>Gemini CupRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbRandom PVP race generator, for all of your random PVP race generation needs.https://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaAre you ready for the Oaks? Who's your favorite mare uma musume?
Do NOT look at your clubs chronogenesis.I repeat, do NOT
Its dober
>>2501060oy neigh won (as always)
>Who's your favorite mare uma musume?KA-WA-KA-MI PRIN-CESS>Are you ready for the Oaks?NOPE!
>>2501056>Who's your favorite mare uma musume?Why Aston Machan of course!
>>2501056MY FUARKIN PRINCESS
>>2501060Already did, faggit.
Danchou should just relinquish his position and give it to me.
two more months of mant
>>2501067STOP FLATLINING WE ARE SO CLOSE TO A+
>>2501060>666
>>2501069can you make someone else danchou or is it first come first served?
>>2501069You just want his food portions fat fuck
>>2501064HOW DO YOU GET READY FOR THE OAKS?!
>>2501076Danchous are able to relinquish their positions
>>2501060/herse/ looks like a graveyard
>>2501076You can make someone else danchou, click on their profile and you're able to hand over your power
>>2501076We tend to use rock-paper-shotgun to determine who is Danchou
>>2501081I'm sorry clubmate, I just fuckin hate MANT
>>2501056>Who's your favorite mare uma musume?
Could I be witnessing....revolution?
Alright post the club rankings already I need to see if it's looking good for you know who
So we are all in Star Anise right? Despite her dubious pedigree
>>2501090It's not
I will fucking shoot if I don't get speed eater on this falcon with turf and mile S
>>2501092Alankar will win. I thrust Take
>>2501092she was /ourgirl/ during the oka sho and will be /ourgirl/ for the rest of her career
>>2501073can't wait for GL reality check hits hard and people realize that they have no usable parents, they're completely fucked without the meta SSRs, and RNG fucks them out of their 5 borrows before they even set foot into classic
>>2501093Yes but looking good for whom?
>>2501095Yeah, it’s copium but Alankar spurts are always impressive and she is certainly not a Miler at all
>>2501098>and people realize that they have no usable parentsUnless you're not playing at all you should have a usable parent somewhere. I've already prepped my 9* speed lineage.
>>2501067I HOPE WHOEVER DECIDED IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR CARD EVENTS TO STOP AFTER THE SECOND EVENT AND NEVER FINISH WHEN THERE'S 40 TURNS LEFT IN THE RUN TO GET KIDNEY STONES
>>2501098>they're completely fucked without the meta SSRsEveryone is saving for light hello and tachyon though
>>2501098i won't have usable parents even if i dedicate all 5 borrows and 10 toughness on top of that
>"the next scenario will be better!">it's actually worse>this happens every timewe peaked with URA
>>2501111Unity>URA though.
>>2501111Unity era was peak even if I hated unity
>>2501111MANT>Unity though.
Realistically how do you resist this devil?
>>2501111this isn't the Soviet Union, no need to ration your pixels anon
>>2501107Tachyon and light hello are just the tip of the iceberg, you're running 3 speed cards and all of them need to be MLB
>>2501119
Always gamble
>>2501121French Teio Benis Park
there is difference between 1100 and 1200, but would any be between 1600 and 1700?
>BREAKING NEWS: CYGAMES FOUND FIREBOMBED INTO RUBBLE
>>2501125Much lower but yes there's a difference.
Is there a worse Purple skill than this one?Running her outside of MANT gonna be a giant pain
It's called trackblazer btw
>>2501121soon you will remember the name Benis Park
>>2501056>>2501066>>2501078>Stronger than Geltidonna>Cygames rather shill the other like the Golds and Mejiros 24/7
>>2501129You get restrained for your trouble, a +60 wit green that decreases your rushed chance by 3% and it activates in every track.
>>2501118I already have a wife, vile temptress.
>>2501125Same difference as 1150 and 1200
>>2501132>Stronger than GeltidonnaShe isn't though
>>2501133But … but she is an oikomi! What she needs Wit for?
>>2501128gaslightator says 0.15L, i don't think losing by a neck really matters when random can fuck you over by a distance
>>2501137Her full strengh never get screentime like Gentil
>>2501056>Are you ready for the Oaks?I'll almost certainly be asleep during it, so I guess not>Who's your favorite mare uma musume?Sweep. Just two more weeks until I can roll for her!
>>2501090THE THREE LEVIATHANS OF /V/MA BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE TOP PLACE. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, THEY ARE NECK AND NECK RE-ENACTING THE STRUGGLE OF THE THREE DIVINE GODDESSES!And /v/ma appears to be losing places having fallen out of the back. Could they be planning something?And it looks like the /v/oomers have put the A in VillAin and CLAWED their way to the top ranks.Have you considered STARAsterSTAR might be an A club soon too? Their elegance is unmatched, as they seem to have gained a cult status of sorts.The warlord's sanctuary looks like a massacre. It's quite possibly not looking good for /herse/, the wandering souls of /v/agabond, and the clinics overrun at Horse MD due to severe exhaustation. Reminder to stay hydrated out there folksAnd HotUmaGlue, what more can be said about them? I mean folks I've seen not looking good before but this takes the cake!
Teiobros...
>>2501141Uma musume is wit game
>>2501151T W O suzukas
>go into pubs to see how finals could look like>the average uma has like 20 skills Mile cm? more like Fast learner cm
>>2501151>Could they be planning something?End closer club anon....
>>2501153It was me.
>>2501153TWO FUCKING LOAVES
>>2501158If you're not running 38 races and frequently using cleats, your run is fucked
Daiwa Scarlet is my favourite umamusume and we are ready for the Oaks! Save a spot for me and my ichiban!
>>2501153It wasn't consensual! at first
>>2501153Rice's greed disgusts me
>>2501166That chocolate is poisoned
Alright everyone! Let's do an exercise! Say ONE thing you like about MANT
>>2501158Just race bro. I got 18 skills with 39 races.
>>2501171It will end
>>2501171I...like Vodka
>>2501171There's literally nothing I like about MANT
>>2501171I don't get blueballed by blue balls.
>>2501171I have fun
>>2501171I like the lack of mandatory humiliation rituals.
>>2501171It gives me bigger stats and more skills than previous scenarios!Bigger is always better!More is always better!
Oh what's this? Looks like it's time!!! TP CHECK!!!! How's it looking anon?
>>2501171As someone who's still an S+ virgin, it's nice to finally get S's.
>>2501158Saw a post that went like>the real trvke is no fast learner is a bricked runI didn't want to believe it...but it's starting to feel that way dammit!
>Actually get turf and mile S>Don't cap speed or power>Wit is bad>Kita didn't start her chain until right before senior arima kinenIt has never been more over than it is right now
>>2501171i really liked to run additional races in ura and unity during bad training turnsmant, however, is like smoking a whole pack in one go to get rid off your addiction
>>2501184This threat isn't effective when your not gonna kick me for flatlining
>>2501171Items are fun to play around withIn particular, it's really nice being able to pop lucky charms or energy drinks and safely take any good trainings that pop up when you're at low energy, whereas in URA/Unity you'd be forced to either skip it or gamble on a 70%+ fail rate
>>2501171It allows me to make anyone a E rank loser without trying!
>>2501171I like not having to deal with mandatory debuffs or garbage career racesI like the idea of the shop
>>2501184it's looking like this, hold still a second
>>2501171If MANT is the lowest point then what is the 2nd lowest point? The foodie?
>>2501186Post em decks and umas boy
>>2501170Rohypnol isn't poisonous
>>2501188I've run into some gutsmaxed end closers with what I would consider pretty low wit and they can still do quite well, try her out
>>2501198I liked foodie the second lowest point is beyond dreams
>>2501171It gives me an excuse to flatline.
>>2501171The BGM is really nice
>>2501151is der/v/ the most consistent club of them all? I can't remember them ever being below top 3
!
>>2501211NO, STOP IT'S ONLY 6 PM HERE
>>2501211ITS SATURDAY
>>2501198Unity, then 3rd worst is vegetables
>>2501212>>2501213it's 4pm tho
>>2501211>Go. away.
>>2501217i mean amfuck need go sleep
>>2501171Failed runs can turn into parentsHigh affinityItem usage and energy management is funYou can capitalize on rainbows
Didn't see anyone who looks like they like umahttps://files.catbox.moe/3gqbf4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vphti2.jpg
>>2501171I LIKE MANT IM TIRED OF PRETENDING IT SUCKS
>>2501226Ah yes, the return of Santa Anita bro
3 MORE MANT CMS MY SOLDIERS RAGE
MANT killed my family
MANT pissed on my fucking wife
Make a new track?
>>2501195despite being a milelet Tamamo not having to go through her garbage career while being good in almost every CM is great
>>2501226maybe those will come when it's time for the Oaks. the American Oaks, that is
>>2501171It allows for more freedom for bizarre extreme specializations.
>>2501221Anyone have the Marvelous/Natie soundpost edit of this one
How about some gemini rooms to lift the mood?
>>2501226You might see peeps there on monday!
>>2501243You sure that wont dampen the mood?
https://poal.me/c3ke4yhttps://poal.me/c3ke4yhttps://poal.me/c3ke4yLet's do a little check in to measure morale boys
Little Cocon raped me.
>>2501245Rooms are always the answer and they're always fun
>>2501111MANT>URA>UnityMANT is by far the best scenario because we have human rights parents. Feels like I get Groundwork and Distance S once every 2 careers in MANT. That's much better than the garbage rates I'd get in previous scenarios
>>2501250>humblebragging
>>2501256Kekd
>>2501255TRVTHNVKE
Now that the dust has settled.Was SHE right?
>>2501250Never should have touched that water bottle.
Boy am I excited for the oaks, is there a way to bet online?
John fucking Henry to uma when?https://files.catbox.moe/88p38b.jpg>>2501229I'm not him. First time there.>>2501244Takes me a 1 hour and 30 minutes to get here. Should have gone on Monday if I had known.
>>2501255But in those two careers you could have done four careers in a previous scenario. I never really struggled getting distance S THAT badly before MANT. Making parents in MANT especially sucks due to the increased time and the fact that if you get nothing, it feels three times as bad as if you were to just do a normal URA parent run. I like the affinity, but what you have to go through to possibly get them sometimes means the juice isnt worth the squeeze. Grinding parents in MANT is a complete slog and to get rewarded with shit whites and a guts spark + useless pink is just the shit icing on the shit cake isnt it
>>2501267https://www.jra.go.jp/kouza/win5/
>>2501243rooms please
>>2501268>yeah, here's my wife, her name is John Henry
>I could go for some Arby'sNOBODY SAYS THISNOBODY THINKS THIS
YUP YUPwhich one of OUR HEROES are you rooting for?
>>2501078Tokyo 2400M (same as the last CM)Race starts at 15:40 JP 5 hours and 30 minutes from now, reenactment shortly afterno restrictions but you're a cool guy if you bring a mare
>>2501171I like that it will end soon
>my hometown used to have a horse racing track>apparently considered one of the best in the state>our mayday fairgrounds were built over itMan, I could've written about umas from my home town...
>>2501275/ourgirl/ star anise
>>2501268I loved that statue, did they have the draft horses there to pet?
>>2501276Its insane to me that tact isn't out yet
>>2501274Fuck you, I could seriously go for the half pound of roast beef right now.
>>2501275Ange de Joie the Undefeated! The Bakushin line is strong!
Mares are less interesting than stallions, this is a fact
Which uma has a half pound of roast beef ready at anytime?
>>2501289gay
>>2501289It's the opposite actually, mares have the coolest storylines
>>2501290Come the fuck on, isn't it obvious? It's Taiki Shuttle, because she can roast a good beef.
I have less than 100 clocks....
>>2501290Gotta be Curren
NIGGER IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE STILL A NEW THREAD WITH 150 MORE POSTS ON TOP OF THE 300+ I ALREADY READ. HOW CAN YOU TALK SO MUCH
>>2501295>he has clocks
>>2501275Dream Core. Fuck pedigrees.
I have 1000 clocks!
>>2501295Don't you feel exhausted after all that grinding?
Can I bring my CM ace to the reenactment race? Will that cause a melty?
>>2501297It's 10:16AM I just woke up
>>2501302No one's gonna care, people prefer mares cuz oaks but it's whatever
>>2501269S distance wasn't that big of a problem.S distance + Groundwork + DD + Prudent was. Getting inspirations like pic related was a 1 in a million in Aoharu or URA in MANT I sometimes get 2 inspirations like this in a single run.Not to mention it's way easier to max out Speed and get mostly good stats in MANT since you get so many good items from the shop.>random slow meta from the eating eventNo problem I can cure it without wasting a turn>triple rainbow on Speed and you have 0 energyNot an issue I'll drink the juice>3 random mood downs in a rowRace and hope for the journalist or eat cupcakesMost that shit would have bricked your run before MANT and now it isn't an issue at all
>>2501297>Middle of the night >Check.the clock>11:17>AM???? Is anon stupid?
>>2501302What else are you going to bring? You think people make horses for fun?
I'm not supposed to be buying speed stat boosts like the scrolls with guts max decks right? What about guts ones?
>>2501299>Fuck pedigrees>Sunday Silence --> Deep Impact --> Kizuna --> Dream CoreHaha yeah
>>2501311Yeah you should? Why not. You wanna get as close to capping stats as possible
>>2501297I just learn to skip most of the thread.But make sure you guys eventually repost the good drawfag and OC stuff when it happens so lazies like me can see it
>>2501311Buy every single scroll. I struggle with speed so I buy every speed weight too.
>>2501315But most of the thread is funny or interesting
>>2501297Bait really gets the thread going.Doesn't even have to be good bait.
>>2501268>john henry>>john henry>>>john henry
>>2501268Fellow John Henry anon. No, this was taken months ago.
>>2501317I'm only human I can't digest every funny thing in one sitting
How would steeplechase work in uma gameplaywise
>>2501315You could just look at the images...
>>2501322Power check
>>2501322Lots of broken legs.Lots of glueing.
>>2501273it's going to be feminized for uma, like Tony Bin (Toni Bianca), ancestor of my wife Duramente
>>2501324We got a wise guy over here...
I need to pirate a Nishino
>bamboo memory is agemasen tooYOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
>>2501249ARBY SHILLS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE THREAD
Bamboo soon.
>>2501332just another reason to despise gutsmaxxing
>>2501334I sleep
>>2501331close your mouth whore
>>2501331is pirate slang for have sex with
>>2501334Weird that /v/mawon is getting an alt already
Are we officially MANTbroken?
>>2501332From the same girl that gave you masterpieces like agemasen Rising Dragon, -25 energy on her event chain and this
>>2501344I am
>>2501344'fraid so
Behold, Sunday Silence's wet dream
>>25013442 more months!!!
>>2501344Hang in there anon
Are there any other umamusume who have done jump races?I think I need to add Samson Big jumping over a steeplechase fence to my list of fanart ideas.
Anon, I KNOW you haven't touched that fucking career that you're procrastinating on. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! FINISH YOUR BORROWS
>>2501354>WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!Reading through heaven's feels
>>2501354I'm on my third borrow. I can't do it...
>>2501354I haven't done a career in 3 days! Will still win plat BTW
>>2501353legend has it her corpse is still missing to this day
Hmph! You have eyes but cannot see MANT Tai! You're merely a frog in the well that is courting a flatline!
>>2501354I did though. And all I wanna say is, you suck Bamboo Memory.
>>2501354>FINISH YOUR BORROWSYada. I'm too busy pondering silly hypotheticals like which umas the TF2 mercs would train
I don't know how people can get parents at SS rank, my Ace high rolls are SS rank
>>2501353Tons of umas (Thoroughbreds) do English Jumping after retiring. They're not top notch for it (against Warmblood breeds) but not bad either. The Uma I took care of did it for a bit. English jumping is an extremely general term but just saying that unless someone wants me to explain it.
>>2501359wasn't she eaten
>>2501354I'm...tired boss
>>2501353Palmer did jump races for a bit but had to stop due to injury concerns from not jumping high enough.
>>2501354IM ON MY FOURTH CAREER OF THE DAYI LOVE YOU CHRONO
>>2501366Your ace baseline should be SS, your highrolls should be SS+ or UG
Why are you still running the 34 race schedule instead of the 38 race one?
>>2501377>34>38Your race number should NEVER be static anon.
>>2501376Baseline is S+, highrolls are SS. Haven't hit SS+ or Ug yet and I think it's unfair to pretend I should
>>2501377>he doesn't run 40 races
>>2501380Yeah but some schedules are better, i switched to the uma.guide one and it works a lot better
Danchouuuuuuuu
>>2501384He died
>>2501384https://files.catbox.moe/emolew.mp3
>>2501369I was asking more about the girls in this series, but thanks.I was just watching the 2026 Grand National and thought it was weird that all the horses were 7-10 years old.I guess it takes a mature horse with lots of training and discipline to safely do those courses?It was really concerning how many horses wiped out.Say hi to The Biz for me.>>2501373I forgot about Palmer, thanks! I'm pretty sure I remember reading about that.
Every 60 Seconds In HotUmaGlue, a minute passes. Together we can stop this, please spread the word
Someone host some fun lobbies or some regular lobbies!
I just GANT (Glued a New Track)
>>2501380>>2501382I actually like having energy to train you know?
>>2501362Heavy would probably train Kawakami Princess. He's a professional but he loves his work. He needs someone that loves their work too. Gentildonna is way too pragmatic for that purpose.Scout... Definitely one of the fast ones. Calstone Light O is too no-nonsense, but maybe Bakushin? The odds are that he's going to hit on a LOT of them(and probably have some success,) but the only way he keeps any of them is if he and she have an overlap.Medic and Tachyon are way too fucking obvious, I wonder if there's any other valid pairings available. He might turn Sasami Anshinzawa into an psuedo-uma with an experiment?I initially thought Seiun for Sniper, but Seiun might just be too lazy. Taiki Shuttle is an interesting proposition, though. She's boisterous and a near opposite of Sniper, BUT she's a quick draw and implied to be a good sharp shooter. Kris S would be another option, being silent and even being an ACTUAL sniper.Engineer would probably take on someone like Mayano Top Gun. Someone who can match his intellect and hard-working spirit is what he wants.I wanna say that Marche Lorraine would be a pick for Spy. She's not good at disguises, but she's great at ventriloquism.I struggle to see Soldier training anyone other than Gold Ship. They're equally chaotic, and both have very different definitions of discipline. Pre-comic Soldier matches pre-events Gold Ship pretty damn well. Plus, are you going to tell me that Gold Ship's going to pass up the opportunity to rocket jump with Mann Treads?Demoman and Pyro, I unfortunately don't know. This is probably my uma knowledge coming up short. This list is also HEAVILY vibes based.Imagine a Team Neighborhood episode based on this.
>>2501400>DemomanThe only answer is Zenno Rob Roy
>>2501403What about Duramente?
>>2501399The more races the more SP and items you get. Look at the schedules first rate trainers are using. Most of them run borderline 40 or more races
>>2501391Yeah, they can go older. Same for horses in western events. But idealing having 2-4 year olds is the sweetspot for many athletic sports for horses. And jumping is always risky, imagine doing it in the middle of a race even at a low height.
I watched keiba for like an hour yesterday wondering why there was no G1 race only to literally just now realize that yesterday was in fact friday night and not saturday night.
>>2501406>Look at the schedules first rate trainers are using. Most of them run borderline 40 or more racesWell yeah when you have a whale deck it's easier to do that
>>2501400Interesting thoughts. I couldn't think of a good fit for Sniper, but my gut instinct for the rest was:>Scout and Bakushin>Soldier and Taiki (she's the most blatantly American uma)>Pyro and Urara>Demo and Rob Roy alternatively, Vodka or Gimlet for the bit>Heavy and Tamamo>Engi and Bourbon>Medic and Tachyon (obviously)>Spy and Rice
You should've botted the game anon.......
>>2501412>when you have a whale deck it's easier to do that>look insideFine motion, Kitasan and SRs
>>2501396Alright, here's a test room for the Welcome to the NHK fun race. The rules are simple, just enter with a run that ended before the start of the classic year and only has one career win. Basically, conditions similar to any McQueen glue run.8752 5742
>>2501408And there's going to be G1s this coming Monday at Santa Anita. Major holiday in the U.S. And the Japanese Oaks too later tonight.>>2501275
>>2501416>only has one career win.What if it has NO career wins
>>2501414I'd rather be an honest burnout than a cheater
>>2501413>Heavy and TamamoI can see it now
>>2501420That's fine too, just as long as it's 1 or less.
>>2501416Throwing my favorite jobber to the humiliation ritual.
>>2501416I haven't made my ace for that yet...
>>2501420Not even the debut race?That's metal as fuck
>>2501406Ok then show me one of those schedules, I haven't updated them since MANT anon gave us his
What the fuck happened to that poor urara
>>2501413Aww fucking hell. You are making it difficult to resist writing again.
>>2501416>8752 5742Really sad I can't enter my Scarlet with two Pre-OP wins.
>>2501416I literally don't have any, I glued them all. I have no space, sorry
>fail a 5% training
>>2501413>SniperKris S maybe?
>>2501171All of it. It's literally just gambling and the less control you try to have over your runs, the more you'll enjoy it. It's thrilling to have a gamemode that is basically just hoping to have a streak of luckshittery. I've had bricked runs that get lucky as fuck out of nowhere around the last 7 or 8 turns and end up becoming super strong. It's thrilling, feels almost like betting on a fighter and seeing them win by KO.
>>2501429https://race.daftuyda.moe/I use this. It helps squeeze a bit more races i think.
>fail the first G1 twice in a rowYeah I'm gluing this retard
>>2501435My personal problem with Kris S and why I gravitated towards Taiki initially was because I think Sniper would actually like to train someone who DOESN'T have the same weaknesses as him when it comes to range. Taiki Shuttle would be a good CQC uma who happens to appears to have great accuracy.So, who trains Shinko Windy?
>>2501438STOP FALCO ABUSE NOW
>>2501416Mob uma meetup
>>2501441I sort of want to start it despite not having many people just to see what the mobs will look like.
Who the FUCK is this
>>2501443The succubus
>>2501443That's Normal Month, a newma
>>2501443Sakura Laurel. She's the protag of the Star Blossom manga.
>>2501443>running end closer chiyo, ardan and muteki Who the fuck did this
>>2501451Late Bakushin is pretty bad too.
>>2501437Thanks, man I still feel so third rate, especially when people tell me SS should be baseline
>>2501443That's my fucking HERO
>>2501443MY GOAT WAKURA WAUREL
>>2501443No....a newma.....
Holy shit we're getting mogged by the mobs.
>>2501451>end closerThey just late started and got stuck in the back like my trainee in her junior year
>fail early G1sglue>fail early G1sanother glue>just realized I brought the wrong fucking borrow cardaaand that's a glue, and that's all the borrows for today. Thankfully that's over with
>>2501451>pace silent suzukaLock up her trainer
>>2501451Same guy who put Suzuka on pace chaser.
I need Pearl, I really need her
REED SUSPENSEBROS??????? OUR RESPONSE????
>>2501463She needed a change of pace
>>2501461Meant G3s, this is why you don't post while sleep deprived, goodnight
The only uma merch I could find near the kinokuya store. The fig is from the GameStop https://files.catbox.moe/bcm2h3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/5clq3b.jpg>>2501281I don't know. Didn't bother to explore around.
is blossom for fronts too? I'm reading the skill condition page for it but I'm too retarded
I feel like the third-rate/first-rate divide is wider than ever when MANT was supposed to be the great equalizer. Some people have adapted to the mode so much better, I wish I could be one ;__;
Well, at least we can beat mobs? This race is gonna be a mess when it comes around.
>>2501469Set your alarm anon i don't know if you're the euro anon that always falls asleep during a G1.
>>2501481Wait run it back I just finished making my uma
>>2501443SAKURALAUREL
>>2501476Cute Falcon
>>2501476man fuck acrylics
>>2501489Sure, I'll keep it open for about 15 minutes this time.1904 1216
>need to pee>go to toilet>can't actually pee because you don't need to pee enough>wait 30 minutes>go to toilet again>peeI don't like when this happens, how can I pee the first time. It especially sucks when it happens just before I wanna go to sleep. Having to stay up for an extra 30 minutes to pee is not fair
>>2501504you should talk to your doctor
>>2501504teiobro your fat gut is squeezing your bladder
>>2501507but pee is stored in the balls, thoughever
>>2501334THE STRONGEST
>>2501510the bladder isnt in the balls
>>2501477Noppers, doesn't activate from 1. Might be worth it only if running triple front
MANT has turned many of us into insane husks.
>>2501306I would suck Golshi's cock for an inspiration like this.
>>2501514>he doesn't know about the nutbladder
>>2501518I would do it for the love of the game
>>2501504Could be urinary tract infection, I had the exact same symptoms until I got put on antibiotics.
>>2501504https://youtu.be/E-tfjlnM58w?si=yUYUcRFgwReNvBLX
>>2501522Wouldn't it be painful if it IS a UTI?Because otherwise, damn I've had a UTI for at least a decade without noticing.
>>2501547Unlikely that's what it is.Are you drinking enough water each day?or are you maybe drinking too much? or like chugging a huge amount in a small short of time can put strain on your bladder
>>2501504You should probably see your doctor. It could be a lot of things, but you probably want to rule out prostate issues.
>/v/ma - Medical Advice
>>2501554
>>2501554real Horse MD hours
>>2501557AI is so fucking worthless. That image is from some xitter account btw.
>>2501553I don't understand why people are making a big deal out of it. It's not something that happens everytime I go to pee. Have you really never felt like you wanted to pee but failed to do so?
>>2501557I can't believe people actually go to this thing for advice
>>2501297>doesn't stay up regularly to watch /jp/kino苦手 .
>>2501563@BourbonGPT what do I think about this?
>>2501552I should specify I'm not the anon who originally complained about their bladder, I just have noticed for years now that I can feel my bladder filling BEFORE I can actually go.There's a chance I've damaged my bladder a bit since when usually once a week at a restaurant, I'll drink 3-4 cups of water in quick succession.>>2501554I would fucking kill for an uma anime animated in the retro 80s style.
>>2501562You literally asked how to make it better, and the best answer to that is probably going to the doctor.>Have you really never felt like you wanted to pee but failed to do so?Rarely, if ever.
>>2501562Yeah I felt that way when I had kidney stones but you'd probably know if that was your issue
>>2501297This is why I always look for the previous link on the replies. What do you mean a whole thread was filled while I was sleeping and a new one is already halfway the bump limit.Threads are becoming FOMO for me
Horse MD has always been so mysterious to me, feels unlike the rest of the clubs
I've been having this aching feeling in my head and my heart everytime I play MANT. Is this normal?
I've had this rage in my heart everytime I play MANT. Is this normal?
>>2501573>>2501570It's something I had for years, I thought it was pretty common since I've heard friends mention the same thing too.
>>2501582Murmur. Like the skill.
Unironically I sometimes feel my heart racing but not in a way that feels like I'm having a heart attack but like I have to move and be active. Usually I start jumping as high as I can nonstop for a couple of minutes when that happens.
>>2501583Go ahead and flatline for the rest of the month and see how you feel, I'll send your danchou a doctor's note.
I think you should be the one to worry about overeating, Torena-san. Your trainee is an architect
>>2501594It's a battle of wits really
>>2501594She looks like she's going to eat nature
Why doesn't the big uma eat the small uma?
A 1* spark of the distance you want on a parent is better than whatever* track/distance/style that you don't want, right? Assuming the grandparents are 6* in that same distance
>>2501601Neicha doesn't taste good
>>2501601She'd get fat
>>2501603Yeah. It's perfectly fine to accept a 1 star especially if you have high affinity.
>>2501601No one can beat Flower in a fair fight.In an unfair fight, Flower is even more dangerous.
If I want to be an ideal partner I should also keep trying to learn how to cook delicious foods...
>>2501611Which Uma would (You) want to cook a meal for you?
>>2501613Taiki or Bono
>>2501613Brian.
>>2501613For me? Taishin.
>>2501613Taiki
>>2501613I'd rather be the one to spoil the uma I adore so very much (Brian) with my cooking but if I really had to choose then I'd like to try Hishiama's cooking mostly because by being associated with Brian I'll be associated with her as well
>>2501613Nishino's homemade food...
>>2501613mommy creek's milkies
>>2501613Giving a different answer than I did before with Mayano. Even when she doesn't know what she's doing her food is good
>>2501613Grass
>>2501613Seiun Sky, if only to see how half-assed it would be.
>>2501613Ayabe sandwiches om nom nom
>>2501639Seiun would try hard as fuck but go out of her way to pretend she's throwing random shit around effortlessly and mindlessly.
>>2501639Only when it comes to traditional cooking. She grills like a pro.
>>2501613Okay, let's just get this out of the way now: None of the Gold lineage would be able to cook anything properly, but the question "to what magnitude would they screw up?"Dream Journey's the one least likely to fuck something up. It's more likely that she's going to cook something perfectly edible but ever so slightly off. Maybe a pinch too much salt or whatever.
>>2501613This is slander. King CAN cookOnly when no one is lookingOr can taste itHer meal is from canada basically
>>2501659Stego's food would literally kill you
>>2501613Obvious answer
>>2501659Goldship can cook. At least she's line cook tier or could manage a stall or truck easily.
>>2501665She can cook but it's nothing a normal person would ever want to eat
>>2501669She literally puts up a stall next to Tama at fairs.
I think I just had sleep paralysis for the first time ever, no evil entities or anything though, I had my eyes closed
>>2501672Least you'll be awake for the oaks.
>>2501613Hishiama is known for being good at cooking, she regularly cooks for her dorm
>>2501664People focus on ears a lot but I think the tail is the most sensual part of the uma.
>>2501669I would eat Golshi Takoyaki
>>2501669From what I understand her yakisoba is actually decent. You never know when she will randomly decide to "surprise" you though by sneaking in some of El's sauce or some extra wasabi just for shits and giggles.
How difficult is it to highroll a gutsmaxx run? I feel like I was doing some pretty good guts runs early when experimenting with MANT, but I swear every run I do now is just mediocre and it doesn't feel possible to get these high stats. All the guts rainbows just feel pathetic. I'm not sure if I'm unlucky, or if I'm just doing something fundamentally wrong.
>>2501672That's only happened to me once and I hope it never happens again.
>>2501693>You never know when she will randomly decide to "surprise" you though
>>2501695What I realized from gutsmaxxing is you can't force it on an uma without speed or guts bonus, and that Vega is a MUST
I want to fuck all the golds. Except for Dream Journey.
...what about Late Surgers with *Budding Blossom*
>>2501710Usable if there are other lates or end closers the same pace as you. You need to be fighting with someone during the final corner for it to activate
>>2501707Dibs on Dream Journey
>>2501707Out of all the gold clan, Dream Journey is the only one i actually like.
>>2501275Who do I bet on?
>>2501707Scared?
I realized that Brian's way of speech has been rubbing off on me whenever I start yapping to myself in moonrunes, yabai desu...
>>2501665>forgot about the shipyardOkay, I take that back. GOLDSHIP is the one least likely to fuck it up. However, I'm willing to argue Goldship can't make individual meals, so if she makes you a meal... better like it for the rest of the week.>>2501663I feel like Orfevre would be more likely to kill you.
>>2501720Yes. The rest are insane but she's crazy.
>>2501716How can you refuse this SEXY old man?
>>2501720It's implied Dream Journey fucking murders someone in her character story.I don't wanna touch that with a 30 shaku pole.>>2501707What about the third generation golds?
>>2501727Good!
>>2501732His popularity and appearances is too forced for me
>>2501733You have nothing to fear as long as you don't cheat on her
>>2501701Well I'm borrowing vega and training Flower, and I still haven't even managed an SS. Granted I've only been trying with her for a few days, but ordinarily I'd expect better results by now.
Rude
>>2501732One thing i find weird and kind of dislike in stego's story is the bit with Suzuka. Because afaik, stego can see irl keiba lore and has to "save" Suzuka from her injury at tenno sho, But in the main story, the torena, and all of Suzuka's fans prevent her injury with our hopes and dreams and stuff. I dislike how the two stories contradict eachother.Anyway, im just not a fan of Stegos design, looks too busy
>>2501698Need the oguri fat yakisoba edit
>>2501744Stories in uma has no continuity else nothing in their universe would make sense
>>2501613Imagine Tikezo trying to cook but crying loudly as shes cutting onions
>>2501744>Anyway, im just not a fan of Stegos design, looks too busybut her design is kino
>>2501744None of the stories have continuity in umamusume. It's episodic, not serialized. That's also why certain umas like Kawakami don't show up in King Halo's period, while she shows up constantly in Kawakami's.
>>2501756>Kawakami don't show up in King Halo'sI always assumed it was because Kawa came out later, and cyga wont retrofit her into into other careers, which kind of makes sense>>2501752Im too much of a zoomer to have watched this one
Yes she is the architect that will cure world hunger
>>2501613Spe, Idk i just FEEL like she'll have a few bites so she'll make it amazing
>>2501759EAT BIG DREAM BIG
>>2501758I mean that too. However, the developers have stated that each story is its own timeline, which is why they refuse to update the previous stories to include the umas that came later.
>>2501759
I like absurdly spicy food are there any umas that would make stuff like that for me?
>>2501767That wouldn't even push me to 160.
>>2501769El
>>2501764Fair enough. Though a lot of stories to intertwine, like BNWs or Golden Gens, etc. Etc.>>2501770You should do a "Eat at arbys for 30 days" challenge
>>2501769Condor
The only stories I think of as canon are Star Blossom, Cinderella Grey, Road to the Top, and Beginning of a New Era.They actually follow the histories of the real life horses and don't contradict themselves or each other, as far as I've noticed.>>2501758Kawakami appears in Daiwa Scarlet's story. She's been in the game from the start.
>>2501764nta Understandable but sounds like they're just too lazy
>>2501777I used to work at a baseball stadium and you'd get a free meal. They served an off-brand version of the Arby's fries, I still didn't gain weight.
>>2501764I would believe that reasoning if weren't for the fact they changed some of FineMo's story/setting because of a non issue about the irish royalty. Cygames just cannot be bothered to update the old umas story.
>>2501769Doto. She loves spicy food, and would likely accidentally fuck up and dump a whole bunch of spice into your food and not notice it when tasting.
why are all the mile parents in chronogenesis complete dogshit
>>2501789>accidentally
>>2501790why are all the mile parents in my stable complete dogshit
>>2501790Isn't this the first mile CM? I'm probably the only person whose made sprint parents.
>>2501769Pasa, Hishiama and Akebono (if you ask nicely)
>>2501275Juryoku Pierrot will be my pick
>>2501794*first MANT mile CM I mean, obviously.
>>2501243>3 hours ago>no rooms
>>2501769El's known for carrying around a bottle of ridiculously spicy hot sauce she puts on everything.
>>2501788I know Fine Motion's story changed, but isn't it still the same in Japan? I thought Cygames Actual didn't touch it, and it was the localization teams who wanted to avoid a kerfuffle that did.
>>2501804Japan gets changed as well...
It feels nice to have unique epithets on my CM aces but>Little Miss Prodigy>Nishino Flower only>Inherit memories from a parent that did not win any G1 races>Win the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies, Oka Sho and Sprinters Stakes twice>Earn a total of 100000 fans within the Classic classThis one will never ever happen
After this CM I'm gonna flatline until MANT is over, sorry danchou.
>>2501710>using late gamblers at alldo you really hate you'reself that much?
>>2501804Wasn't the announcement of the change before Fine Motion even released in global?
>>2501808Huh. First I'm hearing of this.Frankly now I'm just disappointed. Fine Motion's story didn't need to be changed, and it most CERTAINLY didn't need to be changed in a region that has literally zero geopolitical overlap with England, the place where "problem" they're trying to avoid comes from.
>>2501811Danchou is flatlining too though..
>>2501814Yes, but that doesn't actually change much. Changes to games get announced all the time BEFORE the thing actually comes out, especially if you're trying to curry favor with the general public. How many games announced that they were cutting back on depictions of terrorism after 9/11? GTA 3 is the most notable example but I believe there are more.
Zero energy racing strikes again
>>2501826>Yes, but that doesn't actually change muchWell anon was suggesting it changed in English but not in Japanese and I was just pointing out that it's the opposite.There wasn't anything in English to change because the story didn't exist yet, not publically anyway, and it only changed in Japan.I don't even think Cygames made an announcement in English about the changes, and they didn't need to because we didn't have anything in our hands to change.
>>2501831>There wasn't anything in English to changeAnd there wasn't a game that players had to change yet with GTA 3. The fact we didn't have it yet is irrelevant.>I don't even think Cygames made an announcement in EnglishI haven't seen a single Cygames announcement myself, outside of the in-game messages, which I don't think announced the Fine Motion changes in Japan anyways.
>>2501835there was an announcement but it was just "some changes in her story"https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251010upersonally i don't mind it too much, it's clear it was preemptive to avoid global throwing a shitfit about something very specific like they tend to do
>>2501835This is the original announcement.
>>2501838I fucking hate the English-speaking west. Genuinely, burn it all down and reset everything. This fuckery and international obsession with morality is retarded. I'm tired of it all.>>2501841Neat so it WAS in-game then.
>>2501838My potato princess, RUINED
>>2501838If I'm being honest I haven no idea what the fuck this is saying.
>>2501844Just need to nuke California, and maybe New York
>>2501848Basically,Fine Motion is an Irish princess -> Fine Motion is a princess from another country that grew up in Ireland
>>2501848her description went from Irish royalty to descendant from royalty that resides in Ireland, functionally it changes nothing it was made in case people decided to throw a shitfit considering Ireland's history with monarchy
>>2501851Oh hell no, it's NOT just California and New York. It's the west coast and the majority of the east coast, and England. If you want to fully fix Europe, Germany and Belgium need to also go up in flames too.
>>2501852>>2501854So should she be carbombed or does she do the carbombing?
Honorable mentions go to China and the Soviet Russia if you acquire a time machine. Those two have spent enormous amounts of capital to destabilize the west and corrupt various western countries. Israel can also become glass, but they're mostly just opportunistic, taking advantage of the weaknesses caused by the other two.
>>2501857Throw Canada and Australia in the mix as well. And Finland while we're at it. Ever seen a good post from Finland? Exactly.
I fucking love umapop!
We should just nuke the whole world
>/int/ma
>>2501862what da fugg did you jusd say :DDD
>>2501862>Ever seen a good post from FinlandSpurdo and my friends in Finland are generally all nice people so I can't say that with full fury.>Canada, AustraliaI forgot about them, but yeah they need it too. Less so than the ones I marked out, but they need a reset too.I wonder what uma fallout looks like. Are the super mutants umamusume? Would the power armor have horse ears and a mechanical tail, even if you are a human?
>>2501864We can nuke the world but only after I make it into the uma world.
On Chronogenesis, is Grade Bonus the same as affinity? That's the default sort order and I'm assuming that's affected by the number of runs the parent has done in their career
>>2501848While obviously being a move from Cygames to cover their asses regarding a character concept they came up with nearly eight years ago while probably not thinking very deeply about (I honestly doubt anyone on the staff at the time knew anything about Ireland's government, history, or any geopolitical implications thereof), realistically it doesn't actually change anything significant about Fine's character anyways.
>>2501870it's the amount of shared races between the parent and grandparents. Full MANT lineage of the same races beat between the two grandparents and parent means good grade bonus which yeah means gooder affinity
>>2501866Aw, Grass Wonder's husband is a wasaishi!The guy in this image is still kicking and looks literally the same as he did 15 years ago.
>>2501870yes, you can click the double circle button then grade bonus and it shows you the shared races
>>2501858She went from being the carbomber -> being the carbombed.
>better give her nimble navigator early to avoid stupid losses>loses 4 clocks on junior g1's>loses last remaining clock into loss on satsuki sho
>>2501880How is it that that skill never fucking works when you're surrounded by 17 girls?
>>2501872>>2501875Alright cool thanks. The mile parents on Chrono are all kinda doodoo and I'm wondering if its worth just making my own to boost that number up. I'm kinda late to the party though so it might not be the best idea.
>>2501880Wheeeen the mood goes to shitAnd your clocks take a hitThat's a gluemaaa
>>2501880>loses 4 clocks on junior g1'sYou should abandon before losing that much clocks anon. It's obviously a bad career seed already.
Can someone do a spurdo horse saying "GLĂœĂœĂœĂœE :DDDDD"
>>2501890I would if we had 10 borrows
>>2501892It's very unlikely that you'll save a run after losing 3+ clocks at junior anon. This is how you run out of clocks, and/or burn out. Trust me, I have 50 clocks from 900.
>>2501701You don't want or need a guts bonus. Capping guts is nice, but not the goal. You want a speed or power bonus that you then compensate for the other with sparks because you need to cap speed and want a shit ton of power. Wit bonus is also nice, but you'd prefer speed/power.
Japanese Pines when
the potential skills on the release umas were certainly a choice
>>2501895>I have 50 clocks from 900.Jesus ChristHow you holding up?
>>2501895Losing clocks early is just getting blocked and not being able to power through it since the statmog isn't massive yet
>>2501903She's a really good TT uma because of those golds
>>2501903>vision skills completely pointlessI still don't get why they did this
>>25019011 hour 10 minutes, if you're going to throw a m*re in the reenactment race you better start that career if you didn't already
>>2501905>Sounds like you didn't have enough powerThanks Tazuna
>>2501908You know what's worse? Their ideas for the buffs of some evolved skills are just putting vision on them.
>>2501901qrd?
>>2501904>>2501895>tfw started MANT with 800 clocks and currently keep hovering around 1000
>>2501912For what reason?Do they actually buff vision at ANY point?are they retarded?
>>2501908>>2501912I think it's forgivable for the release umas, but I wonder if they changed anything with the future patches so that vision isn't completely useless. It would be nice if it forced overtake modes at least, or a lane movement reduction on vision debuffs
>>2501916>t. flatliner since Unity
>>2501695>>2501739I'd been changing up my decks, but I think 1/2/3 is actually a pretty good half-measured approach. My cards are easier for maxing speed since CB and Bamboo have Speed bonus, but I think you should be able to achieve similar if you swap out Urara for Tachyon.
Vision skills should be buffed so that you forget FoV completely and make it a lane movement debuff where you have a delay applied whenever an opponent uma decides to change lanes
>>2501917I think the idea for it was that gold accels were really good, so they didn't need anything else. So Taishin and Grass just get vision added to Spurt/OYL and that's their evolved skill, even though it's worthless.
>>2501923Goddamn it. Meanwhile Suzuka gets an accel on Concentration, and a current speed buff on Unrestrained
>>2501920Not a flatliner and my Alarm clock count went from something like 580 to 470 now, and that's with really going out of my way to do more runs this CM.How the fuck did you guys burn through 800+ clocks or whatever. Are you alright? How are you not burned out?
>>2501913>>2501275
>>2501923That's so stupid.
>>2501920See, that's the funny thing ive won 2 out of 3 MANT-era plats so far
>>2501926Parent loop grinding with shit like great whites but 1* guts parents that's how
>>2501926Fronts have an easier time winning the races because they don't get blocked randomly, then paces a bit less and so on.
Has anyone noticed that on most songs Maruzensky will do a cute little trail up at the end of a line? God it's cute I love this hag.
>>2501718Star Anise is clearly the favorite, and even I recognize the name although I can't remember from where. They seem to have won more races than the other horses. Most the other have pretty low odds, but big payout if you win the gamble.
>>2501932I did that, while running them as Lates no less, and still am only down like 250 clocks from where I started MANT
>>2501926>How the fuck did you guys burn through 800+ clocks or whatever. Training late surgers, finishing every career for potential parents, late surgers, doing 5 borrowed runs, doing extra runs with my own parents, looping my own parents, and training late surgers. >How are you not burned out?I'm retarded and autistic. I would've genuinely kept going if I had more clocks.
>>2501936Do you just not clock any races or are you God's chosen trainer?
>>2501935she won the Oka Sho this year
>>2501939Oguri, Brian, and Rudolf just win, idk
>>2501940Ah, so that's where I recognized it because I think I caught that race here. Yup yup Star Anise, that was a good horse
crown races have this unexpected dynamic in that it forces you to want to root for the odds favorite from race to race because then you get to see someone get a streak which means a horse won a triple crown / tiarabut i sure as fuck didn't want to see like the New England Patriots or Miami Heat succeed in a three-peat attempt
>>2501941I've clocked OG Bourbon's debut 5 times before. Maybe I just suck.
>>2501938I'm unemployed and I can't imagine doing 5 borrow runs to completion every day.
>>2501926>Are you alright? How are you not burned out?I'm a NEET so I have nothing better to do than occupy my time playing umamusume, nikke or read umineko over and over again
>>2501949Kinda based ngl!
>>2501943To be fair, a horse only gets one chance to be a triple crown champion. Sports teams have many chances to create a legacy, on top of the fact that the rivalries last for generations. There's people that grew up with the team of their dad, cheering for the Cowboys or the Steelers or whoever the fuck else. Are there people that do the same shit in horse racing where they have family rivalries, like a guy that's Mejiro bloodline only and everyone that follows Kitaspawn can suck their balls?
God damn I hate newmas.
>>2501943>but i sure as fuck didn't want to see like the New England Patriots or Miami Heat succeed in a three-peat attemptI feel like with anything that involves a repeat of a win isn't that special, since it can be done over and over again since those teams will basically last forever. But for a horse winning a triple crown/tiara, it's something that can really only be done once in its life and that's it. That makes it a lot more special, you're cheering on the individual horse's accomplishments for a once in a lifetime thing, not some team that changes members in and out. Random but I only learned recently the origin of what the "triple crown" even was, or where the brits got the idea to name their series of races after. It's the pope's hat, aka, the papal tiara. >The name tiara refers to the entire headpiece, including the various crowns, circlets, and diadems that have adorned it through the ages, while the three-tiered form that it took in the 14th century is also called the triregnum or the triple crown, and sometimes as the triple tiara
>>2501943Sports are heavily brought down by a choking insufferable atmosphere of smugness and hypetrains. I'm from Oregon. I fucking hate, HATE the Ducks from U of O. I cannot stand the college, the team, and especially stand their fans. One of my uncles is one, he has a tattoo of them, vanity plates, car decals, the whole 9 yards. I love him because he's family but god damn. We're all relative newfags, but the vibes I'm picking up so far is that horses are largely detached from this, probably because they're horses. The entire dynamic changes because marketing firms don't have to sell you overpriced merch for Kitasan Black until now in anime girl form. You're not gonna see twitter posts from a stable with overt shilling and #DYNASTY after an offspring wins a G1 his sire won. The actual money that matters to them is what they get from breeding, and while perceived names matter a lot, that shit is for actual nerds to shift through and figure out.
>>2501954we really should normalize this. so if Miami Heats or the Jets get into a World Series, they used their one and only chance. Disqualified because of things outside your control? Tough luck. Go home, the next team wanted to try their luck in the championship
>>2501961>so if Miami Heats or the Jets get into a World Series>basketball and football team>World Series this guy knows ball
>>2501956Air Messiah has a funny name so she's alright. But Spechud's daughter...
>>2501956>>2501964Proposed Amendment: Newmas are okay when they're the spawn of Special Week
>>2501964I like her husband
>>2501967Denied, because numas are already okay as is.
>>2501968Why are they so obsessed with this ballroom shit
>>2501967Newmas are never okay. When I say I hate newmas I say it with all sincerity. There is not a single one that is not trash compared to the Umas we already have in the game in global right now.
>>2501967VETO'd
>>2501971Where do newmas start for you?
>>2501970They want yuribucks, but try to keep it contained to one setting/location so it doesnt spill out or at least spill out less to the normal world
Newmas are just friends we haven't met yet.
>king parent runs>sprinter stakes>blow all 5 clocks>realize after I didn't even need to do this since none of the grandparents have that race
>>2501974Neo Universe. She's the first one that looks like overdesigned garbage.
>>2501976BASED
>>2501974I propose U.M.A New World as the barrier. Released after the song=newmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e121qp9J9O0
>>2501979you can't say she's overdesigned garbage when no one complained about digital melted lollipop color scheme
>>2501976Urara, you say that about everyone.
>>2501979>overdesignedBy listening to the drawbros here, id say that the first overdesigned uma is Xog
>>2501979FUCK you just made me realize Helios is this year I thought I had more time to save
>>2501981Man they sure are singing fast. Is this a newma thing as well? So many syllables
>>2501987>Man they sure are singing fasthashire anon
>>2501981When is it on the banner timeline?
I can see it now. The year is 2029 and I'm still trying to win CMs with my 2025 Umas while skipping all banners that aren't alts of my gen one Umas. FUCK NEWMAS AND FUCK NEWMA ENJOYERS.
>>2501970This is normal for Cygames
>>2501871>realistically it doesn't actually change anything significant about Fine's character anyways.It does if you're going from revering one of Ireland's Finest to a stinking frog or pole.
People who don't enjoy newmas are soulless, i will be enjoying my forever young and daring tact
I thought they only played that music during special races but they play it every 10 minutes. The bugle isn't that bad.
Very bad news Chrono bros! You want to sit down and hear this:Chrono’s son Bereshit has been diagnosed with bow tendon and will sit out the Derby
>>2501998No, what's soulless is having a favorite for years then changing allegiances when Cygames decides they're going shove some dumb bitch newma down our throats and make them meta and give them all the merch and collabs and what not. Fuck you.
>>2502000The brass ensemble varies wildly in quality. Sometimes it's great and other times it's worse than a high school with how much they crack notes.
IN THIS HOUSE DIGITAN IS A HERO END OF STORY
Orfevre could be said to be overdesigned, but after spending a while drawing her, I really want to meet her, but she's still 2 years away.
>>25019913rd anniversary, so around 2028. Rhein Kraft banner I think?
>>2502002Poor bearshit
>>2502002Isn't this the thing Tachyon had?
PADDOCK TIME
>>2502002Bery shitee news my fren
>>2502002oh nyo
>>2502002FUCK MAN NOT BERESHIT HE'S FUCKING GOATED
>>2501998Desu genwunning is pretty funny coming from people who are 4 years late to the party.
>>2501844In this case, I think it's to keep from pissing off Ireland, as Ireland has been anti-monarchy since they won independence from Great Britian, similar to the US, except their revolution was quite a bit more recent, and there's still tension in Northern Ireland which kept its ties to the British crown with Protestants who are loyal to Britain and Catholics who want to get rid of Britian and become part of Ireland, and that is VERY recent in history.
IS IT TIME
>>2502019not our fault Cygames took 4 years to translate the game, faggot
I wonder if the average person complaining about overdesigned gachaslop is an ojisan
you ever have such a bad time that when something so minor comes up you just lose your shit
Alright faggots you know the rules, LOCK INWHO YOU GOT
>>2502029My paddock has not had less than 238 umas in it in about 5 months.
Y'all know where to watch the big oaks race that is about to happen, right?Happen in about 30 minutes.
>nyo
>>2502033ALWAYS BET ON SPE-RM
>>2502022time for?
>>2502023What's stopping you from having favorites a newma from the getgo then? If you said Logotype or something that'd be one thing but Neo Universe had been an umamusume for 2 years before global.
>>2502019I mean, it took 2 years for the Pokemon games to to arrive in the states, and another year afterwards for Europe to get it, so not THAT unusual...
>>2502023Not my problem. Many people started playing in 2021 even if they didn't speak Japanese.
>>2502033
>>2502036Yeppers, for those who don't know (since we do have a few newfags)https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>2502046Ok? I don't fucking care. I had better things to do than fumble around a gacha in a language I don't speak.
>>2502050The girls are in the paddockRace starts at X:40
>>2502021Me ne frega, the Irish can eat a bowl of dicks. They need a reset too! Also, Fine Motion being EXPLICITLY Irish royalty stands out because Ireland's nobility was dismantled BY THE ENGLISH. It wouldn't have been a case of English nobility, it would be a case of acknowledging their long-since-dead native nobility.
>>2502033OUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISEOUR GIRL>STAR ANISE
>>2502033My fuarking star, Star Anis(e)https://files.catbox.moe/6fec0p.jpg
>>2502033I just had the idea to draw /bet/ as ines fujin lolAnyway OUR FUARKING HERO STAR ANISE
>>2502029i have already raged all my rage years ago with league of legendsi can no longer get mad at videogames
>>2502033Dream Core, the frog is goated on the mares
why should I care about this Star Anise?
Globalbabs make me laugh, they will fall to the newmas, we all do.
>>2502064Is that a dare?
>>2502066I think you confused Lememe with the real mareman Kawada
Horse drag racing!
>>2502075you called?
>>2502075>he wasn't watching the victoria mile
Wait what? Where is my Corner skill??
>>2502070I already did. Matter of fact, whats the JP opinion of Bubble Gum?
>>2502069Potential double tiara winner
>lemaire>the mareDid Kojima write this?
>>2502078You just don't know
>>2502086I WANT ALL OF THEM
I hear names like Miyako and Elfin Stakes and i dont know if thats the race thats happening or if they were just referring to them
>>2502086Does Inari have the record for fastest alt? That festival version is pretty damn soon.
>>2502077>>2502087Wait, why I can’t found him? Oaks without the mareman?? What kind of blasphemy is this?
>>2502080She's quite an interesting fellow
>>2502095She's too happy, dropped.
>>2502090The best us umarollers can do is hope that we either get our targets early or if we have to hit pity/go over 100+ rolls we get a bunch of new umas in the process
>>2502090just use THAT
>>2502095Teio/McQueen
>>2502086Green: already gotOrange: will pullBlue: selector pickIll get helios from the gyaru banner
I will ENTER the reenactment race with a stallion, what are YOU gonna do about it
>>2502086>Valentines Mejiro Ryan>thought she was from the steampunk banner at first glanceJUST
I don't even know why I keep playing at this point. I really have no interest in newmas so maybe my oshi gets an alt or two over the next 5 years and that's all I get. Playing to make my oshi win CMs every 2 weeks hardly seems worth the time investment when Cygames gives me crumbs otherwise.
>>2502107A bullet will ENTER your head if you do
>>2502086>Confirmed pullInari, Yeppers, and CB>Pull if possibleBamboo, Festa, Machan, Kris S, Ballroom Chiyo>Want to pull but most likely impossibleWonder Granny, Windy Rest I'll pass on and hope I get spooked.
>>2502086It's going to be hard to secure those girls unless...
>>2502110Really? Not a SINGLE newma anon?
Thank you for the suggestions YouTube, certainly go well with the JRA stream
>>2502109I hate these alts where they make the Umas dress like dudes so fucking much.
I disregard any post that unironically says oshi.
>>2502086Palmer's story is going to make me roll on Helios
>>2502120>he is not umapilled
>>2502086red spark if neededblue if the voices win
>>2502095Gold City
>>2502120based
>>2502080Honestly she feels like one of those characters who didn't left a strong impression on the players, like Bamboo or Messiah.
What are some spiritually stallion mares? What are some spiritually mare stallions?
>>2502109I love the alts where they make umas dress like handsome women
>>2502120I know what you mean. It really only started becoming a commonplace term with vtuber fags. Then I saw some fat fuck umatuber say "oshipick" and I had to double take. But then the localizers made Digitan say Oshi so i'm supposed to forgive them, but I still cringe when I see it
I AM HEREI AM HALF-ASLEEP AND IN A TERRIBLE MOOD BUT I WILL NOT MISS THE RACE
>>2502127>spiritually stallion mares?Sweep tosho>spiritually mare stallions?Super Creek, Mejiro ardan
Announcer kinda sounds like Begeta
Mares are cooler than stallions because girls winning with a biological disadvantage is cooler.
>>2502127>What are some spiritually stallion mares?Ewwww>What are some spiritually mare stallions?Ask /umajp/, they are the experts at this
>>2502133if your pick lose, the sleepy debuff will disappear and replaced with raeg
After the reenactment we up for some gemini rooms?
>>2502132Digitan saying "simp" hurts my soul more
Oshi culture existed way before vtubers became popular. There is nothing wrong with having an oshi. You just have to learn how to disassociate it from things you don't like.
>>2502120Back in my day we used waifu. Or if you're an imasfag, probably tantou. I ain't using this oshi newspeak.
>>2502136It's a bit awkward that the game makes no real distinction between the sexes. In reality females winning mixed races is exceedingly rare.
>>2502137/umajp/ visitor here. the consensus is Dantsu Flame is mare-coded
Duramente child Gaiament wins the Miyakooji Stakes
IS THE SPRINTER STAKES FUCKING RIGGED OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL?
>>2502141I feel the localizers went too far with the zoomer speak and western slang. But if you look at what digi is actually saying, it's really not that far from the term she's using in japanese so it's fair enough I suppose but still cringe.
>>2502086Festival Inari? SexKitasan Blanco? Sex x2Daiichi Ruby? SexMejiro Ardan? Sex x2
>>2502138I did not pick anyone, that image is very hard to read and the umas are placed weirdly
>>2502144I want to murder people who misuse and casually abuse the term waifu more then the ones who misuse oshi since they're closer to what it actually means.
>>2502147Record to boot
Mejiro Dober mentioned
>>2502150I think helios is fine other than WAHEI, how did they even mess that up?
>>2502126Readjng this dealt me psychic damage ;(
>>2502142But before people just said waifu. I never saw the term oshi until the vtuber shit
>>2502157The same way they missed up EI EI MUN
>>2502086Red = will swipeGreen = already gotYes I'm a whale.
>>2502160Oshi is an idol culture thing so if you never engaged with idol stuff you'd almost never see it. To use the word oshi for an umamusume that you treasure so much that you'd put her above anyone else would be the correct way to use it because umas are both racers AND idols.
>>2502142Shut the fuck up. I know some people here like vtumors. Don't inject your lingo to /vm/a.
>>2502166Based umaroller.
>>2502158Dacchi I like her, don't worry you're among good company.
>>2502166>doesn't swipe for metabased cetacean
You see what the grey horse was doing with its foreleg? That's called pawing and a sign of being rude and angry. Not pissed off levels though.
Again what tf is VTR??
5 FUCKIN MINUTES LADS GET FACKING HYPE
>>2502154Maybe. I just use favorite these days.
>>2502154When did you start using the term oshi?
>>2502176I am sitting like this rn because I forced myself to stay awake
>>2502166brother i don't even roll for umas and i have like 10 unplayed careers, this would be torture to me
>>2502173Maybe just want to be petted. She calm down immediately after that
Holy shit the race needs to start right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM NOT GONNA FINISH MY GROOVE CAREER IN TIME FOR THE REENACTMENT
>>2502120I'm too old to implement it into my vocabulary. I'm stubborn, I refuse to adapt and I will continue to be like this.
LEMEME MUST FALL NOWSHIRAOKI-SAMA I OFFER MY ACCOUNT. WITH THIS 0. OBLITERATE HIM
>>2502187I'll just put a regular uma fuck the rules
>>2502190YOU......YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
>c'mon guys we always used osh-- AIEEEE
>>2502191Fukufags has no respect for this thing
>singlehandedly changes /v/ma languageWHEN I SAY DIGIYOU SAY GOATDIGI!!!!!
GET HYPED ITS HERE NAO
THE STREAM IS STUTTERING
Is it wrong if I call the uma I want to have children and live forever with wife then?
>>2502198BLOATget this newma the fuck out!
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JRA ASSASSINS ARE ONTO US
>>2502190
>>2502198Simp Bizkit over here
>>2502201Dude, switch to YouTube
>>2502198Not my problem.
>>2502198You're my oshi, Digitan.
>>2502201its been doing this since at least the vic mile last week
I CANT READ NIP BUT I HEARD DURAMENTE
>>2502198>DigiWASHED
Hey guise does the sky look cloudy?
>>2502198How does digitan dodge fraud allegations when she's got ZERO stakes wins
>>2502216duramente sperm won a random race in kyoto
What the hell is a Himba?
THE NIP HAS BEEN RAISED FAGGOTS
>>2502216Gaiamente is his kid
No 3D horse?
>no horssovless
>>2502211where???
YUP YUPOUR FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO ANGIE
>>2502216IT'S THE FUTUREGiant space scientists have found a cure for death.But it only works once so they used it on Duramente. Then they sent him to the future, because they have a time machine.
UH OHBAY HORSE MELTY
15 doesn't want to go in lol
YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA!!!!!!!!!
If umas are as smart as humans why do they need handlers to get in the gates
MareGEM>StallionSLOP
>>2502237Why do athletes need coaches telling them what to do retard
>>2502237It's not the wits that are the problem, it's the insanity.
>TTL and GW procHoly
Weird start from 11, but they managed to get out to the front
Expected this again
Star Anise not looking good bros
Why is there only one nige? Did the other trainers forgot we are in the nige meta?
REF DO SOMETHING MY AGENDA IS FALLING APART
>>2502242Surely an athlete doesn't need a coach to be told to go stand in a gate for a few seconds? Stop making excuses for them, they need human guidance more than humans need human guidance
>spreads out and avoids NSM procKWAB
HOLY what a finish
Holy kino what a clump...so who won?
WHO IS THAT
>female jockey winsthe fuck
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOAOKAKAJAHHAHAA
There have been a lot of really fucking close races lately.
>>2502248When you're brocked, you're brocked. Juryoku Pierrot wins!
>>2502261SEX WITH THIS JOCKEY
>the crazy gold family wins again
Star JOBBER
The person I'm listening to watching this is losing their mind
>Female jockey won Oaks with a mareSOULLLLLLLL
>>2502261the age of the musume is here
>female trainers>now female jockeysBROS THE WOKE IS COMING
>>2502265Daughter of Orfevre, grandaughter of ZRR
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE XX CHROMOSOME.....
MARES WON ALL TRAINERS HIDE
>>2502273Yup yup, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me!
>>2502273This is too woke for me sorry
>>2502268Was in good position, just didn't have the stamina for 2400m.
#16 Juryuko Pierrot Wins!
>Star Anise fell like a rockExpected, but still sad
UHHHHHHHHHH MOIDBROS??????? EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>16 win>5th favorite>those oddshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LNGdb6A_i0
>>2502277>>2502273its like im really on /sp/
Okay but that was crazy of Realize Luminous to switch to front running like that, almost worked too
ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER ITS DOBER>ITS DOBER
when you gotta go, you gotta go
>Female jockey won
Why is she dancing when the winning live hasn't began yet?
>>2502273What's next? Female horses?
Wait, I keep hearing debut, so this is her first G1 ride?HOLY HELL
That was a pretty insane run from #5 given they were a 1:128 odds, the overtake from the back of the pack to right off the pace on the backstretch was beautiful and then just couldn't quite hold the lead after the runaway died
I think Juryuko Pierrot should have bigger tits and act sluttier
Damn she's fighting the bit like crazy.
Wholesome victory pose
You know, maybe we oughta pay more attention to the female trainers in the umaverse. We could have uma daughters!>>2502261I wonder if there's a type of uma race in the umaverse which relies on jockeys. The dynamic would be "someone who just runs fast" and "someone who acts as their spotter."
I dislike feminism
holy shit make the reenactment lobby I'm so fucking tired I want to go to bed
What a spurt!Yushun Himba, Japanese Oaks 26 reenactment2400M Tokyo Left Handed Firm conditionsBring one, no restrictions677775726777757267777572
Uhhhhh where are the backup dancers? She's doing the whole winning live solo!!!!
>>2502283Not enough Medium aptitude. should have gotten parents with more Medium sparks.(this is actually what I was reading from experts, they were saying that they thought Star Anise's pedigree has a history of not really liking the longer distances)
>>2502304ZERO st*ll**ns allowed
>>2502295Oh damn that's a big underdog win. From the races I've watched so far, it seems usually the favorites perform visibly better than the rest
>>2502308Female torena ONLY!
>>2502308nyoooooo
Lememe.....lost....
>>2502310They didn't win, anon. Just a really great run from them regardless, I think they're 4th or 5th but that was such a blob it was all within a length or so.
>>2502300>You know, maybe we oughta pay more attention to the female trainersI already do but my agenda is posted on a different board
That's a lot of Amazons...
frogbros... we got beaten by a foid...
Wait why she got a mask with the word TERA?Is she related to our goat Admire Terra?
>>2502190Now, it is time to claim my prize.....
>>250230415/18, filling up FAST>>2502308maybe next year when we get more mares
Good for her for winning, but holy shit she celebrated before she hit the finish line.
>my mare run is only in classic yearITS OVER
Everyone is awake damn, ALL TIMEZONES COME TOGETHER IN THE REENACTMENT
>>2502326She that good! Lememe is in shamble
>>2502318You could even call it a rainforest.
>>2502304I almost missed it!Get that pervert stallion out of here!
Now that I think about it, no one I plan to use in the future is a mare.
Why didn't star anise simply use her lane movement unique? Is she stupid?
>missed the Oaks awardAt least I had a dream about living together with Flash.
>>2502333
>>2502335100 accel skills can’t help you if you have Mile G
>>2502334How is it living without the sense of taste?
>>2502335MEDIUM D
>>2502335WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED
>>2502338Join the reenactment or I'll eat your soul
>>2502334Its fairly easy to have mares on the side since they tend to be low on Long ranks and you're gonna need some for sprints and miles usually.
Who let this perverted oji-san in the race
>>250230417/18, starting 1 minute after it fills up
>>250230417/18 GIT THAT GRRL IN
>>2502353NEED ONE MORE CAM ON it's okay if it's a stallion
>>2502356I'm from the >other board so I'm just spectating...
>>2502316Twas a very close 4th place finishEveryone in the stream chat went "?" when they saw Luminous moving up with like 800 meters left in the race
SPECTATORS GET IN NOW GOGOGOGOGOG
>Machan>Still In Love>Buena Vista>Red DesireThose are the only ones I care about at a quick glance.
>>2502358No one cares brochacho, but it's too late we full anyway
>>2502334Mares are meta though, especially for pace chaser mains. Gentildonna, Chrono Genesis, Almond Eye.
OH BOY CAN'T WAIT TO GET 16th LIKE IN ALL RACES I JOIN
>>2502342Most of them just don't interest me enough to run them over my main three. The only one that might convince me otherwise is Sweep.
Please God, triple the suffering of all jobbers and give it to doberfags.
>>2502378WHAT DID WE DO
>>2502378Those two are the same thing.
holy doberbroken
>>2502367And lates>Still In Love>Admire Groove
>he didn't go one on oneUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
How does my trash Dober keep placing above the gigaDober from my GOAT trainer? I feel so bad
>make a horse that is superior to every other horse>Lose because of itThis game is such a fuckin joke lmao
lmao dude got dumped off his horse
OL HISHI AMA WINS AGAIN BABY
>>2502396Must have learned from the expert Admire Terra
>>2502392Neigha, my dobers understammed. >fun races are just bs for fun.
Nice view back here.
End closers finally ending an 18 player room like that is a sign of future potential
Hishi Amazon takes the 2026 Japanese Oaks reenactment, congratulations!
>>2502405>understammedOh shit you are right, I didn't notice
Well of fuckin course hishi won she was automatically at the finish line because she's the sign!!!
>>2502407I see this every night btw
>>2502409ty for hosting.Now we know which mare is the most breedable.
>>2502409OH NO NO NO NO NO NO FATWABROS WE GOT SCHOOLED BY THE DORM LEADER
I MADE ITI SAW THE RACEI GOT IN THE REENACTMENTI AM GOING TO BED NOW
>>2502409nice gate shot
>>2502409At least I had the ichiban Scarlet. Congrats Hishiama>>2502407For you
>>2502424One of these is not like others....
Losing for fun races pisses me off just as much as losing CM races. I want her to win everything no matter the stakes.
>>2502396I love it when horses show a bit of sass. Orfevre is probably my favoritehttps://youtu.be/nBzdsoItmv8?si=s76T4kJvJKIff5gS&t=318>wins the triple crown >bucks ikezoe almost immediately after
>>2502431This anon has killer instinct, good mentality to have
>>2502392Life works in mysterious ways.
Aren't female jockeys lighter than male jockeys? Why wouldn't they use girls every time?
>>2502424Holy shit digital is so short
>>2502431I pretty much always lose every fun race but I win plat pretty regularly. I never get salty about fun races but if I do finally win one it's gonna feel good
>>2502430Yeah, who the hell wear clown shoes to a race
>>2502436You still need strength to be a jockey and guide the horses. It's a very tricky balance of weight to strength.
>>2502436>Aren't female jockeys lighter than male jockeysNot if I can do something about it
the best i can do for a corner shot before everyone goes too wide
>>2502436Jockeys need to be very physically fit and strong to handle a horse at full gallop
>>2502436Sad news, they are all dehydrated manlet/womenlet so they all weighed the same (55~57kg)
>>2502446These mfs doing the cha cha slide
>>2502446and a slightly better closeup
>>2502454They all look fuckin pissed
>>2502446I do think it's cool how Nishino's dress actually look like flower petals. She deserves props for that
>>2502436>Aren't female jockeys lighter than male jockeys?No cause they're all required to maintain the same weight.
>>2502446My Kawakami was literally too fast. She left the backline blob in the dust, couldn't get off MBP and was too far ahead of all of them to get off NSM. It's actually so silly how your horse can be too good, built too well and it actually makes her worse. It's a legitimate design flaw with this game if you ask me.
>>2502446>all maresSOVL
Now we are gonna do gemini rooms right?....
>>2502441>do badly in fun races>do badly in CMs>the exception to the fun races is when I was running Nishino FlowerI don't like what this is implying about me.
>>2502446Did someone get Dodging Danger but forget Prudent Positioning again?
>>2502436Part of it is strength and control, other part of it is women historically have been shitty riders in high end events, many have a bad read on horses.But ideally you do want as light as weight as possible on a horse so its a "why not" thing with seeing if some girls can make the cut. Most horse competitions are mixed-gendered anyways, including in the olympics, except for the Pentathlon. If she can do it, she can do it.
>>2502463Anon, what do you think the race was recreating?
>>2502466Yaaaaaaadaaaaaaa
>>2502466I only have 1...
>>2502454Finally a shot with most of our HEROESNishino Flower is TINYThanks everyone for joining and see you next week for the one and only TOKYO DERBY
While we still have jpbros here, which mare is most likely to hard dom me?
>>2502470fucking lol at that webm>many have a bad read on horses.
>>2502472The host said no restrictions. There's always one asshole who'll bring Oguri or Bourbon.
>>2502472NTA but there was a pervert in there.
>>2502478What the hell is fine doin????
>>2502470The horse events at the olympics have always been shit because it's a wild card if the horse wants to comply at all. >anon they have to show they can tame the animal, that's the point!It's a dumb one, horses famously have the capacity to be extremely stubborn.
>>2502478
>>2502409>End closer wins the tribute race that was won by an end closerpottery
>>2502469only one front had the DDPP combo
>>2502492
>>2502490Not her finest motion
>>2502470I would like to argue that the reason why women often sucked at jockeying because they lack spatial awareness, which probably the only you need a jockey
>>2502481Sweepy
>>2502478>you cannot rest while enemies are nearby
need a compilation of cool jockey winning pose. I'll start
>>2502505This is a second time this week a jpbro says sweepy is the femdom uma.
>>2502513>>2502505A lot of people are gonna be rolling on that little witch huh
>>2502513Because she is for example, at one point she orders you to get down so she can ride you
>>2502436A horse is prescribed a certain weight it must carry during the race. If the jockey is very light, the difference is made up with extra weights. Lead weights or something. That's what the wgt column is in these netkeiba tables. The amount the horse has to carry, including the jockey + saddle + weights.
>>2502491The Pentathlon is one of the most dangerous events at the Olympics because of several factors.>Riders are all young because many of the events require being physically super fit>Because they're young, they're all generally inexperienced riding horses>The horse riding portion is considered a joke so you're just taught to hang on and survive>Oh and one more thing...>You don't get to choose your horse>^ that's a biggun>Have fun!
>female jockeys and mareswhat the FUCKwas uma a yuri game all along???
>>2502518According to the thread poll she is the most wanted MANT uma along with rickey
>>2502478I wonder how the earless part of their head feels like.
>>2502510
Alright, now we are all ready for roomas, RIGHT???
>>2502535
with two aces done it's finally time to use my ticket
>>2502535Yeah, can’t top this one
>>2502538Nopers!
>>2502540THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2502540Congrats bro, you just won Gemini
>>2502540HOEH
>>2502540I find it hysterical that one of the best fronts In the game and one of the most dominating umas in history is this stupid ass idoru
>>2502547Lmao no, she is incredibly hard to build
>>2502547This but unironically, falco is a top 2 uma anytime she's usable
>>2502518Because she has a unique body type that only shared with Nishino Flower
>>2502547Need a good turf borrow or make some parents for it to work. Trying to do it last minute as someone who got her somewhat recently and it's a bit tougher to fish for mile S when you have all those turf sparks. Your parents are probably not gonna be MANT perfect either, she's kinda tricky to build. Nowadays with S. Maru and V. Borbs around, they also tend to pass Falcon as well. She's good still no doubt just not the top dog that she used to be
>>2502540This round round uma has so much fucking aura
>>2502510Japan Cup 2025
>>2502563This right here, I wanted to run her too and I doubt I'll be able to
>>2502563Falco is hard as sin to build but I'm more scared of her than any other front in my experience with publics
>>2502568Take the birdpill
>>2502570I just don't see how she's better than V. Bourbon/S. Maru right now. You're more likely to get smoked by those as not only are they just as strong if not stronger, but also way easier to build so more likely to run into them
>>2502573>no mile SGutsmaxing isn't enough to save her I'm afraid. Loses to a Mile S Taishin
>>2502576>Loses to a Mile S TaishinNot him, but that's everything lmao
>>2502565Im not sure if it's her pose or the way the straps hug her chest but for some reason her shoulders look very broad
>>2502573I can't, she is too hard to build
>>2502570I'm scared mostly of the bot. I lost to one by seven lengths and it's why I'm convinced fronts are still the strongest strat here, not ends.
>>2502576FCM and double left handed is mile S to be fair.
>>2502535>>2502539what is he saying at this moment
>>2502586Okay but everyone else also has those FCM and Mile S, especially V. Bourbs
>>2502580She is BUILT DIFFERENT
>>2502563>>2502575Falco excels on Mile races due to the fact that overtaking on the only corner is difficult. She definitely was stronger than SMaru and VBourbon in CM10. Without Trending, she loses her dominance in CM14. However, the problem is now that SMaru and VBourbon overtaking her are required to be on the outer lane, causing all the fronts to lose some advantage to the other strategies.
Do Falcon trainers really devote 5/6 legacy slots to turf stars and bet everything on a single legacy slot to give mile or medium S
>end closer CM againWhen will it be our turn?
>>2502591>everyone else also has those FCMBro in what planet, most people aren't gonna borrow NTR this CM, the actual CM is gonna be full of shitters without distance A even in group A. That anon's falco will absolutely tear a bloody path to finals A. The average global player is a complete shitter even in group A.
>>2502600With some luck and planning you can go 4 turf slots and 2 mile slots
>>2502589Poggers.
>>2502600It's 4 slots. I'd know because I'm doing that almost every MANT CM because of this milelet garbage, and ironically this is the one time I don't have to.
>>25026004/6 -> 3+2, 3+2 Then the other two can go on mile, so yeah. And chances are most of these are old parens and not MANT made. It's kinda rough. I tried to make a last minute one and it's less than ideal but it can be done
>mfw my wife has mile and medium aEbin :DDDD
>>2502608>>2502617I don't understand this, do I still have time to prep her?
>>2502622I mean, only if you have strong parent. Falcon is high investment high reward
>>2502606>That anon's falco will absolutely tear a bloody path to finals AI don't think it's that easy any more. Mile S matters, and yeah NTR is very common, everyone and their uncle is running FCM, not everyone needs to borrow it either especially in group A. I'm sure he'll do fine but I don't know about tearing shit up. It's tough out there especially with these beefed up end closers running around
Do End Closers run NTR or CB this timeDoes Daring Strike sabotage Cheer Kingu
>>2502637>do end closersIf you don't have CB you borrow CB
>>2502637You will never not run CB on end closers now. She was a must-roll if you intend to use ends.
>>2502622Barely. Falco has E in Turf. You need 10 worth of turf sparks to get her from E to A in Turf. You have two parents, each with two grandparents. That's a total of 6 potential slots for pink sparks. Each slot can only hold a maximum of a 3 star spark. So let's assume you have a 3* turf spark grandparent, you plug it in. You have another, that's your other grandparent. 6* turf, two more to go. You have another 3* for the other grandparent, still one short. So the minimum amount of slots you have to dedicate to turf sparks alone is four, which takes up four of your six parent/grandparent slots. The other two can be dedicated to whatever distance you're running.On TOP of all that you're going to want those grandparents/parents to have groundwork sparks because you're a front runner after all. And one of them will need to be Seiun. And Turf Seiuns are mostly pretty old and not made in MANT with a lot of their borrows full, it's hard to find good ones so you'll have to do some shopping around. The simpleset way is to borrow a Turf Seiun with 7-8 turf sparks, then supply your other parent with the 2-3 turf sparks on one grandparent, and the other two being distance sparks.
>>2502624I would have to make them
>>2502628I think people are overrating ends. Maybe the whales have better experiences, but mine has not been the best. I honestly think for most people, fronts are stronger. Like maybe if he runs into a gigawhale end, he has a reason to worry, but even with Cheer King and Spurt popping off, even Shadow, it feels as if they often don't accelerate fast enough.
>>2502648I knew I wouldn't be capable of this, I should just stop before I get hurt>Turf Seiun with 7-8Best I could find was 6, does anyone have a good one they don't use?
>>2502650I don't think people are underestimating them at all. They were very strong in the previous CM and they're even stronger in the upcoming one. Fronts are still strong no doubt, but end closers are easier to build in this case assuming you have a copy of Wit CB, and a lot of people picked up Wit CB, or are borrowing it if they don't have it. End closers are a lot more dangerous than they used to be, and it's not like they were in an awful position to begin with. They're winning a lot of these rooms, both here and in the wild, I don't know what else you need to see. You don't need to be a whale to build one and it's more straightforward than the groundwork breeding pipeline
>>2502580It's from how the poofy sleeves and corset interact. The sleeves make her shoulders look broad while the corset kills what should be a natural curve while her hips are hidden by the skirt so she looks like she's built like a fridge when she's not.
People are in for a rude awakening when they go against falco imo. Looking at hakuraku's data shes got the second highest front win percentage even in spite of a small population size. One of the top performers on win percentage doesn't even have mile S or speed greens. She's as strong as ever.
>>2502663Doesnt help that Falco is canonically incredibly strong too so it would be in character if she was built like a shitbrick house. Her actual body is really nice but the racewear does make her look swole af
Would you keep going? Keep in mind clocks are running low
>>2502661I've been joining rooms, I use ends, and what I've seen is that they're still useful, but maybe the second best option. There's so many times where they'll hit all their accels, then somehow decide to slow down, or they hit a duel and they slow down despite having 1200 guts, they get blocked. And most end rooms I see where ends win, they're slower rooms, they're 1:31.7 or 1:31.4 or whatever. When fronts win, it's 1:29.8, 1:30.0. I'm not really sold on them being the end all be all.
>>2502665You're not really making sense though. Why would they be in for a rude awakening when nobody is actually running falco because she's a bitch to build? Bourbon wins more, more people use her because she's easier to crank out a strong one for a number of reasons. Not having to fish for groundwork or worry about turf sparks are the other things. So no, they probably need to worry about bourbon of all things. Falcon is strong no doubt, but less people are going to build her just due to the nature of there being a way easier option that is just as good if not better. For every Falcon you see you'll see ten Bourbons and they'll be just as mean
>>2502672>Falco is canonically incredibly strong tooLike princess or donna?
>>2502661If you don't have Taishit you are done for, you needed to be extremely lucky
>>2502680Prob not AS strong but umas operate on cartoon logic, falcon splits the sea in half with a kick in her senior summer event
>>2502673Post em umas
>>2502673This site is so fucking soulless dude
>>2502681Not using her. I already ran her back when she was honest. She sold out to the meta, simple as
>>2502681>If you don't have Taishit you are don-Opinion discarded, I have her and I'm not using her because I'll win without her bum ass
>>2502689I think it's kind of neat honestly
>>2502691No anon you HAVE to run taishin, it's always a good thing. She's built for this track.
>>2501891I'm not very good at this arts stuff, so I stole the Tachyon as a base. Hope this is what you wanted...
>>2502675>where ends win, they're slower rooms, they're 1:31.7 or 1:31.4 or whatever. When fronts win, it's 1:29.8, 1:30.0.Isn't the race timer a gaslight?
>>2502696KEKThank you, anon!
>>2502675The ingame timer is made up, unless you're using a tool to keep track of actual real timer
>>2502693It's only used by soulless metafaggots, it's such a bad faith website, it irks me
>>2502696Ah shit I forgot to rough up Tokino Minoru, my bad.
>>2502695>If you're a creeklet you're bricked for Pisces >Won plat as a creeklet>If you don't have Xoguri you're bricked for Aries>Won plat with Dober >If you're not running fronts you're bricked for Taurus 2>Won plat with a pace>If you don't run Taishit you're bricked for GeminiI don't give a FUCK bro, I either win with off meta like I always do or I lose and I try to win the next one, I'm not scared of potential uma (I recognize she's strong. But she can bleed)
>>2502696>>2502709These sburdos were like the first /v/ma OC ever posted
>>2502708It's cool to see the aggregate of data. You're a metafag if you adjust the skills you choose based on the track type. If you want to win, you have to metafag to some extent. If you're upset about your uma then go champion her and defy the leaderboards for autists
>>2502699>>2502705If they are, that's my bad. However, the main thing I noticed is that the end accels are very finicky. A front hits Angling and Plancha, they just rocket forward like a bullet, but Ends always hang for a bit before speeding up, sometimes they just hang forever and never catch up. That's something I noticed with Tama. Sometimes I'd hit Pump, Spurt, Cheer and her ult, she'd still hang out in 6th for the entire rest of the race despite having 1100 power. That's what, 0.7 accel? Yet her and most of the ends still just stand around in the same spot, not even bothering to catch up to the fronts.
>>2502720There's one specific anon that really hates hakuraku. I think he's dumb cuz It's a good thing to be able to track meta developments in real time
>>2502716>first /v/ma OC ever postedAre you talking about my edit or the original sbudos?
>>2502720Ignore him anon, he's been seething about hakuraku for a week or two for some reason
>>2502719Saving this for future slander
why is spurdos making a comeback
>>2502701Here's the PDN by the ways. Not stingy about sharing it.https://world2ch.net/uploader/src/218.pdn
>>2502732IIRC we have like a couple of Finns in /v/ma
>>2502732Suomi wööön :DDDDD
>>2502721Seems like ends are generally doing well, maybe your fronts are stronger than your end. End probably needs mid race speed into late to really shine, which is why Bamboo Memory guts is good.
>>2502731Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>2502714This is not good advice since you are clearly a God at this game to a level I could never reach
>>2502722I can understand where he's coming from has it encourages people to stick to a template and chase after only what's effective. That was going to happen either way, but this gives the extreme metafags a tool to metafag even harder without using any creative input of their own. it can then cause people to get stuck in this way of thinking of if you step outside of the hakuraku meta, then you're somehow doing something wrong. But if you follow how metas work for competitive games, they're always evolving and the people who are willing to take chances on "off-meta" strategies can sometimes reshape the meta entirely, just because they were willing to take a chance when others were staying within a more rigid framework. Now some may argue uma is a "solved" meta, but also that because we have all the years and knowledge of nip players who mapped out the game, it's led to our meta being even more cut-throat. Obviously not every player is tuned into that, which creates this extreme gap of the haves and the have nots when it comes to their awareness of these tools.
>>2502738
>>2502732paska perse SUOMI VITTU PERKELE :DDDDDDDDDD
>>2502739I'm not even using fronts. I'm not even losing to other ends that much, it's fronts that keep winning the rooms. And sure, there's definitely things about this Tama that could be improved, her stats aren't great, I'd like Mile Corners, but I'm bringing it up because she has the best winrate of everyone I'm using. And honestly I do not feel good about this CM at all.
>>2502737The guy doing the glue edit isn't, he's a Californian who spent way too much time on it when he should've been working on his game and doing his second run of UM to make up for last night.
>>2502723The original ones, first OC I remember at least. I saved this image on the 27th of July 2025
>>2502762Classic shitposting
>>2502719Incredibly underrated edit, saved
>>2502760She's looking good imo, but in the end it's milecasino
>>2502749Exactly, this is why I hate it, you've explained it amazingly well
>I've only done two careers since the event startedGotta lock in.
I am new to this game and trying to find a place to discuss this game. What is the difference between this thread, the one on /vg/ and the one on /vm/?
>>2502719>there will never be kino on the level of tails gets trolled again
>>2502762Damn.The man who drew these are infinitely better than I am. I hope to be able to draw that good one day. I probably won't ever, though.I forgot Goldshi's eyes NOOOOO
>>2502781>this threadanons from /v/ma, actually helpful, very nice, best community I've ever been a part of and very new player friendly>the one on /vg/Absolute shithole full of snarky cunts, porn addicts, porn spam, ERP, they hate helping people and would rather tell you wrong info on purpose just to laugh at you >the one on /vm/You asked this one already
>>2502792I meant vmg.Hmm I guess I can browse here.Any tips for a new player?
>>2502781there is no big difference reallywe're just the slightly less gayer one, but you didn't hear that from meno but really we do some more fun races seeing as how this is the multiplayer board. You can race your umas agaisnt other peoples umas online, it's actually a big focus of the game. It's an optional thing. /vg/ is faster moving, although both are pretty fast moving honestly. People here try to keep it stuck on game discussion but not really. /vm/ is the remnants of /v/, which started out with less of a "general" mindset even if that's what we've ultimately turned into since we werent allowed to have threads on /v/ anymore.
>>2502793>vmgOur bros, but the board and thread are almost completely dead
>>2502793For a start, it's a gacha which means you're starting at a really bad time as there's no gifts or freebies right now. Gameplay wise would be to slowly build up a repertoire of parents so future runs produce stronger umas, think of it as a roguelite
>>2502781I'm guessing that you originally posted this to /vmg/?Anyways, this threads a lot slower than the /vg/ one, and a lot less horny. I'd argue we're more laid back too./vmg/ is an incredibly slow thread. I'd say it's worthwhile to crosspost to it if you can remember to, because they need some attention too. I'm sure the few residents there would appreciate the extra post once a week too.
>>2502793Which character do you like so far?
>>2502773Maybe I'm just downplaying the wins I did get, maybe I've just been driven insane by fronts, I just do not feel confident going into this CM. Miles are my fucking bane, every time I always get 3rd in Group A finals, the sole exception being Aquarius which is the one I phoned completely because it was dirt.
>>2502784>forgot Goldshi's eyes NOOOOOWhat are you talking about?
>>2502781Etoooo without going too much into tribalism shitflinging>We are from /v/ we got exiled from /v/ because we were the largest subcommunity of that board>we didn't want to go to /vg/ because we thought their thread was full of schizos, shit we don't like (example, ERP or drama) and off topic>we have our own separare distinct culture and identity>we are a bit more casual and more F2P, trainers are divided into first rates (hardcore players that have multiple plats and are some of the strongest trainers around) and third rates (weaker trainers in learning)>we are a lot more on topic, often to the point of policing certain behaviors out of the thread>we are a bit slower but still one of the fastest threads around>I like to think we are quite a bit nicer and helpful, thread is mostly based on mentoring and rivalry>we make a lot of OC art and shitposts>some of us have a stick up our ass.Thats about it, just stick around and have fun! Just hope you feel welcome and have a good time.
>>2502793>>Any tips for a new player?Man, there's a lot. I'd say watch any kind of beginners guide on what you should be doing, but it's going to be in context to the start of the game. It depends on how serious you want to take the game, but I would say just take your time with it, play through the stories and start with the URA scenario. Save your carats. You'll need them to roll for support cards so you can level up as a trainer. There's two things to roll for: characters, and support cards. Part of this game is building your deck so you can train your umas. You'll need to strategically plan out both as a free to player. Just don't spend your carats willy nilly is all. For now don't worry too much about it and play through the game. If you have any specific questions don't be afraid to ask
>>2502737>>2502738I WUV Suomibros :DDDD
>>2502751Indeed!losd 50/50 on phae DDDD:
>>2502810>>2502808>>2502804>>2502803Gotcha. Thanks for the info.>>2502805Oguri. I am playing this cause I watched the anime which I liked.
>>2502793You picked a really bad time to join. You normally want to start playing when a good card banner is going, reroll your account until you MLB it from the new account gibs, and then start working from there because it'll give you one strong card and at least some spooks and SRs to work with, but right now you'd just be wasting your currency. If I was you, I'd maybe consider just going and dumping all my carats on one of the banners, either cards or umas, playing casually until the Light Hello/Tachyon banner and then rerolling your account then as a fresh start but you'll at least have 1 MLB speed card which is going to make the game a lot less painful.
>>2502793May i offer some guides we made?https://files.catbox.moe/ma855x.mp4Since you're probably new and starting off with the URA finale. Here's a guide on how to play the scenario. If you post your cards or umas we can give you some pointers on how to succeed
>>2502821Based
>>2502821Fat fuck is a top tier character so you'll be fine. Mind posting your cards? I think you should take things slowly and work your way up. Your first goal is to tackle the URA finale
>>2502821>Oguri. I am playing this cause I watched the anime which I liked.You're gonna have fun then, her career is very comfy. I'd suggest to play URA Finale first to get a feel for the game. Go with a 4 speed 2 stam deck (whichever's the highest levels), press the training facility that has the most number of supports, and then eventually they'll turn into rainbows which gives a lot of stats.
I think I miss Teiobros. Wondering where they are now.
>>2502806Fronts are insanely strong right now, it's true. There are so many good front borrows and front trainers have had a lot of time to make good parents of their own.
>>2502842Absolute noone thinks that
>>2502822>>2502825>>2502831>>2502832>>2502837Thanks. Will keep these tips in mind, seems I have a lot to learn/play. Also why is the steam application 30 fps and 1080p only?
>>2502842>Wondering where they are now.we are here
>>2502846>Also why is the steam application 30 fps and 1080p only?Japanese game. Yeah we have no idea either, JPfriends only recently got 60fps for their client.
>>2502808>some of us have a stick up our ass.Watch it fella...
>>2502846>30fpsMobile kusoge port, they'll add 60fps for concerts in the futureI just use my AMD slopframes
>>2502849Is it a full 60fps for everything? Last time I heard it was for concerts or something
>>2502846>seems I have a lot to learn/playBoy do you, this game is kinda really complex. But don't worry, we'll help you
>>2502846You'll be able to get Oguri for free without having to gamble on the gacha. Every starting player gets a selector ticket and Oguri is one of the ones you can select, so you'll need to do the missions to unlock it. You'll figure it out
>>2502850HE GOES ON /V/ EVERY DAYEVERY DAY HE GOES THERE TO CREATE A THREAD, WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PISSING THE JANNIES OFF, AND I(?!) HAVE TO "WATCH IT"?
Time for a short weekend hike. If I get lucky I'll see some horses.
>>2502846Anytime you have a question just ask, the collective is very knowledgeable here.
>>2502855He should only use the selector AFTER he gets the free uma ticket though
>>2502854This chart is wrong because you still can be fucked up in your ass even on the top of the curve due to RNG
>>2502863Oh yeah I forgot there's the starting one and the selector ticket, good callEither way you get to choose Oguri
>>2502856He's an exciteable man
>>2502273Okay but consider this, Jockey fanservice
My first ever undefeated run and now I'm churning out A rankers like its nothingI wanna thank you guys for being a god tier community, Ive been learning the game super quickly and its pretty much only because of how willing you folks are to answer questions and to give good advice and resources. These are literally just the results of doing everything you guys tell me to. I really can't wait for my account to be strong as fuck so I can be as helpful to newbs as you guys have been to me. I think this is the last of these posts I'll make until I get my first S but really I'm super thankful to you people, straight from my heart.
>>2502848You gave me a very stupid idea
>>2502876>undefeated with the ichibanCongrats anon, I'm proud of you.
>>2502865No, thats what the pile of bodies being thrown off is. Top right are the people who can score golds consistently, but dont tie their happiness with results. Making your wife strong is what truly matters :DDD
>>2502854NTA but this is the only gacha game I have ever played. Is it really that much more complex over all competition? The race mechanics is the main reason why I'm sticking with the game.
>>2502878LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bright, I am a man...
>>2502871EXCITABLE? YOU BET I'M EXCITABLE! WE'RE TRYING TO PUT A VIDEO GAME THREAD IN THE IN THE BOARD WHERE IT BELONGS, AND THEN SOMEONE STARTS TELLING US FAIRY TALES ABOUT WHY WE ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THERE AND WE'RE LISTENING!
>>2502876I am very happy you're doing well newfag-kun, soon enough you'll be joining our ranks and boarding the pequod to slay whales in CM.Remember our academy's motto
>>2502886Other gachaslop is like autobattlers or equipment checks.
>>2502876You joined a club and have been trading shoes to get your club points, right? Brian Welfare SSR Speed is a major upgrade for you once you get a couple of LB on it, and you also get a passable Wit SSR from the event going on right now which you should be able to get to MLB pretty quickly which is night and day vs even a real card if it's LB0
>>2502886Most other gachas have very shallow end game content, which usually boils down to "Bro, you need Mika", "Bro, your Furina?". You actually need to understand what the fuck youre dping at least to some degree to succeed, and whaling doesnt always allow you to win >t. Played a total of 8 gachas
Is 12 Angry Men /v/m's certified film?
>>2502889I think bright is the cutest mejiro and I'm tired of her being overlooked
>>2502901One of em, the other one is jurassic park
>>2502902You are correct but why does she want me to wear a frilly blouse!?
>>2502906Is it? Because of the dinohybrid threads right?
There is so much funposting and OC-making at any point of the day, I love this place
>>2502893>Other gachaslop is like autobattlers or equipment checks.I must've dodged a bunch of them since I enjoyed the few gachas that I've tried. Arknights is a pretty fun tower defense, and rhythm games like Idolmaster is a pretty comfy casual time killer.
>>2502910Because /v/ma danchou is a dinofag that made like a good 80% of the dino threads
>>2502923Anything but training
>>2502923Good for him, I geeked out at my hybrid threads too
I finally got my gem, what do I use it for?No, I am not planning on rolling on any cards until GL banner
GFL-Uma thread was fun
>>2502938You save it
>>2502938I would say just save it, I don't see anything there that absolutely needs it more than anything you might want in the future.
>>2502943Hijacked threads will never not be funny
>>2502938Save it
>>2502938Creek SSR
>>2502909
>>2502948The fact that we may have had a hand in getting the horrible Dall-E spam threads on /v/ banned IS truly funny
>>2502938Save it. It'll probably go on Creek next time it's a long enough track that we're using her, but you might get spooked and the rest of your cards aren't going to be usable with +1LBt. sitting on my selector still for the same reason
>>2502948Nah, that one was a collab thread
>>2502966I have a hoarding problem. >Actually got spooked on a last copy of Creek during start of MANT
>Helios is agemasen too
>>2502976Anon... You hoard them until you're about to use a card that would benefit from them. The uma tickets also are rather silly to save unless you're planning on rolling a banner where the one you'd select is a rerun with rate up.
I'm so proud of these hours. Aside from that one reply, these replies are so well behaved, and have answered properly. wuv u /v/ma
>>2502988I'm close to unlocking all debut 3*'s except Rice who I'll ticket, but there's no reason to use them during MANT. As for first anni 3*'s, I'm paralyzed between Dober and NYOpera. With the SSR Vouchers I genuinely have no good target until the SMaru/FineMo banner. Otherwise they're going to parent supports like Halo Power/Falco Power or Yukino Wit.
Does anybody here use KurobaEX? For the last 2 months it keeps telling me that my ip range has been banned due to abuse, and i dont know how to fix this. >>2502994Whenever people vaguepost about some post being bad, i automatically assume that ive posted some shit. Is this curable?
>>2502994That's an exception usually its peak shit stirring, can we not circlejerk? We also have bad days.
What are the real reasons why we don't have qol updates sooner than Nip server?
>>2503002>Does anybody here use KurobaEXI do>For the last 2 months it keeps telling me that my ip range has been banned due to abuseTHE SAME SHIT HAPPENS TO ME OMG. I just post on mobile browser and then I have to mark that post as my own in the app, it works but WHY THE FUCK does it keep breaking my IP range?????
>>2503008>usually its peak shit stirringThis isn't true, you just remember the bad things more
>>2503002Use the beta version and/or clear your app's cookies/cache
>>2503010Cygames doesn't care about global i think, Like obviously they do care since we got some stuff early. But I think we are low on the priority list
>>2502997>front and pace mainNYOpera>end and late mainDoberIf you're rolling the SMaru banner, I can take a guess at what you are
>>2503010I imagine they don't want to upset their main playerbase, nips, that we're getting everything without suffering
>>2502890>You know, I used to have an oshi myself>pulls out a crusty photo of Seiun Sky from his wallen>but it's ironic. No matter how badly I wanted her SHE NEVER CAME HOME
>>2503018>literally the cashcow of the corp>low prioritywut?
>>2503010Remember how Cygames did early guts rework and game was unplayable for two days?Its probably them being scared to touch the spaghetti code too much
>>2502994We all would literally tear ourselves apart without an American schizoid to compare yourself to. Why are we pretending otherwise?
>>2503021KEK
>>2503019Counterpoint, NYOperas ult is very funny
Would (You) say that you've gotten stronger or weaker over time?
>>2503018>>2503020Fuck nips man, who cares if they seethe? We are more important than them, and if they don't start treating us better again they will probably lose their lightning in a bottle by being extreme fucking retards
>>2503019I haven't chosen my main style yet, but I'm leaning toward backline. The SMaru/FineMo banner was mostly to get double value, so I actually already pulled on Nice Nature and CB. Also, I read that SMaru is still nice as a 3rd speed card during Grand Live, and sorely needed for LoH.
>>2503028I'd argue that we'll mostly just be deadhours instead
>>2503002I use it as well and the same thing happens now that they changed how they're attempting to deal with bots. If they give you the option for it then you'll need email verification (just use a throwaway email provider like proton for it if you have privacy concerns) and you'll have to to play two rounds of the captcha minigame. You might have to open 4chan in your mobile browser and attempt to get a captcha to get that process started. Occasionally this site will also rangeban again you even with verification, but all you need to do is re-verify with an email link.
>>2503035I was forced to get stronger or get left behind
>>2503038And that would be a good thing.
>>2503035Definitely stronger, but not enough, while everyone else has grown like ten times stronger and has a faster rate I have maybe 1.5, the gap between me and everyone else keeps growing and growing and every time I make something I am proud of and come here I instantly get shit on by monsters who play at a level I will never reach. The worst part is that I've played basically the same time as them. I am left behind
>>2502146Explain
>>2503035Both, my umas are better, my gameplay is sharper and my deck is better, but I'm not grinding multiple borrows anymore so my overall output is weaker relative to my Unity output
>>2503035My deck has mostly stayed the same so I think I'm still just the same but able to adjust to MANT and CMs.
>>2503028I've been on other boards with flags and American schizoids aren't as common as you'd think. It was rumored that our scatjeet for instance was Romanian due to his weird posting hours. Easy to scapegoat it on USAchads though, we do run this shit.
>>2503059>we do run this shit.I hate how dead Yurohours are now, I think we definitely lost a lot there, except today since there was a race
>>2503035I'd say I've gotten a lot stronger, especially since MANT started and I made some big upgrades to my support card selection. For the last couple of the medium CMs I've been making parents as my aces and a nice byproduct of that is a collection of substantially better parent options than I previously had. it hasn't translated to a plat win though lol
>>2503064If this is your idea of dead then you'll be horrified by the rest of the site>1.87 ppm on /vm/ of all places>meanwhile the fastest moving thread on /v/ is just barely over 1ppm.uma chads run this shit more generally speaking, doesn't matter the time of day
>>2503010>no premium pass>no reroll pass>no spark lock pass>no parenting passDo they hate money???
>attempt another Hopeless Stakes run for Urara Completionist progress>450-ish speed/power, but she's understammed>and it's raining>and Ayabe and Taishin are in the race
>>2503077>Do they hate moneyThey unironically do, if they had even a smidge of common sense they would be treating us like kings and giving us all the QoL at once, maybe even rebalancing MANT, we are basically the only thing making them money and they still treat us like trash
>>2503077is there an option for poorfags
>>2503078Rev up those clocksYou ARE doing it in MANT, right?
>>2503094Uninstall
>>2503094All of them have F2P versions, and none are required for top level play
>>2503094>premium passYeppers>reroll passYeppers>spark lock passYeppers>parenting passNoppers (but by then you have auto)
>>2503099Of course, but after the third clock I came to the unfortunate conclusion that she didn't have enough stamina to actually survive.
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2058476849752084846The future of horse racing is in Asia, yurop can't even plug a hole
>>2503064This site has been dying for a while. The internet is a reflection of the state of the world. 4chan being the Ottoman Empire is the sign of the world in peril... or something, I didn't think that through thoroughly. Point is, so long as the world is on fire, more people will go to sites like TikTok over places like here, and end up in algorithmic hell with no respect for themselves.>>2503059I mean it's easy to scapegoat a Europal too. Just be an insomniac :PBut yeah, I've noticed that the most extreme of the schizoing tends to happen in the overlap hours so it makes sense. I just say American schizoid because I've noticed that Europeans in most corners of the internet I occupy tend to get united over hating America, and immediately fall apart if said Americans are removed from the equation. It doesn't actually matter if the ones they're against are ACTUALLY American or not, just the perception is enough.
>>2503113Happy Friendly Soul is okay but how big is that fucking hole?
>>2503116Personally I wuv our Ameribros and I'd love to visit their land
Lategambling feels so good when it works...
>>2503130CM3 and CM5... home...
>>2503101Nope. At that point you just transition into being a newma-only roller. Stop caring about CMs, save all your carats for newmas. Play comfy careers, be happy.
>>2503130>UgFUCK
>>2503130I...like Vodka
>>2503124the size of a man's arm, if that guy really put his hand inside? Not a drainage expert
>>2503130Lategambling feels so good when you don't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty
Uoh! Uokka da!
How much stamina did I need for the Fall and Spring Tenno Sho again? 650? I ain't reaching that, fuck.
>>2503212600 with no recoveries, after that you have more than enough for autumn
>>2503212Depends on your rival. Creek and Opera O are kinda strong but some rivals suck ass.
>>2503222It's a Satono run if that affects anything.>>2503217600 with no recoveries... guess I'm breaking into the SP bank for whatever recoveries I can muster.
I love the merry-go-round
>>2503229Well she may still gas out depending on who shows up, Creek is especially nasty but that's mostly a problem in Kikuka ShoWhite recovery is a ton of help with these
AIIIEEEE SAVE US LIGHT HELLO...
>>2503236I don't mean to brag but I actually escaped it for an entire month!
>>2503237I have a feeling this run's burning up in the atmosphere as we speak.I brought the wrong deck-or rather, the wrong parent. I have a Speed 3-Wit 2-Stam. 1 deck for pace chasers and I forgot to stick my Pace Chaser spark parent on this Satono so most of my skills haven't really been all that useful. Not to mention, I train like a NEANDERTHAL and literally just did stam. (and some wit) training for the first 12 turns
>>2503262Okay pop a ball on stamina and then start praying
>>2503258Fuck you, get back in the bucket
>>2503269I've got 4 turns to Osaka, do I just commit to stamina training and HOPE I get to around 600? (I popped it before you said so, currently at 377)
>>2502857No honse, here's some cows instead.
>>2503277Depends, do you have to come first? What skills do you have on sale?
>>2503279My only recovery options on sale are Pace Strategy, Passing Pro, and Be Still. I can acquire all three.I don't have many recovery options in my entire card storage.
>>2503236>stuck in the loop>spend one week doing nothing but reworking my TT team>get 900k points nowIt really is that easy
>>2503278Cool, we love cows here too, enjoy
>>2503278
I need you guys to teach me borrow-fu
>>2503282>Place 3rd or better in the Tenno Sho (Spring)Okay 450+ stamina and a passing pro SHOULD let you be able to survive it, might require a few clocks tho
>>2503296I'm just gonna get Passing Pro and train stam if there's no rainbows. Wish me luck!
>>2503278Did you know? Cows absolutely love her
>>2503064I unironically prefer slower discussion though! Allows me to do shit irl and not miss half the thread>>2503236For me its just making calculating carats a bit harder, but i actually dont care much.
>>2503293>filename
>>2503304Can't wait to pull for this cowe
>>2503293Is Pandora a cow? I know her rival is
Windy fags explain yourselves.https://x.com/i/status/2058377613425746163
>>2503311She is a donkey actually
>>2503295Go to Chronogenesis and done
>>2503328That's not what I mean
>>2503316Stinko is a cute little goober more than anything
>>2503316Sinkowyndibwos...
>>2503316Why did I get half-chub watching this
Satono's senior year has been a silver collector's dream so far.
Dia makes my dick so hard it's insane
>>2503314This is her as a 6th grader
>>2503356>This is her as a 6th graderUmamusume aging is some fucked up shit, man, what the hell?I was gonna roll for her anyways but still
Fuuck man, I can't finish this campaign tonight. I'm too exhausted. I'll finish it tomorrow. Why'd I have to make that damn GLUE edit!?>>2503362Women generally hit puberty at ages 8-13. 6th graders are 12-13. It's COMPLETELY reasonable to suggest that she just hit puberty early.
>>2502807Sorry, don't know how I missed this.For every glue container(except the green squeeze tube, where I just wrote the name in katakana instead,) each one has a little portrait of the horse. Gold Ship's got a 12 billion yen incident reference(the yellow sticker is REALLY shit but it's supposed to read 12ï¿¥) and has the placement in reference to these bottles which inspired me, Haru Urara's is... off doing her own thing, Gold City is an arts and craft's type glue, Mihono Bourbon is Loctite and has a gear around her, and King Halo has a REALLY big ole bottle of super glue patterned off of Flex Glue.Anyways, all of them have eyes except Gold Ship, because I guess I got too invested in making her hat or something. Technically Gold City doesn't have her eyes either, but they're just closed. You can still see her eyelids.
I kind of already said it earlier, but the green one, if you're curious, is Tokino Minoru.That's why her cap is missing, and hers looks the most scuffed up.3 hours on this by the ways.
These are the 3 strongest Taishins I have made. Which one would you run?
>>2503316God i wuv Windy dude...
>>2503368Gomen...
fuck this whale scenario
>>2503410Right due to more mid-race skills.
>>2503403Ok so you made those bottles and forgot the eyes, right? I was just EXTREMELY confused (still kind of am honestly) because you just replied with that out of the blue to my spurdo post and I didn't get it at all
>>2503426Yeah I made the bottle and just forgot Gold Ship's eyes a bit too late to make corrections.
>>2503410Unless uma stan destroys cheerleader kingu's inherit it has to be right. Guts isn't that important
>>2503410>gutsmaxxing successfully with 2 speed cards in the deckYou can't fool me, that's a doctored image.
>>2503432Right has about 100 less power but I assume that isn't as important in the miles casino?>>2503437Got really lucky
>>2503424but MANT is the great f2p equalizer...
>>2503429OOOOOOH FUCK ok I FINALLY get it, I'm a huge retard kek, I didn't realize that you edited the energy drinks into glue in your post. Fuck this confusion was all my fault kek, sorry
>>2503440>Right has about 100 less power but I assume that isn't as important in the miles casino?CM10 taught me that if the uphill is in the acceleration zone, then power means jacksquat. You want Wit to keep as close to the Front Runners.
>>2503446Damn man, making me feel self-conscious about my ability to make interesting edits :(It's all good! I've done sillier anyways.I might eventually make a third revision to correct these mistakes(I got the wrong cap for Loctite) and make Haru Urara glitter glue, since I'm a stupid perfectionist, but for tonight, we shall not peer into red eyes of doom.
>>2503440You could do some practice rooms with all 3 and fill out the lobby with pub room fronts and maybe 1 other end to keep the lobby balanced. Then see if there are any trends after 20+ runs
>>2503456Oh I did a first to ten wins for all 3 umas in practice rooms. The final score was like8109Which is surprising. Also why I am asking here since it was really close.
https://litter.catbox.moe/su0jql6x1s4p1c28.mp4
>>2503455>making me feel self-conscious about my ability to make interesting editsPlease don't feel like that, it was my fault because I just wanted to post the original quickly and I didn't notice, your edit is cool man don't feel bad
>>2503466I was hamming it up, don't worry. I understand it was an earnest mistake.
MANT is very f2p friendly you unironically just have to learn to luckshit
>>2503316How can anyone hate this precious cinnamon roll? Windy is adorable.
>>2503464blessed post
>>2503461What was the rest of the lobby like?
>>2503464cute
>>2503470I can't make a single SS+ or Ug. My baseline is S+ and Ace highrolls are SS, my deck and parents aren't even that bad any of you with my account could make monsters I'm sure, I'm tempted to give the login and see if it's true
>>2503316>she
>>2503304I see dunkey I reply
>>2503489What is your deck and best parents for mile right now?
Taiki will get her throne back this CM. Trust the plan.
zero speed rainbows in the last 11 turns of the career award
NYOOOOOOOOOOM
>>2503504That's a big shopping cart
>>2503504Fuck this little retard for not showing up in my pulls
>>2503508For you.
>>2503500>Wanting ANOTHER fucking repeat queen in an era full of themNo thanks; Taiki had her time in the spotlight already. I wanna see a soulful off-meta winner for once. I also wouldn't mind seeing either Falco or Taishin finally beat the fraud allegations, even though they're apparently both dominant meta picks this CM
>>2503498Usually Kita, FineMo, Marv, Tachyon Windy/NTR Borrow or maybe a Gold skill borrow like CB as well. Then I can use a power card like Helios or switch to Cafe or Marv+Rice for stam setups>Mile parentsStill in the mines rn
>>2503511I am now imagining Bamboo Memory batman
>>2503516Taiki isn't meta for anything other than Nakayama 1200m anymore.
>>2503516won't it be funny if xoguri wins for the third time?
>>2503531AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND..................STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2503500Queen Oguri has made us go hungry for so long that I actually miss her
>Found a parent that isn't perfect but will do for my ultra-specific needs>Used her once but will try again later>She was replaced AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>2503536Inb4 half the torenas die due to refeeding syndrome
>charming first turn of the runI wonder how this one will nuke itself.
>>2503551AIIIIEEEEEEE, DOUBLE CURSED
>>2503278Nice, it's not calving season yet? They get a bit obnoxious then.
>>2503557>free energyWhat's the problem big boy? Just accept Flower's lunch
>>2503481Put in 4 front runner 2 pace chasers 3 end (the taishins)
>>2503564I hope you found the biggest meanest fronts, that way you get to check if one Taishin's wins are by small margins and another usually wins big
>>2503538H8 when it happens. Thankfully he brought his old borrow back after presumably everyone stopped using/following after the switch.>>2502282>Juryoku Pierrot winsUma when!?
>>2503561>it's not calving season yet?It is, not sure why there weren't any calves. I don't remember cows getting obnoxious though, I worked on a farm for a bit some years ago and the cows didn't really change behaviour when they had calves (other than the moms wanting to stay with their kids obviously).
>>2503580My own fronts. I find that whoever procs daring strike and nemesis and ES at the best time wins. That's like the only factors.
how have they not done a Christmas alt for Rudolf yet? It's the most obvious one in the world, just make her Rudolph.
>>2503591That's crazy... skills win CMs?
>>2503601That would be too on the nose
>>2503606Chuckled
>>2503606kek
>>2502294Its not only her first G1 ride its also the case for the owners, they just started their club last year. 2nd G1 win for the breeders too.
WITNESS MEEEEE
>>2503018Them Cyjews apparently make more money off us gaijin than their own. I'm sure they're working on tricks to keep our shekels flowing.
>>2503617your 3 climax charms gwo?
>>2503018japanese media 101: the local (japanese) market >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the baka gaijin market
>>2503601She has one, but it was banished to the card realm
YESYESYES
>>2503623Two...
>>2503623I got ONE SINGULAR charm thorough the entire run and FIVE 20 energy drinks and NOTHING MOREEither way the training failed...
Americans are asleep let's steal all their burgers for our Yuropean market
>>2503316Not as weird as her Christmas one.https://x.com/i/status/2058389227180872044
>>2503647A romanian has made this post
>>2503650Oh my... Fuark, i will spark her banner if i have to!
>>2503653No, if I were Romanian I would've typed>Americans are asleep let's steal all their copper
>>2503650WHAT THE FUCKKK
>>2503658You'd have to fight our crackheads to the death for that
>>2503662You clearly haven't seen what gypsy gangs get up to, I'd pay to watch that
>>2503650This one link is more effective than all the previous windy propaganda posted to this day.
>>2503677I think the one where she is getting roarmogged is funniestFUCKING LISTEN TO THAT SOUND SHE MAKEShttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/2022503753606402322
CM14 room26609718
>>2503684
>>2503650Stinko teethjob...
What's the Red Shift equivalent inherit for this CM?
>>2503650>18th butt sizeImagine touching her butt as she softy bites and nibbles on your neck.
>>2503690I'm sorry Shinko but your aura was never really there
I like Stinko I just like Twin Turbo more
I can never win the Kikuka Sho in my parent runs
>>2503716I had completely forgotten turbo even existed.
>>2503716<https://files.catbox.moe/jx8hnm.png><https://files.catbox.moe/anch95.png>
>>2503716The good thing about turbo is she's a 1* so guaranteed. The bad thing about stinko is she's not and a brick if you pull her
>>2503677I've felt for a while now that the most effective propaganda for any uma is simply showing people scenes that actually happen in-game. Card events, career events, uma stories, etc. Describing them seems to work too but is probably less effectiveFor example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XrvLU6Xjw
this scenario is so fucking bad I can't take this anymore
>>2503736Just a bit over a month left, hang on!
>>2503736It's just a game bwo
>>2503730are you a drawfag? if so then congrats this shit is kino and my next fap (and this post rhymes, I'll take a nap)
My parent run is down to Awful mood and no energy because of all the racing for affinity, HELP
>>2503736hang on anon, soon things will be better.
>>2503735Yup, its why careerdumps are so great!>linkShant watch for now, will do so after getting Windy
Giga Taishin comes, Encroaching Shadows, and slaps your wife's assAnother65322815
>they're not meta ergonyou should NEVER pull for them
>room ready>open game>room full>close game>room ready...
>>2503751That banner was taylor made for titcow lovers, Dia is even more insane
>>2503755This, but unironically. Infidelity is bad.
>>2503757>doesn't stay logged in and on race tab 24/7ngmi
Wife Motion takes it with pure wife powerLast one for now61050993
I have Bourbon GPT scan the thread constantly to instantly get my team into rooms as they're posted.
borrow limit n shiet, but will we ever have saved races expanded?
>>2503774Anon, post your Fine Motion if you're reading this.
>>2503774GG good raceTaishin came from 9th to take 3rd but no chance. Bad daring strike proc.
>>2503778Never now that you can pirate Umas
>>2503316>>2503650>>2503735Windychads.
May I offer you a fish in these trying times, Torena-san?
>>2503779She hasn't won a lot
>>2503786IWAk
End Cheer Halo takes the last one as she's OG of the ult everyone is inheriting for this raceThanks for the races>>2503780Yeah anon ggs!
>>2503791Thanks for hosting
Only three more days until the next Pakatube...
>do nothing for a week>cope aces start winning public roomsi guess game's not all whales and Ugs
>>2503798Everyone's getting MANTbroken, not just us. That being said, I built my full cope team yesterday and used my 5 borrows for the first time in months. I guess there's still some hunger within me
Winning the same G1 multiple times does nothing for Affinity right?
>>2503789Nn, i know what you are
>>2503791not really the ult, she had all 4 greens proc this time and that's +200 flat speed
>>2503801In the run? No.
>>2503650Imagine.
>>2503650JPfrens if you are awake what are the top 5 most blatant "they had lots of sex" scenes in uma so far?
Parent run so bad I didn't even cap speed
>>2503788That's ok, I want to build her as a pace for this CM too and have no idea even where to begin.
Parent run so bad I stop playing for the week
>he caps speed on parent runs
Just remove Style pink sparks from the game, I am fine with never being able to mutate again in exchange for not seeing this useless trash ever again
Parent run so bad it's Ryan
>>2503825How else am I supposed to get those SS rank parents that increase the chance for sparks? I can only get SS on my highroll aces
>>2503797I'll fucking quit if Gentil gets carded
>>2503834that's a fun thing: you don't
>>2503811the time I went to your mum's house
>>2503797>"we planned on having Windy VA gere today, but she was 2 busy">new alt: Wedding shinko windyIMAGINE! PICTURE IT!
>>2503829I would not be fine with it. Pace still sucks ass during GL.
>>2503848I HAVE GOTTEN NOTHING BUT LATE SURGER SPARKS IN A ROW, FUCK THAT SHIT
Last one for Tsuyoshi!
>>2503853The better rudolfling
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2503856She does that sometimes
>>2503856>he hasn't had an uma explode all over him
>>2503856martyr agnes digital...
I... I like Stinko Wimpy
>>2503847No way that happens, but AFAIK Windy is the oldest uma who still doesn't have an alt so surely she'll get one soon, right?Cygames can't hate her that much... right?
Will every uma get their own version of Ms. Victoria?
>>2503863Windybros are the most oppressed fans in all of Uma. Literally
>>2503862Shame she is genuinely bad, a dirter and has no alts
>>2503864Yep, Make Debut, Umapyoy densetsu and Ms. Victoria
>told myself yesterday I would do all borrows because I gotta lock in and I am still making parents>only did 1I HATE HATE MYSELF. I can't be a winner while playing this little, I WON'T HAVE TIME AGAIN
>>2503797>Cafe>Gentil>AlegriaCall it, who is getting carded out of the wedding alt!Or will they? Latest New Year, Halloween and Swimsuit events all had a third alt
>>2503871You have two choices anon, accept that you are jobbing it in during MANT/Gemini and take it easy, or get competitive and lock in, you can't do it halfway
>>2503868sovl
>>2503874Cafe has three cards already so I'm hoping that means she finally gets her third alt.
>>2503874Red Desire just came out so a Cafe wedding alt would be way too evil, but then again its money so I dunnoAnd I can't see Gentil not getting one of them, Cygames would have a pipebomb in their frontdesk the same hour it gets announced.
>>2503879I KNOW I KNOW I FUCKING KNOW, I WANT TO LOCK IN. I am fucking tired of not making it in time to CMs and having to make a quick and shit team for it and this is a class I barely used so I have to make ALL the parents from scratch, it's so fucking tiring man but I WANT to do it, it's just that starting a run is such a slog, junior into first summer is some of the most tiring gameplay of all time. If I fail to make it to another CM I might just cry or quit
>>2503890Lock in
>>2503890You are getting burned out, anon, take a break and flatline or do some fan runs, your procrastination is probably because of that
>>2503895Do parent runs with a deck with no pressure to get a high roll, just enough to trigger good blues. You're gonna need MANT parents for awhile anyway and you don't have the stress of making a bad ace.
>>2503867Runts deserve love, too.
>>2503895>take a break>by doing some fan runsI'm onto your tricks, danchode
>>2503898this, parent runs aren't stressful at all
>>2503895>>2503898>>2503902I can't take a break, I've been barely playing throughout all of MANT and I gotta lock in before I lose all the MANT CMs, I NEED TO PLAY MORE, I can't keep half-assing it and then having depression meltdowns in here when I lose, I can't make a competitive team with 1 parent run a day, I need my parents, I want to make a new team and I don't have time and it's all my fault
https://litter.catbox.moe/8svcxlqa89cuorwv.pngwhat the hell is a finger bowl?
>>2503908she explains it in the image
>>2503907Chill out dude it's a pay to win anime horse game, it's not that big of a deal.
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>>2503907>I HAVE TO-You don't, anon, especially during MANT, we were warned about it, remember?Its fine
>>2503916I know but I want to feel satisfied with myself
Is LB3 guts Ayabe useable?
>>2503874I'm not very familiar with the latter two, but it seems like a tough call. After a bit of surface-level research, my impressions are:>Gentildonna is apparently popular so I kinda doubt they'd pass up the opportunity to give her a waifufag-bait alt>Gentil and Gran Alegria both have zero support cards except for anniversary welfares>BUT Gran is the ultimate milefag so any card she gets would almost certainly be mile-focused, and there's a mile PvP event going on right now in JP that'll presumably be over (or almost over) by the time the wedding banners release. It'd be kinda stupid of them to release a mile card right AFTER a mile PvP event>Cafe has an end closer alt, and end closers are the only running style that hasn't gotten a new specialist card since the start of the year yetI'm gonna guess that either Cafe gets carded, or one of them is the event welfare and gets a third alt
>>2503923Every other first-rate here can do it so should I
>>2503925The power bonus is huge unfortunately
>>2503922Was thinking of Marvelous Sunday OP but this is fine too!
>>2503925With SRs it's always MLB or go fuck yourself.
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>>2503924how about some real achievements then
>>2503647I WILL NOT BE GYPPED AT 6 IN THE MORNING DAMN IT
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