>Gemini CupNever too early to begin preparations.Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbRandom PVP race generator, for all of your random PVP race generation needs.https://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaWe're 6 days off from this uma musume's birthday!
Are you ready for her third term in 2 weeks?
>>2489753it's one of her last chances before her own card makes her irrelevant
>Already archivedI kneel
>>2489753Sorry Grandma, times over.
You guys waited too long, I was fully prepared to delete this one to make a better one.I found this, so consider this my runner up OP.
>>2489628MANT race schedules, if you prefer a handy image.
i am a victim of satono island
>>248975Can't tell how much of this is an exaggeration
Caring about the OP image is general behavior. If a thread is at the end, just bake a new one. We burn through it in a day or less anyways.
>>2489774no one is complaining
>>2489765Also the automatic race scheduler is really good too
>>2489774nobody cares about it
>>2489774We are literally a recurring thread about a singular topic, we are a fucking general.
>>2489764I like this OP i think the other guy was just joking lol
>schizo posts bait>3 retards immediately respond and will probably keep the bait alive for hours
>>2489781Uh oh I'm screenshoting this and sending it to the hall monitor~
>>2489774 >>2489781>we are a general>general behaviorNo we're not, we aren't ordering troops around a battlefield or figuring out the logistics of delivering our umas into Okinawa.
>>2489786This made me realize there is no uma with a military gimmick and that makes me sad
>>2489789Have you forgotten the COMMANDER?
>can't even reach 1k wit with C.BMan, she's surprisingly bad as stat stick.
How about the golden rule? some roombas
test
>>2489781We are a shogunate, and you are but a mere 足軽
>>2489797That looks like an ultra lowroll, you should be hitting SS or SS+ with that deck
>>248979734 races is kinda low, ratings is really low too. What happened?
>>2489789Durandel has the knight gimmick, and knights are basically just medieval celebrity soldiers.There's also Byerley Turk, who is probably the closest either of us will ACTUALLY get to a military uma.
>>2489797Wit cards are just inherently very inconsistent, which can be frustrating.
>>2489811What about no reason?
>>2489812It happens, sounds like a lowroll to me but rest as little as possible either way
>>2489807I got 3 bad rest early and none of wit orange before summer. C.B doesn't provide any increment increase when I brought some SRs instead surprises me though.>>2489810Eh, it's about my average. I tend to skip g2/g3 if there's decent training and the schedule doesn't give any rival.
>>2489781Errrm here’s why you’re wrong: FUCK YOU!
>>2489813Didn't know about her, but she's a samurai so basically the same exact camp as Durandel.Byerley Turk not only has the "modernized" 19th/20th century soldier aesthetic going on, but was an ACTUAL war horse prior to horse racing. Most horses used in early horse racing were war horses, and it was a display of the pinnacle of your calvary might. Of all the umas, only Byerley has this connection. Not even the other two goddesses can say they were involved in conflict.
>>2489824>Still no Red Hare uma
>>2489820What rating do you average on ace runs?
Reminder that we have the Yushin Himba (Japanese Oaks) this saturday, Tokyo 2400M, as always there will be no restrictions on the race but you get bonus points for bringing a mare and double bonus points for bringing a canon winner (Air Groove, Dober)
>>2489824Do you know anything about the other 2? The blue one is pretty hot
>>2489828Who are the horses that are running the oaks?
>>2489832Pretty much nothing, although for some reason, I get the impression that Godolphin Barb(bluey) is one that carries trauma.I think we get their scenario after GL, so look forward to that?
>>248982716.8-17.3. Higher on frontslop as they easily either pump wit or have deck with better RB.
>>2489753This fucking game is cucking me so much while training her>get groundwork, fuck you no mile S and PP and for good measure you get agemasen'd by helios and kita/bourbon>mile S, fuck you we're not giving your PP and groundwork
Man I wanna roll for support cards so much, my account is so fucking weak...
>>2489844Tachyon Soon
Low effort Gemini room4176414341764143
>>2489844Tachyon in 2 months, if you save and blow your load there your account is explode up.
>>2489840GM is pretty cool, love that scenario. Just please don't get rugged
>>2489853What's the longevity of tachyon?
>>248985172260540
>>2489861Like a year
>no mile S>not even capped speed>gutsMAXXEDnice one DigiGOAT
>>2489861GL and the following one I think, Condor comes a bit before the L'arc scenario I think and replaces her
Isn't Tachyon nice to have for pacers later on?
>>2489861NTA but I'm the local jpbro so I can give you some advice. Speed tachyon lasts a very long time, you don't really get another general pace speed card until teio. You will use her for GL, GM and L'arc in every deck and only gets swapped out for distance specific cards or generalists later on
>>2489838gates haven't been decided yet but these are the preliminary participants, notably Star Anise gunning for her second Tiara
>>2489871Thanks, dueling with 1200 guts is busted, I've been trying to build a King like that but it's too hard.
>>2489876forgot the pic
>>2489874I would suggest that unless you already have a super cracked account or you're going all in on fronts every single player should get tachyon
Niche question but is it worth to pull for wit opera?
Should I dump my Crystal on my 2LB Vodka and start pushing her to MLB? I have MLB Pasa so not sure just how important it is.
I FUCKING HATE AGEMASEN CARDS, LAUNCH THE FUCKING THAT HAD THIS IDEA INTO THE FUCKING SUN
>>2489884Why do you want to pull on her?
>paceFuck it, good enough.
>>2489884No, you borrow wit opera for longs. Wit McQueen is what you're using forever until wit rudolf
>>2489886Power Vodka is a stat stick pretty much, kind of like Biko but she actually has useful hints
>>2489886Save your crystals for future cards
>>2489886there are far better uses for the crystal later on, especially with how many good cards GL gets
>>2489886You rarely use power card so I don't think it's worth it.
>>2489888I don't have a premium pace wit card since I went the nice nature route. Wondering if it's too late to get finemo
>>2489889Yeah those whites look damn good, roll with it neigha
>>2489889Mile sparks? If so give code
>>2489889What's the full parent like? I could use that for my Rice when I'm done with my 2 fronts
>>2489897Ramonu is kinda pace card so I won't really worry about it. You can always grab the rerun with summer maru(support) too.
>>2489897Finemo has the reroll with maru speed if that interests you
>>2489891>>2489892>>2489893>>2489896Thanks, I'll hold onto it.
>>2489905When in doubt, save
>>2489859What do you mean "rugged?"
>buying 777 for 160 on SMaru feels like shit>spending precious books on a unit that's about to be phased out feels even worse
>>2489909JP players got rugged by cygames during the grandmasters scenario, as you may have heard you will really want to MLB wit ramonu as soon as possible. Well, then they released the scenario card directly after which you absolutely need or else you will not be able to compete in the scenario at all, with no free rolls at all because they went to ramonu.
>>2489911This wouldn't be a problem is SMaru was your oshi ... don't tell me that Xoguri isn't your oshi too?
>>2489762My husband's reign is still 2 years away...
>>2489912Okay, so save my carats for the scenario card?
>>2489899>>2489901It's only 5* mile and not pure power, but if you still want it: 500381941666
>>2489915I don't have one singular "oshi".
>>2489915Oguri is everyone's Oshi now.
>>2489911Get corner recovery and hope it triggers at the start, we're going back to the big nigger menace and Palmer sotimes in a month and a half
>>2489919Nice, that works great for my groundwork pace I'm going to train
>>2489922I have oguri fatigue
i would an oguri.
>>2489929I'd have to get to know her first before I would.
>>2489918Just make sure you have enough to LB0 it at least, not having the goddesses means you don't have a borrow slot through the entirety of GM
Steamy clocks soon, right?
While we're still sort of on the subject of future support cards: I'm planning to main end closers in the future, but as far as I can tell they get fuckall in terms of cards between now and the 3rd anniversary aside from Hishiama SSR, who I'll probably just borrow because she seems to have a fairly short shelf lifeAm I missing something here, or do I seriously just get to save carats for the next year or so aside from a few must-have generalist cards at the anniversaries and half-annis?
>>2489937If you don't have any Umas you want, yeah. THough maybe we'll hear about SR's when they get closer. I didn't hear anyone mention Vega's SR card until the banner hit and I couldn't afford it.
Imagine how strong Tamamo would be if she wasn't a womanlet
>>2489937I mean, your bullshit running style wins with spurt and NSM. Daring strike gives you mid race and since you don't get many cards you can get more generic skills to fit in
>>2489810>34 raceIn what world? That's a pretty average amount. I'd say 30-31 is low and 38+ is high.
>>2489940Is there mother or wife Tam in fan media? She's always playing mom to someone in game even along side Creek so I'm surprised I haven't seen art or comics of it posted yet.
>>2489936Yeppers if memory is correct you guys are getting some clocks soon>Inari OneFirst clock stimulus>Sweep ToshoFuji Mode (comes with clocks)>Camping altsNew type of event (that I think has clocksSecond Clock stimulus
>>2489954>Fuji ModeNooooooo not again!
>>2489937The next one is wit Sweep but she's also borrow tier with her banner being so close to wit Ranmonu.
>>2489958Yes!
cute beach wife
>>2489937But between now and L'arc there aren't a lot of cards outside of generalist ones. There will be a bunch in the future do you want me to be specific about em? Because for now like lates. You just pull on the scenario banners
>>2489968huge honkin ears
>>2489951Now that you mention it I went and checked pixiv. Tama has very little mom art. This is a tragedy.
>>2489970I don't know if there's an ear size chart but hers do seem to be on the longer side
>>2489971>has the power to overwrite clocksw-what....
>>2489971Words, what do the words mean?!
>>2489975She tricks you into signing a marriage form and runs off to the courthouse. Trainer tries to undo it via clocks but Tamano is too powerful and he is stuck married to her and apparently has two kids too.
>>2489961>Fuji mode's bullshit of getting only 4-5 rewards each run (out of 70+)>Combined with the 40ish minutes each MANT run takesThat sounds like hell
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1zZOBxjcgJEKna7ftYKq0AlZS25Q3hE_occ7kXB-Q6MQ/htmlview#gid=557481421Might be good for support card planning.
>>2489978Cute and powerful.
>>2489753I think she has a chance but that depends if more people bring fronts than ends.
>>2489959Someone edited this with the estimated dates in it
>>2489971>2 kids>still flat as a board
>>2489933You actually CAN get away with just borrowing the goddesses if you are an OG player (and also, not a late main). Might be better for F2P
>>2489978Tama could not survive childbirth
>>2489990truly the perfect body
>>2489940
>>2489971>check the tag for uma mom stuff on pixiv>the one with the most art isn't Super Creek, or anyone with kids that are also in the game with them>it's TaishinI feel like I stepped too far into the rabbit hole.
>>2490000She'd be the best house wife/mother, so it makes sense.
How crippling is it to have a B in running style if the majority of my sparks are already going towards turf, and I still need both mile and turf to proc from inspiration? Asking for a friend.
>>2489985What deck is that? I don't see firm course menace so not top road.
>>2490005I dunno just take a horse and plug it into an Umalator give one an A in style and the other in B and see how much of a difference it makes
>>2490005B in running style is a hit to your wit, so not the worst thing on the planet.B to distance is speed hit, so pretty bad.B to Terrain is power hit, so manageable. None of the mare ideal, but you can live with B to running style. Just aim for high wit to counteract. Sounds like you're doing some crazy mutations so you'll likely have to compromise on something
>>2489940Alwyas "imagine" and "would" but never "was"
>>2490005In CM? very crippling. In career? Completely irrelevant
>Agemasened me 5 minutes into the runI don't even want to finish this shit.
>>2490000Wonder why wife Tashin or if it's one dude who pushes it hard like that one person who does a ton of Rudolph GF art and comics.
>>2490006If S. Maru's got Escape Artist, he borrowed Helios SSR. Probably worth it over Firm Course menace, mid race is big. That being said maybe S. Maru would benefit from more speed/power since her ult just allows her to pass everyone for free?
>>2489983Hmmm, I could roll on wit Yeppers since it's the only way of getting NSM. This voucher goes up to speed Fuku, the next one comes with all MANT cards?
>>2490021Running Fuku and Yeppers in the same deck is a recipe for blowing your fucking brains out
What do you think about Shakur's woman cave.
>>2490018Out motioned
>>2490021Yeppers is a horrible fucking card, not worth it
>>2490021Yeppers fucking SUCKS even at MLB, beware. There's a lot of good card banners to roll on, better than yeppers, save your carats imo
>>2490026>>2490027Not him but positive thing about this is she's the same as 0LB
>>2490024You'd think someone who spends so much time tapping away at a keyboard would have a more ergonomic chair.
>>2490024It's nicer than mine, fuck
>>2490024Unironically kinda comfy
>>2490024Looks pretty sleek honestlyMore ammunition to wife up shakur with THAT
>>2490020>agemasen cardNOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2490030It's an internet cafe.You can tell because of the two sets of headsets.
>>2490030>your club's "first rate" battle station
>>2490024Wait a minute
>>2490038She's agemasen? I only did like two runs but thankfully she didn't screw me! Escape artist is worth it for sure though. The trick for front is maintaining front, and that helps. V. bourbon of course gets it built in
>>2490044Rate my battle station
>>2490051comfy and soulful
>>2490047Both of the escape artist cards are agemasen, shit really sucked when I was borrowing stamina seiun for pisces
>>2490051comf-not looking good!
>>2490000infinite wife potential
>start training tickezo for the triple crown daaaby>bring yeppers for NSM>Immediately after pressing start I remember that winning unity gives you NSM Damn I became retarded after too much MANT
reminder if you're a retard like me that wastes carats on cheeky tenners without going to pity you could be sitting on a goldmine of clocks
>Fail important G1>Press next instead of retryFUCK FUCK FUCK WHY ARE THEY SO CLOSE TO EACHOTHER?
>>2490044This is how I actually opened my laptop on jobsite.
>>2490069This happened to me during Taurus. I stopped playing for the entire day
>>2490047>get a near perfect SMaru complete with groundwork setup and mile S and an agemasen skill, in 2 runs
>>2490069Happened to me yesterday. Next needs a confirmation like rest and recreation does
>>2490019Aside from the scattered ones around, it's two people. I have to admit, I feel like I'm diving in a bit too deep though.
>>2490073My luck for the gacha is horrid. My luck for training aces is umazing!
Really praying for all my third rate bros to level up, sometimes you guys mess up in ways that confuse me. But I'm glad each day you all get better
Anyone interested in some gemini rooms?
>>2490084>that one guy that is so first rate that he thinks even his fellow first rates are third rate-tier
>>2490086I could join but I only have 1 ace completed, 1 still trying to retrain, and 1 not yet started.
>>2490086Still working on a full teamgive me like two days
>>2490078Hrrrngh
>Tiara schedule>3 free training days after Shuka Sho, Queen Elizabeth Cup, and Mile Championship gauntlet>no rainbowsThis happens every fucking run I'm so fucking sick of it
>>2490088Okay i only got one, you only got one. Anyone else wanna team up so we can be one full team?
>>2490088I feel like most are in a similar place, I got 2 built so far and they're pretty good. Won a couple of pubs. But I'm not comfortable joining rooms until I got all 3 because it won't simulate the actual CM well
>>2490087I'm a total jobber in the rooms but I still have several plats. I wonder if the giga trainers here think I'm a ngmi
>>2490094Can someone just host a "bring any" room then
>>2490092>he has free training days?>dump eet>he has important G1s that he absolutely cannot skip>bring in the 2~3 rainbows
>>2490095It doesn't matter what they think if you believe in yoself. Prove em wrongAlso slow and steady wins the race. If you burn yourself out then none of it means anything. Take it eaaasy
>>2490093I also only have one!
>>2490095Hey, at least you're making it into the rooms. I usually only finish my aces a few days before the CM starts, if not outright up to or during it.
>>2490094I have three but they're placeholders for until I get a better run. I'm not quite sure who I should remake first.
>>2490095I'm glad you are doing well, that's the only thing that matters to me.
>>2490095I'm usually pretty decent in rooms and fun races but I have no plats. I'm a fraud first rate.
>>2490095>giga trainerWhat qualifies as this? What are the requirements
>>2490104I do well in the rooms, okay in the CM, but complete trash in the fun races.
>>2490095This is how you sound to me desu
>>249010675%+ of CMs platinum'dStrong deck, good impulse control, probably has a billion carats saved up despite being f2p
>>2490095Dude, stop fucking stressing.
>>2490111Fucking love this soundpost
>>2490113>75%+ of CMs platinum'dThat is 9.75 (10 rounded up). That's less trainers that you can count in one hand
>>249011710+ plats sounds about right to me for giga-trainer
>>2490119That's a fucking Unicorn man
>>2490111Natie is literally me
>>2490120We have at least three unicorns then
>>2490024Do you think Doto ever asks to use her computer?
>>2489753I HATE IT!
I have 69% WR with 9 wins and 4 loses. Clearly I've planned this for a joke that will pay off after CM 13 ends.
>>2490020I'd rather get Escape Artist than a gold passive skill. Helios SSR also gives a few relevant skills hints.
>>2490123You know what....thats fair, though id round it down to 9 or even 8 for a "gigatrainer"
>look ahead on the schedule to december>ramonu, goddesses, and 2 umas i want all basically one after the otheri guess i'm paying the light hello tax and then nothing else for the rest of the year
>>2490124>Uhhhhh Shakur-sama..could I check my e-e-e-e-email?
>>2490131I want to pinch doto's fat cheeks....
>>2490131>she logs on to Umachan instead
>>2490130>tfw you know you're going to be solely rolling for cards for the next year
>>2490136Which nice uma would be a complete troll online? And on the opposite end, which rude one would be nice online?
>>2490131I would not trust doto because she would destroy my 10k+ battlestation or install a virus
>>2490131>"goofs" up and uploads all of Shakur's important infos and files on the net "accidentally"
>>2490140I'd just build an el-cheapo machine and give that to her.
>>2490139Neicha would be a trollWindy would be nice
Now I remember why I despise this fucking scenario (five double circles btw)
Doto would install bonzibuddy
>>2490131>spills coke on the fucking keyboard
Today I discover that if a weird bitch with gaudy glasses shows up offering +15 of every stat I should say "no" else my run will be bricked and fucked
>>2490151>He clicked Oh nononono
Doto would say Pool's Closed.
>>2490147This for the dahby?
sorry danchou, i've gotten addicted to building in minecraft. only one run a day from me from now on.
>>2490157ye
>>2490139>Suzuka would be cruel>Brian would be uncharacteristically kindhearted
>>2490158Post one of your builds NOW
Doto would post the file path of an image instead of the image itself
>>2490161that's our suzuka!
Doto would try downloading steam on softonic
>>2490137i justify rolling on umas by convincing myself they're meta and i need them for parent runs and then don't do parent runsafter those two i return to the noble path of card rolling until chrono and stego come out
>>2490158>Another Zuma got the 2 week Minecraft phaseYup yup!
>>2490081Can I see your Maru?
Doto would click the big ass "DOWNLOAD" instead of the real one
>>2490141>tfw you "accidentally" upload your roomate's crypto wallet password to the Umachan after asking for her PC to check the weatherPure evil
Doto would some how route the entire internet to a single IP
Rice VILLAIN would download more RAM on the library's computer
>suzuka has every racial slur memorized
Doto would install Windows XP hacker edition
>best statline I've gotten since trying to gutsmax>no Mile SI fucking knew that was going to happen. This is why I don't finish runs when I don't get Mile S normally all it brings is despair.
>>2490181
>>2490161
>>2490185
>>2490162https://files.catbox.moe/wel0pf.pngmy jp club made a minecraft survival server so i've just been spending the time focusing on my house and gathering materials for it. made the exterior out of oak planks, just started detailing the walls and the inside. front of the house still needs to be worked on as well as the basement(not in the picture)>>2490171b-but it's week 3...
>>2490192>jp clubNani
>>2490147>In unity cup finals nonethelessnever going back to unity
Just started watching the uma musume anime (pic related), when do I get to see agnes tachyon?
I MISS UNITYI MISS POPPING BALLZ
>>2490192Looks decent
Is it worth pulling on this banner?
>>2490196Over 40 years
>>2490197Riko....this is embarassing....
>>2490202Just wait for the summer swimsuit alt
My Guts facility keeps getting stuck at level 1 nobody wants to go there
>>2490210Kitasan LOVES guts training
>>2490210Your permits?
>>2490214I'd buy them if they showed up either.>>2490213Not when you're gutsmaxing she doesn't.
>Forced to make an end closer Ryan parentI'm in despair
>>2490210>all supports are stuck on guts the entire runFine, let's gutsmaxx then>all supports are now stuck on power
>>2490210I had a run where I finished classic year with 350 gutsAND I HAD 3 GUTS CARD
>>2490219Just borrow it dude
>>2490202Nah, they are for whales.
>>2490227I don't have Dober!
>>2490229Anon....dober isn't good for gemini....
>>2490231This is for the CM AFTER gemini
I SWEAR TO GOD WHERE ARE THE GOOD MUMMY CREEK PARENTS
What the fuck, Bamboo Guts is an agemasen??????
>>2490234Only if you have impure thoughts about your trainee.
>>2490234She doesn't have just one, but TWO agemasen cards on top of that.
>>2490234I think after l'arc is when they stop doing agemasen cards with jungle pocket speed being the last one, but don't quote me on that.
>>2490233I have an old one with Pow9 Medium2 turf 5. Thanks for reminding me. G1 affinity is gonna be a shit since it's from unity but eh what can you do
>>2490238Did someone at Cygames lose a lot of money betting on Bamboo or something?
This face is really fucking funny to me for some reason
>>2490248>when you win the stakes but everyone's mad
>>2490241I get that some dude probably thought it'd be fair that a card even fuck over a whale by having them do more runs, but fuck they never thought it through
>>2490248She remembered her stomach has limited capacity
>>2490251Probably a case of devs not understanding how annoying something is until they experience it firsthandShit can take years to happen in some games
>>2490248She feels bad for her sole lonely braincell
>>2490137This but >tfw you know you wont compete in CMs, so you can roll on umas you like
>>2490247That's also not mentioning they both drain a lot of energy. Also the power card has this as an option you can take that's just really funny to me.
I've been waiting 1,400 days for daring tact and I think it's starting to get to me dacchis
Holy shit, after doing 3 runs in unity again I can just say fuck this piece of shit scenario. The blueballing can go fuck itself. Gutsmaxing is more consistent than this bullshit
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>May 2026... I am forgotten...
>>2490263COME HOME
>>2490266You aren't I'm grinding your sex alt my beloved ex queen
>May 2026! I am remembered!
>Play Suzuka>Food event>have to decide between:>having a better run and getting +30 energy>tell Suzuka to not eat so she remains flatSuch a difficult decision!
>>2490266I like Creek and I'd make babies with her. However, making her main personality trait being motherly and not much else has hurt her.
>>2490263How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
>>2490271All the calories go to her butt, you just bricked your run.
Is Daring Strike really mandatory this CM? I can only borrow them if yes
On a dual uma banner is the .75% featured rate split amongst the two trainees?
How will Suzukafags handle it when the Queen of Flatties, Dream Journey, finally arrives?
NISHINO FUCKING FLOWER JUST ATE 4 FUCKING CLOCKS IN A RANDOM G3 MY STATS ARE FUCKING GREATAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2490281>more flatties>bad somehow??? I will rejoice, actually
>>2490280No, they allocate another 0.75% to the other banner trainee and split the remaining 1.5% chance to roll a 3* among the rest of the off-banner girls
>>2490280I'll trust gametora, and say that the rates are as follows
>>2490289>Oh shit, so thats why you cant get spooked by anyone else on the gyaru banner, Because each of the 4 umas all have 0.75% chance?
>>2490279Yes actually for ends you need it and cant cope with the white
>>2490271Suzuka could stand to gain a few pounds.
>>2490300You are banned from the state of oy neigh
>>2490301danchou will never catch me
Global won't get the collab with starhorse4 right?
>>2490300>suzuka (good)
>>2490279What's the other choice for borrow? If it's NTR, then Daring Strike is more important
>>2490300Suzuka (Improved)
>>2490307With who? Anyway, doubt it
>>2490310biggersluttier
I thought we hated sloppa
>>2490300>>2490310Praying to the three goddesses to smite you right now
>>2490281True journeymen care not for doryja's breasts, the true allure is found in her visible ribs that you can use as a xylophone
>>2490313I do that's why he's banned from the state of oy neigh forever
>>2490313We love slop here
>>2490310that's just ikaruga from senran cosplaying suzuka
>>2490318I love slop top from curren, I hate the other slop
Danchou....permission to engage
>>2490316her dad is hotter
>So,when I host a race,does it alert my clubmates?>So,when I make a race,does it alert my clubmates?Clubmates was the issue. Genuinely, what is this fucking filter?
>>2490313Sloppa is only good for saving flatties.
>>2490316>using Journey's ribs as a xylophoneAhhh, if only i could draw well
>>2490323You wont do shit flatty
i wonder if danchou would kick me if he knew i was posting suzuka with large breasts
>>2490332What danchou doesn't know won't hurt him
>wake up at 5AM in the glorious continent of Europe>burgers posting sloppa of SuzukaHow awful!
>>2490311It's a horse racing arcade game from Sega. Uma got a collab with it. Included a 1500 jims login bonus.
>>2490332I'm actually in favor of kicking one random member per day until you're caught
>>2490332He's already logged your IP address and correlated it to your Uma account
>>2490335>he let his wife get burger'dcouldn't be me
I have a level 4 wit facility early classic yearinteresting run
>>2490345This big fucking forehead got a lot of wisdom behind it!
Reverse world umamusume gives me an excuse to imagine the student council as the Heathers
Space horseHorse in space
>>2490347Smart AND kissable!You ever get 40 wit trainings the turn before NHK Mile before?
>>2490327Didn't stop meYou can do anything you put your mind to bro
Goddamnit
>>2490360Not him, my problem is I have no mind.
>>2490360Now thats hotwill try sometime later, im stull trying to finish a drawing some anon suggested to another anon in like january
>>2490353>HeathersY'know, Pretty Please Take Me Home dabbles with the idea of Tracen without umas for the first chapter.And then throws it away for an isekai.
>>2490360God look at how fucking flat she is
I truly hate running 5 SSRs when I absolutely need 3 of them to finish and don't care about the other 2, which without fail always finish.
>>2490367I was proxy to some early tumblr like shit so I still remember those Heathers animatics on youtube, feel like that mean girls shit wouldve done the rounds for uma.It would certainly be better than what that side is doing nowadays
>>2490378>When the important SSR gets 2/3 events pre-debut and then leaves for the rest of the career
I honestly think the most interesting dynamic MANT adds is now you can actually consider the extra training or energy down events. If you run a training and end with like 30 energy before 2x race turns, you can get the stats from extra training since you'll be at the end of energy from the races anyways.
>>2490250
NaisuI don't think she's on track to hit decent guts/power though, especially power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKUHow to draw with gals
>>2490388It's weird, the NTR card is filled with a bunch of energy downs but it doesn't feel as bad as you'd think. For example, I almost always take the +25 speed over the energy in one event simply because I'm empty on energy when I get it in the first place.
>>2490378I only know Heathers because of a FNF one-shot bb-panzu composed.https://youtube.com/watch?v=nl78teZndH4Rather fitting, given the idol status of the umas and the fact Heathers is a musical, ain't it?
>>2490378That's just how the game will become the next couple months isn't it? 6 SSRs and you just hope you get the important ones?
It is bonkers how strong taishin finally is
>>2490400Well it'll still be 5, because we're going back to scenario Pal cards and they have date event chains, but yeah.>Pal>Kitasan>Wit card you're using>Extra speed card you rolled for (Maru/Tachyon)>Flex SSR if you have it>Borrow SSR
>>249039810 energy for 15 speed and stamina is a no brainer too, and her event for the up-tempo skill is great since its one of the best pacer skillsToo bad we she falls off soon but at least tachyon speed is just as good if not better
>>2490410Oh yeah forgot about pal cards. I'm going to throw a tantrum during the mecha scenario due to no Sugar Lights card.
>>2490410This is assuming your light hello pulls go well, if you got just 2 in 200 then you'll be borrowing it for the entire lifetime of GL, just like Riko
>>2490410>>2490419What LB does Light need to be at to be good enough?
>>2490425LB0-1
>>2490391two triple rainbows in summerBELIEVE HARD
>>24904252 for it to be usable, 3 to not have to borrow it on ace runsEither way, save all of your crystals for that banner, no way youll MLB both that and Tachyon unless you are planning on pulling over 400 times and even then its shaky
>>2490234What is an agemasen card???
>>24904252LB gives you the Training Effectiveness max3LB gives you +15 Initial Speed and Energy Cost Reduction maxMLB is basically the rest of the Initial SpeedDates give you a bunch of energy anyway
>>2490410I keep getting mixed signals. I thought Tachy and Maru replaced Kita regardless? For example I like fronts so I'll care more about Maru but I still want to pull Tachy as a better speed card. Is that wrong? I'm trying to plan my pulls because I want to keep a spark for Machan too.
>>2490393>draw a circle>draw the rest of Falco
>>2490393weeeei
>>2490448Its actually>draw a circle>you now have your falco
>>2490281Dream Journey is one of my favorite umas
>>2490446They replace her as the must-run speed card, but Kita is still your second best option, and since most decks run 2 speed you won't get rid of it anytime soon
>>2490443Coined term from Spechud's famous "YOU CAN'T HAVE IT"It's when your SSR card doesn't give the gold version of the skill you want, like spd Jordan giving straightaway recovery instead of BOFA
>>2490450I knew you would correct my post like that.Yes, you in particular.
>>2490453Nice pic.
>>2490443It's a card like FineMo where you can either get the gold version of a skill (Speed Star) or the white version (Prepared to Pass) from their final event with no way to know until it happens.
>>2490456>my danchou spies on me>he knows i falcopost instead of getting fansAIEEEE, Spare me Danchou-sam-ACK
>>2490454So ideally no matter what I'll run Maru/Tachy but I can cope with just one, in my case Maru, and Kita still?
>>2490437eh, felt pretty lowrolly all things considered and only ran 29 racesand no speed star, not good enough
>>2490450I dunno about this.
>>2490461Easily, Maru isn't that much of a priority unless you are full on frontfagging, tachyon is strong by itself but then becomes a niche pacer card, maru gets completely left behind by the time speed El comes out.You can technycally run Maru and tachyon but thats self defeating because they are styled for different styles, better to just run Kitasan and pick up PoC
>>2490455Additional note: one of the first AGEMASEN cards most people got was actually Spe-chuds Welfare card. that one had Gourmand/Hydrate as its skill
>>2490467>technycallyOh my fucking god get this scientist bitch out of my mind
>>2490465HOEH
>>2490467Yeah I plan on committing hard to frontfaggotry so the plan was to drop a spark on the initial Maru run then roll for Machan and max Maru on the rerun because I also need to MLB FineMo still. You just saved me from dropping an assload of carats on Tachyon and bricking myself.
>>2490455I know what agemasen means, I just didn't know what the hell it meant in terms of cards.
>>2490398Her chain is energy neutral if you pick the recovery and positive if you grt the random event, even then +15spd/pow for 10 energy early on is a godsendthe amount of slander the card got weeks before release was way overblown
>>2490469Poetry
>>2490465nah, u got it
Alright Gemini fucking blows I'm done
>>2490476Remember you are getting free pulls for that banner anyway, but you probably care more about LH pal card at that point, so if you get tachyon from it you can save it for the future when pace chasers arent a joke (by that point we'll have other cards anyway)
>>2490485What are you running?
>good skills>can run on both dirt and turf>end closer but can run any strat>big bust>alt has encroaching shadow>A FUCKING MIDGETWHY she was so close to being cool
>3 times tonight maru has killed herself on the Japanese OaksA-at least none of them hit groundwork...
>>2490496An an umalet enthusiast, I will enjoy her.
>>2490494it was going to be pace but after some random practice rooms I'm scrapping that shit and it's back to the drawing board
>>2490501If you don't have Nishino don't even bother trying to run pace, its not going to workAt this point, you are either frontstacking or double debuffer gambling, nothing else works
>>2490505I thought Aries was bad but this is even worst lmaoI actually might just enter the open this shit is fucking cancer.
>>2490507If you go open, please don't SS+ us...
>>2490507Just make an S+ whoever and go Graded B.
What does the thread think of the festival Inari One + Tama-chan banner?
>>2490517Too close to Festa and Wonder Acute for me to roll.
>>2490517i love that Inari Alt, but dont really like the Tamamo's alt. idk whether its the haircut or the pants that doesnt do it for me, perhaps both
>>2490517I'm rolling on it because I want Inari but I don't want to roll for Wit Taishin, so I will take losing out on Tail Nine until we get Forever Dumb's card.
>>2490496>she was so close to being cool>implying she isn't the coolest thing ever already
>>2490509Open can only be A+>>2490511I don't even want to do that, idk.I don't feel like there is a path to victory for Kawakami at least not with my cards. Late is just bad this CM, I made her a pace >>2490463 and while not perfect and bad in some ways I thought she'd at least be in "good enough" range to at least try her out but she gets demolished, and I don't have Mr. CB so I can't borrow Bamboo for that cheese shit if I was to make her an end she'd just lose to the Taishins.
>>2490450
>>2490528That's just a circle, you forgot step 2.
>>2490526>149cm>cool
THE FACE
>Ran out of borrowsIts so over
Is 1200 wit a thing or should I aim for 1200spd+pow? For some reason NN and FM were making out in wit training every single turn so it was the most efficient thing to do
>>2490527>SSalready more than enough for a Finals B gold.>t. won B finals with an S rank Muteki
>>2490526I'm kind of interested in Inari because tits and cinderella gray but isn't her default supposedly bad?
JPbros....im tired of MANT....please can I have some foresight when do we get the 200 clocks?
>GL talkOkay but what if you are an umaroller who has to choose between borrowing the scenario card or (in theory if lucky enough) use your own MLB R scenario card with SR wit cards and Kitasan/BikoIs the answer going to be "you might as well stick to MANT"
>>2490538She's not bad at all, she's just not meta but she's quite good. Tail nine and spurt, she's very strong on dirt
>>2490517Too broke, need to save for festival Teio. That reminds me that Tama only has one alt though, so the opportunity to get a really good one later on seems interesting.
>>2490527you have to take into consideration that most people in rooms are just refining Taishins and fronts, from my experience last CM there's still a sizeable volume of shitters that are very likely not running Taishin with CB+BM
>>2490539If you want I can give you a semi detailed timeline of the remaining stuff from MANT, also. 200 clocks straight up is a gaslight i dont remember that at all, but there are a couple of clock stimulus events>>2490545The R card isn't gonna cut it because it doesn't give you extra tokens until it gets patched in halfway through the scenario and you miss out on a ton of stats. Not to mention, light hello ssr gives you see you later (golden playtime) which you lose completely if you use the R card. If you're asking if under absolute poverty conditions you can avoid the SSR, yes but you're at more of a disadvantage than R riko.
>>2490545Just pull for LH and crystal it if you dont feel like it, having no LH and not being able to borrow Tachyon/Maru is putting yourself way behind othersIf you already have Kita and Fine MLBd you have nothing to worry about, just save up the 130 pulls and you can use the rest anywhere you want.
>>2490538Inari One is actually Tamamo Two. It's just that her unique activates on the final straight when dueling instead of letting her go from 9th to 2nd before Late Race starts.
>>2490538>Spurt>Tail Nine>Forward March>Good ult>Power growth>DirterLooks solid. Perfectly useable horse
>>2490562I would like to piggyback from this anon's post and clear up a misconception I've seen going around from my cute globalbabs, festival inari is not a straight up upgrade to base inari. Festival inari is a super strong long specialist uma that with evolved skills is very hard to beat. But you don't use her on dirt, base inari is super good on dirt. Both are worth a pull but base inari isn't meta she's just really strong, think tama.
>ALL FIVE of my SSR supports decide to not finish their chainskusoge
>>2490555>If you're asking if under absolute poverty conditionsThe poverty being I do not have SSR wit cards and I refuse to roll for another support card until wit Ramonu drops. CM is not that important to me so I can put up with being weak if it means I get to roll for more oshis.
>>2490569The game should give you 5 carats everytime an SSR doesnt finish
>>2490572I hope you luckshit SSR light hello because it's not like riko, grand live is heavily training focused and you really want her tokens and energy reduction so you can borrow a wit card.
I hate being a globalbab that is stuck in MANT for 2 more months! I want to be a globalbab stuck in GL!
>>2490579How about I roll wit card and rent hello instead?
>>2490556>130 pullsSo Tachyon banner is only 70 free pulls?
>>2490580It’ll be here before you know it. Just take it EZ
how much better is GL compared to MANT? is it a grass is greener situation
Light Hello banner? nah, I'll do a cheeky tenner
>>2490579Hm, luckshitting will have to do! I didn't manage to do that with Riko during freebies but maybe things will be different this time.
>>2490587Ace runs don't take as long.
>>2490587MANT is the low point, it doesnt get worse than this or so they say
>>2490587Worse RNG, much quicker to play through. You're also going to be abandoning 90% of your runs pre-classic.
>>2490583If you don't have light hello you don't have a borrow slot, that's just how it goes.
>>2490594>pre-classic.sounds based honestly, I hate doing the rest of the humiliation ritual
>>2490594MY FANS AIEEEEEE
>>2490587Very RNG, VERY fun, you know if your run is bricked before the hopeful stakes so you waste zero time.
>>2490588You get 100 rolls
>Quitting runsI never do this because I love my danchou, my clubmates and giving my oshis more fans
>>2490606When in doubt I ask myself>what would Danchou do?and that’s flatline, so problem solved!
>>2489869>>2489868If i'm neither a pace or front enjoyer do i pull for Maru or Tachyon? The only other strong speed card i have is Kita.
why do you guys act like battered housewives towards your club owner, it's creepy
>>2490613Tachyon yes, SMaru no.
>>2490613>MaruNo>TachyonMaybe, if your free pulls go well>Light HelloYes
>>2490615FUCK danchou
>>2490613Tachyon is more generic, even if she's mostly pace focused you still want her. The SMaru card is front only.
>>2490617There's free pulls on the tachy + light hello banner?
>>2490613If you're a late main you should've pulled for Pearl
>>2490621Yeah you get 70, really no reason not to pull since it sets you up for all of the scenario if you MLB both
>>2490613Tachyon since she has regular stats + SP Bonus + Scenario Link effect + you are getting free rollsIf you're a real psycho you could save for Speed Eishin, but...
>>2490625>everyone says it's 100 for weeks, some still saying that>now it's 70>think I even heard one guy say it's 60well which is it?
>>2490629KR and TW got 100
>>2490629The event will have 100 pulls, but it's split into two things.
>>2490629Masketta man said it was 50-60 free for JP, then they go to another bannerMight be the same, might not, expect the worst, hope for the best
>>2490635Then what do the other 40 go to?
The things I do for plats
From what i gather i should blow my load on Tachyon. Maru is good at 1 LB too right? So you could use the selector and one crystal to make her usable if i want to run front? Is that a decent plan?
>>2490640Falco
>>2490640The Teio/Turbo banner that comes out the next week I guess
>>2490629Spreadsheet I use says the other 50 go to the next banner>>2490640Wit Teio and Guts Turbo.
>>2490642Yeppers
>>2490534I'd take that and only revisit if you finish your other two better
>What are you so worried about, it's 100 free rolls!>Oyyy neigh stop asking questions, we already said it was 70 freebies>You're getting 60 free rolls and you're still not satisfied?>50 free rolls is a generous offer, you've got nothing to lose!
>>2490651ENOUGH WITH YOUR CHEEKY TENNERS, PAY THE LOAN
Sigh. Guys I've posted this before, don't tell me no one saw ithttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/397199946/#397314860
>>2490662>free ten rolls could stackWhat does that mean?
>>2490664It means if you don't log in for 5 days, you'll have 60 free rolls for whatever banner is currently up. It worked last time too but>not logging in during CM daysAlso if you log in at all during that period the offer expires, so if you're on day 1 and then miss day 2 and 3 you don't get your day 2 and 3 rolls.
>>2490664I'll spoonfeed everyone, because lots of you guys are clearly very, very confused.In the 1.5 anniversary in JP, the rolls were 100 total and split between light hello tachyon and teio turbo, the rolls can stack to 100 IF you don't log in and then they roll over to the next, very similar to how it worked in the fuku/tama free rolls. In global what's most likely going to happen is that all the rolls are just going to be on the tachyon banner.Also, to further clarify to any person that wants to ask, UNLESS you main fronts and can get maruzensky to LB1, you double spark tachyon and light hello. And even then it's still a good idea to roll. Everyone should roll.
>>2490667If thats the case then even the shittiest group B rewards are enough to cover the 4 days you'd lose, so its meaningless then to try to pull this shit.
>>2490670>In global what's most likely going to happen is that all the rolls are just going to be on the tachyon banner.why would you think that?
>>2490613Late and end enjoyers pull for tachyon, I cannot emphasize enough that everyone needs a second speed SSR for GL.
>>2490679They gave 100 on Riko that was on JP, didn't they? Cygames has realized that if they don't give people the scenario card, or at least good odds and a lot of progress to the pity, they just stop playing because they rightfully feel fucked when they realize they can't play without it
>>2490687I doubt they actually think that far considering MANT situation. Chances are there isn't changes and we got the split just like JP.
>>2490687They gave us 100 on Riko, but they didn't move trainee rolls over to support card rolls. I would be shocked and appalled if they took rolls away from Falco and gave them to Tachyon.
>>2490690We got massive QoL compared to JP MANT, even if MANT still sucks. People acting as though skipping the scenario was ever going to happen are retarded.
>>2490698Most of us were hoping for evolved skills at least to not pigeonhole the meta to xoguri and vbobo
>>2490690>Chances are there isn't changesGlobal got MANT 2.0, not MANT 1.0. There was massive qol changes introduced and no server got vanilla MANT>I would be shocked and appalled if they took rolls away from Falco and gave them to Tachyon.They're not on Falco, they're on teio and twin turbo. Its between 2 separate SSR banners which is im pretty sure they're gonna change it. No other anni did this and cygames has largely learned from their previous mistakes
>>2490701That is equally as stupid to hope for, especially since evolved skills aren't anywhere near balanced either so you'd just have different meta terrors. What people should have actually been trying to push Cyjews to do would be implement all the skill fixes they put at the... 2nd anniversary, I think? Fixing recoveries like BoFA to not fire in the late race, fixing accels like OYL to not be phaserandom, and other basic shit like that would have done the meta much more good and also made some cards much more useful compared to now which would mean whales might roll them
>>2490708>That is equally as stupid to hope forI mean, they brought the Onige Suzuka early, anything goes
frontbroken
Does the mood down from skin outbreak trigger during the finals?
>>2490724nope
>>2490724Only slacker and slow metabolism affect you in finals, anything that creates an event doesn't happen
I swear to God one single time I got a Tazuna event after the first URA race in Unity.
there's actually a superposition where you can be both a third-rate and first-rate trainer, in which you never check your titles, never watch your finals races and always collect CM rewards without looking.
46 triple rainbow wit training before megaphone, or queen elizabeth cup? Losing the goddess epithet and G1 SP hurts but the guaranteed points in wit is very tempting.
Can i slap Barcarole on Ends?
>>2490737Yeppers, just make sure you still have your accels. But late race velocity is gonna be important to get a leg up other ends
>>2490736depends on how your wit is looking and if its classic or senior
So I wanna main end-closers. Is the upcomin tachyon card any good for that?
>>2490739
>>2490705My bad, I saw "新育成シナリオ記念 サポートカードガチャ" in their free roll history and combined with my expectation that rolls were split between trainee/support banners not two support banners, I just stopped reading at 育成. I believe 育成ウマ娘 is the term for trainees.
>>2490741i'd say go for it, it sucks losing the ephitet but wit rainbows are a premium especially with bourbon
>>2490740None of the skills or hints it gives are useful for Ends besides the random Medium-distance stuff, but too bad if you have crap cards. None of the speed cards that are upcoming are good for Ends besides Jungle Pocket, who is shortly before a way more important Speed card that you must save for.
Oops, just noticed. >>2490399 is meant to be directed at >>2490382.
Running some things through the umalator and i'm a bit confused. Can somebody explain how i could potentially lose -0.6 lengths by adding It's On?
>new PR on a meme TT run because I want a dirt MaruFast Learner really is just worth a whole 2k score huh
>>2490757Position Keep
>fully buffed summer training>1% fail>fail it>get the random anshinzawa fail event for more mood downt-thanks
>>2490759How the hell is an end closer going to hit position keep? That's not going to happen in a CM environment right?
>have to read 500 posts again>could've woken up earlier
>>2490763Position keep is style dependent, they don't have to touch the fronts, just get too far forward for an End before the halfway point. It certainly can and will happen, but it's rare, which is why It's On is adding .4L on average in your analysis, while -.6 is an extreme outlier.
>there's already CM 15 pubs
>>2490765Just get umagrok to sum it up for you or something neigher. Everyday this guy.
Super Creek's disqualification whatever happened there
>>2490774Super Creek diagonally cut off a horse too closely when entering her spurt. It looks less dangerous in umamusume but that shit will cause horses to freak the fuck out, it can and will lead to deaths of both horses or jockeys.
>>2490774You know, with the blocking
>>2490774She threw donuts at Oguri's plate, you can't do that.
>>2490774IRL or in the umaverse? The former was because you're not allowed to run in a dangerous manner where you block other horses, both from a strategic point of view for fairness and also from a "don't cause a 7 horse pile up" of million dollar race horses. It's particularly funny because not ten years later, you had somewhere between 6 and 13 horses, since it's debatable who was in on it, working together to try and block TM Opera in his 2000 Anima win, which makes it even more insane because his jockey thought they were fucked and Opera just schoowped right through himself to win by a nose in probably one of the most insane showings ever that's not obvious from the post race stats. All because he kept winning and his owner was a massive fuckface to the rest of the racing community, which is also why there's not many Opera-spawn
I'd let Super Creek block me with her massive funbags
I must be loyle to my danchou
It's Suzuka... she fell.
Reminder that the Derby of the ohimbas is coming soon!Another extremely stacked field as expected from a Classic. The star of the show this time is our Oka Sho winner, Star Anise. But if you look under the hood:>Sire: Drefong>Damsire: Daiwa MajorThere is no way she can run anything longer than a Mile with this pedigree, but this is keiba where anything can happenThere also Lememe riding Dream Core and D.Lane riding Laughterlines if you are a gaijin-lover>Me?Of course, it’s our favorite oikomi Alankar. All the previous results can be simply explained because she isn’t a Miler but a Medium racist. Your guys have all seen her impressive last spurt at the Oka Sho right?? As always, Buena has blessed us with another Y3000 to use on dacchi.gudnight.fyi
>run goes like 90% right for once>groundwork, all relevant chains finished>rainbows could have been just a tad better but good stats >no mile s so have to run it backFUCK
I keep forgetting to do runs or falling asleep I am ngmi to Gemini
good morning I hate mant
UmamusumeI have weak support cards, wah...But I like playing
>>2490823Guten morgen! Ich hasse es auch.And that's the extent of my German. Anyways, I'm pretty sure we all hate it here. Except that one guy who thought Unity was terrible.
>>2490796the jump from 1600M to 2400M seems a bit steep no wonder there aren't a lot of horses from the Oka Sho in it, im still rooting for Star Anise
>>2490829thats mei went back to URA/Unity for a few careers and i still hate how little input you actually have
>>2490829Everyone likes MANT over Unity
>>2490829Yeah no I don't even touch Unity for stuff like the Sprint missions, I just play URA for those. I'm not going back in there.
why did ya fellas hate unity so much
>>2490835>full double circles >job 1-4
>>2490835I'd tell you... OR I could blue ball you
>>2490835What sours unity for me and others is the fact that through no fault of your own, your 10/10 god tier run can be irredeemably and completely bricked if riko decides to win the last race.This was not a common thing In my experience, but if it occurred it was worse than anything MANT could do. If you could clock that race I'd have zero problems with unity
Notepads are still bad value right?
>>2490835entirely built around ball RNG
>>2490835>lost a random race because your uma exploded that you needed for an event?>get fucked, you can't clock it>lost a unity race that cucks you out of NSM or leveling up your facilities?>get fucked, you can't clock it>blue balls refuse to go somewhere useful or even pop so you can level your facilities?>get fuckedMANT has some major downsides, most notably shops and summers making and breaking runs as well as the length, but Unity can go fuck itself too, plus Unity failed aces are useless while MANT can give you grandparents
>>2490842I'll buy em if they're discounted and I'm just stinkin rich otherwise yeah skip
https://youtu.be/xMaJVfmhYKU
>>2490835I like Unity though compared to MANT. I didn't need to think.
>>2490849>forever young caught the brain virusNOOOOOOOOOOO
so ignited spirit wit is a replacement for either dodging danger or prudent positioning in the navigation combo, right?
is there any ability that actually lowers winrate
>>2490835The hate was always overblown imo, I liked Unity. Just felt like URA with some extra bells and whistles. I liked the blue balls, the team races could fuck you sometimes but I just learned to dodge Turf Queens. Gameplay aside I enjoyed the story, characters and music. In that regard, it’s much better than either URA or MANT.I dont hate MANT but it’s just a slog that zaps all my time and energy. Everyone seems to wish it were over and Im with them. Unity never dragged on this long to me. At least the music in MANT is good
>>2490858Only...PP I think
>>2490863gatekept
>>2490863DD or PP without the other is bad right?
Guess the sparks
>>2490882I'll be generous and say 2* wit 1* turf
>>2490885Might actually use it for my other End mutant because mile sparks are nice, I don't need full power sparks anyway and the grandparent has End sparks now which is really fucking handy, which isn't too bad for a failed ace run
>>2489740Previous Thread: >>2486681
>Doze off in bed>start dreaming, see a scene black and white of Haru in a field with a butterfly or something flying onto her nose>Hear the line "some umas are not long for this world, we should help them enjoy what time they have left">See a list of veteran umas in color>It's almost full>Shows this Haru was a random E+ career fail umawh-why did i dream this dream
>>2490912It means you have not reconciled that the majority of characters in this game are based on real life dead animals who ran for our amusement, and the ones who are not dead yet could die at literally any moment due to how fragile horses are.
>>2490835Fuck team trials, fuck that you can't retry those bullshit races, ball rng is way worse than shop rng. I hate MANT but I much prefer it to Aoharu, I will never play Aoharu again what a piece of fucking shit mode
I'm obligated to stop training an uma after getting Distance S. Thanks Kitasan for the rainbowless third year.On a side note, let me test for Gemini.66322733
>>2490835I actually loved Unity since I was able to understand it the first time I played it and was able to consistently cap speed.I remember playing it the first week going all 1-1-1-1 route, and still being able to clear it, not realizing I shouldn't be doing that.
>>2490835Bad RNG in team trials slop could kill your run instantly no matter what point of it you were in or how strong your main uma wasIf your run is going badly in URA or MANT you can still do quite a bit to salvage it, if you lose your second race after ducking the first one the run is dead and there nothing you can do to make it betterI still like it more than MANT however, simply because it doesnt take an hour to do a run and if the run dies at least its quick and relatively painless
>>2490912Dreams usually just represent whatever feelings you dont acknowledge when youre awake. Maybe this dream is just about your own mortality, perhaps you're getting older and starting to feel it. Feeling the years go by and death loom closer while feeling unsure if youre living the life you want could unconsciously be causing you existential anxiety. I dont know how you feel about your life but the whole "E+ career fail uma" thing seems to specific, how do you feel about your life? would you call yourself a story of success or otherwise?
I love not being able to click training in senior year at all because shop RNG didn't give me any energy or charms what a great scenario
I haven't had any issues capping speed in MANT compared to how ballbusting hard it was to do in Aoharu, that's all
>>2490835I'm definitely sure I only complained about randomly losing races, and only that. The balls are important but I think everyone is overestimating it. They're there just to be popped early and be ignored later on. I feel like everyone who hated the blue balls were those who tried stacking them or waiting for them to go to their preferred stats not realizing that isn't really worth it to do.
>>2490835Unironic skill issue.
>>2490835Every scenario comes with their own flavor of RNG and someone's going to hate it. In half a year someone's going to post 'why did ya fellas hate trackblazer so much'.
>>2490912>that one time I had a dream about Gold Fucking CityI swear its entirely that one drawfags fault
>>2490931what was the dream like
Is summer Golshi worth a spark for double gold or debuff shenanigans? Heard she gets banned for inheritance later, and i dunno if it's worth risking in global, especially when LH/Tach spd is around the corner
>>2490809Don't bother with Fronts if you're not trying to get PP+DD
>>2490934Just borrow her, you don't need Summer Golshi herself
>>2490932Nothing serious we were just hanging out in france, i think? it was some euro looking town, we were just strolling around, but she was talking in japanese and I was talking in english and we could still understand eachother, like people do in TEKKEN or something.
>>2490863Lates have a blurry potential midrace that can screw them over if its too good but not good enough.Their key late race accel skills especially OYL and their bread&butter uniques like Pumped are harshly position reliant. If their midrace skills work too well it's easily possible for them to stick in 4th or higher into the late race long enough to miss any good timing, which is especially bad if they're the head of a Late blob by only a length or soThis is why Ryan's career is a pain in the ass so often. On any decent run she's far too good to ever proc her unique which can sometimes screw her over if her Power is too low
What did I miss last night? Anything happening yankbros?
>>2490934If you like getting club points, she's an eternal borrow for TT because her unique is just free points, but otherwise you can just borrow her yourself
>>2490835Are you a JP player?desu Aoharu in Global is much worse than in JP because all the Gold skills in JP were garbage with the exception for the Gold recovery in Longs.In Global NSM was mandatory for backliners so losing to Riko in an otherwise 10/10 career would completely brick your run and you don't have an opportunity to clock and try again.Not even MANT is cancerous enough to brick your entire uma at the end of the career
>want to bring Urara to Gemini>she needs extremely specific parents because it's a turf race, lates suck, and mile S is mandatory>look up some borrows on Chrono that meet the bare minimum criteria>160-ish affinityGrim.I'm going to have to prepare both sides of the family tree myself, aren't I?
>>2490950>Not even MANT is cancerous enough to brick your entire uma at the end of the careerIt literally is, though.
Unity had two major upsides for me.1. 25 minute scenario meant I could actually get though my borrows. More runs in the same amount of time means being able to fully use your chances of a high roll. In MANT I'm lucky if I finish two runs a day, meaning I'm not seeing 3 potential high rolls.2. The margin of error for aces felt much larger in unity. MANT produces some genuinely horrific monsters. There are builds posted here that I have no idea how they're possible with how much skills and stats they get. That wadn't really the case in unity, and trying to catch up goes back to issue 1 and the game turning into a part time job.
>>2490952Urara is the ultimate underdog anon, only the most dedicated toreinas can get it done with her. But I have faith in you.
>>2490953how?
>>2490952160 in one parent or total? Shit I'm only getting like 240 total on normal umas.
Aoharu is the best scenario so far and facility level not being tied to how many times you clicked it should have become the standard.
>>2490953Not really if the run is dogshit you already know it by the end of summer camp, if its already looking solid by then then it can go from a god run to a pretty good one in the last turns but it cant straight up just die.In Unity, just bad race RNG in the last races can turn a god run into useless dogshit
>>2490950I get the hate with bricking your run because of losing the final race, but I think everyone's biased with MANT. MANT is not only time consuming, it's also very RNG despite everyone saying it isn't. I had a very great classic year only to fall off senior year because nothing aligned, at all.With unity, you can easily do and finish a run, and still be able to hit the stats you're aiming for although a bit different.
>>2490918That Spurt+Cheer+Tama's ult is really good. I don't know how that Taiki catch up with the frontrunners though.1 more. 18089680
>>2490957Working on it as we speak. Need King to give me some turf sparks first.>>2490960As in total.
>>2490958Like when you undershoot speed by 100 because of shop RNG not allowing you to train in the last 9 turns of the career.
>>2490967FUCK SORRY FOR DOXXINGI need to sleep....
>>2490965You forget that losing the last race locks you out of getting It's on!, which at the time was a borderline mandatory skill. stumbling at the end of Unity has way more dire consequences than in MANT.And the way that MANT can fuck you with RNG isn't all that different than URA was, but you can still race and use items to try to alter your fate, which in itself is better, but also has its own RNG.
>>2490974I didn't notice until you pointed it out
FUCK I STILL HAVE NOTHING FOR GEMINI, I'LL MISS ALL ROOMS AGAIN
>>2490974Is all good in the hood
>>2490965Other than the usual skill hunting RNG I find MANT to be a lot more consistent than Aoharu.But then again in Aoharu I was using 3LB Kita, 3LB FineMo and MLB R Riko and in MANT I'm using MLB Kita, FineMo and Fuku so my deck is much better>>2490973You should be saving some energy items for the final 3 turns tho and you can always gamble with more races if you don't have any energy to train. I don't find that near as bad as losing a mandatory gold skill
>>2490950Even if you pretend that aoharu finals RNG screwing you was not extremely rare, it's not even remotely comparable because in mant you'd still be watching your trainee lose classic year epithet races for no reason in the same time it takes to finish an entire aoharu career.
>>2490967>>2490978>>2490984GG. I did it properly this time.Also I hope you got a good result, Urara anon.
>>2490974WTF someone stole my account
>>2490989Thank you for hosting! I overstammed by a lot with Ulala sadly because of stepping on power training
>>2490991It was me. I stole everyone's account
>>2490989>Urarasugoi
I have mant fatigue
Who's the best secondary/tertiary front between>Falco>Seiun>Smaru>FujinTo pair with my bourbon?
>>2491001SMaru > Seiun Sky > Falco > Fujin the difference isn't big though just pick whoever has the best affinity with your parent set
>>2491001If you want to win, MaruIf you want your Bourbon to win, FujiSeiun is kinda mid nowadays, dunno why
>>2490986Losing a race is not as big of a brick as losing out on NSM.Most races I struggle with are early G1s which let me reset fairly early if I burn too many clocks and I don't hate myself enough to force Tenno Sho on Miles so I don't have issues with later races.The main problem isn't even the time investment anyway, you have your distance S, you got your Umastan and your Spurt, you have enough Stamina, you Speed will max out, your Wit is high enough. And then you die on the last hurdle because your S team decided to lose 3 races.It's a last layer of cancer RNG that didn't need to be there
>>2491001Falcon is the most soulful choice because it reminds one of better times when the game was actually good.
>>2491001
>>2491005Aoharu finals screwed me once whereas 25% of my mant careers get bricked by something that I have no agency over.
>>2491007what is that site
>>2491001Take advice with a grain of salt because I've been doing a lot of public rooms but I'm not a front trainer myself, imo it goes Falcon>Smaru>Fujin>Seiun. Both Seiun and Falcon are ridiculously hard to build so you're probably gonna want to go with smaru though Fujin could work as a third front, I find her very underrated if she secures the lead a .45 speed skill is rare on fronts which lets her be less threatened by taishin, and speed eater is always nice to pair with the clanker.
>>2491009scraper bot that analyzes public roomshttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>2491009I gotchu https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>2491011>>2491012This site is fucking cancer and it's ruining the game even more, is there any way to get it taken down?
>>2491007Can't help but agree that falcon is fucking nasty, I'd go as far to say a peak falcon mogs a peak bourbon.
>>2491013>This site is fucking cancerNo, we're still on Gemini
>>2491018
>>2491019
>>2491018Just answer my question
>>2491013>Having free access to knowledge is bad>Being able to track developing metas is bad>Being able to see how uma composition changes over time into effective strategies is bad?
>>2491018Kiss all rudolfposters
>>2491023it's the local retard anon, he's been mad about it for 3 days nowjust ignore
>>2491008Then you're really lucky, I don't think I went a single CM without an Ace run getting fucked by her
>>2491023Yes, it's bad, at most only us should have access to that information. It's just going to make the meta and whales even more cancerous, so can a site like that be taken down or not? It's not even a NYPA thing, I wanna do it by myself
>>2491013WTF I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN BOURBON, FALCO AND SUMMER MARU ARE THE STRONGEST FRONTS WITHOUT THIS WEBSITE. I THOUGHT BAKUSHIN, MAYANO AND RICE WHERE THE STRONGEST FRONTS
>>2491023This will probably be a norm. He already tried this bait yesterday or few days ago
>>2491013@CYGAMES @FBI @THEREALDONALDTRUMP DO SOMETHING!
>>2491030>BakushinShe is the strongest because if you're the fastest you win!!!!Debunk me, you can't.
>>2491031>a normThe guy from weekend update? No I just want to know how to do this
The METAGAME is THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE WORLD and ruining videogames. Many are saying this!. And some people out there are very very angry, some saying someone should put a stop to this. Umamusume is a great game, the most wonderful game. Truly, a great game.I was talking to a friend and he talks about Umamusume I say "Umamusume is the BEST, most beautiful game I have played". We are going to BEAT the meta. We'll pummel it, we'll pummel it SO badly it'll fall to its knees and say "please, I've been pummelled so badly! please stop it!". And we'll win and win and win and we'll get tired of winning. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
It's kinda of a shame falcon is such an utter bitch to build because a good one is as scary as taishin this CM
The real question is, is falcon a soulful pick? I would unironically say yes. Despite being meta it takes a shitton of effort for the massive payoff and it's a nice throwback to this track
>>2491039anyone other than Taishin is a soulful pick
>>2491039A front-runner with a soul? Never heard of one
Ok fine I'll look into DDoSing myself, maybe Cygames will just take it down if I report it to them, I doubt they are happy about scraping bots. You'll thank me when this is over
>>2491043hello hello
I would never have thought Digitan was a good selection for Taurus II, then i looked at Hakuraku's statsSo then i fielded her on my team and she ended up winning my platAnd then in a race like Gemini II which is the same damn track, Hakuraku suggests Digitan is just a middling quality pick even though she can easily be run as End like before
>>2491044Don't commit fraud anon.
Would you guys say its worth the skillpoints taking both PP and ignited spirit wit on a highrolly fast learner run?
>>2491054What skill are you not learning in favor of DD + PP + Ignited Wit?
>>2491048>look up the stats>the brutal gap between fronts and ends against pace and late>all the best pacers and lates are supported by double keen eye debuffer buildsThis might actually be the worst one yet
>>2491048Almost as if CMs actively punishes oshigaming and f2poors
>>2491056Never stopped me from winning with off meta before ~
>>2491056I'm tired of always having to mutate my oshi's running style but apparently we don't get any of the good late shit until next year...
>>2491060Look at that healthy pair
Brutal mogging
>>2491065Holy twice the size of her waist what a fat fuck
>>2491065Oh my lord, Taiki
>>2491055Don't want to post the full thing to avoid the curse of the bricked, but I'm trying to fit in an extra unique for late rate velocity that I got via grandparents (dignity) and some extra greens, getting worried ignited spirit wit just will be a waste of skills when I already have acess to PP for the combo
>>2491066Cool it with the anti American remarks
What's the best choice for late race velocity with front runners to avoid being mowed down by taishin?
>>2491066Taiki Shuttle's just a European who got access to American food and consumed a few too many westerners.
>>2491068>getting worried ignited spirit wit just will be a waste of skillsIt's never a waste. You get two tries at proccing either Ignited Wit or PP on the way back to the rail. I'd take it if your late-race velocity isn't Barcarole.
>>2491071Barcarole, in all likelihood.
>>2491065This is actually a really good parallel and representation of how /v/ma and /v/madanchou mog Oy Neigh and oyneighdanchou simply by lowcortisolmaxxing, flatlinemaxxing and funmaxxing by skipping CMs and grinds and instead burgermaxxing and haremaxxing like a manwhore thus deriving a higher enjoyment from the game which results in a healthier mood, life and the already said mog to the cortisolmaxxed oyneighers
>>2491076I think you should diemaxx
High cortisol post
>>2491076Helios would never say that.
I can see why helios has negative PR now
I like Suzuka more than Taiki, so i like Oy Neigh moreNo, i do not know how eother of the clubs is like>gigachad.jpg
>>2491086
>>2491066>>2491072Would Taiki get fat after retirement?
>>2491086Anon has transcended the concept of borders
>>2491076this post reduced my cortisol thank you helios *smooch*
Does fujin's unique get the full speed boost in CM14?
>>2491065>I never got to finish that request of Taiki mogging SuzukaI wonder if that anon is still around
>>2491097Actually I'm pretty sure that IS the case, the only problem with fujin is she struggles with mid race more than anyone else, she has a recovery which won't matter in mile and a medium only skill. Speed eater is nice though
>>2491100HOLY CHESTMOGGED, suzuka is fucking FINISHED
How would you people react if Skibidi Rizz started winning G1s and ended up in uma?
>>2491090The real horse didn't so I imagine she'd probably not.
>>2491100This is hot as fuck thank you
>>2491100This is oddly hot
>>2491100>the earsHow dare you, the state of oy neigh will take revenge
>>2491100it's runover...
>>2491105Skibidi rizz was an absolute shitter so that will never be the case....
>>2491109The real horse also wasn't addicted to burgers and barbecue so this was exclusively about the Uma version
>>2491090You know who got fat? GrAss Wonder.
>>2491109By that logic Grass would get fat after retirement.
>>2491118You don't know that
>>2491100Subtle breast envy is one of God's greatest gifts to mankind.
>>2491122she better be
>>2491112Bro you just discovered the holy grail that is breast_envy
I dont know a lot about /v/ma, but ive searched /v/ma in my downloads folder, and found an AI video of a cat stealing burgers. What does that mean?
>>2491118Cravings are more often than not the body attempting to compensate for something it's lacking, and addictions are just cravings intensified.What I'm saying is that I think our girl needs some protein supplements.>>2491122A bit soft around the edges, yeah. Too much dandelion tea.
>>2491128HE KNOWS TOO MUCH, GET HIM!!!!
>>2491128Not the burgers....
>>2491100Seeing flatties have boob envy makes me really want to hug and kiss them. God i love Suzuka!
>>2491128Post it NOW
>>2491128>he thinks it's an AI video
Yup, /v/ma is a boob board alright
Someone give me a detailed breakdown of what to expect for the remainder of MANT
>>2491135>reddit filename
>>2491130AIEEEEE, PLEASE DON'T >>2491135here
>>2491143Kekk'd
>>2491143Seiun would do this
>>2491143Theres no FUCKING way this is real
>>2491143>sorapractically lost media
All the good Gemini parents are taken... Right?
>>2491056Two running strategies being good is better than average for this game's meta so far.
>>2491141Of course! >Inari One in a week, comes with 3 clocks a day stimulus, also should come with 1500 gibs>Gemini 2>Sweep Tosho, comes with fuji mode>Camping alts>Air Shakur>Main Story conclusion of the sirius arc, commander spe becomes avaliable, also throne>Cancer 2>Summer alts, umadex event and login bonus>Half anni countdown begins>Bamboo memory + free rolls>Leo 2>Rickey + free rolls>GLYou guys are so close
>>2491141>front/endslop>good banners>front/xog/endslop>whale banners>throneslop>meta uma banner
>>2491156I've been trying for a good NIshino these past days but her sparks are trash every timeAt least all of them are 6pow/6mile thanks to the parents, with a ton of whites and triumphant pulse from oguri as grandparent
>>2491159>fuji modeHot, nice
>>2491156I thought finding a good turf and groundwork stud would have become easier after all this time since cancer
>>2491159Oh also forgot, another clock campaign with the camping alts i think. But that should be everything
>>2491165Im doing it in URA lol, sorry fuji but I cannot imagine MANT at level 5
I'm gonna roll for Inari One regardless, but can someone tell me if she's meta or mostly just a dick pull?
>>2491169If Falcon is such a good option for Gemini as some anons ITT are saying I need your help desperately to find a good Turf GW parent guys... ;__; please
>>2491174Meta? No, the only meta inari is her festival alt and only meta on longs. Strong? She's about as strong as tama is and a great pick for dirt and medium turf CMs, plus she's cool and hot
>>2491174She's a straight up good uma just not meta, will be one of the few that can stand up against xoguri and rickey in the dirt CM.
>>2491156Honestly, I'm not convinced that the good parents are taken so much as the parent pool itself is just bad.Without exaggeration, I literally TODAY trained the highest affinity El parent out of any of the options on Chrono or uma.moe with either 8* or 9* Groundwork, and I still consider her to be subpar. I guess after MANT effectively forced everyone to start parents back from scratch, people just haven't had enough time to rebuild for miles with the accelerated schedule.
>>2491188Is she a good borrow? I'd be interested honestly
>>2491191See >>2489919. Assuming you have your own Sky to cover your Angling inherit, you'll have to decide for yourself whether this is good enough.
>finish parent run>1* style spark that I didn't run onceThis shit should just straight up not happen
>>2491200Ragebait optimised sparks system
Why does Curren do THAT smile? You know the one
>>2491198I'm guessing the bourbon is your grandparent borrow, fuck that is good is she still available? what deck did you use btw? I'm still stuck on parent endeavors
>>2491206which one?
>>2491175https://uma.pure-db.com/en-us/search?searchInfo=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 website must actively scrape or something because it has way more parents then Chrono. There's a bunch of options for at least 6* power and 7* turf with groundwork in the lineage, I'm too lazy to go find the best but I'm sure there's something workable there.
Man just pasted half a page as a link
>>2490196Beginning of a New Era movieUmayuru/Umayon shorts like the one SORA NO KIMI comes from.
>>2491219It's almost like the search parameter are a hash or something
>>2491216That link is crazy, but thanks, does it actually have more borrows than Chrono?
>>2491224I had zero results on Chrono when I searched with the same parameters and there was only 2 options for a 7* turf at all, while there's like 19 results for 7* turf, 6* power, and at least 1* GW since I wasn't sure if it would give results if I made the parameters more specific.
Man I have such a fun Gemini team comp in mind but the amount of parent farming I have to do is genuinely dreadful, I wish I could have fun training Aces I've never used before but I need SO MANY parents. I guess it's on me for not doing Front prep beforehand...
>>2491210>I'm guessing the bourbon is your grandparent borrow, fuck that is good is she still available?Probably still available, but I don't know if you're gonna like her grandparent sparks if you use her directly as an ace parent: 929624346402>what deck did you use btw?Pic related. I didn't bring any cards that come with Groundwork because my lineage was already robust enough to reliably proc the hint from just inspiration, but you may need to include Falco or something in your parent deck if that doesn't apply to you.
>>2491213Hard to explain but the corners of her mouth fold down a little
>>2490784How the fuck do you deny yourself having millions of dollars based on syndicate fees straight from the Yoshidas because they are "le evil horse breeders", stupid nigger ruined the reputation of his own horse and buried any chance of it getting redeemed with his spawn, no wonder his club never won anything of relevance again once T.M Ocean retired.
>>2491248>deny yourself having millions of dollars based on syndicate fees straight from the Yoshidas because they are "le evil horse breeders"Kek, based retard
Y'know, I've butchered my fair share of English by being incredibly careless but damn. I forgot how bad ESLs have it. They have to actually try really hard to get English to work for them.
>>2491260What's this about?
>>2491265I'm having incredible difficulty parsing >>2490774, >>2490784, and >>2491248. I think I understand the conversation, though my tiredness has made me unsure if I'm actually reading it right. The second post really just has punctuation problems and could've done with some parenthesis or em-dashes, although the last sentence is kind of a mess that I've had to reread a couple of times. It's the least offensive of the bunch though.The last post reads like me rambling when I'm pissed off and is BARELY coherent to me. I can't tell you why-again, being tired isn't helping me here-but something's just funky there.
>>2491274you're just tired>t. english as a 3rd language, understood everything.
>>2491274I think you're more tired then you think you are.
English major? Yeah that's cause of all those burgers
>>2491277It is 3:30 in the morning and I didn't sleep well to begin with so fair enough.>>2491276>english as a third languageFuck you, you're a polyglot, opinion irrelevant. Languages come easier to you.I am envious of your abilities.
>check to see what recovery people are using to fulfill the condition for summer Maruzen's unique>almost of all of these builds are using Operation Cacao that was probably grandparented into the skill pool
>>2491279bwo basically every Europoor knows 3 languages
>>2491280
Operation Cacao sounds delicious
Before I go to bed, I'm gonna make an effort to TRY to clean up that last post to see if I'm understanding it right.>How the fuck could you deny yourself of millions of dollars from syndicate fees straight from the Yoshidas?>Just because you think they're "le evil horse breeders?">Stupid nigger ruined the reputation of his own horse and buried any chance of it getting redeemed with his spawn.>No wonder his club never won anything of relevance after T.M. Ocean retired.I think it's mostly just the fact he's throwing in commas when it really, REALLY should be periods. These are (more or less) complete sentences that focus on different subjects.>>2491281So, the fun part is that pretty much all of my living European heritage comes from England and Germany... places that don't need to know more than two languages to be online. Hell, all of them didn't really need more than one by the time they left, since my ancestors fully left Europe after reconstruction concluded. My grandmother may be minor nobility but good luck getting her to speak Welsh or French, and god forbid the candymakers from Weimar speak anything other than German or English.
What the fuck
>>2491287I'm not German but I'm pretty sure they learn 3 languages too. Native language + English + foreign language is the norm where I live.
>>2491293The last one that I'm aware of to leave Germany left in 1934, and only one of the nine who left had attended secondary education to my knowledge. Technically yes, formally they did learn one foreign language at the time, but to my knowledge that was typically in secondary education and not primary.
>>2490774My estimation of Super Creek as a stayer just fucking plummeted.
bwo two...
>>2491274Anon, that first post you quoted is a Sopranos reference.
>>2491300>SopranosAw, fuck. I don't watch TV, no wonder I didn't get it. God damn it, I'm missing out on all the good references in this thread.It's all Sopranos isn't it.
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and feel mildly embarrassed by the shit I've posted tonight. Gute nacht, good night, またね.Final thoughts: Why can you RNG yourself out of a daily sale, and why don't the daily sales auto-end if you've bought everything already?
Relaxing fan count run based on the last number I get1-2 brian 3-4 digitan5-6 kawakami princess (the largeness of her forehead)7-8 hishiama9-0 biwa (9+0 = the fluffyness of her hair)
>>2491306Just dona Biwa run so you can get her affection up to 10 too
Late about the topic but I just want to rant.My main problem with MANT and why I like unity is because I can know 10 minutes less in if I fail my first inspiration or not, while in MANT I need to do a lot of racing, training, buying, using items, etc, just to find out I get a white inspirations with no pink in it.
I am done with umamusume, from now on all the hours I waste here will instead be used on Mixtape playthroughs and Mixtape discussion in the Mixtape threads and general
>Pakalive announcedPlace yer bets, lads, who is getting the wedding alts
>>2491311>english versionmy bets on Grass and Donna (though getting Gran Allegria Wedding would be dope as well)
>>2491311Condor please!!!I'm a firm believer of the Condor wife agenda
>>2491310Curren tongue raped my mouth
>>2491312Grass already has 2 alts though
>>2491319>didn't press "Show upcoming characters" award
>>2491320There's healer Grass and new years Grass who's weebier and more aggressive. I know because I like Grass
>>2491312Is it the time for another round of wedding alts?>Cafe seiyuu includedPlease. PLEASE!
>>2491311>>2491312Funny how I only find Fuji's VA attractive, I can't see the rest of the jap women as hot, I don't know why
>>2491323clubmatebro, youre taking it too far...
>>2491311
>>2491312CYGAMES IF YOU ADD A CAFE WEDDING ALT I'LL SPARK IT
>>2491324It's not that, Japanese women are just weird looking
>>2491329>Valentine's AND Wedding altSo is this the most For (You) horse in the entire game or what
>>2491329>in 2029
>>2491327Who draws these?
>>2491311>>2491312>>2491327>Pisa and Red are too recent>Blast isn't out yet>Grass already has two altsOnly candidates are Gentil, Cafe and AlegriaCall it, who is doomed to become a card
>>2491337https://x.com/ebi_525
>>2491206The Curren propaganda both here and on xitter has been altering my brain lately
>>2490465>>2490483>>2490528yup yup, these were right!>picrel from 2024
GIVE ME A WEDDING GRASS ALT PLEASE
Grass is a lesbian and doesn't deserve wedding
>>2491352Great pic, Curren should be a cow and I am tired of pretending she's not
>>2491357YOU VILL GET A CARD AT MOST AND YOU VILL LIKE IT
Hand over the wedding alt, gaijin!
>>2491357Grass has two alts, stop being greedy
>>2491366Grass getting a third alt means all umas can get a third alt, it's a net good
>>2491366The fantasy one doesn't count because it's complete trash.
>>2491369I tried using it for a longslop and it's true lol
>>2491360Fuck off El.
>fuku stakes tomorrow>zero good fukusfukme
>>2491366You will respect the ass of the franchise
>>2491373FUK IT'S TOMORROW? WAIT IT'S THURSDAY ALREADY? SHITSHITSHIT
Suien and El don't even have second alts, Grass needs to be kind and wait for her friends to get them.
>>2491376>Grass is 8thhuh! not ba->Daring Heart is secondGOD DAMN, THE SHARK GIRL GOT IT!
Reminder, cutest chibis:>Ogurin>Grassy>Tachy>Fuku
Reminder that grass is american
>>2491400no she’s not
>>2491407She's an exchange student from the US. Your wife will never be Japanese.
historically spica was nothing but a glorified crew
>>2491410Only weaboos still carry the true yamato spirit within their hearts. Grass is more japanese than any jap could ever hope to be.
>>2491411spica? moldsirius? gold
Fuckin' nationals and graded races and we got this pygmy thing in kasamatsu.
>>2491342Japs are saying it likely will be Gentil and Alegria
>>2491414The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.
>>2491419Fuck off redman
The figgies market is fucking brutal now, even for UmaBut you know what Uma figges that actually an investment? Yup, it’s RaisuThis is “used”, can’t image how high she goes for new
>>2491416>>2491411Here are the actual heroes btw
>>2491421>This is “used”ricebros...
>>2491422I still think Twin Turbo has the best scene in all umamusume anime, not even Teio's actual miracle run hit me as hard as THAT scene.
>>2491421RAISU HAS LIKE 6 OR 8 FIGGIES AND MY UMAWIFE HAS 0EHHEAHAHAHAHHA I BET SHE WILL GET ANOTHER ONE BEFORE YEAR ENDSBECAUSE OF COURSE SHE WILL AHAHAHAH
>>2491430holy ricebroken
>>2491423Nothing wrong with a lightly used Rice?
>>2491430Ulalabloken...
>>2491430Onii-sama, Rice detected a salty faggot on the internet!Can Rice assassinate him?
True chads learn any artistic craft and manually make their own merch which doubles as tribute.
>>2491430Let me guess, a Fat Uma trainer? Well deserved then
>>2490393>※フサイチパンドラは寝違えたために欠席です>※Fusaichi Pandora is absent due to a stiff neckWhat? Did I miss something about her?
>>2491442im a lazy faggot, but if i wasnt doing parent runs, id already start with picrel. i got some fabric for practice already, even
>Umawife has 2 figgies available>One is a low-price claw machine reward with the quality you'd expect (doesn't even have her racing outfit)>The other is an incredible figure with all the bells and whistles and it's 200 dollarsBros... what do?
>>2491452Based Chevachi trainer!
>>2491455You didn't answer
>>2491430Look forward to her food fairy figure!
>>2491450based as fuck, post pictures of it the day youre finished
>>2491455nah, she has: Boc'z outfit, preorder for an Tracen Ondo fit (both available for like 25-30 usd), picrel for a bit under 200$, at LEAST. maybe theres some other fig you can buy 2nd hand on ebay or something
>>2491450Will you sculpt Neicha's fat hotdog ears and cover them or make them covered from scratch?
Kitasan Black... I hate you...
>>2491466>artists>architects>scientists>researchers>now sculptors/vm/a- renaissance of 4chan
>>2491430
>>2491469I-I don't think those architects are the type that design buildings
>>2491471and how do you know that they dont ALSO design buildings, dotoposter?
>Gentil's seiyuu on next week's Pakalive right on time for the wedding altsHoly shit
>>2491469For me? It’s being the local bum. Hard work? Effort? No thanks! I’m going to flatline in the streets and fail a McQueen run for my welfare check.
>>2491357I want this alt instead.I'll also accept denim shortshorts alt
>>2491484You can be our local philosopher
>>2491484there's an artform for local bums that hate hard work and effort its called the haiku!!!!Haru UraraWhat a cute uma she isThis is a nice thread
I still can’t get how shiny the Kraut is! It is like people dump a bottle of tire shine everyday on him
>>2491487What is an Ace? A miserable little pile of summer rainbows
>>2491481Yeah I think this is it
>>2491490Where is Acute
>>2491490>Kraut>shitposter>chuuni>grandmaName this band
>>2491490Imagine being transported around in thah thing. Also him being so shinny apparently made people bet on him when he'd walk the paddock.
I hope wedding alts are Cafe and Gentil, about time Cafe got her second alt
>>2491495Granny Acute and the Weebler Youth
>>2491498I hope they both get wife Support cards
"Sad news" from Versaille Farm:Rose Kingdom, who once the gentleman of Versaille with his extremely calm and patience personality, has started to kick and destroy fences The Versaille Farm workers could only respond with a crying emoji
>>2490393Gyarubros, what the fuck?
>>2491498I can see it being Cafe and not at same time. I always thought she'd get a VR one like Tachyon.
Cafe doesn't deserve anything
>>2491501Who could be behind this, I wonder
>>2491501From twitter translation>Rose kingdom broke the pasture fence again this morning>[Gimlet's] training is outstanding
Cafe deserves a loving family with at least five kids, with me specifically.
>>2491513How is she supposed to feed them?
Please keep the Cafeposting to a minimum lest I go insane and start trying to run her in Gemini.
>>2491516Tachyon could probably figure something out.
>>2491519Its just mile F bwo, and you need mile S anyways
>>2491516
>>2491522DANCHOU
>>2491519>I love Cafe but I will never ever ever use her outside of longs
>>2491516Like this>>2491520Exactly
My $CFE...
>>2490796>K.Matsuyama, jockey of Star Anise, came to a recent interview like thisMan, these (nips) jockeys truly don’t give a fuck about other people when it came to their Aiba.If only Lememe has the ball to do something similar like this
>>2491531inflation hits hard
>>2491522this is heresy
>>2491542Lore reason >>2491529
>>2491528I'm not going to force my wife to endure humiliation rituals.>have to race with Mile B for almost a year>as a late surger>conversion to end isn't realistic because you need to hit Mile inspirations>late surgers have the worst win rate in public rooms so far>30% stam is the single worst possible growth for gutsmaxxing>stam is also just useless in Gemini>built-in skills are useless>can't rely on Cheer Halo because there will be a lot of end closers>only accel inherit is Pump with a tiny activation windowShe just made me proud in Taurus so she has earned some rest.
Hello there, Shiraoki Cup will be starting when clock strikes 7 in Japan on 22nd of May, this friday, which is about 8 hours and 40 minutes from now, just as the second reset happens, how about thatMatikanefukukitaru ONLYTrack will be Kikuka ShoMood will be RANDOMConditions will be RANDOMSeason? RANDOMI saw eight birds this morning so we will have to content with 15 spacesRace will be open until I wake up and can be bothered to start it, unless it somehow fills up within an hourMay luckiest one win!
>>2491555>saw eight birds this morning so we will have to content with 15 spacesKek, I don't understand a thing but this is so funny. Hopefully I'll remember to make 1 Fuku
Which accels were good on Kikuka? Can't believe I've played this for over 10 months and still don't know how to check that, the diagrams you make confuse me even more
>>2491469For me it's this Teiobro.
>>2491578i do not care about what happens on /vg/
>>2491578This is from /vg/ and thus not on of our own nor related to us
>>2491582god DAMN, Gentildonna!
>>2491582Cute Curren! I really like her fashion sense :)
>>2491585she dresses like a 40-year old
>>2491587Good!
>>2491578fake and gay
>>2491312>>2491311>all newmas except for GrassI hate modern Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>2491582Cute Rice
>>2491593Oh wait Manhattan Cafe is there tooMy point still stands tho
>>2491593and yet, if there was Fenomeno's VA present, all the replies would swoon over her and want "tomboy humiliation" or whatever, despite her being a giga newma.
>>2491600Not me I hate all newmas equally
I love all umas, newmas included except for two
>>2491604My hatelist is at one(1). I don't know how I am going to cope when she's a scenario link. Probably by shitposting.
>>2491600If Fenomeno doesn't talk and act like Mussolini I am not interested in rolling for her
>>2491604Name names
>>2491604The one newma that interests me the most is Fenomeno and she gets a fair amount of yume art too which fuels my soul even more
If your Uma raced competitively within the last 10 years she is a newma and thus lesser
>>2491600based. fenomenofags are obnoxious
I remain indifferent to most newmas, but Almond Eye has a certain magnetism that I find irresistible.
Newma hate is so forced and clearly made with bad intentions
So, since I'm going to be left behind in GL, what's the best strategy to optimise Open league CMs? Stick to MANT and spam wit?
>"Grrr I hate newma-">"What did you say?">"N-n-n-nothing GOAT GENESIS!"
>>2491628people overstate the importance of LH and Tachyon. just borrow LH, find a 9*speed parent off Chrono, and you'll be able to score a win or two for Graded B
>whining about newmas>whining about whining about newmasENOUGH1-3 Gemini room4-6 Gemini room7-9 Gemini room0 the stupidest most retardedly large jiggie I can think of
>>2491630just to check, you're not assuming I already have a great card roster, right?I don't have Fine Motion Wit
>>2491632Shiraoki has spoken.324203903242039032420390
>>2491637>7AIEEEEEE
>>2491634>I don't have Fine Motion Witme neither, the only notable things in my roster are MLB Kita, will be MLB Neicha, might be MLB pasa i dont ever use, and lots of welfare cards. i do not have creek stamina at all, my wit motion is at 0lb.Thats what i was planning to do anyway.
>>2491643>MLB Nice Naturedoing better than mebeing an umaroller has kneecapped me
>>2491643>>2491647It's reassuring to see others with a similarly weak card situation. Sometimes I feel like the only guy here without MLB Fine, Ayabe, and other MANT staples.
>>2491648Trust me there's probably more weaker Torenas here they just don't bring it up since /v/ma is full of first and second rates
i'm a cardlet shitter and i'm gonna stand on it till i die
>>2491647>being an umaroller has kneecapped mesimilar situation, but i just happened to luckshit a ton of umas (the ones not in the red, namely)>>2491648>>2491653yeah, theres just No Reason for me to hop on CM night to post my Bronzes and stuff. I roll for umas, play for fun, and thats the end of it really.
>>2491648I've been a cardlet and a group B shitter for my whole uma career>>2491659as a lucklet, EXPLODE
>>2491587Too classy for you
>>2491668What is going on with Ai's pants?
>>2491637The potential has been unleashed, with the other Narita close on her heels!Got an unexpected call at work so no repeats, sorry.
>>2491648You can cope pretty hard with weaker SSRs and SRs right now. The lack of stats hurts but you're getting the same skills and there's a lot of torenas out there that simply don't know how to build their trainees. A good S+ with solid skills has a fighting chance against some retard gutsmaxxing a UG4. I've been consistently A finals gold and even won Aquarius plat with and I didn't even have Kita MLBd until like two months ago.My point being WAGMI bros.
I finally did a MANT King Halo run, my last King Halo career was on the 31st of July and I didn't even have her outfit
>>2491674I'm still a platlet group B shitter, but I'm probably just not grinding enough for parentsI'm also likely doing something wrong and not realising. One anon a few threads ago offered to watch a recorded run and give me pointers, but I haven't gotten around to doing that yet
>>2491659It would be easier to just show who I don't have. I remember pulling for Biwa around ten times but couldn't go any further lest I risked not having pity secured for Brian (which is funny because I did in fact hit pity for her). My future uma pull plans will test my rank B luck but hopefully I don't end up having to hit pity twice in a row or else I'm turbo screwed. My best results were getting two Kawakamis in my second ten pull and my latest worst result was getting Xmas Biwa after 13 tenners (3 xoguris came before her which is bad because I don't care about her at all)
>>2491679Someone posted a recorded run and got feedback on it. I've been incorporating a lot of those tips into my runs. Not a lot better, but more consistent.
>>2491659note: i do not know why, but for some reason to me it looks like seiun has a lazy eye. is it just me?>>2491664youve just got to roll more 7s my man
>>2491010I dont think her 0.45 condition procs on this track so its a 0.25
>>2491685>youve just got to roll more 7s my manIF THIS POST IS A 7 I WILL ROLL FOR SWEEP TOSHO!
>>2491688>88im so sorry...
>>2491688Don't worry about it, anon. You'll end up rolling for her regardless.
>>2491691it's for the best. I'm low on carrots anyway
Ameribros wake up
>>24916999am? Time for a nap!
>>2491699I'm awake but working
>>2491694It's possible
>THREE food events in junior yearMakween, you're going to get a flabby Mejiro belly...
>>2491699I've been awake since 6am, its not my nap time yet
For Nishino Furaua, good parents would be Pasa and Mummy right? It's gonna suck getting Medium A and Mile S.
>>2491709This image is so funny to me
>>2491679Parents really are the biggest factor that's at least somewhat within your control. I actually ground out some mile parents for once and it makes a world of difference in the frustration of ace building, but I'm a retard that wants to frontfag without even having Wit Bourbon so my battle is nothing but uphill as far as skills.
>>2491713Never let anyone say McQueen doesn't have curves
>>2491715could be worse, I'm a retard trying to latefag
at least the nips are cheering us on
>>2491722God bless you, at least fronts are consistently good once you get the mandatory bucket of skills they need.
>>2491722I was told once to "never stop gambling", and I'm not going to allow petty inconveniences like 'meta' or 'reason' to get in my way.
>>2491723half the uncs are long dead before we synchronize
>>2491728that's the spirit, anon!remember that your oshi deserves your love whether she wins or loses!
Perhaps I should start prepping sprint parents to mutate my F sprint oshi for the next sprint CM in advance
I have to do so much prep for Gemini that I think I'm better of skipping it and preparing the next one
>set up a new uma parent>got 20 CP for my uma being borrowed>for the first time in like 6 monthsHOLY SHIT!
imagine needing bespoke studs for every CM instead of just using the same seiun with groundwork for every build lmao couldn't be me
>>2491712Plancha yes, mummy is optional, some people are running pulse or barcarole instead
>>2491744I have a sprint/mile Seiun, a medium Seiun, and a long Seiun parent. All except the first are just failed aces.
>>2491740don't abbreviate crowns worst mistake of my life
>>2491744I still don't have a single Seiun with Groundwork because it's my first time running fronts in a CM, i was tired of postponing it, it sounds so much fun
help a dummy out! i assume i have too much speed at this part of the run? ill have to focus on more wit training next time i think. is this deck alright?
>>2491758Sexzuka...Yeah, 600 speed before classic summer is really good. She has a 20% speed growth, so you should train wit and hopefully get to the senior summer camp with 800-900 speed.
>>2491758What sparks are you using? She is a bit of a powerlet. Consider switching Marvy power with Nishino power for extra power growth if you have her and then switch out Tachyon for Marvy wit for better hints.
>>2491758>>2491759Where does Suzuki rank in the Front power rankings for this CM? I'm getting my own in 2 days
>>2491758If you want to fish for high rolls, bring just Kitasan Black and replace Sweep with another Power card.
>>2491764Around the same as fujin where she's mostly a waifupick/filler but at least not a complete brick
Let's go back to hating newmas
>>2491759alright! this run a shit anyway because i took the wrong damn seiun without GW, but its good to practice regardless. but this deck is ok->>2491762>>2491765oh damnafter this run ill be able to MLB Neicha Wit, and she has 15RB. Is it worth using her instead of Fine, and borrowing like Helios power or something?so i'd have a deck of: Neicha, Bobo, Marvelous Wit; Nishino, Helios power; Kita speed?
>>2491767Can a Front team without Choco or Hag still compete?
I hate my danchou
>>2491532Lememe puts his aiba (almond eye) all over his personal merch (cafe, clothing line, etc.) instead
>>2491772My estimation of my danchou as a trainer just fucking plummeted
>>2491764She's pretty underrated. Unrestrained has a 1/3 chance of activating properly and giving you 7L of distance, which pretty much instantly wins the race unless a roided up Taishin highrolls. Concentration is ALWAYS good.The main problem is that, like every front not named V.Bourbon, S.Maru, or in this particular cup, Smart Falcon, she doesn't have enough mid race to compete with the top fronts. Her unique, which is pretty good, only works in first place, so training her is really tough, and you need to give her a fuck ton of mid race skills to compete.Only the most dedicated trainers can achieve a good winrate with her in the current meta.
The backgrounds for this event are interesting
>>2491771in group b
>>2491771Absolutely.
>>2491779:(>>2491780:)
>>2491771a properly built one sure, it's just a bit of an uphill battle but possible
I still have an SSR voucher and I have 3 rainbow crystals now I'm very tempted to use them all on Neicha since I am an LateCHAD. I'm hesitant because my plan for the longest time was to save the crystals for Tachyon so I don't have to spend 90k carats on her banner.
>>2491779>>2491780>>2491783Ok I feel I am not strong enough to build them in a way where they can compete
>>2491777If you want a more in depth breakdown of how Unrestrained works, refer to this image.
>>2490796Apparently Dream Core’s trainer passed away yesterday right as she’s about to run in the Oaks… pretty depressing honestly
>>2490912Speaking of dreams, last night I had a dream where I had to escape from the Sonozaki state from Kamen Rider W with a guy that was supposed to meet with his uma partner. The thing is after we escaped, I'm watching him look for his partner and I see Suzuka trying to approach him so I think she's his partner , but he instead goes to Machitan and hugs her, and Suzuka stops and looks at them sad, then turns around and starts to run while trying to hold her tears, all while I'm thinking, "I wish I had an uma care for me", then I woke up. Shit was weird
>>2491795>"I wish I had an uma [to take] care for me"dont we all?
>second summer ends after going well>get a funny feeling>look at deck>oh right, Kita is in the deck and hasn't even started her chain
>>2491769Bobo is basically mandatory on every front runner, Neicha is the second best wit card for MANT in terms of output. Two power cards are a bit of a waste if you want to borrow Helios you should switch Nishino with Shinko Windy if you have her.
>>2491798Professor of Curvature is starting to feel like an agemasen skill with how often this has been happening to me
My queen...
>>2491801>shinko3lb...I thought of SSR helios for two reasons: Higher power for potentially better roll, and Escape artist skillAlso, i dont remember what sparks my other Seiun has, but i believe when i select her, the full set will be: 3+3power 2+2+2+2 speed sparks. not ideal, sadly. but im trying to make something better twice a day
>>2491789go for it, it's always more fun running your favorites than hollow victories with meta umas
>>2491805she's taking you to church in that dress in one event and after you play dumb she's visibly pissed
>>2491809Thing is, I don't even get victories with meta umas that's the sad thing
>>2491805Evil horse of impure thoughts
>>2491812Then why run meta umas if the result would be the same? At least play umas you like and enjoy the process of building them, even if the CM results would be unfavourable, instead of speding weeks of running umas you dont care for to get the same result
>>2491807This is what i'm using for my fronts. Just switch out Fine with Neicha. Speed sparks are very bad on Suzuka because she has such high speed growth. If you want to search for better parents you can use this site: https://uma.moe/databaseJust set the filters to what you need.
Realistically, just how hard it is to pull off a usable Urara ace this CM?
>>2491814You are right, but I wish I did have one of the meta ones in my stable, hell I don't have ANY version of Bourbon or Maru, not even the OGs, I would like to also play their careers beyond the meta. When is the next selector?
>>2491815>Speed sparks are very bad on Suzuka because she has such high speed growth.yeah, i kinda figured, but i was out of the borrows when i started that run. oh well, when life gives you lemons and stuff.other than power blues and GW white sparks, what else could be useful? mile pinks?
>Junior year>Rainbow guts with two others on it at a 2% fail>Skip a rival G3 for it>It failsIs it an omen?
>>2491824High power, GW sparks, Mile pinks, high affinity, lots of generically useful white sparks, useful grandparent ults.
>>2491826yea it's THE mile S fast learner run
Haha
>>2491820Raising turf from G while also hitting mile S is already ballbusting, to say nothing of actually hitting the good stats/skills.You could make it work it you cope in open maybe.
>>2491740>recent parent run hit SS>more than a dozen white skills fill the page all 2*>3* TS Climax, this is the good one>1* blue sparkI haven't got a single 3* blue since MANT began despite hitting 600+ every stat nearly every run, I'm so tired
>>2491837I'm going to murder someone, haha I fucking love being tbe number 1 recipient of the no power-mile spark award! Im such a happy little cuck trainer getting absolutely nigger raped by RNG! I LOVE PARENT GRINDING!!!!!!!!!!
>>2491841Most sane der/v/ poster
>>2491820>Luck on turf sparks>Luck on mile sparks>Luck on trainingsDoable but it's not easy. This was my best effort so far.
sho we wokin on miles now or somethin'?
>>2491845SHEESh for sure nigga, i'm finna be training my rizzed up narita godshin fr
>>2491835>yea it's THE mile SWait...
>>2491820It’s hard, but I saw one in the wild so it’s definitely not impossible.
>>2491843I would definitely like to try but I don't want to farm parents for her, she needs a lot of work
>Kale juice out the ass>No cupcakes, mood down events every 3 turns
>>2491869Mood can't get any worse when it's awful. Bottom's up!
>>2491820What the others said. Also NY.Haru is like ten times better as an End Closer than an LS. So good luck trying to balance 3 different sparks she needs. OG Haru is also kinda bad all around :(
>>2490935I'M TRYING TO GET THOSE TOO NEIGHGA THIS GAME IS HARD AS FUCK
>>2491362She is bigger than expected
>>2491777I don't train Suzuka but I do get Final Push on some of my Fronts and it does activate at a decent point most of the time. I see a lot of sloptuners saying the skill sucks but I don't get it.And Fronts are not super common so you can make off meta Fronts win a decent chunk of the time. Especially since a lot of Fronts don't even have PP+DD
>Wake up>Yurohours were goodNo.....this can't be....
>>2490935they help but i wouldn't say an ace is dead if they don't have it, i would even place THH, PTO and even Slipstream as a higher priority, from my own experience starting gate and activation timing play a big factor on how useful they are
>>2491887Summary of the Yurohours?
>>2491892Not him but I prefer calling it SEAhours, and he's probably talking about those hours having yuri discussions, which isn't even bad.
>>2491892We talked about our love of fresh vegetables, football, and strong government regulations.
does anybody else have problems with connection? for the last hour the loading times became shit and i got DC'd twice
>>2491076Best post ITT BTW
Is summer makween any good? I'm gonna aim for summer gold ship (my wife) but I wouldn't mind getting spooked by mcqueen. Anyone sell me on her?
>>2491820Literally impossible during mant.
another day of sliming five careers at classic year late march
>>2491887Do Yankbros read the missed posts?
>>2491916I do but I'm a NEET so my time is worthless.
>>2491920>my time is worthlessIts when when grind fans ;D
>>2491916>wake up>new thread with 900 postshell no
>>2491921Holy fucking brainfart>its *not when **you grind fans
>>2491906Summer mcqueen is pace chaser bright, she's good for longs. Pull for her because she's pure sex and has a nice ass
>>2491892
>>2491906Eh, its aight
>>2491929At least look at the OC and the convo below >>2491100Yanks you missed a Godly delivery
>>2491931That is so fucking absurd that you did this that its actually hilarious>>2491930
>>2491906>If you're in front in the second half of the race, your speed will increase; bonus duration depending on your remaining stamina>0.15 spdlooks okay >If you didn't have a late start to the race, your stamina will recover in the first half of the mid-race>0.75(!) recoveryseems like she's a gigalong specialist, but Mile F kinda fucks her for MANT and the next Long is the Arima Kinen rerun in october
>>2491935I presume meant for >>2491925
>>2491931tokens well spent
>>2491931Falcon is FUCKING NASTY
>>2491936Wait hold on, now we are talking
>>2491935Meant for >>2491925How the fuck did I missclick
>>2491931Souless AI slop but compressed anon funposts got some large keks out of me.Are we actually going to take down Hakuraku?
>>2491941>>2491936>>2491930In fear of being spooked by gold shit, i will whale and get from from a Selector
I skim through every thread because otherwise I tend to miss OC, a funny joke that will inevitably be referenced or something meta that will piss people off
>>2491930>Pull for herNyo, I will not pull a Goldshit banner.
>>2491931BREAKING NEWSSmart Falcon allegedly called "FUCKING NASTY" by local anon
>>2491555Five hours before the cup, speaking of...how do I make the room private so strangers don't show up?There seems to be a private slot option for club members and mutual follows but I don't think that's it
>mile S first inspo>no gw>barely any stam from shop and races>3 wit cards and still ended up a witletGoddamit, I just can't stop producing glue tier umas
>>2491956Your "make puclic" switch is off by default
>>2491946No thanks, it's useful for theorycrafting. I was hyping up falco early on and I'm glad it's paying off.
>>2491956What do you mean 5 hours? I thought it was on Friday, it's still Thursday, can we delay a bit?
>>2491930>>2491936I thought her butt was a lot smaller than it looks huh
>>2491956rooms automatically start as private, you have to manually make them public
>>2491946>Are we actually going to take down Hakuraku?No offense but questions like this deserves a "redditor" award
>>2491964I was thinking at starting at 7am Japan time, but I can do it 7pm if its more convenient, it will be 22nd of may for me either way
>>2491976DON'T LOOK WIN VARIATION ANON
hakuraku more like haku tuah
>>2491906Consider the following:
>>2491978Helios would say this if it was 2022
>>2491956After you make a room, in the lobby, you have a switch like this. It is off by default.
>Hit mile S and even End S>Guts training slags off>Wit training slags offI wish I was shocked. Side not, this Bamboo Memory has not given me her gold a single fucking time, I feel like it is simply not worth using her over just boring MLB CB as the white version of her skill comes out more than enough just from race hints. Also FineMo and CB as wit just seems fucking miserable so far, lowroll after lowroll.
>>2491979I will have all 3 Mackies and I will use none of them in CMs!
>>2491976lmao
>>2491948>>2491948>Afraid of getting a Parent for one of the strongest Skills for TTRetards
I haven't seen S umas posted in a LOOOOONG time until now, is gutmaxxing truly that bad?
>>2491931>community bonding over shared cuckingDoes /vm/a really?
>>2491990>TTWho gives a fuck?
>>2491989KEK
>>2491993Its the teiobros
>>2491931>condor wife agendaMom, the AI is hallucinating again. But it's kinda based.
>>2491990In about ten months of playing, i ran gold shit twice. That was enough for me. If i ever decide to metafag in TT, ill just borrow her.
Holy Gold broken
>>2491987The perfect trophy wife.
>>2491931The hell is hakuraku?
>>2491989Half of tracen would post on umacels
>>2492009Tracen is filled with mob umas, we only see the cream of the crop. And a few others like haru and nature.
>>2492008Allow mehttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategyIt's a bot that spectates all public matched
>>2492004She wouldn't say that!
>>2491990I'm never running shitty Goldshit, I simply hate her and her oh so quirky and random bullshit. I wont pull her banner, if she spooks me I will never raise a single potential level.
>>2492008It's the site that you've probably seen posted that shows you public matches information like successful team comps, uma success, builds that are winning. Etc
>>2492012Oh, so you can see what people are bringing wit that
Reddit TachyonReddit ShipReddit CafeReddit Halo
Mark my words, the next SSR support I pull WILL be a Neicha dupe.
>>2492026>Reddit Cafei blame the fags that didn't even play her career
>>2492030Dont do it
>>2492026>cafeSince when? Did i miss some recent development?
>>2492026When evolved skills and Lates finally grt cards you're gonna eat those words bud.
>>2492026Sorry anon, I don't form my opinion of an uma based on what reddit likes
>>2492039She has the 2nd or 3rd most art ever. She's really really popular
>>2492043We are from /v/ remember? We are obsessed with Reddit, trannies and Twitter
When does the age of lates begin?
I'm sick of having an unpopular wife so it's time to make a change. Who do I choose if I want a wife that's always going to get collabs and merch and lots of fan art?
>>2492061Ai
>>2492061This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this website
>>2492061Almond Eye
>>2491940>>2491955hi i'm nasty
>>2492061Tachyon, Cafe, Goldship, Rice or Haru UraraAnd don't forget to kill yourself!
>>2492061You are a bitch
>>2492061Almond Eye, Stay Gold, and Forever Young.
>>2492056The dawn of the age of lates begins in early GM where they get a lot of good cards to borrow and really strong umas released, then in the second anniversary with the skill reworks and new cards that are worth chasing they enter the golden age
>>2492061Almond fraud, but you are a ghoul
>>2492061
>>2491973make it open for 24h and then just start when it's full
I'm going to run sMaru, Seiun and front vampRice to kill vBourbons
>>2491989My rival quit the game 2 CMs ago
>>2492072Oh I'm pulling something alright.
>>2492061/BEE/mapyoi danchou...
>>2492072This is what caused Seiunlets?
>>2492090I got 8 plats, can I apply to be your rival?
>Start new career>Accidentally rest the first turnGlue it is
>>2492099uhh your rest/date confirmations?
Is Ignited Spirit Power good for CM14?
>>2492061You should be ashamed of being this much of a whore
>>2492097No he was my first rival and the only person whose umas I saved as practice partners. Nobody else could fill that spot, I'll remain rivalless forever unless he comes back
>>2492097After careful consideration, we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates whose experience more closely aligns with our current needs. We appreciate your interest in the role and wish you the best in your future endeavors
>>2492103it's always good when you need a gamble accel
>>2492114Would you want it over mid-leg or no?I'm running Pace Pasa
I guess I'm not joining the Fuku race!
>>2492117depends on which mid-race speed but having a strong mid race speed + head-on should be better
...https://files.catbox.moe/xat1kr.mp3
I just realised that I can't filter by white sparks to see which veterans have groundwork sparks, this is horrible, why can't we filter by skill? Any other game would have this functionality
>>2492128Use the memo function they added
Is this good for a Nishino deck? Everybody tells me to geed Speed Star and Firm Menace but I don't have Fine Motion
Wanna run something by yall, if running triple front wouldn't it be worth to put Budding blossom on my aces too? One front proccing angling and plancha is not enough to avoid getting run down by taishin. It's like how some people had shooting on fronts during scorpio.
>>2492127oh shit i didn't realize we were pushing, i need to step up
>>2492131The what now?
>>2492137SfV worked during Scorpio because runaway Suzu was meta and most races had at least one of them
>>2492135I wouldn't take an LB1 NTR personally, I'd rather take a kitasan since prof is good anyway.
>>2492139
>>2492142And most rooms will probably have around 3+ fronts no?
>>2492143Kita is better for single speed setups, NTR theoretically better but you're going to cap speed once every 5 runs
>>2492128Personally I use stickers to to remember which uma is which
>>2492127Oy neigh... lost
>>2492146>>2492150Shit man I thought you meant there was a function to help me find the groundwork sparks, do I have to sort through my 240 veterans manually? Really? MH had better filters for skills and talismans god damn it
>>2492155I didn't hear no bell
Is runaway suzuka not a viable booster for front and pace? Given that the biggest individual threat is taishin you'd want to help boost the pace up.
>>2492124GotchaThanks nonny
Im thinking budding blossom shpuld actually go in taishin builds over pump or shadow break from some testing I've been doing
>>2492159Difficult to get it just right without your runaway cannibalizing your own angling.
>>2492156you can run some dll wizardry and upload whole roster to umamoe or chrono to check all the parents there
I really want to make Urara work, but when she's functionally useless if you don't hit the first turf spark it's just too much hassle and I simply cannot justify burning glued runs just to borrow turf spark parents. I get the whole point of Urara was that the real horse was a turbo jobber who only ever ran on dirt, but making the character functionally useless for 99.99% of content unless you drag your balls through glass to use her is just shit design.
>>2492149>>2492143Thanks, I just thought it was kind of worth it for the skill, since LB1 is only slightly worse in the speed department.
>>2492180I'm on the same boat but MANT is fucking cruel with time. I'll try in later scenarios,
>>2492184Time isn't even the worst part with MANT, she's completely gimped when you can only really guarantee her a C turf for classic year.
Guys please, MANT is about the worst time to oshigame, especially for Haru
>>2492177I can? Is that something people usually do? Because it sounds like something people would do as an umatool
>>2492127NIGEKIRI
>>2492180Just wait until GL bro. I had fun running NY Urara on Unity but here it's just pure pain and honestly not worth it unless I were a turbo neet, and even then there's better things to do than wasting 1hour per try at extremely low affinity to get double or triple turf inspirations. Once careers are back to being 10-15 minutes we'll be back
.>>2492180I still remember how I absolutely jobbed the Dirt CM with Haru, but somehow got 1st place with her in the Sprint Cup. Good times. But as a hardcore Haru fan, yeah, she kind of sucks in MANT. Don’t worry though, the next Dirt Cup (Medium) is during the next scenario, so that’ll finally be her time to shine
>>2492194NIGEKIREMOTTO I WANT YOU
>>2492191I watch CM runs for about an Hour total. I play the game and do runs for about 20 hours. Why would i waste 20 hours playing a character i dont care for, to only watch 1 hour of wins, while i can enjoy 20 hours of my oshi, but suffer only one hour of losing?
>>2492191Honestly I disagree, in the three MANT CMs I've had good success running my waifu picks. Only lost taurus due to missing the witcheck
>>2492193not sure how common it is but there are some tools flying around, you still need to install stuff so i would thread carefullyhttps://roster.uma.guide/
>>2492200>I watch CM runs for about an Hour total. I play the game and do runs for about 20 hoursAlright, I didn't know you were like that, best of luck then
>>2492180>and I simply cannot justify burning glued runs just to borrow turf spark parentsTo be honest with you, having looked into it myself, I don't think the parents you can borrow for her are good enough anyways. She probably needs two of your own custom made parents if you want efficient attempts.
>>2491931>Grass is a lesbian and doesn't deserve weddingNuke all the data centers
>>2492202My waifus? Xoguri, Bourbon and SMaru
What do I need to do to get Commander Spe
>>2492202And my Oshis? Summer Maru, XOguri and VBourbon!
>>2492205Im NTA. I run whatever umas i feel like running, be they meta or not. I just rationalize it that way.
>>2492209you need to be best in japan
>>2492209inherit the gold skill from the sirius card which reminds me i still gotta play the story chapters
>>2492206They aren't, but in all my time I haven't spat out a decent parent just for bumping her to turf A on my own.
>>2492198NTA but that's gonna be a huge uphill battle but I'm gonna try my absolute best make her work.>Rickey running around>Xog track with u=ma2 and 777 acting as triggers>Even without those, there are stronger dirter umas running around like inari one and smart falconThe adversity will make victory sweeter
>>2492196The one saving grace of Urara over other MANT careers is that you know if the run is glue as soon as the first inspiration, since there's really no point in going forward if she's stuck with turf C for the rest of classic and early senior year.
>>2492219>>2492222So I just need to get the skill on any random uma I want? Or is there something else I need to do
>>2492210>S. MaruObjectively one of the hottest umas in the game>V. BourbonBourbon is one of the second hottest umas in the game>X*guriNobody is attracted to her like that, that's where you lost me
>>2492225>there are stronger dirter umas running around>smart falconheh
>>2492232Hey, be more kind to o/v/r QUEEN!
I don't find Bourbon all that hot
>>2492228I think thats how it works, you need an uma with "best in japan" and then you give the energy of that uma to spe in the main story.
>>2492202Based Xogger enjoyerhttps://files.catbox.moe/v6uhz5.webm
>>2492225what about dirt mutated smaru?
I think Oguri is sexy and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>2492234/v/ pretending oguri isn't crazy attractive is insane
>>2492240>>2492242These people get it i want to FUCK this thing, I VOTED FOR HER!!!!
>>2492235>tops the booba tier list>top 5 of hip to waist ratio>subservient android
>>2492237Ok then guess I'll do the brick Sprint missions and try to get the best in Japan skill on the same run
>>2492248>i want to FUCK this thing
>>2492249>calls you masterbaker
>>2492249She's also so utterly autistic that I can't lewd her, imagine her stupid emotionless robot larp as you're fucking her
>>2492253Commander spe doesn't get here until after air shakur so we got time, she releases during the seiun and brian rerun
>>2492207>posts slopmost intelligent grassbro
NYOOOO
>>2492235Saved this pic for the Bourbonfags now that you remind me
>>2492265Ye but I have no reason to run a Sprint uma for the missions right now so I might as well get the Spe uma and the missions done in the same runThese race a random G2 during a G1 turn missions have been pure cancer
Where do oldmas stop and numas start for you?
>>2492271How exactly does this make her run faster
Grass is incredibly sexy but she would be awful to date
>>2492275Neo Universe
>>2492275>oldmasreleased>newmasunreleased
>>2492275TM Opera O
>>2492277Grass wonder to me strikes me as the most real to what an actual girl is like.
>>2492277She'd dom me and force me to sit in seiza for hours, and i think thats pretty hot.
>>2492275Newmas begin with gimlet for me
>>2492286Cause she's delusional as fuck?
>>2492277>He doesn't enjoy a little toxicityImagine the passionate yet rough hatesex after a fight and making up. You don't get it.
>>2492286Being close to 3DPD isn't really a complement.
>>2492286Real women definitely have that envious/bitter thing going on for sure. "Fake niceness" but is actually a cruel mistress
>>2492276It doesn't, it makes her fly like Inspector Gadget though
>>2492290No because she's a bit cagey and passive aggressive.
You "people" don't deserve Grass Wonder. I will keep her all to myself.
>>2492275There are no newmas, just younger oldmas
>>2492292*compliment in this case
>>2492277Nah I find girls who can be a bitch to other women very hot, we'd be a power couple
>>2492299You deserve therapy...
>>2492277even if she would be a naggy passive agressive perfectionist gf she would still be on the top half of uma gfs, some of them seem really high maintenace
>>2492277Grass is in the extreme of both ends, she would enjoy dominating some shota, or get dominated by some ojisan, there is no inbetween.
>>2492299Everyone loves grass
>>2492303Detesting women is just one more thing we can bond over
>>2492291I don't want my tires slashed because she saw me texting my sister.
I still remember the night Grass died and Deltatroons thought it would be funny to shit all over his mural on that pixel art map thing.
>>2492291I never understood the concept of hatesex or how can such a thing even come to happen in an argument where you say awful things to each other. Then again, I've never been in a relationship so
Grass a hot!
Someone woke up and decided he wants to crash $GRASS
>>2492313with no survivors
>>2492313If Grass PR is this volatile then this is simply the straw that broke the camel's back
>>2492313$GRASS is a pillar of the economy since she defeated Falcon in the Cancer stakes, nothing can crash it
Everything about her says "almost but not good enough!"Fast Learner but couldn't take DD because PP didn't spark, nor PTO or THH or Slipstream. Nobody wanted to hang out in wit. She's overstammed like a motherfucker but no guts. 3* GW spark but shit blue and pink.Still gonna run her. Got two other aces to make.
Things were better when Grass-sama was shogun. No flatliners, no clock shortages, the /v/ jannies bowed to our will. Nobody complained about being forced to drink green drinks!
https://files.catbox.moe/ymt4ne.mp4I will always have this plat no matter how bad the rest of my MANT runs continue to be
>>2492313If anything, reminding the thread that she's hot as fuck is increasing the value of $GRASS.
>>2492311it doesn't exactly follow reason. More just the release of two people after dealing with each other's insanity for a period of time
>>2492311When you feel extreme emotions about something, they will get confused and intertwined. The most common and well known one is the suspension bridge affect, where arousal from fear gets mixed with sexual arousal. It applies to love and hate too. Love something too much and it eventually becomes twisted, the things you hear about from wifebeaters or fictional tragedies. The opposite can also happen, hate something so much that you end up becoming aroused, which makes you hate it more, which gets you lore aroused.It doesn't apply much to uma girls unless you're headcanoning a bit out there that toreina is a dickhead that makes umas hate him and someone with a strong personality like Gold City.
>>2492311When emotions run wild that hate is just another facet of love. The fact is that she is being so intense because she feels really strongly about you. The sex is just a vehicle, an escape valve, for those feelings after things have been logically resolved and you are back to being good with each other. Things were resolved, but the embers of that emotional intensity still remain. What should you do with those feelings? Well the answer is kinda obvious.
I would never hate fuck Falco, she's nasty
>>2492271
How about some propaganda?https://jiggie.fun/HjfHr9Pic unrelated.
You know all this talk about grass, I think I'm starting to realize I have a type, only girls I've ever been into have been kinda mean and bitchy. I've never been a fan of moeblobs, I like someone that will tell me off, the stronger the personality the better
Since our resident normalfriends are explaining emotions right now could you explain what this expression is meant to convey?
>>2492349>Hold on little Grass... Spe-chan will love the real me some day, too!
>>2492326>>2492333>>2492334Thanks for the explanation, fuck some of you know very well how to put feelings into words, maybe you've experienced such a thing before? I hope I can too
>>2492349Barely contained lust
Why is Grass always portrayed as lusting for Spe when IRL both horses were male? it makes no sense
>>2492356Grass wonder (the horse) once got extremely horny and got a boner when he met with special week (the horse) again, while spe got extremely angry and freaked out because he despised chestnut horses
>>2492363So Grass was gay even in IRL?
Grass would crush your balls with zero hesitation.
>>2492365Nah, Grass thought he was being led to mating with a mare, not a reunion with a rival
>>2492365
>>2492369>Grass thought he was being led to mating with a mareSo it went likeShe kinda bad tho... Is that Frost?
>>2492367Hot
>>2492374I love Grass man, soft girl with a bitchy side, an actual personality
>>2492367>El impersonates Spe>eats every single carrot out of a garden
>>2492375...kinda yeah? There's a video of the encounter actually, Grass is very obviously aroused and eager until he gets a close look and notices that oh shit, it's a pissed off special week then he calms down
>/v/ma - bottom trainers
>>2492382Oh I train bottoms alright
I share a number of personality traits with grass wonder and internalize criticisms of her with criticisms of me.I love her but I wouldn't date her because two people with our communication style would not work in a relationship together.
>>2492382She has a big bottom alright
>Special WeekVery inexperienced, nervous and shy but naturally skilled>Grass WonderHard femdom>El Condor PasaTalks big game, ends up being extremely submissive once clothes come off>King HaloDoesn't have sex>Seiun SkyPillow princess that waits for the perfect moment where you leave your guard down to switch and drain your soul>Tsurumaru TsuyoshiDies as you stick it inI am correct
>>2492367This is so funny, fuck
>>2492391>>King Halo>Doesn't have sexKing Pervert has the best sex out of all of them
>>2492391>Grass Wonder>Hard femdomShe's a switch
>>2492391>King HaloWRONGSO WRONG
sometimes i fantasize about my trainee coming home drunk after coming up second in a race and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her t-shirt. please help is there any hope for me
All this talk makes me want to run Grass Wonder but i don't have the deck to build her as strong as she deserves ;_;
Grass wonder isn't into femdom. She wants to be passionately loved, to be made a woman, but is not honest with herself to let her partner know that. So he's just doing the best he can to be gentle which makes her a bit frustrated with him that he can't read her mind and with herself that she can't openly say "fuck me harder".
>>2492407Most based post ITT
>>2492407
>>2492417
>>2492391What about her?
All this Grass talk is proof why she should get the wedding alt
The starvation has made /v/ma delirious
>>2492417>113 wins, 0 losses
>>2492419>not part of the golden generationNOT included
*cough* so about that game, huh! How many sparks do I REALLY need for End Cheer Halo? I could really use more mile sparks...
>>2492417>>2492415oh my...
>>249240920 spd 10pwr makes it pretty easy to run her
>>2492433discussing the characters is gameplay discussion
>>2492433Going from end D to A means you're gonna need dedicated end parent on one side
>>24924337* to get to A, but you can still do B End but get a lot of Wit to compensate.
>>2492433If I recall correctly you need like 9 or so right?
>>2492444>>2492447Curses! Its probably 9 though, welp, time to run Rudolf some more
I love miles for the sole reason that it lets me actually go full mile sparks instead of wasting 2 pink sparks on mile to get my milelet wife to A.
it's 6-7 but 6 is upside down
When you guys build parents do you guys use borrows on grandparents?
>>2492464Yeah, I do two runs a day, might as well
>>2492464I don't have enough time to do six or more runs a day so yes.
>>2492464Borrows are a free grandparent with optimal sparks, you'd be retarded not to from a time standpoint.
>>2492464it's the most efficient way to do it since you can borrow cracked grandparents with 3/3 sparks and tons of whites
>>2492464Usually a 3 spark of mine and a borrow
I can't fit Barcarole into my Grandparents, how am I meant to get a late race speed? also do I gutsmaxx fronts?
>>2492386BPD anon...
>open gifts>10 friend pointsI had completely forgotten this system existed with how long ago it was that someone borrowed my uma.
>>2492399She would play the part of submissive Japanese housewife but be bored the entire time. She only gets into it when she's on top.
>>2492464Absolutely
Am I an Oguri simp yet?
>>2492391Spe would be completely clueless but very eagerKing would involve lots of crying and consoling
>>2492486That's not even a spechud size portion
>>2492486that burger on the left does not look appetizing, on that image at least. are The Meats that gray irl as well?
>>2492486Dude what the actual fuck is that thing on the left
>>2492495that's a natural laxative
>>2492499>natural
>three sleep deprived in a row pre debutWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
She's tempting me to do a not so cheeky tenner...
>>2492503Just quit the run at that point, it's over.
>>2492492Yeah, it is naturally just that gray. It's because it's ACTUALLY cooked all the way through and then left alone with nothing to stop its oxidization, unlike your typical deli cuts, which get sodium nitrate to make it remain pink and aren't technically fully cooked.It doesn't look appealing, but I'd honestly wager it's (very slightly) safer to eat, and it doesn't affect the flavor at all.
>>2492486Jesus Christ are those intestines? Do Americans really?
>>2492508But the fans? What about the fans?
>>2492486horse meat?
>>2492506I've put an ill advised 50 towards her... I don't even really need her because pace sprint but she's too seductive. She hopefully doesn't take too long to spook me.
>>2492508Somehow still got enough stats pre debut. And the first shop has 7 items (2 carrots, 1 +20, 2 manuals, 1 +40% and a gold hammer) I didn't even know you could get that many items in the first shop
Does Arby's sponsor /v/ma now or what?
>>2492495HER NAME IS CURREN CHAN
>>2492486What degree of difference lies between Arby's and Jack n' the Crack?
>>2492486That's not the meat mountain, you get the 1lb option?
>>2492486That actually looks inedible.
>>2492486That bread looks soft and gross, do they not toast their buns?
>>2492488Hey now, while Kingu would fee down, its gonna take a lot to make her cry
>>2492512It's literally just oxidized meats that were left under a slicer lamp. Have you never seen fully-cooked meat that didn't have sodium nitrates added to it?
>>2492486>Nobody mentioning the radioactive blue toxic drink
I'M NOT EATING ARBYS SHILL FUCK OFF
>>2492512It looks like boiled meat to me, really, I would be surprised if that sandwich tastes like anything
The sliders are good at Arby's
>>2492490>>2492492>>2492495>>2492512>>2492515>>2492530>>2492533Half pound roast beef.
>>2492538>Defending this
>the fatty gets her second crown>/v/ma gets flooded with fast food sponsorships
>>2492486>im ready to settle down now
>>2492486TORENA YOU CAN'T DIE YET
>>2492553Tracen has to make money somehow
The one shilling arby's? Der/v/'s.
Fuku stakes soon?
>>2492552Do mutts really?
>>2492540>radioactive blue toxic drinkIt only looks like that because it's hyper-diluted from the soda fountain. Your normal Powerade looks identical to the Powerades you can get in Europe. Taste is a different matter but hush.>>2492544>boiled meatIt's not, and it tastes like salted deli meat that was thrown in an oven... because it was.The reason it looks like that is because Arby's has a policy where the meat can be left under a slicer's heat lamp for up to 4 hours before they have to cook new meats, which allows it to oxidize.>>2492552>chitlinsI get the joke, but literally no American would ever eat that. That is such an unbelievably European meme. You can't even localize your insults properly, Christ.>>2492533I mean, aside from the usage of growth hormones, the meat is 100% compliant with EU regulations and standards.No, the growth hormones don't affect the flavor or the color, though I think it does affect the texture ever so slightly.
>>2492552That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person.
>>2492567Before you ask, no, I'm not going to defend the growth hormones. I wish they weren't used either. I'm just pointing out that that's literally the only thing stopping Arby's from serving that to (You) Europeans.
Talk about the game not your fucking goyslop niggers what is this /ck/
I don't see no cheese or Arby's sauce on that thing
>>24925652 hours when clock strikes 7 in Japan, but if you don't have anything ready then don't worry, I will go to sleep right after so its gonna stay open for a while
>>2492486Oguri eats this in the royal palace while we starve
>>2492578>what is this /ck/not until someone posts ja/ck/
A-AHBY'S¿???????
>>2492579It's just a half pound of roast beef on buns. It tasted good.
>>2492586
>>2492579>arby's sauceIt's Arby-Q in my heart.>>2492586Haha, I love you anon.
>>2492582Arby's is essentially jack food though.
>>2492578It's a funny callback burgerbro.
Alright Euros, I'm hungry. What disgusting restaurant do you want me to pull from? McDonalds, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Wendy's or Denny's?Please don't say Wendy's, the buns are always fucking soggy as shit.
Im so confused on what base fuku is supposed to be, am I supposed to run her pace or late? Her kit does nothing
>>2492363YO THIS CHESTNUGGER GAY
>>2492608Jack cause anons keep making comparisons. Get two extra soggy tacos with whatever you get.
>>2492609I always run her as a late and she defaults to that, her alt also gives you slick surgeBesides she has B in pace
>>2492609she's good as both pace and late, even as a front, the alt is the one that is mostly locked to late
>>2492567Why do you sound like you work as an Arby's spokesperson?
>>2492609She has a shit kit but her unique works better as a late.
>>2492582isn't Sounds of Earth the ja/ck/ uma?
>>2492608I have no clue about American restaurants that aren't the big ones but Jack in the box's dude always made me kek in those ads. I don't even know if it's good
>>2492618>front fukuBut why
>>2492580PLEASE I NEED MORE TIME START IT AT 7PM IN JAPAN I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE IT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2492638to guarantee angling
Kikuka might be the worst track ever. Not a single accel looks usable.
>>2492636It's called Jack in the Crack for a reason. Because you'll crack your asshole as you shatter the toilet bowl when hot diarhhea floods the restaurant and then you find out your insurance doesn't cover property damage.
i'm 77% sure at least 3 autists have built the exact same fuku as me but better
>>2492621Because I am ;)Alright, but seriously I'm just trying to point out that it's not as bad as it looks. Americans get a bad rap for their food and I'm kind of tired of it. Our food isn't perfect, but it's not like we're eating sewage.(For the record, soda dispenser powerade does actually taste like sewage, at least in my area. I don't know why. Our water isn't that bad.)>>2492636I actually like it a fair bit, though their egg rolls always, and I mean ALWAYS look over-fried. I don't know why.>>2492615>two extra soggy tacosI will barely be able to eat what I normally get. I'm still kinda full from gorging myself at Cattleman's last night but I also recognize I need to have breakfast at some point, and what better time than at 1 PM?
>>2492640Anon this is a fun race, are you buidling her for a goddamn CM or are you just busy? I was actually thinking on starting it at 7pm, open at 7am, start at 7pm, just need to find a third 7 to cram there
tenth career in a row with no groundwork
>>2492655>busyI was busy all day
>>2492651What does a good fuku build even look like
>>2492628the /ck/uma is actually HIshiama
>>2492658Alright then, don't worry, I'll open it at 7am but start at 7pm
>>2492648Man I don't know why there are so many jokes about sharting your assholes wide open after a meal like that. I've had Taco Bell in Europe many times and I am fine every time, what the fuck are they feeding you bros?
>>2492659idk look at that fucking track 1000 stam + 1 gold ignoring conditions and mood and i don't even have that
Culver's is the best fast food chain right now.
>>2492659Long ShotSuper Lucky 7Radiant StarTriple 7sOuter post efficiencyInner post efficiencyCorner ConnoisseurNo Stopping MeIgnited Spirit GUTSIgnited Spirit WITCome What MayOn Your Left
I WANT HALF TP CONSUMPTION BACK
>>2492663I can't tell you to be honest. I've never had that kind of an experience here in the States either. I don't have Taco Bell often though, so maybe that's why.
>>2492652Oh shit are you my coworker?
>>2492663The joke is I haven't actually eaten fast food in about 6 years. I fucked my heart from being an alcoholic My Dad just used to make fun of it and people who ate fast food growing up.
>>2492628>>2492660Man are you guys for real? The answer is literally obvious
>>2492665What a burger has the worst fries ever.
>>2492676Checkers has the best.
>>2492671Damn I hope you are ok anon
>>2492670Unless I have found employment without realizing it, no. I'm still a college student.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLF82ij5D7s
>>2492665>>2492676>>2492678This is the most American discussion I've ever seen. Those names all sound made-up too
>>2492679Healthier than I've ever been now that the worst thing I drink is coffee and sparkling water.
>>2492665No that's In-N-Ou
>>2492678I haven't had Checkers since like 2019 but I don't remember anything remarkable about the fries.
Is 1 Speed, 2 Wit, 3 Guts the deck to use for everyone this CM or only Lates and Ends?
>>2492665Most fast food is genuinely inedible now. Chickfila and Culvers are the only two chains I'm willing to eat if I'm really desperate but they're still awful. I can't wait to go to europe and eat actual food again.
>good junior and classic year>the shittiest senior year imaginableI LOVE WASTING 40 MINS FOR GLUE
>>2492685We don't play about fast food. Or at least we used to, it's all pretty shit now.>>2492687INO is some of the most overrated shit out there and I say this as a Cuckifornian.>>2492689I haven't had Checkers since like the early 00s so I'm probably wrong about it now. But their staple seasoned curly fries were always the best.
>>2492685Checkers is made up. It's actually called Rally's
>>2492675Akebono is a feeder but Amazon is a doting mom who is worried if you're not eating. Why does Sounds of Earth have a cooking thing? I barely know anything about her.
>>2492697Akebono is also literally a chef and all about cooking down to her story, outfit and personality
>>2492694shits so bad I just lost the crane game because all three catchs fell in like 1 second after being picked
>>2492695INO is at least affordable still, no idea if that's still the case in CA. It is here at least.
>>2492693 >>2492695I was in Europe last year for a two week tour across Germany, France and Spain. Their food did not leave me terribly impressed, so unfortunate the food decline is not just an American thing. And fuck you Germany in particular for only ever having sparkling water available when I needed water the most.
>>2492684tamamo's voice is so erotic
>>2492699>Bounceslop
>>2492690Its for ends, I think fronts want a traditional build
>>2492703>german foodunderstandable>france and spainwhere the fuck were you eating
>>2492697the joke is that Sounds of Earth can't cool for shit that's why she gives you candy in her valentine's altja/ck/ is the guy that /ck/ constantly mocked for undercooking chicken and proudly sharing his shitty recipes
>>2492690Please answer this poor guy, I'm having fun talking about food but I feel bad
>>2492657Sounds like a weak parent problem. How many GW sparks do you have on your parents?
>>2492712I DID THOUGH ;_;
>>2492690Fronts do a traditional build with helios for escape artistPaces can do both
>>2492716Didn't see it sorry ;_;
>>2492690I think guts builds are a meme unless you have good parents and want to fish for a high roll. The traditional 2/1/3 works very well and you can finish your aces quickly doing it.
>>2492708I'm too F2Poor to run Fronts so Gutsmaxxing it is.
>>2492711>/v/ma - coo/ck/ing loreand i wuv it!
Since we are kind of on the topic now, I saw some discussion about it this morning and it got me thinking. Which umas would put on a few (or let themselves go a bit) after retirement? Which would stay in shape? do you agree with this list? (architects and Americans can give some input)
Why is double runaway and taishin a successful comp wtf
>>2492731Runaways fight each other, block angling and die would be my guess, especially considering angling is the only good accel for fronts
>>2492730Why fujin?ive yet to play her career
I'm returning after a 3 mo break. Outside of manhatten cafe which globals let you umapyoi them?
>>2492710Germany had the best food of the trip, frankly.I can't remember all of the restaurants but there were some very strange picks in France. It was a guided tour, so the restaurants were mostly not our picks. We ended up eating McDonalds a fair bit, and there was this one Moroccan restaurant in Paris we ate at for some reason? I get it, Morocco was a French protectorate, but we're here to enjoy European foods, not African. I just remember being thoroughly disappointed, because I had been in France back in 2017 with my cousins and thought the food was pretty good at the time, and nothing we ate this last trip matched the quality I had enjoyed back then.Spain was just so utterly unremarkable that I don't even recall what the hell we ate. The only thing I do remember is that me and my buddy ate at a Five Guys to stay out of the heat and it was way worse than anything I'd ever had in the States in the last 5 years. What the fuck are you retards even doing in Barcelona?
>>2492737Every single fast food wagie I've seen is a fatty
>>2492730wtf the first true tier list
>>2492730Tachyon would end up putting on a few pounds.
>>2492740>it was a guided tourthere's your problem.most of the best restaurants I've been to in europe were family run hole in the wall places and they're cheap too. just don't expect good customer service.
>>2492744Yeah honestly I kind of agree, I just thought she would create a miracle fat drug that let her stay lean without moving
>>2492739Cant say umapyoi for certain, as i haven't gotten her onsen scene yet, but Muteki would umapyoi, eventuallySee >>2378747 and then >>2378757
The bread... it's so stale...
>>2492753I WONT BAKE, YADA YADA, I DONT WANNA
>>2492750Here's the thing: The mass majority of the restaurants we ate at WERE hole-in-the-wall shit. Germany was mostly an exception, ironically.We often went to low-population areas of Europe(or as low as we could get in a city like Paris or Barcelona,) kilometers away from any main street to restaurants that barely had enough seating for 15 people, let alone the party of 23 we brought. I'm pretty sure we actually violated the ever living shit out of the fire codes. On top of that, the food generally WAS cheap(literally the most expensive meal we had per-person was McDonalds, and for me and my charge specifically, Five Guys.) It just wasn't that impressive, period.
>>2492766I don't know what to tell you thencome visit greece next time
I'm gonna go play TF2 yup yup, haven't been able to play in 4 months and I am itching so much for it>t. medic main
>>2492769greece fries suck
>>2492771Yo get me into your party.
>>2492771invite me right now nigger
>>2492769>SpoilerI have wanted to go there before, just don't have the money. The first Euro trip was a present from my parents and cousins, and the second trip was a +1 to a school trip where I was the stand-in for the parents of my underage cousins. I'll keep it in mind.How common is the olive oil there? I don't want to get sick of it.
>>2492771Does your medic wear Colossal Cranium?
>>2492772a thousand plagues upon your house
>>2492753I can bake, neo universe?
>>2492769NTA but I went to greece in a group before. Someone ordered a grilled cheese from the menu thinking it's be a cheese sandwhich for something a bit lighter than the meat fest we've been doing up until then and out comes a chunk of feta with grill marks on it. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard before.
>>2492782Yeah go ahead. I have no intentions of hosting an OP race right now, I've gotta go deliver on my Jack in the Box promises.
>>2492739>which globals let you umapyoi them?Depends, if you're talking implied all of them, if you're talking explicitly. You're thinking of umas like ardan
>>2492779>How common is the olive oil there? I don't want to get sick of it.what do you mean. why would you get sick of it?are you ordering greek salads every meal?
I hate Fuku so much it's unrealhttps://litter.catbox.moe/52idpntkfwcmbk0v.png
>>2492774>>2492776Noooo I don't wanna get doxxed, also I like playing alone sorry ;__; maybe one day I'll have the guts to play with anons>>2492780No, but he wears a byte'd beak
>>2492782Sexo Universe, please!
>looking for neo universe pics>apparently she's an alienWHAT THE FUCK DID I SPOIL MYSELF
>>2492790Ahh, fair enoughi was making a joke about your medic also being bald
>>2492790>Noooo I don't wanna get doxxediirc you can just post a lobby invite code>also I like playing alonefag
>>2492796Ah shit lmao, I didn't catch it, good one mate>>2492799Sorry ;_; maybe one day I'll have the guts
>>2492739ALL umas are for umapyoi
>>2492789Fucking worthless ass horseYou have 700 speed, PoC, and all the stamina you could ever needHow are you losinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6oxraswrr4p56pl8.png
>>2492713Five and seven. I'm already having to compromise with bad blues to get that many.
Alright, time to begin my fuku ace. Is it bricked without super lucky 7?
>>2492788We use oils a lot to keep our food from sticking to the pots and pans. My family has like 4 different oils we'll drizzle. My concern is that Greece would overuse the olive oil for this purpose.>>2492795She is not.
BAKE THE FUCKING THREAD
>>2492819I have to begin my Fuku Ace too, 2 questions>Which accels work in Kikuka?>Would it be stupid to waste my last 50 Kikuka sashes on an uma I'll only use for a fun race?
>god run>no mile SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2492824olive oil has a low smoke point you wouldn't use it to frying or searing. it's also just wasteful and expensive to use it for that.
>>2492826ANON 1 MORE MINUTE
>>2492828Dont waste your sashes bro, its not worth it
>>2492843Here
>>2492789>>2492809nyooo...
>>2492826I CAN'T
>>2492831Ah well, that shows that I'm not the one cooking very often. We do use our olive and garlic oils on our pasta though, which we make like once a month.
