>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbNo vegetables allowed in this thread, I hear they are bad for uma musume witches.
YADA YADA YOU CAN'T HAVE A NEW THREAD
WITCHES AREN'T REAL
BREAD
I'm quite glad that my request for both forms of uma musume to be included in the OP has been largely entertained so far.
The promised Sweepy bread...
>>2444957STAY AWAY FROM IT
Are any of you planning on pulling for Sweep?
>>2444958While it's pretty harmless if it's missing, it's not hard to include so I entertain it (though I've only baked once)
>>2444961fuck no
>>2444961Yeppers.
You have to choose one of your currently owned umas to marry. Which one do you pick?
>>2444961I got a spark saved up for sex tosho
>>2444955Doing this to Sweep
>witch bread
>>2444965Ask me this question again in about 24 hours.
>>2444965100000000000000000000% gold city
Someone mind explaining what the FUCK the red guy has to do with sweep tosho and magic?
>>244496120 cheeky tenners
3111 4842Taurus x2Come join with your team.
rooms?
>>2444976>magicMAGIC ISN'T REAL ANONWE'RE JUST RACING
>>2444966I was planning on sparking for her as well but I lost all my Sweep carats on the Ballroom and Flower banners.
>>2444965Maruzensky.
Rooms pls
>>2444965Big mac>Extremely bulliable(sexually in this case)>Infinite money>Behind scenes just wants to eat shitty food and watch baseball(i don't get it)10/10 wife
>>24449783 umas?
>>2444976Magic isn't real
>>2444965Honestly it'd be hard to pick between Teio or Taishin.
>>2444985Yeppers, unless you don't have 3
>>2444978>>2444985Si. Bring your team of 3.
>>2444980>>2444987Explain marvelous sunday or manhattan cafe
>After repeated races...>Mood went Down.>Speed went down by 10.>Power went down by 10.>Guts went down by 10.>Afflicted with "Skin Outbreak".
>>2444993Human tricks. It's useless, it's all useless!
>>2444961YeahI've been looking forward to her pretty much since launch, and have specifically planned to try and get the best end closer parents/cards I possibly can so that I'll be prepared to build her once she releases
>>2444993Everyone had a collective hallucination due to eating moldy cafeteria food
>>2444993I ALREADY TOLD YOU MAGIC ISN'T REAL
Why are end closers so strong this CM if spurt doesn't work?I guess to be more specific - what makes late surgers worse?
>>244497815/18. Room for one more team.
>>2444965NEICHA
>>2444993DAME DA! ZENZEN DAME DA!IT WAS A HOLOGRAM AND CULPRIT'S ACCOMPLICE
>>2445002>>2444978Full, starting in one minute from this post.
>>2445001Daring strikelong final straight with higher top speedthat's about it
>>2444997Not long to wait now. I hope she doesn't take too many carats from you.
>>2445001Its due to the speed modifiers, let me explain. The last spurt is 500 meters, which is A LOT its 1/5 of the whole track. Fronts have the lowest top speed, ends are the highest.
>>2444993schizophrenia is not magic anon >>2445001Daring Strike lets them take over the late's position for MPB/Pump/Red Shift, and they have superior top speed for the 500 final straight.
magic is real, try doing sigils and you'll see. Tosho is a ball knower
>>2445001Daring strike, wit pace up checks and mid race moves them up up to red shift MPB position. Which lets them rocket to 1st place and duel with their higher spurt speed.
>>2444961>spd/power growths (based)>unique seems...okay?>Comes with spurt (based)>comes with the gold end closer heal (based)>comes with a debuff (uhh...)>long Dwhat the fuckI mean I guess you can patch that up, but why even have a gold recovery in the first place...Is that debuff move any good?
>>2444965Shit man, I think rudolf would be a top 1 wifey
>>2445009citing fronts seems counter-intuitive to this argument since there's so many fronts this CM, makes it sound like that last spurt isn't a big deal
Who wins?
>>2444965Actually Mambo.
>>2445015Quoting one of the jpbrosPetrifying Gaze is a pretty strong speed debuff skill and she gets a green that also lowers the chance at being rushed.
>>2445019>there's so many fronts this CMwe have more backliners anon
>>2445010Marvy can, and frequently does, drag others into the marvelous dimension. That's not schizophrenia
Are there any other fictional characters you could see as the trainer of a specific uma anon? These threads have made me headcanon battler as sweepy's trainer
>>2445020OUR HEROES
>throws a temper tantrum and literally has a YADA YADA YADA debuff for half of her careerUh, good luck with that sweep fans that sounds annoying as fuckAt least she dodges that in MANT but I feel like it'd be whiplash to start her career next scenario and eat this the moment jr debut starts
>>2445032>Uh, good luck with that sweep fans that sounds annoying as fuckShe IS the most difficult uma to train in the game
>>2445015Petrifying Gaze is Dominator with an FOV check, but you just have to be an End Closer to use it, so it kills umas (Lates and Paces if she moved up far enough) on shorter tracks.
>>2444965Digitan probablyHonestly I wouldn't even consider her my favourite uma, but realistically out of all the umas I have I think she's the one I'd mesh the best with IRL (and therefore the one I'd have the happiest relationship/marriage with long-term)
>GODler if he was within 5 feet of marvelous sunday
>>2445029Tony Soprano x the most emotionally fragile and vulnerable uma you can possible think of.One of the most consistent things about his character is his soft spot for anything he considers childlike, naive and fragile, his love for animals (especially horses) and his love of athletic pursuits. He'd be much happier as a trainer than as a mafioso by far.
>>2444951Now that's a nice horse..
>>2445038Haru urara? I've seen art of that too
>>2443378https://limewire.com/d/Lr8HV#Zwzb3wfe7KAs promised.
>>2445029Speaking of trainers, this is how I feel as a trainer.
>>2445029Torao takabe is THE official nishino flower trainer in my eyes.
>>2445015Dominators are still better general use because lmao FOV, but she is not as painful to build as other debuffer ends other than rudolf, I build Valentine Eishin as a debuffer and it made me want to kill myselfHonestly, if you HAVE to use an end debuffer, just use Rudolf instead
>>2444978The winners. I go back to finishing my single career of the day.
>>2445045>Look him up>Chuckle
So if my fronts flub it again, is 2 dom + end still good?
Don't lie to me /vm/a, are any of the first three seasons of the anime worth watching. I thought RTT was alright. Thought the cinematography in BOANE was great while the rest of the movie was pretty meh. And finally really loved Cindy Grey, despite oguri being oguri.
>>2445049Umazing stuff! Congrats to the winner
>>2444965Genuinely a hard question
>>2445052Pretty Derby season 1 Is like pulling teeth unless you like really boring and dated CGDCT sloppa, the rest is pretty decent
>>2445052Not really if you've already seen CindiGrey, its the best piece of Uma anime and people need to accept this already
I made a unique animation tier list. What do (You) think?
>>2445049If I had two nickles everytime a UG clanker wins a fun race to begin the thread within the past 24 hours I'd have two nickles, it isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice! Kek
>>2445052I somewhat enjoyed S1 but that's because anons here wouldn't shut up about how bad it is, so my expectations were really low. S2 is REALLY good. S3 is really confusing about the direction but it's forgivable because Kitasan is cute.
>>2444965I don't care if it's generic but maruzensky is just beyond perfect wife materialshe's super hot yes but she also has a great sense of humor, likes going out and having fun, and the fact that I love old dad rock would resonate perfectly with her. Best of all, want her to be happy, or in the mood for sex? Literally just say how young/pretty she looks. She's 100% the kind of woman weak to compliments which is mad funny since a real woman that good looking would be completely numb to compliments but hey, fantasies are fun
>>2444965My Princess of course.
>>2445052S1 is bad but at least has the excuse that they were still trying to figure out what to do with the franchiseS2 is goodS3 is bad like S1 but without some sort of excuse
>>2444965Taiki
>>2445052You might like S2, it's the best of the three. S1 is dated and is different in tone from the rest of the series so I can't say for sure. What I will say for sure is that S3 sucks and I will never talk about it in a good light.
>>2445060>el>badBruh she did a fuckin phoenix splash
>>2445060>hating on seiun's breakdancecome on man that shit is hilarious
I'm not gonna make it
Does this need a corncer recovery?
S1 is good when it's not Spe glazing Suzuka. S2 is probably the best and we don't talk about season 3.
>>2445060Bait used to be believable
>>2445052First season is average, I like it more than 2 and 3The rise and fall to rise again gets stale halfway through season 2, but it has better SoL in generalSeason 3 sets the tone with Kitasan jobbing right away
SO ALL MANT FUCKING IS IS HOPING NARITA TOP ROAD SHOWS UP ON THE RIGHT TRAININGS? FUCK
>>2445060Immediately recognized shit taste by seeing base Mcqueen anywhere near the top>Brian THAT lowYou need to be flayed alive
>>2445074Dont gutsmaxx for a track this long, I'd only gutsmaxx on mile or below tracks. Build her traditionally
>>2445060A Fuji hater, huh?
>>2445060>default el in bad tierHer and new years opera O belong in a tier above everyone else.
>>2445075do you have any cheap recoveries? i would use one just in case
>>2445075Have you learned any stam heals? Radiant star?I'd say so, better safe than sorry as far as stam goes this CM
>>2445081Recently MANT has been hoping Kita and NTR actually finish their chains this time
>>2444965She can take all the time she needs fixing her hair in the morning, it's worth it.
>>2445075I think you're safe but plug her in the umalator to be sure, im like 99% sure she's safe though.
>>2445091kita not finishing isnt a brick, prof of curves is only worth if you have a couple hints backing it upNTR not finishing is an auto-brick though yeah
>>2445085She wears a fedora in her OG ult
>>2444965>Goldship, Cafe, Ryan, Tachyon, Ticket, Fuji. Vodka, Amazon, OperaI CAN'T CHOOSE OK?
>>2445075You want one just in case. We had hakuraku rooms few days ago and it showed how bad our stamina are. Get a cheap white recovery.
If I don't have NTR, are end closers worth building?To be more specific, is daring strike good enough to not be able to learn firm course menace?
>1200/900/1100/600/1100 statline>Enough skills to SS+>its shit cuz of no medium STortuous
>>2445075nevermind>fast learner+scenario record>nothing to buy but a bunch of recoveries
>>2445105Aw man that's rough, still enough to make it to A
The NHK Mile comes...anons will have milers ready...
>>2444965Ayabe, next question.
>>2445102You don't win without daring strike
>>2445102Ends are the second best option behind frontstacking faggotry, and yeah DS is a gamechanger skill, but you ideally want FCM as well because max speed + skills makes the most difference on ends
>>2445102yeah, you can make due without FCM
>>2445102Daring Strike is more important
>>2445111Right, I get that, ends need daringBut I guess to be EVEN MORE specific, am I better off just building a late surger who gets firm course mance?
>>2444965Tough choice between Creek or Vodka. But at the end of the day I feel like Creek would be a better wife.
>>2445119Do you have dober?
Does the popular Dober/Maru combo work with end closers? If no, what parents should I use with Golshi or Amazon?
Alright, doing a little survey here.>plat count>confidence in the taurus rerun>runs per dayJust curious where we are at.
>>2445125fuck off
>>2445124It's necessary
>>2445127Don't get upset anon, I'm just curious. Registration is tomorrow
>>24451258100% making it to finals, after that it's just RNGminimum 5
>moving past>pump>red shift>No stopping me!>style-specific accel>radiant starExactly how much accel do you really need? Don't you need like, velocity moves? Mid race stuff? Feels like devoting 60% of your skill point budget to accelerating is missing the plot a little bit
>>2445127*smooch* I love tsunderes
>>24451254confidence as in winning? depends entirely on the composition so i'd say 60/40 but im 100% making it to A finalsaround 5 for the past few weeks
>>2445125OneConfidence for plat? None. Confidence ingetting some free carats? 100%Ill suppose that crashing a run, career reads, mission runs, >fun runs, etc. Dont count, so that'd put me at like 0.85 runs per day. I am content with that
>>2445125>plat count7>confidence in the taurus rerunI've done good, not as good as I could but I've won a lot of public rooms. I think i got a good shot>runs per day5, sometimes more if im able to
>>2445133>Exactly how much accel do you really need?Two, Moving Past and Redshift. If you want to gamble you take Radiant as well. If you have a cheap nimble, you take it.
>>2445098I love Fuji but I'm not a big fan of her OG ulti animation because of that. I really love how she looks in her ballroom alt's ulti animation though (although I suppose if I'm being objective the animation itself is a little lacklustre).
>>2445131>>2445134kill yourselves
>>244512510Not really a lot, both of my aces are mediocre.2-3, I was kind of busy irl and a bit burnt out.
>>24451252 PlatsB Finals gold or silverOn average 1 per day since MANT started.
>>2445133Counterpoint: imagine how good it'll feel if you see your ace simultaneously pop literally all of her accels at the right time.
>>24451253, not looking good.... and i do 5 runs per day, I'm just not at the top tier level yet.
>>2445125>plat count0>confidence in the taurus rerunafter all my failed attempts, less than 1%>runs per dayPost MANT? Anywhere from 3-5 depending on how much spare time I have and/or how burnt out I feel. Im missing the URA Finale days more and more.
>>2445125YesNoMaybe
>>2445153If she's way back in last place won't she lose anyway?
>>2445155Danchou...
>>2445157You underestimate how long the final straight is
>>2445125>plat countShiraoki 7>confidence in the taurus rerunMiddle of the road because Fronts don't seem so dominant and my gamblers have a chance to shine>runs per dayRight now? around 6-8 but only 3 or less that I take to the end because its almost time and Im desperate to get something useable
>>2445133You need MPB, Red shift and lots, lots, lots of mid race
>>24451255 plats (all in a row at the start of the game but then I gave up)Very low0-2 (MANT takes too long for me to bother trying)
>>2445125Been hard stuck 6 for months nowNot much, just hoping to make A finals since my aces don't have red shift on themI do all 5 borrows and quit if I don't get S or red shift during the first inspiration
>>24451251Doubt I will win with my jank teamcomp but I'd like to get back to A finalsOn average 2 because I'm still busy
>>244512520% (I'm not trying).15
>>2445165>since my aces don't have red shift on themBut why, borrowing dober?
>>2445133you only need enough accel to reach your top speed. For Lates/Ends you absolutely need Midrace in order to move up into position to proc your accels. Any velocity you proc in the final stretch is also good but thats just extra.
>>2445125>3>None, despite having a full team ready. I've been burned too many times to have any confidence in my ability to ever actually win races>Normally I aim for 4-5, but lately I've been a lot busier IRL and have only had time to do 1 or 2 a day
>>2445173Need to borrow sky for my fronts and I don't have maru. So I'm just praying for red shift off the grand parents.
So let me ask you this /vm/a, for gemini in terms of accel>FrontsSeiun and Pasa>PaceNishino Flower>Late and endRyan, Nishino, Cheerleader King Are pacers fucked again?
>>2445182Mummy Creek exists
>>2445182Pretty sure taiki works... that's the mile one right?
>>2444965My oshiwife, Narita Brian
>>2445125>2 plats>literally no chance to win>3-5 runs, depends on how I feelI always operate under the assumption that anything bad that can happen to me, will 100% happen to me.
>>2445186Not as an inherit. Doesn't do anything.
ANY HOPE for witlet akatei?
>>2445182you can put pasa in paces, it can chain activate
>>2445184>0.1 accelI hate this
>>2445193>neck and neckA gambling man i see.
>>2445125>7>not very confident>4, 2 if I'm lazy
>>2445182if you want to do a pure pace team, pasa/taiki/flower worksONE of them will likely start overtaking the fronts, it's not a bad team
>>2445023If I lose to more fronts than lates or ends I'm writing that entire site off as front downplaying propaganda.
>>2445125>plat count0>confidenceI only care about the carats >runs a dayToo inconsistent. Sometimes I do one a day, other times I get motivated enough to use all my borrows.
>>2445195you can use head-on which is pretty easy to get in mant
>>2445193Kinda cool that there are two separate people running anime teio.
>>2445187This is soul
>>24451253I think i can get to A finals1 run when not ace making, 3-4 when building aces although I tend to glue runs after having aces that are "good enough" when trying to improve them if it's going like shit
>>2445060>El that lowYou're a dimeless SHITTER
>>2445206>I tend to glue runs after having aces that are "good enough" when trying to improve them if it's going like shitSame, mant just takes too much time.
>>2445207>El KWAB calling anyone dimeless She's an anti-draw you fuckin mark
>>2445060Brian's ult animation is fucking BASED EDGEKINO and I don't even like Brian that much
>>2445207>flippy bullshit
>>2445212t. special janetty
Minimum amount of guts for CM14?
>>24452181200
>ASS wondertards out of no where
>>2445218who the fuck cares about guts
>>2445218This is the time to gutsmaxx
What's the deal with El CP now?
>>2445228THE WHAT
>>2445228her stuff is on high demand right now
Do fronts literally just get double the benefit from guts as all other racer types?
>>2445228?
>>2445228En la sapatas
>>2445233Double the benefit? No man, not really. Ends are fuckin scary
>>2445228
>>2445233id say its the reverse, guts helps your last spurt more and the other styles have stronger last spurts. Fronts only need guts to beat other fronts.
So since we are moving to gemini, help me decide, do I go for triple front? I was thinking smaru, bourbon and falco, but I've also seen that taishin's full potential is finally awakened.
>>2445228That isn't very Mucha Lucha of you
>>24452453 guts 2 wit 1 speed on all front runners will make you easily be able to crush the competition.
>>2445246Good show.
Is corner connoisseur finally a usable skill now this coming cm
>>2445247Do you run wit or power sparks with this setup?
>>2445254Full power sparks or sprinkle some wit.
>>2445254Power, they're the most valuable spark rn.
>>2445242>>2445238high guts will benefit a front in a late-race duel too, they don't just auto-lose them
Since we are talking about gutsmaxxing. Whats the best choice for the 3 guts cards?
Does anyone know of a good race schedule for digital/Falco/wturf?Essentially turf/dirt mile/med
If I don't get a mant plat then I'll have peaked in unity.
>>2445266>Ayabe>Yukino Bijin (gives you PTO for free)>Filler
>>2445268You typically do the tiara schedule + 5 dirt G1s.
>>2445268There should be one on the usual picture for Digital just for that.
>>2445266dictus vega haru for ultimate idealrealistically for non-whales haru/bijin/vegacope is haru/bijin/airgroove (rip your energy)
>>2445266The big 3
>>2445276This is exactly the deck I was thinking of running yup yup.
>>2445275>rip your energyI HATE THIS CARD SO MUCH AHHHHMY 20 ENERGY FUCK YOU NO ONE EVEN WANTS STRAIGHT ACCEL
>>2445280This thing gives Groundwork though
>>2445276>no firm course menaceTo think you have all that guts to win a duel, but lose the race. Sad!
>>2445277Parents are 14* power 2* speed Flower/Dober if you were wondering
>>2445275You know regarding dictus, Ive always seen the high winrate whales use that card but is it really worth the borrow? (I have ayabe MLB so I can afford to borrow a guts) the gold it gives fucking sucks.
Does anyone wanna do some last minute CM13 scrims...792383042782850525253865
>>2445283>DoberThat's unfortunate for that guy, doesn't work on this track
>>2445281>card hints mattering in MANTI think finemo has given me nimble nav 2 times in the past 2 monthsYou train a grand total of like 20 turns, support card hints in this scenario are close to useless
>>2445286>last minuteWhen does the CM start? I don't have a single ace yet.
>>2445268Honestly I just run the usual mile/med tiara schedule for Digitan.
>>2445286>last minuteHuh? When is it?
Give me a mile spark give me a mile spark give me a mile spark give me a mile spark give me a mile spark give me a mile spark give me a mile spark GIVE ME A MILE SPARK GIVE ME A MILE SPARK GIVE ME A MILE SPARK GIVE ME
>>2445291>>2445296Nta but registration is tomorrow! So 4 more days.
>>2445297What was that?
>>2445285absolutely not, useless gold skill and none of her events are especially crazyYou NEVER use your borrow slot on a stat stick, it should always be for a good gold skill + good stats
>>2445286>check em >they were all fullRip
>full
>>244496181k banked for her and summershi
gutsmaxxing is going to eat more of my fucking clocks, fuck
>>2445301Grim.
>>2445282Is FCM worth running over PoC?
>>2445303Thing is I'm kinda puzzled on what to borrow next for my triple front team.>Kitasan>Fine Motion>Wit Bourbon>Ayabe>YeppersI already have MLB guts urara. So I'm left scratching my head what do I even borrow?
>>2445310absolutely, curves is a luxurynow, actually having a good career with NTR only being on speed 6 turns the entire career? That's a different story
Hishiama bros ...
>>2445308Triple tiara never eats any of my clocks, just anecdotal but I think next CM will be relatively painless
>>2445286Results?
>>2445286resultshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZSi7yjDWUwphTveg7uamMX8Bhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rTGA2pTcoEulxcjhdC56VgMvhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rAaq4zfZZ1wlF969xIoXHAZo
>>2445316The Toreina we all strive to be.
>>2445317Next CM is gutsmaxxing bullshit
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vg.vm/image/Yh6z49Cv4QmydfQSZuhnJg/
>>2445323>No MLB Guts AyabeIt's over for me.
>>2445325My neigha what's the problem? People are playing the game.
>>2445325vg can't fill a room?
>>2445320Appreciate the race data
>>2445127>>2445146Lmao platlet rage
>>2445328Doubt, if I had to guess the schizo is melting down and they're bunkering down here while it passes.
>>2445332Oh, well if they keep the rooms flowing that's cool with me
>>2445316KEK
>>2445310More stats are objectively better ceteris paribus. FCM is super good and can act as a tiebreaker.
>>2445325Do you have a bot that does this with every image or do you do it by hand and for free? Either way this is schizo behavior.
>>2445316Wait where is this? I just looked at the board behind.
>>2445325Holy obsessed
>HeartI SAID TACT LAST THREAD FUUUUUUUUCK
>>2445339nah they're just someone who hangs out in both threads and likes to shit stir
>>2445320>Natie didn't proc half her skillsetFuck this tool is going to make me more upset after I lose plat again..
>>2445344Wow, she a cute! Any more umas coming?
>>2445344Wow, first time I see an uma that I've NEVER seen shilled before
Stop responding you dumb fucks
>>2445312I'd borrow NTR and use haru guts
>>2445344
>>2445350If /v/ma has ever been one thing it's retarded.
>>2445351Over kitasan?
>>2445344Bouquet bros....... it's so over....
How many times do you guys run more than 3/4 races in a row?
>>2444965Do we count cards, because I've got a few cards umas that I don't have the trainee equivalents of.Either way, I think I'd pick El Condor Pasa.I'd pick Rice Shower otherwise, but we are almost exactly the same person and that is a terrible, TERRIBLE idea.
>>2445355yes, that has the>potentialTo make you the strongest front possible, however it will be VERY toxic and highroll-onlyYou'll basically have 20 awful dogshit runs and then one run out nowhere you make a UG CM winner
>>2445357I mean, it is so dependent on the specific run I struggle to give a good answer
>>2445344What is her lore? Her record seems kinda bad
>>2445356FFFUUUUCCCKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2445350As we said back in the ol board, witlet epidemic
>>2445357Shuka, QE2, Japan Cup/Mile Championship on the Tiara route is usually the only time I do 3 in a row, and I try to never do 4 in a row.
>>2445357for oguri cap/pasa/digitan/falco I do the 5 race dream run pre-arimaIt's uh, pretty risky, see:>>2444995
>>24453573 races is late oct/early nov/late nov with Kikuka( or shuka) sho/ QEC/Mile CH Y2 and then Tenno Sho/QEC/JC Y3. 4 races never. Do not ever do that.
>>2445367>>2445368How many runs are people supposed to do in total then? I heard Im supposed to go up to 40 on a good run.
>>2445374https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>2445368>who's MamboMambo is an energetic, fast-paced Latin American dance and music style that originated in Cuba during the late 1930s and 1940s, characterized by complex steps and strong hip movements.
>>2445368NTA, but playing this dogshit game is pretty risky>Good run>Random mood down>Followed by a random mood down>Suddenly, a mood down>Random mood up followed by a mood downI lost so many runs to just a random mood down event chain while succesfully avoiding race fatigue and skin outbreak, just to get raped by that plus random sleep deprived
>>2444978that's a funny shirtI'd wear that shirt
>>2445340>>2445316Man I'm too lazy to look up which track this is. It's not Peru at least.
>>2445381Uma is a highroll game, a mid roll does not win CM unless you highroll luck
>>2445374Mine are usually between 35 and 38 but I dunno if I'm making optimal choices.
>>2445388Multiple mood downs in a row is a high roll if you look at it from a different perspective, you, breathing manually was a low roll
>>2445060she uses her huge, kissable forehead as a weapon against some shadow monster how is that generic?
>>2445357junior>FS>Hopeless is a staple since you can't get debuffs on late decemberYayoi>Spring stakes>Satsuki sho if i don't have good trainings on either g2 or if im looking for more pointskikuka/Akiten>QE>Mile/Japan is also good for points even in the triple crown schedule
The fucking Derby ate all my clocksIt's literally impossible to win jack shit with her
So by any chance does anyone know if suzuka is a good substitute for palmer against blaze brian? I understand why palmer counters her, but could a suzuka exclusively dedicated to survive a long not do it too?
>>2445397I tried Hishiama a bunch this week and ate shit every time.
>>2445344mareKINO
>>2445386Panama
>>2445276>can't gutsmax because I didn't pull a single copy of Ayabe let alone MLB herI hate this fucking game.
>>2445404CULTURALE FENOMENO
>>2445412Is this the "gap moe" that I hear so much about?
>>2445408You can just borrow ayabe and use yeppers and haru
>>2445404Is this the place were 30k people showed up to a 10k seat track?
>>2445417No, that was Peru
>>2445416but then I can't borrow NTR which is a death sentence
>>2445422Umamusume is a meta game, chuddie
>>2445422Its only 60 speed and power, a good build will beat an uma with NTRs gold
>>2445426But can it beat a good build with NTR's gold?
>>2445316fucking weebs
>>2445052i liked season 1 and 3 despite everyone here's hate for them.
she's lost 3/4 G3sI'm starting to believe seeded runs are real
>>2445434I think it depends if you like CGDCT or not or if you can at least tolerate it.
Did something happen but look like the kraut is at Fuchu today??
>>2445440I liked CGDCT slop like lucky star and azumanga daioh but pretty derby season 1 is just reaaaally boring, the characters are so flat
>>2445446What?Did you mean Flash is at one of the tracks today, being petted or something?
>>2444965Rudolf, easy. She's admittedly not even one of my absolute favorites, but she's ridiculously cute and seems like an absolute pleasure to be around when she's off emperor duty.
What the fuck are you wearing spe
>>2445446>>2445450No petting, only look.https://x.com/akai_nagagutsu/status/2053278120304885762
>>2445454Spe is a fuckin hick, can you really be surprised she has no fashion sense?
>>2444965
>>2445217pretty sure King or Seiun are the Janetty of that group
>>2445453Why does rudolf have 3 hair colors again
>>2445454Traditional Umerican clothing.
>>2445458And of course Demuro is there right?
>>2445465Demuro is at Kyoto at the moment and not Tokyo where Flash is, sadly
>>2445458Cute. Looks really relaxed. Of course they're baiting him to eat at certain points to get him to move around.
>>2445397Unironically why is her unique skill so fucking garbage? Yeah, as inherited is not the worst thing, but holy fuck, it's useless on her.
>>2445458Why he is so shiny? Did they buff him with tire shine or something??>>2445469Fuck
>>2445440I don't know why people bringing up CGDCT in regards to this. There's nothing particularly CGDCT about S1; it's just a low-budget sports anime with a meandering narrative.
>>2445472>Unironically why is her unique skill so fucking garbage?You could ask that about 80% of the Umas in the game.
>>2445454if this is an ad for the world cup, since world cup is being held in Houston Texas, that's probably Spe's idea of what local fashion is like
>Spend a bunch rolling on Mr Crime Buster's card>Do a run with it>>Mr Cement Building finishes her chain before junior year is over>Rest of the run goes horribly though>Awful shop RNG>Mood down events right after mood up ones>NTR starts her chain right before hopeful stakes, doesn't finish it until right before senior arima kinen>Kita started her chain and then never showed up again>Spends all my clocks on the dahby>Only one single rainbow in classic summer (on wit)>Comes in 5th at the kikuka sho>Both inspirations were bad>Comes in 4th in spring tenno sho>Got skin outbreak 3 timesThis might be my worst mant attempt to date
>>2445476Nah not all are that bad, but certain ones are super dumpster fire beyond redemption tier for sure. It depends how deeply you want to get into the weeds.
So who we should root for in NHK mile? Fukunaga horse of course, and?
>>2445481cygames also sponsors the fucking world cup?
>>2445449S1 is funny sometimes. S3 is just boring except for Dia's episode where she trains to beat jinxes.
>>2445474It's just a quality of his I guess. Some used to call him a con man because his excellent appearance in the paddocks tricked people into thinking he's better than he actually is.
>>2445487whose in it?
>>2445484No, you most definitely could. There's a reason so few Umas are actually meta and it's because they have uniques that actually do something. Hell I'd say I was being generous by saying even 80% of Umas have worthwhile uniques.
>>2445492That one sexy ass, how could Demuro resist this every time?
>>2445481It says NHK mile there brochacho
>Fail a single percentage in pre debut>Practice poor>Fail the 2% in pre debutFirst time for everything I suppose
>>2445493NHK mile cup at 15:40 JP time, around 3 hours from now
Is Red Shift important enough to run my new (right) Golshi over the old one?
>>2445458I want to pet Flash
>>2445504That fraud cavallerizio disappointed me last time, still. Always bet on SPE-RM
>>2445487For me it's Happy Angel, a chance to root for Maya and Cafe? Can't pass it up
>>2445504Where Kitasan? Always bet on Kitasan
>>2445494The problem if you ask me is just the difference between an accel and a speed unique. If you have an accel unique, you basically have it made. You will never get significantly worse because you have a skill that no one else can replicate that just lets you get to your top speed faster than everyone else. Meanwhile with speed uniques, there's no guarantee it'll pop at a good time or even pop at all. The only exception I can sorta think of is fronts because the only thing about Angling is being first and as long as you pop that, you're good.
>>2445504Anduril has the most amount of umas so betting on him
>>2445512>No LememeLel
>>2445504
>>2445504I almost want to bet on Rodeo Drive for loyalty's sake.
Just made it to first summer camp without a single 40% or 60% megaphone. Well over a hundred runs of MANT and it's literally the first time that has ever happened. I hate this scenario so much it's unreal.
wtf am I the only one that actually likes pretty derby s1 and s3?
>>2445519Lememe is on Thunderstruck this time around, finished 12 while being the favorite in his last race...
>>2445504>Admire QuadsCHECK EM
>>2445526S3 was my favorite, I thought kitasan's decline was a good story.
>>2445504ALL IN ON ADMIRE QUADS
I 100% take this instead of the Yasuda Kinen, right?70% megaphone was already active from the previous turn, I'm just keep getting them in the store refreshes.
>>2445541missing on the mile ephitet kind of sucks but that is a really good training and sets you up for a good summer
>>2445541Yes.
>>2445541I would take it personally, mile epithet isn't all that
I've got a thing for painted nails desu
>>2445551My dumb ass was about to ask why vanilla Fina Motion's hands weren't pictured.
I'm so fucking mad, not because it's 1Guts, but because I've done over 50 runs without hitting Mile spark even once
>>2445520>El Condor Pasa was a notable NHK Mile runnerThinkingemoji.jiff
>>2445561Spark rerolls cannot come fast enough. 100% the absolute worst part about this game, even more than support cards.
>>24451250.None.One a day because I am slowly giving up.
Say her name
>>2445579Mister Cactus Barrel
>>2445125What did the data you collect showyou? Any trends or notable correlations between things?
>>2445579umamusume pretty derby
>>2445579Mr. Cock and Balls
>>2445579Mr Cute Belly
>>2445579Mister CuBe
>>2445576She's so fucking hot
>>2445579S.P.Y.S.G
>>24451254Not impossible but not looking good3 on average
>>2445587
>>2445583That's not Umamusume, THIS is Umamusume.
>>2445125>plat count2>confidence in the taurus rerunWhat I have is good enough to reach A finals.>runs per day3 at most
>>2445125>plat count4>confidence in the taurus rerun0. I only run oshis so I waste time mutating them. My goal is to reach A finals for the rewards, all my loses have been by a neck or a head.>runs per day3 max.
>>2445488i dunno i just saw her playing soccer in the background
I hope the person at Cygames that decided sleep deprived should be a thing dies a very painful death
>>2445607Skill issue
>>2445579Mr. Casus Belli
8718 4589Cheeky NHK Mile 98 reenactment since I found out about Condor's involvement.12 slots, bring 1Mile, Left, Tokyo, Spring, Sunny Firm according to the weather at the time.Will be a good warm up to tonight for anon's real deal.
>>2445609This image makes me wonder... Would the Germans panic after seeing that there's no umamusume in the Allied logistics corps after landing on the beach?(For context: The Axis sent reconnaissance out to check out the French beach landing sites to get an idea of what kind of equipment and preparation they'd be dealing with. Something that stuck most of them was that there weren't any horses; instead, it was ALL trucks.)
>>2445579Mr Carat Burglar
>>2445610JESUS anon you scared me I thought i missed it
>>2445614Don't make me go back to watching shit tons of WW2 videos. I did that back during covid.
>>2445618>>2445504There's the time for the real deal.
>>24456105/12. Good time to practice for the real one later.
>>2445610>picWhat happened here? Did El try a frankensteiner?
>>2445624I don't know. I look at it normal and backwards and it doesn't make sense.
>>2445624>>2445626
>>2445624>>2445626I think it's >Top Right>Bottom Right>Top Left>Bottom LeftEl tries to frankenstiener and Montjeu lands on her feet.
>>2445624 >>2445626That's because the sequence is Top Right, Bottom Right, Top Left, Bottom Left.No idea what fucking idiot designed this but that's how this makes sense.
you can laugh at me now
>>2445630Bro.
>>24451256 platsJust did two runs today which is more than my recent average, sometimes only do one McQueen run, used to do moreMy chances are I dont know. Even the original Taurus I did more practice runs and I had no idea what I was doing then. Just finished my second ace. STILL need to do the new career for my third ace but got a few days left so no worries. Not taking this one too seriously, might try harder next time
>>2445630its okay bro the run is probably going nowhere
>>2445624El did a springboard frankensteiner and montjeu recovered. Its a reference to a new japan match with Kota Ibushi and Will Ospreay T. /pw/
>>2445630Learning fast I see!
>>2445630I did this myself once
>>2445630>Buy Scholar's Hat>Get Fast Learner next turnNOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME
>>2445630Learning fast or hardly learning?
>>2445638>NewDude, it was ~8 years ago
>>2445619>Mein gott... Es gibt no pferd frauleins...>Eh?>Wir mussen bericht beim Kommando zuruckmelden, sofort.
>>24456105/12 still. Going to start at :00 then enjoying muh dinner. Milers Miling Milers
>>2445645I'll chuck in a miler but she's terribly built.
>>2445643New japan, as in NJPW. New Japan Pro Wrestling. The promotion
>>2445647I should go to sleep, my bad
>new japan pro wrestling>all the matches are old
>>2445646i think most of us don't have proper milers yet, good thing next CM is a mile because im about to get kicked out of class 6 for the first time in MANT
>>24451259 plats, though i will be the first to admit i absolutely frauded 3 of themI'm overdosing on copium that I can fucking do it and get 10 but it's not looking good I've barely tested5 runs a day.
>>2445646I have ended up as canon-fodder.
>>2445648You won't, we have keiba to watch. Just take an energy drink.
>>2445651Not a single practice race here.Ive already simulated the result in my mind. Ah yes, perhaps more mid-race skills next time
>>2445646Canon cute miler.
>>2445653How many bongs till the races?
How the fuck are you guys doing 5 MANT runs a day. That's pretty much four hours daily. My job has me basically doing nothing all day and I still can't bring myself to do 5 daily.
>>24456109/12Starting in 2 minutes!
>>24456621 hour 40 minutes
>>2445663Personally I do 4 and queue up a MANT run to do in the morning when I wake up, thats how I use all my borrows.
>>2445665*One bong and forty bingsThanks m9
>>2445663I am retired
>>2445663They quit half of those runs partway through. Still a lot of time, I doubt those people have jobs outside of slaving for danchou
>>2445664>3 mob frontsFuck this gay ass room and FUCK random moods!
>>2445664>awful moodITS SO OVER
>>2445666>MANT run first thing in the morningQuite possibly the worst way to start your day
>>2445651>absolutely frauded 3I've only frauded one of them and got bull-shitted out of 4 of them.
>>2445663i suddenly got the itch to grind, once you have a deck and parents that you know can give good results it's just a matter of locking in, even easier when it's a parent run>>2445671i do the whole run, work from home, i keep a few days worth of commits ahead of time and slowly push them through the week
>>2445672play with random dudes, get random moods
>>2445675This is the secret to it
>>2445676Everytime I lost it was due to mickey mouse bullshiteveryone else with more plats than me is a fraud, especially my well respected clubmates!
>>2445676>got bull-shitted out of 4 of them.Feel that, I got bullshited out of two shit legitimately affected me more than I expected.
I PLACED ELEVENTH!How the fuck does a B+ secure a 1 length lead on an S?
>>2445686I would've placed first if it wasn't RIGGED again!
>>2445610And Smaru takes the 98! I wonder what was that last skill that popped off because Taishin would've overtaken her at the end. >>2445504>>2445665>>2445668Remember the real race is happening in a bit. Enjoy the Keiba!
That Dober from earlier is still so insane to me.I don't know how it's even possible to get 230 more stamina, 100 more power, and 200 more wit to equal the stats she had with the same deck. Obviously 1k stamina isn't needed but still she had it anyway.
>>2445687Which mob uma would say this?
>>2445686Those who sleep in Silk pajamas find it hard to get out of bed in the morning.Your uma simply wanted it more, she was hungrier.
>>2445686Because it wasn't an S, it was an A. Oops.>>2445687Truth was, the game was rigged from the start.
>>2445688and a quick corner shot.
>>2445690Rice Villain, do you even have to ask?
>>2445695What is going on with Taiki's boobs?
>>2445698strap broke
>>2445695Whats the lore reason maruzensky had a secret sister that was also an exhibitionist?
>>2445689High roll, race schedule, good parents. Are you doing enough races? And are you getting good rainbows and good items in the shop? Did I mention high roll? Roll high, get luckierer
>>2445702That's actually Maruzensky Two.
>>2445695HOLY SHIT BROS
>>2445702Half sister
>>2445702Vega’s sister died so Maru’s could live I cri everytiem
>>2445705>>2445706>hagmind
If Maru is so good there was a maru two, why is there no maru three?
>>2445710Maru three was so good, Oguri ate her...
>>2445685I haven't won plat in months and every single cm I've lost besides one, have been complete bullshit.
>>2445505Anyone? I just wanna know if I can leave the Golshi mines
>>2445710Forget that, i wanna see the prequel Maruzensky Zero
>>2445713Every CM I lost? Mickey mouse cup!
>>2445715I think you're free anon. YOROKOBE SHOUNEN
>>2445715yeah go for left, it's a bit gambly not having red shift but i think the skills and stats kind of make up for it
>>2445702That's Bigger Maru
>>2445713Think about it this way. Your opponent probably gained more happiness than the amount you lost, so overall the amount of happiness in the world increased
Have you considered?
>>2445718>>2445720Arigatou anons
>>2445726Have you considered getting better taste? Sorry not sorry starFATsterstar
>>2445716>Maruzensky: Redux>Maruzensky Origins>Maruzensky Online>Maruzensky VR
Spent a single golden ticket (Idk where these come from) and got Mayano Top Gun. She any good?
>>2445717Losing to someone's soulful wife who they love? They earned it, I kneel. Losing to someone's meta gay bullshit? Not even a Mickey Mouse Cup, it's a Goofy Graded Stakes at best. I haven't lost to soul in a CM so far by the way.
>>2445729Just because you spoiled that doesnt make it okay.
>>2445726I have 67k carats, so I am considering blowing 40 rolls on the gyarumaHelios is a must though
>>2445733Maya is good yes, she was in fact our first queen 12 CMs ago. Please do her career right now, I want to laugh at your reaction.
>>2445125>plat count1>confidence in the taurus rerunI'm running Kawakami as my singular ace with 2 mediocre dominators that will be lucky to get more than 2 wins the entire CM. Considering I ran the same strat for Aries and lost in B finals I'd say I have very little confidence that Taurus will be any different.>runs per day5
>>2445733She's kind of eh. She's often used to fill in for Long CMs and Long Team Trials until you can get better.She has a funny history with /v/ma cms tho.
>>2445733If you got gold tickets use em, no point saving em. Top Gun is a two star uma, a common one essentially. Doesnt mean she’s bad but you must have just started the game huh
>>2445731Have YOU considered getting better taste?
>>2445637run so bad i even got her a second (third?) hat
>>2445733She's pretty good. And she's got a secret event for winning a g1 with every running style that gives you a pretty desirable skill in each style, so she can be an efficient grandparent to farm.
>>2445732For me? It's Maruzensky vs Capcom
>>2445733She's one of my heroes and is the reason I made it to A finals last CM (thanks Maya)
>>2445738>67K>67
>>2445745This must be the lowest lowroll to ever lowroll lmao
>>2445749>Helios_67.gif
>>2445745Dawg
FUCK the MEHjiro clan
>>2445749
>>2445753I'm trying
>>2445744I’d rather have Mejiro Ryan take a dump in my ear
>>2445754Helios boobas aren't THAT big
Why is mayano top gun a sex offender in game again?
>do I roll for CB now before she leaves>or do I just borrow CB if I ever want to use an End Closeroh no... Cygames FOMO is coming for my stored carats... what do I do bros.......
>>2445766Your creek status?
>>2445766You dump everything on Palmer!
>>2445769maxed
>>2445764She’s like one of these inkblot tests. If that’s your interpretation well…not lookin good!
>>2445766If you have to ask the answer is obviously borrow
>>2445766If your oshi is an end closer, you have to MLB her.
>>2445764She tries to sex you harder and quicker than Creek does. Except Top Gun has a very shitty wisdom score so she doesn't realize the ramifications of it.
>>2445772Just saying, there's a free selector in 1.5. You could pick up LB0 CB and LB1 her with a crystal if your tachyon pulls go better than expected.
>>2445764Because I told her to.
when's the next must MLB late card?
>>2445779that sounds solid yeah
my club? ROCKS!your club? SUX!
>>2445779Is there a free uma selector?
>>2445782Not for another year or some shit
>>2445782I hear speed flash is pretty good but Its not gonna be worth it. This year lates don't get their big power boost. You should only summon for tachyon light hello and ramonu.
>>2445787there are paid ones
>>2445790Not actually, 1.5 is weird, its the only anni that has no paid selectors just the free one, every other has em.
>>2445789>>2445788well that's fucking gay
>>2445797Rolling for cards sucks. Just save a lot. There’s a reason people specialize into a particular style. That way you can actually MLB the cards you need, so stack dem ‘rats. Be glad you’re not a frontfag, they gotta roll on a bunch of crap
>Wife is a front runner (clanker)>actually like lates the most>can't use the two elite bourbon cards (gacha bourbon wit or bourbon power)Man this sucks
>>2445801Im in a similar boat in the sense that my fav is a front but I dont want to dedicate fully to them. Bourbonfags at least get to live it up now
Is there any races to watch while waiting for the NHK Mile?
>>2445807Yeppers, im comfy. Go to the >usual place
>>2445807The stream always shows all the races of the day, including debuts and Pre-OPs.
>>2445807no graded races aside from the NHK but there's always a ton of races before in and in other race tracks
>>2445801Bourbonbros are a sin eater for the atrocities fronts committed, they've been sacrificed.
>>2445801I'm a Marufag and I'm not looking forward to the pain after her card releases
How do I check my trainer’s survival rate?
>>2445821It's over for us Marufags>>2445823https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>2445828>tfw no toreinalator
I'm gonna sound like an actual bumbling retard but what do horses eat? Do they graze like cows
>>2445832My umas will be disappointed to find out I have an aptitude for sprints.
>>2445834Carrots dumbass!
>>2445834My neigha, HAY are you stupid?
>>2445834Bro
>>2445835Weird, there has to be some kind of error as it’s showing I dont have a single A aptitude and…negative growths??
>>2445834chicken
>>2445834Anon they're herbivores are u stupid??????
>>2445834They eat Grass
>>2445834They eat chicken like us!
>>2445840>hayHey there, but what does that have to do with food?
>>2445848Why would rice shower do this?
>>2445847I don't think she'd like that
>>2445834Primarily grazing. Hay's common for domesticated horses because its ease of growth and general longevity(but that can be said for most animals that otherwise graze.) Sometimes they'll eat birds or other small critters, though they're generally not supposed to and do this either out of starvation or to fulfill a desperate need for specific nutrients that they're not getting for whatever reason.
>>2445848
>>2445848Damn I feel bad
>>2445857You ever see a chicken fuck up a rat? Don't.
Look at this mob uma
>>2445859Chickens are omnivores and opportunistic hunters and scavengers not unlike hyenas. More news at eleven.
>>2445857
>>2445860Get off 4chan Aoi, you got paperwork.
>>2445865Rice VILLAIN just can't stop her massacre
Under advice from anons, I've been saving for Smaru. But how does Speed Tachyon compare? I do tend to prefer Pacers more than Fronts, but I've heard Smaru is pretty longterm viable.
Anyone got an aries cheer nature they can sharea build of?
>>2445870>I've heard Smaru is pretty longterm viable.I've heard the opposite, that SMaru is just a front-only card. Tachyon is the one that gets mentioned for being good at all styles with her +2 SP on training.
>>2445848>>2445865wtf I hate horses now
>>2445873>ariesThis is the one I used, lost plat by a neck to an Xoguri but I think she works ok.
Is it time? I just woke up
>>244588410 minutes
Where are you boys watching this?
>>2445887https://kick.com/b01doghos
Ah yes now its time for kino soon
tfw i remembered the NHK Cup was a thing like 10 minutes ago
I wish I cared more about actual Japanese horseracing.
https://youtu.be/NP6VstdKJjc?t=29
>>2445893Anon...come on your MANT runs?
>>2445896It comes with time
>>2445898thats where i was 10 minutes ago
>>2445896I cared more when I went in person. In the U.S. that is.
Looks hazy today.
WAKE UP NOWTIME FOR OUR FUARKING HEROES
Betting the house on calaverizzio
Is there a website that tracks when races are supposed to be?
Guys how does the sky look?
Alright faggots lock in WHO WE GOT
>>2445907https://en.netkeiba.com/
>>2445907Gemini can do that. Get with the times, boomer.
>>2445909DIAMOND KNOT LETS GO
>>24459074chan.org/vm
>>2445909Relatives?
>>2445909ADMIRE QUADS COME ON
>>2445906Almost forgot.
>>2445916>>2445504
>>2445909THUNDERSTRUCK, ridden by /ourfrog/
>>2445916>>2445504Here
Wtf Diamond Knots is doing?? I have a bad feeling about this
>>2445909CALLAVERIZZOBROS, WE GOT THIS
>>2445909ROWDAYO DRIVEBeverly Hills, that's where I want to be!
>>2445919Trve endgame of cygamesu
>>2445915I wanted something that would let me inform my friends in advance, because I'm not paying enough attention to posts here.
NIP IS BEING RAISED LADS
BORINGI'm going back to watching sumo
>>2445920>>2445922Kino if 2 wins.
I LOVE YOU LOW POLY HORSE
>walks to a platform >aurafarms >raises a red flag >gets paid a living wageThat nip got it good
That a … nice fanfare
>Woke up in the middle of the night with a headache a few minutes ago>Just in time for keibaThe hell? Guess I may as well watch the race before going back to sleep
The horse of absolute agreement
>>2445917It's too late to get quads, ain't it?
>>2445934>American Jobroah spermHe's going back to the states UNEMPLOYED
El Condor Pasa mentioned
the announcer said el condor pasa I heard it
>>2445909CAM ON RIZZO
HOLY FUCKING SPEED
Why are the staff wearing bullet proof vests?
Wonder what the jockeys riding the jobber horses in last think
>pace chaser blob
Dead heat?
WHO WON?! DID I MAKE MONEY?
HOLY FUCKING GUTS
RODEO DRIVE
>he didnt train guts
>Yu Pharoahway to let your triple crown winning dad down you fucking loser
This generation of horses seems REALLY strong ngl
Spe-rm status?
>lobeerkranz 4th, admire quads 3rdI didn't cheer hard enough...
>>2445959he was like either dead last or second to last lel
>>2445960Stronger than last year?
>>2445963ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
DO NOT GIVE IT TO THE WHORE OF THE FRANCHISE DO NOOOOOOOOOOOT
Is that an Australian Jockey?
>>2445964Probably not but up there
What D Lane doing? He seems … lost?
>>2445504Did they ban kita’s kids?
oh what are we gonna hear Japanese in an Australian accent then?
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
>>2445968Cesario's womb... Pumped and dumped.
>>2445973On purpose, Kitasan can’t take another G1
APOLOGIZE
>>2445975Why was she so fucking mad?
kino race, spe-rm is still strong
NHK Mile Cup 2026 ReenactmentTokyo 1600, Cloudy Firm Good Moodbring one748331277483312774833127
>>2445980THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE still UNSURPASSED
>>2445973Kita's kids are more suited towards mediums and longs
>>2444961I’d like her but she has to go in the spook bank. I need to save for CB/Creek support banner.
>>2445984I know absolutely nothing about casino drive but her design drives me feral.
i think my autism is causing me to want to have a competitive uma built for every distance and surface just to join reenactment races..
>>2445973One of Kita's daughters will be at the Victoria Mile next week but she'll probably job due to the sheer presence of Duramente's kid, and Sperm will win again.Unless...
>>2445973No, but you'll see Gaia Force in the next mile G1 Yasuda Kinen
>>2445993Join the current one and prove your autism right.
>>2444961i gamba'd for Cheer Nature and i dont want to push my luck
>>2445987not so fast anon, they said kitaspawns aren't good for long just a few weeks ago, don't forget they have bakushin blood. you have to realize that you can't underestimate kitasan in any aspect
>>244598410/18, bring whatever you have
>>2445996all i have are like.. a Unity Digitan and Pasa from Aquarius
>>2445993Its kind of easy to do it when you fill your TT slots.Also the last few CMs have been lining up perfectly with the IRL races they're based on. February Stakes lined up perfectly for the dirt CM.
>>2445984SHIRAOKI-SAMA BLESS EVERYONE WHO JOINS WITH A LUCKY PALMER FROM A SINGLE ROLL
>>2445998I believe in Gaia Force, he did beat Jantar Mantar in a G2 so he definitely has the talent to win a G1 eventually to represent Kitaspawns in mile
>>2446000Do it faggot.
...I miss the time when we executed fukutards left and right
>>2446001yeah but those are just loaded with whatever gold skills irrespective of if they are helpful plus you dont even need Distance S but instead maybe find parents that maximize the discount on the white versions of the gold skills you're trying to buy
Apologize to Australia, now!
>>2446005It's okay, if i don't get palmer tomorrow fukutard genocide 2
>>2446008Seconded, I'm okay with another purge
>>2446007oray wah kahtsoo dah ya CUNTS
How does an Australian jockey end up in japan?
>>2446014Temporary permitThe only foreign jockey in JRA is Lememe
>>2446002Fake Shiraoki-sama followers have no power here.
>>244598414/18starting in 10 minutes
>>2446014He took the neigh-rest flight duh
>>2445504Why does 4 have a wiki pic and 12 has the director twice?
>>2446019.......
>>2446014Accomplished jockeys can get temporary license to ride in Japan. Afaik Lemaire did this before permanently moving to Japan.
>600 missed posts to readHonestly, fuck you. Yanks, do better
IT'S
>>2446026Breh, what do you want us to do? It's the same thing as >missing the thread like in the old board.
>>2446021not sure but these names are pretty funny>lady shiraokideepest lore
>>2446027Hello Californian :)https://files.catbox.moe/i48g9t.mp4
>>244598417/18What is Casino Drive's lore?
>>2446026Read the 600 missed posts. You will realize half of those are of no value.
>>2446034HURRY UP one more
I can't believe Big Chrono doxxed the winning horse... she's too powerful...
>>2446034She took a road trip to Vegas and some bad shit happened
>>24459841 slot left, starting in 1 minute
>>2446037How desperate are you?
>>2446042Im not desperate or the host I'm just going to bed after, its 3 AM.
/vm/a will lose to the NPC horse
>>2446043I couldn't register my canon fodder, sorry my friend.
>>2446027>it's another top tier design ruined by the retarded racing outfit
>>2445652 >>2446045I am not having a good time trying to spell cannon fodder.
SHE FUARKING DID IT
P O T E N T I A LOTENTIAL
Holy potential....
>people bringing min maxed Gemini horses alreadyThere's no such thing as >fun races around here
POTENTIAL UNLOCKEDa gutsy Narita Taishin wins the 2026 NHK Mile Cup reenactment after a close battleThank you everyone for joining, see you next week for the Victoria Mile!
God dammit my digitan got blocked across three umas
>>2445987Eugenics is a myth!Anyone can do anything!Mutate your umas!We're all gonna make ittt!!!
>>2446054I've never seen the strength of such POTENTIAL before.
>>2446053what else are we supposed to bring
>>2446046They fix it later
>>2446046>He isn't attracted to thisare you a homosexual?
>>2446059NTA but I brought my TT shitter lol
>>2446054corner shot
Waiting for the cool shots
>>2446060>>2446061>fix>it's literally worse
>>2446036>>2446029Pace yourselves better
>>2446060>>2446061NTA but that outfit sucks too.
>>2446063She's so tiny
>>2446063What the actual fuck is flower doing.
>>2446063and one where you can see Taishin hanging around in the back while Nishino Flower gets swallowed by the pack
>>2446063Oguri could legitimately eat flower
Some of you anons are not very marvelous.
>>2446070Getting blocked by a wall of hags.
>>2446072>you cannot rest while enemies are nearby
>>2446072Frigging End Closers i swear on me mum
>>2446072Why is one maru getting hit by the big bang attack?
>>2446072I wonder what makes some umas look worried and some look focused, maybe it's just the eyeshape since both Maru look like they're not having a good time while I've never seen Taiki worried about a thing
>>2446074She's a great girl with awesome tits but her racing outfits suck.
>>2446080This, I like her black concept art outfit, but her colored shitshow sucks.
Ah great I missed the NHK mile cup, thanks japs for your retarded fucking schedule, can't have anything in these threads
>>2446067Have you tried not being br*tish?
>>2446065Wedding/Valentine Marvelous next, trust the process!
>>2446087her sunbags arent that marvelous
Where is Palmer?
>>2446089
>>2446088Wedding Inari and Marvelous would actually make me seriously consider using the SSR credit card
>>2446097Festival Inari is plenty good already. You're right that Marvelous still lacks a really good costume.
>>2446083Host another reenactment if you want. It's only 9 AM.
>>2446108Its 4:30 dude
>>2446109No it aint? It's 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJz404sckY4
Good night all. Never gamble.
>>2446117Its dober....
should i take this over the final arima kinen? naturally these niggers never show up on wit until this race
>>2446121Eto....stats?
>missed the race>there was a leftover spotThis sucks.
>>2446122my bad, not great so far since my three wit cards never want to show up together
>>2446126Shit your wit is grim....is not looking good desu, I'd do it but get a second opinion and pop a 60%
>>2444965Any, so long as she sees me as the only finish line she'd care about in the end...
>>2446126If you've got a 60% and a cupcake, 100% take it since you get double value from the 60% on the following turn. Otherwise, it's much more of a toss up to taking the race and hoping to get a mood up.
Alright, time to flatline ~Recommend me some games or things to watch/do instead of playan.
>>2446142Play Factorio
>>2446142Play Barotrauma with slavs.
>>2446142>do instead of playanWrite fanfiction!
>>2446142Play Dragon's Dogma 2 so you will be ready when the DLC drops!
>>2446142watch "scum of the brave"
>>2446142>watchThe Lighthouse 2019>playDarktide before crushers are taken out back
The amount of times I’ve hit mile S is going to infuriate me even more when I don’t hit any mile S for mile CMs.
>>2446142Binge the Harry Potter full cast audio books
>>2444951Now that main events are done and bump limitPrevious: >>2441977
>>2444965Even has a wedding alt
>>2446061Nta but I'm not attracted to her because she scares meI don't want to go to the Marvelous Dimension...
>>2445221>>2445223>>2445227Another fucking cancerous CM impossible to build for, lmao, fuck this game really
>>2445218601, both stamina and guts for the speed bonus
Reminder to do your fucking TTs even if you're retained already
>>2446208I already have a guts ace for this CM. 1200 is easy
