Aries Cup starting at 10pm, April 23Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmWe also have Triple Crown races coming on the 25th and 26th.>URA ShoURA scenario, Spring, Good, Mile, Right, use one human card. Tazuna is not on this list for reason.>Shopsuki Shohttps://files.catbox.moe/5yaeva.pngEverything's in the image for your needs. I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the picture. >Tenno SHOHNONONOBasically longslop hell of the last CM but you can only run umas in a style they have an E or below aptitude in. As an example, Grass can be run as a Front or End, Tamamo can only be a front, and so on. My apologies to Mayanofags, you know why.This userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbIt's almsot time, host last minute rooms to test your aces!
>almsot timeOP ruined
>>2380484>>2380487>>almsot timeACK
>>2380446Dead Anon.
>>2380484>It's almsot time
>almsot
You can tell a poster's quality by how desperately they scramble to get their image in on a new thread.
>>2380360witgod claims running two front runners is a bad idea and you should go triple fronts any mechanical reason why two fronts doesn't work well on this track?
Are we worse than in /v/? Is it true we are meaner and more general-like?
>>2380513His reasoning is right in the video, if you go with two fronts, use Runaway too to create as much distance between fronts and the rest as possible
>>2380514It's like the difference between casually dating and living together. Spending way more time next to someone and seeing their bad habits instead of just their curated best. Having clashing opinions on things that weren't even a point of conversation before, and which are now part of the daily life. This is just another trial to pass. Slowly rough out the edges until people more or less agree on how to behave here.
I will be thrown into group B in JP, and I will also be thrown into group B in Global. This is the true uma musume experience
>>2380514>more general-likeIt is literally a general.
>>2380513More fronts = more lead built.On longer tracks you generally want to run triple to capitalize on this because just two fronts are easier to overtake over long distances. 1600-2000m (without a winning capable oonige) is generally doable with double front, maybe 2200m too. Red shift being 1-5th is also great for triple front.t. won Sagittarius and Pisces with triple front
>>2380513The theory is that fronts are fighting an uphill battle to build enough of a lead because Tokyo racecourse uniquely gives lates and ends a lot of time to catch up. I will believe it when I see for myself.
What's the minimum medium aptitude to have human rights in mant?
>>2380527*uman rights
>>2380527A at the start of career
>>2380527B is enough. C is also enough for long since most races are just a stamina check, except for Arima Kinen that needs a good amount of speed and skills
>>2380519Aw fuck I already finished my fronts and they don't have nimble.
>>2380527C is fine. D you start to have some issues with inheritance. For example, training a milelet for long is very painful.If training Mile though, E is fine since you can just pump your uma with 10 mile sparks.
>>2380484>using a general template>no link to previous threadNigger, what are you doing
>Testing on the calculator who to bring together with Oguri and hybrid Rudolph>The Spe on the left is better than the one on the rightWait, what? Are Medium S and the skills really better than having capped speed?
PREVIOUS: >>2377660Fuck it, just make a new bread and leave this one
lmao, shit stirrers
Baking, hold on
>>2380546STOP
>>2380547Don't reply to them
Uh oh /uma/ melty
>>2380539>link to previous threadThis, but unironically.Sometimes I want to check what was said in the previous thread. Sadly the jiggie war room won't allow it because they still want to LARP as not being a general.
>>2380554You VILL do ze jiggieYou VILL join ze discordYou VILL do ze fake triple crownYou VILL NOT link ze generalUnt you vill be happy
>there's a high society elitist secret club in /v/maThat's a funny thought
>>2380554I do agree with this since we're already linking new threads might as well link the previous ones. there's the thread watchlist but pruning dead threads removes it.
you thought der/v/ was pulling the strings? think again
>>2380562Just look for them in the archive, these idiots are just stirring shit to have a laugh, they don't give a shit, OPs will continue as they are
No one controls anything in /vm/a./uma/ are a real organized threat to our umocracy however.Take your carrots.
>woke up>remember a thing i got asked yesterdaygoodgood Mutekimorning, more inaccurate results. pay more attention to the area.
>>2380527A for Mile, B for Medium, C for Long if you plan on doing the Triple Crown route
BREAMapyoi WON
>>2380572WHOjin stocks rising steadily
>>2380572Holy shit, FUJIN MOGS
>>2380543Curren posters would never
>>2380567We can always link it on the replies instead of in the OL. It's not considered a general if done that way (hopefully).
>>2380579>OL Meant to say OP. I need to stop looking at OLs when replying
>>2380581Post an uma OL to apologize or I won't ever forgive you
>>2380579They are so easy to find I don't see the point tbf. Just use the archive. This isn't even /vg/https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/subject/Umamusume/type/op/
>>2380579>It's not considered a general if done that way (hopefully).Considered by who?
>>2380589the jigmessiahs
SPECIALPRINCESS
>>2380592Why do we have to bow down to them?
how much of a handicap is having B in distance? Tachyon's aptitudes are dogshit
>>2380577shes pretty hot. sad my funds wont allow it, but ill hope she spooks me!>>2380576glad to be of service.
>>2380595its getting tiring seeing /v/ma being torn apart at by the seams
>>2380596B in distance for Long or Mile?
>>2380600does it differ depending on the distance? for mile since you need mile to do fucking anything in mant
>>2380594because they are danchous, even if they are trying to flatline rival club members
>>2380596For CM it's obviously a deal-breaker. For winning races in MANT, B is perfectly fine for Longs but not good for Miles/Mediums. Sprints are ok if you have good stats.>but should distance aptitude matter the most for LongsI'm just speaking from experience. The main deciding factor for career Longs is probably stam though, so that would help explain why Long A isn't needed.
>>2380602Not him but in my experience winning with Long B is WAY easier since they check more for stamina (except Arima Kinen) but it is generally easier, the shorter the track the more minimum speed you need and the more non-A aptitudes hurt. Which is while Mile B sucks si much
>>2380603>because they are danchousThey can't be all danchous. There must be some simp orbiters among them.
>>2380578curren posters would NEVER try to subvert and control the narrative haha!
>>2380598Your work is essential for the science department of /v/ma
>>2380602I'm asking because she has natural B in Long, she's capable of winning with Mile B if you have ~250-300 speed by the time you start racing, up until NHK Mile CupI gave up on Mile sparks personally
>>2380621Let it go bro, it's over
>>2380579>It's not considered a general if done that way (hopefully)I don't really care about whether the previous thread gets linked or not but having a thread up at all times makes this one a general. Which doesn't really matter here because 95% of the board is full of generals, no? Keeping the pretense that we are different seems annoyingly weird
sorry /v/agabond danchou, im not doing my careers lately,i dont have time or willcan i be forgiven?NSFW part 3 https://files.catbox.moe/wm8lik.PNG
>>2380627God damn drawchad, these sisters are still wilding
>>2380626this.
>>2380627
>>2380627Nice, I do imagine myself that buff and charming
>>2380626The anti-/vg/ faggots would literally kill themselves if they admitted we're a general though
>>2380639we all do, probably. but maybe there is someone that imagines himself as an ugly bastard
>>2380640Come back, faggot, our own thread is slow as fuck because you shitpost here instead
>>2380640>lust provoking image>irrelevant, time wasting statement
Is Marvy a better Wit card at building Wit than Tachyon?
>>2380599I will never pretend that having jiggie rooms and coordinating off-site is normal. Should have gotten rid off all that the moment we landed, instead of spamming the thread every few hours with more rooms.I will never hide how much I despise you and your arbitrary thread rules.
>>2380644I've always been part of /v/ma though! But the "hall monitor" bullshit has always been annoying>>2380645Is your game modded to have all the umas wear burkas or something?
>>2380648I fucking love Marvy SR but I do admit plenty of good umas I've seen out there use Tachyon SR instead. It depends on how much you value Marvy's skills
>>2380541lock nimble nav @1334-1400m, the simulator activation range is too wide
>>2380649You are free to leave, nobody is keeping you here
>>2380648Marvy has THH
>>2380658allegedly
>>2380651no, but i wish falco did wear a burka or something similar.
>>2380649Last I checked "the" Jiggie was dead as fuck, I haven't even used it since we moved here and I don't think there's been any relevant planning since then
FUCK the danchous
>>2380662Don't give attention to a faggot who only tries to stir shit and is posting with bad intentions
>>2380662Just checked the jiggie for you. It's like a pseudo-discord now full of parasocial anons.
I always used to grind my aces up to the last minute and often I got my plat winning ace right before or during the same CM.However I do not have the energy to grind MANT like that...
The jiggies will continue until you die crying
>>2380667>I always used to grind my aces up to the last minuteI am doing this right now...
>>2380631i just want to make only one or two pics more, one with Biwa banged so both sisters have a dedicated pic, and the last one the aftermath. my only question is: Brian is a bit immature but Biwa is extremely mature and diligent, so would she let her and her sister to get pregnant at 16/17?
>>2380640Go back.
>>2380668And you will kill /v/ma in the process, out of spite.
>>2380672Being totally honest? I don't think she would. But porn has no rules
>>2380676NTA but what makes you think the process hasn't already started? I'm seeing reactions images from /v/ in /uma/ now.
>>2380676Concern doomposters get the rope, get out
>>2380674Your brain has rot to the point you see /vg/ everywhere even when it isn't
fucking christ stop interacting with these freaksjoin this aries room instead69878927
>>2380686>FullGod damn it, I haven't been able to join one since Aries started
>>2380687you make the next room then vro
>>2380688I can't I'm at work
>>2380688I don't want to post results.
>>2380678yeah but porn is better if it respect the source material
>>2380686round 233967633
How much stam do you need for a late?
Don't trust your danchou. They will dox you to the other war room members using your club chat typing patterns.
>>23806956/9
>>2380708Luckily my danchou doesn't play the game
>>238070312 or 13?
>>2380711/v/mabro... (club)
>>2380695round 394239227
Hypothetically speaking how bricked is my Grass if I forgot to get her medium aptitude up to A? Of course if she's a debuffer that may not matter. All in the realm of hypotheticals of course.
>>2380720It doesn't matter
>>2380720I mean if she is a pure debuffer it doesn't really matter since you don't expect her to win. Any Ace with just 1200 speed or less simply can't cut it
>>2380572That is an absurd level if cowness
>>2380719Holy shit what is going on why is my xoguri getting blocked in every race
>>2380719xog takes 2/3thanks for joining
>>2380726You deserve it for being a Xogger
>>2380727Sorry for metafagging this much
>>2380728
>>2380728Xoguribroken
>>2380579I don’t understand this constant mental gymnastics/cope to try and pretend that this isn’t a general when it quite literally is at this point
Man if only she had Medium S my XOguri would be perfect, I still don't think I can win plat with that
>>2380627>wake up>Brian seggslife is goodgood stuff, thank you
The absolute unit
>>2380734Define general
>>2380736I have a turf S med S Xogger and I'm sure I'm gonna get silver again
>>2380740General is the highest ranked officer in many countries that use the French Revolutionary System. Army general is normally the highest rank used in peacetime.
>>2380734General = Bad when a general doesn't HAVE to be bad.Either way, just ignore or filter the hall monitor and other concernposters. Hide the stub, simple as
>>2380724>Any ace with just 1200 speed or less simply can't cut it.God this is so fucking retarded.
>>2380751It's true, at least for A finals
>>2380749This is why BourbonGPT is better.
>lots of card events early>all but one finish before senior even begins>only Natie is left, and she's at 2/3>early senior get one of her random events>get the other random event before summer>chain never finishesI HATE THIS MECHANIC SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>2380740It's amazing how much jigger discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
>Yaeno Muteki, raged again! What fuarking kino! missed the screenshot when i was careerdumping yesterday.
>>2380728I motion we start using "Xogs" as a slur for all the racists running meta Umas.
>>2380761>danced againThat's so gay, why wouldn't they say RAGED AGAIN in the game? it's kino
is 300 speed, 400 power, broccoli, uma2, hydrate and 777 not enough to win these? I don't get it
>>2380762I second this
General is when things I don't like are talked about, simple as. You can't define what a general, just like the faggot mods can't, because it's a purposely vague catch-all they use to banish unfavorable threads.Now please post rooms and builds or fuck off.
>>2380761i love these, i always go look them up when doing a career for the first time
I'm not going to make it to group A finals and I'm going to kms when it happens
>Wake up>Request bakushin>Trade dirt shoes in the chat>Kill mcqueen>log outIm MANTing all over the place so hard
>>2380770>modsThis isn't /v/ anymore...
>>2380738wuv_u.png
I got a random view from the lead is mine spark during my CM13 building efforts, does it do anything for maru (rojo)?
>>2380770Jeez, anons were right some of you guys really do act like abused housewives
>>2380767It should be. If your Xog is defective just exchange it for a new one, they have a one year warranty.
>>2380767buy generic speed or accel skills instead, xoguri unique triggers too late in miles
Question about smaru, so like, there's no reason to use her next cm since base maru has a red shift with double the accel right?
>>2380787>>2380767I love defective xoggers
>>2380791you use her if you don't have base Maru, getting red shift on her is a pain in the ass
>>2380791If you have Maru rojo then she's just better, yes.
>>2380781Not him but I can't help but feel PTSD after 3 purges
Do i pop the charm to be safe or take the minimal risk?
>>2380808rawdog it
>>2380808Gambling game anon, send it. The Three Goddesses will decide your fate.
>>2380808Tfw too intelligent to admit how old I am
>Fail a 5% training in summer>Waste ankle and megaphone>Either glue or waste 1 hourI'm starting to burnout
>>2380808WHY DO I NEVER GET THESE KIND OF TRAININGS IN MY RUNS
>>2380808>Fat tits>Triple rainbow with extra friendshipMy dopamine receptors and brain chemistry have been rewired by this game to find this more rewarding ans pleasurable than sex. Fuck
Maruzensky is a 17 year old friendly reminder
>>2380808Use an energy item if you have any, but a charm is wasted here. Just don't get unlucky.>>2380814>having ankletsI usually don't have problems with them but whenever I try to gutsmaxx I get fuck all guts anklets.>>2380818I don't either. Some posters here are a different species and I refuse to believe otherwise.
FUCK! ive looked through THREE winning live OST albums, and didnt manage to find that one song that plays during Muteki's career (often before starting a race, if anyone know, please tell)at least ive found this kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYVVMec7034
>>238082117 years registered in the DMV yes
Is nimble nav gonna be a must have skill next CM due to frontblob?
I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN KITASAN SHE KEEPS LOSING EVERY CAREER RACE
>>2380833THEN DON'T SHE'S NOT EVEN ALL THAT GOOD
>Accidentally put a 45% RB deck in my run>Just noticed from the stat gainsDo I glue the run? I can't possibly make an Ace with this right?
>>2380833LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU
open at your own riskRAAAAAAAWR[7spoiler]
>>2380830fronts not in the lead tend to die as the late race starts so not really, still good to have but not required
>>2380834If what Seriru said is true then I have no choice because that's my only option for a third front runner.
>>2380835Turn it into a fan run
This is a little known fact about oguri cap, but did you guys know she has an activate arrest warrant by the ICC for crimes against umanity?
>>2380842Who do you have? You can always mutate
>>2380847You can't prove those cannibalism charges.
>>2380847Benjamin Neightanyahu's greatest soldier
When the FUCK do we get the ability to date the reporter?
>>2380853>Neightanyahu
>>2380848>mutate>during mant
>>2380842Your Daiwa?
>>2380853Requesting Xoguri dressed as an UDF soldier
>tfw mant stays as the parent scenario for 6 monthsCYNIGGERS
>>2380868I thought the URA spark was so good it remained the parent scenario, fuck
>>2380868and by then, i take it that whatever is the newest scenario will be the best for parents, due to skillpoint bloat and being able to get more white sparks?
>>2380875Scenarios eventually become kind of specialized IIRC, like some scenarios are better for specific distances
>>2380868At least I have a reason to get to one million event points.
>>2380880>i will have to make distance specific parents>i still dont have one 9* parentlmao, it is so over
>>2380864on second thought maybe kitasan isn't that bad
Kek, didn't know you can get positive skill hints when you lose
>>2380893lol, this should happen more imo. Learning from your mistakes and all
>Near perfect (not pictured, Playtime's over)>No groundwork award>No medium S awardDon't even have a funny comment, just seething
How much gibs can we save up in the time before GL?
>>2380899Don't you love gambling
>>2380899Yuuuuup, another hour down the drain
>>2380899You should have bailed if you didn't get Med S by classic summer neigha. Chrono don't got to know what you use them pissjars for.
Yup yup yup, absolute cinema!
hello yes first rate hotline may I know which is better and don't say neitherhttps://files.catbox.moe/zevdru.jpg
>>2380915Not looking good... go with right imo
>>2380915Right. What the hell happened to your wit?
>>2380915Both are goodRight
Will XOguris with NSM be a problem? Because I don't have it
>>2380915right will probably get you to A finals
>>2380923NSM on xoguri is a bit of a meme
>>2380915Right has a higher ceiling but dies when she fails one recovery.
>3/4 of the cards are useless>3/4 of the umas are useless>Even the ones that can run the scenario get beaten into a pulp by the meta umas, especially XOG>Can barely mutate your umas>Most CM races are the same>Careers take 1 hour >You don't see your trainee's events, just generic MANTslop events that were cute for like 1 or 2 weeks and now are stale>No hot springs>If you get fucked by RNG you lost 1 hour of your life instead of something reasonable like 10-15 minutes>3 more months of this shitThe nips were right. I finally see it. This scenario is shit.>>2380915If Right has Head On down there, then right.
Riko is posting ITT rn, do not believe her lies
>>2380930>3/4 of the cards are uselessThis is true, but it's also the only scenario that has willingly gotten me to run Mejiro Ryan power and not regret it.
How many 3 stars you neighas managed to get from MANT? Only got 2 so far, a scarlet with lots of whites in her and a wit spe.
>>2380937No 9* parents of my own yet
>>2380930careers should last 5 minutes and give me 3* sparks of my chosen stat with 20 white sparks
>>23809373 of em, 2 power and 1 stamina. One has TERRIBLE whites though
>>2380937Zero.
>>2380899Honestly with so much mid race am I wrong in thinking she can steal a couple or matches and work with another front that does have medium S?
Medium S and its consequences have been a disaster for the uma race.
>>2380937Like .....5? I certainly can't complain that making parents is so easy
>>2380930Ah yes, I really miss the Triple Crown event>Tactical Tweak hint
>>2380930The aptitude issue is the worst game design atrocity they've ever committed. Milecoons shouldn't have rights.
>>2380946Dacnhou...
>dacnhou
>>2380930Noppers Still better than unity
>>2380514No it's better because there isn't schizos shitting up the thread constantly. You're allowed to be mean to people on this website btw. It's ok. Just don't direct it at NEW and inquisitive players.
>>2380919>>2380920>>2380921>>2380924>>2380927>>2380930thank you fellas I rate your service 5 stars I will do a couple of spins more before this movie I'm watching ends and I lose my patience with this slot machine
Am I bricked if I don't get this
>20% wit growth>2 wit cards (Marvy and Neicha)>873 wit
>>2380987Don't worry you're not alone. The game refuses to give me the remaining 7 pieces of archer rudolf .
>>2380988Wit is a fake stat and I will not hear otherwise
>>2380987I didn't even come close to finishing this event yet. On lunch I'm going to spam the event races for an hour and hope I can afford the rainbow crystal. Careers give literally fuck all for points
>>2380994careers don't give you any points tho
>>2380987>1 medium shoeletOH NO NO NO NO NO NO BROS
>>2380988do NOT reupload the artwork sir
>>2380998Taiki posters are special.
>>2380994>Careers give literally fuck all for pointswell you're half way to realizing it
>>2380868>no 3Star/SSR Voucher for sale>shit for parent farmingGrandlive sisters... our cope?
>>2380994taiki shuttle would say this
The +1 level for lessons is a scam, right? You're gonna get Speed and Wit to lv5 no matter what
>>2381011kino character banners, not as torturous as MANT.
>He is going to miss out on 1 Medium Shoepfffhahahahahaha
>>2381011Sex with light hello and cool new support cards
>>2380998>>2381008>>2381012Shit up ni
>>2381013You will always cap with if you get lv4/lv5 asap. If you have a lot of coins then it's worth it
>>2381013It's great if you can afford it since it gives you better trainings earlier
>>2381011>>no 3Star/SSR Voucher for saleThis is a good thing, whale.
>>2381013>You're gonna get Speed and Wit to lv5 no matter whatYou do?
>>2381020Taiki would say the hard r
>>2380994It really doesn't take too long, you'll be okay breh, just spam when you got the chance
You know, I have a question, where did the Muteki-Bamboo being clones come from? I can get if you called Dictus and Transcend clones, both have glasses and very similar orange haircuts, but not those two
>Ask my umas if they've been training for the CM as scheduled >They just stand there like this
>>2381045early on i couldn't tell a lot of umas apart, im guessing a lot of people were in the same boat
>Customer Service during Japan Golden Week HolidaysWait, wasn't that during the summer?
>>2381054You gotta remember that global is on an accelerated schedule , actual golden week is between wed, Apr 29, 2026 – Wed, May 6, 2026. So the dates are all off
>>2381045They look very similar dude, even have the same rage addiction
>>2381060Isn't there a third uma similar to Muteki and Bamboo?
dominator is a woke mind virus
These threads be like:
>>2381079There aren't any schizos here though, just some trolls trying to stir shit at some point but it is comparatively peaceful compared to the rest of the site
>>2381065Furioso?
So Marvy is just an Eldritch horror?
>>2381079>>2381086https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/text/%21Akemi/Yea you wanna see a real schizo? He's literally your picrel and has been doing it for **15 years**
I swear every time I borrow Nature my run is DoA
>>2381095What would you do if you fell in the SpeRooms?
>>2381091No, she's an Eldritch Marvel.>>2381095Nature and Fine are basically the same card. They're the only wit cards that give good stats but never actually land on their own training.
>>2381060>bamboo is ragekinoAny BambooBros here? i cant afford her, otherwise i'd careerdump her as well.also, >>2381045, they are quite similar, actually
>>2381102Hm well its an alt, but I guess it makes sense>i cant afford her, otherwise i'd careerdump her as well.She uhhh isn't in Global yet
none of my cards ended their events
>>2381102Wasn't Bamboo Memory a 2*? why the fuck am I misremembering this?
>>2381112oh I got head-on (cut off at the bottom) at least so that's nice
>>2381112That Wit is kinda fucked anyway
>>2381050Why are your trainees so fucking fat?Maybe your toreina license should be revoked
>>2381113Maybe you confised her with Dictus, who has a similar outfit, or Biko who is also a justice-tard
>>2381109i am aware, bamboo will come out somewhere in summer, if i recall, and ive already decided to pull for Rickey, and then Machan
>>2381116800's the cutoff, right? I don't have fine motion so I'm not in a position to get more
>>2381121She is in the same boat for me as Muteki, would be nice to have, would roll if I have the carratsWill have to see how it goes
>>23811251k seems to be the minimum for a "good" xoguri
>>2381119All uma musume are or should be fatT. Pierce Brosnan, licensed trainer
>>2381094>90 ghost posts in a threadI only see the kind of coordination that jiggers are known for.
>>2381130welp I did have one with that but no Med S so I guess that'll have to do
>>2381119It's all going according to my plan, please do not question my methods
when are you neighas coming back to /v/?t. /vg/ bwo
Jig before CM starts.https://jiggie.fun/VGTxKv
Ahem! /jigger/i;stub:no>>2381144its honestly more comfy in here, though, as of now, i believe the majority wants to at least do the CM finals thread on /v/. we'll see how it goes, but i'd prefer to migrate to /vm/a
>>2381144Stakes. Otherwise that shithole can rot.
>>2381144Maybe in a few months when the mods and schizos forget and more people leave due to MANT syndrome. Until then, this is our home
>>2381144I'm liking it here but it is clear we have less activity and a lot of anons and lurkers are still probably out there. It's what I miss the most
>>2381144that one thread that survived a few hours that attracted every schizo in the book made me not want to ever come back
>>2381148>Stakes. Otherwise that shithole can rot.If it's a shithole then stay here. It's just for the clubs anyway.
Do I want to get all the star pieces from the Racing Carnival? Fuji is the only character I don't haveAlso which items should I be getting from the shop? Seems like it's pushing me towards getting those Goddess Statues but I have 2000 of them and have never used them
>>2381158That thread also made a bunch of lost anons find our new thread. It was worth it.
>>2381163You can never have enough Goddess statues, unlocking high stars is expensive as fuck. Otherwise I'm farming for the sashes I have the least of and clocks. I don't care about Teio stars for example
>>2381159It's good for attracting new players, lurkers who enjoyed the quality of the threads, and and strays who don't live on 4chan and don't know we're here. Plus it's just fun.
>>2381168Alright well I already got the rainbow shards so I guess I'll just grab what I need then, Fuji pieces then however many of those statues I can get with the leftover money. Thanks.
>>2381174I like the pink tickets a lot too but that's might be just me, I like getting like 40 of each and making a spark way less expensive (6000 carats less for example)
>>2381154I just don't want to shitpost when we have an image limit and the thread will be up all day
>>2381178I don't think the image limit should interfere with our funposting unless it's clear mean-spirited shitposting. Otherwise the fun we had in /v/ma erodes, you can see that the mods are fine with baking after image limit. I'd say that you should stop limiting yourself from this, have fun
>>2381169Yeah, you want to take advantage of what it offers. It just doesn't feel right when you're constantly shit talking it like this:>that shithole can rot
>>2381184Faggot mods wanted to kill the board and got their wish.
>>2381177you don't have to tell me that I got more than a 100 of each type
>>2381184Remember that sentiment when the stakes thread is deleted.
>>2381195holy what a stash
>>2381195Mental, a spark that cheap is crazy
https://bbs.ruliweb.com/news/board/320108/read/2272044>spark reroll pass was not introduced until 3RD anniversary in gooklandFUCK I CAN'T STOP DOOMING BROS
>>2381202
I'm surprised no one mentions how you can reroll inspirations in JP, too
>>2381207Shut up Dancer
huh, today is Ace's birthday! Wish a happy birthday to the 'Ace of the Franchise!
>>2381200You get a better deal with 10 rolls with the guaranteed SR, so I just ended up not using them at all. It's less of a dilemma for Umas since Uma dupes are useless though. Also just using them one at a time is annoying but I imagine they'll add an option to dump them 10 at a time like they do in their other games.
>Slowly a bunch of umas in golden bikinis are starting to appear in my xitter feedGawd bless.
>>2381207Yes but you have to pay for that too
>>2381212That's one sus cake
>>2381207I just want auto career mode to farm parents. I fucking hate doing that shit.
>>2381212That's tomorrow, actually, today is birthday of Curren...Bouquetd'or?
>>2381168are those star levels important? I've never really seen anyone talk about itinb4 it bricks the character like in priconne
>>2381227It increases their starting stats and the level their unique starts at
>>2381225>he doesnt live in Japan or 'Strayangmi
>>2381227it's 100 in stats and like 0.4 extra speed/accelstats are mostly useless now that they're super inflated and the extra speed is okayish but not worth dropping 1000 statues on anyone but your favorites
>>2381225So we just call them Bouquet and Chan to not confuse them right?
>>2381218I'd imagine there will be a lot of seething from PURE F2P CHADS (unemployed) who prefer to grind like plebs instead of paying like 10 bucks to get rid of the most tedious parts of the game
So where does Admire Groove stand on the Donkey scale? Has Rice finally been dethroned?
>>2381225Bouquet my beloved
I think people wouldn't have had as much of a problem with linking the old thread if it didn't also remove the community races from the OP.
>>2381229oh so that's how you get them to lv5
Yeppers!
>>2381236Probably. I personally can’t live without it now after using it in JP. Being able to have a second chance and actually get the distance aptitudes and skills you need is a big game changer
>>2381242She wants to win and there's No Stopping Her!
>>2381236>unironically defending p2w
I can't bring myself to play this kusoge, I've lost like 1500 carats from the dailies alone since I finished my aces weeks ago
>>2381249Time to be openchad and play URA for next CM for the peak comfy. The MANT plat is tainted with being bwoguri or perish anyway
>>2381247Once I got on unemployment benefits the lure of p2w became too strong to resist...
I hate when there are two missions for different races on the same day.
>>2381247im voting with my wallet, and i vote for inequality and corruption.
>>2381247If you can’t scrounge up 10 bucks for something you do and enjoy every day, then I feel sorry for you.
>>2381262It's a principle thing, nothing about being a poorfag
>>2381249Your TT umas? Play a new career from start to finish without skipping? Fan runs to get the 100mil title for your wife?
>>2381262>you do and enjoy every dayPhew, I guess I'm safe
>>2381262I did that for starbucks and now I have diabetes
>>2381262This is the same logic consolekiddies use to defend having to pay for online by the way
>>2381269A coffee costs that much these days?
Well, /v/ma?Are you ready for the Aries Champions Meeting?
>>2381265this, I did this once on some other gacha and it felt so wrong I just completely dropped the game shortly after
>>2381276I'm getting raped and I know it, but knowing that is in itself enough lube for me.
Apparently 5th anniversary is the big pay to win update so you have to prove that you're a first-rate before then because every subsequent CM will be a mickey mouse cup.
It feels good being a platlet as my expectations for every CM is already at rock bottom before it's even started. There's no need to get stressed or worried when I already know that I'm going to end up with a solid 1st or 2nd in group B finals regardless.
>>2381276My team of 3 is """done""" and they're on about the same level of relative quality as pretty much every other CM team I've ever madeSo yeah, I'm ready to get a 50% winrate and job in Group A Finals again
>>2381276My xog was made in one attempt, surely she will bring me a plat despite no medium S or head-on
>>2381262This is why gacha game players get made fun of.
>>2381276No, I ak not ready, I am still grinding aces, please I need support NTRanonymous
>>2381287if you don't already have Taurus Platinum (the only one that matters because it was the fairest) then you're pretty much a poser
>>2381276hey, it's my favorite /uma/ bwo
>>2381298>because it was the fairesti literally did not have nice nature
>>2381294
>>2381276My aces is as good as they're going to get. Whatever happens, that's the way the carrot crunches.
>>2381287>you have to prove that you're a first-ratebut i'm not, though
>>2381298Second Taurus is automatically more prestigious because everyone has had the chance to unbrick their support and trainee situations.
>>2381312Taurus was the only fair CM because>there was only one META teamcomp>all of the umas were free (voucher oguri)>kitasan was free (reroll)it was all on the training, hell I even won it with Tachyon because I didn't have Oguri, it was the only good CM
>>2381324It was the only good CM because you won it clearly :^)
>>2381276I did the bare minimum and MANT is too dogshit to grind it more
Gentlemen, I regret to inform you... Uma danshi.
>>2381276I know I have enough to A finals but don't know if I have enough to feel confident in winning. Can't be bothered to grind mant for a slight improvement. URA parent runs are such a delight in comparison.
>>2380791base maru doesn't have any in-built midleg skills it might be difficult to actually build a strong one
>>2381273A coffee at my local diner is $4. Shit is fucked.
>>2381336PoC, Killer Tunes and whatever corner skills you get from hints should be enough, even straightaways should work in a pinch
So, I saw someone last thread mentioned they were writing a fanfic too. Do you mind sharing in the thread? I'm interested in reading it!
Why don't cygames let us hug umas after maxxing bond level? It would print money...
>>2381356That's too lewd
>>2381262this has always been the cope of low impulse control niggers
>>2381265It's worse in principle to spend hundreds of hours on it. You're wasting your life. You're dragging other people don't with you. The club system was specifically made for this.
>>2381276Oh! Thats the evil counterpart I heard so much about? Hope you have a wonderful CM! We are all gonna make it and I believe in every single one of you!!!!
>>2381359Here's your reminder that Bethesda wanted to do the horse armor DLC for free but Microsoft had a minimum price on the OG Xbox marketplace.
Ah fuck we have two NTRanons now
I will make it to group A finals and then slaughtered by a gigawhale in the finals proper.Such is how it's been for the last two CMs.
>>2381238She's like rickey tier, might be a bigger donkey than rice
>>2381370
My only worry is that my fuarking RIVAL will win his 10th plat before I win mine.
Which pacer has a strong unique for CM13?
>>2381387Maruzensky (OG)
Uhhhh, wait weren't ol timey violin bows made out of horse hair? Were they just made of uma hair in the uma universe?
>>2381387OG Maru and Dober, then Ryan
>>2381387
>>2381391Anatomization of the Unanatomized by the Anatomized...
>>2381390>>2381393Is was talking about the actual Pacer Chasers not inherits. I'm thinking about running base Opera if she isn't a complete brick.
>>2381391I have a better question, does Kumis exist in Umaverse?
>>2381405ENTER
>>2381396Miraculous Wide StarOguri FAT
>>2381405>the actual Pacer ChaserMaruzensky (OG)
>>2381391W-Was umahide used a lot in ancient times?
>>2381412>Pace ENot sure if i have the parents to pull that off but i do love me some hag love i might just try it.
>>2381405Run base opera red shift and NSM, for a secondary unique might be worth using dober for front heavy lobbies, she has killer tunes and speed star so her skills are actually not bad at all
Do I really gotta run three fronts instead of just two if I want to get mileage out of my Maruzen for Taurus 2?
>>2381370NTRAnonymous (good) and NTRAnonymous (evil)
>>2381276ANOTHER PLAT IN THE BAG BOYZ
Are Umas pets or livestock?
>>2381426Just make two fronts and then make early test rooms, see how it goes, and draw conclusions.
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>>2381437umnahole
CM13VBourbon frontYaeno Muteki paceAdmire Vega endMake a base Maruzen parent for Yaeno and Bourbon, both running triple tiara because fuck long stam checks and Yaeno has long E. Full med sparks since mile B -should- be fine unless I get 5 ohnonono replies about thet line in which case one grandparent has mile sparks. Renting a seiun parent for Bourbon and whoever the hell for MutekiMake a Symboli Rudolf parent that has a mile spark in lineage for Vega to get her to mile B without tanking medium S chances and rent DoberCoguri and dominators are in backup should I need it. I didn't want to use bourbon for a 3rd cm in a row but have no other fronts because I am not sitting through this SMaru torture any longer and 2 pace 1 end sounds awful. Good plan or great plan?
>>2381437Pretty sure WE are the pets in the relationship
>>2381437The uma civil rights movement was not fought for people like you to deny them personhood
>>2381446>mile Bohnonono...
>>2381446why not run Maru as an ace instead of bourbon?
>>2381446>since mile B -should- be fineOn paper, it's doable. In practice, you'll tear your hair out fishing for runs where you don't clock yourself to death.
>>2381455The majority of my CM12 prep was running SMaru and while I love her I don't want to do that for another month.
>oy neigh vs /v/mapyoi
>>2381462KEK
>>2381462Not looking good!
any last minute rooms?
>>2381468Sure, bring any number.97220879
>>2381447I'd pet Chrono alright
>>2381449Realistically umas probably made up large part of aristocracy since those derive from warrior class, and since umas are literally stronger in every way, well, you know...we already know from festival event that they have a tradition in archery, at least in Japan, and wouldn't you know it, that's what samurai initially were!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Yb-rXjDU_IWhat is this?
>>2381478The rare and elusive AIgem
will the stake be here on there?
>THREE MORE HOURSTIME HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANT TO FIGHT WHALEOIDS
I think my xoguri is defective
>>2381490>WHALEOIDSF2P Xoguris will still win
>>2381492Post her.
>OOmers back to full strengthIt's over for you posers, big dawg is back in town.
Rate my taste in my umas bros
>>2381488It will be in BEE
All these hint levels from fucking races but I can't get a Head-On skill
>>2381499LARP LARP LARP SAHUR
>>2381499I'm a huge Agnes fan too bwo
>>2381499>reddit>generic first pick>reddit>reddit
>>2381475https://litter.catbox.moe/xz8xin.pngHere's your top three. Hosting another if anyone wants.59418180
>>2381499Tachy in the library is the objectively correct choice
>>2381499Finally we found him....John Global
>>2381499HATE Gold ShipLOVE ScarletLOVE TachyonINDIFFERENT TO Matikanetannhauser6/10
>>2381501It really disorients the run, doesn't it?
>>2381507>DigiGOAT so closeCAM ON BABY TAKE IT HOME I BELIEVE IN YOU MY FUARKING OSHI
>>2381499Goldslop#1 ICHIBANRedditBwoout of ten
>>2381499Scarlet SHOULD be in race and mambo in enhance can we agree?
>>2381496I need more testing. Umalator shown she's better than all the previous I made so far, but she's either getting blocked or failing to trigger her unique in test rooms.
>>2381507Jesus christ my aces are not prepared for debuffers
Do we ever get a good card with groundwork?
>>2381520Three recoveries really hurts her, you'd ideally want u=ma on top of those three to make her ult consistant.
>>2381499Inferior to mine
>>2381519Scarlet should be in home.My home.
>>2381524BETTER wit Bourbon has a gold Groundwork
>>2381526I have Radiant Star
>>2381527Based... so fucking based...
>>2381499Unironically 8/10.>>2381507>everyone and their mothers have FCM and Medium S>I have neitherI don't feel so good.>just grind runs until you get Medium S on a good runUnfortunately uma isn't my day job.>>2381520More mid race speed would be nice, but she has the good recoveries and an S. She should ult 75% of the time. A 4th recovery could also help but all the other options have position requirements to whether they can go off at all will depend on how many fronts are in the race.
>>2381499Generic >>2381527Too flat.
>>2381533>radiant star
>>2381499I like to keep them in their uniforms.
>>2381499I am a simple man.
>>2381499I do wish there was a screen for pulling as well so I could have matafaka there instead and swap in vodka for enhance
>>2381540aieee you can do random?
Yup yup, my taste is superb
>>2381535For every FCM Medium S UG monster there's an S rank with vision skills shitter WAGMI
>>2381527Care to explain this anon? Seems to me like you are LYING
>>2381547Anon is a larper......
>>2381544Yes
>>2381547>he hasn't unlocked green nishinoNgmi
>>2381507https://litter.catbox.moe/fvofy7.pngPodium, impressive Dia! One more for the road.85468682
kneel
>>2381547Doberbros not like this........
>>2381547DANCHOU REMOVE HIS BALLS AND BANISH HIM FACE DOWN HE IS A FRAUD
>>2381535>She should ult 75% of the timeDon't really like those odds but I don't have a choice but to roll with her. Have not gotten any good runs and CM is starting soon.
WAGMI
>>2381547OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>2381547THIS IS A FALSEFLAG ATTACK ON $DOBER DO NOT SELL
>>2381552That was the most cancerous room I have ever seen
Debuffer or cute oshi for final team slot?
>>2381567what, you don't like Xoguri with double debuffer dominator?
>>2381572You already know the answer deep in your heart
>don't have Maru rojo>need both Maru rojo and Ryan parents for Taurus 2: Electric BoogalooFuck. I might finally need to enter the Ryan mines. I was hoping this day would never come.
>>2381572Whenever my XOG loses by like a Head or 1/2L I regret not using a 2nd Dom. It's such a fucking bad game design where you are punished for not playing meta + 2 debuffs.
>>2381481It just feels weird that she's saying Mambo like she's a pokemon.
>>2381572make them suffer
>>2381583This does nothing against the Xogger menace though
>finemo decides to finish the chain before the debut race and agemasens me out of speed starmany such cases
Even with XOG I'm such a third rate
>>2381552https://litter.catbox.moe/9d6bcs.pngTop three. That it's from me for now; thanks everyone who joined, and I wish you all luck on the Pequod later.
>>2381591Thanks for hosting
>>2381589Better than it being September Senior year I guess.
Man I love Natie but her kit is useless, what am I supposed to do with these debuffs? I want her to WIN
>>2381587i just slapped them for 13 that i have time now in case i won't want to build a normal team
>>2381591I need to work on a XOguri edit for picrel
>>2381596>I want her to WINSoon
>>2381590Don't worry bro there's no way you're worse than me and my Curren ;___;
>>2381591/vm/a is so sovlful
>>2381599OGURI IS JEWISH?
Have any of you actually ever lost a Climax race not on purpose?
>>2381603FATSTUBBYEARS
>>2381610Not that I recall. I don't mind it being so easy though. Some of my umas use up all clocks by the time I get to the Climax race.
>>2381611suckable, even
>>2381610I did. Tamamo got blocked and placed 3rd, but I couldn't restart because in the end she was still number one in the scoreboard. Bricked my run real bad.
>>2381499I like hearing everyone's different voicelines.
>>2381607>it's On
>>2381610Never once, which is strange. I run almost exclusively frontrunners and get latestartfucked into gg often enough in any other race but never finals.
>Dominator but better, works in every track and it hits every single person in the lobbyWhy aren't you saving for sweepy?
You can instantly tell this thread is full of /vg/fags they stick out so much
>>2381625Saving for the mathflatster and feng shui gawd instead
>>2381627what you don't like seeing the same reaction image with virtually an empty post over and over again?
>>2381607>0 win curren in the sprint CMWhat
>>2381625I don't care for her
Cough cough.
>>2381617>https://litter.catbox.moe/6pji6bw2kzne2m1s.gif
Are there any good SRs for Ryan parent runs that you wouldn't usually use for aces?>>2381589>finemo finishes chain before debut and gives Speed StarThis happens on basically every front or late run.
>>2381632>mathflatsterThe who?
>>2381625Everyone wants sweepy. She's like the second most wanted MANT uma by BEEma
>>2381641bakushin SR for THH event
>>2381634Can't wait to share my 0 win xog tonight haha
>>2381610I dont think its possible to lose them
>>2381643Air Shakur
>>2381644What about by vuma?
Is...is that fucking /vee gee/? AIEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE!
>>2381625You don't know how the skill works bwo
>>2381625>Spurt>Gold recovery >ult seems niceShe seems like a solid oshipick
>>2381625Need MLB Tachyon, need MLB Wit Ramonu, need the new Teio. Simple as. Also new Teio, Cheval, Duramente, Biko and Transcend releasing close to each other is gonna kill my carats.
>>2381646Oh that's a good one, it even has some RB.
>>2381625Everyone wants to fuck Sweepy
>>2381659Shhhh I gotta shill her!
Wit checks kept these people out constantly, We've lost the ability to gatekeep. Reminder
veegeebroken
>>2381664I don't i want her to actually learn how to use magic
>>2381670There were never any Witchecks. All you had to do is search uma in the archives or sort by ppm and click the top thread
>>2381670Bro you are the only one talking about this because you saw one pic of gaslight oguri. This thread is fine and you're derailing it for "muh gatekeeping" which clearly didn't work since anyone can easily go through the archive and search "uma" thats the last im saying of this.
>>2381672Magic isn't real though
>>2381679It is in the umaverse.
>>2381680AHEM
>>2381670Take your meds already and chill out man
>>2381684Okay im a zuma who doesn't know anything about umineko whats the deal with this faggot and magic.
>>2381670If the schizo could find these threads within seconds then I don't think they did much. In reality you care a lot more about /uma/ than they care about you
>>2381686All you need to know is that BATTLERISGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
https://litter.catbox.moe/c7z9d5w2ye41a1qg.png
>>2381687>If the schizo could find these threads within secondskek, I remember that in the first 2 hours of the very first /vm/a thread we had scat spam.
>>2381670You were the only gaykeeper
Let's talk about how great Machan is!>built in Groundwork with triggers (as long as the track isn't firm) including TTL>innate skills that take her to the front and keep her there>great unique that triggers simply if someone is going to beat you>great growths>sprint GOD>CUTE!
I see the Aston Kutcher call center is doing overtime today
>>2381686MAGIC ISN'T REAL BECAUSE... IT JUST ISN'T OKAY
>>2381693That was just scatjeet though who funnily enough ran to /uma/ and complained about us after we told him to fuck off just for them to also tell him to fuck off.
Wtf, blankposting is allowed again?
>>2381696she's on my pull list with a hundred more umas
>>2381696>(as long as the track isn't firmBut that's most tracks...
>>2381693And everyone reported and didn't reply, causing him to immediately go back to spamming /vg/ instead. Look how far we've fallen already.
>>2381699See the scatjeet incident now THAT is proper gatekeeping and that's what we should be doing!
>>2381703whore anon...
>>2381701Wonder what uma anon is talking about
>>2381696
>>2381705Then get a third trigger NIGGER, remember Machan!
>>2381699>Comes back to try and spam ai sloppa eating up the image limit looking for reactions>Nobody gives him attention>Mod deletes his slop>Goes to do it on /vg/ insteadKek
>>2381711Good thing I don't have that many umas I want to pull, so I have chances with Machan
>>2381713That's the good shit boys, thats what we gotta keep up. Its not that le gatekeeping is bad, its about what we gatekeep
>>2381711
>>2381716And how, notice how the attention was never given?
>>2381713That's not gatekeeping, it's just common sense
I don't understand the machan blankposting meme, its about her being forgotten right? But doesn't she already have a legacy by winning races in her career mode?
SECRET UMA IS REAL AND SHE IS COMING REMEMBER THAT
>>2381725>But doesn't she already have a legacy by winning races in her career mode?Doesheknow.jpg
>>2381716Talking about him isn't gatekeeping, retard.
>>2381711THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK
>>2381726Is that a threat?
>>2381725You will see, anon, in her career, it will all make sense I will be dumping it because she is one of my must haves
>>2381726Speaking of secrets, why isn't there a secret agent uma yet
>>2381713To be fair /vg/ is unironically his home board. He has always been an /uma/ poster who's just as hated by them as by us. He just took a detour to /v/ma in hopes we would actually like his slop unlike /uma/ and had a melty when we were even more hostile to it than they were. AFAIK they've never managed to get him mad enough to start dumping scat though, he's just your box standard slop poster over there.
>>2381735Isn't that Finemos bodyguard?
>>2381733No, see the litterboxhttps://litter.catbox.moe/joephvfwocldn463.png
>>2381725The real life aston machan died extremely young and thus was quickly forgotten by the keiba audience due to the rising popularity of vodka and daiwa scarletIn machan's career after the point where her real life self died, she starts feeling suicidal, begins fading from everyone's memories, and starts fading away as her existence is being erased
>>2381619BASED
>>2381737Is finemos bodyguard playable? I want a james bond wanna be uma that I can bond burger
Machan looks way bigger than Daiwa while having B83, just to show how useless that measure is
>>2381744Probably not, personally I want to see Finemo's sister, because if her career is anything to go by, the 1997 Japan Cup Incident DID happen and she sounds very unhinged over the phone
>>2381747Machan pads her chest
>>2381747B86 sorry
>>2381747Size changes quite a few thing, that's why Marcy, Inari and Rob Roy have Creek-tier cup despite having must smaller bust
>>2381753anything above C is a cow and not a horse
>>2381741I find it kinda interesting how in the uma musume universe despite being given a second chance, a lot of horses still end up relieving the darkest parts of their life, suzuka dreams about her death and Iirc experiences it symbolically, the universe is trying to erase machan from existence, K.S miracle falls into a coma in the race where he was euthanized. It just makes me wonder about how fate works in the umaverse
>>2381747Machan is short as fuck no?
>>2381747Scarlet is around 4 inches taller
>>2381753Everyone below C is a boyfaggot horse
>>2381755I would say above D cup, and even then out of F cup only Ryan and Fujin feel like cows
Do owners approve of the horror aspects in some uma's careers?
>>2381763Sexiest MARE of her generation is B cup, I'll have you know
>>2381741In-game Machan was specifically requested by her owner Mayumi Tosa who's college nickname Machan is where the horse's name comes from. Mayumi loved Machan so much that she herself approached Cygames, rather than the other way around as with most other uma, to get her added to the game so that she would never be forgotten and directly helped with designing and writing her story.So please remember Machan!
>>2381753Burying my face in ny wife's Winning Tickets
>>2381762i've got 4 inches for scarlet
>>2381766Those are few and far between, but concerning Machan, her owner had a big hand making her career the way it is
>>2381748>the 1997 Japan Cup Incident DID happen>fines sister got so wet at seeing air groove she accidentally won a race by chasing her down and trying to rape herI really wanna see that race in game.
>>2381753Amazon doesn't look at big but she's always in her school uniform due to being stuck in fun police position.
>>2381776I mean, how else do you explain Groove avoiding her as much as possible?
>>2381753>Curren has E cupssexoooooooo!
>>2381766Im like 99% sure the career mode has to be approved by a horse owner. I figure the reason old man kaneko still hasn't given the rights to his horses is because he refuses to let cygames anthropomorphize his investments into a hot girl that lusts for the player
>>2381696I REALLY enjoy this once card art
>>2381787I find machans perpetual smile expression a bit uncanny desu neigh
Aston Machan is the first uma I think of when it comes to if this entire multimedia project ever had any actual impact. The second being volunteers cleaning up the abandoned grave of Mejiro Ardan.I'm not a religious or spiritual man but I do earnestly believe in the power of legacies and remembrance.There's also like Doto's stable repairs being funded but I'm a bit weary that that train will turn into greed trying to take advantage of donations for things they should already be covering.
>>2381788Think its intentional, there is something eerie about her that you can't really put your finger on
>story Brian never beat a G1 winner (past or future) at a G1 event since story Suzuka won the 1998 Tenno Sho Autumn instead of Offside Trap
Finally, all my aces are finished, I really need to work on these earlier in the future
>>2381791>picrelCM team of Still in Love, Neo Universe, and Aston Machan would be pure Kino
>>2381756>suzuka dreams about her death and Iirc experiences it symbolicallyAfter reading this I just rewatched the final episode of Suzuka's main story and man they did a good job of it. It's very emotional.
>>2381791It's the knowing and wistful smile of someone with the knowledge that things will never work out the way they wanted.
>>2381793FUCK MINE AREN'T FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK2 OF THEM DON'T EVEN HAVE MEDIUM S FUCK YOU LUCKFAG I AM FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED
>>2381789It does make me really happy that this franchise can actually make people appreciate the real life animals who lived and had their own struggle. Going over to /sp/ and seeing the /horse/ guys giddy that people are getting interested in equestrian stuff makes makes me happy
>>2381803You got two hours brometheus CHOP CHOP
>>2381810
>>2381811I don't know if it's worth remaking my Dominator debuffer hybrids to make sure that they have both the Hesitant Pace and Hesitant Front skills.
>>2381766Pretty sure most owners get shown some concepts/ideas and they either give the okay, ask for some changes or give some ideas of their own. I kinda doubt most of them care about the minute details but I assume Cygames is willing to accommodate if necessary>>2381784From what I remember Kaneko sued Koei because Winning Post included his horses without permission. I believe it got dismissed but overall I think he just doesn't want his horses on anything
Phew, that was close. I completely forgot we even had the Carnival event. RIP my carrot jelly
>>2381815yeah, imagine losing by a nose. haha
>>2381709i aman UMATAKER
>>2381803Why did you wait? What were you doing during the previous story event?
>>2381821Fine, I'll do it.
>>2381818>carrot jellyWhat are other usecases for it? Fishing for a highroll in TT?
>>2381810>KICK THAT CHIGGER BITCH OFF THE TRACK
>>2381791This is how she looks like without filters btw
>>2381817maybe im misremembering but i recall that the came to the conclusion that you don't need the rights to use the name or likeness of the horses but cygames still try to get the owners to agree to avoid bad blood between them
>>2381791>selfie is actually in the correct perspectivebretty neat
>>2381756Uma musume is stone ocean's "heaven" but with racehorses, there is some degree of self awareness as seen with stay gold and neo universe, subconsciously knowing their fate allows them to avoid committing the same mistakes they once did and have no fear of the unknown so they can succeed where they're fated to lose
>>2381826No idea, I have like 200 of them because I’ve been hoarding them for something useful ever since release, but that moment hasn’t come yet.
>>2381817When will kaneko die he has too many insanely good horses to not add them
>>2381837It just did.
>>2381837These events are the useful things you're waiting for to clear the shop and maybe buy some sashes you're low on. The monies and SP you get from the races aren't half-bad either.
Are there any currently active irl horses you would like to eventually be added to the game?
>>2381841>>2381840Oh, I guess you’re right, lmao.
>>2381844They're all American so I know they'd never be added.
>>2381844Like a million anon, croix du nord, masquerade ball, danon decile, museum mile, etc
>>2381844Not an active one but still alive so its close enough, I want them to add Just A Way, Golshi has been lonely without proper rivals far too long, closest she has are Jordan and her Grandpa, its time to add irl ones best buddy and first ever japanese horse to become Horse of the Year
>>2381844>>2381847Same. White Abarrio would make a great hag uma.
>>2381844Regaleira, Masquerade Ball and Meisho Tabaru
>>2381857How do people even get into keiba? It's so niche. Like where do you even begin to look for the up and coming names or evaluate which one is good.
>>2381862I've played this game for 5 years anon. You just pick up stuff along the way
>>2381862You watch the races and pick a favorite while slandering whatever horse the frog is riding
>>2381844I want my boy Croix in. Gaia Force too. But there’s so many others for me too list as well
>>2381844Admire Terra
Apologize right now /uma/!
>>2381873He's competing in the Spring Tenno Sho in two weeks. I hope he unhorses his rider again and wins the race.
>Hes not even trying at this point
Update: I finally decided who to get with my 3 star voucher and god is she cute.
>>2381880had sex with tazuna for 1000 shop points, riko crying and pissing on the floor
>>2381884Funniest uma by far
>>2381884Congrats
>>2381884HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2381884I did the same thing a couple of days ago and I'm happy that I did.
>lose all clocks in junior year>get ready to screencap a lost G1s with no retires left to complain about Ryan>she just wins everything from then on>even get nice stats>Pace pinkWhy do pace pinks exist? I'm quite sure it's the most useless spark in the game, you never ever want to convert someone to pace.That said I'm not sure I want to keep grinding for parents, so maybe I just take this. 6* Medium on the grandparents is still nice.
>>2381884Could the real horse do this?
>>2381893Yeah, but only real dacchis would know that
>>2381884
>>2381885Wait, you're telling me Tazuna will have sex with me if my uma wins ten whole races?
>>2381884Absolutely based
MejiroMejiroHikari no michi wo~
>>2381884What do you guys do to make your screenshots look so shitty?
>>2381892You CM13 Pace Maru gwo?
>>2381903You put them near opera and her brightness does the job
>>2381884Smart choice.
>>2381903Basic graphics to spare my computer from burning up
>>2381903Nah, she is just fading away like a spirit ghost in her ult. It's not the screenshot
>>2381908Good art but>off modelYou hurt me....opera has delicious Itty bitty titties
>>2381899Tazuna will have sex with you whether you like it or not
>>2381904I don't even have red Maru.
>>2381919Your pace Seiun Sky?
>>2381919Everyone has red maru dipshit, she came free with your fucking daily legend race
When do we get maru (azul)?
>>2381924After Nishino Flower (Adult) and Gold Ship (Serious)
You should use your 3* voucher on Kawakami Princess
>>2381924Holy shit I didn't know that Maru had a third alt
>>2381903Is there an option to replay the gacha animation again? I swear there was one
>>2381921Embarrassing post
>>2381921I started with the Kita banner.
>>2381921Maruzensky is not on daily legend race
>>2381928If I luck out and get every uma I want between now and the next selector I probably will.
>>2381931Its just their ult animations, really
>>2381929Maru has a second alt?
>>2381928I did my first career with her today and her eyes kept putting me off. Like why does she have cat eyes?
>>2381931It should be in your archive when selecting an uma
>>2381931Archive, Trainers Notes, Videos
>>2381921this nigga wasted his three-star voucher on metaslaving
>>2381933With this super lucky 7, I bless you with a winning plat and a red maru coming right up!!!!
>>2381931>archive>uma>videos>scout
>>2381927Damn I would rather have Nishino Flower(bikini) or Nishino Flower(maid)
>>2381940that's the sexiest part about her
>>2381944>not a 7>but dubsWhat do we do? Does this count
>>2381884I love this bird like you wouldn't believe
>>2381942>>2381945nta but its the first time I heard of thisHow long was it there?
>>2381944>44>death doublesIf I don't get plat I will personally hunt down fukuniggers to extinction.
>>23819484 is the unlucky number, and there's two of them. The entire thread just got doomed to get to Group A round 2 only to drop out without a single win.
>>2381951>fukucide 2LETS FUCKING GO
>>2381952Bet you can't get a dubs 77.
>>2381951We couldn't kill them off after the Doto purges. We'll never be free from their Gypsie curses.
>>2381958If curren can genocide teiobros, the fuku problem can be exterminated
>>2381947Her forehead is sexier
>>2381964>If curren can genocide teiobrosshe most certainly can't
Fuku is our greatest ally, stop bullying her.
>>2381950Since release
>>2381958I spared one fukuling during the Doto purges because I actually got my Doto in one tenner.
>>2381945>>2381942>>2381903Thanks, I found it. And nope, the screenshots always look the same. Opera just looks weird in her own animation, I guess. She looks fine in her OG animation tho
>>2381971Matikane-feelin-the-heat-now will only feel the heat of the incinerator
>>2380572Holy mother of Titmog, how is $FUJIN looking after this utter victory over one of the biggest established cows?
Fuku can cannonically kill Seiunlets
>Uma naked Dick>Is a mareHuh?
>>2381980I will pull for the titcow wagie, her kit looks good and she looks fun. NANOBROS WW@
>>2381985sexiest mare at that
>>2381978Opera is just super chopped
>>2381985>Uma naked DickDo NOT google
>>2381985>My girlfriend? Yeah her name is Brian/Ryan/Cock BallLMAO
>>2381993That's MISTER Cock Ball to you homo
>>2381993Mr Craves Burgers*
>>2381950Since release, you can also find their epithets there. Take a look, each Uma has unique ones.
>>2381986I LOVE THIS WAGIERAAAAAAH
Uma sex wouldn't actually good btw, real life horses cum instantly iirc because they're prey animals. You'd stick it in and she'd be done and need after care
>>2381996>Another fattened by Taiki's advancesSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>2381999We need to be better than falkeks and make her a q/v/een
>>2381996Her name is Mr Chris Brown
>>2382001>and need after careAfter-nut cuddling and nuzzling is the best part!
>>2381985i mean, just look at herhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13722900
With the beginning of the end of her reign being today, say something nice about your two-time Q/v/een Maruzensky!
>>2382001>because they're prey animalsMaybe im just a retarded uneducated burger but what does that have to do with anything
>>2382017She has damn good music taste, i loved the retro recs posted
>>2382017Top 1 wartime leader ever, operation hot summer girl was an amazing success
>>2382001
>>2381996CB is so pretty. I can't wait.
>>2382017We're only going to have soulless queens during mant, aren't we?
>>2382017Poor maruzensky got FUCKED twice in her reigns, first with the balance patch and Onige stealing her thunder, then with the umacaust. Forever a GOAT
>>2382017honorable war veteran. Fully deserves the double crown unlike t*iki
>>2382023I dunno, are you a bad enough dude to crown your oshi queen?
>>2382017More exciting than I expected, she will be missed. She fucking sucks ass at puzzles
>>2382028Not during mant. She has mile E.
>>2382017Founding mother of /vm/a funnily enough, now its time for someone else to take the reigns, someone to surpass her
>>2382025Burgerbroken.
>>2382017The war ended up better than I expected, she was a good leader in the worst times for this community. Does anyone have that drawfag piece of her in the bunker?
>>2382021All this is telling me is that stallions would be horrible but mares wouldn't be
>>2382011Man, shame about 20% guts 10% wit
>>2382030>Maru puzzle>70% hair, 20% skin
>>2382036Tis in the first thread, hopefully I can deliver one maru shitpost before the stakes.
>>2382032Chiyo's sideboob is so erotic.>>2382036Ask and ye shall receive.
3 MINUTES GET READY
>>2382037Did you want to stick it in a stallion in that post?
>>2382047Bro we're an hour out
>>2382017Lots of change during it. If my wrist wasn't useless I'd have doodled her in McArthur's get up.
>>2382044Its such a simple drawing but the stupid ass puzzle and dead teio always make me chuckle
>>2382047it's LATE SPRING how are you still affected
>>2382017IN THIS HOUSE, MARUZENSKY IS A SAINT
>>2382044this drawing looks like a certain flash game i dont know the name of
>>2382050I hate summer time
>>2382047Not looking good for MAKWEEN
>>2382056Where can I find more of these melty gifs
>>2382023Xoguri would unironically be soul, because it would be so fucking bad it turns around to being soul
a bit of a continuation of my yesterdays Career dump, since ive just got this one
>>2382044Did we lose?
>>2382066Noppers
>>2382056Bro it's SPRING it's been a month and a half.
>>2382017She brought us to this board, which was promised to us three thousand years ago.
>>2382063I will field her in the stakes just to dunk on Job-ber.
Get ready to sail faggots. 1 hour to say goodbye to your trainees before we face the abyss
>>2382017Maruzen is extremely cute and her second reign was much better than the first aside from the purgeI used to consider her the second worst queen, but she's definitely moved up a spot or two on my list now
>>2382065In a way, its not that different from Biko pretending to be Carrot Ranger, really
>>2382079the 7 stages of CM begin anew
>>2382072>there just so happened to be a board called /vm/a where we have free range to have our threads without any punishment>Somehow people don't believe in our lord and savior /V/masus
>>2382075>Job-ber.Rude
>>2382081The difference is Yaeno can actually throw a punch.
>>2382084>Always number 2>Never number 1Is dober the sham of /v/ma?
>>2382087More like the SHAGGED of /v/ma
>>2381844MY FUCKING GOAT LOVCEN
>>2382083Uhhhh actually, wouldn't we be the diaspora and /v/ is the holy land
>>2382065>seething so much you become waterKino, she fits /v/ to a tee
>1 hour left>you will get tired of seeing these bootsAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2382094The only holy thing about /v/ was the rivals we met who are now lost may one day we run again w and dd wherever you all are!
>>2382068Getting kicked out of /v/ sounds like a loss :(. Maybe we can make a follow-up to this too?
>>2382103The umacaust
>>2382103>he doesn't know that this is all part of the offensive strategyTrain wit
>the /v/ews
>>2382103having to send deathsquads to instantly kill every thread and ban every poster is the funniest fucking way of getting exiled
For the triple crown race, the shopsuki sho, is there a definitive price for this card? I know that he said he didn't account for it but maybe there was some clarification that I missed. I've been treating it as a $1 and I don't want to be bricked if that's not that case.
>>23821091 dollar
>>2382109>asshair shakurshould give you a dollar instead, two if wit
>>2382107In a way, is its own honor to be even more cracked down than PM even was
>>2382118it's a welfare speed with 50 priority and spurt, it would have been in every single deck if it was released during URA
Ready for group b finals your honor
>Yaeno Muteki is this much of a rage addict>She is somehow not considered a 4chan /v/ uma like 4ine Mochan or 4chan Shakur
>>2382126>all those heartsManwhore
>>2382127Aren't 4chan Shakur and 4ine Mochan roommates? That could be part of it
>>2382109The secret tech for the shopsuki sho is the $1 SSR Vodka power card.
>>2382131Air Shakur's roommate is famously Doto
>>2382127That's the guy from the fnf mod right
>>2382127Well no one cared from her until NOW that she is out and we know what she's all about
>>2382127She actually disliked the fact that her fiery personality pushed people away, hence she tries to control her anger.Shes actually into being praised
>>2382134Oh right I forget, Shakur and Fine are always together in game. Its like Tachyon and Cafe
>>2382137would she go weak in her knees if you eat her out?
>>2382127You boys remember project hate machine?
>>2382129Those are my medium CM stickers. My alpha Brian already marked me as her omega so I would never cheat on her!
>>2382134I actually know that because of this pic!
>>2382145If there are as many uncs as they claim they should
>>2382148Shakur looks extremely cute in that first frame
>>2382137>Anger issues>Thinks she is pushing everyone awayWow she is literally me
>>2382126hellakami satancess
>>2382133You're right, that's insanely good value but I can't fit it into my build
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-UMA!UMA IN AMERICA!
>>2382163How do her sunglasses not fall off?
>>2382169Tape
>>2382163dumb fucking newma bitch
>>2382171I care about that gif tho
>do 1 run for a Muteki Ace>picrelwoah... so this is the power of martial arts?
>>2382171Sorry bro you're gonna have to go to /uma/, we love yanko here.
>>2382109I was too lazy to change it. If I wasn't being lazy, it'd be $2 since it seems okay enough, I'm actually using it myself.
>People don't remember project hate machineIt's ogre, uncs are washed
We love newmas here.
>>2382146look everyone there's a femanon here
>>2382179/uma/ loves yanko too
>>2382163my Yanko looks weird
>>2382191When did spe get allat
>>2382191Special Week would be more popular if she dressed like this.
>>2382056Whose animation even is this originally? Sweepy?
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER I'M STARVING FOR BLUBBER! OPEN THE GATES ALREADY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>2382191SOVL>>2382163soulless
>>2382191This fixed spe
>>2382191Is this the fabled bigger sluttier?
>>2382197>STARVING FOR BLUBBERWe know, Akebono
>>2382201Who else could it be than the bigger uma?
>>2382191Wow
>>2382163WATASHI WA SUUUUPA SUUUUPA SUUUUPA HEEERO MITAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaIII
>>2382203This fucking image always cracks me up kek
>>2382203THE BULLDOZER
>>2382203
7 minutes until I find out just how much I failed my Umawife...
epithet rarities make no sense
EVERYBODY U U U U U U U EVERYBODY U U U U WOOOOOooooo
I didn't manage to get Hesitant Front Runners on my debuffers. Surely I don't really need to worry about front runners...
Aye, ready for Group B
>>2382215bwo what happened to her wit??
So how many xmas oguris are we going to see in the first two days?
>>2382217dunno>>2382218at least several
>>2382206For me? It’s the one where her mom stops sending her carrots.
Getting friendship up to rainbow level for the first summer is so fucking difficult in MANT
Good luck in the slaughter bros
The Pequod awaits. Let the hunt begin!
ITS SO OVER
IT'S TIME, GOOD LUCK TO EVERY ANON ON THE SEVEN SEAS, SHIRAOKI-SAMA KNOWS WE ARE GOING TO NEED IT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz6O1hLZl6s
I'M NOT READY
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO to get raped because I have 0 meta umas
Give em hell faggots, good luck
DO NOT QUEUE
>first race>only I have xoguriLooking.. good?
RIVAL SPOTTED ON THE FIRST RACE
This will be easy clap
Holy oinkers
Huh???
>starting off with a podium sweepYup yup, it's looking good!
Lost my first race to a Seiun that hit a gold speed, Radiant Star, and A&S all at the game timewhat a fucking joke
>Double NatieWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>2382242Jesus fucking Christ
>first room was a SOUL roomIt’s all downhill from here isn’t it?
>>2382249>it will be nothing but xoguri, smaru and vbourbon they said
>bad mood 4 races in a row in 2 of my acesACK
HOLY SOVLHis Ryan and Ardan destroyed me.
>2/3 Uh oh.
>>2382242
>keep losing to the xog by a noseHoly shit
>>2382256Based STARASTERSTARchad
>>2382252entered my first two rooms, both had Xogs and 2 dominators
>1-4>only won the only room without a XoguriNOT LOOKING GOOD
>0/5oh noI'm gonna have to ticket XOguri at this rate.
>2W3LI'm gonna get so fucking raped
>>2382242a front without an overtake ult winning is soul though
>>2382242I think I'll stay on shore for a bit longer.
Nice one, BEEmapyoiper.... the xog is strong
SHE'S ON THE BOARD
OGURISLOP
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, RUN WHILST YOU STILL CAN
>2nd>2nd>1st>2nd>2ndMy butthole hurts
CAN MY POOR FRONT RUNNERS STOP HAVING BAD MOODS
>lost to much worse coguri due to dominator debuffsOh fuck this
>opponent's Xoguri has Corner Recovery, Straightaway Recovery, and Shake It Out as her heals>their Festive Miracle triggers in midrace
This on /v/ would've been way faster, I miss /v/ :( we are dying
I HATE XOGGERS, also I keep getting bad moods holy shit
I'm happy my wife is winning, but jesus fucking christ I had better hopes even though it was only the first round. I'll wait until tomorrow morning to do the rest, I'm not strong enough to fish amongst the whales.
>>2382280Shut the fuck up already faggot im playing the game
>first race>Buono ate two whaleslol okay
>>2382280Stfu
I only found 1 Xoguri that had really bad Wit, but I did find a shit ton of Neichas and Dominator End Tachyons.I'm guessing they will be gone for round 2 and finals is going to be a nightmare.I'm just going to job on purpose now so those people get into round 2
>BAD MOOD AFTER BAD MOOD AFTER BAD MOODOh man
>>2382280concerniggers will get raped by hundreds of thousands of ojisans so I'd stop if I were you
>saw someone running the old meta Taurus team>well let’s see what he’s got cooked up>What was he thinking?
That was harder than I expected holy shit
>>2382295the comps in round 1 are hillarious
>>2382295>doxxing fourth-rates
THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING DEBUFFERS MY GOD JUST BUILD ACES YOU PUSSIES
I hate this fucking game
I'm simply not entering the CM.
>first ticket>at least 1 guy is running Xoguri + 2 dominatorIf it goes on like this, I'm gonna sell my soul even harder...
I'm scared of B finals, I have a feeling that's where all the double dominators are going to end up who I didn't prepare anything for.
Xogurisisters....our response?
>>2382307Post your 5-0
All my best Aces don't have Medium S, I have never been raped by RNG this hard on CM, do I have to redo them all again? Please I need actual unironic tips
>>2382303>that girl Gran is running in the mile championship>I better keep my ass in Tokyo>or I'm finished !!
>>2382310Medium S is mandatory we've been saying this for a month now
>>2382310A-anon? What happened to your MANT parents?
>>2382313>So called "Mandatory Distance S" when Mandatory Overtime shows up:
>>2382309
Well, that was easy. Two wins by Brian, two by XOguri, and one by Rudolf
what are you doing here
>>2382310Just put 15 medium sparks on XOG and Grass
>>2382316I don't even need to ask if this was made by a spic, they're the only ones that do this tracekino
>>2382319HOEH
>>2382319Wait isn't that falco from /here/?
19-1. So close to perfection.
>>2382325There's more than 1 UG falcon in global
>>2382319Absolutely brutal mogging
Comrades... are we the hunters? Or did we become the leviathans without noticing?https://litter.catbox.moe/5nh2ki.png
>>2382329>1-19
>>2382329THE WEIGHT OF THE FRANCHISE
Pequod theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZdvW6BBkc
>>2382330I know they exist, but surely more than one person isn't insane enough to run her this CM?
IF YOU USED XOGURIyou still beat the game but Im judging
Holy shit, I forgot to screenshot but I saw an all mejiro team with a roided out UG ardan
rare uma spotted
>>2382329Whats the win distribution of your aces?
Almost soulless, but I'm happy that Tama can win. Maybe I don't need to use 2 dominators.
>2-3>"Oh shit this is rough, I might not even make it to Group A at this rate">Scarlet locks the fuck in and wins 5 in a rowHELL YEAH, THAT'S MY FUARKING NUMBER ONE UMAMUSUME RIGHT THERE
Bro
terrifying
>>2382315They don't give PINK MEDIUM PROCS, THEY ONLY DO IT WHEN THE RUN IS DOGSHIT
>>2382350AutoselectGOD
BAKUSHINING STAR
>0-5>XOguris and Valentines Bourbons in every roomYeah, I'll wait until later.
>>2382350please say it's Open League
>pace ryan and neichawhat was this neigha cooking?
>>2382357what the FUCK
>>2382315MANT Affinity helps. It is absolutely not a guaranteed pink spark.
>>2382357Now THIS is a true first-rate!
>>2382319different one
>>2382361a podium
>>2382359>A+>Open league
Every time this animation plays, the sound/rythm of the rope hitting the floor makes me hear "Make Love" by Daft Punk.6-14 still going to Group A somehow, I did zero prep and only 2 xOguri runs a couple weeks ago and otherwise just using TT umas. This will be my last CM for the forseeable future so it would be really funny to luckshit a win here.
Are we the bad guys?
>50% win rateThat is the lowest my winrate has EVER been, not looking good. At least im making it to round 2 easily
>>2382372Only if those Naties aren't stinky.
>>2382370Didn't they change it or is it after this CM?
>>2382372to taste defeat and rise above it is the first step for these young trainers
>>2382375After
>Pace down mode sends my uma from second to middle of the packAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your hunts are going well....right anon?
Rudolf, you're meant to be the debuffer for my Fuji...Only 2 losses were to non-XOguris (Ayabe and Taishin) and only 2/20 races didn't have XOguris in them.
>XOguri eating her DUST in the backgroundkino....
>umamusume is xoguri ga-
>>2382380>2/3>2/3I'm going to kill myself
>>2382383KEKAROO
>>2382383That's fucking disgusting
We made it!
You know im (relatively) happy with my win rate since im not using Xog, but holy shit. The amount of times i got 2nd by a head or nose to the xog is infuriating
>>2382382kek I got one of those as well. How's your Kawakami performing?
Why do you hate her?
>dont have xoguri so running 3 fronts instead>beat a majority of Xoguris I ran into>the other half of the lobbys were 6 fronts and got jobbed super hard by themwhat the fuck
what did he mean by this?https://litter.catbox.moe/4y73r1to6uzjdvfh.png
>>2382395This is the funniest shit ever
>>2382372I am making my umas fail on purpose so 4th rate trainers can make it to round 2.
>>2382347Rudolf picks up the races xmas is off.
Yep, it might just be the end of the line for me as a trainer.
half of these lobbies are frontlesswhat the fuck is going on
>>2382400>CakeKEK
>crushing a soulful teamI am sorry, little one.
>>238239380% top 2 and 90% top 3 is pretty good, I thinkonly time she didn't make top 3 was bullshit pace down mechanics
>>2382394I don't, she's just bland. I hate the meta slaves who only use her because they want to be OP.
>>2382397He trusts in Shiraoki too much
>>2382401That's utterly umazing for that team comp
>>2382394she won't fuck me
humu humu, thanks for the win
>>2382405Very nice. Whenever I see her I can always hear that "Eh eeeeh!" voice line of hers in my head.
>>2382380I brought SOVL instead of XOG because it's the first round and I felt bad. Even though my XOG is nothing special.Still Dober is winning everything or losing by like a head against UGs. Looking kinda good(will get rushed in finals btw)
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE LOSING TO LATE GAMBLERS EVERY TIME WHILE MINES EAT SHIT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RACE
I'm gonna have to remake some of my aces......
lmao
I'm tired brosI wish they could skip to Round 2 directly because I know I'm going to Group B
@umagrok is he cooking or nah?
>>2382417Dober is a fucking demon she scares me as much as the xog
>>2382402Why does this surprise you? Fronts are largely just NSM fodder for XOguri
>>2382400I'm guessing both rudolf and grass are dominators
/v/ma won!I'm SO fucking dead.
>opponent teams are both pace XOguri and double front>my SOVLFUL 3 late team stay in 9th-7th the entire race as they can't get to 6th and get off any accelsI genuinely want these metafaggots to fucking die IRL
>>2382423Nigga is reusing his longslop ace
>>2382418The only late I saw win today was my own Digitan.Every other late was just a Dominatorbot that ended up in the bottom half.
>>2382425this is not true lol
>>2382417nishino win rate?
>>2382429>medium S>long A>career done on 10th of aprilThis is his honest 2000m firm ace aparently.
Sorry anon....I ate your plat...
>>23824320%Whenever she would have won it was taken by Dober instead
>Made it to A round 2 in my second ticket>send my oshi in to see if she can steal at least one win>during last 3 races I realize i sent the wrong uma>She still managed to defeat a single Xoguri by being the lucky paceDamn, I might be retarded to only realize after 7 races but at least the did her best
>>2382408Some of those were just free farm though. I might miss finals altogether by going 0/40 in round 2 which horrifies me.
>>2382428Imagine if they didn't have access to sloptubers telling them what to do.
Post a 5-0 without Xoguri Pro tip: you can't, she's absurdly busted
>>2382431Well built double and triple fronts can contest her, but they're rare because most people aren't running fronts in general, and if you were thinking of running a solo front, you can't reasonably hope for another one in the lobby to help push since everyone is running XOguri + Lates or other backliners.
>El Ballena Pasa gets lucky pacer AND his super lucky seven triggeredI was so close to the haul of the century...
>He called xoguri a gaslight boogeymanLMAO
>>2382385>>2382389I actually put way more effort into Bourbon and wish she could get some wins, but the lack of TtL means she never gets early 1st and then fails to permanently overtake despite near infinitely many speed skills because I guess going outside is just that much extra distance.
>>2382448>losing with XOgurishameful
4 in 5 matches are X.Oguri wins. Wtf,
We can probably have 2 threads today right? I remember someone saying that for major events
>>2382451Lack of TTL hasn't proved to be a problem for my clanker, I think your smaru is just way too good lmao
>>2382454No one will care
>>2382454I asked Shiraoki and she said no.
King Halo is off the team.Sick of her outshining my fuarking PRINCESS
2/33/25/02/3Front lobbies fucking horrify me because I'm 2 front + Oguri, my fronts are good but not great and Oguri pushing through from like position 7 doesn't work out a lot of the time.Yet switching to dominators might not be ideal either because there's a chance she still can't close the gap if the doms don't hit fronts which gives them A&S
the best way to gitgud at drawing is to set a deadline for whatever you're drawing, procastinating during 90% of the free time you have to draw it and then rush it a few days before said deadline, results guaranteed!
>booster fuji wins>seiun fails to leapfrog her>oguri picking her butt in the rear
>>2382453NOT SO FAST!
Out of 20 races, in 14 there were at least 1 Xoguri, and all had at least 1 debuffer(either dom or stam). Round 2 is gonna be a bloodbath
ANON TAKE MY HAND, OTHERWISE YOU'LL NEVER WIN PLAT
>>2382444See>>2382317>>2382349
>>2382468Round 2 will be talked about for generations and will shake global to its core
reminder
>>2382467DOBER LOVE
>>2382444>Post a 5-0 without XoguriHere: >>2382290
What the FUCK is going on
>>2382468Lucky. 18 of my races had at least 1 XOguri.
Not looking good at all, I am 100% the worst trainer on /v/ I am constantly embarrassed by sharing a seat among you, Medium S raped me, I am a failure
>>2382478HER FUCKING TIME
>2/3>2/3>4/1>4/1
>>2382451Something similar happened to me with Seiun, the only good run ended up without TTL and the Daisca I made in two attempts ended up being better in stats and because of having both gw and ttl, usually end ups cucking Seiun of A&S
oh fug its timei'm not ready...
>>2382478it will be neither of these, the most unexpected queen
>>2382478BOUR-BOOON
I pulled off a Daiwa Rocket, so this CM has been a success <3 Scarlet
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM A USELESS JOBBER GETTING MOLESTED BY OGURIwhich uma am i?
>>2382478I'm still praying for Digitan queen.Same as every other stakes.
>>2382478>frilly design>frilly design>frilly desingAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE HAVE MERCY
>>2382495Yaeno Muteki
SHE FINALLY GOT A WINAND IT'S A SWEEP, TOOBourbon is so fucking cute bros.
>>2382500This is the soulful version of metafagging
>>2382498Just draw them in a bikini or naked bwo what are you doing
>>2382481Is that a seven front room?
>>2382498>He didn't do his frills repsOh NO NO NO /beg/ bros
BAH GAWD ITS OGURI CAP WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>2382464Kinda true, when I give myself deadlines like for a CM shitpost or responding as fast as possible to an anon I end up doing way better than when I try to do a study or try something challenging, but sometimes it can make the drawing come out rushed and kinda goofy looking
>countless hours and countless runs to make my wife win just so she can have a worse winrate than the ace I one and done'dI hate this game. What's the fucking point if she doesn't win?
Yup yup, the oshi picks are performing better than my meta picks. Not much better, but they are winning at least.
>>23825067 Front 2 Pace
>a terrifying presence has entered the room
>>2382512COOK THAT FRAUDCON SUZUQUEEN
>>2382512FALKEKS DON'T LOOK
>>2382511A single Yaeno win is worth 20 XOguri or VBourbon wins, based and OSUpilled
>>2382428fronts are soul
ATTENTION ALL XOGURI TRAINERSREPORT TO YOUR MANDATORY IDF TRAINING
>>2382512>7 front 2 paceI fear for the finals. I fucking hate front rooms. I hate fronts so much that I have to bring my own fronts which only increases the chance of a front room but bringing dominators is worse
>>2382494And everyone contributed to getting us into A on the first ticket.
I HATE OBESITY
>>2382512
>>2382512S-S-S-SUZUKA SAMA PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS TROPHY YOU ALREADY WON AQUARIUS AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME CURREN CHAN
>>2382512SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN...
I just got off work, good time to queue?
>>2382524>triple frontAnd when I suggested it I got laughed at a month ago, good shit anon
>>2382531Nigga do not go in
>doxxing yourselfthat's my der/v/ro
>>238253180% of rooms have two xoguri rapíng your mouth and 4 dominators raping your asshole at once, the remaining 20% have two poor sods with their A+ umas doing their first CM.
>80% winrate, my highest since Cancer, without any of the meta trinityWhat the fuck is going on here? I get that it's round 1 and all, but my fronts (Scarlet and Seiun) have been BTFOing SS and UG Oguris left and right. I got TWO 5-0s today when normally I'm lucky to get one throughout an entire CMIs the universe just finally compensating for my rotten luck in almost every previous CM? I don't understand
Butt status?
does der/v/ really?
>tfw mirror matchhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=7RqD2ClRUEc
>>2382546Pretty good day 1, I think people are underestimating the power of late gamblers even if it's not as consistent as XOguri/Fronts. Brian has been scary as fuck when she's not so far ahead during the midrace that she doesn't start the Pump/MPB/NSM rape train
Any time after the first hour is the same for queueing.
>>2382545The power of LOVE
Say what you want about metafagging, but I love fronts too much.
>>2382545if they create enough distance Xoguri can't catch up, you also mess up their Killer tunes and head on procs
>>2382545Vodka would have at least an 85% WR just saying
>>2382532Theres never been a poin in the history if this game where triple front was bad
>>2382545I'm pretty sure triple fronts is just the strongest team comp outside of COguri and even with COguri, catching up to a front gap isn't always free, especially if they proc A&S before the overtake.
>>2382545Doomers were wrong about mediumkino again. Many such cases.
So far, my XOguri has had no trouble activating Killer Tunes, even in rooms with five fronts. The fronts that aren’t in the top three tend to fall apart, so I don’t regret going for Killer Tunes over NSM. Top <5 is extremely generous.
>>2382566>Lolfrontwins>Kino
CERTIFIED FIRST RATES WHO DIDN'T USE XOG REPORT
I hate this CM and this game and this place, I will probably not play again after this
>>2382545Daiwa is unironically really strong and I am spooped a bit by her
>>2382568That's right. This is a fucking LOVECEN board btw
>>2382571daring today aren't we
>he needs the big 3 to win
>>2382569Beep boop. Bourbon victory imminent.
>>2382567Yea, I swapped from my worse XOguri with Corner Recovery to one with Preferred Position as it's major weakness since I'm less worried about not proc'ing it after seeing the competition.
>Made a UG1 Sky.>Didn't field another front.What did he mean by this?
>>2382569DOBERCHADS WE ARE FUCKING THRIVING
>>2382580Whaleoids do not know how to play
>>2382569I wish I was first rate, I am dying.
>>2382580Statniggers just see big numbers and assume they'll win.
>>2382569I copy!
>>2382575Lovcen got lucky pace though
Easy as PISS CM, not even using the xog.
>>2382569My Rudolf hybrid is outperforming my Fuji ace. It wasn't meant to be this way...
If you used dominator you're soulless. A true first rate wins without them
>>2382576I don't belong here anymore
WHEN I SAY MEDIUM YOU SAY KINOMEDIUM
>>2382596Which Fuji?
>>2382597Well good thing I'm a third rate trainer with a fourth rate deck. My hybrid dominators have even gotten second and third place sometimes!
>>2382569I'm pissed off the King Halo I made in 1 run is outperforming the Kawakami I spent 30+ trying to perfect. But I tried a run without King and she performed even worse without her there.
>>2382598see you next week
>>2382597The only way to fight meta is dominator
>race 1>triple late startgood lord...
>Bourbon actually takes the lead from the start>She and SMaru have a good distance to Xoguri who is in 3rd>3rd corner>Xoguri failed multiple witchecks and can't ult>Bourbon fails the Angling witcheck>loseMy winrate tanked towards the end, surely tomorrow will be better.I've half a mind to just remove the Xogger and use a Dominator instead.>>2382599I'll say KINO after I figure out how to make Bourbon win more.
>>2382607AUNTIE STILL GOT IT
test
Now /vm/a what did we learn?
>>2382607>Big 3 of soulless>Barely 55% winrateNIGGER
>>2382611I don't need oguri to win and I can be a true first rate
>>2382611The front meta is the worst thing to ever exist.
>>2382427>MutekiGODI kneel.
What do your guys Seiuns look like, mine keeps jobbing...
>>2382569I have 2 dominators + oshi Does that count
>>2382611mediumslop SUCKS
>>2382611Assrape John Saigeimusu until he stops releasing busted umas.
>>2382611I fucking love champions meeting
>>2382611I am still a bad toreena.
>>2382611Your tits are underrated.
>>2382280>it's trueNo...
>>2382605Anon, Oguri and two dominators IS the meta.
>>2382611Dober is the GOAT mejiro
>>2382611it's all gambling, 60% WR, if i win cool, if i don't that's okay, next CM will be way better
>>2382611BEHEAD METAFAGGOTS, MY OSHI CAN BLEED. THE WHALES CAN BLEED
>why was this oguri so much faster than mine?>firm course menace, right-handed, spring runner
>>2382569I'm definitely not a first rate.>0-5>0-5Then I swapped Dober for Yaeno and the SS Bourbon for the S+ Bourbon>1-4 (Brian won the lottery)>3-2 (weak lobbies for 2 wins, clutched out the 3rd win) S+ Bourbon has also consistently placed better overall than my SS one.
>>2382611We're /v/ma (pronounced /BEE/ma).
ah yes the ever meta Oguri does it again!
>>2382600Even my hybrid Tachyon got a few wins...
>>2382632>mfw I misclicked and missed a Chiyo event that gave Spring Runner on my aceHaha I'm sure that won't bite me in the ass....
>>2382611Falcon keeps jobbing and Curren WON
>>2382635Your fat fuck looks sick bro....did you feed her?
>>2382636The Emperor protects!
>>2382625What site is that from? Could i get a link?
ENTER QUEEN #9
Do you think Oguri still wears the thong in her Xmas outfit?
>>2382641She's an absolute beast. Her ulti is so damn good.
>>2382642Its data scrapped from hakuraku, pretty sure its on uma.guide
>>2382611Debuffers are a weapon of mass destruction and a war crime invented by oy neigh as to gain an advantage in their current special umilitary operation against der/v/ which keep causing mass civilian casualty events outside of the conflict zone, yet for some reason the mejiros will never point this fact out.
>>2382640no food until she gets some more damn wins
>>2382642https://hakuraku.moe/umalogsIt's the room matches beforehand and not the CM itself, so it'll inherently be sweatier since only fellow sweats are running the mod and doing room matches
>>2382644She wears no pantsu, that's the present
>>2382643#9 was Silence Suzume
>>2382625He was responding to people using dominator to beat OguriNot Oguri+dominator
Make a new thread
>>2382646>>2382651Thank you!
Think I caught one, captain.https://litter.catbox.moe/2zlgl0.png
>>2382643ENTERQUEEN #11
>>2382656use catbox
>>2382611I am nowhere near as strong as I expected, people here are sweaty as fuck
>>2382659-70 PR for anus fujin
Baking?
>>2382660Its CM night faggot
I'm a fucking idiot
Yeah, I don't even know what's wrong with my building. I don't know how she gets outsped in the late race. I can get not catching up, but others catch up to her and sometimes she just stops mid-running despite being faster. I don't know what to do anymore. The rest have medium A so I can't replace her either.https://litter.catbox.moe/r4y64v4xrdym4kei.png
>>2382664She's fully clothed and just working and being a wageslave bro. Get your mind out of the gutter
>>2382611Not boarding a pequod remains a smart choice
>dedicate most runs to oshi>best run turns out weaker than a parent run and a singular fillerthis rng shit is poopy
>>2382667But it's still day
>>2382670WHO TAUGHT THIS TOREINA
>>2382666I can bake in 300 seconds unless someone else wants to do it
>>2382664Anon, that's her actual casual outfithttps://litter.catbox.moe/suxkex.webp
>>2382670Might be a problem of not having enough wit.
>>2382611Inspirations being needed for S aptitude is the worst mechanic in the game.Fronts are better than the xogger.Dominator is a meme.
>>2382678Make sure the OP is oguri cap (christian)
>>2382675Who cares, retard? We aren't limited to 1 thread/day
What are the pacing mechanics, my pace chaser keeps dropping behind others even with higher stats
>>2382670You have very little midrace no wonder your midrace is weak.
>>2382670You have too few mid-race skills. My witlet Teio can catch up just fine unless the pace down is harsh
>>2382633Stop running single fronts, you are just making XOguri stronger since it's a free NSM proc. If you're not running double/triple front to try and edge her out and win before she can catch up, you want to run backliners and hope she wins lucky Pace to give no target for NSM while you get to do it off the other Paces on your Late gamblers
https://files.catbox.moe/ga863q.pngThey've been wishing me a happy birthday for several days now is this normal?
>>2382688Skills and stats? Might be pace down mode
>>2382688you lack mid race skills maybe
>>2382692Yeah they do it for like a week.
>>2382692You have a week-long grace period for birthday lines since it's assumed that people will be busy on their actual birthdays.
>>2382670Does she activate NSM?
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OGURI CAPSHE'S WON ME 6 PLATSSHE WILL WIN ME ANOTHER ONE
>>2382692Anon, you're in a shitty Netflix movie about time loops.
>>2382694Not him but my pace has active GW and generally doesn't enter PDM. That's with two fronts though.
>>2382677I mean I have another one with actual mid-race, but she has Medium A so there's no point in running her, she'll just get beat down even worse. This is legitimately the best I managed. The problem I'm having is that even in late race she's losing, when she's in first or close to it. There is zero chance in hell this other Teio outdoes that one.https://litter.catbox.moe/96p8vw0uskjbapom.png
Plats aren't realBattler.png
WHERE THREAD
It is a genuinely harrowing realization that the ONLY reason why triple fronts aren't the best comp is because the track is basically tailored for COguri, and the next CM where she doesn't have an "I win" button will be completely overrun with fronts.
>>2382705Are you THE battler from the hit game OFF and former King of /v/
>>2382616https://litter.catbox.moe/ox9y6fh9s6voogl1.jpgHere's my 35% winrate one. Not pictured: Angling Lvl 5, Barcarole of Blessings, Firm Conditions, Spring Runner (both one circle)Deck was>Wit Bourbon>Wit Marvelous>Wit Tachyon>Creek>Kitasan>NTR (borrowed)all at MLB. Parents were 6* stam 8* power
>>2382692watch the tatami galaxy to figure it out
>x. Oguri, Dominator Grass and TachyonI knew it would be prevalent but fuck dude it's actually demoralizing to get 2,3,4th place against the exact same comp 5 times in a row. If every CM is just gonna be some flavor of this from now on then I'll just stop even trying
>>2382712Would a team of 3 mutated fronts be slop or kino?
>>2382712Don't worry apparently the future of Umamusume is total fronigger death
>>2382717>>2382717>>2382717
>>2382712There will be a billion fronts, and also everyone has access to an accel in Red Shift which is good for Fronts since they normally lack them other then A&S, but the long home stretch straight gives a little more power to backliners to catch up and start dueling to edge them out
>>2382569https://files.catbox.moe/anqabf.pngFor a bunch of degenerate gamblers, we did alright. Round 2 is gonna be when it gets real, so dont get a big head now. Still I was able to end a few XGuris, we’re ready for anything
>>2382659https://litter.catbox.moe/jssiweymjfz0gnf6.pnganyone running her next CM is my nigga
>>2382727>75% winrate>"alright"Fuck you.
>>2382719This is the current CM meta
>>2382691I'll keep it in mind for tomorrow's races.
>>2382748>Turbo as oonige but not SuzukaWhat?
>>2382742Im sure some of my clubmates went 80-90%. I rarely hit those numbers, 75% on Day 1 is good but not great. Will likely drop to 50-60% by the end of it
>>2382742I luckshitted a plat with 25% overall winrate once. Believe in the chances Anon. Believe in the RNG
>>2382761The point of oonige is to help your front and Turbo is better at that than Suzuka
>>2382778this, the important part is getting to finals, from there you're at the mercy of the dice
>>2382700https://litter.catbox.moe/qw658gf1laau0p8c.jpg
>>2382768I expected to do better this CM because I'm metafagging, and now I have a worse round 1 win rate than I did in at least the last 2 CMs where I focused on oshis.You're right that 75% is perfectly achievable with good builds but 90% takes a lot of luck as well.
i was ready to get Group B but my S. Maru is doing way better than I thought and got me into Group A. I guess I've gotta make a better one
Oshiwife spotted!!https://litter.catbox.moe/zevbzvyw4pkuve9b.jpg
>>2382893https://litter.catbox.moe/ptz6bh9nkz3ptkbf.jpgi love the star blossom artstyle
Does anyone here play JP enough to identify a song from a small clip?
>>2382918we've listened to our fair share of JP songs
Xogs. Nothing but Xogs everywhere.
>>2382957https://youtube.com/watch?v=oSkri7nUtFo0:07 is the song I've got a sample of.
>>2383044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PtQJEr-Rs馬鹿。
Fuck, I meant to retire before this happenedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/f1bf3tyqant7kbbj.png
Fuck. My xogger is taking all the wins.
>>2383044Tama-chan has the voice of an angel
