>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbAnother day in the dark ages of uma musume! Recruiting is now open, If you need a club. Post ID
>>2411870Teh' 'suzer
I LOVE MANT
Oguri ate the + in my club rank ;_;
/v/MAPYOI /v/MAPYOI
CM13 rooms soon, im almost done with my aces.
>your wife's first major global appearance it's already mindbreaking luckletsOff we go
eating this image slot
>>2411878>flatliner danchouNot looking good for beema....
>>2411877>eats the plats of millions>eats the club ranks of millions>eats the carars of millions>eats billions of burnt out trainersWhen the fuck is she being tried for war crimes?
>>2411880I've been working on the first ace for several days and still don't have a single one with good stats, good skills, and Medium S.
>Try to make a parent for the first time in months>do it on golshi mode>complete kusocareerjesus that shit is awful, but i NEED the money! can you farm money fast in URA or by doing shit mant careers where i only run in like 7 races total?
Can I inherit brians unique or is that a brick?
>>2411881Please stop being mean to me.
>>2411892It's good if it procs
Fujin seems pretty strong ths track desu
>>2411892Brian's unique is great on anything that's not a Frontrunner
>>2411870It's Suzuka's birthday!!To celebrate, I’ll be hosting the Suzu Stakes, a recreational Takarazuka Kinen race with 18 slots, limited to 1997-1998 generation umas. See picrel.>Hanshin, 2200m, Spring, Right, Firm, Sunny, Great moodSimilar to the current CM, the main acceleration skills are Red Shift/Angling/Iron/MPB.Bring ONE uma! The room will be open 30 minutes after the second reset, about 6 hours and 30 minutes from now. The winning uma will be decided by a best of five.I'll also host an additional >fun race for those who have Suzuka: the Runaway Cup! A race with 14 slots where only runaway Suzukas are allowed.>Sapporo, 1500m, Spring, Right, Firm, Sunny, Great moodIt’s the shortest mile in the game, so spot struggle shouldn’t cause any Suzukas to gas out. Maybe. I hope...The room will be open shortly after the Suzu Stakes.
>>2411870>OC on the OPKino
Unironically why isn't she a runaway? I'm pretty sure she won races by a distance before.
>>2411878OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2411892For this track? It has a good chance to brick itself since it can proc during the final cornerI would rather take Triumphant Pulse/Barcarole of Blessings
Love wasting forty minutes for this
>>2411906Why would she be a runaway? She never lead by huge distances, she distanced other horses in the last spurt but she never established an uncatchable lead
>>2411912Can't wait for spark rerolls in 1.5
We can talk about JP here right? Im just so happy nige finally have modern support that can compete with the other styles.
>>2411882>>2411887Is /v/ma an architect state now?
>>2411917Fronts are out of the gutter? Is it Machan's card?
>>2411901How much time do I got to train?
>>2411917>We can talk about JP here rightyes, yes please do!>nige finally have modern supportTell more! >t. Wuv fronts and ooniges
>>2411919We are a Christian monarchy now
>>24119226 hours and 15 minutes
ROAR if you like Suzuka!
>>2410997why do all the best girls get wedding alts in cards only and random whores get whole outfits?
>>2411929gao~
>>2411929AAAAAARGH!
>>2411924There hasn't been a nige specialist card for years. Does this fully fix them? No, does this help a lot and helps them be much more viable and make them take much less work? Yes.
>>2411929I am so happy Runawayfags get fucked in the ass by MANT, best scenario ever, fuck your easy mode running style. They should never bring it back
>>2411939I can't read Japanese.....
>>2411939>Tap Danceshame i wont be able to use it on her, but its still great! also, love the card art!
>>2411942Suzubroken
>>2411942>He doesn't know
>>2411925The only thing we are is fucking starving, she ate your plats, your club rank and your carats.
>>2411949Well yeah you have to go back to the worst scenario in the game if you want to use it, I guess even they realized that while it's broken bullshit, letting you make MANT stat Runaways would've been too much even for them
>>2411901Guess I need to actually try to win this or else I'll be banished from my club.
>>2411931>random whores>look inside>best girls????
i bricked my perfect run like a fucking retard
>very slightlyIs this the biggest gaslight of the dancers?
>>2411901Sounds fun, I'll try to bring something even if it's shit
>>2411962Happens to the best of us
>>2411961graceless sprinter hands wrote this
>>2411929
One thing that is kind of unnerving, is that since we're no longer on /v/, i cant just write of any dogshit opinion or a post as some melty schizobabble. Like, the jiggyschizo, or the suzubroken, or the shill noooticer fags could actually be my clubmates, even.
Unironically speaking, what's wrong with a quota to retain A+ rank? Not advocating for them, but isn't it better?
>>2411943>new 2 skill point speed card for niges (which they desperately needed)>can pick 2 golds from concentration, top runner or new gold front/med-locked accel
>>2411971They're gay and icky.
>>2411971Too many flatliners unironically, one of them even infiltrated and took over the danchou position.
>>2411970Jiggyschizo and Suzubroken ARE, in fact, OUR clubmates, I see your name, I'll contact you in a moment
>>2411939>120 special priority>100% skill hint frequency
>>2411970The schizos were calling from inside the house
>>2411971A+ in MANT times is would be like 3 careers a day per person. We'd need to reshuffle half the clubs for the people that actually play enough to keep up to be in one club.
>>2411970The fact that the suzubroken anon is a regular is part of what makes it funny, though. He’s going to keep doing this until EOS
>>2411985Yeah thats the big issues, you got 50% of the population that grinds hard and plays every day, 50% that doesn't.
>>2411970I think the Suzubroken dude that also hated Shichi and Dober got purged with the move here. Which is honestly good. Jiggyschizo was born here and is a schizo.I don't consider the shill nooticer a schizo yet. It's just a dogshit opinion. I have dogshit opinions too, but I don't say them because I know they are dogshit opinions. It's just a bit of lack of self awareness. If he starts repeatedly seething about it in multiple threads then he gets promoted to schizo too.
My club would have been A rank if I just did like 5 more careers...
>>2411983THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
Actually the schizos are from /vg/
>>2411971>quotaBut there's no one to replace people with...
>>2411990Suzubrokenbro is around, but the guy that hated gold city is in /vg/ now.
There is now a vacancy over at /v/mers! Any of the clublets looking for shoes and CP should find in themselves the courage to turn in their application via the game or by posting their id for an invite. So long as abide by the rules and make an effort, you will not be beheaded in the public square.
who is suzubroken and how can we repair him?
>>2411989I honestly dont consider it an issue. Clubs were quota-less from day 1 as far as im aware, thats the only reason ive joined anyway.
>>2412001Disband /v/ma and move everyone into der/v/, /v/mapyoi and STARASTERSTAR, ban /v/ma's danchou
>>2411870I love the art style of this drawfag, pretty sure it's also the same guy that drew the cute curren comic and the belno/yanko titties right? Did he survive?
>>2411970I saw one of my clubmates ranting about jiggies in the club chat too...
>>2412007I don't think its an issue at all, im saying the issue is that we have a population split so even a quota would not do much without a complete reshuffling
>>2411971Quotas fucking suck and make everyone feel even more obligated to play, fuck that, this isn't a job
>>2412010>He drew the Belno lewdK/V/NOOOOOOOOO.I hope he's doing fine.
>>2412004I liked your banner better when Rice was smiling and not frowning.
>>2412005Anon that claims runaway suzuka is an overpowered, broken and unbeatable strategy that has ruined the game and is willing to die in that hill
>>2412005Scorpio rape victim
>>2412010>>2412016I think the last I saw of him was this WIP of the Elite 8 and I haven't seen him since, were the Dirt Suzuqueen/Ebayan titties posted before we moved here? He might not have made it fuck ;___;
What a stingy poorfag
>>2412021>He might not have made it fuck ;___;Doomniggers said the same time about shichigod
>>2412018>die on that hillGod, i wish he would
>>2411978don't be harsh to danchou, he's extremely busy playing other games all day long, prease understand
>>2412023Thats half a dollar
>>2412023>gets upset because you're so skilled that she can't guide you like a big sisterCutejin
>>2412023There really is something extremely lewd about ines fujin
>>2412024What is jordan even trying to do?
>>2412021Drawfags disappear and appear again for no reason. They are fickle creatures. I'm still on the "I hope he's doing good and eating his vegetables" train
Who is /ourguy/ for haruten?
>>2412005Remove Runaway from the game or ban it from all CMs like debuffs
>>2412035>1.4 oddsHoly christ.
>>2412035ADMIRE TE->second favoritenevermind... it's Precious Day now!
>>2412034Bro hes fine, he's literally in a club
>>2412031I don't care for her racing outfit but her casual wear is fucking top tier.
>>2412035Admire Terra of course
>>2411878>doxxing
>>2412035Forever Young is gonna lose in the Arima Kinen to Croix isn't he?
>>2412035>shin emperorWhat went wrong?
>>2411878Why is danchou the top earner in /v/mapyoi
>>2412035Admire Terra proving that he can do it with a jockey as well.
>>2412041Oh he is? You know it's him? Then sorry for doomfagging again
>>2412048He is THAT strong
>>2412035Qrd on bloodlines?
>>2412050Nah I just remember he said he was.
>playing around in the umaviewer>find this animationSUZUKA NO! DONT DO THE BEJITA POSE, NOOOO
>>2412035Why is Croix so fuarking strong
>>2412056AAAIIIIEEE I'M KNEELING
>>2412035>redentorsick name not gonna lie
>>2412045>Turf: G
>>2412056>Does the jobber thumb >immediately dies
>>2412056ORE WA SUPAH SUZUKA DA
>>2412047Wasn't he gonna run larc?
Why are mare Umas automatically so much cuter and more attractive? It shouldn't even make a difference and yet it does, like a lot.
Is fujin's family like severely in debt
it's funny how Digitan is the designated pervert otaku uma that actively lusts after other umas and yet she has ZERO yuribait scenes, especially when compared to shit like ballroom events
>>2412069Its the bloomers
Alright, expedition to the old country for recruiting. Who is with me?
>>2412069Ikuno Dictus is one of the ugliest umas in the game, the glasses make her even worse, she's on that uggo list along with>Inari One>Zenno Rob Roy>Biwa Hayahide>K.S. Miracle>Biko Pegasus>Dream Journey
>>2412072That's partially because she's too freaky for everyone else.
>>2412077>the glasses make her even worseI will hang you like laundry neigher
>>2412073I mean that helps but it's definitely like a subconscious thing of knowing they're based on something that is female rather than male even if they are all female in the Uma universe. Like I see a mare Uma and I automatically seem them as more wife material than a stallion Uma.
I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRYI HATE OGURI CAP
>>2412073I definitely like the bloomers more than the shorts, but at the same time none of the mares end up cracking into my top list.
>ikuno shaminggayest post in the thread
>>2412077>Biwa HayahideGayest post ITT
>off for the day>first thing i did when I woke up is nut to oguri weight gainIt's so fucking over, danchou. Sentence me to 20 runs in the fan mines
>>2412092Nigger where is the chatbot
>>2412086Well, what's the top list?
Opera Swimsuit alt when?
>*bricks your run*
>It's another episode of a "run shits the bed in senior year after finally getting medium S"Barely any rainbows when I could train, card chains never finishing and bad shop rng but at least it got half decent sparks to use as a grandfather
>>2412076Would not be a bad idea
>>2412092When you start fapping to this degeneracy I don't know how you don't stop right in your tracks, abstain from doing it for a few days, and then go fap to some normal porn again. Like shit man, just don't fap for a week and then pick an uma with some fat fucking tits and go wild. You rewire your brain everytime you release so much dopamine(aka reward hormone). Doing it to more and more degenerate stuff is a slippery slope, and fixing it is just a matter of stopping and start consciously rewiring your brain in the other direction.
>>2412101Ik thats not your ace, but I dont build fronts, is that enough mid race?
>Spe and Golshi pieces in the friend shopWhen did they start doing that?
>gay jerking off discussionWrong thread bwos
>>2412108It's GOLD week Anon.
>>2412109Its two posts, its over by now.
>>2412098It'd be too obvious, so instead I'll mention I did enjoy Nishino the most so far. It's not like the story was great but I liked the feeling of being an inexperienced trainer with a trainee that had a similar mindset. Weirdly, I'm interested in Almond Eye in the future. I don't care about her record or her strength, there's just something about her that makes it seem like it'd be really fun to get on her nerves.
>>2412056AHA! Found it!
>>2412108Gold ship and special week fused into golden week. This is canon
>>2412107Probably not, but I barely got hints as well, so I bought what I could to at least try her in rooms and see what can be improved
>>2412112Almond fraud would definetely fall for the easiest most basic bait
Should I train Spe or Taiki for the suzu stakes?
>>2411912The spark system is such ass.
>>2412120Spe is more soul
>>2412100I won plat with this run, by the way: >>2397986
>>2412120THE FACE
>>2412088megane sex
My danchou is fucking dead
>>2412104Not him but can you fix it at any point? Just yes or no I don't want to derail the thread
>>2412134lucky
>>2412134We know, /v/ooners (beeooners)
Alright, which clubs have spots
>>2412134>My danchou is dead>I don't want to join a club, I just want the gibs>click here to see my fans
>>2412141/v/mapyoi has a spot or two
/v/mapyoi has two vacants open!>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved!>A rank club!>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)!If you're among the few anons that aren't part of a /v/ club please consider us!
>>2412134Suzuka's too sexy, no reason not to fuck her
>>2412146>another guy diedNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2412146>>2412004This is literally screaming into the void, we are not going to recruit anyone this way, there is just us here. The only thing that could help is either this >>2412076 which nobody has the balls to try and probably won't work and also this anon >>2406561 who was left completely unanswered and confused
>>2412149He has been dead for like 20 days
>>2412151>Doomniggers
>>2412076This will truly be an expedition 33
ASTER CENTURY INCOMING
>>2412151You forgot just recruiting from /vg/.
Is there a point to these tings after MANT?
>>2412160That's like looking for job candidates at an insane asylum why would you ever want to do that?
>>2412035>1.4 odds on a horse that hasn't run anything longer than 2400mAre people really that confident about his Kita blood
>>2412151Doomkeks always make me laugh, 9 months of survival against all odds and you're still a /weakmind/.
>>2412163Ehhhhh
>>2412164Who cares? They just need to do a few career runs per month.
>>2412146>twoAIIEEEE please don't kick me!
>planning to draw SIL soon>got distracted doing a Ruby sketch instead>apparently today (in Japan) is SIL's birthday and now I've missed the opportunity to do birthday art for herI'm such a fool...
>>2412172They doxx people and are genuine assholes to anyone, except for the guys that come here and are known to be good people such a thing can only backfire
>>2412179They can't be worse than a jigger.
>>2412177It happens to best of us, time is a finite thing.
>>2412179They have both normal anons and schizos, the schizos and bad actors have been getting more uppity and drowning most discussion lately, and they don't come here because we're unfun and have a stick up our ass. Their more normal anons that actually want to play and discuss the game, and not the latest drama or dick pic, could be our new blood.
>>2412179Oh noo, now everyone's gotta know that you are HonseFucker69420!
>>2412151I've done recruitment and made threads on /v/ but the mod/janny acts too fast
>>2412182no
>>2412182They seem happy in their clubs, I'd love to poach them
>>2412182>we're unfun and have a stick up our assNever thought I see someone actually admitting this lol
I haven't made a single CM13 ace yet
/vm/abwos what if let's say, a bwo were to quit their club and become a bro. Would it be fine or nay?Asking for fren
>>2412193Same, working on parents as usual, hoping to luckshit inspirations
>>2412193Nobody has, if anyone has I'll kill myself
>>2412182>They don't let me ERP with my discord friends! >They hate my AI slop spamI don't think that's fun for anyone other than the schizos.
>>2412192Unfun? I wouldn't say that I have a blast with the funposting here. But stick up our ass? That's completely undeniable, people here are very, very, very quick to tell you to fuck off
>>2412193I'm not going to start until I'm done with Golshi mode.
>>2411985Kek what are you talking about?A+ in Mant is around 1.5M a day if you have a full club. That's a bit less than 2 careers/day.
>>2412193it's not like you're missing any of the plats to try to score them while everyone else is on their victory lap, right?
>>2412195Fine, no one really cares. We've had people switch before.
>>2412160/uma/ looking for anons on /v/ has always been frowned upon (*cough* cunnyinc *cough*), so I think it would be really stupid to go and poach anons from them. If a /vg/fag comes here and willingly joins a club, that's perfectly fine though
>>2412186We could still try, it's a new month.
tomorrow is a danchou's birthdaynot saying which one though
God forbid I get a single one of my fucking support card events instead of ANOTHER FUCKING MOOD DOWN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>2412204This is my chance to get starred Taurus plat but right now I'm wholly unmotivated to do anything
NATIE, NO!
>>2412195As long as you adapt and behave like one of us I don't think anyone will care
>>2412207Yeah I agree with that, we had umaooo and cunny inc trying to poach. I don't wanna be rude and poach from /vg/ when they got their own population. It's about civility.
>>2412195Just don't join oy neigh, last time it happened the guy got kicked a day before reset, he wasn't even a low fan earner either
>>2412141>>2412004/v/mers has a spot as does /v/mapyoi >>2412146
>>2412221nta but I've heard of this before is it really true
>>2412221>false flagging to try to get an upper handI see the hotumaglue call center is working overtime
>>2412218cunny inc isn't even an /uma/ club
>>2412226Huh? Where the FUCK did they come from
>>2412207well, because we were on equal grounds, /v/ and /vg/ have a large population and is much easier to recruit people this way. Since uma is banned on /v/ then it's no longer equal, it's fight for survival, I would absolutely recruit on /vg/
>>2412221I thought that was /v/ma
>>2412224Noppers
>>2412195Some of them have joined our clubs, only a few fags get pissy about it
>>2412225Don't reply to bait
>>2412236Fun tip: Many torenas fail this simple step
going to try to make a pace chaser for the CM. is this deck dogshit, or may it work out? (no speed growth; sparks are 6+6stam, 3pow, 2guts) https://litter.catbox.moe/0p6o86p4jkj5glkg.png
>>2412231Nah /v/ma kicked out a guy by accident cuz chrono said he was flatlining for 5 days, then when he posted in the thread they added him back.
>>2412221makes sense, Oy neigh is basically /vg/ lite. They brought Xoguris to the stakes and began to false flag as /uma/
>>2412199Which is a good thing, there's plenty of Discords out there to ERP with trannies. Watching /uma/ literally post their cocks was insane.
>>2412226>cunny inc isn't even an /uma/ club>cunny inc>isn't even an /uma/ clubAnyone else smelling gaslight or am I imagining it?
>>2412239Chrono that bitch!
>>2412229>>2412242I think it's a 4chan club but not an /uma/ club.Basically people that are active on a different general about a different gacha created their own uma club.
>>2412226It WAS an /uma/ club, a /vg/fag once told us they disbanded months ago
>>2412242I could've sworn the danchou had it on his profile but I literally don't know enough or care about it to check
>>2412205>>2412217>>2412221>>2412235Naruhodo. Will consider itIf what club to join should I just pick randomly
>>24122383spd is always overkill, you'll be fine with 3 wit
>>2412186We have to keep trying because we are not going to get anyone just recruiting here. it's either /v/, /vg/ or reddit, which /vg/ does anyway.
>>2412245Ohhhh like the /vt/ one and emjaygee?
>>2412229Cunny hasn't been 4chan vernacular in years anon, people say that shit on twitter and discord now. Same with uoooooh posting.
>>2412246We never had that club on our clublist
>>2412249really? my idea was that overkilling speed would allow me to have more turns to level up wit and power and stuff. ill replace sweep with marvy wit then
>>2412257Ah, well that's what another /vg/ fag said a long long time ago, talked about >le zero fans danchou. You know how things get lost in the game of telephone.
>>2412257>>2412262Wait nevermind it's a very old dead club that I almost forgot it existed
>>2412252I'm a purist, let's just try in /v/. I'd rather keep relationships with our sister board civil, If we suddenly start advertising there it will be kind of annoying when they got their own clubs to worry about.
Honestly, clubs that have /v/ in their names should just drop it and make it BEE or something like that, we can't go back to /v/ permanently and recruiting is just much harder that way.
>>2412269That thread is deleted
>>2412253I'm not sure but probably>>2412246They never were actual /uma/clubs. They did post on /uma/ at the start since they are from /vg/ but they are more of an immigrant diaspora rather than actual /uma/ anons. There were more clubs like that near the launch of the game but most of them died or are mostly inactive now I think
>>2412270Special Week WOULDN'T say this
>>2412186This thread is 14 hours old: >>>/v/737984803>>2412272I forgot how to crosslink.
>>2412272bwo forgot how to crossboard >>>/v/737984803
>>2412273Interesting history lesson, either way. Death to cunny inc
>>2412259you may end up with godlike trainings after you cap it on second summer and have no good wit onesand how do you expect to hit 800 stam + gold, you're running og creek?
>>2412275>>2412276Have we made horsegirls that popular?
>3 races in a row coming up>I have a cupcake>no skin creme but the chance of that is low>win race>random mood down>win race>random mood down>win race>race fatigue>training on the next turn is pic relatedMood downs are artificial difficulty and should be removed. And of course the reported bitch is nowhere to be seen when her mood ups are actually needed.
>>2412259>>2412259>my idea was that overkilling speed would allow me to have more turns to level up wit and power and stuffIt does work but really only for Umas with power growth bonus and for speed cards with high TE and pow bonus. Combine them together with stam parents and you should be good to witmax as well but you'll be lucky for that to overlap with gold skills you want.
>>2412275That's just ZZZ. The solution is very shrimple, just try it. Make a thread in the old board and we do a recruiting expedition, worst case scenario we can still pick up some leftover people. Last time we ran some rooms there like a week ago you could see regulars that haven't made it yet in the practice rooms.
