Aries Cup is ALMOST OVER!Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm. The final day, if you want to remake your lineup, better do it nowNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card OR inheritance skill>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train URara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for reference (please replace it with catbox later because it doesn't fucking work.)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbUma musume, hopes, regrets? You know the rules, host rooms and prepare for the next CM!
So, is it umamusume or uma musume?
What are they planning?
>>2396520ウマ娘
>>2396520/Umamusume/
>>2396518In regards to the /v/inning Derby, OP. I think the idea is to either run a Winning Ticket card or Ticket herself, not an inherit
Give it to me straight broes. Am i going to make it?
>>2396528ur bricked bro sorry
>>2396520Horsegirl Beautiful Derby
>>2396520ooma masoomay
>>2396527My bad, didn't think about it
>>2396536Hands down the ugliest horse in the franchise
It's weird that Cygames hasn't leaned harder into the Year of the Horse.
>>2396534We can just fix it next OP
>>2396520To my understanding uma literally means horse, while musume is a girl, so you know
pace maru experiment results:(no groundwork, no fast learner so not an ideal test subject)decent but definitely not worth the effort, no useful innate skills is very limiting, even as a lucky pace she is not particularly dominant
>>2396527There’s three ways to do it. First is be Ticket’s friend (card). Second is have her as a parent or grandparent (buy her unique skill). The third is just being Winning Ticket since she already comes with her skill.
>>2396547Musume is either "daughter" or "young girl." Pick your poison.I'm just asking if we should stylize it without a space or respect the fact they're two words.
>>2396551Officially it's Umamusume. Japs don't know what spaces are.
>>2396518OUR HEROES!!!!.....and air groove
>>2396518>host roomsOk.772600797726007977260079Taurus practice, featuring two Aries fronts because surely they'll survive.
Huh, guess I'm NOT coming back to Carousel for a week
>>2396551Musume is the things monsters are.
Why do we still have a whole day of matchmaking? Its so dumb. Just let me get my plat now
I remember watching the pretty derby anime when it first came out and dropping it very quickly, is it worth watching?
>>2396566some people hate it, i like it, season 2 is much better
How important are grandparents? These are the only 3*meds I have
>>2396520It's just BEEma musuBEE
>>2396568You want at least a 2* blue and some whites
>>2396566Season 2 is the pinnacle of sports fiction.
>>2396569Musubi?
>>2396566it's leans more towards slice of life while the movie and the later anime are more focused on the sports shounen aspect
>>2396537Literally just Nishishino Flower in a mask
>this thing drained millions
>>2396579The smooth side of uma heads will always look weird to me
>>23965587/9
>>2396578I said what I said.
>>2396550Are you the host? I think the second thing you mention is WAY LESS restrictive than the other 2, the idea was, as I interpret it to have Ticket in your career either as a card or trainee. Not inherit
Wuvs only youhttps://youtu.be/5xEjgp_Y220?si=AP6Wq4IMXl89Tspg&t=32
>>2396559I'm still getting 600k how the fuck do you do this? It's not just making MANT UMas
>>2396579Yes. Problem?
>>2396589Post an example of a TT uma.
I haven't read the story yet, why exactly are they cheerleaders?
>>2396589load them up with golds and get 1200 wit
>>2396520Hashire hashire umamusume!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw5tbl5Wfc
>>2396593Fan fest, remember that in URA?
>>2396575This is what happens when you glue a makween run...
>>2396598Ohhhh okay, that makes more sense
>>2396579Yes!
>>2396592I can't right now but I'll try to post my biggest and lowest earners and see what's up>>2396594But we can't use bad decks with good TT golds like before since we need RB right? I don't get the idea, they have to be Ace making decks not TT decks
I accidentally bought glittering star for oguri
Where does admire groove fall into the ear rankings? Has anyone messed with the models yet?
>>2396558>lates get fucked because there's too many frontsMany such cases! Here's your winner.470025494700254947002549
goddamn these random missions are fucking gay
>>2396589I get scores like that off easy team trials.IMO it's thanks to a 17.83% support bonus
>>2396609Rickey looks tall as fuck
>>2396614>150 caratsseiun_sky_staying_in_bed.png
>>2396615Mine is 7% it might be that
>>2396609Why is it so normalized to have different color shoes.
>>2396620Have you ever looked at real horses?
>>2396607Sorry anon....shes dead
>>2396623No, I've never seen one in real life. They freaked me out for a while.
>>2396609Why does this fake ranking keep getting posted?
>>2396612>47002549Can I enter with a single uma and my current CM12 ace. I want to test the stats if they'll work
>>2396631>Big head was just a memeIt can't be...
>>2396633Of course you can, testing things is the entire point of practice rooms.
>>2396631MASSIVE HEAD
>>2396637We've been trying to tell you but you wouldn't listen
>can't even win an ear ranking
is 1 front 2 pace good for taurus? I can't into groundwork
I WANT PLAT NOW
I NEED MORE GIBSWHERE ARE THE GIBS
>>2396645No. Minimum two fronts or don't bother.
>>2396638Thanks!
>>2396646>>2396649Samefag
>>23966452 front 1 pace, you never run solo front.
>>2396651ok I'm not bothering I guess
>>2396653That's not what samefagging even means.
>>2396646>>2396565With this 0 I curse you both of your XOguris to late starts and PDM.
Honest question, does everyone have every 2* or below (minus mambo) uma at 6* by now?
I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT
>>2396659Fukutard...
>>2396659Your people will be crucified
>WHOteki>WHOjin>WHOlmer>WHOnari>ShaWHOr>BamWHOMANT sucks characterwise
>>2396620
>>2396662Daisca avoids me like the plague for some reason
What's the most sovlfvl team comp?
CM status?
>>2396674End, Late, Pace.
choosing between kitasan and daiwa for the last slot in my team is like choosing if I want to cut off my cock or my balls
>>2396675My win rate is 80% so im relatively confident, but I'm not running Christian Oguri so I could always lose to her randomly
>>2396662https://litter.catbox.moe/jg7gltb5u0le3hsz.pngAll my 1*s except Bakushin are 5*.My 2*s are getting close.
>120 pulls to get Kingu>140 for Neicha>Not a single spoke in those 140I'm not going to complain I didn't have to spark them or anything, but I am a tad miffed that I went 120 pulls without another Uma showing up.
>>2396677Choose who you think would give you the better paizuri, spoilers it's Kitasan
>>2396675My oguri has a winrate of like 44% I'm a dead man walking.
>>2396677Daiwa is better, she's got killer tunes, her unique works really well, has bigger tits, and acts sluttierm though why don't you simply run pace daiwa (reminder she has a gold), kitasan and then a another front?
>>2396677Just run daiwa as pace
>>23966126/9
>>2396685>has bigger titsIs this confirmed?
>>2396680That's annoying but don't take it seriously, statistically speaking that stuff is bound to happen overtime. Just like it's likely that you'll get very Lucky in another random banner.
>>2396685>>2396686if I though pace was good I'd use christguri and running a character with a front ult as a pace goes against everything I stand for
I can't decide what comp go for. So many umas i like but only three slots...
>>2396688Blindbro....
>>2396675
This is a random ass run I did purely for the sake of event points, if I was trying to actually do something I would have gone full tilt with the trainings I got.
>>2396688Look at them
>>2396699How is such a lowroll even possible
>>2396675I don't usually get worried about finals, but this is my last chance to win an overseas CM until next year at earliest.
>>2396699Neigha's, supports ghosted him wtf
>>2396694I don't have this problem anymore because mant made every trainee I like unusable
>>2396609Our boob scientist should measure this too. It could revolutionize the optics on uma ear length forever
>>2396704Not him but last night I got something close but not that bad. No rainbows at all during both summers, and barely any megaphones at all
>>2396675Either my late gambler dober steals it or my bourbon/hag wins it so long as i don't run into dominators.
>>2396706Bro's looking pretty fine there.
I decided that next CM I will run Team Monarchist made up of Rudolf, Opera and Kingu, but I have a few questions regarding itI know I need Red Shift, I have both Marus, so its fine, but how about the ol' reliable's of Pump as well as Dobers and Flowers ults? Also what are stamina requirements?Also what are stamina requirements and is it better to run Halo/Rudolf as a late or end? I will be using Cheer King, Base Rudolf and NYOpera
>>2396706Transcend looks so fucking good in her alt
I made a really good Maru parent if you guys need one for the next CM134137497855
>>2396710I love how this sentence makes sense only here
>>2396675I'm at about a 50% winrate, so it's just a coin flip.
>>2396719nta but its not that hard, as much as I like her I have to admit that her fashion sense leaves a lot to be desired, her base racewear is...alright I guess, but casual outfit is horrendous
>>2396716Cool team idea but King is just a King by name, the horse was a failure in every distance he raced in and finally managed to get a lucky win in a Sprint. There's many better options for a 3rd Monarch on your team.
>>2396695>>2396702I'm sorry I'm just biased towards Tittysan since I find her hot as fuck
Should I do URA for the event or is MANT the only option? Mid-run I started last week.(Also, should I aim for supporting android or should I just stick to a desktop release?)
>>2396716>PumpSkip, If you're in 6th you're probably gonna lose>MPBActivation area is pretty short but you should be able to hit it every time if your late Is properly built, required to have.>FlowerDead>Stamina900+1 gold to be safe against debuffers, minimum of 500 guts.>Halo or Rudolf I'd run end closer rudolf if possible
>>2396716>Team Monarchist>no Monarch
>>2396518Dumbest bitches in Tracen
>>2396721Splendid, thank you my RIVAL.
I haven't looked at this card at all. Surely it's better than the last Bamboo Memory card, right?
>>2396706How many american CMs did they end up doing?
>>2396740H-haha...
>>2396729Raced well, got a G1 win which is something less than 1% of horses can hope for and has excellent pedigree with descendants running to this day, Equinox IS King Halo's grandson through the maternal line after allShame about Seiun, after Kikuka Sho he really fell off and his pedigree...well the less is talked about it the better
>>2396729Seiun sky would say this to provoke king into a rage causing her to get rushed and lose her unique, then she procs escape artist to move to position 1 procs angling and wins. Get trickstered
>>2396734I know, I could've used Fine, but man, I like my lates and Opera
>>2396734Tom Paine is a thread hero, ok?
>>2396715>>2396719Yeah? Her skill animation drives me insane every time I went to the scout page I snapped and spent everything I had sparking her. I got fucking swindled because Buena came out right after just like I predicted.>>2396742Two. BC Turf and BC Classic.
>>2396732I just grind the event in MANT since im gonna be making aces anyway, and mant gives more points.
>>2396612Still 6/9, please send help before I have to resort to images.470025494700254947002549
>>2396759I would join but I'm in my wage cage
>>2396710>at workNyoooo...Remind me in 5 hours in case i forget
>>2396710>>2396763By the way, could someone tell me how to get japanese umamusume on steam? I believe id have to make an alt on steam, but ive no idea where to even start with it. Would i need a japanese VPN?
>>2396753>I got fucking swindled because Buena came out right after just like I predictedThis stretch of jp has been rough, the buena, oguri, stego rugpull leading up to Ai-Chan is brutal. Now you got aruvu right after lala.
>>2396776>Japanese VPNYes
>>2396589>level up all your support cards>check your low score umas and retrain them (check on history, run maybe 5 or 10 times record then check who has the most low score)>all your umas per distrance should have different running start (e.g. if sprint 1 front, 1 pace, 1 late)>all your skills should have a high chance of proc (just check the leaderboard and steal their setups)>if your score lowers again or new scenario comes in rinse and repeatenjoy
The extra 0.1" is hair.
>>2396792Fake news.
>>2396796Trust the science.
>>2396589>I'm still getting 600k how the fuck do you do this? It's not just making MANT UMasHonestly? It IS just me making MANT umas, I do make them for TT but in my case I just make them like generalists for said distance, i.e. run in MANT and buy a bunch of skills for the distanceMind you, a lot of this was luck for me because I returned to the Carousel last week, granted I managed to to stay in retention range for two weeks before that, but those were also the first times I managed to stay in retention range, I expect not to make it next weekMaybe its me leveling up all SR and SSR cards I have no matter the uncap levels, I think it gives you bonuses
Are any of the new cards worth using at all?
>>23967923D anon... is this true?
>>2396586The idea is sorta that two ways are easier, one is harder. With Ticket, you can just run your best cards and parents. With the inherit, you make it harder to get two unique accels if you can use two, although Guts Ticket has OYL so lates could just use her and have both parent accels without having to pray.
>>2396792Both have wit growth that's why.
>>2396809What did she mean by this?
>>2396810I forget Taiki has wit growth. For whatever reason.
>>2396809Ears like sausages.
>>2396806That reminds me, I need to see if Nishino has titty jiggle like Taishin barely does.
>>2396819It's because she's big brained. Just like Bakushin
>>2396823>like Taishin barely does.She quite literally has nothing there, she's as flat as suzuka
>>2396809Stupid tiny baby hand
>>2396809Shes so fucking flat holy sex
>>2396826Her cup is bigger, but that's mostly because of how tiny she is, dunno what Journey's cup size is, this chart is very lacking in newmas
>>2396806I'm not that anon, but...>>2396823She does
>>2396809Standing behind Neicha, one hand on her exposed belly, another holding her tiny baby hand, one of her fat, puffy sausage ears is in my mouth as I gently nibble at it
>>2396826There was a video of someone turning on the skip mode and she had jiggle physics, somehow>but theres nothing there!And yet, somehow her flat chest jiggled>>2396837Based anon, the /v/ma's science department is hiring btw>t. Boob scientist
>>2396837I love flatties so damn much
>>2396826I’m not even joking, it just barely exists because of the weirdness of the skip button. If I wasn’t at work I’d post the webm of it.
>>2396837NICE
>>2396838HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>2396837This is awakening things on me that I didn't want awakened.
>>2396858Don't openhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ep63p3nzi56e4aeu.png
>>2396854-NEICHA DESU!
>>2396845>making the impossible possibleFlatCHAD master race thrives
>>2396863>Suspicious litterbox link referring to nishino flowerWill this post give me a promotion if I open it?
If you keep reminding Taishin she has no tits she's gonna ride you until your pelvis is dust.
I do not care for nice nature, I like teio more. I don't like jobbers
>>2396871She is small, tho, it can't be that dangerous
>>2396871oh nooooo i sure hope that FLATTY doesn't do that...
>>2396857I had never given any thought to tail/ear play until I started writing some uma smut, but it's really good for teasing/buildup.
>>2396759Umamusume is front game.Thanks for joining, I wanted to host more but time's up.
I fucking love losing an hour of my life to one misclick what a great scenario
>>2396809I would slime every single one of my day ones for a chance for nice nature to beat the shit out of me
>>2396871What's the catch?
>>2396879AUNTIE STILL GOT IT
>>2396880my mouse is old and started doing that doubleclick shit and it sure makes runs unpredictable!
Fuck you Oguri get sleeved
>>2396809Shes so fucking fine in this alt bro holy fuck, put me in coach, put me in the arima kinen im winning that shit by myself if she's cheering.
one day of trying to make taurus builds and I'm burnt out
>>2396809I got her fig in the cheerleader outfit about a week ago (alongside Casual Machan), and im not regretting it one bit
>>2396893Happened to me sometime last year, I got a new mouse fairly quickly after that.
Alright, I found it.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735123878/#735129931
>Put the plainest, most boring, most average uma in a cheerleading outfit that isn't even that skimpy>4chan becomes irrationally, uncontrollably hornyis it THAT easy? Cygames should've released more cheer alts.
>>2396911I WARNED YOU DOGI WARNED YOU ABOUT TENNO SHO SPRING
>>2396909Its actually her naked ears
>>2396911>Distance
>>2396879thanks for hosting, i am very interested in the stamina/guts thresholds
>>2396911MY FUARKING OVERLORD
>>2396863Holy
>>2396911HAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAA
>>2396909>cheerleaderALWAYS works
>>2396909Nature feels like she's universally liked, ironically enough not as a favorite but up there for most people. In a setting full of autists and retards, a an honest to god normal realistic girl is a breath of fresh air.
>>2396911KWABOTY
>>2396911Yup, I'm thinking I'll pray to Shiroaki-sama to curse my danchou with double XOguri and Quadruple Dom in his finals
>>2396911>ZoneletYou can't win against someone with Zone desu neigh
>>2396936Neicha is everyone's #3....
>>2396911NOT LOOKING GOOD!!!!!
>>2396837>>2396863Social media will never know the things I actually feel for Nishino Flower
>>2396911Genuinely how does this happen
>>2396911Opera O... I kneel...
>>2396944Run out of stamina.
>>2396944Look at the track and distance. Anon put a stamlet in there without looking
>>2396863I need to leave this thread before I get brainwashed
>Want to work on my Aces>TT mark has been rising way too high recently>Focus on TT team just to keep up>Not enough time to work on AcesFuck
What the fuck, aren't you like a 17 year old
>>2396959She needs the plane to outrun the fraud allegations
>>2396959Don't you run into her as she comes outside a bar in one of her stories?
>>2396959Maruzensky has a driver's license.You need to be 18 to obtain both of these things in Japan, and obtaining both in high school is a tall order because many high schools outright refuse letting you take leave for the lessons.Tracen ain't a high school.
>>2396950switching back and forth between pc and mobile gets disorientating
>>2396911I kneeru...
>>2396959This might be the first detail about Sirius that I actually find compelling, though I doubt it factors much into her character.
>>2396963They're drinking juice
>>2396959Mayabros....our response?
>>2396963The beginning of her character story is her saving you from being bullied at a bar iirc. She's still canonically a teenager.
Steadfast or a double circle in Right, Spring, or Pace Corners for CM12?Steadfast can also activate on the straight after this final corner right?, but it's probably too late if you get over taken at that point right?
>>2396985If the question is steadfast and something else, the answer is always something else
>>2396982>Teenager has to bail out a grown man in a barThat's...rather pathetic.
I'm gonna come out and say itThe school setting is lame as hell and we're all better off with a wider range of age group
>>2396987steadfast is good sometimes
>>2396980she can't reach the pedals
>>2396990Tracen is just horse valhalla. They are just enjoying their best years forever. Maru can be a high schooler for 30 years and ni one bats an eye
>>2396972It's used to accentuate her free-spiritedness, and that's about it.
>>2396990The school setting is wack as fuck when everything is supposed to be happening all at once and you got like 200 triple crowners somehow debuting at the same time
>>2396987what if that something else is disorient
>>2396989You probably would not like sirius' career then, iirc that's not the only instance of something like that happening.
>>2397006Canonially, each run is a different timeline.>>2396990I just treat Tracen as closer to a uni/college. Half the problems get solved by that, and it explains how at least two of the umas are older than 18 by your senior year.
>>2396990Is working in an office supposed to be more interesting?
>>2396990what would be a better setting that allows all the dumbass shit that happens?
>>2396989Sirius is specifically made for people who want to be dominated hard.
>>2397010that would be fine if not the fact that they themselves have to go "maruzensky is actually drinking juice in that tequila glass teehee" a lot of times
>>2397024What's wrong with juice, it's fucking delicious
>>2397015I unironically wanna see a short SoL of a washed up racer who couldn't make it just working in an office
Does this mean Gimlet only makes mocktails?
>>2397022Huge missed opportunity not giving her Dominator unlike certain other Symboli
>>2397025I too often drink orange juice out of a martini glass
>>2397027She is a crazy chuuni woman who wears an eyepatch for the vibes and breaks fences for no reason, I am very willing to believe that she is an underage drinker
>>2397028It reallt doesn't work on rudolf
>>2397031>Implying you've never larped like that when you were a teenager
>>2397024That's to do with Japanese and American self-regulation. They don't want to show alcohol consumption in Japan and that causes a spike in age rating with the ESRB.They didn't say wine in Apollo Justice either, they said grape juice in Japan.
>>2397036I mean the movements are there, she just has to work on her smile
Would pace chaser savvy interfere with Nimble/NSM?
Bros?????
>>2397045What in the world could have possibly led you to that conclusion?
I understand some of these words
>>2397046Tazuna is also a teenager that drinks juice.
>>2396833Okay so the model is 1.35 units tall from heel to top of head, so the model's scale matches Flower's 135cm height. I got a cross section of her bust, but it's only 51cm around. Her underbust is 48cm, a difference of 3cm. A difference of 10cm would be AA cup. So these numbers are way off based on the swimsuit model. Just eyeballing her racewear, it's the same size.
>Light Hello is the only actual drunk
Im like 99% sure at one point kitasan drinks beer
>>2396991Oguri Cap more like Oguri SEX
>>2397048>Time to film Nature's awesome, emotional, straightforwardly exciting festival video! Horray!t.34 year old boomer
>>2397047I'm retarded and forgot you don't literally need to be blocked.
Reminder that some umas are underage drinkers, including Kita
>zero rainbow training in every turn of summer award
>people want to have sex with this
>>2397061This is the most realistic part of the game, if you headcanon someone is making fake IDs everything is fixed.
>>2397050Please /vm/a im begging you all. Stop making me attracted to flower.
>>2397063I don't i wanna figure out what her deal is and if the marvelous we see is even her true form
>>2397063>japanese humor
>>2397063Believe it or not this Uma was one that came close to dying.
>>2397063The huge titties doesn't compensates for the fact that she's literally wearing a clown outfit
The main reasons behind umamusume's success:>against right-wing fascism>heavy queer representation and visibility>not trying to appeal to cishet male audience
>>2397075>he doesn't want umaclussy?????
>>2397063This thing's pussy would literally send you to Wonderland and not in a good way.
>>2397074Marvelous Sunday almost died on the track? I know NTR almost did because Stay Gold brake checked him
>>2397084Succubus (derogatory)
>>2397088Why was Stay Gold ever allowed to race?
>>2397075Her OG concept art black outfit is so much better than the overly colorful mess her racewear ended up being
>>2397084"This thing" has a name you wanker
>>2397083I have many fetishes but Coulrophilia is not one of them
>>2397063My feelings for Marvelous Sunday are platonic and supportive.
>>2397084I would unironically be afraid to nut in marvelous sunday, she could sentence me to hell for any reason.
>>2397094but have you considered anthroequinocoulrophilia?
Behold! Your King!
>>2397093Sorry Cthulu
>>2396990Agreed. Tracen should be a JS summer camp.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 700 STAMINA ISN'T ENBOUGH FOR TENNO SHO SPRING FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME
>>2397063Look at her go!
>>2397112700+1 gold recovery and you have a chance
>>2397110Thats JY thoughever
I am proud that the 5 dollars a month i pay cygames contributed to the making of kagurabachi.
>>2397123I've been reading it since day 1 and it has truly been one of the bachis of all time. I fully expected it to crash and burn in 10 chapters and now I wake up every sunday with fresh kino.
>>2397123Enough time has passed....
>>2397123I thought that series was a meme ngl
>>2397112>he doesn't know the switch to late strat
Holy shit king
What are they talking about?
>>2397129It literally got saved by the memes. The sales were awful in japan but good on the west since they were consuming it ironically. Then the author turned it around with the first big villain(think Zabuza from Naruto) and it's been all kino from then onwards. I don't want to be that much of a shill but I truly recommend it if you are even a bit into shounenshit.
>>2397130I did two as front and three as late and every attempt was second place
>>2397139Rice is gathering intel to make her betrayal of bourbon even more painful
>>2397131Man her cheerleader voicelines are great, like the one where she tries out Kawkami's and Pearls(?) laughs or the broom incident one also Kawakami's fault
>>2396990Yeah, like an agency. You would be a produ-, I mean, trainer scouting for promising recruits of all age and help them become the greatest ido-, I mean, athlete.
>>2397123Kagurabachi? Like that manga that was a meme a while ago? What's Cygames got to do with it? I also heard its pretty good but that's besides the point
>>2397140Do I hop into the kaguraPEAKi train if I haven't liked a single recent shonenslop. If the writing is actually good Id like to give it a shot
>join derby pub>late team is bringing an oonige debuffer to block angling
>>2397153Cygames's studio is animating it, so technically our money is funding it.https://x.com/i/status/2048737366605435052
>>2397063a true talent
>>2397162Wait its getting an anime adaptation?Alright I shouldn't be surprised, damn near anything gets that, but good to hear I suppose
>>2397162Peak ngl. But where is star blossom?
>>2397063I feel like there has been a notable decline in Marvelous posting since the exodus.
>>2397146Kawakami could never do any wrong.
>>2397162Neighas will animate anything other than pretty derby season 4
>>2397170>Implying anyone wants to see pretty derby season 4 after the disaster that was S3
>>2397154It has a rocky start with a bunch of lame villains of the week and unnecesary edginess at first, which is why so many people dismissed it at the beginning. It was, no meme, kinda bad. But if you get past that point and endure until the first big bad, it's all smooth sailing from there. If you have a free hour or two I'd say give it a try.
wow I forgot how unbearable it is to play mant without half tp consumption
>>2397168A fucking travesty in my opinion. I wanted yesterday's OP to be Marvy but we got a Machan OP (Neicha's flat tits) instead.Maybe next Sunday.
>>2397160does that even work? the corner is massive
>>2397168>>2397179I still have flash backs to when you'd get sniped for having a Marvelous OP. It's also a bit ritualistic, though more Marvy would be nice to see.
>>2397169Well it is realistic for her to break the broom because she once more underestimated her PRINCESS POWER, no?
>>2396863UGHH THAT TUMMY
>>2397179Neicha has healthy, modest breasts
>>2397178I just realized that after giving up a career early, kekThat -60 TP hurts
>>2397183>it's a bit ritualisticThere's literally nothing wrong with marvelous sunday on marvelous sunday. Just switch it up every once in a while.
>>2397178This but without bonus rewards, grinding sashes is torture
>>2397168Marvelous is a normie uma.
>>2397199Maybe yesterday wasn't a marvelous Sunday considering how many torenas died to XOguri. Yeah actually Natie was a good choice.
>Trying to do the uma sorter >Comparison #6>Mr CB or Narita Brian>Close the tabThis shit is way too hard
>>2397210The answer is Narita Brian
is there a chance that a couple of hours later there will be shitter hours? feels like i'm the only one queueing rn
>>2397180It works everytime just in favor of the front team since the presence of an oonige makes them try harder to overtake and builds them a bigger lead from the rest of the pack, then unless the regular fronts have sub 500 wit or the oonige is a complete beast (which it won't be as a debuffer) the fronts will overtake her before the final corner anyway. And even if they didn't overtake, they will trigger red shift and win from the big lead they got.
>>2397173Just don't make it about a frontnigger
>>2397173We need Nakayama Festa's Gambling Apocalypse animated right now Cygames
>>2397215Shitter hours are right now bro
>>2397221EVERY RACE HAS 4 DOMS IM THE ONLY ONE
>>2397218Holy nigebroken
>>2397225NTA but id rather not have a nige season too, we already had kitasan, and pace chads had two seasons, give some love to backliners
>>2397217seems like it's worth trying out with the disadvantage of potentially shooting yourself in the foot if someone else's front wins the midrace battle
>>2397227Make it about Maya and you can do whatever you want.
>>2397229Sounds like an excellent idea
Who is going to win the Derby and the Oaks this weekend?
No jiggie no life.https://jiggie.fun/IWhXk2
>>2397173They should make a Katsuragi Ace 4-episode anime like Road to the Top.
>>2397167Isn't that manga flopping badly
>>2397241>discord
>>2397227>give some love to backlinersLaurel is a late surger, and cygames can always make a rudolf prequel. No idea if there's a single end closer that could be a protagonist though
>>2397240There are two derbys this weekend
WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN GET ME OUT OF A I DON'T BELONG THEREALSO FOR EVERYONE WHO IS AT RISK OF GETTING WASHED OUT, GET IN HERE, IT SEEMS TO BE REAL JOBBER HOURS!
>>2397242This would be a great idea. I'd much prefer it over a rudolf anime, unfortunately the actual racing would be boring as fuck with rudolf as the MC
HASHIREEEEEEEEEEMIRAI NO NAKA EEEEE
>>2397249Congrats!
MANT is the worst possible time for a Derby CM. At this point I'd rather go to the casino during the CM than during the careers.
>>2397249those jobbers? all me
>>2397249I would also like to show the cool guy I found who ran a themed team, I hope he managed to survive, unfortunately the fuckass meta-nerd won>>2397253I don't want to come third....
>>2397249>A finals with King and KawakamiI kneel
>>2397246>No idea if there's a single end closer that could be a protagonist thoughOrfevre and Sweep tosho. Both have excellent careers too.
>>2397257winning group bozo = fourth place
>>2397266i'm telling everyone it was 2nd A and noone will notice
>>2397240Lovcen for the dahby, japanese oaks had their tryout already?
>>2397266Well I guess it would be neat to finally hear Ms.Victoria or whatever A finales exclusive concert was...
>>2397257Top team is kinda sovl, I hope he managed to pass.
>>2397272The left has no answer to this.
>>2397265>Sweep toshoThe yada yada creature? Redpill me on her.
>>2397273people were too busy dooming about xoguri to watch the race
AM STILL NOT IN A FINALS, 2 FRONTS AND A DOMINATOR IS ONLY GIVING ME 2 WINS should i just swap to 1 dom and two lates and say fuck it I HATE XOGURI
>>2397250Part of greys fun is seeing everyone else races including Marches shitty low stakes. Rudolph has much more room for personality compared to Oguri who needs dedicated handlers for a one note character. Oguri IRL is actually very interesting but obviously game Oguri is bleh
What timezone can I blame for the horniness?
>>2397286Yeah Oguri was really struggling in the Christmas event without her tardwrangler, or really anyone to play off of other than her fansBiwa and Taishin were great, Sunday and Top Gun were fun, but Oguri....
I hate the skill hints that give friendship instead
>>2397292We're peak Burger hours.
>>2397295they all do that tho?
>>2397285Show umas, anon, or just get lucky, like I did with my two latesPerhaps try doing it in an hour or two just to be sure, seems like everyone competent had their fill, hence me miraculously getting into A finals
>>2397250Yeah, I love Rudolf but watching a protagonist win all the time can get boring. I want to see the umamusume version of 1984 Japan Cup, where Katsuragi Ace was considered to have practically no chance of winning. Everyone loves an underdog.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy06KmhUjI8
>>2397292American website, bvvo
>>2397292I blame Neicha's naked ears and tummy
>>2397299I mean when they give friendship instead of a skill hint, even more infuriating when I'm already at max friendship.
>>2397296I should've known. Too many sexually repressed zoomers here.
>>2397301I like her design a little more every time I see her. Props to the Acegandist(s?)
I worry my clubmates are beginning to recognize me in these threads...
>>2397300benched jordan for a dominator w/ groundwork tachyon and was going to put her back in for finals, my fronts aren't winning more than twice in each round sadly
>load up on SSRs to get all the new titles faster>exactly ONE card finishes its event>TWICE alreadywho should i hate
>>2397314Danchou...
>>2397314
>>2397307You can get stats instead of hints. In both cases you get +5 friendship
>>2397314learn how to alter your writing style
>nobody posting their Finals results yet
>>2397314I'm onto you
>>2397322Finals are tomorrow....
>>2397322Here you go, bro!
>>2397315...yeah I don't have advice I can give as these umas are better than mine and I managed to get into A finals by sheer luck, Smaru didn't even win two of thoseUhhh try Tachyon I guess and wait a bit more so everyone who knows what they are doing had their fills?
>>2397265Sweep Tosho is an antagonist
i've had enough of tracen cheer squadshoot me up with tracen firing squad already
>>2397314run before its too late. I've already been marked, but you can save yourself
>>2397329>shoot me up
>do a quick URA career to finish missions with Ryan>jobs the ura medium semifinals twice even with skills, 1000 spd. 650 stam and 950 pwrWhat is her problem?
>>2397337When you're blocked you're blocked.
>>2397337goldshit mode
>flatlining since december or so>by chance hear about golshi gibs so decide to login>I'm greeted with EULA agreement>"huh? some update?" read it a little, click next>enter your username and birthday>"wait, what?">completely dumbfounded for a minute>oh right, I am on my 2nd steam account>switch to primary>welcomed by the same account creation prompts as before>slight panic ensuesI did have the link established since I played a little on my phone too, but had forgotten my password so I had to contact support to restore it. loss of the account wouldnt've been so bad since I barely play, but I might check the stories or careers if I get the inspiration. be careful with your accounts out there, toreinas
>>2397350>he didn't connect to cygays id
>>2397350Dumb Spe fat poster
>>2397322I got 4th....
>>2397350Don't worry anon kun, cygames support is actually really good at helping in that scenario
>>2397354>>2397360dont worry, it's just part of the RP. I'm actually pretty smart>>2397363yeah they solved it pretty fast
>>2397337You think the ryan mines thing was just a cute joke? She's an absolute jobber
>>2397371NTA but Ryan has been an absolute carry for my CM teams
>two hogs>two hogs>roided hog with doms>lose 3>roided hog with doms>two hogs>win last 2>podium one of themgame's making fun of me now
>>2397301You could still make it interesting by using stuff like the controversy of okabe switching from one horse to Rudolf (however you choose to show that), Rudolf having a more antisocial personality before and characters like Speed, Sirius and Ramonu. You could even throw in Material and Obey's trainer in and general symboli ranch weirdness. I feel there is a lot work off and more focus could be given to the training before each race.
>>2397325Oguri Fat jobbed last CM so she owes me plat
You know, I’ve been thinking back to some of the pre-MANT threads, and what was the deal with all those doomposts? I wish I’d saved some screencaps, but I remember people saying stuff like your Umas were going to cry every turn from all the races that you would make them do, that you’d have to feed them some disgusting goop that would make them scream, and that you’d need to mute the game because hearing them suffer all the time was just too heartbreaking. Like, exaggerating much?
>>2397411It's worse when you know japanese...
>>2397411>he thinks his umas don't hate him
>>2397411japs are crybabies
>>2397411I wish I had know that I, the trainer, would be the one screaming in agony.
>>2397411Japs are PUSSIES
>>2397381Good points, I suppose they could make it interesting after all. I just hope that there'll be another uma anime out at some point no matter who the focus is.
>no derby rooms
>>2397411I got 4 mood down events on a Maru career, all of them on classic year
CULTURAL
>>2397411If you're japanese you can understand what the umas say when you select races, they don't even subtitle this in global:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmxGvmrOi8
>>2397428FENOMENO
>>2397411A lot of the voicelines are pretty harsh if you actually know Japanese.
>>2397427Funny enough that once happend to me in unity and I wanted to smash in my monitor
>Went 1-4 on every attempt in round 2>Except the very last where I went 4-1Ok
>Obtain all G1 to G3 trophies with (Umamusume)Wtf
>>2397416>またレースなの?Aieeee Scarlet I'm so sorry!
>>2397443You love you oshi right? Get to work.
>>2397442Nice DIgitan
>>2397435Cute butt, how does she smell?
>>2397449With her nose?
>>2397449With her nose? Retard.
>>239742790% of my Oguri runs showered me with bad mood event
>>2397449With her nose? Dumbass.
>still haven't decided whether or not to run my wife on the finals (and probably lose) or sell my soul and bench her for full metashit (and still probably lose)
>>2397459Is the plat really worth it if your wife didn't win it?
>>2397459Take the B finals pill. Run your oshi, still enjoy number autism, slightly less reward for much less heartache.
>>2397443What's wrong nerd, too bad at video games to get Haru Urara Completionist?
>>2397459If the outcome is the same, then what matters is the process. You know in your heart what it is you must do.
>>2397411I don't get it either. The "4+ races in a row" voicelines are sad, but are people actually doing 4+ a lot? That always ruined my runs with mood downs
platinum or kms
>>2397464I'm still breeding MANT turf parents, please understand.
>>2397411Japs didnt have mant figured out day 1 like us, it WAS that bad
>>2397432Why haven't they subtitled these anyway?
I guess I'll start training aces, didn't expect to get a gigaparent this soon
>>2397484Post her so I may breed.
>>2397484>gigaparentPost her so I can tell you to explode.
>>2397432Some of them are really fucking bad damn
>>2397485>>2397486I already did, scroll up
>>2397432>4 constructive racesWtf were they doing over there?
So, how much does acceleration matter to fronts? If i were to try an Urara Arima Kinen run, would it make sense for me to get C in Long and only E in Turf for higher top speed at the cost of accel, put her as front, and hope for the best?
>>2397443Do it for her
>>2397499Oh the Maru? I already followed you then, I was hoping for another.
>>2397471Imagine if we didn't know how to run the scenario from day 0 and you had the various different sloptubers suggesting different things.
>didn't make it to A finals for the first time>rageroll and get nice natie in 22 rollsi can't lose! what's her gist character wise btw? i've only used her for debuffing and don't know much about her outside her being a loser
>goulash done>sit down>put event story on autoYup yup, it's dinner time.
>>2397508>For the love of everything that is holy, please actually read her story.
>>2397139
>>2397432Now I feel really bad
>Try to train a last minute cheerleader Neicha for CM because she's cute>Every rest is sleep deprived>Loses Hopeless 3 times despite having just under 300 speed, stamina, and power>Loses the rest of my clocks on the satsuki sho>Every mood up event is immediately followed by a mood down>Gets mile S on the first inspiration but no turf or medium>Loses most mile races after that>2 rainbows during classic summer>Loses the kikuka sho>Loses classic arima kinen>Loses spring tenno sho>4 whistles did nothing so only 1 rainbow during senior summer>Never saw her unique active the whole timeThat just means the first run sucked up all the bad RNG for the next attempt!
>>2397432MANT is so comfy with Scarlet. She's good at everything and her line for running 4 races is just her everyday mood.
>>2397424well they still have like 2/3 of CinGrey to adapt, probably going to be star blossom ofter that or they decide to be weird and do Pisupisu Golshi
>>2397499>>2397506I can't fucking find it where is it
>>2396721>>2397518
>>2397508Please do her story, its universally beloved for a reason
>>2397511is it good
>>2397527Absolutely fantastic
>>2397504The penalties are way too brutal for that. The strategy is to use 9 long and 9 turf. If you get one of each to activate then that should be enough. Front G is a lost cause for turf races.
>>2397462My unhealthy urge to win due to my lack of plats is tough to manage, I genuinely don't know>>2397463I already made A finals by selling my soul >>2395996>>2397465You are probably right, it's still hard to do
>>2397523>>2397524Thank youTHANK YOU
>>2397505Does the completionist title need dirt?
>>2397538Of course
>>2397538ALL G1s to G3s
>>2397504That won't work my brother in umachrist.
>>2397541>>2397543But how does that work with races where you have double G aptitude in....
>>2397549You cope and pray.
>>2397549
>>2397489That Cowakami drawing has altered my brain chemistry
Is there an easy way to track which graded races you still need tp finish for Completionist title?
>>2397561As far as I know you have to filter by uma in the trophy room.
>>2397561If you go to the trophies menu you can filter it by trainee.
>>2397549>races where you have double G aptitudeHow do we tell him?
>>2397561you can click on the trophy in-career race select and check if it was won by your uma
>>2397560Kawakami is deceptively big, while she isn't usually thought of when you imagine a cow uma, she is absolutely stacked
>>2397549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFiKEm-oNI
when do we get a support that gives groundwork without sliming your stats?
>>2397567>>2397566So, i'll still need to go to gametora to see when the race is actually being held? Better than nothing i guess. At least you can reroll races in MANT
>>2397549Train harder bozo.
>>2397577Maru Speed gives it as a random hint
>>2397577bourbon golden one
>>2397549It was easier than expected because my oshi is ichiban. The first graded dirt sprint is in summer and the next isn't until November. You have time to get an inspiration for aptitude up and a bit of summer training before the first race. Get more power than usual.
>>2397585That card is borrowbait right
>>2397574I always knew she was stacked but the cow print OC piece has just been something else
>>2397587Pretty sure it's a front meta card.
>>2397577Bakushin and Falco aren't that bad if you can fit them into your deck ratios.But really, just make parents for it. The pool of borrows to jumpstart your own lineage is really fucking good because people have been looping front parents since the first CM.
>>2397589Now pull for her anon, you got money no? Theres a selector in a year.
>>2397587it's like running two finemos with no agemasen
>>2397592Borrowing those cards is trolling, with a groundwork lineage its super consistent
Why is Dober so good for breeding?
>explode on osaka hai into 9th twice in a rowwhat? my clocks... gone
>>2397411Japs are pussies and cucks anon
>>2397598Hence why I said to just make parents instead.
Can I get some angling with no scheming please?
>>2397604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwrAvwiovg
>normally don't get club points from borrows often>switched to some terribly Ryan parent some weeks ago>I'm actually drowning in them nowI don't get it. There's definitely better Ryans to borrow if you really want to do that.
Can I get some scheming with no angling?
You....you arent a UG virginity right anon?
>>2397593Might clash with my plans, but I will welcome any spooks
>>2397616I'm an SS rank virgin...
>>2397604>>2397615HEY DANCHOU, GIMME AN ACCEL WITH NOTHIN'
>>2397616Not only that, I am an SS+ virgin as well. My strongest Uma ever has 18,102 score. I am pathetic
>>2397615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppE1O_FOiYs
Since fucking WHEN is the ASTER recruitment Mejiro song in the fucking jukebox?????
>>23976136* miles means that she is worth borrowing if you're making a mutant from terrible mile aptitude, and a lot of people over prioritize 9* blue vs 8 or even 7 with better whites
>>2397630A few weeks?
Is there another No Stopping Me card in the near future? My Yuki Wit is 0lb and I'm considering using that anniversary ticket on her
What if in the umamusume-verse there existed a mobile game called "Uma: rough derby" where some four-legged creatures called Umas raced instead of horsegirls?
>>2397634Well funny you mention that....
>>2397630Like before the falco event i believe
>>2397633No, but NSM is only good until... 2nd anniversary? 1.5? when they fix OYL, Head On, and other similar accels to no longer be phaserandom but instead fire at the start of the late race.
>>2397432Ayabe would really race to death if torena gave her the go...
>>2397634This makes me think, there is no way in the all years of huma-uman history somebody didn't accidentally come up with a regular horse design for their creature or horror art by mistake right?
>needing two clocks on a Pre-OP raceIt's so fucking over, except gluing costs 60 TP now.
>>2397634Instead of gacha mechanics to obtain the horses, the game's revenue source is bets on races in-game.And people are going to complain that the strange uma critters aren't very sturdy despite their size.
Time for my daily Chokkan No Problem listen.
>>2397642You are insane if you click double TP consumption without a completed CM team during mant.
>didn't intend on becoming a front trainer, have never deliberately pulled for any>the game keeps giving me spooks for some reason
i hope whoever is saying RAMONU IS A MUST-PULL doesn't mean mlbing her just a month before THAT
>>2397634>Gelding your Uma increases their stats but you cannot use them as parents later on
Does nimble nav go on fronts?
>>2397616A rank virgin.Hoping my current Falcon run pushes me over the edge.
>>2397647Bro I think you messed up
>>2397634This unironically is a thing. It's shown in chrono's career
Just a reminder that this exists and one of the best umamusume songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWlq5-at6_g
>>2397657There's a ton of fronts lining up on the last corner so I'd say yes
>>2397653I hope you're saving, because you need both of those + El, and the other styles aren't getting out for free either
>>2397666How the fuck did they pitmaxx Bakushin's pits even more than on her default outfit?
>>2397666>SB:Sandra BullockI don't get it
>>2397663I uh... I meant to do that! Yeah!Previous thread: >>2394127
>>2397653Wit Ramonu is an insanely good card, not just for stats but also for the gold which is a speed skill whose only condition is "mile or medium".>>2397657I'd say no, you're not proccing it off of whichever front got to Angle so even with it you won't catch up.
Has any Uma media been dubbed yet? Do they sound cute?
>>2397657If it does go off it's already over, get final push
>>2397641Isn't there an event where Ticket sees a real horse in some VR thing and freaks out over it?
>>2397670The life of the umaroller is a tough one
>Cheeky 10 pull>Ohh shiiiii>Opera dupeYeah it’s over, back to saving
>>2397670>hope you're savingh-haha...
>>2397683When isn't Ticket freaking out over anything she sees?
>>2397681I dont think anythings been dubbed
>>2397632>>2397637There is no way, how did I miss it this long? I felt I was hearing things and ASTER had moved to my club screen trying to recruit me or something, it was scary
Tomboy love game?
>>2397699Where are her tiger stripes?
Neicha's high kick panty flash is doing things to me
>>2397670Thinking about saving for cards is misery inducing, I can think of a style to commit to. I like lates but I dont even have Natie 0LB so I failed there. I like fronts but not enough to devote my entire playstyle to only running them. Dont care for pace but every uma and her mother is one and they get better. End closer I can safely pass on and yet Wit CB seems just good period. And if you want ANY umas in those period you’re fucking screwed. I also hate that you can save up 60K for a card banner and somehow walk away with two cards total because only the pity would save you, then you’re fucking bricked.
>>2397699I thought the black part was part of her hair
>>2397706Income at least ramps up a lot with time, but yeah. Shit is fucking hard
>>2397670What's so impressive about McQueen wit compared to Opera wit? I feel like I'd need the skills Opera gives much more.
I figure I'll just get my entry for the Jokes now, so go ahead and pick my uma and deck. I've also got R Riko on top of these.https://litter.catbox.moe/mw6qjlb9jz8itcmf.png
>>2397717>3 wit bonus>80 speciality priority
>>2397681>>2397694Imagine how worse off we would've been if this game or franchise had any sort of dubbing, we don't know how lucky we are
Is the gold heal the welfare shakur gives usable?
>>2397706>I also hate that you can save up 60K for a card banner and somehow walk away with two cards total because only the pity would save you, then you’re fucking bricked.That's what saving your crystals is for, though if you manage to get the low roll to that percentage, you're in for some pain>>2397717Send It Flying works all the time as long as you're a pace and not losing, compared to Opera which has either a Long skill or just Beeline, plus it's skill hints are way better as a generalist pace card while Opera is mostly Long stuff. 3 wit bonus is also pretty insane
>>2397560You should be ashamed. Kawakami should be appreciated for more than just her body.
>>2397699Yes
>>2397721Biwa hayahide>Fine Motion wit>Marvelous Sunday wit>Agnes Tachyon wit>Haru urara guts>Yukino Bijin guts>Mejiro Ryan guts borrowYou should do fine since you have growths on those stats :^)
>>2397737she's too precious I almst ca nt whn en she myollk
>>2397735Well I don't have her so something had to pick my interest for starters, right?
Is Pearl Speed a good card for lates?
>>2397745A-Anon?
>>2397750One of the worst cards in the game
>>2397755
>>2397755>silver TGet that imposter out of here
>>2397741It's gonna be an interesting thing to attempt, I gotta say. I'll see how it turns out.
>>2397757don't be mean to jobbers...
>>2397751sorry about that I feel little dizzy
>>2397757But what if it's a platinum T?
>>2397755>>2397756God I am so in love with her
any vodka vros running her during aries or on taurus?feels like scarlet might be winning out
>>2397764Here's the translated version.
>>2397762Platinum is purple tho, check your plats
>>2397768Fuark... My heart, I'd melt ;__;
>>2397768Pokke...
Shitter hours for the next half hour get in here /vm/ros!
>>2397777I finished my runs almost 24 hours ago
>>2397777Hmmmm, this is either a sign Shiraoki-sama or a prank....
>>2397777>/vm/rosHow would you even pronounce this
Since I ended in group B I've been trying stuff
>>2397784BEEmros
>>2397655Actually would be a cool mechanic here>>2397665Oh fr? Chrono IS kino!
>>2397784Vmmmmrr-ohs
>>2397775Speaking of, here's the last panel.
>>2397784vuhmm-rows
>>2397747Use your selector. Surely you're not a metacuck that chose XOguri right?
>>2397784Be em bros
>>2397784Broms
>>2397779nta but I got three wins with THIS TEAM like three hours ago, logic would dictate only the most despierate, cowardly or uncaring would show up right now, or people with jobs but those don't have time for giga aces
>>2397784/Vem/ros.
>>2397787bee-emma-rose
>>2397784Benis
>>2397756>>2397755>>2397768Source?
>>2397800Nuke Kasumatsu? Got it, boss!
>>2397784fuee em rows
>>2397791What does that say? I hope she is jelly of me and my FujiGF
>>2397784VUM-ROSS
>>2397784bue bue bue...
I think you all need to take speech lessons, you sound retarded
>>2397784Slash BEE EM slash ross
>>2397802reibun_(raven1119) on danbooru and here's their pixiv page: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/686703>>2397807I'm not sure, I tried running it through google translate but something is definitely being lost in translation.
DO NOT CALL ME BWO!!!!
>>2397784Like BEE MAR OHS
>>2397810This isn't news to me because I always make noises and talk to myself when I'm alone
>>2397784BEAM-Ros
>>2397810nyobwobwo
>>2397815Best Japanese movie.
>>2397784VOO EEEMMMM bros
I get to gamble for plat!
>>2397784Its still BEEma
>>2397815Very very fun watch, I really liked it
>Forgot to do my last 2 runs>Oh shit my carats>Went 1-4 and 4-150/50 either I win it or not
>>2397824You got dis mane
>>2397810I don't just sound retarded.
>this thread
yoooooooosh ikuyoooooooooooo
>>2397830I have a 35% win rate for round 2 and about 45% overall if you average in day 1. Id say chances of winning finals is…50:50!
so who are our canonical, confirmed, literal, actual allies?/v/aca/v/rickcalwho else
>>2397835Anons slowly losing their minds having resigned to B finals against their will or nervously awaiting the robbery in A finals.
my winrate is less than 20%...sho i shall claim 1st with the rest 80%!
>>2397844>play all 3Yup yup, im thinking kino
>>2397844NoneI dont care about any of those people
>>2397844>/v/acaThis has to be a meme because besides that schizo who would always ask if we were allies in every thread I never saw any actual collaboration with BAfags. I'd like to think that our actual allies were communities we shared threads with (god I miss hybrids so bad) and that they managed to find good discussion with us, like Yugi-oh, /m/fags, Dinofags, etc.
>>2397844
>>2397844>Allies/v/aca, /m/, /gfl/, /v/rickal, /MD/>Neutral/uma/, /v/>EnemiesJannies.That is our diplomacy status
>>2397852My favourite cross-thread was the one with Girls Frontline
>>2397824I better see a sovlful team in there
>>2397844We have no allies, we walk a lonely road....
>>2397852Correct post.Ace Combat, Yu Gi Oh, Jurassic Park, /m/ihono, Initial /v/, WEI kingdoms, /v/serlohn republic
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
>>2397852We had a BA one that was going really well but it got sniped
>>2397861Horses and cows graze the same pastures
>>2397863Some anon really said they don't look anything alike
>>2397867i say that they look similar and that theyre not to gaslight people
>>2397852the TF2 crossover was kino
>bodyconTHANK YOU orz
I love Sichi so fucking much, bros
lol. lmao. good on /vm/a for not replying to bait
When do we get conversations between Umas on their birthdays?
>>2397877Is that /v/? Haven't touched it in weeks
>>2397877i honestly dont care about whats going on on /v/ anymore
>>2397876>melotore>artist with really good art suddenly appears out of nowhere in 2026I maintain his shit is AI generated
>>2397877No idea that thread existed, not interested in what happens on /v/ anymore
>>2397884I don't believe it is. But even if it is, i don't really care.
>>2397724We could have had thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgksdnd6xOg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ug67dv37q293x45d.pngI wanted to buy these so bad...
>>2397681I want anything Uma to be fully dubbed by actual horses
>>2397884Nah mane, seeing how ultra specific the creek drawing was guy is legit. Respect the KING
making parents in MANT sucks im not trying this shit anymore back to URA
>>2397884No way it's sloppa. Not even defending him for being an anon but if you zoom in it's all handmade instead of being unnecessarily rendered, or stuff appearing out of nowhere, or any of the telltale signs of sloppa.
>>2397877Should we try recruiting there?
>>2397903Making parents is extremely easy>Use leftover MANT ace with good blues or pinks>Use borrow god parent >do run>use whatever came out and enjoy
>>2397844I've been playing Trickcal instead of grinding fans...
>>2397884I promise you it's not. The only reason it feels "out of nowhere" is because I made a new pixiv account so that I wouldn't get my old one deleted when John Cygames inevitably tracks me down.
>>2397928PROOFS????
>>2397928Don't worry anon. We wuv you. It just really sucks what AI has done to the landscape of art so you always got paranoid neighas.
>>2397924supiki uma when
>>2397924no reason to grind fans right now, A clubs will stay in A and B+ clubs have no shot at getting to A unless they organize a pushyou should be grinding parents right now but one or two runs a day should be enough considering Taurus hasn't even been announced
YUP YUPit's time bros, post your HEROES!!!!!!
>>2397938I thought 2 fronts + dober is bad
>>2397938fail -_-
>>2397938
>>2397938That Bourbon should dress more modestly
>>2397931I don't want to derail the thread, but would you be convinced if I did something like take a screenshot of that pic opened in CSP with half the layers turned off?
>>2397938I don't expect much but it's nice to be here.
>>2397938GIVE ME LIBERTYGIVE ME FIRE4+ FRONTS IN MY LOBBYAND I RETIRE
>>2397941NTA but never said it was bad, just counter intuitive for a late if they need to be in position 5-6 to get their accels off. If the room composition is more back heavy Dober wont get choked out in the back assuming you built her right. If I had to guess his S. Maru did most of the heavy lifting
>>2397928I don't think you gotta prove anything, I really really love your art so please keep doing what you do
>>2397938We are prepared for the XOguris and for getting silver.
>>2397952NTA but if your turn off the clothes layer on gold city id be thankful
>>2397938Can you post stats?
>>2397941I quite literally don't care if it's bad (which im unsure why it would be bad), dober is my 2nd fav girl and I wanted to run her alongside my wife bourbon. Simple as, not like it matters since dober got a lot of wins anyway.
>>2397938Hoping to win, ready to eat shit
>>2397938inb4 metafagYes, I want to win to get the carats so I can get better cards in the future
>>2397965we talked this over a few threads but basically this >>2397955 positioning problems for her ult in Front-heavy comps
>>2397948Bourbon dressing like a slut is the best part about her
>>2397938Well I was told third place in A league is more prestigious than first place in B league...I still get to hear Miss.Victoria, right?
>>2397977Ms. Victoria is on CM18 but i heard some other servers got it a bit earlier
>>2397717Any Support card without SP bonus is trash tier at some point. Needs to have some OP must have Gold to be worth using.
>>2397938Grass saved my ass a few times. Pretty lazy team but we lucked our way in
>>2397938Winning would be nice
I'm still trying to make a new ace.
>>2397938Triple late casino lets go lets go LETS GO GO GO
>>2397965>I quite literally don't care if it's bad, dober is my 2nd fav girl and I wanted to run her alongside my wife
>>2397938I'm prepared for the inevitable 6 front lobby that is gonna make me job
>>2397938I'll run something with more soul next CM
>>2397985Can I see your 'yabe? Need inspo for next CM
>>2397952sure
>>2397980Dang, I was gaslit into believing there is a concert only people who got into A finals can unlock!
>>2397986I did this for Pisces and my last minute ace got me plat against the odds. Some say it’s too late but if you have the right luck it can make the difference. I dont really care if I win this one and would rather prepare for the upcoming Taurus rerun
Seeing Valentine Eishin makes me more mad than anyone else, you are just using her to fuck with people like a NIGGER, she is useless outside of that, I hate her
>>2397977Third place in A and first place in B have the same rewards
>>2398001>Hating Germans this muchI know you're polish, I just can't prove it.
>>2397938>heroesMine are in Group B...They are sidekicks at best...
>>2398001I actually like Flash as a character, very nice career and side story. I wouldnt resist if she took me to germany
>>2397998There is, but ms victoria is later
>>2397996Skills are a little weird since she jobbed a lot and long races scared me. I really didn't want to glue a medium s run
>>2397953I don't know how you keep pulling it off teiochad, but I'm really glad you do.
>>2398011Ah, sweet, dunno why I thought its Ms.VictoriaProbably because its called VICTORia or something
>>2398008I think you should post them anyway! Who cares if you're in group B? There's still free carats to be reaped.
>>2398016That guy puts in the work, I respect the hustle
>>2398013Nice good luck, daring strike will soon save us endCHADs.
>>2398008bikobros…
>>2398007>>2398010I LIKE the default version, I HATE the alt, because the alt is fucking dogshit outside of Dominator so you are just bringing her along to be a NIGGER
>He doesn't know that if you are running an uma who won the same race as the cm IRL, she gets a hidden 3% bonus to her stats
>>2398024If I was an actual nigger I’d be running the other Valentine girl, you know the one raping everyone right now?I might just decide to run her this upcoming CM if you keep this niggardly attitude
I cross the street when I see Valentine Flash
>>2398024I hate Flash's alt because I don't like the silly hat. I also hate the McQueen alt for the same reason. I don't mind Mr CB's hat though.
>>2397997Here you go. I turned off most of the clothes layers as well as a few others, and included one of my notes layers as well. (Also for fellow drawbros, please don't judge me too harshly for how many layers I use.)https://litter.catbox.moe/8k02f7.png>>2397963I know you're joking, but I didn't draw anything underneath, so be warned that it looks more like body horror than anything sexy.
>>2397953Umazing work as always!
>>2398037What about gold ships hat? Or north flights? Or mambo's? Or yanko's?
>>2398037McQueen alt is elegant and cuteRice Shower is the one with the silly hat
>>2398039you proofed...the world is safe...
>>2398039That anon owes you an apology, you are one talented motherfucker man. Wu/v/ (You)
>>2398039The Slenderman and body horror Schichi is funny
>>2397938Im too afraid to post my jobbers and get recognized.
Where was eishin flash november 9th 1938?
>>2398048Nah. I'm sure plenty of us have been burned by AI at some point, so I don't blame him for being cautious.Thank you though! Wu/v/ (You) too.
>>2398051jokes on you i already recognize your posting style
>>2398039mm, pretty hot!
>>2398041Hmm yes there are a lot of hats...>Gold ShipI don't mind it but I hate Gold Ship in general.>North FlightI have never heard anyone mention this character before. Her hat looks ok - I don't mind them when they're over the ear like that.>MamboSame as North Flight, I think it looks fine when over the ear.>YankoSame again. Also I think her design is excellent in general.>>2398042I also don't like the exposed bellybutton of McQueen's alt. I am being inconsistent in my hat-hating logic but I don't mind Rice Shower's hat.
>>2398051So what? I have no idea what anyone is running and nobody cares that much either way, don’t overthink it
Nice
>>2398063Flabby belly sisters..
>>2398066EXPLODE
>>2397938I am currently locked in my room non-stop thinking about wife or meta. I gotta decide soon
>>2397249>>2397257I gotta say seeing you make it to A finals with Kawakami when I failed makes me quite angry
>>2398063>have never heard anyone mention this character beforeCome on man...she was just in an event, shes not that unpopular right?
>>2398078Comparison is the death of joy
>>2398059I always wondered what our wonderful drawgods thought of AI shit, personally I have grown to dislike sloppa a lot (plus the fact that a schizo spawned from it didn't help)
>>2398081I failed there's no joy to begin with
>>2398066pff, I got 3 clocks from a gold present today
>>2398080I don't follow JP events...
>>2398078I wuv you and I think next CM your princess will princess carry you to success
>>2398086That would actually be so much better than carats. I only have 170 clocks left.
>>2398082Not a single rational person is pro-AI art, generative AIs should exclusively be used for in character chatbots
>>2398078Its alright, anon, it was always a tall order for us oshirunners to get anywhere in MANT, sometimes you are lucky, sometimes you are not, really the only reason I think I managed to get in is by being a sneaky coward and testing out what different anon said about it being easy during the last few hours after almost everyone had their fill
How does this bitch win with a B in mile and less than 200 speed? Career races are HORSESHIT
>>2398094First rate
>>2397938L-lookin good!
>>2398098T-Tachyon...?
>>2398098Hey wait a second...Tachyon looks kinda hot like that.
>>2398080all i know about north flight is this cliphttps://litter.catbox.moe/rcn16c827cabfkvn.mp4
>>2398105They are all hot like that
>>2398113There was an Almond Eye one that I saw shortly after her release that completely flipped my view of her.
>>2398114For me? It's seeing Almond Eye being an angry bitch.
In my despair at getting relegated to group B finals, I've started doing Maru parent runs for Taurus 2.81% survival rate fucking sucks, I really don't know how people are meeting the stamina goal.I think I have to bring Creek, not even Rice power gives enough stamina.
>>2398117You're stamina sparks?
Every fucking time.
Okay bros we should probaby figure out where the stakes will be held.
>>2398122Didn't someone do a poll already? Worst case scenario we try /v/ and if they delete it we continue here.
>>2398117you should be hitting wit cap or close to it
>>2398122The hosts already seem to have decided on /v/ and keeping here as a backup.
>>2398122Blitzkrieg /v/, if it doesn't work then announce it here and wait 10 to 15 minutes for everyone to come back here
>>2398117Stamina sparks, marvy power has stamina bonus and if you ran both that and rice you’d probably hit the 900-1000 needed, but then you’d need some strong wit cards. Stamina sparks instead of power sparks or a heavier mix if you only run one power card
>>2398121Yeppers!
Why is there no wit ankle?
If you were building an end closer, are you banking on having Mr. CB for daring strike? Ayabe cant borrow her own card and it feels like I also need wit yeppers for NSM, so that hogs up my borrow spot. Maybe I just wont run an end because there’s no way Im getting lucky with CB
>>2398132You don't actually work out at the library Anon
>>2398132Your 40% megaphones?
>>2398132because you dont need weighted bracelets to work out in the library
>>2398117You take 12ish stam sparks and accept the hit to your power because you still really want to run 2speed, 3 wit, and stam cards suck as the 6th card because guts is a meme stat while training power helps both stam and power.
>>2398133If you like ends or if your waifu is an end, which I assume it is because why else would you pick Ayabe, then you NEED Mr.CB, its not negotiable, but on the upside the card doesn't need many LBs to be usable
>>2398125I have to, yes, but it feels like wit Bourbon isn't even a real wit card. I want to get a better wit card like Sunday or Tachyon, but I kept getting mogged by fronts that had TTL this CM.>>2398120>>2398129In the end, the front life comes down to having busted parents, huh?
>>2398140I got Ayabe by accident and thought it would be fun to run her. Guess not. Game is forcing me to be a front dickhead
>>2397938I'm ready to get into a Pace only room where lucky pace Xoguri auto wins.
>>2398132The equivalent of an ankle weight for wit would be alcohol, but we can't have that since all the trainees are high school students.
>>2398127>Tomorrow, the great return
>>2398144Parents are crucial regardless of style, but fronts rely on them more than others
>>2398147Alcohol doesnt help you studyReally it’d be coffee or some kind of stimulant
>>2398133If I need it, I'll just borrow it for now.Not like there's much else than end closers need at the moment.
>>2398152Okay so you have the choice between borrowing Wit CB for daring strike and settling with nimble nav or wit yeppers for NSM on your end. Which do you borrow?Straightaway spurt isnt gonna be amazing from what Ive heard, so you’d want some other kind of accel beyond dober + red shift
>>2398151>Alcohol doesnt help you studyIt makes it harder, that's the entire point. Studying one hour under the influence is worth 90 minutes of sober study. Just like how one training with ankle weights is worth one and a half trainings without.
>>2398133Midrace is king, cope with nimble nav and get daring strike. It's extremely important
>>2398122banner anon said it would be on /v/ and if it gets deleted then come back here
>>2398132The weight of knowledge itself is sufficient.
>>2398151I would give my poor high school student trainee a bunch of nootropics
>>2398161I would say that's not the way it works except I've gone into a concentration flow state by drinking, more than once.
they call her NTR because she cucks me by never showing up for training
>>2398161Okay but the point of the weights is to strain your muscles. While it does drain extra energy, you get the benefit of extra gains because that’s how resistance training works.“Wit training” does not benefit from alcohol. All it does is kill your brain cells and literally acts as a poison for your body, releasing extra cortisol. There is no benefit like the weights, only negatives. I would say alcohol could raise CHARM at a cost, but that’s not a factor.Stimulants are better for wit training. They give you stimulation at the cost of feeling burned out afterwards, but they allow you to power through your work when it would be difficult otherwise.
>>2398165Balancing books on your head while studying does sound like a good idea.
How the fuck are you supposed to get close to wit cap, 1000+ power, 1200 speed but also 900 stamina?? This doesn't work like that, at least for me, I was unable to reach 1200x3 even with the lower stamina requirements in this CM, there aren't enough cards, I am not good enough to do this, how can that be??
since the stakes are in 23 bings, you should PREDICT THE LAST QUEEN OF THE FIRST ZODIAC CYCLE
>>2398148OUR HEROES HAVE ENTERED.
>>2398177There is only one choice.
>>2398177It WILL be oguri cap.Mark my words
>>23981761200 speed, 900~ stam, 800~ power and 1000~ wit seem to be a reasonable statline based on rooms here
>>2398177You know its going to be Oguri Cap
>>2398177HER FUCKING TIME
>>2398177I'm guessing a surprise Chiyo from out of nowhere.
>>2398184>>2398186the jew will bring a suzuka to rabbit front runners and cuck her, sorry but it's not happening
>>2398177The heist of the century is coming
>>2398191The jew is running oguri
>>2398158I'd go for C.B, at least for the next CM.Mid race matters a lot more this time around and NSM is a bit more fickle on end closers when they aren't the most popular strategy.Spurt is dogshit for CM13 so the only reliable inherits on ends are pump/dober/red-shift. I don't think you need more than 2 of them plus nimble nav since the last spurt is pretty long on this track, ends should be able to overtake everything if they hit 1 accel and aren't in the bottom 2 spots when late race starts.
>>2398177If my oshi doesn't win the first race I enter her in, I'm bringing Oguri Cap as in peak
>>2398196>he doesn't know
>>2398177EVERYTHING has built up to this moment, I have poured all my love on a god tier dober and I will make sure she wins.
>>2398176You don't need 1200 x 3. Speed is the only one that is mandatory 1200, Wit can be at 1000 just fine and Power at 1100. Stamina depends on the track.
>>2398177Gonna drop a trvke hereHave you noticed how regardless of how many lates/ends people bring to the big stakes races, they NEVER seem to win?Think of the queensPace MayanoGolshi GrassMaruzensky x2Taiki x2CurrenSuzuka/Falcoooo??Seiun/Daiwa??FinemoSuper CreekOf the 11 queens, 80%+ have been front or pace, and grass/golshi only managed wins early on. MANY people have brought lates and ends to the stakes, but in these big 18 player races, the ones who are most likely to pull ahead are the ones who stay out of the clump. IF a backliner can somehow get lucky, they cant pull it off multiple times to secure queen status.Imo these rooms HEAVILY favor frontline umas, so obviously it’s gonna be Bourbon, Xoguri, some other front
>>2398207>Finemotion???
>>2398207I see you sneaking Falcon into that list, NICE FUCKING TRY
I am relatively new to /v/uma. I won't join as I wouldn't want to take a spot from you regulars, but what exactly are the stakes? Is it just an 18-player room with the same conditions as the CM?
>>2397938>38% team WRYEPPERS, TIME TO COLLECT MY FIRST SILVER
>>2398207Yeah, I feel like this should already be quite well kno->FinemoWait what the fuck
>>2398207>seiun>fine motion
>>2398209Lol I was scratching my head trying to remember but she didnt win did she. I saw some art drawn by a drawfag of the queens, but finemoganda was slipped in there jogging my memory. Point still stands
>>2398203I can't get all of that plus 900 stamina, it's impossible for me, I am not that good
>>2398207bro what the fuck are you talking about, finemo, falco and scarlet were never queens
>>2398207They aren't nearly as big, but lates and ends haven't won a single triple crown race either.
I see that the FFS (Falco Finemo & Scarlet) call center is doing overtime today!
>>2398207Falcon intelligence agency post
>>2398187Kirin uma is NEEDED
>>2397938it is NOT looking good!
>>2398207STILL SEETHING I SEE
>>2398195most of the late race is just corner. it'll be like trying to find the end of the great wall of china.
>>2397432>Ayabe:^(>Bijin:'^(
>>2398211Yup. 1 uma per anon. Whoever wins 2 or 3 first wins. Sometimes more than one anon bakes a room. If there are ties we keep going.
>>2398207we've only had 9 queens anon
>>2398215>>seiunCorrect.
>>2398219Then get 800 stamina + 1 white recovery, you get a ton of them in trackblazer, just choose the cheapest one. if you can only get 700 then get 2 recoveries
>>2398231Ah I see, thanks for the answer.
>>2398173>All it does is kill your brain cellsIt doesn't technically do that, but alcohol consumption CAN damage the dendrites, making it harder for neurons to communicate.>extra cortisolCortisol is linked to increased alertness and concentration by spiking the glucose levels in the brain.
>>2398211that's a retarded reason not to join, do whatever you want but it's not some sort of circlejerk or anything, it's made so everyone can join
>>2398236Not him, but I think it's better to cut power than stamina on CM13. Casuals will surely bring a lazy Nice Nature
>>2398220You can remove finemo, that was a mistake!HOWEVERfor those who remember the Curren vs Falco queen was HEAVILY debated after a contentious set of endless rematches. It was temporarily a truce where both were queen until it was ultimately settled on that curren one.A similar thing happened with Seiun and Daiwa where Daiwa was declared victor, rematches were held despite Daiwa getting the early lead, the chaos of multiple rooms went on at once where an extra rematch was held that shifted it in Seiun’s favor.Putting the specifics aside, the main point is even the close fought battles were between fronts and pace, frontline umas are strong in these rooms. Dont get hung up on the trivialities. Im surprised more people havent noooticed, but if you’re a fan of backliners youve likely noticed one way or another.
>>2398239Hmm ok maybe I will join...
>>2398234>/v/breakerI still cringe every time I see this fumble
If you ask me, only my favorite umas should be q/v/eens
>>2398220>scarlet were never queensSeiun is a fake queen
>>2398236if you're doing fronts i don't think 800 + 1 white is enough, hell i don't think 900+1 white is enough
>>2398211Back in the old country, after the first CM. A brave anon had a fun idea, an afterparty race, bring your finalist, your best girl and lets have a fun celebratory race.A brave mayano top gun, 18th favorite and group B loser against all odds defied fate and beat the strongest trainers in the board. She was hereby declared the queen of /v/ma. Now the tradition continues, its evolved into a pseudo sporting event for a chance to see which uma will lead the next era of /v/ma (and by extension, get a LOT of art, propaganda and funposting). The rules are simple, first to two wins is the next queen.
DAIWA WON!!
Soon.
>>2398251kino. Thanks, anon.
>>2398253Weird looking taiki you just posted.
>>2398211>/v/uma
>>2398253I should make art of her and all the other triple crown winners. I won't because I'm lazy, but I should.
>>2398234It is funny how everyone hates Daiwa this much. She must have the worst reputation of any character that didn't get targeted by false-flaggers.
>>2398243You absolutely should join, just make sure to practice entering rooms because you need to be REAL fast to make it in.
>>2398238If you get blackout drunk, it’s really fucking bad for your brain. Even one night of heavy drinking will literally lower your wit and you sure as hell aint gonna be learning shit in that stupor. A small amount consumption in one sitting wont damage much or anything probably, but if you get so drunk you cant remember what happened, that’s your wit dropping
>>2398211Erm, Actually it's /vm/a now
>>2398259He just said he's new. He doesn't know we're /vm/a now.
>>2398260T*io is not a triple crown
>>2398259G-Gomen.
>>2398253I just want to be done with these mantslop CMs so I can start preparing for CM20
>>2398266>>2398267And for any other newcomers that arent up to speed, it’s pronounced “bee-emma”
>>2398269I mean the /v/ ones. I remember every single winner for each race.
>>2398191>>2398196I’m running Bourbon, and I’ll run Fujin next CM.
>>2398253I'll use her for Mile CM, alongside a bunch of normally unusable umas. MANT having aptitude requirement is the stupidest part of it
>>2398211https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/726832067/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/731803675/It's basically /sp/ gameday, some of the most fun threads I've ever been in 20 years browsing this site. They average between 9 to 10+ PPM and it's a fun fuckin time. I posted some examples for you. The one in pic related was our latest one, unfortunately it ended early as we got deleted after the crowning....what a shame.
what a fat fucking bitch
>>2393029Blog? Really nice pic.
>>2398265It could just be a SINGLE 7% ABV 1/2 pint. That won't black out drunk you unless you're a super light weight, but should buzz ya.
>>2398276Aren't there too many /v/ triple crown individual winners for a single piece?
The /vm/ictory stakes…has a nice ring to it
>>2398251>first to two winsObjectively false; I can name at least three instances off the top of my head where rooms kept going after an uma won twiceAFAIK there's never been a hard rule of how many wins are needed. It always pretty much just boils down to how many rooms people are willing to host before declaring a winner
>>2398279Oh wait the first link was incorrect one, that was the POST stakes one.Man....you know In hindsight goddamn maybe we WERE too big for /v/.
>>2398288>Falkek making up rules againjust let it go
>>2398285There's 8 total so far. McQueen, Teio (x2), Fuji, Suzuka, Seiun, Nishino, Oguri and Natie. It wouldn't be a big piece or anything, just something small like icons related to what they won.
>>2398284Yeah okay fair enough. One beer truly might just get you in the zone and since its wit training it doesnt need to reduce energy, and one beer wont fatigue you like that anyway. if it were an item you used in succession, like three turns in a row maybe it could increase the chance of a mood down w/ migraine condition
>>2398279we'll never have a stakes as good as the Arima Kinen one, one of the greatest fucking threads on /v/ in the last decade
im on my 7th MANT run of the day and i can feel my sanity slipping away
>>2398302Dokutah...
>>2398262Because she's boring as fuck. The only response her fans have is>but her titsand a bunch of umas have huge tits. I think if tit size is the main thing that gets mentioned about an uma you can be certain she's shit
>>2398263I'll do my best
Curren is only remembered for being a whoreFalco is remembered for being STRONG
>>2398291/uma/ is already pushing it on /vg/ and /umajp/ is close by.>>2398299I dunno about that. Each turn represents roughly around 2 weeks. That's plenty of time for you to recover.I do agree though that it'd be fun to have an item that has consequences upon repetition.
>>2398310Falco is remembered for jobbing to grass wonder after maru saved our ass.
>>2398279Thanks for the links.
>>2398308Bodkabro btw
>>2398310the suzuka of dirt...
>>2398297I'd love it honestly, especially since some of these girls don't get that much art otherwise
>>2398314Dare I say.....cultural fenomeno?
>>2398319Suzuka is the suzuka of dirt actually
>>2398315Nope! She’s remembered for her reign of terror and her well-roundedness
>>2398326I remember her for having ZERO FUCKING FANS
>>2398323Cultural freak?
>>2398325Or maybe Suzuka is the Smart Falcon of turf
>>2398310>Falcon jobs sprint CM to Curren>Tries to make up rules to get an extra race>Next she loses the DIRT CM to SuzukaIf anything, Falcon is remembered for being the biggest jobber in /v/ma's history.
I wonder if this drawchad ever finished his piece for the E8, I haven't seen him since he posted this and we were banished, I hope he is ok
>>2398329That was Japan’s fault for scheduling her celebration on a workday
>>2398335Not just that, but also Japan's version of it happened during COVID. Fucking NO ONE had a life back then.Anyways I propose a COVID-26 so we can all play umamusume without worrying about jobs.
>>2398333Pretty sure he changed it to the long table one
>>2398316The first link is incorrect my bad, that thread is a random post stakes one. I can't find all the stakes threads in the archive, but here's another oneshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730197628/#730211080https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/733313773/#733322806Its just a fun time.
>>2398333>that Scarlet in the backgroundkek
>>2398337>game wont open unless you show youve been vaxxed on your trainer card linked to your Real ID™
Curren and Falcon are two sides of the same coin. They were both the primary villains of the worst two CMs of all time.
>>2398347Curren is the villain of this CM?
NEED a Sister of Battle Uma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaAVbrXtf5E
>>2398349Doing badly in this CM is a skill issue. Fronts are just as good as Oguri.
>>2398295The fuck are you on about?I'm just saying that 'first to two' has never been a definitive ruleEven when a single uma (like Golshi or Curren) is dominant from the start, there's usually at least 4 or 5 stakes rooms total before people settle on a winner. Maruzen's second reign was an exception, not the norm
Is anyone really gonna be upset if the loathsome bvttpicker becomes q/vm/een?
>>2398353Fronts are villains where I'm standing.
>>2398342i got the cancer oneshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723345413/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723351576/
>>2398353>just run fronts every CMSome people have souls and prefer to run their favorites
>>2398356I'll be disappointed in whoever brought her.
>>2398342>>2398359Thanks again, looks fun. I've been playing since a couple of weeks after launch but I never realised that you were doing all this over on /v/. I wish I'd been there.
You now remember seuinlets.
>>2398354it's the first with 2 wins, not the first 2 races.
>>2398356>Oguri becomes queen>mandatory butt inspections
>>2398362Why? Oguri has yet to win queen. Would you rather S. Maru win a third time?
>>2398356i would be mad but it would be thematically accurate
Remember that not fielding your platinum winner in stakes is soulless and ungrateful.
>tfw playing everyday in the MANT era
>>2398366>refuses to wear gloves or wash her handsThis is potentially horrifying, we cant let it come to this
>>2398332She's the KWABOTY 2026, and Taishin is the KWABOTY 2025, but I'm not sure if she's worse than Taishin
>>2398356I'm betting she won't win because people don't want to get mocked when their COguri loses amd don't enter her. Because it's only 1 per, that means no double dominators to pair with her too, she can easily get blobbed and then frontmogged
>>2398341I don't think they are the same, completely different artstyles
>>2398366my club already had this
>all of this Smart Falcon hate>currently building a Smart Falcon and hoping it'll be "good enough" with my shit decksI'll be her fan if no one else will be :(
>>2398375Im gonna enter my dominator just to fuck over the frontfags. She’s got an 11% win rate so technically has a chance!
>>2398379Not looking good for beemapyoi!
>>2398342Damn... I can't lie... I miss /v/ so much, even though I do love it here
>>2398380Anon, it’s an extremely loud minority of curren fags (two people on the entire planet most likely) that put down Falco. This is a Falco community. We L.O.V.E. Falcooooo!
>>2398356>>2398366>Taiki is queen>We all get fat>Oguri is queen>We all become famished because she gets all the food for herselfWould be a niche change for once
>>2398387Also front hater cucks.
>>2398365If the stakes are actually close, sure, but I distinctly remember that Golshi and Curren both won three races in their respective stakes because people kept making rooms after their second winsNot to mention the obvious example of Scarlet winning twice and then another room being made afterwards that ended up creating a tie
>>2398380She ruined my finals in Cancer.
>>2398380I don't actually hate her, it's just funny
>>2398391Dont ‘ate frontsjust dont like em simple as
>>2398375You're right that I'm not entering my Ogurin.But only because I'm entering one of my dominators instead.
this event pleases me
>>2398380>>2398391Shut the fuck up, Falkeks spent months calling Curren a whore and making shit edits of her. Curren winning against her is divine justice.
>>2398405>immediately goes to run into the hardest wall she can find
>>2398407I wasn't aware stating facts was inflammatory.
>>2398375Excluding the Frontfags that enter rooms most people here suck and the Frontfags will probably bring Fronts. Wouldn't be surprised if it's a Bobo or Maru q/v/enn
>>2398407
So, basically, the stakes is an after party of the current CM track?What are the rules for joining or for it thoughJust got here and only followed some of the reply chains
>>2397938I love gambling
>>2398314I'm surprised /uma/ threads are faster than THAT shithole of a general.
>>2398400>check through every single uma>only one I'm remotely interested in that's a front is TranscendI don't know if that's funny or tragic.
>>2398413>1 Uma per anon>Be fast>Don't come from /vg/
Only thing Curren won was a rigged handout in the le mickey stakes.In reality Falco won early on before extra (((tiebreakers))) were introduced. Biggest robbery in a stakes to date. c*rrencels have no shame putting on airs but we already knew that. Real ones will always know the true outcome. Falco won and it wasnt even close
>>2398380She's just a cuck uma. Losing to her rival Curren in Sprints, being overly confident about the Dirt race and losing to Suzuka, which is even funnier since Falco gets called the Suzuka of Dirt, she fails the fan grinding event and apparently she gets cucked in the next scenario somehow. Dunno how true it is but I heard JP players mention it.
>>2398413The Stakes happen 10-20 mins after everyone gets their "Plats"/results. Just refresh like a madman in the current thread and bring 1 character.
>>2398411
>>2396518If anyone is taking requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/eexqkp.jpg
>>2398421>Don't come from /vg/Guess I'm already disqualified then... Have fun with the stakes though https://litter.catbox.moe/kzs7h0.png
>>2398421Nah /vg/ tards are alright and are always here testing shit and are basically our cousins. I hate ERPers, not their players.
>>2398421>be fastThis is an understatement. The rooms fill up within 10 seconds of being posted, not an exaggeration. You HAVE to be fast and ready if you want a chance of joining
>>2398380Smart falcon is the most loved uma, currencels are just uppity
>>2398433Would having The Need help with joining?
>>2398421>Don't come from /vg/This is a gaslight btw, I post in both and don't belong to any club. Been doing it since the start.
>>2398436The need to what?
>>2398430I'm from /vg/ and I race in the stakes, you can race if you want, though you should try being active in rooms and stuff here too so it doesn't look like you're a rando that joins just for the stakes
>>2398431>>2398437Don't lie to him anons, in the event he actually wins there is going to be at least 8 posters calling for his head and for it to not count.
I'm sad banner anon didn't get to thank us and ask for feedback on the last stakes, that banner was fucking great desu
>>2398430That guy is a salty faggot, no one ACTUALLY cares if you're from /vg/ or another club, please do try to join! It's fun. There is no rules other than "just bring 1"
>>2398430/vg/fags are fine, though I can't promise that no one will complain if you win a room.
>>2398430Some people are just butthurt everytime someone not from one of the /v/ clubs wins the stakes , you can just ignore them.
>>2398442I've won one stakes and nobody said shit
>>2398440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzpztFJZP8
>>2398441The current q/v/een is half /vg/ and nobody cares
Oldfaggot here, I think these are all of them.CM1 (pre-stakes technically) Mayano Top Gunhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/719105390/CM2 Gold Ship (McQueen contested)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/720853209/CM3 Grass Wonderhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723345413/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723351576/CM4 Maruzensky (1st term)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/725310161/CM5 Taiki Shuttle (1st term)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/726832067/CM6 Super Creekhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/728736574/CM7 Taiki Shuttle (2nd term)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730197628/CM8 Seiun Sky (Daiwa contested)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/731803675/CM9 Curren Chan (Falco contested)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/733313773/CM10 Silence Suzukahttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734765475/CM11 Maruzensky (2nd term) (tragically cut short)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736385909/CM12Tomorrow.Let me know if I messed up somewhere.
>>2398449GUARDS, THIS ONE, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
>>2398442>>2398451oops wrong reply
I remember early on that an anon proposed the post CM race should be those with platinum titles only. That got shut down real fast. Even without the requirement, most participants are usually plat-worthy on average. The recent Pisces stakes where there was 14 end closers was pretty hilarious. Gave the fronts an easy path to victory. People really want backlines and oshis and whatever to win but the fronts see that as an easy ticket to victory. The stakes are inherently imbalanced
>>2398442>there is going to be at least 8 posters calling for his head and for it to not countTo be fair, that often happens regardless of who wins.
>>2398453every newfag and /vg/fag should read through all of these
>>2398430Please join, no one will care and the more people join the more fun it is! There is no actual rules beyond "bring a single one"Some people get upset about anything, but i don't care who joins the community is large and includes people outside our clubs
>>2398453My trainee won one of these.
>>2398464I will always support Kawakami
I wish we could have custom races with even more slots, would be such a chaos lol. SBR style too
>>2398451>half /vg/ Nah I recognize most names and that’s an overstatement. Still if that were the case, it is somewhat of a problem due to spots being in such high demand even when you factor out /vg/. What I dont understand is why they dont host their own fun races? And I dont mean that to sound offensive, just genuinely curious, or do they already?
I just realized that the only times late or end has won stakes was during ura finale when every race was a casino of choked wit checks.
>>2398453mandatory reading for /uma/ faggots if they want /vm/a citizenship
the only rule for stakes is to put one trainee in, there's nothing preventing you from putting more than one in but the race will probably be disqualified if you do
>>2398468I won the universally accepted worst one in gemini, unsure how I feel about it.It feels kinda funny how they get bigger and more chaotic as time goes on.
>>2398474>What I dont understand is why they dont host their own fun racesI think the last thing they did was a danchou brawl of some sort but /vg/ has nothing like the stakes
>>2398479No one's ever done that, there's not even enough time to do it.
>>2398470Same, luckily that was just Kingu's imagination running wild. King doing everything for Kawakami's sake is kind of the sweetest thing ever and has lifted her up quite a bit in my eyes. I will now give her banner a cheeky tenner.And in my completely unbiased opinion this is easily the best event story yet.
>>2398474I meant that 2 Marus won and one of them was from /vg/ and the other from /v/ma
>>2398479one of the winners had multiple umas
>>2398482>danchou brawlyou now remember when der/v/'s danchou btfo of the jew on cancer round 2
>>2398474>it is somewhat of a problem due to spots being in such high demand even when you factor out /vg/.Train speed, thats literally the only solution, at the end of the day it's all for fun
>>2398482A danchou brawl sounds fun as hell.....unfortunately the disparity in power level for us is a bit....ridiculous to say the least. They got a good idea
>>2398474This is why I don't like having /vg/ people, honestly nothing against them but this is our culture and there are already not enough slots for everyone in here
>>2398301i nearly fell asleep before it, thank god i didn't miss it
>>2398474we probably should establish a no /vg/ rule since we're /vm/a after all
>>2398492>A danchou brawl sounds fun as hellno it doesn't, it's just namefaggotry that doesn't even add anything to club banter, danchous are already faggy enough
>>2398475gemini cup was basically the golshi cup, Taishin only won the post /v/ictory stakes “no golshi allowed” exhibition match.Grass won before the current meta had really taken form and it’s only gotten more competitive since with new skills/trainees/scenarios etc where it seems almost impossible for grass to win again even if she was maxed out. These huge 18 player rooms fuck over lates and ends so bad, but I could see a Golshi or maybe even a well built Digi win the Taurus rerun stakes. Maybe Dober pulls it off this time but with the front and Xog advantage she has a very high risk of getting brocked by THE clump. Gamblers do much better in 9 player rooms
>>2398474There are fun races, Marvelous Sunday races are hosted every Sunday and include each type of race, Danchou cup is hosted every CM though it's kinda new.Lots of people post on /v/ma and /uma/ so they join lobbies here and on /vg/
>>2398497I don't want segregation... they are our brothers
>>2398497No faggot, stop trying to police the damn place, we got /vg/fags as important as regular posters. You wanna participate? Get faster. It's like the people who threw a melty cuz a SEAbro won a race when he wasn't part of a club.It's for fun.
I like to imagine I have gained /v/ma citizenship through being a drawfag
>>2398501danchou cup sounds like a discord circlejerk thing
I'm in the Twinkle finale. Here goes nothing!
>>2398500One of Grass' wins was thanks to a blocker kneecapping Falco. I don't think she would have been able to do it under normal circumstances, even with it being an early CM.
>>2398505This>BBUT SOMEONE FROM /vg/ WONBe faster than them>SSOSOMEONE FROM SEA WONBe faster than him>I CANT ENTER THE ROOMSBe faster>A SHITTY GIRL WON AND NOW I'M MADBe faster than herThat is all. That rule is for shitters.
>>2398497Nah, the crossposters we get here are good. Not to name them but they know they are wuved. Hell in the bunker we all talked about how much we missed racing against N. Something like that is unenforceable and will just lead to seethe in both parties, the best thing to do is simply go with the flow.
>>2398474They do not care about fun. The triple crown that just happened had almost no /vg/ fags join despite being posted for weeks.They only care about winning the "prestigious" stakes and having their uma be queen for the month.
Subh/uma/ns are not welcome in the /v/ictory stakes period
>>2398508Id personally love to see danchous face off. But it's not a good idea when half are casuals.
It’s only natural that in a democratic republic we allow dissenting opinion. What we need to do is limit the legislative power of the first rate trainers so it doesnt turn into another Jannenbaum Dynasty
>>2398508it's literally just danchous from each club racing against each other, how mindbroken do you have to be to think that that's discord
>>2398518>democratic republicLiterally a monarchy
>>2398500>it seems almost impossible for grass to win againWhich is a damn shame, honestly. Grass's reign was easily one of the best ones and she's one of the only past queens who I'd actively want to see win again
>>2398519Prob the same anti-jiggie man.Just ignore that
>>2398509First race went great. I'm already trying to consider what skills to pick and what to train, but I'm struggling.I think this'll be my first Legend fan ranking too.Figures Smart Falcon is going to be another first, after being my very first winning ticket for the URA.
>>2398519too namefaggy, danchous are nothing special aside from fleeting jokes
You wouldn't let transmen compete in women's sports?
>>2398500I think dober's got a good chance at winning unironically.
my danchou is better than your danchou
>>2398518MonarchiesAreNotDemocracy
>>2398505>we got /vg/fags as important as regular postersno we don't
>>2398532Bro just wanted to be a NEET but he was too good at warfare.
>>2398497Join rooms faster.>but there's not enough slots for everyoneYeah, that's how it works in real races too. Sometimes you don't get in. So join rooms faster.>but I'm on a phone and I can't copypaste fast enoughI've joined plenty of stakes rooms on mobile.
>>2398505>we got /vg/fags as important as regular postersOnly /uma/fags would say this. STFU
>>2398525It's the most convenient way to make a fair club v club race since choosing a best player to represent each club would lead to arguments or would take too long with qualifying races
>>2398524Went with professor of curvature. I doubt I'll get the chance, but hoping for the straight away equivalent at the end of this run.Race 2 is beginning. Happy Meeks' in this one. Hoping for her placement, but she doesn't have a single triangle...
>>2398525Yeah you're absolutely trolling. Bro I think you're just insecure about /vee gee/ no one else cares about them as much as you do. You know they ARE capable of doing some good stuff too. The sticker engine is from there.>Well why don't you post le thereCuz i don't wanna, I've never visited it. They don't live rent free in my head.
too many people exposing themselves as shitters who don't join rooms lol
>>2398541>>2398545danchous just want to be other anons, their only role is to pick and choose who they let into the club and that's it, we're all equalthat shit will lead to the kind of avatarfaggotry that plagues /vg/
>>2398547I miss racing against N and DD...
>>2398497I make CM rooms sometimes. From now on, if a subh/uma/n joins, I'm cancelling the room.
>>2398534>>2398539Join races instead of complaining about the boogeyman maybe. Not a /vg/fag btw. I don't go on that board, I don't really think about them. I just wanna race strong people and post with good posters.
>>2398547I can usually sneak into one of the stakes rooms but I always job so bad I never try again until the next stakes.
Too many people falling for bait from the same guy
>>2398543Late start, but it doesn't matter. I've basically stacked a shit load of acceleration skills so she accelerated to the front anyways and maintained a 1 length lead. Just wish any of the recovery skills I could purchase were actually applicable to this run lolAlso correction, I meant star racer, not legend. I can't legend this bitch.Got first again.
>>2398538I sign up on mobile because its faster than steam due to its slow ass anticheat, and no its not my PC.
We can barely get /v/ma posters in why should someone off board get a slot?
>>2398555He's been doing this shit everyday and I'm very certain he samefags himself so it's best to just ignore it.
>>2398547God I miss DD so fucking much
>>2398550im pretty sure i've seen N around if it's the same guy we're talking about, DD is the one that is still MIA
>>2398554That’s how I do it too. I do one race and if it’s not even close, I dont re-enter to give other people a chance to join.
>>2398559I wish there were ids on these slower boards. They tend themselves to fester and grow schizos that care too much about shit that doesn't matters.
Would you train her?
>>2398553i join rooms and still complain. /uma/ has their own board and their own rooms full of their own strong trainers
>/vg/ gets brought up>thread derailsi think this is enough proof that we shouldn't allow them. sure they're free to join practice rooms but stakes and our events should just be for us
>>2398562N is around, DD is MIA....so is W. We lost some crucial people.
>>2398571musclefags are gayer than sucking dick
Cheer Kingu seems like a decent late/end parent option for certain CMs. Probably a bit too conditional though.>.2 accel on the final straight if you aren't rushed and stay in the bottom 3 spots for 70% of the race (except for the first 5 seconds of the race)
Make a poal on whether /vg/ should be allowed and watch most people say yes exposing the samefag.
>>2398556I'm pretty much guaranteed victory on the third run, but I'm hoping for first again. She's DO - DO. Cleats and glowsticks, ACTIVATE!I wish my phone battery wasn't so low, I'd like to listen to the paddock music for longer.And I secured 1st, with 3/4 length... AND TOP STAR STATUS! I'm happy.
>>2398574Yeah neigha, got derailed by people like YOU dumbass. 90% of people don't care where a poster comes from, are we gonna complain about guys that have been posting with us for months and joined multiple stakes before because uhhhh they in the board I dont like.
>>2398574I agree with this anon
>>2398571Yeah I took care of a shetland pony at a rescue once that had exposed skin on the mouth from a previous wound from an abusive owner.
>>2398571Would she actually seriously harm her trainer?
>>2398554i meant cm rooms, there's some regulars there that are helpful and have been answering questions about their builds for a long time
>>2398588He almost killed several people dude
>>2398589I gotta actually ask for help more instead of coping that 2nd-4th in a room here is enough for A finals.
>>2398588Just because the umas at Tracen all want to fuck their trainers doesn't mean every uma wants to fuck their trainer
>>2398574>derail the thread>why would /vg/ do this?Neigha, no one cares where a poster comes from. That cliquey bullshit is ironically is MORE like /vg/. Let people join, they've been doing it for 11 fucking CMs and it's always been a blast. You can't police something like this retard.
>>2398574>>2398578I personally don't care about who we let in, but please consider that the game itself does not have the tools to enforce these kinds of rules. You can't kick people, you can't send room invites except by code, and you can't send messages at all except to your club members.If a /vg/fag joined a stakes room, the only option would be to remake the room and hope he or another one don't join again, which hardly seems feasible.
>>2398583i don't mind them and since they make great practice partners but stakes is originally ours. if you let them feel welcomed then more would join and alienate our resident anons, and that means they might bring whatever schizo they have with them
This was being such a nice thread too
>>2398600Their schizos don't like us for having a stick up our ass half the time(which, fair, it's kinda true lol), so they stay there, turning their thread into something that resembles /trash/ more and more every day. Erpers, attention whores, schizos, gays masturbating on camera, that thread is on a total decline. It doesn't surprises me that more of their normal anons are looking for a new home too.
>>2398559>>2398570NTA, and I imagine you’ll accuse of being a schizo.However, this is one issue that not everyone agrees on. There might be people who are outspoken about there being limited spots to begin with and are against the idea of ref/vg/ees TOOK ERR SPOT!They far outnumber us, with twice the amount of clubs and traffic. If you welcome all of them, then we’re the minority and what was evrn the point of colonizing a separate board? Why not just move in with /vg/ at this point? Im playing devil’s advocate here but the point still stands. If we open the door to everyone, it becomes much more cramped for the original population to participate. Now before you flip out I’ll point that most /vg/ anons simply dont care or arent aware, so most arent going to flood the stakes, but IF it continues to increase in popularity, that is a potentialfuture for a crowded stakes becoming already more crowded by what is ultimately an outside population. In short, a few is fine, but what happens when the few becomes the many and /v/ becomes the minority in their own contest?Now this post is getting quite lengthy and you’re probably fed up with me by now but I do propose a solution of sorts, something that was proposed a while back but out on the backburner partially due to the uncertain of threads on /v/: a Cross-board competiton, a /v/ma vs /uma/ set of races. Part of the reason it was put aside was because one, we didnt want to bring even more attention to ourselves in the war against the jannies but ALSO because people were worried about getting into a shitflinging contest with /vg/ that might lead to more drama and not so great posting. I’ll let that be food for thought for now.
just go play another game or something niggas
>>2398588Do you think Halo had a muzzle just for show? Even after he had to wear it he started using the fucking thing as a blunt force object after it meant he couldn't pick up and slam people down by biting them. .
jiggies
>>2398600Nigger you know the original guy with the maya was from /uma/? Literally WHO CARES>Ohhh this alienates our anons :(Most people are saying they don't care, it alienates a fragile fringe minority who is afraid of the word "bwo". You wanna get in, train speed. Sorry the event is in demand. Statistically speaking most people won't even get in. Would someone like DD suddenly not be allowed to join because he danchous a non /v/ club? Some of you are so fragile.
>>2398579 >>2398380She's not an A uma, and although I'm slightly upset that my best was not enough, I'm proud of that run anyways. That has to be the most successful set of races I've ever done. The only races she ever lost, she still placed second, and usually within a length.
>>2398616AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
I'm sorry bwos. I shouldn't have not asked about it or highlighted/greentexted it.If breads will devolve or go like this during stakes I think I'll refrain from joining. I can still spectate on the sides and still feel the fun https://litter.catbox.moe/1urmsi.jpg
>>2398621you should join because it's very funny seeing people angry
>>2398621Its fine, its the hall monitoring fags getting annoying (like usual)
>>2398621Don't feel bad anon, we're always a powder keg around 6 PM PDT and ESPECIALLY when we approach 1300 posts. I don't know why.>>2398571That uma is flat out a fucking murderer...I can fix her.
>>2398621Don't worry about it. You should do what you want.
we need a boogeyman to blame everything on:I present...jiggiebwos
>>2398621YOU FUCKER YOU DERAILED THE THREAD FOR 30 MINUTES THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>2398621Good. Tell your other friends to stay away.
>>2398621You can join but just don't win the race or some schizo will run a full audit on you and dox you.
>>2398621Hall monitor needs to get kwabbed. But in the end do whatever you want
>>2398621failed the GUTS check award
>>2398626Does such a monster truly exist?
I think you should go play video games or do a career run or something
>>2398625We need to blame one anon of all the evils of the world and then seal him away. That will truly bring peace.
>>2398619congrats, you're getting close, you can probably replace that seeking the pearl card with the kawakami card we get for free this event, that should give you the push you need
>>2398571Halo would intentionally drown birds in his water bucket, I am staying the fuck away from that thing.
>>2398634I'm doing something worse than anyone else could imagine.
>>2398634>this is mouse-drawnlooking good!
>>2398634Damn, that is one CUTE Jordan.
>>2398610Me personally I think its a non issue. I can count the amount of bwos ive seen in the stakes in one hand. And they're all good posters and regulars, but oh no we suddenly have to exclude neighas that post every day with us because theyre in idk, Mambo or whatever.Its pointless to police a made up race for a made up title, the vast majority of that traffic stays in that board because we have a stick up our ass. But we don't have to have a stick up our ass on EVERYTHING at some point you gotta accept some people have dual citizenship, i would hate for a regular or rival to feel like he can't join for arbitrary reasons.
>>2398636I started this run like 2 weeks ago and only JUST picked the game back up, so yeah I probably will for my next run.
>>2398634KEKCUTE JORDAN
kinda bringing a tear to my eye
>>2398634Lmao I thought the neck was a small body and the other lines her arms
>>2398634KINO
>>2398634She looks extremely intelligent
>>2398610I do kinda agree but the board race would be a horrible idea, I still maintain it
>>2398634I'm setting up a home printer. It's a Brother. Did I fuck up?
>>2398621Just join.
>>2398634I think you get flustered too easily.All anons are trying to do is organize a multiplayer event for dozens of players. It gets messy sometimes, and people never agree on everything all of the time, but it’s necessary to hash it out like this. It’s not that serious, dont take it that serious. Just look at it as trying to organize a fun event with a big committee of anonymous strangers. The fact we are all passionate about it means its special to many different anons. The passion and fiery emotions are good.>Someone who cannot hate something cannot love something eitherAnd we wuv the stakes!
>>2398640Yes and a wireless one with dying batteries that I keep buying from corner stores which is probably not a smart idea so if you have any recommendations other than "switch to wired you IDIOT" that would be very cool
How many stamina sparks are you bringing for Taurus?
>>2398638>>2398615Jesus Christ what the FUCK was wrong with him? Was he mentally ill from inbreeding or what?
>>2398633at the end of a thread, if you post a 777 getpost and gaslight someone else 3 times, IT appears with a suspicious link...
>>2398634>Jordan when you ask her the multiplying tables
>>2398660Planning to bring power sparks + stam card instead
>>239866012
>>23986609* stam, 9* power with ura finale and trackblazer whites.
>>2398662Truly terrifying KEK
>>2398633there are jiggies hosted on /uma/ and at least one of the anons that joins them probably crossposts here so yeah
>>2398661Abused and harsh handling early in his career, or so the rumors go. There's also probably a small hereditar factor, as he's a descendant of Nearco, another incredibly tempermental horse.Most of his caretakers felt that he wasn't evil, but rather incredibly anxious and trying to assert control. "I can fix her" wasn't a joke, I genuinely think that, with some help, I could fix a horse that can actually talk about their problems.
>>2398634The lights are on but no one is home, thats how I love my jordan
>>2398676They look uncomfortable to run with
>>2398676Ushimusume approaching you at very fast speed
>>2398658>organizeWe've tried this 11 times. None of them have ever worked.It's better to just let the chaos happen. That's how it works best.
>>2398676truly first rate swinging maestros
>>2398677Most uma outfits do.
>>2398639Now youve got my attention. If it’s some weakshit like gooning to Teioflation I sleep
>>2398676Scary and intimidating swinging maestros
>>2398668>>2398666Hmmm, I found an 8* stamina Dober to borrow, not really sure how I should set up my own parent.It's going to be for Lates, obviously.
>>2398676Which uma would run like this
>>2398686Probably Kawakami Princess.
>>2398684depends on what pink sparks you need
>>2398686No uma would EVER run like this
Reminder that Tracen means Training Center Academy
>>2398690Pinks are irrelevant, I'm only asking about blues.
>>2398682It's actually not that bad but I've been considering Little Cocon.
>>2398686Hmmm.....not kawakami princess for sure ...that's unladylike
>>2398693She be training on my center till i academy
>>2398613What the FUCK did you just call me?
>>2398695What is there to consider, she has no personality and is a complete bitch.
>>2398695wtf is wrong with you
>>2398648>Kingus braUOH
>>2398700CHIGGER
Why are /vg/ fags always so starved of attention like that Rice poster
>>2398679You say that and yet we’re pretty fucking organized. Dedicated hosts, dedicated time, and organized enough to initiate contact between 10 clubs for a cross-board migration. On top of that sending “ambassadors” to mediate with the mods. With each and every stakes it becomes less chaotic, yet the popularity continues to grow. More “rules” are implemented such as tiebreakers and the consistent hosting that werent agreed upon in early stakes but now are the norm.I think you should stop downplaying /v/ma’s ability to organize. There is a degree of chaos and yet among it we are able to implement a pretty consistent tourney and other events artfully.Im not saying anything needs to be done, but by saying “quit trying to organize” you are in fact just adding to the entire debate which was going to unfold whether anyone wanted it to or not. You cant control, Im merely making observations and making suggestions. Anyone is free to ignore them or disagree them, that’s the nature of this place.
>>2398703>>2398704Calm down anons. Maybe he's into ryona or something
Would Moot have liked /v/ma?
>2 speed anklets the entire runI didn't think that was possible. Why did it have to be the run I got groundwork and medium S?
>>2398704>>2398703please consider Cocon's pantsu
Did someone mention Rice Shower?
>>2398714Moot would be a danchou
>>2398710I don't know, the comic with her is kind of cute and after getting my fill of bullying her in MANT I'm starting to feel bad for her. I'd be pissed too if I got 16th-18th in most of the finals races.
>>2398714mootykins is a nishino flower trainer
>>2398714Let go, unc. He's gone.
>>2398714Who?
>>2398714moot would have liked how stupidly chaotic it is but would have ultimately moved us too
>>2398634Doesn't look DUMB enough
>>2398714I don't think moot is alive
Reminder that as of October next year gookmoot will have owned 4chan longer than faggot moot.
>>2398721Moot was an Asukafag so he would have been into a tsundere uma. Maybe Dober? She also kinda fits the body type
>>2398714moot would sticky stakes threads
>>2398725Damn really? :( he would have probably been nicer about it at least
I was hoping to disrupt the drama but apparently, (my) uma was not enough to dissipate this chaos.
Straightaway rewcovery is better than swinging maestro this time, right?
>>2398737There are zero situations where straightaway recovery/BOFA is better than corner recovery/maestro
>>2398714Moot banned me for being an aussie once
>>2398738Someone post THAT clip
>>2398738Swinging can trigger at the start
>>2398739Serves you right, you disgusting cunt.>VNE
I need to save my carats for Camping Taiki and support cards down the line but after doing the event story I have a strong desire to pull for King's alt after seeing how hard she was supporting my Princess.Somebody stop me before it's too late.
>>2398739should've been a perma
>>2398738What's BOFA?
>>2398744It's contained to the middle corner onwards
>>2398750Breath of Fresh Air, gold version of straightaway recovery
>>2398750BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH GOTTEMMMMMM
>>2398736Nah there's no more drama, now we are just talking about that faggot moot. Still miss him, still hate him.
I miss the early 2000s when lgbt practically didn't exist and was at most a general pejorative or a punchline. Now everything including this game has to be filled to the brim with queerness. These cute and strong uma will never have children, because they'd much rather have a dead bedroom with their sapphic lover. /uma/ celebrates this, because anons are mostly either cuckolds or agp troons.
>>2398736If you dont like drama then the stakes isnt for (You) my friend. You guys would have never survived the peak of the Curren vs Falco gang war (still ongoing)
>>2398750
>>2398744You're still getting the full recovery even if it procs immediately
>>2398721He deleted /l/
>>2398756I'm a slow typer on my phone. (Laptop I'd recharging.)
>2398757you already posted this bro, you also posted this on /vmg/
>listening to uma character songs on shuffle>suddenly>HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY>a small grin forms on my face17 days until I get her with shards...
>>2398761because he was forced to, he created it to begin with
>>2398763>when you instinctively know to scroll past a post without reading itfeelsgoodman
>>2398761He deleted /l/ BECAUSE he thought he could become a faggy rich tech social media guru, 4chan was founded cuz lowtax banned all porn due to loli content and moot made the site in response. He was still a lolifag
>>2398763Nigger also posted it on /v/ and for some interesting reason jannies didn't nuke it on sight like the usual uma threads
>>2398765Taikilets still exist?That’s exciting
>>2398748Just get feeder Taiki, I don't see why anyone would want camping Taiki, doesn't seem that special
>>2398770Not like there's ever been a twitter screencap post worth reading.
>>2398772you could post a twitter screencap that says DICKS DICKS DICKS I LOVE SUCKING DICK on /v/ and it would stay up for days just because it's a twitter screencap
>>2398771>BECAUSE he thought he could become a faggy rich tech social media guru... no? He got tired with fighting retards and his own ISP over the legality and AUP.
>>2398765a small cock forms in your mouth
>>2398776That’s probably what set me off to it yeah. You see that and your gut already knows to check out and scroll on by. Back in my day trolling used to mean something
>>2398775Valentine's Taiki is still like 4 years away, she's my second favorite Uma, and I've been wanting this alt ever since I learned it existed. Even if the alt itself is subpar I can at least put regular Taiki in the outfit.
>>2398780Faggot
I don't know any of these people, what the fuck is /l/
They need to add more legend races already. I'll get McQueen in 2 more days and then the next closest one I don't have is Opera in 70 something
BACK IN MAH DAY trolling meant telling newfags to pick Teio with their selector ticket
>>2398779>t. luggage ladCucked by feminists and Epstein’s plaything KWAB
>>2398786There used to be a guro board too newbro
>>2398786lurk moar
>>2398786Kill all Zumas.
>>2398780You are a homosexual
>>2398771i thought it was deleted because people kept posting real shit
>>2398726
I never saw /l/ but I remember /z/
>>2398802PERFECT
>>2398802PUT THIS WOMAN IN CHARGE OF THE THRONE NOW
>>23988021200 wit
>>2398802I will now save your image.
I'll train Brian as my pace for next CM
>>2398802>Fast learner hatI ...KNEEEL?
>>2398802audibly keked
30+ year olds get off my zoomer board REEEEEEEEEEE
>>2398802How is she so intelligent?
>>2398802these little doodles are some of my favorite /v/ma oc
>>2398814Uncs far outnumber you little broMaybe the roblox thread is more your speed?
>uncs
>>2398817THE LOATHSOME BVTTPICKER
uncs straight up malding
>uncsHey anon, do you remember our password?
>>2398823How do you know Im a zoomer and not just some old nigga? Unc was ebonics for decades before zoomniggers gentrified it
>>2398829YeahFalcoWon69!
>>2398635No, anon, turning some random torena into Angra Umainyu and inscribing the sins of creation onto him won't help us. You'll only succeed in creating All the World's Schizophrenia.
>>2398817I trust this woman with my life
>>2398635why not just put it in a chicken oy neighbro
>>2398635Didnt we already do that with the /v/ooners danchou? Might need to sacrifice a new danchou to the alter, as the goddesses are getting restless
>>2398802locked in my CM13 team now
>>2398832That's XxXFalco_Curren_Annihilator69XxX to you
>>2398833>Angra UmainyuActually laughed
>>2398841Well if a new angry manjew is needed, where is neightanyahu?
>>2398833i lol'd
Get a kick from Gimlet or bj from Halo?
>>2398855yes
>>2398848Last seen entering the tunnels. The MANT tariffs against ooniges has stifled UMASSAD temporarily
>>2398855both?
>>2398855>a painful experience vs a pleasurable experience the fuck kind of question is that?
>>2398868you wouldn't get it
>>2398868I don't think he's talking about King.
What's the plan for the stakes tomorrow?
>>2398855>Get my balls drained by a super cute uma>Or>Have an uma kick me with her superhuman strength????
>>2398855JUST fuck my shit up gimlet, so long as she ends me in one blow
>>2398871who is he talking about then?
>>2398868
>>2398849The hell's the context?
>couldn't get 3 wins>couldn't get neicha after 190 rolls>past 10 runs have given me only 1* bluesgetting pretty sick of this casino
>>2398873>>2398868It's not that Halo bros >>2398571
>>2398873Halo was the horse that had to wear a muzzle for..reasons. Not to be confused with his progeny King Halo
>>2398868Halo, not king or goodbye halo. The horse had a terrible temper. Drowned birds on purpose, would break limbs and hands or people, tried to kill humans. He was a mean bastard.
>>2390978oh hey they actually replied pretty quickhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ny6rqa.png
>>2398877YOROKOBE
>>2398878rolling on umas and having to spark or get nothing has me bummed too Not looking forward to the same thing happening with cards
>>2398883What is the uma equivalent of black keys?
>>2398886Air Shakur dupes
>>2398882I was hoping you sent in a report for the cheaters at Eden
>>2398855BJ with Halo.Tazuna's already a biter, and I'm honestly more interested in how the fuck my life would've led up to getting a BJ from Umabal Lecter.
>>2398877Holy Grail Derby.
>>2398889They're very aware of it but just wont do anything
>>2398877Its a fate reference
"I said, ‘Well, that’s fine, but every time you turn him out and bring him back, I want two people with him.’ So that went along fine for a while, and then one day Halo reached around and grabbed the stud groom, Randy Mitchell, right in the stomach and picked him up like a rag doll. Randy was kind of suspended in the air, waving his arms, with his back to the ground."Then Halo got down on his knees and got on top of Randy and started biting him right in the stomach. Virgil Jones was with Randy, and Virgil yelled at Halo and hit him on the head with his fist, and the horse turned Randy loose. Randy’s stomach was black, red, purple, blue and green for a month or so, and they had to take stitches. It was a scary thing."They got Halo into his stall,” Hancock adds. "And they put the muzzle back on."
>>2398885People usually save up 2 sparks for card banners, right?
Does anyone know if the extremely stupid, incomprehensible uma spanish shitposts have a name?
>>2398893Why though? I doubt the botters spend much carats. Just ban their asses
>>2398891The funniest thing for me is how Marvelous is basically the equivalent of Redman in terms of power. She canonically can produce Reality Marble out of nowhere and often raising the mood of anyone she brings along the marble or to go along with what she produced.
>>2398898curimusume
>>2398897Generally speaking, but multiple people have also got only one copy for each spark due to pity. Whales who shell out hundreds of dollars per card because all they can get is a pity each time. 60K down the drain and all you got was a 1LB, it happens more often than you’d think. At least with an uma you get her after one spark. Rolling for cards is a humiliation ritual and thats WITH years of foresight. Can you imagine how difficult it was for the nip pioneers who had no idea of knowing what would be important or what was coming beyond the month?
>>2398901Spics are alright man
Forget about the most likely outcome. What is the FUNNIEST stake outcome.
>>2398906oguri is equally the most likely, the worst and the most funny outcome
>>2398906Falco or some super mutant like Akebono
>>2398906Bakushin
>>2398906Unironically Oguri, the seething levels are gonna be at an all time high.
>>2398906Random ass special week taking it out of nowhere, sealing the first 12 CMs as dominated by THE FACE
Hmm... should we do a shitter league? Low rank umas only.
>>2398906Dober. Bring forth the age of the femcel.
Kawakami is going to be queen.
>>2398906Sakura Chiyono O
>>2398915Like a >fun race? Whats your idea. Your lowest rated uma?
>>2398903I have almost 4 sparks saved and if that's true then I'll be out of money by the time Tachyon drops, jesus christ
>>2398917…of my heart
Has someone drew the Japan Cup 2025 yet? The amount of shitshow that race was is funny.
>>2398906An oonige Suzuka for some bullshit reason
>>2398924No, im surprised nips didnt draft up an admire terra fan design
>>2398924Is the horse that tripped okay? :(
>>2398919More or less, with a cap on C rank max(not C+.)
>>2398923But her name is princess....
>>2398923yeah but queen of /vm/ AND my heart
>>2398906Someone brings an UG falcon and she places second on every race
>>2398906Agnes Digital will always be my number 1 pick
>>2398924Is that a 14 way late start or is that how races USUALLY start?
>>2398921Im not saying it will happen, Im just going by my own experiences and ones that anons have shared from here and the sister board.You might not be that unlucky, but dont go in expecting things to go your way. Be ready for bullshit because it’s designed to try and milk whales. This is why the uncap gems and what have you are valuable to get you rest of the way there, but we only get one every few months essentially
>>2398927He "won" that race. He's my hero
>>2398927yeah he won unofficially and is running in the spring tennosho
>>2398906Personally hoping for a bourbon win turning the future into a wasteland like future trunk's timeline
>>2398935Well yeah he doesn't have an extra 180 lbs on him
>>2398508oy neigh hands typed this
>>2398927Yeah, he got second
>>2398940didn't der/v/'s danchou quit?
>>2398940>DoxxingAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2398940>doxxing my danchouOI
>>2398942No? My neigha he was gone for 2 days
>>2398942My danchou is quiet quitting
>>2398945>flatliner danchodeMY danchou would never.
>>2398947/v/mabro....
>>2398942you’re thinking of /herse/Dont hear much from them these days. hope those neighas are alright
>>2398926How will they replicate the jockey falling off in Terra's uma form?
>>2398947So it's happening here too.....
>>2398940One of these days I will avenge my danchou for this slight...
>>2398955What do you mean?
>>2398952It's a very chill and quiet club. As a wageslave it fits me perfectly.
A lot of loyalty for a hired trainer
She's a big uma.
>>2398959Don't you have a sandwich to eat?
>>2398961Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
I've never encountered any /v/mabroes in a CM but i have beaten sub/uma/ns before.
>>2398906Maru triple crown
>>2398963I keep beating anons from that mahjong club that says something like "this is a /v/ /vg/ /vm/ /soc/ etc club"
>doing parent run>medium S on first inspo, all the supports orange before first summer, good hints, skills and statsGod dammit, this shit barely happens on ace runs
>>2398966Heh, stupid jongers
>>2398954Shoes falling off?
>>2398963I've won against both, I am the strongest trainers in the website.
>>2398965It would turn into a heated debate over anti-frontism. >fronts are too strong for the stakes!
>>2398963Every time I encountered someone from /v/ or /uma/ in qualifiers I got my ass beat
>>2398963I've beaten a few people from here and adjacent places but I never post the screenshots I take of it because thats mean, but i do have them
>>2398966You're thinking of emjaygee. Cool guys, I hope they're alright, we had a hishibro from there that would regularly join rooms and post results but I haven't seen him in a while....
>>2398963I matched with a /vg/fag one time and we both lost to a whale.
I've never paid attention to the names or profiles of my CM opponents. They're nothing to me. Just obstacles in my path to victory.
First Brian attempt, not pictured With all my soul.Wit cards didn't show up much as well as Creek on summer, I feel I need some mid race skills since once she gets to late race the idea is she'll teleport to the front with NSM, SS and IBAM
I post a wuv you sticker after each CM match that I win. When I lose I post the angry vodka one
I have something worse one of my saved races is me beating my danchou in a room match, the hishi one-on-one emote was involved
Is there any benefit to doing golshi mode outside of the cash?Are you guys doing this shit?
>>2398957Lots of burnt out danchous in the other board too
>>2398989>room matchyawn
>>2398934I always assume the worst (though in this 60k isn't the worst technically) when budgeting for rolls, and yeah rolling for cards suck for I never really liked rolling for Umas anyway. Dupes are useful for cards but for Umas you just get pieces for star levels which isn't really to the same extent.
I need more Festa content, she has nothing in global
>>2398994I'm doing a few of them at least since I just dropped below a million coins after unlocking Cheer Kingu's potentials.
I'm ready
>>2398994You get a title if you beat it 12 times and then beat dark golshi mode.
>>2398984Are you using enough stam sparks? I don't like running a lone stamina card, seems like a big gamble when stamina thresholds are involved
>>2398997I have enough cleats to last for months. Dupes get me nothing. Umas give me new careers and options, the actual core experience. Cards are just stat boosters that really only matter in CMs. Spending 30K on cards sucks when you dont get anything you want. Just dupes and hey look it’s the worst SSR ever and now you have her at 0LB. Getting spooked by a NEWma offers so much more assuming its not a costume. Even then more value than a 0LB of an unusable card. Rolling for cards sucks, but I hope you all get lucky. I never fucking do and every spark feels a waste because I dont get the copies I need to actually use the damn thing. My luck is just shit and forces me to go to spark to get just one. I like the game but gacha sucks.
>>2399005Full power, Brian has a 20% stam growth and somewhat high guts there. It's glue since no mid S and no 1k wit.
Let's say cygames gives you full creative control. And they ask you to direct your dream uma game, budget and all that stuff is functionally unlimited. You have full creative freedom when it comes to genre, main character, mechanics, etc with the only rule you have is that it cannot contain explicit sexual content (implied sex or romance or whatever is a yes, but explicit sex is no)What type of game would you like to see with the IP?
>>2399017Elite Beat Agents like rhythm game
>>2399017I want a dating sim. And not any weak shit where the game eventually ends. I want super autistic levels of detail. I want to be able to say stuff to them, I want them to be able to say my name, plan dates, the whole nine yards.
>>2399017Tycoon game where you build a new uma academy.
>>2399017For me give me a manhatan cafe action horror game, basically an RE4 clone but with the ability to deepen your bond with your "friend" for effects or abiliites, use supernatural trinkets, and perform rituals to hunt ghosts along with your standard gunplay, I wanna fight and explore all the weird shit in the uma world like the marvelous dimension or the tazuna skinwalker
>>2399017Turn based JRPG set either in the umaquest world or something like rob roy DMing a dnd adventure, where the gang goes through a fantasy version of tracen academy to defeat the evil queen gold ship.
>>2399017Easy, fighting game.Anybody else that says something different is stupid, wrong, and gay.
>>2399017I've been thinking about this actually, and my idea is an advanced version of a career with full VA, races seaming with cutscenes, and story scenes with main story cinematography. I also thought about picking a gen then picking a character from that gen for the story but it'll cost shitloads of time and money so theoretically a game like this would only focus on one gen.
>>2399026I considered making this. Something like a School Tycoon by Global Star Software, yeah?>>2399022I want a dating sim like Tokimeki Memorial, where you are also a trainer in training.
>>2399033Teio is 100% a rushdown with rekkas
>>2399033Came to post this. An Uma fighting game that was big budget and had a huge roster would be the most sovlful thing imaginable. I would get into competitive fightan if that happened.Otherwise just make some Sonic Adventure clone where you’re running through big worlds and raising some chao equivalent but its some chibi uma retard
>>2399017I want both, a mario party ripoff or a wario ware ripoff. But with triple the amount of minigames, with unlimited budget. Make uma party the main mode and uma ware one of the side modes.
>>2399033Tekken-like or no deal.
>>2399035But would you get to control the uma in the race?
>>2399050DOA-like or no deal
>>2399017Seiun Sky Fishing arcade gameRacing game but they’re just running umas that somehow can also drift like crazy, levels like Initial D
>>2399049>Mario Party or Warioware ripoffTHIS
I DID IT I WONAn overseas CM on my belt, and with my oshi pick to boot. Today ended up even better than I imagined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evawKUdjI5A
>>2399036>Something like a School Tycoon by Global Star Software, yeah?I never played that so I couldn't say, but looking at screenshots it seems similar to what I had in mind. I was thinking along the lines of some kind of mix between a colony and tycoon sim. I suppose the core gameplay loop would be generating income from student enrolments and meeting performance targets and then spending money to build/upgrade facilities and infrastructure. The students' daily routines would be fun to watch, with them arriving in the morning, following schedules & interacting with each other and the facilities you've built, then leaving at the end of the day. I was thinking that the map would be a multiple z-layer grid with a zoning and freeform placement system akin to most tycoon games. The students would have basic info and stats which increase based on available equipment/facilities and efficiency of traversing the academy.
>>2399051>turn left but with people instead of carsEh I dunno
How about fast paced game like Sonic but umamusume
>>2399017A racing game where you compete as the Umas themselves including a mix of realistic or wacky tracks and locations seen in story mode or the franchise media. Each character has unique abilities they can use during races. The game would offer a high level of customization so it can appeal both to competitive keibafags who want a more realistic simulation and to players looking for something closer to an arcade experience like Mario Kart or sonic riders. Plenty of costumes for each character, distinct voice lines, animations, and gestures, multiple modes, such as a career mode and online multiplayer matches. I'd sink so much time on it.
>>2399065AYE CONGRATS JPBRO
>>2399065Congrats
>>2399065WAGMI extends to our elders too. Congratulations dacchi.
Are these just rare as fuck or an unlucky? I've probably done 150 MANT runs so I'm not doing an absolute ton but still.
>>2399066Ooh! Maybe you could set up your own races too!And perhaps there could be a multiplayer mode where you can have up to 4 schools competing in the same racing association, resulting in inter-school rivalries.
>>2399065Nice work, dacchi
>>2399065Omedetou!
>>2399076I think they MAAAY be tied to a character you're running. I got Birth of a new Umadol from my most recent Falcon run I think.
>>2399065EXCELLENT!
>>2399065I would bawl my eyes out the moment I heard HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO
>>2399017Uma warriors or an uma platinum game would be the greatest thing known to man
>>2399065Really fun CM this time round. Falco and Transcend battling each other for the lead and left the rest of the pack so far behind you'd think both of them are runaways. Real high paced races that felt very American. Not for the finals though, Falco late start into rushed left Transcend leading the whole time. Then City (my other oshi pick) got into striking range by the final corner and got very close to winning (neck).
>>2399065if it wasn't graded group A then it doesn't count
>>2399098Please kindly kill yourself.
>>2399098My carat count says otherwise.
>>2399097>Shichi has a dramatic surge and loses by a neckMan, I know that sequence all too well
>>2399101how many
>>2399097Do people use base Falcon or GL Falcon nowadays?
>>2399098>he doesn't know open is respectable nowLol
>>2399105Parade Falcon
>>2399105No because Blue Falcon is stronger. She's the one with the most WR in my team (some 40%), and then she stepped aside for the finals. How considerate of her!
>>2399067Now with QTEs and button mashing!
>>2399107Daiwa WON
>>2399105Parade falcon is the top 1 dirter
>>2399115Save that for a steeplechase game. Actually that would make for a good race where you drive your uma.
>>2399033which uma is a grappler?
>>2399118Curren could never
>finally got Medium S>forgot to change Windy for Finemo and ended with 3spd and 1 witI'm such a fucking retard holy shit
>>2399120El condor pasa duh
>lose all 5 tickets to g3s in junior year>all with +300 speed/power/wit
>>2399126Golshi mode?
>>2399120Taiki hug is a command grab but she also has ranged tools
>>2399120
I know we still have finals and the stakes to go, but was CM12 the biggest dud yet?
What if Spe was dumber and sluttier https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2048945733177602202
>>2399137>but was CM12 the biggest dud yet?Depends if I win or not
>>2399120Akebono is the low-tier fuckass huge character with no combos and 12 command grabs
>>2399033I'd be down, but would the honse owners be ok with their umas getting cte'd in the face? Imagine seeing them getting kinnikubustered like in that one aki engine game
>>2399017Physical pinball machine.
>>2399156i'd kill for this
>>2399156real unc shit
>>2399156Best I can do is pachislot
>>2399120King Halo the gang beasts menace
After the stakes we'll need a XOgurin only room to figure out who's the hungriest of them all.
One last City drawing for now, and I'll stop spamming you all with her.
>>2399169Don't you dare stop now
>>2399169DrawGOD I hope you have a wonderful evening/morning for blessing us with more Shichi propaganda
Where's the Ines propaganda?
>>2399169Beautiful.
Anyone bringing Xoguri to the stakes will be kicked from their club after the event. Thank you for your attention.
>>2399156konamianon...
>>2399169>Shichi>SpamThose two don't exist
>>2399169Shichi is based, you are based. They need to give me 40 more stars so I can unlock her finally and enjoy her for myself.
>>2399169Umazing
>>2399169She really is unreasonably pretty
>>2399169Cygames fuckin cooked making gold city
She... She looks like me.. She's built like me... I... thank you
Why does nobody care about Satono Diamond anymore?
>>2399187I do but I don't post about her so I can keep her all to myself.
>>2399187I think she sucks
If the best wit I can get is 1000 which is once in a blue moon, I shouldn't even bother trying to tryhard, right? I don't have Fine Motion and my Tachyon isn't even maxed out
>>2399188I have certain thoughts about one of my favorite umas but I don't think anyone needs to hear them either.
>>2399169Gold city is so beautiful it hurts, she's like an angel
>>2399187i got her on a random 10p so thats neat
Today is a gyarupilled day
>>2399187She's my oshi but I don't want to spam about her too much
>>2399195why's that?
>>2399169I need gold city marriage in my life to ever be a happy man.
>>2399191Trainers spreading the word about their favorite uma, especially unreleased or unknown, is always encouraged. Hornyposting less encouraged but we all want to suck on Neicha's fat fucking ears so it's understandable.
I will not fall for shichi propaganda
>>2399199Hornyposting is incredibly encouraged so long as it's tasteful, no one wants to see hyperanus gold ship.
>>2399197Excellent ToJo OC earlier in the thread:>>2398634>>2398802
>>2399203>no one wants to see hyperanus gold shipSpeak for yourself
>>2399169I feel about city how most other anons feel about neicha, she's so perfect.
>>2399187I rolled her during the free gibs but still haven't gotten around to reading her career...
>>2399207Well, what are you waiting for? This is a dead period anon-kun.
>>2399213I'll make time for her.
>>2399169I hope city brings you infinity plats
>>2399213anyone without atleast 2 CM13 aces is ngmi
>>2399190That’s pretty good for no Fine and non-MLB Tachyon. Assuming you’re a newer player, you push it as far as you want. Having max wit is not necessary to win. It’s good to have but 1,000 wit is respectable. I lost to some shitter with 700 wit or something. On paper I shouldnt lose to them but that’s what Im saying. You can get lucky against anyone, just dont expect to dominate. Do your best and have fun, your deck will get stronger over time
>>2399216If you aren't preparing for cm14 rn you are bricked.
>>2399199I don't know, I've just been obsessed with Taishin ever since I randomly got her ages ago. I just can't stop thinking about her career. I end up reading more and more into the events and themes of the overall story despite it not even being that deep. I feel like I've been stricken by something I don't quite know how to describe.
>>2399187She’ll stay at my entrance forever
>>2399218I did say once in a blue moon. Most of the time its 700.
>>2399220Based boylover
>>2399216>>2399219Thanks bwos!
>going from 5 runs a day to maybe 2>less than half the chance per day to see a high roll No wonder the japs hated this scenario so much. 40-50 minutes to get a slightly below average uma without med S is so ass.
is it weird to want to see pregnant art of your Umawife?
>>2398984My Brian is gonna run as a Late, no reason not to take advantage of the better position since it has a better accel, easier stam target, and none of her skills care about being a Pace unlike Oguri who's giving up a free Gold recovery. I also am pretty sure you're massively understammed
Which would you guys run? Left seems better, but I'm a bit worried about her survival.
>>2399228on average im getting better aces since hitting critical skills and distance S is much easier with high affinity, MANT training is also more consistent 2 runs a day is perfectly fine
>>2399222Like I said with a deck like that, you can only do so much but just keep trying and dont take it so seriously. So long as you cap speed have enough stamina, aim for medium S with passable power and wit, you can get lucky. Just give it a shot, and it’s always worth participating even if you lose. It’s up to you how much you want to sink in
