next on my lsit
>>2358977uma stan, nimble nav, for mediums the new skills like fighting spirit, eager etc
>>2358971Play it!
>>2358981Mambo! I'm poor so can I borrow it from my old friend that is fit
>>2358981What about the NSFW category
Is Pragmata actually a good videogame? Ive only heard of it because "uoh, little girl" and stuff.
Finally, some good fucking food.
>>2358985User was banned for this post
>>2358985Sadly it needs log in>>2358983Have fun anon>>2358988I tried the demo and it was fun, but i still waited for the reviews because i feel it might become repetitive, all review said its not and yathzee seems to like it so i bought the deluxe edition even without a working pc lol
What deck do you guys use for Ryan mines in this CM?>>2358990Deck?
>>2358981>HVHmm nyo
>>2358994>clowngodcg already have a mod upWhy am I not surprised
>>2358996What's wrong with HV?https://litter.catbox.moe/mnyusdrfjbv8rye0.jpg
>>2359000Nothing wrong if you want to give a random russian hacker free access to your computer
ACCELERATE THE SCHEDULE MORE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY MANT
>>2358990why are you building a Front Runner goldship parent
>>2359004Lowkenuinely wish they'd do something like Trickal did, where the first character that released was actually a new character both in Korea and global (matter of fact, I think global got Yomi earlier than Korea), and then theyre releasing characters not according to the original schedule at all, some characters earlier, some later
>>2359011That would just fuck everyone's saving plan over though
>>2359011game almost shat itself with the qol patch
>>2358995>Deck?Jordan's just here as a dollar store Fuku since she has initial speed/power and I'm borrowing Falco for the guaranteed Groundwork hint instead. Needs another stamina card or stamina grandparents to reliably hit 1100+ on that stat, but this setup doesn't have it.>>2359008Golshi's not the actual intended end result, just a link in the chain as I loop through parents. I just needed another uma that wasn't annoying to manipulate aptitudes for so I could run a mile/medium/long schedule.
>>2359012I mean, yeah, NOW they can't really switch. But if thats the thing they'd be doing in the first place, I'd be fine with that as well. Perhaps we'd get cool future umas like pokke or Donna sooner
>>2359011Trickal is a shitty autobattler with no PvP thoughbeit, they already gave Suzuka oonigger out of order
>>2359016>shitty autobattlerTautology>with no PvPThere is pvp mode though. But, well, it's an autobattler
>>2358967is that like an arcade shooter or an imsim?
>The anon updating the OC Mega is backYUP YUP YUP Thank you for your preservation efforts
>>2359000>Give unfiltered access to your PC to some RussianDon’t think so, I might get it on sale down the road. I’m not spending $100 on something I don’t know for a fact I’m going to like.
>>2359025Who are we missing at this point besides lurkers and stray /v/malings? Anyone got a head-count?
>>2359029Headcount? On 4chan? Without poster count?Anon that's impossible, at most we can ask if any known posters are missing, like Groovebro but I think he joined one of /v/ clubs so it should be fine for him, maybe Ai-bro and NTRbro, alongside the gaggle of lurkers
>>2359031>Anon that's impossibleWatch meTEIOBROS, ASSEMBLE!
>>2359033Can you tell me the precise count of teiobros?
>>2359033You called bwo?
>>2359012Yeah. Being able to use the carats the game gives you effectively is the only thing making the game playable despite being gacha.
>>2359031NTRbro was in the bunkers he should 100% be here, the hardest to pinpoint are the drawfags since art takes time and they don't always post
>>2359039>uma has future sight that allows us to plan spendings>blue archive also has future vision, though a bit shorterWait, so /vm/a and /v/aca are allies after all?
>>2359037Yes
is 640 stamina, 900 guts and 700 wit and with uma2 and festive miracle enough for vborubo
>>2359041Our greatest ally is /vmg/, /vmg/a? How do you call them?
>>2359033You're only allowed to respond to this post if you have both Teios and at least one of them is 5*.
>>2359046700 wit is glue I'm afraid.
>Bro you NEED five trillion wit of you are BRICKEDI do NOT need more than 600 wit, my skills will activate because I am lucky enough for that, and that other stuff that wit supposedly does? Gaslight, all of it
>>2359053why
>>2359022Imsim, and seems to be a fun one with that
>>2359057Unironically all of my plat wins were witlets https://litter.catbox.moe/m90jruw1gsaa3zj9.png
>>2359058nta but frontrunners have a pace-up-down mechanic that relies on witchecks
>>2358994How fast is the Bourbon guy? Jesus
>>2359058Speed is speed for late race. Wit is speed for mid race.
>>2359062Everyone has it, not only frontrunners.
Sad to see such a young celebrity turn to plastic surgery so early in her life
>>2359057How bricked does your support situation have to be to have to resort to this? I can easily reach 1200/1100/1100 for this CM despite skipping Finemo.
>>2359050I’m here >>2358428
>>2359070https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics#front-runner-modes
>>2359050>sauceless teiocouldn't be me
>>2359081And other strategies have non-frontrunner modes. Also that mode is only for the pacemaker, so if there are no frontrunners, the 1st place of pace chasers will enter the "frontrunner mode" (or the next strategy if there are also no pace chasers)
>>2359065Hes always like that, im more amaze that the mambo skin got in first before bourbon, its re engine afterall and you just need to copy from one re engine game to another, with some tweak ofcourse
>>2359075Not him but it happens if you are awful at the game like me>>2358875
>>2359075I gamblemaxx, anon, my strategies rely on my opponents getting rushed, late started and simply fucking up for no reason, what's lack of wit if not another layer of fun dice rolling with interesting odds?
>>2358378McQueen: secretly plays Pro Baseball Spirits whenever no one is lookingDaiwa: Whatever she can try to beat Vodka at.Oguri: Kirby.
If only I get Medium S.... I'm tired...
Idk what deck to use on Ryan parents please help
>Game randomly decides to give medium S to Air Groove and the run ends decently Umamusume is forcing me to redo my Brian so she doesn't fall behind the rest of the team which is fine since doing Brian runs gives me more joy than anything else in the game
>>2359118Really my only problem with MANT is that I can't fish for hot springs while making oshis who I didn't get the ticket with already
>>2359123I have a bunch of unfinished careers I have to do and if they don’t get the ticket their first run, they’re never getting it. Except Nishino.
my enjoyment with this game directly correlates with win rate
>>2359123This. I'm luckshitting new umas, yet don't have the time to grind events, make aces, remake TTteam, and read careers. Ive like 5 careers to read, that's tragic dude
I wanna roll on a Support card banner but all the banners until Summer Hag are shit
>>2359129Your Mr.CBT?
>>2359129Same lol>>2359133I'm considering rolling on CB just because I want to gamble for cards
>>2359033You called bro?
>>2359133gaslight card
>>2359129I'm holding out until big concert
game just gave me 7 greens but cant be arsed to finish the support chains i need
>>2359135I played Fine Motion’s career, completely got sold on Air Shakur and realized I have a type, and it makes me uncomfortable.
>>2359141At least your type is an adult woman. Meanwhile I'm smitten by the fucking 0.2kilobytes uma
I never noticed because I never watch these but does anyone know if those Lv1 ults do anything during career?
>Q: It just fit perfectly?>It fit perfectly. (Laughs). He also loved Horse Racing…>Q: Ah, so that’s where the lineage [breeding] part comes in! Especially because “Holy War” was released in 1996, meaning that it was developed around 1994 or 1995, where Narita Brian* won a Triple Crown in horse racing, bringing in a frenzy of interest.>That’s right. Because of that, we suddenly decided during development, “Let’s add a romance and inheritance aspect to this!” (laughs). Everyone was like, “Whaaaat?!” at the announcement of sudden change. (laughs). We lost about a year of development to that.>because Narita Brian won the triple crown, Sigurd died of immolationToday I learned more deep lore
>>2359139>"7 greens" >he got Rickey earlyLucky bastard>>2359141Shakur is kino of the highest order
>didn't get Corner RecoveryFighting Spirit or Straightway Recovery for XOguri?
>>2359147
>>2359145To be fair, Taishin is among my favorites and normalfags would probably want me put at the stake for being into her too. That said, I’m starting to think I’m a danger to myself.
>>2359150Those are some horrible options
Question about Rickey: what greens would you even get for a CM? Like: [style] savvy, (non-)standard distance, sunny/cloudy, firm/soft conditions, [season] runner. What else can you get that procs consistently?
Sometimes I think of some umas as mommies or oneesans and then I remember I'm an unc
>>2359155>Check skill conditionsHoly fuck, okay, it's not like I have Med S
Don't tell my danchou but my clock count has gone up during MANT.
>>2359150Straighaway and pray she activates it early due to high wit. Fighting spirit is a brick
>>2359145>ohhhhhh no I'm smitten by this incredibly good girl who's flat as a boardWhy do you care man
>>2359159The "easy" ones are Savvy, Distance, Left/Right, Firm/Wet. Weather/City/Season greens are harder go get right because there's more possible states. Greens that rely on other racers (e.g. Comp. Spirit) are a crapshoot. The real secret sauce is Super Lucky Seven.>>2359163I still haven't dropped below 1k clocks.
>>2359160Some umas can still be your onee-san, you know
>>2359159Dirt track has its own green speed. She already has it, and another 2 greens. That's already 3.
>>2359175expired.
>>2359159They will add more Greens by the time Rickey comes out
>>2359150Why not glittering star?
>>2359179You're about to be expired
>>2359147Being reminded of Fire Emblem now makes the guy worried about being into Nishino even funnier considering Fates lets you impregnate a loli in-game.
>>2359154Taishin for some reason always gets excluded from the loli group. And she has a ton of umawife content. I think even normoids know she's mature despite being a flat midget.>>2359170Personally I don't particularly care. I know it's 2D land. But I would also like to some day share my interests earnestly and that opinion will raise some eyebrows. You lads don't care though so for now that's good enough for me
Dober parents are shit for affinity since she does the Tiara route right?
>>2359133NTA but I’ll roll when she’s with Creek.
test
Taishin is as much of a womanlet as Stego so she'd never get the loli treatment
>>2359186It’s fine because the shitty translation shoe-horned in a line about acting her age!
>>2359194TAISHIN TESTOOOO
>big horse named Cheval GrandDid they ask Kojima to name it?
>>2359187Taishin just doesn’t have loli energy. She comes across as a short woman rather than a literal child like someone like Maya.
>>2359199With all the age scare bullshit lately even a moody teenage girl seems like that’d be a problem outside Japan.
>>2359187>I know it's 2D land3D, actually
>>2359112it's not that hard, you want good general skills like corner recovery, corner adept, THH, uma stan, etc.it obviously depends on your cards but your corr should be something like Kita, NTR, Creek, Marvelous Sunday wit (or Bakushin pwr) then just fill with whatever else you have like Fine motion, Nice Nature, you're bound go get a bunch of hints if you run her as a late
>>2359197man I accidentally deleted my cookies and now I need to do this gay fuck captcha puzzle
>>2359206did the same thing recently took almost an entire week to finally start getting the easy ones again
>group B>takes no time at all to prep for>don't need to care about meta>comfy as afWhy aren't you a group B main?
>>2359211I want to taste defeat
>>2359211Because I’ve always been in group A and my pride won’t let me purposefully drop off.
>>2359031i remember someone making a list of the non club room regulars, we're still missing DD
>>2359211After getting 1/11 plats anything else than making at least A finals makes me think of myself as a subhuman that should be abandoned on the forest
>>2359211I stole all 3 of the platinums I have, my aces typically end up being very average so the luck of the draw decides which group I get thrown into
>>2359211
>>2359188oguri can run tiara and has good affinity with dober
>>2359211Because that's how losers think.
>>2359211I've tried dropping down on purpose but I just can'tI'll stay in A group until the meta becomes too much or when Ms. Victoria is added
>>2359232>lost Group A finals every time I had a decent chance to win>pull up to Sprintcasino with sprint F and G umas, the worst win rate I ever had before>only barely make it into group A finals>win platSometimes I think this game isn’t luck. It’s just that the game has a very sick sense of humor, like the guy that had a god Falco that lost finals.
>Press rest 4 times across 2 runs>4 Sleep Deprived The message is loud and clear, back to parent mines
>>2359211My half assed Taishins have somehow carried me to A league the last like five CMs I don’t know what to tell you.
Round round Uma bros… I am fucking crying right now. This is so fucking peak, Alter boss must be a man of culture as well.We are eating good Falco bros!You now can laugh at the dogshit Claynel’s Curren figure that nobody wants
>>2359211Why would I be playing the game in the first place if I wasn't interested in winning?
>>2359253There are 18 umas in a race. Only one can be a winner.
>>2359211I like the glory and also enjoy running against anons in here, my dream is to someday be so dominant that i get my own dedicated hater like some other anons
>>2359202Well we already have the normalfag discord mods having a meltdown over people calling Uma wives. Wedding Nishino DeFlower will be interesting.
>>2359211winning feels good
>sleep deprived>food event right afterthank you john cygames
>>2359242That's because Sprint is shit and the least skill-based CM, it doesn't count>t. Sprint is my only plat, not a first-rate by any means
With the start of the new day please consider Aston Machan!
>>2359266We are ALL rolling for Aston Machan bro, no need to be her PR manager
>>2359266who?
>>2359266i will consider her fat tits and plump thighs
>>2359266Why is Armstrong shaking hands with air?
>>2359251Falco has some pretty juicy thighs huh?
machans 30k have been reserved for a long time
>>2359266I don't know if I will roll for her but I have OC planned of her for when she releases
>>2359265I liked the sprint CM because it felt like any style could win. Seriously, I got sick of stuff like>lol I hit Angling and autowin and you’re gay because you’re not a front
>>2359276EXPLODE
>>2359276Enjoy your summer bro!
>>2359276Anon-sama...your 60% megaphones....
>>2359277sprint rooms had loads of variety as well honestly
How do you do with Maruzensky if an early race only has 1 front? She always loses..
>>2359278>>2359279>>2359283Whoops!
>>2359277?????????????Sprint is the only remaining distance category where only one strategy can win now that fronts are good in long.
>>2359287I TOLD YOU, DOG, DON'T YOU EVER POST AN ONGOING CAREER
I really wish Cygames were better at balancing the styles. How the fuck are you gonna build End Closers when they only have 1 acceleration skill which doesn't even work for certain CMs?
>>2359287you bought the cream right?
>>2359277Tbf my self-steem is so bad that I would've said any CM I won didn't count. Only having 1/11 is disastrous
>>2359292No!
>>2358710Mr. Closed Beta and Mihono Bourbon are both products of said relationship, so probably an Emmanuel Macron situation at worst
>>2359294Not looking good!!
>>2359291No problem, you'll got CB, Duramente, Orfe later.Also you'll get a skill specific for both a style and distance, which usually better than style-only or distance-only skills.Most of those skills are for Pace/Late though lmao.
>>2359288That particular track, none of the accels worked very well. Paces were winning more often than fronts but even ends could pull up with better win rates than the current CM. Hell, I only made it to A finals in my casino because Taishin rolled up with 3 wins in a row.
>>2359299I bought the all curing slop instead!
>>2359304Everyone talks about the Royal Kale Juice but nobody ever mentions what the fuck the "Miracle Cure" could be or what would it even taste like
Seiun actually wins even with Mile B. It's pretty comfy
>>2359317>fronts have it easierwe know
>>2359321Guess whose career?
>>2359321Fronts are the hardest to train
>>2359322Tittysan Black?
>>2359322>SprintSummer Maru
Falcon, what the fuck?
>>2359335Wow that's more physical contact than what she does to her own trainer. No wonder she's a cuck.
>>2359335honestly didn't care for her at all until I read this, she's hilarious. she threatens you during the umadol event too.
>>2359327>>2359328Yeah it's Maru but the regular one. I don't really understand what to do if she becomes the only front on a race, she just loses.
>>2359335Curren isn't this desperate
>>2359335It ain't easy being an umadol
>>2359335it's called the grindset
>>2359335I wouldn't mind if Falco switched my alarm to Nigekiri Fallin' Love.
>>2359352Because Curren's too busy stalking the starting gates for scouters.
Why is Rice Shower like this?
>>2359388fuark...
>>2359278>>2359279>>2359283This run was already over the moment I got hit with my third sleep deprived and race fatigue due to lack of energy, before the first inspiration
>Finished a career last night and now even managed to squeeze 2 extra borrow runs along the dayDamn you guys were right, this feels so good, if only I was able to keep this momentum up
>>2359413lets go neigha time to get in gearCM is approaching
>>2359335>in the middle of an important club meeting>phone starts to ring>HOEH? ARIGATOU! HOEH? ARIGATOU!>rush out of the room, everyone else laughs uproariously as spaghetti spills out of my pockets>go out to the hallway to swap my ringtone>as soon as I’m about to confirm my settings, a hand grips my wrist tightly>Without even looking up from my phone, I can tell who it is>I’m not even training this bitch and no one will even believe this is happening>maybe Curren was right all along
>>2359430Isn't this exactly what happened to an anon irl at work but with a Doto video and he abandoned his life and disappeared?
>>2359434we still havent found him KEK
>>2359434I MEMBER
Girls, come on, what is this?
>>2359430she doesn't say that
>>2359430 to this day I still have no idea what the hell you guys mean when you say "hoeh", I've never heard Falco say that onceunless you guys mean ouen in which case you are all a bunch of fucking retards
>>2359445t. Curren
>>2359443>he didn't stam train Oh no no no Nigger-sanbros
a single cupcake p-please, i beg...
>>2359464It was a mile, at 300+ staminaIt shouldn't be possible for her to gas out
>>2359470NOTHREE BILLION KALE JUICES
OTONASHI SAVE MEEEE AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2359427Sadly I'm still kind of shit at the game so the Aces aren't coming out that A-Group ready
>>2359471Late start into spot struggle. Eats stamina like you wouldnt believe. I had a normal bobo come last place by 2 lengths in the debut like this
>>2359471Go run a mile right now, record it and post it here
>>2359484I'm not an umamusume nor am I an aspiring athlete
>>2359484Some of us are just meant to be fat fucks while watching athletes and eating chippy
This wit sandbagging got out of hand this run.
>>2359484t.
>>2359487>>2359493>third rate trainers with a fourth rate uma
uma inspired me to run again
>>2359505Shut up, Aoi
So when are we getting more Naritas?
>>2359507Same for me but only a couple of months, I ended up losing motivation again
fun fact: grassa means fat in italian
>>2359512when my wife narita taishin gives birth
i love mcqueen
>>2359514im struggling with injuries a lot but i wanna keep going
>TT score is 737k>Current retention range is 735 with three days to goOh well, two weeks of managing to retain Class 6 was two more weeks than I thought I was ever gonna be able to do soBack to the Carousel I go!
>>2359434Joke or not, I think about that post like once a week.
>>2359515Grassa butta
>>2359512When you take the road to the top!
>>2359521>820k+ I think i'm safe until the end of MANT.
>>2359521>>2359526I'm still making 610k at most
>>2359507Uma inspired me to start running late ladt summer. Stuck to it until it got too cold. Now the snow has melted and I started again last week.
got completely and utterly mood raped during end of classic year. struggled with mood for the rest of the run, it was realy rough. this one hurt a lot, it was looking SO goodalso 0 hints for medium corners or straights lol
>>2359507>damn im feeling kind of tired i should stop here>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RmGsHxv-Q starts playing>"KIIIMII TO">run another two laps
>>2359539This is why everyone who has said hurtful words towards Falcon should go to prison.
I hate running, it's so boring, depends on where you live to have a nice route and the pain from getting gassed (especially if you are not fit) is more unbearable than any other exercise I've done, I wish I could enjoy running more but I get tired too quickly and I don't enjoy that pain at all
>>2359554She's an Idol. She's asking for it.
>>2359558I've always felt the same about cardio, so I do long walks with a podcast instead
>>2359552>>"KIIIMII TO"ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>2359558I did bicycling for awhile and it's better about handling this. Groceries, look at animals at park, etc.
>>23595581) the point is to train until you can go a long distance without getting gassed2) you're supposed to start with something manageable (not painful wtf) and gradually increase it.
>>2359576I get gassed immediately, I have the stamina of a senile cancer patient
>>2359582Smokers have worse stamina.
>>2359589I have never smoked in my life
>>2359591So you have better stamina. I remember out working some farm workers on laying pipe because they both smoked like chimneys, and it was my 2nd time doing it.
another failed run...
>STILL can't get a single good SeiunThink I need to take a break and do a casual career run to distract myself from the urge to strangle that lazy little shitRight now there are 6 umas left whose careers I haven't read:>Tannhauser>Flash>Oguri>Akebono>Air Groove>TicketAny recommendations out of those?
>>2359496>Get S medium>Somehow even worse witI’m so close to never training Maya again until stupid sexy cat
How do you make debuffers in mant if you don't get to train on ! Hints?
>>2359600you dont have to necessarily make them in mant if their only purpose is to debuff
>>2359600This is your opportunity to play a better scenario. Don't let it go to waste.
>>2359582Sounds more like you just have a loser defeatist mentality.Jog for a minute, then walk for a minute. Repeat this ten times. Is it too hard?*Then do it fewer times.*Or make the walking periods longer to recover your heart rate.*Or jog for 45 or 30 seconds insteadThen make it harder next time.I don't believe that you can't jog for 30 seconds unless you're a senior citizen or obese.Even if you can't, then do it for 20 seconds and try 30 next time.
I WANT HALF TP BACK AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2359568yeah this, my family went through a health junkie phase before and whenever I was forced to tag along I always liked riding more than running. it's just less boring.
>>2359610>you just have a loser defeatist mentality.That's me haha...Thanks for the tips, I'll try to get my ass to go out and actually follow them instead of just laying in bed after work
>>2359211I need plats for my Teio
>Kita and NTR start their chains pre-debut>NTR even finishes hers a turn before the debut race>Immediately get suspicious about how the run is gonna go>She comes in 3rd during the race despite these statsI know I'm probably cursing the rest of this run, but that was bullshit
>>2359615Tbh now that I'm making a little more money and have my own spot, I was thinking of getting a stairmaster or treadmill with incline. I had a small taste of exercising with machines at a siblings place and making the decision to exercise, or cardio at least, for 5-15 minutes is alot nicer at home then going outside, especially if you live in an iffy area.
Finally unlock OG Teio what i am in for?
>>2359615It's just the philosophy of the couch-to-5k program or any progressive overload strength training program. You start with something easy, perhaps embarrassingly easy, then gradually increase the intensity.
>>2359598Matikanetannhauser is kino
>>2359624Training an Ant apparantly.
>>2359624Correct usage of image slot
>>2359624Shitty unique. Anime version is better and basically Rudolph.
>>2359558running is surprisingly complex for something that is just putting one foot in front of the other, first of all you need to have some core strenght so the entire weight of your body doesn't fall on your knees, you need to be aware of your stride so you don't "bounce", you need to learn to control your breathing and you need to learn how to pace yourself i usually try to find songs with a bit that match the pace i want to go.If you're gassing out quickly you're probably going way too fast, download one of those apps that tracks your speed and start at a slow and steady 5-6 mph pace until you gas out, you're gonna feel like you're just walking but that's a good way to set a starting point, then you repeat that distance until you don't feel like you're missing your breath then you add extra distance so on and so forthas someone who absolutely despised running as a kid because my parents were runners and i was a fat ball of lard i've come to enjoy it years later
you love to see it
>>2359558If your plan is diet and not train walking is already good as it is.t. Friend pointed me out on why im running instead of walking because im just hurting myself
>>2359642Explode and give me your RNG.
>>2359634The reason to use Teio is that she has the dopest and flyest fit in the entire game. The anime collab alt looks wack as all hell.
>>2359519Same.Does MyQueen ever get a alt that's actually good?
I usually ride a bicycle to my work, I work on a weird schedule, but it comes to about 4-5 times a week. 5.5km to one side, bit of an uphill to work.From being a lazy fucker (still thin, so no muscles) to driving like this daily was awful, took about a month to adapt. Half a year later I still dislike it lmao. Legs hurt for like an hour at least, even when I take it easy and go at about 15kmph. >>2359649>teio>dope fitGood Lord....
>>2359649I like her tummy showing. And I like hitting the anime kino and winning. Best feeling in the game, no contest.
>>2359653She gets a summer alt and gets mogged in every conceivable way by Golshi
>>2359660>gets moggedMake it stop
>>2359660What a shitty recovery. Late Start is complete RNG.
>>2359666I don't mean just gameplaywise, Satan, have you SEEN how Golshi looks like in that alt? She even gets a watergun!
>>2359653No idea how good gameplay wise her summer alt is, but it looks incredible! Will be getting from the selector to not accidentally get summer golshi
>>2359660You can tell Cygames have never made an actual video game, a recovery that rewards you based on a mechanic you can't control. If you put everyone ITT to work there the game would be fixed in a month
>>2359672>no position requirement for her ult>no innate end closer skillsHer alt looks like she has infinite versatility especially with that ult. You could finally make use of that B Pace/Late. I can't wait for it to come out.
>>2359681She really does, although I think she was mostly used as a debuffer because imagine double, maybe triple Dominator from just ONE uma
>>2359687>double, maybe triple Dominator from just ONE umaOh so she can pop the same skill several times with that ult? What about style requirements? Could you pop a front runner skill while running as an end?
>>2359690>Oh so she can pop the same skill several times with that ult?I think so, but I'm unsure, I only half remember what JPbro said about her being bad enough to be banned from CMsAs for requirements, doesn't seem like there is a limit, it just says that it pops two random gold skills no matter what
>>2359693>bad enough to be banned from CMssasuga Golshi
Is Summer Gold Ship sex0?
>>2359690You train her only using 2 gold skills and you guarantee her to hit the double dom + Murmur. Or whatever other debuff you want, as long as it's only two. The MTG card game has cards that work similarly. "Exile cards from the top of your deck until you draw a creature. Summon that creature." becomes busted as hell when your deck only has 1 creature and you know which one is it. It's RNG manipulation
>>2359704Gold Ship without her tard hat is sexo.Summer Gold Ship has no tard hat.Therefore Summer Gold Ship is sexo.
>>2359704don't stick in crazy...
>>2359515You have my attention tell me more
>>2359710>don't stick in crazy...Make me!
My life for an SR selector ticket.
>>2359693>banned from CMReal or gaslight? I would not like it if this was true.
>>2359710You're implying she'd give you the choice.
I'm a Vega fag who's pissed that she isn't very good, what's her alt like?
>>2359666It's ok McQueen to me you are way sexier
>>2359725The GOD of the Derby and Japan Cup
>>2359721Any kind of debuffs were banned from being used, but this does not deter summer Golshi herself from being used as an ace in CM (why would you ever do that though)Though I recall that this was only done once recently, and will be coming back soon in another CM
>>2359725Alt looks good but I'm global only player
>>2359735>why would you ever do that thoughremember how the Falco tech was invented by global players don't underestimate waifufags especially with such an infinitely versatile uma like summer golshi
>>2359735>Any kind of debuffs were banned from being usedBut I thought current top strat was Almond+two debuffers
>>2359752Only certain CMs ban debuffs
>>2359709Actually its>Gold Ship with her tard hat is not sexo>Gold Ship without her tard hat is sexo>Once you learn that, Gold Ship WITH her tard hat becomes sexoIts like a virus, you will begin noticing her bombshell of a body even with the hat
>>2359752Debuffs weren't banned for that CM
When does pace get saved? Please tell me it's before the next Arima Kinen CM...
>>2359758gimmick CMs sounds like it could be cool
>>2359758>>2359761Huh, is it based on length or...
Is thr current event story worth reading? I'm kinda slightly interested in knowing what the deal is with the two Symbolis
>>2359771Eh its alright, Fuji and Seiun bits are on the boring side but Sirius and Shakur bits are alright
>>2359762Adding another question to this, is Super Creek ever good as an Ace? I wanted to run her in Arima Kinen and I have the Mummy alt but she seems so outclassed every time, will she ever be a good Ace pick?
>>2359519>>2359673>>2359729Some neighas with good taste ITT
>>2359782The fuck did you just call me?
>>2359779OG was last nice last CM due to the Stamina slog. Mummy had niches in mile and sprint as a parent.
>>2359775feels like it's been "its alright" for the past 10 events, are they even gonna hit highs that the fantasy event did?
>>2359779she was good for the long CMs but we don't get longs for a while
>>2359787Probably not because JP hated Umanest and Halloween, which is what we liked.
>>2359787sword art online event was cringe
>>2359784Sup Chestnutter
>>2359787New Year one was pretty good if you ask me, and I liked the Festival one as wellPersonally I'm looking forward to the pic related one, it looks very fun
Agnes Digital Explodes
>>2359792go away gold ship
>>2359797ive seen this before but only just noticed that pearl has 2 pairs of glasses on
>>2359145What is possibly so attractive abour fucking flower
>>2359797>Pearl's double sunglassesI can't wait to roll her.
>>2359804
>>2359251First time falco looks attractive in anything desu.
>>2359760Is this what uncs are into, Retards with boobs and Fate, apparently?
>>2359335Falco being a terminally desperate shill is so underrated. It's so funny
Nobody will ever come up with a compelling reason for me to not hate Goldship.
>>2359810She's a genius pretending to be retarded, just like the real horse.
>>2359804umanko so good she's THE tracen bicycle
>>2359810She's not retarded. She's insane in the membrane, specifically, insane in the brain.
>>2359813same. some folks tried the "she's merely pretending to be retarded" angle that just makes her even more obnoxious.
>>2359813>opinion entirely based on early cm experience
>>2359725I won a plat with vega, so did others, you just gotta lock in
>>2359807uoooooooooooh
>>2359819No, it's based on her insufferable oh so 'quirky' personality.
>>2359813Its fine, I like her because I find her funny, but its a matter of taste
Just a reminder for the upcoming Satsuki Sho this Sunday 15:40PM JST on YouTube or the usual placeBy the keiba god’s miracle, there is now a permanent /horse/ general on /sp/ (which is a pretty much a colony of the dacchis and some clueless horse racing fans), and the keiba discussions should be moved to thereOf course, Buena again has generously given us another Y3000 to use on dacchi.gudnight.fyi
>>2359804Some guys like petit, flat women. Probably triggers protective instincts. Considering Nishino Flower is an actual child, I can understand he doesn't like that he's attracted to her though.
>>2359813She has single-handedly made four CMs F2P-friendly so far.
>>2359805Pearls theatrics are hilarious, be wary though. She's a training locking uma (like gold ship, gold city and fine motion)
>>2359824>¥3000Wait are we collectively gambling or something? Lemme throw some cash in
>>2359822yeah /v/iggas be cursing and loathing le random reddit humor but liking goldshit in the same breath, baka
>>2359824>there is now a permanent /horse/ general on /sp/Our influence continues to grow...
>>2359813I don't dislike her but I get annoyed when I'm looking up IRL stuff and goldship floods to the top.
>>2359828>Pearls theatrics are hilariousnta but that's good enough for me, I roll for umas in whose success I find myself invested in, or who seem like a fun ride, Pearl certainly seems like the latter and that's good enough for me
>>2359832I'm not gonna lie, I did not appreciate equestrian sports at all until ooma
>>2359822I think her anime version had the right mix of absurdity and seriousness. She's way too retarded in-game. I guess you could say the same about Teio's brattiness.
>>2359824I'm betting the house on Admire Quads
>>2359839Live action Golshi is top tier too, thanks to her VA. Her and Fenomeno together are excellent.
>>2359824All in on Ask Edinburgh!
>>2359824>Every horse has either Ritto or Miho in the nameH-hey wait a minute!
I wish all the /v/ triple crown races were URA only, I miss how fast careers can go.>>2359824For me it's Matenro Gale.
>>2359810>Retards with boobs and FateYes!
>>2359824Give me one reason why I shouldn't bet on Lord Flier for the exclusive reason that he's being jockeyed by Take.
>>2359857>jockeyed by TakeIsn’t that enough for not bet on him, Ojisan is sooo washed-out right now
>>2359841Wait until your see his Quads first
>>2359824But /sp/ reveals my country and I can't change it to Nazi flag...https://litter.catbox.moe/4oc4oo.png
Got 2 gold crystals now, Should I uncap Shinko?
>>2359870if you don't plan to roll in banners anytime soon and are missing speed cards sure
>>2359865>All those yuro, sea, and sa flags.Least they're more honest than /pol/, but I agree there are some anons who will tunnel vision on that detail when they get in an argument and threads fall apart.
>>2359861Take it back. Now.
>>2359865Last time /v/ma invaded a thread it was mostly white. No one will care
>>2359582It really helps if you get someone to run with, do you have something like parkrun near you? Doing Burpees or swimming(this helps if impact is the problem) also helps stamina
You now know Umas have whiskers
>>2359839Every character who got more than one second of screen time in the anime is better in the anime.
how does that extention of catbox that some anons were talking about some days ago? is it a problem if you post a NSFW pic link?
>>2359889Once we get the main story game special week is monumentally better than anime special week.
>>2359890shouldn't be a problem if you tag it as NSFW so anons don't get PROMOTIONS if their boss is behind them
>>2359870SR supports are only going to become more irrelevant as the game goes on so there isn't going to be a better time to spend the gold crystals than now.
>>2359893/vm/a doesn't work.
>>2359804Extremely pure, caring, smart and good girl. Has naturally an 11/10 aptitude in everything wife related. Super maidenly and girly. Tries really hard at everything and is capable enough to succeed at it, so she won't get naturally discouraged from failure like regular people, so she needs help relaxing, pacing herself and just taking it easy. Extremely easy career too since her ult just wins sprints and miles. Goes to show how good she's at things.For being so demure and caring, It's even aknowledged in the game how her personality is actually very dangerous. If you put her personality in a bigger body she would unironically be the top wife uma in the game. She's only limited by the fact that she's still a kid (actually a kid, not a horny, clueless teen like Maya) so you don't wanna do anything to her. Despite being a very successful broodmare irl, she's not a trainer drainer at all(yet), and just wants to grow up and catch up to the rest.Very pure and healing career. The kind of women that don't really exist. Also she has very nice legs in her running outfit, but you didn't hear that from me.
>>2359835She's certainly a fun ride. Complete schizo, you'll like her
>>2359893Surely nobody would be trying to talk about horsegirls when they should be working, right?
>>2359885real women have them too
>>2359899Yeah hahahaha....
>>2359865Adding meme flags was the worst thing Epstein did to this website.
>>2359899LOL
>>2359890Just post it and tell anons that it's nsfw so they know before clicking it. Sometimes you are in public or are not in the mood and don't want to get flashbanged by uma sexo.>>2359893If their boss promotes them it's their fault for having that extension installed on their fucking work station lol
>>2359890There's 5 catbox links in the entire thread. I don't think anyone cares to use them until the image limit gets hit
>>2359912>don't want to get flashbanged by uma sexo.What are you, homosexual?
>>2359828FineMo is one of my favorite Umas, I'll live.
>>2359897I wonder if global will throw a tantrum when she gets her bride outfit.
>>2359893>>2359899>>2359912yeah i know that but it asked because i understood that the extention shows you the links as images so even if i warn about it could be a problem... ,maybe i got it wrong, but i didnt follow the whole conversation about it
What are the LEAST wifeable girls in the game?
>>2359824Any QRD on the bloodlines?
>>2359936If it's nsfw and you warn before the link it's all good. Don't get discouraged from posting your artistic output. Some anons post tons of uma lewd oc and the thread loves it.
>>2359939the entire golden generation
>>2359953Grass is wifable.
>>2359953Has there ever been more a wrong opinion in history
>>2359919coolthen, should i make Trainer kiss Biwa's boob like here or make him kiss Biwa's lips?NSFW part 3 WIP https://files.catbox.moe/67ws0w.PNGalso nice you saved my Tosho pic
>>2359890Only problem with NSFW links is they will outright show up much like posting an NSFW image directly. Not sure if spoilering it will worktestanhttps://litter.catbox.moe/nip8su.png
>>2359953Kingu is first rate wife material
>>2359967Ohio!
>>2359897Based Flowerfriend
>>2359939To this day, out of every character in the game. Bakushin is the only character that Is purely 100% platonic with her trainer. I don't think she's a canon lesbian either because north flight is a trainer fucker. I legitimately think she's asexual.
>>2359967>Not sure if spoilering it will workIt's not working. My boss saw it and i got promoted. Curse this wagie life!
>>2359967seems like spoilering doesn't work but posting an image does block so post a crop alongside your NSFW>but image limityou're shit out of luck then
>>2359964Lips are always more romantic my friend.
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/2045194317875282138
>>2359964mmm, catbox link only show half of the pic, not that is important since it's just a sketchlitter seems to be working btwNSFW https://litter.catbox.moe/btseinrr2i2klg3d.PNG
Is there really no way to spoiler catbox images? Seems like a big oversight.
I think we should lead an expedition back to /v/ soon. Checking the archive, there's still a lot of unaware folk.
DON'T USE LITTERBOX, DRAWDEITIES YOUR OC WILL BE GONE LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN
>>2360028I agree
>>2360028car bomb time
>>2360012Test<https://litter.catbox.moe/gf6isbaye6zbucrj.jpg>
>>2360028I baked two threads yesterday and they went almost completely unnoticed. It seems like even the schizo has lost interest.
>>2360039Yep, that works.
>>2360039Yeah, just use angled brackets if you want to spoiler stuff, I guess.<https://litter.catbox.moe/lcpz620dihyvijgb.jpg>
>>2360037This fine is particularly devious
>>2360039The last "<" character fucked up the link for me. Had to remove and open it manually
>>2359897>It's even aknowledged in the game how her personality is actually very dangerousIs it like Bright who decided that after staring at a leaf for a bit with her was enough of a reason to marry and whenever Torenah questioned her, he became enveloped in her "warm and fuzzy vibes"?
>>2360047...I didn’t mean to attach that image to the post, but you get the point.
>>2359983*requests shoes*>>2359992Your boss sounds a good boss!>>2359998>>2360012How about two catbox links? One is your reaction, and other one is the NSFW?https://litter.catbox.moe/e55evz.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/krnu6a.pngOr yeah, just putting < > is easier
>>2360039>>2360047Suzuka is literal perfection
>>2360063That works too
>>2360067The perfect woman would never be flat
How will recruiting after the monthly reset work?Business as usual or bad etiquette on /vm/?
I'm too fucking lazy to redo my oguri, but I have no other ideas for what characters or careers to run other than that to feed my danchous infinite gluttony.
>>2360067I forgot my picture
>>2360067Based
Suzugly, actually
>>2360073Post recruitment on the OP. Also, expedition on the old board.
>>2360075I usually do whatever I have the least parents of and doesn't suck for genetic diversity.
>>2360075Bee urself
>>2360028If you do, just don't raise the ppm too high.
>all racing carnival races have the same conditions as next CM>everyone has an SS uma that's been bred for this exact race>rivals are still B+>mobs are still D+
I DATE KAWAKAMI
>>2360028Only posts ending in 32 or less can take part of this expedition.
>>2360028We need new recruits
>>2360057She has an event where she love bombs her trainer and he finally notices the absolute peak of womanliness emanating from this fucking midget. But like I said, her career is not romantic, it's more about nurturing a really nice kid. I don't have Bright so I don't know if it's a good point of comparison, but your post does sound like the kind of trainer that would fall for Bright.
>>2360107If it leads to a ban, it will all be for those who come after.
There's already a thread.Don't fail a witcheck.
>>2360028>>2360120Are we doing this already?
>>2360128REINER! ARE WE DOING IT? RIGHT HERE? RIGHT NOW?
>>2360131
>>2360131I will never get over the fact that all of Attack on Titan happens because Eren is an incel.
>>2360131Got a chuckle out of mehttps://litter.catbox.moe/gm7key.jpg
>>2360116Yeah that's very different from Bright's career, Bright's career has stuff like pic relatedMind you, this is all because you decided to stare at a leaf with her for a bit
Yup yup, done with dailies, time for a jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/VFH9ne
>>2360154DANCHOU THE FAN COUNT
>>2359939urara and flowerone is an elementary schooler, the other is mentally an elementary schooler.
>>2360162>plain wrong
>>2360154Please don't do this to Fine
>>2360154how has this danchou not been fired yet
>>2360162Flower agree but urara? I don't know, i don't think she's ACTUALLY retarded is she?
>>2360162Flower would be a better wife than 90% of the cast even with the kid debuff
>just won a YOLO tenno sho with 480 staminaWhat the fuck
>>2360185it's not that bad unless you get someone like biwa or creek as a rival
>>2360191The rival was Creek which is why I'm surprised
>>2360182Is a tail held high the uma equivalent of erection?
>>2360199It's a mare being in heat so kind of
>>2360106PRINCESS DATTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNwHqZ5gQgQ
YOU CAN GET TWO 5 CARATS IN A SINGLE CAREER?
>>2360227Yeah
>>2360237This was a first. I only knew you can get carats in a career but didn't know you can get it twice
>>2360199Does this mean what the skill does is make the uma hornier, and somehow making her faster?
>>2360182Seiun is just like me
I have played every uma career. Ask me anything about your most wanted.
>>2360257No I think I'll ask about your most favorite instead
>>2360260My favorite is in global already and you've definetely played her career before, she's a 2*.
>>2360199yeshttps://litter.catbox.moe/u4uahm4jks54h4or.jpg
>>2360257What trick does Fuji Kiseki perform for you at the onsen with perfect timing?
>>2360257I really like Laurel in star blossom, how do they handle her story? it seems that a lot of her generation is already in the game at that point
>>2360261Pasabro...
>>2360264>frequent urinationthis is why I only train stallions
>>2360261Air Groove JPbro...
I'm throwing in the towel for this CM because not a single one of my runs has gotten medium S.On the flipside, Happy Meek is going to conquer America!
>>2360280What's this? isnt this that one porn game
>>2360280If only... cygames must hate money
>>2360280I'm the opposite, I keep getting Medium S in runs that fail to get good stats on, ANY OF YOU would get 1200x3 in the runs where I got 1200/900/900. I'm sorry I was ever born
>>2360280Is this an ERA game?
>>2360280Where's her H traits and skills
>no medium SMaybe it was for the better good as I never got a third skill to proc groundwork or focus, but man this one blows my current one out of the water stats-wise. A bit of a staminalet, could have gotten moxie as well but it was glue due to above mentioned points so I didn't bother.
>>2360272You are in for a rude awakening.
>>2360280Dammit, forgot to include that that's the Kentucky Derby.She won! Onto the next two.Happy Meek is funny because she has A aptitudes on all distances and all styles, and doesn't have any goal races.>>2360284>>2360288Erauma, yes.>>2360295I haven't tried to fuck her because I have my loving wife Kitasan.
>>2360302She's good early lead procs GW
>>2360280>>2360311Qrd on this game?
>>2360302Looks pretty good, Radiant can help with recovery and TTL procs GW, it's just a witcheck instead of guaranteed like another green. I won last CM with a Smaru that needed Dodging Danger for GW and didn't even have Prudent.
>>2360311>spoilerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/95yzzdkzpg2jxya0.png
a umas in game strength should be directly proportionate to her cuteness
Do the golshi week gibs start before nishino's banner is gone?.....just curious....
>>2360338that's ryanphobic
>>2360338This is already the case
>>2360344Do horses like KFC that much?
Ahem>cowDotoScarletBono>sheepBiwa>dogTaikiChiyoFenomeno>wolfShinkoBrian>catMayaSeiunHaru>donkeyRoyRice>gorillaGentildonna>monkeyGolshiBambooTamaThese arent actual horses
>>2360340I will rape and kill you.
>>2360358asterbro...
>>2360356Kawakami is also a gorilla
>>2360366STAR ASTER STAR does NOT condone killing
>>2360356cowchads rise up
>>2360344AI gives off strong P5R Kasumi vibes
>>2360311how do you play this in english?
>>2360339Yeah like a week after her banner ends.
Oh right, I just remembered I bought a character voucher last week. I wanted to ask you guys who to pick, but then all the purges happened and I kinda lost the mood for it. So now I’m stuck between X. Oguri and V. Bourbon. I’m also really tempted to grab NY Opera since I love her, but I already have her base version, so I’m not sure if it’s worth it. I like Tama, Chiyo, and Taishin too, but I could probably skip them.
>>2360350Of course. We've all seen those gifs of horses eating chicks
>>2360404you can't pick Vbourbon, it only goes up to NY Opera so no Chiyo either so go Xoguri for meta fagging, Dober for late parents if you're into that, maybe falco or digitan if you're lacking lates or just go for your favorite
>>2360404Well if you wish for the longest term investment possible, then go with NYOpera, she is still relevant as a parent in JP while meta umas fall for the wayside to the mare menace
>>2360421MY ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN, TITANIC 5'10" WIFE
>>2360427>my Overlord is only good as breeding stock later on.Nyo......
>that one hammer that i forgot to use on a g3
>>2360404XBiwa a cute, AND a hot!
>>2360440Couldn't be me, I only use hammers on G1's because they come somewhat rarely
>>2360430I just imagine every uma to be about 10-15cm taller. To account for the japanese being short I guess
>>2360412>>2360427not him Is NYOpera really never useful as an Ace? For such a good character it's such a shame
>>2360461She's good as fuck for longs, paces just haven't been saved yet.
>>2360028>Please, janny, I can’t take it anymore. Just let us back into /v/. Just let us have this one thread. I will do anything. Please man, I, I will suck your dick...
>>2360461Well she isn't strictly meta, but she is still solid so if you are strong enough after MANT, you can make her work
daiwa decided to cuck me from getting golden head, so this is the one i'll use to get group b 3rd
>>2360461They're okay as an ace, and better then default Opera, but having such a generic velocity skill is what makes them a good parent but poor ace.
>make dober do the moe moe kyun humiliation ritual>get multiple mood down events afterwardsdamn bitch my bad for wanting some guts
>>2360430>>2360457The umas are all so small. Hopefully in the future there'll be an American scenario or something and there'll be actual big umas (at least 7').
>>2360473Nah it's not that, tbqh I don't think anyone even wants to return to /v/ (other than the stakes). It's about information everyone, including can name at least 5 RIVALS MIA. And that's just counting the people that joined rooms.
>>2360475>this is group b materialfuuuuuck
>>2360475The sheer amount of S aptitudes is really funny, why are you running her as pace?
>>2360476Just wait until evolved skills save base opera
>>2360492Mien furher...
>>2360488my theme for this cm is PP, as in Pink Pacers (her, baku, chiyo)having all the meta umas and seeing how soulless they are does things to you
How is the stray rescue mission going?
Im starting to think liking complete whomas like yaeno muteki is nothing but contrarianism
>>2360473I'm fine(motion) here but some people never got the memo. We need to capture our missing, stranded torenas.
>>2360470>>2360461NY Opera can also be used as a Late. Her unique just fires off later if you aren't at the beginning window for it. Similar to Marus unique. Take that as you will..t Used her as a late.
>>2360509Does anyone like Yaeno? At least Bamboo Memory has a sexy summer alt
>>2360508Meh. Not as fast as here but not nuked yet either.
>>2360512The stakes thread is going to be the best chance for that.
>>2360512If they can't pass the ultimate final witcheck then they don't deserve to see the /v/ma thread.
>>2360512I was able to find this thread the first day without being redirected, and I'm not even a full /v/ma resident...
>>2360519I won’t lie the only thing I know about Bamboo Memory is having quite possibly the worst paid SSR card in the entire game.
>>2360486That's a gimmicky S in a world of consistent UGs, what else do you expect?
>>2360503>bakuOh now that's scary, isn't her Medium a G?
>>2360519I like her a lot in cinderella gray. More than Inari but less than Creek.
>>2360519I actually read a few events with Bamboo, and it’s really funny to me how similar she is to Femeno. You know, being a stickler for the rules while also being pretty goofy sometimes. Only she’s infinitely less popular than Femeno.
>>2360556yes, and the funniest thing is that SHE has the highest rating in my team
>>2360509>>2360519Both of you should be karate chopped to death
>>2360568Truly, she was always meant for this...
>>2360568You crazy bastard. You absoluty crazy yet based bastard.
>>2360519Yaeno has a few fans running around but I dont get it, shes an ugoo
>>2360568Most based trainer ITT
>>2360574I'll withhold my anger for now, to say that I really like her eyes.
I just finished the career of my adorable daughter Nishino Flower!What do we think of her?
>>2360568God I love oshi players
I haven't checked on threads since we moved here when I used to be on /v/ all day when we were there, I haven't played the game as much either, I'm thinking about just dropping entirely but my role in this little community prevents it, it's just not the same
So, say, you mean to tell me that not only Bamboo and Yaeno two different umas, but so are Dictus and Transcend?
>>2360581S-She's Dangerous!
>>2360581I dunno, I still haven't played her career. I did Fine Motion's yesterday so I may as well try hers today.
>>2360586>comparing the sexiest mare to a bwoposter
>>2360519She's cute and I loved her arc in Cinderella Gray, I got a spark for her saved up.
>>2360581I wrote a big fucking essay about our daughter earlier >>2359897
>>2360585Hang in there anon!
>>2360575Koko, but it's not CM practice.476111174761111747611117You MUST bring your Sprint TT squad. 15 slots.
>>2360596>>2359897Very basedBB Flo is lit!
>>2360585It sucks, but I have faith that things will get better. There's a /v/ thread right now.
Just finished reading Tannhauser's career after >>2359628 recommended itIt was, in fact, extremely kino. Kinda reminded me of Nature's career but with way less depression and maybe slightly less romance? Though I did end up missing the good version of her Valentines event, since she jobbed every G1 until the Kikuka Sho and ended up with only 50k fans by then
>>2360585I find that the more things change, the more they stay the same. We still bicker about uma agendas, we still watch keiba, we still go off topic and rant about silly shit, we still get hyped for keiba and releases, we still whine about teiobros. While It can be a bit different, the soul for sure remains.Maybe it's time to take a step back and mourn what you've lost, but not all loss or change is bad. The first season of /v/ma ended with loss, the second one begins with rebirth.
>>2360610A beginning of a new era perhaps?
>>2360600>a bunch of normal and somewhat outdated umas>suddenly two UGsAnyway we're full now.
>>2360356My bewetiful sheepwife
>>2360608You see the vision. Picrel was a great moment (spoilered since its at the end of the career almost)
>>2360581I played her career for the first time a couple of days ago and I really liked it. Spoilers for her career: I managed to win all of her races and the extra ones for the secret events, and so from my point of view her story didn't really have much drama in it (the whole age thing didn't seem to be too much of a problem for her). I normally don't like career stories which don't have some kind of emotional drama that's independent of race results, but I enjoyed Flower's primarily because she's so ridiculously cute. The entire career has a very wholesome vibe to it which I really enjoyed. The trainer's reactions were a little underwhelming in some places though, especially at the end when Flower reveals the surprise she's been working on throughout her career. Also I was surprised at the fact that her parents never show up again after her debut race. Overall I enjoyed it but her career wouldn't make it into my top 5. Oh, and I also have to mention that I think the "Before the Mile Championship" event with Helios was one of the best events in the game.
>>2360585What *is* your role in this community?
>>2360600Not an unexpected result, but you can just barely see that A+ is not completely hopeless with a 4th place finish.Thanks for joining.
>>2360585Hang in there bro. It certainly isn't an easy transition, but I've had a lot of fun here in this board these past few days. All we can do is nurture and take care of eachother like we do in the olden days
>>2360600Kingubros...
>>2360585This is why we told you to take breaks
Is it over for me?
>>2360606This made me wonder, would Helios use 4chan slang?
https://litter.catbox.moe/rmpps7kjf5w4j7xo.png
>>2360631I don't think breaks are the issue when the guy hasn't been around in the first place. Truth is, not everyone is happy with the situation and to some. It's a lot more difficult to adapt to the circumstances. Nothing wrong with that. I can kinda feel it too.
>>2360632I had to pull to pity for both Ballroom Fuji and Nishino Flower.
>>2360634Im like 99% sure at some point she uses pill and maxxing in her speech no?
>>2360637I guess I'm just indifferent about it since I've been out of /v/ for a long while already. The board has lost it's sovl a lot of its culture already for me to miss the place. We're still /v/ma in a sense but without the threads being deleted, and the mocking of jannies which is very unneeded
>yeah bro i miss getting an aneurysm by going through the entire catalog twice and seeing two thirds of the board not being videogames in order to find that single pixel wit check thread with three anons bickering with the schizo and a scat poster going at it, whoops it got deleted, time to do it all over again!couldn't be me
>>2360641that's just generic meme slang now anything other than explicitly racist and antisemitic stuff has been absorbed by the internet as a whole
>>2360620>(spoilered since its at the end of the career almost)Ah, I never thought of that...
>>2360636And that's 22 or 25, png and jpg sometimes confused things, thank you
>>2360649Yeah I can agree, but helios for sure browses umachan, if fucking jordan spends her time in /gcg/ - gold city general, THE zuma is probably a shitposter
Neicha and Mambo three-way hug.
>>2360656Nah, you're good. Your screenshot doesnt really hit asuch when you dont really know the context of who that reporter is
>>2360659She's obviously in the koei tecmo threads.
>>2360664Guess so, my career dumps are closer to funny/odd moments compilations and I rarely post the read dramatic stuff
>>2360647This. The one single time we've had an issue with a faggot he was banned basically immediately and the jannies here kindly archive our finished threads rather than autosaging us for talking about video games. A thread on /v/ every CM to draw in new players is all we need, otherwise their shithole can rot for all I care.
>>2360662No I wanna see a three-way fight, umas should fight to the death in a triple threat to earn MY hand
>>2360670Unfair since Gentildonna would crush everyone.
>>2360666Im slowly watching the series and its Pure fucking Kino. Thanks to everyone and anyone who recommended me this
And that’s another botched MANT run. Man, I really don’t know what I can do differently. Turf C isn’t enough, she even fails G3 races with that, and she just doesn’t have enough dirt races to get many items or epithets. I really just want her to work. I’ve only ever gotten her to rank S.
>finally hit Medium S for the first time in 20+ runs>low roll speed and powerThe perfect Kawakami continues to elude me...
>>2360675What series? I thought that was just Dynasty Warriors?
>>2360678From what anon told me when I embarked on MANT joruney with Base Haru, if she doesn't get to B in her first inspiration, its over, glue her and try again
>>2360685three kingdoms
>>2360678C should be doable but you need decent power or have skills taken already for her to win
>>2360682Her speed is fine1000+ power is fineThis is great, she even has uma stan. you should check if she's low on stamina or not depending on the mood. Your uma becoming useless just because she rolled bad mood feels terrible.
>>2360675I'm glad you rike it. Be careful though for me this series was the gateway drug to get into ancient chinese history and culture. Next thing you know you're reading classical chinese literature.>>2360685It's the Three Kingdoms (2010) tv series. The closest thing it can be compared with is LotGH and maybe the Rome tv series. It's kino of the highest order if you like history and political drama.
>>2360685Dynasty Warriors is a series based on Romance of Three Kingdoms series, it's pretty popular and has multiple TV shows and lots of gamesSadly games are mediocre at best, still love them
>>2360669NTA but in extremely toxic situations like that it's easy to get hooked and addicted to the cycle of highs and lows. I can see why some miss it, not to mention. There are some things that /v/ did have that I would argue were positive. Like randos stumbling in and asking fun questions or crossover threads.I don't really miss that cesspool at all, it stopped being a good board over 10 years ago. But I don't blame people for missing it. I miss some aspects of it like the breakneck speed. But this is nice and healthy.
>>2360696Umalator seemed to think she was okay
>>2360701>lotghIt frustrates me to think there's zoomers ITT that haven't watched the best anime of all time
>>2360705Nice. If you want her to take all the glory you could make two dominator lates
>>2360704>crossover threadsI still remember the Girls frontline (2) thread fondly.
>die, pedophile!
>>2360714Is that truly the way? I wanted to go to some kind of team comp that helps her best get to 6th and 5th place, whatever that would be.
>>2360670Did you know Vikings fought Umas to the death for breeding rights? Look up the Norwegian Fjord (pony).
>>2360704I miss my dinosaur threads.
>>2360715Not him but for me it was the arcade thread and the Cygames as a whole thread
>>2360719uuuhm it's called rorikon
>>2360678This is a form of self-harm.
>>2360585/v/mapyoi danchou...
>>2360720Not really, it's more of an oshi teamcomp than anything. Only do it if you specifically want her to win every single time
>>2360729>Only do it if you specifically want her to win every single timeThat would be ideal but I don't even know what team comp would better put her in that 5th-6th position consistently
>>2360719She will rape the pedophilia out of every single toreena.
>>2360715For me it was the yugioh threads. Only chance I ever got to actually talk about yugioh in depth
>>2360723Be glad for the threads we had. Got to enjoy a lot of active threads on topics that usually die before 50 posts. I have a whole list of /v/ma media recommendations on hand now.
>>2360723Mods dont allow them anymore, same with space threads or deep sea threads or ito threads or all that. Now they get insta 404.
>>2360623>A Curren second reign is a possibility please please let it be real.
>>2360737they're really cracking down on anything fun, huh? the simpsons dog settings thread was autosaged too, they really just want /v/ to be an indian shilling board
>>2360737Shame. Like I've been saying, it's those damn featherfags and dinocoomers that ruined them.
>>2360732Etoo.....wouldn't that just make them one
I like silly keiba moments.
>>2360750Absolutely YADApilled
>>2360719God I wish that were me
>>2360742>Every single wedding event had a normal uma and a child brideWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>2360756Wedding dress alts should have been for mares only
>>2360756I NEED WIFE MOTION NOW
>>2360756Aren't the "child brides" just flower girls?
>>2360756Curren and Fine are 2 adults.Ramonu and Cesario are 2 adults too.
>>2360750What would you do if you got the wrong Uma?https://youtu.be/_uQOchrK7NA?si=v15KMaIYB945Z21O
>>2360747>featherfagsFeatherCHADs you mean, a friendly reminder all small to medium sized theropods had feathers and larger ones had similar structures.
>>2360742Nakayama 1200m isn't nearly as cringe as the ultra-slop that was Capricorn. This one trick hoe is washed up.
>>2360761Curren is arguableIn the latest wedding event I count Ramonu as a child bride
>>2360756>What did Cygames mean by this?Pedophiles have low impulse control and are easy to fleece.
>>2360750>when you forget if you left the stove on
>>2360701Sounds funIs it like Shogun?
>>2360763That is most likely not exactly what the other guy meant>>2360746I havent even visited /v/ since moving here lmao
Do you need to run the Takarazuka Kinen in Classic year?
Any interest in watching sovereigntys race today?
>>2360756>curren>childshe has a body count in the triples
>>2360772>Is it like Shogun?Shogun is more normie friendly but it's in the same ballpark. Less interpersonal drama and more strategy and politics.
>>2360763Case in point. Years of you niggers stirring shit up and rubbing it people's face with shitpost after shitpost and you couldn't stop because all you want to do is pick a fight and be obnoxious because it gets you (You)s and ruins threads.
>>2360750What do you do as the cameraman here? Are you supposed to follow the pack or zoom in on the idiot?
>>2360774nope, you only need to do it once it's still a G1 but it's an easy skip if you have a good training or need energy for summer just be sure to do it the second time around
>>2360772No it's way more elaborate since it spans generations instead of one moment in timeHad shogun gone from the sengoku period all the way to Ieyasu taking power, then it would have been somewhat on the same scaleBear in mind that battles in RoTK are very low key and are often offscreen but it's a good series regardless if you ignore the stupid ass Cuck Bu arc holy shit that was like pulling teeth for the most basic payoff
>>2360780Pack 100% for the gamble addicts/patrons. You just hope someone else gets a camera on it.
>>2360776What time
>>2360777>in the triplesWhy are we talking about her monthly average?
>>2360776it's tomorrow right? as in the 18th at 6pm in the states
>>2360789faruko has it in the thousands though
This is the fastest the thread has been since we moved here I think, I can't even read the posts because I need to reach the bottom
>>2360794The nishino flower thread was over 2000 posts anon.Its slow atm because there's nothing going on in the game
>>2360737Most of the threads are now coomer shit, twitter ragebait screenshots, politics bait, the mod allowed games that can have their general there, or the schizos that hate an specific game./v/ is practically unusable at this point.
>>2360795Nono but there have been like 80 posts since last I checked
>>2360792Yup yup, journalism vs sovereignty. Iirc
>>2360810Oh well yeah, something i like about the new board is that at any time you can have discussion. There's always a couple of people lurking around and posing at all times. Its more flexible
>>2360774You don't need to run it twice, most people recommend doing it for yhe summer shop but its not strictly necessary
>>2360774Yasuda and Takarazuka can only be run once for the epithets
>>2360759I have literally never seen anyone imply they want her
I still haven't bothered watching yhe anime lol, S1 just feels so fucking weak its hard to keep my interest, spicaman is kinda based though
>>2360759>innate 0.5 accel during the next Mile CMseems like she'll be strong
>>2360837This, season 1 is such a boring slog that I can't watch the rest, I want sports anime not gay slice of life. I hate slice of life so much
I need the urgent advice of a jpbro please report. When do we get the dates with umas qol?
>>2360860spotted the mexican
>>2360837S1 is peak though.
>Meanwhile, in the spic uma community
>>2360860Its not even that its CGDCT sol for me, I like that shit. It's just poorly made one, I don't know if it's spe as a character completely lacking charisma or the relatively flat character arcs. But S1 does not interest me at all
>>2360874S1 was also made around the time they restarted game development so they had zero idea what they were doing.
Gentlemen...an inquiry, is /horse/ in /sp/ part of the broader uma thread family (consisting of /uma/, /umajp/, /v/ma, /vmg/ uma, and um/a/)?
>>2360860Same for me. I tried watching it when it was airing but somehow dropped it right after some episodes.Tried picking it up again during the JP version was released, dropped it again.TRIED it again before and during global ver but alas, dropped it again. I can't even get to Rice's episode.
>>2360883Does it matter?
S1 is watchable if it's your first introduction to the franchise, otherwise it's one of the most painfully boring SoL I've ever watched.
>>2360874It's because half of the cast feel like they don't care about racing. If special week doesn't care, then why should I?
>>2360883/horse/ is a distant cousin.
>>2360883Seems to just be horse enjoyers
Air Shakur waiting room
>>2360868Don't even joke lad
>>2360883I don't consider /uma/ family.
>people talk about disliking S1 againBut... But I liked it ;_;
>>2360903said nobody ever
>>2360883It gets filled with /uma/ and /v/ma during keiba watchalongs so I'd say yes>t. /sp/ resident
>>2360905/uma/ is our estranged older brother.
>>2360915our crack addict scat fetishist third world adopted brother
>>2360906The biggest sin of season one was that it was painfully boring, there is a lot to like about the characters about the setting and really about the series as a whole. But season one has little to no stakes. The drama that is there is not particularly well written. The relationships between characters and personalities are not well defined, and it just overall feels like a very half baked show.There's nothing it offers that season two doesn't do better
is the upcoming tokyo 1600m rerun going to be anglingslop again, or is tsubomi a better win condition now?
>>2360883
>>2360906I really liked it, i think the concept itself of anthropomorphizing race horses into girls where you can easily understand their stories carries it a lot, i was also surprised at how much they cared about keiba lore even that early on, then again i like a lot of SoL that people call trash like Pon no Michi
I finally sparked flower and don't plan to pull for any more umas this scenario, tell it to me straight. Am I bricked?
>>2360925Whats wrong with anglingkino?
>24h left to get 400k event pointsCan I do it?
>>2360931She drained him dry...
>>2360936Can you do about 7 runs in that time?
>>2360936STOP POSTINGGET TO GRINDING
>>2360936Yes
>>2360936>didn't do it when careers were half offYou better have enough bottles in stock.
>>23609362x TP 10 runs and you'll make it, but lock the fuck in
>>2360942I have 160 TP bottles
>>2360860S1 isn't really SoL. It's a sports anime, the art/animation quality is just subpar and there isn't really a strong narrative throughline.
>>2360931you should be okay if you save for tachyon/sugar lights
The best umamusume animated content is Umayuru and Umayon. End of story.
>>2360585Im currently on my 4 month break, i just like it here.
>>2360936what were you doing to not get them twice or thrice already
>>2360948This, it's the one time "le Japanese humor" actually made me laugh. I really really like Umayuru
>>2360952I WAS TAKING A BREAK FFS IN THIS TIME I MISSED>FALCO >2 TRANSFER WINDOWS>BALLROOM>CARNIVAL NOWTHEY ROYALLY FUCKED ME
>>2360935I'm trying to figure out if there's even a single CM during this scenario that I could use trainees I like in. Mile seems to be the only candidate because of the issue of needing mile aptitude A as a prerequisite to play mant.
>>2360942my dictator is so cute
>>2360947You mean light hello, sugar lights is one of the few girls trainer san can't have date and sex with.
>>2360957you can clear the carnival event in like 40 minutes if you just spam jellies
>>2360957And you're here shitposting and wasting time?
>>2360860WHAT... But i really like s1
>>2360948based
>>2360936YOU ARE BRICKED DO RUNS
>>2360957bro was detained in jail to have everything pass past him
You WILL ask an interesting thought provoking question or I will fucking kill you anon.
>>2360977I'm ready to die anyways.
>>2360977Have you ever dreamed about umamusume in any capacity
>>2360974Break is kinda pointless if I have to force myself to grind in the middle of it innit lad
>>2360978it's called Come What May now bro
>>2360977In the umamusume world, how did the word "cocktail" come to be?
>>2360981Break isnt really working if youre feeling stressed because of FOMO either. Perhaps take a break from both the game and the threads?
>>2360977How would you fix this game's balance to remove the meta-slaving from CMs? Keep in mind that you can't nerf umas or support cards which players have paid for.
>>2360977Is the life expectancy of an umamusume the same as a normal horse? I don't think I've seen any umas older than maybe 30.If so, you'll outlive your wife and children and have a second family that you might outlive too.
>>2360990make acceleration skills proc at the start of spurt instead of random
>>2360977What is the minimum number of umas needed for a group to successfully complete Super Mario 64 if they were transported into the game? AND which umas are part of the optimal team comp.
>>2360980Twice now. Once running alongside, then eating some bananas while playing chess with Biwa Hayahide. Another was me being Princess carried by Tap Dance City
>>2360991Plenty of the girls have still living uma moms.
>>2360987I can't take a break from the threads, FOMO is real here so many funny happenings, rooms and OC I could miss, I have been in 90% of /v/ma threads since the game released
>>2360980>first one was being Taishin's trainer and going to class with her while she gets embarrassed>second one was trying to get tickets to go to some event with Taishin and I had to get them from the green devilI don't know why this is happening to me.
>>2360990The only way the game could be "balanced" is if every trainee was the same, but that would be way too boring.
>>2361001>I can take a break from the game>but can't take break from discussionsKind of a weak break, innit lad?
>>2360990You don't. If there is a game where the game pieces have unique effects or arranged differently, some options will always be better than others.
>>2360996To answer this question first we need to tackle some important background assumptions.Is mario more athletic than an average uma?
>>2360591>sexiest mareIs she, though?
>>2361009Maybe, posting here doesn't strain my brain though
>>2361001Just don't worry take it easy with one career a day and commit to a break if needed.
>>2360990limit the time and number of tries that you can do to make your aces, that would make everyone whale out even more because chances of luckshitting a better score with a worse deck would be even lower
>>2361014For a heterosexual male, yes.
>>2360990Introduce interactivity to the races, give the trainer the option to influence things like skill timing
>>2361022This is not attractive.
Why yes, I, a heterosexual male, would love to have sex with BRIAN, JORDAN, MISTER C.B, KING, KRIS and NETEROTARE
>>2360996>which umas are part of the optimal team comp.Depends, are we doing an all star run? Whats the win condition? Can umas die or do they have extra lives?
>>2361030Nooticing how ryan is excluded
>>2361030I've known more girls named Jordan than boys
>>2361030For me, it's Robert "Rob" Roy
>>2360990remove PDMt. pacechad
Who is the most underrated Uma?
>>2361044What's PDM?
>>2361044PDM will be nerfed later. Your strategy is in a good position in the future.
>>2361022You know what>>2360257Is thr offer this open? I'm curious about what Dictus' career entails, I looked it up and boy, do you do a lot of races there
>>2361047Pace down mode anon, it's part of position keep. It's a complete race destroying mechanic
>>2360990Make good skills more accessible. But they won't do it since they always limit good skills on the hottest newmas.
>>2361047You ever watched your pace bounce off the back of the fronts, slow down, and get swallowed by the pace mob? That's pace down mode
>>2361046I don't see anyone ever talk about No Reason, though she is pretty fun from what ive seen.
>>2361053All the newmas that are coming up are jobbers though.
I FUCKING HATE NEWMAS
I am only attracted to Umas based on mares
>>2361047It's not just Pace either. You can see this easily with any non front Uma in career while mogging NPCs, especially if you fire off Groundwork and/or Superstan.
7 and I don't do anymore ace runs.
>>2361059>newmasWhat's the cutoff line? I would imagine after orfevre?
>>2361056There is no reason to do so.
>>236106267 and you never post here again
>>2361058This is the time where Cygames still don't know what is good. It took them almost a year to know Groundwork is good on Frontrunners. Future newmas though? Most of them has exclusive gold skills, and it's really good.
>>2361063Any after Spechan
>>2361062Awooga
>>2361063Anything I don't like is a newma
>>2361046i don't think i've ever seen someone that likes Duramente, she's Kita's rival and that's about it
With this 7 all goldshit niggers will DIE in their sleep tonight
>>2361062I swear everyone in the anime is at least 1.5 times more cowish
>>2360990Make all uniques less restrictive and only restrictive when they're inherited
>>2361076Her card looks very cool but I genuinely don't know anything about her
>>2361076I think her SSR card looks cool but I can't judge an uma if I haven't played her career. That's always the make or break for me.
>>2361081Fuku is pretty big, actually. Not Huge, but her fukus are nice
>>2361078nice try now checkem
>I FUCKING HATE NEW->
>>2361078Even in a dead board, fukutards are still forsaken
>>2360990REMOVE THE STUPID PACE DOWN MECHANICS, MAKE POWER ACTUALLY UNBLOCK YOURSELF, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MAKE OG TEIO ACTUALLY WORK
So this is where the mythical el /v/mado is located, how long we've been here?
>>2361091-MAS!
>>2361076I liked Duramente the horse, so I also like Duramente the uma.
>>2361096It's been like a week
>>2361091John Cygames if you want me to care about Forever Young you will have to fly the real Forever Young directly to my house.
>>2361096oh hey you made it congrats, how did you find us? we've been here for a couple of days >>2342480 was our first thread if you want to look it up
>lates activate NSM>a domiantor activates>loses velocity fasterMedium CMs are so dishonest it's so unreal
>>2361102do not the horse
>>2361093JUST WAIT UNTIL EVOLVED SKILLS
>>2361117EVOLVED SKILLS DOESNT DO ANYTHING TO OG TEIO
>>2361122People will want Teio, just be patient. The card though.
>>2361123I want Festival Teio NOW
>>2361089I'd love to see the anon that did this comparison do more
>>2361132>the anon that did thisSo.. Me? Gimme a minute then.
>>2361132Now this is the scientific testing we need to do to answer the most important questions.
>>2361134Oh nice, you are here! I'd love to see Fuji (always thought to be bigger) compared to others who are always thought to be smaller (like Fuku or Tachyon)
>>2361139>>2361141>tfw already forgot how to blenderItll take some time...
>>2361141And Rob Roy. Everyone is surprised about Rob Roy
>>2361150Everyone knows Rob is a cow though, just not how MUCH of a cow she is
>>2361147Take your time friend
>>2361012>Is mario more athletic than an average uma?Not as strong or fast but no uma can jump THAT high
Is 777 going to be the only Festive Miracle activator for the other mant mediums after this?
oh golly....https://litter.catbox.moe/o48kgvn3o7iue5ql.png
>>2361166Next medium is also 777 but it's not gonna be pixel perfect like this CM, Honestly XOguri is not the biggest threat next CM.
>>2361173it's triple fronts right?
>>2361172God damn
>>2361134Where did you get the meshes?
>>2361172That's my goat(donkey) right there
>>2361172Is there any difference in the models when it comes to butt or thigh size?
>>2361172ASSets.
>>2361178Some girls have way thicker thighs. I saw a twitter thread about it just today, the discussion spawned from this pic comparing official uma figgies
>>2361183Perfect flatness and perfect thickness
>>2361089Fuku has the same bust size as Fuji, Palmer, and Bright
>>2360990Isn't the evo skills exactly an attempt of that? Buffing old units is something I believe to be the most healthy way to deal with metafaggotry
>>2361189we've had this talk multiple times and yet you spergs keep bringing it up as if it's proof of anything. bust size =/= cup size. bust is just a measure of the chest's circumference while cup is the tit's size, having the same bust size doesn't mean they have the same cup sizeqrd you're a retard
>>2361183Mind linking? For research purposes of course. Holy shit suzuka is thin
>>2361132whats weird about this, is that the volume calculation feels off. im seeing now, that i didnt "seal" the boobs behind them, and Fuji's coming out to be 0.01m^3. thats like 10 liters worth of volume, somehow? while ZRR is calculated to be 0.0068m^3. perhaps area is a better way to compare? ill try to seal the boobs, perhaps that;ll change the volume calculation.>>2361189bust size=/=boob size.
>>2361195I'm gonna keep saying it now that I know how mad it makes you
>>2361183how does anybody find the left attractive?
>>2361197You are doing God's work anon, thank you
>>2361150>>2361155>>2361172https://litter.catbox.moe/mgtxcul866q8lq3r.jpgGod I cannot wait for her. She's my main reason I played umamusume (mainly because of her VA, and deresute)
>>2361203I bet she can hear the sound of your blood flowing
>>2361203>Momoka the loliwife goddess>Chihaya P5That is a big resume
>>2361206I bet she can block the caption with her ears
>>2360768>In the latest wedding event I count Ramonu as a child brideelaborate
>>2361203Nerdy bookworm girls like her are usually freaks. Imagine. Personally I prefer her alt though
>>2361206You actually pointed out the 2nd reason to have ears that big.
>>2361218Whats the first?
>>2361199
>>2361178
>>2361196https://x.com/v_k_EL/status/2044908699685363895It's all in japanese of course. Also you can find some interesting things and comparisons in the quote replies
>>2361223Now let's see Macchan's
>>2361223what are they feeding dirters
>>2361223sexo with hokko's thighs
>>2361225GODDAMN
small update for the fujianonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/nyo86xm1x32s2ace.png
>>2361228Dirt
I think we should get some rooms going since we are still on /vm/ and we are kinda going off the tracks
>>2361201by having taste
>>2361223Impressive, now this is top tier journalism. We need a full roster analysis.
>>2361239
>>2361237he's right y'know
>>2361235I see, it's not as easy as I thought, thank you for going through with the experiment anon
>>2361239I'm down to join a few rooms, /v/ triple crown is soon right?
>>2361239I think we're still ontopic since it's still about the honses although I'm down for some rooms
>>2361235I wonder if some other scholar can chime in for support
>>2361220Blood flow/temperature control.
>>2361245its not exactly hard to do, but i dont really "get" whether im doing it "right". somewhat close, but i cant guarantee that the measurements are 100% accurate>>2361240based
>>2361239>we should get some rooms goingCOD Zombies?
>>2361203>Top 5 on global are Rice, Vega, Rob Roy, Kawakami and Vodka>Bottom 5 on global are Urara, Opera, Special Week, Nishino, BakushinHow does this affect things?
>>2361257They killed World at War multiplayer.
>>2361257party dash rooms
>>2361257There are very few umas that would be good at COD, mcqueen is not one of them
>>2361255Hard to get a 100% accurate measure, even if you doubted your previous results with Dia and Kita they were clearly right since the former is much bigger
READY PRINCESS GO
>>2361239Only if it's mahjong soul. I don't have any new aces.
>>2361264
>>2361257Imagine a tf2/v/ma server, how would it go down? Probably fun as fuck, you know who spamming HELLO HELLO HOWDY PARTNER and getting votekicked
look at this fat disgusting slob
>>2361268inb4 taikifag samefag replies
aha! i see the fucking problem, https://litter.catbox.moe/w8p90j3yzof2hsl3.pngthere are several vertices in the same spot, i presume one for the swimsuit, the other is for skin, which fucks with the addon i use for volume measurement. fujis boobs are NOT 10 liters
>>2361269Unironically less fat than average spic women
>>2361273Less fat than the average american woman too
>>2361272>fujis boobs are NOT 10 litersNot something I expected to read today but I'm glad you're doing this job for science.
>>2361268If we ever get a /v/ma minecraft server I'll fill up the whole server with bamboos like that one anon from a thread I used to frequent to that did on our minecraft server years ago. what a madlad
is red shift usable on sprints?
>>2361283It always depends on the track iirc
>>2361272This is truly immense research>fujis boobs are NOT 10 litersKEK
