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>Taurus Cup
Starting at 10:00 pm, May 14
Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm

Next /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)
>/v/inning Derby
Race Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself

>/v/manese Jokes
Race Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!

Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.

>Welcome to the NHK Mile
Race Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great Mood
Fail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!

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1 week until the taurus rerun! Make sure your uma musume are ready.
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>>2422433
Cute princess.
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>>2422433
>Kawakami in the OP
naisu
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I forgot to ask, are the triple crown races MANT only?
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So I just skip this CM and prepare for the next one? Is that it? I will never make it?
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Any 13 roomas?
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>One week until the CM
so uhh…how do you cope?
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>>2422440
I don't mean to be rude, but anon, can you read?
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>>2422441
Are you struggling with 13? What, hitting the stamina goal?
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>>2422445
Its 1 week until registration
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>>2422446
Oh...im retarded, sorry anon. Im a dragon ball fan
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>>2422441
We are all gonna make it. Im gonna put more effort into the next one with parents early. Finishing up my current team and not gonna spend too much time optimizing them and will just roll with what Ive got.

We are all gonna make it, so long as (You) never give up
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>>2422447
No, like I said in the previous thread. I have been busy and don't even have parents because I need fucking Mile sparks and the RNG parent runs are garbage, hell I am not even 100% sure on my team comp, man I am such a fraud, I do not fit with the rest of you guys
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>>2422450
Least obvious one piss falseflag
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>>2422447
NTA but my problem is that I'm trying to win Graded A with semi F2P cards, but I think I might just give up because getting the right highroll seems impossible.
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>>2422453
You're not a fraud. Making mile parents is relatively easy unless you have a mile F or E uma. You can borrow a 3* mile from chrono
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https://jiggie.fun/m9sK_i
Jig time.
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>>2422457
Mind posting? Which umas.
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>>2422445
I KNEEL I SQUEAL MY TAURUS PLAT ISN'T REAL I COPE I MOPE SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE I SIN I NEVER WIN I BELONG IN THE TRASH BIN I JOB I'M A SLOB I'M TOO WEAK TO TURN THE DOORKNOB I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG MY TRAINEE'S AN OLD HAG I AM A THIRD RATE FAG
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IT'S
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>>2422464
I really hate that they fucking BUTCHERED her race outfit completely
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>>2422453
First rate is a state of mind. We all have our own doubts about ourselves. There is many paths to the end destination, and only you can chart your own path forward. Do not compare yourself to others, just plow forward
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>>2422463
I unironically think this about myself and worse
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>>2422463
I said this
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>>2422472
The forehead is big to fit an unlimited amount of kisses
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Reminder that open league is perfectly fine, especially with how the current meta is and how long it takes to build an ace.
The rank cap even got raised to A+ so you can reuse those Unity umas you have lying around!
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god imagine waking up to this every morning
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>>2422464
A marvelous sunday is better than a silent one, yes
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>>2422477
If I don't get a single plat in MANT I will kill myself and it's not even a joke
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>>2422477
Daiwabro, I enjoy playing the game
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>>2422480
She looks scary
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>>2422479
>knuckle sandwich for breakfast
My favorite!
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>>2422477
Vodka WON
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>>2422433
Your move /v/ma.
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>>2422479
an unkissed forehead every morning...
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>>2422481
I didn't roll for Xoguri or Vourbon so I'm not expecting one at all
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>>2422480
How good are the lewds in this?
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>>2422492
I couldn't even win one with XOguri and Dominator in my time last CM
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>>2422494
Take the doberpill
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>>2422477
>Rank cap got raisied A+
This is huuge
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>>2422499
>and there's no one left to recruit in /vg/
Not looking good!
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>>2422499
Hi neighbor, unfortunately. We have our own recruiting problems, no thanks.
Best of luck though.
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>>2422499
Bwo…read the room
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>>2422499
>Because it turns out MANT actually did kill the game and there's no one left to recruit in /vg/.
and yet /vm/a will try to tell you MANT isn't dogshit
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>>2422495
NTA but I couldn't even win one with Dober and Dominator in my time last CM
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>>2422499
>Tama
B A S E D
>recruiting here
No thanks, bro. We got enough problems recruiting here when we can't recruit in /v/.
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It's still up
https://draw.kuku.lu/room/?hash=850912458
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>>2422472
why are you wearing lipstick?
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>>2422499
Try making a thread on /v/ and asking there
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>>2422481
ever mant CM is a mickey mouse cup
t. won both so far
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>>2422499
Get the fuck out of here you faggot, we don't recruit on /vg/ out of respect, do the fucking same
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>>2422515
He's gyro zeppeli
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>>2422507
Some people like it. Doomposting is gay but Ive commented on how MANT is destroying my followers with double the inactives. Only a couple more months to go
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>>2422518
This is agree with, one of the things that should be gatekept.
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>>2422517
I mean this in the most respectful way, but if you won both you don't get to have a say on how losers have to feel
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>>2422510
>the opera bird
Okay this is kinda funny.
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>>2422525
Agreed as someone who won both. The plight of the third rate is hard.
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>>2422525
Every CM is a mickey mouse cup
>t. 4 golds, 3 bronzes, the rest are silvers
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>>2422502
>>2422506
>>2422518
>>2422523
Sorry about that, I sincerely didn't realize you were having recruitment troubles, too.
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>>2422499
Bro, some clubs here have the same problem, yet no one’s ever stooped this low. What the fuck are you doing
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Imagine a situation which forced us to unite all the site’s clubs under a new club order. No more wars, no more borders. Wouldnt that be nice?
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Please stop bullying the bwo he didn't know any better
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>>2422532
We'll claim the Pata/g/onia for ourselves
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>>2422530
Hey no problem man, shit happens. Best of luck in recruiting! Sorry about your dancho and hope you guys can bounce back, WAGMI.
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>>2422532
it's easy if you try
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>>2422530
nyo pwobwem bwobwo
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>>2422507
I did some Aoharu runs to clean out missions the other day, and it was actually refreshing how much I could just auto-pilot through the career. Very little to think about.

I do like how MANT gives you tools to help manage trainings (the inherent RNG of getting rainbows to actually show up aside, but even there you can use whistles to some extent), whereas in the other scenarios, you're kinda just fucked if big rainbow trainings land on a low energy turn. It's just that the sheer amount of menu-ing and constant resource assessment makes it unreasonable to do more than a few runs, if that, per day.

Feel like it would be a lot less polarizing if only Cygames had given us spark rerolls and maybe Tachyon lab early, so that people didn't feel compelled to overwork themselves to death in the parent mines, or otherwise fall behind in CM.
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>>2422480
>>2422493
I NEED more info on UmaERA
Which branch do I use?
How do you apply the autotranslator?
Will danchou get mad if I spend more time on a text-based lewd game than actually doing career runs?
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>>2422532
What have borders given us?
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>>2422493
Kind of like normale Eragames, but with a dungeon minigame if you turn on yandere mode
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Is anyone still up for those yugioh rooms? My deck is severely outdated but maybe I could do a few rounds
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>>2422532
>Two boards worth of Teiobros
No thanks
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>>2422499
we don't recruit on /vg/, you should do the same, it's a gentleman's agreement
not like you NEED to have every single club slot filled at all times, the only thing that matters is club rank
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>>2422530
You're cool in my book cuz tama is sexo
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>>2422554
I'm always down, friend. Host on whatever platform you like, I'll join.
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>>2422554
I'd join but all my decks are boring combo slop (not meta, just take long to play) and I don't wanna subject my bros here to that
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>>2422530
I belueve you. But really, check the PPM on this board, theres very little traffic there for us to be able to recruit newbros
>>2422532
>no borders
I like the way you think
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>>2422562
I think we've gotten a couple of other /vm/fags saying hi a couple of times, but no ones ever fallen for the game propaganda yet
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>>2422555
>he doesn't know
The whole site is full of Teiobros. Some of us simply are in temporary denial about it, that's all.
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>>2422558
What is the appeal of a flat gremlin that can't stop screeching?
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>>2422546
The only thing I miss about Unity was free NSM and shorter runs. I honestly had to think quite a few times because of the stupid ass blueballs.
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>>2422542
Imagine there’s no danchou
It isnt hard to do
No runs to toil over
And no chrono too
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>>2422547
sorry bro but we can't spoonfeed it or else the whole thread will start playing it and clubs will rank down drastically, we simply cannot allow that
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Soulful team comps for CM14?
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>>2422579
>mile CM
Train Urara if you're not a coward.
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>>2422579
Your favorite umas of course
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Is chiyo a good pic for my pacer?
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>>2422579
I was planning to go with BNW for CM14.
Mutating Tickezo into a miler is going to be a nightmare.
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Why does japan call them mile races if they dont use the imperial system
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after 15 runs I still don't have a Mile Maruzensky despite it being her only A aptitude
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>>2422565
Actually, I've been curious about it.
I've never played a gotcha though
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>>2422586
she’s a cute pick
She has that innate gold spring runner which you could run in tandem with Firm Course menace for two huge speed and power boosts. Idk about her ult though
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>>2422573
>wiki has nothing and is useless
>/egg/ doesn't talk about it
You're probably right, this is for the best
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>>2422591
Watching the derby was really frustrating with “mile and 1/8” “mile and 1/4”. Just say 1800m/2000m, so much cleaner.
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>>2422495
I don't know what team comp to run yet, the most grim realization I just had is that when needing my own grandparents for parent runs, the only usable ones I still have are from fucking URA (I am this fucking unlucky, all my sparks are either sub-3 blue or garbage pinks), I can't be going into MANT with this trash that still gets a triangle on affinity, I will never make it
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>>2422592
Grandparents not enough?
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>>2422599
>Im going to gatekeep you
>Yeah you’re right..
Hilarious interaction
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>>2422601
I assume it's a leftover from post ww2 when Americans were in charge? Thats just my conjecture.
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>>2422591
Did you know that in Umamusume they also call them furlongs?
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>>2422606
I need to turn F into B anon, the grandparents are both 3* and I have the perfect borrow to complement them, I only need ONE mile spark
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Do draft horses and other breeds exist? What about steeple racing
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>>2422610
I don't even want to calculate how much time I've sunk into eragames already, this is me not falling back into the rabbit hole after I've crawled out of it already
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>>2422619
You're asking too many questions anon, the URA doesn't like it when you do that...
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Whats the lifespan of wit nice nature when you compare to mr c b and fine motion?
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>>2422594
I never played a gacha until uma either. I play in spite of it being gacha, but as a free game you can squeeze a ton of content out of it and just coast without spending a penny.

Give it a try and see if you like it. I took a chance and really enjoyed the stories, sim training, strategizing and all that but that’s not for everyone. Even if you disregard the optional pvp tourneys and only focus on the visual novel experience it’s well put together. Just dont spend all your carats will nilly, it’s about saving your resources and planning for the umas and cards you want. As a casual you dont really need to worry about any of that though
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>>2422629
All 3 die in L'Arc since every style gets a shiny new wit card that's better, that you run alongside Ramonu
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make a Taurus room
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>>2422618
>mutating an F uma
Godspeed…
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Time for your progress report anon, how are your aces lookin? Do you need any help or are you all ready to test?
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>>2422643
Aces? I've been trying to wring a usable spark out of Maruzen for the past week.
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>>2422637
I dont have a full team and the two Ive got are untested prototypes
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>>2422643
I need to make another Dominator but instead I keep trying to perfect my Kawakami(it's not going well)
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DANCHOU
PROMOTE ME TO OFFICER NOW OR IM SLIMING EVERYONE IN THE CLUB
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>>2422643
I'm still trying to do the event and fucking faggot ass golshit mode
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>>2422643
I haven't won the Kikuka Sho in the last 20 careers, it's already over for me.
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>>2422650
>Sliming
What da hell??
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>>2422643
Got two aces, 1 UG 1 SS, third one is NOT cooperating
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>>2422657
slang for cumming
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>>2422652
You dont need that golshi gold.
You dont need that title.
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>>2422654
Why not Tiara runs instead?
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>>2422643
2/3 done, Late Digi and Late Brian. Need to figure out what I'm doing for the 3rd slot, but probably just going to go with a Pace XOguri despite Paces being bad since rooms are so back heavy that I can easily hit promoted Pace and then just have a free run while the other two are there for rooms where she doesn't get a free win and having recoveries in her kit makes me not have as strict stam targets without having to borrow Creek.
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>>2422643
No team comp
No parents
No Aces
No idea what to do
No will to continue
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>>2422657
Zoomer slang for killing
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>>2422663
>Paces being bad
They have the same WR as fronts, based on that scraper site
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>>2422643
Trying to get red shift through grand parents for front runners is fucking cancer. Seeing how I don't have red maru and have to borrow sky.
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>>2422660
>Im cumming everyone in the club
Bit gay that
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>>2422662
I'm running a non-miler. I lost twice to a Matikanefucker with only 300 stamina twice. This is fucking rigged.
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>>2422547
what is a umaERA
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>>2422643
I don't even want to test my builds to see if they work because the thought of having to play more mant is sickening.
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>>2422643
2/3, hoping to join the 10 plat club.
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>>2422665
Like..pink slime? You pulverized some guy into a pile of slime?
Zoomers are scary.
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I can't wait for my Kawakami plush(es) to get here
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>>2422670
Uma porn game
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>>2422657
So zoomers watch videos on youtube where Pogging hecker streamers review slime. Lubricant, glue, child's construction putty, etc. They just watch the streamer playing with slime and give a review.
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>>2422643
I have 3 ready already. Got a bit lucky with the first one while doing some for fun runs during CM12, the other two could be a bit better but I'd rather start prepping for CM14.
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>>2422680
Gib link
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>>2422674
>>2422663
Seriously, how are you all so fast
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>>2422657
bro isn't fluent in american english
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>>2422663
Xog is still top tier, paces being bad is an exaggeration, also why not end digiGOAT?
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>>2422643
1 Digitan, that's it.
Still only have 100k event points too.
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>>2422686
Do 5 borrows a day with good parents and good cards
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>>2422682
This is extremely concerning.
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>>2422657
I thought he meant this.
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>>2422686
What do you mean? Even if you only play during event point events it's been over a week.
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>>2422686
5 runs a day
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>>2422643
0/3, I'm very busy with irl shit.
I'm very confident in my ability to make aces in a week and win plat again, I'm not worried.
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>>2422686
They’re NTR lovers
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>>2422643
3 shitty aces (Daisca,Seiun, Ayabe) that are inconsistent but I hope they can least survive and reach finals if I can't make anything better
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>>2422694
/sfg/ ptsd
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>>2422694
What’s Bakushin got to do with Nickelodeon Slime?
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>>2422696
>it's been over a week.
N-no it hasn't, last CM only ended a few days ago right?
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Sheeesh uncs are clueless fr
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>>2422684
well I ordered it off Mercari via a proxy(Buyee) but this is what it looks like. If you just search her name in Japanese on the JP version of Mercari you'll find some listings. I also ordered a plush of the actual horse Kawakami.
It doesn't look like a particularly high quality plush but I still wanted it.
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>>2422708
You’re a 34 year old man.
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Daring strike on gold ship seems worth it imo, even if you whiff unique you're still very ahead.
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So can we all agree that MANT fucking sucks?
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My finals have been extremely unlucky. Im still mad about some of these.
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>>2422694
We can all agree VTrigger was more annoying than drive rush right?
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>>2422714
It only sucks because of Milelets
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>>2422714
I like MANT, i don't like how long it takes.
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>Apr 28: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL NEXT CM?! "(The same amount of time as usual)
>Five days later: "So we're all done our aces, right bwos?"
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>>2422709
AAAAAAAAAAA Cygames make some fucking state-side merch already. Shits all sold out at the weeb stores I went to other than McQueen statue and who the fuck cares about McQueen

Please Cyboss please.
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>>2422714
The only thing I actively dislike is the aptitude cucking
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>>2422712
Oh it’s definitely worth it. But yeah there is the chance of the unique not activating due to being too far ahead, but if that’s the case chances are she’s in a good spot already
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>>2422666
You have to dig deeper into the data then that, anon. Paces are in a bad position outside of Arden and XOguri, so the only people running paces are oshi gaming and doing so with double debuffers, which is why they have good individual winrates but below 33% team winrates because they're betting it all on the Pace. Meanwhile, the competitive fronts have both above average win rates and team win rates, because Fronts are strong enough that you can win races with them without double debuffers, though the optimal strategy is 2 fronts and a runaway Suzuka who's never going to win the race.

>>2422689
It's not an exaggeration, Paces are in a bad place for this CM with how things worked out with accels since they have nothing unique to the position like A&S or MPB while having the highest stam targets because of how mechanics work. As to why Late instead of End, I didn't pull for CB and would rather borrow NTR, plus my Dober parent doesn't have an End spark so I would have to find a Maru with an End spark which would lower the quality of the borrow vs just needing a Maru. End is probably better if either of those wasn't true, but being able to use the same parent setup for Brian and Digi was nice and there's a limit to how seriously I take CMs with my cards atm, while I personally enjoy digging into the data so that's fun for me to theorycraft.
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>>2422726
>who the fuck cares about McQueen
DELET THIS DESUWA
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>>2422714
Yeah it sucks. There's some good sides but the cons outweigh them.
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>>2422714
>green juices are OP!
barely shows up
>you can make everyone OP!
unless they are a milelet
>your deck doesn't matter!
you NEED 50+rb and good cards for golds, guts decks are a meme somewhat
>don't buy manuals!
best passive stat growths
>loading screens are awful!
runs are just long, there were optimizations
JPbros gaslighted us
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>>2422725
Having two CMs in one month is a bit more cramped than usual. Lately weve had longer gaps between each one, but not this time
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>>2422698
Wishing each day I could have this kind of confidence
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>>2422737
I think it's cuz last month was really long
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>>2422711
anyone over 25 is an unc.
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>>2422739
Diamonds are made under pressure.
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>>2422743
I just turn into jelly
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>>2422742
What if we're over 35?
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>>2422730
>while having the highest stam targets because of how mechanics work.
As far as I know, fronts are still ultimately more stamina hungry overall due to spot struggling. Even with pace having a worse stamina consumption rate. Am I incorrect?
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>>2422749
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>>2422749
How's the 401k going fellow boomer? Did you buy all the discounted carats from the 1st anniversary?
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>>2422714
During this scenario my only concern for designing my team comps is how easy the trainee is to build. If I told that to my past self from three months ago he would ask why I haven't just quit the game.
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>>2422737
Rest days before each CM:

CM2: 15 days
CM3: 23 days
CM4: 18 days
CM5: 11 days
CM6: 16 days
CM7: 14 days
CM8: 16 days
CM9: 15 days
CM10: 15 days
CM11: 18 days
CM12: 18 days
CM13: 15 days
CM14: 15 days
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Golden age of pacers begins with blaze brian bros.....hold the line
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>>2422714
It’s not as bad as I thought but at the same time the meta is just as bad as they warned, at least for some(most?) of MANT CMs.

Im ready for it to be over, but I do have it down to a streamlined 40-45 minutes but after two runs a day I just wanna do something else, so dont even use up my borrows most of the time, meaning Im still sitting on sub-600 clocks. Having 2LB NTR, no Fuku, and being forced to waste my borrow on Bijin sucks because that card sucks but I need NSM more often than not. Having to worry about race bonus limits your deck options, non mile racing tracks are shit so your uma options are limited in that way too. It’s still reliant on RNG, people lied about that. All in all I dont hate it but its meh and the previous CM was one of the worst of all time
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>>2422756
>CM5: 11 days
Man ain't that shit
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>>2422756
See we got three extra days for two months! Rest is important
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>>2422749
What if we are over 50?...
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It's Vodka's dad's birthday btw.
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>>2422757
It's so sad how hard they fumbled her fit.
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>>2422752
I'm not American so no 401k. I wish I had bought the discounted carats as I want to keep doing daily rolls. Oh well, maybe at 1.5 anniversary I'll buy a pack.
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>>2422756
>CM14: 15 days
I'm so fucked. I still need to make turf parents for this one.
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>>2422756
These niggers seriously need to give us full months between each CM, just keep the accelerated schedule on everything else. This is too much
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>>2422510
Final, thanks for joining
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>>2422764
Glad you're still with us gen x bro
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>>2422756
>CM12: 18 days
Hm, it felt longer
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>>2422749
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDlU08RU7Tk
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>>2422750
I think it's pretty close but I'm not gonna claim to know perfectly, but the point moreso is that you're not getting the backline discount without any real benefit to being behind the Fronts so you can't even contest for A&S
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>>2422770
KEK cute
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>>2422770
who is that tittymonster supposed to be?
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>>2422767
Stay good, fellow boomer.
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>>2422781
She seems pretty Marvelous, particularly on Sundays...
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>>2422769
They need to give us way more gibs to actually pull the stuff needed.
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>I was born in 199-
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>>2422770
I tried drawing something twice and I had to delete it out of embarrassment both times, sorry
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>>2422510
>>2422770
Are these rooms timed? I could have tried to join and doodled something but I was cooking something else
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29 ISN'T OLD
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>>2422790
No, feel free to join and contribute anything, I just have to leave
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>>2422769
A whole month is way way too long, 16 days should be good for everyone. Even the ones who are struggling
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Anyone have a pic of the good ssrs coming up in the years?
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>>2422787
Based DinoCHADS
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>>2422789
I drew the horrible marvelous thing there, trust me, it doesn't matter how bad it looks.
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>turning 23 soon
that's it. unc status approaches. my life is over.
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>>2422664
Same, I'm a bit burnt out but FOMO is hitting hard. I wish parent farming wasn't so soulsucking because it's really all I'm lacking.
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>>2422795
It wasnt too long for japan. After all it’s the normal schedule for the game and actually gives people time to make parents
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>his age doesn't start with 1
It's over unc.
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>>2422793
Just give it up and accept the fact you're about to be a senior citizen unc...
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>>2422796
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>>2422793
You're off the parents healthcare plan, you're old.
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>>2422799
We’re taking you to the euthanasia clinic zoom-zoom, you’re already showing signs of dementia..
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>>2422799
Can you tell me about the pre-cambrian explosion? How was it
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Are any of you uncs actually married with kids?
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>>2422811
One of my clubmates is, I'm married too but I'm a zoomer.
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>>2422811
I can't get married to my trainees or have kids with them, so there's no point to it.
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>>2422804
I WILL get a hot zuma girlfriend as a 500 pound retiree
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>>2422807
Thank you anon dont kys you're nice.
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>>2422657
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>>2422811
... I have 4 cats!
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAGS
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>>2422811
Nice try, Oy Neighie.
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>>2422787
Hell yeah I'm a T.rex.
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>>2422811
No and everyone else I know around my age are cucks to their """partners""".
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>>2422820
Which uma would say this?
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>>2422726
I care about McQueen
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>>2422811
Almost got married twice, now I'm le sad and forever alone for nearly 10 years
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>>2422824
Admire groove, she would also browse crystal cafe like dober
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>>2422824
Transcend
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>>2422813
Married as a zoomer is impressive but I digress, this isn't Uma-related and I do not wish to delve on this more
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>>2422824
4chan Shakur
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>>2422824
4ine Mochan
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>>2422822
That's a tyrannosaurus mcraeensis
TRAIN WIT
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>>2422824
Agnes Digital
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>>2422433
Is it ethical to breed your horse?
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>>2422827
You would have been even more sad forever if you got divorced twice except you’d have to fork over half your shit.

Some people say better to have loved and lost but honestly i dont agree. Some guys kill themselves over that.

Anyway so how’s your sex life
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>>2422824
Jordan maybe? She browses uma chan though she is the normalfag...why does she browse umachan wtf
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Does anyone want to do a >fun uma unc race? (Umas born in 1990 or earlier. Spring Tenno Sho seems fitting as the oldest Japan G1.)
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>>2422838
She's probably a /soc/ whore, or an /r9k/ lurker.
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>>2422820
Narita Taishin
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>>2422840
Seems fun, lets go
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>>2422838
Because she’s a gyaru who are also social outcasts in their own way and are fond of nerds and nerdy hobbies like manga and games so share similar interests. Jordan would date an anon only to get catfished by Golshi
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>>2422840
>Umas born in 1990
Is there a list?
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>>2422846
Fugg meant for >>2422824
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>>2422850
so... a /soc/ whore
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>>2422850
>are fond of nerds and nerdy hobbies like manga and games so share similar interests.
That's just a hentai trope, no way thats true. She's a complete normalfag
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>>2422837
Yeah I kind of wish I didn't experience happiness
>Anyway so how’s your sex life
This is this and that is that
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>>2422851
Yeah
Biwa Hayahide
Narita Taishin
Winning Ticket
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>>2422854
There are women that lurk /v/, some might even be in your clubs.
Terrifying, isnt it?
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>>2422850
Would pay for a SoL episode of gold ship catfishing Jordan. Even better if its over a prolonged amount of time.
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>>2422858
Oh wait I forgot or earlier Welp, thats on me
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>>2422855
hentai tropes are based on reality anon
>but what about
yes that one too
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Hey one thing I saw as I can't help but continue to navigate the archives, we have apparently made a huge spike (obviously) on /vm/ and I guess we caused a big downward slope on /v/, but the most interesting thing I keep finding is how so many people apparently "hated" us because of the stealth shit but also lying about our threads being just erp porn dumps. I know I shouldn't care but I always wondered what the rest of /v/ thought of uma threads

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/738080059/#q738080059
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>>2422859
Not my club, we love umas like Nishino Flower.
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>>2422856
Marriage more often leads to misery than happiness going by the numbers. Most relationships dont work out and leave you more miserable than if you were to just be alone. If you cant make yourself happy, nobody else will.
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>>2422860
Golshi would commit to the bit and actually go out with Jordan, just disguised as the catfish.
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>>2422863
the rest of /v/ is mostly bots and schizos.
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>>2422855
Lol you got me, I was basing that entirely off hentai I read. Still, we’re talking about fictional characters here. Jordan tries to help out shy outcasts, it’s part of her story. She’s a sweetheart underneath it all
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>>2422840
>>2422847
>>2422851
Cool. Here's the list of umas, running on Spring Tenno Sho (3200m Right Spring Firm Sunny Great mood).

Bring 1 uma, if the room doesn't fill after 15 mins then feel free to rejoin with 3. I'll start when we're full or after 20 mins.
Choose any uma from pic related (born in 1990 or earlier). Just to make it clear:
>ONLY BRING AN UMA FROM THE PIC

33090848
33090848
33090848
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>>2422863
/v/ is full of jeet shills and 50 iq /pol/tards, all put into an echo chamber, of course their view of /v/ma is also wrong
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>>2422824
Taishin, for sure.
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>>2422765
I almost missed it but happy birthday Gimlet.
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building tickezo is such fucking torture I might just switch over to milelet schedule and fish for a gigahighroll
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>>2422864
Based der/v/edos
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>>2422863
>expecting /v/ to have a nuanced take over shit they're uninformed about
Breh, /v/ hates gacha (rightfully), all of it, as the biggest community we are some weird kind of sin eater for all gachafaggots.
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>>2422531
We actually had people from here recruiting on /vg/ I think. Can't really know if it's a shitpost or real though
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>>2422863
>so many people apparently “hated” us
You mean like one to two schizos and a deranged mod at best? Nobody cared except genuine schizos and they LIKE the attention despite their protests. They might even miss us
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>>2422882
Probably not real, we all did a gentleman's agreement not to that. Don't wanna sour relations with the neigh-bors.
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>>2422880
>danchou picks a username ripped off an objectively evil character
>branded the evil club
>danchou hosts the stakes
>branded as the evil race rigger club
>danchou posts a gaslight once
>branded as the evil gaslighter club
>danchou runs a loli uma once
>branded as the lolicon club
I think we should kill this guy
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>>2422863
>look inside
>two guys seething
>one of them is the umautist guy
Most people don't care or viewed us as noble savages that should still be killed either way.
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>>2422887
>objectively evil character
Train wit
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>>2422887
>danchou posts a gaslight once
That happened?
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MY Danchou did nothing wrong
Other than posting w*v y*u stickers
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>>2422892
>WE MUST KILL LITERALLY EVERYONE ON EARTH BECAUSE THE FEDDIES OR SUM
can't believe you neighas fall for spacenoid propaganda...
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>>2422878
This is making me nostalgic for the super Ticket I got in URA ages ago. I didn't get to win plat but that was a fun time.
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>>2422870
6/18
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>>2422863
If you check posting trends we took more than 10% of activity with us, I don't really care about what happens in /v/ anymore. I spent more than 15 years in that shithole im free.
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>>2422887
>objectively evil character
Der/v/ is a Doto club?
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>>2422887
Hey look at the bright side
At least you’re not in CunnyInc!
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>>2422907
You can't fool me, Bright!
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>>2422898
uncs doko?
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>>2422901
Aren't we usually more active than any thread on /v/? What a shame, I really liked that board, with it's ups and many downs
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>>2422870
how can I bring Tazuna to the race?
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>>2422898
Im legitimately shocked I haven't made any boomermas in MANT wtf.
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>>2422913
I don't have a 3200m unc uma
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>>2422913
Nobody cares for the uncs anymore...
>>2422870
Feel free to join/rejoin with 3 unc umas. I'll start it when the race timer reaches 2:30 (in 10 mins).
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>>2422490
>picks the middle square
That should be the ABSOLUTE LAST move made, because doing it guarantees a tie.
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>>2422914
Anon we ARE more active than any thread in that board, fastest thread there is at 1.3 we are at 2.6 with nothing going on and multiple people on break on our slowest day of the week. /v/ is at 82% activity without us.
Its natural that board slowed down a bit.
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>>2422870
Very surprised flower is an oldma
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>>2422918
Cygames will make her playable soon. Trust the plan.
>>2422919
Mine is from Unity, the only MANT boomer I've made is a dominator Rudolf.
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i'm tired. i want to leave the mines.
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>>2422931
Id unironically love tazuna as a trainee
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>>2422927
Good, I'm glad we took many of the few good posters that board had, serves them well
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>>2422932
CHOP CHOP FAGGOT!!!! BREAK IS OVER, FOREMAN WANTS 5 3* POWER BY SUNDOWN!
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>>2422927
/v/ has been slowing down period. The worse it gets, the less people want to post there especially with having to verify emails, captchas, and so on. Less people posting means less threads which means more schizos and shit threads staying alive for days when that never used to be the case for /v/. Entire site has slowed down, but we havent really.

It’s funny how the /uma/ guy earlier said /vg/ cant recruit because MANT killed the game, and yet /vg/ is the fastest board on the site and /uma/ is consistently one of the fastest threads on the fastest board, only trailing behind FFXIV. Umachads run this site
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>>2422937
Speaking of FFXIV, they moved back to /v/ due to the update and they're getting purged by jannies, seems HE is back to his original grudge.
Best of luck to them as history repeats itself.
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Are you tired of low monthly rewards in bad /v/ma clubs?
Join S+ rank - A+ rank clubs on /vg/
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>>2422870
17/18
Last call for a boomer uma. I'll wait 2 more minutes to see if we can get a final uma. It'll take me a minute to put together the results picture after the race ends.
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>>2422937
>/vg/ is the fastest board on the site and /uma/ is consistently one of the fastest threads on the fastest board, only trailing behind FFXIV.
What happened to /alter/ and /fgog/? They used to dominate /vg/.
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>>2422938
I keep hearing legends about how bad /xiv/ is, someone explain?
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>>2422938
How come these jannies are just allowed to keep doing this crap?
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>>2422945
It's legitimately unusable
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>>2422938
Is it happening to them the exact same as us? Threads instasniped? Or do they get more posting done?
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>>2422944
unc games with a death date always slow down over time
someday it'll also happen to /uma/
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>>2422941
S rank or more only?
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>>2422946
Because no one with the ability to stop them gives a shit.
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>>2422944
fate go didn't get a meme popularity boost, the anime fate adaptations were shit and it just fell off a bit. It's still huge in jp, just a lot of people dropped off in the chan, similar to /umaJP/
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>>2422953
We've just started, sorry.
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>>2422932
Did you not get this from the last company email for the mines?
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>>2422751
I listen to both of these albums each year on Halloween. Pure kino
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Matikanecutehauser
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>>2422962
Biwa's massive head
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>>2422951
It will happen to them, it will happen to us, and soon enough to this site too. That's why our number 1 priority is to be the best community we can be for the longest time possible, until it's time where we become an inspiration to the next big niche microcommunity
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>>2422946
Dunno, its been going on with /tg/ since late 2000s. Every time I get reminded with posts disappear in any given thread. And that was under Moot. I heard /a/ was like that too but in a good way.

But yeah ever since more normies got access to the internet and later 3rdies with nothing to lose, shitposting is much worse on top of that including bots and AI. How the hell did Barneyfag hallmonitor as early as he did?

Now its time for the Unc Cup.
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>>2422963
Smaller than 'Zensky's
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>>2422964
Reminds me of how we found that super old forgotten drawfag shitpost about helios drinking paint of the old republic days of /umajp/, it's nice to think in the future. We too will be an inspiration, I wonder what sparks we will give?
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>>2422964
>it will happen to us
Please don't say that, I don't know what I'd do without /v/ma now ;__;
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>Uma didn't proc recovery
True longslop experience
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>>2422965
/a/ is below 2008 levels, it's over for it. Turning it into shonenslop and storytime generals killed it. Can't remember the last time there was a proper shitstorm in /a/
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Kneel to your grey unc.
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>>2422967
3* gaslight for sure
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H-Holy shit, I fucking won, I actually won something
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>>2422965
>How the hell did Barneyfag hallmonitor as early as he did?
Unironically RSS feeds which have been around for a long time and are super handy/customizable. He had it set up so that unironically every new thread would pop up on his feed. He admitted to this in some interview, saw it in an indepth barneyfag documentary
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Dare I say....now thats white lightning?
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I got tackled by Muteki
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>>2422977
Link?
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>it's der/v/ again
Don't you guys get tired?
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>>2422965
>How the hell did Barneyfag hallmonitor as early as he did?
Mental illness is one hell of a thing, just remember for example !Ak*mi
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>>2422870
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE
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>>2422985
Don't tempt fate anon, I haven't had to deal with that specific autism since Symphogear ended.
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>>2422971
the terrible state of the industry isn't doing it any good either, at least they keep doing r/a/dio threads on special days, they're like Ko/v/ in the sense that they're the only good threads in a shithole of a board that are only kept around thanks to traditions
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>>2422985
Well yeah, but was worried more of the how. How many times did 4chan or one of its mods get hacked because some dude lost it on /cgl/ or /soc/ and the first thing they did was schizo post instead of doing anything else.

>>2422987
That's what focus is for!
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>der/v/edo wins again
release the condor files
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Where was der/v/ danchou during nishino flowers release?
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>>2422977
4chan needs RSS feeds again. This JSON business is retarded.

>>2422971
God. We really do live in the dying light of a fallen empire.

>>2422937
I feel like the new captchas are great. They're generally harder to circumvent by being bespoke and therefore having less manpower dedicated to circumventing it.
Still, I cannot deny that this site is definitely dying. All the regulars I used to know are gone now, onto other things.

>umachads run this site
I suspect that had this game come out at the same time MLP did, we probably would've had a marginally lesser impact on the site. There is a chance /uma/ could've been a whole ass board with how popular it is on current 4chan.
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>>2422981
>>2422994
https://youtu.be/9nVKg-TlVx8
Half the video is Barneyfag replying to Q&A in his own kiwifarms thread lol, you can skim through that for more into his insights but the vid does a good job compiling his insanity. For a lot of guys, this is their life, their full time job and they work eight days a week with no vacations
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>>2422985
I was fucking shook when I saw scubafag here, guess its because we have a disproportionate amount of drawfags.
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>>2422945
imagine if you could have way more people inside your clubs, now imagine you could dress up and meet ingame with an avatar and everything, that can interact with the world and emote other players. Now imagine if mods existed to change how your character looks, walks, etc.
It becomes the biggest most degenerate discord clique you could imagine, troons run that place and only accept other troons who are as degenerate as them. Normal and more casual players are naturally pushed away or they quit on their own because the degeneracy is too much.
Now imagine all of that clique having their own general. That is what /xivg/ is
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May as well ask, did an End career, hit 850 stamina. Should I buy a white heal or something or just not bother with heals at all?
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>>2423001
DO NOT TEMPT FATE ANYMORE ANONS. Our schizos was frankly a mid tier threat compared to people like ACf*g, Er*c, T*x*poster, *ck or the average /xiv/ eldritch abomination
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>>2423005
I would buy a white, 850 is on the lower side
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>>2423005
Buy a white for sure
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>>2423007
Alright, sounds good. I'll probably have to remake her anyways because I didn't get enough mid-race skills in the career but I do want to at least have two other possible aces before remaking her.
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>>2423002
This is putting it lightly desu.
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>>2422998
I did not have sexual relations with that uma!
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>>2423005
Depends on your Guts and a Green is probably better if you have it
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How many stamina sparks does Seiun need?
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>>2423016
Not too many desu, she has stam growth, 1 parent should be enough
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>>2423016
None
She’s sitting this one out, said she “didnt feel like it”
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>>2423014
ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Should I just leave my club if I don't do any careers? I do every other daily except play a career and I request shoes. I don't feel like playing MANT, but I also don't really want to take a total break from the game when I can still log in and do the dailies that only take 5-10 minutes. Are there still a lot of people looking to join clubs these days? I don't want to sap the monthly carats if it's better going to an active player, especially since I'm not sure when I'll get the itch to grind for CMs again. All I know for sure is right now I'm a net negative for my club and I'd probably be better off in a random shitter club at this point
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>>2423006
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??
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>>2423023
Nah you're good anon, recruitment is dry atm. Just try to do a few careers every once in a while...
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>>2422941
Where are the results bro
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>>2423023
Just stay anon, it's not like we can fill our clubs lol
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>I don't bring debuffers of my own in pubs
>uma jobs by a neck
>bring my own dom
>she wons
I really don't wanna use dominator but it seems you get screwed without it again
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>>2423023
>Are there still a lot of people looking to join clubs these days?
Nope
Not here, not on /v/, not on /vg/, well is essentially tapped dry. Ask your club what they think, but most clubs around here have a few trainers that rarely if ever do careers. If you can hit A rank or whatever then dont worry about it
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>>2423025
Newfag-kun....
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>>2423006
Ai has been growing on me lately.
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>>2423031
Do you need double dom? I really don't want to run double dom
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>>2423006
They don't hold a candle to the /feg/ schizo. Fucker was even in other generals with his shit. If you know, you know.
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>>2422870
And Tamamo Cross wins the unc race! I really thought that the VBourbons had it, but Tamamo's speed at the very end was just enough. Good race!
Thanks everyone for joining!
>>2423029
Sorry, I was struggling with the screenshot placements and then I kept getting the "File too large" error.
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>>2423037
Her permanently seething is funny
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>>2423002
>>2422945
If there was a beginning to stereotypical erpers, discord fags, and tranny drama, it started with World of Warcraft RP servers. Then when /vg/ came into being, one would notice that every time a mmorpg came out, it had many of the same people, and many of these people did not play the games and just sat around erping all day.

Then 14 (ARR 2.0, 1.0 was anti-erper) came out and it had everything an erper could want. As the game and expansions evolved, so too did the erpers, eventually turning into trannies. And when new people tried to get into the game, they sushed people off unless they thought they would join their erping circles. FF14 also has a limited housing system that makes people addicted to keep a sub to the game as well.

/xivg/ is basically the prime example of what everyone hates in a "general". Avatarfags, not talking about the game, telling you to join a discord, /e/ dumping, etc. They were a blight on /v/ too because they would do the exact same thing, just coming to dump their avatars and recruit potential erpers. Everyone hates that shit, and you can see when people get mad at the slightest idea of a "general" on /v/, and many anons here, hall monitors or not, trying to shut shit down so it doesn't turn into /uma/ which is very similar to /xivg/, and many generals are these days.

/v/ma is cool.
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>>2423042
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Drawing

I don't know what the fuck is a Golden week, I just wanted to draw an uma in a golden bikini Ines-ganda btw
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>>2423039
NTA but you dont *need* it and might have better chances with three aces. But it’s up for debate. It’s certainly a strong option, but not the only one. Even stamina debuffers can do some damage
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>>2423039
I've only tried with a single dom and two aces but a lot of pubs have 2+debuffers (dom and stamina)
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>>2423038
>Biwa is cranky
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>>2423025
If you know you know, don't worry about it. A lot of use have been browsing for a very long time
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>>2423041
Man I can't believe I won, thank you for hosting :D
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>>2423048
>Freckled tits
HOLY FUCKING SEX
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>>2423048
WOW WOW WOWEE
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>>2423048
Golden
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>>2423047
For some reason, seeing her like that makes her actually hot to me. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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>>2423048
herrrrng those nip bumps
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>>2422944
DID SOMEONE SAY ALTER
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>>2423048
>Freckles on tits
MUH
You spoil us too much drawgod, I wuv your work so fucking much
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>>2423048
N A N O
A
N
O
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>>2423046
Hilarious and tragic story. Ive seen those runoff threads and yeah that sounds about right.
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>>2423048
Absolutely umazing
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>>2423048
I luckshitted her today on the free pull and her tits are indeed massive
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>>2423048
Today I nut to ines fujin
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>>2423060
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>>2423048
Now this is how you utilize freckles.
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>>2423048
Excellent. Love the colors and freckles.
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>>2423048
Umazing!
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>>2423041
The Bourbon-Tama duel was surprisingly kino, good fight lads
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>>2423069
BUT WHYYY
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>>2423048
Holy FUCK
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>>2423046
>/uma/ which is very similar to /xivg/
It’s genuinely not even close, that shithole in /xivg/ is its own breed and makes whatever shitposting in /uma/ seem tame as hell. I’d say /pg/ is the one that’s actually more similar, that place is beyond help at this point
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>>2423048
I don't care how nice her tits are I'm not pulling her
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This is the best fucking community on the Internet, man look at all this cool shit. I can't believe how niche we are in reality, I don't realize it until I take a step back
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>>2422944
/alter/ fucked off to an altchan or at least half of it did. /fgog/ is pretty much dead most of the time.
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>>2423046
>/uma/ which is very similar to /xivg/
I hate ERPniggers and I wish that chiyo faggot would neck himself
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>>2423077
Yeah this. /uma/'s only shitty because of certain bad actors that loves to samefag.
It's funny because, ironically, their SEAhours are tame and free of said schizos, and sometimes even fun.
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>>2423046
>Everyone hates that shit, and you can see when people get mad at the slightest idea of a "general" on /v/, and many anons here, hall monitors or not, trying to shut shit down so it doesn't turn into /uma/ which is very similar to /xivg/, and many generals are these days.
The hall monitor and his methods get a lot of flack (rightfully) but he's 100% right in one thing, certain shit NEEDS to be policed and NEEDS to be out of our threads. He is not a hero, but he has the right idea. He is absolutely correct in his philosophy.
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>>2423013
>maxed out speed by 2nd summer
Overcooked the speed, what a waste.
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>>2423048
>Nutted to ruby yesterday
>Will nut to Fujin today
Absolutely spoiled by drawchads
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yay!
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>>2423077
I agree with this, in the week that I spent in /uma/ while you faggots figured out the move to /vm/ i could at LEAST talk about the game (when there wasn't a schizo melty of some stupid drama), and the rooms were good. /xiv/ is genuinely one of the worst places on this site.
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>>2423083
>He is absolutely correct in his philosophy
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>>2423085
could maybe have it as a backup for the Mile CM
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>>2423089
Ruby? I miss something?
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>>2423099
>>2416256
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MMOs sound like truly miserable experiences. Why do people play them? Did they used to be good before the ERPers took over? Phantasy Star Online seemed cool…before the new shit
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>>2423101
>helios gets to be rejected by this
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>>2423048
Jesus christ, I gotta step up and draw something. My rivals are doing too good...
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>>2422643
I'm working on Golshi, but I feel like I'm having some trouble. What sort of stat lines should I realistically be aiming for? What sort of stam+recovery can she get away with? I bombed some races in this particular run so it definitely could have been a little better stats-wise, but I feel like I'm consistently struggling to reach acceptable stamina.
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So I'm making a pace for this CM, my current deck is Kitasan, 3 LB NTR, Fine Motion, Power Nishino, Yeppers Wit for 40 RB. I wonder, what should I put in that last slot? Power Daiwa is an option but at the same time, I'm not sure if I should because gold Head On is pretty random. I don't know what other wit card I'd really want, since it's my borrow slot I could probably do better than one of my SRs but I'm not sure which exactly.
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>>2423046
kek /uma/ is nowhere near /xivg/. There's way slower gachas with way more Erping than /uma/
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>>2423109
same. it feels like i havent drawn in months
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>>2423048
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS
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>>2423103
Anon we're in a gacha thread, it's really not that different.
You get in because of the story, the character designs, wanting to play dressup dolls, because your friends play, whatever it is.
Then the same kinds of daily number goes up+FOMO stuff that Uma uses keeps you logging in.
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>>2423109
>>2423113
Does doing minis count as art?
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>>2423109
As a dancefag, it’s lonely out here. I want to practice my umapyoi choreography but having no rivals to inspire me stings a bit
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>>2423120
You need to start Falcomaxxing bro.
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>>2423118
Im here in spite of it being a gacha. Every other gacha thread/community Ive seen is a lot worse. Nobody here “plays dress up” or shit like that, most of it is gameplay discussion, tactics and advice with some funposting sprinkled in
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>>2423119
Sure, why not?
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>>2423120
I'm a donothingfag. I'm just too lazy to be productive.
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>>2423120
I hope songfag survived the purge, he was one of the /v/ the musical organizers and was gonna do something for us...
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>>2423083
He is gone now, apparently >>2415824 and he fucked up big time with his last melty, it made everyone extremely angry at him (myself included) and rightfully so
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>>2423124
Fuck are you serious? Ive been trying to Currenmax this entire time. Now I feel like an idiot
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>>2423048
There are four public holidays in almost consecutive days, so Japan just thought

>let's just turn the whole week into a holiday
And that's what a Golden Week is
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>>2423103
I played XIV ever since 1.0 and still play it today, though I do take much longer monthly breaks. I like the lore and the music, gameplay is decent enough too,
Not everything about an MMO is centered around ERP, but in XIV's case, the support for ingame communities is really big and the devs actively add features to cater to these people, but that is honestly not a bad thing because you can just completely ignore it. Everything ingame can be done solo, except the hardest fights of course, but you don't go into ERP circles to raid anyway.
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>>2423103
Pre-WoW mmos use to be slower paced and heavy on non-solo content, which made for reasons for people to socialize with each other. In post-wow mmos, if you're stopping to chat, people are going to get royally pissed off because they see your numbers go down. Or you'll wipe your group because of how many game mechanics are these days.

This doesn't explain erpers though. FF14 has generally decent gameplay and very good emotes and dress up so it has a large population and erpers love attention.
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>>2423133
Well if he reads this, he should know I don't inherently hate him. But we need to channel our rage into more productive shit, like not letting /vg/ poach our limited pool was a good move
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>>2423103
I'd still be playing one of my childhood MMOs if there were more hours in the day, but I simply have no time for it. Still keep up with it though, and the music is still great.
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>>2423134
Skip that and hokkomaxx
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>>2422461
did everyone abandon this jiggie?
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>>2423128
I'm not comparing threads or communities, I'm comparing the ways that both gacha games and MMOs keep you logging in every day to do the same shit to make your numbers go up.
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>>2423131
Im actually a music fag BUT Im worried if /v/ the musical is gonna happen at this rate. If it does I’ll do a song for you guys. The uma song selection last year was atrocious. Ive also got a list of uma songs I thought about covering but its low priority for me right now
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>>2423147
we all moved to the drawgie
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>>2423136
i can't imagine still playing XIV after the shitshow that was dawntrail. let it end with endwalker
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>>2423120
I love dance music and grooving to it and was wondering about getting into dancing even though I'm male and boomer now. Part of that is having a reason to exercise.
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>>2423146
>Hokkomaxxing
... do I have to eat krabby patties hoping they go to my thighs or what?
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>>2423150
Sing HOPELESS STAKES (chocolate rain), someone already made full lyrics
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>>2423048
>playing a weeb ass game
>doesn't know what Golden Week is
how the fuck
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>>2423149
Ive never played an MMO but I didnt know they had dailies, that’s why I asked. The gameplay seems pretty damn different. Its not like XIV or WoW is a training sim or visual novel either, seems like a completely different type of game
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>>2423150
Yeah but are you THE guy that helps organize /v/ the musical?
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>>2423158
You cant do songs that have already been covered before, and no doubt chocolate rain has been parodied by now
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>>2423159
NTA but I went to an Anime con a few years ago and I was so out of place. Never doing that again. Vidyacons are much better.
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I still think for CM18 we should do /v/ sings miss victoria, I haven't been in a /v/ sings since DMC5 came out
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>>2423161
No, but I am friends with a couple just by pure coincidence via another /v/ community, and I am a contributor/singer/musician. They’re two workhorses who do a shit ton of material every year and great singers
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>>2423162
Has komm susser tod been parodied? That would be a fitting song
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>>2423095
which uma would mein kaiser reinhard train?
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>>2423168
Definitely. There’s a giant spreadsheet that lists all the covers, but if it’s a memey one like that you can guarantee it’s been covered
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>>2423152
There's an aggie? I need to get on that
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>>2423153
I only log back in whenever they do the free weekend thing to catch up on story and some gear catch up, but I'm definitely back for 8.0. I really liked the changes they are making and the story seems to be back on track. If it sucks, then I'm probably back to my free weekend schedule.
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>>2423168
There's ZERO way TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN hasn't been parodied
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>>2423165
in engrish or japanese? can any of us even speak japanese?
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I don't want to hear a bunch of random ass dudes singing.
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>>2422657
It's something they used to do on an ancient Nickelodeon show, people would say "I don't know" and green slime would fall on their head.
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>>2423165
I was in the one for Bury the Light when the Vergil DLC came out. The neighbors heard me screaming the ALL ALLOOOOOONE part and laughed at me.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ewkNxUScE
>5 years ago
Fucking hell...
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>>2423170
Eishin Flash would be his kaiserin/advisor
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>>2423178
I was in /a/ sings carnival phantasm, Jesus fucking christ I've spent way too much time in this site
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>we should do x and y and z
(((they))) are here
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>>2423176
What are you, gay?
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>>2423176
Clearly you don't know PEAK
https://youtu.be/vCmSb40sV1Y
https://youtu.be/VTx0709z2Ao
https://youtu.be/TM-nVn5xhHA
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>>2423178
Man I was in those threads seeing the song get made live and I was too much of a pussy to actually sing even though I almost did it. I will regret it my whole life
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>87 pulls on Ines Fujin's banner
>doto (new), teio (new)
>88th single pull
>Fujin (new)
I won
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>>2423176
Would you rather be training horses?
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>>2423177
Tazuna’s favorite show? You guessed it:
https://youtu.be/BJejtgnFWWc
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>>2423194
I AM training horses while shitposting
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>>2423189
https://youtu.be/r28NIJkKfEs
This one too. Man I miss Jebus Matoi all of a sudden. GOATed guy
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>>2423160
Like I said, gachas and MMOs are both designed from the ground up around keeping you playing every single day.
Time limited events, dailes/weeklies/monthlies, the exact gameplay can vary a whole lot, but the stuff that keeps its hooks in you isn't all that different.
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>>2423192
>dont give a fuck about the wagie
>this happens from the free pull
Carats for nothing and your chicks for free
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>>2423197
Hope she wins the derby.
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>>2423187
>der-vim
I dont get it, stupid name
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We really are the best out of /v/, wuv you guys
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>>2423207
Bamboo Memory said we cant say wuv you no more..
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>>2423160
>Its not like XIV or WoW is a training sim or visual novel either
When it comes to XIV, it's basically a FF story but open world and there are other people in it, that's about it. In the trailers you can even see the main character get older with each expansion as the story progresses
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>>2423207
Fuck you. FAGGOT
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>>2423209
/v/mapyoi-bros...
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I still don't get if ines fujin is a good uma or not?
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>>2423156
Join your local dance club, a bunch of boomers congregates there
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>>2423206
>der-vim
once you enter you can't exit
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>>2423214
She’s good if you like her fujins
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>>2423214
Only on Tokyo.
Valentines Ines in 6 months is actually pretty fucking good.
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>>2423214
Respectable medium front runner.
Her valentines alt is a meta front runner.
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>>2423214
She's not exceptional cause her ult is not an accel. But Ines isn't terrible either especially on mediums, so you can use her gold speed debuff skill. She's just a good frontruner.
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>>2423209
>Listening to THIS disciplinary chief
why?
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>>2422643
2/3 done, I am determined to bring Jordan but it is quite difficult tard-wrangling mile F-G umas in MANT and RNG is cucking me in other ways
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I feel so lost
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>>2423090
Settings for a better hachime pace? Timed both phone and pc URA fan/ace runs, and the results were
phone: 20-25 minutes
pc: 23-27 minutes
I need Hachimi optimized so that I can pivot my MANT ace runs on my pc and cut down time
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>>2423206
>best pun and club name
>move boards
>the only one with /v/ that can't adapt to /vm/
KWAB
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>>2423226
What’s troubling you toreina?
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>>2423229
I thought it was supposed to be a pun on derpy (not the horse, derp as in retarded)
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>>2423226
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
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>>2423229
>dervum
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>>2423221
Smaru and Vbourbon arent accels either and they're ripping up shit in rooms
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DAH-veem
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>>2423222
Sex with this pent up prude
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>we're reminiscing oldfag memories
>check /uma/
>they're doing the same
What the fuck?
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>>2423236
Just your imagination.
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>>2423231
The CM cycle and fomo
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>>2423196
lol the one i was thinking of is way older. from the 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14fSKS9XS4
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>>2423236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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>>2423234
>>2423237
it's actually all of these + the /v/
TL note: der means the which also means El in spanish, which is why she's the club representative
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>>2423245
Almost like the jewmas artificially control the narrative
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>>2423245
That so? Probably crossposting. We've been at it for 1 or 2 hours. Probably some weird oldfag psychic wave troubling us. Perhaps we all feel that the last days of the site are upon us.
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>>2423249
lol that rockwell guy ripped off the gabe newell song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5DdD2dTDBo
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Rooms would be pretty fun, CM or >Fun?
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>>2423254
I'm watching the news while doing laundry and doing a Kingu run. I've lost control of my life.
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>>2423255
More like he ripped off MJ
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>>2423238
It's because their ult activations are really good, not to mention that their growths and kits are good as well.

V. Bourbon ults early to snag 1st and has escape artist to really seal the deal. While S. Maru ult timing has speed carryover to late race if the track is right otherwise its just another midrace velocity. But her kit makes it so she can easily run anywhere and be a menace in miles with innate speed eater, good ult timings in med, and an innate gold recovery in longs. Thank you for listening to my presentation.
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>>2423201
>>2423192
>Drew her
>Gave her 40 rolls
>No fat wagie tits on my tired torena face
Sad.

>>2423109
>>2423113
The more the merrier. I want more rivals too.
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Dacchis, please answer a humble jpfag's question. What gets globalbabs interested in a jp uma? I assume most of it is sex, but do you guys consider keiba history, gimmick, design, seiyuu, style or anything like that
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>>2423238
What that other guy said but the front who stays in front wins, and their ults allow them to hold front BEFORE late race starts. Fujin’s ult is a LATE RACE velocity skill, so if you’re not in front by that time it wont do anything. Bourbon and Smaru have ults that let them skip the queue mid-race so they can get into angling position before late race
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>>2423262
Is fujin for (you)?
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>>2423262
If it makes you feel any better I couldnt get any of the ones I actually wanted and was forced to spark one alt. Desire sensor is a bitch
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>>2423260
All I know is I heard the Gabe Newell version first. It was Gaben's theme music in VGCW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6dhmIGRg58

back when twitch actually had some quality content
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>>2423263
Design and personality is what gets me interested in an uma most of the time.
The farther out JP umas that aren't even in support cards or other uma's careers or anything yet in global are all umas that I don't have enough of a read on to think about much.
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>>2423263
Hello CyGames intern.
I see Gimlet and I think she's cool. Simple as.
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>>2423265
Yeppers
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>>2423263
I've basically coasted off of guessing and feeling things out. So far, I'm 2 for 2 of knowing which umas I'd like off of feel alone. There's only one unexpected one that shot up out of nowhere.
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>>2423265
about as (you) as possible without outright proposing to you
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>>2423263
it's literally just the size of her tits
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>>2423256
I'd like >fun but no guarantee on joining depending on how loose or restrictive.

>>2423263
I worked with horses IRL including an actual uma, but the competitiveness, keiba, /v/ma kept me drawn in.

Are you super in the JP side of things? How did japan handle TO Elvis winning?
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>>2423275
>tfw no wagie gf to support my NEEToreina lifestyle
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>>2423256
I'd like at least one CM room to see how much work I still have to do.
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>>2423281
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>>2423280
>including an actual uma
What
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>>2423263
I dont give a fuck about JP umas outside of Chrono because her stalking site and association with being a slaveowner
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Please stop reminding me how much I want to motorboat Fujin
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>>2423278
Really? I didn't think shed be a romantic uma. How so?
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desuwa
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Still no fujin career dump is insulting
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>>2423284
A Thoroughbred. A mare. She's been posted several times.
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>>2423263
I HATE NEWMAS! I HATE THEM!!!!
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>>2423280
Sure, give me a fun race gimmick
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>>2423287
Why do you neighas want uma stories spoiled for you
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>>2423290
Oh thats sick, sorry im a >owb
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>>2423263
The more dank their memes are, the better.
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>>2423291
this, but unironically
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nano
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>>2423292
What if we trained them all really badly, as a joke!
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Which option to pick?
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>>2423301
We gotta help this poor bastard
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>>2423301
I would pretend not to see, turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>2423301
[4] Rape her, final answer
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>>2423296
The memes about Ai's burned trainer are GLORIOUS
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>>2423293
Im never gonna pull for nano, I just wanna see the cute moments.
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>>2423301
How to use the english version bro
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>>2423292
There was and is several IRL races ran today. Pick one to reenact:
https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/thoroughbred-racing/stakes-calendar

Or pick one of your favorite uma's IRL races to reenact. Anons here have reenact TM Opera O's and Suzuka's races before. Protip: keep the slots on the smaller side unless you know anons are around and interested. Don't have to restrict umas either.
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>>2423307
What the hell is nano and arent the careers uploaded on youtube
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>>2423296
Qrd on the one on the left? I know about ai's trainer being the burned man.
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>>2423301
Call Tazuna
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>>2420068
It's possible that she's just socially inept.
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>>2423311
>What the hell is nano
Ines fujin ends every sentence with "nano" its a verbal tic
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>>2423312
It's Lala's clown trainer wearing these (he's canonically in a manzai/comedy standup duo with her as the idiot)
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>>2423282
Host it and they will join
Im stuck phoneposting and dont have a full team so not gonna bother
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>>2423318
>he's canonically in a manzai/comedy standup duo with her as the idiot
someone post the screencap of everyone asking what this means
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>>2423308
download the EN translation add-on from git.
>>2423302
>Help the poor guy
>100 monies
Never again
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>>2423301
Pretend not to see to save my own ass
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>>2423317
Why doesn't she just stop doing that?
Is she stupid?
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>>2423318
and chingchong to you too
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>>2423263
I guess it depends on the community. I know /uma/ is way more into idol stuff than we are. For me, I just need a character to have a solid design and a good voice.
I’m not a fan of over designed outfits, simplicity is key. That alone is enough to make me want to pull for her, then her story is what really sells me. If I end up liking her a lot, that’s when I dive deeper into her VA, songs, and everything else. To give a newmas example, I'm interested in Lala.
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>>2423324
>Is she stupid?
If the question is about an uma, the answer is always yes
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>>2423263
Design, mostly personality and sometimes sex
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>>2423319
No one else is hosting any so I guess.
92489671
CM test, bring however many
Locked to awful mood to see if my umas survive, feel free to bring stam debuffers.
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>>2423287
it's not outright romantic but there's a lot of cutesy moments where she teases you, her coworkers tease you or you both say mellowy stuff at each other
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>>2423331
You can't get awful mood in CM
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>>2423333
You beat me to it, you can't get it since taurus ended.
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>>2423320
manzai is like abbot and costello but japanese
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>>2423333
Anon...

And checked.
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>>2423332
Peak fiction
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Manzai?
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Why does she wear the visor?
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I'm not just imagining that hammers show up 100% of the time during the MANT finale, right? If they intentionally made it this way then there's a whole can of worms I would like to open and complaint about when it comes to these items placement, specifically before summer trainings.
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>>2423342
If you pull that off she would die
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>>2423321
Can you still play the game normally or does it eventually end with you and your trainee fucking? I'm curious
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>>2423308
Make a GitGud account
Go to the Era Games group on GitGud
Find the EraUma project
Read the Readme
Use your new Select Language button that's always present at the top of the screen
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>>2423343
Noppers
Higher chance though imo
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>>2423336
Ohh yeahhh now it all makes sense... can someone explain to a zuma what is a abbot and costelle?
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>>2423342
Makes her look cool
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>>2423343
They have increased priority, chances are there will be a few cleats, but rarely they dont show up at all.

I just make sure I have 3 master cleats by the end ready because if only artisan cleats show up or zero cleats Im not a fan.
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>>2423343
If you already have 3 gold then another 3 and two silvers will spawn. If you don't two guts notebooks and glow sticks will spawn. Hardcoded like this btw
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>>2423351
People don't know Abbott and Costello anymore...?
Just google them
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>>2423351
Old timey American Comedy duo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOUFGfK4bU
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>>2423351
it's a comedy duo
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>>2423351
It's like Drake and Josh? Is that too old?
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>>2423331
Need 3 more
>>2423333
My umas can't but I sure will.
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>>2423351
They are like Asmongold and McConnell
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Anons I'm turning to dust...

>>2423351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYanAfiNCRc
Watch this too while you're at it.
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>>2423320
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/chunk/2346160/500/3/#q2349258
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>>2423367
Asking a zoomer to watch a silent film might as well be mental torture you know.
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>>2423347
Sex is completely optional. You're expected to train multiple girls at a time or at least grab a new trainee every year instead of at the end of their career, and if you have multiple girls in love with you and have sex with one, the other girls get upset. There's ways around that but escalating the relationship at all is your choice, you can play it like regular Umamusume as a training sim and make them win the L'Arc twice if you want.
That's right, when your trainee is horny after training you DON'T have to fuck them. Just tell them to go to the nurse's office.
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You know since this is a safe space, what is some quintessential oldfag media i should engage with as a zuma? I still haven't played deus ex or new vegas or watched lucky star or oreimo
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>>2423356
Did zoomers not grow up with their parents and grandparents showing them old stuff from their day?
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Does Chronogenesis work on Chrome for anyone else? It only works on other browsers for me.
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>>2423375
If you are someone in my club and I find out who you are I will kick you, wtf are you doing man? Zumas have no fucking taste
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>>2423375
Oreimo sucks and I hate /a/ for making me watch that dreck as one of my first anime.
Go watch Samurai Champloo and Gurren Lagann.
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>>2423375
Just pick something that sounds cool and try it.
You've probably just heard enough famous names and at least have a vague idea of what they're about.
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>>2423375
Have you seen Bebop?
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>>2423375
I dont want to alarm you, but this is NOT a safe space. They are coming for you, there’s not much time.
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>>2423382
Seething manamifag.
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>>2423375
Apocalypse Now is a good one. I watched it for the first time recently. I forget which version though, maybe the other boomers here can suggest.

>>2423379
Is this one worth watching? Haven't seen it.
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>>2423375
None of those are that old though?
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I'm going to perform an experiment if I can finish my main aces. How do I make the most soullessly soulless front team of all time with this setup? Keep in mind, I have never run a front in my entire life so I have no idea what I'm doing.
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>>2423392
You expect a zuma to know actual old shit?
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>>2423390
/v/ma is a Kuroneko thread
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>>2423392
Maruzensky...
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>>2423393
run ooniger suzuka v. bobo and s. maru. done.
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>>2423398
do i have to make the ooniger gas out intentionally?
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>>2423393
VBourbon SMaru then Seiun or Kita. Daiwa is good too if you don't have the meta horses.

Train WIT. Fronts really really like WIT
Get groundwork parent or use Falco's card for Groundwork.
TTL is also very good but if you don't have Bourbon wit you can just use early start.
Suzuka should be used as a big nigga so your fronts try to catch her and increase the distance with the rest of the horses.
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>>2423263
>keiba history
Almond Eye, Katsuragi Ace
>Gimmick
Gentildonna, Lilac
>design
Laurel, Durandal, Rickey
>seiyuu
Espoir City, Transcend
>other media
NTR, Star Blossom really sold me on Laurel
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>>2423263
Keiba history doesn't influence my pulls but current Keiba does. I will definitely want Croix after watching his races, unless they make the uma really ugly or I hate her design.
Don't care about Seiyuus at all
Don't really care about SEX either since most umas are SEX
I mostly like interesting designs, how cute the uma is, how unique her personality/story is.
And of course if an uma gets posted a lot and is funny, think something like Calstone I will wanna pull for her.
And I guess the anime. I would pull March no matter what position she runs in or how meta she is if she somehow got added to the game by some miracle.

And then there's metafag/parent umas
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>>2423401
nyes, just dont give her any yellow skill. for maximum degeneracy make that suzie into a debuffer in unity cup.
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>>2423398
Those are the only three fronts I have, I'm more wondering on the deck to run. And I guess trying to get the Seiun/Maru ult combo so they can function.
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>>2423406
Can't wait for uma Croix and his genmates. It also connects to Chrono as a bonus too
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>>2423408
upgrade your scarlet so she has a better ult first. don't give suzuka any yellow skill
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>>2423406
Is march a real horse?
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>>2423375
The real redpill is that most manga/anime and early japanese video games were HEAVILY influenced by western movies like Star Wars, Alien, Old slasher films, Terminator, and so on. You need to watch 70s and 80s KINO.

As far as old school anime, Akira is great from an animation/music/setting standpoint, still hasnt been topped and influenced a ton of stuff. The story is schizophrenic but that’s because they tried to cram the entire manga into one film, read that if you want a more concise plot. I personally like the Vampire Hunter D movies. Ninja Scroll, a classic. Unironically any Ghibli stuff is a great introduction for most newfags, try Princess Mononoke.
And the original Dragonball and Z paved the way for EVERY SHOUNEN SHOW that followed, it still holds up. Disregard every faggot who says its only for mexicans. But Yu Yu Hakusho is the REAL man’s shounen.

As far as manga goes, Berserk is the GOAT. The original 90s anime is not a bad place to start but the manga carries on the story. It’s amazing.

As for other oldfag shows, a lot of the good stuff that’s popular is good. I mean shit like Sailor Moon and Card Captor Sakura for girly shows, Trigun, Rouroni Kenshin, Fist of the North Star, Bebop, Outlaw Star for some more manly type shows. Flcl, great n short. The original gundam series and its sequels are mostly all great, but the OG is amazing. If you dont care for late 70s animation that’s more an acquired taste but you need to look at it through the lens of its time and understand that was hand drawn, no computers. If you want a more modern mecha, Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann is great. Just watch whatever interests you, there’s no wrong answer. Oh and Neon Genesis Evangelion, classic and hugely influential show. Inb4 someone poopoos me for basic tastes, but imo the classics are a strong foundation as you can understand how they influenced the shows that followed and get into more niche newer/older stuff if you find a kind of show you like.
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>>2423411
Still years away for both Global and JP unfortunately
>>2423415
Yes but he was a Regionals only horse
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>>2423375
When it comes to games, I guess Valkyrie Profile games, Ys 1 through 6 and Dragon Quest I guess it's considered an old franchise now. Tsukihime/Melty Blood if you are into Type Moon stuff. Wild Arms.

For anime, Lucky Star references a lot of popular japanese media at the time, so you will definitely miss a lot of jokes, Oreimo is fine but depending on who you like it might piss you off, like me that I still seethe at the ending. You could try maybe, Vision of Escaflowne. I think Magic Knights Rayearth is getting a remake next year
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>>2423428
Rayearth is going to get censored so hard like Ranma.
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>>2423375
Find what influenced the media you like. Yeah, I'm asking what (you) are interested in.
Hard mode: Not Umamusume
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>>2423375
anime:
dragon ball through the cell saga is pretty solid
i hesitate to recommend naruto since it's really uneven and has a shit ton of filler, also some pretty big retcons/plot tumors midway through the series kind of wreck the plot.
cowboy bebop
death note

vidya:
the SNES final fantasy games
Mario 3 and Super MArio World
Link to The Past

action/adventure movies:
Star Wars I-VI
Indiana Jones I-III
Jurassic Park (1993)
Terminator 1 & 2
Robocop (just the first)
Demolition Man
Predator 1
Top Gun
Die Hard 1, 2, and With a Vengeance(3)

comedy:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Major League
Spaceballs
Planes Trains & Automobiles

drama:
Goodfellas
Casino
The Godfather 1 & 2

TV:
The Sopranos
The Wire

western cartoons:
DCAU (Batman TAS, Superman TAS, Batman/Superman Adventures, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited)
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>>2423431
Did it have pantsu shots? I don't remember. From the 2026 trailer, the transformation sequences still have the girls "nude" like in the original.

https://youtu.be/BgpeWNMZpy4?si=Akew9nnnCs44XMHS&t=48
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>>2423435
Idk i just kinda wanna play or watch the classics if that's a thing? like i wonder if god hand is actually good and not a gaslight
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>>2423375
same boat here, I just picked whatever that looks cool. went through lord of the rings, gundam, james bond, breaking bad, etc. over the past year.
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Important question.
Ardan or Dia?
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>>2423447
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>>2423447
>>2423449
Both behind eachother's back
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>>2423439
God Hand is very good and one of the most unique and indepth action games. It was a very /v/core game and when that one IGN review came out /v/ milked it for memes for years. The graphics are a bit rough since the game was made on a shoestring budget but it has a lot of soul, really wacky characters and multiple different strats and replay value.

Action games in recent years have become almost undiscussable on this site due to retarded third worlders and secondaries that would rather watch video essays than actual play the games. I remember when Cuhrayzee Threads were a thing and people in it would discussing the games, sharing tips, posting combo MADs, etc, not unlike /v/ma. Nowadays if you go into an action game thread, it's a bunch of retards being tribalists to other franchises in the genre, or schizos trying to shill whatever eceleb they're a fan of (most notably electric underground the dude who makes 2 hour long essays on NG while never having beaten Master Ninja mode) or just straight up dumping garbage posts because fuck genuine discussion, I'm gonna get dopamine from annoying people.
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>>2423436
>naruto
>death note
Where is Bleach?

https://youtu.be/l1JpE_tarso?si=gVdmS9t3fM7rIMjl
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Sorry danchou I don't feel like doing more than one run today
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>>2423431
Ranma is kind of ruined with trannies becoming an actual thing. In the 90s a guy being turned into a girl by a magic spring was a funny joke. Nowadays it reminds me too much of modern degenerate fetish shit.
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>>2423447
her career story was really frontloaded, it was kinda disappointing after all the hype. maybe I should go through her story chapters one of these days.
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>>2423456
You’re fired. Capische?
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>>2423452
Yeah that's exactly what I'm looking for! I joined when the site was already shit (election tourist) so i wanna know what old /v/ """"liked"""
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>>2423456
Hmmm.....ill allow it becauss brian a cute, but don't let chrono catch you
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I'd like to do more runs danchou but Cygames won't let me
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>>2423464
Aw crap. I won't be home until tomorrow, but I have a popularity poll from 2008's /v/.
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>>2423439
>I wonder if XYZ is good
There’s only one way to find out. Recommendations are nice for ideas of media to consoom, but beyond that you should disregard people’s opinion or discussion of it until you’ve first experienced it. One guy might say the Godfather is the best movie other. Some might say “I did not care for the Godfather”. Both are right
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>>2423439
it takes some getting used to but once it clicks it really clicks. what helped for me was finding out about the hidden context-sensitive launchers (axe kick and dragon punch).
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>>2423464
Play dark messiah NOW
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>>2423464
it’s not like old /v/ agreed on everything you know, but generally speaking most classic games from the 16 bit to early 3D era into the Ps2/gamecube /xbox era with some PC classic games, shooters and what have you.

Everyone loved the shit out of goldeneye when it came out but going back to it now can be cumbersome due to modern gaming streamlining shooter controls, double analogue sticks becoming commonplace and so on. Couch multiplayer, not as much a thing anymore.

Just unironically look up classic movies and shows of the previous millennia up until the early 2000s. It’s enough kino to last a lifetime
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I'm suddenly reminded of /v/ soku before it devolved into shitflinging. I miss the Suika dunks.
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>>2423482
I miss playing fightan with /v/ on GGPO and GG#R/Melty early netcode. Fighting game threads used to actually have lobbies and people asking for games and sharing tech. Once esports became more and more prominent, they slowly died out since more anons started becoming tripfags to try and make a name for themselves (Broski the SF content creator used to be one) and gradually fighting game threads turned into porn dumps and shitposting
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>>2423447
Ardan's little hand gestures are the cutest.
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>>2423490
Even during the beginning of SF6, /sfg/ at least had people playing and talking about the game. Now half it is crossboard arguing and underage kids pretending to talk like black people making fun of whites to other anons who are mostly European also pretending to talk like blacks.
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/v/ma - Gryffindor
Oy Neigh - Slytherin
der/v/ - Ravenclaw
/v/mapyoi - Hufflepuff
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bro
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>>2423375
Unironically the old Key anime/media. They have some old but very fun VNs, and there are also anime if you can't be bothered to read.
Angel Beats and Clannad for example are great starters. If you want some harem but with story, then, TWGOK, and if you just want some pure fun then Kore Wa Zombie Desu ka?
If you want trash but still fun watch Guilty Crown. It's a trash but it's my treasure.
I would recommend /m/echas but I doubt zumas are into them
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>>2423490
call me a grandpa, but playing fighting games anywhere other than at an arcade cabinet just feels wrong to me.
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>>2423490
As an outsider, to me it seems like fighting games have become increasingly more niche and dont have the draw they did in the early days. But anyone actually in the scene will say
>bro the fighting game community is bigger than ever with more tourneys and entrants than ever
But I remember when arcades were popular with everyone huddled around say a Mortal Kombat cabinet, or tekken. I remember when every bro and his bro basically carried a fucking gamecube around to play Smash. Marvel vs Capcom was also huge back in the day, Soul Caliber, Dead or Alive. Whenever I hear about these franchises nowadays it’s just whinging about how horrible they are without fail. So what’s the truth? It just doesnt seem like the innovation or excitement is there like it used to be. Other game genres just seem to dominate landscape compared to fighting games. But obviously im a casual retard looking in so what do I know? All Im saying is fighting games used to have a ton of casual appeal. Most recent one that tapped into that was the DBZ fighting games but that was short lived
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>>2423110
A-Anyone?
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>>2423490
Between the sentiment of "games should be more like movies," eSports and the politburo non-sense, the 2010s really had it out for our choice of entertainment...
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>>2423110
>>2423508
you need at least 300 more stamina than you currently have
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>>2423110
You want around 800~ stamina + Go Home Specialist, power/wit can work at 900~ish (but more is better as long as you also meet stam statlines)
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>>2423511
On an end-chaser? I thought 700+1 white recovery was acceptable for lates.
>>2423513
Ah, I suppose it makes a bit more sense if I'm allowed to slack more on wit/power.
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>>2423508
1200/850+/1000+/580+/1000+
You can replace wit Marvy with a stamina card or Riko to help with stamina gains.
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>>2423332
Sounds peak. I like slow burns. I don't like those umas that are too pushy or needy but I also like the casual, natural romance.
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>>2423508
Sorry anon, got a little bit lost in the sea of posts.
For gold ship you should be aiming for 1200/850+/1000/600/1000. you've got a good deck but you probably want to run Manhattan Cafe stamina or creek over flower. what sparks are your parents? i would absolutely make sure one of your parents is dedicated to full stam
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Not game related, but those old /b/ threads where we all came up with stuff to say whenever someone called in just to mess with the guy are what really made 4chan what it was to me. Also, Ghost was right.

https://youtu.be/EvWHePYwC78?si=_pYT0IoIFRgccDcG
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>>2423110
Replace Nishino Flower with a proper stam card. Either Cafe, Dia, or Creek works.
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stallion umas are not for (You) that's a trait reserved for mares
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>>2423525
Shut up faggot
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>>2423517
700+1 white? We're running on 2400m, not 2000m
I would suggest running stam cards with power sparks, hell even one stam card can carry you to 850 if you highroll
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>>2423110
my first attempt on goldship survives at 900 stam + 1 white, though she can't win since I lack midrace
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>>2423525
Stallions? For me
Mares? For me too
(You)? Also for me
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Is there Chronogenesis art in a bikini or lingerie?
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For (you) posting is the lowest form of comversation
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>good trainings pre debut
>uma jobs debut 2 times
ACK
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>>2423520
Parents are 14Pow/3Wit, so I'll definitely have to shift things then. A shame since those parents had a cozy 15 med sparks between them and I was still barely hitting S
>>2423518
>>2423523
>>2423528
>>2423529
Thanks frens. I'll start giving these a try.
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>>2423536
Glue it.
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>>2423534
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>>2423537
goodluck fren
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>>2423539
Thank you.
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>>2423504
>I would recommend /m/echas but I doubt zumas are into them
Isn't Gundam like super mainstream now?
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>>2423538
Yeah, did that, it was one of those uber glue runs, had half my deck events finished by classic january but the only rival races were the 2 G1s and she jobbed 2 g3 inbetween, having enough stats and nimble nav
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>>2423545
Iron Blooded Orphan, Bitch from Mercury, and that very very very very very horrible one that's called Gquuuux are the only ones I recall to be mainstream. Unicorn's probably also there but Unicorn gets a pass for me same with Iron Blooded Orphans.



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