>Taurus CupDAHBY is on NOWRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbWhich of thes lovely uma musume would (You) marry anon?
I CLAIM LEFT
yep yep, its time to go to sleep
MY FUARKING QUEEN, and finemo I guess..
STILL THE BEST TIME TO PULL
>>2481641>Which of thes lovely uma musume would (You) marry anon?Neither.
I care not for this banner.
Good luck to everyone rolling!May this be your view.
>bait bannerShant
OH SHI-
This isn't inari one!
Alright. Ill do ONE cheeky tenner
I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN END CLOSERS IN MANT THEY LOSE EVERY CAREER RACE
Where's my fucking sweepy?
>>2481663STINKY tenner
>>2481665Next month neigha
>>2481663the kind of stuff you hear from people that will be stuck with 2LB tachyon for the entirety of GL
>>2481664frontspoiled
ALARM CLOCKS IN THE MAILTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHAT?! 10 CLOCKS!!!!CYGENEROUS!!!
>>2481672I did the 400 simulated pulls and it only gave me one copy.This WILL happen to a non-negligible amount of trainers here
APOLOGIZE
wedding urara is CUTE
>check the new Ikuno card>agemasen>but the gold has a high boost value (0.45)>unique way to increase TE but it doesn't tell you how much>stam card with 0 spec prioCyjews why
>>2481678Fat fuck ate the rest....
>>2481678>Two whole careersShe's fucking hording the clocks for her own time machine so she can have Thanksgiving forever.
>>2481674>>2481676Dance piggies!
Imagine if you could buy clocks with money
Wife acquired.t. /v/ma danchou
>>2481686Taiki sitting in the cuck chair
>>2481686>10 pullsShe actually loves you, anon, congrats
I want her so bad, but I'm already dry after Kingu and Palmer, and then Sweepy.... bros, this is not fair!
>>2481689All in
>>2481686WUV YOU!!
Its over, I simply cannot afford anymore
>>2481689I see 16 tickets sitting right there!
>>2481686Explode.
The raped.
>>2481694No! Those are for Sweepy!
>>2481692Mr. Moneybags over here
>>2481696bricked account
>>2481696Its over
After this banner I'll never have to worry about Curren spooking me.
How bad of an idea would it be for me to do a tenner once every banner?
I have neither of these whores and I want them both and I can't afford them
>>2481686Is the secret to good luck getting made fun of?
IM TIRED OF BEING A LUCKLET
Humiliation ritual.Not looking good for my Fine Motion ace tomorrow.
What's the symbolic meaning of the black wedding dress?
>>2481706That's a spark every 30 banners
>>2481714it's 200 to spark
>>2481712You don't want to know, trainer...
Entering the Pasa mines, god help me.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Let's see how much of a whore Curren will be now that she's back in the gates.
>Failed to get into Finals AFine, I'll do my humiliation ritual...
Wrong wife...
Who is better metawise?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT THIS
>>2481724I'll trade you
shan't be pulling for alts
>>2481726...meta?
>>2481722>>2481728Falcunt...
>>2481728HOEH???????????
>>2481726Curren, but her niche is in LoH whenever they run 1000m sprints.
>>2481728THE BIRD FROM ____
>>2481728SAVED ACCOUNT
>>2481726Fine Motion is a good miler, if you want a good sprinter just roll for machan
>>2481726These are 100% waifu picks
>>2481728THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2481728L.O.V.E. FALCOOOOOOOO
>>2481728F A R U K O
>>2481737HEAVEN
>>2481726Curren is tier 0 on one specific trackFine Motion is a pace who can do pace things
>>2481728This just convinced me to do a tenner
>>2481728YUP YUPWHORREN BTFO ON HER OWN DAY
>>2481743>Shakur SSR>Goldship SSR>Teio SSR>Ayabe SR>Nishino SR>Tachyon SR
Which side are (You) on?
>>2481754Right won
>>24817540 stakes win btw
>>2481754Team Green
>>2481753CURRENCEL COPE!
>>2481754Curren. I don't side with sore losers.
>>2481754Falco is a true idol so I pick her
I better see a career dump for the alts
>>2481759but nobody was talking about Bourbon?
Hmmm maybe Dictusfag is unto something
>>2481754falcon woncurren lost
>>2481764Alts don't have different stories from the original but they do have outfit-specific career events that are new
>>2481764Well don't expect one from my danchou
>>2481764Alts are just three costume events.
>>2481772Lazy fuck
>>2481728In Umamusume's darkest hour, she appears...
>>2481769TRVKE
>>2481728>Curren alt banner>Jealous bitch just HAS to show upWhat a nasty uma...
>>2481768NOW YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO GET IT
witgod says Gemini paces want Uma Stan is this true?
>>2481782Idk if necessary
>>2481782Everyone and their uncle wants uma stan so it's not untrue. It's a good ability
>had to spark CurrenThat one anon with the story about the lady with the gray horse was right. I'm starting to think she's just here to ruin me.
>>2481768>>2481780very, VERY ugly
What are the merits of base vs wedding fine?
Before wasting your carats on Curren's banner, please consider watching this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>2481784Uma stan is eh on fronts
>>2481785>the story about the lady with the gray horseQRD?
>>2481788Wedding is better on some mile tracks. Base is better for other distances and for making into an end closer.
Well a janny sent me on a 30-day vacation for posting some spicy uma art on /vg/. Guess I will be hanging out with /vm/a for a while.
Thank you shitter hours, you are my greatest ally.
>>2481794Just don't be a nigger and we'll get along fine
>>2481794Post a taurus or gemini room
>>2481791They're clumped together enough that it should have a decent chance of going off at some point right? Maybe not the strongest on them, as it seems to be better on backliners in particular.
>Falcope defense force goinf all out when Curren is mentionedRent free
Why is she making umas run in wedding dresses again? Won't hat make it awkward for their trainers?
>>2481803Why is she so ugly when her sister is hot as fuck
>>2481794Retard
yes she's really hot in that dress blowjob gesture and all but it's impossible to justify pulling for an Uma that can only run in sprints when we get 1 sprint CM per year.
>>2481789Thanks! This just saved me 30,000 carats!
>>2481782paces want 8 golds to have a fighting chance
>>2481794Wow you posted that? Gross
I WANT WIVES
>>2481789Hoo-hoo!
>>2481808I don't buy that. I think it can be done. Especially with easy access to NSM.
Quick anon! Which umas should get a wedding dress alt NEXT
>>2481804Must smaller boobs, but she makes up for it with financial security and not being a quack doctor who may or may not be in an acupuncture themed cult
>>2481795Niiiice
>>2481815
>>2481792>We had riding classes where an old lady always wanted the grey horse, but the grey horse obviously didn't like her. One day the grey horse was in medical recovery so we gave her another horse, a chestnut. She was distraught but knew the grey horse needed rest.>That was the best ride the old lady ever had. But then she broke down crying that she felt like she was betraying the grey. The chestnut kept nuzzling her.>Maybe you need to find the chestnut in your life.
>>2481813i admire your optimism and wish nothing but success on your attempts i am far too jaded to attempt it
UHHHHHHH..haha, we're just uh...playing house! With big sis Fine and Curren!
>>2481816>quack doctorShe can literally make humans superhuman
>>2481803Being able to wear a wedding dress is a dream for many young impressionable women and also June bride stuff is very common for gachas.
>>2481815Well next ones will be Amazon and errr....FlowerAs for who should get it? I think Cygames should be bold about it and give Ryan and Brian their second alts
>>2481815Why Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian of course
>they actually did itplease cygames... the shipping and taxes aren't good for my wallet...
>>2481822People finding success with 1 pace and 2 End blockers/debuffers gives me hope.
>>2481823We all know you're rolling for her wedding alt when it's her turn.
>>2481828This but biwa already has 2 alts
>>2481827>>2481828I don't know where this Bride Brian agenda came from, but I'm jumping on board
>>2481815I know which one SHOULD get a wedding alt but she won't because she got a wedding card.
i wanna run a triple bird comp one of these daysfalcon, condor and opera obeen well out of clocks for weeks at this point though so ehhh
>>2481834Jumping aboard
>>2481836You just got 10 more though?
>>2481836Condor and Falcon overlap very easily, but Opera...
>>2481815Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser
I was not around for curren's or fine's banners, what are they like?
>>2481815Shinko Windy.You know it would be cute.
>>2481815I would say my oshis but Brian is way more likely to get a ballroom alt (suit) which would cause me to have a stroke from being fortunate enough to witness such beauty while I'm alive and breathing
>>2481754Personally I hate the forced as fuck Falco-Curren tribalism, but the bird is one of my favourite umas and I don't particularly care for Curren so I guess I'm on team Falco by default
>>2481824NOT ACCORDING TO HER FAILED ACUPUNCTURES SHE AIN'T
>>2481844Fine is an Irish princess who's really lovely and fat from eating too much ramen.Curren's an attention whore.
>>2481848>forced as fuck
Finally after waiting for so long it's here. I'm sure people can guess what's in the package.
>>2481848>forcedThey're catty in game and it's an established rivalry
>>2481844Fine is a transfer uma from Ireland on a cultural exchange thing.A lot of the drama of her personal story is the conflict between what she wants to do (running) and the duties of her station. As well as making the most of her limited time at Tracen.She loves ramen and has golshi-style training lockouts where she threatens to pout all day if you don't do the training she wants.
>>2481833ALT LIMIT IS NOT REAL IT'S A PSYOP THEY CAN JUST MAKE MORE
>>2481855100 DRAGON DILDOS
>>2481855FINE MOTION KIG
>>2481844curren is a succubusfine is very sweet but kind of a dumbass due to being an actual princess
>>2481861That's not coming until October at the earliest.
>>2481855A plushie?
>>2481844>what's curren like? >>2474758
>>2481855Curren onahole
Run a fine and curren ONLY race NOW!!!!
>>2481860>>2481861>>2481869No>>2481867Close
>>2481870I would IF I HAD THEM
>>2481855Damn, they shipped your Katsuragi Gayce already?
>>2481872it's the fucking ace puppet lol
>>2481873THE BANNER IS RIGHT THERE
>>2481870You'd need to either mutate Fine for sprints or mutate Curren for miles.
>>2481872Hand puppet? I thought you had problems with ace, so im guessing whichever the other one was
>>2481872SHITboli POOdolf could not have a cool puppet like that btw
>>2481870No need, just simulated the result in my mindFalco won, AGAIN!
>>2481872>You will NEVER get a Katsurai Ace puppetI'm eating those words right now.
>>2481844Curren is a cutesy social media obsessed girl who loves attention and internet fame, she is obsessed with cuteness and appearing to be as cute as possible, loves her fans but states that (you) are the most important oneShe is also a manipulative type who plays the algorithms and knows how to make her posts as popular as possible and is also capable of being quite connivingA lot of anons don't like her because they are old, but I think she is interesting
>>2481889And Oguri is eating the puppet
>>2481890I think curren is fuckin hilarious, post reign shes one of my favs.
>>2481854Reminder that Curren has never ever talked shit about Falco, she's only been supportive and a good friend. Falco is always portrayed as jealous and a numbers tryhard, specially towards Curren.
>>2481890>A lot of anons don't like her because they are oldThat's an extreme oversimplification
>>2481876>>2481877>>2481885>>2481886>>2481889She brought a friend too!
>>2481890>give a moeblob slightly sociopathic tendencies>make kinoCygames cooked with curren
>>2481899That's a lot of BASED in one image.
>>2481899OUR HEROE- is that a cafe daki
>>2481899ARE THOSE THE GODDAMN HANDPUPPETS!?
>find a good front parent>have my own shitty bobo parent>make a better Seiun parent>use that same borrowed front and Seiun to make a better bobo>use borrow+ new bobo for a better seiun>repeat Is that a good idea, or am i not seeing some flaw with that?
>>2481896That's because Falcon has a dirter complex and doesn't have access to the same big races. She's at an unfair disadvantage and envious of Curren's ability to run in bigger races
>>2481899Triple based
>>2481899I kneel.
>>2481904Yeppers, good idea
>>2481899LETS GOOOO ANON! >cafe dakiWoah!!!
>>2481890I'm old and like Curren!
>>2481868>she's capable of a full loadyeah i bet
>>2481899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>2481899Ama puppet is amazing.
>>2481910How old are we talking, less than 40 isn't old
TICK TOCKTICK TOCK24 HOURS
>>2481917t. 38
Hmmm between this, last wedding event having Top Gun and Flower getting the alt next wedding event, I dunno what Cygames are trying to tell me
>>2481918>First rates after failing to get their 11th plat
>>2481918I BELIEVEI HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED
>>2481890>A lot of anons don't like her because they are old,I'm a zoomer and I don't really like Curren muchHer whole social media obsession thing generally rubs me the wrong way. If Curren was just a normal manipulative bitch without the whole terminally online e-girl shtick, I'd probably find her a lot more endearing or at the very least more entertaining
>>2481917ok unc let's get you to bed
>>2481917>less than 40 isnt oldWhos the unc thats making up these rules. Over 30 and youre an unc.
I dont read events, what's the lore reason of the teenage girls getting married
>>2481899Hnnnggggh the Cafe daki
>>2481937Local woman thinks umas should run in wedding dresses and sets up competitions for them to get them for free, first time it was a running gauntlet on a death island, this time its quizzes, probably also on a death island but I haven't gotten far
>>2481937We need to repopulate Japan.
>>2481935>Over 30 and youre an unc.Nobody calls a 28 year old man, young. The unc status starts at 27-28
>be an uncle in mid 60>go to your usual spot at the racecourse>see thiswhat do?
>>2481937They aren't getting married they just go through a trial to gain the right to wear a racing outfit based on a wedding dress
>>2481937Tracen covering up their teen pregnancies due to trainer's lack of self-control by retiring them with a wedding.
>>2481937Just go watch the event retard
Alright you fucking FAGGOTS. Since we'll be waiting for finals and today is wedding day, this is the question of the the today.Which umas would make the best wives in a realistic scenario?
>>2481947Give the youngest/dumbest one some money I won from the race and fuck her in some hotel.
>>2481947Digi would NEVER pose for the camera like that
>>2481954
>>2481954Depends, out of the ones released so far?
>>2481954Wife Groove
>>2481950>Cursed with a bikini SSR. She'll never get a bikini alt.>Cursed with a wedding SSR. She'll never get a wedding alt.Life of a Scarletfag is tough
>>2481954I honestly, without a doubt, would marry Biwa Hayahide
I don't want to grind for event points, I want to take it easy.
>>2481954I still think Air Groove would make a pretty good wifey especially if you need some structure in your life
>>2481954None of them are functional enough to be true wives
>>2481954Hishiama and its not even close, even if she is retarded
>>2481963then just miss out on the rainbow crystal
Thanks everyone for entertaining the little unboxxing. Thought I needed support for when I try remaking Taiki's nightmare dishes later this summer. Hope you all do well in the finals tomorrow.
>>2481957I will go against popular opinion and say nice nature would be a mid wife, she's an excellent girlfriend. But does she have the emotional maturity and commitment to be a wife?
>>2481954Kawakami Princess.
>>2481954She is a bit of a handful but if push comes to shove she can be very responsible
>>2481954King Halo>>2481965And how many real life women are?
...............
>>2481937Japs pick up strange things to make cosplay events for.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_BrideAncient movie memery based on ancient Roman memeryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_(mythology)Horsegirls catching their man (You),literally.
>>2481954Its air groove, rudolf and hishi amazon. no one else is close. They're not mature and independent enough.
>>2481968Homie is a member of the Index
>>2481968Who the fuck is VF?Also kinda, think they found a big deposit of Helium a year or two ago that took care of supply shortages for the foreseeable future
>>2481970She's one of the very very few umas that is not looney tunes tier with a realistic understanding of life, she's also young.
>>2481976IKOU IKOUUUU
>>2481976What an odd wedding dress
>>2481954The one and only
Okay but hear me out, wedding Digitan and Gimlet alts
>>2481954All of them have wife potential, but some have way less.
>>2481991>but some have way less.name names
>>2481988Digi I can see but I'm not sure about Gimlet. She's too coolAlso only the mares getting wedding outfits from what I can tell
>>2481960At least she has one of the best Christmas skins.>>2481954Cafe would make a great wife going by her career. In many scenes the way she interacts with (You) is hardly distinguishable from a married couple, and most of it is cute and wholesome. Despite the spooky stuff she's fairly down to earth and reasonable. And married life would never get boring either, there's always a ghost or skinwalker around to spice things up.
>>2481954Any of the emotionally mature ones. Rudolf, Air Groove, Fuji, Hishiama, Biwa, Grass Wonder, any of the Mejiros, Maruzensky, Creek, Flash, Kitasan, Dia, Nice Nature. Fine Motion and Chiyo may also qualify but I haven't played their careers.
>>2481899
This guy is the first to respond to every single global Umamusume tweet
>>2481988Gimlet got a ball gown alt. I do not think she's gonna receive a wedding dress.>>2481954Cafe
Think about how expensive it would be to feed all your wives
>>2482000And Godspeed to him.
>>2481980>>Who the fuck is VF?E-celeb faggot who makes guides on youtube that uses Vivlos as an avatar
>>2482000Hero
>Before a race: She greets the other runners with "A fine day to you"What did Fine Motion mean by this?
>>2482005grass is free you can just go outside and take some
>>2481954There are a lot of umas i see as girlfriends but not wife material hmm....
>>2482005>all your wivesbut I only have one wife?
I hate Curren so fucking much
>>2481993>only the maresNeither Maya nor Kingu are mares.
>>2482005After they finish racing they won't need so many calories.
>>2482016We all do
>>2481712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-c6wDFjQ8I
>>2482018huh oh yeah you're rightwell they at least seem to get priority
>>2481992I'm just gonna name EVERYONE who i think would be a terrible wife (not even bad or mid, TERRIBLE)>Urara>Fuku>Bakushin>Tachyon>Teio>Brian
>>2481954From day 0 I have said that McQueen would be a top tier wifeEasygoing yet dutifulSuper cute and prettyBulliableWould be a lazy slob that wants to watch baseball and eat junk food here and there so you'd have time to chill and relaxInfinite moneyIt would be an extremely easygoing, comfy life. Unironically the only problem would be her family's expectations.
>>2482025KILL YOURSELF
>>2482025>Urara, what'd you whip up for dinner tonight?
>>2482025Die
>>2482025I like Tachyon but I can't disagree with your post.
>>2481992>name namesFalco is probably the worst one.
>>2482025Yup, that's a trvke alright.
>>2482025>BrianThat's okay, I'll be the wife and she can be my husband.
>>2482033Tell me you're a currencel without telling me you're a currencel
>>2482025Some faggots get handed GOLD and they just piss it away
>this is the """"sexiest"""" mare of her generation
>>2482025Anime Teio would be a fucking great wife though.
>>2482041She's got specs appeal
>>2482041Oddly enough im starting to see it
>
>>2482028But orange is my favorite...
>>2482041>Suspenders on pantsIt worked on P4D Naoto but I'm not feeling it for Dictus because I don't find her very pretty
>>2482041Her pussy must be amazing
>>2482041Correct
>>2482025>TeioDisagree, teio is functional and while she can be an annoying brat i think she can also be mature enough to handle problems. Her anime portrayal in particular is quite amazing >BrianShe wouldn't be a problem, I don't even think she understands the institution of marriage so she'd be easy to keep in check.
Not a career dump but I'll post Wedding Fine's costume events as they come up since I'm doing a run anyway.The first one is about visiting sick children in the hospital.One of them doesn't want to leave her room, so Fine and Curren go inside to visit her specifically. The little girl clams up when asked about their wedding outfits so Curren and Fine go change to show them off to her.The little girl says Fine looks like a fairy so Fine says she comes form a land of fairies and talks about Ireland. The girl asks if Fine gets lonely being so far from her family and Fine answers that she's always thinking of her friends and family back home and the dress she's wearing now represents her love for her family and home. Fine says the little girl is strong too and she is encouraged enough to come out to see Fine and Curren do a concert.
>>2482042Anime Teio would be the one wearing the pants in the relationship, if anything.
>>2482057Fuck me, was Curren always this tall? I sorta assumed she was the same height as Mayano, Rice and other smaller umas
>>2482057Yeah but can the little girl outrun cancer?
>>2482062That's the best part
>>2482064Rudolffff!
>>2482041If she doesn't make you go wild you must have low T.
I'm never going to hit a god damn Mile spark for this Pasa parent.
>>2482068What umas would a low T trainer like the most though?
>>2482071
>>2482070>Training elWhat the FUCK are you doing she has like 7 aptitudes. Do a seiun parent
For CM14, what's the best team comp?>2 front 1 end>1 front 2 end>1 front 1 pace 1 end
>>24820752 front 1 end
>>2482057The second one I got is Fine texting riddles to Air Shakur.Fine bumps into trainer while giggling about her riddles and challenges (You) to the riddle game as well.Because it's Fine, the riddle is about ramen.Air Shakur is already there and says she didn't bother with the riddle and knew Fine would come here eventually anyway.Fine is excited anyway because Shakur figured it out without using any clues.
>>2482076Alright, thanks man.
>>2482074I'm doing what must be done.
What would (You) do if you matched against someone from /here/ and won?
>>2482063The VN scenes aren't always accurate with height proportions (just look at whenever Bono and Biko are onscreen together), but Fine is 158 and Curren is 155. They're in the same ballpark.
>gives you 30 energy or +4 max and 10 spd and witHave you thanked her yet?
>>2482081I'd keep it to myself, or post about it without doxxing them
>>2482084Fuckass file didn't upload
>>2482086I want this schizo so much its insane
>>2482083Holy chestmog
>>2482084NO GIVE ME UMA STAN
>>2482072being dommed by Sirius is incredibly fun but she's also super cute when you manage to flip it on her.
>>2482090Digitan will only bless you if you run your oshi.
>>2482092I can confirm Digitan gives me uma stan every single time I run my favorite without fail.
>1st run>rest>full bar>el's +30 energy event shows up>2nd run>rest>close to full bar>el's +30 energy>3rd run>rest>full bar>el's +30 energyHOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>agemasen'd by power heliosI want to can this career already
Can't wait to see how Urara wins this contest of intellect.
>>2481985More like a deading dress!
>>24821011rd place
>>2482091>dog uma>becomes a catWhat did she mean by this?
>>2482025And Windy beats the allegations!
>>2482084A lot of random card events can be absolute godsends, really, like>Curren SSR giving +30 energy and Playtime's Over, or her SR giving +20 speed>Falco SSR giving you a choice between +25 energy or free Groundwork>Gold City SSR giving +20 energy +1 mood, or the random non-chain Scarlet event that also gives +20 energy +1 mood>etc....and then on the other end of the spectrum you have energy thieves like Fujin or Hayahide who can fuck up your run without warning. Fun stuff
>>2481954Rudolf is easily a good mix of being competent and being fun to be around. Out of other Umas in game Tamamo and Hishiama are also good choices.
>>2482081dox and make fun of themt. /uma/dacchi
>>2482109Don't forget R Tazuna/Riko activating their dates if you get absurdly lucky
Pulse worth considering at all for paces?
>>2482057>>2482077Fine is so fucking cute I can't stand it.
>>2482108>not out yetIrrelevant and not included
>>2482109https://youtu.be/lFLce9H1NxQ?t=10
>>2482114Yeppers
>>2482109After a failed training today I got the Anshinzawa event to replace the infirmary visit for free stats (+3 each) and a mood up.
>>2482114Sure
>>2482117I would hope Windy would be irrelevant to and not included in the bad wives discussion. Thank you for double confirming that Shinko Wifey is legit.
>>2482071I like Sirius, Natie, and Kitasan
>>2482108I genuinely feel bad for Windy and Windybros after that discussion a little while ago about how she's the most neglected uma in JP or something along those linesI hope she gets an alt someday and it's strong
>>2482025not wrong, but i still love her
>>2482025I don't actually have any arguments against this, its all true
>>2482025While Teio is a brat, she's aware enough when she's wrong or when she needs to step up.>UraraYou can still teach Urara a lot of things
>>2482114It's a good skill, but pace's biggest obstacle is actually getting into triumphant position, so don't neglect mid-race speed or your accels naturally. Assuming you can get into good position, pulse should help you allow to overtake the last few people in front.
>attempt to do an Urara ace run>race : 26>wins : 16>not a single S statsIs this what actual torture feels like
>>2482091OC?
Lebron James reportedly only rolls for meta umas, does not know what "oshi" means
While I don't think Fuku will become an ideal wife, I do think she will mellow out considerably as time goes on, that's what her career and character story is about by and large
>>2482145She's one of the hardest umas to train in the game. You practically need to be Goku to pull it off successfully
>>2482145Yeah a highroll unity run is probably better because Haru is just fucked for affinities
>>2482153>Yeah a highroll unity run is probably betterNahh
>>2482149>LeMickey
I can't fucking build end closers in this nigger scenario because she can't get to the end of classic year without running out of clocks and losing an epithet race everyone responsible for designing mant should be raped and beheaded
>>2482167Power sparks, anon, they do wonders
>>2482077Fine Motion is at a nature themed wedding photoshoot. During a break in the photos, she invites (You) to take a walk in the woods nearby.(You) see some flashing lights, and Fine says they must be fairies.She mentions that fairies sometimes help people but also can kidnap them and cause problems. (You) express concern about Fine being kidnapped by a fairy, and Fine reassures (You) that she knows her manners and courtesies and won't offend any fairies she meets. In face she would ask the fairies to help the people of Ireland. Fine and trainer go back to finish the photo shoot and the photographer is shocked by the shimmering glow that appears around Fine in all the pictures.
>>2482153No, this is absolutely not true. Aoharu will more consistently produce an Urara that isn't glue but still can't actually win anything in CM (so, glue with extra steps).You have to run MANT. Yes, even for Urara.
>>2482167fair take but you need to train SPEED and buy your skills EARLYYou get daring strike you buy it. You get spurt you buy it. You get the idea, it will help your survivability. You dont have to buy ALL of them, just a couple crucial ones that will give you a leg up
>>2482174mmmm, can't trust no bitch that'd do dealings with the Fae
>>2481954Speaking for my umawife here, but Ayabe already has great work ethic and is good with children as per the Ines and lost mall kid event. Stargazing camping is comfy, too
>>2481821That was funny. That chestnut did everything for her during that ride and it just made the old lady sad. It's a common story with horse people actually. They didn't like the horses they did well with because there was something off about the horse (color, scars, athletic ability, etc).
>>2482174Wait why are (you) at a wedding themed photoshoot?
>UG statline>PP and DD from hints>agemasen'd by Helios>no mile S and groundwork from the inspirationsspinningfuku.gif
>>2482171I'm using 9* power which is all I can do because there's no way to fit a stamina support in the deck
>>2482108Shinko WIFE
>>2482180Speaking of chesnutters, there was recently a chesnut only soft keiba race
>ch*stn*ts
Chestnutters? Yeah I love nutting on my trainee's chest.
>>2482186If you're building for the mile CM, you don't need any stamina support, MANT stats alone are enough stamina, especially if you either have stam growth or lack power growth and need to press it once or twice during summer. Guts builds also don't need anymore then what you get from racing either
I'm so done with MANT I don't even want to do the event. What's that name of the auto run app? I don't care if they ban me, might be the sweet release I need from MANT runs.
>>2482216Just take a break neigha
I FUCKING LOVE CURREN
>love Biwa>like Taishin>like Ticket>hate BNWIt is truly impressive how cygames managed to make something worse than the sum of it's parts.
Fine's sister is a menace.
>wont have a full spark for ShakurI swear to fuck if i wont luckshit her i will become evil and stop sending wuv yous
3 or 4 guts cards for gutsmaxxing?
>>2482226No wonder Air Groove is scared.
>schedule is 27-30 races>hear first rates do like 35+Fucking how? Where do you even cram them in? How do you not fail statchecks?
>>2482226
>>2482235The schedule i copied from the website has 33 races, Plus debut and 3 tb finals races comes out to 37 races, unless some god tier training comes>t. Group B chud
>>2482191Oh like a match race with Chestnuts only?
>>2482229I want Shakur too but I NEED cards, I'll either swipe for her later or get her alt.
>there are anons who don't know what buckskins are
oh sure NOW people consider her.
>>2482242Honestly, if i can play Shakurs and Machans careers, i'll settle for group B (as always)
>>2482235Debut race and the three twinkle maxes count as an extra 4. the prebaked Mile/medium/long schedule is 33 + the 4 I listed. If you do a milelet schedule it's much harder to get your races in, hence why milelets suffer during this scenario
>>2482245Don't worry, I'm still not considering her.
What the fuck today all my runs are utter shit, Flower keeps jobbing in miles even with skills and stats what the actual fuck, not even one run hasnt shit itsefl before classic summer
>>2482245I've been in the Air Shakur waiting room since last year
>>2482246You're a devoted man>>2482245She was literally one of the first umas I wanted even back when everyone was shitting on her and saying "she's not for you!" due to the retarded chart that got spammed here
>>2482248Fine Motion this Anon right here.
>>2482245Oi, ive been posting about her from time to time since about February.
>>2482241yeah, some Australian horse and a child of Orfevre was in it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=E5cjdgJT5-4
4chan Shakur is gonna be a HIT
>>2482260The Sungus....
Hello! Third rate retard here looking for advice. I wasn't very lucky with skill hints/rival hints so most of the skills are very expensive. Do you guys mind sorting/tiering the skills for me, relative to how expensive they are, for a CM14 front runner? Already bought the groundwork greens TTL DDPP and stuff. Barcarole - 160Curvature - 342Straight Adept - 119Escape Artist - 360Mile Straight - 70Shifting Gears - 144Unyielding Spirit - 108Speed Eater - 104Front Straight - 91Front Corner - 117Leader's Pride - 108Tail Held High - 100Glittering Star - 120
>>2482245Hoping I can get her, though my carat situation is shit, its sad how close she is to the GL banner.
>>2482252>You're a devoted manHey, if im willing to wait 'til march 2028 for an uma, this is nothing>>2482262Hell yeah, brother
Does the daily paid pull have the same odds as the normal one?
>>2482273Yes.
>>2482273Yes. Save for the guaranteed 3* uma scamchas and then the eventual step up scamchas, they're the only things worth spending paid carats for
>>2482278>step up gachaElaborate?
>>2482264Escape Artist: BuyCurvature: BuyTail Held High: BuyFront Corners BuyBarcoleMile/Front StraightsLeaders PrideSpeed Eater
I don't know if people here would consider me a first rate or a third rate.
I wish my wife would get a wedding alt so fucking bad bros....
>>2482286First-rate is the never give up mindset if you look at King
>>2482286Maybe its my pit brainrot but even though the sash on her shoulders is a different color from her skin I keep thinking her outfit exposes her pits
>>2482286>Triple Front main?First rate>Pace main?Second rate>Late/End mainThird rate
>>2482294Oy neigh...
>>2482286You're a third-rate trainer with a fourth-rate uma.
Yeah that’s gonna be a nopers from me dawg
>>2482294>>Late/End main>Third rateFuck you bitch
>>2482294>Welcome to the salty /vm/oon, how tough are ya?>I ran a 3 front team>...>...with no Valentines Bourbon or Summer Maruzensky.
>needed med s for taurus>lmao get fucked here's mile A>need mile S for gemini>lmao get fucked here's med AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Disregard UmamusumeMarry ningen women.
>>2481954Objectively correct wedding uma tier list>UGCesario>SS+HIshiama, Fine, Kingu, Groove>SNishino>AMaya, Sweep>E (Hopeless'd)RamonuCuren isn't your wife, she is everyones wife
>>2482284Pick 10 3* or 10 SSR cards, you spend 5k paid carats, do 50 pulls, can't get spooked by anything else, and get 2 of them guaranteed though they can dupe, plus to pick a third from the pool like hitting pity on a banner with whatever you selected as the rateups. Can't mix umas and cards, for obvious reasons, but it's the best value for paid carats. They don't come out for a long while, 3rd anniversary maybe?, but if you're buying the selector + carat packs, you should save them for the step ups once you've done the guaranteed 3* uma banners which are also not bad value though you do risk getting spooked by an existing trainee which can be annoying.
>>2482309Just do a parent run and you'll get it champ
>>2482312I'm not marrying your daughter, Spe
>>2482312Now include Umas with wedding cards
>>2482313HOLYSounds great, will be hoarding my paid 'rats now
>>2482167heh now try that with turf C Haru Urara
>>2482312Mayano is an example of an uma that would be a good girlfriend but a bad wife
>>2482311I like legal Uma pussy
>>2482322>anon wants to pump and dump a loliYou're not slick, son.
Looks like a package arrived for me, /v/ma.
>>2482311Not this woman though, she would not survive childbirth
>>2482321no I don't think I will
>>2482326>Gee Anon, TWO mail times?
>>2482326If you're going to post the Taiki cosplay here what am I subbing to your onlyfans for?
>>2482326DRAGON DILDOS
>>2482326 it's called /vm/a
>>2482326Given the size of the box I can only assume you got a wall scroll like I did
>>2482325The thought of giving Mayano the time of day gives me the ick so no
>Just went and counted how many upcoming umas I'm interested in between now and the end of the year>At least TEN fucking umas, not accounting for Turbo or any alts of umas I already have>I still need to roll for cards on top of that>I have ~70k carats, which is a decent amount but surely not enough to get everythingShit...To be fair some of those umas are ones I'm only vaguely curious about and can probably justify skipping, but resisting the urge to impulse roll most of these is still going to be brutal
>>2482326twenty-four inch horse dildo?
>>2482330>>2482331>>2482333Not quite, but maybe some other time.>>2482326Is that...?
>>2482337sometimes you get luckysometimes you roll to spark...depends on how bad you want them, but it's a dangerous game
>>2482339Uhhhh.... Rudolf Plush?
>>2482343It cost me 380 rolls to get Palmer and Wedding Fine and I want to die.
>>2482347Sheesh, I was dooming after having to spark the Christmas banner and needing to get lucky on the next two umas I pulled for. I managed and am back above water now but good luck.
>>2482347It costed me 560 to get cheer natie, Fujin, and Muteki.It costed me 570 to get all of the above + PalmerIt averages out in the long run
>>2482344Close! I hope that person who had theirs stolen at the racetrack got it back.>>2482339It is! She's finally here!
I wish I could give you guys a portion of my luck so you can turn 200 pulls into 100 pulls for umas you want
>>2482352Nice. Where'd you get it, ebay?
>>24822303 cards max
>>2482355I've actually been on an extreme lucky streak lately but I know damn well that it can't last, especially across the number of banners I might end up rolling onI've only needed to spark an uma once, and IIRC every other uma I've rolled for came home within 100 pulls or so. Even so, I dread the day that I'll have to start saying "I've only needed to spark an uma twice"
>>2482356I have a friend who regularly orders stuff through a proxy, so I had her grab it off Mercari for me. This big Urara is pretty new, so she isn't super expensive like some of the other Thoroughbred Collections that are now out of stock.>>2482352I love her so much. This makes up a bit for her not having any figures.Thanks for indulging mail time, /v/madacchis.
>>2482352Where do you get them!!!! I want one
>>2482361damn, that is so much bigger than the Kawakami one I bought
anons need to strip the EXIF data from their pics, im an IRS agent btw both of you are getting an email tomorrow
You haven't posted em yet anon. Post your HEROES!!!!!
KINGU! THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FIRST RATE TRAINER! UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>2482361Extremely based.
>>2482366Taishin WOULD do that
>>2482361The little mask is the cutest shit ever
>>2482362It's prize catcher stuff, so you gotta get them secondhand. Go to https://jp.mercari.com and search for サラブレッドコレクション and the horse's name.
I think im a bit of a retard did i miss the fuku and mambo race?
>>2482376Mambo yes, fuku is on friday iirc, mejiro Monday was won by Ardan and the anon doing the roomate cup is still planning it
>>2482376Munday race took place abput 5 hours ago (it is now 03:30 tuesday for me)Fuku race will be on friday if i recall
>>2482368
>>2482368I like my odds for plat.
>>2482109SR Bakushin's first event can give you 30 SPEED for only 10 energy, i jumped out of my chair when i saw that happen.
>>2482381Mystery neigha X...
>>2482361nyUrara won me plat on the dirt sprint , based
Ryan mine collapsed :(
>>2482387I always knew the unethical mining practices would come back to bite them.
Any Frontchads want to help me decide on my final skill selection for my Gemini Palmer?I have 330 skill points left which is just enough for either inherited SMaru ult (triggered by Palmer's ult) + Final Push or Radiant Star. I've already grabbed a Groundwork setup and all the relevant mid-race skills available. Also special thanks to Bourbon and NTR for not finishing their chains.
>10 free clocks from Cygenerous today>3 from my daily shop>just got this from TTHoly shit I'm up 16 clocks today I'm right back in it
>>2482381Whos that mysterious uma musume?
>>2482393No clue, but she must be a cool and soulful off meta pick.
>>2482361Umazing!
>>2482391I'd get Radiant. I don't really like inherited Kiss of Courage since it's only 0.15s, and Final Push requires you to be 1st on top of its gamble rng
>>2482391sMaru ult + final push can work off each other, Radiant star if you like gambling
>>2482368praying for that dubya
>>2482396>0.15sFuck, I meant 0.15 speed
>>2482398>dominatorsSOULLESS
>>2482400You're not wrong but whatever it takes to get her to win I will do.
>>2482368It would be incredible if Jordan actually got the win for me but I expect my lone wolf oshiwife to do it as usual
>>2482396>>2482397I think I'll go Radiant then. To be honest, I kind of forgot that Final Push had the 1st position requirement, so it doesn't feel like it will be that impactful with Angling and Plancha already on board. Thanks for the help!
>>2482400It's more important to have love than to have soul. You do what it takes to make your oshi win.
>>2482411Cheeky
>>2482368>>2482402I've sold my soul for poshitential even though Symboli won a 3rd of my races
>>2482411get that plat, bud
>>2482416Her name is Rudolf
>>2482407Yeah but consider that if you're first you're triggering angling + plancha + final push and that's probably enough to guarantee a win unless Taishin happens
>>2482404our time will come jordanbro, evos will save her, wondering how good the summer alt will be though
>>2482416Mine aren't hybrids, they have the full suite of debuffs, made them in Unity, and they're A rank.Honestly I find it hard to tell if debuffs actually do anything at all. I think it's more just running Umas that are incapable of getting up further than 8th place to push her closer to the front than anything.
How did I miss 500 posts already, I just fell asleep for a bit
>>2482419Good point, but I went the way of the gambler. If I find myself losing because of that, at least I'll know for next time.
>>2482379Roommate is postponed so people can focus on fuku/triple crown races instead.
>>2482425Meant for>>2482378
>>2482368Jordan caried more than I thought once I reached B. Never seen her Ult trigger so much.
>>2482425Did you decide on medium vs mile?
Jordan stocks are rising as we speak
>>2482429I was going to run both with similar track conditions. That way if more than 8 people want to participate they'll be more likely to get in one of the races.
>>2482427Why is Jordan's head so big?
>3* speed>2* mile>0 groundwork>0 prudent positioning MOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
>>2482436Opera is just tiny
>>2482368It was Neicha or Dober as my third and both had similar winrate so I went with Neicha for double oshi + Ayabe (who's actually carrying the team)
>>2482368Ready to lose to any remotely competent V.Bourbon.
>Brian loved eating sugar cubes>Decides to represent that by making her obsessed with meat in gameI don't get it.
>>2482368Hopefully they beat a vBourbon and Fujin triggers her ult and wins
Am I supposed to gutsmaxx fronts like Falcon or Bourbon or stick to the 3 wit 2 spd 1 pow?
>>2482448you're supposed to Gutsmax all Umas for Gemini
Wait is the next CM NHK mile or Yasuda Kinen?
>>2482448Gutsmaxx whatever uma has a guts bonus unless you want to be miserable
>>2482449Like this or is there some guts shit I should be renting instead of NTR and use kita instead? Falcon has a fat 20% to speed so I'm not that concerned about 1 speed card.
>>2482453Victoria Mile actually.
>>2482455I thought guts bonus was bad and you wanted speed/power growths for Gutsmaxing?
>>2482458WHAT
Any >fun races or CM testing rooms today?
Surely THIS time will be different, gutsGODS!I-i-is that an uma with PoC....AND FCM?! AND 1200 WIT???!!! AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME URARA I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>>2482446I don't get it either. Maybe she secretly pigs out on sweets when no one is around to catch her.
>>2482460All 3 are the same track.
>>2482368Round 2 B went surprisingly well, i hope for a silver this time!
>>2482453They're all the same track.
>>2482461Im still building my falcon for gemini, but I could do some taurus final races or >fun races if people want
>>2482467>Exact same thing but reskinned for the new yearsIt truly is a sports game!
>>2482448I went 2 speed 1 power 3 wit because I don't hate myself
>>2482459That is correct.
>>2482451Impressive
>>2482459Good guts cards don't have much specialty priority so you're not getting many rainbows, you kinda want the guts bonus and power sparks to work on speed and wit
>>2482448I don't think gutsmaxxxing does much for fronts since the winning front will usually be far ahead with nothing to duel.Taurus was a bit different, Red Shift is a great backup accel to Angling but Plancha is not as good as Red Shift for hitting top speed.If a backliner comes up as the duel partner then the front has already lost.Lastly there aren't any good gold skills for fronts with guts cards. Fujin is fine for the whites but you don't need Restless. I could be mistaken tho
>>2481954It's undeniably Rudolf. Mature and independent, but also eager to bring fun and whimsy to others. She'd never ask or expect you to spoil her, but she'd love it when you do.
how much stamina do you need for this shit to not kill you?
look at her go
>>2482496Yeppers, Rudolf is indeed a Cute!
>>2481830I won't fall for you Palma! My carats are for meta cards only!
>>2482498Will we ever get another event story as good as the cheerleader one again?
>>2482502KEK
I know your TP bar and your borrows are unused....what are you doing man?
>>2482504You guys read the events? I've skipped every single event since the christmas one. I'd rather watch umayuru or umayon which are way better short stories than every event combined.
>>2482482I went something like 2-4-1-2 and then 0-1-2-1 so I'm expecting 3rd.
>>2482513>didnt read Cheerleader KINOI do not envy you brah. The only event worth skipping was the ballroom one
>>2482510I waited for the event to start so I can use the double tp to kill only one McQueen a day.
>>2482510I really like how they change the background to night after finals, makes it feel really melancholic
>>2482513I only read the cheer one because it featured my wife
>>2482510I JUST DID A CAREER YA CUNT
>>2482510Just taking a little break!
>>2482510I'm playing jong.
>>2482513Why would I play the game if I didn't want to read character stories, career stories AND event stories? I want to know more and more about every character in the game and I do not care in the slightest that Torena-san has no involvement in event stories.
>>2482510I'M WORKIN ON IT
>>2482517>Fuji only gets ONE event>Nobody likes it and they skip itIt hurts...
>do first ace run>biggest piece of dogshit I have ever seen>not one single training that had more than 2 cards on it for pre-debut
>>2482535I liked it
>>2482535If an event forces am Uma to dress like a boy I'm skipping it.
>>2482298The narrator of the MANT scenario Seto Kaiba would never say this!
>>2482543More like Seto Keiba LOL
>>2482368I believe in them with all my heart!
>>2482535I liked it, but I think the writing was hurt by forcing Sky and Fuji to co-star with each other when they don't share any obvious connection. The story kept giving us scenes as if to say "sorry, we regret that Flower isn't playable yet so we could have had her dancing with Sky instead".
Well that's an 8* speed all mile sparks Pasa parentWhites are dogshit but that's a good enough if I've ever seen one
>>2482535I liked it, but I almost skipped it because careers just eat up too much time already
Anyone made or wanna share a good power king halo parent yet?
>>2482551>8* speed all milePerfect blues for gutsmaxxing anon
>>2482551That will be excellent for GL
Check your inbox! The clock stimulus has arrived!
TO THE HOSTthe stakes are tomorrow, are they gonna be here or back home?
>>2482558You lied to me anon, I don't think thay makes me very happy. I will have to end your life now
>>2482554Yup, that's what I was making her for. My luck with gutsmaxing has not been good but hopefully I can get it done.
Anyone interested in some rooms?
>>2482562They sent some shit out 4 hours ago I guess and I'm just getting it now after logging in on another device.
>>2482548forgot pic ._.
>>2482513I've been playing for five years and I've only ever read one event which was released last year. I'm just not interested.
>>2482547Rudolf...
>>2482562>10 clocksThis is what happens when you cut money out of the academic resources and put it into the cafeteria!
>>2482368Replaced them with Medium S versions mid-Round 2 and managed to sneak in.
>>2482570>single frontwhy?
spe ate all my clocks and still failed the DAHBY so no 2 extra Brian stars
What do you predict your finals room will look like based on every team youve seen so far?
>>2482591I expect to get raped by a rocket Suzuka team while my backliners park their asses in 8th and 9th place.
>>2482591SS+/Ug metanigger Fronts plus Golshi/XOguri like all other finals so far
>>24825912 fronts, 1 pace, 6 backliners
what's the deal with paces and Shrewd Step again?
>>2482591There is a coinflip chance I encounter double front team and auto-lose
>>24825911 front, everyone else Late or EndPraying for Ardan to steal Angling from the 1 Front
>>2482600>coinflipfor me it's not even close to a coinflip I think I had at most 3 lobbies out of 80 where it was 6 fronts/paceIf I get one in the finals it is so incredibly unlucky which means it's 100% going to happen
>>2482599it’s pace groundwork but not as important as groundwork. Grab it if you see it
>>2482606do you need anything else to make it work or you just take it and that's it?
>>2482608Nope, it’s a simple skill that requires no set up. Just use it and lose it. Not like fronts and their whole prudent positioning plus dodging danger song and dance
Is there a Mile Killer Tunes? And is it worth borrowing over something like FCM?
She's in.>Medium/Mile Pace/LateHow origina->Turf/DirtDaring today, aren't we?
>>2482591I am praying for a front heavy room because my fronts BTFO other fronts.
>>2482613OH SHIT MY JIMS
>>2482612Mile Maven and Changing Gears. Cards don't have em yet,
>>2482613She's so fucking flat fuaaark
>>2482612What style are we talking? Not really an exact match but there is options depending on style. FCM is a solid borrow though
>>2482613Bouquetbros....
>>2482613Cant say I care for this newma
>>2482613how many years before we get her in global?
>>2482613Is she the goddess of happy holidays?
>buy charming mirror>use grilled carrots before the mirrorFUCK
>>2482591It all depends if my fronts beat vBourbon, if it's a late-end heavy room my fronts will dust them
>>2482613>three and a half years awayI shall endure, for my daughter
>>2482621Probably a little under 3 years from now or something like that.
>>2482623I finally understood why you guys do thisGot charming from the acupuncturist and two carrots showed up in the shop and it just about got me to full affinity. Shit is legit.
>>2482613I can't wait to watch someone go through her career on youtube while I point at my screen with google translate
fuck whoever pointed this out i literally can't unsee it trying to watch her episodes right now
>>2482629I mean carrots are value and a must buy regardless of charming but charming is the cherry on top
im gonna be like 40 years old by the time some of these newmas release
>>2482361wonderhoy!
>>2482632AAAAA
>>2482634That's okay newmas suck ass and we hate them anyway
>>2482632Palmer-BGF alliance?
>>2482633It’s just before I rarely bought the charming mirror, usually due to it showing up at inopportune times so I just kinda phased it out. Just gonna be more mindful of it is all. I always buy carrots but it wasnt till a few weeks ago that I learned charming did anything for them
>>2482613>all arounder (sans sprint) instead of specialist like CafeOh thank fuck, I never want to suffer another >mile bmoment ever again
>>2482637>we
>>2482616I see... I thought there was for sure one>>2482618Honestly I'd like to know for all 4
>>2482634unc gonna be 50 at this rate for uma 2 youngGODS mogs oldfags frfr
>>2482613I am absolutely dumping her career
>>2482613>>2482619It's so over...
>summer camp coming up>rest turn before Takarazuka Kinen>sleep deprived and forced to skip Takarazuka Kinen to rest again>sleep deprivedI truly hate this fucking game with all my heart.
>>2482613Wait she HASN'T been in?
Any JP bros here? is her kit gas or ass? Those growths don't fill me with confidence
next cm probably
>>2482657GodDAMN
>doing falcon run>going through the motions>start arima kinen>"wait a minute"
>>2482643Maybe you can cope with It's On from Yaeno's card? Backliners have Full of Vigor from Bamboo Memory.
>>2482652They didn't just dump 12 newmas in one banner for the anniversary, no. Lucky Lilac was revealed way before them and she only got in recently. Still waiting on Rose, Rulership, and Pipi
>>2482612Not all skills will be distributed to all strategies. For example other strategies won't get their own Straightaway Spurt.
>>2482663God I love women in suits
>>2482657
>>2482663>Ai-chan, then Lala, then Pokke right before Red>Stego and Oguri SSJ3 before that>Rulership most likely soonAIIIIIIIIEEEE
>>2482655SHES FUCKIN GAS
>>2482643Im super tired and thankfully that other anon pointed out Changing Gears and Mile Maven. Not on cards but if you have Smaru/Taiki, buy em. Almost makes me want to build a front Taiki thinking about it.Beyond that it seems for pace, I cant really think of anything they could borrow that’s not NTR other than a card that gives them No stopping me. Obviously a complete different kind of skill but more just in the vein of alternative options. Your options for NSM are unfortunately Wit Yeppers, and for me that’s gonna be a shit yikers. Moving onLates have Furious Feat which is mile specific. Ends strangely enough can also activate this, functions like on your left so it is random as fuck but twice as strong as OYL. Once again an accel not a speed skill so not really same thing but just something they can run ideally in tandem with OYL. The borrow here or if you have it laying round is Grass guts which would be preferable over Oguri power I Imagine. Can easily squeeze grass into a guts deck.Ends got Mr CB and now that Bamboo memory. Daring Strike and Bamboo is a guts card. Hopefully you have a copy of CB if you’re training ends.Fronts what can they really do beyond what they always do. Well its and old skill but Escape Artist from Helios seems like a pretty commonly run card for fronts that dont have it built in. More just a “what else is worth borrowing” ramble, probably forgetting stuff. Might be all stuff you already know and if so I apologize for wasting your time with obvious crap but hopefully somebody finds it helpful
>>2482663Only the resident Fujifags will be rolling in that cheerleader banner
>>2482669Is she? what's good about her? the unique?
>>2482675What if im a pokkefag?
>>2482675I will give Fuji 50 tenners
>>2482679Pokke's fit is kind of atrocious and the flag looks retarded but people might actually like it, I thought they didn't
>>2482683FUCK OFF ANON, -YOU- ARE KIND OF ATROCIOUS
>>2482655Gold/evolved version of accel on downhill , and her unique and other gold/evolved is buffed by a unique white skills that slows you down a bit (but also speeds you up).Maybe good for Shuka Sho but need to check any tracks with downhill on start of late-race. Also her unique has buffs on Zenkai Spurt so she should be pretty good.
>>2482682>cheerleader event>neither dresses like a cheerleaderGod so many alts in this game are so bad
This shit is so peak
>>2482688Do you actually expect me to understand anything said here?
>>2482688oh yes I can read this
>>2482686Pokke wears a cheerleader outfit though, a male one.
>>2482688I'm happy JPbros like her at least!
>>2482685That sounds way too specific to be good honestly, it sounds like if you aren't on a track where lategame starts at a downhill she's just another mile/med runnerMaybe she'll be really good on that specific situation but what about in every other race
AHEM
Cygames is evil as hell for robbing me out of seeing Brian in a proper banchou outfit for an alt
>>2482697>What about in every other race.That's how newmas are designed though, unless you're semi-limited or Chrono/Mile.They'll be super good on tracks where the IRL horse won, and have sometimes good at other tracks.
>>2482697Since the evolution skill is course agnostic she's saving my stadium dirt slot
>>2482674Thank you for the comprehensive list, I had completely forgotten about Escape Artist being available in a card, do you guys think it's worth a borrow over NTR. gn btw
Bouquet for the Shuka Sho for sure! Surely this time!
>>2482710How long has JP been waiting for curren 2
This card is so ass, is it safe to clit?
>>2482713No, if you cleat it you will be cursed with 1000 years of having to spark everything you roll on.
Umamusume is wit game.
>>2482081I would dox them if they are in der/v/, /v/ma or oy neigh.
>>2482713>Cleating non mlb cards
>>2482713Why would you turn wife shower into cleats
>>2482718Asterling btw
>>2482586Because i love my cute cyborg daughter.
>>2482720I have the Doto card MLB and I never use it for anything and if I wanted it for parent farming I don't even need it MLB. I regret not destroying the copies I had back then.
>>2482722Yes. Just like what happened to the real horse.
>>2482081I have done that before, won't doxx them but I have a saved photo to prove it
>>2482698I did my reps!
>>2482729N-no...that was my ghost. I didn't really lose to you.
What is the likelihood of the fast learner event actually giving you fast learner?
We are all in agreement Oguri Cap would fucking dog walk Special Week if they went head to head right?
I cleated the Golshi welfare card and I regret nothing.
ain't shit to smile about
>>2482741IRL Spe would mog Oguri not just because of Spe's records but mainly because horsebreeding was an entire generation ahead, lets not even talk about horses like Kitasan or any of the newmas
>>2482741Oguri would get fucking raped by spe what are you talking about, the level of competition Spe faced was on a completely different level than oguri ever saw.
>>2482741Oguri will lost at 2400m, but won at 2500m.
>>2482746>the level of competition Spe faced was on a completely different level than oguri ever saw.>Tied against horlicks, an international superstar and world record holderAre you stupid???
Oguri Cap as in Fraud
>>2482741Irl? Depends on the track, Oguri was an elite miler but I think he struggled on mediums
>>2482737Don't know off the top of my head but 10% seems to be the common number for those types of events
>>2482752Coming 2nd or 3rd against other generational talent in international G1s is not struggling bro. Oguri has plenty of G2 or G3 medium wins the horse ran 32 fucking races. Longevity wise he turbomogs anything spe did
>>2482752>struggled on mediumsHappens to all frauds I guess
The depth of the competition in the late 90s was simply faster and more specialized than the late 80s. Spe comfortably clears prime oguri by 4 lengths, specially if the track is something like the DAHBY or the Japan cup where we have proven results
Gemini testing5729083157290831
>get off work>"Time for /vm/a>powerscalingShouldve stayed for overhours
Falco bros...
>>2482758Just saying, Oguri would've won the Japan Cup if he wasn't horny. It's not as much of a blowout as you say.
>>2482762Wait, is it even powerscaling if it's real life keiba
>>2482765Wait a minute, who won that JP cup?
Who is the most fraudulent horse across all generations though?Hard mode: no T.M Opera or Rudolf
>>2482767First sports history comparison conversation? It's just powerscaling.
>>2482767I mean, its the "Whos the GOAT, Lebron or Jordan? ", but horses. I dont know whether "powerscaling" is the correct term for it
>>2482770>T.M Opera>fraudulent What is this, 2001? Who calls TM Opera a fraud other than old ass keibafags butthurt they lost 6000 yen betting on the wrong horse?
>>2482770Fusaichi Pandora
>>2482768Oguri ran the JP cup twice, first time got beat by pay the butler (obey your master). Second time lost to horlicks who set a world record.
>>2482772Yeah, because when it comes to umas theres no debate to be had
>>24827595/9
>>2482772Lebron isn't even worthy enough to hold Jordan's jockstrap
Decide amongst yourselves who is the winner.
>>2482710S-surely this time haha…>>24827121 year 2 months and 27 days so far
>>2482776___ ____ ____ _____>>2482777Yup, Rickey won ELEVEN g1s>regionals dont c-Shut up, filthy gaijin know nothing.
>>2482777>Tokyo merchant piloted by LeChokeThanks, I needed the laugh
>>2482770The true easy answer is sirius (even though it was completely out of context) the true answer of who is a fraud is that boy stay gold
>>2482781This is like saying haaland is the best player to ever do it because his fifa 23 stats were the highest ever
>>2482743She looks so dumb in a cute way
winning 5 wins in B should promote you into A
>>2482781>75 speed>75 staminaThey both job to any random Make Debut mob
>>2482785But enough about Vodka
>>2482781Bruh spe fucking one shots oguri there's NO QUESTION ABOUT IT!!!!! Oguri cap wasn't even the best horse of the 87-88 generation, IT WAS TAMAMO CROSS!!!!
>>2482789Conversely, getting into group A should auto-qualify you for Group B finals without needing any wins
>>2482767When it comes to talking about keiba it always ends up like this shit
>>2482789Group B doesn't even compare to the scary trainers you can face in Group A so winning 5 in a row in Group B doesn't hold as much weight
>>2482792How the FUCK is Tamamo above Oguri when Oguri beat Tamamo and has better achievements and performances? Matching the world record pace and arguably being the stronger of the two horses>>>>>>anything tama did. Oguri was the strongest horse of the 80s
Maybe to be fraudulent you have to have expectations and accolades to being with but it's still Fusaichi Pandora>1 G1 win her entire career>she literally didn't even win the race>despite this she gets an entire story chapter fully voice acted and animated to make it out like she won on meritWhat a sick joke
>>2482798>strongest horse of the 80sSymboli rudolf and Mr CB victim btw
>>2482798People will say Tama was better simply because he won the H2H against Oguri, its the same reason as to why there are actual """people""" that think Daiwa has anything on Vodka
>Long Shot Star>Get like 6 2*>Favorite Star>2 2*sThis shit literally doesn't mean anything unless it's that "Eclipse First" slogan, huh
>>2482798Put Oguri above Ramonu and THEN we can talk
>>2482785>LeChoke
>>2482798>80snow hold your horses neigha, whole 80s?
>>2482798Lost to inari one by multiple lengths btw
>>2482801C.B. and Rudolf are the epitome of "played against plumbers and sales associates" tho
will nakayama festa's kit be gamblemaxxing like her character? is she like matikanefukukitaru?
>>2482800Having a good womb to birth a good horse gets you there.
>>2482812Yeah actually, her entire kit is based on gambling lol
Man you guys know a lot more about the real horses than I thought you didDid you learn all that in the span of a year or are you old school keibafags?
>>2482812Her green skill is RNG for gamblemaxxing.
>>2482759still 5/9
>>2482817I just be making shit up and speaking confidently
>>2482781Oguri Cap has more speed and speed is what wins races!You cannot win if you go slower than your opponent!
>>2482793I remember when it took TWO wins in group A to get to B finals. One is a lot more forgiving. Two is brutal if you're a third-rate like I was in the original Taurus. That whole experience ignited something within me as a trainer. I had no intentions to take it seriously but that whole ordeal just sucked me in and I've been in A finals ever since
>>2482817This horsegirl game lore shit goes deep my man
>>2482798>Both Tenno Sho>Takarazuka Kinen>Runner up in both the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen>Only lost TWO graded racesTama is so much more consistent that shes just objectively better
>>2482793I feel so sorry for the anon who didn't qualify into B because how badly A went. Last year the same thing happened to me at the last Taurus and closest I came to quitting.
>>2482813I don't care if she birthed a monster like Almond Eye she was still a shit horse, should not have been given a story chapter, and shouldn't have been added to the game at all.
>>2482817Being a keibafag is hard but you can be a powerscaler easily by just looking up JRA race results and ignoring all other context
>>2482829SEETHING 1 G1 is objectively an elite horse
>>2482823Offside Trap won autumn tenno sho in 1998 by going a bit slower, actually.
>>2482827Seems like he's gonna keep going, he'll live
>>2482831SHE LITERALLY DID NOT WIN THE RACE SHE WAS GIFTED THE WIN ON A TECHNICALITY
>>2482823>Forgot about the hidden multiplierClass president, you should know this...
>>2482835Holy absolutely seething Kawakamikek
>>2482835SEETHING
>>2482835There's these things called rules, anon.
>>2482835>I-IT DOESN’T COUNT WAHHHHH
>>24827598/9, starting in 2 minutes
>>2482839How come my opponents never get disqualified for that bullshit then?
>>2482839>>2482838>>2482837You know I'm right. Maybe Kawakami cheated but if Fusaichi Pandora was actually an ELITE horse like you claim she still would have fended her off and won the race.
>>2482831Even if you don’t count the G1 for some reason, she still won a G2 which already puts her in the top percentage of horses to begin with
>>2482843Holy shit you are absolutely nuking her PR, cease at once
>>2482843Bruh you’re seething so much, this is getting embarrassing
>>2482843Samson big is in the game, anyone can be in it. Pandora is a notable horse
anyone got a write-up for Gemini? preferably one that's retard-proof. I got Flower the other day and I heard she good but I'm not sure what the context is.
KawakamiBros, for your sake, disown this faggot at once, this shit it embarrassing
So do they just start flooding the support card gacha with like 10 SSRs at once at some point in JP?
>>2482843I hope main story 2 really mind breaks you when we get it here too
My princess would not appreciate you tanking her reputation like this
>>2482843>Okay so she did cheat BUT-Literally, you lost right there. If you're going to blame anyone, blame the jockey who let the cheating happen
>>2482832Offside Trap's position at the bends were 3-3-2, meaning he did in fact go faster than the horse in 2nd at the third corner. We don't even need to mention the horse that slowed to 0 m/s.>>2482836It's simple! You start the race as a runaway and switch to late surger at the end! Running away at the start and surging again at the end is a sure strategy for success!
>>2482858S-Sasuga classrep
>>2482853It's a selection of meta cards so anyone can catch up. I think every singular uma banner is always accompanied by 10 meta supports banner. Only scenario/anniv/story event banners get new supports.
>>2482850She's good in the same way Taiki is good, and the same way Dober and Ryan is good, and the same way Seiun is good. They all have accels. Nishino's accel is good for pace, but even stronger on her. You need to be in the top 4 to activate it though, so make sure you bring a lot of mid-race speed. Problem with Nishino is Fronts kind of mog paces this time so yeah it's gonna be hard to pass them or even get into good position to use your ult. Use lots of mid-race mid-race mid-race. For ults you can try any mixture of Brian's and Mummy Creek primarily, other options being Plancha, Triumphant Pulse, Angling and Scheming but those are more niche strats for pace
>>2482843>21 starts>4 wins>4 seconds>4 third>378,113,000 JPY>Gave birth to the GOAT mareNot bad for her.
>>2482853All of those cards are reruns so no
If she really wants a prince that badly why doesn't she just kidnap and forcefully wed one? Not like she's above it
>>2482835What happened? Was it like that fraud cheating bastard Croix de Nord stealing the win in the Spring Tenno Sho?
>>2482759Another strong potential win with Tickezo and Vodka not too far behind.Looks like there's no demand for Gemini rooms right now so that'll be it.
>>2482852Dramatic ass neigha I don't give a fuck or know the context of what you guys are arguing about but it has no reflection on the character. I'm fine letting the retards hash it out and watching from the sidelines
>>2482868Thanks for hosting. It seems I need one more front runner.
>>2482867Sometimes, when you're blocked, it's not your fault.
>>2482867Kawakami Princess bumped into another horse to gain position which caused said horse to cut their leg which caused some kind of complications and said horse had to retire because of it. She won the race but then was disqualified.
>no daring strike>no fast learnerIt's over. I might as well train for open league.
>>2482865Because the prince has to act like a prince first. Otherwise she'd have to keep grabbing randoms off the street until she finds her prince (me btw)
>>2482817Neigha I took care an Uma. Every uma has lore stored on the Internet for anyone to see, if they were registered anyways.
>>2482867>stealing the win in the Spring Tenno Sholol lmao. Man imagine if /vm/a was here for the vodka/scarlet 2cm finish in the Tenno Sho Autumn with all the seethe and cope on who actually won and that race finish photo that took 15 whole minutes to come out before the winner was called
>>2482850>frontsAngling and Plancha>paceBlossom, Mummy (not worth it imo)>LatePump (activation is fucky), tracen cheer, blossom>EndTracen cheer, spurtFinal corner velocity skills like shadow break, dignity, speed star, full of vigor and etc should be really good.
>>2482883Back to Dober's ult being dead again?
I just went to take a quick nap, what the fuck happened to my Princess PR? Whoever is sperging out about her is not me!
>>2482881An actual 12 angry men thread lmao
>>2482883I've been hearing people say good things about Brian's skill since virgo and yet ive never seen it make any kind of impact
>>2482887For this race yeah but it's broken again in the CM after this.
>>2482865She's not as dangerous as Gold Ship despite her brute-ish strength because her desire to be a princess in her own way let's her be patient enough to wait for her prince charming. Torena-san shouldn't try blueballing her lest they get the mare marking special, Kawakami Princess style.
>>2482883>>Endpump is an acceptable inherit too, speed star is pace only>>2482887Yep. We have to cope with Ryan.
>>2482843>like 2 dedicated kawakami princess fags try to build her pr over months>this dude tanks it in 5 postsYou love to see it
>>2482883>Suddenly King Halo (Cheer) ultwell fuck me time to go trawl the databases to find a good one
>>2482891because it's a corner velocity skill, not an accelIt's something people run when there's not much else effective they can run, but it's always been decently strong like corner velocity tends to be and can carry into late race and kind of be like an accel with speed carryover
>>2482848I'm not even seething. I'm also not saying Kawakami Princess shouldn't have been disqualified as per the rules but I am stating a fact, Fusaichi Pandora did not cross the finish line first and when somebody asked which horse is the most fraudulent I have to say it was her when again, she didn't even win her 1 G1 win. Like how is that not fraudulent?
>>2482881
>>2482891it's a speed skill that triggers at a good spot, it's good, not worth going out of your way to get it but still usable if you can like pulse,emperor,etc.
GET THIS FUCKING FRAUDULENT SHIT EATING HORSE OUT OF MY GAME THIS IS FOR ELITE G1 WINNERS ONLY DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME GET HER OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>2482896Well yeah she just came out. It's a straight accel that activates from 6th to 9th so particularly good on end closers, most are running it for this one as it's more reliable than pump
>>2482903This but urara
>>2482903Now THAT'S a fraud
>>2482903Replying with Urara would've been too easy so I'll just remind you she is in the game
Who should I be raising as a (relatively) universal good grandparent? Been doing Brian runs recently but wondering if there's someone else I should be prioritizing instead
>>2482899Pandora would have crossed it first had Kawakami not cheated and blocked Yamanin Sucre to get a better position to pull ahead with a late surge. Pandora was even racing ahead of Sweep Tosho who is also a powerful mare. How is any of that fraudulent?
>>2482911For fronts and pacers, ElFor Lates and Ends, Rudolf
>>2482910And yet, infinitely more interesting career than spechud
>>2482872>>2482873Oh, I wasn't aware of that. Do you think that that's partially why they made Kawakami such a boisterous character in the game?
>>2482485You need the rainbows for gutsmaxxing to work, that's why it's a highroll strat, but you want speed or power growth so that you can cap both of those from hitting only guts and wit if you can, maybe 1 speed rainbow during summer.
>>2482916Part of it maybe. I think she just wasn't a nice horse in general though which is also why.
>>2482911Depends on the running style you're mostly training forSeiuns for frontsRyan + Dober for lates/endsEl is multipurpose for any CM that has a straight for late race, but more of a front strategy at this pointNew York Opera for fronts mostlyOguri w/ Triumphant Pulse can go on anything from pace to end and Oguri has good affinity with most umasNishino, Taiki, Maruzensky (red shift) are some other ones that are more mile/sprint/niche like the derby we're doing now
>>2482920>she just wasn't a nice horse in generalNo...
Princess...
>>2482899Pandora came in “2nd” and was still ahead of the rest of the horses in the race regardless. If princess didn’t cheat to get to her position in the first place then yeah pandora would have crossed the finish line first? She was still beating everyone else in the race, it’s not like she came in 3rd or less and got promoted from there which would have actually been fraudulent >>2482916>Kawakami Princess was a rambunctious horse, often kicking the walls in her stable and biting anyone who got close. Holes left in the stable wall by her kicks were left in place until after the retirement of her trainer, Katsuichi Nishiura. Her groom also placed a sign at her stable stall reading (translated) "Beware of Hounds a Horse."Honestly they did her a lot of good with how she turned out in uma kek
Kawakami-san? ...
>>2482920>She was a very savage horse that could launch surprise kicks to anyone who dared to stand behind her. She also caused lots of damage to stable facilities and walls. A warning sign, “Beware of the (mad) horse”, was put beside her stable.lol
>>2482922Eh, her personality would be completely different if she had been a nice horse IRL so I'm fine with it.
>>2482903UH, ALL THE FRAUDS OR NEIGHERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS GAME BECAUSE ITS FOR G1 WINNERS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE FRAUDS PETS AGAIN
>>2482931>t. Lil Tam
>>2482914Alright Rudolf you crusty hag time to Blaze a New Track™>>2482921Yeah mostly lates/ends. Ryan/Dober are next on the agenda once I've got solid grandparents, but they'd be main parents not grandparents. I'll mix in some Oguri runs to keep myself from going insane and who knows maybe I can leverage the two to hopefully get more consistent white sparks.
>>2482935Yeah, good call on Rudolf, that one slipped my mind but solid grandparent choice for sure especially if you're doing backliners. If you got Cheerleader King you could train her up too with how popular she's looking to be as a parent/grandparent
It's a shame I couldn't snag a Curren while I was at it but this was a fine (no pun intended) result. I had to hit pity for her vanilla version so walking away with half a pity's worth of rolls left is a blessing.>roll 5 Mambos>still can't unlock her third starI don't want to run her until I can get her real ult.
princess PR... tarnished...
>>2482938>>roll 5 Mambos>>still can't unlock her third starbwo your statues?
>>2482941I'd rather spend them on getting my favourites' 4th and 5th stars.
holy shit I didn't know you could buy clocks with theseI'm just sitting on a gold mine of 24 clocks over here
>>2482943>mambo isnt his favGRIMItd take you about 75 statues i believe?
We can rehabilitate her image, but it will take time
>>2482943Who are you waiting for?
>>2482911Brian, Rudolf, or Oguri. They all have good ults that just werk 100 of the time for anyone who's not a front. Rudolf is a little more specific to backliners because you need to pass 3 people, but she's still great on paces when there's going to be a bunch of fronts.
>>2482937I don't have her unfortunately but I'll probably just borrow her for the other grandparent slot when doing parent runs.
>>2482948>Kawakisser edits animations nowAIEEEE
>>2482949There's like a dozen that I want. Pearl is the closest though.
>>2482959Rare!You will be the only person on global with a 5* Pearl
Did everyone make it to Taurus finals?
>>2482948>>2482940nothing is tarnished
>Going through Gametora>Sorting by mid-race velocity skills>Like 95% of the distance ones are exclusive to the front half, only Medium distance has any that apply to the back halfman this is some bullshit
>>2481641Previous : >>2479251
>>2482963see the replies to >>2482368Seems like a decent amount of trainers made it this time, myself included. I'm sensing many plats coming to /v/ma tomorrow!
>>2482970/vm/a*
>>2482971On my browser, it says /vm/aBut in my heart, it says /v/ma
>>2482970Oh cool, I saw someone didn't qualify in the last thread so I thought others like be struggling since I didn't do too well
>>2482973Why is rudolf blushing?
>>2482975She just had a meeting with her trainer
>>2482975You would too if you we're standing next to Special Cute
>>2482800>make it out like she won on meritBecause you're an ignorant globalbab and not a JP player with shit taste, Let me tell you how they made Pandora won that race legitimately>started her spurt earlier than RL, getting a better position leaving the final corner>Kawakami briefly considered going to the inside but swerved to the outside lane and loses speed as a result>this comes after Shichi warned her that her rough line changing can get her into trouble>no one dies as a result (this also saves the princess)
>>2482975She thought of a really good pun, but saying it would eclipse the moment.
>>2482978>t. grass wonder
>>2482975embarrassment
>>2482535It left me wondering why we don't see more sweaty umas.
>>2482983Lol
What's Ireland like anyway?
>>2481954Neicha, Biwa, Groove. So, the mature ones
>>2482984We do in the whole second half of umapyoi legend concert
I take lucky seven, inner, and outer post proficiency for each uma. It's not gambling if it's guaranteed
>>2482987It's Fine
My Curren looks weird
>>2482995Get off my board, Rudolf, and stop giving 1* guts sparks when I'm doing grandparent runs with you
>barely hit stam thresholds for this CM, if anything barely at stam and fronts die to debuffs or struggles>barely hit stam thresholds even when parent farming>just hit 800 stam with Falcon without a stam card building for a mileI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME I EVEN HIT DOUBLE S BUT I GOTTA RUN IT BACK BECAUSE HER WIT IS ON THE LOW SIDE
Imagine being locked in an echo chamber with Fuku and machitan
>>2483008Who? Tannhauser?
>>2482368I believe in Digitan.
>>2483012Mambo
>>2483008>How to become deaf before the age of 30
>>2482887Doesn't work this CM but it's top 1 next
I love my wife _____.
>>2483019Oh really? Dobers always had a lot of value as an ace but I'm glad she's finally a good parent
>>2483020KING HALO!
>>2483021The top 3 of the Cancer rerun is expected to be dober (camping), xoguri and dober. Good time to be a doberfag
>>2483024>Dober>The cooler dober
>>2483025Impossible, both Dobers are Dorks.Dorkber
>>2483024Man I wish I had the carats for that banner. Nothing to pull on during MANT my ass. There's been so much good stuff and I had to spark one and forget the rest, shit sucks
If you're not running longs don't bother bringing stam sparks and go all in on power. Even then you can get 300 stam and bruteforce kikka sho with full power sparks. gitgud
>Dober>Not a Dober(man) Wtf man false advertising
>>2483035Fully agree with this, even more if you run tiara
>>2483037Don't lift her skirt up
>>2483024But how are soulless metafags meant to mindlessly pick the top 3 umas when two of them are mutually exclusive?
>>2483042They'll be doing XOguri and 2 debuffers again
>>2483042>soulless metafagsNobody was talking about Smaru and V.Bourbon though?
>>2483042You run camping dober, breed base dober's unique into herself and enjoy your free plat
>>2483024What does camping Dober do
>>2483046That sounds kino. Please god let me luckshit her from the daily single rolls
>>2483046>Breed base Dobercorrect
>>2483047Goes camping I would presume
>>2483047lose
what are the next cards to look out for? I have my eye on the FM+Maru rerun and then there's the Tachyon after? How much do I need for these?
>Cancer will drop sometime in JuneWell now I have something to use my borrows for again. What uniques should I use for pace/end?
>>2483020Kawakami Princess.
>>2483020Suzuka
>>2483053>endPump and Moving Past>paceno accels, unless you want to gamble on promotion A&S or take a delayed accel like redshift. Similar to Aries you're gonna be running Oguri (but without u=ma2) if you want to play pace
>>2483052Just worry about Tachyon for now. 45K will get you two sparks given it has a 100 free rolls, for 400 pulls. Hopefully you get her MLB'd in those rolls, or save a crystal to finish her off. You want a copy of Light Hello on that same banner, don't need it MLB kind of like Riko was for Unity, but would be nice to have MLB if it happens that way.As for the next must roll card after Tachyon/Maru for fronts, you have Wit Ramonu in the next scenario, which everyone is gonna want. By the current guesstimations that should be around November time. So yeah. There's a lot of cards to roll for for the rest of the year, so it's suggested you be frugal and save as much as possible if you want to MLB them. If you're a front fag, a new bourbon is like a month after Ramonu so you'll be squeezed dry. Be diligent
>>2483047Camping dober's unique gives her perfect speed carryover and her two golds give her accel. She's gonna be as strong as xoguri or more.
>>2483060Is she good for other tracks?
Perhaps next CM after tryharding relentlessly with 2x front 1x other for months on end I'll just do COguri with debuffers and take it easy.
>>2483052
>>2483060What's camping Taiki like?
Which cards should I look forward to as a late main?
>>2483065See >>2483063
>>2483058>you're gonna be running OguriI should have clarified that I'm going to run pace Brian, wedding Motion and Shakur if she drops in time
>people shorten "Summer Maruzensky" as Smaru>but "Valentines Bourbon" as V.BoboI dont like that period, why dont people call her like Vabobo or something?
>>2483057Yup, short hair SuzukinoHope that guy drops the colored version
>>2483068I'd run late Brian (or mutate her to end) but if you want to force her here as pace, you can inherit redshift while gambling on downhill descent. I don't think it's consistent, I don't think redshift is worth it at all, but if you want to oshigame then there's your option
>>2483061Yeah, she's great on most mediums like regular dober she's very hard to stop anytime she's playable, she'll be a particular threat in CM 15 and CM 19 if we are talking immediate future. She's not one of the "must have" late surgers but she's a great uma to have, there are pros and cons. I wouldn't get her if you already have base dober or unless she's your wife>>2483064Taiki side grade, less reliable accel but higher ceiling. You use her in the sprints or miles that OG taiki is bad at. Still usable she'll be good for a long time
>>2483004You got it, Toreina
>>2483067ought to mention new late cards arent expected for what, another 6 months + if that?
>>2483071I see her referred to as "chocobon", "clanker" and "VB"
>>2483063I thought Tachyon Speed was a generic. Is it an easy skip if I don't really run pace at all?
>>2483076Neat
>>2483081It's like how kitasan is a front long card but is still used by everyone
>>2483071I prefer V. Bourbsbobo sounds like a clown
>>2483076>She's not one of the "must have" late surgersAny examples?
>>2483076Thanks anon, I already have base Dober but her camping outfit is really cute. Might have to think about it though because I really shouldn't be pulling for umas anymore.
>>2483063These pull schedules are massively fucked up.
>>2483081It's a pace card with generic utility and a scenario card for Grand Live that wants to run multiple strong speed cards. So even if you're not a pace fag it's recommended to get her like a strong Kitasan partner. Finemo is a pace card but everyone loves her as a stat stick too even if you're not after speed saar
>>2483078Everyone wants Ramonu, and Pasa, then every style gets a style specific Wit card during L'Arc.>>2483081You'd like to have it for the scenario since her scenario link gives a strong gold for mediums while all the others are trash other then Falco giving a decent one for dirt, and you're gonna want Light Hello as well, but she's not a generic speed card like Pasa or Kita. If you're okay with borrowing her for every medium or running a low LB version, you can just finish the spark after a the free hundred rolls we get and use whatever you get between her and Light.
>>2483081You will gimp yourself by borrowing her for the entire GL scenario. If you can wait until Arc for Speed El then sure you didnt really need her.
>>2483059approximately how much carats do we need for all these and how much are we getting between now until when these drops? I have 120k but I still feel uncomfortable with that
>>2483081If you ignore the gold skill and the hints, Tachyon Speed is Mayano Speed with 2 Skill Point Bonus. SP Bonus is quite good since we're leaving the "race every turn" scenario so you're SP is going to take a nosedive, but you can't really skip this banner ANYWAY because it's the mandatory pal card banner.
>>2483078You guys will start getting the really good late surger cards next year starting with pokke speed, id look into satono diamond wit and SIL. Good thing about lates is they have very good distance specific cards that will take up your borrow slot (like symboli Kris S, wit cafe and power daichi ruby) so you don't need to pull for that much stuff since you can borrow a lot of the core. 2027 is the year of lates.>>2483085Focus on getting Neo Universe, Sakura Laurel and Daiichi Ruby
>>2483093>spoilerOh wow you have more saved than vast majority of trainers. It all depends on luck anon. If you're really unlucky, you could blow through that whole stash trying to MLB one card. If you're lucky, you might get 2 copies in one 10 pull. It's hard to say how it's gonna go. Depends on the style you want to be in, but you have more than enough, and if you just keep saving like you do you'll be fine to get whatever cards you need. But it's suggested you try not to be a jack of all trades and rather specialize in a specific running style so you're not stretched thin on these card banners. Apparently in the future we get more resources and carats to max out cards so it should be a little easier after MANT, but you'd have to ask a JP bro for more specifcs
>>2483098Thanks for the advice JPCHAD
>oh dude a new wit card>SHATTERPROOFhow the fuck do we have THREE different free sources of this awful move now LMAO
>>2483057She's so flat!
>>2483101>mid-race gold accel for a pace but only if it's in the backwhat were they THINKING
>>2483101Do you think Cygames will give you On Your Left from free supports?
>>2483101What's the third card again? I only know rice and brian
>>2483105>do you thinkuh anon, we know the next FIVE YEARS of support cards this game will get, there's no mysteryno
>>2483105Well they sure gave out Taking The Lead, so...
>>2483105I mean they gave fronts TTL
>>2483105No
>>2483099>you could blow through that whole stash trying to MLB one cardthat is so fucking stupid that it can happen
>>2483101>SHATTERPROOF>rice showerxdd
>Inari One at the end of the month>Not a drop of InarigandaDirter bros..
>>2483099>Apparently in the future we get more resources and carats to max out cards so it should be a little easier after MANT, but you'd have to ask a JP bro for more specifcsIt would take a lot of time to describe all the good stuff that gets added over time but just in general, you can say quantity and ease of income ramps up. Really you guys JUST have to get through MANT, post GL the game is very healthy with the small exception of two bumps in the road. But you guys have foresight and no one should be getting rugpulled
>>2483117Inari One needs no propaganda. You're going to roll for her anyway. That's how powerful her gravitational pull is.
>>2483114That's what crystals are for, so you can stop rolling and just crystal to finish if you don't MLB as expected with the 2nd pity
>>2483117>wedding curren banner>no umafans advertisement
>>2483117Not pushing the agenda yet brother, one must know when to strike.
>>2483120You act as if you get more than one crystal every 3 months. They take forever to build up.
>>2483117Tbh I think she's fairly well liked lol, she's cool and hot as FUCK. Might not need a propaganda campaign
>>2483117STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING INTO A SHILL FESTI LIKE INARII WILL NOT BE POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LIKE INARI FOR WEEKS AND TRYING TO FORCE THE THREAD TO LIKE HERDO YOUR OWN GODDAMN WORK TO DETERMINE IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE OR NOTFUCK
I love McQueen but i would never ever ever play a full career with her
>>2483126UH OH TRANSFORMER MELTY
>>2483126Fuck you! Ill make some propaganda for this
>>2483124Yea? There's also the selectors and such, but you're like 60% to MLB and then 80% to LB3 after 400 rolls, so unless you're cursed, that's more then enough to cover shortcomings on rolling and still even have enough to start working on some other older cards if you'd like.
>>2483130>that reverse psychologyHOLY KEIKAKU
I like her fat twintails
>>2483125anyone notice how in Season 1 she was super tall for some reason?
Might have to disagree with megatron and all the other anonsthe next like entire year of uma releases are all kind of low-hype outside of a specific two, so this is the PRIME season of uma propaganda
Since we got a local JPbro answering questions I'm very curious, so is rickey actually good or is it a gaslight?
>>2483063added banner dates
>>2483135>want at least 10 of these>will have to settle with maybe one or two
>>2483136Pretty good even until now in JP for the original ver but few chances to use Dirter.
>>2483136Ricky is a disgustingly broken uma that is so fucking hard to build you will probably come across 2-3 good ricky's across 80 matches.
>>2483137Thank you, that's a lot more helpful for actual planning
>>2483140NTA but what's wrong with Rickey?
>>2483140What's so hard about her? Is she the one that has to do groundwork-type shenanigans or am I making that up
>>2483135Seeking the Hag needs more propaganda posting other than her singing voice which is really good. I cannot believe how many people get filtered by her lips.
>>2481714So is that good or bad..?
>>2483137>shakur is literally two fucking years from now>I didn't get creekgood to know I am just completely fucked every long cm if power cards stop working lmao
>>2483141If i wasn't so lazy i would have put them on a timeline instead.
>>2483099>Oh wow you have more saved than vast majority of trainers.What, how many do you guys have now? Will you have enough for all these >>2483137? And this is completely putting aside characters as a whole which is kinda absurd.
>>24831447 greens
>>2483148I forgot to add it but the Mr Cute Bride rerun is together with Super Creek so you're fine.
>>2483136High ceiling, high floor, you need to grind 7 greens for her
>>2483148There's Sounds of Earth that's a mild upgrade from Creek
>>2483142>>2483144You need to get 7 greens.
>>2483150I will have enough to spark Tachyon twice, then i'll be broke pretty much. Can accumulate about 20K a month so if the next card banner isn't for 4 months after, then I'll have enough to spark Ramonu twice give or take, it will be a tight budget though.
>>2483135It's actually everything AFTER Grand Live that is a complete snoozefest for me. Even LArc is mostly a skip. Crazy how stacked the upcoming lineup is if you scroll up a little.
>>2481856They aren't really catty. Falco seethes at Curren but Curren doesn't think about her at all. Same thing happens here with Falco posters seething about the stakes at least once a week and Curren posters not thinking about Falco at all
>>2483135from a sweaty tryhard perspective this actually is a hilariously low-hype lineup, I guess it's true how year 2-3 of uma is support cards only>golshi is just a parent so you don't even need to roll for her>ricky is good but has an infamously miserable career>machan is a good sprinter but sprints are also the CMs taken the least seriouslyWith red skills buffing the original umas it feels like you can genuinely devote every carrot to support cards for like... an entire year or so
>>2483142>>2483144You need 6 greens on her for her to be nigh unbeatable on top of everything like groundwork and distance S and all the mid race skills fronts need. 4 or fewer greens is bricked. Pace version also wants groundwork but is strong enough to steal angling with 5+ greens
>>2483161>Pace and front rickey both need groundwork Come the fuck on
>>2483163How much do you want to win, son?
>>2483163With rickey you either go all in and enjoy a 99% win rate or you job. There's no inbetween
>>2483159Holy ludo
>>2483159>Curren posters not thinking about Falco at allMe when I fucking lie.
>>2483161I'm guessing that the reason she's not run on turf is because the luck to get everything you want is like rubbing your balls with flaming sandpaper every single day.
>Curren banner + event>not a single person talking about it>people more interested in camping altsYup yup, that's gonna be another dud!
I have a few 3* blue sparks + nice white sparks but they're on Biwa, Digitan and Taishin from MANT. Not the ideal uniques to inherit. Would these should still make good grandparents? Or should I get in the mines and aim for Rudolph/Brian etc like what was discussed earlier?
>>2483176If the abilities and sparks are waht you want, they make for good grandparents if you dont have anything more fitting on hand
>>2483176If they've got good white sparks, they're fine grandparents, which is the nice thing about MANT. However, blue sparks are less important at the moment since stats are pushing against the caps anyway, especially if you're not gutsmaxing, so I've been using 2* with better whites. Making a dedicated grandparent is autism, but it's something to do with your daily runs and it's good for a long ass time if you can get a highroll.
>>2483176at the end of the day you want to make a parent seiun, ryan, dober, or nishino so slap them as grandparents for any of those 4 for whichever race type you like best.
>>2483174Both of her potentials only work on dirt, she has turf F (so max B without inspiration)and she gets none of her potential greens on turf (so you need to get 6 of them raw). If you wanna talk about it "technically" if you do manage to get a turf rickey she's gonna be one of the strongest turf mile front runners since her unique is incredibly busted (only on herself, useless as a parent due to special scaling) but with that amount of effort you could highroll a whole champions meeting team. No one is insane enough to run a turf rickey even in JP
>>2483178>>2483179>>2483180Cheers. Sounds like a plan. I don't mind parent runs here or there but the idea of starting with grandparents was a step too far for my mental
>>2483186The big reason to do grandparents is because you can breed things onto your lineage since having it on parents and grandparents increases the chances of it generating a white spark, so looping a couple of times to get an insane amount of white sparks, especially for niche but strong stuff you can't get otherwise, whether that's things like PTO/Stan/etc or scenario skills like Ignited PWR can make really fucking strong parents.
Would Ines Fujin take a job at Freddy's Pizzeria?
Apparently everyone is already making Gemini aces. I took a small 2 day break after CM to rest a bit, I still haven't made Gemini parents, do I have time? I haven't joined CM rooms since 3-4 CMs ago because I never have time. Should I just skip this one and begin prep on CM15?
>>2483198The calendar this month is fucked, Gemini round 1 is in just over 2 weeks.
>>2483198Depends on what you want to build but I would say yes, you have time and can easily crank out something useable in a few days, breeding or not. We've got another couple weeks till the next one starts.
>>2483200I know, apparently so many people have almost full teams ready and I don't even have parents yet, it's fucked, I hate parent farming so much>>2483201I wanted to try Fronts, basically because I don't have Taishin
>>2483198Gemini is kinda easy to build for, its totally okay if you're just starting. Who are you thinking?
>>2483194Fujin would destroy 4/20 mode with how collected and experienced at waging she is
>>2483202If you want to "try" fronts, it's better if you have a decent parent stock to work with yourself. Due to having such short time before the next one, that might be tough if it's a style you're not used to. Imo fronts need lots of testing, and a decent amount of patience and prep, so it's not a style you can just rush into and expect to do well. Now if you have someone like V. Bourbon that makes it a lot simpler I would say due to how straightforward her build is, so it depends. If you got V. Bourbon and you wanna run her then go for it, that would be a good gateway to fronts as while she's easy to build she's formidable
>>2483204What about 10/20?
>do a throwaway run for the star pieces and the mission>use a weak deck and only schedule g1s>don't have to constantly check the shop and the run doesn't take an hour>still get an uma that mogs aoharu MANT could have been such a great scenario. What a shame that it has turned into pure cancer.
Is it just me, or is the game running slow for some reason? Getting stuck on connecting.. for few seconds every click.
>all of my good seiun sky parent friends are switching to other shitMY FALCO NEEDS ALL OF THOSE TURF SPARKS
>>2483208Thats how the early days of MANT were before the metafags attacked
>>2483208I don't hate the mode but it depletes too much of my time and mental energy. I don't mind a game that makes you think with each action, but I just cant consistently do more than a run or two a day and even then it just kills my energy afterwards.Getting that skin condition IRL
>>2483210Don't worry Falco, i'll make a Turf Seiun just for youor that's what I would say if I had more time. I was gonna try and train Falco but i'm not sure as my parent situation is going very slow. It is part of my plan to update my profile parent to a decked out MANT Seiun with full mant lineage and all groundwork sparks and other good stuff
>>2483209Sorry, I'm busy DDOSing the servers in retaliation for my recent shit run.
>>2483217Shakur would do this
...
>>2483218God, I wish I could train her.
>>2483219
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tw42537DqE4This midget sure can sing!
>>2483203Seiun for sure, then I was unsure, because I don't have the meta ones, maybe Fatwa? Or Falcon? I could mutate me wife too since Paces are dookie>>2483206You are right but I'm tired of skipping it and at this rate I will never try them, I already gave up halfway through Taurus on Fronts and it still took me over a week to make anything decent there. I am just tired, I want to try fronts finally. Also because I don't have Taishit>V. BourbonLol no, I skipped her since I don't like her character, though in hindsight I probably screwed myself
>>2483228Seiun, Fatwa and Falcon is more than viable. You're not really screwed against bourbon so long as you load up your mid race skills. You don't need her
>>2483226kek
i got both fine and curren wedding in 20, wat do.
I like it when anons say oonigger.
>>2483229What sucks about Daiwa is that she had a very useful potential in Killer Tunes last CM which she doesn't this time, so maybe I'd have to borrow Helios for Escape Artist or something?Also I'd have to make a Condor/Barcarole parent for Seiun and then use one of those rejects with good sparks as parents for the rest right?
>>2483237You explode because holy shit you're lucky
I kind of wish that the events gave carats.
>>2483248but they do???
>>2483248They uhhh they do
I wish horses were real
>>2483255 >>2483262Okay, clarification: I meant as rewards for completing challenges, like the ones that give you extra points or the tokens.
>>2483145Personally I want her because she sounds like a lot of fun, the Cheerleader event was major proof of that
>>2483135The only one that I can afford to pull on that list is Yeppers, but I might try and see if I can also get Festa because her seiyuu also voices a potato I love. There's a high temptation for Wonder Granny as well.
>>2483135>Golshi>Bamboo>Pearl>Machan>Festa>Wonder>Rob Roy>Brian>Hokko>Helios>There are cards as well like Mr.CB rerun and Finemo+Smaru rerunI'm....I'm not gonna make it...
I have only 45k carats and I need to save for so many cards man
>>2483278I have 30K less for you and I do too. I basically wont be able to roll on umas for a long time. It's okay because I harvested enough to last me for a while
I have 16k carrats, I will simply luckshit my runs with subpar cards
>Taiki speed SSR is the only one that gives Mile MavenInteresting
Are the new SSR cards worth it
>>2483288No keep saving for two more months
>>2483288The skill from the Dictus card is good but it's a Stamina card and you have to win the coinflip to get it, so no.
>>2483290>>2483294Gracias
>>2483287Whale card, unfortunately mile maven has a chance to do nothing in gemini
I'm so done with this cm I'm not even gonna check my finals comp is the right one
Group + lewd barely jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/r56g7Dlet´s finish it
>>2483314>deleteduhhh
I want far too many umas for my own good
>>2483316New OC?
>>2483315https://jiggie.fun/SylcHisry
>>2483318No, it predates Teio
>>2483316>>2483318I really like these
>There are Ug and SS teams in Division Bwhy
I miss her every day lads
Do you train and skip Hopeless Stakes or do you race here?
Will Arselel bottle it lads?
Alright, I think I've decided, I'm just gonna do 3 wit 2 speed 1 power and take it easy this next CM because I can't run fronts and I don't have Taishin nor CB to borrow Bamboo Guts on any end. Maybe if there's a King with a bunch of End sparks, I'll see if I have the parents to mutate Oguri and Brian to use CB Wit, but otherwise I think I'm just gonna send them in as Paces and hope they muscle out some of the weaker fronts.
>>2483343I'm hoping they will but I'm thinking it's over
>>2483341Train 100%, assuming you have either a megaphone or anklet or both and a charm/energy to actually train. Stakes is a skippable G1 and that's both a shit ton of stats and two bond trainings
>>2483341If you can train without exploding your run here, go for it
>>2483347Bald fraud already scrammed (for another bald fraud lol) you might be right, it's over
>Lost twice in senior Yasuda Kinenyeah ok
>>2483355THREE times in senior yasuda kinenno clocks left
I can't find a good kingu parent...it might be over
We should flood the game with bot accounts that enter the CM so it's easier for all of us
>>2483363what is a good kingu parent
>>2483364But anon, what if I want stronger battles?
>>2483364Anon.. we are the bot accounts that make the CM easier for everyone else..
>>2483368Maybe you are, I've won more CMs than ive lost
>>2483363What specifically are you looking for? Your search parameters might be too narrow.
>>2482198More like I want to NUT on Special Week's CHEST
>>2483369How many is that
>>24833738
>>2483371Im looking for 9* power 9* mile with good whites
>>2483376Can I offer you 8* 8* with decent whites?
>>2483376Make it yourself.
>>2482245>>2482262>>2482271stop liking men
>>2483378>>2483376tfw i cant tell the difference between a kingu parent that's a kingu parent and a kingu parent that's a parent for kingu
>>2481754>Which side are (You) on?
I just can't figure out how to build her as an end with guts, any advice for the deck? She has 10 power and 4 stamina sparks with 2 long(my own Rudolf parent) 4 mile and 8 end sparks
>>2483392LB3 ayabe is missing her power bonus and is only 13 RB, which isn't ideal. You also shouldn't need 2 speed cards, Kita alone does it if you have another guts card. You also just clearly never pressed wit in between races instead of resting, or didn't do it much. Gutsmaxxing is fishing for a highroll at it's core, though, you just need the big double and triple rainbows, preferably during the summer, and if you don't get them, your run is glue
>>2483392is there something wrong with running 3 wit 3 speed and just let race bonus and scrolls carry your stam and guts requirements? why are people opting to gutsmax here anyway unless its like Oguri whose every bonus is the secondary stats of a guts click
>>2483392I haven't done a gutsbuild for this CM since I didn't want to spend too much time, but from what I've seen on public rooms you want only 1 speed card, and the rest should be either guts or wit.
>>2483395>You also just clearly never pressed wit in between races instead of resting....fuck maybe that's why I never hit my wit targets
>>2483396I am trying it on Cheer Kingu because she has 10% speed 10% power and 10% guts bonuses, for the others I just go with regular decks
>>2483396Because there's essentially no stam requirements and getting 1200 in speed, power, wit is pretty easy with a decent deck, so the only stat you can increase that does anything is guts which does help with dueling on the final straight.>>2483399Yea, you need a bit of energy support to do it and you can't always, but wit training is energy positive instead of negative and you can do very cheeky things like using a charm at zero energy to wit train which gets you enough energy for one race and then the second you pop a +5 energy drink.
>>2483402I was saving up my charms for the summer...
>>2483344>mutate OguriThere are two 7+ End Kingu on Chrono, for my Oguri I've been using 808288395600The blue sparks are ass but the whites on both the parent and grandparents are great. The other one has worse whites but better blues.
>Making a custom playlist for Dead as Disco>Spell Tokai Teio instead of Kasane TetoHoly shit get out of my head
>>2483409There's 3 now, actually. 561618871211 looks not terrible for blues and whites, and I can crank out a generic parent with a 3* late borrow to hit ten stars.
>>2483416Although further searching reveals the major problem that there are literally 0 3* end parents on Chrono for me to borrow to make a parent lmao, so maybe I need to go for one of the 8*
>>2483343Against PSG? Probably but I hope not, with City I doubt City will job. So not looking great
good morning I hate mant
>>2483392is medium B really fine on End Kingu runsmy every instinct tells me it wont be
>>24833923 guts 1 speed works
>>2483421Oh I waa talking about the EPLel, I completely forgot about them being in the UCL final since they have no chance of winning lmao
>>2483416>10 starsWould that be for Brian, I suppose? Oguri gets to End A with just 7 stars
>>2483428Yea, Brian needs the full 10, which would be an annoying bit of work because I'd need to fish for mile sparks on the parent, though I did find that uma.pure-db.com has more umas then Chrono so I was able to find some 3* end options. Maybe she'll be a pace with Taiki and I'll do Oguri end since I've already got an 8* power Brian with mile sparks that I can use for Oguri alongside a Cheer Nature.
>>2483423She can run sprints, you can just do the mile + sprint schedule which is not much worse then the Tiara route
You already locked on your team, and they're not meta or dominator team. Right, /v/ma?
>>2483441Y-yea haha...
>>2483441my team is oguri seiun and clanker because I'm only training whomever is the easiest during this nigger scenario
>>2483441You guys (one anon at least) said that only bringing one dominator is bad and useless, therefore I'm running a soulful team.
>>2483441FUCK I FORGOT TO CHANGE MY FORMATION, NO NO NO
FUCK NISHINO FLOWER
>>2483450she's 10
>wake up>find out my wife's daughter is coming to JP>she's not half badShall be saving a spark
>>2483441>metai ran Natie and Golshi because i wanted to reprise my original Taurus team, and this time it's a Cheer Natie ace However i ran Digitan instead of the Rudolf in my original team because of meta reasons even though not many people considered her meta..>dominatorrunning triple Tether because it's free with the MLB Kawakami..
>>2483452out of 10!
I love Shichi so fucking much
>>2483423Medium B is fine, I didn't have much trouble with itNow Mile B? Now THAT'S a problem
>LB3 Kita>LB3 Sirius>LB3 Creek>LB3 Nishino>LB2 Palmer>LB2 Tazuna>LB2 Fine>LB2 Dia>LB1 Chiyo>LB1 NTR>LB1 Nature>LB1 Ogurin>LB1 Vodka>LB1 Falco>LB1 Teio>LB1 Tama>LB1 Grass>LB1 Golshi>LB0 Yaeno>LB0 Turbo>LB0 OG Suzuka>LB0 Bamboo>LB0 King>LB0 Rice>LB0 Fuku>LB0 City>LB0 DAHBY GutsI only got one shiny rock to throw at them but let's say I have 3. Which ones deserve stoning the most?
>>2483423By the time you reach important medium races, you have enough speed/skills that Med B doesn't matter at all. You can even clear Tenno Sho Spring with Long C as long as you outstam NPCs. Just dodge Creek/Rice/McQueen rivals. Arima Kinen is tough though.
>>2483465Top 3 I would say are>Kita>Creek>Nature(biased)
>>2483449I think I forgot to switch one of my debuffers from Front because I was doing testing to see if I could deny lucky paces. I should've switched both of them to End right? FUCKFUCKFUCK I WILL HELP SPOT STRUGGLE SOME LUCKY SINGLE FRONT FUCK
>>2483473front G is shit she'll be running behind paces
>>2483474She has Front B though
>>2483475BRICKED
>>2483478FUCK DON'T SAY THAT
>>2483481BE RICKED!
>>2483483Good post
Behead Teiosubhumans and shit down their neck
>>2483475>>2483478No but for real, is it a brick?>>2483473
>>2483381>stop liking menNEVER
>>2483491Natie would say that
>>2483493I thought they changed it so that you can edit your team during the finals, no? I think ive read about it sometime ago at least
>>2483496Can I? Can anyone confirm???
>>2483496uh I think it locked in 3 hours ago or so
>>2483497You will have to check yourself
>>2483381That's just rude.
>>2483498Yeag, but thats what im saying, i tgought they made it possible to edit teams even after the registration period>>2483497I might be hallucinating though
>>2483501nope, just checked you can't
>>2483501>>2483498>>2483497Nah, i misremembered, sorry. Were you actually unable to change your teams during registration before hand?
>>2483500Is it rude to stare at my trainee's ass even if she's a lesbian?
>>2483504You get twelve hours after the last day of round 2 to submit a team. After that it's locked so they can rig it effectively.
>>2483500umamusume is tomboy humiliation game
looking good status?
>>2483507*franchise
>>2483508so not looking I've gone blind
>>2483504I just forgot, I actually wanted to ask you guys if I should leave 1 as Front or both better as End. I doubt it will affect me that much I hope, I just used it to deny lucky Paces, spot struggling a lone Front should be rare in the finals
Fun fact, today marks five years of tanuki rudolf being created!https://x.com/deon_Jetaime/status/1394789901392957443This is where it all began
I hate gutsmaxing. It feels like I have no control over my stats and I can never cap speed reliably.
>>2483519Is the middle one based on umaru?
It's Maruzen's birthday
>>2483526So it is
Kind of funny that there are a handful of cracked parents that everybody uses (at least for the niche parents like Kingu). Like an arms dealer who supplies all sides of a war.
>>2483522Focus wit, then speed, then guts. It sorta worked for me when I was training Nishino
>>2483532The follow limit is such fucking bullshit man, there is no reason for it to exist or for it to be that low. I literally can never use top tier parents because I never now when they appear
>>2483537I guess it was made so idk if someone gets an MLB SSR, then not everybody can borrow it, and would have to pull as well or something. This follow limit affecting parents in as unfortunate side effect
Holy shit. The hell those fuckers putting a horse as old as Acute in something that batshit.
>>2483543No clue what youre talking about or what picrel means, dacchi
>>2483543I love schizo posting
>>2483543Is this an Acute PR post?
>>2483543No reason
>>2483523they're all based on umaruits a trace of an umaru cutscene
>>2483543>Another Japanese post none of us have a clue what it meansDacchis... We like you, but be considerate
>>2483543nihongo wo dekinai demo
>>2483555A cutscene...You know it's an anime right?
>>2483559yes?it's a cutscene from one of umaru's little gremlin mode gags in the anime.....
I've been under the impression it was going to be parade through town in horse armor from seeing posts about it. No (You)s for the dekinais because something is triggering the spam check.>>2483547>>2483553I don't understand what you mean by these
>>2483567Ooooh, well I guess they put Wonder through this because they either had him on hand or wanted a semi-famous horse to participate there, he was already trained which is probably a big boon in these
>>2483075>End BrianDouble end + pace sounds fun, I'll do that instead
>>2483567Neighga I can't read Japanese, may as well be schizo talk to me.
>>2483573どいつもこいつもできないテイオー厨め C'est pour ça que les Francais se moquent de vous, les burgers.
Ramonu PR status: slightly bumped for me
>>2483582ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>2482147nopehttp://youtube.com/post/UgkxMdfMB_K50efVhmFZ1E7o8Ay3y8Crla8-?si=lD8C0tcsXhdRTLoP
>>2483582Mmmm burgers
>>2483582>>2483591Excusez-moi, est-ce qu'il vient de dire que son nom de famille est Burger?!?!!
I didn't know Spy TF2 played Umamusume
>/v/ma - Croissants and Frogs
>>2483597This is the worst episode of /v/ma yet
>Will be at the wagecage for the steaksNo.....
>will be at my uni graduation for the stakesaw shit. i had 4 ceremonies i could've registered for and i somehow chose the one at the worst time.
i keep wanting to pick an oshi that can run dirt easily even if we barely get those, i don't like abandoning her or suffer needing 2 inspirations to raise to an A
>tfw people are now starting to realize how strong end closers are in mile tracksI was one of the few running Golshi back in Virgo and Cancer.
>>2483622Only Taishin though, those without her are fucked
>>2483618Meanwhile I didnt have any ceremony at all. I just asked my admin when can i pick up my diploma, took it straight from the office, and that was it>t. Yuro, graduated this year
>>2483626isn't end oguri also good though?
my horse can run late but not end for the next CM, should I put her in pace instead?
>>2483626Any of them can work, Tama is solid too, I’ve seen Digital do well. I even saw some insane fucker with UG Urara winning in public rooms but he also ran speed debuffers.
>>2483629You'll probably want to run two ends with her.
Why do I have to wait for matching? It's all automated anyway. Give me my silver now!
>can finally run Tamamo on a good schedule next cmawesome.
I haven't won a single CM since Sagittarius...
>>2483640It's not automated. They actually have like 50 people going through and grouping people together for the finals.
>>2483640I wish there was a button that allowed to to just get 1k carats, some statues and monies, and not have to do the CM at all
Story event? Sweets. Now I can play careers again.
>>2483644Same here
>>2483645Why do they hate me then?
What's the other parent for Ends besides Cheer Kingu for Gemini?
>>2483648there is, called cygames store
>>2483654Ryan? Brian maybe.
>>2483644I only won Capricorn (and it was Sprint trash that nobody took seriously)
>>2483644Sagittarius is my only plat.
>>2483644i haven't won since MANT started, i had 8 plats before
>>2483673Easiest scenario to win plat btw
>Cheeky twenty on the brides>Kitasan, Palmer and NYOperaI know I shouldn't complain about 3 Uma in 20 pulls but one of the rate ups would've been nice... Oh well, now I wait for Sweepy.
I'm the #1 (You) getter on /vm/ahttps://litter.catbox.moe/uamaic4p37omlfzm.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/3k5kjq.pngShe's so pretty...
Really weird seeing people talking about how they haven't won plats in a while when I've never even made it to A round 2.
>>2483682If you're new, that's understandable.If you've been playing a while, then there's something wrong. Don't be afraid to ask for help.
>>2483682I have always been a B shitter until I stumbled upon /v/ma back in /v/. Didn't realize there was so many specifics you had to do just to win CMs, like which skills work in this racecourse and the next racecourse. Then from group B I managed get 3rd place in A finals, and now the proud owner of 2 plats!
>>2483682I have no interest in titles beyond the expert oshi title I always use. I only participate in CM for the carats.
>>2483688I kneel
>>2483693>I have no interest in titles beyond the expert oshi title I always use.Same except it's the title to show I sleep around in hot springs.
>>2483622I ran her, too. In Cancer my Golshi had a 0% win rate though but i refused to tag her out.
>>2483687Look almost a year in and only now kinda starting to understand how the game works is kinda embarrassing as it is Everyone really seems on edge lately too and I just get a feeling if I ask for help some people might use it as an excuse to keep fanning those arguments.
>>2483693Tsmt.
>Gutsmaxxing Urara>Wtf where the fuck is my Urara in trainingTook me way too long to realise my issue
>>2483694I'm also a teiobro
https://litter.catbox.moe/9n4tkpxr4icxq67e.jpgMar/v/zensky OP for the next thread please
>>2483702Based
>>2483698/v/ma has been consistently helpful to newbies it's the one constant despite morale being in the gutter because of MANT.
plancha or ignited wit (have pp+dd but she's a witlet)
>>2483662I loved it because it really did feel like anyone could win. Mutating a G Sprinter into A and winning plat off that? I don’t think I could ever outdo myself after that.
>>2483698Saying you've been playing this long but are still struggling to figure things out is like throwing chum in the water for all the helpful trainers here. Any idea where you're coming up short? Lacking cards, struggling to hit stat lines, mismanaging MANT turns? Parent building?
>>2483687>If you've been playing a while, then there's something wrong.I have played all CMs and only won 1
>>2483713danchou...
>>2483714>>2483713/v/ma danchou finally won 1?!
>>2483714I'm not a danchou, actually I think my danchou and probably most of my club want to kick me for being an annoying faggot. I can feel it, like I don't belong
>>2483719Your danchou doesnt think about you at all.
https://x.com/00chyaa/status/2056690251918365017/photo/1
>>2483724Everybody hates me
>>2483727Your ego is too big, quite literally noone thinks or cares about whatever youve said (or didnt say, apparently) in the club.
>>2483726Fuku X Fine PR +1000
>>2483727This is unironic mental illness if you are being serious and not a teenager.
>>2483724Bros…were the wuv yous all pointless? What am I wuvving for?
>>2483733The wuv of the game, of course.
>>2483733>t. Helios
Jesus christ it's crazy how much easier it is to win races on pace during careers it's basically playing MANT on easy mode.
>>2483709Plancha 100%
NISHINO FLOWER THE CLOCK GOBBLER
I haven't played in 3 days and already know I am NGMI to Gemini
>>2483712A slew of things I guess? I've neglected making proper parents since MANT started till now and it's been obvious how painful it's been doing so. Understating how skills actually work and when they're useful and not. (Granted this one is really on the game since it doesn't do a good job conveying that information to players.) Struggling with MANT in general and stats which is probably more a familiarization issue. Each run can be so different that only by playing allot of it do you kinda learn what's the best option in most situations. I can't even begin to comprehend how to salvage my card situation until just waiting for Tachyon's banner and rolling on that. Last time I shared my deck I was told that it some OK pieces but would be hard to make much work.
>>2483729>>2483731You don't even realize it
Dirt Shoes anyone?
>>2483749And if we dont, then what do you expect to get out of this? Go to a professional i guess>but i dont have money for itThen ask chatgpt how to deal with your insecurities. >>2483754Throw dirt shoe traders into active volcanoes
>>2483756Sorry
>>2483746It's incredibly easy to build unless you're gutsmaxing. Almost no stam requirements and you don't have to juggle medium+mile sparks on milelets.
>>2483745https://files.catbox.moe/71bvhd.jpg
>>2483747>I can't even begin to comprehend how to salvage my card situation until just waiting for Tachyon's banner and rolling on that.I feel this acutely. I only have Kitasan in terms of good SSRs, and if I didn't happen to be playing during SSR Marvy and/or lucked into full Windy my MANT decks would be unusable. Learning MANT has definitely been a loop of trying something out, making a mistake in a niche situation, then adding a correction for that into the back of my mind for the next one. Each run is a little less foolish, ideally. I tend to make CM aces late by copying what I see the most in images of test room winners (minus two letter grades and 20% of the skills). As long as they have aptitude S, that's usually enough to barely make A Finals.I got a lot of mileage out of when that one anon posted a video of his run last week. All the small notes and corrections became rules of thumb that lodged in my mind.
>>2483742https://files.catbox.moe/oqcq10.pngthat'll do i guess, sad that radiant wasn't even close to being affordable but not taking fcm would be dumb after i specifically borrowed ntr for it
If you were to take just 1 speed card for Gemini would you take NTR or Kitasan? My Umas feel naked without Professor but maybe I just overvalue it I don't know.
>>2483766For this specific CM style/distance corners are better than PoC so i would go for NTR.
>>2483769>corners are better than PoCHow and or why
>>2483771Professor won't activate more than once and the basic corner skills last longer. Plus professor is more expensive most of the time.
>>2483771Base duration of 2.4s vs 3s and it can't trigger twice like in longer tracks.
https://litter.catbox.moe/knnfid7hg52too3o.jpgEnd Guts Cheer Kingu attempt nr.3, I went with anons advice i.e. 1 speed 3 guts 2 wit and decided to try out training wit instead of resting between races, shop rng was awful and sparks were....weird, Rudolfs 2* long procured but not the 4 mile sparks I had, but overall I think I'm on the right track but since luck wasn't good I can't say for sure, how many end sparks do I need to get D to A anyways?Either way I will take a small break and work on Fuji...or triple crown umas, haven't started any...
>>2483713That's really a far cry from what the other anon said, never making it to group A.
>try to hit 1000+ power/guts/wit>don't get 1000 in any of themThat is just every gutsmaxing run I've ever had. https://litter.catbox.moe/w5jusg.png
>>2483778Guts is a meme. My regular Golshi loses guts duels and then proceeds to win anyway.
>>2483780Is it? I think only winning 1/13 CMs, having played that long is just as worrying
>>2483784Maybe but I am having fun experimenting, besides Cheer Kingus growths are pretty good for gutsmaxxing, good luck with Golshi tho
>>2483765looks good, if that's your main ace i would go for a higher roll on stats and maybe a bit more mid race
>>2483782You aren't that far off in any of them, at least. What cards are you running?
Bake a New Snack
>>2483787>good luck with Golshi thoTo you too First Rate-san!
>>24837922 speed 2 guts 2 wit
>>2483378>missed this parent because I was asleep >it is now at max followsFUCK MY STUPID NIGGER LIFE
First time buildlng for Gemini. I guess you really need that double/triple rainbows on Summer huh? Only single rainbows showed up.https://files.catbox.moe/fu4hyv.png
>>2483785It is but I can't think of an adequate food analogy to make you understand.If the other anon is telling the truth and has played that long, he's never even qualified for the chance to qualify for the chance to win 1/13.
>>2483802Does red shift work on Gemini? Wouldn't you be better off with Ryan and pray for sixth place?
https://files.catbox.moe/0ybhj3.jpgI want to make it work but hitting the double turf inspiration is painful. I wont dedicate myself to it full time, but I will give her a couple runs in between others.>Just reset if you don't get it first inspirationUrara has too much fun running, I don't have it in me to take it away from her.
>it's another Haru gets stuck on blue friendship the entire run episodeI hate this card.
>>2483806Should be usable if you got 5th late. I don't have Ryan parents with mile sparks.
>>2483805Ok ok I see what you are saying. Good analogy, I am still going to be worried about myself
>>2483808based gambler squared
>>2483810I tried running the Haru and Tannhauser cards together for the first time since Unity and I have never had a more horrendous lowroll of a career
>>2483823YEPPERS is the superior welfare wit to Tannhauser, I think. Free PTO too.
>>2483825Would be using her if I had her, and my borrow slot is needed for other shortcomings.
>>2483825welfare guts***
How much stam do you need for Gemini?
That shot of wedding Curren on the couch is making me go feral bros. It'd probably make me pay for a spark if she wasn't basically sprint or nothing.
>>2483830Around 600, maybe a bit less
>>2483831At least she is very good at what she does
>>2483831She was in my most wanted LIST of which I got almost everyone. I hate that I am basically supposed to skip her because I need more cards
https://files.catbox.moe/oc4432.jpg
>>2483838I want Taishin to run at me like that. Just 3* would do.
>>2483838POTENTIAL ATTAINED
>>2483838I just looked at my stable and sighed
>>2483754Sent 3, check your DMs
>see exactly one gold hammer in the entire runGood thing I wasn't trying to make a Gemini ace or I'd be mad.
https://files.catbox.moe/atw053.png
>>2483860God damn I still have 0
>>2483860whore
>>2483860THE CUTEST
>>2483862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc
600 stamina with no sparks is fucking insane to me. Maybe I'm just not lucky enough to get enough race bonus stam or scrolls but I've literally never hit 600+ without sparks.
>>2483865This, no stam at all is closer to 470
>>2483864>I was 14 when this song came outFUCK
>double sleep deprived pre debutCome on I just started a run today
>>2483865TS Climax sparks my friend, take the pill
Nice, this is the new worst completed MANT run I've ever done! Only just barely limped into S+.https://litter.catbox.moe/oj3ilo99on83n5s7.png
>wake up>time for a new snackYup Yup!!! I'll make the new thread. are we doing the stakes here?
>>2483877>Only just barely limped into S+.Oh sweet summer childhttps://files.catbox.moe/yjab6u.jpg
>>2483879Make sure it's a Xoguri OP. It's her last day as reigning queen
This shit sucks fuck anybody that says Gemini is easy to build for
>>2483879Last time we tried to blitzkrieg /v/ it went terribly wrong, so yeah. We'll probably end up doing them here
>>2483860How many suicides were caused by her posting herself in a wedding dress?
>>2483881Lowest roll of all time, did you get super unlucky?
>>2483879>>2483882It's Maruzesnky's birthday.
>>2483888Literally not a single summer rainbow even with using five whistles.
>>2483881>those cards>those statsWow. Did you accidentally leave Maru in the care home for the first year?
>>2483886There is a thread up that is about to be archived with no janny in sight.
Akikawa you bitch stop giving me hints for recovery skills
Fujin really feels like the closest thing to a pace-front hybrid. If she's 2nd on the final straight and you haven't made enough distance, you just lose
>>2483890How do people get this ultra bad luck? Is it account seed?
>>2483897Wish granted, here’s ten hints for vision skills.
So if a trainer and a trainer had an uma child, would that child be in the best or worst position possible?
>>2483897Can I interest you in a worthless debuff?
>>2483906>best case scenarioYour parents support and help you achieve your dreams>worst case scenarioYou have a tiger mom and she will disown you if you don’t become a triple crown champion
>>2483906Ask Mr. Cheese Burger
>>2483906It depends, she might be unfortunate enough to be born a late surger
>>2483906Ask Tachyon
>>2483906Since all umas are born to run, the child will probably become really good at running, but since fate also fucks them over, if the IRL horse had something bad happen or it just wasn't fast enough to win any G1 or even Debut, then it would make things harder, but some umas defy fate and still win or not die during their careers, so it's hard to know.
>>2483918Her Dad's a trainer? All I knew was that her family was famous for racing.
>natural fast learner>no mile Sname a more iconic duo
>>2483928I can count on one hand the amount of MANT runs I've had fast learner
https://files.catbox.moe/y8yws6.jpg
Shoutouts to Fine Motion for being a stupid worthless cunt and not finishing her chain
>>2483933>Training non paceThanks for all the wit, Fine Motion. Wuv you!!>Training a paceRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FOCKIN IRISH CUNT GIVE ME SPEED STAR OR MY RUN IS BRICKED AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>2483932Could be worse, could be Creek
https://files.catbox.moe/ww8tzf.jpgThe guts did not max
You know I'm fine with wit being in the 800-900 range as sacrifices must be made but the worst thing about my gutsmaxing runs is how she's ALWAYS a powerlet since I have to run a speed parent and even with the speed parent I didn't hit max.
>>2483942forgot the litterbox link https://litter.catbox.moe/bxwwdq3vnvbxzvr3.png
>>2483930idk i can count to 30 on one hand that doesn't give much of a hint
https://files.catbox.moe/fcory9.jpgYay? Lowkey kills my boner when my gold bookmark that could hit the 0.0001% Ayabe turns rainbow...
>>2483946Is that the Escape Artist card? Should I borrow that or Firm Course Menace?
>>2483894If you mean the Mkween thread maybe we can keep it alive into Stakes time and see if it survives
How much stamina do we need to safely give our mile lates full throttle?
>>2483948On a front I would 100% prefer EA over FCM (not that FCM is bad), the question is if you can make your stats work.
>>24839521200 and three gold recovs would be safe.
>>2483946WEI
>>2483955Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
It's actually really hard to hit decent stamina without NTR
>>2483928>Mile S and fast learner>Dogshit shops and trainings
>>2483963i get those without S and FL tho
>>2483965Sure, but it hurts even more with mile S
>be moi>the shivers are telling me roll>at the same time they tell me not to use gems>7 tickets leftover>dud dud dud dud dud dud...https://files.catbox.moe/2b10ou.jpgThe shivers are silent now. They tell me to wait. Ayabe. Yaeno. And now Flower. They say more will come in tickets. I roll no more to tonight. Fine will have to wait for me another time in the corner.
>>2483949Thread deleted
>>2483958>>2483955What is the minimum safe amount?
>404I think stakes are going to end up here again
I'm a fraud and I'm finally working again on a pic I had left as a wip months ago.I never forgot, it's just that the outfit was so intrincate that it kinda mindbroke me so I just started drawing other stuff instead.The next time I draw Dia___ after this, she'll be either dressed lewdly or naked as a revenge (it's what she would want anyways)
>>2483983>>2483981I bet he keeps track of when CM's roll around so he can camp the board all day for Uma threads.
Once MANT is over we will sacrifice ten thousand Fukufags to Shiraoki in celebration.
>>2483981But these completely on topic nongacha, non general threads are fine btwhttps://litter.catbox.moe/2r9mvz8xxw6q3vys.jpg
>>2483982300 with 1200 guts 1200 wit is enough
>>2483988Is it the Dia-makura?
>>2483999Yeah, it is. I'm surprised you remember
>>2483988>(it's what she would want anyways)It's what I would want too
>>2484003Vodka.....
>>2483988Godspeed, I'm looking forward to it.
new bread doko
>>2483988I was wondering if it was going to be finished, the few WIPs I saw were good. Can't wait>lewdly or nakedHell yeah
>>2483998Big if true
>>2483995>>2483992It's either that or they keep checking this thread (or the meido tells them) when we are planning or having a thread on /v/ so it gets shut down
>>2484008Stakes is going to be so fucking fast I think we should wait a little longer.
Kitasan giving me only 1 hint of Professor when I have 800 speed really chaps my ass
>>2484015True but it's not like people want to wait 4 hours
>>2483982on a late 500 stam with 400 guts and 1000 wit gives you a 98 spurt 94 survival with bad moodpretty easy to hit
>>2484024With or without full throttle?
>>2483988Oguri?
20% guts growth is sometimes good, only sometimeshttps://litter.catbox.moe/i5brb42njq0y66lx.png
I still don't know whether to play Ends or Fronts this time
>>2484031it's both
>>2484033I can't do both
How did the Teio Tuesday race go?
>>2484031Consider running your favorite umas.
>>2484027without full throttle, however since the stamina drain of full throttle is early on if you increase your guts to 600 it gives you a 90% spurt with bad mood, i'd consider taking atleast 1 white recovery if you're running it
>>2484038My fave is Pace so it's either Front mutation or the bench
>>2484031I can only borrow one of CB or Bamboo Memory and my ends have gotten eaten alive in the few test rooms I did.Might fuck around and try to front mutate.
>>2484041nigger
>>2484037Its a thing?
>>2484043i wouldn't even attempt to try ends without both cards
I think this is the deck. It sucks not being able to borrow NTR but power was much better with Ayabe. Just need to be a little luckier and Guts would have been closer to 1100-1200.https://litter.catbox.moe/uxv6eadvdrbv7uuo.png
>>2484047It should be...>>2484040Maybe radiant star will be enough
>>2484051This is the exact deck I've been using. It works really well and I'm just waiting on a highroll at this point.
>>2484044????
>>2484043>>2484049Are both Golds really that important? Fucking hell what a shitshow of a CM already
>>2484057NTA but I'll be honest this whole interaction was hilarious...Should we bake?
>>2484051>Capped speed with 1 card on a 0% growth umaGot any speed sparks in there?
Been running Air Groove to make a mile parents and I have to admit, her wearing bloomers, showing off her thighs and her ass when she win is getting to me
I VILL NEVER BENCH MY PACEQUEENIn fact, maybe I will run TWO paces this CM!
>>2484064Pasa is 8* speed and the Flower is 9* power.Affinity is pretty bad I don't think I've seen a gold inspiration yet.
https://files.catbox.moe/ntf1pa.mp4
>>2484052Be the change you want to see in the world
>>2484066I'm running 3 pace this CM. Get on my level.
>>2484070Hosting a race is hard work
the mcqueen thread got deleted?
>>2484071I thought about it but I do really want to run Kita again. I just can't decide who my third will be. Don't know if I want to just use Maya for another CM or take Spe off the bench or use someone new like Flower or Teio.
>>2484077Is Kita good on CM14? Contrary to the general thread feeling, I liked training her and she almost got me plat(lost by a head)
>>2484075You gotta do what youve gotta do manhttps://litter.catbox.moe/edytyb928o8uc487.png
>>2484061yes it's that strong i would compare it to not running spurt on the original gemini, you can only win if there are no other ends, they fail to proc one of them or they aren't running them either, hell even between ends Taishin still has a big gap in power compared to the restfunny thing is that if bamboo didn't exist the CM would be balanced between ends/lates/paces with maybe fronts being somewhat favored but her golden skill threw off the entire power ranking
There is still 4 hours until CM just bake now, we'll probably use 2 threads anyways
Am I reading this right? She gives you a skill hint every turn?https://files.catbox.moe/m6gbxb.png
Me want bread
>>2484083It's too late now, maybe next week...
>>2484091Increasing by 100% is the same as doubling
>>2484091I always understood this as "whenever "!" appears, the chance of getting a hint instead of stats is X%" and not that every turn will be a "!" turn
>>2484065She looks super good in those bloomers, she's underated for sure
>Come 2nd in Hopeful Stakes>Accidentally hit continue instead of retryIt's over
>>2484080Her ult will just be a mid-race speed boost I think, so no accel, but I'll still use her.
>>2484086I'm starting to regret waiting to pull on CB until the Creek rerun
>>2484091Nope. There is a base hint frequency that is the same for every card, and the "Hint Frequency" stat increases that. So 100 HF gives that card double the chance to give a hint on any given turn compared to a card with 0 HF.
>>2484061>>2484086This is why my strategy is to run 1 pace 2 end debuffers in an attempt to fuck the real ends positioning by pushing them up more. I don't know if it'll actually work that well but on Hakuraku it looked like some people were having success with it.
>>2484105I thought 'opeful stakes only contributed to december dominator epithet and thats it
>>2484100>>2484111Oh, I see. Looks really strong anyway. Thanks
>>2484091hint calculation is 7.5%*(1+bonus pct%)so with 100% frequency increase it's a 15% chance that it gives a hint everytime it shows up
>>2484110i don't really use EC but if i knew how important CB would be for this CM i would have rolled on her banner
>>2484117The chances are really that low? I feel like ive gotten hints way more times than i got stats
Just run late surger instead of EC?
>>2484121She's got a rerun with Super Creek in a few months, and will remain good for a while. If you plan on running any end closers, not a bad banner to roll on
>>2484125lol
>>2484117Interesting. I heard one of the biggest RNG issues in JP is trying to get as many white skills from your cards as possible because you get a fuck ton of skill points, so a card that gives hints every turn didn't sound too far fetched
https://litter.catbox.moe/fyrcfs.jpg
>>2484101Hint frequency "increases the frequency at which hint events occur."Gettings the stat + friendship increase is the same hint event as getting a skill hint + friendship. They're both "A Hint for Growth."
>>2484122hint frequency is when the ! shows up, iirc you get the same chances of rolling on any possible hint and stats so if a card has 6 possible hints there's a 1/7 chance that you roll stats instead
>>2484125you literally have no guaranteed accels on lateyou have to take like 5 gold accels that are all RNG and pray 2-3 of them hit while having no mid race skills because you spent everything on accels
>>2484125Late surger don't have a daring strike equivalentThey're stuck gambling on OYL and Furious Feat. Fast and Furious is a good mid-race from the Natie freebie but as a class they're kind of just mogged by end closers right now. Also no spurt equivalent so triple screwed. On a race where Dober's inherit isn't in play? Nopers
>>2484133Seems to me like the meta is defined by who gets the good stuff early. Ends went from okay to meta with just one card.
>>2484133>Late surger don't have a daring strike equivalentActually they just got one and it's velocity boost is stronger than Daring Strike, it's just on a card you'd never use (Dictus) and it doesn't last as long (2.4 seconds vs 4 seconds).
I'm going to bake, I am sorry but there is still 4h left and we will definitely use multiple threads (or try on /v/). Will use Maruzensky in the OP
>>2484136Evolved skills should shake things up quite a bit. New cards always mix things up yeah, and everyone is going to be getting new cards for the rest of the year...late barely, nothing really worth rolling on, so they're gonna have to wait. End closers just got a great card, Fronts will have Maruzensky soon, Pace get Tachyon. Late just feels like the odd one out this season
>>2484141>Will use Maruzensky in the OPShe will be queen again, so it's fair
>>2484141why are you so desperate for a new threadnobody was like this when we were on /v/, people just learned to take breaks for a few hours lol, just chill
>>2484126i wasn't planning on running end closers and none of the umas im interested in are end closers, i don't even have VBourbon so i'll just throw a team of fronts i like and hope i don't get thrown out of group A
>>2484141Weak minded trainer
>>2484146You will have to mutate your favorites into fronts or ends unfortunately.
>>2484145It's been a while without images I think people took their break already>>2484148What if Ameribros want to post?
>>2484146So just run a front team? They're still incredibly strong and have the clear advantage over an end team imo, when built right that is.
>>2484153I'm posting right now. We can use catbox if we desperately need images.Why are you in a rush? Just chill. I don't really care what you do either way but nobody behaved like this when we were on /v/, just saying.
>>2484145nta but i don't care, i don't need a new thread and don't really see the need for a new one but whatever as long as it doesn't turn into a race to bake like the other board it's fine
>>2484156Ok fine whatever
https://files.catbox.moe/xyakts.png1 WEEK
no bread for the wicked
>>2484164Fuck you, hand your stars over https://litter.catbox.moe/jt1m24pvtzwn7g7a.png
>>2484164>>2484174>OperaletsInteresting
>>2484145It's been a few hours without images tbhdesu. Steak thread will be quick so we'll likely use 2
I hope all the litterbox links aren't 1h live, I really hate that
i am basespelet
>>2484180If you wanna bake, then bake. I was merely just asking a question. Like I don't wanna turn it into a whole thing but I just don't really get the whole desperation thing. Like why not just do something else for three more hours or just not worry about images for three more hours?But dont let me dissuade you. That's just my confusion. You guys do whatever you want to do, I don't really bake threads so be my guest, it's not gonna be a problem whether you do or dont. Don't have to cater to this oji-san
>>2484164SINCE YOU LOOKED AT MECOCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY
>>2484178I'm personally also going for Opera, simply because she's the only uma in the daily legend race pool who I didn't already have unlockedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wm8xp3ty1nevouwh.jpg
>>2484199Boomer ass reference
>>2484202Boomer threadBoomer siteall zumas will be brainwashed into NU-boomers
>>2484202Chickity China, the Chinese chickenYou have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
>no pre-finals jiggiehttps://litter.catbox.moe/qsn9t7a3q14w9gzk.png
>no pre-finals jong
>>2484208>Danchou is actually doing a career for onceThe end times are nigh...
>>2484202Heliosbro btw
>>2484213Helios PR has sunken so catastrophically low that I realized she's not >for me
>>2484215What do you mean what did I miss who killed Helios
>>2484217she killed my erection with her horrible zoomer slang
>>2484206Nyooooo...
>>2484217Helios has had God awful PR since the scatjeet appeared
>>2484219https://litter.catbox.moe/tmy6nheem756kod5.png
>>2484224Yeah...it's not getting up againYou should probably leave
>>2484219>Rudolf kills boners with dad jokes>Helios kills boners with zoomer slangWhat’s the right age for a girl to act in order to not kill boners?
>>2484224full pic NOW
>>2484206Numers?
>>2484230Haru's age
>>2484220Reminder that in JP the average age of those interested in Uma hovers closer to 40 than 30 (according to one annual poll not directly related to Uma)This is a boomer franchise, which is also why we hate newmas here
>>2484232Also known as Newmas
>>2484233>spestare.png
Guys I have a question, if I moved my old in-game pictures to the new Steam Folder it created will it detect them or will it not? I am worried about messing with the files but I want to have access to those pics I took
>>2484235>be zuma>like numasHuh, so thats why...
Maruzensky better be the next OP
>>2484000I just noticed you hadn't given an update on it in a while. I'm glad you didn't give up on it!
>>2484233>Urara kills boners by being a literal retardIt's like a special needs child. It's just wrong, some trainers just aint right
>>2484211Pre-finals JongyMajsoul Friends Room 23204(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23204for real today
>>2484239I took an in-game screenshot and then I realized I have no idea how to even access it as the game doesn't just let you save it lol. Where in the steam files is it exactly?
>>2484224The hawk tuah panel is so fucking funny
>>24842443/4
>>2484249On winshit it'sC:\Users\YOURUSERNAMEHERE\AppData\LocalLow\Cygames\Umamusume\screenimage
>>2484249>>2484257Will it let me transfer my old ones in there or will it just not detect it?
>>24841811h or 3 days, our archives are looking like a dead forum right now
>>2484257will it show ingame if you put something else there
I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...https://litter.catbox.moe/2k7jatc3mql7vxm9.png
>>2484269>lowercase t's for young trainersClever
that first hand already FUCKED ME UIP
Sex with Helios wouldn't be that bad, just wear some earplugs so you can't make out her slang as well
>>2484276Alternative, just fuck her so hard that she can't even think or talk anymore
>>2484276>>2484280Just gag her
>>2484280A ball gag would work too
>>2484280My stamina is too weak, the reverse would happen: she'd suck me dry, then indoctrinate me with zuma slang
>>24842801: She's an uma2: She already doesn't think
This shit is slow as hellhttps://files.catbox.moe/no16hq.png
>>2484289It's incredibly slow on my computer and I have good internet.It loads so much faster on my phone for whatever reason.
>>2484289Have you checked your network conditions?
>>2484249Steam saves its own screenshots on Steam/userdata/[steam id]/760/remote/3224770/screenshots(3224770 is umamusume on steam)I don't know if steam will auto detect the screenshots if you move all of the files and the thumbnails folder to the new directory
>>2484282>>2484283This, I love these things, and most women do toohttps://files.catbox.moe/eyeup4.png
Helios PR skyrocketing in real time...!
>>2484292They should be fine, I don't have anything else running atm and everything on Steam worked fine
>>2484231There's an uma thread on /h/, it's in there
>used all 5 clocks to win Hanshin J.F>speed is dogshit so lose the Oka Sho>don't want to waste the TP and clocks I've already spentThe fuck are you supposed to do if you can't pump speed up before debut?
>one run I hit 1100 guts but barely reach 900 wit>next run I hit 1100 wit but only get 900 guts
>>2484303buy skills or gluenow you run 50 races and turn this into a parent
>>2484296Not him but I was referring to the pics you take in-game that you can use for the trainer card for example, will dumping my old ones in that new folder make them appear?
>>2484309I had already bought Focus and Early Leadthis is already a parent run anyway, but I still need stamina to get high enough to spark
2 hours and a half to go, recommend me a short movie to watch in the meantime?
All I can think of is Helios and Palmer in bondage gear now. Finals can't be here soon enough.
>>2484313Children of Men is a fantastic movie
>>2484314Isn't Palmer described as a masochist in game?
>>248431312 Angry Men, which will more or less be what the thread looks like after the finals
>>2484312should've bought a&s instead
>>2484313army of shadows is under two hours
>>2484313Airplane!
mile rooms?
>>2484313Chungking express
>>2484316That's a conversation between Palmer and Helios yeah, and Palmer admitting she is.
>>2484314Umas are begging to be put in a rope dress
>>2484318I'm a Seiunlet, and the Seiun I borrow has the wrong affinity sparks for the parent I want
>ball gag>Not a horse gagWhat are you neighgas doing?
>>2484310Oh ok. Yeah, those images are on the AppData folder that >>2484257 mentioned.I have no idea if putting them back would work.
>>2484322Im down
>>2484328that's called bridle
>>2484330The picture of Team Spica in horse bondage traumatized too many
>>2484333Fuck, I wanted to know before I mess with the files and Cygames strikes me down or something, do you think it's at least safe?
>>2484333 >>2484339Give me two hours and I'll test it for you.
>>2484336They can still talk with that probably, it fails to do one of the 2 purposes of a ballgag
>>2484342THANK YOU!
>>2484325Shibari + ball gag Palmer...
>>2484334668725701600m Tokyo turf great mood
>>2484338what
yep yep that was definitely a game!gg jongerslooked like a very fast hand at the start and i wouldve gladly slammed the shittiest hand of all time if only to prolong the game, but literally nothing came!
>>2484339I mean, you could see if the images are downloaded automatically. There's a limit to how many screenshots you can take, right. That probably means that the images are tied to your account.
>>2484352good game nyaggers
>>2484352GGI was banking on the dealer being in tenpai that last hand to continue but he was the only one not.
>This many bondagefags in /v/maHuh you learn new things every day
>>2484360I've been gone for an hour what did I miss.
>>2484350https://litter.catbox.moe/11zqfcw7aj1cfjyr.jpgPEAK SOVL BNW team wins!67797899
>>2484313If anyone can tolerate artsy films I heavily recommend the french film "beau travail" it's about excellence, jealousy and rivalry acting as repression. It hits hard because it's all about disciplined men destroying themselves psychologically in pursuit of glory.
>>2484364People are wanting to tie Palmer up and gag her
>>2484360I'm mostly a tourist to the fetish, someone draws Parsee Mizuhashi in it really hot and it activated some almonds.Also you should assume the majority of trainers ready and waiting to go into their favorite offtopics if it gets brought up
>>2484367Who isn't
>>2484367Well it's because she offered
>>2484353Yeah but I 100% know that I am below the limit, and my phone login didn't have the same pictures as on Steam, so I just want to know if transfering my old ones would cause problems
Palmer? I barely know 'er!
>>2484365UG Fuku is peak soul are you actually bringing her to the CM?
>>2484371>Palmer eager for bondage and gag play and trying to convince a VERY unsure Helios who's starting to worry that she can't move or talkImagine. Picture it.
>>2484374I will have to retrain with more speed I think, and getting pumped would be great too
>>2484376This is peak fiction
>>2484313Umamusume Pretty Derby Road to the Top
>>2484367Same but with Windy
>>2484376DRAWGOOOODS, LISTEN TO THIS PROPHET
I'm glad to be among this many like-minded individuals, I know we are all going to love the fuck out of Durandal
>>24843656/9 don't miss out... join mile rooms for better finals luck!
>Decide to make Golshi for "Welcome to the NHK Mile" >think I will be clever and job Hopeful Stakes by running heras a front which has G>She wins by 7 lengths Okay this might be harder than I thought, hmmm
>>2484313SHIN GODZILLA
>>2484376>traumatizing the zoomerhelios is too pure for this
I like Palmer a normal amount but I'm not quite sure if she breaches my top 15 umas
>>2484407Young zoomers have a real fucked up understanding what sex is. Light bindage play is leagues better what some of dom
>>2484376Slightly offtopic, but after /v/ma recommended me the AC7 dlcs, i cant read the word "Imagine" in any other way
>>2484407>Traumatizing*InfluencingYou need a perspective change.
>>2484416Rather **corrupting
>>2484411Aren't young zoomers like a completely sexless generation
>2 hours till finals resultSHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>2484365https://litter.catbox.moe/chl3dmbvvz1q0dup.jpgIncredible race!51149090
>>2484420Completely? No, they just have a higher average of not having sex compared to earlier generations, and the ones that do have sex get most of their ideas of what it's like through porn.
>>2484302I did not know such a thing existed. Looks like I know what I'm doing after the Stakes.
>>2484420I've been on Instagram and lately zoomers have made a meme out of a guy eating his own diarrhea
>>2484420Im 21 and a massive gooner. A lot of younger zumas i talk to are complete opposite, though
>>2484430I would say what is wrong with zoomers but then I remember two girls one cup, the jar dude and....yeah
>>2484433wanna erp?
shouldn't you all be working? your lunch break is over
>>24844226/9 very scary Taishin joined... please help
>>2484433You are a huge Arsenal fan? at that age? Who's your favorite player?
Wish me luck in timing a "coffee" break for the stakes. It's usually what, 20-30 minutes after finals?
>>2484445More or less. Good luck sneaking off rhe clock.
>>2484445Host likes to do it 20 mins after finals yeppers
>>2484441SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>2484438I do not post on /uma/ sorry.
>>2484452two...
>>2484422https://litter.catbox.moe/ly60xqcmchn9yyuq.jpgLucky pace Pasa barely wins holy... how many people are running BNW this time?Last one for now 97376354
>>2484441Dude, its 10PM who the hell is working now?me, on a nightshift ;_;
>>2484452do you post on /gst/
>>2484433I can confirm this, I'm a 2008 bab and most of the people i talk to have this weird super puritan way of looking at sexuality which I find crazy
>bondagepersonally I'd rather have grass step on my dick
>>2484461>I'd rather have grass step on my dickSame
>>2484421I-I can't!
>>2484460>2008 fags are old enough to post here nowWhat the fuck
>>2484460>I’ve been on this website longer than some of the people I post with have been aliveI want to cry.
>>2484414Picture it! Salvation!https://litter.catbox.moe/6f5idsmh59agmlrs.jpg
I'm starting to get nervous...
>>2484460I've been browsing this website longer than you've been alive.
>>2484474Your umas are out there fighting for their life right now. Say something nice about them
>>2484421https://files.catbox.moe/iynxf8.png
>>2484478I will pet all of them when they get back.
My trainees are planing to kill me for failing them, I just know it
>king desided to randomly overtake lates to 5th during pos keep just to fuck up her ult
>>2484421I have no IMAGES
>>2484474I was just savoring this feeling. CMs still give me that sense of restless anticipation, makes me feel like a young lad playing sports again
>>2484457https://litter.catbox.moe/hf8brczgpjxyor18.jpgWhat a finish! Thanks for joining everybody! Best of luck in finals!
>>2484485Same here winning my first plat against the odds was exhilarating
i cant wait for my fronts to not take the lead because they arent smart enoughwhich is totally what makes you able to take the lead
Gentlemen's agreement to bring a suzuka to prevent a clanker reign?
>>2484489>he is unaware
>>2484489RetardGOD...
>>2484460If oldfags call 2008fags übernewfags this guy is a newfag to life itself
>>2484489I won't even have a Suzuka for two more weeks.
>>2484489I might bring a Palmer to help Bourbon winhttps://files.catbox.moe/vp3b6w.png
>>2484489how can you play 4 Rounds of this CM and not realise Suzuka helps Fronts
>>2484474>>2484478I just know they've lost, I hope I at least made some sweaty tryhard seethe at my debuffs
If I lose it didn't count because it was my ghost
>>2484421https://litter.catbox.moe/pi06xx5d5x0w2vyu.png
>>2484429Most people forget 4chan doesn't care about mandates and shit on the right board
>>2484484And I must MCSCREAM
>>2484502My ghost? Fraud, bum, finishedMe? Peerless, skilled, champion
>>2484489Are you retarded or something? If anybody brings a Runaway to the stakes it's over, a front is going to win 100% and it will in all likelihood be Bourbon.
>>2484502>ghost posting
>>2484502>t.Cafe
My only Ace is Gold Ship so I don't think I wanna bring it, on the other hand I haven't joined a room in months and I was unable to enter the last stakes
>>2484514Bring a Neicha debuffer for the lulz
With her approval rating at an all time low, an economy in the gutter, billions of trainers and fans dead and an inevitable coup soon. Oguri did one last act of defiance.....she ate all the bread and images....
>>2484513she wouldn't say that
You know what we've never seen but could be hype as fuck and it's totally possible? Anon face off during finals.
Where the fuck did that Anon find that Cafe Daki? I can't find it anywhere.
>>2484516...And /v/ma will vote for her again ANYWAY two CMs from now, truly a battered housewife state.
>>2484515I don't have one, they are all hesitant Dominators, actually if I do that I might get blacklisted and doxxed and shat on from future stakes. Maybe I just sit this one out ;__;
>>2484521>I don't have one, they are all hesitant DominatorsBRING ONE PLEASE
I miss the Ai-chan dacchi, he was my second favorite after the Groovebro
>>2484524But Ai-Poster is here (I think)
Oh. I found a No Reason drawfag. I'm tempted to propagandize for No Reason.https://files.catbox.moe/s2bjlt.jpg
>>2484521No one has ever been blacklisted for the stakes or shat on (well, except one poor SEA anon who was an OG but some people didn't know it, it was a whole thing) you'll be okay. Everyone is welcome so long as they are strong
>>2484527>I'm tempted to propagandize for No Reason.Reason?
>>2484527But there's no reason to do that she's taking years to come to global
>>2484527Why? There's no reason to do that
>>2484527Even after telling me who it is, I don't recognize her.And her release is too many years away for me to care.This is futile.
>>2484527I'll think about it. She IS cute.
>>2484531Really, for No Reason. https://files.catbox.moe/s1mj6r.jpg>>2484535I don't see No Reason not to.
Theres no reason for these jokes
>>2484542No reason at all?
>>2484540This is really cute. Artist source?
ENOUGHMcQueen_scream.png
>>2484545No resson
>>2484540What is her personality?
>>2484547>McQueen_donut.png
>>2484547It's never enoughMcQueen_scream_doughnut.png
But Who's on first
Rudolf stop shit posting and get back to doing nothing
>>2484550>>2484551Mr. Brosnan, please
AW MAN
>>2484542You don't need No Reason to make jokes anon. >>2484546https://x.com/kemomofuri/media https://files.catbox.moe/n6uvjg.jpg
Is there a reason cygames hasn't remade old careers yet? Its so weird having stuff like creek's career completely lacking inari one.
>>2484561Lazy
>>2484529>poor SEA anon who was an OGIs he still around or did he get driven away?
>>2484561No reason
>>2484561Probably too much work for not really any payoff (for them)
>>2484565Nah he's still around, even made it to the bunker. Good lad.
ARSENAL IS LOOKING GOOD
NOOOOOO ARSELEL WON THE EPLNOOOOOOO GOONERS WONFUCKFUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2484570>>2484573Arsenal? Like the football team? Did I miss something, since when was this a football thread
>>2484561Resource allocation, why remake old careers when they can make new careers with whatever production values you think the old ones are lacking. Plus there's always the risk of upsetting fans who liked X or Y thing about a career and they end up changing that, even if the thing in question might not make sense, like maybe they just like the way Creek's career flows currently where its whole focus is on the dynamic between her and her trainer and introducing a new character with new scenes could take away from that. No point.
REEEEEED ARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMYYYYYYYYY
>>2484573brb gonna beat up my wife
I don't fucking care about gay ass soccer
We ready to admit saka better than 2008 Ronaldo?
>>2484577/sp/artans are some of the biggest ethnic groups in the absolute state of /vm/a
>>2484583Shut the fuck up
Gabriel clears maldini now btw, stay mad football is SAVED
Air Shakur would probably shitpost about this.
>unironic soccerfagsEW
>Farteta needed 50 years and billions of dollars to win 1 against the bald fraudOHNONONONONONO
I'm seething
Worst league winners in the last 22 years what a fucking disaster
just make a new thread so people shut the fuck up about soccer
>>2484583He did absolutely nothing this season
Nobody cares about your shit "sport".
Small jig, no gimmicks.https://jiggie.fun/PsuIOx
Man Shitty has had this for ages, time for a change. North London is gonna be fun
>Off topic, thing i like:D>Off topic, thing i don't likeD:
Fuck off back to /sp/ retards
For me? It's Tennis, the best sport to play. Sucks to watch though
>>2484561Rationally speaking, a lot of careers could probably use touch-ups to add in any of an uma's notable rivals/friends/relatives/other contemporaries who hadn't been added at that pointSubjectively speaking, I hope they never update Kita's career because I think her getting mogged into oblivion by a mob uma is really fucking funny
Fullyhairedfraud is so much worse than baldfraud
Umamusume beach volleyballThat is all
>>2484610Footie is got the community, its fun to be a bit tribal sometimes. Rugby is decent sometimes, boxing could be good but too much BS.
>>2484615I'm surprised there's no Uma rhythm game
Premier league is a farmers league anyway
>>2484616Boxing has been trash for like 30 years
Fine's smug "fuu fuu fuu" laugh on the event wheel is so fucking cute
Less than 1 bong remains...
>>2484615I have some choice references from the recent Olympics for this very purpose someday
I can't even imagine what the Eternal Arsenal Thread looks like right now, or how many phonecalls DSL must be getting. Fuck it I'm going to /sp/
>>2484622Yeah, shame a lot of other combat sport is crap aswell, used to like watch classic muay thai sometimes
i'd rather watch handegg or ice puck desu
Arteta is officially bigger than Sir Alexander Ferguson now
>>2484632I've been enjoying luckswing lately myself
>>2484629They're gonna drag it for the next 20 years bro this will be miserable
>>2484632It's called icefight
>>2484633Shut the fuck up and prepare your ass for PSG
Declan rice would genuinely lead prime madrid better than what prime casemiro would
BEHEAD ALL BONGS ARSENAL NIGGERS ARE THE WORST
what a shit thread
Genuinely what is the appeal of divegrass
>>2484636Not as miserable as gooners make themselves, pity millwall did not get into the premier league, that would have made London interesting.
>>2484615I'd would watch that over races honestly.https://files.catbox.moe/802ypu.jpg
>>2484644CAM ON LADSSCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS
>>2484643I'm mostly lurking. I know 0 about sports so I find most of this talk amusing. Although I'd rather talk about uma there's just not much to do until it starts and we ENTER
>>2484643>1620 posts of good discussion and fun>50 posts about arsenal>UHHHH THREAD RUINEDCome on lad, cheer up. Footy is kino
>>2484636You are right but tbf DSL getting fucked is always a treat. I don't even know if he's still around
Gold ship is an arsenal fan btw
>>2484642Il pourrait y avoir des Britanniques parmi nous. Ils sont peut-être en train de parler anglais en ce moment même.
Well I am happy anons are having fun if nothing else
>>2484651>divegrass>kino
SAKA IS BETTER THAN MESSIGABRIEL AND SALIBA ARE THE BEST DEFENDERS OF ALL TIMEMARTINELLI IS THE BEST BRAZILIAN PLAYER EVERRICE IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER OF ALL TIMERAYA CLEARS YASHINGYOKERES IS BETTER THAN HAALAND AND RONALDOCALAFIORI IS BETTER THAN ASHLEY COLELETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
I hate seeing /v/ma anons having fun
>>2484661>RICE IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER OF ALL TIMERice shower plays soccer?
>>2484607This but unironically. Fuck soccer.
>>2484663That's because she's EVIL
>>2484661>AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME VAR OR I RETIRE
I cannot take the inevitable heartbreak that is coming in 45 minutes
>>2484663THE VILLIANshe'd be in Atlético Madrid
>>2484662This. You should all suffer losing in CM instead.Rice_losers.png
Explain to me in /v/ma terms what arsenal winning is.
>>2484674Imagine if there was a club tournament and /v/mapyoi won it. That's kinda what it's like
>>2484674Meisho Doto finally beating TM Opera
0 UCL btw :^)
>>2484676Who is TM Opera then
>say that im a gooner>half an hour later Arsenal winsYou all can thank me later btw
>>2484676This is a terrible analogy because nobody hates Doto>>2484674It's as if Rice Shower won the Derby except the runner up is also almost as disliked and doping
I need montjeu on the PSG team right fucking now stunting on these whores
>>2484679Manchester City
Does this mean "it's coming home" or whatever the Brits say.
Okay we already asked the question once, so we'll ask it againWho would win in a socca match>An expertly trained human team playing at the highest level of competition for consecutive years>Any 11 umas enrolled at Tracen AcademyBonus question: How many ambulances would be necessary by the end of the match
This game is sorely lacking in frontrunning mares.
>>2484684Nah, thats on the 30th Champions league and the world cup
>>2484685Umas can't dribble and are retarded
>>2484684That's for the world cup
>>2484687Don't worry, pic related is coming soonish.
>>2484690Umas CAN dribble, they have to in the sports trainings in the UAF scenario
Thomas, I'm a bit concerned about Man Citys pointsWilliam, we're in SpursSplendid
>>2484693It's not enough for my all-mare triple front team
HARO HAROINES FUJIN NANO
>>2484685An uma would literally rupture the soccer ball by passing the ball. I think the umas could win if the team was exclusively long runners.
>>2484698>Curren >DaiwaWho else
>>2484702Curren is a pacer
>>2484702Well it's just Scarlet right now and possibly pic related in the future. That's the problem.
>>2484704Wedding Curren is very much a frontrunner
>>2484708Oh wtf? They changed her aptitudes?
>he pulled for the whore in a wedding dress
>>2484710Finemo is not a whore
>>2484685Umas run at like 40 mph, you literally could not pass the ball without it being intercepted.
The diversity of interests in this thread never ceases to amaze me, it will always puzzle me that /sp/fags are a major ethnic group of here, horse titty idol game thread
>>2484710I don't think people are pulling on the Haru card banner
>>2484708I'm looking at her unique, her other inherent skills, her aptitudes, and I'm just not seeing vision.
>>2484709She has a B but the ult works much much better if Front. It was basically made for the style.
IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL YOU RETARDED BURGER NIGGERS YOU CAN START CALLING IT *OCCER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY WIN SOMETHING!
>>2484723We don't give a fuck about soccer and never will.
>>2484705You'll be waiting for a long time then. Next somewhat dedicated frontrunning mare is Verxina, who comes out around summer 2028 for global.
THIRTY MINUTES
Arsenal league title and tottenham relegation might be the worst season ever.
>watching any form of goyball
>>2484723We called it soccer because you guys did first though.
>>2484723>He plays ASS
THIRTY MINUTES SO I WILL FINISH BY SAYING ONE FINAL THINGI don't think prime barca would score vs gabriel saliba and Raya tbhdesu.
>>2484728Its sad there will be no North London Dahby next time, thats gonna be lame
>D mile G mediumEnjoy your brick in a black dress. I'll be vacationing in Ireland
>>2484723oh sweaty, did you forget the women's world cup?
can we just get new bread already
>>2484729t. was picked last every time in school sports
>>2484740S O O N
>>2484728>tottenham relegationThis is fucking hilarious dude what?
>>2484742I didn't ask for your backstory.
I really respect American traditions and events when they happen in a thread, I thought they would at least be respectful too :((
>>2484748it's in our blood to hate yurop and hate soccer
>>2484748Just bantz mate
>>2484751>it's in our blood to hate yuropassuming you are not a third world invader you literally share the same blood as us
>>2484748Just a little bit of trolling and your paid for rigged sport lol, im happy the arsenal fans are happy or whatever. I dont know shit
>>2484751You guys forced in on yourself with the world cup this year so have fun with that.
>>2484748I'll never forget the /v/ thread going completely dead as the Americans fell into Thanksgiving food comas, that was very funny
>Eternal /v/ma thread
>>2484748Shouldn't have shit talked Arby's
The only good thing to come out of football is the >implying cup.
>>2484758I shan't be watching and I saw a news story of our team being little bitches that there were more Mexican fans than USA fans in one of their latest scrimmages or whatever. I hope it's like that for every game they play.
2000 or fold
>>2484748I hope the Americans continue to shit on football. What a fucking joke of a sport.
That's what we get for eating fresh vegetables. Burgers will never forgive us for this.
>>2484758Can't wait to meet our American brothers on the World Cup as I walk through endless parking lots and highways while getting shot by local negro gangs>>2484756You don't want Gooners to be happy bro, trust me
>>2484710Fine Motion is pure and loyal
Someone post the Narita Taishin general copypasta
20 MINUTES I'M FUCKING SHAKING OUT OF NERVOUSNESS
>image limit reached>Literally everyone starts posting Machan.Complete cultural victory
>>2484765Always fold when someone declares riichi. Never gamble.
>>2484768Whats so bad about arsenal? Please enlighten us but do it quickly 20 minutes
>Be me, jobless>Yesterday got a call for an interview>Today I was feeling tense all morning, don't know why, it isn't the first time I got one in the last month and usually I have no problem with them>After the interview I still feel restless>I realize I'm like this because of the finals, even when I've alreday accepted the 3rd placeWhew, CMs are serious business according to my nervous system
>>2484764eh still not as much of a farce as the Qatar world cup, the desert ghetto should have been the last place to put it.
>>2484772Go take a piss
>>2484771No, it should only be posted when appropriate. Wait for the Gemini Stakes.
If I wait until shitter hours to watch my finals results, then I'll be more likely to win
>>2484748I'm European and I think football is a bottom-tier sport and its fans are trashy savages.
>>2484745NEIGHA ITS OVER TOTTENHAM IS 100% GETTING RELEGATED(In /v/ma terms: being deported to open league group b)
>>2484771https://files.catbox.moe/z1jvry.png
>>2484781It doesn't matter, anon, you already have your rivals chosen for you
>finished building a working team for cm14>in just 2 days>making parents took longer>making debuffers for cm13 took longerok, what next
>>2484776Good luck on your interview!
Bake 5 minutes before? Everyone agree?
>>2484787How long will making Gemini parents take me?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARUZENSKY
>>2484787Now you start running at least 200 public rooms and replacing the weak link
>>2484787I'm still chasing guts highrolls.
Etoo....small emergency lads /v/ stakes host hasn't logged in for 2 days
>>2484790Just do it now
>>2484796Maru OP?
>>2484795Mantbroken.......
Who /HOPE/ here?
>>2484775Bunch of jobbers that have bottled so many titles in the past decade and a terrible unlikable fanbase that thinks they are hotshit despite winning (until now) less trophies than the meme club that wins no trophies.
>>2484795ITS OVER
>>2484795It's umover...
>>2484795where were you when der/v/ abandoned us at our greatest time of need?
>>2484795ITS DOBER
>>2484795Fuck, really? my Danchou is MIA?
>>2484793in our team of 4 i am the weak link...>>2484791it took me like 10 runs to get usable ones since i decided to eat shit with 1 blue 2 pink good whites
>>2484795der/v/ bros can we get a status report?
>>2484795I hope he's okay because he posted here 2 days ago!
>>2484788Thanks, I actually got a call just as I was writting a response where they told me I got selected to be a wagie at kfc lmao but I'll take what i can at this point
DER/VIM/, EXPLAIN.
>>2484814Fujin...
>>2484812Umassad agents got him.
Well, at least /v/mapyoi danchou is always co-host....
>>2484811It's looking real lads. I can make the room instead, just let me eat first.
>>2484811He's dead. Three bullets to head last Thursday.
PANIC NOW
>>2484795https://litter.catbox.moe/mlrv6d.jpg
der/v/bros... what went wrong?
>>2484820What a tragic suicide. I wish i saw the signs...>t. Beemapyoi
>>2484814Congrats Ines!
>Arsenal just won the premier league>stakes coming up which means oguri (worst queen ever) will finally go awayit's a great day lads
>Oguri approval ratings at an all time low>Danchou gone missing>Oguri hasn't left the royal palace of made a public comment yet>Rumors say she's eatingI'M NOOOOOOOOOOTICINGPANIC
I might cry if I lose this time
>>2484814Better to something to put on your CV even if its shit, having a long period of unemployment really tanks your CV.
>>2484811It's true. He hasn't posted his daily reset sticker. I was crying all day long.
>>2484828DEEPEST LORE
>>2484814It's a shit market out there. Congrats with getting a job.
>>2484829don't worry i'll lose for you
Reminder that Oguri got LITERALLY NO OC made for her reign. The people hate her
>>2484828BLATANT AUTHORITARIAN POWER GRAP!!!! OGURI MUST FALL!!!!
>>2484829You never lose. It's only your ghost that jobs.
>>2484835She did though and the constant shitposting about her was actually really fucking funny
What did you look for in grandpa sparks? Did you grab 3* TS Climax or something like that?
>>2484842Yeppers
>>2484795I'm here, I'd just rather spend my time drawing or playing something else than in this kusogeI'll still danchou and all, can't leave my club down, but don't expect me to be as active as in the URA days
>>2484828OGURI ATE OUR DANCHOU
pls bake
>>2484835I drew blobguri eating a torena...
idk lads I'm getting kinda sick of this bi-monthly humiliation ritual
>>2484842I just sort by common whites and pick the one with the most white skills.
Baking right now lads, it's gonna be maru OP since oguri is still incumbent
>>2484842High amounts of white for the style that I'm getting,
>>2484848Stop caring, its that simple
>>2484828>this picture alongside a der/v/ rigging post was made two days agoBROS???https://files.catbox.moe/5w0s98.png
>>2484842Shit I meant to reply to >>2484810
DOWN WITH THE QUEEN"LET THEM ATE CAKE" SHE SAIDBUT SHE ATE ONE OF OUR DANCHOUS!!!!
>Bring 4 guts cards>Only Haru appears in guts the entire run>Still 2 more borrows to goI WANT MANT TO BE OVER I WANT MANT TO BE OVER I WANT MANT TO BE OVER I WANT MANT TO BE OVER I WANT MANT TO BE OVER I WANT MANT TO BE OVER
>>2484844100% get it! MANT is ass. wuv you
>>2484848It's allowed to just play the game for fun and read careers... and shitpost
when my bourbon wins sometimes i make that pose where she sticks her hand out because i think it looks cooli will be doing it if she wins today
>>2484855i love speed greens
>>2484844>I'm here, I'd just rather spend my time drawing or playing something else than in this kusogeGrim. This game and community are dying a slow death.
>>2484861I do it too, im autistic
Oh god oh fuck its happening
MANT really did a number on uswe literally got too cocky
>>2484863we'll be fine, its the same humiliation ritual all other servers survived
>>2484848Trainer needs a new pair of cards. It's not about glory. We need the carats
AN OGURI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE US TAZUNA
>>2484863>literally say he will still do the stakes collage>erm le death is upon usdoomkeks grasping at straws as usual
ok seriously we need new bread now
So is it lookin good or not lookin good?
>>2484844Noooo.... DANCHO ;___;
>>2484877Someone said they were baking.
>>2484848HaHaHa How the Fuck is being sad over CMs is real, neigha, just close the game, neigha, like, go outside HaHaHaHa
>>2484877wait until the finals so we can have a good stakes
>>2484879IT'S DOBER
Ogurin ate the precious thing
>>2484848for me it makes the victories sweeter
>>2484863Not him but just make career last 10-15 minutes and problem solved
パンどこ
>>2484887MOVE
>>2484882But going outside is worse than losing the stakes. There's people out there.
Make peace with your destiny
>>2484863The game is stale at this point and Cygames aren't interested in improving it in any way.
>danchou was eaten by oguri>/vm/a is talking about divegrass>my oshi will never get buffs>forced to phone post because some nigger got my isp blacklistedive fucking had it. thats the last straw.im uninstalling this kusoge garbage and never coming back.
Reminder that anyone that complains about debuffers is a frontfaggot thats angry that people level the playing field
>>2485222see you tomorrow
>>2485245Nope im flatlining foreverChrono won't do shit
>>2485243Debuffers just help the xogger way more than anyone else, anyone bringing them is a faggot.
