>Gemini Cup (June 4th)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.png>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbMonthly Schedule (May)https://files.catbox.moe/v6dfqz.jpgRandom PvP race generatorhttps://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaPrevious: >>2507033It may be a little late but you can still celebrate this Inumusume's birthday
I believe that she will win!
Durandal is so cute and hot, like what the HELL is that outfit. Probably my most anticipated numa.
>people racing to be create the OPanother step down the slippery slope
>took a week long break>all those daily gibs given up for the sake of mental well being>log in today>still feeling like I just want to crash a Makween instead of doing a real runI think it might be over for me bros...
>>2509316I gotta say despite just being saber i quite like this newma
>>2509316Sad that she got skipped last thread but you guys should give her a spotlight. One of the best newumas for sure
>>2509331We can't help but race. It's in our nature.
>>2509332Take it easy lil bro, just take it easy and rest. Crash the mcqueen, or just log in if you cant do that. Hang in there
To all my fellow burgers, how are you enjoying your day off from work? Which uma have you trained
>>2509332It's MANT. Crashing a makween is perfectly acceptable and I think most of us expected worse crashouts from mantbroken anons at this time.
>>2509332Same, MANT is such a dogshit scenario.
G1 Race 6 The Gamely Stakes G1, Pick your winner!
I am increasingly MANTbroken as time goes onI think think this is the last CM before I enter maintenance mode and hold until GL
>>2509342>day off
>>2509349I like the name 'Take a Breath' so all in!
>>2509349Is that the same conditions as the CM?
Anyway, I just think Rice is really cute and sexy, and I will be running her next CM
>>2509361I hear that its a determined descent CM right?
>>2509361Based and good luck Ricebro, post her here if you ever want some constructive criticism
>>2509316>end sprinterWho thought this was a good idea?
>>2509370End closers won a lot of races during the last sprint CM and they were just random mutations
>>2509360Almost, 1800m instead of 1600m on tokyo. 1600m will be the next g1.
Whatever happened to the tanuki anon? These threads have been missing tanuki wholesomeness.
>>2509361Rice has 3 alts and none of them seem like they see any competitive play, what a tragic fate
>>2509323I'm not gonna lie I feel like I'm becoming obsessed with her and it worries me.
>>2509370I assume the real horse simply ran with that style, right? Kinda how Mayano ended up running on every style and that's how she ended up with those attitudes (and Equinox should be similar)
>>2509365Yes, but Nishino Wit exists so anyone can use it as well.>>2509367Thanks anon, She'll just be a regular pace. I'm aiming for B group because Xoguri will be impossible to beat for me.
>>2509379Ticket...
>>2509381Oh is that what made equinox super good?
Should I run Brian as a Pace this CM or mutate her into an End?
>>2509365Assuming he's talking about Cancer, definitely. There's only one downhill shortly before the late race, around the same place Triple 7s procs.Unfortunately, that means it's also in a great place for XOguris, but hopefully other Paces will be able to compete.
>>2509388Im gonna be honest, its really gonna be an uphill battle running her. I would mutate to end since her skills are agnostic
>>2509388Ends are stronger and her ult is really good for this track.
>>2509389>Check the card>Chain Events: I'm Gonna Be a Mommy!Excuse me?
>>2509394I didn't choose the oshigaming life, the oshigaming life chose me.
>>2509396TAZUNA THIS MAN RIGHT HERE
this is what I say to frontcucks
>>2509400ZASED
>>2509400FrontGODS rule this land dotoroach
>>2509389>other Paces will be able to compete.Xoguri can also get Determined Descend. It's over.
>>2509361Same. Post your builds and results, I'd like some inspiration when I start my runs.
#5 Thought Process wins the Gamely Stakes by 3 lengths!1640 555318 slotsThe Gamely Stakes 26 reenactment G1Bring 1. PREFER MARES but not a hard rule, especially to fill spots.1800m MILE TURF, left sunny firm. TOKYO.If you got Gemini Ace Mares ready, please enter them in here. Although 1800m might require a little more stamina than 1600m.
>>2509408I'm starting parent farming tomorrow, I'll post her next week probably.
>>2509389Reminder that there's also a downhill right out of the gate. But I think ricefriend should go for it anyway
Do you guys think oguri will be stronger in cancer than in Aries? On one hand, its an absolute perfect 777 proc. On the other, no access to u=ma2 so she autoloses 20% of matches, and I feel like last CM where she didn't have u=ma2 she wasn't that scary
>>2509416Isn't it too soon so descent can't trigger?
>>2509419No im pretty sure descent can trigger and be wasted
>>2509407Honestly, it seems like XOguris can probably get away with plain Straight Descent. The gold version would be overkill and probably not worth using a 0 RB card for.>>2509416Oh damn, I didn't even notice that. Thanks for pointing it out.
>>2509424FUCK
>>2509419>>2509427Just tried, it can proc early.
An anon mentioned the previous thread that oguri would be a viable accel next CM because of a pixel perfect proc, the inherit looks quite weak and the cost on blues is steep. Do you guys think hes full of shit?
>>2509427>The gold version would be overkillNot if you want to win, but also it's a Wit card and getting to 50 RB with other cards is easy.
Would smart falcon be usable for the next dirt cm? Idk if i wanna invest in rickey
>>2509437Falcon will always be usable. Christmas Oguri is a bigger problem though
Pacebros... when will it be our turn?
>>2509361An anon once made some very spicy oc of Rice. I wonder if you ever saw it
>>2509413>3/18IT'S OVER
>>25094133/18Going to start at :00 regardless to move it along for the 2nd g1.Come join with your miler! Mare preferred but any is good to fill spaces. This is almost perfect for your Gemini Aces!
>>2509433You should take ALL advice offered with a grain of salt, ALL of it, but especially if the theory seems just a bit far out. Trust your gut. Sometimes those guys are on to something. Sometimes it's mostly bullshit. It might be good, it might not. I'm not gonna comment on it until I know for sure myself, but it does sound niche at the very least. Probably depends on style and what your other options are. The best way to see is to try it and see for yourself, or enter test rooms where other people are trying it
>>2509434It's only a different of 0.5 vs 0.6 accel (assuming her ult procs). I feel like that's a pretty heavy investment for the return, especially if it can proc right out the gate and be wasted.
>>2509413I wish I had a mare....
>>2509443I entered with the ONE mare trainee I have in my entire veteran list!
>>2509440Probably not since I never noticed her cuteness until I started running her myself.
>>2509455SAME KEK one of my TT shitters, I'm running full stallion this CM
Just in time for mile cm
>>2509461Dude it's kinda bullshit how stallions get all the broken kits but mares dont
>>2509465>["HERRO HERRO HOWDY HOWDY" intensifies]
is there a stream for SA?
>>2509452>>2509455The next G1 coming up in 40 bings will basically be Gemini and no restrictions. Prep for then! >>250941311/18 slotsThank you for coming in with your mares! And Fine Motion too!
>>2509465I AM WINNER
>>2509471you have to join at 1st dot tv and make an account to watch. They don't stream on YT it sucks. They might also be on Fanduel TV if you have that.
>>2509433You can always check the effect yourself. Are you willing to pay 180SP for miracle, and then three recoveries, just to get a weaker accel that doesn't even work all the time?
>>2509472>And Fine Motion too!no bullying...
>>2509472>And Fine Motion too!That's fucked up man she has a medical condition.
Question for burgers, explain in uma terms what memorial day is?
>>2509478yeah i think i can't make an account since ADWs are illegal in my state (no betting except on track here)
>>2509465How viable is taiki anyway? I basically see ZERO hype for her compared to previous CMs
>>2509433Inherited XOguri ult, in the best case, basically gives the same accel boost as inherited Plancha, except that you need to run an awkward healing setup to proc it. Also, keep in mind that XOguri herself only needs to pass to 3 wit checks, since her ult is guaranteed to go off if she meets the requirements, but the inherited version will need a 4th wit check to proc.I won't outright call it worthless, but I would probably only consider it if I was oshigaming with someone who had zero other options for well-timed accels.
>>2509485Today we remember the sacrifices that Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower gave for uma racing.
>>2509490Paces as a whole are kind of fucked, what i find most interesting is that I believe in this specific CM the biggest threat in JP was actually nishino flower but she's not havinf all that much success
>>250941311/18Starting in 3 minutes / :00!Com spectate if not joining! >>2509481>>2509484She is cute tho!
Tachyon bros .. we lost
>>2509485it's a day when you grill up lots of burgers to remember your fallen HEROES
>>2509499KEKMaru would totally smoke how did I never think that
>>2509400This is what I say to silver collecting NIBANS
>>2509499KEK, KINO
>>2509485It's the last Monday in May, everyone gets it off work, it's vaguely patriotic themed, and is the "unofficial start of summer" as most colleges are on break by then, and it used to be schools in the south although the extened the year into June (in the North school doesn't start till after Labor day and goes to the end of June, in the south it starts mid August (college also normally starts end of August) and goes till beginning of June).Officially it's supposed to be about remembering all the American soldiers who died in war, particularly WW1 and WW2. In practice it's about barbecuing and/or going to the beach/amusement park/or in a lot of cases the horse track. Also the Indy 500 car race.
>>2509502Maru is from the 70s. She'd smoke a lot of pot i feel
>>2509506>Indy 500 car race.Part of the automotive triple crown btw
>>2509456Found it. Thank the anons itt for their hard work. Just be warned, it's sex.https://files.catbox.moe/esyopg.png
>>2509517Motorsports have a triple crown? Wtf
FLOWER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2509511She'd take one hit of the stuff the zumas are smoking and have a mid-life freakout. She was smoking hay back in the 70s, there was no THC in that.
>>2509523Yeppers, there's only been a single driver that won it
>this Nishino won 3 recreations alreadyIt's not what it looks like, I swear.
>>2509528Is he the GOAT?
>>2509531I NEED A NISHINO TO PIRATE PLEASE
>she keeps winning
>>2509527Thinking about which umas would smoke is surprisingly funny
>>2509413And Nashino Flower takes the Gamely Stakes! Congratulations Nashino Flower!Cool pics up in a bit, and The Shoemaker Mile G1 in estimated 20 bings.
>>2509541She's running so fast... it's like there's two of her!
>>2509540They're smoking juice
I don't understand, how is nishino "race ready" when doto isn't?
>>2509541Corner shot
>>2509549>Curren in the race>LITERALLY EVERYONE is flying
>>2509549Another """corner""" shot.
>>2509549Oh great, now there's two flying umas.
>>2509552My favorite angle.
>>2509552TAZUNA THIS MAN RIGHT HERE
>>2509549The usual suspect at the scene of the crime
>>2509554teiobro btw
>>2509549>Curren niggas
>>2509523>>2509528My boy Museo... He can still do it
Running is literally just flying in many tiny bursts.
>>2509559>dark/psychic with levitateWould run
>>2509552And the placements. Thank you again for joining, the Shoemaker Mile G1 is up in 20 bings estimated and is just Gemini. Get your Gemini Aces ready!
>>2509549>mfw I'm the only frontrunner in the race and there's a swarm of Beeshino Flowers behind me
>>2509564>44 years oldIts over, hes a double crowner and has an amazing legacy. But he's not doing it
>>2509547>NishinoExtremely smart. All the nutrients went to her brains and leg muscles.>DotoDumbass. All the nutrients went to her tits instead.
>>2509568>Beeshino FlowersLaughed
Oh hey, one of the horses in the last SA race is related to the uma I took care of.
>>2509573How are you able to tell? Still pretty cool though
>>2509568And to make matters worse, they fly now. Because running wasn't bad enough.
>>2509566What's every queens type?
>>2509576The name is a dead give away but I go to check just in case. It's related on the Mare's side.
>>2509570It's all Honda's fault
>>2509549>Curren completely flightmogging everyone ESPECIALLY FineThat's my girl!
>>2509577>flying a foot off the ground>still only waist high when next to Daiwa
>>2509577They fly now?They fly now.
>>2509584I worry a bit that she's not developed enough for the physicality of the league
>wanted to do 5 borrows today>fell asleep 3 hours ago FOR NO FUCKING REASONI am tired of my narcolepsy
am i really supposed to run a pace if am already running two ends
>>2509578>MayaFlying/Steel>GolshiWater/Dark>Grass Grass/Fighting>MaruWater>TaikiSteel/Ground>Super CreekNormal/Fairy>SeiunPsychic>CurrenDark/Flying>SuzukaGrass/Ground>OguriDragon/Fairy
G1 Race 8 The Shoemaker Mile G1. Pick your winner! 11 bings from this post for Santa Anita (no easy way to watch it other than making account at 1st dot tv, thanks jews). And the race is exactly Gemini!
>>2509596Yeppers, a front will just make it harder, a late is just a dead slot
>>2509596You can run three ends if you wanta single frontLate would be the most useless probably
>>2509518Neat, I will use this for ... my personal archives. Thanks.
>>2509598El Hermano...
What's gonna happen with Runaways in Grandlive? Will they block Fronts to death again
>>2509598>mi hermano ramon
>>2509597>>Oguri>Dragon/FairyExplain your logic hereGood list tho
>>2509598ESTO ES EL FIN MI HERMANO
>>2509604>runaway blocking frontsRunaway helps fronts. >but they also trigger NSM for your enemies!Nobody has NSM anymore.
>>2509598EL POTENTE>just means powerfulI will pretend it means potential
>>2509598THEY CALL ME CORY, CAUSE
>>2509598HOLA ME LLAMO RAMON
>>2509606>DragonShe's an ultra legendary, ultra meta, feared uma. It's just based on vibes, plus she eats a lot. I'd give smaru dragon too.>FairyChristmas, look at her design.
>>2509598CALL MI HERMANO RAMON EL POTENTE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>2509609>Nobody has NSM anymore.I do.
>>2509613Oohh that makes sense.S.Maru as water dragon I can see.Why is golshi a water type though? Just sheer bulkiness and flexibility?
>>2509606
>>2509598EL POTENTE VSMI HERMANO
>>2509622She's a ship, uses an anchor, her dad's a fisherman, she's just water. Hard to explain it
>>2509610>translate "potential" into spanish>PotencialEL POTENCIALLA POSIBILIDAD
Why are american races in spanish?
>>2509626fucking hell how could I forgetwhy is Oguri godzilla though
>>2509630They are? What are you watching?But quick answer his tons of Mexicans watch U.S. horse racing and gamble on it, especially Quarterhorses.
Hola amigos me llamo el condor pasa, el danchou de der/v/ no es un pedofilo
>>2509628Anchors Aweigh and gold SHIP, stupid how did I not see that. Well done
>>2509633Itssa joke, just kinda funny there were two horses with spanish names
>>2509597>>Curren>Dark/FlyinglmaoGood list
>>2509635Damn, glad they recruited me then, ill fit right in!
>>2509635
>>2509597Firebros....
>>2509642Kinooooooo
>>2509644Is there even a single uma that would be fire type
>>2509630Half of the US was under Spanish rule
Anime McQueen would be a defensive ice type.
>>2509646TaishinKitasanMachan
>>2509646Anime Teio off the top of my head.
>>2509646Yaeno?
>>2509646EnterBLAZED HEAD, Yaeno Muteki
>>2509646Anime Teio. That karate autist, etc.
>>2509646Bitch of a stretch but dantsu has FLAME in her name
>Lates are apparently bad this CM and others, especially now that NSM is practically nonexistent>Friend asked me what my 3 favorite umas are so he could get me something while he was at combo breaker>Realize all 3 are latesUh oh
Fairy/Fighting
>>2509656Whats up with uma and the FGC? At my locals people fuckin love uma too
So who would be the Uma Elite 4 and what would they train?
>>2509646Maruzensky because SHE IS HOT AS FUCK
>>2509662cultural fenomemno
>>2509656Tell him to use sparks and turn them to End. Several lates have aptitude for it
>>2509663That's why we have the elite 8
Name a SINGLE bug type uma
>>2509663Rudolf would be in there with a complete troll team
>>2509670Nishino flower
>>2509670Nishino of course.
>>2509663Smart Falcon - GroundKitasan Black - FireSymboli Rudolf - ElectricGentildonna - Fighting
Curren should be poison type I think
You're not on the bad goy list right?https://beta.uma.moe/shame
>>2509670Air Groove.Note how she's also obsessed with flowers, aka she's a pollinator, queen bee. She's basically a vespiquen. I would also say Ikuno Dictus seems like she'd be bugpilled
Dark/Fairy
>>2509598#2 Formidable Man wins the Shoemaker Mile, patiently waiting with a pace.7413 2255G1 The Shoemaker Mile Reenactment18 slots, bring 1, no restriction.1600m, MILE TURF, left, sunny firm, etc. If you have Gemini Aces, any gender, go ahead and bring them! Try to bring 1.
>>2509679What's the point of this exactly?
>>2509679>all eden cheaters and other top clubswho would have guessed
>>2509679>Look up danchoNot looking good...
>>2509679These doxxing sites are getting way too good that's kinda fucked up
>>2509679>BlackRepublican>Fentanyahu>Git/UmaEdenBots>Goy Manager
>>2509316where's the uma space musume at the very bottom? this thread's unusable and took me an hour to find it
>>2509680Groove fucking hates bugs though, she'd be fire/ice
>>2509679My danchou is safe.Not looking good for Oy Neigh though...
Don't even respond to it.
Only umas that fit poison type>Agnes Tachyon>Agnes Digital>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi >nice nature
>>2509697Don't respond to what
>>2509699Grass Wonder.
>>2509705GRASS IS GRASS
>>2509699Nice Nature would be Amoonguss
These "blue board" ads are getting insane, it's literally all AI porn, why even have that distinction anymore?
>>25096856/18Will start at :00 or sooner depending how fast quick it fills.
>ZERO rock types postedWhy does this type exist again?
>>2509714Maruzen should be rock-type because she's a fossil
>>2509714Rock =/= Ground
>>2509679>sort it to display 200 per page>ctrl + F /uma/>six hits already for /uma/ club in the top 400
>>2509714Here is your rock type anon
>>2509663Narita BrianFighting/DarkMr. CBFlying/WaterOrfevreDragonSymboli RudolfA random mishmash
>>2509679Is VF really that deep in the sauce?
>>2509714Hishiama would be a rock type because she crushes a giant boulder in her animationEl Condor Paizuri does something similar, make her rock/fighting.Narita Brian punches the ground that creates columns of rock to lift out of the ground, make her rock as well
>>2509714Ardan is rock/fairy
>>2509727Brian is Dark/Fighting dude, she just has acess to stone edge
>>2509730You need to stop being a schizo
>>25096856/18Starting in 5 minutes! Get those milers in!
>>2509731Idk man they also made the wolf pokemon a rock type just saying
>>2509731Dude she's not dark type, dark types are VILLAINS or scummy fighters or shit like that. She's pure fighting or fighting/dragon
Skin Troubles+Mood down late classic year Tiara schedule when you're literally forced to do 3 G1s in a row is such god damn horseshit
>>2509735Fuck if I know what's that anons problem
>>2509737Autumn Brian is Normal/Dark.
>>2509736Mighteyena is dark tho
>>2509739Can't we all just get along?
>>2509743Oh god now I'm made the tanuki sad.Let me give her a hug, damn it :(
>>2509741It's literally got hyena in the name dudeLycanroc is the clear wolfmon
>>2509743I'm having a good time arguing about Pokemon types. We can ALL agree that triple crown = automatic dragon right
>>25096859/18.Last chance! Come spectate too!
>>2509741Mightyena is a hyena, not a wolf. Fair play though.They also made the wolf a tiger/fire type at one point. Pokemon allows for just about anything to happen.
>>2509746We don't recognize anything past Gen 4 here.Except maybe 6.
>>2509730This might sound offensive but what's the need to announce this not even bump limit in nor near to one?Do you seriously need to announce and let everyone you're the other baker?
>>2509747Teio will NEVER be dragon type
>>2509748>digitan is the only one not straight10/10 environmental storytelling
>>2509755LMAO
>>2509737>villains>scummy fighterOh-ho-ho! So Absol is a "scummy fighter" and a "villain"? Bisharp doesn't play by the rules?
>>2509755She's losing her absolute mind in that lineup.
>>2509758Nta but>Bisharp doesn't play by the rulesI'm pretty sure this is the case
>>2509758one of their strongest moves is literally called sucker punchother moves involve STEALING, knocking off their items, BITING, and so on. Windy would definitely be a dark type in that regard
>>2509730I...don't think that's going to solve anything if you keep ignoring the other problem
>>2509746>LycanrocYou will never be a real mon
>>2509685Your competitors.
>I made the parents>I Torained this elaborate team>And Taishin still won!>She is a vile uma>She is wicked>How i hate her>*coughs up blood and dies*I imagine this is how my finals will look like
>>2509763>mob tacticsInherently unfair, this is why triple front is unethical
>>2509767OUR HEROES!!!!!
>>2509730I'm starting to think you're part of the issue to be honest
>>2509767>NPCmas height-mog half the entrants
I just went an ENTIRE second summer camp without a single rainbow what in the actual fucking fuck FUCK THIS FUCKING COCKSUCKING GAME FUCK YOU CYGAMES JUST FUCK YOU
>>2509753>hi everyone just wanted to let you know im not the current baker since it got previous in it and noted what i should put in the next opIs what it sounded like to me
>>2509778Glue eet.
>>2509762>BITINGJust for the sake of argument what else is an animal supposed to do
can we shut the fuck up about the OP shit jesus christ i don't give a shit if the only thing in the op is the word faggot with a bwoguri image
I pirated your umas btw
>>2509780It was glue regardless, no Mile S. But glueing it doesn't change the fact that it happened and the anger I feel because of it.
>>2509782>animalnigga this is pokemon, they can punch, kick, self-destruct, shoot laser beams out of their mouths, summon elementals and lord knows what else. A bite is seen as a dirty tactic in a fight. I understand why it's dark type
>>2509730>>2509763You are becoming an attention whore and trying so hard to be a thread personality, don't bake ever again
>>2509685And Oguri Cap (forme de normale) wins he Shoemaker Mile! Congratulations Oguri Cap!More pics in a bit.
>>2509784Why did you take my umas over uTorrent?>>2509788Bite was normal type in generation 1, for what little that's worth.
>>2509783Best thing you can do when you start to see OP shitflinging is just hide the stub.
>>2509783>can we shut up about this thing that i'm continuing to bring up!you know you could always ignore it, just hide the original post and the replies done
Today's umamusume dream during my nap was about Goldshi being very aggressive about making me do things I REALLY didn't want to do (use all my carats to cure some illness or injury in a game) and threatening me with a gun for not playing along by the end of it
>>2509783>OP is the word faggot with a bwoguri imageKek, the reactions would be hilarious
>>2509779...why is he separating his bake from this exactly?
>>2509791Dark type didn't exist in gen 1 thoughbeit
>>2509783The whole thread stayed clean or at least ignored until THAT post. It was sadly trying to get attention.
My narcolepsy is deeply affecting how much I play this game
>>2509790Corner shot was poop, all I got for it.
We can all agree that gen 3 was the best one, right?
>>2509805Gen 5 or bust
>>2509802Just enjoy napmaxxing
>>2509805For me? It's Gen 2.
>>2509800That's why it matters very little.
>>2509804And Final Spurt. That Triumphant Pulse must'ave been god tier.
>>2509795She would do this
>>2509795Golshi WOULD do those things.
>>2509785Cute Durandal
>>2509812>another smart KWABcon L
>>2509811
I've yet to actually have fun in a "for fun" race. Haha my girl loses so much fun!
>>2509819Have you tried winning?
>>2509819These fun races are starting to make me feel like I was born to train Nishino Flower and I don't like that.
>>2509812And the placements.Thanks again for joining! I'm going to mow my lawn and get something to eat.
>>2509819Yet you keep entering them. Interesting!
>>2509761Bisharp's only remotely dark trait is that they cut opponents down without mercy, and use mob tactics. That's it. They DO fight by the rules. They even retire if their head blade gets chipped.>>2509769Triple front isn't mob tactics though. Mob tactics is triple competitive spirit.
I wish I could cheat engine my parents in, then farm Aces legitimately but this shit should not be allowed to be this bad, they should give you tools to lock the pink or blue you want. It's something a competent company would do
>>2509819But it's fun to watch them run in a low stakes easy pz race
>>2509822My club might be full, but spiritually youre a der/v/ member now
>>2509824KACHTAI
>>2509823Thanks for hostingwuv you
>>2509819I think we should ban S+ and below umas from these races so third rates stop complaining all the time. They can have their own Open League version of the race.
>>2509819Anon... take a chill pill. It's for fun. You don't have to perform in EVERY race. Just enter some bullshit and watch her try her best
>>2509827They do later in the game's life
>>2509827it's a gacha game. It's not about your convenience. Soon they're going to give you all these options for better parent making but it will be paywalled
>>2509819>too competitive to have >funEvery day im thankful for not being like that
>>2509830Personally I prefer mature women with gigantic tits bigger than their head.>t. der/v/bro
Kind of sort of want to go for a Completionist title how do you keep track of the races you've won/already won with your Uma?
>>2509841You can filter in the trophy room
>>2509840 definitely not an Oy Neigh guy
>>2509841In the trophy menu, you can select whether to show trophies from all umas collectively or just the one you are interested in.
>>2509840>my clubmate is a /v/man spyNo.... Not like this....
>>2509841The trophy page lists every uma that's won that race for every g2/g3/g1 etc, but probably easier to track it manually in a spreadsheet/notepad or something
>>2509830About that, this is the Nishino that keeps winning fun rooms.
>>2509849how can we stop this MONSTER??
>>2509841To add to other anons replies: during the run in the "race" menu, there is a trophy in the upper right part of the screen. If you click it you can see which umas got this trophy already.
>>2509846Funny thing, I originally almost joined /v/ma but some guy beat me to it for like 10 seconds. Still I wuv my der/v/bros and I would NEVER leave you guys, you unironically mean a lot to me
>>2509849>I have to use Daiwa's cardAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>2509844oy neigher here, I LOVE big tits and I often post doctored Suzuka photos with huge honkers.
>>2509863danchou would kill you if he knew who you were
>>2509863This is a falseflag
>>2509862To be honest you probably don't need that card, I think I was just trying to make a good mile parent.
Will Light Hello ssr a must have? Can I live without mlb her?
>>2509875If you don't get at least 3lb you're going to borrow her every single ace run.
>>2509875Based on what everyone is saying she's like Riko was for Unity, so yeah you want a copy of her. Don't need her MLB'd, although i'm sure that'd be nice. We get anywhere from 50-100 free rolls on her banner, same one with Tachyon. You'd be wise to secure a copy
>>25098750LB works fine
Now heres a question ive been pondering for a bit now: In your opinion, whats the average amount of trainees a Tracen trainer trains before "settling down"? Do trainers keep training after they find their umawife, even?
>>2509869It's all in good fun. He'd understand, I hope.>>2509870believe what you will
You can remove ONE Uma from the gameWho do you choose and why?
>>2509875Her biggest breakpoint is at 2LB for 10% training effectiveness, 3LB if you need to reach a multiple of 5 for RB.
How do you even set up room matches without getting randoms anyway
>>2509896Just don't press the button to allow randos in lol
>>2509896When the room opens it defaults to private. I think it's actually the last setting you used but in my case it's private.
>>2509896you have to specifically click a button that makes it open to the public. It's invite only by default so that only people who have the room code can join. Just copy and paste the code but dont enable it to the public
>>2509889Fixed.
>>2509891the one I saw around with Daiwa and Vodka once, not sure what her was
>>2509892Do you still care about 35 race bonus in GL?
Name 3 umas that aren't Jackie Chan
>>25098965 gum looking ass
>>2509891Aston MachanBec
>>2509877Why are you gaslighting anon?
I wish I could build umas for the fun rooms but MANT is too exhausting I can feel the burn out creeping up
>>2509891I only want to remove one Uma but she's no in Global yet and won't be for years
>>2509891OG Seiun Sky, her ult is what is destroying the game
>>2509888I imagine you have multiple trainees at once
/umajp/ hereAsk me anything about GL
>>2509916>thats how its shown in the anime>thats how it is in the main storyTorenas are canonicaly manwhores?!
>>2509891https://poal.me/1bvt2nLet's find out! Who would you remove? I started with the two obvious choices.
>>2509933I imagine that you train some mob umas on the side
>>2509928Compared to the URA and Unity, how fun is it?Do the Japanese make gl;hf jokes too?
>>2509928Is it good?Is the next scenario good?Could you summarize GL and the next scenario in 1 sentence each?That is all. thank you, dacchi
How do I cope with the fact that I still have to wait 2 more years for her?
>>2509928how good is speed maru as a statstick, and how good are paces in GL
>wondered why there were quite a few pics of Silence Suzuka with Ayrton Senna>find out the horse was foaled the exact same day Senna died>then Suzuka died November 1, 1998>which happened to be the same day as the Suzuka GP of that year>which is the track where Senna was crowned champion the first time>same color scheme>both died as they were leading their racesThere are zero ways to prove that reincarnations are a thing but what the FUCKwould be kinda shitty to reincarnate as a horse only to die tragically at your peak again
>>2509934You don't need a poll for every dumb thing, everything in moderation
>>2509933>end of Nishino's career>a bunch of new students flock to you
57120716Third rate CM14 practice room, please don't be afraid to join with your S-S+ umas
>>2509941>Uma x F1>even more /sp/ostingYeppers, im thinking kinoWhich uma would be a Russel-tier terrorist?
>>2509952I'm bringing SSes but don't worry they're even worse than S/S+'s
>>2509940NTA but we were talking about Speed Maru the other day. She gets +5 training effectiveness for each level of the training facility, so Speed Training Level 4 is 20 TE, Level 5 is 25 TE and in a scenario where you're training a lot and racing less, that's as strong as NTR. 3 speed decks apparently aren't uncommon due to the cap being unraised? So if you had say, Kitasan, Tachyon, Maru I would imagine that's one of the stronger speed card lineups for Grand Live, but I'm just going by my own guesstimations
Durandal official figgy...
>>2509953Admire Terra
>>2509805Sure, as long as we agree that, despite that, nothing will ever top what it was like to play Gen 1 during PokeMania.
I am ready.
>>2509936It's very fun, casuals and less competitive trainers in particular really loved GL>>2509937Better than MANT, yes it's good, It's like a mix of MANT and Aoharu. If you'd like me to explain in depth how the scenario works I can do it>>2509940It's the best statstick>>2509958>3 speed decks apparently aren't uncommon due to the cap being unraised? Your deck is kind of fixed, 2 speed cards, 2 wit cards, light hello. The flex spot usually goes to another speed
>>2509971Wuv U!
Don't care how good Maru is as a stat stick I shan't be pulling.
>>2509952No no, you don't understand. I'm making SS umas that are just dogshit lol
>>2509928I have a few questions:>Is GL actually fun to play? Does it have any fun-ruining bullshit on par with losing the final Unity race due to bad RNG?>Assuming I plan on mostly running lates/ends and thus can't benefit from any of the skills they give, would I be better off investing in Maruzensky SSR or Tachyon SSR as a statstick speed card? It sounds like I'll need at least one of them...>I've heard speed sparks are absolutely essential; is this true, or can you still get away with using other blue sparks?
>>2509981Push her back in!You had your chance, pal!
>>2509966I haven't chimed in on the gen wars but yeah it's hard to beat the original wave of PokeMania. For me it's Gen 1 always. Even going back to those games, playing romhacks, watching Claude play red/blue, there's a certain charm to the original gameboy ones. Not exactly a fan of the GBA remakes. Pokemon Yellow is fun too, and the original pokemon pinball, pokemon snap, pokemon stadium, season one of the anime, start of the card game, action figures galore, so much good stuff.I also think there's something to be said for the first game that starts it all from a studio of inexperienced devs near the end of the gameboy's life. A game that Iwata took a chance on personally because he and some of the other higher ups saw potential on it and were willing to take a chance. Establishing the games lore and everything, there's a lot going on in the first game. Yes other games would continue to add on and refine, and I think Gen 2 is one of the best in this regard, but at its core it doesnt stray too far from the original gen 1 formula. Also has some of the most iconic mons, love it or hate it. I get tired of the gen one pandering personally, but at the same time I do get it as they're iconic and some of my favorite designs.
>>2509388I'm making mine an End
>>2509953Which horse blames other horses for crashing when they're at fault
>>2509980I want Maru but I might be using the selector then gemming her. I barely have 20K carats + a bunch of tickets right now so I'll really either be able to roll twice on her or tachyon
>>2509928You mind telling us about what the deal is with light hello? Whats the minimum LB?
>>2509971another one, once stamina showdown (1200+ stamina) gets introduced for 2001m+ races, do stamina golds become turbo useless for mediums?
>>2509990
>>2509953I thought Uma x F1 was a thing for a while already https://youtu.be/c8OIlRJweGA
>>2510000>Kawakami PRINCESSYou know what, perfectAlso nice quads
>>2510000I don't think she'd INTENTIONALLY blame others, but then again, she was the ghost in her own support card.
Why the fuck did they reset my captcha for not posting in a few days? I can't post images again
>>2510011You're low-T(trust), special weak.
>>2509952Thank you for joining!
>>2510018I was high trust but they reset me for not posting in a while
>>2509986>I get tired of the gen one pandering personally, but at the same time I do get it as they're iconic and some of my favorite designs.I feel the same way, and it's probably never gonna change. Gens 1 and 2 were monumental in Pokemon's success and basically knocked everything out of the park people loved about Pokemon back then.I'm not sure what zumas expect, they're like what the OT is to Star Wars. Gen 5+ is pretty much Nu Wars.
>>2509679/v/mapyoicels... our anti oy neigh propaganda...
>>2510022>my rice got 2ndWhat the FUCK
>>2509952>Worry that maybe I'm not as third-rate as I think I am and the uma I entered will unexpectedly stomp the room or something>She does poorlyWeirdly enough, it's a bit of a relief to know that I actually AM a complete shitter and haven't just been underestimating myself this whole time
Oh right I'm supposed to say whenever the room is starting, my bad
>>2510024>gen 5+ is pretty much nu warsExcept at least they make money :PAlso, even the OT didn't get that much pandering from the EU. Disney panders to it a LOT, but the prequels and EU didn't really do much pandering.
>>2510024I will say I love Gen 5 to death but it did start a lot of bad trends that GF would double down on later on top of them phoning it in with each new entry
>>2510029you also are overthinking itbig races like this aren't really an indicator of skill, everything is different in an 18 player race
>spend all my clocks in junior year>proceed to lose the OaksI know, I know, I should have let one of the earlier races go.That said, despite the fact that I've actually done pretty well in MANT CMs so far, I think I'm officially MANTbroken. This racemaxxing gameplay loop is miserable; it should only be something we have to do for parents, not actual aces.
>>2510032The EU in this regard would be the spinoff games.Mystery Dungeon, Ranger, the Orre games, etc.
>>2509983>Is GL actually fun to play?Yes>Does it have any fun-ruining bullshit on par with losing the final Unity race due to bad RNG?Song or token RNG can be frustrating but nothing like losing the final race, in GL the equivalent of the final race is a guaranteed success if you have the correct songs. Most of the stuff in GL was directly fixing complaints from Aoharu and MANT>Assuming I plan on mostly running lates/ends and thus can't benefit from any of the skills they give, would I be better off investing in Maruzensky SSR or Tachyon SSR as a statstick speed card? It sounds like I'll need at least one of themSkip maruzensky if you're not running fronts, you want the SP bonus from tachyon>I've heard speed sparks are absolutely essential; is this true, or can you still get away with using other blue sparks?You really want speed sparks, they'll be good>>2509994Minimum LB0, Preferred LB1, optimal LB2+>>2509995No
So I vaguely know about Durandal, but sell me on her anyways.
>>2509908>build umas for the fun rooms>buildThat's your problem anon. Just pick a random veteran uma you have with the right aptitudes and throw her in. That's what I do.
>>2510047irl Durandal fucking hated Special Week, like actual hatred
She and Calstone Light O share a braincell.
>>2510049Elaborate
>>2510049is/was Durandal a dirty chestnutter too
>>2510049>actual hatred:(>>2510050Really now? I didn't take her to be sprinter-brained.
>>2510033NTA but I think there's lots of good in NU pokemon. I stopped playing around Switch era, still yet to do Sword and Shield/Violet Scarlet, but I'll try it out eventually. I did play Legends Arceus which felt more like a tech demo than anything but it was actually quite a cool game underneath it, even if it felt like it needed more polish. Played Pokopia on Switch 2 and for a dragon quest builders type game, also surprisingly good. There was stuff about Gen 7 I liked even if it was bogged down with horrible pacing and other things. The setting was nice, the music and all that. I liked a lot of those mons too. There's good and bad mon designs among all the gens but yeah not all the NU-mons are winners
>>2510049What the fuck lol why
>>2510034>an 18 player raceAnon, that was a CM test room specifically advertised as being for third-ratesIf other anons who consider themselves third-rate are making stronger umas than me, then it stands to reason that I really am also a third-rate trainer
>>2510047>>2510050>>2510053Why is she blonde if the horse wasn't? Makes me so mad every time it happens
>>2510045so what is the leftover HP used for? (besides senkai spurt)
>>2510060Why does Winning Ticket have green ears? What about Twin Turbo's blue hair? The umas dye their hair and fur(?), that's why.
>>2510059Ah, I missed that my apologies. My other point would be this: one race never tells the whole story. It's good to see where you stand like "oh maybe i'm shit" so you can know that you need to improve, but also you have to be diligent in testing to see exactly where you stand, and that means more than just one practice room but rather many. Try and figure out the issue, resolve, then test again. You keep doing that until you start to see headway somewhere
>>2510029It just means we as third rates have room for improvement if that is what (You) desire, though I personally am fine with where I am at the moment
Question of the day!If trannylators changed stuff like bourbon calling you Mastah to Torenah, and Merry Christmas to happy holidays, How will they change Tap Dance City swearing in english? https://youtu.be/NgF_iFnvPx0?t=132
>>2510063>green earsNot the same thing though, the coats are usually represented in the hair, it's just weird to take a non-fantasy color like blonde and give it to her, that's why I want to know why it was done
>>2510045https://youtu.be/LN2SSRmtthMThis is a good video to watch about GL. There are a few inaccurate things due to the age of the video (for example, the 1250 speed thing. GL got buffed in JP shortly after release) but it breaks down most of the things well.
>>2510057I played up to Scarlet myself so my tip for you is to just skip Sword/Shield entirely and maybe emulate Scarlet/Violet if you want to see what the hubbub was all about but I don't recommend it either, despite being an open world game it doesn't give that feel of just wanting to get lost in that world like other, better open world games do, and it's also just a bland game if you ignore the open world aspectI also liked PLA for what it was and am actually thinking of replaying it
>>2510069Mods will fix it
>>2510033I'll never forgive BW for attempting to do a fresh reboot of a gen with no older mons - which is a great idea: recapture the feel of Gen 1 for a new generation of kids while not referencing Gen 1 - but then fucking up the execution by giving you an entire Gen full of derivative Gen 1 copies (that are FUCKING UGLY), ruining the idea and rendering the game as a half-assed attempt at being Gen 1 without earning it. Zoomers don't seem to understand that 5 was their first attempt at nostalgia pandering, just in a more creative way. They became less subtle and more straightforward about it after BW2 course-corrected and just said 'here's your Charizard.'
>>2509695I would duel you to the death for trying to slander my danchou if not for the thousands of miles between us
Gonna host a few CM14 rooms.It's been a while so forgive me if I do anything wrong.729521437295214372952143
>>2510075I actually picked up a physical copy of Scarlet so I can play on my Switch 2. It's got a performance patch and it seems a lot cleaner that way. Sword and Shield was sort of the part where I had to dip out and pass. Maybe if they patch up the game or something I'll try it out too, but i'm not in a rush to give it a shot.I hope PLA gets a patch. I skipped the new one though. Did you try that out? It seemed pretty different from Arceus, wasn't really thrilled by what I saw.Don't get me started on BDSP. Years people begged for a gen 4 remake and they outsource it to some literal whos. What were they THINKING
>>2510072>Look inside>Absolute peakNOOOO I DONT WANT THIS, I WANT MORE OF THE MANT ERA AREN'T WE ALL HAVING FUN BROS
>>2510080The hag takes it640324146403241464032414
Speed Eater is such a crazy skill
Fearing how I am probably the only person ITT that still doesn't have a single ace
>>2510088Is that a palmer Im seeing? What kind of build did you use for her
>>2510091You'd be wrong because I haven't gotten a good Kitasan run yet.
>>2510091I'd rather have no aces than the aces I have that I know can't win.
>>2510091There's still plenty of time. I doubt you're alone.
>>2510091I got two, I've been spectating rooms and I'd recommend if you locked in. Very strong people runnin around
>>2510091Danchou doesn't have an ace. Never did.
>>2510077I never really saw the issue with the "no old mons until postgame" thing and frankly the roster was fine, we can discuss how much it parallels gen 1 but at face value it had hits and misses like any other dex
>>2510090I'm running it on all three fronts and I'd say it's worth it
>>2510091Don't worry anon, my umas suck so much dick, they might as well be considered TT umas larping as aces
>>25100922 speed, 3 wit, 1 guts. I can post the specifics in a bit when I'm done hosting.
>>2510091My aces are ready to get 3rd place in B finals again
>>2510091I have aces but I expect to lose to fronts like I do in every mile CM.
I never get rainbows on days I don't have a race schedule it's such fucking bullshit every fuckin run it's the same
>>2510098More misses than hits. Distribution didn't help either.
>>2510099Same, running it on my smaru/fujin/bourbon and it's fucking crazy how it just straight up shuts down the opposing team. You only ever lose to taishin.
>>2510084I mean you can try but don't expect anything beyond the "catch and train pokemon" experience you'd get from any other entry, it gave up quite a lot for no real gain>piclmao
>>2510096>Very strong people runnin aroundI will never be as strong as them, I've accepted it by now, even though I've been playing almost as long as them
>>2510088KINO FINISH LADS
>>2510109>>2510099You are the cancer killing Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Kill yourselves.
>>2510088That was a tight one, but Digitan wins!439006944390069443900694
>>2510090>>2510099>>2510109How the fuck am I meant to get it? It worries me how in all the parent runs I've done, with all the mile races I do, I have never gotten it ONCE. Where do people get it from? Am I just unlucky?
>>2510115Alright, I will anon. BUT IM TAKING YOU WITH ME
I made a carrot hamburger steak and I was going to take a picture but it fell apart when I stuck the carrot in. I ate it now, so don't ask for a picture anyway.
>>2510105Nah, especially with hindsight, gen 5 doesn't come close to actual atrocious rosters like 7 and 8Hell I rate Gigalith higher than Golem if compared directly
>>2510119Etoo.....anon its really simple>ClankerBuilt in>HagBuilt in>FujinBuilt in>Other fronts (Falco, Suzuka, Seiun, etc)You get em from either mile races or from borrowing power helios for escape artist
>>2510105>>2510122I did forget to add that it did have the horrible issue of late evos that no Gen before or after hadLike what the fuck were they thinking thereUmamusume, how long until GL, I genuinely can no longer stand MANT, I'm doing URA simply to not deal with having to race every other week
>>2510117A podium sweep this time!I'm not sure what's up with that clanker, but she's completely shutting down my fronts.436317704363177043631770
>>2510123How's fujin anyway? She was REALLY good in last CM
>>2510122It still had a pretty bad ratio, pretty much the first egregious one, which is why everyone jumped down its throat about how ugly a lot of the numons were. Obviously the later gens would be worse but 5 was pretty bad, too. Gen 4 almost went there but had a lot more going for it to save it.
>>2510123>Clanker>Built in>Hag>Built in>Fujin>Built inI don't have any of these, and I hate myself for it. Why the fuck does nobody else have it in?
>>2510132I'm running her as a speed eater bot. She's just a placeholder while I make a falcon with speed eater (which btw, I'd say is the strongest uma in CM14 even above taishin from MY experience). Her unique is actually really strong, its .45 late race velocity which is something fronts really struggle with so she usually wins if she gets the lead, but she has even less mid race than seiun so good luck.
>>2510127Another hag victoryProbably the last one221779692217796922177969
>>2510140Love old women so fucking much.
>>2510105I don't think the ratio IS that bad. There are more MEDIOCRE mons, but given that they had to assemble 152 designs with less time than what RBY had, and that most of RBY's JP designs GENUINELY SUCKED and had to be redone, I'd say they did pretty well.
>>2510140Dang, I thought my Palmer was finally going to squeeze out a victory, but the Ends here were too strong!Makes me want to give her one more shot.586992055869920558699205
>>2510137>falcon with speed eaterHow are you doing that what's your set up?
>>2510143To be fair, that was a small team that had to make all the Pokemon in the first game, not really comparable to designing new Pokemon on a deadline 5 Gens into the biggest media franchise in the world.
>>2510146And the clanker seals my coffin.Thanks for joining everyone.
>>2510160ty dont be depressed
It's unreal how much comfier a traditional deck is to run over a gutsmax deck.
>>2510158It's kind of a point in both directions. The team of 4 for Gen 1 makes it significantly easier to keep a cohesive vision... Likewise, despite everything, Gen 5's team of 17 Pokemon designers managed to successfully produce a relatively cohesive vision for Unova, and made them look consistently okay with much less time and having to contend with higher resolution digital art exposing more flaws over the traditional methods involved with Gen 1.Regardless, Gen 1 looked like ASS until Blue. Come on, you're really gonna pick embryo Mew over Garbodor?
>>2510167It's all good. Palmer has won me some public rooms, so I'm happy.Plus I haven't joined any rooms here in a long time, so I forgot how fun it could be.
>>2510154NTA but power helios gives it as hints, 2 speed 3 wit 1 power, you borrow helios for escape artist and speed eater (and as a bonus: slipstream, mile corners and shifting gears)
>>2510174Yeah, because regardless of shitty sprites, Mew still looked like this while Garbodor looks like a retarded, fat, literal trash bag with hair buns.
>Doing my last parent run of the day>Notice that Meek got 3rd in the last Twinkle Star Climax race>Decide to check the concert in case she actually made it into the top 3 for once>Turns out she was 2nd overall with two 4th places and a 3rdBASED BASED BASEDTHAT'S MY FUARKING HERO RIGHT THERE
My danchou is a knicks fan so he gave us all the day off from the mines
>>2510180>Mew still looked like thisNo.
Do you consider Twin Turbo a numa?
>>2510181
>>2510186Why would I? Her card banner is when I started playing the game so she's been in since the beginning.
>>2510184Yes. Nobody's arguing that the sprite isn't shitty, but Mew is Mew regardless while Garbodor is Garbodor.
>>2510186Not at all i personally hate her design but she's been in the game for a while
>>2510186Too neon
Somehow I'm dodging speed/stam/power sparks..
>>2510189Seems like she meets a lot of the criteria for what anons see as numas.
aw fuck i didn't realize this thread was here. i don't feel like reposting my post from the last thread
>>2510191I directly compared the two on SPRITEWORK, hence "embyro mew" and saying Gen 1 looked like ass before Blue. Garbodor is my least favorite sprite from Gen 5.
>>2510202>I directly compared the two on SPRITEWORKWhy are you doing that when we're talking about designs?
>>2510186Of course not; Turbo is an OG who's been around pretty much since the startI only consider umas newmas if they haven't appeared in the game at all yet. Rickey is a newma in my eyes, but someone like Ikuno or Tsuyoshi isn't a newma despite becoming playable years later
Uncs, where did the Mew in the truck thing come from? Sounds like something invented here
>>2510200You can just link it! Also you're probably not alone, for some reason people stayed arguing back there
>>2510210I don't know, officially. I always thought it was a playground rumor started by some cheeky kid who got surf early on the SS Anne and just found the truck.
>>2510211it's kinda silly but >>2509938
>>2510210I didn't hear about it growing up even with Internet access.
Average finals room comp
>>2510218(Me)https://litter.catbox.moe/bx73fkcb8zcoit5f.pngi'm retarded and forgot the image died
>>2510208It was the main drawback of a smaller team who still had 2 extra of time to refine those designs?It should be noted that there's very little pre-Blue artwork out there, but what little does exist is based on the sprites so their designs still are pretty bad.
>>2510223This is my nightmare every CM. It's happened to me twice now.
Why does she have to squeeze her budding blossoms together like this...? In my office...
>>2510218>litterboxd link is deadRIPEither way, yeah. Thread has BEEN here. You entered at bad time in an already dead thread
>>2510210My experience was different.>playing Pokemon at the daycare>oh yeah I can get you Mew>I still don't remember what he did but it was probably a Gameshark or something>minutes later, get a Mew encounter and catch it for myself
>>2510224All is forgiven with your BFC.
>>2510225>so their designs still are pretty bad.This is what Mew looked like at the time. I don't think that's right.
>>2510225>2 extra of timeExtra years, damn it.Alright I'm gonna call it quits. This has nothing to do with umamusume and now I'm making mistakes. I had fun discussing this though!
>tfw was in my mid 20s when pokemon first came outI'm going to have a mid life crisis because I spend my time hanging out in the horse girl thread fucking kill me now
>>2510224If I were to build a racecourse in Minecraft, what farm or something could I build in there so I actually visit it?
>>2510210It was the only vehicle in the entire game so it was extremely suspicious and since the internet wasn't that big, rumors spread more easily. For me it was in my local game shop, the owner was a massive weeb and imported a lot of things from japan, and he said he heard it there so I believed him and the spread the rumor myself to my friends at school.
>>2510232Nishino knows exactly what she's doing. That's why shes the most dangerous uma musume
>>2510243crop farm maybe? dunno, feel like you've can get a lot of stuff done with a race course. i say just look up farm tutorials and see what gives you a spark
Why is there no umamon hack?
>>2510069>Mastah to TorenahWhy'd they change that anyways? Am I not allowed to have a robo butler uma anymore?
>>2510251Because we're already playing Umamon.
>>2510251I am sure someone is working on putting Bourbon into a pokemon game.
>>2510253Master is racist
>>2510251I dunno. I have no skills so I couldn't do anything besides feedback though.
>>2510256Why the fuck would master be racist
Would you rather take Pace Straightaways 2 + Corner 2 + Shrewd step, or Radiant Star?I'm 99% sure it's the 3 skills, but you never know. It's the upgrade from 1 to 2 in both skills btw.
>>2510243Many IRL race courses have something in the center of them. Many are just something naturey like a pond or something, or a grassy hill for people to go on top off.Some have events centers in the middle of them like Santa Anita or many of the Japan tracks.
>>2510256It's a white person saying it, and mister has the same origin as -chan, being a corruption of master.Maybe it's because we're changing master to primary in CSCI... I'd like to be called Primary though :P
>>2510242I was 5 years old when Pokémon got huge.
>>2510263This made me think, why don't they let people watch from the middle? I can spin around without getting dizzy
>>2510260That's the reasoning they've been using to get rid of master/slave terminology for years. I just assume translators have a hatred for that word at this point.
>gen 5 haters in MY /vm/a Heartbreaking day.
>>2510242you are the same age as my parents what the FUCK are you doing here?
>>2510242Dude you're 50 you're primed for one of those anyways.
>gen 5 dickriders in MY /v/maI love it when they fight back.
Do I skip the Fall Tenno Sho for this, fellas? I'm not running the Arima Kinen and I skipped the Spring Tenno Sho as well. I have a Megaphone for it too.
>>2510271/v/ has never appreciated that generation 5 is the best
For me, its SINNOOOOOOOOOH
>>2510278Probably. Wit is by far the most important stat you need.Only having level two wit training is really bad though.
>>2510242At least you're not a Trekkie.
>>2510272I'll have you know I'm here every day. I have free time so I can spend it grinding for plats
>>2510282I maintain that Gen 4 has the best starter designs since Gen 1 and nothing else has come close since.
>>2510278100% do it, I hope your SP is good though
How unethical is it to support my local horsetrack?
>/vm/a - /vp/
>>2510296This place will literally talk about anything it's really impressive
>>2510295Like what? Supporting rescues, gambling, buying an entrance ticket, going to a concession stand, stealing someone's rudolf plushie, becoming a kill buyer, volunteering? Give us something.
Anyone mind posting an example of their TT teams that hits 800k easy? I made my MANT TT team before I even knew how big RB was and I'm sick of the carousel...
>>2510296Anything but talking about MANT
>>2510280People have forgotten that Gen 4 hype is the entire reason /tr/ was created.
>>2510296But which Pokemon would each uma have as their ace?
>>2510298It's umamusume flavored /b/./b/ma, if you will.
>>2510303Condor is for sure taking Hawlucha
>>2510303I'm going to be brave here and suggest Bourbon would have Reuniclus. Its the furthest thing I can think of from a computer, down to minimizing the inorganic elements.Neo Universe would probably either have Xatu or Gothitelle.Sweep Tosho... Delphox I mean come on, what else would they pick?Rice Shower would have a plain Eevee.
>>2510299Nothing just like going to the local race track to hang out there. For a bit
>>2510091Yo
>>2510303There's too many uma musume so you start off with the launch 3*>Special Week>Silence Suzuka>Tokai Teio>Mejiro McQueen>Symboli Rudolf>Rice Shower>Taiki Shuttle>MaruzenskyWhich mons are their aces?
>>2510326You're missing Oguri Cap and T.M Opera O
>>2510317They're usually good places to hang but vary on pricing. Santa Anita was relatively cheap on seats and parking but semi-expensive on concessions. It also does ton of side eventsAlbuquerque was super dirt cheap on everything including concession food, although there was a casino attached to it. I want to visit some other horse tracks at some point if I ever visit friends across the states again. Overall its not like you have to be doing something the whole time. You could sit there and do a career run while watching the horsies race.
>>2510303>>2510326Absol is perfect thematically for Rice
>>2510326Spechud gets shillrat for obvious reasons
>>2510326Missing Oguri (Snorlax)
>>2510330Opera is not a launch 3*
>>2510326BraviaryElectrodeHisui ArcanineAlcremieFalinksEeveeMudsdaleRevavroom
>>2510305BEEma
>>2510298Remember, second best place to discuss anything
>>2510334Damn you're right
>>2510278Last skill Radiant Star. I thought she would be SS for sure.
Anyone up for a first rate only room? Minimum SS+ to join.
>>2510348Pretty sure center stage is worse than prudent by a lot.
>>2510334What Absol wants to be around that black hole of misfortune!?
>>2510350I don't have a single one since MANT started
>>2510350Open it up, but are you talking for CM testing? Only one of my aces is UG
>>2510350What is one (or more) of my umas are below SS+
>>2510350For CM?
>>2510251Moemon barely exists in an un-raped state nowadays, and Touhoumon got its ultimate version with PDP and no one is ballsy enough to try and really one up it. Yugimon hack is a few years old at this point, I think Digimon got a new one last year or so. Not surprising Uma doesn't have one since it'd mean making new sprites, even if you just make the Umas trainers and gym leaders and stuff."Someone" is "working" on this, though.
>>2510350My carefully crafted SSs can compete with your inflated stat bullshit umas btw
>>2510358>moemonWhat the fuck happened to moemon? I haven't kept up with that.In general, the Pokemon fangame/romhack scene is at its worst despite having better tools than ever before. It's like the passion's gone... which, frankly, given the state of the internet, is unsurprising.
Just got some good whites on this Rice, I can reroll the blue and pink later right?
>>2510364>later right?
>>2510351Oh don't tell me that anon. This was such a good run (by my standards).
>>2510369I'm so sorry to have to tell you this but center stage overpowers dodging danger and makes the combo worse.
>>2510364No, spark rerolls are at the end of career and are not retroactive. You can upgrade her at least with the tachyon spark event
>>2510382Ah that sucks, well at least I will have a Wit/Pace parent in case I need to mutate someone.
>>2510375NTA but what makes it so bad?
>>2510369Center stage is too good, which makes you move faster, which makes the time you spend accelerating shorter
>want to room>want to run>mentally exhausted so don't I can't be the only one
>Guts 1* Sprint 2* bad whites AGAIN
If a career dump were to happen. Which umas would you guys like to see?
>>2509386Equinox had godly acceleration, top speed, could swim his way through the pack without issues and had endless stamina, he could run in any position, he even front ran his Dubai Sheema Classic and won by like 3 lengths, his only "issues" were being a late bloomer (at 4 fucking years old) and getting fatigued plenty so he needed plenty of rest between races, and he still got 6 G1 wins in a row..
>>2510408Other than the two obvious answers (ines fujin who never got one and inari one who is about to release) i really wanna see a smart falcon one
>>2510402I mostly don't want to but that's because I feel bad about my umas. I really want MANT to pass. I am ignorant to if GL will be better or not.
>>2510408Daiwa, I don't even know what happens
>>2510412Some anon posted a full video on what to expect with GL. It seems very fun
>>2510408Before anyone else says Air Shakur I have already promised to do this on the day her banner drops
I wish modders would focus on improving the background textures. The trees and ground/grass look really bad
>>2510408Some of the early ones that never got one would be pretty good. Maybe a doto career dump?
>>2510414Oh forgot about it. Should be good to watch while doing this run.
>>2510418Crazy part is I could've sworn cygames said something about improving the textures at one point
>>2510425They did, at the very least they added some to Global at some point and its an option somewhere in the options.
>>2510326>Special WeekPikachu>Silence SuzukaEevee>Tokai TeioJigglypuff>Mejiro McQueenMilotic>Symboli RudolfEmpoleon>Rice ShowerRoserade>Taiki ShuttleTauros>MaruzenskyDonphan>Oguri CapTyranitarBONUS>Super CreekKangaskhan>Inari OneNinetales>Seiun SkySlowpoke>Daitaku HeliosGlaceon>Mejiro PalmerLeafeon>Tosen JordanClefable>Gold CityNidoqueen>Sweep ToshoMurkrow>Shinko WindyMightyena>Fine MotionShaymin>No Reason Aggron>Kawakami PrincessGallade>King HaloTyrantrum>Biko PegasusLedian>Daiwa ScarletQuagsire>VodkaLuxray>Tanino GimletHitmonlee>Meisho DotoMimikyu>Gold ShipArceus
>>2510402MANT exhaustion is the worst part about it. I like playing the game, I like running rooms, and I like doing other stuff but after 5 borrows I have zero energy to run rooms
>>2510047Rough translation done by me:Durandal has pride for making origami swords.Durandal can even dual wield them!(Hiragana and kanji for those wanting to translate it themselves:折り紙ソードを自慢してくるデュランダルしかも二刀流だ!>折り紙おりがみ>自慢じまん>二刀流にとうりゅう
>>2510431>Gold Ship>ArceusI can totally see it
Newfagish here, I wanna know how worth it it is to roll for tachyon over maruzensky? I have 30k saved up already and I dont really have a preference for styles, what do you guys say?
>>2510447Tachyon 100%hell I'd save 60k for tachyon
>>2510447Tachyon because she also gives you scenario bonus when she releases. Maru is for fronts only and kinda expensive, she also releases too close to Tachyon/Light Hello cards, so unless you are willing to whale hard, you can skip her.
>>2510447Word of mouth says Tachy is superb for all. Maru isn't bad regardless, but fronts love her, except Maru users themselves.
>>2510447>I dont really have a preference for stylesThen you want to roll on Tach, she's more generalist compared to Maruzen. There's also more Pace Chasers in general compared to Front Runners.
>>2510453>scenario bonusQrd?
Even McQueen is crying...
SAY IT WITH ME BROSNOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>2510467Fuck man I just installed Hakuraku..
>>2510467that faggot that runs uma.moe is going to get Hakuraku banned
>>2510467It's just scare tactics
>>2510468>>2510471They don't do anything to them users. You're good
>>2510474I think I'll play it safe and uninstall until the purge happens. I'll just go back the old ways and use notepad to track my placements. Fuck I'm gonna miss the faster UI/animation/text too
>>2510210It was just one of those out of bounds rumors things. Mew was in the game, yet could only be accessed via gameshark or other very weird methods so there was all sorts of theories about dumb shit to unluck them.In the early internet days there was just pages and pages of people's websites with pokemon "codes" that were complete and utter lies, a lot of them even had fake gameshark codes where you'd enter the code, go to the name rater and change your Pikachu's name to "Pikablu" beat Elite Four 50 times and it will involve into Pikablu. Dumb shit like that. In old games there was always speculation about what's over yonder, what's in the grass out of bounds and so on. Because of the whole pokemania thing and tons of the player base being retarded little kids, there was a lot of bullshit being spread around. This was worsened by the fact that some of these bullshit exploits were actually fucking real, like the missingno glitch which required you to talk to the tutorial trainer, then fly to cinnabar on the coast and swim up and down and then the item in your Xth slot will duplicate, and you'd encounter a glitch pokemon named missingno where if you caught it it'd bug your whole save file. That existed, so the fact that that was real led to even more crazy speculation about what other weird shit was possibly in the game. Mew is a mysterious pokemon, people wanted it, they figured there had to be a way to get it in game so lots of sweet little nothins formed around that in an era ripe with misinfo.
>>2510477You'll be fine anon, they're already done with the purge
>>2510244
>>2510467Didn't they already threaten this once? Nothingburger
>Only bring 2 SSRs>Neither finish their chainsSad but true.
>>2510402I've been like this for a while. I join rooms sometimes but usually i'm too late
+80 speed from greens or an extra gold skill (Furious Feat)? At final screen. Have maxed speed and Mile S of course. And Power.
>>2510492Furious Feat has a random activation, a lot of the times it activates too late to do anything. I'd grab the speed greens personally
>read about IRL Orfevre>cried
>>2510462if unity scenario bonus is anything to go by it's a few extra events with extra stats from them
>>2510492Is Furious Feat your only win condition? Then take it. Do you have other accels? take the greens.
>>2510492>>2510507K
Is there any reason not to gutsmaxx every uma for next CM?
>>2510500This is me but with Festa
>>2510510Depends, how much do you value your sanity?
>>2510510There is no reason to not gutsmax if you can reliably hit 1200 or close to it in every stat that matters (and you are also getting skills that are worthwhile at the same time), if you cannot then cut Guts
>>2510510If you hate yourself, have speed sparks, and have at least 400 clocks remaining, go ahead.
>>2510510I gutsmaxxed previous CM, and this CM. Only thing I can say is only do it if your uma comes with speed bonus, and if you're fine with attempting multiple runs.Gutsmaxxing is either highroll or lowroll. Nothing in-between.
I did my first "regular" runs today after trying to gutsmax every day for the last week and a half to 2 weeks.I will never Gutsmax MANT again the difference was night and day with just how much better the run felt when you're not relying on multiple triple rainbow guts trainings throughout a run to even have chance at non dogshit stats. Gutsmaxing runs make me want to rip my fucking hair out while normal runs at just chill as hell.
>>2510524That's why I stuck with a speed wit deck, but especially because I'm running fronts. Id rather fish for abilities and have more consistent runs than bang my head up against the wall. I've done enough gutsmaxing to know what it's all about and you need time and patience, and probably better for backliners anyways. Time is the ultimate currency in and of itself, you gotta value it
>>2510511Bro.
>>2510511>>2510541
>>2510541It was such a bittersweet story, I also love the fact that he did in fact calmed down and became gentle. Happy that he's healthy and doing well currently.
>>2509679https://beta.uma.moe/shame/422199343841Uhhhhhh... der/v/bros???
>>2509679>There's cheating in Horse Racing.>There's cheating in Uma Racing.
>>2510510Depending on your deck, you're basically trading 1-3 gold skills for a strong late race gamble
>>2510541I dont get it...
We have a G1 this week right?
>>2510569the one and only
>>2510561>Nakamaya Festa's owner was a woman named Nobuko, daughter of a horse owner who had yet to win a G1, given as a gift>Nobuko would visit him routinely and he loved her visits, actively looking forward to them>he performs well in his junior year, but is an absolute hassle to train>Nobuko gets diagnosed with esophageal cancer and dies>Nakamaya Festa is visibly depressed and unruly because Nobuko stopped visiting him, he's near impossible to train>Nobuko's family members would start to visit him and eventually he somehow figured it out and became manageable again>Nobuko loved France, it was her dream to see Nakamaya Festa there>despite not having won a G1 at that point, his team starts to look for L'Arc. Not out of any expectation of victory, but to honor Nobuko's memory>wins the Takarazuka Kinen, team confirms his trip to France>places 3rd in L'Arc against literally all odds it's actually unbelievable that he did this>Nobuko loved Violets>team named themselves team Violet for training>Umamusume Nakamaya has violets on his jacket
I miss uma irl lore dump
>>2510570
... Dahby?
>>2510570IM GONNA FUCKING SAY IT
why's she looking at me like that?
>>2510581Run
>>2510581Anon was found dead with a completely shattered pelvis
>>2510581I hope you have the funds to fix the hole in your office's wall
Alright anon, MANT has been a bit rough on some. So let's practice some affirmations, repeat after me.I enjoy Make a New Track!
>>2510587I HATE IT
sometimes it feels like I'm playing a completely different game from most of y'all here busting my ass off trying to roll for just an S+ and sure enough that actually is the case
>>2510587Erm you mean Trackblazer?
>>2510587I'd enjoy Windy biting my nose off before saying I enjoy MANT.
>>2510587I enjoy Making a few Snacks!
>>2510220it was being posted on alt.games.pokemon and places like that
>>2510590are you racing enough?
>>2510590Man if I had that deck I'd be busting out UGs...
>>2510587I FUCKING WUV MANT YEPPERS
>>2510220Same. I only knew about it because of doomscrolling reels.Although I never really got into pokemon trivias but I enjoyed playing them until DP. Was my last pokemon until the DP remake.
My oshiwife's singing started playing on my phone and the biggest smile appeared on my face
>>2510587Fuck this dogshit mode!
>>2510590Allow me to help anon kun>uma>scheduleJust need to know those two things
>>2510601gay
>>2510587FUCK BLUE BALLS MANTCHADS WW@
>>2510253same reason "master" code branches are now called "main" - retarded shitlibs who are worried about offending niggers.
>>2510601Straight and based
>>2510606i genuinely do not enjoy unity, i can tolerate URA for first time careers
>>2510590meanwhile I'm stuck with this shit
>>2510607Are you seriously implying its about slavery? Do americans really
>>2510590lol
>>2510612That were literally is the reason. Same thing as master bedrooms.
>>2510590That deck is SS+ minimum...
>>2510612Probably is like how VBourbon's "Master" chocolate was changed to "Trainer" for some unknown reason
We really need more card freebies.When's the last time they sent out a ticket?
>>2510612yup. if you listen to american black people, they still think they are under slavery despite it ending in the 18 fucking 60s and they hold a grudge over it. that's why there's been a concerted effort in the last 15 years to take down every statue and rename everything ever associated with the confederacy.
>>2510611>MLB speze ümaroller
>+15 Stamina>+5 Stamina>+5 StaminaStop>+4 Stamina>+8 Stamina>+10 Stamina>+15 StaminaI DONT NEED ANYMORE STAMINA PLEASE GO TO LITERALLY ANY OTHER STAT
Don't forget to get your daily Taiki star piece from the Yasuda Kinen
>>2510590Which uma are you trying?
>>2510624you get a selector during the next half anni
What did they mean by this? Is Early Start really that bad?
>>2510633Stamina is good if you miss out on early plancha activation!
>>2510651>Effect: Increase Target Speed (0.05)Might as well buy lucky 7. At least it might make a difference.
>>2510651It's too expensive for its worth
>>2510651Yup, early start is truly awful. Its just not worth ever picking up the white
>>2510612It's basically down to two fronts. Black Americans have a widespread militanty racist culture, and corporations in the west(primarily in the English speaking regions) have spent ungodly amounts of resources trying to institute what can most effectively be called corporate feudalism by leveraging race and class warfare.
JPbros and Keibafags, other than the obvious answers like Contrail. Which umas are you guys looking forward to the most?
>1 (one) non global white skill>estimated release date May 2028fuck this gay earth
>>2510665Oju chosan for me, one of stay gold's kids. Failed as a flat racer but then became the GOAT of steeplechase, he's the only steeplechase horse to get merch from the JRA and he was so popular he ran in the arima kinen
I don't care about how much time it takes the worst part of MANT is losing to umas with you have triple the stats over without being able to do about it. I've started dreading every race because it might eat up all of my clocks for no reason and ruin my run.
>>2510669I HATE ITGIVE ME TSURU NOWI NEED TO COMPLETE MY TEIO RUDOLF TSURU TEAM I NEED TO MAKE TSURU PROUD WHILE HE'S STILL ALIVE AND KICKING
>>2510665Liberty Island my POGchamp, Equinox the GOAT, and Kizuna because Logotype and Epiphaneia is under risk of being released without her. Plus more North Hills uma is always a good thing.
>>2510673You know I've never experienced this suffering so many of my /v/ros have endured as a front. Is it a backliner thing?
>the only 3* Turf + 3* Spurt parents on the databases have at most 24 unique graded racesI'm gonna glue myself.
>>2510677I get Niigata'd every other run. And God forbid you encounter one of the monster like Nishino or Digitan on a race where you are the single front.
>>2510665>Green Grass>Ten Point>Tosho BoyGive them to me and I can die happy
>>2510665Equinox soon surely...
>>2510683Not yet....there's not a single horse of the 2022 generation in the game yet, it will take time
>>2510678the available borrows are just going to get worse and fewer moving forward, right?
>>2510502She gives you a free midrace gold for mediums at the minimum
I wasn't big on star blossom but the kikuka sho race with Brian turned me. The dynamics at play are really something with the narrative being played by the announcer and the reality being experienced by Brian and her trainer. If they animate it it will go crazy and probably be one of the top races in the series.
star blossom mention
>>2510677>Is it a backliner thing?It’s the blocking mechanic. Even Paces can get blocked sometimes, but the farther back you are, the worse it gets because you can be blocked at any point in the race.There’s also the pace down mechanic. I honestly think neither of these mechanics should exist at all, the penalty is way too harsh. At the very least, it shouldn’t send you all the way to the back, it should keep you as close to the front as possible.
At this point I want to win plat mostly for the extra carats
>>2510703The rewards for winning CMs is like one 10 pull, you can't even pity a card.
>>2510702So the girls should just noclip through each other or what?
>>2510693Nah, there's no reason they'll get worse when people switch em all the time. You just gotta be proactive about finding them early
It's gotten to the point where having something bad happen early in the career makes me feel relieve because i have a good reason to glue the run.
>>2510665Ho O TrumpT O ElvisCroix Du NordAdmire Terra
>>2510665Admire Terra is the only current uma i care about.
>>2510711They just have the animation of prudent positioning, it's dumb that fronts get to skip 2 entire mechanics.
>>2510704Yeah, and a ten pull is a lot. The title itself doesn't matter as much as the carats. The extra tickets are nice too. I was gonna train for CM either way, winning is just nice but especially the extra carat bump
Is it worth it to borrow throne when it comes out?
>>2510728My point was that the amount of resources you need to put in cards in order to win CM consistently does not compensate the rewards for winning.
>>2510730Throne has a lifespan of a single CM, you will be borrowing it for sprintslop
>>2510723>They just have the animation of prudent positioningWhat?Anyway, pace up/down modes get a rework at 1.5 anni and fronts have their own problems that backliners don't worry about. Late starts can delete them from the game, for instance. Running only one deletes them from the game.
My spe looks weird bros
>>2510730It's ok I guess. It has good energy events and gives prudent positioning.If it came out at the start of MANT you'd use it every CM because of gold medium corners.
>>2510736But I win CMs consistently and I've got a pretty so-so deck. If I have the umas I want, I don't mind rolling on cards when it matters so I can make my current umas stronger. Not like i'm whaling on cards. Think about it this way, you feel like you would miss out if you didn't do your daily right? That's just a few carats every day, but it adds up. If you didn't get your monthly club carats, that would suck too. It's not gonna make or break you but every little bit counts. If I lose the CM not like i'm gonna cry about it but winning is nice, not necessarily for the glory but for the extra rewards. And it's also just >fun to work towards something. If there was no CMs, doing runs every day would feel much more aimless as I wouldn't really have anything to work for
I am so down bad for narita brian, I kinda wish I didn't have seiun so I could roll on the rerun
>>2510747Just wait for her alt, it's crazy strong apparently
>>2510738>pace up/down modes get a rework at 1.5 anniGood> Late starts can delete them from the game, for instance. Late start affects everyone, even Ends can sometimes never catch up to their own backline or get blocked by other ends forever because of a late start. Fronts have Groundwork and TTL, a late start does hurt but it hurts everyone, it's not just a front downside.>Running only one deletes them from the game.It doesn't, if the CM is front heavy you will most likely find a lot of front users, there is also nothing stopping you from running 2 Fronts and completely fixing this problem. no need waste SP or a card slot, just bring another front, they are strong anyway, so you should do it anyway. In fact, just give all your fronts Speed eater for Miles and secure a win.
>>2510747You either muster up the courage to hit pity or wait for her alt
>>2510750Yeppers, blaze brian is a serious threat for long CMs. Only got dethroned by summer cheval.
>>2510754I can't rake brian seriously when she's so tiny
>>2510757She's only 1cm taller than me so I can take her very seriously
I drained my luck for an experiment.2048 pulls on the simulator later, I got 51 SSRs, and 54 3* trainees.Free pulls are the only thing worth while.
Oh no, if I start gushing over my oshi now I won't be able to focus on my sprint parent runs...
>>2510746You don't even need to whale, the game is so expensive that just getting to 1 pity with money invalidates a few CM wins if your plan is to stay as F2P as possible.
>sprint parent runs>I am still on Mile parent runsThanks for this wonderful Pink system game
>>2510757obligatory
Doing a Ryan parent run. Wasn't paying attention and skipped clocking the Kikuka Sho.>3* Power SparkAt least it was a 1* Late Surger pink so back to the grind.
>>2510769>The game is so expensiveIt's a free game. You don't have to spend a penny on it. You're making it about money when my post really had nothing to do with money but rather in-game resources.I don't need money to do well in CMs, I don't need to win CMs to do well in CMs because the extra rewards aren't gonna make or break me. But if you ask me why I want to win a CM, I like the extra rewards. I don't really care about the title and frankly nobody else cares what title I'm wearing or how many plats I won. It's fun to win, but also extra stuff is nice for winning. And if you want to make it about money, look at it this way. 1,500 carats is going for $20+ on Cygames site! So in a way, a plat is worth a lot you know?
>>2510782>1500 is going for $20+ on Cygames' siteI do wonder if Cygames has fucked up and put the price point WAY above what the demand is for it. I mean clearly they're still making money, so it's not a monumental fuckup, but if they lowered the price, would more people bite?
>>2510782If you are consistently getting MANT plats as F2P then you found the loophole. More power to you anon.
>>2510786>If you are consistently getting MANT plats as F2P then you found the loophole.It's not like the majority of people here who won plats were whales. You strategize and train your umas to win and pick good skills for the track. You don't need a fancy deck to do that. My best two cards are Kitasan and Finemo. I won plats with 2LB Kitasan before I could MLB her. Part of it's luck no doubt, but the other part was strategizing and practicing. If I was really serious I would have rolled more on cards instead of trainees, but you can still squeak out a win with a whatever deck.
>>2510785Chink devs have found a decent way of making people spend money on their gachas. Cygames eventually makes a few paid battle passes, so it kinda compensates for that.
>>2510785Isn't it something crazy like whales account for 90% of all purchases. Those "people" will pay any price so it makes sense to put it as high as possible.I don't think lowering the price of a spark from ~$300 down to $100 is going to make three times as many people pay up.
>>2510782>1,500 carats is going for $20+ on Cygames site!That is exactly my point..
>>2510785Well as I understand it it's priced in away to extract the most money possible. Causing a few whales to spend thousands of dollars must mean more money than just getting your average "minnow" to spend $10 extra. But like >>2510789 says, they bring on more passes so lower guys can pay $10-30 extra a month for pass systems rather than shelling out hundreds of bucks to MLB one card.
>>2510789I guess.Man, if I could throw away my morals, I could make a gacha too and get a bit of cash...>>2510791While you are not wrong, whales also do have a spending limit. It's generally considered bad form to make your patrons unable to revisit your casino because you wiped them out. There's a reason the penny and nickel slots were popular for as long as they were.
>>2510795>I could make a gacha too and get a bit of cash...I don't think it's that easy. There's a lot of gachas out there and they require a ton of upfront money, lots of planning. You saw how messy the launch was for Uma with endless delays, problems with the first season of the anime. The whole thing was at risk of being shitcanned. The original "yuri" trailer, whatever happened there. It's not easy to pull off a stunt like this and have people actually be interested enough to play it. CyGames got lucky in a lot of ways that it turned out as good as it did. The entire thing is a risky business model, banking on one small group of people to cover all your expenses. How are (YOU) going to keep them hooked to your game anon and differentiate yourself from all the other gachas?
>>2510795>Man, if I could throw away my morals, I could make a gacha too and get a bit of cash...You absolutely could. We're sadly living in a sad reality where consumers doesn't care if they're with effort or not. A lot of goonerbait gachas nowadays are mainly AI arts, and they SELL, surprisingly. Surprisingly because everyone kept saying AI bad but the instant it's goonerbait, they eat it.
>>2510800There's also a ton of attempts that go EOS, tons of slop that makes zero money, and the more slop that pollutes the airwaves the harder it will be for that to actually be a working business model. Tons of gachas with real artists and a shit ton of investment into them flop hard just like the concords of the world. For every success story there's countless floppy slops that you never even heard of. If you were savvy and smart (and lucky) you could pull it off, maybe.
>>2510802I kept seeing THAT gacha with borderline NSFW animations, and I'm 100% sure that's sloppa.I was just surprised by how many people were eating that up unironically.
>>2510797The upfront money isn't the problem. I, rather unfortunately, have many people in my family who I could depend on as wealthy investors.What I'd do is not much different to what Valve did with Team Fortress 2 and CS:GO. Make a good game, and then place a casino on top of it.Ultimately, while I think I could absolutely make a gacha game that, after surviving the initial months with a growing playerbase, I don't want to and frankly my time is spent trying to make a different game that can survive the initial months.I'll let you in on a little secret: You tend to see gambling spike as an economy collapses, and casinos rise where industry is falling.
One more borrow left and I can finally sleep
Man I've wanted to do my 5 borrows for like several days now and I keep fucking failing, I always either fumble or forget or just fall asleep and don't do them all. I need to do all 5 if I want to catch up to everyone Gemini but I keep falling flat
Here are some neat numbers.Top horses of all time according to total winnings in USD adjusted for inflation.The white bars are Japanese horses.This is as of a few months ago.By now, Romantic Warrior and Forever Young are above 36 and 31 million, respectively.Ebeyan raking in the Saudi money.
>>2510757She is just japanese, she is actually quite normal sized for women in there
>>2510747Roll for her alt then, you will also get a convenient excuse of rolling for a mets uma
>>2510823>mets umaLETS GO METS!
>>2510825Everyone knows McQueen would be a Yankees fan
Is this the run?!
>>2510829>posting the runRuinedBut seriously, youll overcap speed. And that wit is too low
>>2510829Sending you all my power for a 1200/1200/1200
>>2510825>CAM ON INGERLAND
>>2510829That overcaps no matter what you do. At least you only need to press wit the entire rest of the run.
Guess the sparks
>>25108402 wit 1 medium
>>2510841Glad I always finish my runs even if they don't hit Mile S
>>2510842Damn, not bad.Actually. Ive never really played End closers much, but for a end closer parent, what skills/spakrs are good to have?
>>2510845Straightaway spurt is End's GW, so it's not an amazing parent
>>2510845Spurt, uma stan, nimble nav would be my preferred sparks for end. Then the more generic corners/straightaways, slipstream, PTO etc. and obviously greens. Early start is nice cause daring is expensive.
>>2510845Spurt Nimble and you're good to go
OFFICIAL MLB TEAMS' UMA MASCOTDodgers - Grass Wonder Mets - Smart FalconYankees - T.M. Opera ORed Sox - Special WeekAstros - Rice Shower
>>2510867>Mets>Smart FalconWell, given the tenacity of the two, I say that's fitting, and a bit charming.
Would you ever give up a parent run if the inspiration is shit?
>>2510891If I'm rushing through my borrows and TP, yes. Usually when I miss sparks like Ignited Spirit Wit/Power
>>2510891I'm trying to make a viable milelet so if I don't get a mile spark on my first one i instantly throw the run into the bin
Blue Jays bros... our rings...
>>2510891For what skills? If youre making a front parent and missed GW from inspiration and dont have GW cards, then glue it, for example.
>previous on the OPuh oh
>>2510893>>2510902I do have a GW card but the stats are kinda shit in this run atp (so are the friendships) and I didn't get any of the interesting skills it has
>>2510891Nah parent runs don't matter whatsoever because its all random all the way down, you can have a UG parent and roll complete dogshit but a run where you couldn't hit 1100 in any stat can give you 3* blues and pinksWhites are whatever, ive stopped caring and just use borrows to supplement them when its time to ace farm
>>2510891Depends on the junior year, classic year till april, items, AND how many clocks I have
Whatever man, I'm gonna make a medium mun for Munday
>>2510913YESSIR! You did read her career already, right?>>2510908Id still finish the run, since youre already past 2nd inspo youre pretty close to the end anyway. Might at least get a good blue and pink for a grandparent maybe
>>2510919It was first inspiration actually, that's why I asked
>>2510919>YESSIR! You did read her career already, right?h-hahaThank you MANT
>>2510921Oh! Well then, perhaps not all is lost yet, then! And by the time the 2nd inspiration happens youll be too close to the finish line already sunk cost is a bitch lmao id finish the run, but i also dont have many good grandparents.>>2510923Nyooooo...i originally started these so more people would read Muns career, actually. After youre done with the MANT run, do hop back to URA and read her career there, its pretty good, and i want more people to experience it
>>2510923Go play Unity or URA. Trust me, you'll be doing yourself a favor.
I really need to start Acefarming, but I al just not satisfied without a Mile spark on the main parent, it's so hard to get too. But I won't make it to Gemini if I don't lock in NOW
>>2510926>>2510927MANT has me exhausted and I probably wouldn't touch career stories until GL.
>>2510932You and me brother...
>>2510935;___;Hope youll get to experience Peak in like 2 months then
>>2509376I miss him too
How strong is prudent positioning on a late?
>>2510950Doesn't really do anything
>>2510926What's your favourite part of her career?I joined the Munday race, but I did her career two munths ago and I don't remember it well.I think it's cute how Akikawa supports her.
>>2510919>>2510926I just failed the Jap Dahby, I think that is reason enough to glue. Massive loss to affinity
>>2510951Unfortunate.>>2510956What's up with the affinity system anyways? I never figured it out myself beyond grandparents + parents = affinity score, affinity score A + affinity score B = final rating.
>>2510956Yeah, failed core G1s is glue material>>2510953Aside from the cute/for (you) stuff like her Valentines, picrel, etc. One specific part of Machitans career i really enjoyed were the parts with the reporter. Really got me right in the feels.
>>2510962That one reporter got shafted really badly :(
>>2510957Final rating a shit, each parent and grandparent have separate affinities for the uma you run, and depending on these you'll have a chance to inherit a spark from that specific parent/GP. Each uma has a base affinity for other umas (based on race goals/style/idk) and that affinity gets increased with the amount of Graded races you win
So, with MANT races, how do you tell which races give you the best stats?
>>2510964Not him but what happened if the grandparent was the same as your trainee? Do you have 0 chance of inheriting those? Is the chance not zero but so low that it's effectively zero?
>>2510967You use either the prebuilt schedule for your compatibilities, only changing if a G2/G3 doesn't have a rival and another race on that day does, or you plug your uma into https://race.daftuyda.moe/ and dynamicly change your schedule which is way too much effort for minimal returns>>2510969You have zero base affinity, but grade bonus for winning races and such still works. You even have a chance of sparks hitting at zero affinity anyway, though it's much lower.
>>25109690 base affinity, i believe races add some affinity, but its generally a bad idea.Check out https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>2510962>Matikanetannhauser shuffles herself closer and rests her head on my shoulder.I was going to post a gosling pic before I saw your filename.
>>2510971>>2510972Most of my Front parents have Seiun grandparent so it's pretty fucked to avoid, is it that bad?
>>2510976If youre making a seiun, you wont be getting many sparks from that grandparent sei, but if the other GPs and the parents are good you can cope.
We race, to earn the right to race, to earn the right to race, to earn the right to race, to earn the right to race, to earn the right to give, ourselves the right to buy, ourselves the right to life, to earn the right to glue.
>>2510981Coping sucks... And I don't have much time to cope either damn...
This is the cutest scene in this entire event. Nothing else matters anymore, there's no way that anything further in the story could possibly top this.
We race because running is fun.
Oh my god this fucking run has turned into a disaster senior year, what the FUCK is this shit?
>>2510919>YESSIR! You did read her career already, right?Yeah, I dumped it too
>>2511015Based. Thank you for your service
Lads, LADS, gents, /v/ma during the World Cup. Imagine, it's in the US and the fats are invited so they can participate too, God I can't wait just IMAGINE...
>>2511015doing it right now, next race is DARBY in Aoharuwill enter the next Munsday race
good morning I hate mant
>>2511025Yeah I should get on doing my reun for /v/inning Derby
The game runs so slow without hachimi, holy shit. Sorry Danchou I'm not doing my runs until they start the banwave
Well, that was a catastrophic Mun run. At least I made it to the end in two pieces.
What's a hachimi?
>>2511034It's the tiktok meme from my favorite character, Tokei Teio.
EX-FUCKIN'-CUUUUSE ME!?>>2511034I think it's that weird LAN VPN service or something.
>>2511032That's the autobotting thingy isn't it
>>2511037>filenameKino! Mun FTW!
>>2511036
>>2511040I am now no longer upset over losing 8/13 of my senior races.But imagine how much higher that rank would be if I hadn't ended up with a losing streak? Oh well, guess I'm not seeing this again for a while.Hang on, I thought the gacha simulator was supposed to drain my luck. Did it just unclog some bad luck to let the good luck flow instead?
>>2511043Keep it up! Machitan brings good luck to everyone!
What?
>>2510251I've seen sombody make a fnaf mod, if that counts?
I don't wanna uninstall hachimi
>>2511054>she knowsWOE ARE THE GODDESSES, FOR THEY CONTINUE THIS RIGGED SYSTEM
What if umamusume is technically a post-isekai for a legendary trainer? I mean, think about it. In the anime and movies, we clearly see the stories of the umas relatively closely following the real life horses, with a few happier exceptions which don't really exist in the movies. What if a trainer was isekai'd to change their fates many years ago, and our character is living in the cascading effect?
>>2511055Playable or just a tease?
>>2511068It's just teased. Five Nights at Frickbears 3 mod. https://gamebanana.com/wips/100019There's also this, which IS playable. https://gamejolt.com/games/martindgrapesFnaU3/1057392
>>2511073 >>2511068There is also this game, which looks way betterhttps://gamejolt.com/games/fivenightatumamusume/1066924
>>2511080I was looking for that. Neat, thanks.Man, I really oughta work on my fangame again...
>>2511090Why not, Anon? Are you stuck in a rut or something? Or just don't have cool ideas
oguri feet
Oguri belly
>>2511037Ei! EI! Mun!
>>2511056Where can you see that notice? It doesn't appear in my game.
>>2511111whoa
>>2511056>more warningsSo nothing
>>2511119click the envelope in the lobby
>>2511056Nothing ever happens
>>2510581Lucky... She released after my birthday
Why am I still getting birthday greetings? That was four days ago
Teiobros? Care to explain?https://youtube.com/shorts/nwWw6xs_4BU
>>2511142It lasts for a week which is nice. You get time to see all the umas birthday lines for you
>>2511143How the hell do you people even find this stuff? Do you actually watch yiutube shorts?
Which Uma would you let sit on you?
My $ACT...
NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR ACUTEFAGS
>>2511187acute is very cute. she seems so calm (good image btw)
No reason to dump your umacoins anons. Absolutely no reason.
>>2511187I would let Ramonu use me as her personal chair
Talking about Acute, saw something about her valentines event: Acute gives you chocolates but she doesn't really understand valentines day so you surprise her after with flowers. She dashes out of your office with them in shock then proceeds to show them to everyone she passes by
>>2511195My feed wishes to bombard me with Wonder propaganda, but she comes out at a busy time for my wallet
>>2511195Oh. So that's what this was about.
>>2511196The algorithm has been compromised. There has been a significant burst of Acuteganda this past week.
>>2511212fat bird ryan......
>>2511187Can you niggers not stop with the cumbrained trash topics for a single day?
>>2511212Too many birds
>>2511212Oh no... Another bird
JIGGIEhttps://jiggie.fun/zRTH_d
Wonder Acute implies the existence of Wonder Obtuse
>>2511212uhh
>>2511228That's (you)
>>2511228>implying
>>2511236>Freedom Fries>FranceBurgerbros…
>>2511240I am more curious about Napoleon 2
>>2511240>He forgot they are called French Fries
>>2511251feno no! dont do it!
>wake up>5 borrows undone>120k pointsGoddamn, didn't realize the burnout hit me THIS hard
>>2509386He mostly pace chased but could surge from the back just fine. And then he randomly front ran against top level horses in Dubai, left them all to dust without ever being whipped and broke the course record despite the jockey letting him slow down 50m from goal when he saw how big of a lead they had. There's a reason Equinox is in contention for best Japanese horse ever, was the highest rated horse in the world in 2023 and became instant hall of famer. He would've been the next major anniversary horse in the game if the nepobaby didn't exist.
I come to all of you deeply humbled to ask what's the secret to winning the stupid ass niigata stakes
>>2511265Run as pace. If it doesn't work, don't waste your clocks. I'd only retry it maximum once. If you lose another race in junior, just abandon the run it's a bad career seed
>>2511265skip it or don't run a front (even E pace can do it better than an A front)
Why is restart considered a bad skill?
>>2511272Activates too late
>>2511222>train tannhauser 2* for mun cup in aoharu>get 3* speed spark>missed the jiggiewhat is the meaning of life
Good morning fine people, first question of the day is mile maven: I heard it had a big chance of doing NOTHING in this track. Is it true? Would that mean it's not worth it?
>>2511258not sure how others do it but I only do runs and CM preps while an event is up
>>2511278Third rate Taiki player here. I remember Mile Maven having a position condition of 4th place or higher(?), so against a front heavy team it's a dead skill.
I am so fucking sick of not getting rainbows after that 3 G1 gauntlet every single fucking run. EVERY RUN, ALL OF THEM. IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME.
>>2511278>I heard it had a big chance of doing NOTHING in this track. Is it true?Not that big, you should still take it. It has a pretty weird combination of phase_random (activates at a random point during the early race) and accumulate_time (can only activate after a certain amount of time has passed. in this case, 5)If you managed to roll an early activation, then the skill fails because 5 seconds hasn't passed yet.
Lads did something happen to the game? For some reason it's been crashing or freezing a lot more lately. Is it just me
>>2511284OH LOOK ANOTHER DAY OFF WITH NO RAINBOWS I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE FUCKING LOVE MANT
>>2511291some botting drama, and a certain group of people decided that the best way to deal with the drama is to obnoxiously bot even more. see >>2509679 >>2511056
>>2511295Will they finally ban the botters?
Dude holy shit fuck the spring tenno sho it's literally impossible I haven't been able to win any URA career that has it
>>2509679how are they even getting all these info off of the game? honest question
>>2511297You want 500-600 Stam
>>2511296For some reason I want to visit Tomakomai now
>>2511300Tbf, all that info is publicly avaliable. It's just tracking the amount of fans you get over time
>>2511297500 stam if your goal is top 3, 600 stam if your goal is top 1make sure to get at least one white recovery. last resort you can switch your style to late surger
>>2511306This guys art style is so simple but so charming
>>2511301>>2511304>>2511297There are 600+ stamina rivals with gold recoveries. If you want to consistently win you have to be at that level otherwise you're completely gambling on them missing their recovery.
>Lose race>G1 averseness>restart>Lose every junior year race>Waste clocks>Restart>Finally get to the second inspiration event>Don't get mile S>QuitThere goes my five borrows
>>2511306I don't understand what is going on with her bra/shirt, are those holes? What is the blue thing? Does someone see it?
>>2511309He's talking about URA and for the most part 500-600 is fine there
>>2511309he said it's a URA career
>>2511310Did you have fun?
>>2511315no
>>2511311It's the untied bow
Why is she like this?
>>2511317then what was the point of it all?
>>2511312>>2511313Yeah I'm new, not MANT level yet but I still appreciate the advice. You guys are really helpful it's shocking how well put together everyone is
>>2511320To do it all over again
>>2511319No one is allowed to beat her (except arima kinen), not even a pity win for her kid
I love Chokkan No Problem. Every time it comes on it puts a smile on my face.
>>2511318Ahhhh ok now I see it
>>2511322but seriously though no individual run of MANT is ever fun so like what is it all for? Why do we do it?
>>2511321Goodluck anon, don't worry we all collectively lost our shit during URA Tenno Sho Spring too.
>do nothing wrong>loseI don't know how you guys take this game seriously
>>2511325danchou... Please win a plat
>>2511332Anon I'm sure you're skilled enough to simply ignore slacker and pass all the trainings anyway through pure skill
>>2511332
>>2511332the one time this happened to me the slacker pillow just happened to be in the shop
>>2511332it's the perfect excuse to abandon a run, just don't tell danchou
>>2510553My club mate is pure of heart and deed!
Do other styles get a group like the nigekiri sisters?
The suspicious activity tracker is honestly a step too far
>MLB pic related because "bro, she's the Riko for MANT">it's absolute fucking dogshit>in fact, I've used Riko way more and with better results in MANTThis is the last time I get Gaslight Dancer'd
>>2511343It's the price we have to way to be freed from botniggers
yeppers
>>2511319You don't break Rudolf's record by letting others win, anon. Even if they're your own child.
>>2511307I liked this one
>>2511344You need it to unlock commander spe though
>>2509679So do we have any confirmed botters from /vm/?
>>2511355I don't think they're tracking A-rank clubs
>>2511355I think they mostly look at S clubs. Pretty sure everyone in an S club is tracked on the list
>>2511353nobody cares about special needs
>>2511306TL cant make an image TL at work, gomen>but theres no milk in the fridge!>trainer, where'd you get it?
>>2511327I just want to win
4 clocked the Mile Championship and now I'm out of redos. I just hate MANT so much. I'm still baffled that people continue to defend this dogshit scenario.
I have not seen this since the early URA days.
>>2511360I CARESHE'S VERY GORGEOUS TO ME
>>2511364Holy shit the incest
>>2511349THIS IS SO CUTE
>>2511364Holy! What did you spend them on? Whats your TT bonus?
>>2511361Hot, thanks
>>2511368I was tired of seeing the millions of monies lying around so i spent them on potentials, hint levels and silver support cards.>Whats your TT bonus?17.15%
>>2511364How the hell? I have like 12m monies
>>2511373>hint levelsDo people do this? Im just hoarding my books until Summer Suzuka cones out to spend on her.>17.15%Not bad!
>>2511374Hint levels are absurdly expensive if you actually use the books. You can also dump silly amounts of monies very quickly with potentials.
>>2511375You have more than enough books to level up multiple white skills at this point so there's no reason not to. Levelled up my Bourbons skills and will probably level up V Ines when she comes out. Maybe Rickey and Helios too
Who is the most Sneakers O'Toole coded uma?
>>2511378what
I used my hint books on XOguri's Hydrate and Triple 7
>Gold inspiration>Some stats, few skills, no medium S>White inspiration>Shitton of skills, medium S, arund the same amount of statsThe hell was that?
>>2511377>you have more than enoughMaybe (you) do, but after leveling two greens and one gold im starved for books AND friend points
Rooms?
>>2511378Gran Alegria
>>2511381Based
>>2511385>>2511386Whoma?
>>2511379It's 1 character that appears in ONE cutaway gag in Family Guy that zoomers have latched on to because of how retarded it is to create an entire character for such a specific """joke"""
>>2511374pic rel my entire roster is potentialed out even the ones i never run
>>2511389Mile-pilled uma. Raped Almond AIEEE Twice at Yasuda Kinen
MY BOOKS ARE ROTTING MY OSHI ISN'T HERE YET
>>2511346Yepper thighs save lives.
>>2511396Or not. Only once though, dunno why i thought 2 times.
Pakatube tomorrow, who is will be condemned to get carded out of wedding alt? Alegria, Gentil or Cafe?Personally I think it Alegria unless Cygames decides to make three alts, like they sometimes do lately
>>2511389The Queen of Mile, the joke is her race wear having distinctive stupid big shoes. >>2511396Allegria was there only once vs Almond.
>>2511405Most likely Alegria, but wedding dress with her sneakers would be amazing
>>2511405Wedding Grass Wonder
>>2511405I don't care wedding alts. My wife will never get one so I will never pull on these shit banners.
>>2511360I only care when she’s wearing a bikini.
>>2511405>hishiama>king>ramonuI'm not gonna make it
>>2511415They are all at least six months apart, don't worry anon, you'll have time to save up
>>2511415Those are all far away. Amazon is the closest and she's sometime next year.
>>2511410Because shes neglectuma, or does she already have 2 alts?
>>2511419The former.
>>2511405They should just hand out three alts.
>>2511420At least she didn't get carded
>>2511418About three weeks before speed EL SSR ;_;I had to skip base Hishiama for the Kita rerun and now history will probably repeat with Kita 2.0.
>>2511407Cafe already has three cards though. I'm surprised she's gone this long without another alt considering how popular she is.
>>2511409why did she get one alt at the start and then a mid one WAY later, then nothing ever again
This was the worst high roll run ever first Ug ever
>>2511425What if I told you that starting with Tsuru we will be able to have megabanners back, sorta
>>2511428>humble braggingfuck off
>>2511426Perhaps VA problems or Owners being assholes or anything in between, really. Anyway, Cafe and Alegria wedding would be dope. Donnas outfit already looks like a dress
>>2511424she did though
>>2511431Thanks for the (You)
Please don't let it be wedding Cafe because I already need to save for Bouquet and the new scenario bannerFuck me
>>2511430>we will be able to have megabanners backI thought that was a one and done thing.
>>2511439Dacchi...
>>2511439
>>2511405the bitch on the bottom right pisses me offher newmaness sticks out like sore thumb
I accidentally clicked a training with 95% fail rate thinking I already used the charm.
>>2511444uh doberbros?
>>2511440Sorta, to my understanding, starting with the sickly victorian child, each new 1* and 2* uma release will come with her own banner instead of coming packaged with the anni/half-anni 3* uma, and since there really isn't much of a point in sparking a 1/2* uma, you can spark anyone, I think, might end on the new yr like the megabannerIt is a loooong way away though
>>2511447Repressed girls are often into kinky shit
>>2511447Don't piss Dober off. She'll draw NTR of you and your trainee.
>>2511453some toreinas are into that
>>2511453But NTR is my trainee...
>>2511440That was gaslighting to trick people into thinking the mega banner was such a good deal Cygames never released another banner like it again.
>>2511448I'll finally be able to get base Rice Shower in two years time...
>>2511448>>2511472Those are a scam and I hope you don't waste your carats in them, the actual anni banner is so much better. And ESPECIALLY for a base game uma you'll be able to farm with daily legend wtf, don't waste it on Rice
>>2511475I dunno, I spent two sparks worth of carrats on a megabanner and came out 9 umas richer, it worked well enough for me
>>2511475>ESPECIALLY for a base game uma you'll be able to farm with daily legend wtf, don't waste it on RiceGold City's tainer-dono...That was a joke.
>have Flower as a grandparent on both legacies>still can't get her unique to sparkthis is pissing me off
>>2511475Eh, depends on what umas will be in these. If my choice is between luckshitting at 140 pulls, or waiting 2 months and sparking an uma, ill be choosing the latter
>skipped the Oaks thinking it was the turn before the Takarazuka Kinen insteadI cannot believe I just fucking did that. I even had the Mile S on the first inspiration, skill sparks were good, stats were good for that point in the run, and I just completely fucking threw it by mistake
>>2511478>>2511486You can still luckshit in the regular banner, and personally I'd rather have a bigger chance at Orfevre or CB (which I don't even know if they appear on the 2* banner, maybe they are only in the 3* one) than a full spark for a past uma>>2511472Was it an obvious joke? Did I become Tungsten? It seemed more of a comment really
>>2511487I failed Tenno Sho Spring because I got a rival with recoveries + Fatass Creek, still managed to get 1200 650 1200 629 1101, still sucks
>51 racesYeah I have no idea how to play MANT and I'm burn out of it already to even try to learn this anymore. Fuck it.
>>2511495How in the fuck do you even run 51 races without being perma awful mood? What the actual fuck is this monster?
>>2511489Well good thing Tsuru comes out during uhhhh....tsk tsk tsk....Kinda close to Orfevre bannerEh we got missions, we got anni gibs, I'm willing to gamble
>>2511495you do realize that its a completely useless uma right? not even worth putting in TT with that wit
danchou... I miss u...
My club is actually imploding inside and I am worried
I am not having fun. Why do I continue to torture myself for multiple hours every single day? And it's all for nothing too. Even if I finally get a run that's not complete dogshit and everything goes well I'm still going to lose the CM. What is the point of it all?
>>2511495You do realize that this is like a 1 in a million run with parents optimized to give you the most whites for ratepadding?
>>2511504Me personally? I am just doing daily runs for gibs so I can get more umas, I am content in Bozo leagueYou should relax, its only a game
>>2511512Danchou...
>>2511489Eh, if i like an uma enough to pull, i like her enough to spend a spark on her. If she happens to be a victim of circumstance, then thats that the 2* banner is for.>luckshitNo such thing
>>2511503memewhile my first rate club is discussing things of the utmost importance...
>>2511503Ive no clue whats going on in my club, and since our rank is steady i will continue to not care>>2511512Based
>>2511525This is SLANDER
Director..
>400 speed after classic summer>no clocks leftIf this nigger garbage event registered glue runs I would glue right this second, but instead I'll finish this doomed run and simply not do another career today.
>>2511525>my clubmateI am ragebaited. I now remember why i set club chat to requests only
Boy I sure do love when my 12 mile sparks with double circle affinity don’t hit once.
>>2511525>biwa
>>2511525>check club>it's actually my fuarking clubmate>posted it below the doomingFucking KEK, got a laugh out of me
600 hours on steam and i just realized you can use the arrow keys to move through the menus
>>2511557Glad you shared because I hadn't noticed either. Mouse started double clicking recently and switched to my phone after fucking up a couple big trainings
>>2511557And space for clicking. I think wasd also works. Plus it has controller support
>>2511567i've heard controllers also work natively but i haven't tested that yet
how come everybody says Spe should be bigger and sluttier but nobody says Suzuka should be bigger and sluttier?
>>2511570Because Suzuka should be flatter and more demure.
>>2511570Because Suzie is already perfect
>>2511570Suzuka is all about being front runniest of front runners, it makes sense for her to be aerodynamicSpe has half a dozen food related events
>>2511570>suzuka should be bigger and sluttierThat's nigger thinkingYou have eyes but you cannot see mount tai
>>2511570Suzucute is a Front Runner she needs to be aerodynamic plus if they make her bigger i am going to firebomb Cygames HQ.
I hate that you guys brought Pokemon up last thread because now I’m actually seriously considering the idea.
>>2511583>"trainer you're eating nothing but instant food! it's bad for your health to eat that much!"Release the nanofiles.
>>2511570Suzuka needs to be flatter and sluttier!
394409753944097539440975Cm room
>>2511578>Still saying this lie
>>2511583Is Fujin a feeder too?
>>2511583Fuck... I will draw Ryan gosling torena after i get off work.
>>2511597>airflow standing straight up>while umas lean forwards when they runRetard-kun...
>>2511591Nice digitan, those early front fights seem much more fierce than last CM for some reason
>>2511591>>2511616Digigoat
>>2511620Please don't start posting race results from this website, they are basically incomprehensible
>>2511600She's an architect
>>2511622https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=TP7kZ5F4xasmvmPbRNHTqmJtMaybe I should have linked it
>>2511622>uma on the left>stats on the rightThats it
hello may i join the niggata stakes hate club?
>>2511628we're full
>>2511622I like it. I would like to have my horses analyzed by the bot too but I was too slow to ENTER the room
>>2511626>DD double blocks two other fronts on startthings that would get you DQd irl
>>2511626>>2511627>>2511631The in-game results board is so much nicer please, I am starting to get tired of that site
>>2511636But it gives everyone fair tech that people other than us can use to get advantage of?
The game rewards you for playing URA
>>2511636Ok I'm posting it too
>2 days to go>zero inari propaganda
>>2511639It's not that, it's just visually unpleasant and cluttered>>2511642Thank you!
>>2511644Inari LOST!
>>25116442 days?!
>>2511585There's an artist that has a lot of uma/pokemon crossover stuff, just in case you weren't there for the wit check threads featuring it.
>>2511644Good, I hate fake hype like Ines Fujin got
>>2511644Inari one? that's old news.
>>2511644she's just tamamo gameplay-wise but+ big tits- dirter
>>2511625She didn't strike me as one
>>2511620>>2511626Did they stop showing win chance %?
>>2511659I only saw the Fine Motion one.
>>2511660>fake hype
Jig.https://jiggie.fun/IrPrCT
>>2511676Instead of jigging you should try jogging
>>2511660Fujin is my goat though. Were you the guy having a melty when people were talking about the girl that was released 1hour ago back then? I though that was some of the stupidest melties that have ever happened on this pseudo general, of course people want to talk about the girls when they are released, even if they are unpopular.
>>2511677instead of jogging you should try jorking
The Overlord of the Century's End. The Brute of Brawl. The Cultivator of G1s. The Duke of Domination. The Breaker of Blockades. The Fiercest of Chestnuts. The Barcarole of Blessings. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Hokkaido. The God of Dotos. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Shadai. The Road to the Top. The Sunlight of the Turf. The Overlord of Overlords. The Umamusume Pretty Derby. The Sultan of Speed Star. The Razer of Nakayama. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Rivals. The Swinging Maestro. The Savoir of MagnificenceTHE INDOMITUS PACE CHASERTHE PARENT OF FRONT RUNNERSTHE MIGHTIEST OF BIRDSTHE RIDER OF WADATHE OPERA O OF TMsTHE TALLEST OF THE TALLTHE WITGOD AMONGST WITLETSCHADpera THE GREATEX-MOST HATEDpera the GUILTYWINNERpera the CHAMPIONINSURMOUNTABLEpera the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEpera the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICpera the GLAZEEMOTIONALpera the MOTIVATORVELOCITYpera the HEADLINERPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGpera the INTIMIDATINGPOWERpera the UNBLOCKABLESENIORpera the UNSTOPPABLEREPENTANTpera the ENLIGHTENEDMALEVOLANTpera the RADIANTPOSITIONINGpera the PRUDENTALMIGHTYpera the INVINCIBLEVALORpera the DAUNTLESSHUMBLEpera the REGRETFULINVICTUSpera the ETERNALMAELSTROMpera the CENTURIAL OVERLORDRECORDpera the RICHESTCOLOSSUSpera the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHpera the MASTODONICOYNEIGHDESTROYERpera the RIVAL/V/MAPYOIpera the /V/MADACCHISEEDpera the FEEDERSUPERNOVApera the TRANSIENTOPERACHAD THE TMTMCHAD THE OPERATMCHAD THE CHADKINGCHAD THE LORDGRAYTHE CHAD OF CHADSTMCHAD CHAD OCHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTERTMOPERAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
-1000000000000000000 to $OPERA
>>2511682
>>2511628lateGODS???
>>2511682But my Centurial Overlord is called Doto...
>>2511644I've been involved with the propaganda for other umas but she's too much of a gremlin for me
inari would be better if she was taller
>>2511696
>>2511696This image applies to everything about your godawful taste
>>2511682IT SHOULD BE ME NOT YOU
>>2511660>he is still doing itKek, you lost neigha
>>2511677I'll be doing a longer session on my rowing machine tomorrow, that'll have to do.
>>2511682LOOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI?!?!?!!?!!??!
>>2511717This is what peiple say in bizarro /v/ma
>>2511708I mean, she does let her hair down in her alt...
>>2511721Literally unrecognizable
>>2511721megane threesome
>post on /vm/a tog et feedback>take a week away from Uma to do responsible adult stuff>do some runs in my spare time>do more runs this weekend>I literally have the same team because I couldn't manage to get anything better>only thing that changed is that Oguri is actually winning some rooms because the UG Taishins are less commonaieee help me first rates. If keeping Nishino in the team is the one thing I want to do for sure, what should I do to improve my plat chances? Keep ramming my head against runs to make her better, or switch Brian with another End? I have my own LB1 CB and a Guts deck, my options for End Closers are Brian/Rudolf/Cheer Natie>what about Gold ShipNyo
>>2511644>2 daysi am FUCKED
for anyone interested in the maths yesteday here is post for the awnser to one of the questions:PROBLEM: a particle is given a impulse which imparts velocity w and goes under acceleration a = -bv where b is a constant and v is velocity. What are the expressions of v =v(t) and x=x(t) you are working with one dimension.AWNSER:Answer:We know a = (d^2/dt^2) x and v = (d/dt)xSo given a = -bv(d^2/dt^2) x = (-b)(d/dt)xThe aim is to identify x(t), getting v(t ) is easy afterwards.We use physical intuition of how we expect this system like this to work and knowledge of how several functions behave. We expect this to start initially at an displacement ‘m’ (when t=0, x = m), then displacement changes at a fast rate before tapering off and settle at a final displacement. The function e fits this more than the alternative function sine or consine as the first order differential = the 2nd order differential multiplied by a constant and will give a value similar to a decay/’tapering off’ we are expecting opposed to sine/cosine giving a cyclical model of x(t). so a trial solution can be proposed:Trial solution: x(t) = A + Be^(Ct) where A,B and C are unknown constants that need to be identified
>>2511727Potential Woman or Gold Ship.
well, that's one decent Rickey grandparent
>>2511732PART 2:Now boundary conditions can used to identify these unknown constants.Substituting the trial solution into (d^2/dt^2) x = (-b)(d/dt)x getsB(C^2)(e^(Ct)) = BC(e^(Ct))Dividing both sides by Be^(Ct)C^2 = -bCDividing by C on both sidesC= -bThe trial solution is now x(t) = A + Be^(-bt)Now the boundary condition of v(0) = wv(t) = d/dt)x(t) = -bB e^(-bt)v(0) = -bB e^(-b0)= -bB = wrearranging for B to be the subject you get:B = -w/b
>>2511735PART 3:Now the trial solution is x(t) = A + (-w/b)e^(-bt)Now the last boundary condition we have is applied x(t) = mX(0) = A + (-w/b)e^(-b0) = A + (-w/b) = mRearrange to make A the subjectA = m + w/bThe trial solution becomes x(t) = m + w/b + (-w/b)e^(-bt)Factoring out w/bx(t) = m +(w/b)(1 - e^(-bt))andv(t) = we^(-bt)both give a reasonable model for the motion of this particle for t >= 0.
>>2511622Wtf why is the guy mindbroken by hakuraku still mindbroken about it. Is it a wit issue?
>>2511737>frontbroken>Hakurakubroken>NanobrokenWhat a freak show! Who else is there?
>>2511727These already look good. One thing is that the umas that win more often have Fast Learner, so you want to fish for that+Mile S.Paces and Lates have really low winrates this CM so just be ready for that.
>>2511743Patient zero: SUZUBROKEN
>>2511743Can't believe brokenbroken is still seething about the other -brokens.
I AM BROKEN
>three pace team is readyYep, yep. Can't wait to get fucked this CM.
>>2511101Less so stuck in a rut and more so split between a fan game, a strategy game, a project to make Lua interface with Windows directly, and a pastebin clone. And a fanfiction I've been putting off. Basically just too many projects going all at once.
>>2511644Does this count?
>>2511750>brokenbrokenbroken is awakeOh no....
I'm down for a couple of roomas if anyone wants to hostT. Lazy nigger
>>2511741kek, saved
>>2511644I am gatekeeping my fuarking GOAT
>>2511732>>2511735>>2511736Thank you mate, this will be a nice refresher of the subject for me
>>2511760Why did this make me laugh lmao?
>>2511682This is the /v/mapyoi anthem, we recite it when the sun rises
>>2511733Is Potential woman Taishin? I don't have her, I've started only a couple of months back and those are my only 3* options that can reasonably be mutated into Ends (I mean, there's summer Spe too?)>spoilerPlease no, she gives me the same visceral feeling of exasperation of people playing assholes lolrandumb characters in tabletop game that point to their sheet and go>but I'm CHAOTIC neutral, I'm just playing my character>>2511746I feel like I still have room for improvement, mostly because Nishino so far has won literally only once, compared to Brian that gets me a win once in awhile. She was who I wanted to make my ace, but apparently all the>Nishino will be great for CM14!was a ploy by Gaslight Dancer
checkem
>>2511773How come you tolerate you danchou being a man whore?
>>2511760>I thought of the same jokeTruly I am brokenbrokenbroken too...
>>2511778HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NIGGERS STILL MANAGE TO BE OFF BY ONE
>>2511778
>>2511778Face The Wall
>>2511778>fucking up gets on the slow boardI'm glad we kept a few Fukutards around for amusement after the purge
>>2511776Yeppers taishin is potential uma, shes an early uma that was sold as this unbeatable, unstoppable, unrestrained top 1 uma. But she's been gold ships janetty until today
>>2511778This is the funniest shit ever
>>2511708okay man have fun bringing out the stepladder for anything
>>2511778Missing a get in this board is actually embarrassing
>>2511769I do this partially to try to keep myself sharp, I don't like the feeling like I'm losing any of the skills I'm not using.
>>2511776Have you actually played her yet or have you just been staring at Reddit memes where the only thing they do is exaggerate the shit out of her chaos?You'd probably like Gold Ship when she's sleep deprived. She apparently acts completely normal and almost conducts herself in the same way as McQueen.
>>2511798>half the Mejiros have to work on being more dignified and ladylike>Goldshi is actively fighting against inherent Mejiro behaviorsAmusing, should be explored more.
How do I extract race data to use Haku?
>>2511798>only way to fix goldshit is by subjecting to the russian sleep experimentLol
>quickly falling into irrelevancy WHAT WENT WRONG?
>>2511809Taikis song being bad
>>2511798Nope, gave her a fair chance and played her career but she's still too much. Doesn't help that she has a few random events in other uma's careers/cards where she's a bit of dick, and all of her secondary media appearances also focus on her chaosshittery
Gutsmaxxed fronts are such a gaslight my winrate in publics exploded the moment I went back to a traditional build like everyone told me to
>>2511819it's not worth going through 5 layers of gambling to get something that is marginally better than regular fronts
>>2511819Fronts are literally skill based umas. As in they need a lot of skills.
>>2511822This plus if you're dueling as a front something went terribly wrong
>Puppy-chanHow do you respond without sounding mad? And with your dignity intact
>>2511819Ive been telling people during taurus that fronts want a traditional build its so frustrating when people don't listen! Glad you saw the light
>>2511827>sounding madThat is easy. "Without sounding aroused" however, seems impossible>keeping dignityFor Sirius im willing to part with it
>>2511827If I'm a puppy, then Sirius is my kitten.
>>2511827Sirius is all talk no game, she only succeeds at grooming the toreina until the end when he grows a spine and reverses it.
>>2511819Fronts don't have to gutsmaxx
>The absolute state of the 2026 Takarazuka Kinen rosterGood luck to Croix.....
>>2511819>front trainers are already waking upder/v/bros we need another layer of misinfo right now or they will have usable aces in time for the CM
>>2511846How bad is it?
>>2511816Personally didn't see her as that bad, but fair enough. If you don't like her, you don't like her.>>2511805 >>2511808I do wish more fanworks focused on how god damn weird this interaction is.https://files.catbox.moe/b7qh5u.mp4Also, I think this is proof that despite Gold Ship antics, her victims tend to still like her.
>>2511819Gutsmaxxing in general is a gaslight. Even if you're both a whale and a giga-tryhard you'd get better results with a more consistent support deck setup because you'd have a greater chance of getting good skill hints due to fewer careers being bricked by training RNG.
>>2511682someone needs to make a version of this that repeats long enough to make it between 1:20 and 6:20 so it can be played in jiggie rooms
Tomorrow is Super Creek's birthday
>>2511849My brother in umachrist they assembled the fuckin umavengers to stop him from getting the spring triple crown, unironically one of the most stacked takarazuka kinens ever
>>2511863>unironically one of the most stacked takarazuka kinens everI just think it's funny you say that, because they said the same exact thing about the Osaka Hai earlier this year.
It just occurred to me... Where the hell is the Oguri Cap daily legends race?
>>2511868Oguri Cap is no legend of mine
>>2511868She ated them
>>2511779We have a shadow danchou
>>2511875Nani????
>>2511868I ate those food
>>2511855I highly disagree, a traditional taishin build does not beat a gutsmaxxed taishin due to the dueling target speed buffs
Denny's sirloin steak.They didn't have T-bone. It also doesn't look as anemic as it used to.https://litter.catbox.moe/arm5lq3cuv7xbvk1.jpg
>>2511892yeah, ends absolutely benefit from the guts, lates too but they're kinda shafted this CM
>>2511892If a gutsmaxxer gets to duel it's like she has a speed ult going off, very strong.
>>2511902Fuck me those eggs look sad as fuck
>>2511827Sirius' puppies are so underrated
>>2511916Anon it's an egg
>>2511902Where's the giant carrot sticking out of it
>>2511892Not that anon, but Taishin (or rather, end closers in general) get to pick up some nice skills with guts cards. Bamboo gives a final corner gold (very good this CM) and Ayabe has Savvy and End Straights. Fronts don't get the same skill value from guts cards.
>>2511928It's not a carrot steak. I'd order one but they don't have big carrots here...>>2511916Over-easy eggs aren't exactly known for being photogenic.
>brainstorming Umamon stuff while bored at work>Spe, Teio and Suzuka sort of work as the traditional starter trio thematically>only get to be fire/water/grass with alts>BNW might work but Biwa as a grass type might be a stretchMan, this is hard.
>>2511941If Tropius can be a grass type, Biwa can be too.
>>2511937>It's not a carrot steak. I'd order one but they don't have big carrots here...Don't do it anon! Last time i posted about carrots the thread went crazy.
>>2511941>Biwa as a grass type might be a stretchJust play up the hair a bit, she's basically Tangela with a body attached.
>>2511941Water Biwa, Fire Taishin, Grass TicketBiwa evolved into water-ice because of her flowing, snow-white mane
>>2511948My idea was making Ticket water because she cries so much.
>>2511941>Sticking to traditional starter types for his shite fangameBiwa (Flying)Ticket (Rock)Taishin (Fighting)
>>2511951Makes sense, but consider her mood swings can work as seasonal thing for plants and her inner ears are green for some reason
>>2511952>Ticket (Rock)You're going to have to explain that one.
>>2510573He didnt finish 3rd he finished SECOND and missed out on winning by a neck at that, no one expected him to perform as good as he did back then.
>>2511952None of those typings make ANY sense
>>2510672He placed 7th in said Arima Kinen despite not being a flat racer and also managed to get 2 wins in flat turf tracks before it.
Daiwa Scarlet Expert vs. Seiun Sky Expert.Place your bets
>>2510665One day...
>>2511966The winner will be Bourbon.
>>2511972We'll see...
>>2511946I still can't figure out why that happened. Carrots don't even taste bad!Wasn't even the weirdest use of carrots I'd heard of either, for that matter. My mom uses them in her spaghetti sauce, in lieu of adding sugar.
What exactly made his sperm liquid gold when he never won a domestic G1?
>>2511978Good legs but small as fuck so they paired him with huge mares
>>2511978>Another fucking boy
>>2511967My HERO
>>2511976She's just so ichiban!
>>2510665Agnes Flight and Daiwa Major
>>2510867Why am I stuck with Ass Wonder?
>>2511034It's the honey milk drink that Teio is always drinking in the show. Hachimi just means honey as far as I know
>>2511986Your Destiny HERO?
>>2511967what is it with the Heart's Cry branch of SS foals all being obsessed with greys, Sundayman was obsessed with McQueen, Hearts Cry with Kurofune and now Just A Way with Golshi.>>2511991Agnes Flight is a possibility on the same tier as Real Steel thanks to the new Tachy SSR card having her bring up her sister in a convo, but im unsure about Major, i feel like its still possible for her to exist even if Scarlet says she has no sisters, they could do what they did with Aruvu and Rulership where they arent siblings but still have plenty of interactions with each other.The issue is that if you add any of Heart's Cry, Daiwa Major, Delta Blues, Admire Japan or Meisho Samson you are missing the Pui-shaped Uma from the equation. And you cannot ignore it, its like if the game launched without Special Week or without Oguri Cap.
>>2511978Dream Journey did really really well. Technically also saved his mother while he was it too. Then Orfevre came along and well...
>>2511503Not looking good for...?
>>2511941Turbo and Mambo would work as mascots similar to Pikachu and Eevee.>>2511997>Pui-shaped Uma>pu iDeep Impact?
>>2511990Last dude was in an Eden club.Next is this @VF Agnes Tachyon ExpertThese people deserve to be bullied by Scarlet.I like watching ____ Expert team trial showdowns with my pride on the line.
>>2510665>>2510672Yeah the more I learn about Oju Chosan the more absolutely insane his career is and he deserves hall of fame slot despite being a jump horse. He won G1 jump race 5 times in a row, he was undefeated in jump races for over 4,5 YEARS and won his last G1 at freaking 11 years old. He holds basically every possible record in jump races and it's very likely most of them will never be broken. It's absolutely bonkers that most race horses retire at 4-5 years old and then there's this one absolute unit racing and winning over 4 kilometer long jump races at 11 years old.
>>2511503>check club>yet another wuv you chainlooking good
>>2512005>Deep ImpactYesAlso does anyone have an update of what the list of /v/ / /vm/ clubs looks like so far.
>>2512005The one and only.
>>2511696They made her super tall in the first season of the anime, watch the scene with the Oguri v Tamamo v Creek eating contest, Inari One is the host and she's tall as fuck. It's very offputting
>>2510665Air Jihad was a golden generation member who got snubbed because of the name.
>>2512012
>>2512007When you don't use your skills, you lose...
>>2511977>Carrots don't even taste bad!Tell that to Logotype.
>>2511809>quickly falling into irreleva--- AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2511997>Sweep is STILL the only horse from the 2004 classics generation to be made into an uma, because apparently all her notable contemporaries are eternally trapped in "can't be properly adapted without Deep Impact" jailI wonder if that's why she's conspicuously one of the only launch-era umas who still doesn't have a roommate?
>>2512019Despite the doomfagging it's looking pretty good isn't it?
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 32889(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32889
>>2512025Shuttle will always be relevant to me.
>>2512027Everyone is going to make it, but not in the best shape
>>2512024Did anyone try feeding Logotype some nanners?
>>2512027Always has been.
>ShuttleNOBODY calls her that.
I'm not falling for the Mahjong propaganda.
>>2512027MANT is a survival exercise. As long as we make it across the line into GL, the rest is just details.
I had an Uma related dream that made me very emotional.In the dream I was a trainer of various umas but there was only one that was like the uma I was closest with, and I remember she had a fun, wild, energetic and kinda mischivious personality and I loved her from the depths of my heart like I haven't loved anyone in the real world. None of them exist in the actual umaverse irl, but I recognized them in the dream.Anyway they suddenly all start turning into bubbles, and the main uma I'm closest with becomes a huge bubble, bigger than all the others. I imagine that she'll absorb all the other bubbles into herself, become a massive bubble and then turn back to uma form, thus becoming a sort of "super uma". But instead all bubbles start popping. I think that my girl will not pop, but she does. I see very tiny bubbles and bits of humidity floating around and I think that they'll somehow piece themselves back together and return to me, but then realize this will not happen and feel a deep sadness and feeling of loss. A sad piano plays.
>>2512034We will when Taiki Blizzard gets added.
>>2512040Never ever.
>>2512030Some people are burned out from MANT, some might not bounce back so easy, but all in all the clubs are holding up pretty well.Remember in the beginning we had half the clubs and we felt lucky to get ONE to A. For people to sustain it during MANT and even for /v/mers to rank up is pretty good I'd say even if people are burning out. Just hang in there, the worst is almost over.Also I would say that there needs to be a distinction made between "doomfagging" and simply just complaining/whining/blowing steam. Imo doomfagging is "this game is EOS!" and "it's over" and blah blah. I.e. no hope for the future. But bitching about MANT sucking and looking forward to the day it's over isn't doomfagging, it's just someone biding their time until the low point is over. Something to be hopeful over, not really DOOMful.
>>2512035
>>2512045I bitch about MANT almost every day, as is my human right. I still like it more than unity.
>>2512039see you Super Bubble...
>>2512026Whats even worse is that wherever you look theres issues. If you tried to limit yourself to just classic racers from 2004 you have to avoid having people rising questions as to why King Kamehameha is not in the game, which also locks Delta Blues and Daiwa Major out.Still its not like they couldnt make her roommate a filly from the same gen, its just that...they are not that memorable, hardly anyone talks about Daiwa El Cielo who won the Oaks over Sweepy and Dance In The Mood would be the perfect fit and clearly is missing either because they dont think adding her in is a priority at the moment or something else.All Umas from 2005 and 2006 classics that got added are mares.
>>2512019>-144 spots in one day for Horse MD>at rank 4,400+Now I can see why the good doctor was worried. Is there anything we can do?
>>2512057>consistently trying to steal the last image spotWhy are Teiobros like this?
>>2512045Venting is perfectly fine and reasonable given what we're putting up with. Seeing someone else getting mad about the same shit often makes it a little easier to cope with personally. I kind of enjoy seeing my clubmates AIEEEing about shit rolls sometimes. As you said, there's a distinction to be made.
>>2512057I hate this picture. Its smug aura mocks me.
>>2512055It's not looking good inside
>>2512017>air jihad>Christmas altEven if he somehow made it into the game the trannyslators would have finished the job swiftly.
>>2512059Genuinely bad people
>>2512008But how would they adapt steeplechase to uma? What would his career even look like when the only race he ran was arima kinen.
>>2512066>t. """nice""" natie
>>2511212KINO I LOVE BIRDS
>was gone for 3 days>catching up on old threads>missed a lot of funMan this sucks, but one positive about /vm/ is being able to easily catch up to stuff
>>2512062Looks like they have about half a dozen guys that haven't logged in for days, but only about 2-5 days, so not the longest departure. They've always been somewhat low output even when they were logging in, but the good Doctor said even for them it was getting concerning. 28/30 now, /herse/ stuck at a 26/30 as well. Even if you axed the flatliners it'd be hard to replace them as of now, but then again, maybe they dont NEED to be full and can just go along as a B club. After all there's other Horse MDs that are C+, D, and so on, ours is technically the highest ranked one.
Mahjong?https://litter.catbox.moe/83mwrbaa9m2rxh5s.jpg
>>2512067>But how would they adapt steeplechase to uma?They did it with Mejiro Palmer. Read her introduction! Are you telling me you haven't considered Mejiro Palmer?
>>2512072Man with how much I hate having to read 500 missed posts after a night I can't imagine having to read several days worth of posts
>enter thread>dont read fucking shit>make the post I wanted to make>read the replies and chat around with my umabros for a while>leaveIt's that easy.
>>2511666Win chance % is only for the actual CM rooms when they've decided they've collected enough data to make accurate predictions
>>2512083I would do this but I don't want to miss any new OC.
>>2512080NTA I just quickly skim through it and see if there's any noteworthy posts like drawfag kino and OC
>>2512067If Palmer's unique animation is any indication, then apparently the uma equivalent of steeplechase is playing Fall Guys in real life
>240/240 veteran stables full>forced to glue if I want to do a single careerSo tired of this..
>>2512072Yeah I sometimes read the archives to catch up with what I missed. Also helps a lot there's a reply to the OP with the previous threads. Some are missing one though like this thread and 2 threads ago
>>2512028why is Doto not akagi'd
>>2512093Too powerful.
>>2511816Have you played Kita's career yet? Goldshi actually shows up as the wise and nurturing mentor alongside Vodka during the summer when Kita is getting down about how she's being overlooked for not!Duramente despite winning a bunch of G1s to remind her how much of a big deal winning a G1 is and that most umas never do it, was really well done.
>>2512096I still find it funny how her intro was all about glazing Teio only for her to vanish into thin air after the debutFucking deadbeat, my oshi would never!
I have to do 5 borrows todayI have to do 5 borrows todayOtherwise I am not making it to Gemini
new bread doko
>>2512104You don't have to do 5 borrows today
>>2512105Mmmmm, nyo
>>2512105thread doko?? room doko?? It's up your ass, that's doko.
>>2512104You can use up your daily borrows quickly if you just glue every run where you don't get at least 3 cards into orange by the time you get to the debut race.
I still don't know what doko means
>>2512083I do this too but I skim through the thread cuz otherwise I sometimes fall behind on meta developments. I didn't even know budding blossom was good on ends for the longest
>>2512105hmmmm where's the OP race war to decide the baker
>>2512112this is so fucking funny to readnext you'll tell me you glue your runs when you don't hit well rested on the first rest
>>2512113Doko is "where" in Japanese
>>2512116if you have to rest the run is glue
>>2512116Two sleep depriveds AND a random mood down?Yup yup, that's a glue!
I can bake in 20 mins when I get home from work, what uma?
>>2512117Oh that makes sense, both here and that other /vm/ thread I saw
>begin run>do my first training>event i get immediately after isn't the fast learner one>glue
>>2512105I could bake but I'll just copy the OP, with a different uma, and no extra on the bottom part.
The cool thing about borrowing Helios SSR is that you can glue the run the second you get agemasen'd
>>2512123don't care, just bake
>>2512121if this happens during junior year, unironically almost
>>2512123Creek or Zephyr, preferably both. It's their birthdays in nipland currently.
>>2512121mood downs are also another thing that people blow out of proportion, mood is very easy to manage and mostly inconsequential since you're racing most of your turns and mood doesn't affect stat or sp gain
Just failed a 2% in Junior early NovInto random mood down event into bad moodThen Junior late Nov had no rival raceGlued it.
>>2512130People think it's a joke, but it's not.Uma is a highroll game, and time is moneyCant waste an hour+ on a glue run, you just cant
but the fans
>>2512123I refuse to skip Hokko Tarumae. It's her birthday global that is america
>>2512138Unironically getting my favorite uma's expert title is the only thing keeping me from gluing most of my runs.
>>2512139Link a good image, and your wish shall be granted.
This is funny because this is exactly what GL is>Debut>Train with light hello>Don't have enough currency>Glue 5 mins in
>>2512135It can get really bad if you don't get a mood up from winning races or cupcakes don't show up AND you get hit with random mood downs every turn. It can send you to bad which is gonna kill your training on the few turns you do train. And don't even think about going into Summer with a fucking normal mood, you can't do that. Sometimes the game just fucks you, but most of the time it can be fixed by just racing more and getting the random mood-up. But sometimes it goes from bad to worse, like a race fatigue into skin condition into mood down into migraine type deal. If you're using the green juice you don't wanna be training at good or normal, you want cupcakes on deck and if you don't have them that's less incentive to use the item.
>>2512143Ey its five minutes, not inspiration gambling plus career itself is shorter
HOKKO'S FAT FUCKING THIGHS
>>2512138They don't exist, not until the run is finished. Not missing many fans from gluing a run in junior year. If it's senior year I finish the run on the chance that I get a crazy good summer training but by second inspiration you know whether it's glue or not for sure
>>2512107Why do you tell me that anon? Do you want me to not make it to Gemini...
>>2512147THEY AREN'T FAT THEY ARE MUSCULAR SHUT UP HOKKO DOES NOT HAVE WEIGHT PROBLEM
>>2512136This new run is so much better it's unrealstill four turns before debut, multiple triple-quadruple friendship trainings, Bourbon already gave me TTL, got hints for two X-corners skills, Falco just randomly showed up to give me groundwork.This run will NOT be cursed by me writing all this
>>2512147https://files.catbox.moe/p3lxn8.png
>>2512149I want you to not burn yourself outif you do five runs in your state I fear you're gonna turn yourself to glue. I tried that for two days and I can barely manage one career a day now
>>2512143>You got the songs?>No.>Restartvs>Dragging out a run to the second inspiration just to know if its over or not>1 hour long minimum
>>2512153>he posted about his run mid-runI'm so sorry...
>>2511589that can be arrangedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/c2xr32ca67y1gym5.jpg
>>2512155I have no Aces it's either that or skip another CM and I am tired of that shit
Mant is so bad one of my clubmates is going to kill himself
>>2512142I'm too indecisive to pick. I'll give choices insteadhttps://litter.catbox.moe/j3uekh4ql8bpwo25.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/d5pkhk5oge41io8t.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/zugycbomacs6n4od.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/j3uekh4ql8bpwo25.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7o3uoihy29h9jrq9.jpg
>>2512161You too, huh?
>>2512154FUARRRRK THICK>>2512159>cowprint>on a flattieThis is offensive, my culture is not your costume
>another dumb bitch newma OPfuck off
>>2512162First and fourth images are the same...
>>2512158got two more triple friendship trainings and an early lead hint before debut.the first pro shop isn't crapI can't stop winning!https://litter.catbox.moe/g1hardmejv7ttdx6.mp4
>>2512162>>2512142Dude half of these are smut they don't work as OP image
>>2512160You have about a week. I'd just do 1-2 runs a day and see what you get. Lot of people in the same boat. Who are you running? And I'll tell you what your chances are
36 minutes until I can start another runhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7vbd8dsscwf8v56r.png
>>2512138I got 300k with an URA Bakushin run the other day. It's not much but it's honest work.
>>2512166She comes out right after Wonder Acute, anon
>>2512167So that's why a link was missingThis catbox script reeeeehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1j9n6s917nuhi5cj.jpg
Did the jongy fill up already? I might be able to join in a bit if not.
>another lovely girl newma OPfuck on
>>2512171No TP refills?
>>2512169That's just Tarumae in general...
>>2512176same question as this anon
>>2512170>Who are you running? And I'll tell you what your chances areYou'll laugh, or you'll tell me I'm fucked, I've had to do a lot of prep and that's why I have started so late, I wanted to do triple front but I can add Ends (non-Taishin like Tamamo) if I am running out of time
>>2512179I have to save them for spark rerollsI only have 60 left
>>2512162Not #2. It will cause a riot.
Actually hokko is NOT a newma. She first got revealed along with the rest of the dirter gang during MANT
>>25121761/4 lol
>>2512162Go with the cake one
>>2512180The birthday pics aren't like the others anon, and you know that. It's best if we don't
>>2512182I would never laugh at you friend, only call you based for running your HEROES. I wont shame you for metafagging either. It's getting hard out here. >t. front teamIf you've been preparing, then you'll be fine. Just do some ace runs and see what happens, just don't overdo it if you're feeling fatigued. You got this anon
>>2512186Proof?
>>2512183Oh shit, didn't know you could use them for that, guess I'll save them up too.
>>2512190I agree. Let's just bake with Super Creek it's currently her birthday anyway
>>2512191>metafaggingI don't have any of the 2 metafag Fronts so I have to run Oshi as one and then use 2 that are a pain in the ass to build. I feel fucked, thanks for not laughing, but you can tell me that I am fucked, because I feel fucked
>>2512187oho 3/4 we might be back
>>2512194>Hokko Tarumae, May 26>Super Creek, May 27>Yamanin Zephyr, May 27>Marvelous Sunday, May 31bros...
>>2512194Yeah I agree with Creek OP, ex-queen deserves some love (since she is totally useless in MANT)
>>2512028>328893/4 now, come surrender your soul to the devil!
>Umas have to read a dozen and a half hint books to understand something>But they get the same effect if it's just told to themWhy are they so book dumb?
>>2512169>smutanon do you gasp dramatically and faint in shock at the sight of an exposed ankle
>>2512198>Marvelous Sunday, May 31>May 31 is a Sunday this yearMarvelous
>>2512201Welp started now.
>>2512195Oh I'm intentionally gimping myself this time. I have S. Maru and V. Bourbon but I'm choosing to run weaker fronts just because I dont know, I like em more and I've run S. Maru a bunch in the past, and I just wanna run different umas is all. If you build up strong, they'll do fine. I've done some tests already and they're not amazing or anything but we're doing okay. Didn't put a ton of work into this team, just a couple Ace runs a day if that, decent amount of parent breeding but they're all kinda shit. Not gonna tell you lies and say it will be easy with all those Clankers running around. You gotta build em strong, but just don't worry about it so much. Any front team should do decently so long as you build up with the basic necessities
>>2512192https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/393390809/Here, hokko isn't a newma
>>2512198We're already late with Tarumae OP anyway. Let's go with Creek.
>>2512211If an Uma is not currently in the game RIGHT NOW then she is a newma, plain and simple.
>>2512212I vote Creek, bake it
>>2512216So are umas like inari or sweep newmas?
>>2512221No, they are in the game via cards.
This is dirter discrimination!!
Are the whale metaniggers burning out too or are they fucking immune? You know who I mean
>>2512223Yes, it is. No I will not apologize.
>>2512225Like edeniggers? A lot of them got nuked
>>2512228None of Eden were nuked
>>2512225>You know who I meanI don't and frankly I don't care
>>2512211>StarHorse4 collaboration from 20 July to 10 August.What is this
>>2512226The saint will hear about this.
My real oshi is Cafe but I've had another Uma as my profile one for so long.....
>>2512236uh why don't you just use Cafe?
>>2512236Are you me?
>>2512234I want everyone to hear it. I'm gonna say it. DIRTER DIRTER DIRTER DIRTER DIRTER
>>2512228>>2512232I mean if we, the normal people, are burning out shouldn't the people with 6 SSR decks and Ug Monsters be burning out too?
If ye burn out just do your team trials
>>2512225I'm not sure if i've grown stronger or if whales have gotten weaker but last CM felt incredibly easy and i was actually disappointed at the pitiful amounts of blubber i harvested.
>>2512243The thing is, with their 6SSR deck, even a lowroll run is an SS at most
>>2512243Sunk cost fallacy. They dumped likely thousands into the game so they're locked in. It's easier to let go if you're a f2poor. Although some whales do burnout, but I imagine it's harder for them when they have so much invested already
>>2512211>Daring Tact announced at the same time>Still not playable in JPI knew her situation was rough but that's even more fucked up than I thought. She technically isn't even a newma...How do Tactfags (who I'd assume exist since she has cards and such) manage the pain? It must be way worse than anything we global players have to deal with, since at least we get an estimate of when we'll get to roll for any given uma even if it's years in the future
>>2512254I've been waiting 1400+ days for tact, I'm used to the pain
ANOTHER PACE CHASER PINK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MOM'S GONNA FREAK!K!O!II!I!I!
>>2512254T-two more weeks bro! Tact is coming for sure!
doko bake
Who the fuck is Daring Tact?
>>2512263shut up
>>2512265A very daring tact
>>2512162SECOND
Uh oh. We're getting uppity without image slots
>>2512238Danchou will take away my Walmart greeter status if I do
Thought someone was doing the creek thread, I can do it. I just don't want an accidental double thread
>>2512261How the fuck have 80% of my parent runs resulted in PACE OR LATE SURGER PINKS? WHY ARE THEY MORE COMMON? THESE ARE FUCKING USELESS JUST MAKE THEM RARER OR AT LEAST THE SAME CHANCE FUUUUCK I NEED ACES
>>2512159Holy fuaaaaaaark
>>2512273you should mutate yourself NOW!
>>2512266you don't get it bro, i have a hillarious oguri reaction image you just need to see
I'm at work. Did a bunch of players get banned?
>>2512211Why did the old republic hate machico?
>>2512282Just Oy Neigh
>>2512272just wait then, that's already two separate people trying to make a thread
>>2512282I have yet to see one say that they did
I hope it's Hokko though
>>2512285What do you mean "old"? I still hate Machico with every fiber of my being.
>>2512168I thought my run was dead at the Japanese Oaks with only 220 stamina...>solo front>8th place>clock>6th place>clock>it will use more stamina, but let me try lucky pace>1st by 8 lengthsPlease give me mile S and some stamina
>>2512262She'll come with the DD2 expansion!
>>2512290We're global
>>2512291Why though? Explain
>>2512291Dacchi....let it go....she WON
>filthy type 5>never thought about drawing >before posting in /v/ma>now brought a drawing tabletI blame /vm/a for my financial decisions
>>2512294Darkest Dungeon 2 is shit tho.
>>25122985
>>2512298Better than being tricked into 40k.
>>2512298If you need any tips or whatever just post them in the thread. Wuv you!
>>2512299I liked the token system and the fact that i cant lose a lvl6 hero. Otherwise its mid. Bosses being full on gimmick fights anf the driving segments especially.
>>2512302How do I draw an uma?I tried this tutorial but I couldn't keep up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKU
>>2512300>>2512304Filthy...
>>2512301just get the chinese recasts for a third of the price
>>2512299That's a shame, I was thinking of giving the first one a proper go again after trying it on the easier mode. It's quite a neat game
So if pre global /uma/ is the old republic, what are we?
>>2512311Zoomies
>>2512307Draw a circle, then draw the rest of the fucking uma!
>>2512298What's a good drawing tablet drawfags? any personal recommendations appreciated
>>2512307We already had that discussion>draw a circle>heres your smart falcon>>2491353
