https://www.hltv.org/
russia is and will always be a shithole
>>2502439>https://www.hltv.org/wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
are you a believer?
>>2502450This but the entirety of the post-soviet space
LOL
NOT NICE MAXIM
CAN WE JUST WIN PISTOLS
>>2502255
donk represents the peak of what countstrike can be
>>2502552That's ropz
>>2502552hello fellow 12 year oldI also started watching cs in 2024
>>2502552Actual, genuine GOAT. Nobody will ever GOAT as hard as him
>>2502556tsmthas d*nk ever beat 10 bots on hardest difficulty in a 1v10? I don't think so
with macedonian igl ancient would be easy
>>2502571but they'd have lost nuke
Maybe I was wrong about them taking Ancient. I need to see legacy's t side.
m0NESY when the shot matters:
FeCeS vs CHOKO
fuck this crowdfuck all crowds
THE CROWD SPOILED IT! TURN THE XRAY OFF ADMIN
THE CROWD SAVED IT KEEP XRAY ON
>falcons losing>x-ray gets reactivated
PGL just won't learn.
kek nt chadzin
monesy fucking retard
>>2502601
Doesn't matter. You already know falcons will get raped at the major.
>>2502607:)
>kai yo soo keylmaobut nothing will beat whitoids calling ryu rai yoo
>>2502601Its Perfect World. PGL just lets them use their platforms to stream.
Reverse Bra71L
>>2502616But unlike bra71l, falgoats will comeback and win on ct side
With cheats off.
damn, so this is the power of the goat IGL???
holy shit lol
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE DEAGOAT? HE'S FUCKING 1/8
Still salvageable if they get 4.
>>2502625when niko refuses to kill people? yes
So this is the power of the faze magician....
impressive rape but i worry not taking nuke will end poorly for the bblzilians
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
niko and feces so bad
>>2502634Don't worry little anon! GODmau will rape & gape the Falcoons.
how did every single falcons player except kyosucky just decide to not hitting anything on map2?it's not like they're doing anything stupid, they're just losing EVERY SINGLE DUELlol
we only need 3 t rounds
>>2502646Isn't it obvious? The script has them losing g2.
>>2502646Choke. They've got full crowd support, much weaker opponent and they can't handle the pressure still.
>>2502654but kyosucky usually chokes on stage?did karrigan fix him just for everyone else to crumble?
I wish Niko won his major while he was in his prime. This is sad to see, he was the no.1 rifler man
>>2502656I don't think it's the stage that chokes him but rather the flow of the series/maps. He has shit performances and good performances. This is one of those good ones.
>>2502658he threw it all away for the bag and bussy
>>2502656kyousuke like most russians is a eastern events babby. until he performs covincingly in the west, he's still on fraud watch
FAIL CLOWNS LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>2502662fuck off sp fagyou already embarrassed yourself with that "us europeans" post
shART
I swear to god if Falcons actually pull this back from a 9-3 first half
>>2502668us europeans perform the most in the west, asiatic people like russians play better in the east
ecosy
Baltnigger is in full force today.
>>2502676remind you of anything? :)not that faze actually managed to win anything the last two years....
>that crowd roar for a eco spraydownmayonesy gets so many insignificant kills and chokes all the important ones
>>2502687yeah, but he's cutecan you say the same about zywoo?
>>2502692yes (for me personally)
>>2502694you need jesus, bro
w crowd
>crowd tries to cheat for kyousuck>gets him killedkek
keyocyka is hard carrying rn
>"WHAAAAAAT?!"are the casters thinking we're idiots?
that's it, brazilians blew it
>>2502706yes
kyosuke mvp and he's already >>>>> niko oat
>crowd roars for exciting situations no matter who's lurking/pushingimagine getting mogged by fucking antscis crowd really needs a beating
>>2502706are they wrong?
GOATGOATGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTGOAAATATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
LOW IQ
didn't even see he had a kit, so the chinkhud made me think he lostwp
The UI bugged or something?
wow they even have a forced defuse command for rigging
>>2502724saved by the crowd
>>2502730it hasn't worked properly at all this tournament
N0K0 LOOL
No way...
niko.... bro....
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAWHHDAFHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
NIKO WHAT THE FUCCKKK
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
NIKO>NIKONIKO>NIKONIKO>NIKONIKO>NIKONIKO>NIKONIKO>NIKO
this is where niko's teams usually fumble everythingcan karrigan get his mindset straight, or have they already lost the series?
Watch the mental midget niko crumble now, guaranteed bottom frag every match from now even if they win this one
Falconsbros.......
niko fucking dogshit piss
Well, it's 2-1 now because they will lose mirage.
>monesy when he needs to make a smart play
nissim is one stupid motherfucker, constantly peeking like a retard
I WILL NOT STOP TOUCHING FAITH just because niko is a fucking retard
NICE MAXIMGood job ReneNOT NICE ILYANOT NICE NIKO
Alright it's over. This map will have broken NiKo.
>>2502777checked
>>2502778
>>2502778the usual suspects
>>2502779it would have broken the old falconsthis is actually perfectthey brought in the senior citizen to get them out of situations exactly like thisnow we see if karrigan's worth however many millions they paid
>>2502778>>2502785Latto fucked them (on their best map)
OH NONONONONONONOFALKEKS???
>>2502785>latto:|>donk:O
>>2502788The last time unc didn't choke a final was over 2 years ago anon...
>>2502707I did it again
>>2502796do you even know what 'choked' means?
>>2502778Finn
n0ko giving away kyousuke mvp to lattofuck this nigger
>>2502801Dissapearensen
Falcons are getting ready for a BLOODBATH on Mirage.Finn - I believe.
>>2502814>Finn - I believe.you touching faith, bro?
>>2502809if niko can't have it then nobody else at falcons will!
>>2502799Noone is choking on anything playing a game on your pc.The only one who's gonna be choking will be Anya Andersen on Finn's cock - win, loose or draw.
>Falcons start on CT >Win 6 or 7 rounds>Lose pistol>Win one round off the back of some random bullshit>13-8 Legacy win
can't we sneak in a frozen before the major?
>>2502799Yes anon let's get into a discussion about semantics and ignore the horrible finals record karrigan has in CS2 finals (4-8). 3 of those wins came in a span of a single month when CS2 was first introduced to competitive play. Good on him to get the bag off of name value but he is NOT fixing Falcons.
>>2502819I believe.
stupid brazilians, nice smokes retards
dogpissesy
>>2502836Here we go lads. Warned you.
KEK NIKO
>>25028366 or 7
NICE ILYA!!!!!!
What is monesy doing?
>>2502827>>2502839choking means losing against someone that you absolutely shouldn't, or losing a round where you hold all the cardsyou retarded zoomers think loss=choke, which is fucking reductive and retardeddid faze choke against vitality in major gf? fuck nodid faze choke against big trying to get major invites? fuck yes
>>2502836Maybe 6 was generous. Let's go with 5.
dumau is locked in
>>2502877>fuck fuckity fuckfuckfucksorry for the profanityI just really hate the way people use the word lately
nt dumau
>>2502894>faith in your way
Even if they win all 7 it won't be enough.
>>2502897you gotta be more specificor else I'm just gonna pretend you're faithful
We all knew Mirage was gonna go like this since they've been dogshit on it for months. It's dust2 I'm interested in, if they shit themselves there - they're regressing.
The Lion IGL is shitting the bed on his retakes
>>2502903truejust didn't think they'd lose ancient lol
it was 3-0....
>>2502912More like it was supposed to be 3-0 for legacy but falcons got lucky on nuke.
niko big finals maps won: 59niko big finals maps lost: 58
KEKsuke...KEKesy...
>>2502836>>Falcons start on CT >>Win 6 or 7 rounds>>Lose pistol>>Win one round off the back of some random bullshit>>13-8 Legacy winWow, I guess legacy win 13-5 now.
JUST FUCKING SWITCH TO RIFLE MONESY YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>2502877Is Falcons currently choking against Legacy at CAC? Fuck Yes!
>>2502914can niko the first player to lose 60 maps in grand finals?
ignoring how bad every falcons player is playing right now, legacy actually look pretty good
They did activate him on ancient I'm afraid.
>>2502919kinda?nobody had great expectations on mirageancient is where they choked
well that was pathetic...
idgaf just run through smoke with 90 seconds left who cares let's go
Vitality will rape absolutely everyone at the major. donk single-handedly raping falcons doesn't matter anymore since even legacy can do it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwhy do teams always choose the tigh space path against force buys?
why is this team so fucking funny mani love them and liquid
>>2502925>kinda?What are you smoking? They are completely choking it. They barely got past 5 random Brazilians on Nuke and are in the process of losing a second map. Mind you Falcons have the "goat igl", the "goat rifler", the best rookie (ignoring donk), the 2nd best AWPer in the world and TeSeS.
>>2502936>the 2nd best AWPerThat could be literally anyone at this point compared to current monesy, even ultimate.
>>2502935liquid was fun to watch them lose when they were capable of winningnow they're just not capable and it's boring af
>>2502936>They're choking bro! they're completely choking!alright, zoomer
Nigga... are they seriously going to lose this shit?
>>2502917>>2502917>>2502917>>2502917>>2502917>13-5LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>let me just check my notes real quick
>>2502939love watching elige have a meltie
>>2502937Group stage m0NESY has a strong case to be the 2nd best. Too bad that NiKo ruined him.>>2502940Please explain to me how a team filled with some of the greatest names in CS + TeSeS losing to T2 Brazilians isn't choking?
>>2502940They were expected to go 3-0 against some random huestack, right now they're about to go a game down to 2-1
you guys ready for this?
>>2502951They were doing fine on g2 and then they decided to take the bag.
>>2502951>a team filled with some of the greatest names in CSwho haven't won shit in forever>>2502952>They were expected to go 3-0who are "they"?like I said, they choked ancient, mirage is going exactly as expected
rene has given up kek
>>2502955On G2 they had Snax and TaZ. karrigan and zonic can't compare.>>2502956>who haven't won shit in foreverBecause they keep choking :)
oh nonononononono bros surely they won't choke finals against fucking kegacy :DDDDDDD
>>2502836I guess that T side pistol round was THE random bullshit round
>>2502960They will (on inferno). They'll start on T side or some shit and lose like 10 rounds there.
not good brosI keep believing tho
reminder:it was mirage where karrigan came back from a 1-11 against liquid and won in OT
son
>>2502970alright, this didn't age well....please ignore
impossible to win mirage with karrigan solo anchoring b
there is no logical reason behind reduced bullet damage on the legs and not reduced bullet damage on arms desu
Don't let these numbers deceive you. Every player on falcons was dogshit, except for maybe kiosk in like 2 rounds.
ONE GUN ROUND ON T SIDETHE LOIN DID IT AGAIN
>>2502977Goat rifler btw
Imagine if they were to get fucked on dust right now. (even harder than they did by spirit)
>>2502967weird back, is he wearing a bra?
WE ARE FINN ANDERSENWE CARRY THE FLAME
TOUCH FAITH YOU FUCKERShe'll make it happen
Falcons....
>>2502983it's called not being fat
>>2502982I see the vision
This team is literary like 2 weeks old for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!!!! you idiots don't know anything about professional cs
falcons against spirit>10 on ancient>7 on miragefalcons against legacy>9 on ancient>6 on mirageBROS I'M LIKE REALLY WORRIED
time to touch faithbeen a while since I betted
>>2502990on the contrary, it looks like he's fator I guess >>2502991he got overdevelopped teres msucles with a lack of developped lower lats which makes it weird
>>2502995also never betted on falcons... weird feelingI think the best bet I ever made was a 14.5 where I bet against them and won
>>2502992I was assured that Finn "karrigan" Andersen is a honeymoon merchant thougheverbeit?
>>2502993for spirit?
Who could replace choko though, realistically?
>>2503001frozenbut I want karrigan to get niko his sorry major first
>>2503000Them too, they are starting from stage 2
>>2503001Time for karrigan to get Frozen the bag as an apology for making him play with broky and jcooob
I just want someone to carry choko to a major first, and karrigan ain't it
replay timethink I've listened to more depeche mode today than my whole life combined
>>2503005>Time for karrigan to get Frozen the bag as an apology for making him play with karriganftfy
Must be fun having to IGL two ADHD faceit kids who keep hard griefing every roundm0NESY you probably shouldnt repeek angles dry, its a team game try and just stay alive ok :)
>>2503024you retards really have no idea what you're talking about
What's up with uncs posting about Depeche Mode all of the sudden?
>>2503031TOUCH FAITH bro
>>2503030you dont even play the game slotjunkie
>>2503031it's the mentally ill karrigan fan forcing this meme, who else
>>2503031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bIit's self-explanatory
>>2503041>whole string of memes last thread was one posterI think you're the mentally ill one, anon
>>2503031It's obvious it's just this one guy who spams every thread.
PICK UP THE RECEIVER I'll MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
>>2503047yes thats quite literally how it goes
>>2503052you mental? I wouldn't knowbut probably yeah
Kinda islamophobic to talk about Jesus in the context of Falcons. Inshallah karrigan will be beheaded for this PBUH!
legacy are so fucking aggressivekarrigan better adapt quick, or star players are gonna have another stinker
Its over, I'm closing the stream
>>2503055nice damage control, spammer
that spectator flash update sucks
>>2503063what damage control?I'm not pretending it wasn't me you replied to. Stop schizo'ing out
it's actually over
>>2503047maybe not but the guy posting karrigan half naked pics being present in a thread makes me believe most karrigan glaze comes from him. also if you haven't noticed the increase in samefagging here lately then idk what to tell you.
>>2503071this one?think there's at least 4 or 5 different posters who've posted this
SAVE KYOUSUKE
kyo still trying but his team is letting him down
>>2503072Now that's coping.
>>2503076I'm in my lane, broyou're the one coping
>>2503072lol nobtw anybody got the karrigan facial ticks gif? I don't find it in my folders
>>2503072who the fuck wants to have that saved on his PC?
>>2503081gotcha bro
>gets called out for spamming and samefagging>INSTANTLY starts samefagging againevery time
>>2503071If you spend here enough time to figure out the number of people on here you are a:>MASSIVE FAGGOT>unemployed>HLTV forum poster>NIGGER>kike>LOOSER>creep>wierdo>sexless>friendlessnerd.
Karrigan was the problem
>>2503082me
>>2503083nice but I want the one right in front of his face
forzen + kyxsan laughing so hard rn
What a fucking waste of money kek
Kek, falcoons stans are feeling the desperation faze fags been feeling since 2025
>calls people out for samefagging>don't even have the balls to tag them>>2503087you forgot frogposters
>>2503091None of them will play at the Major.Or even get to a semifinal ever again in their miserable slavic lives.
I apologize to arT
Legacy is just too aggresive. That's how they managed to beat vitality on Austin.
>>2503098that L? being shoved up niko's ass right now
>>2503098But everyone can do it now. It doesn't even matter.
>>2503096we own this website.
legacy should need to win 4, falcons already 2-0'd these shitters, if legacy "wins" 3-1 they actually only "won" 3-3
>>2503103they've always played aggressive as hellweird thing is they waited till dust2 to turn it upmaybe art was a good buy for them
fix your hair sissy
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
It's actually over.
LOOL
DUMAU
teses.... I'm your biggest supporter ittplease just get a single fucking kill on t-side
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RAPERAPE RAPE RAPE
>>2503114completely worth it btw
>>2503122can't argue with that....
.
>>2503126Are you retarded or something?
>>2503126that's actually pretty sus
GAPEDesy
What a shit B exec after that tec9 round lmaooooo"Goat igl" btw
how the fuck does every single player lose every single duel?I'm not sure karrigan can fix this lol
>>2503133gaped every night by nikolai hope it is all worth it, ilya
that m4a4 temukau skin looking kinda nice desu
>>2503114How is he so faggy its turning me fucking insane.
Outside of nuke falcons failed to put a decent attack in like 95% of the situations. Like they just don't have T side figured out.
what if falcons do it.....
>>2503142
Funny to think this could've been an easy 3:0 lmao
-karrigan +magixx
>>2503142why do you care so much about gay video game players
>>2503142you want to humiliate others, you are sadistic, this is why.
What we thinkin boys?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DANES??
at least the vibes are good
>>2503145Is he literally just building a harem instead of a real team?
MVPMVPMVPMVP
>>2503153I feel like everyone just told each other to relax and forfeit this bo5 but kiosk wasn't present during that conversation.
>nobody checks carthis team is so fucking stupid on stage
>>2503149I don't, just don't get how every time he's on camera he's acting like a fag from a 2000s comedy movie. Its almost parody tier.
>>2503156'twould seem sohe wants donk for the bussy, not the wins
no degsterno kyxsanno title
what doesn't kill you makes you strongerwe're back at the major with real practice
if this doesn't go map5 I'm gonna be pissedlast two grand finals were shit
>>2503126why would you not clear that corner
monesy isn't even the best sniper on falcon now
>spirit lost 12 rounds to this
>>2503167nevermind
>karrigan forcing falcons to a round win
Now watch them shit themselves in the next one in a spectacular fashion.
why do they never show the crowd lmao
>>2503168falcons owned legacy before
Oh my god it's that fake comeback bullshit again.13:7 I'll give you that.
oh god..... I can feel the choke
>>2503172It's not a real crowd. The crowd roar you hear is AI
>wake up>failclowns in actionNice
>>2503172they really must have the lowest production price ever.
>casters glazing karriganyou love to hear it :)this does look pretty bad tho....
>rlcs finals today>esl dreamleague finals today>cac finals todayNice
-niko+frozenfrozen does not choke these
>>2503172PGL isn't running the tournament, only the english broadcast. I assume they only get a clean feed of the game from the chinks.
>>2503181post links when they startI might be bored later
>>2503179people are gonna shit on PGL but its perfect world that's TOing
THE KWAB BROTHERS KEK
DUMAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
karrigan's fault
>>2503184https://liquipedia.net/rocketleague/Rocket_League_Championship_Series/2026/Paris_Major#Playoffshttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/DreamLeague/29#Playoffs
>>2503181get into fighting games asap so you can watch the top 8s tonightconsume all the esports tourneys
No...
>>2503189the stream links, anon.... I don't really care about either
>>2503190I follow aris and tune in to watch those sometimes.
okay karrigan is shit just get snax we know it works
>>2503190>get into fighting gamesNo thanks. I am not an autistic faggot.
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE DEGSTER HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP
>>2503195>posted on 4chan
>>2503189also, it's apparently rocket league and dota?definitely not gonna watch that shit
KEK russdanes just got raped failclowns era btw LMAO
yeah 0 excuses completely over
>>2503192https://www.twitch.tv/rocketleaguehttps://www.twitch.tv/esl_dota2
The Lion...
IVE HAD ENOUGHEVERY FUCKING TIMECHOKE AFTER CHOKEFUCK THIS TEAM AND FUCK NIKO SPECIFICALLY
drop niko NOW
save kyousuke from this dogshit
This is Niko's fault btw
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVAI TOMAR NO CU FALCONSAQUI E CAC PORRA
>>2503190sf pro tour hasn't been good since they banned infiltration
lel
>beat legacy easily when it isn't important>get fucking stomped when it isthis team doesn't need a mental coach, they need a fucking mind-wipe
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B0TTIGAN IS SO FUCKING TRASH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>maCACosguys it makes sense
OUR LEGACY
karrigans wife was found dismembered
Unironically cut Kyousuke, make him the star of some other team and get a "worse" player instead. Both teams would be better off.Stacking stars just doesn't work.
>>2503216>OURI'm not brown tho
that dude with his finger on the pyrotechniques button feeling blueballed
>>2503210I've always wondered why rightcels care so much about losers.
>losing to tier 3 br teamsaudibros...
just put kyousuke and monesy in spiritthey're wasting their time with this nigger team
Based Legacy, I want them to have another crack a vitality.
>>2503219it would work if niko was an actual star lmao
>>2503219>Stacking stars just doesn't work.people have been saying that for 2 years nowI don't think falcons are gonna start listening now
>>2503205>he boughted a ChoKo jersey...son
m0nesy 8 lost finals in a row...
So, who shat the bed this time? Niko? m0NESY? FeCeS? Karrigan? Kawasaki?
falcons era !!!!
>>2503233Yes.
>you now remember choko on ancient
>>2503232it's not even sad anymore, it's hilarious
>literally all of top 10 skips>danes still can't winRAPED
>>2503233Always blame Niko
Look, coming in 2nd place out of like 8 or 16 teams is pretty fucking impressive.
Hot take: I think Falcons need to make a roster change.
What is Twistzz and Frozen thinking right now?
>RE-GA-CY
>>2503223infiltration is the fighting game GOAT I'm sorry for breaking it down for you after all these years, I hope you found some enlightenment in this post and abandon your previous position as a midwit, now go keep watching Pokimane's evoslop
>>2503245Just kick Niko asap
>>2503245Clearly they need one more star player
kiosk tried but
>>2503233They just never play off each other Its always just lifegaming all the way to the grandfinalZonic is trying to bleed Falcons dry though which is based so I hope he never gets kicked
>>2503244this up and coming young international roster might upset the brazilian favorites
>>2503225that doesn't even make any sense. spirit is built around shiro being passive and needing less resources built around him. they're actually looking better now anyway
dumau, latto and n1ssium were all great, saadzin can be a bit iffy but I feel that's just most AWPers these days. Hopefully they do well in the major
>>2503248>infiltration is the fighting game GOATNo he isn't, no where near.
niko threw itthey would've won 3-0 if he could just hit someone standing still from behind
>>2503252exitnesy would be negative without farming exit kills
kwab f0zetrannies lost AGAIN
>>2503256it's blade trying to destroy another russian team, don't listen to that nigga
#FreeMonesy#WelcomeFazeMonesy
>>2503266Faze is brokeAlso M0nesy is married to Niko
>>2503259revenge on Falcons for beating Furia in the 3rd place match at IEM Rio
shut up, donk, shiro, monesy, kyousuke would be the ultimate young superstar team and would win vitality 4v5
>>2503263nigga stop trying to make it happenit's not going to happen
>>2503252hey niko got higher rating than last time, that's a plus
>>2503248Do you think Niko is the GOAT of CS?
Genuinely how do you regain winners mindset after all of this
what's the excuse gonna be?
>>2503280Degster.
>>2503280They are just mouz but rich and with twinks instead of jews.
If faze win that stake lan then I think karrigan might kill himself
>>2503280IEM Melbourne 2025 Grand Finals, my love...
>>2503280
I think Niko will come 2nd in a Major gf a few more times and then retire never having experienced the sweet taste of being a champion
>>2503288Fucking crazy that 1st one was with degster.
>>2503291Does Falcon still keeping this fraud?
where dem fattigan spammers at? REACH OUT AND GET RAPED
Your back to back CAC Major Champions...LEGACYYY!!!!!!
we just got a taste of what's to comekarrigan is going to do the exact same shit as in the last major (except for skipping a couple of stages)from one dysfunctional choke team to another
>>2503297Nah it's an older tweet. They fired him some time ago.
>after 3rd map went to have some me time and showed a medium sized black dildo up my arse>come back>falkekkies lost Magic!
YOUR OWN PERSONAL RAPISTSOMEONE WHO RAPES
>>2503271trying to make what happen nikka
If I was any of the Falcons players I would be having a violently psychotic, suicidal mental breakdown right about now
I WILL DELIVER YOU KNOW IM A RAPER
Say something nice about our heroes.
>>2503310How do you know NiKo isn't violently raping m1DNESY and Kyousucky right now?
what happened did they all go to dilate or something?
>>2503302Good, now they should fire Niko before it was too late
Zonic has failed for almost 4 years in a row and I don't understand how the hell he's still a coach. Falcons managment is retarded.
>>2503319artchads...we won!
reach out, get raped reach out, get raped
how did he become this bad? he used to be bad, but not this bad.
>Give them the same despair faze fans have felt since 2024
>>2503325I wish I had his job security.
>>2503325Doesn't he only really have success when he has a really smart IGL and not a vibes IGL?
>>2503325>boros changed his mouse too much>not the team I wanted>just one more superstar>turns out we need a real IGLWhat will his next excuse be?
major is his last chance, otherwise he's a proven fraud and his entire career is destroyed
>>2503190i stopped watching fighting game tourneys after ultra street fighter 4 erait didn't feel the same
>>2503267after a shitshow like that I would be consulting a divorce lawyer if I were Ilya
Bestia management fuck up the visas ------> Falcons lose CAC
china is up there with brazil with the best crowds
Its official.God hates Saudis
>>2503339>posts a character not from a fighting game
keep coping. we were trolling and hiding our real power for major. serious teams do this. vitality did it too.
This is enough to send anybody over the edge. I truly hope m0NESY saves what's left of his career and breaks free from that parasite niko.
I already said this like a year or so ago but he really needs to stop buying awp every chance he gets and just play with a rifle.
>>2503352this
Ahhhhh
>>2503190But I'm not black...
>>2503359KWAB
To learn how to win you have to learn how to lose. That's why NiKo and mONESY underperform so kyousuke felt how it is when you carry 4 bots, donk had to go through the same procedure before he won a Major. Spirit invented it and Falcons implement it now for kyousuke to make him the ONE TRUE GOAT! NiKo choked in G2 so mONESY could breathe, now mONESY has to choke together with NiKo so kyousuke could blow!Imagine the time when kyousuke will be ready to win and NiKo and mONESY won't be needed to hold themself back... oh boy, they will crash everyone and probably never lose again...zonic is truly a god of talent revelation
Seriously though?What the FUCK is their problem to keep losing tournaments.
>>2503351if you wanted jack-o ass you could've said so
My dad was a kwabologist before he retired and he says he's never seen anything like this in the history of kwab. he took off his readers, looked me dead in the eyes, his face pale. with a concerned tone, he said "this is more than a kwab". I felt my heart fall into my gut knowing he was almost certainly right. He rolled his office chair over to his bookshelf, flipped open a textbook. I saw him trace his fingers over the page. he looked over the scaled classifications (he mentioned it was logarithmic). he said quietly to himself "lmao... kwab...kwaboty...kwabotc...may0nesy... niko...", then he ended in silence. All he said after several tense moments "I've never kek'd what a bitch more in my entire life".
>>2503365Their retarded management that still hasn't replaced choko.
>>2503367Kek good one
>>2503366>posts larp game
15 T side rounds across 4 maps. Against Legacy. If I'm Falcons management I am having zonic and karrigan beheaded immediately.
who cares about a major practice match?
>>2503371i don't see you posting pictures, only bitchingyou can piss off
Falcons won eight T rounds in three maps. Karrigan is their T side caller. He also dropped 0.59 throughout the series.Why the FUCK did Falcons even replace Kyxsan with this obese faggot.
>>2503375Don't see you posting any fighting games.
>>2503374
>>2503353he actually was right about joining G2, they win blast world final, kato and cologne, in 2024 some other blasts too, but going to the falcons was a fatal mistake, the biggest in the counter-strike history
Um, can you haters leave the general? I don't appreciate this. These Falcons esports girls, they have been battling their fucking brains out all season, flawless in Saudi Arabia, and because they can't get their nerves on check on LAN, you're just shitting on them out of NOWHERE.
>>2503381legacy fans coping
>>2503380what's acceptable love
the biggest cringe is Falcons getting absolutely raped on dust, about to lose another final, and karrigan doing the WEE WOO whenever they scrape a round. how is he not embarrassed?
>>2503380>>2503386I got 300 hours in Aussie online SFV. Real ones will remember SkyBM
would anyone seriously take fattigan above apex, aleksibot, magixx, fallen or kyxsan?
>>2503389they should've gotten siuhy
>>2503386>>2503388>SFV
The only good thing came out from this disaster is that people don't put the blame on TeSes. My boy is totally innocent.
>>2503391I actually enjoyed SFV
kek
>>2503392https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3147913/teses
>legacy now has more lan trophies than flacons
he was right>>2503392agreed
>>2503397Flyquest have more LAN trophies than Falcons.
>>2503396Those are not people
>>2503399Idk senpai
>ancient 3 rounds>mirage 2 rounds>dust2 3 roundstruly fixed the T side
>>2502759You were right...
>>2503393Never could stand V, game basically killed my local scene for SF, had to play Tekken and even Melee to get anything.
>>2503281oof that pinned post, about something that happened 4 years ago and with the "faze up" to remind him of his betrayal
-karrigan+kyxsanlmao
>>2503404
>>2503382atleast he got the bag...
>>2503414>bragging about beating plumbers and frycooks
Falcons fucking lost? CAC was fucking free
>>2503416Winning is winning.
>>2503281tired from travelling, good practice for major
>>2503416Yeah, when will Falcons do that?
maybe Failclowns should get a different coach already? they can't play T sides for shit, they were fucking bad on T sides under Kyxsan and are now under Karrigan
>>2503330kek
>>2503330>now make him say "this is cinema."
>>2503338two years contract. he said the singapore major is the objective. reached two finals in a row. calma.
>>2503344Imagine losing to some guys who weren't even meant to be there.
>>2503346kys
People joke about saving strats, but why would you waste them right before the biggest tournament of the year? To win what, some knock-off Chinese cup? Trust the plan, the Falcons will humble all of the haters very shortly.
>>2503344it's fucking crazy that they were a replacement for Bestia and managed to stay in T1 ever since going to the biggest events and doing well in most of themcrazy turn of fate for Legazy
https://x.com/NiKoGlazerV2/status/2058460917734523386?s=20Why does this keep happening to him?
>>2503365that logo is bad, simple as.
>>2503436KEEEEEEEKi wasn't awake for ancient, thanks
>>2503430Falcons are stuck with Karrigan for all of 2026? lmaoooooooooo
>>2503382>blast world finalis that shit important? I feel like blast events bar majors are never a source of pride
>>2503422Well, it worked for Spirit so far. They won Astana without Hally breathing down their neck.
I genuinely only hate Falcons because:Their jersey fucking sucks. Ugliest piece of shit of all time.Their logo fucking sucks. NiKo.
>>2503438I only just saw how it's a falcon.
>>2503436Somebody make a webm out of that reaction.
>>2503450i really like their jerseys since i like green
>>2503458The only way I'd ever support Falcons
Dude they should've bought snax instead of karrigan oi blyaaaaaaat.
>>2503453
Just saw that the falcucks lost. LMAO
-choko+frozen
>>2503463Baysado
KARRIGAN NEEDS TO WATCH THIShttps://youtu.be/BhTs_fr8ISI
>>2503472INSHALLAH
>>2503472
kyosuke could've been playing with the goat rifler instead of with the fraud rifler
>>2503483Why would Vita let any single one of their team members go?
>>2503486
>>2503488who nutted in your mouth?
>>2503483Imagine chosing choko over this... kyousuke is retarded
>wake up>Falcons now get raped by not even the best Brazilian team in finalsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>2503492dw niko will get him by the end of this year to add to his boy harem!
>>2503472holy (literally) based
3 2nd places in one season isn't that bad
>>2503444>stuck withlolimagine being this much of a don't-know shitter
>>2503483In another life
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393241/vitality-vs-natus-vincere-iem-rio-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393243/furia-vs-vitality-iem-rio-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393245/spirit-vs-vitality-iem-rio-2026This is by the way what happens when a competent team actually wants to win (and complete the grand slam run). Niggers, you are so fucked. You don't even understand how fucked you are.
Falcons mental is so weak...
FRAUDIGAN MASTERCLASS :- 3 T rounds on Ancient- 2 T rounds on Mirage- 3 T rounds on Dust2
>>2503527I remember the crowd during FURIAand donkey... I love it when 'Woo rapes his little ass!
>grand slamno one cares about saudishit tournaments
>>2503533now tell me how many of his calls were badfalcons just decided to lose every single duel, karrigan included
>>2503542all of them
>>2503545really won me over with that argumentif karrigan wins it's>he's star players are carrying! it's individual plays!if karrigan loses it's>shit calls! bad igl!I don't understand what you get out of this, but if it makes you happy keep hateposting ig
>>2503545this one was the worst, absolute utter dogshit hahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_e_vVTq4Y&t=25904please don't respond to the hippotard anymore, he doesn't deserve a single reply
>>2503548So you're saying Niko had an awesome performance?
respect karrigan he almost got a 30 bomb game
>>2503554>hippostill trying to force this shit "meme"you and the lionfag should go on a date
>>2503533CINEMAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2503567karrigan has been called a hippo for years here, newfag
>>2503572way to out yourself, zoomer
NIKO CLEARS THOSE IGL FUCKS FUCK YEAH THAT'S MY GOAT
m0nesy and niko stickers are dropping fast after that choke. BUY UP while they're CHEAP!!
the thing is the players were atleast confident in their ct sides, though kyxsan shat his pants on t sidenow with a hippo sized hole in their ct defense, they're losing all confidence
The Disappearance of Vatnik Midnesy Shill, vol. 8
>>2503554actually the worst call was on mirage after winning pistol, they went through smoke on B apps and got smoked by n1ssim's Five Sevenkarrigan defenders are absolutely braindead, if there was ever any doubt about it
Ahahahahaha NiKo had ANOTHER choke moment when a back was turned on a critical late round. How can one man be so cursed?
>>2503634Unironically, that Deagle miss shot mindbroke him forever.
WHEN are we going to admit that NIKO IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?????
>>2503548The best have always the most haters.>NSDAP Germany>Karrifans>Finn AndersenIt was always our burden. Being the best is a struggle. Take the easy way out and perish.No one will talk about haters. It matters who they hate anyways. Hate-post or bait, FINN stays relevant.
>>2503325realistically what is kicking zonic even going to do? Just like with the IGL all that will happen is that another big name with no balls will hop in and get cucked by the niko/monesy leadership. Unless you get someone like kassad that will literally slap the shit out of those guys.
I genuinely don't think I can ever get tired of seeing Falcons lose.Like everytime it's so funny, not once have I ever had that little thought of "they've lost enough, they deserve it"Everytime it's glorious.
>>2503636a leader that sits at the extremity?a leader that is only happy when he frags well?yes he's the problem.
>>2503640-zonic-karrigan-TeSeS+TaZ+Snax+huNterAt this point just do G2 2. They already got the assistant coach from G2, might as well keep it rolling.
>>2503640Mashallah habibi
https://www.twitch.tv/rocketleague#VFORVICTORY
>>2503683Rocket League has to be the gayest esport oat
>>2503676I miss the Renegades
>>2503686Farming Simulator?
>>2503683ohnegoat gonna costream the major lets go #hype
>>2503705We will ALL be there.
>>2503676lol
>wake up>KWABcons seriously lost to fucking Legacy after being a map upHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
remove manchester sissyty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do you fix Niko's mental........
haha
this is hype as hellI can't wait for Cologne Major
>>2503721you love to see it
>>2503728Can't wait to see Falcons miss the play-offs
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
I need Zen and 'Woo to do a vid together or some shit at EWC
>>2503654there's always some element of surreal when you watch Falcons failfor example, karrigan of all players getting dualies on dd2 CT pistol round. why the fuck would you do that as a professional team?and then he sharted himself on short with them of course, it's so funny
>>2503726More twinks.
>>2503750No more Gucci bag, no more girlfriend and lots of beatings
>0.63 t side ratingwhy is that?
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelGet in here!
>>2503760>firepower>4
>>2503760he's trash, i didn't think this can happen in CS in this manner (like it's a real physical sport) but his mechanics are really gone. almost every half of falcons there are multiple rounds that would be very winnable if karrigan could just do the bare minimum and trade someone from a favorable position.
>>2503765
>>2503771Holy based karrigan doing a pacifist run.
>>2503772He joined Falcons and Islam is a religion of peace
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/3741/niko?teamId=11283&playoffMatchType=GRAND_FINALGrim (the situation, not the player)
he thought he was gonna win :)
>>2503747I think I am partially chasing the high of that 3v5 on Inferno.But you're right, it's never just they bombed out, it's some almost divine level misplay that causes them to.
>>2503771I truly believe no call or anything he has to say is worth having him throw rounds and get 5-9 kills per map. Just have him coach behind the team and let Zonic manage and handle all of the preparation.Or better yet kick the danes, get Jame and Zweih, switch to speaking russian, and put shock collars on Niko, Monesy and Kyousuke for Jame to activate the second they disobey him
>>2503771How is 0/100 possible
>>2503771But he's one of the most successful CS pros???????
when esports?
Didn't ohne say he was gonna watch rocket league? Where the fuck is that cunt?
>>250383010 mins
>>25038272nd of June
>>25038273 days#FaZeUp
hippo really thoughted he could just roll in and sweep a tier 4 tournament in china but LMAO
>>2503840you just know niko was smug as fuck before the match
Why didn't Falcons win the kiddy pool tournament
can we win this?
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelRL MAJOR COVERAGE LET'S GET IT
>>2503845>>2503840Ummm Mouz and Mongolz were also there?
Uncle Niko and Granduncle Karrigan are finished
>>2503436>>2503472but wait, there's more! >be m0nesy>approaching from CT, just killed saadzin on default>Niko whiffed and died in cave to latto, bomb timer is low>have info that latto is in cave with an AK, low HP, and he knows you are coming from CT>"hmmm, what should i do, run at him with the pistol? peek with the awp? no, i have a better idea!">take out knife and try to jump over the cave line, as if it was a fucking pixel gap and not a wide 1m entrance>simply instantly die mid air because duh, latto is holding for it>round overbaby GOAT, everyone
>>25038697 grand final losses in a row has mind broken him. Now its 8.
>>2503849seeing a stadium full of people care about professional rocket league is mystifying. probably why I would never share irl that I watch cs
>>2503849fucking dead game
>>2503869I mean they don't have much time here and he's the only one who has a kit.
>>2503885I can't believe Tim did this
>>2503885Either they have an insanely large console player base or costreamers like ohnepixel are doing the lords work for them.https://escharts.com/tournaments/rl/rlcs-2026-paris-major
>>2503885the game isnt listed on steam anymore only on epic
>>2503760>plays like absolute garbage>doesn't actually lead the team, everyone still does whatever the fuck they want, girlfriends, gucci bags>no new interesting strats>no "legendary textbook Karrigan new team buff">literally only calls half the matchSo what was the point of bringing him, again?
>>2503816has anyone actually SEEN a call that unc did that you go "Kyxan would DEFINITELY never be able to call this"? Wasn't he literally cruising in faze and were notorious for their shit calls and strats for the past year?
>>2503901>So what was the point of bringing him, again?Give zonic more time to steal paychecks by making karrigan his next excuse for why he shouldn't be fired
>>2503901Good vibes and the assumption because he led teams of superstars to some good results he'd do the same at Falcons
>>2503901MBS is secretly actually a big CS fan with deep knowledge of the pro scene lore, and his personal goal was to assemble a team with the biggest concentration of frauds for maximum hatewatch enjoymenti subscribe to this theory
why hasnt karrigan tweeted? why does it feel like he would've have tweeted if things went differently today?
>>2503918Personally I am still waiting for ynk and kassad to comment on their golden boy's performance
>>2503921i don't think kassad will tweet again after this -> >>2503711 kek
>>2503921I thought Kassad turned on Niko? Or at least he was very critical of him on those hot take shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDQ-gI6_oFgjust gonna drop this herelove karrigan, love brokyhope they'll make hard and fast gay sex one day
>>2503937ignore that last part
serbs and hubris, name a more iconic duo
Let all the seethe out fatties
>>2503934no, he got mad for a while because Niko said he wouldn't be a guest in his podcast project, but he still wants him and Falcons to succeed and win. at least that was the case before Budapest, that's the last time i watched some of his content.
this Niko whiff was another level from the usual btwhe tried to go for a one tap to the head and missed it, tried to correct the aim and then made a step forward during the spraytruly shambolic
>>2503965why couldnt he just spray what a retard
they need to force niko to stop going to the gym and get a little bit fat
>>2503972A real goat rifler onetaps
>>2503973They need to get a belt and beat him
only finals falcons won
>wake up>falcons will never win a trophykekkkkkkkk
>>2504001Grim
any mayonesy telegram messages?
>>2503472>post removed nooo
>>2504024:3
>>2504030wait it's not removed but i couldn't see in it in the guys repliesfuck i hate musks twitter
>>2504031yeah this loss actually hurt and he can't joke about it
Falcons and Vitality: contenders for major.We were trolling at CAC. We have same mentality as Vitality. Why show real power before major?
>>2504144
>>2504144>WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD>WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY, NOW IS SAD
Just watched the match. may0nesy classic choke, hits 1/3 shots, retarded overpeeks etc. I can see why they won with degster and why m0nesy never got a big event MVP
Unreal engine 6?
>>2504184unreal engine 67
>>2504184kek its going to be so shit
https://x.com/bialyj_/status/2058269830722039960based papito fuck ukrodogs
>>2504206So the mods started deleting these shit threads on hltv and you brought it here...
what happened here?
>>2504222Teses.
>>2504236FeCeS
>>2504222Falcons got downloaded.
>>2504222Group stage Falcons, best team in the world
>>2503777Nah bruh the manlet is straight up stealing our posts nowhttps://xcancel.com/Mauisnake/status/2058576602498482335#m
why didnt animegraph nerf donk and nerfed niko instead?
>>2504294It did nerf both donk and niko. Niko'd been shit for years but now he's even worse.
>>2504144>I wish I stayed on G2>Does Spirit have an opening?
>>2504323What would that have changed? It's always in your head when you can't perform. He choked a fuckton as well.
>>2504331>What would that have changed?sAw, an actual coach, would have the team playing around him instead of 4 headless chickens plus TeSeS running around the server.
>>2504383I actually don't think he'd handle that pressure better. It's much harder to play like that when you have a team built around you.
>rl grands are more exciting than cs2
>>2504275is he jewish? that would explain some things (((le safe-edgy """analyst""")))>>2504383HE is the headless adhd chicken
Zenwoobros...
>>2503339lucina naizuri
Vitality did a falcon.
>>2504275He is a normalfag impostor poser for sure. Wouldn't be surprised if his first exposure to imageboards was this thread.
I hate niko so fucking much
Manletsnake is our guy
>>2504401>I actually don't think he'd handle that pressure betterI think not being in the vicinity of NiKo would do wonders
vitality bros.... the great satan beat us again....
>>2504554That would do wonders just by virtue of not having a washed choker on your team or somebody who doesn't spiral the fuck out whenever things start to go wrong.Not sure if it would work for him specifically.
>goatko le bad because... he... uhm... le tilts
>goatko
latto and insani are really fucking good, if only Brazil could produce a sniper on their level they'd have a core for the future and another tier 1 team
100t lost to shitters ranked below #100
>>2504739holy shit loltotally forgot about parkenthey did good in the first game today tho, how are they getting their asses kicked?
what's the song?the "I LIKE IT"I'm a sucker for stupid shit music
>>2504757man no idea, looks like they stomped same team earlier
>>2504774GIVE IT TO ME *ahhh* I LIKE IT
>>2504792EXACTLYlove that shit tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9VMscvith4
this was the start of everything....
NA is on top
>>2505089>this team is specialwow, he's blaming the team's history for choking a final, surely it's not his fault!
>>2505089>we didn't perform
old man twist won a tier2 LAN, ggs
>>25051311 more lan than m0nesy in 2 years
>>2503904People forgot about Gambling Addict Karrigan
>>2505089>>2505130It's too earlier for a team with a roster change to be put in two Bo5 finals situations
Honestly looking at the games the calls were not even bad, this was solely on individuals losing duels, whiffs and not checking corners
>>2505153>loses his map picks
-zonic-karrigan igl+karrigan coach+niko igl+donkthen we will start winning
Just discovered that Vitality is owned at 71% by a saar billionaire since 2018 lmao
>>2505188I love Tej.
Is he cooking?
>>2505285no he has picked the most likely 3-0s and 0-3s, which has never worked ever
>>2505285no one cares about 90% of these shitters
>>2505292These are mine. Thawlts?
>>2505297Fuck you
>>2505188so?
>>2505310So all of Russia/Europe/America/ME kneels to India
>>2505297>he doubts GODquid
What do you think would happen if Valve decided to make CS2 6v6?
>>2505347it would be extremely T sided
>>2505376proof?
>>2505388in 5v5, a bombsite can have 3 CTs vs 5 terros, with 6 CTs, it would still be 3 per bombsites while facing 6 terrorists, you can make 4 CTs and 2 CTs but the bombsite that has 2 CTs is doomed no matter what if 6 Terros, I mean it's worse than facing 5 Terros. it would be too unbalanced.
>>2505423What if Valve added claymores?
You know what? counter strike is flawed from the start. the only mode that makes sense is actually the hostage maps. on which fucking planet do the terrorists attack the counter terrorists. to be realistic, the terrorists should have the CT spawns and be the ones garding the bombsites.
man shut the fuck up you unfunny fucks
>>2505458shut up retard>>2505462shut up retard
>>2505465No, I don't think I will.
>>2505465Yes, sirwoo.
are we still pretending that IGL is still a must role? vit is winning because apex can outduel any superstar rn. brollan mouz already proved replacing siuhy with more firepower can push your team into top 5. even most of the notable top 5 teams in the last year had fragging IGLs like FalleN/Jamespirit is the exception since their superstar is a damn entry
>>2505423Yeah but add more players and then it becomes CT sided again.
>>2505550it would be too CT sided will all the smokes, unless the rounds are 5 minutes long. it's perfect right now.
>>2505376i get your logic but you're assuming the rounds are playing out the same as 5v5. You'd have an extra ct to do an aggressive push or for the retake. Another ct is another set of nades to chip away hp with HEs
>>2505478>no feethow do I wank to this?
Liquid 0-3
still reaching, btwI rooted for faze, this is nothing
Dropping falcons for being so damn useless, too bad for unc. I shall be cheering for FUT now.
>>2505773>being this newgl finding a team that isn't vitality
>check the match>failcl0wns got brutally raped and gapedkek that touch faith faggot got raped>>2503097>Or even get to a semifinal ever again in their miserable slavic lives.Neither will b0tniggan and his failcl0wns circus KWAB!!!!!>>2503444kekaroo>>2503365can't have ch0k0 and b0tniggan on the same team if you want to win>>2503367KWAB!!!!>>2503372the goat igl kek
>couldn't win an exclusively tier 3 tournament without any of the top teams (spirit, furia, vitality and navi) attendingkek I just know chikaner is BUBBLING from the fact that the based monkeys showed the danes and russians their rightful placedanes lostrussians lostKWAB!!!!!!!!
>>2505089>this team is specialWe know fattigan, you're all "special".>>2505153>gets raped by legacy>>2505162cope fatty his calls were atrocious AND everyone lost their duels
that one round on mirage where 3 players with riflers walk past a smoke with 1:30 left on the clock against an eco really speaks to his iglingas for his fragging, nothing more need be said>>2503450I hate failcl0wns because b0tniggan is an ugly obese piece of shit.>>2503545you're arguing with the mentally ill vatnik b0tniggan cocksucker>>2503590>may0nesy when the match actually mattersBWAAJAAHAHHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAJAAJ>>2503771kek why are danes so bad at this game?>>2503869russians be retarded like dat
>>2503430>calma
>this is americalolcan't you guys just be normal?
13 posts quoted in less than 4 minutesimpressive stuff
you lost faggots!!!! lost to legacy in a tournament without any of the other top 5 teamshttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026KWAB!!!!!!!Instead of touching faith how about you touch deez?!?!!? jej
>>2505889>Instead of touching faith how about you touch deezthat would actually have been funny if you weren't such a faggot
>Screenshots and posts links of an event discussed in the past 500 messagesimpressive stuff
20 gorrillion dorras spent just to get raped by based dumauHe has matured so much, all is forgiven dumau, I'm looking forward to CologneEmbarrassing, this team should disband asap and their supporters castrated. >>2505892>>2505894cry cry cry cry waaaaaaah
>screenshots the teams of the event being discussed for the past 500 postsimpressive stuff
What does this hippo do?
>Screenshots the scoreboards already posted in the past 500 postsimpressive stuff
>>2505895holy based I'm kneeling so fucking hard right nowI take back everything I said about Basedzil last year. >>2505904>>2505908keep crying fatty your tears are delicious
>>2505906>8 t rounds in 3 mapsnothing
>>2505910not even a fattigan fan but you can at least try and post something decentyou read the thread, quoted 20 people but still copy pasted the same shit posted already? do better
>>2505912Genuinely embarrassing kek muh goat igl muh touch faith muh lion muh hippo muh bullshit but I don't mind I love hatewatching these faggots And failcl0wns aside legacy was genuinely impressive, Cologne finna be kino>>2505917idc fatty
>>2505919kwab you are so predictablepost the eyeballers vs faze pic next
>>2505912>doesn't frag>doesn't igl>obese and uglylel good time to be a failcons hater>>2505921why stop at just eyeballers
>>2502515>>2502465>>2502520>>2502777oof ouch yikes aaiiiieeeeeee fatty hippo>>2502778funniest poster itt I can't lie
Jokes about b0tniggan asidech0k0 played abysmally, at what point does the management realize that he's a complete fraud and not the superstar goat rifler they were promised?The fact that he's been able to fraud for this long has to be some kind of halo effect because of his handsomeness
Just rewatched some of the Final and I have to say these chinks watching are so cringe. They just go OOOOHH whenever Falcons do the tamest shit ever. Why are they so white worshipping. They just cum whenever m0nesy gets an eco kill. Cringe
Stage 1 is whatever but stage 2 is unironically the best we've had in ages.https://www.hltv.org/events/9029/iem-cologne-major-2026-stage-2>Spirit>Legacy>Astralis>G2>FUT>9zAll extremely heavy hitters.
-choko + anonEasy falcons fix
>>2505942Check the difference between the post match interviews of monesy and torzsi. That chink girl looked like she would've dropped to her knees and sucked him off right then and there but with torzsi it was like a formal interview. And the 2m tall chink dude in a country where the average is 1.7m. Brvtal blackpills.
>>2505947Brutal stuff.
Niko needs some therapy or something. No coach or IGL can fix him whiffing those easy shots like in ancient. Its all mental. I also don't get why m0NSEY holds him in such high regard; Niko was always a faceit hero and nothing more.
american hours really hit differentlyI should probably go to bed
^eurocuck who spent all day sucking off b0tniggan with his retarded homosexual poems
AusGODs own this thread
>>2505943all these teams are trash except sp0r0t tho
>>2498154i was right
>>2505989we all hate hippo here in evrope doe
>>2506047i'm inclined to agree with you but because of the team and players everyone is pretending that teams don't need time when there's an IGL swap and traditionally there's a grace period of like 2 - 6 months. Call it cope if you want but anyone ignoring this fact is outing themselves as having very low cs iq
what will navi haters do when w0ndergoat gets major mvp
>>2506015No? We just saw Legacy and FUT shoot hard. It's unlikely any team can roll over them.>>2506047No you weren't.>ok he calls wellHe doesn't call well.>>2506054Based>>2506055>sjokzcuck with the perennially retarded opinionmuh Singapore major kek
>w0ndergoatno one says this
w0ndergoat
>>2506078No one was saying this before Atlanta.
w0ndergoat 1 majorNiKo 0 major
Choko*
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394197/faze-vs-alliance-stake-ranked-episode-2Excited for some real CS!
Put in about as many as I could recognized, might've missed some.https://tiermaker.com/create/cs2-pros-tierlist-may-2026-17571102
>>2506174Really? Woxic?
>>2506174>guaranteed replies: the tierlist
>>2506177Yes, my high dpi chad.>>2506179I'm not ragebaiting, you can ask about anyone and I'll explain my reasoning behind it.
>>2506180Okay explain woxic
>>2506180What are you going to explain? How many times you were dropped on your head as a child?
>>2506181In case it wasn't clear this isn't a "skills" tier list. It's more about how much you like a player overall. Skills is just one metric, there are others such as vibes, reliability, personality, impact etc.Obviously as much as I hate monesy I won't put him in F tier if it was based on skills alone.>>2506182Faggot
>>2506190And I forgot to explain. I used to play on 14000+ dpi and gradually brought it down to 2400. In that sense I can relate to Woxic. Also he was a part of my favorite lineup of all time.
>>2506193holy shit the hippo actually looks human here kek
>>2506193Why did ChrisJ have to go crazy
>>2506193Damn the aura this team had was unmatched. Even modern day Vitality can't match it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU>>2506199Flew too close to the sun.
>>2506174i only count relevant playersthis is the real list
Frozen will humble the future star of faze
>>2506225Again it's not a "skills" only tier list >>2506190
Just remembered Falcons choked another tournament.
>>2506225Why are Niko and M0nesy on a relevant players list?
>>2506241>>2506245
>>2506225I'm being generous when I say that choko belongs squarely in the B-tier, and no higher.
>>2506055i'm open to the idea of this falcons team improving over time but the thing is karrigan won't get any better, in fact he's probably gonna get even worse. and i don't think falcons have enough firepower to carry this bum. niko ain't got it no more and teses is mid.
>>2506225>two hues in S tiersenhaaaar
>>2506064>retarded opinionexplain
>two grand finals in a rowhow was falcons doing prior to may? worse?
ch0k0
>>2506294those were two mickey mouse tourneys though. they made semis at a real tournament with kyxsan a month prior so i'd say they are the same or worse now.
Will the German crowds also cheat in Cologne? Just watched Legacy vs Falcons and the chinks sure love cheating.
>>2506313>germans>cologne
>>2506319Will the Polish, Syrian and Turkish crowds cheat in Cologne?
Why do Serbs mindbreak them so
>>2506301kek true
>>2506285Damn imagine losing to Basedzilians couldn't be me.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026>>2506292It's a defense mechanism. They are preemptively claiming that Singapore is the target so that they have something to fall back on in case Cologne goes awry. >>2506301b0tnigganmay0nesy>>2506312#trvkekyxsama is vindicated>>2506326kwab you lost to monkeys kek kekekekekeke
>>2506386>It's a defense mechanism.ok in your opinion what is a reasonable timeframe for a team that gets a new igl
>>2506390>Asking notorious thread baiter for a serious opinion on a nigga he holds personal grudgesimpressive stuff
>>2506390For a supposedly GOAT IGL with 3 superstars on his team, shouldn't take more than a month. Falcons has played in 2 tournaments, one tier 1.5 and another tier 2. And they have plenty of time till stage 3. They should be ready for the major.>>2506398>baitIs this bait too lilfag?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
fatty rage
>replies to over 100 posts in a span of 2 hours with his usual thread shitter bait>nah im not baiting vroimpressive stuff
>>2506403meant for
kek b0tniggan cucks still in denialimpressive stuffhoweverhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026KWAB!!!!!!!!!
KEEEEEEEK!!!!
Kek! Did you guys see this???https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2506398shut up faggot, petty thread bickering is just as bad if not worse because you think you're justified. talk about cs or leave nigger go away>>2506401>shouldn't take more than a monthi still think this is way too low but i do agree they probably don't need as much time compared to other teams that swap igl
>>2506421It's not all doom and gloom. Kay0suckyfucky is more activated than before. But ch0k0 is still choking. They might've actually benefitted from starting in stage 2.
>>2506417>>2506415uh oh this nigga gonna start spamming like that timemeltie time
You guys seen that faceit drama with PashaBiceps? Some ukranian fag got into his game and started flaming him, so pasha matched his energy telling him to go to war and the hohol got mega butthurt and used his faceit janny friends to ban pasha. https://x.com/paszaBiceps/status/2058493938051289255
>>2506437Why are all slavs both ukrainian and russian such sensitive little bitches?
>>2506437The faceit jannies on plebbit even started deleting threads and banning people asking them questions about papito. There’s no justice on this gay earth.
>>2506448only ukrodogs are senstitive. just by browsing the replies to papito ban on twitter, you can tell that everyone in eastern europe know that ukrodogs act shitty and when you reply to them by dropping trvkes they cry like bitches and get you banned
>>2506458Just in this thread alone you have 2 schizo russians. Don't give me that BS.
Time for my weekly shower! (Have to save water because we are running out in Rusia
>>2506478It's really hard to keep faith when the person you put that faith in keeps letting you down over and over, not gonna lie.
>>2506437Pasha was never good and should know better than to flame and just mute. Good that he got a week ban.
>>2506437The ukranian cunt even replied to pasha's tweet with some AI bullshit "hehe i didnt mean to get u banned hope we can stand for peace!". Fuck these people, why can't they get their own servers?
>>2506500It would be better for everyone if ukrops and russniggers had their own servers yeah.
>>2506437I'd be on Pasha's side normally, but I hate russians so fucking much that I now think Pasha deserves it.
>>2506518Also yes I know he's polish
>>2506490you're not wrong, but it's not like being a faze/karrigan fan hasn't been a test of faith for the last 2 yearsgoes for falcons fans as well I guess
>>2506562I just don't think falcons absolutely HAD to hire karrigan of all people.
Falcons couldn't have hired anyone BUT Karrigan
>>2506565mehthey tried everything else (that money could buy)I don't think karrigan is their worst investment
Falcons will fucking crush the competition once Karrigan gets that 0/100 firepower to 1/100 firepower.
>>2506574His firepower is already at 4 (based on past 3 months).
>>2506578We only count his performance on Falcons here
>>2506580Okay, it's 0 on falcons BUT it was 1 at CAC.
>>2506585Falcons are SO fucking back
>>2506585He's not getting better, is he?
I hate Finn Andersen so fucking much
>>2506589he's getting oldexpecting him to put up numbers is delusional
He doesn't have that issue.
>>2506571They could've hired a real coach and actually let kyxsan cook without hanging a sword over his head.>>2506585jej how does one get 1/100 what the fuck is this shit>>2506604the power of not having to play 4v5 every match
The real question is, what's failcl0wns going to do AFTER fattigan? How long before they go, "yeah nah this fraud needs to go"?
>>2506633Choko IGL
>>2506437>I'm a massive patriot, I love my country so much I'll keep flaming anyone who says otherwise>g-go back and d-defend my c-county? N-no, you can't s-say that!God I hate diasporafags so much
>>2506636>from 6 on ct and 3 on t to 3 on ct and 0 on tBaseg
>>2506638Unironically ch0k0 igl is a good idea. He can finally stop pretending to be a rifler and they can get in a real rifler like jimmi or frozen. He's well respected enough that the team will listen to him. Instant firepower + imo igling upgrade as well.
>>2506632I'm only gonna say this once:nobody gives a shit bro
>>2506632I'm only gonna say this once:WE all give a shit bro
>>2506645b0tniggan seethe
>>2506632I'm only gonna say this once
>choko iglLmao, why do people think this is the answer of his shortcomings? Is this nigga is already gasping for air while having all the space in the world and a jobber like TeSeS do all the utility for him, how do you think he’s gonna do while actually having to manage the team and strats in game?
>>2506654this
>>2506655He already calls CT sides. He's playing even worse now cause he's taking up half the burden
>>2506655He's done as a rifler. His only utility now can be to become an IGL, but for that karrigan will have to go.
kek fatty went on a seethe spree
fatty here referring to fatt "fattiggan" fatterson
kek self hating fat fuck
We'll all forgive Karrigan if he gets Niko his major
hipp0
kek donk OP always gets em seethy
d2nk
d0nkrussia lostdenmark lost(to brazilians btw oof)
Word on the street is that tdu and flyquest are bringing never before seen strats to cologne
https://liquipedia.net/rocketleague/Rocket_League_Championship_Series/2026/Paris_Major>Vitality didn't even make it to the finalsZenWoobros, what went wrong?>>2506807I trust my fragging IGL Sexter. Far too long have we been deprived of his brilliance.
do we agree?
>>2506881As the #1 fattiggan hater I agree. This team is "special" kek.Jokes aside, I would enjoy more competition. Right now we have spirit/navi/vitality at the top. One more team would make it really interesting. If falcons win = more competition, if they lose = more memes. It's a win-win.
It's impossible to win against Vitality.Spirit, NaVi and non washed Furia with 0.70 karrigan on the team. It's just not possible. He needs to hit the faceit lobbies before it's too late..
>>2507021>He needs to hit the faceit lobbies before it's too late..Who does? Teses? Niko? Monesy?
>>2507021More like scrims. There’s plenty of faceit vids of fattigan stomping lvl 10 shitters, hooxi too. Might as well play dm non stop.
>>2507030karrigan and choko too now that you mentioned him
>>2507040People were shitting on Hooxi so hard for being a bot but he's actually improved (a bit). Karrigan got a free pass back then but now he's copping it too.
https://www.hltv.org/news/44707/esl-announces-iem-beijing-2026
>0.65 ct ratingwhat happened here?
https://x.com/Mauisnake/status/2058620037460799955
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
YIKESour t side is shopped
everyone on hltv and reddit and 4chan and twitter is saying rude things about the goat igl
>>2507230074047The Danes do be connected.
>>2507234apex?
WTF happened to the URL?>>>2502439
Ping me when ohne goes live
>>2506839I think Zenny needs to be more humble like HumbleWoohe is young and insane, so it's understandable he's not like that, he's like donk in that regard, two very young players who are extremely skilled and have achieved a lot in a short time spanI just wanna see him and 'Woo collab at EWC this year, it's the perfect opportunity
>>2507262shit this too seems new.>thread/2502439/magog-cs2g-csgog-counterstrike-esports-discussion
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j7arK4axeI
>>2506437oinkrainians have been using their own version of wokeness quite well... to farm reddit upvotes, that is, and NOT to save their country from depopulation, deindustrialization and getting all their assets stripped just to be discarded like a used condomthe sad part is that for the majority of them what's happening is exactly what they wanted as their dream was to get the fuck out and live in Berlin/Toronto/Warsaw
watchhttps://youtu.be/SfsYdJ2U2YA
Feel free to discuss my 100% correct pickems
>>2507417b8, betboom > heroic
>>2507417GoatQuest and Goatquid are making it to Stage 2
What the fuck were valve thinking with this spectator/observer flash change? It's like every few updates are two steps forward and one step back.
>>2507423my guess there's a group that focuses on gameplay and the other on the esports side of things and they were just focused on spectating no longer allowing info when flashed
>>2507422>GoatQuestIdk man they might get a lucky BO1 upset but they aren't beating any EU teams in BO3s
>>2507545some other jobbers can get into 2-2 tier with them, just like on the last major
>>2507556Sure, look at my prediction, I have them in the 2-2 game as well. But they need to get legitimately lucky and draw either an asian team that somehow got there or on of the bad americas teams.
>>2507570two round of bo1s will wreck the seeding for bo3 games tho, just look at the last major
is karrigan forgiven if he wins major?
cac finals was a big achievement for karrigan. after that series he now has the most negative kd differential of all time.
>>2507266 (Checked)https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelwe up
>>2507598Sure most likely my exact prediction won't come to pass but I stand by my prediction that FlyQuest won't make it.
i hate rusniggers but why the fuck do i love this twink so much???
>>2507686He's humble and mature for his age despite the hype surrounding him that would send some kids spiraling into arrogance.
>average age: 30.7holy unc team
Reach out, get raped
now that the dust has settled, would they have won if it wasn't for n0ko?
>>2507810no
>>2507810yes
>>2506585I heard discussion that its ok for karrigan to have 0.73 because his calls are just so good they conpensate for his bottom fragging. Is it cope or his "legendary " call are worth 0.73 rating?
>ohne can't even set up a driving wheel up properlyclear indication he should return to CS
>>2507849>Is it cope or his "legendary " call are worth 0.73 rating?Considering that his legendary calling didn't even amount to 4 T side rounds per map I'd say 0.73 rating is not worth it.
>>2507686hes like the proto-donk awper version that got the defective GOAT genegroomed from infancy by his rich parents to be the best csgo playerhe does seem like a really nice dude though, shame he got pulled into this falcons clownshow because if he stayed on g2 he would probably have more trophies
>>2508098I know which of the 2 I will be watching
>>2508125banks.
kek seething about based donk again
>>2508134Guess again
>>2508138devilwalk major winner
>>2508098more kassad kino?don't mind if I do
>>2508150The guy that Saarladder employed for the Budapest Major as a cost saving measure? The guy so boring he makes p0mp look like an entertainer? That major winner devilwalk?This is my genuine opinion btw
>>2507810>chokesy can't even get an easy trade kill and consistently throws rounds>niko has to save his ass on nuke and ancient>niko misses one shot>it's n0k0's fault they lostthe match was already over on nuke, but niko and kyo dragged them over the finish line. the rest of the match went as expected.
Damn it appears that kassad has come to his senses on the NiKo issue. Is he the most reasonable Serbian oat???
Why is Kassmad so hated when his takes arent even that crazyDoes spunj or one of the other insecure clique members hate him for personal reasons
>>2508201mostly because he gets mad and starts insulting people on twitter
>>2508201Paid Saudi PIF shills trying to shut down the only voice of reason in the scene. SPUNJ is too retarded for this kind of scheme.
>>2508201he often gets angry and starts dropping truthbombs that redditors don't like
>>2508212>t. hawka
>LucyThank you Stake!
>>2506437kek oinkies are soft cunts
>the self hating fatty is on the west coast kek it's Always a calimutt
https://x.com/SkinPlaceOff/status/2058912855345279303
>>2508429m0NESY needs to cut NiKo out of his life and rejoin with the superior Kovac.
Kinda checked out of playing CS and I'm just watching the esport rn so I'm not buying a nice skin for this major. How are we feeling about this craft with that skin Valve forced on me?
Kinda insane how this lil nigga has never even been in a major grand final before. He's been around for a while now so makes it look even more bad.
>>2508537just a couple more weeks
>>2507790jej>>2507849they got brutalized by a team that wasn't even as tactically sound like navi so anon >>2508030is right he's neither fragging nor calling
>>2506437I'm not a guy who would tell somebody to go to a war but when you're a diaspora you should generally shut the fuck up and know your place. Unless you really do want to go fight a war. That ukrainian is a massive faggot.Why does it always seem that if you want to meet the worst part of a population you should meet the diaspora?
>>2506458>>2506462Unfortunately hes right. I don't know what makes them that way but they do often start fights, even with local police.And as much as it may hurt them nobody has the duty to shield them outside of their own home. Unfortunately people who rule us hate us and they won't force any foreigner to have minimum respect to his shelter providers.
Watching Falcons is so funny manWhen they lose you get to laugh at them with everyone When they win (rarely) you get to laugh at people being butthurt about them winning
>>2508270I get being so insane you troon out, but he really need to have that awful speech quirk, like a oversocialized girl with BPD.It would be like Richard Lewis sounding like he is the Scottsman from Samurai Jack.
i have playoffs game tomorrow i need 4 wins to make main
The seethe about falcons is downstream of Europeans seething all their clubs in their only sport being owned by Arabs (or other foreign groups they hate)The irony is Saudis are de-pozzing Vidya and forcing DEI shit out. They're our chud guys in our culture war against the enemy. Much like Elon musk who bought the twitter globohomo menace down
>>2508932The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.
>>2508944Yes it is in a live or die culture war
>>2508954Islam is fundamentally incompatible with Europe, I do not care what chuds on the internet say. Homophob or not those retarded goat fuckers need to stay in the desert their false god promised them.
>>2508965Ah you're mad about the Muslim refugees kek stay humble yuro
>>2508979>yeah muslims are a plague on society>they do be against trannies tho so we should embrace themMaybe spend less time on the internet nigga, the time of "sjws" is long over
>>2508932>*cancels ur ewc*
Muslims remain our digital geopolitical ally against globohomo even if you're mad they're in your country
>>2508995wtf I love Iran now
>>2508499>that skin Valve forced on meBrvtal, also kind of meh since I cannot imagine jitu having any real fans atp
>>2508910Go forth and make us proud /magog/anon.
https://youtu.be/pWUrAsoO1Ag
>>2508995>Moves from one Arab city to anotherHeh.. nothing personal kaffir
>>2509028Why is Karrigan oppressing Niko?
Why do Serbs always make em seethe?
>>2508932Why are 4trancels so susceptible to propaganda?
>>2509013>I cannot imagine jitu having any real fans atpBack when young anon was playing League and getting into esports there was a team with a loud mouth owner and an arrogant midlaner that fascinated him. Ever since anon has been a fan of the org through the good and the bad times.What's your unironic rating of the craft though?
>>2509058>unironic rating of the craft though?Do you really want to hear my honest opinion, my mid year resolution is to stop hurting people so it's better for me to keep my mouth shut
>>2509065It's a fucking skin in a video game. Why would it hurt my feelings if somebody says it's shit? I'm just looking to see if somebody has a better idea of how to arrange the stickers lol
>>2509065I bet you're having a mid year.
>>2509068okay, it's a complete utter garbage craft on a cheap ass trash ass skin, holos don't suit x ray, use green foils from cologne, also post knife/glove combo since I don't even want to talk to broke ass cheap ass nikkas
>>2509083>use green foils from cologneNo the point is I get the G2 player stickers of the current major and slap them on a skin.>also post knife/glove comboYou can see it bro. Commander gloves + (Stained) Kukri.
>>2509094>Commander gloves + (Stained) Kukri.
>>2509099Insightful...
>>2509083>spades
debunk this
>>2509390Your 'star rifler' sucking major balls and your igl playing worse than a bot while not calling can be true at the same time.
>>2509390relax dude he's CT igl so he can have dogshit retard trash .62 stats
>>2509390>>2509398a look behind the curtain, he's just pointing out the thing where star players get a pass for poor performance and blame the igl. he's not actually saying anything meaningful about the players just reframing the hypocrisy because it's emotionally engaging
>>2509441>a look behind the curtainNigga what? Your taking Thorin's tweet too seriously. Plenty of people are hating on either depending on their personal preference.
>>2509450i'm not it's just the "thorin" persona he leans into, whenever he's posting something inflammatory it's usually because when you strip away the emotionally charged stuff and fan bias he's logically correct and that gets easy engagement
so funny when karrigan says in the recent tweet that he can frag better than this. been absolute shit as a fragger in this year with Faze, posted some late night instagram stories about grinding so he clearly tried doing something about it and literally 0 improvement. that dd2 against Legacy was painful, unless Falcons went with 3 ppl to take long early he was simply bullied off the corner every time or killed with no trade.
>>2502439based donk OP :)
karrigan is terrible but only self hating fatties and butthurt contrarians have strong opinions about him
I miss the Woo and Donk so much bros
>>2509560there was a brief couple months on faze where he could actually shoot back and it was glorious
go watch demos then
>>2509561>>2509569^what mental illness is this
>>2509637It's just the usual chikaner meltiekek danes lost fattigan lost russia lost basedzil wondon't get too bootyblasted now
>>2509561>>2508136>>2506773kek schizo meltie
>>2509657the c******r doesn't watch CS2, don't say dumb shit you don't understand
So what do you think is gonna happen to Faze? You guys think faze is really making changes after the major? With obvious ones being -broky -jcobbb. One thing I'm not 100% is do they need to keep one of them for the invites? Kinda like the situation that happened at EPL that they had to get rain back.Also which replacements you potentially see? There was that rumor some time ago that they were looking at woxic, which sounds pretty good imo. Maybe using the money they got from karrigan to get Jimi.
>>2509861The thing in EPL only happened because they made too many changes and fucked the core. As long as they keep 3 of the 4 it's fine.I like Netanyahu and I hope they get him, he's clutch as fuck and they need someone smart like him to always check corners/flanks since these retards never do that. The AWPer whatever.
>>2509861>do they need to keep one of them for the invites?pretty sure yes bc i don't think they'll sign Neityu. but anything is possible
>>2509861Twistzz, Frozen and Broky ain't going nowhere lilbro. Singapore is the prize.The way I see it, they have 2 choices:1. Hire a real IGL and Twistzz goes back to rifling + another up and coming tier 1.5 rifler2. Keep Twistzz as IGL and hire 2 heavy hitting riflers.But yes the one thing in common is that it's unlikely Jcobb will stay. Neityu is definitely not staying.
Emergence edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsStake Ranked Episode 2 [May 27th - May 30th]IEM Cologne Major Stage 1 [Jun 2nd - Jun 5th 2026]>Previously>>2489070
>>2509991>and Brokylolololololololololololololllllll
>>2510017das rite
>Rapes you
>>2509861there is no replacement for br1ky. the other tier 1 awpers are not gonna leave their teams for faze, and degster has too much character for faze vibes
>>2510152Amen brother. King Br1ky will lead us in the holy Singapore war against the filthy pig fattigan, Amen.
>>2508097atleast he got the bag, now he can focus on what he wantsmost people keep chasing the bag all their lives
>>2510258>now he can focus on what he wantsAnd what is it that he wants? Does he want to win? If he's serious about wanting to win, he'd leave Falcons asap and join maybe Spirit.
>>2510152Pretty sure you can easily find an AWPer that whiffs 80% of shots in T2.
>>2510276>join maybe SpiritNever ever unless shiro shits the bed.
>>2510320May0nesy is a completely different type of awper. Right now sp0r0t rely entire on d2nk for aggression. Having an aggressive awper like may0nesy would greatly benefit them. Not to mention he's also a great rifler.What other r0ssian team can he join anyways? p0rivision?
m0nesy and donk on the same team would be so entertaining. Please God let it happen somehow.
I was just googling some stuff about how HenryG and Hugo sound the same, and this video popped up. I'm shocked it has only 400 views, this is the best skit ESL ever did. The reactions of all the other talent in the audience is incredible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkHPqg6acMU
kek another fatty meltie
https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/655981180194128453ITS UP
>>2510621>nudotaslopno thanks
Legacy up 5 spots now at #6
>>2510691NA bros...
>>2510621What hots mechanics are they bolting onto dota in the next big post-TI patch? I'm still waiting for campo santo to add an abathur clone, might play the game again then.
>>2510523you're just an idiot. shiro is a great fit because he is passive and doesn't require a ton of resources that someone like monesy would
https://x.com/PanYijingFlora/status/2058915339048534418
>>2510792>just keep a worse awper bro, don't upgrade to the #2 awper in the world right now>>2510691>fut slipped to 12 and furia to 10>mouz up to 5interdasting
nuk3 has grown on me>>2510811jej, kyxsama redeemedthese were recommended to me below that tweet:https://x.com/Nik0holic/status/2058586133316223415https://x.com/lmtless_esports/status/2058931744653361224special mention, really summarizes the IQ of every fattigan fan:https://x.com/Ali985808146477/status/2059187617707565260
>>2510552niko would not be able to handle it
>>2510621LiquidCHADS... we're in!
>>2509861>do they need to keep one of them for the invites?They have no invites lol. They'd need to keep one for the VRS though and personally I'd prefer jcooob to be the one staying. There may still be an upside to him, he's still fairly young and maybe swapping around some position could get him to play well. broky is straight up done.
At Dota TI they're forcing Betboom to be called BoomBoys. They should do that at the major too.
>>2510992How involved is Valve in organizing TI? Is this a mandate from them or some weird local gambling laws?
BC Game to be referred to as BBC Game
>>2510877it's called an image board for a reason
>>2510980>t.fattigan shillyour hippo's wife's boyfriend is doneking br1ky will stay
>>2510999I think it's basically like majors. They do some things but most of organizing is outsourced.
>>2510999They used to run all production but I think they gave up on that after they stopped hosting it in Seattle
>>2511007>>2511009Okay but is Valve the reason why BB is now BoomBoys?
>>2511014Last year they were "BB Team" so I just assumed they don't like gambling sponsor team names.
>>2511014https://www.hltv.org/news/43421/valve-bans-skins-gambling-case-opening-sites-from-jerseys-and-events-in-tor
I hate Falcons so fucking much
>>2511128why
>>2511132I'm racist against muslims>islam is not a racehave sex
>>2511133i would but donk denied me :(
>>2511017Valve seem to have this really strange and idealized idea of how esports should be run. Betting and skins gambling is le bad but please don't pay attention to how we make billions of dollars off of DotA and CS.
#FaZeUp
>>2511171they probably just don't want their name attached to some unregulated sketchy site and feel safer keeping everything in house
>>2511179faze could gain a ton of vrs
>>25111798 invites left and eyeballers is the lowest invite so far, may 4th vrs
>>2511179They're still getting invites?
>>2511214they recovered some vrs from blast rivals. also this tournament will barely have any good teams.
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP https://youtu.be/YWFdCbiyhpI
>>2511237i hate dimaslop he doesnt have ohnes charisma to carry these videos he just sits there like a retard fake laughing
oh shit
>>2511271link video
>>2511275https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dwVK6GEKr/
>>2511271its retarded how much clout niko has
>>2511282good looks = good status
>>2511285he was popular when he looked like this too
>>2511285
>we need to talk about that round>what did you think
-FeCeS +JLthoughts?
>>2511342jLegend is already slated to bless MOUZ with his avra. Poaching HeavyGod from G2 would be a pretty obvious play but thankfully he's Israeli so he should be safe.
>>2511342ch0k0
>>2511342-Gucci/LV bag-girlfriend at events
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++The EWC drama is being covered by /ourguys/
zontix 1 major niko 0 major
>>2511479For me it's donk 5 majors. magixx, zont1x, sh1to and chopper 0 majors
damn I wish I was chinese, look how dope their youtube looks
>>2511494It looks slightly less shit than youtube
>>2511494>tranime shitno thanks
Liquid group stage 1 exit: 0-3? 1-3? Or 2-3?
>>2511542Liquid Major Playoffs
>>2511542Existing stage 1 into stage 2 with 3-1.
>>2511542As shit as they are right now, its a BO1. Even they can squeeze a win against another of the shitter teams on stage 1. So I’m thinking 1-3 or 2-3.
>>2511542they will go through stage 1
>>2511494>anime kinoyes please
Why did vitality dodge Astana, a tier 1 tournament?
they thought a mickey mouse grand slam was worth more than a real tier 1 event
MIR IS FUCKING BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXCdhJQBelEIt's up
bros...which one should I craft?
>>2511745if I had to choose, 1but they're all ugly
>>2511745>>25117485th option
hasbara insisted vitality go to the american event
I saw 'woo take a pic with 'rumplucky guy
>>2503319>Kick Coldzera>win LAN
>>2511752this stratosphere died for nothing
>>2511806Is the Universe giving falcons a hint?
>>2503319When all hope was lost, they came in to save usUtter respect to them all
Everyone mocking Niko when G2 has 1 LAN win since he left.
>>2511818why is he hiding in china stillshouldn't he be training for the major?
>>2511820He's already in peak condition. No need.
lol
>>2511825>the entire CS scene kneels to IndiaForsaken won
>>2511680it's not a tier 1 event if vitality doesn't attend it.
>>2511825>"get my nephew forsaken into the roster or I cut the funds!"
fuck I wish I had friends bros
>>2511850we're here
The karrigan of R6
>>2511862Canadian my fucking GOAT
can someone with green trust add me and look if im in the yellow or red? just curious, sometimes i get good games sometimes its 2k shitters playing hvh even in casual modes like comp cachegot a 2d comp ban for one single bad game (when last 30min cd was months ago) as a 4stack trolled, killed and reported mehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/itsnotmymainaccountchillguys/
>>2508910>>2509015enemy team didn't show unlucky 3 wins to main, 6 to advanced+season finals
>>2510980>They have no invites lol.You was saying nigga?https://www.hltv.org/news/44711/faze-legacy-among-first-xse-pro-league-invites
>>2511904is it my goat Jonathan Blow?
>>2511904that guy looks like he got raped by soulja boy
YESSS!!!! This exact face, but every time when you get a kill in game
>>2512088The gums make him look creepy but he's such a pure, honest soul.
>>2512091he's an obese freak
hardcore s1ss fan confession here, he's getting cool and that a good thing
>>2512094meant for
>>2512088>>2512097>ywn hang out with the 'Woo
>>2512097>sfoh no the air quality is going to kill him
)))
>more fatty self hatelmao theres some obese freaks on here
>sfkek hope he's enjoying the aerosolised human feces
esports tomorrow
>>2512204>immediately thinks of fecesFavorite pro?
>>2512213AWRA will humble f0ze
>>2512214everyone knows San Francisco is a shithole full of human feces
"jcobbb is just as good as frozen"
>>2512219SanFran major when? We will throw poo at the non NA teams
>>2512252na shouldnt even have tournaments
>>2512219hilarious you think that makes it normal to bring it up like how some kind of retard would
The GOAT Rifler's picks. Did he cook?
>>2512443>SAAAAAR do not disrespect San Francisco
>>2512467looks about right. don't know about big though, they haven't played much since they qualified for major.
https://youtu.be/4q-h0h1xeB0
>>2512685what the fuck, he changed title
>>2512700Yeah I did, problem?
>>2512700everyone rotates titles all the time on youtube to minmaxx views, i think they even have a feature built into the website for doing it
>>2512732I like making fun of choko but this game sometimes is fake and gay. Those 2 first shots should've been a kill 100%.
>>2512732imagine seeing so hard you made this1.85M$
>>2512732(LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW)DO YOU LOVE THE WAY I DO WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY?HEY, DO YOU LOVE THE WAY I DO WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY?WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY, L-LOVIN' YOUR BODY
>>2512746neither shot was on target>lines up hs, overstrafes and misses by 1 pixel>overcompensates for recoil in a panic, hits chest>rest is absolute despair setting in, he is already remembering stockholm
>Balkan bloodfeudssavage land and people
>>2512746This is clearly not one of those situations, it's all his fault. Also most pros nowadays in important situations don't go for taps like this when you can safely body spray the guy
>>2512732first bullet was millimeters away from his lips
>>2512732timed to perfection
>>2512787it's not even that he just rushed it, i guarantee every gunfight he gets into he's fighting a battle in his head not to fuck it up as soon as he doesn't immediately get the kill
It's crazy how much of the seethe on this genny is just poorly disguised slav infighting
>>2512100I am grateful that at least we were blessed enough to witness the GOAT in his prime.>>2512732KWAB!!!!!
>>2513066>trying to hide double chinembarrassing
>>2513071fatty self hate kek
>>2513074zywoo?
>>2513077not fooling anyone fattyfatty self hate kek
>>2513100you sound obese
>>2513182fatty projection kek
>>2512213Faze the fuck up fatties
>>2513066donk is the goat.
>>2513342weaboo twink vs lumberjack chad
>>2513342holy framemog and heightmog
>>2513354ENTRY CHAD VS AWP BETA
fatwoo is to big boned to fit through the door
niko doesn't have to bring his beard to every tournament, we all know it's out in the open by now
Choko chokes on...
>to big bonedThe absolute state of ESL ChadWoo haters
m80 really finna lose to Iowa Stormboar
>>2513500kek amerilard seethe
>>2513500KWAB!!!!!! GOAT IGL???? MORE LIKE HIPPO IGL AMIRITE? KEKEKEKEKEKE
Karrigan is so fat and ugly and shit at calling and shit at fragging and so fucking obese fucking disgustingThank you based Dumau & Co. for raping these imbeciles.Did I mention how fat he was? Probably steals all the food from his teammates
KARRIGAN NEEDS TO CHANGE HIS MOUSE
so much fattie self hate lol
>>2513514b0tniggan needs to change his role from fatty (player) to skinny (coach)unironically he needs to hit the gym instead of faceit, he used to play much better when he was actually a human and not some disgusting freak hippo abomination
/karrigan general/
I was a beast back in my salad days in 1.6, source and go, but I'm shit in CS2 now that I'm an unc. These monster fueled kids keep raping me; I unironically took the fattigan route and learned a bunch of util spots on all maps, play rat angles and play MP9/MAC-10 to drop rifles to the fraggers on my team. Its not much but its honest work.
ah yes. all this obsessive posting definitely makes me hate karriganvery natural; not at all forced
>>2514050>Its not much but its honest work.you're selling yourself too short, fraggers love based uncs like you because you can win games just by telling one of them to come and trade you then they'll start throwing util for you
The grip karrigan has on the cs community is very interesting. Multiple posts about him every single day here, plebbit threads about him every single day, tweets daily, yt videos every week, hltv threads daily, people cannot stop talking about him. For good or for bad, he lives rent free. Compare this to apEX, a guy who has won every single relevant trophy in the past 2 years and yet no one talks as much about him as Finn. Some people are charismatic to the point of being lightning rods for anything they do. Karrigan is one of those guys. Cult of Personality really does fit him.At this point this general should be:/magog/ /cs2g/ /csgog/ /karrigan/- Counter-Strike Esports Discussion
>>2514193Trvke
If karrigan is a healer like Jesus, how come he never healed elige from his tiltmaxxing and choke problems?
>>2514193If you know football apEX is man city. karrigan is man united. That's the difference between the two. That's why karrigan is talked about more
>>2514277Movie version is Chick Hicks vs The King (cars movie)
>>2514193it's because we're in the middle of a huge influx of new people learning about cs. All the old gen players have their fans and are viewed as legends of the game, but as time goes on this fades and it gives people a safe and exciting opinion to have that a so called "legend" isn't as good anymore. Examples like s1mple and niko but with karrigan it's a special case because his qualities that make him a good igl don't show up on the scoreboard. I didn't follow 1.6/source but I've heard the anecdotes so I'm pretty sure the same thing happened then as it is now. Time is a flat circle. Just like my crippling addiction to our hag queen sjokz and I'd like to see her flat circle if you catch my meaning
>>2514407All me btw
>>2514223jesus can only help those who help themselvesalso there's no helping elige. He needs another tier2 team with people who'll just do what he wants. Kinda like blameF
>>2512467I have very little faith in Tyloo to make it and BIG 3-0 is also brave.
>>2513342I want donk to rub zywoo's belly
IT"S UP!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh_9tG5_WhU
>>2514277Where is the CS Man City team?
>>251445218 FULL MINUTES OF NIKO LOSING FINALS!!!!
keeeeek
we were saving strats
When will Ilya learn? Niko is cursed, and will remain cursed
>>2514497they were winning with snax
>>2514514The key to Niko and m0nesy victories is to have a stoner/laid back IGL. Hooxi and Snax are notorious laid back chads. karrigan aleksibot and kyxsan are all giga autistic overthinkers
Richard Lewis fucks trannies
>>2514560
https://kick.com/starladder
>>25145896 hours until faze plays
>>2514599We are watching for AW
>>25145993 hours till swedish heroic vs danish nip
I am READY with the lube bros
my nigga AW so goated NT my goat AW
>>2514652australian women that talk loike theez are pure nails down the chalkboard. What a shame
brutal headline
>>2514692age is getting to this unc, he knows it's almost up for himso the pressure is building even more without release
>>2514693Why won't someone help him release?
>>2514713Ilya is very upset with their results and won't put outand kyo is too busy with the falcons owners
>>2514713
Frenchbros... we're getting RAPED by the Rvssians...
>>2514746It's magic's mappick
im gonna coom to lucy
>>2514774You do know that lucy is transgender.. right?
>>2514776precisely why I'm so hard right now
>>2514776No she's not. Stop spreading nonsense.
>>2514798she may or may not be transgenderbut we all know she's packing a big cock
>>2514799Bigger than this one?
EZ4AWRA
>>2514692>chokes>gets a frontpage hltv articledonk could never! GOAT rifler type shit!
>>2514888When donk has his choke era 10 years from now the articles will happen for him too
>>2514927Will it be the time of major niko too?
ahaha the french
what a fuckup from the french lolif anybody gave a shit about them that'd be a screenshot
>>2514982doesnt matter as long as you win
FAZE ARE PLAYING TODAY
>>2514992>digitsconfirmed rape incoming
>>2514996>digitsWhat about them?
>>2514996>>digitsthe fuck are you on about?
AWWWWWW
when lucyluce + bdog major final cast?
The French? More like The Raped.
can faze beat magic?
>>2515075AWRA says no
>>2515075they need to beat alliance first....
>>2515075Mail09 will not let faze through.
https://www.hltv.org/news/44712/niko-on-cac-final-whiff-its-becoming-harder-and-harder-to-let-things-go>"Tough moment, very frustrating for myself because it's happened before that I've missed like this in a final. It's a battle in my head [...]. It's becoming harder and harder to let things go. It definitely had a small impact, at least on me, I don't think it did on the team because some of them were alive.">The Bosnian rifler said that it was "not acceptable" that the team lost another final.
>>2515172>a small impact
>>2515172based and honest no seething on telegram or fake humbleness from the goat rifler
stavn is just slaying that swedish pussy today
easy for faze
Faze are so strong they're literally playing against ALL
FAZE THE FUCK UP NIGGAS
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP CLAP*
Thank you bibi
>>2514996Can't be any worse than the way failcl0wns were raped by basedzilians.
>>2515384>>2515397FaZe UP niggas
It's over... momentum has shifted....
>>2515423Who is that Asian dude that works for faze that you see now and then? A manager or coaching staff?
TWISTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
NIPPLE TW1STER>>2515432eddie
>>2515428Ya know, 6 rounds on anubis is not that bad. This map has been historically disastrous for faze these past year and a half. Also my vegan goat just fuken clutcheeeed.
This is what a real IGL looks like.>Frags>Calls>Wins
I'm kinda liking Netanyahu. Solid lad. If this fuck ass org don't sign him we gonna start beefing.
Nerf the mp9
>>2515446>If FaZe doesn't sign this tier 3 player I'm going to be madThe absolute state of FaZe fans lmao
Isn't anubis fucked on the ct side? That's where the real challenge will be for our faze niggas.
>>2515452buddy >>2503771
>>2515432Faze director of esports
Nice boys
>>2515470*Director of Esports OperationsThis is corporate America after all. The title needs to sound fancier than it is.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394930/semperfi-vs-thunder-downunder-esl-challenger-league-season-51-asia-pacific-finalsTDUChads........Not like this...........
FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN
>>2515487Yup we're so back.
broky is looking kinda back?
>>2515480>people thought they could take on FlyQuest
The Vegan secures the retake.
>laughingVibes are good, we are winning this tourney
>>2515494Not shitting the bed so that's already a plus
I've seen enough. Faze are winning the major.
>>2515494>>2515498>>2515499>>2515501The hippo was the problem.>>2515503The Singapore major, yes.
>mail is a screen muncheroh no
>enkay shouting after every killbased
NICE
why are they comebacking...
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394939/bestia-vs-25-cents-betboom-circuit-x-base-recife-2026
GODKY
Nice, not too shabby
Karrigan....was the problem?
Lol
>>2515528What's with the question mark in the end?
NICE RyanNICE HelvijsGOOD JOB DavidGOOD JOB RusselNot nice Jakub
>>2515517GIVE THEM A MAJOR SPOT
>>2515134who? >>2515539
>>2515539>FaZe getting carried by a T3 standin
>>2515539Man if they don't get rid of this bum jcobb after the major I'm gonna crash out
>>2515528karrigan, broky and jcooob were and continue to be problems; Twistzz is somewhat neutral and frozen is the only innocent one
>26-0argentina still best cs nation in south america
>>2515574And yet they remain 0-1 against team visa
Wait so if faze win this then the next matchup is faze magic? What the fuck man
>>2515586poetic, really
is that the french coach screaming in the background or are my neighbors having a fight?
Should faze beat magic, they will finally be free of it and can finally put that "faze magic" past them. They will become their own men. Not bound by chance or magic.
Big news for the FaZe fans:https://www.hltv.org/news/44713/digital-crusade-confirm-150k-super-draculan
>>2515593enkay hyping the boys up by screaming after every kill they getand he's german, neityu is french
>>2515641>and he's german, neityu is frenchoh rightfeels a bit forced, but I guess that's what the boys need right now
JGOD going crazy this map
I wish XTQZZZ yelled after every kill, it would be really funny
Force buy wars
So when is MaiL09 joining faze?
mail already washed...
>caster saying alliance should just lay down and take itgreat commentary
karribros... it appears we were the problem...
Easy for us baby!
Why jcobb not handshaking? He's doing that covid elbow shit instead
hottest igl?
>>2515703>yfw you know they can't fire you for sucking ass since they need you for the VRS core
>>2515574Damn imagine losing to the 2nd best team of the 2nd best CS nation in South America#FalconsAreHere
was gonna root for sharks as they're underdogs, but....>SA team without any brazilians vs brazilian teamyeah, go 9z
>>2515597Damn bruh Faze finna reach the top 10 by the end of the player break.Faze up brothers.
>>2515539joe cobb can only frag against tier-5, please understand
why is 9z losing to sharks? we beat falcons, pari and mouz....
>>2515873better question is why did falc0ns, p0ri and m0uz lose to 0z?
>>2515172>bosnianhe's a serb
>all this spam for an irrelevant stake ranked episode match against literal no name whostrying way too hard
Faze most relevant team atm
>>2515172lol i can't believe he actually admitted itacceptance is first step to recovery
>EU hours : Balkan and Slavic bloodfeuds>NA hours : fatty self hate power hours
>>2515999There are no blood feuds here.
>>2516013>He says as the genny seethes about a serb for the 18th time this week
>>2516013it's the chikaner mate
#VForVictory
>>2516279so there will be a crowd, right, it's not a studio LAN?
>>2516359Most likely, yesShit looks lit
https://x.com/BIGCLANgg/status/2059698858330853403
>>2516371nice
nafany is absolutely carrying this meme mix TDKgive the guy another shot at tier 2 for fucks sake
>>2516379it's the year of the clan
THE OFFICIAL LIST IS OUT
>>2516448>ropz under m0nesyI don't think so, bro
>>2516448>niko is #12
new big jersey is effay
>>2515999SA hours: chikaner schizoposting
>>2516115raped kwab!!!!!>>2516254chikaner? more like rapedkwabner kekekekeke
>i put flyquest as my other 3-0 teamhow is this actual nigger employed
>>2516615that is based af
>>2514223elige is the devil
>>2516592This is probably way cooler if you don't speak German
>>2516615Literal plumber btw. That should clear things up.
can faze do it?
>>2516778faze has magic but does magic have faze?
>>2516615why is that your response
>NiKo on CAC final whiff: "It's becoming harder and harder to let things go" :(
>>2516903what does that mean?
>>2516942It's becoming harder and harder to let things go...
>>2516448>xertionlmao really? that niggas hasn't won or done shit in 2026
>>2516954Cmon lad no bsLet go of what? The Boston choke still gripping him? His old roles to kawasaki? What does it mean?
Does anyone have the win rate from Budapest to compare?
>>2517069who is elfishguy? i have heard of everyone else but him and cs tactics.
>>2517069pretty sure "talent" gets raped on these every time
https://youtu.be/wHJUOcd7IZk
>>2517069>everyone put GL as 3-0these niggas never learn do they?also the only one who didn't put GL as 3-0 is Ash but that's probably because he's jaded
>>2517171also>not a single one has TDU going throughheh, these niggas ain't ready
>>2515965When Faze was playing, the stream reached like 24k views and dropped to around 3k when 9z vs sharks started.
>I see NAVI flags, I see the FaZe fans in the back, the FURIA heads over there, the Spirit stans right there, but I'm not quite sure about the boys in yellow... So if you're a Vitality fan, let me hear ya! MAKE. SOME, NOIIIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
>>2517199
>>2517199kek
>>2517186Tier 2 tournaments and below are probably praying real fucking hard that FaZe stays this shit forever.
>>2516448so Falcons with three top 15 players managed to lose a bo5 to Legacy and barely got anything done on T sides apart from nuke, that's truly somethinghonestly gg to Legacy, true Falcons are massive chokers but still gotta respect how they as a tier 2 teamplayed with zero fear against these bottlejobs
>>2517411>teamplayedteam played *
>>2517293not gonna happen buckaroo, consult the graph attached>>2517411same with kscerato, not a single falcons or furia player deserves to be on that listand falcons didn't even choke their matches (Except choko's whiff) they got outaimed and outbrained at every turnI am genuinely excited to see Legacy and FUT at the major, no more pussyfooting bullshit just straight raw aim.
>steals ur gf>switches to awp and becomes a generational talentis the role totally exposed now?
https://x.com/gii8dz/status/2059785845469556877Holy shit, unc is charming kawasaki now. The next ropz is in the works.
>>2517199lmao where are they
>>2517474kyousuke isn't a lurker
>>2517495yet
>>2517520ropz was a lurker from the start before karrigan even came to Fazealso kyousuke is doing well at what he's doing right now
Broky please find your form...you can do it...go back in time...
>>2517546All vitality socials are gigabotted. Even their twitters are botted to emulate a fanbase.They even pay those niggas called the golden hornets to act like they're fans.
>>2517546>>2517629Kek, these niggas have no fans kwab
Why does YNK dickride Niko so much. Can anybody give me the lore? Are they gay lovers?
>>2517725They became bffs when ynk coached faze.
>>2517725him kassad and niko were teammates back in the unc days
>>2517725Niko installed Ynk as the coach of Faze and got him two years of paychecks based on nothing
>>2517727>>2517752Wow, so it all leads back to faze huh? They truly are the main characters of this game.
>>2517772inshallah brother#FazeIsHere
>No Vitality loser vlog from Atlanta yetHoly shit theyre fucking seething kek
>>2517199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7V3hLsFZYQ
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394315/magic-vs-faze-stake-ranked-episode-2>6 more hours before Faze MagicEvery second spent waiting is pure agony.
Mail09 on fraudwatch. Let's see if he can turn up against 3DBots. #swedishdonk
>>2517958Who is the chink between Faker and ChoKo?
>>2517958good start habibi, but we need the goat coache as well
>>2517471Zywho is already trembling knowing that the danish bvll is coming for his ass and his girl
>>2517186>dropped to around 3k when 9z vs sharks startedIf you would please consult the numbershttps://escharts.com/tournaments/csgo/stake-ranked-episode-2
>>2517993doesn't that just count cs viewership in general?
>>2518017If you mean viewership for the match totaled over main stream and co-streams yes.
>>2518025i just doubt they bother to select the actual tournament streams. doesn't matter much for big tournaments because 99% of viewers are going be watching that anyway.
>>2518029>i just doubt they bother to select the actual tournament streamsWhat do you mean?
>>2518033they probably just count everything instead of filtering for every fucking tournament every. the website is so sleazy and probably run by indians.
>>2518035>they probably just count everything instead of filtering for every fucking tournament everyThey sell tournament analytics to TOs, teams and sponsors. I doubt they half ass it.>the website is so sleazy and probably run by indiansUkrainians as far as I know. escharts is definitely legit.
https://kick.com/starladderforgot ts started
>>2518035stop blaming everything on us lil timmy
EASY FOR SWEDISH DONK
>>2518137I can't wait for the mail09 vs donk major final in 2034
fuck the faze game is going to be delayed several hours
WE ARE ALLIANCE
is that loda?
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelwe're up
why is ancient such a good map
kyousuke 1 mvpmonesy 0 mvp
9z cant even beat heroic without ot....................................................................faze match so delayed
I'm kinda looking more forward to stavn vs sharks than the faze gamewill still watch and root of course
>>2518451w*men moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFZJHeRE5uUAtlanta? Never happened, never heard of that place
remember when heroic were kino?
https://x.com/TeamVitality/status/2059998357074952233
>>2518488>90 minutes ago>only 50 commentslmao
>>2518488it's ok i guess, black and gold is certainly much better than that terrible white jersey
australia lost a bo5 to tyloo and won't be going to epl
>>2518559this country is a joke
>main matches moved even further backyeah, I'm gonna go have a wank
>>2518599but to what
>>2518559Aussies kneel before the Icecream Man
>>2518300>lodaThe guy that got beat into the ground by /ourguy/ and reigning Hell in a Cell champion Richard Lewis?
>open up stream because I saw on HLTV that the FaZe magic game was about to start>9z losted second map to HEROIC and are going to a third map>chat is chaosKek pretty funny.
>>2518601
we got karrigan falcons photo now
>>2518613>twitch chat>funnyno wonder you newfags are so fucking boring and predictable
>>2518618Twitch is an unc site nowadays. A newfag is infinitely more likely to be using YouTube.
>>2518620whatever you tell yourself
>>2518618It was more the situation where a few were tricked into thinking the match was starting but ok Mr. Radio CS listener.
>>2518622It's true though. Twitch market share in livestreaming is in a nosedive. All the young people are on YouTube or TikTok live.
mcdonalds jersey
>>2518631kek
>>2518631Back to the classic colors I guess? Looks very mediocre, especially the previous track suit looked dope.
>>2518626>Mr. Radio CS listenerI always close chattwitch chat is zoomer cancer and yt chat leaks memory
>>2518631Damn that fucking sucks.
twitch chat has better banter than 4chan by a large margin
They're not jerseys. Only athletes wear jerseys >>2518620
>>2518637twitch makes my cpu 60c like im playing a video game
>>2518645then stay there, please
What did that alkaren guy do to not get any visas? Or have HEROIC given up on him as an AWPer?
>he's going to watch T999 counterstrike because he's desperate for f0ze to be good despite them crashing out at a T2 lankek
twitch has sucked ass since>On August 25, 2014, Amazon acquired Twitch Interactive for US$970 million
>>2518675supposedly heroic did it for him and messed it up somehow so he couldn't get visa for a long time
>>2518675he's a domestic terrorist
start the fucking faze match jesus chrisdt
>>2518688How? Did they file the wrong form and summoned the wrath of EU bureaucracy or did they do the equivalent of ticking the box that says "I am a terrorist" when entering the US?
nafany and Ax1le one game away from EPL PraygeI hope Ax1le activates today, he was underwhelming yesterday
>>2518704they probably lied and tried to claim a tourist visa
RIP FaZefags. Big HEROIC comeback underway.
>>2518631Major downgrade
>>2518488>>2518551holy gay man yellow is so uglyat least make it so that black is the dominant color
HOW THE FUCK IS 9Z HEROIC GOING FULL ROUNDS EVERY MAP??? ANOTHER OT????
>>2518739this has to be the most fixed round I've ever seen
>>2518739'fraid so
>stake ranked knows a bunch of seethers are waiting to watch f0ze>do the extra OT script in the game before thembased
>>2518730these guys nuked the vibes during their faze stint
this is literally fixed to delay faze game
guys when does failcl0wns play?
>>2518757The vibes really improved after they were gone right? Fuck vibes, at least they had avra.
same ol herchokicwhat a fumble
Faze Up in 5 minutes
what do we call it when people pretend to be fans of a team because someone left it? it's not exactly seethewatching or cuckwatchingit's like proxy seethewatching and seethesupporting
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026oof yikes youch yuck eww
>Lucy for the FaZe gameYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>faze + lucyit actually happenedall it took was 6 months of absolutely disaster
Better see you fatties Fazing the FUCK UP!!!!!
fatty self hate hours
>tied for 12th place at a T2 tournamentkek f0ze
chikaner chimpout kekekekeeFaze UP fatty
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