>Taurus CupDAHBY is on NOWRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbROUND 1 IS OVER!!!! How did your uma musume do?
holy SHIT the archive on the last thread was immediate
>insta-archiveholy moly
meidos are fast holy shit
WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT
https://x.com/santaanitapark/status/2055090753936773319Cosplay n races at Santa Anita tomorrow.
>>2468924SS+ and UG are highrolls with fast learner, I've hit it on xOguri with 2 wit SR, Kita, Finemo, welfare speed Jordan and a borrowed pow Condor
Mods are prob used to our schedule
>>2468944even with charming you should still race unless there is a very good training chances are you'll hit good friendship before summer, i'd go for good rainbows on G3s and think about it in G2, classic rainbows aren't that good so i would only do it on late classic or senior
I'm getting my fucking ass beat
Remember to drink water, move around if you've been sitting too long and generally take care of yourself toreina love ya *smooch*
If you want to see an absolute slapstick comedy of a race, this one was fucking hilarious despite me losing as a result of it and PDM fucking me even harder then normal.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=MYH-kC914WLuqRRlyVaAx27G
HOLY SHIT THE THREAD GOT INSTA ARCHIVED AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING PURGED AGAIN. MY HEART GENUINELY SKIPPED A BEAT, I STILL HAVE PTSD
>archived within seconds
>>2468966You can't make me!
>Instant archivedMeido plays umamusume too...?
>golshi winning me CMs almost a year into the game
SS+ with 2 SSRs, could've hit UG with fast learner or more hints. 60% win rate, its doable
>>2468966On an unrelated note, is it just me or have there been a lot of Els this CM? I must have seen at least ten or so and I have no idea why.
>>2468966YADA
>>2468973I wouldn't be surprised actually
>>2468969The war is over anon
>>2468822#6 Kobe's Cause wins the race.
>>2468976Ive seen plenty of paizuris, but base el zero
>>2468982Stream?
>>2468984In my case, it was a lot of normal ones surprisingly, all pace.
I dunno 72.5% winrate and I've still got no confidence heading into round 2. I feel like I just went up against the omega shitters every lobby round 1 because she must have had a sub 10% winrate in lobbies pre CM so I think it's going to be a very humbling round 2.
>>2468969fucking LOL
>>2468987I don't see why at all, is this a new spicy gaslight
>>2468947LOVE DIGISEXOOOOO
>>2468985>>2468982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDJ7DA5uNs
My clubmates are so FUARKING strong!
>>2468988Have faith in your princess
>>2468988Good to see Kawakami getting the love she deserves.
>>2468990I have no idea either, maybe I just got lucky and went against weirdoes.
>>2468944I believe the general recommendation is if you're getting something like 40+ total stats you're probably okay to skip a G2/3, but remember to keep in mind the ones that are part of an epithet
>>2468969
Love how the last thread got insta-archived but it's not linked on the OP because of muh /veegee/ faggot
Someone have that Friday Night vma pic?
>>2468989Rice WOULD stand and laugh at someone having a PTSD attack.
>>2468988Winning 10% against super optimal ultra blubbery metamaxxed omega whales is an achievement
>>2468974Mine has 55% WR but the other 2 have 0
>>2468979>yfw HE is a taurus burnout
>"I won't get caught under the gun next cm">20 days until the next cm>20 days to make an el condor pasa mile groundwork parent and 3 subsequent aces with her
I am ready for group B!
>>2468876I genuinely don't think you can help me, at least this time. I'll try to take you up on your offer next CM because I know where you could help me. Though I am already behind schedule compared to everyone else and I might not make it
Alright, so anons let's huddle up. Who needs help?
That archiving speed gave me a 'nam flashback.>>2468826Nicely done.
>Got sniped by an original Kingu>Not mad because it’s a Kingu>Locked at its build>No actually I am mad now
>>2469017My danchou...
>>2469018How many teiobros are running around?
>>2469021R N GNG
>>2469017Ask again tomorrow after round 2 starts.That's when the real pain begins.
>>2468925Why is she a clown?
>>2469034Reality warping is funny
>>2469023Other than the guy I'm responding to and myself there should be at least one more.
>>2469034CLussy
>>2468660cute ayabe
>>2469037All 3 should race desu.
>>2469034CLOWNS?!
>>2469023I'm still not done with my sets but this is what mine looks like atm https://litter.catbox.moe/eug0or.png
Anyone willing to host some practice matches?
Race 2, pick your winner!
rooms?
>>2469041Id be down for a tokai teiobro triple threat
>>2468764She's a massive perverthttps://files.catbox.moe/9cvxos.mp4
>>2469047Gemini, Taurus, >fun?
>>2469007just believe in your end closer
Host em races boys.
>>2469055Teiobro taurus race?
>>2469046firewater seems like the most racist name so obviously they're the best at racing
>>2469017I need help but not with the CM. Can any and all anons draw one of your umas running, preferably with left-facing 3/4ths perspective.
>>2469060I'm not one of the 3 teiobros so I can't host the triple threat
>>2469047Gemini.368833163688331636883316
>>2469046Stella Bella bros where we at?
>>2469062Shan't. I don't have a pen
I wish I had the means to build an end closer for this race. Why the fuck isn't there a daily legend race for Maruzensky?
>>2469065>fullEverytime
>Omlet
>>2469034The Three Goddesses give their hardest CMs to their silliest Umas
>>2469075Those two as roommates makes little sense
>>2469051My urge to draw Digitan doing something sexy has been rising lately. I will consider it
I think Digitan should be bigger and sluttier personally
>>2469075Omg*tti
>>2469080That's just Secretariat.
>>2469080>BiggerThis would ruin her>SluttierYes, I want her to be more obscene when she describes other umas
made this to celebrate MANT coming out, but it was also around the time we were being spawncampedhttps://files.catbox.moe/1l2t8f.mp4
>>2469082Wtf does that mean
>>2469070Have to wait for next anni...
>>2469086Secretariat had a huge chest.
Why is the meido so diligent in this particular case? Doesn't it seem sus to you?
>>2469089kino...
>>2469080If digitan was a cow she'd be too powerful
>>2469065>Flower promotes because no fronts>can't ult>wins anywayI'll take it.Not pictured: Firm ◯, Sunny ◯, Barcarole.
>>2469094>4.47 PPMProbably to keep us happy neigha.
>>2469065we need more
>>2469092GAY
>>2469089Ahhhh.....the MANT era, one day we will look back fondly on it.
>>2469093irl Digitan is described as looking like a smaller SecretariatI will not continue this train of thought
>>2469094This is a small board nigga
>>2469101What I need right now is sleep. Host rooms yourself if you want them so much.
>>2469094We're like 80% of the post activity on this board. If I was a /vm/ mod/janny I'd lurk the threads too.
>>2469017Would I be retarded running a solo Falco front for Gemini? I like running the borb but I'm also kind of a frontlet since I don't have Vourbon, Seuin, or any version of Maru.
>>2469109
>>2469108Yeah the mod is probably glad to finally have shit to do lol
>>2469092At least there's enough time to get her for the next Derby after this. Third time's the charm...
>>2469108Aren't they moonlighting here and mostly just doing their thing in /v/?
>>2469114Slightly since a solo front is dead. But if you make her strong enough you can
>>2469114run a front condor
>>2469114It's less bad than usual. Last time Falco's best wincon was saving ult until the final straight, which is much harder when she has to fight other fronts.
you guys think she goons before each race, wouldn't MANT be her demise with how many races we do
>>2469118Who knows, but what I assume is that they probably just straight up know that its better to check an eye on us. I mean like hell. We were "notable" enough to actually require organization to being banished.
I've been trying to get the OG to work since I don't have the anime version. She has a 44% top 3 rate, but hasn't won a single time, generally by a couple of lengths. Is this just a matter of her unique never proccing being the deciding factor, or is there something else I can do? Keep in mind that this is from the milelet schedule. Not pictured is red shift.
>>2469128MANT is her heaven.
>>2469128She doesn't have too, she's already soaking wet.
>>2469130You got FCM and your accels right?
>>2469130Other than needing more mid race. I'm pretty sure shadow break unfortunately is no good.
>>2469133>Why does it smell so much like fishDoesn't Japan smell loke that? I thought they ate a lot of fish in there
>>2469130Everyone has Red Shift, a second accel is massive. As a pace she unfortunately doesn't get a reliable one, you could try NSM (prepare to get worse stats) or Neck and Neck (never used it but the chance it procs at a good time is like 1/8).
>>2469121Front condor is so cancer to build and has no mid race it's not worth it unless you're a whale with God parents
>>2469014>>2468876I hope you read the reply bro, I feel bad that nobody ever accepts your offer but I genuinely can't rn
>>2469046>>2469061#5 Sipping Firewater is the winner of Race 2!
>>2469144Alcoholic uma?
>>2469036Marvelous Sunday's recovery from illness and what should have been his certain death defied realityI just got it now why she's like that
>>2469147She's drinking juice
>>2469147My wives? Vodka, Gimlet and Bourbon
13/40, I’m not counting one of those wins though because it was against 6 B rank Uma. I will finally return to my B league. Ran into so many soulless debuff spam lobbies today too.
>>2469114Training someone who has no kit aside from her ult like Condor is honestly not that bad anymore because the scenario gives so many hints.
>>2469130I would say not enough mid-race, not the best stamina skills, a lack of NSM to gamble for the chance to hit ult in the first place. To be fair, this isn't a kind CM to paces overall either, Teio is more of a come from behind uma than a win harder uma too so in an end heavy room, she doesn't even have an ult. One other thing to note is that NSM practically has the same conditions to activate as her ult outside of placement. With anime, she sometimes didn't hit her ult going into the final straight. But if she hit NSM on the final straight, she would proc her ult. So that's another positive with NSM, if you hit it, you're likely to hit your ult.
Despite being into shortstacks, I cannot see Marvy in any sexual lightShe scares me...
>>2469149Out of a wine glass?
They're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juice
Would you let him train your uma?
>>2469156Same, it's like sticking your dick on nyarlathotep. She's hot but no thanks she could snap her fingers and turn my skin inside out.
>>2469134>>2469140I'm borrowing Pasa for Killer Tunes. Should I just be content with Up-Tempo and borrow someone else?>>2469137I see. I guess I'll have to get Barcarole then.>>2469154I didn't know that about NSM and her ult. Thanks for the info.Here's my deck in case that helps.
>>2469160He looks trustworthy
>>2469159>[Juice Him]
>>2469156>>2469161Just eat her out first, easy. She won't do anything to you if you make her cum every time.
I love my wife.
Since it's her birthday. Say ONE thing you WUV about digiGOAT
>>2469159>TL. note: They're drinking juice
>>2469169Cunnilingus is hard...
>>2469162You won't proc KT in a front heavy lobby anyway, do you have NTR or Creek?
the magazine shot of every round 1 victory
I genuinely just cannot comprehend the amount of luck it takes with summers to get this stat line with this deck. I’ve shat out so many runs with FineMo/Neicha or CB in that barely scrape 900 yet this guy can have throwaway Bourbon, hit the 1K and still have all the speed hit as well? Meanwhile half my attempts at aces for this CM were terminal low rolls with ghost town summers.
>>2469161Unfortunately I'm into that kind of thing now
>>2469184>3 gacha SSRs Nah, thats an easy UG.
>>2469177They're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juiceThey're drinking juice>They're drinking juice
>>2469182Doing gods work brave prince
>two UG festive fatties>neither of them had medium SLet it be known that no amount of whale deck stat inflation will help you if you don't get your inspirations in order first.
>>2469178How would you know?
>>2469176I wuv how she really just wants another otaku friend to gush about umas withI wuv how she can be built as a pace, late, or endI wuv her passion, energy, and enthusiasmI wuv running her in as many CMs as possibleI LOVE DIGITAN
>>2469169>Eat her out>She thinks its marvelous>Traps you in her dimension to eat her out for thousands of yearsNo thanks, bro.
>>2469181If that's the question you have, then it's not looking good for me. I have a lb0 Creek and no NTR.
>>2469176I wuv that she just came to me recently in a daily pull.
>>2469192I dun it a couple of times and never knew if I did it well. Probably not, I can't do anything right
>>2469162To be fair, normal Teio has a slightly different activation condition from anime, so I could also be only advising you for a single version of her. The main difficulty is getting into the top 3 in time. I would say don't worry about Killer Tunes, worry more about the generic corner/straightaway skills. It kinda sucks to use Wit Yeppers but most paces really need to gamble more than the other positions to win.
Race 3. Pick your winner!
>>2469198You got any cards that give a gold recovery? Matter of fact can you post your cards?
>>2469208Hmmmm....marinara
>>2469208I'm making chicken parm sandwiches tonight so Marinara Sauced
>>2469208BEN FRANKLIN!?
>>2469176We are both yuri liking degenerates and if she wanted me to go to a live concert or comiket with her I'd drop every single one of my plans to make sure I'd be there. We're gonna leave with AT LEAST 4 bags of merch, trust.
>>2469176I want to ___ my ____ all over her tummy, small chest and small butt, and then finally have sweaty, sloppy _______, _______ inside while holding _____!
>>2469208BEN FRANKLIN
Maruzensky might be the most blatant sexual character I've ever seen in a video game, she's insane
>>2469186Fuck off
>>2469176Beyond being one of the most charming umas in the roster, being genuinely hilarious and winning me two plats, despite being a complete stick she's also one of the sexiest umas ever and one of the coolest irl horses. Praying for her victory at the stakes. WUV DIGIGOAT
>>2469216Which uma would he train?
>>2468989that's how she laughs when i climax first
>>2469231Tamamo Cross.
>>2469221Anon please, she just keeps inviting you to her apartment to have "fun" to play Forza Horizon and check out her miniature car collection. Nothing more!
>>2469176She's cute and good at racing
Gemini roombas pls?
>>2469206I'll have to scrounge up the RB somehow, but I suppose I'll just have to borrow Yeppers.>>2469209Here you go.
>>2469240Didn't you see the poll?
>>2469208Are these races for any G1s or peize money? Idk how horse racing works
>>2469240nopers
>>2469228I WISH I HAD HER SO MUCH, SHE'S FUNNY, SO CHARMING AND STRONG TO BOOT. I DON'T WANT THE HALLOWEEN ALT I WANT HER. SHE'S SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER
>>2469231one of the hags
>>2469243Ik but we had some this very thread.
>>2469176I could not care less about Digitan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va1E3DPGtgMthoughts?
>>2469247Your selector?
>>2469231Hishi Amazon
>>2469247Meant for >>2469176Too, fuck it
>>2469252IF I HAD ONE
>>2469251>Youtube video of a greentextShan't be giving it a view
>>2469242Any reason you're using marvy instead of nishino? She gives you pace chaser abilities and early charming plus she has less events in her chain
>>2469242You could probably just run a similar deck, LB3 NTR only has 5% so you could slot in any other 5% speed card or Windy or whatever.
>>2469251american women trying to sound cutesy always sounds like shit
>>2469251$NIGGA has never been lower
>>2469265Why would he use an LB3 topro if he'd be borrowing it?
>90% WRIt's all downhill from here
>>2469263>Youtube video of a greentextThis is how I imagined /v/ma dying
Holy Ben Franklin
Big jig to celebrate all the 5-0 posts today.https://jiggie.fun/EMxCiC
>>2469242Don't borrow yeppers nimble is enough, I think your deck is good enough atm, I'd take tachyon over 1LB CB though. You get medium skills and skill point bonus which is what you're missing.
HOLY SHIT BEN FRANKLIN
>>2469275>2am>finishing up to go to bed>fresh jiggie gets posted
>>2469271I'm saying in my deck, she's only 5% RB. Since he doesn't have her normally, he can use another speed card to hit 50% RB if he needs to get NSM from Yeppers, although not being able to get FCM does kinda suck.
>>2469272IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>2469177I'd drink their juice, if you know what I mean.
>>2469264I was using Marvelous for the extra stamina.>>2469265That's good to know. That makes your deck easier to replicate.>>2469276I'll give Tachyon a shot then and see how it goes.
>>2469244Nah this is a shitty hodunk race track in Flyover City, Iowa. Low stakes racing. Mob Umas. If you seen Cinderella Grey, its how Oguri cap starts out. There's 2 G1s tomorrow (or sundayish depending on time zone)Preakness Stakes, 2nd crown of the Triple Crown, although no one is attempting it. Pic related is in the race. Victoria Mile (JP) is the other g1.
>>2469182Pure soul.
I think I can finally confidently say that I am the worst trainer in /v/ at least in the comp side
>>2469290It depends on your metric for worst and what you mean by comp. If you mean the person in graded with the lowest winrate, it's certainly not you.
>>2469182Kino, I too save all my victory images but I never do anything cool with them. that's a good idea
>>2469162Try switching out CB for tachyon and marvy for nishino flower and i think you can make SS. You can still borrow el imo.
>>2469208>>2469216>>2469219#7 Ben Franklin steals the win with an insane End Close. So insane the announcer woke up!
>>2469290Stop dooming, there are neighas out there that have never won a plat
>>2469285all in on tommy two socks there. that creature has gusto.
>>2469297As a non-American I always found Ben the coolest FF because of the whole electricity kite thing. I have no clue if any of that was true and I refuse to research further
>>2469319It is true, he proved lightning was a form of electricity
i have both seiuns, which is the better front parent?
>>2469327Base seiun is your parent most of the time, gay seiun is for longs
Race 4. Pick your winner!Gonna break a rule here and narrow it down. Is it going to be #7 or #8?
>>2469323Great to hear, electricity powers rule so hard
>>2469327Depends on if late race starts on a corner or straight
Post fun races, don't be gay
>>2469335>track/race specific parentsBOOO>>2469331this i can vibe with, thanks
>>2469333She's Mad, of course.
>>2469339>don't be gayWe're doing the Yuri cup. You must enter two umas that you ship.
>>2469333She's mad
>>2469323Did George have wooden teeth and an obsession with chopping trees?
>>2469327OG Seiun is the front parent for nearly every track.Ballroom Seiun is for tracks (almost all longs) that start late race on the backstretch straight, where OG Seiun is not good.
>>2469343But I ship them all with my Big Torena Cock
>>2469349So ballroom Seiun is like Kitasan with Victory Cheer?
>>2469333its gotta be sultry kitten.
>>2469130> Is this just a matter of her unique never proccing being the deciding factorYeppers. Anime Teio pulls of wins and clutches because of it paired with red shift/radiant star.OG Teio's proc requirement is "If Winning, Win" which sounds basic in paper but extremely hard to pull in CMs. She needs a certain overtaking distance, during the final straight, and need to be 3rd above for it to happen.You'll have better chances of activating it on Mile desu.We pace also lacks a good late accel.
>>2469333Kween Klancy for me
>>2469354Yes, but her unique also works on the final straight as a generic velocity skill if late race doesn't start on the backstretch.
>>2469359She's scratched.
>>2469279I meant to go to bed 20 minutes after posting it but here I am.
>>2469333She's never wrong.
I want this CM to be over purely so people start putting up real parents again and not fucking Maru and her dogshit affinity
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
>>2469358Also, OG Teio needs to be accelerating for her unique to even proc. She doesn't have the convenient condition as OGuri whose activation is "If Losing, Win" and can activate even if she get overtaken before the 200m mark.Pairing it up with Triumphant Pulse can at least make her unique activate more though or dueling with high guts
>>2469385You VILL BREED the hag and you VILL LIKE IT
>>2469387is that my FUARKING DANCHOU?
>>2469398Your danchou had this like over a week ago i feel like
>>2469398iirc he got that weeks ago
>>2469358The main problem to me is the 3rd or higher thing. It's made for a more balanced lineup of racers. High amount of fronts? She might not even get to 3rd in time. End heavy room? She might be the lucky pace and never get to use it. The thing that lets Anime Teio catch up with fronts, she hits NSM at some point during the final corner? She's gonna go into the final straight instantly ready to ult. Even with a giant gap, she can still end up beating out a front because of it, and it can happen even in 5th or below which isn't a luxury the regular one has.
>>2469333and #1 Tremont Tammy wins race 4 with the lowest odds! Congratulations Tremont Tammy!
I don't care for the completionist title, it's not flashy enough. I think expert is way better.
>2nd in every single raceNot having Fuku really makes things harder, fuck...
>enters CM>loses once>coughs up blood and diesumas for this feel?
Race 5. Pick your winners!
>>2469433EGLISE PHIRST
>>2469428
>>2469428Mejiro ardan
>>2469428Sickly uma
>>2469428Tsuru 100%
>>2469433LIL SCREECHER
>>2469343>You must enter two umas that you shipI DON'T HAVE MACKWEEN AIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>2469433Impacto sounds like a relative of furiouso
>>2469437EGLISPH ISH CRATCHED
>>2469405I think you need a good or more late-accel and more late-race skills for her to catch up with the fronts the final straight. Although nothing to do if you're the lucky pace and pray the lates/ends job. Triumphant Pulse as inherit is one thing but it only activates the 200m mark
>>2469455AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2469451Everyone has anime McQueen dipshit, it came free with your rolling on literally anyone
>>2469470NTA BUT I DONT HAVE HER TOO
>>2469470My account hasn't be bricked yet
>>2469477Do a tenner RIGHT NOW and you'll get her
>>2469470I don't have either Teio or Anime Mcqweeeeeeeeeeeeen.
I pretty much full tilted on this run after she came 10th in the first G3 after second summer and just raced every single turn from that point on. Not that any of those turns were worth training anyway, got a single double speed rainbow that was worth big numbers with my whopping level 2 speed training because all these dumb whores never want to go on speed. I’m done with this game for the day before it makes me even more unreasonably angry.
>>2469343I'm interested but how many people would actually join
>>2469470H-haha, yeah, it's not like I wouldn't love to get spooked by her anime version so I can put the regular one who I also don't have in the outfit or anything...
>>2469482>no Taikiyour account is most definitely bricked
>>2469482>no makeeen, teio or speHoly shit, this is the most pure account I've seen.
>>2469488I suggested it as a joke but the more I think about it the more I like the idea of a tag-team race.
>>2469343This sound like a fun idea mostly because we get to train 2 umas instead of the usual 1
>Agnes Digital explodesIt's over, my run is cursed
>>2469488Gimme an hour to train rice and I'll join
>>2469498My favorite ship? SMaru and VBourbon
>>2469488Im very down but I haven't trained the full ship yet, gimme some time?
>>2469488I'll watch but wont/wouldn't be able to join since I don't do yuri ships
Pull the trigger or borrow instead?
>>2469510the real strat is putting an uma you dislike with ryan or dober
My favorite pairing? Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross
>>2469488I'd definitely join, but I just checked my stable, and almost every combination of umas I'd want to rep is missing the other half.
I am tired boss.
>>2469513LB3 isn't quite good enough since you're missing the power bonus iirc
>>2469488I would love this except that the second half of my ship won't arrive for another 6 months.
>>2469517Same here, or the uma isn't out yet. I'm not even a yuritard....
>>2469518what's bofa
>>2469498This is the only tag team race I'd join.
>>2469487Also I hate this gay ass having to stack mile sparks to completely gimp my chances of medium s but when I actually start trading for miles it never hits the mile s fuck MANT.
You all have Daiwa and Vodka, both came free with your toreina license
>>2469518I believe in this umamusume
>>2469523The concept of an annual yuri cup in honor of more umas broadening the pool of ships amuses me greatly
>>2469531I don't have Daiwa or Vodka.
>>2469531I ship Vodka with (Me).
>>2469531What's that got to do with anything?
Alright I'll actually host it. We're doing Medium Nakayama 2000m Right Spring Sunny Firm.I'm putting up the lobby about an hour from now so I can train one. Get you're OTP ready or any duo really. Sound good?
>>2469433#9 Aaron wins race 5.
>>2469531Daiwa deserves better
I used to go hard with pairings until MANT. MANT might have unironically made me tired of yuri shippings.
>>2469531I can't do that because I prefer Scarlet and the kraut, please understand.
>>2469528BOFA BALLZ LOOOOOOL
>>2469387Nice one
>>2469522Its still at 99% power
>>2469545This is mother and daughter. Strictly platonic.
>>2469560The power bonus is actually a big fucking deal to avoid your uma ending up a powerlet unless they have power sparks, since there's a bunch of guts cards with good RB and speed bonus but power bonus is a lot harder to get
>>24695452 hours. Im mid run and its a borrow so I still gotta train the OTP
>>2469564I don't have any good pictures saved so I grabbed a recent one that had two girls. Don't hang me.>>2469567Around 10:30 EST then. It'll probably fill slowly anyway.
>>2469516For me, it's the uma loved for losing and the uma hated for winning
>McQueen got Med S TWICEAnd I got shit all for front runner cards...
>>2469545>I have to train both halvesFuck it, I'll do it. Let's go.
Haha Look at her go
Race 6. Pick your winner!
>>2469387BASED
>>2469593Always Spiteful
>>2469590stick legs
Bugler is getting fancy with it
>get Med S>get another lowroll on statsI can get into Group A with it but my instincts are telling me I will get 0-40'd. What compelled Cygames to make it so you just lose everything if you don't win once in round 2?
>>2469517>have both Operas>STILL no DotoBehead all fukutards
>>246867530/40 Not bad. If I weren't so MANTbroken I would go improve both Scarlet and Goldship but eh I'll see how round 2 goes before doing that
>>2469622Meanwhile I have Doto but no Operas
Croix du Nord confirmed entering the Takarazuka Kinen to try for the final Spring Triple Crownhttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2055454886989619507
>>2469632we're witnessing the birth of this generation Rice Shower
>>2469470I only have anime Teio...
TT Check!
>>2469639No!
>>2469632Nothing ever happens
>>2469635That's a bad omen to say
>>2469632Is he worth betting on again?
What a dogshit, cursed run. I got more fucking rainbows from Kita during the summer then I did from all 3 guts cards
>>2469647In all (except for 1 i think and it was still a #2 fav win) of the jp G1s this year so far the #1 favorite has won so maybe. Croix is leading the Takarazuka votes too so he's probably gonna be the favorite at the very least. That said, of course nothing is ever certain in keiba
>>2469653Heyyyyyyy Admire Terra is there.
>>2469593#3 Grace is Free wins race 6.
>17-3 day 1>3-7 day 2 so farwaitwaitwait its all going wrong nooooooo
>>2469653>MeiGOD Tabaru>CHADmire Terra>GOAT Anise>Satono ReveCope Du Nord is getting raped
>>2469658Sadly he's confirmed to be skipping it, and same with Masquerade Ball since Lemaire is going to be Regaleira's jockey and his owners want to ship him to the UK to run in the Ascot
>>2469621You only lose everything if you don't get a single win IN group B, if you're in A round 2 and don't win 3 you just get dropped to B finals.
>>2469488Half of the pairing I'd want to do isn't out yet.And the half that is out is kinda inherently cucked by MANT.
>>2469650what the fuck is that stamina
>>2469639ping ponging as per usual
>>2469618we can fix that
Last race of the night. Race 7! Pick your winner!
>>2469687I have no fucking clue, that's a 55RB deck and I was buying scrolls and such. I overcapped speed and wit by like 100 each if not more, so I guess all my stats from races were ending up there. Was just a genuinely cursed run from start to finish, though I do feel like the deck is probably about right for an insane statline if they'll actually fucking line up on guts during summer
>>2469704Kind Soul
Has anyone seen or tried a runaway in CM14 rooms? How successful are they in blocking Angling?
>>2469704Got a good feeling about MYJERSEYSAYSGOOD.
>>2469722Not enough skill points to keep up with MANT umas.
JOCKEY DOWN
>>2469722They're jobbers, they can't win against MANT umas.
>>2469722Runaways exist to help out other fronts, not block them. Don't send one in unless you want to boost your own fronts
Almost won an URA with Mayano Top Gun, It would've been the very first time I win URA two times in a row. I ran her as mutated end closer (I learned this from you guys, thanks!) but she kept getting blocked so in the end she couldnt win even so she was running as favorite I was malding so seething and throwing a melty like crazy, but still glad I got so close.Anyway she ended up B ranked, so now I have 2 B rankers that can run in mediums. I'm thinking of using my MTG as a parent for Goldshi. If I get my Goldshi to B, I'll have 3 B rankers for tomorrow's cup. I reckon that'll slightly raise my odds of winning and I'm happy.
>>2469705I had a run like that yesterday but thankfully guts was the stat I got fucked in. Still, I've lost a handful of duels because of it.
Any Gemini rooms?
>>2469704#4 is scratched. Looks very, very lame in the back legs.
>>2469740Top Gun actually has a surprisingly difficult career that has required me to change styles on the fly to deal with the cracked Narita Brian she has to beat. Good work anon, you're getting the hang of it
Should I get concentration for mihono if I have groundwork?
>>2469745NO, STOP ASKING AND JUST FUCKING POST THEM NEXT TIME
>getting ready to do my parent runs>all those fucking A aptitudes Im not doing that shit, anyone got a good power condor i can borrow? Turf aptitudes preferred for falco
>>2469754>>/doko/
>>2469743I'm just fucking around at the moment seeing if my sparks work with what cards I have well enough to gutsmaxx since I don't have Welfare Yeppers since I started late anyway as well as wanting people to start putting real umas back up for borrow instead of fucking Maru and her dogshit affinity killing my inspirations, so I wasn't too mad about it, but I'm not looking forward to the inevitable Mile S run where they refuse to rainbow during summer
>>2469754This is the real meaning behind room doko
>>2469751What are your options for other skills?
>>2469754but I'm scared
>>2469722I've had my runaway block my own angling proc several times, not entirely reliable but it happens, still very risky because you might end up boosting them
>>2469754Uh oh melty
>>2469764
>>2469767maybe but he said what I was thinking
>>2469704#7 Kearney Street wins race 7.That is all for tonight. Special events tomorrow! Will point them in another post.Unless Keiba know if there's any G3s or 2's going on today in JP.
>join public roomsDon't wanna.>make your own roomDon't wanna. I only wanna join a /v/ma room, and that's that.
>>2469770uh why did he do that?
Does anyone wanna watch the anime tomorrow with me?
>>2469782Watch Gundam Wing
>>2469782Autism
>>2469786No, Gundam is gay just explain it
Just came back from watching BNE at my local kinoplex and I found it better than I remembered, maybe because I already knew the plot and now I have more familiarity with its themes and characters. Also got a small promotional card with the logo of the movie in one side an Pokke in the other
>>2469789>got a small promotional cardMay I see it?
>>2469788G Gundam isn't gay
>>2469789You can't name that promotional card and not post it
>>2469786Gundam Wing sucks ass. If you're going to start Gundam at least start with SEED.There's also IBO which is a lot better than most entries, and Witch from Mercury and GQUUUUX that's very friendly to new watchers.
>>2469788He did it because you like men
3666 2232Gemini 18 bring 3
>>2469798>bring 3I don't have 3.
>complete the hardest jiggie of my life>look outside>the sun has just come up
>>2469796>Gundam Sneedholy gaslightAs for where to start, you have to start with the original series
>>2469802It was only 2 hours bro. You should have gone to bed way earlier if that's the case
>>2469802The sun is setting though
>Fail 6%>mood down event>Job G3>Another mood down eventEasiest give up of my life.
>>2469800Imagine.
>>2469804There's no need for the original series if you can save yourself the trouble and enjoy the series with SEED. You can even skip them entirely and skip to Gundam Unicorn and you'll get a tl;dr just fine.
>>2469802>he didn't experience the goldship jiggie from hell
>>2469792>>2469794Here, there was also a version with Dantsu insted of Pokke
>>2469805I was in the process of going to bed when it started after what was already a way too late night
>>2469789>Room almost empty on my nearest kinoplex tomorrow on my third world country tooHmmmmmmmm... well I have played this and posted here every day for months. I'll think about it.
>>2469810I really hope you're joking, but if you are it's not funny
>>2469798Need more 4 Gemini room.>>2469812You fucker!
>>2469817I don't know if this will improve or worsen /v/mapyoi's PR
>>2469812Very nice, thanks for sharing. I would have picked Pokke too.
>>2469817TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -- ACK
>>2469802It's 4am over here and I immediately moved to the clod thread because it finally reached E4.
>>2469820I think it's time we finally remove any association with Opera from /v/mapyoi.
>>2469823>>2469817-60000000 PR to /v/mapyoi
>>246979815/18 starting at :09 no matter wut
>>2469828You are crazy
>>2469819What did I do anon?>>2469821The cards were given at random tho, but a Dantsu one would also been nice
>>2469835You got swag.
>>2469832He doesn't even love Opera he cheats on her so much, she deserves better.
>>2469818It should have been obvious the first post
>>2469798Your competitors.
>try my mile ines fujin in pubs>late start in every roomHELLO? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>2469840-60000000 PR to oy neigh
>>2469842Who's that newma in gate 18?
>>2469840well people who want to get into the series might not get the joke
>>2469850Six Inches of Hate
>>2469850Virtue Mind
>>2469840I was laughing, but the joke is ultimately on me because I watched SEED and Destiny
>>2469798Potential wins the race. Congratulations Narita Taishin.
>>2469857NARITA TAISHIN BROSIT'S FINALLY HER TIME
>>2469857Why do I only see Taishin winning in practice rooms and not in races that actually matter?
>>2469859POTENTIAL
>>2469859The front menace is not here yet. Soon, they will come and bury us all again.
>>2469857Back shot. >>2469859She has the potential. It's not confidential.
>>2469859She has the potential to win meaningful races
>>2469862NATIE?!
>>2469862Tickezo...
>>2469862SHE'S 3rd ?! ZAM!
>>2469862
>>2469859Look at the actual lineup of that race againIt's not like the stakes will look like that
>>2469869Yeah there's no swarm of Nishino bees pululating around the front of the pack.
Whats the verdict for traditional build vs gutsmaxxing?
>>2469874Good times.
>>2469868Looking at that top three, it feels like Taishin would do anything to avoid Digital.
>>2469875Traditional build: better abilities, more consistent runsGuts build: trickier to get high rolls, worse abilities, but more likely to win duelsOn paper if you had two umas with maxed out speed/wit/power and enough stam, identical abilities, the one with more guts would win more often than not. But it'll depend on your uma's growths and all that. If your uma doesn't have speed growths, gutsmaxing will be more difficult.
>>2469875more like gaslightmaxing
>>2469875Only get as much guts as you can without compromising speed/power/wit.
>>2469875Guts is broken, you can make a good UG uma that wins races, but gutsmaxed umas will win more consistently because they will win the duels late race and overtake your UG trad uma.Trad umas can still win for sure, but it's like going against other umas that have Turf S + Mile S.
>>2469851Although it can be somewhat unironic since some or a lot of those who want to get into Gundam might get filtered by original series' pace. Also, because I'm sure a decent amount of those who watched gundam had sneed as their entry.If I'm being honest I'll rather make them interested with Gundam Build Fighters first (NOT YOU DIVERS S1), or unironically Gquuuuux even though I fucking hated the show, since some of my online friends watched it, got interested to the main series, watched it, and then hated gquuux after watching the original series>>2469854Show is stupid but not even bad desuUmamusume
>>2469875Traditional is going to be more consistent so you're going to be 1200/x/1200/x/1200 every time unless you majorly fuck up, so you're guaranteed a good statline when you hit Mile S and a bunch of skills. Gutsmaxxing is more volatile, and has less slots for bad cards that have good skills, but you're only going to be down 1 gold most likely because you're still running FineMo/Nieche/CB/Bourbon wit cards and then you have 1 flex slot for probably Kita or something else good with a 1/3/2 setup
>Fun raceGet your girls ready for the Yuri CupBring 2 umas to form the ultimate pairing2000 Firm 340146853401468534014685
>>2469887Really felt like I was being gaslight. I remember when Seed came out and I just couldn't get into it then, and I dont think I'd be able to get into it now. I'd say I'm a gundam fan, not a fanatic. I've seen most of the original series and OVAs but fizzled out around victory gundam, have seen some other ones out of order. I liked 00 gundam which was around the same time as Seed, but not necessarily what I'd call peak gundam either. I wonder if I watched Seed now if I'd hate it or not.
>>2469889Danchou here, I will be spectating this. If anyone in my club join this race, you will be promoted to OFFICER.
I will not be participating in the Yuri cup.
>>2469889I can't, Helios isn't out yet
What is going on TOMORROW?>Preakness Stakes, 2nd crown of the triple crown>The 1st crown winner Golden Temple isn't attempting it.>Plenty of races before it at Laurel Park>Victoria Mile (JP)>Crosses into Sunday depending on your time zone.>Will the reenactment enforce mares only?>Round 2 Taurus>Don't kys>Santa Anita>Cosplay whores>races still going tooApparently JP has a g3 going on tonight?Enjoy the weekend!
>>2469889>just started on the other halfI'm gonna have to start speedrunning.
>>2469892Who's your favourite pairing danchod
>>2469904Speedrun faster, it's almost filled.
>>2469891Sneed and 00 were mostly liked by new watchers mostly because these watchers were expecting "GUNDAM" to be an OP unbeatable mech, and that they're special, which the show did bring. Also why you'll see some people throwing the word "Gundam" for every mech.00 Gundam was a guilty pleasure for me since they have some cool designs, and because I loved Kyrios and Arios
>>2469889This is the most soulful room I've ever seen.
>>2469889Christ I almost thought I wouldn't make it
>>2469889I thought it was gonna be a shit idea but the pairings are actually sovl and the roster is nice and varied. I can't believe yurifags won
>>2469889AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE HOLD IM STILL TRAINING MY OTHER ACE
>>2469906Umas x meBest interactions in careers was Tachyon and Cafe though
>>2469889Starting in 3 minutes. Get in to spectate if you'd like!>>2469904>>2469913I'm sorry. I thought we were a bit less active and that people wouldn't fill that fast.I'll host a second one once you're done
>>2469916NTA but im also making an ace for the yuri cup, lemme spectate
>Not a single obuhiOguri...Lost?
>>2469919I dont have tama so I can't add her in
>>2469919Don't have her.
>>2469784Seems like a no so far.
>>2469892I wasn't going to join because I don't care for pairing umas together. But then I remembered the Special Week rape thing. It would have been enough to motivate me to run Spe with Grass, but I don't have Spe.
I MISSED THE YURI CUP
>>2469915I'm leaving the club next reset
>>2469919I was considering bringing her but I didn't want the fraud allegations
>>2469929HOST YURI CUP 2 THENWINNER OF THE 2ND ONE GETS SHIPPED WITH THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ONE
>>2469912You see friend, before xitter dykes were a thing. Yuri was once considered the purest (and hottest) form of love, unfortunately those days are long gone
>18th in the midraceAh yes, the career special.
THE FAG OF THE FRANCHISE
A G E M A S E N
>>2469928Well...
>>2469889Your lineup for the event!Which pair are you supporting?
>>2469937>despite being a Front, Kita spent the entire race in the back with Dia-chanI would call that a spiritual victory, because that's pretty damn gay.
>Not the worst ship This is a win in my book
Can anyone share d*ck for the next CM build?
my toreina's stable has no pathetic umas kaiba.....BUT IT DOES CONTAIN
>>2469942Wow you actually did get a varied 9 pairs.
>she losttime to commit matikaneseppuku
>>2469942For me, it's the based cursed toxic yuri Golshi + Jordan pairing
>>2469942>Golshi and JordanWhat?
>>2469946Trad wife strat2 speed / 3 wit / 1 flexGutsmaxx1 speed / 3 guts / 2 wit
>>2469942>Kingu and PrincessMight not be incest but it feels wrong
>>2469812>dont get to see it till next week>no promotionals announced yetlucky you
>>2469952Enemies to lovers is a hood classic
>>24699462 speed, 1 wit, 3 power, or you can try gutsmaxxing which is a little more dependent on your uma's growth but is something like 3 guts, 2 wit, 1 wildcard for ones with speed growth and 3 guts, 2 speed, and 1 wit for ones without.
BRING ME FUKUKEKTARU
>>2469952Something something Golshi bitch smacked Jordan IRL.
I'm sorry, Suzuka, but I promised something on your behalf to Spe-chan if she won...
>>2469889Here's a shot from the final corner
>>2469963Gotta give it to the yurifags this time, that's some kino
>>2469963Neigha they all about to fall over damn
>>2469963The positioning of Seiun Sky and Special Week reminds me of something...
>>2469967
>>2469963>El condor awakens her condor powers and begins to fly>Can't win????
>>2469969kek
>>2469889Congratulations to Special Week for winning the Yuri Cup!For those curious, the best performing pair was Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser who finished 2nd and 5th respectfully! Congratulations!Thanks for racing everyone.
>>2469963Why is mambo a midget
>>2469954Nothing wrong with some good old family bonding activities
>>2469972Special PEAK
>>2469972That shit was so fucking funny
Look at them go!
>>2469974Hang on
>>2469972
My ship stayed in the back together the entire time, that's true love between rivals right there
>>2469977Relax spe, why tf is she so mad?
>>2469972>the best performing pair was Matikanefukukitaru and MatikanetannhauserThey're gonna scream a lot and annoy their neighbors again because of this
>>2469977Ah yes, the classic backline Kita
>>2469977>late surger KitaWhat was her plan?
>>2469983She wanted to stay next to Dia instead of racing
>missed a >fun raceNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Requesting a second yuri cup in an hour
>>2469992I'll throw one up around midnight EST thenIt'll just be for >fun though.
>>2469983>>2469985Seeing that made me realize I wasn't fucking crazy. Kita really does have a built in jobbing mechanic baked into her. I couldn't prove it until today, but I knew. I fucking knew something was wrong when I tried to run her. The 18th place Kita is real.
>>2469982>きえええ〜!>Haaaaah!Localizers must hang!
>>2469996She was just feeling a little silly
Strange, I always assumed /v/ma hated yuri. Or did some schizo spurging out gave me that idea.
>>2470002Tasteful yuri vs horny lesbian slop
>>2470002I hate yuri (or well not really hate, I hate yuritards) this was just incredibly fucking funny.
>>2470002I'm neutral about it but I thought it'd be a fun way to theme a race.
>>2470002This was funny as hell
>>2470002I do not care for yurifags, but I see no reason to sperg out over a fun race. Looked pretty sovlful to me, slight yuri PR boost
>>2470002Yuri is hot, yuritards are delusional trannies. Both beliefs can coexist
>>2470002It gave me an excuse to whip out the witlet Jordan I had lying around.
>>2470002This is the fun version of a ship war and it was extremely funny
>>2470002Yurifags can be really annoying but the fags that sperg out the moment they smell one particle of yuri are annoying too.I feel neutral about it. Some art can be hot. I don't like lesbian yuri twitter banshees but I don't like twitter fags in general. If you are too pushy with your ideas, be it yuri or your distaste for it, I will hate you too.
>>2470002Yuri fucking sucks but there's a lot of rivalries and Rival Cup doesn't sound as good
>>2470002I like yuri when it's two girls kissing with my penis in between them.
Why the FUCK is she wearing her hat to the pool is she retarded?
>>2470002Put me in the thumbnail
>>2470002Reminder, that Epstein was a Yurifag. Do with that as you will.
>>2470002I like yuri, but I don't generally bring it up in uma threads because there's always at least one guy doing autistic screeching if he sees anyone talking about it.
>>2470002Yuri's fine in low doses, yuritrannies must hang
>>2470022I meant screencap, damn
>>2470024Not just that, but apparently a participant in >>>/y/!
>>2470027Sorry anon, you've been banished forever
>>2470028>yOops, typo. I meant >>>/u/ but yeah he probably also went to >>>/y/ by accident at least twice.
>>2470002I don't really care but there's anons out there who overpreach it (yurifags) and there's anons who see everything as potential Yuri out to get them (schizos). As in all things, moderation is required.
I simply unleash all of my yuri autism on /u/ instead to be considerate towards those who don't like it
I see that yuri superiority has caused some controversy.
>this threadIt really must be her birthday
>>2470036Funny
Digitan is in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>2470002I like it personally but I keep it to myself and won't ever pitch a fit over an Uma loving her trainer (male) instead
>>2470037Truly a magical occasion
>>2470039
>>2470039DIGITAN COME HERE I WILL MAKE YOU MY WOMAN
>>2470002I don't, but I also don't care enough to throw a shit about it.
I'm feeling motivated enough to start working on my Gemini aces. I'm definitely bringing Brian and Vodka but I'm not sure if I want to bring Mayano Top Gun yet because I don't like her that much compared to the other two. The theme is "Umas that orbit around Brian" so Hishiama is also a choice...
>>2470029nyoo...
>>2470051I'd definitely play Hishiama over Mayano, Ends are pretty strong with Tracen Cheer
>>2470051There's also Rice in her less aggressive career path
>>2470051Vodka orbits Brian?
>>2470056Brian is COOL so Vodka wants to copy her.
>>2470002I don't really care one way or another, but I prefer the umas to be into their trainers. It's only natural given how much the trainers support the umas.I WILL add the caveat that I do complain about AO3 fics, but that's because 59.6% of all fanfics are fucking YURI. Come on guys, I'm not THAT into yuri, and your popular ships fucking suck too.
>>2470056In a cute kouhai way
>>2470058Do you sort by bookmarks or by kudos?
>>2470060I'm a former FF.net fag so "recently updated" is the way I sort.
>Attention, everyone, run for your lives!>Foids have taken over the thread!
Anyone rooting for Croix to take the Spring TC? It's looking scary for him but I believe he can do it
>>2470059Wtf I straight up never knew they even interacted.
>>2470002I love yuri, but I also love these threads not being derailed by meltdowns about xitter trannies and Epstein, so I don't usually bring it up.
>>2470063....?
>>2470066Would be fucking kino if he won
>>2470066>Croix du NordYou didn't win.
>>2470063
>>2470063There are no foids in /vm/a
>>2470070OUR THREAD
>>2470068Once in MANT, one in Brian's career during fan fest and another time during Vodka's career.
>>2470077AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The talk about shipping makes me curious. Does Biwa try to be a wingwoman for Ticket too or not? I haven't played Ticket's career in ages.
>>2470077
I assume anyone who has ever taken care of a horse IRL and isn't me is a foid.
>>2470066Of course. Witnessing keiba history is what I live for.
>>2470082I love whatever is wrong with fuku
>>2470058To expand on this a bit, here's a comparison from a bit of number crunching I did 2026/3/19.>F/F: 63.2%, down from 63.7% (2490)>Gen: 16.8%, up from 16.0% (627)>M/F: 10.6%, up from 10.3% (404)>Multi: 4.3%, same as before (167)>Other 3.7%, down from 4.0% (157)>M/M 1.3%, down from 1.5% (60)
>>2470092>Multi: 4.3%, same as before (167)>Other 3.7%, down from 4.0% (157)>M/M 1.3%, down from 1.5% (60)I'm not gay or a woman can you explain what any of these means? How do you even get yaoi on uma
>>2470066I rooted for him in the Arc, the Japan Cup, the Osaka Hai, and the Spring Tenno Sho and I will root for him again in the Takarazuka Kinen, which I think is what you meant.
>>2470100Maybe it's genderbent?
>>2470100There's the male trainers ig.
>>2470066>>2470101 (Me)Oh you meant Spring Triple CrownI thought you were saying Spring Tenno Cho or something silly.
>>2470079>another time during Vodka's careerFound it
>>2470107Oh thats actually kinda cool
>>2470107>we're done hereI fucking love this chuuni
>>2470107Scarlet's perspective
>>2470107Vodka, we're leaving.
Mambros...
>>2470100I did a whole search through these a while ago. The mass majority of them are crossover fics (15 non-crossovers,) and the umas aren't getting paired at all. (A shocking number are fucking ROBLOX fics, something I was surprised by even as an old ROBLOX player.) The remaining were mostly either "true-sex" umas where the stallions were just male and never were girls, futanari getting tagged in funky ways, and I saw one where the umas hooked their trainer up with the SECURITY CAPTAIN, of all people.Multi just means there's multiple types tagged if I'm not mistaken, so that'd include fics that have F/M and F/F tagged or any other combination.Other is the dark pit of hell where you get the "non-conventional" shit, usually reserved for schizo crap like having 200 sexes for a given creature, or more tamely, futanari.
>>2470118What crime did she commit to deserve crucifixion?
>>2470118
>>2470118I CRY I PRAY MON DIEU
>>2469942
AIEEE I FORGOT TO SWITCH TO LATE INSTEAD OF PACE
>>2470132Flower runner...
>>2469995>finish training for it>it's the worst fucking MANT run I've ever seen, holy shitMy other uma is going to have to carry this tag team...
>>2470134How many power cards did you bring?Thats a weird spread
>>2470134One of my runs yesterday ended like this
why she celebratin
>>2470139Happy to not get 3rd.
>>2470139Is it shitter hours yet?
>>2470136Two.But she failed some senior G1s, and then Tazuna literally only gave me power manuals after the second summer.
>>2470144I'm doing my attempts now so yes
>>2470063>>2470070>>2470077kek
>2-3, 4-1, 2-3, 0-5 on day 1Fellas I should just go to group B, right? I think they can clutch out the an extra win today no problem but group A sounds like a death sentence given their record yesterday
>>2470139It is due to her nice nature.
>>2470154If you already went 4-1 yesterday, you're stuck in Group A Round 2 you know.
>>2470154>4-1You're already locked into group A for round 2 if you didn't reverse the numbers by accident.
>>2470157I meant 1-4 my bad
>Fun raceThe Yuri Cup (again)Some trainers were too busy training so we're running a second time.Bring 2 umas that you want to pair together. They don't need to be gay or anything. They could just be rivals.Nakayama 2000m494657154946571549465715
>>2470160FUCK IM IN SENIOR YEAR CAN I RESERVE A SPOT
>>2470163God damn it
>>2470163HURRY UP
>>2470160Helios still isn't out so I can't.
You know, the clover shop is starting to look better now.
>>2470167Don't worry. 8 months from now I'll run another duos race.
>>2470163FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE
>>2470163Don't keep our DigiQUEEN waiting
>>2470160>They don't need to be gay or anythingWinners have to kiss, it's the rules.
>>2468947We reached bump limit soPrevious : >>2465831
>>2470160im pretty sure we got enough pairing to do a Roomate cup
>>2470175>Roomate cupThis would be awesome but my oshi's roommate isn't in global yet...
>>2470169>30 rolls for one alarm clockIt's like 10 carats for a redo in career, so actually it's looking real bad
>>2470175That's a good idea. Won't have to deal with goldship that way
>>2470175That would be a pretty good >fun raceAnd give me an excuse to train Wife Groove again.
>>2470181I have a maxed Ticket and Tachyon so I can toss their pieces for more clovers.
>>2470141
>>2470175>Roomate cupHell yeah, I'd be so down.
Please tell me it hasn't filled im at senior summer
>>2470192Its at 12/18, GO FASTER
>>2470192Bro, you can just put the career on hold.
>>2470192There's enough for three more duos.Get to training.
>>2470192I'm joining with 3 umas
>>2470192You might be able to make it.I really thought people would just put in random medium aces and not train them just for this.
>>2470197"Throuples" will not be tolerated in Tracen Academy unless it is a 3-way trainer harem
>>2470198NTA but I may or may not have been completely neglecting some of my stable ever since MANT started.
>>2470203My poor milelets are in shambles.
Don't fucking scare me like that, Brian. Jesus Christ.Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath for me, I'm afraid.
>>2470002I love yuri, actually hearing someone describing umamusume pretty derby as "the lesbian horses anime" made me interested
>>2470207>Ran out of staminaOut of character for miss lone wolf
>>2470002Lesbians have been the lifeblood of porn and fandoms in general, its just become more important to shit on them openly to dissuade yurifags as they are, unfortunately, absolutely insufferable.
>>2470207>starts transitioning into the out of stamina jogging animation during the camera close-upThat's hilarious.
>parent accidentally starts looking like an aceclassic>still kinda looks like a decent parentsurprising.
I MADE IT
>>247016016/18 if someone wants to enter the last pairing
>>2470160>>2470221Starting in 2 minutes in case someone wants to spectate.
hats off to my fellow dorm-leader-pair bringer
That's an evil ass rice shower holy fuck
>Double Hishiama/Fuji
>someone entered the same pairing as meAT LASTA WORTHY OPPONENT
>>2470228BRING THAT SHIT ANON!!!!!
ITS UP!!!!!
>Front Rice ShowerLol, lmao even
>Late startAIEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO NO WAY
Rice VILLAIN
I FUARKING KNEEL
>>2470160Corner
no Shower for two weeks after this one...
Jesus christ what a fucking upset
>>2470239V I L L A I N
That's my HERO!(And her girl that she got by being an evil assassin.)
THIS LEVEL OF LUDOKINO IS FUCKING INSANE
>>2470160Rice Shower dominates the cup with an impressive win! Congratulations to her!The best overall duo this time was Kawakami Princess and King Halo with a 4th and 7th finish!Thanks everyone for racing!
>>2470244I FUCKING KNEEL RICE VILLAIN
>>2470244>ears don't even fit in the frameTop tier character design
while we're on the subject of rivalries/friendshipsi drew one rival/tard wrangler for this anon's OC >>2468502
>>2470233It felt only natural to mutate her since she was going to be running with Bourbon.
Someone needs to make a baby with Digitan so she can simp for her daughter instead of random newmas.
>>2470250STEELGOLD THE UMAMUSUME
>>2470160Bonus stats
How the actual fuck did rice beat that roided out bourbon.
>>2470258She beat my bourbon fair and square because she's a HERO.
>>2470258The greatest of villians know how to best the strongest heroes.
>>2470258It's canon anon. You can't beat canon
>>2470257>S+ Front Rice beating SS+ VBourbonKino
That race was actually insane holy, flowers to the rice trainer
>>2470258Only front that got to use Angling + used her ult pretty much right after that ran out so she got to her top speed+ fast
>>2470258Ass too big, can't go around.
>>2470207>visibly gassing for air in the close up>almost lose because of the immediate speed hitJesus christ how horrifying
>>2470265This
>>2470264The winning Rice never actually uses her unique since it activates while passing someone, and she steals 1st during midrace and just stays there until the finish line.
>>2470268GYATT shower
>>2470270I don't get how that bourbon didn't overtake she had midrace up the fucking ass. That race was actually so cool. Is this what oji-sans felt when rice actually beat bourbon?
>>2469784So I'm guessing no one wants to watch the anime tomorrow?
>>2470244MY FUARKING HERO and her sub
>>2470273>Is this what oji-sans felt when rice actually beat bourbon?What japs felt was seething lmao. They HATED rice shower's guts.
>>2470274Eto.....anon make it a group activity, 1 on 1 is too /soc/ for me
>>2470274if you're hosting a cytube sure
>>2470274I haven't actually watched anything except the Pokke movie
>>2470273Sometimes thats just how it goes
>>2470250><What's her name, Meme Arrow?
>>2470277Yeah I planned a cytube, don't worry.>>2470280What time's good anyways?
>>2470283Implying Implications
>>2470284Before CM. I'll prob watch an ep
>>2470285Sorry, 18 letters only.
>>2470288Thats not an actual rule is it
>>2470283give her name, i like those massive hairpins they use in anime, i envisioned her as uptight and perpetually pissed off
>>2470289Why do you think Matikanefukukitaru is written as it is?
>>2470287When's the CM, 10 PM UTC?
>>2470289Absolutely. Look at the names posted earlier in this thread.>>2469046>Morningnoonandnite>>2469333>Mspunkinsperegrine
>>2470297Yeppers
>>2470257>>2470160Here's all 9 teams in the paddock.
>>2470305Lot of incest in this lineup.
>>2470257
Vodka was hiding in the bushes stalking observing Brian until Torena-san felt a strange presence and called her out
>>2470305>Brian and Biwa in their racing outfitsI had them set to wear the Starting Future outfit so they could match. Does that not show up for other people?
>>2470304Okay, uh... That's a tad inconvenient for me. Oh well. I'll host for two hours at 6 PM UTC.
>>2470312Outfit settings are client-side, sadly.
>>2470315That's a shame.
>>2470257Is there a deck on the SS+ rice?
I'm just going to drop my ID in case any clubs are looking to recruit a returning burnout. I can't promise I'll be very active.313089595626
>>2470321Wait a minute, I remember you
>>2470321You were in /v/mers like....a couple months ago right? I think dancho will happily take you back bro. Welcome back
Drew birthday girl
>>2470330
>>2469862Is this modded or real?
>>2470330Basiert.
>>2470323Hopefully not in a bad way. >>2470327Yeah, that's me. Thanks!
>>2470337isreal. Opportunistic unique shot. >>2470330Cute love the hair, eyes, and tail.
>>2470330Beautiful! And more trad art? You're really on a roll.
>>2470319
>>2470337I looked at it again, and the color of Natie's shorts is unfortunate, or maybe fortunate depending on your point of view. It's almost like she got a tan and she's showing off her bare ass.
>>2470330This is my FUARKING GOAT say something nice about her.
>>2470347>19.5k>Just kita and finemoHOW??????
>>2470340I would apply directly in case he's not awake (so you can get gibs asap) otherwise, just wait a little bit until he sees it.
>>2470330Don't understand how this silly thing is both so cool and so sexy at once
>>2470345Thanks. I find trad really relaxing btw. In the drawing program I would be using Ctrl-Z and Ctrl-T + lasso like crazy to make sure it comes out perfect, but here I just have to cope with the mistakes and keep going. It's refreshing, I don't feel pressure for it to be perfect.I am also working on an uma in her full racing outfit and it's really full of complex details and ornaments and shit. So it will take a bit longer. Truly umas were made to be drawn either naked or scantily clad instead. At last I truly see.
>>2470360>Truly umas were made to be drawn either naked or scantily clad insteadI feel this so much, the racing outfits have so much minor bullshit its 10x easier to just draw them naked
>>2470351Ooooh. Her shorts. I thought she was wearing white thighhighs.
>>2470360You're really making me want to pick up trad again.>Truly umas were made to be drawn either naked or scantily clad instead.Kek. I have the same thought whenever I'm drawing an uma in her racewear.
Digitan's birthday has been a magical time.
>>2470365Truly its been back to back really fun threads.
>Wit has been low for the past three runs3 wit cards it is
>it is 20 days until Gemini>just get home from a long day of work and then a choir rehearsal at 11 pst >still need to do today's CM runs>still need to do Pasa parent runs>do all of that and one parent run and go to bed in an hour>it is 19 days until Gemini
>>2470330>Flat stinky fujo>Most attractive girl in the entire game
>>2470376Please stop reminding me that, I should've started prep 1 week ago like everyone else and I will never make it now
Speaking of Gemini, do I really have to borrow Mummy Creek for paces? Because 11 extra racing affinity isn't inspiring any confidence in me.
>>2470388Is Nishino's not a good inherit?There's also El's which is very similar to Mummy Creek but much easier to work withCreek is G in mile so it's hard to find a mile creek worth a damn if they exist
>>2470388Its 0.1 accel so it sucks but you don't have many other options other than the mandatory flower tax.
>>2470390>Is Nishino's not a good inherit?Its the best inherit >There's also El's which is very similar to Mummy Creek but much easier to work withNot gonna work out. You need to be in 1 or 2 to activate it and there will be a lot of triple front.
Is this enough speed bros?
>>2470390I have my own Nishino so that part isn't a problem. But yeah, the Mummy Creek parents for this CM are pretty bad which is the main problem. You either have to compromise and take the ones with turf main sparks or you have to take parents made in URA.
>>2470393Future Umamusume is so strange to look at
>>2470392I see, so Mummy Creek only requires you to be in the top 4 it looks like. That is a lot more flexible.
>>2470397Whats so weird about it?
>>2470393I can't wait for Calstone...
>>2470398Yeppers, el only goes on fronts
>>2470403Good thing i'm working on a front team, but if I decide to make a pace that's good to know. I'm trying to make a groundwork parent in MANT but my luck is shit in that regards. I been slacking since this scenario went live too so my parent stock is shit. Got lots of alarm clocks to burn through but man is this exhausting...I can see why many people have slowed down and I've barely burned through my alarm clock stash
ATTENTION /v/ROS Claude might actually beat the game it's fucking happening
>>2470406HUUUH
>>2470406if Claude played Uma would that be against TOS
>>2470406Saw that lol that thread is flying like stakes days
>missed the yuritrannies races:(
>>2470393small hands haha
>>2470411It was a fun time. It'll happen again in the distant future.
>>2470406HOPECHADS
>>2470406I am suddenly reminded of the Twitchplayspokemon days.
>>2470414Don't start encouraging yuriniggers too much, it could be the beginning of the end. There is a reason yuritrash is almost never talked about here
>>2470406I know I've been there for hours, the ONLY other good threads in that god forsaken board. HES GONNA MAKE IT BOYS
>>2470406Its dober.
>>2470428>3 straight critsBetter odds than getting med S inspiration
ITS FUCKING TEIOVER
>S+ parent run>2 1-star white sparksShould I just quit the game
WHAT
>>2470440SS is when you get the bonus to parenting, you're fine anon. You just gotta keep trying your best
>>2470406
Biting my fuckin nails bros.
>>2470445I think I was 20 Power off from the SS, dammit
>>247044610 out of 12 plats, read em and weep
I can spot you guys in the Claude thread so fucking easily LMAO, you bros are too blatant
>>2470445>it is not enough to simply clear the mant parent run with major G1 wins/ephitets >it has to be an SS highroll to get full valueEvery single thing I learn about the game I get more pissed off.
>>2470456IM USING REGULAR REACTION IMAGES THOUGH
>>2470456It's weedy wednesday!
This is my first time watching the Claude stuff, what did I miss? what's the appeal?
>>2470461Its been going on for a looooooong time, longer than /v/ma has existed. To catch you up on all the lore would take a loooot of time
>>2470461Seeing if AI can beat pokemon completely unaided by human interaction. There have been others that "beat" it but it had hints or other small help from the developer
>>2470461Hallucinating AI tries to interpret a screenshot of pokemon and determine what to do with varying results. It got stuck a lot and the dev had to tweak the knoweldge base to help it. It was funniest at the beginning when he kept running in circles in the old man's house in Cerulean.
>>2470461One of the few other vidya and fun threads on /v/ and often many on /v/ma would also participate in. AI playing pokemon but also entertainingly retarded.
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING VROS, EVERYONE THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2470467>AI playing pokemon but also entertainingly retarded.Only sometimes, there's a solid years worth of dead content.
ITS DOBER
>no stamina scrolls>no random stamina gains>200 stamina by kikuka shoyamero...
>ACTUALLY RAGE BAITEDHoly fuck what a finish
>>2470461AI tries to beat Pokemon without any outside helpIt's gone on and off for nearly 2 years now getting stuck at various points and needing to be reset (Mt Moon, Cerulean City, Rocket Hideout, Victory Road) And now it did it
>>2470472Run the tiara if you're not running stam.
>>2470464I hate whenever I find something online that has years of lore I can't possibly get through, if I didn't get into /v/ma at the start I would feel the same and so discouraged
Is it done? Has artificial general intelligence been achieved?
>>2470476I would rather use 5 clocks then give up and start over tyvm
>>2470478It is now on par with a 5 year old
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED
>>2470477Don't worry about it I think he was trapped in the team rocket base for like 5 months, most people stopped watching after the first few resets.
>>2470484Is there an OC archive? I just saw a bird girl with humongous fat tits
>>2470486lol no
how many people were at the end of TPP? Claude's victory was only watched by 1000 peopleAnd there were memes in TPP like praising Helix and other shit about a pidgeotto or pidgeot
Why do we get banished and claude doesn't? They are "too big" as well and have been going even longer than us
>>2470491>Why do we get banished and claude doesn't?Because they aren't weak unlike the jiggers.
>>2470491Because Claude has months of downtime where there's zero threads
Is Redshift Maru the biggest career jobber?
>>2470494That's Kitasan.
>>2470491To be fair, their PPM only flew out the door because of the big ending, their regular threads weren't notable or fast. And now after this they are done until the next challenge by the dev
I just spent 2 hours drawing Orfevre, then goofed up and closed the file without saving.Time for bed.
>>2470491Claude IS on the jannies shitlist retard, and unlike us they don't have daily threads. Claude's only around for specific periods of time, plus ON AVERAGE our thread was faster than the claude one. You simply don't understand how historic this is right now. I've been following claude before uma global released and I never thought id see the day.
>>2470496Oh, uh glad I didn’t nab her with the free pills haha
>>2470494OG Bourbon would like a word.
>>2470497Yeah the claude newfags just don't get that this IS the grand finale. Its the culmination of more than a year of following this retarded bot.
>>2470494What? Isn't she the go-to uma for fanfarming since she wins everything by default?
>>2470506Was OG Bourbon the one who failed her debut race 5 times in a row for one anon?
>>2470508Must be a skill issue.
>>2470510Yes.
>tried remaking my one ace after getting fucked in round 1>3 runs, none got medium S>last one failed a triple friendship wit and then I used my one energy drink and then failed a double friendship 5 uma speed training at 8%Gradually I began to hate this game
>>2470518Remaking aces this late in the game is always painI had it work out one time but I try to avoid it if possible
>Missed a fun raceAh well, Dictus isn't playable so I couldn't use my true favorite pairing anyways
I'm about to do something incredibly stupid or incredibly busted
>>2470518If you're remaking aces last minute it's completely your fault. Should have joined rooms and tested your aces.
>>2470545those inherits dont synergize
>>2470545A&S activates on the same tiny corner bit that BB hits, BB is 3rd or below and A&S is first, they can't both trigger
>>2470549>>2470550My thought process was that in a runaway + 2 front comp, Taiki could hit SFV and BB if my 2 other fronts are ahead of herIf she overtakes Scarlet and Suzuka then she hits A&S insteadIf she fails to overtake Suzuka then Scarlet hits BB and maybe RRA
quick, does she need gourmand or is 3 whites enough for her
>3 rainbow wit + NTR show up after I don't need to train witwoaw
I saw a guy completely destroy me with Breakdance Seiun, I don't get it I thought her ult was only for longs and straight ults bad on this track
>>2470565With enough mid race skills everything is possible
>>2470567I got so many straights hints instead of corners, why are corners so rare? I hate Akikawa so much
>>2470557There's no way Taiki accelerates fast enough into first for it to matter, either she is already first and only A&S goes off or worst case scenario she's in second and nothing goes off. I'm not a front expert but it doesn't make sense to me unless you are building skills for a back up plan that might not even fire, and I'm pretty sure fronts are super hungry for mid race skills. Not against experimenting though, go nuts
>>2470580Straight abilities can still go off mid race. They're also useful at the end of the race
>>2470545Front Taiki is a thing. They're right in that you're not going to get both to fire, but you're not trying to. You either are the Front who gets A&S and wins off of that, or you get SFV + Nishino more likely in a front heavy room.
>>2470588Yeah but I don't like gambling on midrace, they can either all go off or none
>>2470559Id go with gourmand to be safe
>>2470592He won't win ever if he's 3rd place as a Front.
Do I have time to prepare parents and shit for Gemini? I feel like everyone is so far ahead already I should just really get started on CM15
>>2470587Taiki has Changing Gears and Mile Maven so I think she's got great midrace. I'm borrowing Helios PWR so I can get Escape Artist on both of my fronts>>2470592This is exactly what I was thinking yeahHopefully I can get something to scrim with in the next few days
>>2470602Depends on how many runs you're gonna do, but if you're gonna do most of your borrows, yea, you've got time to work on parents
>>2470602What have you done so far? If you're still making a grandparent, then just 'softskip' CM14 by making 3 paces with a borrowed Flower.
>>2470605I should try to play more yeah>>2470606>What have you done so far?Literally nothing, there are over 2 weeks left but apparently if you don't start a month in advance you are just fucked
Just saw the second Gundam move bros was pretty good, too much blonde slut though.
>>2470599Which is why I want to use a runaway to try and block enemy fronts from hitting A&S. If there's atleast 1 other front then any pace in the lobby will most likely be cucked from using BB/SFV>but muh taishinA runaway rabbit in CM13 makes a fuckhuge lead that makes winning as an end very unlikely so I think that logic could work in CM14 too
>>2470545Run Plancha instead of A&S
I want to pull bros...Why did Palmer have to come to me so early
>>2470602I literally just started prep for CM 14. You got two+ weeks. I've already cranked out some whatever parents. They're not amazing, but they have good affinity and the inherits I need. I can keep doing that for days and days, and then I'll grind out the aces in a few days like I always do
>>2470620Its a sign, anon, to spend carrats on cards
>>2470623I need to save for Smaru/Tachyon
>>2470624Well now you will have more carrats for that!
>>2470596alright thanks bro
How we feeling about round 2 in 13+ hours?
>>2470632I'm just here to annoy the fuck out of people with all my debuffs, I know I'm not winning
>>2470632>2-3(retired early)>2-3(retired early)>2-3>1-4>0-5After suffering in A league last CM, I go back home
>>2470612I've climax king'd to that blonde slut more than i'd like to admit..
Why are her eyes like this anyways? Is it just because of the name? They aren't almond shaped at all! Or coloredhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zi175c48hdljyb1l.mp4
>>2470636She's hot and the director of the movie clearly likes to exploit her body, but the story parts she is in alone are largely unnecessary. There's a whole five minute music montage of her setting up a new apartment that she leaves in the next scene.
>>2470632I've lost each and every race but in this day alone I farmed two B rankers in URA cups (im a super new player). So now I'll have a team of 3 B-rankers. I might fluke a win or two and with that I'll be satisfied.
I hate that this always ends up happening.
>>2470632I wasn't paying attention and scraped into Group A by mistake. I'm completely fucked.
>>2470634Bro you could have won the A finals
>>2470645I don't want to go into A finals, I got second last CM and that's good enough, besides I am really not feeling confident about this team so I will just stay in comfy jobber leagues>>2470643Don't worry man, I have found a timetable where you can get enough wins not to be washed out, hell you might even luck into the finals like I did, its about 1-2 hours before the second daily reset, I literally didn't manage to get a single win for the first day
Mejiro McThighs
I haven't done a Vodka run since November, am I doing it right
>>2470632>29/40I'm doing okay, but I'm mentally preparing myself for a round two in which I have a very rough time and barely squeak into A finals
yeah, fuck Oguri Crap
>>2470664AlmostNeed Pump Iron and probably some other inheritsNeed more mid race skills
>>2470667Same ratio for me, but 70%+ day one isn't the worst. Last time round 2 was dicey. I'm expecting the worst as well, but maybe it will go easier than we think
>>2470671Pump is there, just unpictured. The question is will she survive Group B?
>>2470674You're talking for gemini right? Yeah you'll be fine in B
>>2470675Alright, thank you.
>>2470634Same, basically. Three times in the last two days i had a run with 2 wins, and i retired early to not get into the shit that is group A
Are there any Siriusbros here? Im kinda turning into one right now...
>>247063413/40, one run that awas 3/5, multiple 0/5s. It's not looking good, just one win please...
>>2470669Based Fagg0t
>>2470684I think she's cool (and hot)but i'm not deadset on her either
>>2470689Theres too much stuff going on before and after her banner, but i might throw a tenner or two her way.
How can Curren be so cute?
>>2470669Total Oguri death
>>2470684I will have to wait until she's in global to decide my full feelings as combing through fanart of her doesn't tell me much other than how much female fans like her and they like being treated like a cute, small animal
>>2470696>wait until she's in global to decide my full feelingsYeah, same. Though i did watch the first 4 episodes of her character story just now, and quite liked it>combing through fanart of her doesn't tell me muchI dont think it ever does, really.>female fans like her>femaleHaha, yeah...
>need competent aces to join rooms>by the time i have competent aces, everyone has moved on to the next CM
>>2470703Someone will join if you make rooms. Don't worry about it.
>Didn’t give me swinging>Didn’t rainbow on a single useful turnThere’s always fucking something man can I just have one fucking good run? I’m even getting desperate and using some meta shit man CYGAMES PLEASE
Dear John Cygames if you bless my next run with an ungodly high roll I will buy the rest of the 100 pulls I need to spark Palmer.
>hosting fun races when only new-worlders are awake
>>2470703Just tell us that you're only bringing 1 uma or so. Then the other anons who also want to test 1/2 aces can join.
>>2470714vbourbon trainers should suffer
>>2470741I've suffered plenty with trying to train my Lates bro they all low roll into oblivion.
Oh dear, I accidentally entered the Tenno Sho (Autumn) in classic.
>>2470755Yeppers, this wun is gwue
so, this CM Redshift was the unuversal inherit for everyone, does the next CM have something similar?
>>2470791>fail witcheck to proc redshift>loseI hope not
>>2470791Budding Blossom is probably the closest one
https://files.catbox.moe/jxdbob.jpgHad to skip six races to get this stat line, I just don't know how people get better than this while running 38-40 races.
>>2470800I can live with wit checks, its the Maruzensky's terrible parent affinity that I hate, I am convinced its why everyone seemed to be having such a bad time this CM prep
>>2470703Just make one it's not like I deleted my team or anything lol
So this is why I ran into A+ aces in graded league. Twittertrannies can't read.
Does Angling work for Gemini? I might try to run Palmer there
>>2470836Yup, there's a late-race corner. You want to chain A&S into Plancha.
>>2470836>Mile E>Recovery ult>Can't Runaway>Can't even bring Helios to keep her companyWhy are you doing this to her?
>>2470833>falls for engagement bait>on twitterThis is a new low
>>2470839Oh, so do i wait for 2 more months until i am allowed to run an uma whom i want to run?
>decided to go for group B this time around because my aces aren't all that good>beat SSes and UGs multiple times nowThis is a trap, right?
>>2470845Her ult has a target speed buff component to it too, if you really REALLY like Palmer then you can. Cut down on stamina and pump other stats like crazy.
>>2470845Nah how about...hm, huh, didn't realize how many short-ish CMs we will have until CM20, like goddamn longest we get is 2200Fair enough then!
https://files.catbox.moe/lc4o56.PNGhttps://files.catbox.moe/7yxgnm.PNGThis is the lobby the game put me in earlier today when I was on a 0/4 run.
>>2470848>>2470853
>>2470853Reactive matchmaking is a thing?
>>2470853>>2470859>>2470865We in the business refer to that as forced 50
>>2470755I tend to pick Kikuka in the planner to keep myself reminded. Don't think it gives a reminder window if you picked another race by accident, though
>>2470853What if CMs made another league that kept the B+ limit?
>ACKSHUALLY you should be already making aces for gemini nowfuck this shit, my best parets are like 1 guts 2 front/turf(no gw on both), 2 speed 1 turf, 1 stam 2 turf, 2 power 1 mile
>>2470930Just make leagues limited to each scenario. I think thatd mesh quite well with the "generic CMs" we get in the future. Collecting plats in each distance for each scenario and shit
how are my fellow flatliner trainers doing?
>>2470933>You should be making aces now>Why are you making aces? It's too early and nonone knows what skills are good yetI can't with this thread sometimes
>>2470865Isn't that how all matchmaking works? I think someone made a whole dissertation about it. If you lose too much then it starts pairing you up with scrubs and vice versa, the idea is to maximize interest and attention but without burning the player out.
>>2470939Recently got Suzuka completionist title. Taking it EZ now
>>2470939Do people really wear glasses at the beach?
>position 1 at the start of late race is an enemy seiun>doesn't start accelerating at all and falls to last place>check build>640 staminashitter hours is real
>>2470941>without burning the player out>CM 2 weeks a part A little contradictory there lol
>>2470941Yeah. "Engagement optimised matchmaking". Theres a paper about it on researchgate
>>2470947insect dev mind cannot comprehend not living in his game
>>2470945And strain my fucking eyes the entire time? I take them off before I go swimming and put them back on when I dry off.
>>2470940>Why are you making aces? It's too early and nonone knows what skills are good yetOnly third rates say this. The game's been solved by the JP and KR servers already.
>>2470947that's the outer gacha retention layer separate from the matchmaking system
>>2470954That's literally what I was told yesterday when I posted an Ace asking how it looked.
tomorrow I will be in group B for the first time I'm excited to see how different it is
>>2470947Engagement optimised Inspiration system, engagement optimised summer rainbows, engagement optimised sparks
the gaijin know...
I fell asleep several times in a row, what did I miss?
>>2470970Engagement optimized gacha pulls?
>>2470970isn't that the whole reason why the game is so rng heavy? can't tell if you're being sarcastic
>>2470979I honestly believe that this is the case>>2470976>got 3 kitas from free pulls>had to spark Muteki and Fujin>got Palmer in 10Also this
>engagement optimised gameplay>none of the girls have proposed to mei don't get it
>>2470970>microchipped horses
>>2470983Engagement based onsen tickets
>baby's first RNG confirmation bias
>>2470981Kinda fucked up her parents named her Mister Cock Ball
>>2470981what is it like to have a girl's bare legs resting on you like that
>>2470991Heavy
>>2470981This is the kind of casual love live I yearn for. I just want to make someone happy
>>2470991Not comfy
Any guides for CM14? I randomly hit a Mile S so might as well
>>2470999Angling Plancha for frontsMummy's Hug and Budding Blossom for pacesPump some iron and redshift for latesTracen Cheer and Pump Some Iron for ends Winrates and meta characters on https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>2470981>torena so ass only the nonconformist uma fell for him
>>2470999Who you running?
>>2471000Looking grim, latebros....
>>2470999Stamina requirement is 601, greens are left handed, spring runner, and firm conditions.
>>2471000>>2471006Thanks>missing both accel parents Oof. Will make do then>>2471002Laisu. I was supposed to be doing daily and fan farm in mind
>>2471005Even in miles?!
>>2470991Arousing
>>2471000>Pump some iron and redshift for latesThis is literally the first time I've seen anybody say Red Shift for lates for Gemini so I do not believe you.
>>2471005I will be running my Taishin + two as of yet undecided lates like every CM I simply do not CARE
>>2471005LETS GAMBLE, BABY
>>2471011Lates were always glue in miles.
>>2470933Ultimately, if your parents suck, you should be spending more of your CM prep time on parents.
>>2471013Lates don't have a second accel apart from redshift since Moving Past doesn't work on this track
>>2471012Lucky bastard
>>2471005so uhhsince king's ult only works if you are 7-8-9 in the first 50% of the track or 6th? gametora has different explainations on skill list and skill viewer if your ends are midraceless witlets they will push out better ends and fuck up their accel?
Since we're talking Mile CM meta what fucking mid race skills are actually good? I get told I need more but no one even gives any fucking examples.
>>2471024Ok? And if Red Shift worked you'd see everybody saying to take it on lates instead of just 1 random retard on the entire internet
>>2471024I will be using OYL.
>>2471027The game's been out for almost a year. How come you don't know the midrace skills for miles yet?
why's everyone so angry today
>>2471034You know what fine, I'll stop asking for help on threads
>>2471027Anything without a billion conditions to fullfill distance cornersstyle cornerstail held highstraightaways Fast-paced for frontsetc.
>>2471037Are they? I haven't seen or felt anything like that
>>2471037monstrous saturday
>>2471026I'm going to take Kingu's unique and pray it works.
>>2471039Don't man...
I LOVE PARENT RUNS!!!!!!!!
>Drawing Scarlet>Have to reduce her chest from "gigantic" to just "ginormous" for the sake of aesthetics
>>2471050Gigantic IS the aesthetic
>>2471050how aboutflat
>>2471013holy shit we have actual newfriends who never played the 6+5 gamble
>>2471059there's nothing to gamble when the accel literally does nothing, retard
>>2471013>he has never seen end closer maruzensky
>>2471056But then Vodka would have to gain the Ttitmass to even it out.
>>2471005Ends in mile? Really?
>>2471050Trust your dick anon...
>>2471013Anon did you skip both CM3 and CM5and CM7and CM10
>>2471067CB+Bamboo Memory are just that strong You have a speed bonus for almost the entire racethe only way i see to counter it is bringing your own ends and hoping they push the others outside of the activation range
>>2471005When do late surgers get the good shit? I'm tired of mutating them into ends.
I'm actually skipping Gemini. At least Aries any retard could build an XOguri but Gemini you're just fucked if you didn't pull for Mr. CB so you can borrow Bamboo. Literally the whalest of whale cups so far.
>>2471005I was so sure the chud horse was a 3000+ meter one-trick pony but I'm so ready to be wrong about this.
>>2471074Theoretically if I have both at 0LB, do I use my CB and borrow Bamboo, or use my Bamboo and borrow CB?
>>2471085Use CB borrow Bamboo
>>2471078Lates are going to be meta for the next Arima Kinen CM (the most prestigious and skill-based race).
>>2471082If Taishin actually wins the Gemini stakes I'm rolling for her alt.
>>2471000Mummy is so fucking bad man, just 0.1 accel and literally nobody has usable parents, are you sure we can't use anything else?
>>2471094>Lates are going to be meta for the next Arima Kinen CMSo you're saying there's a chance?
>>2471050
>>2471105Stallion milk...
>>2471103Raising aptitudes by that much is literally impossible, I'm pretty sure.
>>2471099Plancha's the only other accel that works. You can also inherit Shadow Break and hope you get a carryover.
I will make late work. My wife has innate NSM so with Kingu unique, Pump, OYL, and Furious Feat she's bound to his some combination of accels to let her win.
>>2471103Uhh....
>>2471074The fuck do you mean CB+Bamboo? Who the fuck has Bamboo at MLB? Literally nobody but whales rolled for that shit card. I can't get both, what the fuck is this bullshit
>>2471079It's actually a great thingyou can just throw whatever you feel like because you know you're getting fucked by taishin in finals either way
f2poors finally realize that the game was rigged from the start
>>2471117f2p scenario btw
>>2471117You roll for CB and borrow bamboo
Is Guts Wonder worth anything?
>>2471128rape
>>2471127I didn't because I need CB + Creek
>can't build end closers because mr. cocka ball has 5 race bonus and my only speed supports are kitasan and tosho sr
>>2471140Your wits? Yoour guts? your welfare marvy power?
>you need this retarded card you'll never use again or just don't botherAlready the worst CM of all time
>>2471123>Time to transfer request.>Will you get it over with?>Maybe Golds glue people without looking 'em in the face, but I ain't a gelding, desuwa.
>>2471142if I slot in a race bonus mule that doesn't give stats then where will I get stamina from?
>>2471140>Just realized I can't build EC either>Start considering LS but I don't have Natie's card and I have to borrow NTR
>>2471148Your stam sparks?
>>2471150where will I get power from then?
>>2471149You don't HAVE to borrow NTR.
>Can't build Fronts>Can't build Paces>Can't build Lates>Can't build EndsI LOVE THIS CMI LOVE MANT
>>2471154My Windy isn't MLB...
>>2471153Your GUTS cards and solo Kitasan who will totally show up for rainbows bro trust
>>2471156>Can't build Frontsanyone can build fronts for gemini, there's no tech cards for them
>>2471110Technically its possible, but you have to get THE perfect spark activation
>>2471154Can they stop making firm condition CMs man? I'm so fucking tired
If only I had done Kawakami's career sooner. I would have known I was going to be a Late main going forward and I could have pulled for Nice Nature's card...
>>2471164No you just need giganigger minmaxxed parents with 1 billion white skills they you should already have from 2 months ago
>>2471150>no cheerleader king halos with stamina blues on chronoit's so over
>>2471168Look on the bright side, you could've wasted 100 rolls on her rerun and not gotten it, and now have to cope with a 0LB card because you used up the voucher on it>But why did you roll without the spark?I had a spark, I had two, but I needed them for the megabanner
>>2471171>no cheerleader king halos with stamina bluesI have one of those, actually, she just isn't set as my borrow parent right nowMight switch it over after reset if it doesn't seem like anyone's borrowing the medium parent I've currently got set anymore
I love how each MANT CM is so much worse than the one before. It wasn't just the awful scenario they genuinely made everything awful. They really deserve to have the game die for serving us the exact same shit but with less time
>>2471186Taurus has been pretty good though. Of course my opinion could do a complete 180 after the Great Humbling of round 2 that happens every CM.
>>2471148>Where I will get stamina from?CM14 is a mile, you get to 600 just from random stray stats/scrolls/power training. I've been training Nishino and she has 0 stam bonus, even with no stam sparks and no stam cards I hit power a few times during year 1/summer 1 and I'm usually fine. In some runs I had to spend 120-ish SP for a random white heal, but that's 1-2 turns of extra training not pressing power that can be used to press Wit/pray to the gutsgods.
>>2471193>Taurus has been pretty good thoughLol, did you miss the 2 weeks of people suffering and crying unable to make a full team because of the whale-tier insane stat requirements? Most people were still finishing their team when it started. It was misery
>>2471196That's just a skill issue, there's an SS+ Rice with 2 SSRs posted in this very thread
>>2470998Before having experienced it, I was worried about my arm falling asleep or it being uncomfortable to rest in an embrace with legs entangled, one arm under a girls body, but it seemed to not be as big of a problem as I imagined.
>>2471196>Most people were still finishing their team when it started.It's round 2 and I still haven't finished! Well, at least one that'll stumble into A finals.
I HATE MEJIRO RYAN
>>2471200Shut the fuck up, fuck you
race bonus is such a shit game mechanic fuck this whale scenario
>>2471200>That's just a skill issue Summer training RNG issue*
it's only getting worse in later scenarios, f2poors will literally die out
>>2471205just so fucking much
>>2471257WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A FUCKING MANT PARENT RUN IF SHE JUST LOSES EVERY FUCKING RACE AND THUS GETS NO GRADED BONUS
>>2471252"GL saved the game" was another gaslight, this is literally the end of this community
>>2471252>>2471263u-uhhh started playing 12 days ago, wtf is going on
Got almost every skill I wanted except for speed eater by doing 41 racesSadly my summers were shit and I didn't get mile S and GW
>>2471272Just your resident doomposters doing what they do best, don't worry about it
>>2471263Isn't the open league literally there so f2p can have a fair competition without worrying about having all the meta shit
>>2471274>41 racesliterally how in the fuck do you people do this? My absolute max is 35.
>>247127213 CMs of being raped does things to a torienah
>>2471277You haven't proved any of it wrong btw, this CM will be more cancerous than the last one and it will keep getting worse until everyone drops the game
>>2471279No, the open league is shit.It shouldn't be based on the grade of your Uma but rather the amount of MLB SSR cards you have on your account.
At least I got my one plat thanks to queen Dober slaying xoguri
>>2471280I risked a handful of 3 chainsAlso spammed races from early nov to late dec
>>2471279maybe in like 2-3 years lolit's good NOW in jp but jp has a billion extra qol shit that makes umaliving and f2p-ing easy
>>2471067Dont look at Durandal aptitudes bro, trust me
>>2471285nigga prove deez nutz
I don't get what the problem is, just play in Group B
>>2471306it's not like you can choose where cyjews intern-based humiliation-targeted rng will put you this time
>>2471309I can chose to go to group B, however
>>2471309just give up after every second win
>>2471306>Just don't bother trying to win because you can'tDo you retards hear yourselves?
>>2471309not everybody is an ambitionless faggot
>>2471315I'm not the one crying and bawling about how unfair the player engagement algorithm is
>>2471311>>2471313>whoops girls you are doing too good today how about i break your dreams just so my ego stays only slightly hurtdoesn't even make sense since in second zodiac circle any A placing is better than 1st B
is 1 dom worth it
>>2471315Not everyone is a hero of great ambitions. I stopped looking for glory and plats. being able to run whoever and freedom to use sub 50RB decks is more to my liking.
>>2471326Dom is always worth it
>>2471329have i been gimping myself by not runing any..
>>2471322>Assuming my umas can win this muchFunny. But even, then, last time i went to group A, i actually went 0-40 in round 2, dropping out of the finals. And i did try to space out my attempts, play in different timezones, all that. Whats the point of getting 5 carats more per attempt, when ill miss out of finals rewards?
>>2471326better than stam debuffs
>>24713262 is always better
Gonna go watch BOANE right now to the local cinema. I even shaved and dressed decently for the occasion. Got convinced by an Anon that went yesterday(probably from my country idk). I know more or less the basic plot but I have never seen it before. Wish me luck on the kinoplex!
>>2471322>break your dreamsYou "Break their dreams" by giving io after 2nd inspiration, or nuking a mcqueen run for the dailies. CM is a competition for the trainers' dreams.
>>2471330If your third is absolutely shit then yeah
Mile rooms?874378058743780587437805Bring anything WIP and TT mile oomas are fine
>>2471341What shitholes is it playing at now? Why won't it come to my Yuroshithole?
>>2471343SHE'S NOT SHIT!! SHE'S MY OSHI! SHE'S TRYING HER BESToshi gaming is harder than ever in MANT, i want to curbstomp every tuber and JP player gaslighting us by playing up how f2p and oshi friendly MANT was, literally no mention of mile
>>2471342giving up a bad career is not "breaking" like abortion is not a murder
>>2471358it is murder tho
>>2471351I'm from latin america. It's gonna be airing on the big screen for like a week
>>2471351a bunch of south american countries
Ryan just give me a Mile spark for the love of god I don't even fucking care about the blues or whites I'll take literally anything JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING MILE SPARK
Thats mucho doom posting in the dead hours.
>>2471345King Halo btfo everyone-gutsmaxxing confirmed gaslight!9270542392705423927054239270542392705423
>>2471361wait it really is, when was this announced? it came out of nowhere
>>2471369I keep seeing this pace Kawakami winning or coming close I'm starting to doubt my strategy for Gemini which was to keep her late or maybe end, not pace
>>2471370If you are not making Aces already you should just skip Gemini and start on the next one. I don't make the rules
>>2471322Based. There's no shame if you end up in B Finals but quitting early is faithless trainer behavior. That said, I can't stomach running a purpose-built debuffer with no chance of winning for the same reason.
>>2471372NTA but it was like a few weeks ago I think, different countries have their own giveaways and events.
>>2471370I HATE MEJIRO RYAN. I WANT TO SPIT IN HER FACE AND TELL HER HOW UGLY HER HAIR IS.
WITNESS ME DANCHOU
>>2471374Pace are in a better spot than lates this time around
>>2471378>quitting early is faithless trainer behaviorI mean, yeah, its a thrid rate thing to do. Which is exactly why i do it
>>2471386yeah but I don't have a plancha parent and I don't want to make one
>>2471385When are we getting the oy neigh suzuka race?
>>2471390What are you borrowing?
>>2471397If I was to make her a pace, Flower.
Suzugly, actually
>>2471391>oy neigh Suzuka race>its an Ls9 rank Suzuka from the far future
>>2471391We were supposed to be grinding for suzuka star gems?
>>2471372Like a month ago>>2357571
>he didn't pull for a forever-viable parentit's dober...
>>2471399It can't be helped then
>>2471404Did you not see danchou's message back when the daily legend races started? He said anybody that doesn't have Suzuka by July is out of the club.
Guys, just curious, do you seethe if you watch your rival pull up in the lobby with this combo?
>>2471411Danchou would never k
>>2471415me on the right
>>2471415Depends on who his ace is. If it's soulless metacuck shit then he can die. If he's oshigaming out of love then more power to him.
>Pace B>Only late skill is Slick Surge, which while works this CM, is still a gamble>Ult just requires her to be near the front with 200 meters remainingHmmm maybe I can make her work as a pace instead of a late
>>2471409well fuck itOYL, Furious Feat, NSM, Cheer Kingu ult, Pump, innate Rising Dragon. Maybe she can just get lucky. Only problem is I have to borrow Neicha so I can't get FCM.
>>24714293 CMs in a row with firm conditions, such fucking cancer, it's clear they only did this to appease the whales that rolled for the fucking NTR card
Does corner takeover not work again next mile CM?
>Fails a 2% training with three supports pre-debutBad juju run retired
>>2471431Firm is like the default course condition, man
>>24713696/9 be not afraid>>2471429Can't be that bad, rising dragon seems hard to activate but great if it does.
>>2471438I'm joining with my CM13 aces if that's fine
>>2471437It should be Good, there is no Good Course Menace Kusoge
>>2471440That's ok
>>2471415I laughed my ass off when I matched against a dude with 3 debuffers
>>2471441Lmao why did they call it that, hilarious
>>2471446Oookay thank! My parent run Doto became Mile S and wanted to try a gemini room
>Wake up>Yuros eere unhelpful doomposters againWeak
>Two random mood downs in junior yearThis is getting out of hand
>>2471455>waking up at 5pmSleepy ahh burgers
>>2471457Mood downs junior year are unironically a run killer
>>2471457Watch as I turn up migraine right before kikuka sho
>>2471459It is 11 AM in places with freedom
Are you ready for the Preakness today?
>>2471463>wake up at 11 AMSleepy ahh burgers
>>2471448Honestly? he knows he can't win in this whale-filled Kusoge and just wants to be a nuisance to as many people as possible. I deeply respect that
>>2471465Not really.Golden Tempo's trainer/owners bitching out thus no chance of a Triple Crown winner killed the hype.
>>2471463Datacenters have more rights now than American citizens though
>>2471369False alarm! Gutsmaxxing Digitan is literally unbeatable!136833601368336013683360Will do dailies then come back to check on this>>2471452It's hard to win without the best skills. I had an ace run (for Taurus) Doto get mile S and do ok at best here, even when she hit ult I never saw her winning.
Stego bros, not like this ..
>>2471481Post that Digitan's stats and cards and setup
>>2471463its actually pretty >fun here
>>2471485Why are they in the UK if none of the mejiros raced there
>>2471455All the yuritranny stuff in deep American hours was way worse
>>2471481Yeppers I think my Teio lacked the needed accels for gemini. Was able to scout good skills for next CM and what styles are strong. Thank for hosting!
>>2471486horses can go on vacations, obviously
>>2471489>choosing to go on holiday to the UKGrim.
Currently grinding sprint races for the completionist title and by god winning the G2 sprint races before the first inspiration with C in sprint due to a natural G and 18 sprint sparks is a pain.
>>2471494good luck with JBC sprint
any day now>>2471481Can you post that Kawakami?
>>2471485Ireland is so much better
>>2471487What are you talking about?
>>2471489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dLEOrxWD8
>>2471499This>>2469889>>2470002>>2470160
hey that's pretty goodnow time to do scarlet
>>2471506deck and parks?
Leave the Umas alone!If anyone is going there early, there's a breakfast place on the west side of the track that's cheap. It's for the jockeys but will serve anyone. Only breakfast.
>>2471509Can a jockey sized breakfast feed the average American?
>>247150712* pow/2* spd/1* guts8* mile/4* front
>>2471511Who's stopping you from ordering seconds or thirds?
>>2471511>>2471513And its cheap compared to the what else is around, until 10am anyways. However, simple menu.
>>2471505Man I don't like yuri but that sounds funny as fuck
>>2471505That was soulful to read and see. I'm glad the host provided pictures of the paddock and stuff. Hopefully we can get more partner races with fun themes, for example one uma uses all wit cards while the other uses all power cards. The brains and the brawns
>>2471509I can just tell that it's going to be this and destroy our PR
>>2471519>I'm glad the host provided pictures of the paddock and stuffI agree that was well done>>2471519>more partner races with fun themesThis also sounds very fun I don't know how we didn't think of it sooner
>>2471519I like the idea of the roommate race.
>>2471519Im down for duo races. Don't like yuriniggers but that was a really good idea for a race
I will not make Gemini parents.I will not grind out Mile S.I will not think hard about a good team comp.I will simply do a few runs for each of my 3 racers and then call it a day because I've earned some rest after the Taurus grind.
>>2471522What am I supposed to do?
>>2471522I was considering running that one next weekend so people had a bit of time
>>2471520dat sea fenomeno
>>2469889>>2470160>Missed two fun races with ludokino endingsWhat the FUCK man
>>2471520You are getting fucked in CM finals by THESE. How do you cope?
>>2471530I would have to roll on Bamboo Memory (not happening) so I'll settle for a different pair.
>>2471484>>2471497ask >>24714296/9 join the mile room
>Nice Nature never gets another rerunjesus christ should I just use my voucher that I still have and crystals on this card then?
I don't know how many more of these I can fucking do
>>2471543Wit Nee-chan? She is pretty strong and gives you OYL. i dont think it'd be a waste if you train Lates a lot
>>2471540what room?
>>2471498TRUE
>>2471548It's like weight lifting. Every time you think you're tired and at your limit, just one more rep.
>>2471531I'd appreciate that because I want to use Wedding Fine and Wedding Air Groove.
>>2471540The room is full tho
>>2471555Damn both marrying the same guy? Thats a handful
>>2471522>>2471531no wait you can't do a roommate race until Pearl releases
>>2471561Putting these two in a room together must be hell for Fuji.
>gold shit won't get a roommate until 2030feelsgood
>>2471561Oh that's cute. Pearl probably does nothing to stop Princess from destroying the room.
>>2471530Wtf, for some reason I thought the dorm leaders would be roommates
>>2471564>hating goldship>hating any uma in general
>>2471567How would they be roommates if they're in different dorms?
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO DER/V/ BROS WHAT HAPPENED???
>>2471572why must dacnhou be so soulless....
>doxxing
Monumental last store
>>2471572MY FUARKING DANCHOU
>>2471572Why are you doxxing
>>2471572>doxxingCan you not? you fucking cunt
>>2471572>Ug metacuck that runs two dominators is getting gloaty at a poor comradeYou deserve rope, nigger.
>>2471572>Ug XOguri metanigger>DoxxingGenuinely kill yourself
>>2471572REVENGE WAS TAKEN
Damn, this is the angriest I've seen peeps get about this mistake or the schizo(s) are here taking advantage.
>>2471572LEL BASED oy neigh and der/v/ have tied the score
>>2471572Based, shitters deserve to be doxxed, if he won he wouldn't have gotten doxxed
>>2471583>mistakeyeah right, he edited the image but "forgot" to censor
>>2471583>(((mistake)))Actual retard
>>2471583Shit flingers who weren't around virgo when we had the danchou face-off
>>2471572>doxxing to brag about winning with an ObuhiDisgusting behavior.
Losers!
>>>what the FUCK happened to this place?
>>2471584That is not my Danchou
>>2471594burgers woke up
>>2471583>mistakeFuck right off, that post is just nigger behavior
>>2471583Without rules we are just animals, no doxxing. Just delete the post if it was a mistake.
>>2471597..prööööfs?
>>2471594Newfags and sensitive faggots lmao
>>2471594Feels like shit flinger is working overtime to make up for yesterday being pleasant and civil.
>changed their name in an attempt to slander my danchouOy neigh will not stand for this slight. You will be dealt with... in time.
>>2471600You have to be the biggest most naive retard nigger to think that was a mistake
>>2471572UHHHHHHH DER/v/ BROS EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE CLUBHOUSE RIGHT FUARKING NOW
>>2471605Your newfaggotry is showing, this was never encouraged
>/vg/nigger editing an image to look like one of our danchousbe honest, what are the chances of this happening?
>>2471604I can feel it in my horseshoe
>le /vg/ boogeymanYeah this is how I know, schizo is working IT
>>2471572>Anon is from an /uma/ club EVERY TIME
>Coughing baby vs Nitrogen Bombnothing to gloat about, especially in shitter hours
>most organic /uma/ raid
Diccus should reverse dox
Oy Neighers be like:>My danchou is gloating and doxxing!? So based!>Oh wait, that's someone else? Never mind, this is terrible slander!
>>2471572>same post in /uma/ is making fun of him>they're actively shitting on him I swear that place is just awful
>>2471572Ignore the schizos this way funny
oy neigh danchou isn't good enough to build UG umas so we know it's a fake screenshot
Love seeing the salt mines lmao
>>2471621Doxxing and making fun of others is their culture after all
https://files.catbox.moe/v4oker.JPGI caved and made a desperation Bourbon, I don't even think she's any good but fuck everything else I've done has been complete garbage. Just need her to get me one win for B finals and then I can go back to gutsmaxxing miles.
>>2471624It's pretty easy to check since you can just check his profile and see his highest score which is her TT taiki at 19.xK
>>2471630You know there's not even a post in /uma/ right retard? I checked and there's nothing. It's literally just a guy trying to shitfling
>>2471561>90 days awayI'm not sure I can wait that long. Sorry...
>>2471633If that's what you're aiming for considering the context, she should be good.
>>2471636Neighas will still fall for level 1 bait because they're desperate to witch hunt it's pathetic. They don't even remember the historical context
>>2471639Obviously I'd prefer to keep my A finals streak alive, but I've had about all I can stomach of rubbish runs. I'm done with mediums until the next medium CM when I can tilt all over again!
Then you guys wonder why some are so adamant to gatekeep those cunts from ever being welcome here
>>2471621I took a look and didn't see anything like that, the fuck? are you just making shit up to feed the anti /vg/ schizo?
FUCK YOU MEJIRO RYAN MAKING ME WASTE ONE OF MY 100 CLOCKS ON FUCKING PARENT RUNS
>>2471636In my defense they're definitely the type to do what I said
well i guess i gotta make a new runaway for next cm
>>2471646Anon, it's the anti-/vg/ schizo stirring shit up, there's not a single post in /uma/ about it. Two separate people just checked.
>>2471644There is no historical context retard, it's not danchou and gloating about being a metanigger in round 1 is fucking stupid anyways
>>2471651>In my defenseNeck yourself retard
>>2471659/vm/ was promised to /uma/ 3000 years ago
This isn't organic. This isn't raw either.
>>2471646Now they're here defending their kin to hide the fact that they're shitposting here and there as we speak
>>2471651You and others derailed the end of the thread and melted down over bantz. There's no justifying it. You guys don't realize that at the end of the day, you guys only drive people away.
>>2471651Literally nobody on /vg/ cares about what happens here. If anything the opposite is true since you faggots have daily meltdowns about /vg/
>>2471670Literally this the boogeyman is annoying as fuck
>>2471667>bantzThat is NOT bantz you fucking cunt. Kill yourself, you proved you weren't from here when you started doxxing>only drive people away.I'm ok with "people" like that being driven away
If there's one thing that's confirmed, the veegee schizo is a burger lol
>check /uma/>there's front taiki>compare with one posted here>not the sameis this a new meta
>>2471676I'm not him you dumb nigger and I hope you know you're the least liked person here and we will all celebrate when you are gone.
>>2471678Annoying fucking faggot and his meltys can't help but derail the thread anytime he can see an opportunity to screech about his boogeyman. They don't give a shit about us we should be THANKFUL for that
>>2471679that's probably still me I just made a new one
>>2471670>nobody on /vg/ cares about what happens here>when they're always here and hijacking roomsStop lying
>>2471684TRUST UNDERMINED
>moving goalpost
>>2471685Just kill yourself already
THe moment there are some properly built Fronts in a room I just can't win
>>2471685joining rooms =/= caring about what happens hereI've joined rooms on the VF discord and I don't care about VF or his discord
>>2471691>I've joined rooms on the VF discord and I don't care about VF or his discordbro... what the fuck
>>2471550>>2471481https://litter.catbox.moe/k198t8v0f34cj6e6.jpgVodka moves up against fronts with oonigeThanks for joining!
Any interest in a low grade OP race before baking?
Y'all so fast to defend /uma/ for some reason. I wouldn't be surprised though if they really had a post doxxing der/v/ in their shithole of a thread
>>2471696what's the problem
>>2471701wanna erp?
>>2471691This is literally worst than being a subh/uma/n
>>2471701You're carrying an infection anon. You're patient zero
>>2471685so i have to leave my club just because i want to have fun with slightly different anons, gotcha
>>2471697>lateGOD winsso there is hope...
>>2471680Nigger I didn't do shit the other faggot started it with his doxxing and falseflagging
>>2471705or you can go back to /vg/ should be easier
>>2471702no>>2471703>>2471704There are giga autists with UG+ umas there, that's the best place I know of to find the strongest umas to race against
>>2471700It's not about defending /uma/ it's about this one retard who ALWAYS details the threads screeching about /vg/ when they have absolutely nothing to do with the situation. I don't give a shit about their shithole, but this guy calls every single thing he doesn't like /vg/ and starts melting down for hours.
>>2471709hmm... nyo
>>2471700I don't necessarily with the guy that always cries about it but it's always a good thing to keep our thread cultures and mannerisms well separated
>>2471705You don't really gain anything from staying tied to that shithole of a board and thread tbf
are we going to shut the fuck up about this or what
>>2471718Gladly, Just hope hall monitors kills himself. We can bake a new bread and forget about it.
>>2471718hmm... nyo
this bread is soggy
>got invested in the drama>played absentmindedly >now have 700 shop points in senior springat least it was a parent run
ultimately i blame /uma/ for this. i can only think of that shithole if doxxing related.we never doxxed anyone here not even as a joke
I just failed a 2% summer speed training, and you know what? I blame /uma/ for this!
>>2471713>>2471716Then let him be? Why even defend them you're just derailing the thread for defending them and being offended on their stead. You're not from there are you?
>>2471620It's sad to see.
Just wanted to say that I hate newmas
>>2471730Im not defending anyone, some dude posted his win against some guy from here, with an UG Xoguri and double doms during round 1 without even censoring names that is a very good reason to call out a shitty post
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BITCH SHE HAS 900 SPEED 800 POWER AND SKILLS OUT THE ASS AND I'M ABOUT TO DOUBLE CLOCK THE YASUDA KINEN ON A PARENT RUN https://litter.catbox.moe/wkrzu2c1vwqqvskw.png
>>2471739The Ryan special.
>>2471739>RyanEven if it wasn't her, I half expect to lose any of the Mile G1s.
>>2471739>play the game>still get hall monitor'd
Well, well, well another CM and still no Goldship drawing. I found the my very rough sketch on an old drive so maybe I'll work on it from time. No promises cause fuck that guy.
>>2471739Lemme guess: first day in the mines?You get used to it
>>2471744Extremely based post
>>2471744Don't take this the wrong way but I think you should stop giving that shitposting ill-intentioned retard attention and stop him from living rent free in your head
>>2471698Despite lack of interest, I made an OP race.Kyoto Turf, 1600 Right, random everything, A rank maximum. Bring your glue, parent/fan runs, or old aces. 1, 2, or 3, I don't care. Starting on the hour or when full. Winner bakes or I will.98879847
Now that the Latin Americabros are getting to experience BOANE in theatres how do they feel about Tachyon's portrayal in the movie? https://files.catbox.moe/u3h7ga.jpg
>>2471736And there's no proof that guy isn't from /vg/ or here
Every time and I do mean EVERY TIME I feel good about a victory in Round 1 it turns out I was just fighting a lobby full of shitters, this literally NEVER stops. I just can't feel confident even once
>>2471752>BOANE¿Que?
>>2471739training lates in MANT is pure suffering, your basically guaranteed to lose at least 3 clocks a run. im doing a yaeno run right now where she just came 8th in the early feb g3 after losing 3 times in junior year despite buying uma stan after getting digitans event before niigata
>>2471758boane nuts
>>2471752i have to wait till next week to see it
>>24717519/18, starting in 10. Nice variety so far.
I just cannot even fucking begin to understand why parent farming is still in its current state despite the QOL updates they could have given us from JP if I get one more fucking Ryan without a mile spark I'm going to fucking lose it
>>2471769Cygames made the japanese suffer and they will make us suffer. Be thankful we have the race planner and ability to use more than 1 item at a time.
>rushed>rushed>rushedI can't wait for Sweep to come so I can inherit her green skill through inbreeding
>end closer air groove with murmur, tether, hesitant/subdued end closers,>no gold debuffsIs this good enough?
I'm down around 200 clocks and only have 300 left.
>>2471776hybrid ace?
>>2471785No, I just need a debuffer to kill end closoids.
if you had 3lb Wit Neicha, and 3LB power Pasa, who would you MLB with the SSR shard?
15/18, might give it an extra couple minutes just to see if we can get a full room. Won't push it beyond that.
>>2471791neicha
>>2471791Neicha is infinitely more useful to the point that I'm seriously considering going all in to MLB her with crystals/voucher
>>2471604My team is Suzuka/Fujin/Oonige Palmer.https://files.catbox.moe/98ouij.png
>>2471801That's my FUARKING danchou!
>>2471806https://files.catbox.moe/lykr6j.png
>>2471801Soul
>>2471790then she's shit, murmur doesn't work and it's shit, subdued barely does anything, single tether is shit and hesitant... ok, but it just exists
>>2471792It's dober...
>>2471751>Random moodDude... Stop doing this shit
>taikislop
>>2471812Not him but double Hesitant + Double Dom + Good Ace can be a good whale killer right?
Taiki Shuttle wins! I'll post results in the next thread. Let me know if you're baking, winner, otherwise I'll make a new thread shortly.>>2471816On a throwaway glue race? No.
>>2471818Off to /vg/ you go
>>2471821make it good or great, random mood is stupid and unfair
>>2471821Random mood only makes people angry, it's completely pointless
Whenever Sovereignty loses a race it's because he got a bad mood roll btw
idk guys both my girls got Great and won it's clearly a (you) problem
>>2471832 New thread.I will reconsider random mood in fun rooms. I didn't realize it was contentious.
>>2471835>I will reconsider random mood in fun rooms.Don't. I like random mood in these.
Alright well, as promised, I'm hosting a cytube in about 40 minutes. I'm just going to cover the first 8 season 1 episodes for now./r/w2chwatchparty
Just got out of watching BOANE. I admit it was way better than I expected. Idk if I have a lower bar of expectations for anime movies but it was genuinely a pretty good sports drama. I had no opinion on Pokke before but she was a good protagonist. And I liked the themes the movie portrayed. And it was pretty well animated, even though I found they abused the rainbow sfx color palette a bit. I found myself smiling at the movie here and there which is already a pretty good sign. I also like how nobody moved from their seats during Umapyoi Legend during the credits lol.No merch photocard though, apparently that was in another cinema brand :(. I wanted Dantsu.
>>2471543If you're going to be a late main, that's your primary/secondary wit card until the middle of L'Arc, so yeah.
>>2471848>I also like how nobody moved from their seats during Umapyoi Legend during the credits lol.I was like the one guy who fled out of the theatre during umapyoi because I was holding in a wicked piss
