>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbThese nightmarish whales can be felled! They can be beaten! Seize this momentum! Push your uma musume to the task’s end!
ALL CLUBS REPORT IN.
what happened to the fire within you?
Cosplay event at Santa Anita this Saturday in Los Angeles. Races still going on too.https://www.santaanita.com/event/entertainment/cosplay-trackside-at-santa-anita-park/
My palms are so sweaty vros
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?YOU'RE IN THE DAHBY BABYYOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEE!
YPRS
>Maru hits literally everything i need>Somehow, my speed cards disappeared in this runthis game hates me. i'm not gonna make it.
I'm still drunk
>>2463347/hug/ ready to die my friend.
Best of luck sailors
>>2463347/v/ma reporting for duty
>>2463353Lol
>>2463347/herse/ ready to job, sir
Oh boy, its time now.
>>2463347Horse MD standing by, for the bloodiest CM of all time.
>>2463348I couldn't keep up with the first-rates
>>2463347STARASTERSTAR, ready to die!
>>2463347/v/agabros ready to smoothly sail to group B finals
Raw vegetables are healthy and tasty!
>>2463368Yet you still run
>>2463347/vm/apyoi ready for bronze
>>2463347Not looking good for /vm/apyoi....
>>2463348It's still there.My next step is to overcome the UG wall.
>>2463347Der/v/ ready to rig it.
>>2463348I'm saving all my energy for Gemini mutations.
Im so fucking scared
Get ready to sail
God have mercy on your wretched souls.
>>2463347
>>2463347put me in a /herse/ cuz imma bout to die
Lets dance
>>2463393
GO NOW!!!!!! GOOD LUCK BROS.
Good luck boys, going in.
D-Did I beat the game if I avoid whale hours?
Stop. I forbid you from participating in this CM.Save the whales.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>2463406Its fucking time better see you hit your blubber quota
Here goes nothing, good luck everyone.
POST YOUR HUNTING OSThttps://youtu.be/yQ2LGEqyvdk
I still don't have a full team
>rushed>rushed>rushedaieeeeeeeeee
>5 minutes in>no resultsIt's not like it used to be anymore...
DO NOT GO IN SAVE YOURSELF
NANO
>>2463413I AM FIGHTING FOR MY DAMN LIFE
last thread archived already?
My team? a memeteam, the compulsive gambler team, which took 84000 Carats to assemble
>>2463348Doused by MANT
>>2463411Same, only one of my girls has Medium S still. All the runs that hit it (very few) were disasters.
yep yeplooking good!
tachyon is doing way better than i thought and beating Xogs. i love my wife.
>bad mood in in at least 2 umas for 5 racesITS OVER ITS B FINALS FOR ME
Its fuckin grim out there holy, MUCH stronger than ever
Not a whale but I'll take it.
It feels nice knowing I'm not going to reach group A with my shitters, removes all the pressure to perform.
>>2463422I have nothing good yet, but I can at least bring a theme team.
Make sure to send a wuv you to your opponent after you win!
>>2463440asterbros are always cool
>>2463441They don't see those.
Nice picture, retard
CAN I GET A SINGLE RACE WITH A GOOD OR BETTER MOOD PLEASE?
>1/4>2nd 3 timesCool man!
Semen retained, now I can relax a bit
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS I WANT TO STAY IN GROUP B
>first match is against a whale using cheese runaway bullshit I hate this game. I really, really do.
Got to the group A with this lovely retard.
>>2463437tell you what, being on the exact opposite part of the spectrum, i feel the same way! knowing that ill fall short in the end makes me feel more at peace with the whole process.Its the people in the middle that actually can get into A but struggle to, who have it the hardest. my heart goes out to all the 2nd rates out there
Jesus christ this day 1 is tough! I got in to A without much trouble but its not a joke like last time, LOTS of UG
>>2463410>when dober inherit hitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4YdAcszobQ
>>2463457DIGIGOAT
>>2463447Love this little freak
>>2463454Aight I lost, we're still good.
>>2463454Here mate.
>>2463447
I LOVE FRONT RUNNERS SO FUCKING MUCH BROS
>>2463424What are you going to do?
>>2463467LMAO
>>2463465If shiraoki-sama brings me to group A then that's the fate that's been chosen for me. None of that retire pussy shit is allowed in this house.
Is it safe to dive in? I always wait 15 minutes before
>>2463473Shiraoki a shit, my fate is in my hands
>>2463456nevermind they were no match for her princess power
>>2463474My first round was against two complete shitters
ITS TEIOVER
>>2463475
SHE GOT A WIN BROSI'M SO PROUD OF HER
Maybe its cuz im running intro 6+ fronts but I domt feel like my suzuka rabbit is doing too much.
>>2463481H O W A OWA
>>2463476Who the hell is Sebastian?
>>2463483might be helping the other fronts
>>2463474probably. feels like there's a lot of jobbers and most people are just playing favorites
Man this game is dogshit. Dominator meta slaves in every race.
>>2463485mr fors
>>2463485Her dog is think
>>2463481Astergod...
>>2463488The good thing of everyone being viable
>>2463485Either she got a dog or she is talking about me. I'm actually unsure which.
Captain, I fear I will not survive round 2.
>>2463487It does, Runaways turn the lobby into a front fight because they have a huge lead over the rest, but you still need to have the strongest front.
>>2463454NOT AGAIN
>>2463459UG? More like ur gay. That said, I swear every single UG I see is a front.
HOW IN THE FUCK I KEEP GETTING SECOND TO MED A UMAS JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SHITTON OF MID RACE SKILLS
any vodkavros?
>>2463485She cucks her trainer with Sebastian in her career.
>>2463487It does yeah, my fronts usually win the front battle but I expected the margins of winning to be way larger for sacrificing a whole ace
PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING IT EASY, WHY IS THE COMPETITION SO MUCH MORE FIERCE?
>>2463500Vodka LOST
>>2463470Same thing I do every CM, improve my favorite. She's the one with Medium S, but she's also an off-meta Pace who only has Red Shift as an accel.
>>2463503Open league was upgraded to A+Some have chosen the path of less resistance...
>only 1 victory or death in club chatfucking grim
>>2463503My shitter team I shat out in 3 days currently has a 40% WR
>wife beats a xlopguri first raceits a plat angle i'm feeling it.
Kill me.
oh brother
>another random sirius event>she assaults me>im... i think ill have to pull...
>>2463494Maybe its...huh? Oh its a dog, don't remember her mentioning him, like ever>>2463501You cannot fool me, anon, I played her career many times!
>>2463500Vodkabros all committed seppuku after being raped and pillaged during Virgo.
>its another 4-1 x 4 episodeI fucking HATE not being able to flex a 5-0
Thaaar she blows cap'n.I got 1st, 2nd, and 9th
>>2463501Kill yourself.>>2463517I guess I misunderstood I thought Sebastian was a dog sidekick from Princess Fighter not her actual dog.
>>2463512I need more Um breast expansion
Digitan is too small. I can't see her face.
>>2463515Anon why are you into being sexually harassed?
>>2463503Open league anon, new era
Hello I'm the newb player and I am not enjoying the humilliation ritual
Looking good for me, im fucking slaughtering these whaleoids
>>2463532don't worry, neither are we
>>2463532If you're new just skip every race and take your consolation rewards.You can even retire early if you have no hope at all.
>>2463527I assumed its a Princess Fighter sidekick and MAYBE that squirrel or whatever to whom she talked to in her dream during hot springs, but I don't think that critter was ever named
>>2463532First time huh....don't worry, this is your first expedition it gets easier
>>2463532whats your best uma looking like?
>>2463532you get used to it, for me it was on my 3rd or 4th time i think
Post day 1 result. At this point I should just change the other two to debuffers.
>>2463532Take your free stuff and take it on the chinit will get easier for you in round 2
>>2463457Share you're Digitan please, I still have my voucher and I'm thinking about spending it on the smelly flatty otaku
>>2463532CMs are shit. Play the game for the visual novel aspect of it and don't take the PvP seriously.
>>2463532Get used to it. For some of us this is our 13th humiliation ritual.
>>2463546Why havent you yet?
>>2463507Apparently, some people didn't get the memo.
First race, good start!
>>2463548this anon is a wise man, do listen to him
>>2463532you're at the lowest point you'll ever be, there's only up from thereignore the doomerfaggots
>>2463544XOguri is winning a decent amount for me in any room she gets a free run as the promoted pace, which is the sole reason I brought a pace
>>2463544Pretty good today. Makes me worried I'm going to eat shit in round 2.
LMAO two runaway suzies btw.
Barely made it in my third attempt, but shit was brutal, also Dober got rushed all the races
>>2463555This NEVER give up
>>2463532Its alright anon, be like a reed and go with the flow, accept that you are a jobber right now and it will all be wellNow me? During first Taurus I didn't even get into any of the Finals, now that might've been a common fate for people in graded, but I was in OPEN, so it could always be worse
>>2463556Now that you mention it, my XOguri somehow always got 2nd whenever Digitan won. I think I'll keep the team for now.
>just play the visual novel aspect browhy wouldn't i just play a visual novel then? lmao
>>2463532I recommend saving two tickets from the first round so you can spend them in Group B Round 2 and not pay carats for your fourth set of matches.
>>2463532Update. My 3 C ranked umas had to face exclusively A rankers and got fucked up. Lost all 5 of my races.
>>2463558What happens to an End in this situation? Does she become a pace?
BUG HEAD SPOTTED she lost hard :(
>>2463566Next CM will be better
>>2463546https://files.catbox.moe/jwu3gm.pngLess wit than the ideal one but I think the skills are pretty good.
Hag gaming
This is just like the previous CM, nothing but xoguris and double debuffers as far as the eye can see.
>>2463532Post your team, but also, you did choose Open League, right?
>>2463563thats what this game is? events and character careers are the only valueable content this game gets. i wouldnt even start playing if it wasnt for the story and character careers.
The amount of 2nd places I'm getting is painful.
Jesus christ this is fucking hilarious these lobbies are CRAZY
>>2463550Because I am between Digitan, Shichi, or NYOpera
>>2463562Yea, I just built my XOguri with accepting that if it's a front heavy room, my Lates are there to pick up the win while her job is to get cheeky wins whenever it's 8 backliners and I can't guarantee MPB because my idiots have too much midrace and keep getting above 5th before the corner.
BEHEAD ALL DEBUFFERS I BETTER NOT SEE THEM IN GROUP A
>>2463575It's grim.
>>2463576Yup! My team is a ryan, a goldshi and a seiun sky. All C rank.
>>2463569BUG HEAD!?You must mean the Cyborg!
Go go, Neicha!
>3 day to make both parents and aces>decide early on that nothing other than group B will be possible with how little time I have>still somehow get 30% WR even though I did maybe 12 careers max
>15-0YUP YUP, IM GONNA MAKE IT
ROUND 1 CLEAN SWEEP I'M FEELIN' THAT DAMN PLAT GOD I LOVE AMAZON WOMEN
The UG3 Gold Ship passed my front runner in mid race.Delete this cunt already
Round 2 is gonna be a slaughter but im enjoying my success so far
I will be humbled eventually. But at least for now, I will rejoice.
>>2463594PIIISU PIIIIIISU
My Princess did not get the clean sweep and I feel robbed. She hit MPB, Red Shift, Radiant Star, and NMS and somehow got beat by 2 Umas with far inferior stats, shit makes no sense sometimes.
>>2463596im rooting for you you based teiofag
GET OF MY LOBBY, MR STONE. I'M HUNTING THE OTHER WHALES, NOT FRIENDLY FIRE
I've stomped this fucking round desu, 16-4 but I can't help but feel really bad for suzuka
Please insult me and scream at me for not starting Gemini prep yet or 1 week ago like the other first rates
>he queued on reset
I guess she actually has potential because she got first against 5 other lates and ends with med S and enough power and stamina + skills
>>2463604No, it's the others who are wrong.
this game feels uniquely brutal even when I tortured myself playing LoL I didn't feel this assraped
>i queued on reset
>55% WRNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2463605It's easy pickins right nowMy Golshi isn't even that good and she's winning
>>2463602Getting raped by pebbles is a rite of passage in /v/ma
>>2463613>easy pickingslol, lmao even
Is it wrong to feel bad for a whale you defeated? I can't even imagine suffering through a Cafe career to bring her here.
>>2463612I have 0% winrate
>>2463602I FINISHED MY RUNS LIKE 10 MINS AGO MY BAD
>>2463613It's me, I am the easy pickings.
>lost to this in my first raceIt's fucking over, brb killing myself.
>>2463614Yea, just a little amused that he robbed me of my 5-0
Potentialbros? Are you winning this time around?
>>2463622P O T E N T I A L
>>2463624No
I truly despise metacucks so much and hope they fucking die horrible, painful deaths.
my only big haul so far
>>2463627At least base oguri aint so bad
>>2463622I've lost to a surprising amount of umas without medium S
>>2463625SHE HAS NO POTENTIAL FUCKING LOOK AT HERRUSHING GALERUSHING FUCKING GALEHOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY LOSE TO THIS I'M SO MAD
>>2463620Ok so it's confirmed that matchmaking isn't in real time. Thank you John stones
Im like 99% sure I matched against a youtuber lmao
>>2463604That would be like insulting myself
>>2463629It still disgusts me. Nobody's favorite is actually Oguri. Anybody that runs horses without love in their heart for said horses deserves to be put to death.
>>2463620S'all good lmao, just made me giggle when I went to check what fucking nigger beat me with a Suzuka chariot and I was like "wait, I know that name"
>>2463632It is but it isn't. The matchmaking is in real time but after a player finishes his runs you can run into his "ghost"
>>2463617Cafe wins all her races at least>Medium ASucks>Mile BI couldn't do it for this CM, I've made worse mutants
>>2463631You got outgambled, anon
Cute, determined Ayabe
>>2463637>Nobody's favorite is actually Oguri.Shes mine though
she's making a funny face in this one
>>2463644I really like yabe
OUR HEROES!LOSING TO GOLSHI!
>>2463485It's the dog from the princess fighter, who princess then refers to her trainer as
Looking like another plat for me boys
>>2463605can you truly call yourself a trainer if you don't test yourself in the fiercest battles?
>>2463639That's not real time, that proves that there isn't a number of players divisible by 3 and that shitter hours aren't real because you can run into anyone's ghost
>lost to Lucky pace Xogger with Med A and double debufferYeah, fuck off every time I think I actually prepared my umasI get BTFO in round 1 and barely make it through 2. It doesn't fucking matter what I do, my highrolls are shit compared to the rest, and the worst fucking part is that I keep trying forcing myself to try
>>2463651Umamusume is golshi game.
>>2463657This, I don't train for farmers league
This was either my worst or second worst round 1 performance. I remember getting 15-0 on the first Taurus CM. I've truly become washed.
>>2463647>>2463644I feel like the faces are goofier this time than previous CMs
>>2463644>...Thanks.What what a fountain of personality I can see why people like her!
This is the best ive ever done in a cm… now Im really worried about the disappointment later.
>>2463658It is real time, shit is kinda weird and complicated but ghosts are not prevalent
>>2463655Never go full cocky on day one.
>>2463663here's another good one
>>2463584>I BETTER NOT SEE THEM IN GROUP AHehehHAHAHAHAHA
>>2463664Ain't yabe wonderful?
>>2463673Yeah I'm uhhh....I'm looking at her big....round uhhhh
Race 1: WonRace 2: Got Golshi GamedRace 3: Got PulsedRace 4: Frontrunner got late-start-block-fuckedRace 5: Won
>>2463624I just finished my last run of the day. I'm trying.
>>2463672I got 8 i think im allowed to be a little cocky, only a few trainers are stronger than me.
>its like eating ramenits all Fine motion's doing...
>>2463544>1-4>3-2>4-1>4-1Got rocked by the opposition right out the gates but everything recovered smoothly afterwards.I'm a bit surprised that my milelet Tamachud was my main breadwinner.
QUICKPOST LOBBIES I WANT TO RACE MORE
Pretty sure we take those, especially for a CM where I phoned it in because my Creek is LB0 and I refused to borrow her instead of an actually good card so everyone except the XOguri is on the edge of dying in any race
Ran into someone who seems to be trying to use oonige Suzuka as a blocker.
>>2463620I aspire to be like you, please tell me what I should do to try to be as strong
Runaway Suzuka users should have their throats slit.
>>2463691Foolishness toreina, foolishness
What's the next cup like? is it also gonna be a medium? I'm gonna start training my horses just for the next one.
>>2463691It absolutely fucks lates and ends and makes it impossible for them to catch up.
>>2463695MileKINO
welpseems like i'm a jobber
>1-4>2-3>3-2>1-4Im tired boss, they're all better and luckier than me, I don't think I'll enter at reset ever again because shit's infuriating and demotivating
>>2463512not even big tits can fix pokke
>>2463683her hat makes her look cool in these shots
>>2463696No you don't understand, he wasn't using other fronts.
>>2463699That sounds good. My numbers were>0-5>0-5>0-5>0-5>0-5
>>2463701Pokke is cute, there's nothing that needs to be fixed. Though nothing wrong with some enhancements.
>>2463692Move well! Learn well! Play well, eat well, and rest well! Uma musume is willpower game, take care of yourself before you take care of your umas.
>>2463702if i was a drawgod id draw something cool using that, unfortunately, im only a drawCHUD yet, incapable of great art
>>2463704New player?
>>2463703Then I don't understand the purpose.
Nearly just lost to this based motherfucker running Maruzen + Chiyo as double frontsI wouldn't even have been mad honestly
>>2463702i was about to make a complete retard out of myslef after seeing this picturegood we managed to avoid that
My Golshi kept losing to my Tamamo. I don't want to get back into the Dahby mines ;_;
IM GOING TO GROUP A
>>2463713Best part of round 1 is seeing SOUL teams.
>senior year>uma suddenly jobs at osaka hai, in her optimal distance>notice that only creek finished her events so far>remembered that i got fast learner earlierNice try faggots, I see where this is going.>Give Up
>>2463711He thought hed be blocking angling instead of helping the other fronts out
>first attemptThe fact that it was only a 3-2 is slightly concerning but I take this as a good sign.
How the fuck do I become strong....
Already satisfied.
>>2463709Yup. My highest ranked was a C+. Highest placement I got was 4th, every other race I got 7th 8th and 9th.
>>2463724You were born strong, its up to you to awaken your potential.
this neigha really just barely denied the angling activation and then sank like a fucking stone and took out like 3 umas behind her
>Red Shift is a wit check and just failed itI didn't even know that was fucking possible
>>2463728That's completely normal anon, don't let that discourage you. The CM prep is brutal but rewarding
>>2463718NTRAnon, you should know by now that getting into A group is the easy part...
>>2463724Time, effort, and mentality.Money can help, especially with time, but not eliminate any of them.
>>2463733Inherits are witchecks yeppers
>>2463733The only skills that don't need witchecks are greens and you trainee's own ult. Any inherited ult works like a normal skill and needs a wit check.
Anyone else notice a lot of whales only having SS/SS+ umas despite BiS decks?
>>2463736I know, but I have hope. My soul is burning, I can feel it. Ill beat the odds again!
I WANT MY 5-0
>>2463738nta but SINCE WHEN!? I always thought they were guaranteed!
Pace pace pace not looking great. Could runaway pace pace be the answer?
>>2463741UGs are a massive luckroll and even then they might not be good if they're missing critical skills
>>2463735>brutalYes>rewardingLmao
>>2463512Moar
>>2463745Only guaranteed for YOUR unique
>>2463747Lucky Pace/Late always wins it's a serious problem
>>2463745They're only guaranteed when its your unique, inherits are a normal skill
Nano's unique is fucking busted lmao
>>2463750truly spoken like someone that has never tasted victory with his favorite
>>2463760This. Its the fucking best
>>2463347/v/mapyoi looking good
Eh, was alright. Fuck goldship and vBourbon
>>2463706I was expecting something more meta like do all borrow runs or something meta like that... But thanks!
Can I apply to an internship with a first rate?
>Teio rounds the corner>ults>anime OP starts playing>win the race with a different horseKino?
>>2463760I won Capricorn Plat with Kingu after she won like once in the whole cup and It felt good like 5 min but the whole thing was miserable and made me wanna punch my wall almost every race
>>2463769Last time I offered to host a lobby where I'd give personalized advice no one took me on my offer
I love my Mejiros.
>>2463767We're in the dark umages right now, taking care of yourself and staying alive until out salvation when Grand Live drops is the top priority. Take care of yourselves neighas!
>>2463778kino
>>2463776nta but I'd probably get self conscious and shy
>>2463780This. Plus, your mentality is really important in this game.
>>2463544Singular ace with a mere 70% winrate. Not feeling confident going into round 2 at all.
>>2463759the hardest part is not getting overtaken by Bourbon so it can proc
>>2463724Planning around the meta and knowing what your limits and constraints are.
>>2463780I would like to at least win 1 MANT CM before that
>>2463778Even ryan?
>>2463760NTA but i did get a plat with my oshi. after malding so much because of lost unity finals, no distance S, card chains not finishing, rainbowless summers, etc. i honestly didnt feel that happy at all. sure i lost my platlet status, but if thats what it takes to win, ill keep my ass to group B, perhaps even open league in the future.
>>2463790It can proc at #2 and she can overtake. I took slipstream for a reason
This shit feels so good bros
>>2463789Well your other two are debuffers. That's really quite good. I got 70% with three aces, but one of them only got 5% and completely mogged by the other two.I checked my opponents and most of them were pretty weak, S and S+. And I still jobbed to a few of those.
I LOVE WINNING SO FUCKING MUCH BROS
Close one. These races have been pretty wild.
Stop celebrating so much, I'm 0-15.
>>2463794Ryan is loved the most
>>2463800>CMs feel so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you you're nasty
I look forward to seeing what tomorrow brings.
>>2463794Even Ryan. I couldn't run all my other late surgers without her.
Gemini lobbies?
>>2463800You're nasty
Let's wait for Round 2 before you guys start gloating. Alright?
Lost the first race by a nose.If Hayahide's head was actually big, we would have had it.
Don't trust that nice neigha in the back
>Tfw match against my RIVAL and lose
>>2463818I know my limits, I know I'm getting to A finals.
>>2463818The cycle begins again.....
do a fuck marry kill with your 3 runners NOW!>marry Ryan>kill Golshi>fuck Seiun
>>2463826>Marry Bourbon>Fuck Fujin>Kill Suzuka (sorry i dont like flatties)
>>2463826>marry seiun>fuck tama>kill golshi
>>2463769I've offered multiple times that I would coach people through runs and nobody ever took me up on that.
>>2463826Fuck GolshiMarry DoberKill Xoguri
>>2463826>Fuck Smaru>Marry Bourbon>Kill Seiun
>>2463834
>>2463826Marry city, fuck ayabe, kill fine.
>>2463778>ryan has no asspalmer reigns supreme yet again
>>2463841Black is slimming
>>2463826Fuck TosenMarry HishiamaKill Oguri Cappu
>>2463826i love my oshis too much to harm any of them, im sorry.
Post em practice lobbies, im fired up and ready to go
>>2463826uhhhh>marry Nature>fuck Rudolf>kill GolshiI guess?
>>2463826Fuck GolshiMarry DigiKill Ayabe
>>2463837When you think about it, isn't death the ultimate flatline?
>>2463826Marry Kawakami. I will not choose to fuck one and I don't want either of them to die.
>>2463826>marry Golshi>marry Bobo>marry Tama
Thanks to the pequod for sweeping up the whales! Now I can go in for a swim ~
>>2463794ryan is a nice girl and should be treated with more respect around here
>>2463826>fuck Golshi>marry Ayabe>kill TamachudSorry Tama, it's a chuddy chud world out here.
I'm kinda sad that I got this on my first try and I didn't pursue it further and just gace up and switched my team comp, I kinda wish I had continued trying with this because it was good, but I didn't have the time :(
>>2463847Yaaadaaaaa
>>2463854You joke but that is the whole point, to keep weaker toreinas safe.
>>2463855Ryan is the scum of the earth and the scourge of every humble parent miner.
>>2463857Its okay anon, wuv you
>>2463851>tfw that one flatliner danchou kicked actually died irl
>>2463862I haven't done a single ryan career yet, just borrow her whenever you need her ult.
>>2463860wouldn't the whales still go in at reset and just cannibalize eachother?
Hope you guys are enjoying this CM. Because next CM, we are under new management....
>>2463865Too soon
>>2463865RIP taikibro he was a good lad
>>2463865what
>>2463851
>>2463871She will never be our q/v/een
>>2463865You joke but this actually happened in /v/ma.F, I hope he rests well.
>>2463826>Marry Opera>Fuck Brian>kill Jordan
DANCHOUS, REPORT INLOOKING GOOD STATUS?
>>2463865>>2463872>>2463881>>2463874I don't believe you.
>>2463884Not a danchou but my danchou is flatlining so hes cooked.
>>2463865seeing how many of you are uncs, i wouldnt be surprised if the CM stress took one of you out
>>2463888Isn't there like two really old anons?
>>2463871The nigekiri will get their crown
>Next event is another c*rren episode
Now to get destroyed in the next round.
>>2463806Mind sharing you King deck? I'm struggling to make anything worth shit
>>2463889Ones 52 and the other is almost 70 iirc.
>>2463826This came up recently in my friend group; Are you allowed to fuck the one you marry? One of my friends was adamant that the question implies you don't get to because then the question of who would you fuck is pointless. Which I think is absurd. Obviously there's a huge difference between someone you'd commit to a lifelong relationship with, and which you'd use for a quick fuck. Also I just lost to a fuarking Neicha
>>2463895>Your RIVAL could be a kid in high school or an unironic boomer
>>2463889i remember one guy saying hes like 60 or something but i dont trust him. another one is like 50-something though.
>>2463888Is there any danchou that isn't flatlining right now?
13-2, never had results this good, things are looking bright
>>2463899OISSU
>>2463901That's fucking grim
>>2463899You're of course also fucking the one you marry, the fuck option is just a one-night stand whilst the marry option is permanent.
BEHEAD ALL CLANKERS
>>2463909This is how I interpret it too
>>2463605I tend to find that I find more whales if I wait an hour after reset. Had 3/4 rooms where one teams aces were only A rank.
>>2463895YOU'RE MY BOY BLUEhttps://youtu.be/E3FkIEpZqvA?si=cVXhOEQRFvuIvYgi
>>2463901Imagine spending your golden years here
>>2463905Do the last batch. You'll get more carats back.
The days go slow, but the years fast.As I get older the reality of death keeps looming over my shoulder and it frankly scares me a lot. Take care of yourselves anons. If you've been sitting too long then stand up and stretch your legs a bit, drink water and manage your stress.>>2463899Yeah I feel like your friend makes sense but ultimately you're right, the "fuck" category implies its a no commitment one night stand imo.Reminded me of a time I was talking to a friend of mine saying that when girls squirt they're pissing themselves but its still hot because they do it out of pleasure, so my friends says "following that logic, if a girl gets fucked so good she shits herself, is that hot too?"
>>2463826>marry McQueen>fuck Neicha>kill myself
The only achievement I had tonight was embarrassing myself while drunk in front of the entirety of /v/ma
>>2463913Why a rudolf debuffer?
>>2463918Does it count if I've been watering down Gin?
>>2463919you hate mcqueen so much as to leave her a widow?
>>2463920I found it funny clubmate, WAGMI
>>2463905>actually winning with amazonhow?
>>2463920Is your Gomshi winning?
>>2463920Please do it again vodkabro
>>2463928She's not that bad, her unique is decently strong iirc and ends are good post CB, we get plenty of hishibros
>>2463920Don't worry, we'll remember it forever
>>2463918This is a good image, thank you for the reminder el condor agua
>>2463871It's going to be HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY again
>>2463905I tried to make Hishiama work this CM but couldn't get anywhere near close to an acceptable ace.Glad you made it work.
>>2463924Nah, it's because she deserves better than being forced to marry me
Is the offer for third rate personalized coaching still on the table.....?
>>2463926<3>>2463929I don't know I just got home>>2463931Fur me, it's beer and gin
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY /VM/APYOIIT IS NOW LOOKING GOOD
Reminder if you didn't have a near 100% winrate you WILL be fucked in round 2
/v/mapyoi is an embarrassing institution
>>2463943Never tell the odds brother
testing
/v/mapyoi really is a bunch of girlfailures
>>2463942It's NEVER looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>2463928Tokyo 2400m is one of the few tracks where her unique isn't complete dogshit.
>>2463942/v/mapyoi danchou has cheated on opera like 6 times btw
>>2463939Someone posted a full walkthrough the other day but I don't have the link on my phone
>>2463943I already know it's over for me. The ones I beat today were bottom tier. I'm gonna need some luck to make it round 2. I'm not remaking anyone, if I get sent to group B I guess I deserve it. I at least learned some things. Firm Course Menace is really good
>>2463951
HELLO HELLO GEMINI ROOMS DESU
>>2463932show me the way, i can't get anything better than this and i don't know if the problem are the cards or my luck
>>2463940so you were drunk but also not at home? out partying?
>>2463933Plz no D:
I'm actually genuinely having fun with this CM for once, at least so far. Seeing lots of variety and wacky offmeta teams, as well as lots of nailbiter finishes and last-second upsetsI mostly just built Rudolf for Dominator, but I get the feeling she's REALLY intent on winning me a plat again
>>2463939What do you need help with
>>2463964I think hotumaglue niggas are underrated for being incredibly funny
>>2463950Damn really? I think I'll switch clubs...NOT!
CHECK YOUR INBOX 200 CLOCKS STIMULUS SIGNED INTO LAW
>>2463895>I could be talking to a living skeleton
>>2463942>look at club chat>it's 100% deadI guess we gotta keep the facade for the thread...
>>2463980you lying son of a BITCH
>>2463968Mate where do you think one gets some pints?
>>2463965I'll make an ace for Gemini instead of Taurus right now if you can convince me.
>>2463928trying real hard(getting fuckin' lucky)
>>2463951Theres no fucking way someone made a team charts of fuckin /v/mapyoi why are they so hated?
Obelly Fat!
>>2463980LYING BITCH
>>2463347It feels like something is missing here...
>>2463984Bruh im in the thread
>>2463980fuck YOU!
>>2463980COUP OGURI NOW
>>2463921Was into another Elin kick so I took it easy, ran her in the last Cm too. This Rudolf Is from URA times, I have no context on why she was made as she only have hesitant pace and stam down late along with dominator. She's being run as a front just to deny lucky paces.
>>2463980MORE LIKE 200 COCKS YOU LYING BITCH
>>2463985>>2463992>>2463996>>2463998>>2464001Sorry anon....I was so hungry....
>>2464002BEHEAD THE FAT FUCK
XOguriqueen OC doko?
I think I caught one lads.
>>2464007When i get off my lazy ass to pick up the pen
>>2464007/v/ma doesn't deserve it. Not enough offerings yet.
>>2464012That's not super crazy at this point
>>2464012Oh shit, goodluck anon
>>2464012You COULD argue a non whale could have Kita/FineMo/Creek and you COULD argue that 1LB CB means they're not a whale but MLB NTR is 100% whale shit through and through
>>2464012>1LB CBFair and honest, why fucking curren wit instead of nice natie though?
>>2464021You can end her chain on the first event for playtimes over. It's a good skill and you get an SSR event chain out of the way immediately.
>>2464021I assume for PTO since that kills the chain, which frees spots for your SSR events
>this little activity>In American hours>On CM nightAre we having a thread on /v/ or is it actually over overnight?
I hate that when my umas win I'm like ok, cool, but when they lose I get angry at myself for not being a better player. I hope someday I can actually be happy after a race no mather what happens because being a joyless fag sucks
What does this thing do?
>>2463826Fuck ScarletMarry MaruzenskyKill Dober (sorry dobby but I have no time for tsun nonsense and I'm not passing Scarlet on the fuck option. It is what it is)
>>2464028>459 posts in three hoursNot that bad, but I also think a lot of people didn't take this CM that seriously
>>2464031Taunt the enemy with stickers
>>2464031Sends wuv you to your opponents after you beat them
>>2464028yup, its over. matter of fact, all the posts ITT were made by me.
>>2464028We're all on vacation playing jongy
lively game
>>2464028>doomniggersAre you stupid????? This is faster than we'd be in /v/ dude.
>>2463990>why are they so hated?Success breeds jealousy
Seeing an end closer overtake my pace before the start of late race is so demoralizing.
>>2464035>a lot of people didn't take this CM that seriouslyaside from dominator faggotry it's been a fun round 1, winners from all distances except maybe fronts have a good chance if properly built, there isn't a single dominating strategy or uma except bourbon, fuck bourbon
>>2464051
>>2464051End closers are so cancer
>>2464052>except maybe lates*
>>2464052Golshi is pretty good imo. Digi too. The usual Seiun and V. Bourbon are strong. Even Xog is strong but not broken like she was in the previous CM
>>2464048Jesus christ imagine if we did the fusion dance, we'd unironically be the strongest thread in the site.
>>2464051How do you beat>uma stan>anchors away>daring strike>and other midrace
>>2464051Remember that Golshi gets her Ult+Daring Strike, I'm not sure why more people aren't running her, she's strong as fuck this CM. Is it the dumb hat?
>>2464028>bump limit in two hours is bad because....
>>2463984Wuv you!
>>2464051saw my end closer go from 8th to 3rd back to 7th to 1st, shit was so cash I love end kino
>>2464051The UG tamamo cross experience, I swear whenever I meet her on queues she always just magically teleports to 2nd before final corner starts.
>>2464067A lot of people are too cool for Golshi.I feel like I should make a better one, but my current whatever one is decent. We'll see how it goes for round 2
>>2464051>see an end taking over my pace>it's my own end
>>2464067I can't build her because the ults that you need to inherit are comically niche.
>>2463984I'm not in your club but I like to say your name, beemapyoi. Although now I refer to you all as bee-emma-pyoi
>>2464067Isn't she the most popular? 100k samples holy shit
>>2464028I think it's actually over this time.
>>2464051Seeing my Tamachud decide to run past everyone in pace spots before late race is so fucking funny.Even funnier if she didn't use her unique yet.
>>2464083Bro just Moving Past + Pump Iron?
>>2464051You know what's worse?>pace overtakes single front>but it's still early so she goes into pace down and gives a free promotion to the next pace>this was just before the midway point so the newly promoted pace doesn't get PDM'd and winsPDM is such a retarded mechanic.
>>2464064/v/ma and /uma/ is like when the nameless namekian split into kami and demon king piccolo. Which one is which depends on who you ask. We should not fuse but we should keep good relations.
>>2464083>comically nichejust borrow Mr. CBshe has built in uma stanif you have NTR, greatthat's really all you gotta do neigha, she even has a built in gold heal
>>2464085She's the only end that absolutely everyone has.
>>2464067I started noticing Golshi's jiggling torpedo tits a lot more during career runs. Something about the idea of her being a fuckable bro with huge tits is so fucking hot.
>>2464085Well yeah everyone has golshi, she's easy to build and effective
Try a decent Digitan according to simulator with hybrids. Go 3-2. Replace with oshi. Inspires my team to go 15-0.Love > Statistics
>>2464067Golshi fatigue of course.My winrate would be way higher if my Golshi didn't get cucked out of both FCM and Daring Strike.
BREEDERS CUP!
>>2464092Pump is a waste of skill points. Red Shift goes on every build.
>>2463990/v/mapyoi is actually not hated at all. It's a long story that desu im not qualified to tell but everyone (including themselves) likes making fun of /v/mapyoi. I suspect its because the name sounds stupid
>>2464092Moving Past + Red Shift imograndparent in pump if you can but take red shift, sometimes golshi moves way the hell up past pump position due to her ult/daring strike etc
Hear me outDouble big niges and front taiki for cm14
>think I'm fucked this cm>first round go 5-0
>>2463347/v/mers here looking good!
>>2464117I tried big nige + front Taiki for CM10, it's pretty fun especially seeing other pace taikis stuck on 6th.
>>2464117Sounds cancerous, willing to try it
>>2464092Pump is nice to have in the legacy (and you should buy it if it appears) but as others have said it's Red Shift and Moving Past.
>>2464108Is fuku getting bred if she wins or what
>>2463990>>2464111It all started with some deranged poster taking screenshots of their flatliners on chorno and posting it here with the caption "Not lookin' good for /v/mapyoi"It eventually stuck and they've been kind of the goofball club ever since. But for a bunch of goofies they're quite formidable don't you think?
>>2463958Opera isn't even his oshi>>2463984There's nothing to talk about!
>>2464128Not lookin' good has unironically entered my vocabulary after that
>>2463894Sorry for the late response, I had to take care of something. Here's the deck and stats I got with it. If I had a single good okay turn in the last 3 turns, she'd have capped speed.
>>2464132>Opera isn't even his oshi
If WIT was an irl stat it would be knowledge on [sport you're practicing] proprioception and spatial awareness all put together.Work on your WIT anon!
>>2464093frontstacies win again
>>2464139Same, feels like I say it multiple times a day. That or lookin good
>>2464143Sorry, but I'm running the McQueen career in real life. Rest and recreation are the only things I'm training.
>>2463347>everyone reported but oy neigh.Hmmm....did the club die? Thinking about it, haven't seen the otherworldly front runner in rooms either.
>>2464150Its part of my vernacular too, which is a bit sad
Why are some events like this
Cow gaming
>>2464143While you were pursuing plats, I was cultivating my WIT
>>2464163WHEN I SAY ICHIYOU SAY BANICHI
>>2464157Oh no no no no no
>>2464157im pretty sure danchou is taking a break
I love watching dominatorcuck teams get 7-8-9 finishes.
>>2464169VODKAWON!
>>2464162....whats the correct option here anyway
>>2464177power, unless you're on a certain day with guaranteed mood up
>>2464177The one that doesn't lower your moodunless you have like a million cupcakes on hand
>>2464174You're gonna lose the plat race to /v/ma....
>>2464183
>>2464182Even then, you should just stop overbuying them because a hammer is less expensive and more SP plus some stats
>>2464042I'm addicted to it...
>>2464175Debuffercucks are insufferable, they'll get so annoying with summer goldship
>>2464189ive seen this before. this is a start of something horrible.
>>2464093>single front>pace promotionwhat?
MANT is too fucking sloppa bros....I think I'll retire to open league after this CM, it's too much. I'll come back to graded during GL, but I just need to recover
>>2464189Majsoul Friends Room 32797(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32797Don't know if we'll get a game in this hour but might as well try.
>>2464201>I'll come back to graded during GL, but I just need to recovergood luck not having mant parents bro
>>2464201>almost out of clocks for MANT>desperately don't want to go back to UnityNot looking good for me.
>>2464205I'm too smashed to play Johng today
AYY YOO WTF
>>2464212Fair
>>2464169HIME
>>2464169BAN!
>>2464217That's a strange-looking uma...
>>2464213EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>>2464200Just me being stupid, what I meant to say is that after my pace got PDM'd another pace took the lead and got to actually keep it because the exchange happened at the mid way point.
>>2464213Kino
>>2464213No debuffers in sight. Just people living in the moment.
>>2464163Is that a front or a pace scarlet?
>>2464051Golshi game don't ever fuckin forget it
>>2464227I guarantee you there are least 2 suzukas loaded with debuffs, if not a third
>>2464169BAN
>>2463347Been a while since the last update
>>2464175This just says to me that you're a frontcuck which is 1000000x more cancerous.
>>2464212Drunk Asians are the best at jong tho
>>2464213Literally just 9 neighas sprinting to the finish line asap
>>2463881Wait, really?
>>2464238oy neigh bros....we lost
>>2464246NTA but it's speculated that yeah one of our guys died
>>2464243I'm not good enough to imitate 60 year old Chinese men at 3am. If there's still a spot open after I make my next drink I'll joing
>>2464239fronts are the least affected by dominators in my experience
>>2464231Front GutsmaxxMassive stamletBasically winning that much is a fluke but when she doesn't gas out she's quite solid
>>2464223That pace prob had a ton of midrace
>>2464238MANT has REALLY beaten up everyone
>>2464251they definitely feel it on the last straight when their speed modifier is at their lowest
>>2464238>/v/mapyoi unironically won
>>2464238the /v/mapyoi danchou is a harlot
>>2464238What the FUCK /v/mapyoi is #1???????
>>2464238What the fuck happened to Oy Neigh? did someone quit?
>>2464265We're all on break
>>2464248Was the guy that couldn't play because of work and burn out?
>>2464238>IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>impulsively considered Palmer again and did a cheeky tenner>get THISIt could've been worse.
>>2464257Back when MANT released 50-70m daily was a thing during the first few days
>>2464238LOOKING GOOD /v/mapyoi
>>2464252Sounds tempting but I'll pass. I don't wanna run 3front
on my 3rd try for today and havent gotten my 3rd win in a set
>>2464268No, the guy that got super sick and had super high blood pressure, he was active in club chat, had taiki as his main uma.
>>2464272THERE GOES MY HERO
>>2464205Looks like we'll have to wait until the weekend sadly. Oh well, we've been playing a bunch recently anyway.
>>2464238>nobody talks about der/vm/ on secondNoticing....
Well that was shit.Never had so many podium finishes, but also never had so many losses.Went 2-2-2-2, and a bunch of those losses by a nose/head/neck.Gonna read some Star Blossom now, which is a lot more enjoyable than CM.
>>2464238I can't fucking believe it, they ACTUALLY conquered century's end.
>villains who were right in the end
>>2464284I'm back with my booze, what are you at?
>>2464284Yeah, thanks for trying to host a room anyway.
>>2464265There's no incentive to tryhard considering we're all stuck on A rank
>>2464291BROTHERWe'd only have 3 anyway
>>2464286You'd be wise to keep your mouth shut.
>>2464286Der/v/ has been a top 1-2 club since release. /v/mapyoi always boasted about becoming top club and they always miserably failed, but somehow they actually fucking did it????
>>2464272I'm glad I did my first HERO career in MANT because if I'd gotten her full story there's a very real chance I would have died of a heart attack due to how unbelievably cute she is.
>>2464290riko i'm shorry please take me back...
>>2464290*spits*
>>2464296We do a three player room, haven't touched that mode much though
>>2464290FUCK LITTLE COCON
>>2464305Gladly.
>>2464238>ASTER permastuck in B+next scenario for sure
>>2464307We are so close but I don't wanna grind MANT more than I already do
>>2464238How in the FUCK is Horse MD B rank?
I had this idea after seeing the Neicha image again
>>2464312Have a feeling we'll be seeing this a lot from now onNice work
>>2464312kek'dgood OC
>>2464310They do their best
>>2464312 (me)And obviously I made 2 versions
>>2464310Around the time of the kitasan rerun danchou threatened to kick every single person off the club if we didn't do at least a few careers a week.
>>2464312Her hand is too big, make it smaller.
>>2464312Very nice
>>2464290I was going through the archives and saw a post about a career going right and then being bricked by his team jobbing the finals when he had 4 double circles, and that really cemented my disdain for this era
>>2464312>>2464318SOVL
>>2464318kek
>>2464319But isnt it a retirement home?
>>2464260Can't be me
>>2464327Yeppers, but that was at a time where we had so many newfags we couldn't take all of them and he was going to clean house, so after that the threat stayed.
>>2464322Just being able to clock would have made things bearable.
>>2464322I lost one promising career like this and then ended up getting an even better one later. Aoharu complainers are babies and third-rates.
>>2464330Which deck on Maru?
>>2464330>whale faggot beats the F2poor double doms just doing their best go get bywooooow
>>2464330>Clanker is the WEAKEST Impressive team holy shit.
>>2464238Don't go to sleep just yet BEEmapayoi
>>2464330How did bourbon end up weakest? Thats legit impressive
ballroom fuji gets me into A on the last race of attempt 3THANK YOU FU-JI *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>2464347Post her
>>2464291>>2464304Majsoul Friends Room 19176(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19176let's see if this can fill
>>2464265>MANTslop
>>2464318The smaller hand fits her better, great work
Alright everyone, seems like DAY 1 is over and its time for a little poll. Let's remember, MANT is almost over, so how do we feel about it?https://poal.me/xle39shttps://poal.me/xle39shttps://poal.me/xle39sPlease answer!
>>2464330Damn, post that sMaru
>>2464368>MANT is almost overWe still got two more months of this shit. Mant parents will stay strong as well
>>2464339>>2464345Maru was supposed to be for Gemini but she wanted to run in Taurus instead. I don't think this deck and sparks are a good example for Taurus Marus.
>>2464312>>2464318kek'd
>>2464372Impressive, very nice. Hoping you keep getting good results.
The points go round and round
>>2464330If my sMaru could survive to the end I would run her in this CM
>>2464379I checked half of the boxes
>>2463724Either join the metapig or pump your card by being paypig.
take care of yourself I love you *smooch*
>>2464386>t.
>>2463724Practice races to get a lay of the landRolling on cards more than umasIf you had NTR for MANT that's a huge leg upFor the next scenario if you get Tachyon + Hello that will be your leg up. Save your carats, for months (You) save
>Dama in a friendly
>>2464389No way fag!
>>2464395>need to save carats>absolutely fucking need to save carats>Sweep next monthGod help me.
>>2464403You get ONE character. You roll sweepy and that's it. Don't touch anything else. Don't use your tickets, and clear every event and little mission and daily race event that pops up without fail
>>2464368>MANT is almost over
>>2464067Having both FCM and Daring Strike is a luxury. People that have it probably rather bring their end oshi instead of fucking golshi.
>>2464396Good, the young'uns need to learn how to handle real fear.
>>2464085>late Xoguri is better than PaceShould I try to make late Xoguri now?
>>2464403Im using THAT for sweep i don't give a fuck
>>2464409Some people like Golshi too you know
>>2464416I love golshi
>>2464415Same, she's going into my lobby day 1, no matter the cost.
>>2464416A mere like won't be enough to bring backliner into MANT.
Now that Oguri's reign is potentially drawing to a close next week, what are your hopes and fears for the next stakes?
I hate this fucking game
GG
>>2464352gg jongers
>lose to every COguri I pair up againstWtf bros I thought you said she was weak this time
>>2464420End closers are pretty strong for this race thoughGolshi is more straightforward than a lot of things, don't even need spurt this time. Just borrow Mr CB, NTR if you have it, and call it a day
>>2464420I genuinely don't have issues with it even when running NTR + Kita and zero speed sparks. I'm still only down like 150 clocks and this is the first CM where I wasn't doing 5 borrows most days
>>2464421Smaru third term is looking likely, which i personally find hilarious, bitch is /v/ma FDR
I do not hate Obelly Fat
This has to be a fucking lie.
>>2464425>beat every COguri i come acrossworks on my racecourse!
>>2464425She must be lucky pace a lot then
>>2464420I brought two, I just like the two I brought more than Gold Ship.
>>2464421I've unironically enjoyed the xoggy reign, the jokes are plentiful and she's a good scapegoat. I fear the era of the clanker is soon.
>>24644303 of us were B- apparently
>>2464238>29/30Not looking good...
>>2464406>after Sweepy there are no characters I care about again until SeptemberSo, GL was the true carat-saving scenario...
>>2464435Well, I was doing a Digitan career while playing so I wasn't paying full attention.
>>2464438Nah you gotta save every GL carat for wit ramonu
>>2464435Maka is weird sometinmes but it's been so long since I've consistently played I need her to yell at me to have a better idea what the fuck I was doing wrong. Being drunk didn't help
>>2464421I hope for someone new. Would be nice to get some decent Ardan art.
>>2464434I saw a few great Kawakamis in our practice lobbies. She might actually win the /v/stakes.
>>2464439How did your Digitan turn out?
>>2464445Not looking good
>>2464443But....is she queen or princess?
>>2464443>LateAnon, I...
>>2464443Kawakami is a bigger meme than taishin.
>>2464447Queencess
>>2464446It's over...
>>2464447She's the queen of princesses
>>2464443*blocks your path*
>>2464444
>>2464442I always hope for my favorite uma to be queen, but anyone new would be okay with me.Fine winning on the day of her wedding banner going up would be a great story.
>>2464421>hopesEither DigiGOAT or some out-of-nowhere underdog pick, preferably one who hasn't won a stakes before>fearsOne of the soulless metafag trio again
>>2464455Evil Urara would say this
>>2464457Clanker is a good choice though.
>>2464443one or possibly even two of those Kawakamis are mine and I find it incredibly unlikely She barely won any rooms here or public rooms where people actually have good Umas not the A+, S, and S+ you run into in round 1. We will be humbled round 2 as is tradition.
>>2464460>day 1 of clanker reign
>McQueen will never be QueenNo...
>>2464462I...like operabird
>>2464421I'm hoping for total Palmer domination (unlikely)I also wouldn't mind if any Late or non-Golshi End won, but that also feels unlikely.
>>2464462ive read "day 1 of clanker" and for some reason picrel came to mind.would bobo cover everything in chrome?
>>2464460>Clanker is a good choice though.
>>2464469FUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEE
>>2464466Backliners have a rough time winning consistently in the crowded stakes rooms
I honestly don't know why her rating is so low? The skills look quite decent. Is it the stats?
>>2464463>these frillsthe horrors!
>>2464472Yeah, we only have 1 win for Lates/Ends each, right? (Grass and Golshi)
>>2464474You missed SS by very little, it's your guts.
>>2464474Only 2 S rank stats
>>2464460In a vacuum maybe, but having her win right off the heels of the other two metafag umas' reigns would be really fucking lameIf that happens I'd genuinely lose all interest in the stakes or 'queen' until an actually interesting winner comes along
>>2464476Dober's been close to winning it a couple of times iirc
>>2464476They haven't won any of the triple crowns either.
>>2464484Backliners.... had a rough life
>>2464460>Clanker is a good choice though.Is it really?
>>2464460/v/ma 10 seconds into a mihono reign
>>2464485They're a little shitty FOR NOW but ends just got a major power up
>>2464485I can't tell if lates are the most cucked style right now or if I'm just mad because my fave is late and I can't win with her as much as I want.
>>2464460I don't see clankers win compared to other fronts in this place so I doubt that. 8 clankers got swoop'd by 1(uno) Xoguri so I doubt her reign will come in MANT.
>>2464493Who is she?
>>2464493Lates are cucked because they're gamblers atm and don't have any dedicated support cards (like paces)
The PDM wall will eventually be destroyed and the front menace will no longer terrorize us backliners in CM. We don't talk about LoH.
>>2464495Its odd, idk why but I feel like the more mihonos in the lobby the weaker they all get
>>2464500I simply shan't play LOH
>>2464500I don't know what LoH is.
>>2464509It has more rewards and it gives way more carats than CM though
>>2464502They all operate off the same central server, and are weakened by dividing processing power.
>>2464500what the fuck did you call me?
>>2464482Its fitting narratively as /v/ma is post apocalyptic during MANT
>>2464500Can't wait to see the third rate crashouts when they don't have Speed Maru, Clanker or any of the other LoH necessities.
>>2464512Kek
>>24645024 or more fronts will just giving food for paces. Especially her unique is locked by hard number(4 or less) instead of percentage scaling.
>>2464516When do we get LOH anyway? I'm ticketing speed maru during 1.5
>>2464516I already don't expect anything from it because I do not care for any fronts except maybe Transcend in the future if I like her career.
What the fuck is LoH?
>>2464523same as BOFA
>>2464523Other PVP mode https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/league-of-heroes
>>2464523i didn't play JP but from what I heard it's PVP, you're matched against one person, 3 umas each, with 6 NPCs for a total of 12-gate race. scoring is similar to TT.
>>2464530>>2464531And fronts dominate this shit? That sounds really, really, REALLY fucking gay and I shan't participate.
>>2464532Scoring is dictated by placing, so triple fronts is the meta because even if they lose, they tend to place towards the front while a backliner who loses is gonna be at the bottom.
>>2464532Anything less than triple fronts is throwing. They get consistently high placements in the races.
>>2464535>>2464534And Cygames doesn't see a fucking problem with that and attempt to fix it?
>>2464421Fourth consecutive V.B bottlejob and an unexpected paceGOD queen
>>2464532If only you want to reach the very highest. Usually reaching plat 1(where all the importaint reward lies) is good enough with backliners and your oshi.
Is there any case of JPs changing things up for pvp in a game based on region? Fighting game? Cards?
>>2464538I would support this. Creek has been my favorite q/v/een so far.
>>2464532Its like TT you play for score, you play fronts to get high placings not to win, all you wanna do is make it to platinum I which is sorta easy
>>2464538The thing is like half the lobby are clankers so while they beat eachother to death someone else sneaks a win, its kind of hilarious.
>>2464546And what are the rewards? are they worth it at least?
mambo's ura is confusing my ass badlyI'm supposed to get top 5 in a G1, but I can't find any G1 to schedule, wtf?
>>2464509>I will simply brick my account
>>2464532Fronts are just the easiest way to get to the plat league, like other anons said. It's not necessary to use them its just the easiest way
>>2464542>Fighting game?Do you count Ye Olde Days where games were released in arcades first, then got console versions with balance changes, then patched the arcade versions more and you had to wait for the next console release?>Cards?Technically Yugioh still has slightly different rules depending on region but those are real edge cases for the most part.
I got a 5-0 are you proud of me /vm/a?
>>2464557No.
>>2464551You need to win a g3/g2 race or two to get the prerequisite fans required to enter a g1.
>>2464550It's just as good as CM without the stress of feast or famine of being 1st. Getting 2nd 5 times won't be hurt as much.
>>2464557WAGMI
>>2464550Each LOH is like 6000 carats+ anyone with some effort can make it to max plat league.
>>2464557I'm proud of you anon. You did a good job.
>>2464557YES
>>2464557Good shit my boy
>>2464557Yeppers!
>agemasen'd by bokita>kita never went past the first event>unlucky with greens to guarantee groundworkEh well, I'll try triple front with this if my pace chaser jobs tomorrow
>>2464557Congrats brontosaurus
I should REALLY finish my Xoggy shitposts
>>2464550>more rewards>less stressThere's no downside
of course ONLY on the parent runs
a little piece of my soul dies whenever i see this
>>2464577but isn't that a Front fest? what if I don't want to bring fronts?
>>2464548Clankers fighting each other will stretch the gap from the other runners. More fronts = bad for everyone else.
>>2464583If you bring a late or end and if they finish at the back a couple times, you rating will tank.
>>2464583Frontslop will be good if you want to push yourself into top 96 worlds or something. Otherwise just train whoever you want.
Just tested out a 45 race bonus deck and holy shit this is way worse than I expected. You miss out on a lot more stats and SP compared to 50 RB, shit adds up.
How is this Golshi song playing in my lobby every time regardless of what I do to jukebox settings? The joke has run its course.
>>2464586>most prominent uma ever in stakes>STILL crownlessEven more embarrasing when you remember that Seiun was queen in her first outing
>>2464594Because Golshi week has it as the default songGolshi week is over but they didn't change it yet
>>2464596Clanker is a honest front afterall. She's never fraud her way of running.
Too many Ugs. Will just go on autopilot. MANT isn't for me.
>>2463586I suffered with C/B umas last CM b/c I didn't know about the rank limit. Now I've reached A+ and open round 1 has been mostly smooth sailing with only 1 loss. Dunno what's in store for me next rounds but you can certainly do better than me if you persist and plan your pulls.
>its a "your uma underperforms because she gets blocked" episode.The assholes writing life are hacks and deserve to get SHOT
>>2464594It's the default song for another two days or so.
>Not one "Victory or Death" in my club this CM opening>Had the spam since last TaurusIt's dober...
>>2464600S+ or SS can beat UG
>>2464596We are NOT slandering bourbon, she's an honest front.
>>2464597>>2464606I can't take it. It was only bearable when she was giving me free shit.
>>2464607Why haven't YOU sent one anon?
>>2464607Club morale is always fluctuating during CMs, high hopes in round 1 and then crushing despair in round 2
>>2464615Too busy sending wuv yous..
>>2464615At work during opening.
You have to be such a miserable, fun hating faggot to hate Umas like Gold Ship and Taiki
>>2464616I already know what's coming for me
>>2464621What if I don't hate but dislike both because both robbed me of plat?
>>2464621TRVKE
>>2464621Fuck TaikiComplete slop uma
>>2464628Which uma would say this? (Dont know enough about her career)
>>2464628>slop umaThat doesn't even make senseyou're just a faggot, way to prove his point
>>2464630Gran alegria
>>2464630Seeking the pearl and Taiki have beef iirc?
wuv oldmaswuv newmaswuv whomaswuv slopmas
>>2464611Not the first time I've seen bourbon referred to as an honest front, why is that?
I'm going to be that guy. It's /vg/ shitposting again here isn't it?We don't call umas a "slop" no matter how meta they are.
Are the players with random green skills not applicable to the track putting in parents last-minute just to fill a spot? Then again, it's the jobber round so...
>>2464637Most likely because she hasn't performed that well, if she had dominated like Seiun or Xogger did in their CMs people would be bitching about her nonstop, look how Taiki still catches flack a few posts up and her domination happened months ago.
>>2464634They've got a MANT event where they're pretty friendly. They go through a whole routine of trying to communicate without language.
>>2464645
>>2464637Valentines clanker has no bullshit gimmicks, she's the equivalent of a shoto in a fighting game. Someone like seiun has a .4 accel unique, smaru has a controllable unique, suzuka has runaway, etc. Bobo in comparison is fair as hell.
>>2464638The shitflinger shitposts in /vg/ too he's been caught before a couple of times. Its just an ol timey troll
>>2464645Depends how many greens. Sometimes I'll pick up an irrelevant green if I can't afford anything else, just in case it turns out to be a good parent.
>>2464621I find Gold Ship to be annoying but Taiki is cute.
>>2464630silent suzu
>>2464645Autosselect gamers I assume.Unless it's just like one off green which might just be spending down leftover SP
>>2464638If people are willing to designate CMs as [metauma]slop and Longslop it's not exactly a stretch.
>>2464645I just used my TT umas this time.
>>2464651>>2464648>Bourbon hasn't performed very wellWhat the fuck planet are you living on? And why are we not acknowledging that her unique is fucking busted and allows her to cut ahead of most Seiuns? I'd say only S. Maru holds a candle to V. Bourbon who is one of the strongest trainees in the game with one of the easiest kits, great aptitudes, and the only one that doesn't have to fish for groundwork. "Honest" my fucking ass. She's busted>OH BOO HOO MY S.MARU IS WINNING 80% OF THE GAMES AND NOT BOURBONSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>2464648>Most likely because she hasn't performed that wellThat is really wrong when she's performed as good as fuckin xog in multiple CMs and dominated practice rooms. The reason bourbon doesn't catch any flack is because her unique doesn't feel "unfair". She's just straight up good with no bullshit mechanics.
>>2464638LongslopMedfraudSprintcasinoMileKINO
>>2464651Her gimmick is that you don't have to do 50 runs to spark groundwork
>>2464663bourbon was a rug pull...
>>2464663Yeah i agree that the guy who said bourbon hasn't performed well is fucking tripping, but compare her unique to other meta umas that caught a LOT of hate, like taiki, xoguri, falcon, or smaru. Her unique is way less bullshit than those.
>>2464667>Mileshite
>>2464656>>2464659>>2464650It's more than picking a single cheap green like sympathy. I've seen an uma with non-distance, right-handed, summer and snow conditions lol. Wish i screenshotted it
>>2464663I still say she's more fair than any other meta uma we've seen so far, also in no moment I said she was weak. All I said is she had no unfair gimmick. I'd honestly put her as THE most valuable trainee in the game because she's busted in every distance and will still be used when LOH comes around alongside valentines fujin
>>2464670Her unique is just as strong as Falcon's. I don't understand. We do practice rooms and the busted Bourbon wins every time and people want to pretend like she's honest? No. No no no no. You're insane. There's only two umas that are maybe stronger than her and that's xogger and S. Maru. That's it. Bourbon is insanely strong. Seiun doesn't have the mid-race to compete, she just doesnt. She is one of the strongest fronts in the strongest class of the game. On what planet is that honest?
No matter the distance, no matter the surface, no matter the meta, I will flatline.Only through relaxation I am victorious.
>>2464638I feel like slop gets too bad a rep as a word. At the bare minimum, at least slop can taste good. Like how it can feel good to win even with a meta uma even if it may not be good for the game or good for you to rely too much on them. We need a worse word. Any CM where literally only one uma has a chance of winning? That's gonna be sludge.
I took a nap earlier so I'm doing my runs later instead of reset Do not worry, I still remember that I can quit before getting three wins to stay in group B (where I belong)
hello hello shitter hours nano
>>2464676>smaru I put bourbon over smaru in my experience desu, at least when it comes to if both are highrolled.
>>2464676/v/ma has a lot of clanker lovers.
>>2464679Cowardice. Get two wins then shit yourself for the next three races like a man.
>>2464685I refuse to do that anymore
It's so fucking soul crushing
>>2464688I only have it in me to do like two parent runs a day tops
>>2464676>On what planet is that honest?What's unfair about her though? Point to me in her kit what is unfair about it. Let's look at every other front in the game >SuzukaAccess to runaway >Maruzensky (base)Fair>Summer MaruzenskyEasy to manipulate unique for different situations >DaiwaFalcon ult>SeiunFull powered instawin angling>FalconFalcon>Kitasan Full powered long auto win unique>FujinUltra busted unique in tracks with uphills (like the current CM)>PalmerAccess to runawayShe's honest as fuck, she's super strong. Unarguably top 2. But she doesn't have a "carry you to a win" ability.
>>2464679>that team compHOLY PEAK
>>2464691>honest>undoubtably top 2Do metafags really?
>>2464645probably, i had to pull a runner from last cm with nakayama. she still did well though
I think I'm not gonna survive for the Sprint CM
What a horrible day, I managed to get into round 2 A but i raged a lot
I can't be mad, I'm always happy to see Cafe
>>2464696At least you can run whoever you want without forced Haruten this time.
>>2464698kek
>>2464694Okay but again, what's not honest about her? It's not like Xog where a poorly built one can still win cuz festive miracle lol or old golshi using her unique to move up in an era where midrace skills basically didn't exist. If you don't build w good bourbon she's gonna lose, she has no gimmick that gives her a leg up.
>>2464696haha ... yeah
>>2464698LOL
>>2464698hey, that's me!
>>2464698HEY THAT IS ME
>>2464699I saw one too, UG rank. I can't even imagine having to do what they do to make her work.
>>2464696I'm also fucked
>>2463343Previous : >>2460044
>>2464702NTA and I see (and kind of agree) your point, but if there's one unfair thing about her is that she's piss easy to mass produce. Every run can be a potential run due to guaranteed green, groundwork and early lead.
>>2464698i read from left to right and dont get it
>>2464710Fuck off with this /vg/ culture
>>2464713Its right to left....
>>2464696>238THAT MAY AS WELL BE INFINITE CLOCKS
>>2464714larp larp larp sahur
Y-You guys have clocks?
I wish Oguri was in the frame since she lost to Brian by a head
>>2464723The student council members are so cool....
I spent the last 15k carats i had rolling for palmer....
>>2464720Yup yup!Just enough for going in on one more CM of my choice or a week in the Ryan mines!
>>2464725But you got her! ...right?
>>2464725Anonymous... You should only bring that up if there's a happy ending to this story...
>>2464723I've had a couple wins by a nose/head where the opponent was missing from the picture. They might be so close that they're getting un-rendered.
>>2464725What the fuck were you thinking
https://poal.me/o5pebohttps://poal.me/o5pebohttps://poal.me/o5pebo
>>2464731Shan't.
>>2464731No thanksGive me Rob Roy
>>2464727>>2464728>>2464730yeppers, and I got good spooks too, but I feel like im completely bricked for GL now
>>2464731>eceleb>idolReporting both to Tazuna
Happy birthday Digitan.I'm happy you have the highest winrate of all my umas this CM.
>>2464731>one child will become a social media golem>the other will mean you never get to have a second of your life without Smart Falcon's voice in itWhich one of these girl is more likely to kill me?
>>2464731Both are ugly
>>2464731Why not both?
>>2464731I truly see zero appeal of Falcon so it's an easy choice.
>>2464734I'm happy for you then! But you may want to start savemaxxing hard.
>>2464731NO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>2463347Non-representative individual of /v/agabond, I'm here to crash and burn in the open leagues. >>2463348Still grinding away at the A wall.
>>2464745Tell it to me straight chief, how fucked am I?
BLENDER ANON, COMPARE FALCON AND CURREN PLEASE
>>2464749You're not fucked, you're cooked.
>>2464752How bad though? If it's not too bad I can swipe
>>2464749You can live with 0LB Light Hello/1LB Tachyon
>>2464736>Digital gives trainer a doujin with the raunchiest most depraved sex known to manWhy would she do this?
MY NEIMU IS PALMER
>>2464731>smart falcon has the 84th biggest ass>curren has the 102nd biggest assWhat is there to argue?
>>2464760You got 0 proof
>averaging 1 win every 5 races>group AAiming for at least one win so I can get into B finals.
>>2464762https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/The numbers don't lie
>>2464763>no medium SYeah....
>>2464764Ohnonono...donkeybros... we got zenno rob robbed!!!
>>2464760>biggest assis that why Falcon attracts so many blacks? it all makes sense now..
>>2464767>proportionally over 7 other umasCan't complain
>>2464766>no medium SYeah!
>>2464757>Gives him a doujin of hardcore TrainerxTrainee handholding
>>2464770AUNTIE STILL GOT IT BAYBEE, FCM and spring runner?
>>2464771It's worse than that. It's ear fondling
>>2464768Its such a fucking shame we were in the bunker during this. The slander would've been so funny
>>2464764>missing rulershipWhat the FUCK
>>2464764She's the best
God I wish I had Yaeno Muteki so badly
Now that Day1 is over, Dober seems to be my weakest link. Any suggestions for how I could improve her?
>>2464779You need way way more mid race and you should be able to cap wit
>>2464772Nah just a ton of midrace + Opera. Couldn't get Taking the Lead for that run but the midrace makes up for it.I'm also using a runaway debuffer.
>>2464779If I had to guess, the main issue is low stamina. She's probably not able to spurt often enough to win consistently.
Kawakami challenges you to an arm wrestling match. Could you take her?
>>2464786I would lose to haru urara FUCK no
>>2464775Always remember that she had to whore herself into a card to attract people and in the end she had to beg Curren to save her ass. The whole thing was shameful.
Barrier draw for the Victoria Mile G1 this weekend
>>2464786neigha i'm gonna die...
>>2464791>>2464787You can't back down though. Her prince would never back down from a challenge.
>>2464790Brown Coconuts.
>>2464790Any idea on favorites?
>>2464794I'm not a prince, my parents grew up on a farm.
>>2464786Pictured: Torena-san challenges an Umamusume with no sense of restraint to an arm wrestling matchhttps://files.catbox.moe/4djqjq.jpg
>>2464794Fine ill do it if URA covers the medical bills.
>>2464797Embroidery (double tiara) and Kamunyak (cucked Embroidery from the triple tiara with the Oaks) should be the favorites coming in. Cervinia is also a double tiara iirc
>>2464797Last year's double tiara filly + won the Himba stakes last month, Embroidery.
ITS SHITTER HOURS GET IN
>you just finished a bunch of races into hopeful stakes>0 energy>you have a lucky charm>shit turn, 2 random support cards on level 1 guts and nothing else (non-guts deck)Do (You) blow the lucky charm on guts, or just rest?
>>2464803all hours are shitter hours in round 1
>>2464696you people are like babies
It's always whale hours.Prepare for the worst.
>>2464799>"damn did you get hit by a truck?">"arm wrestling...with narita taishin..." https://files.catbox.moe/hp4hbk.png
>>2464803>>2464806Week day primetime.
>>2464804Rest
>>2464803I finished my runs during open
T-There is going to be a Mejiro coin later ... right bros?
>>2464814I have Gold fatigue (except Gold City)
Got long S in the 1st and med S in the 2nd inspirations for my end ace... wtf
>>2464779Bad stamina. ~75% chance of the full spurt.Plus you seem to be lacking in skills.
I want to kill this bitchi have no idea why I lose to her so much WHEN SHE ISNT EVEN MY RIVALPeople doompost flower or vodka but 70% of my losses are to this slut SHE HAS ALL SEEING EYES CANT THAT NOT EVEN HIT FRONTS?
>>2464814Of course! It'll even be sponsored by the actual Mejiro ranch!
>>2464790Drop of Light is such a good name, would love to see her win but the old girl can only win G3s
>>2464819>Dober when anyone else runs herCalm, cool, collected, ready to win at any time>Dober when you run herRushed, fatigued, frenzied, ready to make you use another clock
>>2464819I TOLD YOU ABOUT MPB BRO
SIX FALCO RUNS WHERE THE FIRST INSPO WAS LITERALLY ONLY STATSPLEASE FALCO I LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME YOUR PARENTS ARE OPTIMAL AS FUCK
>>2464825You should've grinded 2 trillion fans for her. This is revenge
>>2464825But what about second inspo?
>>2464814heroes of the franchise i kneel...
>>2464825HOEH
>>2464827>front player>Not chain abandoning the first inspoif you dont get style S -or- groundwork on the first inspo your run has like a 90% chance of being a brick. You're really gonna bank off BOTH on the last one?
>>2464826Falcodislikers, we won. She can't get revenge on us because we won't use her.
>>2464825
>>2464833Sit still bitch damn
So is this actually good or is it one of those things where "it's good on one really specific course"
>>2464831But your second inspo has the same chance of hitting big as the next first inspo...You're throwing away good seeds bro!
>>2464836It's always good but you need both whites.
I could not oshigame a d*rter. I just don't have that kind of drive in me. Thank god mine is a turfQUEEN.
>>2464836If you can have both it's always good.
>>2464825AIEEEEEEE
>>2464842SHES SO FLAT
>>2464840I'm Oshigaming a dirter but it's Digitan so it doesn't really count.
>>2464842BRUTAL
>>2464840Bro, John Cygames just deducted 50,000 carats from your account...
Damn this CM is tough
Strong Umas. Weak Umas. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.
I just woke upI just missed EVERYTHING, missed all the fun with you guysKill me
>>2464849My favorite pokemon? Garchomp.My favorite uma? Oguri cap.I'm actually serious
>>2464849>Truly skilled trainersTell that to front slop spammers
>>2464851It's only day 1 of round 1, narcolepsy anon.
>>2464851You should be glad that the sea is quiet after the monsters were sent to the deep
>>2464840Speaking of, I have no one to run on dirt. The team I plan to run is very far away.
>>2464853Unironically one of the most BASED toreinas here
>>2464786Didn't Hishi beat the trainer only using her pinky, while letting the trainer use both hands?
>>2464849I did try and Jordan won twice (in bad lobbies)
>>2464855I WANT TO SLEEP WHEN I CHOOSE TO!!!>>2464856Was it that bad?
>>2464862I didn't find it so bad, but it was tougher than other day 1s
>>2464842Skin outbreak? Have you inspected her to be sure?
>>2464864I thought it was pretty easy compared to the last one. I almost died last CM.
>>2464866I found it pretty easy too but I saw less shitters
>>2464864My Kawakami this time around had a 70% winrate. Last CM round 1 she had a 20%. This CM has been MUCH easier so far.
I'm still winning with xogger despite having a stronger front runner this time round. It's a strange feeling.
>>2464868I think I might have gotten lucky to be fair, I saw a couple A trainers that clearly had no idea where they were, and they weren't even dominators.
no matter how much wit I have my umas always refuse to use all their abilities I load em up with like 10 abilities and they use zero to one if I'm lucky I fucking hate these whores sometimes glue em all
>>2464836its a luxury instawin combo early race if both proc.
>>2464836Can someone give me the over-under on Ignited Spirit WIT? I've been seeing people say you can use it in lieu of PP?
>>2464873Anything below 1000 wit is glue
>Try to do a good mant run>This time go as fast as I can>Its okay but will finish it>Completely forget to use hammers at ClimaxesIt's my fault but I that can't make me like MANT.
Kinda dirty victory but I've to do this since I cant bring my clanker due to being maru and seuinlet>>2464711I mean for that you'll have to work on the MANT training. The definition of honest where you've got to put the effort to be good. She doesn't have wit growth compared to unsu and smaru too so there's always a chance for her to wittanked.
I knew about NY Haru gaining an aptitude bump to mile A and thought that makes sense comparing 2 star to 3 star. But is there any reason why Valentine Cafe jumps from C to A aptitude in end closer? I'm a fan of ends so that suits me but wondered if there are any other future alts that change the 'intended' style or distances?
>>2464878it basically does the same thing as pp, but if you have both its extra insurance that the combo works
>front does Groundwork + TTL and gets into 1st>still falls behind to other frontswhy does this keep happening
>>2464884The only other one I can think is festival Teio gets bumped up to a proper A in Longs instead of B. Not that it changes much, chances are it was purely for the Arima Kinen.
>>2464884CinGray Oguri swaps her medium and long aptitudes.
>>2464884Its just because she's intended as end while base cafe is intended as late, when stam kris comes out current cafe will be better as late than end
I wuv you guys, no matter what happens
>>2464776her profile isn't on gametora yet for some reason so my scraper didn't pick it up but she has official measurements, give me a second
>>2464888Spot struggle, losing the wit pace up checks, mid race skills. There's a million reasons
I hate you guys despite all that happened
>>2464888front hellscapes are midrace or die battlefields, that's why killer tunes and corner whites are basically mandatory alongside or alternative to escape artist if you're running vbourbon or don't have seiun stam respectively
>>2464904
>he doesn't have all three at 1000 wit
>>2464900
>>2464904Understandable.
>>2464903i still dont get how wit affects positioning
>>2464912Honestly I find it hard to imagine Digital hating anyone.
Happy Birthday Digitan, Wuv you...
Am I going to see more front runners tomorrow or in round 2?My Scarlet did really well against other fronts, but she was a bricked solo front in like 70% of my matches today.I feel like I got rug pulled. I was promised a front meta.
>>2464914every track has 24 sections, your speed each sections is determined by the speed modifier depending on your style, the phase and a random multiplier that's based on Witmore Wit = higher chance of higher speed (but you can still lowroll)
>>2464902Doing God's work. I think that only a few umas are missing? I find it weird umas like Samson big or Epiphaneia don't have profiles yet.
>>2464890>>2464893>>2464899Neato thanks. I wonder if Cafe was testing the waters. Guessing that it didn't get a good reception and it's pretty punishing. Like your oshi was a late surger and you pulled for the meta late surger cards and now she needs end cards to be optimal.
>>2464914wit decided how good an uma gets at position keep and passing rival front/pace mid race by challenge (late race dueling is unrelated to this)
>>2464922that makes sense, seems like skills overall are more important to boost ahead but good to know.
>>2464923I can can answer that actually, they don't get profiles until they get a card.
>>2464914Wit checks how much money you have spent on the game and increases your chances of winning
>>2464923thanks for pointing it out, i'll add them too, i have no idea why they aren't on gametora but their lists aren't as exhaustive as i first thought, i had to manually add a few of the recently released umas
>>2464935Its because they don't have cards in JP yet dacchi
>>2464910My main ace is not even at 600 wit
Has there been anything worth discussing on /v/ lately? Has anyone been there at all?
>>2464938Mixtape :^)
>>2464910my bourbon refuses to reach 1000 wit, but shes winning anyways so
>>2464939Great "game".
>>2464939That's the astroturfed movie right?
>>2464938I laughed about the sloppy dmc anime but honestly it's so humiliating and horrendous I can't even make fun of it anymore
>>2464946They really made one of the most atrocious fanfiction AUs I've ever seen. Torch netflix's offices now.
>>2464790BOND GIRL YOU MUST WIN THIS TIME.
>>2464938The Star Fox threads have been pretty funny.
Catbox is dead again.Anyways, one can tell I am not well suited. Do I bother with the extra paid entries or do I just not try?https://limewire.com/d/YVctC#VzqgD3zn3s>>2464938Subnautica 2 leaked, apparently it's a lot of fun and can outright replace the original.
>>2464923addedRulership shares place 36 with Air Groove, Mejiro Palmer and Ryan, not bad at allEpiphaneia 58 with Finemo and ToproSamson Big 124>>2464936makes sense, thanksplease someone hover over Rickey's name
cute "easter egg" I noticed when clicking embedded link between gold + white skill on gametora 10 timeshttps://files.catbox.moe/410mhs.jpg
>>2464955Wait wait, I didn't know anything about that, care to give me some info?
>>2464955Open league? I don't know the rewards for that but if it's similar to graded you'd be paying ~10 carats for a goddess statue and monies. Totally fine to skip the paid entry if you want though. Get the daily entry tickets and skip through those if you haven't.
>>2464955You're new, forget about it. You'd have to try to get one of them to be able to win in Open and you can't even beat URA, going 0-5 again would just cost you carats. Only do the free entries.
Clanker is really fucking strong.
>>2464938I've been in the Stranger than Heaven/Gang of Dragon threads. The threads go about as well as you'd expect. That is to say, not very good.I just wish they'd make a good game again but alas.
>>2464967Stranger than heaven looks fucking SICK man what are you talking about
>>2464955Are you doing your aces in Unity or MANT? Unity should still be doable >Do I bother with the extra paid entries or do I just not try?It's generally worth if you can get at least one win
>>2464969didn't the funding get pulled and its ded?
>>2464956LEL
>>2464955getting my ass beaten in the first Taurus was such a trascendental experience for me, i thought that just throwing whatever half decent ace would be enough to beat players equally as bad or worse than me but once i got into round 2 and couldn't win a single time out of the 40 races it really triggered the competitive spirit inside me, it made me realize that it isn't just paying 2k dollars to win and that you actually required to put some tought into what you're doing.i hope you don't take this loss as being incapable of being good and rather see it as a goal to slowly claw towards, we still have 40+ CMs to go and several "soft" resets on cards and parents
>>2464969Yeah, I'm going to play it but I'm worried about the combat being downgraded again. I just want Judgment 3 in that regard. I also have no trust in Yokoyama to write a good story after the past few games.The game looks great visually and I want to see the founding of the Tojo, but modern RGG is a coinflip.
>>2464961>~1030. I would have to pay 30.I got two free tickets though.>>2464962>you can't even beat URAYou can LOSE with a B+ on the URAS???? What the hell man, I'm consistently beating the URAs when I actually reach them. That Bakushin is LITERALLY 14-14 and I never clocked once. I get that's a low bar but my point is that I don't really fail URAs unless I fail the entire career itself.>>2464959Can't really because I haven't actually played it, just going off of hearsay. Here's a leak thread though. >>/v/738815668
>>2464955there's only one actally paid entry a day. your first entry should get you 2 free tickets
>>2464977NTA but >kurohyou combat systemIt's going to be fucking kino man, I'll admire I'm a sucker for RGG games but this one is shaping up to be some special shit
>>2464945it's 2026's Gone Home.
>>2464976>it made me realize that it isn't just paying 2k dollars to win and that you actually required to put some tought into what you're doing.This is what everyone seems to always forget and complain about P2W. I was only able to get Graded B win first Taurus and that was because I didn't actually study the game, and mainly relied on guides what to do.CM2 onwards I tried thinking by myself and was able to score plats despite not even owning an MLB Kitasan until her rerun.
>>2464979>30. I would have to pay 30.Yeah, but you get 5 carats for participation in open. So that's paying 25.Not worth it if you can't win.
Whale hours>1/4>2/3>3/2Shitter hours (now) >4/1
>>2464955>the limewire user is a newly excavated fossilHuh, the more you know
>>2464970>acesI've done nothing but Unity for 2 weeks.>>2464976Damn. Well, that sounds like my sore loser ass is going to be sore for a while then. I can't even break the B+ wall yet so I'm doubly fucked.Maybe I should just sign up a team of Gs one day for the fun of it.
NTR has denied me FCM every single ace run today. Pretty brutal too since I was fortunate enough to get fast learner on two of them...
>>2464981I FOOOOOUUUNNDD A PLAACCCEEEE THAT I CAN CALL HOOOMMEEEEEEE TESTIN MYYY FAAAATTEEEE TOOK ALL MY PAAAIIINN AND MAAAAADEEE A WEAPON
Can I run 1 front runner and 2 debuffers? What’s the purpose of running 3?
>>2464981Kicking everyone in my club that doesn't buy peaker than peak
>>2464971You're thinking of the one with the fat gook as the main character by the original Yakuza guy at a different company. The one with Snoop Dogg is still fine
>>2464988https://limewire.com/d/1DFVe#AIL1UPqt4G>>246498530 for each, but fair play.>>2464980That's still 30 carats if I do all three races that day if I'm not mistaken.Also, I get two tickets a day? Or just for the entry race?
Newb here today in team trials I discovered that if I run an uma with a debuff the debuff also has an effect in my own umas. Thank for your attention to this matter.
>>2464995Oh yeah they took out Nagoshi like ol yeller
>>2464997Incorrect actually
>>2464993Front Runner's big midrace boost comes from Spot Struggling, which are only done with another Front in the race. You can run a single Front, but if it's the only Front in the race it loses the main advantage it can get to put it far enough ahead of the pack for the late race
>>2464997Only works for the "Rushed" debuffs
>>2464979You know i love the idea of subnautica but unfortunately I am way too much of a pussy to ever play it. I enjoy games with horror elements being helpless at sea is too much for me. I hope it's good, I've always thought the hate subnautica gets in /v/ is very undeserved
>>2464938Star fox threads are okay, everything else is a big graveyard and a baitfest
Two questions related to Gemini. >1. Is the bird from hell going to be the strongest again. If so, how easy is she to build since you need Turf A and Mile S>2. Who should pair with the bird if I don't have the robot or the summer girl?
>>2465008Having been a fan of the original Subnautica... A good chunk of the hate's fully deserved. That game is incredibly fucking clunky, the ground controls actively got WORSE as time went on(getting around on the Aurora is a fucking mess,) and teases you with the idea that you can defend yourself. It also had a lot of cool ideas that it just ditched because the programmers were just not very good(the terraformer still exists in the game but they never figured out how to save the terrain.)Still, I love it even with its rough edges.
>>2464993Running only 1 front runner means she's less aggressive with her pace up mode, and will be overtaken before midrace ends. You need two so that they both fight each other.>What’s the purpose of running 3?"frontloading" the lobby so that paces/lates/ends miss their positional requirements. It's better to run a runaway as third, or a pace ace if you want the frontload idea. I don't think it's worth the time and effort to build 3.
>>2464780>>2464783>>2464818What the fuck man. Admittedly the run didn't go super well, but this bitch is so much harder to train than I remember. I tried RIko instead of Flash, but I didn't even get close to previous numbers. Maybe I just really need to highroll.Also how does anyone ever get enough mid race skills? As much as I'm told to get more, I feel like more just don't show up. I'm running well over thirty races. Is there something I'm doing wrong, or it really just luck of the draw?
>>2464997That only happens in Practice rooms, where even the top 3 Umas that seem to be on a team... aren't. Every uma blasts their debuffs at everyone
>>2464758M-MAI NEIMU IS PAMA
>>2465011>Top 3, we'll see how well she performs. She's not hard to build at all and you can aim for turf and mile S>Seiun and Fatwa
>>2465004spot struggling helps but it's not the whole storyFronts want to do 2 things1. they want to be in the lead2. if they're in the lead they want to be 2 lengths in front of the 2nd placeif there's only 1 front in the lobby they quickly get into their desired position and stop creating a gapif there are 2 or more fronts they battle for the lead until position keep ends, creating a big gap to the pace blob
>>2465014Parents, cards and luck of the draw of races
>fronts are a midrace or die runner type>alll that matters for ends is mid race, they need a daring strike + THH combo>pace chasers live and die by midrace, they have to be close to the front or overtaking>lates NEED midrace, or else theyll fall to 8th and use nothingNOOOTICINGNOOOOOOOOOOTICING
>>2464779Always take Radiant Star even if everyone says it's bad
>>2465014It's pretty much just luck depending on your cards and Akikawa being nice in terms of mid-race. You have Tachyon, but there's also the need for her to give you a hint, and for the hint to be a mid-race skill. Same deal with Marvelous actually giving you Tail Held High.
CHIIIIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYONO ODOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DO... KI?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
>>2465021Now you get it.
>>2465021This is why uma is ultimately a wit game.
stressful day? let's have a jighttps://jiggie.fun/_hxOK5
>>2465021My End doesn't have THH, Marv is such a whore
>>2465029>later scenarios, wit is by far the lowest stat everyone hasWhy do I have a feeling that there's this secret that 2000 wit is actually broken as fuck and no one discovered it at this point?
>>2465021Everyone is hyperfocused on midrace because that's where the current arms race is. Everyone has their accels and if you skip them, people will rightfully call you a retard but there aren't that many good ones and stacking a billion bad ones isn't cost effective so instead midrace is where you get your advantage.
>>2465034This, as the game has gone on priorities have simply changed over time now that more options are avaliable
>>2465021Stats simply arent enough. I have max speed, near max power, near max wit, but because my end closer is missing extra mid-race + uma stan, it's gonna stay in the back especially because her name is not golshi. Great stamina, at the cost of lower guts. Which on paper sounds okay, but that means she's losing duels too due to the low guts. If it's not one thing, it's something else. But it's always a learning experience. Sometimes you lose to stuff that has you scratching your head like "really?"
>>2465021>dude you need to devote three thousand skill points to moving past pump radiant star on your left red shift>actually you need every midrace move in the gameAHHHHHH
>>24649964 races. you do the one race thats free and doesnt count as one fo your 3, then you go to the missions screen to redeem the tickets, tou spend the tickets on the next 2 races and 30 carats on the last race.ususally i just go ahead, you might be losing value if you go sub 3 wins but not by much as even participation rewards give you some carats back as well as goddes statues and other stuff
>>2465032Isn't it going to be difficult to reach 2000 wit while also having competitive levels of speed, stamina, power? I don't think they get even close to capping every stats in later scenarios.
>>2465040You need both accels and mid-race, but oftentimes most of your points will go towards mid-race. You buy your parent inherits, hopefully at a discount, usually only two or three of them, and most of the race is mid-race stuff. This is why getting more SP is crucial. People would sell all their possesions just to get that stupid fast learner hat
Am I stupid because I don't get the point of mid-race skills on end closers.
>>2465021how do I get friendship points? I want that Urara card
>>2465061Mostly TT
>>2465060I am also stupid, but I'm pretty sure it's to keep pace so that they have an easier time getting into the proper position to start activating skills going into the final spurt.
>>2465060I can help you understand this pretty easilyYou know goldship is the most popular end closer right? Because her ult is a disgustingly powerful mid-race moveYou know how straightaway spurt literally doesn't work this CM yet end closers are meta? Daring strike, extremely strong mid-race end closer gold skill
>>2465061Play TeamTrials. Collect monthly club rewards. Have followers borrow your support card. Random event rewards.
>>2465069my best card is a Mr C.B level 45, do I have to do anything to let other people borrow it?
>>2465071Go into your profile and select it for "career support"
>>2465061Join a clubGrind lots of careers, win lots of racesDo ALL the team trials
>>2465078Oh, I already had my CB there. How do I know if anyone's using?
https://files.catbox.moe/3ssow7.JPGI'm using this deck + mlb Kita and full speed sparks to gutsmax with Kingu and Princess, but I always end up with power and wit way too low. Should I drop Kita for another guts card?
>>2465080You'll get friend points on gift box daily from people's borrows.
>>2465060End Closers do not actually want to be all the way at the end at the start of Late Race. They have no skills that only activate when in 8th/9th. Daring Strike is 5th or worse, Spurt just checks if you're an End, and there's like one skill that checks if there's a certain distance between you and whoever is in first.Because of this, End Closers are mostly just Lates and use the same accels where they can. They have more top speed in exchange for starting further back when Position Keep ends and having to catch up. And Lates have access to their own exclusive skills of course.
>>2465080What >>2465083 said.Don't be surprised if a non-MLB support doesn't get many borrows. People have reported 0-5 borrows from MLB meta supports and it also depends on how many followers your account has.
>>2465080For the record, I neglected to mention that while it does TECHNICALLY give you friend points, it's far from the most efficient. You're not going to get a lot of borrows unless you MLB an important card right when it drops. An lv45 Mr Cheeseburger is good, but generally only inexperienced players who don't any better are going to borrow it since experienced players would rather just borrow a lv50 version just as easily. You might have more luck throwing up a MLB SR card with the hope that people who need it will randomly pick yours over others.
I have 5k carats should I blow em on the matikanefukukitaru support banner?
>>2465096No.
>>2465096Just focus on saving for now. The good support banners aren't for a month or two, but you'll want a decent amount saved up. With these things you either go big or you don't roll.
Funny, I spent a fortune gathering the proper support cards to make sure my training plan is CONSISTENT! Now I got these snot-nosed brats waltzing in places they shouldn't be in?Even worse, now I gotta pay for books and scrolls doing the shit I PAID YOU NIGGAS FOR?!
>>2465081I wouldnt thats a very solid deck and prof will always be a good skill
>>2465118Alright, I'll try switching to power sparks.
There ought to be some item or mechanic that makes an event chain proc more likely besides using silvers
https://files.catbox.moe/bmu5q0.png
>>2465096No, those cards arent all that good and were about to enter super save mode for the future GL banners, you will get either S.maru or Agnes speed then which are way better cards
>>2465030T'was fun, a nice reprieve from finals week. Thank you.https://limewire.com/d/tGfWi#EnGmrYg93ASince it came up: I'm willing to try Rise of Nations with you, or maybe you could try Dawn of the Tiberium Age/Twisted Insurrection with me. I dunno, I'm shit at all of the games listed so you'd render my fat.I still owe that other guy a Civ 6 match though.
>>2465130>I still owe that other guy a Civ 6 match though.It's ok, you don't. I can only play 6 with a ton of overhaul mods, and i don't know how modded multiplayer works nor do i want someone else to spend bandwidth that might edge the game closer to a memory leak
>>2465128Rice wouldn't say that (she would say she lost instead)
New bread? Its the dawn of eurohours
>>2465136Aw. I was actually looking forward to it, even though my aptitude towards the game could be best described as H. Oh well.When are we getting an uma Civ 6?
>>2465142Once i got time after these CMs then maybe. What DLCs do you have?>spoilerA chinese modder made something years ago, but i can't read moonruneshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2869371714&searchtext=uma
>>2465152>DLCAs far as I know, I've got every single content pack for this game. I think I got the ultimate edition really cheap when it was on sale.>umaThat's funny, the loading text basically says "VR is amazing! This time, we're in the world of Sid Meier's Civilization 6!"Trainer is the general icon, and the cleats are a unique structure(race course.)
>>2465141Not my call.
>>2465157Great, I got them all too!>VR is amazing! This time, we're in the world of Sid Meier's Civilization 6!That's cute. Usually anime mods don't have much rhyme or reason why they're in the game.
>>2465163Yeah. It's pretty good, actually. If I was even capable of 3D modeling, I'd make a mod based on this.Hey, do you have any guides on how to play Civ 6? I'm not kidding about being H tier, I can't even properly beat the game on the second-easiest difficulties.
I just found a fucking Umamusume themed Triple Baka dance video and someone had the AUDACITY to go "Scarlet, Vodka, and the red one that's not in Umamusume."
>>2465165There's some youtubers that are really good at the game. The game is somewhat counter intuitive if you come from the older titles so watching some videos might help you learn some things.
Spent all week trying to grind a okay maru parent. Not gonna with 3 fronts. Just gonna stick to this and debuffers.https://litter.catbox.moe/391jjd.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/57nrek.jpeg
>>2465172Was the third Machan?
>>2465185Yes, yes it was.>>2465172Meant to append the video to this, sorry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IpfjrNvlPkI was kind of hoping they'd make a cover of the song too, even if it was an AI cover, but oh well.
>>2465173Eh, it's the best I'm gonna get. Thanks for the direction.
>>2465195The person who commented that's username is Machan retard-kun
>>2465198Yes. I'm aware.I said "someone had the AUDACITY" as faux outrage to draw attention to the video itself.I was just stupid and forgot to attach the video.
>>2465201Truly a comedy of errors.
Man, not having welfare yeppers makes gutsmaxxing really fucking annoying to build a good deck, especially since my Ayabe is LB0 and even the gold crystals wouldn't get it to MLB
>>2464751>just woke up>have a doctors appointmentReplying to say that youve been noticed, will post in about 2-3 hours
>>2465165I'm not that good of a player myself (beat deity only once or twice), but Herson's multiplayer vids i've personally found to be the most informative. Alot applies to single player despite multifag's tendencies to boom all the same way (especially since their custom map seeds force space between all civ spawns. Sooo lame..). The gist is onige before cost scaling makes everything too expensive production-wise. Growing pop via internal trade routes (with monumentality-bought traders and workers if you got holy sites), beelining feudalism for the +2 builder charge, and setting up cross-city district adjacencies, in particular aqueducts + production districts. Do get familiar with the district adjacencies cheet sheet:https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/civ6_gamepedia_en/images/2/29/District_Cheat_Sheet.png/revision/latest?cb=20161023083845I'd recommend Tokugawa or Poundmaker to practice booming b/c of their trade bonuses and former's Japan's +1 district adjacency. Germany is good, tooUmamusume.
>>2465195Aw, I was hoping it was actually going to be animated like the actual Triple Bakahttps://x.com/imaichichan/status/2042916380580942194
>>2465216Damn that's a way more interesting idea. I wish I could animate now!Well I could maybe with MMD but it'd be ROUGH and I have no idea where to even get the uma models.
>lost every race to either gold ship or tamamoWhat the fuck why did no one tell me end closers were the real threat in this CM?
If the uma activates almost all the skills at the beginning then they already lost right?
>>2465226Did you forget the first Taurus cup already
>2-3>1-4o my jobber squad please dont win 3
>>2465226Anon I told you countless times, the 500 meters of final straight is heavily end-closer favored but no, you wanted to seethe about fronts.
Is anyone here autistic enough to do UTAUloid voice banks for Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka?
>>2465260>you wanted to seethe about frontshttps://litter.catbox.moe/bme1fe.jpg
This is the first time I've been matched with S rank shitters 5 times in a row. Not complaining.
>>2465290I wonder if nobody told them about Open League's A+ rank. I feel kinda bad.
>>2464938Clod is up again.>>2465011Bird is strong but there's more front options now, so it'll be harder for the bird to conserve ult until the final straight (which is what she needs to do to get a free win).Paces also have a real accel in Nishino's inherit this time. I don't know if that's enough to make them a serious threat but it's something.
>>2465011So far the problem in the rooms has consistently been Taishin. Can't do anything if she gets Nemesis carryover into Encroaching Shadow.
>0-5 in openVery impressive. 5 years of playing and this is the first time this happened to me.>tfw no face
https://files.catbox.moe/ieesad.pngCut this too close, I’m not making A league unless I can actually get another decent Uma out.
>9-win streakProbably my best ever.
>>2465307A+ open is basically just a battleground for juicy 14 999 umas pretending to not be S rankers
>>2465302Does Taishin use Cheer King's inherit? What about Pump?
Gonna sandbag and hang out in Round 2 Group B for the first time, what am I in for?
https://files.catbox.moe/01ekq8.pngIt’s a real good feeling when you get a race in which your Taishin is already in first at this point.
>>2465319The one that I've seen uses Pump and Budding Blossom https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zMOMpvUSIml1xM-PyQf2A5pp
>>2465318...Yeah? I know how open works.
What are these people with A rank umas doing in graded league?Didn't they raise the cap in open league?
>>2465326>BlossomThat's wild. I guess she relies on mid race and final corner speed to proc it in time.
I have two good fronts. What do I do with my last slot? I do have a third frontie ready to go
Why are Tickezo's ear canals green?
>>2465349What other umas do you have
>>2465349If double front is your winning strategy then I recommend slotting in a pace. This way if you encounter paceless opponents (late/end/front-focused players) the lobby becomes front-pace-other styles aka your fronts have bigger lead instead of having lates breathing down their neck.
>>2465354Fun answer: They're born like that. Umas are beholden to different genetics that affect their hair color, and create a wide spectrum of colors.Actual answer: It's hair dye. Pokke's alt confirms this. https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777383784916.jpg
>>2465362What are the logistics of dying only the inside of your ears?
>>2465349just bee yourself
>>2465292Id rather go 0-80 with my S and S+ than to be a little cuck and go to open league
>>2465373It's something to die for
>>2465373The logistics are agonizing.You probably take a little brush and very carefully paint the interior, not unlike how you'd dye the roots of your hair. To make sure you don't fuck it up, you're most likely gonna need a little cardboard insert that you cut into the shape of what you wanna dye, and then rest it in the ear. Then you just paint inside.It's going to suck because those ears are sensitive, and both the cardboard cutout and the paint brush will be setting off the reaction of "my ear has something in it, let me flick it out," but I guess that some will stick through it because it looks cool enough to make you stand out at the DAAAHBY.
>remember yesterdays thread>be at a local store>carrots sell at a euro per kilogramGoing to be eating carrots while playing uma. Whos the most carrot-coded uma?
This game can be anger inducing to a nigh comical degree.
>>2465362>Over a year before I have any form of Pokke in my lifeTruly torturous https://files.catbox.moe/ldaun5.jpeg
>>2465392Spe
>>2465392>1.16~ USD for 2.2 fucking poundsMy local Walmart has 2 pounds for 2.62 USD... I envy your prices ever so slightly.Anyways, Silence Suzuka and Special Week are my two picks. Silence Suzuka looks like a carrot, and Special Week's mother sends her a box of carrots every week.
>>2465410>suzukaI am reminded of this one thing https://litter.catbox.moe/v2l9fqyh473syycw.jpg
Good morning, I fell asleep again
>>2465355>>2465359I've been reusing my pace Ogurin from last CM. She's not terrible I guess.
>>2465451what a slut
>>2464958That's hillarious
>>2464958Thats cute, wuv neicha
I'm so tired, bros. Please tell me the next Cup won’t just be Oguri and Bourbon...
alright, since i have no clue, i need common consesnsus on the following 3 questions:1)was the area by the green arrow selected properly?2)what about the blue arrow?3)should the area in red still be considered boob? https://litter.catbox.moe/2g7bfge6hfbrggqx.png
>>2465516It's Bourbon and S.Maru
>>2465516I wonder how strong xogger's unique is in a miles distance race
>>2465516It's Bourbon and Original Oguri
"This fucking game" or "fuck this game"?https://litter.catbox.moe/rjf0ofsflpi34tih.png
>>2465521No activator for that race.
>finally get a win after 10 loses in a row>with an opera built for long>the other 6 runners were all A/A+fuck you game i don't need your pity win
>>2465525>one gold"third rate trainer"
>>2465551You don't have to leave your signature
I thought my jigbros had abandoned be but I actually just forgot to make a post in the thread.https://jiggie.fun/2m1yUcBig one so it'll take a while.
>>2464751honestly its kind of obvious that curren is bigger from looking at their models alone, but still.top row is by area which i trust the most, middle is normal Volume, bottom is volume after i tried sealing the boobs from behind for better calculations. of the volume ones, i do trust the bottom row a bit more, since its closer to something more realistic, still, 5800CC boobs is a bit too much for falco, just like 7000CC for curren.https://limewire.com/d/mkdDg#f1Rrw53TKG
I still haven't clicked a single linewire link in these threads, I just don't trust em
I still want to play the game but I don't have any clocks anymore.. what do I even do at this point? Farm CM16/17/18 parents?
>>2465581they last for a week, which is better than litterboxes 3 days, but just for you, https://litter.catbox.moe/ryhi1fzyr6fs1foo.png
>check opponent's deck>maxed out fine motion/sr cards I don't haveI hate gachas
>>2465589Oh shit I didn't mean for you to repost it. Anyways thanks, Curren mogs
>>2465381I figured they have like ear-care specialists for that, like am eardresser
>>2465569>Curren is more sexually appealingTruly a shock
Had a thought while reading through the posts I missed since last nightIs it just me or does Curren have some of the lowest-quality discussion of any uma?>Curren haters have ONE FUCKING JOKE and it's calling her a whore>Currenfags have ONE FUCKING JOKE and it's their seething hatred of Falco, which is usually expressed by calling her a whoreI genuinely can't remember the last time I saw meaningful discussion of Curren as a character or saw someone posting a scene from her career or anything like that. Pretty much every Curren-related post I see is just people using her as a bludgeon (or a target) for /vt/-esque tribalist shitflingingKind of a shame, honestly. I remember back in the pre-Capricorn days when Curren was barely talked about and the few Currenposters were just respectable waifuchads trying their hardest to make her work outside of sprint
Curren is more stacked than she seems
>>2465618I like her but not enough to put the resources towards making her work outside of sprints. Maybe if she was a late or end.
>Lose by neck because one of the guys has debuffs targeted at pace and fronts, leaving the third guy's lates untouched Lovely
https://litter.catbox.moe/78ckzkczgcz530cv.png
>>2465618Sprintslop really brings out the worst in people.
>>2465563Still a long ways from finishing.
I won my second ever URA cup with Grass Wonder yaaay
>>2465516It's Nisho Flower&Taiki Shuttle cup. SMaru will also be a menace.
>>2465618CURREN CHAN IS FLYINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/yap5sj.jpg
>>2465633Congrats anon!
>>2465633Damn who was the first
>>2465618I used to try and defend her back on /v/ when everyone called her a whore and pretended she wasn't Buena Vista tier for (you) and pure... But the meme was too strong and I just stopped :( I don't even post her anymore since she just attracts that sort of talk, I just keep it to myself now
>>2465618Her lackluster career probably doesn't leave much to talk about. And her most interesting trait is that she's not above intimidation and manipulation which you won't see ever unless she gets an event with Journey or something.I still like her though and nothing can top her black wedding dress alt.
>>2465652Every Uma is for (you) anyone who genuinely tries to act otherwise is just shit posting or just has little clue of what they are actually talking about. Pay them no mind, anon.
I haven't done my CM runs yetfat_opera_bird.png
>>2465661Me neither
>Wedding Curren is nextLord please grant me strength to not fall for the temptation of pulling for this seductress
>>2465652That's exactly why the meme got so strong. Imagine Taikifags saying "um actually she didn't go to Epstein Island".
>>2465671What value is there in a horse that can only do sprints?
What does a proper Xogger build look like for Taurus? Just like Aries but with Red Shift?
>>2465671will you roll for your queen, or will you roll for the 4chan uma?
>>2465675She is very good at it though. And that black dress is fucking sexo.
>>2465677You have to remove U=ma2 as well.
>>2465688So just hydrate, corner recov and one more?
>>2465694The one more is Triple 7. The only valid activator for this course.
>>2465677The secret whale strat is to replace u=ma2 with radiant star
>>2465701Thanks (smug ogurin.png)
Why a black wedding dress?
>0-5Ok that's it I'm not humiliating myself further. Might as well save the tickets from round one for when I go to B.
>>2465711devil motif
>>2465711She's hot and she knows it
>>2465711To make her cuteness devilish
>>2465712You can't save tickets, they reset every day, you only have 2 per day + an extra try with 30 carats (most people use it and try to make their money back). You either use your tickets or you lose them forever
>>2465724Anon. I've done this two CMs now. The tickets do carry over if you claim them
>>2465726What? no they don't I've never seen it mentioned once. Otherwise people would save all the tickets from Round 1 to get more carats on Round 2
>>2465727That's because most people use them if they're doing well or trying to get into A. Look I'll throw my shitter team at the whales during the reset and post them.
>>2465727NTA but yes they do and you have been able to do it for a long time, I did it on accident in a CM like half a year ago.
>>2465728>>2465730What the FUCK
I got to A bracket on my first CM run but I'm learning in real time that my Tamamo sucks because I didn't give her enough midrace boosts to get into position for MPB.I replaced her with a spare ooniger Suzuka I had from back in January then the game suddenly hands me a 4-1 with some wins against UG and SS+ whales.At last I finally see, the view from the lead...
>most support card people have reached orange friendship level>theres one or two stuck at bizarrely low levelsuniquely frustrating
>>2465731It's only worth saving one day's worth of tickets from Round 1 since you're still locked to four tries a day.
>>2465732Yeah Tama is really strong but she doesn't have a guaranteed unique like Goldshi. You really want Daring Strike+Tail Nine combo to push up into unique activation position from the back.
>>2465733This is Urara 9/10 gutsmax runs
>>2465711cause she's not a virgin
>>2465735>since you're still locked to four tries a day.Then I don't get it, I'm retarded
>>2465738Does Japan even have the same stigma when it comes to dress color? Don't they marry in those kimonos or something?
>>2465738Yeah I know I did thatt.orena
>>2465738then she would have a red one
No bakers?
new bread doko
bwo herebaking
>>2465762nyo bwos allowed
>>2465764gwo...
bro here, what's the difference between bwo, gwo, and bri?
>>2465764who will bake our bread if we don't let the bwos in?https://files.catbox.moe/5wmidn.jpg
I put the previous in the OP is that fine bwos? With an Oguri Cap as in Peak in it
>>2465741https://files.catbox.moe/t7livc.jpegThey definitely do wedding dresses.I’m waiting for the day picrel is an Uma
>>2465762Please don't, let someone else do it
>/vm/a - UmamusumeLooks perfect >>2465769is just cute speak bwo
For those who have already done some Gemini testing, how good is NSM on end closers? I wouldn't need to borrow Yeppers so it's tempting, but on the other hand she's barely worth half a card in terms of stat gain.
>>2465779There is no scenario where NSM is bad for backliners.
>>2465778>>2465769It sounds retarded, I would prefer if we didn't have that sort of speak here. We are all adults
>>2465741They mostly do Christian weddings these days, Shinto ceremonies (the kimono style) are in the minority.
>>2465784Fucked up, then against those weird bulbous head things they wear are kinda silly
>>2465782It's the internet bwo, and adults playing a cute game at that.
>>2465779My End King with 1180 wit procced it once out of 6 rooms
>>2465762Where's the bake
>>2465788If you're not blocked, you're not brocked.
>>2465793bwo bread coming
>>2465780Yes but depending on the track it can be easier or harder to trigger.>>2465788Thanks, I'll use this as an excuse to play a real wit card.
Get ready for a thread derailing melty...
>>2465778It's still /v/ma
>>2465797Worst thread of all time coming
>>2465798I say still take it. NSM is too good to pass up if you have the resources to be able to get it.
/vm/a WON
>>2465618she is an interesting character, much more than some release umas but her career was kind of boring and didn't really brought out those characteristics, i guess cygames tought that showing her as scheming and manipulative wouldn't sit well with people
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Now that the thread is overWhat the hell is a gwo
>>2465840girl bwo?
>>2465840I honestly don't even know and I'm from /uma/. All nyo bwo gwo bri all sounds catchy and just caught up to me
>>2465846bwi...
>>2465852gwochacho...
>>2465739I think the idea is that if you're a shitter who can't win you will profit more by getting to do round 2 for free since the rewards are higher.Doing all 80 races costs 120 carats.Day 1: do all 4 entries, even if you lose all 20 races you still make 10 carats profit (I think?).Day 2: do the free entry, claim tickets, then skip the rest which saves 30 carats and two tickets.Day 3 & 4: do all 4 entries, since every entry is now free you save another 60 carats so ALL carats earned from these races are profit.I've only been in Group B Round 2 once, but from what I've seen even a /v/ma or /vm/a shitter can probably still get a few wins in round 2 against the average global shitter meaning more carats.
