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AW v FaZehard pick tbqh
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Damn didn't even realize we reached 300 images.Thanks for the formatting OP. Plus based image.
FaZe UP!!!
>Slavic Balkan bloodfeud EU hours>Fatty self hate Americas hoursGrim
>>2518804FAZE UP!!!!!REMINDER: IGNORE CHIKANER
>>2518801This underestimates how much money the older players have because they got their winnings pre-inflation mind you
>>2518799>jcooob vs his creationKINO
>12th place at a T2 tournament kek no wonder f0zefatties are desperately scavenging T999 content for an epic win
Enkay screaming NAIIIICE after every frag is killing me
>>2518808>ignore my imaginary friend who once bullied me on /sp/you're a sad delusional person, anon
>>2518821I love his energy
>>2518801this is nuts
magic letting AWRA down........
>>2518823All these posts are by chikaner: >>2518801 >>2518807 >>2518818 >>2518823kys chikaner
>>2518803I aim to please :3
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NT awra but unfortunately #FazeIsHereFazehaters and b0tniggan lovers in absolute shamblesNICEEEEEEEEEEE DAVIDNICEEEEEEE RUSSEL
someone apply for janitor and get this "no esport" board shitter op banned
kick polish fraud
>>2518836sure broI hope you choke on cum, you fucking schizo spammer
>This is who failcl0wns paid a gorrillion dorras forkek no refunds!
insane
>>2518801>Dupreeh, Karrigan, dev1ce, Magisk, Xyp9x, Gla1ve all made their money pre-covid bux so they actually have made more than vitality membersbased
I fucking love enkay J man
kek I love this coach manbut surely the officials will shut him down right?
put down the faze coach
holy mickey mouse kek
>>2518857it's getting old real fast.... this is why legacy was annoying as fuck when dumau was unleashed. yelling every single round just waters it down
this is an ewc qualification match btw>>2518864trvke but for the moment it is still enjoyable because it's a coach doing it not a player
>main stream isn't even on twitchlmao
ok yeah they need to make that retard stfu
Can't even blame the other guys for getting low ADR if twistzz is just killing the fuck out of everything before they can
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEE BOYS
NICE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
>28.4k viewers for WW vs Ex-ruby>not even 20k for magic vs fazekek
NT AWRA
>>2518869>for the moment it is still enjoyableit's kinda new and memeable, sure. but I just know I want to strangle in a match or twoit's also not even every round, like with dumau, it's every fucking kill
6.67
>screaming against trash opponents in a mickey mouse lan
>>2518890
>>2518878>fragging iglit won't get you to major playoffs, but you'll fuck the shit out of tier 3 and 2
jcobb is the new karrigan just without calling
>>2518897>faze with a non fragging non igl
why magic doing this to my n*gga AW bruh..........
>>2518902now show all cs2 majors
why didnt falcons get twistzz for igl?
ffs emkay....
>>2518904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ar-NSb9Ik
enkay will have a hoarse throat after this series
>>2518914>I won't, but here's some shit I pulled outta my assgg zoomie
>>2518852kwabaroo!!!!!
Enkay sacrificing his vocal cords for the teams morale. A true hero.
>>2518921uh oh unc having a lil meltie kek>just post plumber era matches vro
>No perfect gameDamn :(
NOT NICE
That explains it kek
thank you magic for giving emkay a chance to breathe
also when was the last time faze had a perfect half?
>>2518930b0tniggan's fault
>>2518925>muh plumbersreminder those winnings are worth significantly more than your covid inflated winnings :)
>>2518933i only remember this
>>2518933probably some nuke last yeardefinitely not this year
FAZE UPPPP
ah its chikanerkeke raped
>>2518930kek they learn their place
>clean magic roundno "YEAAAAH!!" :(
kek it's a literal seethe and cope tourney after getting raped out of koln
12 IS ALL THEY GET
>>2518946>kolnit truly are american hours
ayo who this zesty faze nigga in the back?
who's the "NIIIIIIICE" guy trying to compete with cheerleader emkay?
Kek no f0ze at kölnNo wonder they've been impotently seething for weeksRaped and cucked
>didn't cheer for netyu's killgermans still really hate the french, huh?
KEKnt AWRA
BRO JUST DONT RETAKE
I can't wait to see all my favorite teams and players play at The Major!
>8th place in cologne pays almost twice as much as first place in thiskek
>>2518970here's the real rating
when you look at the distribution of prize winnings only 1st, 2nd and maybe third in 1M prize pools add up to anything
he's putting the zonic meme to shame man....
made myself a nice bbq, drunk some booze now I'm drunk happy. I love you all.
>>2519025post a selfie and your favorite team
>>2518801zyzy earning $3566 per matchesapex $3669honestly it feels like they're underpaid when you divide it by matches
>>2518811>pre-inflationkek lmao, it's not the 50s. older players were really underpaid.
>>2519031no selfie, I'm a vit- zywoo fan
>>2519037>honestly it feels like they're underpaidThat's just prize money. ZywOo probably gets a million a year salary from Vitality + sticker money + whatever sponsorships he has like that mouse
>>2519047stickers dont pay shit, someone did the math and players get something like 1% from them
bros we're losing d2 to fucking "magic"
kek no wonder the f0ze samefag spam stoppedjesus christ imagine being behind in your mickeymouse cope tournament against literal no names
how have we lost 6 rounds....
hasbara pls help
>>2519054the total is divided by teams and the players get 50% of the stickers money generally speaking. but the stickers money was reduced because of VRS. now I don't know how it works with the ability to,buy them without opening capsules, donk and zywoo could be filthy rich with the new rules
AWRA has decided to lock in
>>2518971>failcl0wner has already accepted xer's fatekwab!!!!!
>>2519057I was making lunch cl0wn
>female broadcaster KEK f0zecucks have to listen to thisYet another humiliation rotual
>>2519054>someone did the mathYeah that was me but despite the stickers have been on a decline since Paris players still get 100k+ per major. Lets not act like a quarter million extra per year is nothing.
>couldn't get into the majoryikes
is jcobbb the best pole? the only one?
>>2519075>I did that
>>2519078yes, he's the polish donk
>>2519078>is jcobbb the best pole?Snax would like a word with you and NiKo wants him back as igl
kek Faze haters so buckbroken they're forced to watch a random t2 lan on a thursday just to hatehate em, love em, but you keep thinking about em
Is it the polish butthurt squad?
holy bots
JGODDDDDD
>fail to make major after karrigan leaves>reeee it's his faultkwab f0zecucks
this masval person is definitely toggling btw
>>2519106most pathetic cope
fazing out of competitive tournaments and into bottom feeding
>pretending to like faze because you're this mindraped by a fat Danekek
>2519103>2519126Precisely 0 people falling for your subhuman chikaner bait kek
>>2518934Why was Faze losing so much? And how did they start winning so much suddenly? What changed?
QUADZY
>w-we're winni-ACKno major for f0ze
>>2519140
>falcons in two grand finals in a rowhow were they doing prior?
>>2519147so fucking disgusting and uglyget this subhuman off of my screen
He reminds you (of what a fat subhuman you are)
He *gawk gawk* reminds *gawk gawk* you *gawk gawk*rapedkwabner kekekek
>faze has never missed a major beforeouch!
a seething pile of obesity
anyone else get cheating vibes from magic?
>a seething pile of obesitymeant for
>>2519165>>2519110
kek fatties can't help but project their self hatred
>>2519165They're r0ssians of course they're cheatingand they'll still lose kekekeke
>they're still mindbroken
DANCE MAGIC DANCE
fuckign dogshit
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
still d2nk
sketchy slavic cunts
>dodge T1 tourney>get kwabbed and come in 6thkek
>overpasswe've fucking lost
opus 4.8 came outrussia wonthe fat dane wonf0ze lostyou lost
>>2519179I want donk to rub zywoo's belly on camera
LMFAO DEFEATED BY FUCKING MAGICABSOLUTE STATE OF F0ZEKEKOLDS CAN'T EVEN BOTTOMFEED CORRECTLY
both teams only have 4 t rounds lol
why is hltv's feed desynced
>>2519200NATOmerchants )))
>k-karrigan was the problemhe got off your sinking ship
>>2519175>vitality free event*
>>2519149not as well, but not THAT much worse
>>2519205kys mongol rape babby
Not a single good team with a polish player.
they got so lucky
>>2519175i miss this little faggot so much brosi wanna bust but he's not here and i'm so HORNY, this sucks
>>2519213>the vitality that dodged a T1 256k 1st place for a T2 125k 1st place tournament just to get raped by BetBoom and Na`Vi into 6th placekek
literally lost to a T2 russian squad kekafter going to golemland instead of a CIS country kek
holy mir carrying on triple ot
>>2519243woo too busy thinking about the burgers to lock in I fear
>>2519234>T1 256klmao mongol rape babby spotted
zywoo is a little hefty isn't he
>>2519252he's big bonedi would love to sleep on his belly
why couldn't hasbara have picked less ugly people for their psyopsdid they spend everything on yurovision
didnt faze win both pistols on d2?lol. lmao.
american "food" poisioned the 'woohe's too used to exquisite french cuisine
>>2519266you're the only retard using that gimmick. mongol rape babby.
>>2519266I understand some people love handsome guys, I do toobut if we got cuties like donk on every team we wouldn't be able to focus at all!
obviously fixed. magic is selling after the d2.
I used to think this free bomb site shit was just fattigan calling gambles but its still hapenning now that he's gone lol. Leave at least 1 defender for fuck sakes.
Absolutely and utterly mindraped about Russia kek
>>2519290just like my karrigan
mongol rape babby acting uppity again. soon china will annex parts of your country
>>2519285>f0zeggers slowly realizing the whole team is bad now that their scapegoat is gonekek
>>2519292they're annexing blompfs raped asshole
kek it really is polish, only they can be so mindraped and buthurt
AWRA v FaZe going on and you niggas are talking geopoliticsThe 'Woo would be ashamed of you all
>>2519301>blompfswho?
>have polish player>loseVastly inferior to superior baltbros like ropz
'polish'ing mongol cock is how their country started
>still constantly being brought up even when not playingthe absolute definition of rent-free, cultural impact, whatever you wanna call itit's kinda sad for you guysI just wanna root for broky and frozen man...
kek magic has russians which is why the butthurt belt is in megaseethe mode They're struggling against Russian T5 while Russia just won the biggest tournament of the year thus far
>>2519309It's crazy how dominant Danes areI bet they're #1 per capita in CS success
8 kdr frozen btwfuck... I mean 4
they are so fucking sketch
tk'ing AW will not be tolerated
magic is ranked 6 below f0ze btw
>>2519303this thread is a fucking embarrassment, there's barely 10% posts about the games at this point, utter cringe
the trick to overpass is just to go b
>>2519363this is a bottomfeeding mickey mouse shit which does not deserve to be discussed on the 'gog, nothing below 1M total prize pool should ever be allowed to have a postit's entirely pure downstream butthurt about the hippo
BROKY IS BACK
and a fucking WOMAN is broadcasting, yet another reason it should not be discussedas expected of spain lmao
>>2519372we LOVE Lucy here
JGOAT
>>2519369we used to just not post if there wasn't a tournament going on we were interested in, you disgusting muttbut you're all attention hungry whores looking for a place to belong. You just haven't realized that this isn't it
>>2519378you're humiliated and seething, i get iti'd expected you to be used to it by now though
AWRA
TIME FOR TWISTZZ MASTERLCLASS T SIDE
10000% radar, all stack A fucking bullshit
lost my inters game we are lowerbracket now5 wins to main
reminder :>T1 : Over 1M total Prize pool>T2: 500k-1M>T3 : 250k-500k>T4 : 100k-250k>T5 : <= 100k
>go b>win overpass
insane force from frozen
>>2519391you lost your what?and why should I care?
>twistzSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WE WILL REEDEEM THE MATCH
Hero AK on my nigga frozen
>>2519397why so mean?????
>>2519391bum
FROZEN CLAN
doesnt magic know that triple boost doesnt work anymore lol?
>>2519407why so gay? fuck off
i'm actually so pissed off
lol
oh it wasnt triple boost they just couldnt shoot
>>2519413no!
forced close match for stake ranked marketing purposes + DEI globohomo agenda for female broadcaster
mexicans love their fazeclan it seems
>>2519422>female broadcaster
>>2518869KEK IT REALLY IS BUTTHURT POLES
>>2519425>screenshots random ass hltv postsno one gives a bollocks mate
>>2519435they're literally the same posters in this thread KEK
>>2519372>WOMAN
what are we doing here man
>>2519422>female
>>2519439?????random hltv threads are now magog shitposters?
is masval legit?
jesus christ
>>2519451if i'm faze i'm legit requesting a check on him
>guys i browse hltv, see??ok
masvidal humbling frozen
>>2519452
>>2519450the pole pretty much copy pasted the same thing between 'ltv and the 'gog so yes it's almost certainly the same personit also explains the butthurt and posting modus operandi of them against hated russians
>>2519456why'd you pick ekej as your username jakub
FAZE MAGIC STARTS NOW
>>2519452wait it was him and people complained about female casting while it was a dude? you degenerate ratsaussie too. burn it.
>>2519466Lucy and I would kick the shit out of you
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD MOTHER RUSSIA MIGHT WIN
OT then
This male caster is annoying me more than the woman
ummmmmmmm fazebros???
>>2519474definition of getting carried by your co-caster
it's not a tranny, trannies always sound like menit's just an incredibly ugly angloid female
>>2519452NA casino production1xbet and 1win would've hired normal talents
Why are we leaving every push to the last 20 seconds twistzz???????????
>acting like 'gog isn't behind AWr guy AW
damn kick has dogshit video quality on embed
twelve is all they get
>sticking it against fazeonly ever works out if you ninja
even if faze wins this they've already losta humiliating experience for them at a T5 lan
I'm sorry FaZebros, but AWRA had to win it today
Were gonna wait till the last 10 seconds agian and then die
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN 12-0 FIRST HALF THEN LOSE THE SERIES????????????
happy for AWsad for broky and frozen
YOULEARNYOURPLACEDOGS
i'm cooming
F0ZE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
9z will probably beat Faze in the LBit's over
who do we blame?
>>2519506karrigan
>>2519500>eastWOODlol
>try to bottom feed>failkek
>>2519500>east"wood"yep it's still between his legs
>>2519506karr0gan
>>2519506the french and the pole
>>2519503>hitler's last battalion in the aryan southern cone rapes poland one last time
>>2519506I rate masval, his movements and crosshair placement reminded me of zywoo. a certain appealing smoothness to it.
>>2519506karrigan was controlling twistzz so obviously him
>>2519506Admins for letting masval cheat freelyWhere is this dogshit lan hosted? CIS region?
>>2519519he's so shaky lol, he plays 1700 edpi, much higher than any current t1 pro
GOATZEN
>>2519526really? I didn't check any of the games today but I remembered it looked smooth at astana
set fazers to choke KEK
>>2519531well he makes it work somehow, but you can see how he has much higher sens that other players
>k-karrigan was the p-problem!kwab raped
>>2519534not really a choke when they've been consistently losing these matches all year
>>2519536ok now I remember, it reminded of zywoo when he's on fire with the ak, it looks more shaky than usual, lots of micro adjustments.
>f0zeggers calling hacks against 54-44severe post-rape ptsd
just one more year with jcobb bro
>been working all week, tired as fuck>friends invite me for a match>tell them it's ok just please no mirage >they vote mirage of course thinking it's funny as hell>go mute and get maybe 4 kills the entire match>they seriously wonder why I'm mad how to deal with this crap?
>OP jinxed f0ze
>>2519552>how to deal with this crap?I stop posting in an esport discussion thread and git gud
>>2519538I keep telling niggas that. We're still seeing the same issues even with the hippo gone. There is nothing you can realistically call when your primary entry of jcobbb and main awper of broky are complete utter shit. The problems are the players, not the nigga calling.
>>2519552it's just a map, bruh
>finally time for stavn to cuck and rape>it's late as fuck and I've got work tomorrow
>>2519561broky is good
Peak : #5 with the hated hippoCurrent : #22 and about to drop
sjuuuuuuuuuush
Don't you guys see? He was controlling twistzz on overpass, that's why all those empty bomb site gambles happened!He was also controlling broky and jcobb yet again to make them play like shit!Finn you snake leave the team alone!
>>2519584this but unironically. they were still playing the fatties strats.
>>2519587thanks for making me feel smarter
damn.... argentinians aren't that pretty, huh?look like your average american
>>2519363Lel it's literally just 90% chikaner chimping outI triggered him a lil bit and left and now I come back to 200+ nonstop seething postsFaze might've lost but they did so with their heads held high, no shame in that.
>>2519552fix your anger issues so having to play a map doesn't make you seethe, you have friends that are inviting you to play games quit being such a fag
>>2519439I copied that info from himI'm not a pole or a spic retardkaner>>2519450it's chikaner mate ignore
defeated and cucked in a T5 tourney by russians lol
>>2519506Yeah I'm losing faith in my king Br1ky, idk. If Faze want to get back into top 8 jcobb needs to go. Neityu is decent but not ready for T1.Still b0tniggan's fault doe. His ugliness left a lasting effect on the Faze spirit.
>heh we're doing better since karrigan left>noooo that loss was karrigans faultthe rpaed
>>2519561Okay but b0tniggan was still THE main problem, even if jcobb and broky are auxiliary problems.Very evident from >>2518934
defeated and cucked in a T5 tourney by brazilians lol
they were samefagging so hard during the first round lol
Cant wait for my goat
>>2519638KWAB!!!!!!!It gives me great pleasure knowing that rapedkwabner's favorite team and favorite countries got brutalized by his most hated country, basedzilians. No amount of seething will ever change that.
the f0ze ship sinks and the subhumans are left to seethe about it
>>2519643he and the woo were made for each other
browns are mindraped again lads
>>2519652ewwwww frick off hes my donkey
how the fuck do we fix faze?
>faze got raped by t3Ya fags told me karrigan was the problem....
>>2519665-broky +ultimate
uhh fa0zesisters i was told karrigan was the problem? the whole genny is laughing at us....
>>2519665watch this on repeat until the vibes improve
>>2519663>>2519673niko WILL secure him by the end of this year
Keep these two. Maybe keep the frenchoid. Kill the rest.
>>2519666>faze got raped by tier 3 russians>karrigan got raped by tier 3 braziliansIn a way it's a shame they separated... They were made for each other
>>2519676why would you speak such cursed words.never will niko get to touch this and ruin him like he did with kyousuke and monesy
Every master piece....
Has a cheap copy...
is broky really washed? remember he got top 8 pretty recently i'm sure he has it in him...
>>2519684you cannot stop the inevitablewhen the woo is finished raping donkey donk, niko will get him on the team to rape him even more
I would fucking genuinely kill a person to go back to 2016, where the worst people you'd encounter in NA were maybe an uncooperative Brazillian or a smelly Quebecois. Now every fucking game of Faceit is just Russians. Every fucking game, and these people are subhumans I swear to god. They don't even want to play the video game, they only use this game as a medium to fight and yell and get their drunken rage out I swear to god. Every single game it's the same fucking thing. They order the rest of the team to do something, we don't do 100% exactly what they tell us to do, that pisses the fetal alcoholic fuck off to the point where the rest of the game is just either a Russian yelling at us and calling us retards, or a bunch of Russians all screaming at each other by round 4. I've never been more racist in my life than in the past two years. There's so many now, it's fucking insufferable. Euros take your cancer back please please please
>>2519693>Euros take your cancer back please please pleaseWe don't want them either :(
>>2519686This could've been a sleek subtle jacket but they decided to completely ruin it with this abomination on the back. Kek what a bitch....
>>2519693go blogpost somewhere else faggotnobody cares
>>2519690zywoo literally raping no one, he a Cuck who cheated on his gf on some egirl slut.and ingame fatty is getting carried in every important game by the real goat king mezii
>>2519686>>2519700I will be wearing this when I watch 'tality at Cologne
>>2519702>zywoo literally raping no one, he a Cuck who cheated on his gf on some egirl slut.how can you be a cuck when you're cheating on your girl? That means he got two girls, words mean nothing anymore stg
nafanygods... we're one mirage away from tier 1
>>2519693Link your faceit profile
>>2519702that egirl slut's name? donk
>>2519693how and why do Russians play on NA servers?
>>2519708whops haha
>>2519719russians would rather play with anyone else other than russians
>>2519693>butthurt polacks larping as NAkek
>>2519707Woo haters are known for not being very bright
stavn awping looks better than zywoo
>>2519707hes a cuck cause his exgirl was allowed to fuck around and he wasnt, and the first time he done it, she breaks up with hin. possibly getting a massive paycheck from him to keep quiet.Have you seen that girl? She looks like a Carbon copy of that one girl that made devices life hell.She looks like the classic scandinacian skank.poor zywoo getting serenated by her.........
hasbarasisters why did we pick a cuckold to be our cs2 representative
>>2519729I know someone that could cheer Mathieu up...
>>2519714>she changed her name to ratsniffer when she met zywookek he must reek
Zywoo derangement syndrome is real
>>2519643sadistic motherfucker
>>2519739THIS is the whore that tried to seduce my GOAT? I would bitch slap her OUTTA the venueMathy deserves so much better, he should've picked me instead
>>2519745:)
>>2519739Isn't this bitch The GOAT's sloppy seconds? Bad look for zywoo, he can get his dick wet with just about anyone and he chooses damaged goods.
>>2519665get quality players?twistz igl? lol come on.broky is washed, jcobbb is a t3 player, netyu is a T2 player, enkayj is a t4 coachcome on, there is no miracle.
MIR WON A LAN
>>2519710Hey I never said I was good, I'm just tired of every game being Russians yelling. I just want call outs. NA players are egotistical, but if you piss them off they will try to one up you and outfrag you. Russian players are nihilistic, if you piss them off they will just try to make you lose. >>2519719The war and I am on the East Coast of the US has a lot of refugees. Lot of Russian and Ukrainians in the NYC area that weren't here 4 years ago. I work in the car industry, and all the transporters are Russian/Ukrainian now. They used to be black/hispanic, now every single one I deal with is Ukrainian or Rusisan. >>2519726go back to your bombed out home slavic retard
>>2519751
>>2519767>his smile and optimism, stolen by a spaghetti armed russian teenage dork
>>2519767kek Falcons Management told them all to step up at Cologne or heads will roll
>>2519772serves him right for making fun of donk's looks in Katowice, arrogant prick
>>2519753>>2519748Shes literally has all her old BFs on her insta, if she didnt delete them. simple, styko, 5 years ago or so. she has been around the (c)blockmy heart dropped when i saw them playing and him breaking up with his gf. She is 100% a demon
time to rewatch faze vs magic
>>2519781it was banter. donk wanting karrigan to cry is not banter.
>>2519790why is this bitch trying to drain cs pros' wallets...can apex bitchslap her outta here? ffs
>>2519790horse girls are all whores. people are not aware of that but it's the truth, when they're little girls they ride horses and it breaks they hymen, it also stimulates their clits, horse girls become honry and sexually active at a young age. she couldn't resist zywoo's smile, it reminds her of her first orgasms.
>>2519795niko is (will be) so lucky
>>2519795>>2519769
>>2519812
>>2519790its not the bitch fault that zypoo think with his dick
cuckwoo
>>2519774>two GF in a row is bad or somethingkek desperate revenge fantasies from the raped
why do russian players have so much charisma and aurayou just naturally want them to win
>>2519796>>2519807we have to start a campaignzywoo has to get rid of her as fast as possible. ive seen enough sports goats get ruined by Scandinavian whores. 6days ago was zywoo with her in spain? is this his hand anyone can confirm?or is this slut already doing solo trips and found a new cock.
>>2519844because they actually care, unlike filthy westoids who nowadays are only driven by the financial part of things
>>2519844electronic
>>2519819??? got the info he was there
>>2519858true, russia = SOVL
>>2519844LOLrussians have zero charisma.
it's also great fun seething the butthurt seethe when russia wins too kek
>>2519858>>2519844saw him in budapest, a few meters away, i almost fainted. im a grown ah adult, am i gay guys?
>shroudseethe out of nowheresomething happen?
the lower bracket run will be epic
>>2519870shut up man, you russians idiots are not that important. it's not like you were americans, you have basically no cultural impact or soft power. we just don't care about you that much.
what's the nationality/ethnicity of cuckwoo's gf?
is we gonna see axile on lan?
>>2519878mate, you know this is bloody false.All i hear on tv all day is russia this russia that.boomers care a little bit too much.
>>2519885we only hear about russians trying to stay relevant by flying their jets over sweden or something, that's it.
>>2519828donk does the same?you think donk banged these two back-to-back
>>2519892he used that to RAPE nikola
>>2519766>every game being RussiansI just went through your recent match history and found exactly one Russian, three Ukrainians and one Pole.
>>2519889Dont both do the same on a daily basis.Also isnt sweden giving weapons to Ukraine. Id be pissed too.
>>2519899I don't know.
>>2519766>>2519897did blud dox himself by showing his rank
>no danes>lose to t5 russiansoof f0ze
>>2519884First stage of EPL is online
>>2519965epl24 is entirely lanbut they will choke and nemesis will win
>>2519986>epl24 is entirely lanoh damn mb, nice
>>2519916His steam profile (if it's his) does look very touristy. Or it's just his backup one.
>>2519897username?
>>2519828based papito
>>2520002I don't really wanna link somebody else's shit but it can be easily found via faceittracker if you want.
>>2519823niko can handle all that
HELLO HELLO
>>2520024>*cantbro chokes in a final, you think he wont when donk is infornt of him
when will those russian faggots itt get drafted? I'm tired of reading their bullshit.
when did shroud mindbreak you?
MATCH POINT
ax1lebros we're choking it....
kek seethers getting called out on the 'tv
>>2520101the german is correct
>>2520088apologize
>>2520105mindbroken newfag
okay cool that tdk qualified but it's over fucking 4 months until they play
AX1LE AND NAFANY ARE GIGA BACK
okay nice abs and all but what about the hair
>>2520137Just go full bald nigga. Accept it already.
>>2520114it's still good news, they're spending their own money on traveling and LAN fees, the roster is constantly under uncertainty (lost zorte mid season and had to play a LAN with stand-in awper) and playing online CS against all sorts of dodgy teams is a pretty big struggle. this is a yuge motivational boost.
>>2520155right they played with zorte. it's funny that they just swapped zorte and artfrost between the teams.
>>2519693"I've never been more racist in my life than in the past two years." - Anonkek
im scared9z is gonna lifegame again like in astana groups....
Frozen is a good lad, it will be sad to see him go but its for the best, he has suffered enough. I just hope he doesn't go to sovless hasbaratality.
>>2520234>>2519678
vitality aint recruiting lil bro
>>2520234what teams would he fit in? he could replace im or teses. that's about it?he would actually be a completely insane replacement for zontix but that's not going to happen.
Frozen would go to BIG to replace Tabsen, and finally bring the BIG renaissance.
>>2519916low t post
>>2520244>Going back to the nigga who backstabbed himFool me once...
>>2519897nah dawgie, the two games of nuke in a row both had raging russians, third game I was calling him Russian but the fag who named himself after nocries kid def wasn't american idc what his profile says, no one born here sounds like what he sounded like. I dont think Faceit saves comms anymore but just watch the demo if you dont believe me, it's literally by round 4 these guys are pissing into their mics because we don't play exactly like they tell us, while simultaneously never doing what we call either and it's not even Faceit, it's Premier too. NA CS is filled with fucking slavs now it's annoying, they're fucking annoying people >>2519916someone wants to steal my identity take it student loans are starting back up
>>2520314>AmeriKKKan racist suffering Good.
>>2520335Can't be racist retard, they're white
>>2520343well maybe you are racist against Black people
>>2519690Niko only like them under 20yo.
>>2520314you must learn the art of tard wrangling anon, ask what they want to do and play off them a bit so they have the illusion of being in charge. If they want to go A then go A and that's usually enough to make them feel in control then you can ignore them the rest of the time
>>2520345monesy is 21
>>2520244Navi is a great option
>>2520344no i love black people they make me feel cool when I hang out with them >>2520349yea I know, but bro the 13-1 nuke game, round 1 russian guy calls run ramp then shift walk back lobby, when no one listened to him he just says 'i dont want to play with you' then just hides lobby all game while insulting us and calling us shit. Can't wrangle that man.
>amerimutt golem mad about slavs)))
>>2520314this is why EU pros have better mental on average, when you are 13 years old you already need to start learning how to handle a drunk russian swearing and playing some balalaika song on the mic while you are trying to clutch 1v2 in NA everyone is chill and nice in pugs, at least that's what used to be the case
>>2520375don't na have to deal with mexicans or something? in dota there's supposedly peruvians in all na games.
>>2520386Mexicans don't play CS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ2QIsJyws4thoughts?>Since all teams are looking at the major, faze has the advantage now to start looking into deals>Try to convice kyxsan to come to faze>Or get magisk as IGL>Kick broky and jcobb. They need to regain confidence in the shitter circuit.>Twistzz IGL will not work in the long run
>>2520391ookay who cares
>>2520391>magisk as IGLyeah, no
>>2520375damn I never even thought about that but yeah I bet that does build thick skin NA pugs are chill, and usually pretty social when you're winning. Different mentality too, when people do get angry they at least try to be funny with it, and creative with insults. Russians just seem to give up and just tk and take bomb and hide with it. Fuck now I feel bad for EU kids who have to deal with this shit so much more. >>2520386honestly pre-all the slavs I would have said the worst demographic in the Americas were either the French Canadians or Venezualans, but they were pretty rare. Brazilians maybe but I can't remember ever having bad times with brazilian players. Mexicans were always chill, Argentinians were always chill, rest of Canada always chill.
>>2520314Yes, I did account for the games on nuke and then some. Only one was Russian, the others were Russian speaking whatever the fuck. EU has the same thing where every single Russian speaking idiot is automatically labeled as Russian. You're going to get more of these in your lobbies and most of them won't be Russian, since it's not the Russians the US opened borders to in 2022 via relief systems and such. The vast majority of Russian speaking US citizens isn't Russian.Faceit has had a ping/lang lock system since 2023 and people are still bitching about muh ruskies in their games because they can't call other groups out without causing much drama about it, although the recent Pasha incident did bring a bunch of Poles out of the woodwork.
how bad is he gonna be in 2027?
>>2520408Hmmm, I live in Brooklyn and I do know there's a sizeable Georgian and Khazakstani population at least directly around me, so I do know that they aren't all Russian. I do know a lot of them are Russian/Ukranian. I work with automotive transporters all day, the entire field of truckers hauling cars long distance is Russian/Ukrainian. All across the country. Thousands of them. Single field, but the # of Ukrainian flags I have seen on the back of cars has skyrocketed even since right after the war. It seems like 2023 was when I started noticing entire blocks of southern Brooklyn become Russian/Ukrainian even beyond Coney. What is the difference? I don't really care, they shouldn't either, stop the war, and go back fucking home so I can go back to having fun lobbies filled with american retards who even if they get toxic will make me laugh
>NYCKEK it's a puerto rican
>>2519739She looks so basic ew
>>2520426>What is the difference? I don't really care, they shouldn't either, stop the war, and go back fucking homeDidn't you vote for trump daddy to do that for you?
someone create an esport non blogposting nigger thread please
>>2520426Well I don't know what else to tell you. I think the share of the actual fsu slavs that has arrived to the us post-91 is like ~0.3% of the overall population. If you don't like them call ice or something.
yuge update
Describe it.
>>2520533fucking got me a faceit queue ban dogshit fuck valve i hope they die now i have to open a ticket
>>2520536stability improvements
>>2519693Quebeckers are still worse
>>2520536Added convar r_spectator_flashbang_opacity to control flashbang opacity for remote spectators.
How do you get good at wingman?the players there are way better than competitive and casual
>>2520572Play premier
>>2520568flash renders underneath the UI now which is a neat bonus, ty Gaben
>Flags of nationalities no longer shown, now grouped into generic "Western Europe" or "Eastern Europe" buckets to avoid slavic bloodfeuds
kek I made one comment >>2519645 and left to do some errands and chikaner had a nuclear meltie >>2519647>>2519655>>2519666this is the new meta: make a factual post and leave and buckbroken mindraped chikaner will have nonstop melties
>>2520810
kek imagine being a f0zefag
sexo with dona
Spirit is chikaner's favourite team and they won the biggest tournament of the year thus far
I WAS BROKEN FROM A YOUNG AGE, TAKING MY SULKIN' TO THE MASSESWRITING MY POEMS FOR THE FEW THAT LOOK AT ME, TOOK TO ME, SHOOK AT ME, FEELIN' MESINGING FROM HEARTACHE FROM THE PAIN, TAKING MY MESSAGE FROM THE VEINSSPEAKING MY LESSON FROM THE BRAIN, SEEING THE BEAUTY THROUGH THE...PAIN! YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVERPAIN! YOU BREAK ME DOWN, YOU BUILD ME UP, BELIEVER, BELIEVERPAIN, OH, LET THE BULLETS FLY, OH, LET THEM RAINMY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY DRIVE, IT CAME FROMPAIN!YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVER
>>2520810you view yourself as superior to them but in reality you are all a part of the same bucket of scum that would rather argue and be upset over anonymous posts instead of talking about cs
It is literally so easy to spot chikaner. Thankfully pretty much none of his low effort garbage posts get any replies.>>2519878You're replying to chikaner mate
jinxed your own narrativei'd be seething too
Temporary setback. Tomorrow we take what's rightfully ours.#FaZeUP#BrokyFriday
The logitech superstrike is super overrated
>>2520595care to explain why m8?I am level 6 a the moment
>>2521113Oh I assumed you were just too scared to play "real" cs. You mentioned only playing competitive and casual where no one takes it seriously, obviously people are going to be better outside of those game modes.
>>2520986>Tomorrow we take what's rightfully ours.6th place?
>>2521129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtfhZwyrcc
>>2521106I retuned it for the viper v4 pro. I prefer it cause it's not weirdly top heavy
>>2521106we use razer here
who tf castin the major
>>2520856>>2521132
>>2519643>>2519652>>2519663>>2519673>>2519684omg he's so cute. We are so blessed to have our goat rifler this cute
yaaaaaay m80!!!
>>2521191>>2521228Does the viper pro shape feel similar to the superlight/superstrike?
>>2521416Don't listen to that nigga, go with Zowie.
>>2521242don't tag me fatty
>>2521483Do they make a good mouse for fingertip grip?
>>2521492I have the regular normal person grip which is what the fingertip grip is I guess and I love my S2 symmetrical.
I want faze to lose tonight because that would vindicate karrigan and would further expose broky and jcobb as the cancer killing faze.
>>2521503Already debunked fatty >>2518934
>>2521511Dead cat bounce, troon. Broky and jcobb are back to his shitter ways. 9z is gonna rape them just like magic.KarriGOD wins again.
>>2521517>Karrifat wins a-ck!https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
basedbombing out of this shit event would be good because faze management would no longer be able to cope and will finally kick those 2 faggots
>>2521492FK2-DW
>>2521524Faze need king Br1ky for VRS. AND he will lead them to glory in the holy Singapore wars. Yakub has to go doe.
>>2521524I doubt it. Those 2 paycheck stealers robban and eddie han are the new heads of faze management, and guess what, they are best mates with that idiot broky, so they will never kick him. At most jcobb is getting the axe, but that’s it.
umad lilbra?
im dying magog
>losing is actually what we wantkek the raped
>>2521653im (I am, not the gigachad Romanian)imeyebrowraised.jpg someone post it
>>2521653Grim... (the situation not the player)
>>2521653dead (the situation, not the former coach)
Someone needs to hire NEO. I think it's obvious at this point that NEO wasn't the problem and he lost his job because of jcobbb and broky being fucking uncoachable bots
Neo and Karrigan were both deadweight unx.Enkay is a real coach and Twistzz is a real IGL.
karrigan was the problem they said
Overpass? More like Overkwab
d6nkey
Vitality all need to change their mouse
Gonna go sleep, good luck Faze clan!
>>2521961
>>2522015It's the only way Falcons can win. Someone needs to destroy Vitality's mice at the last minute when the two teams face off at Cologne. Falcons will then "generously" offer Vitality some of their spare mice. All brands and shapes completely unfamiliar to them.DANNY IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>2522015that moment was wild. the team deciding to show this proved they weren't ready to take any responsibilities as a whole, the blame would always shift to one individual (except zonic)
>>2522021>It's the only way Falcons can win. Someone needs to destroy Vitality's miceNo wonder Falcons couldn't win against Legacy. There is a "what's in my bag video" from the last Blast major with Dumau where the dude pulls 10 or so mice out of his bag.
>>2522051Snappi and that other bum scapegoating boros saying >Yeah we shat the bed too because your mouse tilted meLike, yeah ok pal.
we should beat 9z
>>2522090I have my doubts that Twistzz and frozen will be able to carry 3 bums against a semi-decent team.
>>2522106meyern is almost as bad as broky
>>25221093 bums are harder to carry than 1 bum
>>2522059I found the video. Ten mice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o90WC5zp4Yk
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
https://kick.com/starladder
>No nuke>No d2>OverpassLmao its over. Not gonna bother watching this shit.
it's over
>Mega raped on pistolsYeah gg
we 12-0'd magic who beat 9z so why aren't we winning?
The vegas gets raped across the map with an mp9
What happened to pistol round merchant jcooob?
why would karrigan do this?
Kek, need to remind you that overpass is next?
2 kills in 4 roundsTWO KILLS FOR THE ENTIRE TEAM???
GOD DAMN YOU KARRIGAN STOP HOLDING THE TEAM BACK!
NIIIIIIIIIIICE
EASY FOR US
Does the coach actually say Nice after every kill. I thought people were joking when they said that.
>>2522183he was literally nonstop screaming when faze did the 12-0 half
NICE BOYS
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE
enkay a good lad but he shouts a lot
>>2521382I will worship donk until my death
NAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>7 t side roundsFATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVERFATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVERFATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVERFATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVER
FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN
JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT
damn, Faze doubters just keep getting btfo
>Another empty siteWhy? Just fucking why? They are the only team that consistently does this...
WHY ARE WE LOSING CT SIDE
>>2522266karrigan
>>2522266Karrigan made jcobb lose that 1v1 on palace
broky....
kek wtf was this round
>>2522203for me, its cutesy
>>2522257Never count your chickens before they hatch
>>2522291nah, we got this #FaZeUp
broky no kills in like 9 rounds
>>2522289Shouldn't you be practicing NiKo?
>>2522296apologize
>>2522296I heard ya talking shit
>broky 3ksurely we win this round
>>2522296Damn the retard heard you talking shit and locked in
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TGIBF
>OT slop
twistzz screaming means hes gonna lose his voice and not be able to call, which is probably a good thing
our t sides look good now. it really was the fattie ruining us.
>>2522326nigga did you watch overpass yesterday?
enkay j carving out his niche by being the "that screaming coach"
>>2522329we haven't practiced overpass
>>2522332>we>our
Jesus christ what a fucking game...
THE OBESE BALDING HIPPO COULD NEVER EVER
#FAZEUP
>joecob: I'm sicke men no touch>broky: I don't give a fuck man
jcobb fighting to save himself from the glue factory
https://kick.com/hltvorg
>>2522350Jcobbb isn't a horse
>>2522354Fuck off SPUNJ, nobody wants to hear your retarded opinions
>>2522356first faze map is done, there's no reason why you can't drop in
>>2522360>there's no reason why you can't drop intheres 3 of them and they call them the hosts
it's up
>>2522203same
Pistol God Kuba
Man their pistol rounds are going to suffer so fucking hard when they replace jcoob.
>>2522368I'll withhold judgement on ash until I see him but the rest of the "Analysts" are all straight up dogshit. I had hoped dupreeh would stay contained on BLAST broadcasts.
>>2522368>sjokzYeeeees I'm gonna fucking cu->ashWHAT? That might actually be great.
>that mollydios mio...
TWISTZZ MY IGL MY LEADER
F0zekeks...
broky wtf lmao
he is IN the game
BROKY TOP FRAGGING
where is banks
I think its hilarious u kids talking about karrigan. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>2522368lmao those analysts, mushy english edition.
Frozen so fuarkin goated man
https://x.com/i/status/2060315351855022346https://x.com/i/status/2060328157152952611Guys?
Yup they're letting overpass go
>>2522416Welcome back, Controlez
>>2522416-techno4k+s0mple (forma de rifle)
>>2522416>s1mple & senzu on MongolZThat shit would literally have me jumping around the room
>>2522423>>2522425so sasha was learning mongolian from senzuthis would be interesting
@KARRIGAN PLEASE HELP YOUR BOIS OUT
>>2522416There is no way they're connected lmao
Ayo, past threads swore karrigan was the problem... The fuck goin on?
>>2522444he was
NEO was the problemKarrigan was the problemJcobbb is the problemBroky is the problemFaze is only 50% through their purge
BOTKY IS BACK BABY
God broky is so fucking retarded
The quintessential twistzz overpass call:>sit outside monster until last 20 seconds>shift through smoke and get sprayed down
You guys aware that if this goes to ancient then its over for faze, right?
GOATED CALL TWISTA
>>2522444karrigan corruption runs deep in Faze, it will take years for it to dissipateuntil then we can still blame him for all the problems
Karrigan would have lost them this game in regulation
>Plant in the openGod I hate this retard so much. Please for the love of God just get s1mple or woxic.
faze cant waste a broky 1.10 lifegame
keep in mind 9z beat falcons and mouz and parifaze might be top 10 in current form
Seeing joecob lurk is kinda funny.
kick bro-
kick jco-
>jc0.90bbb lifegamethat's a 10 year contract extension
kick karri-
faze > 9z > falconsKARRIGAN WAS THE PROBLEM
FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN
DDDDDDOUBLE OVERRRRRRRRRRRRTIIIIIIIIMEEE
Overkwab
NT Twistzz
KEK B0RKY
LMAO
uh broky?
Broky please manPlease...
This shit is 4v6
I'm dying here.The only cure is to kick broky and jcobbb
that was on twistzz
broky: 28 killsfrozen: 21 killswhy is that?
>>2522528It's Friday
The amount of missed molly sfx I've heard in this map from FaZe is insane.
fazebros...
Overpass is such a gay map. Any team finishing on the CT side is guaranteed to win.
>>2522534tell that to spirit
Lost the map because someone threw a flash for Netanyahu low instead of high. Sad.
someone tell this nigga twistzz you gotta take the site before the timer expires, preferably with some time left over so you can clear the site and set up a post plant
Twistzz has to top frag as well as IGL lol
Not watching ancient, I already know how this ends.>Karrigan was the heckin' problem!Yeah ok, pal.
fucking faze bastards ruinning my planned goon sesh
>>2522553https://busification.org/ens1mple is retarded as fuck XD
>>2522561>dragging uncs to the battlefieldGrim (The situation, not the player)
>>2522553he lives in spain lol
>>2522553ngl video kinda looks fake but that's just me
>>2522553I live in New Zealand. What does he mean by this?
>>2522579maybe that individual video is fake, it's obviously some pro-russian twitter account, but they do actually just drag people off the streets, there's dozens of videos and you can geolocate them so you know it's not fake
>already 0-2 down it's over, we had to do it on overpass
>>2522588yeah, I don't live there so I kinda don't care, good luck in the war though
>>2522590neither does s1mple
faze has no chance just forfeit just type gg just exit the game and disband
>>2522553skill issue, papito would never
>frozen's mouse brokeIt's over...
we're saving strats for XSE Pro League 2026
>>2522553>those bastardsyou hear that russkies, that you, bastards
>broky hero awp 4kapologize
>frozen 2-10what's up with that?
EZ FOR F4Z3
>got into post plant>server crash>server is back>didn't even plant the bombThat's so fucked up.
>>2522670based stake fucking over 9z for faze
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEE
>9z winning pistol>server crash>redo>faze start winning every roundesports not rigged?
>>2522666decisive map tax
>>2522678It's not. Whoever won that pistol would get a massive confidence boost AND the loser would just feel completely cheated on and defeated.
yeah faze got this, jinx can't reverse that.
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelwe up
>>2522681ALSO must be fucking awful with enkay j screaming with every kill they get.
EZ4FAZE
karrigan pulled the plug on the server mid-pistol round to try and stop FaZe but it had the opposite effect.
next match should be easier
karriganbros...
>>2522721it's crumbling
BROKY FRIDAY
Took this sneaky photo of donk when I was stalking him. Enjoy my fellow donk connoisseur's
What’s this I’m hearing that a divine intervention literally took place in order for faze to win. What the hell happened?
>>2522963The depictions of God we have are all wrongGod in heaven wears a Faze tracksuit
>>2522963twistzz just unplugged the cable
>>2522797he has no business being this cute :')
>>2522963faze gives them 30k viewers, every other team barley 10k. they need them to make this event worth it.neityu called the big yahoo and they did they thing
>>2522797>>2522993I can't believe Niko will have this soon...
>>2522963biggest robbery since they rigged Jame's PC crashing in Copenhagen to have choko and chokesy in the playoffs
>Our fans>10 comments>500 likesLmao these niggas have no fans
>>2523031at least we're not faggots unlike the russians
>>2523031indian team
sweden isnt back :(
Post major picks
>>2523089FlyQuestLiquidAll you need
>grand final on Saturday kek what kind of Mickey mouse shit is this
>>2523094it's not a big tournament
>>2523097for us
>>2523002>>2522999Spanish people would never do such a thing
>>2523097Why's it being spammed and astroturfed on the 'gog then
>>2523100the TO isn't Spanish tho, they are just hosting the tournament in Spain
>>2523105faze
>>2523110who's that
>>2523112The latest in a long line of teams that sold Falcons a lemon
get in here niggas it's time for some magic
>>2523120stavn masterclass
>>2523119the team that choked while trying to bottom feed against T6 teams? they're all lemons
>Lucy blessing us on Magic and next FaZe game
>Wake up>Faze dropped some kinoJust another day in the office>>2521503wya fatty?>>2522236>>2522257>>2522340Faze won, b0tniggan lostDanes lost, Russians lost, Basedzil won
AWr fuckin nigger
>>2522448I would say Neo and Karrigan were 70% of the problem.
What does /cs2g/ rate Freya?
>>25231857 for me. definitly fuckable and he'd be happy to be in a forced marriage with her. but it appears that she used her connections to have NAT cancelled.
>>2522983
>desperately trying to celebrate mickey mouse tournamentskek
>>2523137How many times I gotta remind you old man?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
I love my nigga's pic
>west coast timezone Fat self hating mexican just got up kekLay off the coca cola hombre
Damn we got MORE Fazekino coming up soon? Perfect.
>two grand finals in a rowoh it's seething
>2523201Yesterday you called me a pole, today you called me a spic. You're just a retard lil cuckaner.
-snappi and nip has potential
destroyed by bottom tier russians at a mickey mouse tournament....grim (not the player)
>two [LOSSES] in a rowkek
f0ze might make 25k at this shitter lanfalcons made 120k and 70kyou lostyour ship sinks
>>25231854/10
>>2523185as long as her dick is bigger than mine, 10/10
>>2523229Based mommy lucy enjoyer.
https://www.hltv.org/events/9028/iem-cologne-major-2026-stage-1Why can't i find this "faze clan" in the attending teams?there's all kinds of shitters like M80, TYLOO, NRG, Sharks, all kinds of no name whos nobody has ever heard of, but no "faze"
>>2523235>aussie power hour made it in evenkek
>>2523239damn that shirt logo should've been their sticker
>10-2nip is so fucking shitwe 12-0'd these shitters
AWRAAAAAAAAAAA
>stake so irrelevant it's not even on the front page of hltvkek
You're not part of the team tiny little fat man
>2523235absolutely bubbling kekekekekeke
if nip comes back and wins ancient I'm gonna be pissedI wanna bet on them after losing map1also, hi magog. just got back from work. Did I miss anything?
forced to cuckwatch the major for almost 3 weeks kek
a 3 tier invite system is dumb given how much churn there is in cs
wrap ts shit up nigga we wanna watch Faze
GOAT AW
isn't this gambling and verboten
>>2523313newcomers have no fucking idea how good they have itqualifiers were a fucking shitshow, and you'd get teams you'd never heard of before "taking spots" from established teams because of a stinker or two
poles dont like falcons
>>25233283 tiers is overkillit should be 1 or 2even now you can look at the rankings and they're all jumbled upif you're going to do 3 tiers the lockins should be closer to the tournament
>>2523335>if you're going to do 3 tiers the lockins should be closer to the tournamentthat we can debatebut without qualifiers 32 teams is perfect imo
nobody actually likes zywoo they just pretend to like him because they hate the other optionssome anons pretend to ironically like him
>flame karrigan when he isn't even playing or in the news>nobody really cares>"hmm... guess I'll try zywoo next"imagine being such a lazy troll you can't even make up some shit about whatever tier 2 team is currently playing
>>2523346he would NEVER attack AW, AWRA is too powerful
>>2523328And yet we will still have title contenders fighting in 0-2 games because of tier 3 region abusers lifegaming bo1s.At least the RMRs were entertaining
>>2523354>we will still have title contenders fighting in 0-2 games because of tier 3 region abusers lifegaming bo1s.that problem has been fixed now - unless your title contenders are in stage 1
ironic fanfag called out
>>2523369Liquid will take the crown
they shouldn't let people hide their flags behind EU flags on the 'tv
>>2523380aren't they the pinnacle of region abusers? lol
why are 4chan memes leaking to hltv?
>>2523395>how to write a lot without saying anything, the reddit post
>>2523399theyve been posting that for a decade
Why are all the young stars like donk and Kyousuke russian
>>2523403we got uh makazze and uh jcobbb
>haaland + zywoo postingkek
>>2523411RIP haalandwoo
>>2523409>jakub "jcobbb" Pietwetzetqweansetawerawitzsteinwki>good>young
>hltvfags bringing their cancer here in screenshot format now as well
donk : 962k winnings, 19jcobb : 70k winnings, 22kyousuke : 190k winnings, 18makazze : 234k winnings, 19donk > makazze > kyousuke > jcobb
we'll rematch magic in finals. kino.
the 'gog and hltv have always been brother communities
>it's the soccer analogy postchainWho is the EPL of counterstrike, who just defeated leliga and won 2 for 2 in the battle of europe so far?
>>2523395HLTV is run by a single mod on 100 account.its a waste of time being on there.if you check streamable or imgur link clicks. never reach over 500, maybe 1-2 get 1k.but most are 200-500 views.But supposedly there are threads with 200 +1 and 100s of users in threads talking.Joanthan E is running this website thinking hes funny af, +1 his own posts, commetning on his own threads. When someone counters his arguments on one of his accounts, he will reply with another to the dude who shit on him with >"dude i think hes right bro his arguments are good"And when some user is funnier them him, gets more +1's gets he will ban them.He seen his accounts, draganoid_destroyer, GenericName, dozens more.Biggest loser on the planet this guy.funniest shit is that he didnt get enough of his stupid fame on his dumb schizoid forum he controls, no he now is selecting his own posts for HLTV podcast, you know, they have that segment where user posts get read.Funny how 50% of these posts are from GenericName.
>>2523432mezii = messi
get cucked fags
>>2523433i'm willing to entertain your schizo theories but only if you tell me more about the owner of the website
OH NO NO NO NO NOD A N E D
