>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbOnly a few more days until your uma musume face off in Taurus. Good luck!
>How it feels havinf 8 plats and not caring about jobbing taurus 2
>>2453643
>>2453649everybody here hates you
>>2453652I like her.
>>2453652I don't hate him or anyone though. Just danchou
Congrats on winning the race! I will be uploading the race probably tonight.
>>2453650You know this makes me think, an uma is strong enough to wield heavy ass artillery guns without suffering too much from recoil
Is the mejiro grandma supposed to be based on any of the mejiro horses?
>>2453659>Windy pretending to be TaikiDanchou would love this
I was really caught off guard by this line.Also please tell me I didn't fuck up the soundpost.
Are there any other notable satonos other than the two in game?
>>2453667Golfing umas
>>2453660>an uma is strong enough to wield heavy ass artillery guns without suffering too much from recoilI think they can because they are supposed to be stronger than a human. Look at Gentildonna, for example. I bet she can lift a tank.
Today is a wonderful day to flatline, how are you flatlining today anon?
>>2453672There are a few
>>2453677Im pretty sure in one of the events Donna pulled an island iirc
>>2453675>McQueen: Baseball>Palmer: GolfWhat other sport do the mejiros like.
>>2453643>women with absIck
If I am to run milelets in MANT is it better to just do the milelet schedule or cope with mile B?
>>2453685>IckFound the woman.
>>2453691>Implying women don't like women with abs
>>2453678I'm trying to make a grandparent like a fucking chump
>>2453693They do like women with abs? That's news to me, given how many can't even see their toes.
>>2453667Why does palmer want to be alone with me at night?
I like muscular women. As a matter of fact I think muscles shouldn't be perceived as a purely aesthetic thing.Training with weights is correlated with (much) better bone health in old age. Lifting weights is something you do for health first and for looks second. I like a girl that takes care of herself. If a girl lifts weights then she likely has discipline and ability to think and plan for her future. I am a Ryanfag.
>>2453699She's just being friendly
>>2453691>>2453698Women are the least likely to complain about muscles on other women
>>2453699Maybe she's sick?
>>2453699She needs help with finding balls
>>2453690Mile B is better than running the milelet schedule.
>>2453677Donna yes but I doubt the average uma could.
>>2453710if you want to blow through all your clocks junior year, sure
>>2453702Doesn't mean they won't.Men don't generally say they got an "ick".
>>2453710If you highroll you can get results with the milelet schedule
>>2453678I'm flatlining by reading a beginner mahjong strategy book.
>>2453700Yeah, but a woman will have to take a break for a healthy birth. Exercising the muscles tends to take nutrients away and also lead to embyro damage.
>>2453715Very based
>>2453715If you're actually reading books you'll be trapped for life
>>2453699Which uma would Shirou train? Hard mode: no durandal
>>2453714>If you highrollYou can highroll the stats but SP can't be highrolled.
Dober's win animation sucks I always think she lost
Is there a catbox script for 4chan?
>>2453725I find it cute, the backshot is cool.
>>2453727Yeah i bet dober knows all about backshots
>>2453726Ain't that what's in the OP?
>>2453726It's in the OP retard (affectionate)
>>2453729Spe would say this.
>>2453699She's silly and doesn't realize it's closed at night
What's the next uma release post palmer?
>>2453729
has any of youse dreamed of umas this week? other than me, of course
>>2453729*Summoning the 50th Cesario byproduct to be added to Uma*
>>2453739Yes. I have nightmares.
>>2453738Wait....the white thing in spe's hair isn't part of her hair?
>>2453721>Which uma would Shirou train?Bourbon
>cesario always gets paired up with kris sthis only makes her seem like a coalburner and I think that's even worse than normal yurifagging
>>2453663i believe she's based on the real life owner of the Mejiro farm at the time Mcqueen, Ryan, Palmer etc were racing
What does global think of her?
>>2453751She's cute, has a mathematically big ass and likes shark movies, what else could you ask of an uma?
>>2453751too slutty
>>2453751Im gonna be real, I know absolutely nothing about her other than like 5 things>Mare>Into sharks>Fat ass>Main story uma>not tact
>>2453751I liked jaws 2
>Shitty gemini run>Think its salvageable towards the end for a parent>Early Dec>Sleep Deprived>Into Night Owl>Into Night Owl again>With a mood downI haven't been this angry since Unity Double Circle losses.
>>2453751not slutty enough
>>2453751I think basking sharks are fucking sick
>>2453680Satono Reve just won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen a couple months ago
>>2453761Where are yall getting these MANT runs from hell?
>>2453683Ryan also baseball, and apparently basketball based on one of her SR cards
>>2453684These upcoming SRs look usable if you manage to pull them.
Any brianbros mind explaining whats going on here? Why would she insult me.
>>2453768That Seiun is ok I guess, mostly for praying for the GW hint.
>>2453735Topgolf is a thing. It's like the driving range except you pay like $40 an hour and they serve expensive drinks and it's open till like bar closing time
>>2453771Anon she likes you, are you dumb.
>>2453771Should the game say "Idiot (affectionate)"?
>>2453776Girls don't call you an idiot if they like you though.
>>2453771>That went pretty well!kek
>>2453775I thought Top Golf imploded?
>>2453771i'm pretty sure idiot there is "baka" so she's being a tsundere
It's not too late to consider her. You still have time.
>>2453779......anon
>>2453751Like all newmas I fucking despise her and want her to die
>>2453779Where are these dense ass neighas getting their training license from holy shit.
>>2453781Not yet, though they did get bought by private equity so its only a matter of time
>>2453771Tsundere moment, she doesn't actually hate you
>>2453779Not in real life no. In anime though...
>>2453751Newma love!>projected to reach global in May 2029I will now proceed to forget about her existence.
So, how does the "spark reroll" work? Is it just a total spark reroll, or are like white sparks locked in? Can i roll from 1*guts 2*GW into 3*speed and no GW spark?>>2453779Would be hilarious if it wasnt so sad, anon.
>>2453786As part of the trainer exam, they secretly shoot you with a low caliber round. If you're too dense to get hurt and notice, you're dense enough to survive as a trainer.
>>2453790I THINK NEWMAS SUCK
>>2453771That's the name she gave it
>>2453791You pay 30 TP and it rerolls all the sparks, then to reroll again its 30 carats. When I mean all sparks its all of them.
>>2453763Whale sharks are cooler
>>2453797>1* guts 1* pace>pay 30 carats>1* wit 1* pace
>>2453796Like id tell you idiot is a pretty shitty name
>>2453791It's a complete reroll. Also when they add it, they only let you reroll the one time per spark. You have to wait until 3.5 anniversary for the carat rerolls (and the trainer pass that gives you all rerolls for "free").
>>2453783She's been constantly on my mind since I read her career. It's definitely too late for me.
One run into making a grandparent and I already want to put a bullet in my head
>>2453790If waiting for 3 years is too long, there is a newma that will come out in a bit less than 2 years, in march of 2028, and i think everyone here should pull for her!
>>2453649Fuck you
>>2453800It's "...Like I'd tell you, idiot.", actually, like you wouldn't say Spider-Man without the hyphen, he'll know
>>2453803You forgot one thing, you can choose to lock in a spark you want (for example, guaranteeing a medium pink) with 3.5
>>2453808That's even dumber
>>2453649Congratulations! that does sound very nice *smooch* have a wonderful week!
>>2453732NTA but this is a pretty cool script>can even drag stuff immediately to catbox in the quick replyNice
Is el a good parent for the next cm?
>>2453797I can't wait for people to gamble and reroll their good sparks, hoping to get something even better>3Speed and 1* groundwork? Let's gamble and hope for at least 2* plus extra!
>>2453803Trainer pass just seems like a great value.
>>2453649Same, but i only have 1 plat
>>2453803>>2453815Why was the trainer pass not moved to the front of the line as far as QOL features go? Do they hate money?
>>2453816You're already better than half of /vm/a
>>2453806BGF fellow... How do you even stay sane with such a long wait ahead of you?
>>2453813For fronts yeppers, required
>>2453779BAKA!!
>>2453751Looks like King Halo (Forma amarillo)
>>2453814You can choose between your rerolls.
what's a plat anyway? started playing the 4 of this month so im hella new
>>2453812This thing actually doesnt work for me for some reason.>click "CATBOX" button>prompts to select an image>says that it uploaded it>posts normal imageEither the thing doesnt work with 4chanXT, or im retarded
>>2453818It would make them lose money with the year 1 selectors and uncap gems being hoarded for the must pulls.
>>2453822Yeppers?I hardly know her!
>>2453815Anon you gotta buy all those separately...>Regular battle pass for more carats and SR/SSR frags>Factor Pass for sparks>Factor GUARANTEE to force the blue/pink you want (level is random) (This one and the above have a bundle deal)>Parent Quick Plan to instantly make 5 parents (10 if you have the factor plan)
>>2453826If you don't pick your reroll even if the first one was better, you're gay
>>2453832Well now my day is ruined
>>2453832That's a lot of pay to win, holy shit
>>2453827These, titles that proved you won the champions meeting (pvp tournament). A lot of people are chasing them in search of glory, posting my triple crown.
>>2453832This is slightly misleading anon, there are free versions of everything you said.
>>2453832Effing heck they really want me to get a job huh
>>2453827the proof that you stand at the peak
>>2453837I mean you can still just borrow the gigabroken parent from some whale if he has follow slots.
>>2453827The thing that's making me miserable and hate myself
>>2453827In a few days, a Champions Meeting will start. Winning it completely and totally, against the whales and skilled players will lend you a platinum title.
>>2453832I know it's a gacha game but if it's reasonably priced I'd be willing to pay to skip parent farming. It's the least enjoyable part of this game by far.
>>2453828I'm on XT too and just tried fiddling with it. It does seem kinda fucky, maybe there's a trick to it thoughmight just be faster to upload to catbox and copy and paste. It's at least useful for auto embedding other people's images
>>2453837Its 30 bucks a month for everything, but there are free versions all those things, its not like you CANT use them.T. Jp
>>2453851How gimped are the free versions?
>4 plats>jobbed giga longslop>jobbed oguri cup and got 2nd>probably jobbing this oneIs it over for me? Am I washed?
>>2453854Nope, not washed just entering the oguri flop era
>>2453827A collectable title that shows that you survived a grueling 40-race gauntlet and won a toss-up finals race.
>>2453832I will be paying for all of these.
>>2453853Unless you're aiming for the absolute very top of LOH or 100% CM win rates you don't need it.
>had 8 plats before MANT>haven't won any sincei don't WANT TO FUCKING CARE but i still try to win and stress about, all my faves are MILELETS and i'm suffering this scenario fucking sucks fuck you
>>2453848>almost didn't make A finals for the first time since I started playingI wonder if we're gonna make it this time..
>>2453850Yeah, i just upload manually myself too. Too lazy to dig around and try to fix ts. >>2453820I am a devoted fellow, for her im willing to wait as long as it takes.
>>2453854If he could do it, so can you.
>>2453832My NEETbux are in danger
>>2453851>30 a monthFucking hell
Dacchis, you guys will be okay. Wuv (You) all.
>>2453854I'm in the same boat as you. Multiple plats but I'm now on a four soon-to-be five 3rd place streak.We're washed up has beens.
>>2453861What would you say is a good deal?
>>2453854I am glad to know that there are people in my exact same position
>>2453846>>2453851And oink oink to you too, little piggie
>>2453854>>2453862You fags can't complain, I still only have 1 and I'm the worst trainer here, you cannot feel bad you are so privileged
>>2453799>>2453814Again a reminder, umas with SS rank or higher get boosted spark star odds'member for when that update drops before you burn carats
>>2453862>i don't WANT TO FUCKING CAREIt comes, with time. A wise man attends to his Oshi, while a fool strives for empty glory
>>2453854>>2453872And there are people with one or less who wished they could be in your position. I have two more than you guys, but I envy the guys who have 8-10 plats.
I know getting 2nd or 3rd stings but you guys gotta realize that getting A Finals consistently puts you in like the top 5-10% of players This isn't to say you should stop chasing your cap but rather just some additional perspective.
>>2453869we hate Almond Eye herewe hate all newmas here
>>2453880Well, not ALL newmas...
>we
>>2453876>I would rather betray the thread than to have the thread betray me
>>2453875>SS ranks increases sparks oddsSince fucking when? By how much?
>>2453880Nah, I like Ai now.
>>2453877Being envious of those people just seems silly. From my perspective, there's really no difference between having 6 or having 10 plats.
>>2453880>Except you, Rose Kingdom. You're alright.
>>2453882Yes, we
Personally I cannot wait for the day Calstone Light O has a chance to become the next queen of /v/ma
>>2453878What's her next race?
>>2453877I know, im not complaining, losing stings but i like having trainers to look up to and trainers i can try to helpeven if we're in different clubs and never really talk i feel a lot of camaraderie for room regulars
>>2453869
>>2453890ew
>>2453878I don't care about plats, I refuse to lose gibs that come with 1st place
>>2453853The regular battle pass is pretty gimped as per usual with these kinds of systems.Blue/Pink Spark selection can be done without the associated pass but it costs 100 carats each time.Spark rerolls can only be done 3 times per career with or without the pass. It costs 30 TP the first time, then 30 carats the next two times each career without the pass. With the pass all 3 are free. Also worth noting that previous spark rolls are kept while you reroll, so you get to choose the best of the bunch after rerolling.
>>2453892>i feel a lot of camaraderie for room regularsthat's the gayest thing I read today
>>2453897>but it costs 100 carats each time.FUCKING EXCUSE ME?
>>2453871Im gonna explain how all of them work>UmaskThis replaces the monthly carat pack, 500 paid immediately and 50 everytime you log in and also doubles the rewards you get from career mode (stacks with other double rewards)>Spark rerollWhen you finish a career you get your sparks, you can reroll 3 more times then, first roll is 30 TP, then the next 2 rerolls are 30 carats. You can pick whatever reroll you like the most. The only thing the pass does is make it free>Spark selectorPay 100 carats to guarantee whatever blue or pink you want, all the pass does is make it free>BattlepassGet this, this has do much fucking value i cannot understate it.>UmaplanAutomakes your parents and you can sorta guarantee what kind of white sparks you want.None of them are really needed at all and they can all be accessed f2p, you just gotta pay carats which isnt even an issue in jp
LOVE WHEN MY PARENT RUNS LOSE EVERY FUCKING RACE FUCK THIS FUICKING GAME
>>2453901Do they massively increase carat income or something?
>>2453903Lmao, yes
>>2453884I think it nearly doubles? 2** from 30% to 60%, 3*** from 5% to 10%. This is specifically for white sparks stars though, I don't know if it matters for pink/green or the chances of white sparks showing upIt's why you may have noticed more often you'll get a random legacy stacked with 2* for every white spark
>>2453897
>>2453901>guarantee whatever blue or pink you wantOnly one of them? Or both of them in one run?
>>2453742I genuinely think we should get Leontes and Saturnalia to have trio hijinks.
>>2453880Ai is fucking funny though, shes so ragebaitable
>>2453880NEWMAS! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
>>2453899It was very manly of him to say something like that
>>2453893
>>2453851This isn't any worse than Everquest.
>>2453901Oh also forgot one thing, after 1.5 they'll fuck with the parent formula and you'll be getting much MUCH better sparks on average. MANT is just the shittiest point of the game.
>>2453914Is this the wrestling thing where the guy threatens another guy with objective math?
>>2453901All of this, and none of it matters because JP meta is just praying for Fast Learner every run.
>>2453901You know.....not really mad anymore, this actually sounds pretty damn good and not even needed
>>2453918You're thinking of Steiner math, the one anon posted is HARD TIMES
>>2453905Greens follow the same distribution as white skills so they're boosted by SS, funnily enough, but blues and pinks aren't.
>>2453915At least I don't have to type "scout" in say chat after spending 5 minutes finding Tazuna in Umaport.
>>2453908One
>>2453919Chrono has double the amount of fast learner events btw
>>2453874Trainers can complain all they want if they put a lot of hours in the game but only have 1-2 plats.
I like newmas and oldmas
How many of you guys have actually been playing since around release and haven't won a plat?
>>2453934I like youmas
What is the cutoff for being a newma anyway
So like, how many of the passes should I even get to stay competitive?
>>2453938Jungle Pocket's banner.
>>2453940You don't need any, but for convenience's sake, battle pass and the extra daily carats.
>>2453938Any uma post larc
>>2453903To explain a bit further, it comes with all sorts of goodies like currency that can be redeemed for older SSRs once you get enough of it, 350 paid carats on purchase, a nice amount of free carats, uncap gem pieces, all for 800 yen a month (roughly $5 USD).
>>2453940>competitiveYou should worry about getting cards before getting passes.
>>2453938Sweepy
>>2453941>transcend isnt a newma???
So why did they name a horse after a fucking Lemonade brand again?
I like Lucky Lilac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbjtBywSA0IGold clan preferential treatments is disgusting
>>2453938If you weren't in a movie/anime season before Oguretard's show started you're a newma
>>2453947Fuck you I watched the movie and I liked Pokke therefore she becomes the cutoff for newmas.
>>2453940Real first rates buy all of them
>>2453918No it's the one where the guy compares having his leg broken by the guy he saved from the Russians to people out of work losing their jobs to AI. In 1985.
What is going on here
>>2453953>i will move the cutoff line because i like a newma, but dont want her to be a newmaOkay bro
>>2453951all Umas may as well be getting preferential treatment compared to my wife
>>2453938Rickey is definitely a newma.
>>2453947transcend?more like trans!send this newma away
>>2453948Did you know?Legendary golfer Arnold Palmer had a drink named after him. He may have had a Mejiro horse named after him too...This is why Palmer is into golf.
>>2453956Asymmetrical clothing is a fashion statement in gacha games
>>2453958at least she's not overdesigned garbage like real newmas
>>2453956>belly button>leotard>thongComplete SEXOOOO is whats going on here.
>>2453938umas found in Kanto... i mean season 1 or the anime
>>2453959Anon's wife? Happy Meek.
>>2453961Rickey is not a newma she was in the anime
>>2453961>Umas I don't like are newmas
>>2453956I need marriage with haato
>>2453938I just go by vibes. Falco is a newma, despite being year one because...I just don't like her. That's it.
>>2453961>Commander CHUD and 4chan Shakur next month>Both /v/ma and Aster danchous get a new skinLookin good!
>>2453964I'd like to think that a Mejiro Palmer is like an arnold palmer but made with some kind of hoity toity tea like Earl Gray
>>2453938I say, every uma that was not named or mentioned on day 1 of JP release is a newma. >>2453963Kek
>>2453974T. Curren
>>2453970Royce and Royce was also in the anime.>>2453971Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Newmas are just better
>>2453981Yeah that's called powercreep and it SUCKS
>>2453980R&R is not a newma
>>2453961>we're already at the 2nd bridal bannerThe passage of time is so fucked up.
>>2453981Silence, Forever BUMCHEEKS
>>2453981...on opposite day, maybe
>>2453984>new jp uma is not a newma because i said so
>>2453984Yet she released like 3 months ago, if she's not a newma the nobody is.
>>2453989Royce & Royce shows up in Season 3, she by no means is a newma. She's part of Team Canopus
>>2453989Biko took more than 2 years to release despite being a genwunner uma. So royce is not a newma just because she released later.
I Believe theres No Reason to hate newmas. I can appreciate new characters, but be Still In Love with my OG oshis.
Despite both being in the movie I'd say Pokke is not a newma while Dantsu Flame is a newma because Dantsu Flame is devoid of all personality
Is a newma?
>>2453998Yeppers, she is a newma
>>2453991She existed years before many NEWMAS even hit the conceptual stage. If Jungle Pocket is the cutoff (2024), R&R is an oldma (first seen in Season 3 2023)
>>2453874>I'm the worst trainerNay, that would go to the gent who threw a G+ uma into the race last thread.
There's gonna be a newma after heart I really hope it's red desire.
>>2453996cheese lol is a better gimmick than half of the original roster
Newmas, oldmas, is there really a difference?They're all for (You) at the end of the day.
>>2454007I can't speak for her career. I just thought she sucked ass in the movie. She served no purpose it's like she was just there.
What and when is the next CP card?
>>2454009You can say that every uma Loves Only You ;)
newmas are far superior in terms of design, personality, story, for (You) intensity and everything else. suck my dick if you disagree
What I want to know is were fans of newmas previously fans of oldmas until they first saw the newma? or did they have no waifu and just played the game until the one that fancied them arrived years later?
>*blocks your path*
How about this, Newma? Every uma born after january 1st 2000
>>2454012the irony being that Loves Only You is a massive camgirl whore
>>2454009But newmas look like genshit characters
>>2454009Im not buying uma armor
>>2453995
>>2454014shut up stupid bitch I'm going to buy an Almond Eye plush just so I can burn it
>>2454017I don't know what that thing is but I instinctively hate it.
Newmas are just kino, any xinabros here?
>>2454026C'mon toreina that's not very umazing of you
>>2454023i remember doing a joke like that in the armor thread back on /v/
>>2454018No, its any uma born after 1996!
Being in the anime literally doesn't matter because almost everyone has appeared in umayuru, as background characters, etc.
>>2454016>previously fansYou say that like you can only be a fan of one uma at a time. That's not how it works with these kinds of games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQ8zX4xynU>>2454016I just don't like uggos like shakur, urara...don't hate them but don't care about them either
>>2454026Lala would say this
>>2454026thank you for your patronaget.cygay
the only newmas that aren't shit are a very selective group of mares
>Two kales in the shop that are about to die in 1-3>One speed ankle>Only had enough coins to get one or the other so I picked the speed ankle The misfortune of medium-long only umas
>>2454031We all love the queen of KWAB
>>2454010People often say this but I disagree and feel like that's actually why she works. You can feel her inadequacies and desires to stand out so much but it's simply not enough, either for the win or for her getting attention from the rest of the cast or even the viewer. Her declaration to Pokke is met with barely an acknowledgement, and both she and the viewer know it's because Pokke is looking at Tachyon's ghost, not the actual uma in front of her. The official subs bring it out even more than the fansubs most of us watched, with her >Me toobeing replaced with>Just watch meand her pleas to Tachyon also emphasize it more since she says >You have talent the rest of us can only dream of (speaking about herself)
>>2454037But normally people have one they really likebut then at some point they shift from that and go all in on a newma, like the Almond Eye guy. Who was he waifu'ing before Almond Eye. When did he realize that one was "the one". Did he feel guilty for abandoning his oldma?
>>2454027I think his name is Mr. Cleaty or something, apparently becomes the mascot for explaining game mechanics and people hate him
>>2454048Almond Eye predates global launch so it was probably nobody before her you goober.
Am I REALLY a bad person for cheating on my beloved groove with aruvu?
>>2454051people hated him for explaining game mechanics??
>>2454054>cheating on your wife with her daughterYeah, you're going to hell when you die for sure
>>2454055He's a faggot
>>2454048I do feel like im being gaslit into thinking that almond is bring way more appreciated here than she actually is. Other than that one guy and JPdacchis, do people actually care about her? Was it influenced by Keiba?
>>2454051>cygames actually gives explanations of game mechanics>but through the worst ugliest annoying mascot possibleAnd people say the japanese don't have a sense of humor.
>>2454058Anon she was the 5th anni uma for a reason, almond eye is massively popular.
>>2454051Is this the true form of umagrok, or is it just uma Clippy?
>>2454054Nothing wrong with oyakodon
>>2454051clitty?
>Oldmas may betray me, but i will betray my first Oshi!
>>2454055It insists upon itselfand takes away screen time from the girlsI imagine like how Bonzai Buddy was kind of annoying.Right now the girls explain stuff to you, Tazuna mostly. I guess they outsourced her job
>>2454055They used to have uma seiyuus do it
Almond eye is the face of the franchise
>>2454065Put that away, Nishino
>>2454051His design looks soulless.
>>2454070Nice bait
>>2454054I feel like if they're related it's not so bad
>>2454077Don't you have another race to job Forever Fraud?
>>2454076I thought he looks coolhe seems like a character I will likeLooking forward to Dr. Cleatenstein
I'm very confident that my kamioshi will not change
>>2454077That berry is kinda lewd...
>>2454061On the other hand, Duramente was also an anni uma, yet ive seen noone talk about her here. Was she also popular in JP?
Not me I despise that bitch.
>>2454077Don't you think her ear would hurt after a while, having to prop up that whole hat with just her ear? seems uncomfortable
>>2454066Liu Bei said this and did this
>>2454084Yeppers, dura is just autistic but she's cool
So how p2w is current JP? Is it korean mmo tier where there is no point in even manning the Pequod anymore?
>>2454082Me too.Though I have already changed once I never felt as strongly for the first one as I do my current one.
>>2454089You can win F2P with anyone. Ive lost against them plenty. It's the same as now, just time consuming.
>>2454089I've saw one vid on Chinese MMOs, where they had to make separate brackets specifically for the whales because the stat bloat was just as much as people were willing to pay. People putting millions in these shitty ass old mmos just to flex. I just don't get it.
>>2454091>Though I have already changed once
>>2454051I hated him because he's AI voiced
>>2454097don't look at me like that dumb bird
>>2454097>Sorry Falco...ever since I started watching Curren's streams, I realized you're not my oshi anymore!
>>2454097That anon is a WHORE
>>2454085fucking lol
>>2454089all gacha pvp is fundamentally p2w but If you got the scenario card you can put up a fight. Its an uphill battle
Rice...
I find the cleat guy kinda cute come on don't be mean
>RENTAL PARENT FUCKING CHANGED IT AND IS GONEYOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>2454100This would actually break her
>>2454109CM started bro :^) you should already be training for the next one
>>2454104...is cute, yes
>>2454051This guy sucks. Get outta here!
What's the connection here? I've seen screenshots/vids of them interacting on twitter
>>2454103When you think about it, isn't life itself also p2w?
>>2454123Yeppers
Does Mr CB go by "MR" if shes on a first name basis with someone?
i only need two things, and my heart will finally be at peace: casual outfits in the lobby, and onsen scenes with uma wearing robes and taking off the ear caps. When will we get these?
>>2454123Mostly, but you can still brick on spawn.
>>2454123yes but not every game needs to be p2wgachas do though to an extent. p2winners are what allows for neverending contentNothing listed here >>2453901 is particularly game breaking. It just seems like it saves whales some time in the parent making process, maybe a little more currency. It's like now, even a whale that whaled every good MLB card isn't necessarily going to beat you in a CM. That's not really going to change
We ready for some gemini rooms?
>>2454125I thought the second part is their "first name". Like saying Tachyon instead of Agnes, or Palmer instead of Mejiro
>>2454132I got one
>>2454132Absolutely fuckin not I can't even get a grandparent made let alone and ace
>>2454133Agnes is not a last name
>>2454132No, I'm still barely ready for Taurus rooms. Just started my 3rd ace today, no point even practicing as I know she's garbage right now. Out of borrows for today, that's enough
>>2454132I don't even have my taurus ace...
>>2454132I mean, I got a semi competent team but I doubt they'll fill quickly. You know how people are here
>>2454089I've been playing JP F2P for like 3 months and I think the biggest hurdle beyond getting cards is getting those parents with fucktons of white sparks to be competitive in CMOther than that it's just a matter of getting a good run with 8k+ skill points and Fast Learner
Is it wrong to do a newly unlocked uma's career in MANT without seeing their story? This feels wrong
Speaking of gemini, we all agreeing that triple UG is the way to go right?
>>2454121Kawakami is rivals with Pandora, who's Heart's roommate. Also they're only one gen apart but never directly raced against each other
>>2454126Good news: Casual outfits in the lobby will be added a bit after 1.5 anniBad news: They didn't just add them all at once since they had to bring the VAs back to record two lines, so if they don't accelerate that since they already recorded them they'll add the outfits in batches of 2/3 a month, sometimes a few more, and depending on who your umafu is you may have to wait a while
>>2454145If you don't have 3 UG4 aces already you're unironically NGMI
>>2454145>falling for the gutsmaxx meme
>>2454145>he doesnt have UE aces yetNGMI
>>2454145UG as in UrGhey fucking kill yourself
>>2454148I'll presume that Suzuka's will be added relatively quickly
>>2454145I'm building parents but I know what I wanna build, triple front. I just need to build something for falco
>>2454142>You know how people are hereYeah? How are people around here?
>>2454132I am pretending Gemini doesn't exist for the moment and working on Cancer instead
>>2454161gay
>>2454156I mean... when you look at how long the list is, yeah, it was relatively quickly!
>>2454161Gay
>>2454167What the HECK, thats a nice sheet! Link?
>>2454167>Kawakami is almost last of course...
>>2454161Straight
>>2454170https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1bJUx-NQHJvwYE3Jcs9UP5aFVdWwoPVZc5Z7GN3oUGyB7-Rl8YZ48y-lJEvFWTGIrQmOa-yTehPkK/pubhtml#gid=741130327>>2454171Oh it keeps going, that's just about the cutoff for girls who are actually in the game now
>>2454104She's about to sexually assault her in the name of religion...
>>2454165>>2454169>>2454172With all due respect, you're out of line.
>>2454161Straight up gay
>>2454177A straight line, or a gay line?
>>2454177>out of line.I don't know that uma
>>2454167They'll probably add them all at the same time in global since this was already recorded in jp
>>2454177You're out of touch.I'm out of time
>>2454183Yeah with evolved skills and spark rerolls too.
>>2454185Its just a few lines man, its not like a whole new mechanic
BLEHHHHH
who cares about evolved skills my oshi is still going to be shit anyway
What does /v/ think of this silly billy? I unfortunately can't stop associating her with the yuri shitflingers on xitter
77674537Gemini/Mile CM 77674537
>the trainings you get during an epithet race
HEROESSAVIORSand PROTAGONISTS of the fuarking franchise
>>2454197This song sucked.
>>2454192jesus christ
>>2454191I don't use Xitter so I don't have that problemDigi's not a shitflinger. She's the GOAT and just wants to be a fangril from a respectable distance
>>2454192I got two so im not gonna spectate but I got a question about your build. Does escape artist provide that much of an advantage compared to fast paced to borrow helios over the 60 stats FCM gives?
>>2454197OUR FUARKING HEROES... and dream journey is there too I guess.
>>2454204I do not care for this Teio image.
KWABcon....
>>2454197I get the appeal but they get so shilled its crazy
>>2454184And I'm outta of this thread when danchou is around!
>>2454192Results 34128831>>2454204I think more midrace is better for Fronts so you're more likely to get Angling but I dunno for sure which is better
>"Oh SS ranks gives better spark chances?">"I'll just gutsmax surely that'll be easy enough">
Do NOT open
>>2454214need that Kawakami deck/sparks
>>2454215Don't try to gimmick it desu. Do regular runs and you'll get SS more often than not
>>2454197Delete Dream Journey from the game
>>2454220I'm using the Guts Bakushin for GW and sprint skills so I figured why not all guts. I'm not sure with my deck and desired parents that I can get SS rank but it its what it is, I'll just gamble. I'll never stop gambling.
>>24542146/9>>2454218Didn't save the race so I can't post the deck, maybe the Kawa trainer sees and posts
>>2454223>I'll just gamble. I'll never stop gambling.NOW you know how to be a trve trainer
>>2454223>sprint skillsPreparing for CM16? wtf
remember to drink water
>>2454228I'm playing the long game getting ready to make my wife Machan q/v/een. They're sprint/mile parents.
How long is the last spurt in gemini2? I'm wondering if gutsmaxxing is the way to go for backliners for dueling. I know gutsmaxxed taishin does really really well for example.
Should I leave at that or try and get 1 more skill?
Explain this? She's clearly fluent in English, is she stupid?
>>2454232I'm overdosing on alcohol and there's nothing you can do about it
>>2454234Gutsmaxing Taishin does in fact do pretty well from what I've seen. If any CM is worth gutsmaxing for backliners, it's this one seeing as how stamina isn't really something you'll need to worry about.If everybody's stats are 1200/enough stam/1200 power/1200 wit, the one with more guts has a better chance
Poor yaenobro...
>Yaeno Muteki subplot
>>2454240That plus I don't think most backliners will need to engage in the mid race arms race that fronts have to do given that the course is pretty short.
>>2454240I think the main problem with gutsmaxx, it's hard as hell. I am not going to do it because I lack guts Ayabe.
>>2454245Just borrow it desu. What else are you working with?
>>2454214That was pretty closeLast race 94934232
>>2454245It does seem way more inconsistent, and I think some umas are better off sticking to the wit/speed decks, namely fronts. Although I did see an intersting Fujin that had some guts cards mixed in and managed to get good numbers. It's all about dat high roll.Other downside of guts cards is they generally don't give you much in the way of useful skills
>>2454245>I lack guts Ayabe.I've seen many gutsmaxers leave Ayabe out of their deck, she's not exactly necessary. If you got Yeppers, Urara, Groove you can make it work, or just borrow yeh
>>2454245>I think the main problem with gutsmaxx, it's hard as hellonly on Umas with no speed growth
>>2454237What do you mean
>>2454248Gutsmaxxing is inherently a highroll strat because you want to highroll on skills too.
>>2454246Not much, as they say.
>>2454247Results
>seeing faces in rooms ive never seen before that also aren't in any of our clubsOh my God, are these the /vm/ natives? Are we a settler state?
>>2454232cute Condor
>>2454252I meant it if I should only buy groundwork to get a groundwork and red shift spark parent for my front runners. I ended up buying front runner savvy and got cuck out of a groundwork spark because of that.
>>2454257Thanks for the rooms, I got plenty of data from this looking forward to more this CM cycle
I hate mile races
>>2454232I drank two bottles of water thanks to this post, thank you condor san
>>2454260That's not how it works. Theoretically you could get a spark for every single skill that you buy.
>>245425899% more likely those are bwos, go check their thread if you wanna see their club list
>>2454267Oh, well i don't mind them. This threads good so far
>>2454260That's not how it works. You should buy as many skills as you can.>>2454261No problem>>2454258The guy has a really nice Dober parent, if we're talking about the same person, was already following him
>>2454258We kind of are the jews of /v/
Does anyone have that must pull future cards image handy?
I don't even want to deal with Gemini. Late seems like the worst style by far and mutating is such a pain in the ass and I don't even know if it's better to mutate to pace or end
>>2454275Ends seem like they'll be pretty strong.
>>2454271Someone post the cat
>>2454265>>2454270Wouldn’t only buying groundwork increases my chances of getting a groundwork spark?
>>2454279no
>>2454279No. It just rolls on EACH of your skills. Theoretically you could get a spark for every skill you own, or none at all.
>>2454275It's gonna be a front fest either way, with the occassional Taiki/Nishino getting in. Lates were quite good during the last 1600m (previous Cancer), but that's also when Falco was extremely dominant, and more strong fronts with more strong cards are out. I'd say V. Bourbon is at her nastiest here
>>2454279Nope the only thing that would increase your chances would be getting SS rank or buying the gold version.
>>2454279That's not how it works, each white spark is an independent chance. The only thing that boosts your chances is if your lineage already has em.
>>2454278No idea which one. I typed in "cat" and got this
>>2454278
>Try to run more races>First summer only Kita is orange and the others are green and missing 2 trainingsDo I just glue this at this point and try again? How do people run so many races
>>2454232Is hidratarse what they call swampass in mexico?
I am SO TIRED OF RUNNING FRONTS specially because my oshi is one
>>2454292Just wait til you have to pull like 4 cards in a few months to run her properly!
>>2454289If training shit run race
>>2454279The only thing that could increase getting a specific white skill is buying the golden version.
>>2454283>yet another bourbonslop CMshe's 3 for 3 in MANT so far and it doesn't look like that's changing soon
>>2454289I would take a training over a G2/G3 race if it had 3 non-orange bonds UNLESS if I really need something from the shop
>>2454295>2nd place>2nd place>3rd place>2nd place>out of clocks
>>2454294This is why I don't want to be a front trainer...even though my favorite is one. Fuck my gay life
>>2454296Is the a good version of groundwork?
Could anyone tell me how to stop this fucking golshi song from playing when i log in?
>>2454299EVERY CM is BourbonKINO until wit bourbon comes out.
ekuripsu fehstda est nowa
>>2454299But you see anon, she was only S+ tier in the previous ones. She's SS tier in Gemini!
>>2454305Yeppers, unshakable stance is think. Not in global yet
>>2454299Nigga s. maru has been in every cm since she was released
>>2454290she tellin you to hydrate yourself
>>2454305I think it comes with the new Bourbon Wit.
>>2454313
>>2454232I no speak el deportation
How viable is Palmer Suzuka double oonige in mile? Surely they could have enough stamina to not gas out
>>2454311Remember when people were acting like it was over for S. Maru because Runaway Suzuka droppedYet S. Maru remains extremely consistent, basically on par or sometimes even better than Bourbon. Those two are evil. I have V. Bourbs but I genuinely would feel like a dick if I ran her. S. Maru's got me many wins but I try not to run her every time. I'm a hypocrit.
>>2454311Summer maru has terrible skills, Bourbon has Escape Artist and groundwork
You guys bake too much
Did the first Ryan parent run since MANT released i am immediately filled with burning hatred for this worthless piece of trash. She's the only uma i genuinely hate.
>>2454322Maru is just specialized for miles. She's still strong without her golds because she has 10/10 growths.
>>2454324why is that anon?
>>2454322Her unique is great, you can put groundwork on any front, and while escape artist is good, S. Maru's unique allows her to pass you right before late-race starts. V. Bourbon passes you early-mid race, so a lot of times she just gets straight up passed by Maru, escape artist or not. Their uniques are what make them broken. Just allows them to cut ahead of everybody. Bourbon is "easy" to train which is nice, speeds up the whole MANT process. But her unique is still incredibly potent.
>>2454283>Lates were quite good during the last 1600m (previous Cancer)That was a lifetime ago. Gambling is no longer good enough you need guaranteed accels which late does not have compared to every other style.
>>2454324Someone call the foreman, this miner has broken
>>2454322And yet she's been queen of /v/ twice.Curious
>>2454332AUNTIE STILL GOT IT
>>2454304At least they're not turning your favorite into a meta support card
>>2454330>Im this close to opening up frostpubk again to make another edit, something like replacing coal mine accidents with Ryan mines or something
>>2454304>Speed Maru>Ramonu Wit>Light Hello>Bourbon Wit AT THE SAME TIME as the gyaru banner>Need to pull Machan but at least I can worry less about her wit cardFUCK.
>>2454336Haha...yeah, about that.
>>2454329Well yeah. I probably could have worded it better but I started with 'this is gonna be a front race' and I ended with fronts have gotten stronger and V. Bourbon is at her strongest, which is really not good for everyone else!Lates have fallen behind a bit so they're in a worse spot, but it's not like they CANT gamble their way to victory like their whole game plan is based on. It's just gonna be hard to catch up with these fronts. Mile races just seem to get more skewed towards fronts the more time passes, although I'm sure pace like Taiki can do well. If Ends are apparently also getting results then yeah, maybe lates really are the odd ones out. Don't think it's impossible for them though, just an uphill battle.
>>2454327She is the second highest in fan count after my favorite because of parent runs and i still haven't gotten a good parent out of her.
the important question is which cards do i need to run Rickey?
Every URA run I tank makes me feel like a dumbass but at the same time there's satisfaction in seeing the way my understanding of the game increases.
>"My wives? Brian, Rickey, Ryan, and Mr Cock and Balls!"
>>2454340>Speed MaruI'm gonna secure one copy, maybe use my crystal to get her to 1 LB.I'll spark once on Tachyon's banner to get Light Hello. Should have enough to do that even though those two are right next to each other.Wit Ramonu is one everyone is gonna want to roll on it seems, but that's not for like half a year. We still got two more months of mant, then Grand Live to get through, so there will be time to save up. Seems like Wit Bourbon is pretty soon after Ramonu though, so you'll want a decent amount saved by then
>>2454349I spent weeks tanking URA runs in the beginning before making contact with anyone. I was completely in the dark and burned through a ton of resources and clocks. Just keep at it, but it doesnt hurt to ask any questions you might have. Practice makes perfect, improving is part of the fun
>>2454351Why not use the free anni ticket on maru if you're gonna use a crystal anyway?
>Fail a 7% speed training before Debut>Lost every race Junior Year 2 of them to End Closer NPCs with no skills
>>2454353I'll probably do both because I don't have enough carats to MLB her in one spark unless I get really lucky. I'm saving as much as I can right now so we'll see
>>2454354Glue eet.
>>2454354I unironically believe failed training pre debut are worth killing a run over. Hell, I think sleep deprived pre debut is worth killing run over. Your early turns are way too important for getting friendships up and leveling facilities to have 1-2 turns wasted with bullshit like that.
>>2454358NTA but agreed.I can count on one hand the amount of runs I glued before MANT. Now I've lost count. It happens everyday if I do more than one run. It's just not worth the time and frustration. A debut fail is a glue.
>>2454358If I don't get practice perfect off of a failed training I'll most likely glue it. If I get the bad mood -30 stats that's immediate glue.
>>2454356>>2454358Nuh uh, not yet
I'm the newb. Whenever any training has more than 0% failure rate I study wit or rest my uma. Thoughts on this?
>>2454353>>2454355Oh I see what you're saying. Instead of wasting carats on the first Maru banner, I could just get one copy with the selector, then 1LB it with a crystal.Do you think I should spark Tachyon twice just due to it being an important scenario card and paces getting better over time? I'm kinda split on this, but maybe that's the better way to go. Just gonna keep saving and see how I feel then
>>2454363Pussy
>>2454363I think everyone played like that when we were new. Eventually you'll learn what kind of risks you're supposed to take
>>2454366Festa-sama...
>>2454363That's fair for now. I'd say low percentages are also fine, anywhere from 1% to let's say 8-9% failure rate is pretty safe. Sometimes though you'll need to gamble if you see a big juicy rainbow and you have 25% failure rate. Depends on what your risk aversion is. If you want to win the pvp, sometimes you need to chase after some gambles. In an ideal world though it's better to play it safe as failing a training is really bad yeah. Just listen to your gut
>>2454363It's fine for careers.If you're not willing to risk 10%s or more later on you're not willing to win.
>>2454373A newbie joining halfway through MANT ain't winning shit anyway.
>>2454366
>>2454371>failing a training is really bad yeahw-what happens if I fail? I kinda just imagine my uma will be injured and out of her next race like its the anime
>>2454378You've never failed a training?Damn you really are cautious.I don't wanna spoil it for you
>>2454378Just pray you never see the words "Don't overdo it!"
>>2454371>>2454375Webm related>>2454378If you fail a training, you die irl, don't look
>>2454378the game auto-uninstalls and your device explodes irl
>try a gutsmaxxing run for the first time for TT>i get why you guys like it so much
>>2454384You would think that 2% failure from practice imperfect wouldn't fuck you up...but it's terrifying. Just 2%, but it will brick your run in time. Everyone learns that the hard way
the worst part about failing a training is that you have to sit in the cuck chair and wait for the events to finish before you can glue the run
>>2454386Yeppers
>>2454389I had a Creek run before the patch where the 5% fucked me twice during summer. Thank fuck they kinda fixed it so it's not as shitty
>>2454378Your uma breaks her leg, missing out on up to a year of the career. She cries and laments ever having picked you as a trainer.
>>2454391Why not press the bottom option to see if the run is salvageable
>>2454384That was a fucking rollercoaster
>>2454389I never trust the numbers, other than Umamusme, I play another game where I know that numbers on the screen and probability chance is a lie
>>2454400Why would anything good ever happen to me?
this one artist is lifting Helios' PR into the stratosphere for me, holyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wgqsh9s38oth3s4z.jpg
>>2454407His dedication to her is admirable.
>>2454386its not just a meme? whats the logic of gutsmaxxing and how do I do it?
>>2454386This image is fake and gayGuts cards never show up together for guts training
>>2454410>its not just a meme?dunno, its a TT run for Dirt, where i dont need much stamina anyway.>logicguts gives you speed and power. strong guts trainings can help you get high power and speeds>how do I do ittake guts cards, do guts trainings.
>>2454411Wait a second. Speed cards always show up in guts training. And Guts cards never show up in guts. So what if we used speed cards to gutsmaxx and guts cards for normal builds instead?
>>2454411Compared to wit cards they tend to have higher priority at least
How much stamina do you need for Gemini?
>>2454416Holy shit...
>>2454400sometimes there's events after the failure event already loaded in the chamber
>>2454418600 give or take, any more than that would be overkill. dont think you need heals either
>>2454410If you want to gutsmax, you run 1 spd 3 guts and 2 wit. Not running spd is ballsy and I wouldn't recommend it unless if you're looking to pull your hair out for a very high rollI would only recommend it on umas with spd/pow growth. If she doesn't have spd growth then I'd say go 2 spd 3 guts 1 wit and bring wit sparks
>>2454424what kind of sparks are you thinking with a deck like that for Gemini?
HOLY, her casual outfit is good
>>2454427I think she's a bit too yellow
>>2454410you get the urara freebie card with your club pointshopefully you have the yukino bijin freebie ssrthen you can run vega, groove SR, whatever you want as your third. >>2454386 this guy is running Mambo because he cant run Urara. But Urara guts freebie is good. Then listen to this guy >>2454424
>>2454425Pow sparks usually
>>2454432Makes sense
>>2454427AAAAA SO BRIGHT
>>2454427>casual outfit>still dresses like she's going to a fancy dinnerIf that's casual, then call me a hobo.
>>2454436so...Daring!
>>2454438Hobo...
>>2454288>HotUmaGlueThis just gives the impression it's made out of hot umas, which is kinda sad. What a waste. Surely you could turn them into pets instead rather than into glue.
>>2454444Anon...
>>2454444it's bird poop
>>2454427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu0gDPx6rw
>>2454447Grown high school aged woman by the way.
wait, when gutsmaxing do you just ignore stamina like a madman?
Golly! shall be pulling in 3 years time
>>2454444>a fucking shitpost of mine got quadsThere is no goddess. I killed all of them myself.
>>2454427That's not her casual outfit, that's her Christmas dress. This would be her casual outfit
>>2454448I maintain that there are definitely umas ABOVE the high school age.Maruzensky comes to mind, but so does Sirius Symboli. You can only acquire a driver's or pilot's license after you turn 18, and almost no high school will let you take time off to do the mandatory 3 weeks/12 months required to get either. (And that's ACCELERATED INTENSIVE TRAINING, the typical time is 3 months/24 months.)
>>2454449i just take stam sparks. this plus MANT will pad stamina enough for sprints and often Miles.>>2454452>her Christmas dressher what? Do other umas get these as well?
>>2454452>casual outfit>sleeveless turtleneck dress with knitted crop sweaterShe probably sleeps in fucking high heels.
>>2454456the academy is both a school and a retirement home, a lot of umas are in like their 40s+
>>2454460>retirement homeWhat the hell happened to calling it an academy like a normal person.Okay, pet peeve: I actually am annoyed by everyone immediately going "oh, academy! High school!" Academy is TERTIARY EDUCATION you fuckwits, an d high school is secondary education.
Guys, im on umandroid, whats the difference between [?] and [?]
>>2454465Wait then the umas are all 18+?
>>2454460That's not really how it works in universe thoughUmas are seen to age really fast, like one day their a kid and the next year they're a full grown adult. A horse generally only races in the first 3 years of their life, and the game reflects that with your entire career spanning over 3 years. Maruzensky may be a horse from the 70s, but you have horses from all different eras living together under one roof. She's talked about as the senpai, but not as if she's 40 but rather, a senior year uma because they're still in the academy, but it's also very vague about how the academy even functions, what happens to them after their careers and so on. It will vary from career to career depending on the uma. Golshi is also often portrayed as a "mentor" to the rest of spica, despite being one of the youngest horses of the bunch, way after Special Week or Teio's era
>>2454475I mean I attended college and high school at the same time, but yeah, outside of a very select few cases(Nishino Flower,) it's highly likely that most of the umas ARE meant to be portrayed as over 18.
>>2454474???
There are actual porn ads now what the fuck. Blue board???
>>2454457Most of the time it’s been generic dress assets they just re-use but sometimes it’s unique like the one Ai wears in her Christmas event too
>>2454475>>2454477None of the umas are portrayed as being 18+ because they're not humans. They're a separate race that ages more like horses than humans. That's why there's not a single canonical age. Being its own fantasy race based on horses allows them to do that.You can see how quickly tina Kitasan ages from being a loli to a full grown adult just in the span of a year between Season 2 and Season 3. They were probably not even one years old in season 2.
>>2454477It's weird thing where they've pigeonholed themselves due to jap culture of your life basically ending after highschool so they want to make the umas more relatable.
>>2454480Only fans ads, gooner coombot ads, femboy gay twink discord ads, and so on
>>2454485The Korean discord ad is so funny to me kek, What's even the point
>>2454486>What's even the pointPeople are lonely. Probably not many well adjusted people want to post somewhere like that. Not like they really have ways to get more users
>>2454475>Wait then the umas are all 18+
>>2454489Absolutely hilarious line when she's trying to jump your bones out of the gate during her career.
Tracen Academy is horse Valhalla where umas can run forever and age is not a factor.
>>2454483The premise of the series has always been>what if this horse was classmates with this other horse you're never going to get canon ages because that would break the illusion, you should treat each career/storyline as their own separate universe for the sake of sanity
>>2454483That all doesn't stop the Japanese law from stating that people can only acquire driver's or pilot's licenses at 18. EVEN if they had an additional clause that stated umamusume could get them earlier, that just indicates they consider umamusume as fully mature sooner.Also, wouldn't this put absurd stress on the educational system, that has to find a way to fast track education for umas while teaching humans normally? That's logistically absurd and I'm certain they've considered it at least once because they had to for Air Shakur's character story.Besides, Nishino Flower doesn't age that fast either.>>2454484Y'know, it's a bit funny because high schools are, from my understanding, pretty fucking hellish in Japan. More so than colleges. You get a reprieve in college because attending one still gives you the "I attended X college" to add to your resume, which is literally the sole reason you'd attend it in Japan. High school is where you need to succeed in life, because you need to be good in high school to get into the more prestigious colleges and therefore get a better name to add to your resume.
Speaking of ads, I saw this one the other day.I checked to see if it’s an /uma/ club and it’s not. Offsite neighas are advertising their clubs here. Wonder what that means
>>2454489Mayano Top Gun is also labeled as "freakishly intelligent," so it's entirely possible she fast-tracked into Tracen, just like Nishino.
>>2454502Sorry danchode, they're calling me...
>>2454498>spoilerAnon, she's an adult. She's fully grown, not gonna get any bigger. Horse she was based on was smol too. Umas built the pyramids n shit or something in this world, it's a different reality. >>2454497I'm not expecting or asking for canon ages, but it's one of the few series where it doesn't matter because Umamusume operate on a different kind of logic than humans. If their career only lasts 3 years, maybe a few extra doing exhibition type stuff, that means they must have much shorter life spans in general. The season 2 to season 3 "universe" is the same one, it's picking up where the previous season left off, and yet you see two umas age rapidly in an incredibly short time. Age is irrelevant with creatures that mature that quickly. It would also explain why they're so damn stupid, no life experience.
>>2453643is there some trick to getting 9* parents? i've been playing for nearly a year now with 300+ runs and only have one (1) to show for it
It's a video game about funny anime horse girls mate, you're looking into it a bit too hard.
>>2454512This conversation amuses me because Umamusume is not any different from any anime that takes place in high school. Underaged or not people will still want them carnally.https://files.catbox.moe/av3v1t.png
>>2454508>If their career only lasts 3 yearsBakushin implies her career will last at least 10 more years after winning the Mile Championship(though she does show that she's a little surprised at her own suggestion and is wanting to walk it back.) Still, her career obviously isn't over.Also, racing is just absurdly stressful on the body, even for humans. Sprint racers(the closest analogue we have to umas) tend to retire after only 4 years due to the wear and tear, and we know that humans last a lot longer than their early 30s.>>2454512SILENCE, ANTI-INTELLECTUALNo, you're actually right. This is fun though! I like picking apart the world and seeing how the world building implicitly adds more world building.
>>2454512The thing that gets me is talking about their intelligence like they're retarded. Have you talked to the average person? Most of them are pretty fucking stupid. Hell, I'm fucking stupid. It's just normal.
>>2454512>He said on the thread that's all about looking into the game too hard to win a funny anime racing tournament Really though I'm just explaining the reality of this world and rather that people are trying to apply their human "ethics" on something that is inherently not human. If you think this is bad, there was an entire drama on the official Uma Discord over the weird mods there saying "you cant waifu the girls because they're underage". The argument is not only do they not have canonical ages, they're not even humans, so their entire moralfagging is pointless. At the end of the day if you enjoy cute girls and you're not a faggot, you won't make a fuss about MUH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AGE, which is already stupid to begin with but even stupider when you're dealing with a fantasy race based on horses, that seemingly ages like horses. That's the point. It's not that serious.
>>2454520It's funny to think of them as retarded because of their horsbrain.
>>2454522>Discord dramaYeah that Discord drama is what made me realize how fucking retarded people were. Again, you don't call a high school an "academy." That's like calling an elementary school a "college." These terms have meaning, and if you MUST be a moral faggot, at least get it right...
>>2454522>He said on the thread that's all about looking into the game too hard to win a funny anime racing tournamentWell yeah, the gameplay with clearly (lol) defined mechanics, not the completely illogical setting. I'm not meaning to discourage discussion, just saying there's no real logic to it because it wasn't designed with any logic to it so trying to rationalize these things just ain't gonna happen.>>2454515Yeah well Bakushin is retarded and thinks three sprints = a long.
>>2454520The umas in the game come off as genuinely retarded. Most of my friends don't do nearly as stupid as things.Like I couldn't trick my friend to come out of his house if I laid out a bunch of beers on the sidewalk like a scooby doo cartoon. But for an uma girl, they're so stupid that will work with carrots. Or maybe Teio is just a retard, but then explain Urara? she's retarded! most of them are and can't function without HUMAN HANDLERS
*Cough*
Does my TT score effect my guild in anyway?
>>2454530Urara is quite literally actually retarded.
>>2454529>Yeah well Bakushin is retarded and thinks three sprints = a long.I actually thought that too, but honestly, looking back at that scene, I don't think she is stupid. I think she fully knows you're trying to trick her, but she also knows that you've got a point, so she gives in.>>2454531The localization doesn't count. I wanna see the original.Where is this even from anyways?
>>2454532Each TT attempt gives you a negligible amount of fans (like 5,000)
>>2454531>Elementary school: one month>Middle school: one monthStill doesn't really prove anything
>>2454533I wanna give her intelligence pills to see if that'll fix her.Honestly though I think the problem may lay elsewhere for her. Her attention span is incredibly short, and it's to the point that I'm not even sure that she's able to actually absorb any information.
>christmas dress>casual outfitokay, what the fuck is this then? how many outfits does she have?
>>2454530I've definitely seen and experienced stupider. On top of that, there's plenty of people that may be smart in certain ways, but completely hopeless in others. Like people that are book smart, but when they open their mouth about anything else, it's the most retarded shit you've ever heard.
>>2454544>oldmas get two outfits if they're lucky>newmas get a new outfit every scenePowercreep is real
>>2454534They didn't make them younger in the localization of the sports / school / idol drama franchise that runs parallel to IdolmasterHelp & Glossary > Glossary > Tracen Academy>>2454537Umas go to the same school as humans most of the time, Etsuko and her friend, Taishin and her bullies... Wouldn't make sense to pair them up in the same schools if they need some accelerated learning schedule due to dying at 20 or whatever
>>2454546>Like people that are book smart, but when they open their mouth about anything else, it's the most retarded shit you've ever heard.Bakushin has an intelligence bonus. I also think this is just a good descriptor for Agnes Tachyon.Cave Johnson and Agnes Tachyon would be a perfect duo.>>2454548>They didn't make them youngerI heard conflicting information about Nishino which is why I'm asking.>path to get itSweet thanks. Didn't even know this existed.
>>2454548Explain Kitasan’s growthspurt between season 2 and 3. How much time elapsed?I frankly just dont think Cygames thought most of this through. Every uma’s career also seems to have umas at inconsistent stages. Most umas careers are done after three in-game years. And yet “retired” umas stay in Tracen, it doesnt really follow any consistent logic.
I'm only interested in the uma breast growth physiology
tried gutsmaxxing and lost my first 2400 meters race(in URA)to running out of stamina. Sad!
>>2454560Many such cases.
>>2454558>How much time elapsed?We see Teio grow up in Season 2, and Rudolf became the Class president after racing. We also see Symboli Rudolf racing later, so it's clear she hasn't RETIRED, but maybe isn't as prevalent as she once was.Also, we see Kitasan Black in Season 1 and she doesn't look like she aged much between 1 and 2, so doesn't it seem more likely there was just a lengthy skip between 2 and 3?
>>2454558That kind of growth happens in 2 or 3 years in humans.Umas age just like humans, if they didn't age like humans and died in their 20s-30s there would be more mentions of it.
>>2454567I can attest. I went through around 27 pairs of shoes over the course of 2 years because I outgrew my shoes rapidly. For a bit, it was weekly.
>>2454567>Umas age just like humansThey don't entirely. They pause or slow down aging dramatically at a certain point(around their high school years.) But for the most part, it seems true.
I would be interested in conducting an experiment related to Uma adipose tissue distribution compared to human women. I think that would be very interesting research
>>2454575Erm, in English professor?
>>2454575It's probably not as interesting as it sounds, sir. I think their stomachs are closer to being Tarrare, given that they probably need decuple times the calories we do to sustain their running.
>>2454547Cygames really REALLY should start remaking oldmas careers
>>2454573That makes no sense at all since mother umas look like they are around 30-40 years old.Tracen is stuck in a time loop because that's how the IP needs to work, the same way ash ketchum isn't actually an immortal never aging 11 year old boy.
>>2454576Can Umas get fat and if so how much and how does the distribution behave compared to humans>>2454579Nonsense, what you described is very interesting scientific research
they ruined daring heart to me with her speaking engrish all the time
>>2454587i like her engrish way more than taikis at least
>>2454585>That makes no sense at all since mother umas look like they are around 30-40 years old.Well anon, you see, those weren't actually MILFs but GILFs all along
>>2454585>That makes no sense at all since mother umas look like they are around 30-40 years old.That's why I threw in "slow down.">Tracen is stuck in a time loopMaybe we're the baddies...
>>2454594LET ME TRAIN MEEKI CAN SAVE HER
>>2454589I find Taiki more tolerable since she actually sounds retarded. The other girl acts like she's the professional English speaker.
>>2454594Why does Trainersan have Bites the Dust anyways?
Test
>>2454600TAISHIN
>>2454603KurobaEX keeps getting IP range blocked
>>2454605Same, really annoying.
>>2454605>KurobaEX keeps getting IP range blockedOkay so what's probably happening is that KurobaEX is tossing out 4chan's cookie after a bit for whatever reason.4chan doesn't let you post for a bit until after you've completed your first captcha, and it blocks you with the temporary IP range block message.
>>2454607How fix then
Disgusting phoneposters
>>2454608Tell the KurobaEX devs to stop being fucking retards and to permanently store the cookie on your device?I don't use KurobaEX so you're gonna have to figure out the contact on your own. Good luck.
>>2454610mobile game, mobile posters
>>2454612Which one do you use? I'm down to moving at this point
>>2454580Personally I'd just want some of them to be changed. There's a few early ones I think are fine as is. But I might be underestimating what newer careers add.
Would you guys use a Vita 40 on a REALLY GOOD junior training at 17%?
>>2454615>Which one do you useI don't really do dedicated apps on my phone these days. I've mostly just been using the browser.I understand that's not ideal(especially not for this thread) but unfortunately it's what I use, and I'm content with it at the moment.I have ideas for what I'd want for my own frontend, but I don't have the time nor skill to invest into it right now. MUUma is the best I can do, and there's no telling if my stupid little MUD will even come to fruition.
>>2454621Nope, I gamble. If it fail a training below 20% then it was simply god's will
What stats should I have around Classic Late September?
>>2454540>Her attention span is incredibly short, and it's to the point that I'm not even sure that she's able to actually absorb any information.She's also spoiled by a lot so it's understandable. At first I felt bad for her trainer, but, she's perfect.Plus Ulala irl just wasn't able to show her full potential because of her owner, and poor conditions. She has the potential at least, and she could still mature in umamusume lore.
>>2454636For the record, I am training a late surger Machikanetannhauser, and have a stat spread of 492-379-419-213-253 in Classic Late Dec.
>>2454646Ehhh I don't really follow those but at least in MANT I try to have 600 speed and 400+ stamina by then, but I don't remember earlier careers
>>2454646Show deck first
>Missed the 2 transfer windows AGAINI am the laziest, most retarded fucking gorilla nigger in here
>>2454285SS rank doesn't increase the odds of generating the spark, it increases the quality of the spark if it's generated. You increase spark chances by having the same spark on your parents and grandparents
>>2454646in mant? 600 speed 450 stam is the norm for a long-capable uma. If youre the newbro, then i'd say its alright
>>2454648https://litter.catbox.moe/dxgvkof4qducxact.pngIt's not very good... Partially because I don't know how to deck build and partially because I barely have anything worth building with.>>2454647Ah, okay. I'll keep that in mind if I ever go to MANT.
>>2454651I'm not the newbro you're thinking of(unless you're thinking of the Limewire guy, in that case I am that guy,) but I'm playing her career for the first time through Unity and I'm not sure if I'll ever take her to MANT.This just made me realize I skipped out on writing my fanfic AGAIN, ARGH!
>>2454655Bright is a welfare card, if you want to borrow a stamina card, borrow Super Creek which is the gold standard for stamina cards
>>2454660>Super CreekI think I have like 30 Kitasans and not a single Super Creek. I'll double check later.
>>2454658>unityhavent played that in a WHILE, but id say those stats are adequate. good luck with your Mun!
>>2454662Thanks. I hope to throw her in as cannon fodder for the next Munday race, if we have one.
>>2454661Chronogenesis, the website you should be using to find your borrowed parents, also lets you search for people with specific cards using the button on the upper right. For Unity/URA, the cards you'd want to borrow would be Kitasan for speed, Creek for Stamina, either Rice or Pasa power if you need a recovery or not, and either Nice Nature, Fine Motion, or Mr CB for Wit cards depending on running style. I intentionally left guts off because guts is a meme, especially if you're not working with a full deck.
>>2454669i wont forget to host it, dont worry.
>Tenno Sho Spring>I have the lowest stamina stat of all racersOh, this is gonna be fun.
>>2454677>1st place, 1 length leadIt was either going to be a pretty secure victory or overwhelming defeat, with nothing in-between.
JBC sprint is my doom bros, mutating a NORMAL uma into a DIRTER and a SPRINTER is torture
>>2454679You have two inspirations to hit since it's senior year as an option, and honestly, sprints are short enough that you won't feel the distance penalty as much as long as your surface aptitude is fixed
>>2454678That's usually how it goes, now Kikuka Sho, now THAT'S the real clock eater
>>2454679>mutating a NORMAL uma into a DIRTER and a SPRINTER is tortureWhy?
>>2454684Completionist title most likely
Fuck, I got the Japan Cup and Derby mixed up! I wanted to race one of those early and was confused when the Derby happened without a hitch!
>△-◯>1st place, headI won a victory I don't think I was supposed to.
>Returning to to title screen>Yes>No other options or reason
the spring tenno sho rapes all my runs. Right now I was having my best ever Goldshi URA and the spring tenno sho took my clocks and ended it all I hate the spring tenno sho so much its fucking unreal
I clocked once on the first URA, and twice on the URA finale. Unfortunately, it just wasn't enough.I'm glad with what I have. I'll make my collage tomorrow. She's a B though.Also I got a demotion reward? That's a thing???
>>2454703Ahhh I remember the horrors of the spring tenno sho vividly
An uma is defined as a fetherless biped
>>2454710Featherless female biped with high muscle density.Diogenes is going to have to find a velociraptor to pick for this one.
Is less than 200 speed by niigata instaglue material?
>>2454715is velociraptor a uma?
Is an uma an athlete?
how good is Goldshi? getting upgrades and shit for her is a waste or not?
>Akikawa's hints are being all red and vision dogshit again and no midraceI want to tear my hair out, we don't need this many putrid skills
>>2454738shes super strong.
>try to make last minute Taurus ace>end up with Mile S insteadI'm so sick of having to raise my mile affinity just to do a run.
Is there ever a rerun with all the mejiros?
>>2454745doesnt seem to be that way, no. but as some JPDacchi said, there is some 2* banner, where you can also spark anybody, just like the megabanner in the past.
>>2454745it's mejirover
>Managed to build a medium S team>Actually start winning in public racesDespite being MANTbroken beyond belief... somehow... LOOKING GOOD!
>>2454749That's awful value though, especially because those are up at the same time than the anni uma, which is almost always better
>>2454761its less about value and more about being desperate enough to spark.as for me, i just buy selectors.
>SymbolisNot related at all>SatonosBlood related>MejirosBlood related>SakurasNot related at allWhy is this so inconsistent
>>2454704>Also I got a demotion reward? That's a thing???Yeah in TT you need to keep above a certain score to stay in place or be promotedIts honestly easy until you get to Class 6, then its demotion-promotion carousel for most unless you put in the real workJust place your best umas in there and it should be fine
>>2454704to add to what other anon said, each week on a monday you can demote, promote, or retain your class in TT. so when "monday" (server time) starts, do your daily TT run early, because the mode shuts down for like 12 hours or something for tallying, which could make you miss out on your dailies
It cannot be overstated how stressful it is to have a potential ace run in your hands and have to carefully weigh in every decision
>>2454782>comfy run on my phone while watching TV>hit THE inspirations>defcon-1, move to desktop, full screenkinda fun desu
My government is probably gonna ban 4chan and VPNs soonI might not get to see you guys again...
>>2454788What cuntry?
>>2454766I was confused by the fact it gave me anything other than a stern warning for it.Also, there's no space between Demotion and Rewards so it just is written as DemotionRewards. I hope someone got gone for that boner.
>>2454789Yookay
>>2454788just vote reform bong
>>2454759I should be able to do this yet I can't, useless useless worthless cunt (me)
Why are some umas exhibitionist and dont wear shorts?
>>2454802Because they were mares IRL
>>2454795This can't be real
>>2454788Just make your own VPN lad
How much stats is the arima epithet?
>>2454788If 17yo me could bypass gov restrictions 15 years ago, I'm sure you’ll find a way now.
Do you guys take ramp up on front runners? Probably not right
>>2454839If I have nothing else to take then it's not that bad.
>>2454836Depends, there's the Autumn Triple Crown +10 (Akiten, JC, AK), Incredible +15 (Triple Crown + JC or AK) and phenomenal +15 (Triple Crown + a bunch of other G1s)
>>2454723an yes
Is she bricked? Didn't have any white recovery hints.Not pictured A&S, red shift and FCM
>>2454802Mares wear bloomers, stallions wear shorts
>>2454844that's like 85% survival ig
>>2454802...why does sweep tosho have an ass?
>>2454849That's the first thing your eyes wander to?
>>2454848God nuff for me
>>2454844pray that no one brings any kind of debuffs, no whites or greens is risky, at least her unique helps
>>2454855Stamina debuffers are a meme, he'll be fine for finals at least
>>2454839You always want to play 2 at least. Solo fronts just lose, so it's not bad honestly. I find it pretty consistent if both my fronts are around the same powerlevel
>>2454856There's a couple good teams in rooms here with 1 or 2 debuffers killing fronts with 900+ stam, I don't expect them to be prominent but they'll show up
>>2454844>Creek doesn't finish her chainI know that feeling well!
>>2454863My creeks LB0 lol, thats not an option for me.
>no gw from inspirationsurely ttl is enough to cope? can't be assed to do anymore cm13 runs
I have just been told that I should kill myself (not rude) if I tryhard and only have 1 plat. I think they are right
>>2454869Might struggle a bit in the mid race arms race imo without being able to consistently take a lead.
>>2454871Eto....I dont see the post
>>2454844900 stam 600 guts and front S? 99% sure she's fine unless debuffers show up.
>>2454875 it wasn't here
>>2454871never give up
>>2454879>check other board>it's one guy>he didn't even say that Come on man, you're looking for an excuse. There's no shame in just doing open or aiming for B if that's what you want, but im sure you can win. You said it yourself you have one
>>2454885>no shame in just doing open or aiming for BI know, but it's not what I want to do, I have consistently gotten into A finals every time now but I always lose, I doubt I'll get it in Taurus though
>>2454888If you can consistently get to A finals you're a top 10% player, i know that feels easily overshadowed by the guys with 5 or more plats but just look at it this way, nice nature was getting 3rd against monsters, it didn't make her a shitter. Quite the opposite in fact.
Is it worth investing on palmer to BTFO blaze brian?
>>2454892HmmmmEvens yesOdds no
>>2454892>invest in an uma that can deny another one>instead of the uma that can winseems like a stupid idea unless you want to run triple fronts yet again
>>2454897Fuku's gigantic lucky charms
>>2454897shiraoki wills...
>>2454892Do you care about longslop? Because ill tell you something the only uma in the entire game that's worth 30k carats is valentines bourbon since she's still usable in LOH. Invest in palmer if you like her
running 3 distinct parents for 3 distinct styles to just start making aces for whatever parent gets done better faster feels so good
>>2454899How did she do it?
>>2454903Thats legit super impressive
>>2454544Does she speak Engrish like Kris S and Taiki?
>>2454802I'm not a lolifag but there's something about sweepy that drives me mad with lust
>>2454890I know you are right but not having the jpeg does make a difference
>>2454890What does that make the fucks that can't even make it to A finals?
>>2454232Cute El DESS
>>2454844Umalator says she dies but desu, it doesn't make sense to me because I've seen bourbons like that win plenty.
Personally I don't trust umalator
>>2454912You should, it's reliable but always take with a grain of salt
>>2454867Gotta roll with the punches, you got a Shinko?
>>2454744lmao
>>2454915>take with a grain of saltTHAT'S WHAT NOT TRUSTING MEANS
>>2454921Yeppers but i don't really care about taurus2 enough to remake her, already won taurus 1
>>2454759post fatwai tried to make one too but im pretty sure mine sucks
>>245490890% of the playerbase>BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE.... LE BAD....you aren't, this game is entirely based on rng, gacha, sparks, highrolls, races, EVERYTHING IS RNG. If you are tryharding a gacha like this of all things and then get your mood down because it didn't go the way you wanted it to, it's ALL ON YOUdoomfags are like boomer gambling addicts that lose everything while being entirely aware they're betting their life savings on a rigged system
I wish I could be a rivalI wish I was amongst the highly regarded torenas here
>>2454932just by being here you are highly regarded, what would we do without you? you can't leave
>>2454932I don't like your attitude... let's race
>>2454936>what would we do without you?Probably be happier, unironically
>>2454932YWNBAFR
>>2454906Same, I don't get it either. But she activates my neurons
>>2454939nope, ying yang bro
First anon who gets into same B finals with me I shall consider my rival
>get out of bed>FUCKING OWW MY FOOT HURTS LIKE SHITi failed the 1%
>>2454907There are people here that wish they had a plat, some of us with a few wish we had the ones that we lost by a head, even the people with 10 plats wish they had more, i think the important thing is to not give up regardless of how many plats you got
>>2454932You don't want that. Some guys call me a whale and hate me.
>>2454947Feel that, same here
>>2454947disregard the doomers, im a room regular and like when people bring UG umas with "whale" decks, gives you a good expectation of what you might find out there
First rates don't know it but the platinum jpeg means A LOT to us
I really wish I had a kale or charm right now
>>2454956Keep fighting the good fight, Palmerbro.
>>2454930Idk man, if you've had access to the resources the thread has given and still can't make it to A finals after all this time they might legitimately just be bad.
>>2453643It is timePrevious : >>2450444
I ruined this by wasting 4clocks on the first g3 like a retard. -60stats is a certified death sentence. It's over.
>>2454999Still better than what I will ever make in my lifetime
Gold genes are strong
>>2454945Gout?
>>2454999>humblebragging
>>2455013my heel got itself fucked up overnight
>>2455010cute retard
>>2454999You are gloating
>>2455010>Jajamine
>>2454796>reform>not restore britainreform is controlled oppositionrestore is probably also controlled opposition
>>2455010Saw that race and she clearly was scared to all hell. Hopefully a little more experience calms her down so she doesn't end up injuring herself.
>>2455010is the madness carried by Stego genes or Point Flag genes?
>>2454999rape humblebraggers to death
https://litter.catbox.moe/fy518shegf7uw5gx.jpg
>>2455058He looks tired man
>>2455061Well he's fucking ancient so I don't blame him.
>>2455061Its just Cushers making him look like that due to all the out of season fluff, you can look up Dober who is around the same age and she looks much better
>>2455045>restoreGoing to my local branch's first meeting this week. None of them will know how much I like anime horsegirls
>>2454514high school is a retarded invention, particularly for females. females should be getting married and having kids right out of puberty in any sane society. only in feminist shitholes like all modern countries are they encouraged to waste their most fertile years training for and then getting "careers".
I don't know which party is the anti-foreigner one but watching all the libtards crash out on social media is hilarious. Literally Trump 2.0.
whenever i read helios' zoomspeak i can feel the cancer developing
>>2455070Considering how Trump is doing his job, you probably don't want that
uma musume?
>>2455073The thing is, the game's zoomspeak is already considered old or out of trend alr
Uh oh poltards finally found usLet's not please
>poltards
>>2455072Y*ritrash
>>2455075This timeline sucks anyway, let it all burn!
>polchads
Worst thread in /v/ma history
why is Cygames so scared to proper show that umas dont have human ears there?
>>2455099Because some do
>>2455099Giant anime heads already look weird enough without being earless freaks.
>>2455099>umas dont have human earsThey have human earsSee >>2455019
>
>>2455106fake that's just artifacting
>>2455099I scrolled by this multiple times and didn't even realize they were showing off their lack of human ears
>>2455099I think it can be pretty off-putting when you first see it, so they probably don't want to scare newcomers away. That said, I've gotten used to it now.
Everyone in my club has better cards than me, either MLB Creek or NTR or both and more. Where the fuck did I go wrong
I have no dog in the fight but Curren is so much cuter than Falcon it's unreal.
>>2455127NTR is bad, a whale card and "only" useful for one scenario was the biggest gaslight of MANT
>>2455127The only meta SSR I have is MLB KitaI'm fuckin dying here
HOW DOES SHE LOSE THE NHK MILE WITH 600 FUCKING SPEED WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WASTE CLOCKS ON A GOD DAMN GRANDPARENT RUN
>>2455129Why do guys only want bitchy bimbos who walk all over them?
>>2455140
>>2455132It is a whale card though. There's better things to save your carats for and her fan count unique thing is going to be useless after MANT and whether or not bringing a shit card just for FCM is going to be worth it in later scenarios remains to be seen.
>>2455129me when >I have no dog in the fight
>>2455132>card is used for one scenario>WTF WHY IS IT SO GOOD IN THIS SCENARIO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE TOLD
What's GL's whale card gonna be?
>>2455156the pal card obviously
>>2455129What's your queue number bro?
>>2455156Pal card. It's only good for one scenario so don't brick yourself by pulling for it!
Urara Ohayo > Suzucute Konichiwa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neicha Oisu
>blinks at you
Daily>fuck cyjews>fuck rigged bullshit>fuck medium Spost.
Can /uma/tards fuck off back to /vg/ please?
Damn he's really playing every card he has.
>>2455168Love umas, hate this kusoge. Simple as.
>>2455170hmm, nyo
>>2455049is this the face of mental illness?
>>2455168all of them are a skill issue btw
>>2455184It's the face of 'im a horse idgaf'
>>2455199
Palmers what are you saying
>>2455213Helios is a bad influence. She should sacrificef on the Tokyo Turf.
What's up my nekos, I'm from vg/uma/.
It's all so tiring
>>2455204>Stay gold clan are canonical ass pickersOguri's out of a job.
>Guts don’t show up in summer>Every single medium I tried shat out mile S but it doesn’t come out for an actual mileNot a good start
Why and how are you building Mile aces already
topro...
>>2455259why not?
>>2455072Me on the upper right
Fuck MANT nano
>>2455259i'm currently unemployed
>>2455259Mediums have all been passable at best so I tilted out of them.
>>2455170bwo mad
I'm depressed
>>2455268>mile A med A long CFujin wouldn't say this
>>2455160Her reign ended months ago and I'm still months away from my number being called up
>>2455286She had to work triple duty after Falco's event flopped so hard that Curren had to step in.
>run going good>Bourbon starts her event chain in y3 just before summer.Foreshadowing is a literary device where
>two card chains finish in junior>some nice rainbows before satsuki>medium S>Akikawa gives nice skill hints>good summer>skin outbreak after Cup but it doesn't insta-proc and is fixed with items instantly>second inspiration gives Uma Stan>increasingly worried that my account will randomly delete itself as I get another good summer>have enough funds to buy some extra golden hammers for late senior G1s>don't forget to use hammers on climax races>run ends>look at my skill list>wake up
>>2455305>look at my skill list>post juiciest uma tits or you will have 7 scenarios of bad luck
>>2455310No
>wake up>humiliate Suzuka>play the rest of the gameOnly 2 more months
how do people fucking do this it's not even parent runs it's a god damn grandparent3 runs in and I can't fucking take it anymore
>>2455314
I don't even know anymore
>>2455324for what reason are you doing dedicated GRANDPARENT runs?
>>2455328Because I have no good grandparents that have mile sparks I have no choice
>med S>groundwork>dodging danger + prudent positioning >TTL didn't finish>understam due to shit final trainings>no 3rd groundwork gate skill Why am I doing this to myself
>>2455314This is why Suzuka turned evil
>>2455332run barbin that's like half of your problems gone
>>2455327Did she gas out? How's her stamina looking?
>>2455332no early lead or firm conditions either?
>>2455329Just get a good turf grandparent and borrow a mile one.
>>2455328NTA but my breeding stock has been rendered almost completely useless thanks to MANT, and the MANT ace runs have not given me a single good failed ace that could be a good generic grandparent, especially for a front miler.
>>2455327Most consistent Mejiro Ryan
Another low roll!
I shouldn't have skipped VBoboI should've rolled for more cardsI should've skipped useless waifusI shouldn't have been born
>>2455335I did this is for the second one.
>>2455357AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2455337Gutslet if anything
>>2455327Last two days I haven’t paid attention and it keeps defaulting to my Dober who doesn’t even long A to troll me on the first race.
hearing beeblos "torechi" gives me immense joy
>>2455357reasonableidk about thatsoullesstrve since it's YOU who is useless
>>2455380Is there an uma that chokes more consistently then her?
>>2455384:3
this is why I need a grandparent because my best speed/mile legacy is from Unity and is going to make the parent have absolute dogshit affinity with my future ace
>>2455391i will never Train Kitasan Black in MANT ever again
>>2455391Amazon
>>2455389Thank you for agreeing
>>2455357whenever i want to waifuroll i just look at my stack of unplayed careers instead
there is nothing more infuriating in the entire world than this
>>2455423There's one faggot that had a god tier kitasan black for grandparenting and I had to spend a whole week refreshing before I managed to get her
>>2455431Why is there even a fucking cap on the amount of followers somebody can have? It's so stupid
>>2455433japanese humor
Why do you demand I dishonor myself so, Cygames?
>>2455447After i get my TT highroll in for the week, i always pick the bottom option for gift-farming.
>>2455447where's all your monies and carats bwo?
>>2455454>this is considered brokeh-haha...
>>2455454>>2455456I'd imagine I'm not the only one that has been hoarding since the megabannerIt's not like MANT had any support banners worth rolling for knowing how vital Tachy and Light are for GL
>>2455459show stable
>>2455461old image I had from the megabanner threads
>>2455459>support bannersOh yeah, i suppose so>t. Did a total of 570 pulls on uma banners in the last month
>>2455463SuzuCarrot
>>2455333I do what I must to bring her home.
>>2455465>good stable>(I imagine) good cards>good amount of savingsGood shit, now this is discipline
>>2455459I'm saving too and I'm at like 110,000
>>2455474No, this is being a lucky fucking nigger>>2455465
How much should I be saving for Light Hello/Tachyon?
>>245548345,000 to do 2 sparks
>>2455483About three fiddy
Is there anywhere where I can read the missing conversations?
>>2455496spam refresh the main lobby
>>2455474>good cardsMy only non welfare SSRs past 0lb are Kita, Diamond, and RicePower. All are pretty expected to be MLB thanks to Kita being Kita, Diamond getting caught in the crossfire, and I got lucky on the Riko freebies for Rice.Only other SSR MLB'd is Guts Grass, which was one of those "SHE JUST KEEPS SHOWING UP" things. Not that I'm complaining, she's a solid Guts SSR even if Furious Feat is just as unreliable as OYL. It made me prioritize gutsmaxxing though
>>2455463lmao
>>2455482I measured my luck on the megabannerI did okay. Can't complain about being positive luck
>>2455502Not always, if one of the characters is involved in the conversation and they're one of the home umas you can't get them to spawn
Has anyone tried to make runaway aces for Gemini yet? This was just a jobber solo oonige with mile A... I guess it autoloses to fronts but can it win against everything else?
>>2455520>AcesEven the best Unity Suzuka will lose to a mid MANT uma, from spectating publics fronts and others overtake suzu super easy way before the last leg.
>>2455520the dirt suzuka who won the stakes got second place in one of the early testing rooms so there's definitely potential but there aren't enough reasons to bother with it instead of normal mant fronts
>>2455519Fujin multiple character conversations has Ryan, Mcqueen, Suzuka and Turbonot sure about Maru since im still missing one too
>>2455496the one you're missing is the secret nano-ugly bastard interaction that's unlocked after reaching bond 10 with fujin
Please stop fucking choosing the wrong stat to spark. I'll fucking settle for two power spark at this point.
this might be the worst thread of all time
>>2455550nah all the newma hate early in the thread was quite based
For Gemini uniques:Fronts want Mummy Creek and ElPaces want FlowerLates want Pump and possibly Cheer KingEnds want Cheer KingIs that right? Am I forgetting something?
>>2455550>look inside>normal thread?
>>2455559Angling over mummy, mummy is for pacers.
do I redeem?
>>2455586sure, Rice is cuteavoid the stupid fat bitch on the right though
>>2455570>mummy is for pacers.Crap, I don't have mummy or Flower but wanted to run at least one pace.
>>2455586You pick someone else
>>2455586A HERO is calling. Will you answer?
>>2455586>Our HERO>Our VILLAINYes
>some jap already unlocked Daring Hearts casual outfit>he did 112 career runsHer banner came out yesterday, what the hell? Are careers in JP this fast?
>>2455454>moniesLeveling up R cards>carats After I got Palmer in like 50 rolls I decided to spend another 50 on cards, I didn't get much
>>2455600>I decided to spend another 50 on cards, I didn't get muchuh why??
>>2455548what's wrong with 2 power?
>>2455591Borrow flower mummy is not necessary
>>2455512My luck is putrid in all aspects of the game, don't take it personally but fuck you, I hate you
>>2455067>females should be getting married and having kids right out of puberty in any sane society.Teenage pregnancies are generally pretty fucking shit. They're dangerous and rarely successful. 17 is when it finally becomes successful 98% of the time, instead of the 38% chance that a 13 year old has.Besides, shouldn't we have secondary education so we can weed out the tards? Maybe we could raise the IQ of Somolia with that strategy.
>>2455599slant eyes love grinding for some reason it's like a racial passive maybe it's the serf rice farmer blood memory
>>2455602it's not 3 and that is... LE BAD...
>>2455601I wanted to irresponsibly waste my carrats to get Palmer, and so I did!Nothing to roll anyways until Machan, now then I will need them, I mean I guess there is that Light Hello+Tachyon banner, but I am confident that I will get all the cards in the free rolls
>>2455610>but I am confident that I will get all the cards in the free rollsGod I wish I was a luckCHAD like you...
>>2455600>Leveling up R cardsFellow Support Bonus KING. I finished maxing all the R cards I have a few days ago
Is this true?
>>2455609my best parents so far have 1 guts 1 stam 1-2 turf
>>2455616Taiki, Helios, and Jordan bullying Grass with burgers when?
>>2455616Yeah.
>>2455613My secret is not to worry and run my faves in B league, last CM I tried to get into A finale with a team of Smaru, Kingu and Kawakami, you know I took this seriously as I brought in a meta umaEither way I DID get there, my King Halo came second behind Xoguri and that was that, kinda boring, barely a soulful team in sight, don't see why I should bother
>>2455528>>2455525I kind of want to run some tests. I don't watch sloptubers so idk if this has been discussed anywhere. Being fully aware that it probably is a meme strategy at best it could be >fun to investigate it a bit
>>2455635I would do this on purpose to make helios look lame
Did you just hear that?
I'm unsure if End is really the play but we'll see what happens I guess
>>2455637>you know I took this seriously as I brought in a meta umaTorena-dono, a single frontrunner on her own is not meta. She needs at least another front to work properly.
>>2455640Its being done in some publics, I dont think ace suzuka is viable at all. But you can investigate it for >fun. Ain't nothing wrong with a little tinkering
>>2455602I still don't have ANY 9* power parent and I hate borrowing other Umas since it limits runs I can do for aces.
>>2455645You can't fool me, everything about this overlord is small
>Read Palmer's intro story>It just makes me want Helios instead
>>2455520>>2455528>>2455640>>2455525I am vindicated, remove this fucking bullshit style from the game already, even Aces from a worse scenario can easily instawin, HOW IS THIS FUCKING FAIR
>wanted to say "I'm 5 club points away from getting 5x Winning Ticket stars">Contains invalid characters>hmm, okay I'll just reformat then.>"I'm 5 club points away from getting Ticketzo stars">"I'm 5 CP away from getting 5x Ticketzo stars">"I'm 5 CP away from getting 5x WT stars">"This post contains invalid characters">"Contains invalid characters">"I'm close to getting WT stars"Why the fuck is the chat filter like this???
>>2455665The problem is apparently this
>>2455665https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
i'm finally getting my Taiki tomorrow
YOU GUYS ARE ALL OMGETTIS TO ME
>>2455664You make me laugh suzubroken.
>>2455649you'll only need 9* speed when gl comes anyway
>>2455672Rice VILLAIN would say this.
So about the Gemini Cup, would it be better to try to get Nishino’s Mile to S, or should I try to bring her Medium to A for those extra stats? I’m not sure if I can do both
I do not like riceposters
>>2455668>rom getting>ins in>ett>fucking ETTHoly shit the Umamusume filter is fucking ass.
>>2455668omg the final sprint etti
>>2455673Not an argument
>>2455676Give her Medium A so if you get good sparks you have a parent with good race affinity.
>>2455672>I’ve had enough of your VILLAINY.*Removes your ears*
>>2455689It isnt, i just like seeing your melties
>>2455647Its close enough, people with more meta teams than me had similar results
>>2455690it's not like anyone needs 9* med nishino
>>2455676Medium/Long B is perfectly fine unlike Mile B
>>2455689You will forever continue melting down about a completely non viable strategy that has counterplay and that straight up can't win, and I will continue laughing.
>>2455676Working on making parents for my Nishino ace too, based on the runs I did before with her to mess around Medium B is manageable to run the Sprint+Tiara schedule. Should be 7-9 Medium sparks + the rest in Mile, Turf is also acceptable.
>>2455699True, but more medium G1 wins mean more shared G1 wins with the second parent leading to higher overall affinity. Also you don't have to go look up the sprint/mile only schedule.
>>2455668
>>2455646Ends are really strong this time around, is that a Guts Kawakami?
Kill all omgettis
This is a gutsmaxxing CM, right?
Am i too much of a zoomer if im unaware of what an "omgetti" is?
>>2455719What does omgettis even mean
>>2455706>can't winExcept it constantly does win and you can't do anything about it you can't keep denying reality like this
>>2455721You wouldn't omgett it
>>2455721Idk either but one guy sure is mad about them
>>2455724Show me a single runaway suzuka winning a gemini room.
ooni/v/e WON
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>2455728see>>2455520
>>2455714That's the plan. It's never gone well for me in the past though she'll in all likelihood end up with 700 wit and 800-900 power.
>>2455697Those are quite decent results. Shame about the XOguri from hell.
>>2455731>3rdLmao, is this what third rates consider "winning"?
>>2455721>>2455723It's the new slang bro fr fr it's so dangerous even the game doesn't let you say it >>2455668
What team comp do you do with ends though? Surely 3x ends is bad right? Do I do the CBT of 2 front 1 end again?
>>2455723Sounds like a brand for some sort of instant pasta
Is it just me or do alts have worse costume events? Like none of them seem to have events that are as good as a flat +20 stat bonus
>>2455731I know you're just (You) farming with a gimmick but I bet there are some people that actually think like this.
>>2455737>dont get new slangDamn, 22 and already a unc...
>>2455737Oh my God he really did just coin omgetti after I misread it as romgetting.(For the record, "ett" is also blocked and I think that's more outrageous.)
>>24557391 pace, 1 late, 1 end.>did you put any thought into that?No I'm just running my oshis.
boskeletonrpomgetti
>come up with a meme team>doesnt include my waifuIs this still kino, or is it cringe?
>>2455751To scare that one anon: booonigerp
>>2455752Waifu goes in all CM teams
>oguri is my waifu
>>2455763Creek is one of mine, I wish she was usable I haven't used her as an Ace since Leo
>>2455742>he doesn't want (random) practice perfect and 10 guts
>>2455763post the tamamo versionI need it
>>2455771
>>2455773why so small?
>>2455754I saw one guy do boskeletonrp on every single letter and I was amazed, I got witchecked in real time
>>2455776Malnourished poorfag
>>2455739two ends and a groundwork pace
>>2455776actual size tho?
>>2455742All I need is for the Front Menace to fall of so she actually has an ult, I fed her all those skill books after all
>>2455743I do unironically think like this
omgetti = omg titties
>>2455778thats just some advanced spoiler magiclemme try boskeletonrp
>>2455784That one is an exception and you know it, the other ones never give fast learner or whatever the third one was I don't remember
>>2455802Fuck that's so weird kek, I can't even imagine how I'd do it without fucking up
I'm just gonna say it I HATE the 3 day wait for the actual CM to start I'd rather they just cold drop them
>>2455824No, we need more weeks for Taurus, I am still not ready
>>2455824The last minute panic window is when I make 90% of my aces.
Is it true that Falcon forcefully drags innocent trainers to her concerts against their will?
>>2455833She does at least force them to use one of her ringtones. Imagine being at a meeting and Falco's voice blasts out of your phone.
>>2455828Can you post an ace? How do you have nothing
>>2455857>Can you post an aceNo, that's the point>How do you have nothingI will say that I don't tend to do my 5 borrows like all of you but even then I was able to put a team together for all CMs, RNG has fucked me up the arse so bad this time that I am left bleeding with nothing
>>2455840Imagine being at a meeting and THIS blasts through the whole officehttps://youtu.be/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=ShzxsWFjFy5h9iki
>>2455867kek, unforgettable
NO MORE GUTS SPARKS
>>2455857NTA but>we need more weeks for TaurusHe's not wrong. The Japanese get an entire month to prepare for each CM. Our accelerated schedule is not the intended pace for this game, it's just the pace we've been forced to acclimate to, but it's not natural. In an ideal world we'd get more time to prepare for each CM. Even those who grind the game religiously complain that they do have time to do any other kind of run other than prepare for CM, there's literally no time to waste.
>>2455840>Imagine being at a meeting and Falco's voice blasts out of your phone.>HEY EINSTEIN I'M ON YOUR SIDE
>>2455648Tried a few times using my old Scorpio Suzuka and a Scorpio Suzuka from another trainer. Unfortunately they both gassed out 700/500 stam guts+1 gold recovery isn't enough to survive spot struggle.However, together they built a good enough lead that I think they could win if they had more stamina, maybe even without unrestrained and angling both hitting. I think Palmer and Suzuka could """potentially""" do something here.Up top are the best results from solo runs but these Suzukas are clearly far inferior to the dirt queen one. There's was also always a late surger in the perfect position to accelerate.
>>2455882Personally, I prefer the air!
>If training is shit, just race
>>2455890That can't be good for your mood...you know you can rest too
>>2455890evil fucking prince here
I desire to be the target of propaganda in musical form.https://jiggie.fun/3HVgUH
Holy SHIT you guys/v/ma WON
>>2455890What's your criteria for "shit training" cuz I'd take something like a single rainbow over a g3
This tier list is correct
>>2455874The MANT CMs in particular are brutal on prep because to be competitive you need MANT parents and MANT grandparents.The MANT parents also need to be tailored much more specifically with mutt pink sparks to patch up milelets, which make reusing those mutt parents extrmely awkward to reuse for non-milelet umas since you are then nerfing their potentials by diluting their chances at hitting medium (or long) S. If you don't make the mutts yourself too, then your rental parent is going to be heavily constrained by your specific requirements of like 3 med 4-6 mile, at which point you take what you can get.Going back from having a not great but decent pool of parents to fucking awful mixed blue sparks and barely ok pink sparks is horiffic and it makes a very noticable impact on the run when your inspirations are giving like 60 mixed stats if your lucky.
>>2455926>DigitanThis list is shit
>>2455926>fine at greatTook 2 seconds to tell this is wrong, fine is fine not great
>>2455930>agnes digital dies again
>>2455926There's only one way to reliably test this. I will sacrifice myself bros.
>>2455926>Tamicro Cross>Great sexActually provably incorrect
>>2455926The crazy part is that almost everything is wrong
>>2455926both matikanes would milk you to death
>>2455926Your tier list is shit and you're a retard
Well, once we reach 300 images I'll host the race.(Can't host it right now, in class.)
>>2455926>El in awful¿Que?
>>2455926If an uma is hottest only in profile, and not in essence, is she not merely mid?
>>2455966Plato get the fuck out of this thread
>>2455926dead fish robot sexo
>>2455867WHAT THE HECK?! MY BOSS JUST CAUGHT ME WATCHING THIS VID AND PROMOTED ME! WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME NOW?
>>2455913Tell me something I don't know.
>>2455926>Fuji in greatYES
>>2455979That's NOT how the promotions meme goes
>>2455966I ask you, Is technique superior to passion, or are both shadows cast by desire?
>>2455979>WHAT THE HECK?! MY DANCHOU JUST CAUGHT ME WATCHING THIS VID AND PROMOTED ME TO OFFICER! WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT PLAY THE GAME NOW?
>>2455913Did we actually? Most people would rather be on /v/ and to be as we were months ago
>STILL no doto
>>2456002No we wouldn't
>>2456002>mostImpossible to know, but I prefer it here
>>2456004You have one last chance this summer, after that no more Doto EVER
>>2456002You could even say /vm/a WON
>>2456004I GOT DOTO WHEN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN PALMERKILL FUKUTARDS BEHEAD FUKUTARDS ROUNDHOUSE KICK FUKUTARDS
>>2456002This is not a perfect solution but holy shit I'm much happier not scanning every OP in the catalog for 10 minutes and searching uma in the archives to see if there's a thread up. I have never hated that board more than being forced to see what 90% of the threads are.
>>2456002Not the impression I got from this thread. Let's poll it.https://poal.me/r0tyva
>>2455926I could go into extreme detail from a personality and narrative point of view why 80% of these are wrong but you don't deserve it currenfag
>>2456002i'd love to have a retard screaming in my ear the whole 500 posts of the thread, said no one ever
>>2456020STOP THE COUNT
>>2456020Eh fuck I'm realizing now that I English as a Failed Language'd it a bit. Gomenasorry, I'm tired.
>>2455926>Overexcitable wannabe princess with one of the plumpest body in the entire cast>Not great sexShit list
>>2456020There's an opinion that the poal doesn't express which is the one I hold >I like being /vm/a but would like some threads in /v/ for exposure, recruiting and the stakes.
>>2456020Everyone wants to be a filthy general so bad, i'm honestly disappointed.
>>2456020Doberbros rigging the poll again btw
>>2456035she calls you a dogso, uhh, you know what would be great to her...
>>2456020If the mods stopped deleting the threads why the fuck would you guys want to stay here? Generals are fucking shit, I am disappointed in all of you
>>2456036I would've enabled adding more options as people saw fit, but I didn't know how. I apologize.
>>2456035I have a feeling she would accidentally hurt you in one way or another.
>>2455867Someone post that construction worker anon that run away from his job because he was caught watching this
>>2456037 >>2456042What makes this a general and what made /v/ma not a general?
>>2456020Kind of misleading question, but I pick the second option"Would you like to go back to /v/ma"Not in its current state. If we were allowed to post there, sure, but I also don't think it would be a whole lot different than right now except less stable.Hell we just had a random thread hit 1500 posts in less than half a day because of Palmer and silly shit. Everyone's still doing races. Most stragglers have found their way here or will eventually, shitposting is less than it was before honestly (for now). And we're still getting new recruits. So honestly the transition has gone much smoother than it could have gone and most of the spirit of /v/ma has been preserved and continues here. It's /v/ma's ability to adapt, colonize, and move forward with their eye on the prize that reflects the spirit of these threads
>>2455720if you got the absolute perfect setup for it, then yes
>>2456042>>2456037its plainly more comfy. also see: >>2456017 and >>2456026
I have a second account that exists purely for me to wipe the data and dump the 150+ pulls you get given when you start now whenever I need to scratch the itch.
Which umas would rape (You)?
>>2456035Eager, but a bit too eager, she lacks discipline
>>2456061That's autismJust use thishttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
>>2456026>>2456059/v/ma's danchou is here to stay, niggers
>>2456066It's not the same
>>2456062All of them, not much you could do to stop them realistically
>>2456049
>>2456061>pull>get lucky>have either to cope that main will be worse (it won't) or see out how exactly worse it will bethat's even worse than HODLing
>>2456066i would be killed for this back in the day
>>2456020Alright let me TRY to post-humorously fix my EFL after the damage is already done:>Would you prefer to stay on /vm/ or return to /v/, if the moderators and janitors stopped deleting /v/ma threads?>I would like to return to /v/ and participate in /v/ma threads again.>I would prefer to stay on /vm/ and continue being on /vm/a.I'm so tired and apologize for fucking it up. I'll try rerunning the poll during Euro hours when I'm not as tired.
>>2456037>>2456042For me its this>Moderation actually receptive>Kept our culture, posters and traditions>Thread is always here, no reason to go on a wild goose chase or miss it>No schizo>No conversations being cut short 30 minutes in>No retards coming in and screaming about gacha>No skimming the slop catalog for 40 minutes or going archive hunting for a thread>No pressure to always be on the thread because it's always here>Gatekeeping and collective community standards are high so we don't fall into typical general pitfalls >Relentlesslt on topic>Easier archiving methodsThe only thing I dont like is the isolation and no crossover threads, but given how often we go on topic just fine that's not really even a problem anymore. But this is a good place, I'm not opposed to an eventual return, but for the moments? Fuck no I don't wanna leave. There's no benefit
>>2456064>>2456046The moment she starts feeling it she'll probably take over and rape you dry on the spot with extreme force, if that is not great sex then I'm not sure what kind of faggot sex you guys want..
>>2456076>if the moderators and janitors stopped deleting /v/ma threads?this is a massive if, one that we're almost 100% sure it's not going to happen
>>2456077first time agreeing with an aiposter. based.
>>2456076There has been several threads on /v/ that are just dying on their own because no one posts there, most of the people are here.
>>2456066I used an autoclicker to click ten rolls every millisecond to get it to 10,000 rolls. What should I make of this list?
>>2456080Yes. It's called a hypothetical.There's not really a point to having a permanent presence if they keep deleting our asses, and the whole point of the question is to see if people would try to make their home on /v/ again or stay here.
>>2456077>I'm not opposed to an eventual return, but for the moments? Fuck no I don't wanna leave. There's no benefitWhere i am at
>>2456077Have you tried not being terminally online?>GatekeepingLol, lmao even
>>2456087>teio and mkwab being highest even when not asked
>>2456087CONSIDER
>>2456042>If the mods stopped deleting the threadsBut they havent. Nobody can go back to /v/ma in its current state even if they wanted to, that's why we're here.After being mistreated and bullshitted for months people like having a place that's not under current harassment. Other people have laid out the pros as well. The con is that the there's always a thread up, and that means it's easier to find. I do miss having wit check threads, but wit check threads only existed because threads were under pursuit. After a while it got old when the first post is >>>/vg/>umautist>404'dThat's the other weird thing about your statement. You want a regularly reoccuring thread, but you don't want a general. You want a pseudo-general, which realy isn't too far removed from a regular general when you have schizos shitting up the place as soon as a new thread is made, as well as multiple threads being made daily. So far, we've had less schizoposting here and less harassment in general, so it outweighs the cons of gaps between threads.
>>2456087What would you guys even do with 66 Mejiro Palmers
>>2456102Roll again to get 67 Mejiro Palmers
I still am trying to figure out how /v/ma WASN'T a general and yet somehow we are. Is it just because we have a structured OP? Should we just subject ourselves to a monthly OP change to appease that one random retard?
>>2456095Gatekeeping exists to keep people like (You) in check
>>2456117That's exactly why you shit up the whole thread instead of reporting/ignoring? I guess jeets are good at gatekeeping, I mean look at their streets
>>2456126>jeetsThere's a whole 12 hour difference between British Columbia and India.Are the pajeets in the room right now?
>>2456087>roll value of $21,000Would you rather buy these rolls or...A RolexA SedanA professional-grade commercial trailer and equipment set or a top-tier indoor infrared sauna?Honestly, whales make me sick
I don’t fault anyone for wanting an eventual return, but personally I’m in the stay camp. Isolation definitely has its downsides, but one of the few advantages is that we’ve been able to cultivate the community a lot more. Ironically, we’ve also done more recruiting since moving to /vm/ than we did during the previous month in /v/. As long as this place is properly nurtured, I think it can thrive quite nicely. I just don’t really see the point in going back when we’re already consistently active here. Palmer’s release thread nearly hit 4 PPM, which is basically the same level of activity we’d expect in /v/. Feels a bit daft to uproot things when the current setup is already working.
>>2456130>Taking words out of contextTeehee feeling a little silly~
>>2456013
>>2456087>Didn't even get a 3% 3* rate (<300)>Didn't even get all 3* in 10,000 pullsThese rates are so fucking garbage lmao
>>2455926I really need to stop doing dumb shit like this when I'm bored.
>>2456131i wouldn't really want any of these things to be completely honest
>>2456132I think we can have a thread there once in a while, or at least try to, had one earlier this month evenLike once a week or so
>>2455926terrible list
>>2456135Always assume your opponent does not have the context, because they may not be awake when something goes down and not catch up on threads.
>>2456132So long as we can have the odd recruitment thread in /v/ and the stakes there I'm fine with staying. But I do feel like thats something that should be pushed towards. You are correct we got more newblood here but the well is dry (in all boards really, even /vg/ is struggling with recruiting from what they've told us)
>>2456139Suzuka is CLEARLY a slow and awkward experience that eventually evolves into a good one
>>2456141>>2456145These guys get it.
>>2456139>Symboli Rudolf>painfulIs it the fact that she's hill-hare?
>>2456143That's why average poster here is dumber than your average shitposter, at least shitposters know what they're doing
>>2456139where're Brian an Dia?
Speaking about clubs, im in an /a/ club, anyone in an off board club?
>>2456131Even if I had loadsamoney, it would be extremely hard to justify whaling hundreds of dollars for one MLB card when you could just put that money in savings or invest it. Feels like it would only be justifiable if you had a $100M+ inheritance. Even Saudi Princes have come under hard times, this economy is brvtal.
>>2456151I can't perform good sex if she is constantly making bad jokes about my penis or our bodies, worst part is that I would actually laugh because I'm horny
>>2456155>/vt/ has a club>/a/ has a clubWtf
>>2456155There's apparently a /vt/umor uma club
>>2456160Doesn't really count but the mahjong players in /vg/ had a club. Which i find incredibly funny, there was a hishibro pre purge that would race all the time with us.
>>2456162Don't look at the random ass club I joined and got given random control of...
>>2456166Uh oh.
>>2456154Honestly, I just know extremely little about them.
i predict Yukino Bijin colloquially known as Yeppers will be the next big "underdog" banner where people will roll for her purely due to her memes, much to the chargrin of the anon that thinks there are actual paid cyshills in these threads
>>2456171Valid response, better than to make assumptions
>>2456155I'm in the /x/ club
>>2455926>>2456139My wife would be very good at sex I'd have you know.
>>2456176no fucking way /x/ has a club
Is there a /sp/ club?
>>2456176Ain't no way, how does uma even get brought up on /x/
>>2456182>There's no /sp/ica club
>>2456184Reincarnation and the focus on the umas being the spirits of race horses, I guess?
>>2456186Fuck man, if I was a /sp/ poster and not a filthy 4th rate trainer, I'd make it.
>>2456180The initiation process is...complicated, that's all I can say on the subject.What I can tell you is our former danchou was exiled, for he lustfully desired the traffic of a more active board. Rumors have it that party /v/an was once inhabited by interdimensional entities
>>2456189I'm a /sp/poster, but I am already in ---- though I am thinking of quitting
>>2456192Not looking good for /v/ma...
>>2456184>he doesn't know
>>2456186/horse/ exists
>no /tv/ club
>>2456198This shit is so fuckin funny
>>2456204sneedma
>>2456190Good. Fucking. God. What the hell are you trying to invoke upon this thread!?
>>2456192It's this easy>realize MANT is slop trashNow, I am free of expectations and I actually enjoy the game building in unity
>>2456209this image always makes me smile
>>2456201/sp/ica as in reference to Team Spica, retardbro
>>2455045Oh yeah you're right I meant Restore. Kind of dumb they made the names so similar
>>2456209Why does /v/ma get to have TWO Sneeds?
>>2456212I'm sorry but I can't enjoy the game with this little plats, I have tried to listen to your tips and I know you are right, but I need more playinum jpegs to actually enjoy myself. Everyonr in my club is stronger than me I feel like an outcast everywhere in this community
>>2456211You can't put it back in the box once open, and it was opened long ago
>>2456223>having a platmust be nice
>>2456225I wonder if Shiraoki would accept hugs from me...
MANT being "the great equalizer" and "the easiest time to get a plat" were the two biggest gaslights
IT'S HERE! in jp
>>2456223but people 3rdrate post a lot, actually. me included>>2456233for me its the "mant is the best time to save" gaslight
>>2456223are you actually set up for success? how are your parents and your cards looking?if youre not playing every day i wouldnt really expect anyone to win plats
>>24562321-3 maybe4 certain death5-6 no7 you're forced to marry her8-0 yes
>>2456112It was it's just 98% of generals are shit and/or degrade heavily overtime and somehow this one doesn't.When people go overboard on club and trainer dick sucking, peeps shut it down.When someone tries to /e/ dump, people shut it down.The threads keep a good handle on talking about the game, partly because of pvp, and a good stream of content. Many generals rot because eventually you run out of shit to talk about.It's somehow a good mix of fun allowed yet not full on slaneeshi degeneracy.It probably helps that there's a ton of boomers here that have seen some shit so they know when things are okay, when things aren't, and when someone seems to be going down the path of degeneracy or just trolling.
>>2456233My only plats are MANT plats so I agree with that
I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGEAND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINEGOTTA GOTTA GRIND SPARKS BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
>>2456239>forced toYou act like I'd have to be forced for it.At least I get to hug 'em.
I still enjoy playing Umamusume everyday without needing to kill my Mackween
>>2456241As a collective we are a bit hardened and we got a lot of hardasses here so the community doesn't really degrade, plus. We got the huge benefit of a shared identity interested in preserving what makes the thread good and a lot of the thread relations are based on mentorship and nurturing others, it's really just a storm of good circumstances.
>>2456238They are both fine, nothing perfect but I shouldn't be losing this much
>>2456249After using my borrows and grinding 900k fans per run, I do a Mackween sacrifice to please the gods
>>2456249I've only killed McQueen on purpose once to have one in my back pocket if anyone does a McQueen suicide only race.
>>2456241>slaneeshi degeneracyWhich umas are champions of which chaos gods?
>>2456264Tachyon easily.
>>2456249I don't enjoy this game anymore and I force myself to play just so I can win plat
>>2456260Hey man, mile CMs are fun as fuck. I promise you next one will be easy to build for. This CM was spiritually longslop. I'm smurfing in open league this one
>>2456249I used to do 5 runs a day in Ura and Aoharu but MANT has been steadily draining my energy going from 1 run a day to killing McQueen every other day just to save my sanity.
>>2456272Im here too, but to me the craziest part is that I STILL like the gameplay of MANT the most, it just takes very long so it's exhausting
>>2456215OUR HEROES
What's a good deck for Gemini Flower? I assume probably a standard 2sp/1pow/3wit?
>>2456278Flower looks perfect for gutsmaxx with her growths
>>2456264Agnes Digital and Mejiro Dober keep making saucy Uma x Torena doujinshi full of heretical, slaaneshi ideas. Exterminatus correction is needed.
>>24562782 speed 1 power 3 wit is yeppers, wouldn't gutsmaxx.
>>2456281I was thinking about that too. But is it worth gutsmaxxing if I only have a 3LB Ayabe? I could always borrow a fourth, but of course it kinda stings using my borrow for that.
>>2456286You're missing out on the power bonus
>>2456271I would love to think that you are right, but I've come to expect nothing but failure no matter what I do after this many times
>>2456286Got any gold crystals?
>>2456286how are your uncap crystals looking?
>>2456286You shouldn't need Ayabe at all when the growths are that good. I see people borrow the new Bamboo Memory and using her gold skill, might be worth looking into.
>>2456233these aren't wrong statements, you just have to be willing to sell your soul and metafaglast CM the strongest strategy was Xoguri + 2 debuffers, this CM the most consistent strategy is Goldship + 2 debuffers, next CM you can highroll a guts build and beat UG fronts (we've already seen this happen), the one after that is Xoguri + 2 part 2most of them are as hollow of a plat as you get but still a plat
>>2456293>>2456294Not looking good>>2456296Well that's at least a bit reassuring. Still not completely sure I'll lean into gutsmaxxing, but to be honest I'm not sure how I'm going to hit decent guts stats if I don't.
>>2456302is solo ace gold ship really the tech this cm?i havent been joining any rooms because i am SERIOUSLY behind schedule but that sounds weird to me
>>2456308Who would win in a fight Princess or Gentile
>>2456272im exactly the opposite, in URA and Unity you had to run exclusive parent runs were and they were a pain in the ass, now every ace run is a potential parent useful for the next 6 months so im doing a lot more careers
>>2456308
>2 turns leftLiteral Cock and Ball torture
>>2456310My Princess, obviously.
>another /v/ thread about to be archivedMan, it's really sad how dead that place is.
>>2456321I saw it but I don't want another vacation for daring to post about videogames on the ecelebs & twitter screencaps board.
>>2456307i haven't seen anyone running it in rooms here but it is a solid strat that can be built with relatively low effort
>>2456323the blanket bans are over you won't even get warned unless you are the baker
>>245632417% win rate seems pretty low unless i'm not reading that right
>>2456326Most people aren't running her with double debuffers, nor are they even building her particularly well since she's the meta f2p option and a lot of f2p are dumb, like whales, but don't even have the raw stat advantage to carry it
Can a friendly soul please repost that Mejiro Palmer/Helios drawGod comic? I failed to save it in time and now my files are corrupted
>>245632617% is the adjusted winrate relative to the population, the white number above each individual goldship is the Ace winrate and the gray number is the team winrate
>mile CM pub>both opponents run full front teams>one of them a @vf fag>both have sacrificial oonige>might be fugged with my pace late team>groove barely overtakes into 5th on the final corner>pops ult and all her accels>6L winMilekino!
>>2456321Didn't we take a not insignificant amount of traffic out of /v/ with us?
Is Plancha not useful on paces next cm? I'm only seeing it recommended for fronts. Is it just assumed that there will be too many fronts for paces to properly proc it?
>>2456346I lost my sprint CM by a neck to a janny Groove. I will NEVER underestimate the moderation team again
>>2456348Yes
>>2456348>activates in 1 or 2>when triple front will be common
>>2456348Mummy Creeks ult seems more reliable for pace. There are many front teams around. I wouldn't completely rule out "toward the back" (updrafters or pump) skills for pace if you have fast learner skill SP to spare.
>>2456366>Pump on PacersThe Ryan mines will never run dry
>>2456333Please
>>2456380Shit, my bad, I meant PLEASE -> >>2456338
>>2456317The last time I used Team Sirius was because of thisHonestly if Team Sirius' event doesn't start first year it's an auto glue, it's terrible
Alright time for some last minute CM runs, which I haven't done at all. Gonna just reuse my doms from last CM so I only have to build one uma. Do use my 5 borrows today on trying to get Maru parent or do I try my luck in the Ryan mines?
>built my Taurus aces ages ago>already phoned it in for Gemini with some oshi picks>gonna reuse Aries/Taurus umas for CancerWork smarter, not harder /v/ma! Now all I'll need to do for the rest of MANT is make some new TT sprinters to toss at Leo and then I can flatline to my heart's content.
>>2456387>Taurus aces ages agoFuck you FUCK YOU, HOW? THIS WAS THE HARDEST CM PREP OF ALL TIME, THEY EVEN MADE RUN SEEDS WORSE BECAUSE OF GOLSHI MODE
>>2456382https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11332553?q=daitaku_helios_%28umamusume%29+mejiro_palmer_%28umamusume%29+
>>2456382https://files.catbox.moe/60ujc9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2bn35r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/a7pmjs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gohj9x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iqb6jh.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hdrmel.png
>>2456395I missed one, and the order is all wrong. Sorry about that...https://files.catbox.moe/60ujc9.png
>>2456395oh shit there's more
>>2456395Sex with this uma...
I am willing to earn more fans if danchou buys me a second monitor and sets it up for me.
>>2456397Oh, it's just the script thingy eating one of the links. Nevermind then.I wuv our drawGODS
>>2456392Shit he has his own booru tag? Impressive>>2456395THANK YOU SO MUCH guys
I will not consider Palmer for she is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this, a golfer
>>2456395>>2456397Just realised the innuendo of the second "totes banging".
>>2456410Golf is the only sport where I see obese people win and be amazing at it
>>2456395For some reason catbox now loads as slow as a jpeg in 2003
>race fatigue>lose arima kinen with no alarm clocks left>great high roll, just need one rainbow or at least SOMEBODY, ANYBODY to show up in speed training to cap speed>nope>nope>nopers!Fucking shit, what a mess of a run. Just 50 short of speed cap, medium S, Turf S. I'll have to settle with this for now
>>2456411HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT, it means 2 different things. And I thought I was dense not recognizing the hickeys she got from Torena
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 72981(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72981
I'm not gonna fall for cheap Palmerganda
>>2456387>>2456391Not him but I'm just reusing my Aries aces since they were gutsmaxxed and should managed the extra distanceI've low rolled every day every career trying to build a Fantasy Pasa I'm just too burnt out to care
Starting to realize a lot of toreinas are denser than osmium
>>2456421>HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT, it means 2 different thingsWait, what does it mean?
>>2456391Just some good luck with strong ace careers early into the process and having a good enough Dober parent to bring up the mile affinity on two of my aces to a tolerable level. I also just recognized that I probably would be better off prepping for the next CM (and next scenario really) now than try to slave away at making the perfect ace. I could try to highroll my aces a bit more since there's some clear areas for improvement but I value my own sanity and enjoyment of uma over burning myself out trying to get there.
>>2456448If you're only starting to realize that then you're just as dense as the rest of them. Pointless submission
>>2456448Why do you think I can't get a gf
>>2456461Because you're gay?
>>2456465Actually I'm super straight, I love women so much it's unreal
>>2456467But women suck dick and sucking dick is gay...
>>2456461You don't go outside and thus never really made an attempt out of fear?
>>2456461Because umamusume aren't actually real and your standards are high enough to not settle for 3DPD?
>>2456325>unless you are the bakerstill bullshit
>>2456472I do go outside, a lot, I just can't flirt. But I digress I do not wish to derail this thread with this kind of talk
Triple pace or 2x Pace 1x End for Gemini?And before you say to use your fave, I am, just trying to figure out how.
>>2456461Ur ugleh
>>2456453Anon....is this a joke?
>>24564802 pace 1 endends seem to be strong next CM too
>mutating a mile uma to sprints to fill a slot in TT>she gets mile SMy mile team is complete anyways, haha...
>>24564531. totes banging=amazing2. totes banging=they are clearly banging (=i.e. fucking)
>>24564802x pace 1x endthats what i wanted to do, but i cant manage
>>2456480fronts and ends are the strongestlates are the weakestpaces are in betweenI don't know your favorites, so whichever has the easier sparks to mutate I guess.
Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?
>>2456453This has to be ESL right? Like a normal English person can't possibly miss this sort of thing right
Turbo why
>>2456503What if im severely autistic and don't know how proper human interaction is like a good 70% of the time
>>2456501Could be worse, could be Bright asking for your FUTURE as a Christmas gift
>>2456505This is actually not that bad compared to Ines fujin coming to steal 10 energy and giving you shit stats you dont need
>>2456505+20 stat demands sacrifice
>>2456496Yes. I got that. Somehow I thought he had realized a lost esoteric third meaning despite just saying it meant two different things. To throw us off, you know... haha... yeah...
>>2456500>paces are in betweenActually, lates are betweeners.
Holy shit just use the images so we can bake new bread
>>2456518There are still almost 50 images left and the thread is fine why the fuck would you want another one? are you a general addict?
>>2456518Have this Machan.
>>2456525It's laggy at 1000+ posts, faggot
Going through the parent grind is going to make me throw up
>>2456518Don't wanna.
>>2456518If there's images left then why do you need a new thread retard
>>2456527Works on my machine lel
>>2456518Like this?https://litter.catbox.moe/n4lr7ww9qt0zs0e1.jpg
>>2456527What kind of potato are you using? Literally have zero issues
>>2456526>over a thousand posts ITT have Machan picsOverwhelming Machan Cultural victory
>>2456501Guys what THE FUCK did she mean by this?
>>2456528I would settle for that Turf3* with Head-On1* desu. Danchou can farm his fans alone.
During the TS Climax, you CAN use hammers on the non-race turns for some reason, even though you can't race at all, meaning you can accidentally use it too early and lose the hammer.But you can't use any training items on the actual race turns because the only thing you can do is race.??????????????????
>>2456518I haven't made a post that needed images though, so I'll give you one. A reminder that JOBka is a shitty comedy jobber.>Staked Races: Daiwa 12 Vodka 26>1st place: Daiwa 8 Vodka 10>2nd place: Daiwa 4 Vodka 5>3rd place: Daiwa 0 Vodka 3>Unranked: Daiwa 0 Vodka 8Daiwa's proven more consistent AND dominant never placing below second>G1 Wins: Daiwa 4 Vodka 7Vodka entered a bunch of mickey mouse G1s, and people us that to hype her up. Context matters quality over quantity>Win %: Daiwa 66.67% Vodka 38.46%>Placement %: Daiwa 100% Vodka 69.23%>Avg Finish: Daiwa 1.33 Vodka 3.15>"Top tier" Race victories: Daiwa 3 (Oka sho, Shuka Sho, Arima kinen) Vodka 3 (Japanese derby, Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup)The numbers don't lie
>>2456527You don't have to sign your post like that
>>2456541Yeah but I have so much time before the next CM that I feel like I could get something better.
>>2456518Let's see what's on my gallery Hmm...
>>2456501What did palmer mean by this?
>>2456543Really? On her birthday of all days?
>Vodka this>Daiwa thatWhat about MY oshi? Aren't you forgetting someone???
It's just one of those mahjong days
>>2456527THIS NIGGA IS A PHONEPOSTER LOOOOOOOLLLLL
>>2456551She's giving you wuy you stickers to increase morale of course.
>>2456556It doesn't lag on my phone it's the complete opposite
>>2456554Cao cao is your oshi?
>>2456539I really feel bad for innocent toreinas that just want to do their job and they need to deal with the thirstmonsters that are some umas"Being dense" is probably part of their job description
>>2456554We all love Aster Martini around here.
>+44 wit training>can't take it because mileletI hate this so much.
>>2456198>Wuv QuotasIt's so in your face they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>2456551I don't get it
You have to admit some umas tend to be very cryptic
>>2456554I'm literally working on parents for her as we speak.
>>2456571Is this a traditional German folk dance than I'm unaware of?
>>2456568I don't send wuv yous anymore... not since the incident.
>>2456543>7 G1 wins, Scarlet only had 4>Constantly raced against stallions, which are by and large superior to mares, and won in five graded races, for reference Daiwa Scarlet won only ONCE in these and thus kept herself to the mickey mouse races with other mares>Unlike Cowa Scarlet, she was constantly racing and didn't get sick all the time due to shitty immune system from her potential horse of a dad>Was first mare in 60+ YEARS to win Derby, a historical achievement that overshadows anything Jobwa Joblet ever did>Died in a cool and interesting way while Daiwa will just lie down and die of old age like an absolute nobody>So cool that she entered JRA Hall of Fame and has her own statue in front of Tokyo Racecourse>Was so awesome even other horses became enamored with her, famously with Red Desire getting so upset about her leaving that stable had to leave her photo on the door so she calmed down >Career is also much more interesting not to mention she is much cuter than the Cow and her interactions center around underappreciated genre of tomboy humiliation rather than Scarlets generic tsundere routine>Makes weird noises that are instantly memorable>Can ride a bike in the future and promises to take Torenah-san for a ride when she gets the license>Bonus point irl Daiwa Scarlet is so retarded that the reason she runs as a front is because she is literally too stupid to do anything else
Aieeee Ribbon-sama I'm sorry please have mercy
>>2456576Even for Danchou, that was way out of line.
>>2456571Yeah, like what the fuck could Maya mean by this?
>>2456577Who's still kicking?
>>2456562Do we even know what happens if a married torena gets assigned to one of these thirsty home-wreckers?
>>2456543this kills the daiwakek
>>2456582The one who is just known as being Vodkas rival and nothing else
>>2456582gimlet
>>2456583That exact scenatrio is how she happened
>>2456583Depends which Uma, Flash would kidnap them and keep them in her parents bakery's basement. Almond Eye would probably just rape them.
>>2456577Extra bit on that bonus point, Scarlet becomes notably dumber in future events and stories to reflect this.
>>2456576>>2456579qrd?
>>2456597Danchou raped and killed a hooker behind an Arby's.
>>2456577>Was first mare in 60+ YEARS to win DerbyThis isn't an argument btw first mare to win the arima kinen in 40 years, daiwa could've won the derby if she wanted to.
>>2456593>>2456595How would your loyal human wife react upon hearing this?
PEARL I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP RAPING MY UMAS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WINNING SO MUCH!!!
>>2456607Lets be real, if you become a trainer, you aren't marrying human women
>>2456539I wasn't expecting to see that scene brought up in erauma while training Fuku of all people.
>>2456608>steals your junior year race>strikes a magnificent pose>leavesI am no longer considering Seeking the Pearl.
>>2456591Is she ok?
>>2456604Any one horse can enter Arima Kinen, its not special, now entering the Derby as a mare? Now that's unheard of
>>2456607I don't think Riko is physically strong enough to save me sadly.
>>2456611How's Fuji in this game? I've never played it or know anything about it
>>2456613Last I heard she is doing fine but her owner or stable, don't really remember, don't allow many visits at all so we don't get constant updates on her, still, if she was facing difficulties we would've likely been informed
>>2456599A. She was a whale.B. She RUSHED me.
>>2456599Ameribros, since you are awake now, I gotta ask, what the fuck is Arby's? Everything I've seen of them looks gross as fuck and they get constantly memed on, what's their deal? Do they even have business?
https://litter.catbox.moe/d9a2l1zvah7kgssr.pngaverage parent run
>>2456621>costing me my MP&BI would've done the same teebeeaich
>>2456623I'm an Amerigolem but I've never eaten Arby's. Looks gross to me. I generally don't eat fastgoyslop. It's a place that sells roast beef sandwiches or something
>>2456621IT WAS A HORSE
>>2456623It's just a fast food place that does roast beef sandwiches and curly fries. Niche, not particularly high quality, and not cheap enough to justify it.
>>2456618She's one of the characters that doesn't have any unique scenes unfortunately. They did change her last goal so that she has to win the senior Arima Kinen though, which is a weird change
>>2456630>>Jesus Christ...You did it, you glued that fuckin' horse alive. >NO. I. DID. NOT! BUT SO WHAT??>>so WHAT??>IT WAS A FUCKIN' HORSEGIRL! 30 GRAND A SPARK. MY waifu is in the fuckin' INFIRMARY! >I don't hear you complaining when I bring you a big fat fan count. You don't give a shit which run that comes from.>...Don't give me that look. It was a fuckin' horse! What are you, a fucking /vg/tarian now? You hoard TP refills by the fuckin' carload!
>>2456633>/vg/tarian
>>2456633Nicely done, better than the version I was typing
>>2456628>>2456631Damn what the fuck, they look like they serve chewed intestines, most opinions seem to be like yours, I don't get how they are so big in your country then
On one chilly inspirational evening during senior year, a poor trainer was raped by his trainee at the three goddesses fountain.
>>2456639#metoo
>>2456623Fast food for sandwiches infamous for their beef most likely being mystery meat than actual beef.I actually have a decent opinion of them because there was one next to the card shop I played magic at a while back. Their actual good menu items are their sides, if a round ended quick enough I could get some combination of fries, chicken strips, or mozzarella sticks for dinner. The mozz sticks often meant a free milkshake too since if you ordered to go and it took more than 10+ minutes, they'd give you a complimentary shake, and they almost never had mozz sticks on hand and had to make them fresh. That policy is likely long since over.
>>2456639>Playing so-called schizo Ayabe's career>she's literally the only one that is cognizant of what's happening>"Is this the goddesses?">afterwards prays to the goddesses in gratitude
Sopranos posting is the lowest form of conversation
>>2456648Ay paulie, ice dis jerk
>>2456642Sounds comfy as fuck bro
>>2456648I wanted Yaeno Muteki, I compromised.I got spooked by Bamboo Memory instead.
>>2456648This, but unironically
>>2456653
>>2456632>doesn't have any unique scenesDamn what a fucking shame man :( she almost never gets any content no matter where it is
>>2456623They're (unfortunately) /ourchain/
>>2456662The FATACE
>>2456662is that a peaking nipple
>>2456662This makes me wanna eat at Arby's, it can't be that bad right?
>>2456651Yeah, I miss it quite a bit. The shop was a nice balance of casual and competitive, the one on the other side of town had much better prize support so the grinders went there and we were able to play tier 2-3 decks without being fodder.But it's gone now and magic isn't playable for me anymore either.
>>2456662Damn they are cool, now I feel bad for shittalking them, though that sandwich does look awful
I wanted to kan that 8s.
ayy i had to go for that one, no choice in my mindnice comeback, gg jongers
>>2456665>it can't be that bad right?
>>2456428The double ron...
>>2456674What the FUCK
>>2456667Honestly sounds like /v/ma has become your new shop experience similar to that one, what are the chances
>>2456662fucking hell spe is really hot
>>2456637It's just one of many national fast-food chains in the US owned by a larger franchise company and operates in mostly the same ways as a chain like McDonalds does. As long as the larger franchise company can keep generating revenue from franchisees that operate the restaurants and pay rent for the building/land, Arby's (and any other subsidiary brands owned) will stay around. This particular franchise company is also pretty proactive at advertising its brands.I'm a sucker for their curly fries, even if they are pure slop.
>>2456674Looks like currrens folds
>>2456674FAT
>>2456428GG jongies
Finally a good training outside of race turns.No I don't have charms or energy items, why do you ask?I also got a mood down right before this but that's so obvious I don't even really need to say it.
>>2456674NTA, Looks great, but id need my head to be three times as high to mite into that properly. One reason why i dont like hamburgers much is because my mouth is too small to eat them normally
>>2456684you wrote falcon wrong bro
>>2456674That's a lot of meat. Looks yummy
>>2456674That's the one they use for promotion, that's as best as it's going to look. I can't even imagine what that thing ACTUALLY looks like
>>2456674Theres no way people find this appetizing
>>2456665I've only had it a couple times but it was alright. Definitely overpriced though
>/v/ma - Arby's
>>2456674Imagining the soggyness of the bread with all the meat juice and sauce makes me SICK
I missed /ck/ma desu
>Thread goes off-topic>le thread... - off-topic..! Gothic... Atmosphere... Kino.
>Arby's is so shit they pay shills to advertise on /v/maUmazing!
>>2456674Average Taiki Shuttle BBQ burger
Uma is KFC aligned at the end of the day.
>>2456674
>>2456679I love /v/ma and glad there's this community but there's something to be said about the IRL aspect too, and something to look forward to after a week of community college.
>>2456674Dude what are even all those meats??????
>>2456674Would "suicide by Arby's induced heart attack" be possible? This looks like itd give me heart palpitations
>>2456674Our queen has gone too far...
>>2456665It is in fact that bad.
Arbys has this sandwich on their secret menu thats a fired chicken patty, ham, chicken, bacon, swiss, lettuce and tomato. Last time I ordered it the kid behind was so excited he showed all the other people there how to make it.
>>2456707bacon, brisket, angus steak, corned beef, roast beef, ham, turkey, and chicken tenders, plus swiss and cheddar cheese.
I can't help but laugh at how a fucking Arby's sandwich is one of the most replied posts ITT, truly, the second best place to discuss anything
>>2456713HAND IT OVER NOW
>>2456714Dude that shit is fucking horrifying
>>2456713Oh my god that looks awful>corned beef, roast beefWhat's the difference
>>2456674No joke one of the most disgusting things ive ever seen, what type of person eat this? (Other than our fuarking monarch oguri)
>>2456714It's fucking disgusting and people have nothing to talk about, pushing for the image limit because some cuck has potato instead of a PC
>>2456714It's shocking how many non-americans are seeing our culture for the first time
>>2456721>Spe>actually cute>should be lewded more>oguri>so retarded she doesn't even have a personality>impossible to even have lewd thoughts about her
>>2456713Can't have the meat sweats without half a gallon of the sweetest lemonade you'll ever taste. Scientifically formulated to give you just enough energy to drive home and die on the couch.
>>2456665A lot of fast food has not only gotten more expensive but also cheaped out on ingredients, and you likely have retarded demoralized people making your sandwich so could vary greatly depending on location. Apparently Arby's has expanded their menu to include more exotic items like gyros, at the cost of their classic roast beef sandwich becoming flavorless and as another anon aptly put, mystery meat.
>>2456724The lack of culture is also a culture, I guess!
>>2456674>>2456713Is this what Taiki was actually feeding us during her reigns? Oh my God I hate her even more now
Do I need to add the Arby's sandwich to the list with Taki's unholy desserts once the puppets show up?
Arby's sounds like a fantastic idea!!!!! Every club will be mandated to have a local Arby's facility.
>>2456725>Guards, take away his food
>>2456713Oguri eats this shit??????
>>2456722There is nobody I know who would ever order that. The best I can picture is someone getting it for the lolz before eating a few bites and tossing the rest.The midwest might be different though those people will eat literally anything.
>AAAHRBY'S?!
>>2456735kek
>>2456720Corned beef is boiled salt cured beef
>>2456735MY FUCKING SIDES
>hishiama finally decides to win races>cb doesn't finish her events>cb and fine refuse to do wit training>no medium skill me pete
>>2456735FUCK
>>2456727>more exotic items like gyrosIs it actually meat fresh from a spit roast though? Otherwise you could call it gyros-like at best.
>>2456740it's not that funny
>>2456735
>>2456720big thing is that they have different textures and flavors associated with it>corned beefcured in a bath of salt, herbs, spices for preservation purposes>roast beefroasted beef, can be served as a cold cut or warm after being roasted
Neigha no fucking way anyone is sitting down and going like "yo you wanna go to arbys"
>>2456746*it's not funny
>>2456746Fuck off Air Groove go water the plants
Imagine the shits
>>2456749Y...yeah...haha...
So I've had this real theater kid of a trainee for a few years, right? Well the other day she gave me a ring and said she needed a partner. Even called it proof of engagement or something like that, I thinkGood kid. Really takes the platonic bond between trainer and trainee seriously.
>1,030 calories.>1-pound sandwich>51 grams of fat>58 grams of carbs>3,640 mg of sodium>87 grams of protein
>>2456749I have never once gone to Arby's. None of my friends have suggested it either.It's one of those restaurants that I have no idea how it stays in business.
>>2456758Do americans REALLY?
>>2456758>3,640 mg of sodiumKingHalo.png
I swear to god the sandwich is actually pretty good
>>2456757Kids these days call it "engagement baiting". It's all the rage on social media.
>>2456749I haven't even seen an Arbys in years but it's just your average guilty "please" fast food place really
>>>2456674>americans unironically eat cattle feed slop
nothing wrong with an Arby's beef and cheddar
been playing Rain World recently thanks to an anon's recommendation from a thread a few weeks ago, I love you anon this game fucks
>>2456766I thought that was supposed to be White Castle, but I only know them from that movie with NPH
>>2456764Oguri my queen.....
>Yank hours>Entire thread is talking about burgers
What's the name of that monstrosity there's an Arby's 20 minutes away from me.
>Americans see that abomination and think "yummy"Oguri is American
>>2456739>>2456748Actually sounds really good, wish I could go to the States to try some authentic BBQ meats
>>2456773Thanks bwo, keep me updated
It's just too much deli meat on top of chicken fingers.
>>2456773It's a secret menu item called The Meat Mountain. The staff might not make it for you unless you sign a waver.
>>2456781I am laughing way too fucking hard at this thread what the fuck
>>2456781>American food is sloppy you need to sign a waiver for it
>>2456781This is a shitpost, right?
I will bake in 10 minutes, make peace with the end of this thread.
>First proper hybrid talk on /vm/ is about fucking Arby's
>>2456778Ameriland does get a lot of deserved flack like the arby's abomination, but by and large when people actually apply themselves you can get a lot of very good food here. Unless you're stuck in the boonies where all you have is a walmart for groceries and some chain restaurants, then you better hope grandma can cook or you're boned.
>>2456787Mate give us some more time, this is fucking hilarious
Umarican neighas really be eating at the fuckin chum bucket
Baking as we speak
Posting this classic since it's relevant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPzb-d9RFFA
>dude asks for advice for running>uhm that's kind off topic bro>Arby's100 postsnoticing
Why did my Ethan Ralph joke derail the thread so hard.
>Toreina-San! I got your some really famous foreign food!>Its fucking Arby'sWhat do you do in this situation?
>>2456786There are some places that makes you sign a waiver for certain food but I don't think that's one of them. It's always for shit like hell death spicy food.
>>2456789I'll make sure to ask where and what to get if /v/ma is still around by the time I go there, one trip won't be enough though
>>2456799I would break our contract wtf
>>2456708It's possible but your health needs to already be in the dumps for it to happen.There's a pretty infamous documentary about this kind of thing called "Super Size Me" made a couple decades ago where it follows a guy who only ate McDonalds for a month (and when requested to upgrade to the largest combo version of whatever he ordered he accepted the upgrade) that showcases of how bad this slop can mess your body if you aren't taking additional measures like exercise to combat it.It doesn't help that he was also a raging alcoholic at the time which made the health issues even worse.
>>2456793kek
Would you eat the Arby's meat mountain in exchange for 1 day with your umawife?
>>2456809Shit man if that's the case, I'll subsist off Arby's
>>2456797feeder and architect game
The most hilarious part is that this is not the first time burgertalk has completely derailed the thread.
Fun fact, Arby's food items have a rare chance of spawning In MANT. They give 1200 guts at the exchange of permanent mood down and slow metabolism
I don't know what the fuck is an Arby's (I know it's a fast food restaurant it simply does not exist in my shithole) but I've been trying to cook and eat healthy lately and that sandwich seems like an abomination
>>2456809I don't think I could finish it but I would really fucking try to.
>>2456820What's the downside?
>>2456807That documentary has it's flaws and I wouldn't exactly call it good scientific research but god the amount of people who flocked to mcdonald's defense on their behalf was wild.
>>2456821American abomination
Aren't you all glad to not be Americans?
>>2456831t. Grass Wonder
EVERY SINGLE TRAINING WITH NON-ZERO FAILURE RATE IS FAILING TODAYSEND HELPSEND HELP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>2456831I won't lie, the biggest burger I ever ate was in Japan.
Oguri ate the bread...
>>2456838You should see what they're making in China. Instead of building up they're making them wide.
Ah fuck, are we doing an OP race again?I can't host for another hour.
>>2456849Today is fatwa's birthday so scarlet OP
>>2456831Most of the time, but I love of learning about different cultures, so I know I would have a great time if I ever visited the states for a bit, they sound like genuine cool people. I just love learning about countries and talking with locals. Europe keeps shitting itself so that pride of mine goes down even more every year
>>2456837You post got blessed by Shiraoki-sama herself, try again
>>2456851>Daiwa OPAbsolutely not, that thing can only bring trouble, yes, even here
>>2456856It will be okay, trust the plan.
>>2456849>>2456851I too want Scarlet's big fat Daiwas in the OPThe only reason I'm playing this kusoge in the first place was because those things enthralled me and I wanted to know more. It's been like 10 months.
>>2456860I got it, i got a cute daiwa pic
Daiwa deserves mkre love
>>2456856>You can't have this girl in the OP because boobs are too big and it makes me feel weird waaaahThis is flatty tyranny
My milelet jobbed the Fuyo Stakes three times today...
>>2456857Please don't, believe me>>2456860Also don't put coomershit in the OP it will only make things worse. There is a reason we never did Daiwa or Golshi OPs, this is no different
stop trying to hall monitor the OPs fag
>>2456852>Europe keeps shitting itself so that pride of mine goes down even more every yearDon't worry champ it's the same here too, I'm even losing joy from seeing the >Me when a european voices one of their stupid european opinions Meme.
Are cyjews going to give us reparations for the bug that makes rest only recover 30 energy?
>>2456872My milelet jobbed her debut race twice today...
60 seconds, cute daiwa op incoming
>>2456877What do we need to make /v/ma a sovereign nation? I'd move in with you guys in a heartbeat
Goodbye Arby's thread
>>2456873No tasteless coomershit is fine but banning girls is unfair as fuck to all the people that like them. You can have tasteful sexy pics too. In fact we have many of those already. Just because her assets are huge shouldn't be a reason for banning those.
>>2456893Here, should be no complaints.
If >we ban Daiwa, when we should ban Taiki too
>>2456846This is the way
Now that its the end of the thread, I will just like to reiterate that Arby's is overhated, it's still one of the better deals in fast food, and hating on it is literally redd*t mentality
