>Gemini Cup (Race starts on June 4th)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.png>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbMonthly Schedule (May)https://files.catbox.moe/v6dfqz.jpgRandom PvP race generatorhttps://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaPrevious: >>2514989
DirtGODS WON
Should I pull for the gremlin...
>constantly losing practice rooms with my acesGuess I'll be in Group B this CM
mant = nigger
>>2518392Watch her introductory chapters and then decide, or maybe wait for someone to do a career dump
Need a heads up on CM15.What are the accels for the CM?
>>2518402Festive Miracle or Angling.
>>2518392no she's not meta
>>2518409No other accels? Lates?Ends?
>>2518410>>2518392I will dickpull for my chubby shortstack
>>2518412oguri_cap_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh.jpg
>>2518416I don't want to run XOguri + 2 dom bots again...
negative PR for hawktuah taruhoe
Average parent run.
>>2518412pump+mpb as alwayswonder if late/end xog would be better than pace
>>2518425Does XOguri get 4 recoveries like CM12?
>>2518428no but you can chain pump+mpb+idk tether or some random late race skill if you're backliner
>>2518433Why do you need 3 accels?
>>2518434shake it out
>>2518434Because it's kino...
>HokkOPAnd now my angered soul can rest.
is one late and two ends good? i feel like this CM will be frontline dominated anyways
>>2518447No
>>2518447Yes
>>2518447Depends
Groove going to be useable in the upcoming Sprint CM? I don't have allot of options for sprinters and she's be the easiest to mutate for it.
>>2518448>>2518450>>2518452you fags aren't funny, everyone's seen that screencap from like 15 years ago
>>2518455You're not the boss of me now
>>2518455Sorry boss
>>2518453Yeah she is pretty decent
god chrono search is so ass
>>2518447It makes them a bit dependant on enemy team if you are using Kingus ult if you ask me, unless your End is your wife who you want to win as much as possible
the absolute state of card borrows
>>2518484Would someone do this? Create throwaway accounts to luckshit an mlb card?
What's the point of star pieces after you 5* an uma? Is there a way to spend them in the future?
>>2518489yeah? if you (and probably many others at that) need to borrow a card it's much easier to gamble on a throwaway acc than to wait until enough whales pull for it for any of them to actually have non-maxed follows
>>2518489yeah there are tons of accounts with no activity, a default Daiwa and renting out a MLB card/
>>2518491You sell them from storage for clovers, which then covert into a few single pull tickets or clocks.This never changes.
>>2518493Nah, i jest. I remember finding some account like that to follow when wit Curren just came out for the event points bonusHow many pulls/resources do you even get with a new account nowadays?
Comfy jig while I sift through my veterans because somehow the limit is 240 instead of 2400.https://jiggie.fun/5FxvKd
ENTER
Rooms?
>>2518498>cloversSo i spent 10 months to MLB my wife, and im rewarded with the worst currency in game? What a sick joke!
>>2518506
>smaller than a kid
>>2518518It all went you know where
>>2518497Doing God's work honestly.
>>2518520She does have some big buns on the back of her head indeed.
>>2518518>>2518520
>>2518523>>2518518Half of her bodyweight is on her tits, this is insane
>>2518484I don't have a single G+ in my borrows
INARI ONE PLEASE GROW A FEW INCHES TALLER
>>2518518>>2518520>>2518523>>2518528Glorious.
>>2518532I love breasts so much
Gigahagtits posted in the previous thread btw
I think I'm fucked for the next CMs, I'm at 78 clocks
>>2518536I have more clocks now than when mant started
where tf is everyone, i refuse to believe everyone here is employed, also i don't like pal cards being a carat tax in each scenario
>>2518549I have nothing to say so i'm not posting anything.
>>2518549Taking it easy to preserve my sanity. Praise be to Seiun, patron saint of laziness.
Inari's giant fucking shortstack titmeat
>>2518549We are always the slowest near the start of a CM. Most people have figured out their aces, done tests already. It's too early for the majority of posters to be making parents for the next CM since they're just doing fine tuning runs. This is literally nothing new, and yes actually a good portion of people that made the trip over to /vm/ seem to be employed.
some anons are getting a little too heated around inari
>>2518561>Most people have figured out their aces, done tests alreadyFug I still only have 1
>>2518549Been hitting a bit of burnout, so have only been doing one run daily and don't have much to say otherwise
>fast learner hat appeared in the store? okay trainer, i will now waste 5 clocks and throw every epithet race i can!glue or nah
Bourbon and Kitasan didn't finish their chains and the 1198 speed will forever haunt me, but otherwise I feel pretty good about this.
>>2518564I guess I should clarify that I mean people more or less have figured out what they're running.
>>2518570gwo that's very solid
how are you supposed to cope if your oshi is dogshit for MANT, asking for a friend
>>2518582You have fun in B or wait for GL.
>>2518582Same way you cope with any of the other numerous CMs where oshi gaming is impossible.
>>2518582Abuse your umas and run during summer.
Why is half the trainers in each club flatlining
>>2518590that's the way the carrot crunches
>>2518570Nice job. I hope she fares better than my Pama, since she hasn't been performing too well in tests.
>>2518582You believe in her
>>2518570How bad is it to have 2 PPs and 1 Dodging Danger?
>Go on twitter occasionally to look at uma fanart>There is fucking insane shitflinging going on at all timesIt's weird how this mongolian weaving board talks more civilly about the horse girls than twitter.
>>2518582I run her anyway.I ran Cafe last CM too, she got a couple wins.
>>2518603Post example
>>2518603do NOT post examples
>>2518603Spic umatwitter is funny. Westoid umatwitter makes me regret learning english.
>>2518603>>2518605Do not do this, no one gives a shit
>>2518603That's because you'd have to be clinically insane or a bot to be still using Xitter.
>>2518603>see any post in english>click three dots>"not interested in this post">see post in jap>click like>your feed is now all jap fanartFTFY
>>2518594I don't put overly much stock into tests, sure it's great to do well but at the end of the day most people are going to roll up to CM with Uma much worse than what you test against.
>>2518518Inari one is the second shortest uma in the game. She is 4 cm taller than flower
>>2518602It's not bad at all
>>2518604>a couple winsI need more.
So what's the consensus on creek? I saw some talk about it last thread
>>2518636as someone who was pretty mad about MLBing her, she's fine, she doesn't have an use in a lot of CMs but she's the best stamina card in the ones where you need her, you can bypass her by using someone with an innate gold but that narrows down the list of trainees you can use by a lot
>>2518636One of the essential supports. There's a banner with her and cocka ball in september if you don't have her yet.
>>2518603This is why if you see any post in english you immediately hit the not interested button and block the account. It also depends on people you are following because you will get recommended their likes and engagements, so just never follow any english account or if you do ,make sure it's a normal person and not some pol freak.
>>2518636I mean, Creek's objectively a high value card. The discourse was about whether she was worth crystals or not. And I would say yes if you're like 1 close to MLB (like that poster likely was if he was in position to spend crystals) so she had usable RB. My own creek's LB1 but im gonna try to MLB her this rerun with CB. You're gonna need her for and the arima kinen in GL and a couple in GM. Creek had value in Pisces and in the DAHBY during MANT so it's a damn good card
>>2518636She's good but I would save my crystals for other cards and level her up with tickets/her own banner
>>2518549I'm working so I'm just reading the thread and not really posting. I need to earn more money to afford Inari One.
>>2518636+ The best stamina support for a long time- You don't use stamina support that often
>>2518656I would do this too but I'd say she's worth the crystal at LB3. Really, it's all very context heavy.
I'm ready for her second reign
>>2518636Right now she's bad even for Mediums because using Power cards for longer Mediums to get Stamina is better since Power cards have more RB and good skills for Medium. I heard in GL you won't be able to use Stamina cards because of how the scenario works and there's no longs anyway. By GM you should have gotten her to 3LB or MLB with SSR selectors which is why people advice not using crystals on her
>>2518636She's a selector card. You'll need her MLB sooner rather than later
>>2518669You actually do need stamina supports for GL because blue sparks are the worst way to raise stamina in that scenario.
>>2518629Cafe will always be a long specialist who isn't particularly good at that so I hope you're rolling on a bunch of meta Late/End stuff to get those winst. used her in the Sprint CM
>>2518669>which is why people advice not using crystals on herI don't exactly agree with this, it's not fully black and white. I used my first crystal during the first half anni to MLB my own creek and that put me at an advantage on at least 4 CMs. She's worth one crystal if you already have her at high LB, or was since we don't have any more long CMs during mant. It's all relative to time, deck and uma choice.
>>2518654I heard that stamina will get reworked in a future patch, what does that mean for stamina cards like Creek?
I actually have MLB3 Creek and one crystal, I don't really have any other SSR cards that I can get anywhere, with...well there is LB2 guts Ryan and LB1 Wit Shakur but you know...
>>2518676What I heard people say is that you really wanna stack rainbows for GL so you'll run 3 Speed, 2 Wit and Light Hello most of the time. I've never actually played GL so I have no clue how true that is, before MANT started I thought Ayabe would be important and I've not used her once>>2518680It's just that there are alternatives for Creek, you're gonna struggle if you don't have Kita or FineMo because there's no viable cheap alternatives and you use those cards in every CM.With Creek you only use her in some Mediums and Longs
>>2518668nishino_flower_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh.jpg
>>2518689In this situation it would be better to hold your crystal since people are gonna be pulling for tachyon/light hello or summer maru anyway and you could hope to get spooked, plus she's got a rerun not too far away with Mr CB. There could've been an argument for using a crystal at the beginning of MANT since you'd get value in 2 CMs. But that time has passed.
>>2518692Just like ura finale, aoharu, or mant, your support deck layout changes depending on what stamina and skills you need.
Personally I shall just be borrowing (you)r Light Hello.
>>2518684Then she becomes even more important for long races due to Stamina Contest.
>>2518699Good luck with that cuz my Light Hello is probably gonna be LB0 or something like Riko was as I will be using half a spark on her bannerI will really need those carrats come Machan
>>2518692>you're gonna struggle if you don't have Kita or FineMo because there's no viable cheap alternatives and you use those cards in every CM.Yeah that's why I said it was all relative, there are priorities like kita and fine mo. But if you got both. There's a pretty good argument to just rip the bandaid off to make the previous stam check CMs easy. Not it wouldn't be worth it, back then it would've been if your own creek was high LB. All card evaluation cannot be done in a vacuum
>>2518699>Personally I shall just not have a borrow slotBorrowing the support card is only viable for GM (and even then, some styles heavily struggle without their own goddesses like lates)
I will say that having an MLB Creek I feel like I rarely get to actually use her, but the few times I did have to enabled me to still rent flex slot cards or NTR for giga longslop. I did use a crystal to finish her off way back in the first anni, and it was exceptionally painful getting spooked by her rolling on C.B.
>>2518692Having or not having Fine Motion is a matter of a couple of stat points. There has never been a case where Sneed Star was make or break for a build, unlike having access to recovery.
>>2518711W-will GM have a bunch of necessary pal cards?
>>2518711How important are the goddesses really? Like mechanically speaking, because I didn't have her at the time and I didn't feel like I got fucked in the ass like DYI
>>2518684More mechanics that burn Stamina. It's their way of keeping Stamina relevant as powercreep increases, both for Medium+ races and for "well I only need at least this much Stamina to survive the race and I can pump out 1000 guts with this deck too" in shorter ones to increase those borderline stamina breakpoints by making you lose Stamina before Guts kicks in
>>2518703You only need 667 pulls to MLB both tachyon and light hello on their banner on average, and that's not even counting pity. 500-600 pulls should be enough. Surely you did save for the next kitasan right anon?
>>2518717borrowbait goddesess with _0_ free pulls on them
>>2518711Okay then I wont use Light Hello.
>>2518518But of course does Tama have beef with the only person arround her hight. Even midgets hate other midgets
>>2518721 (me)And there are supposedly free pulls on that banner. 100 of them IIRC. You only need like 60k carats for that banner.
>>2518716>Having or not having Fine Motion is a matter of a couple of stat pointsFine motion has 20x times the value of super creek, and I say this as someone who would defend the usage of a crystal to MLB creek. It's not nearly the same, you use creek once or twice per scenario. You use Fine EVERY time
You know what this thread really needs? Tanukis! Post some cute ones, or ones you always wanted to post but never had a good reason to.
>>2518721>You only need 667 pulls to MLB both tachyon and light hello on their banner on averageThis is how many pulls it took me just to MLB one Kitasan, you overestimate my luck if you think I'm MLBing two who supports in the same.
>>2518727thisand no, finemo or no finemo is not juts a matter of +100 wit
>>2518721I have 20k carrats, I will roll for Machan, Pearl and Rob Roy, with hopefully getting Blaze Brian, Mr.CB, Hokko and Wonder AcuteMy card rolls will be half a spark on Tachy/Light Hello banner because you get free rolls there, a spark on Smaru/Finemo rerun and a spark on Ramonu wit cardOh I will also spark if I have to Gimlet who will be coming out soon afterI am in for a bad time
>>2518727This is the same as saying Biko Pegasus SSR is a must-pull for everyone because she gives more stats than Tosho SR.
>>2518717The goddesses are borrowbait, by then you should have a full power deck and you can get away with borrowing them. LateCHADS are fucked though cuz they lose access to symboli kris s and daiichi ruby borrows
>>2518731And I used 600 pulls on the kitasan banners combined and got a grand total of 0 kitasans yet 3 epsatonos and an MLB pasa. I've already used up all the bad luck in /v/ma, may you have good pulls sir.
>>2518728I dunno, sounds like a lot of workI wonder if there is a database with the latest one as the mega I have seems to have last been updated last year
>>2518726>>2518733It's 50 free pulls on Tachyon so if you're gonna spark you need 22.5k carats just for that banner
>>2518735You know damn well this comparison isn't good, the ONLY time you could argue about not pulling fine is if you have wit nature.
>>2518735I actually do have MLB Biko because I got spooked by her a lot and I hate when I can't use it. The +30 and +15 energy events are so fucking cash.
>>2518726>100 of them IIRCThat's kind of wishful thinking. People are expecting 100 but JP only got 50. Their reasoning is either "well I heard it was 100" or "Cygames learned their lesson and will give us 100".
>>2518728my Tanuki collection is pretty small, most of them are just Rudolf
>>2518742>>2518748It's so dober...
jp had 100 but it was 60/50 on good scenario banner and 40/50 on shit event banner
How many rolls did we have on Riko banner? 100? I think it was a 100
>>2518756Yes
>>2518756It was 100, but JP had 10, so kind of hard to compare.
>>2518756Riko banner was 8 rolls in JP and 100 in global, NTR banner was 50 in JP and 50 in global
>>2518760So its probably gonna be a 100, maybe
>>2518756Riko had 100 yes, in JP she had 10. The 1.5 Anniversary split the rolls 50/50. 50 card rolls in the anniversary banner, 50 rolls in a random ass support bricked banner. People are speculating they'll just do 100 on the anniversary banner because everyone hated the other banner and they never did a split like that again
>>2518766What's the brick card?
>>2518764>WhyWouldAnythingGoodEverHappen.png
>>2518728Yeah sure let's see what we have
>>2518767A stupid ass twin turbo guts card that is never used
>>2518728
Does tap dance have an english VA or why is there no typical jap accent?
>>2518781Some JP VAs can just speak English well, or at least a few words well enough.Listen to Kris S's "mission accomplished"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XjVUMzV_m4U
>>2518727Super Creek has been mandatory for several long CMs and extremely valuable for several mediums, whereas Finemo was only mandatory for Pisces, which was completely unique in how fucked up it was for F2Ps.
>>2518792>Finemo was only mandatory for every post unity CMFixed that for you
>>2518789You can at least hear she's slightly slurring the "sh" sounds even though that's really god for a jap. Tap Dance just sounds like a natural english speaker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6kwFkEMdE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MANDATORY TACHYON BANNER IS IN 2 MONTHS?
>>2518810I just recently learned we only get 50 rolls on her banner too. Not 100 like someone said before.
>>2518810Mandatory only for paces or if you don't have Kita, anon, calm down
>>2518810>he didn't save for the next kitasan2 months might just barely be enough time to save up enough for it though.
>>2518810Mandatory Pal Card Tax*They stop giving you free rolls on these so be grateful!
>>2518813Its 50-100 in the calculator. We won't know until we get there, I'm pretty sure KR got 100 iirc?
What's gonna happen to Fronts in GL? They can just get blocked by strong Runaways again?
>>2518827The runaways help the fronts doe
Skills are all over the place but maybe worth keeping around?
>>2518819>They stop giving you free rolls on these so be gratefulGaslight dancer what are you talking about, the only banner without free tenners is the goddesses one. Are you retarded
>>2518829That's only with bad runaways. A strong runaway isn't gonna die midrace and let Fronts snipe Angling
>>2518831Good grandparent material as long as the blue and pink aren't completely useless. Surely you didn't cut them out of the screenshot because they are, right?
>>2518777>Kitasan when he found out he has once again been booked for the entire year
>>2518814>Mandatory only for pacesit's an 80 priority card with speed bonus and scenario link on topGL decks are always 3 speed regardless of distance, style or bonuses, Tachyon + Kita are staples in every single one of them
>>2518846>GL decks are always 3 speed regardless of distance, style or bonusesCan you explain why?
>>2518810You got enough time to save up, and you can skip if you main fronts (still get light hello though, you cannot skip her)
Alright, time to grind the shit out of URA
>>2518863Where the fuck have you been?
>>2518840haha... 1* guts 1* pace
>>2518871She's dead, Jim...
>>2518858GIWTWM
>>2518871Dear god
>>2518851NTA but my guess is something to do with this
>>2518728How about this tanuki
>>2518885>guts raised higher than anything but speedI wonder who could be behind this
This brat needs correction
>>2518870I finished my aces before the event started, plus I'm a bit burnt out so I took a break.
>>25188511600 speed cap. Think how much work you put in to barely reach 1200 currently, you aren't getting anywhere close to 1600 off of two speed cards.
>>2518810Can I get 30k carats in 2 months? Asking for a friend haha
>>2518851NTA but, the way GL works is that more card types you have the more spread out your token gain is (which sucks), and you also want to hit 1600 speed (your speed gains are halved after 1200)
>>2518789I want to congratulate her on saying "Mission accomplished!"I still need subtitles when she sings though.
>>2518906Neigha you get almost 30k in a single month.
>>2518906average is like 22k per month so you're fine, but you really want to get 2 sparks just in case
>>2518896Ah fair enough then, good luck anon
>>2518906S-since Light Hello shows up in the Ramen scenario, does that mean there is a chance to finally have cripple sex?
>>2518906You can always use THAT
>>2518905honest to god that sounds pretty doable IF your uma has good speed growth modifier
>Post a character>Get an uma recommendationI'll start
>>2518798Finemo can be borrowed for everything other than Pisces because the only other support you would need to borrow is Mr. CB for the skill, and in that case CB gives you plenty enough stats.
>>2518969NTA but borrowing Finemo during MANT means you can't borrow NTR or other cards. You're at a huge disadvantage if you don't have her. I genuinely can't imagine how much harder it would be to get good wit without her, especially in times where you're only running two wit cards.I've never really needed to use creek but rather go the power cards + stam sparks method and have done fine that way. Not saying she's bad, I'd like to have her MLB'd but at 1LB it's kind of meh. Nobody asked but I'm not big on stamina cards in general though
>>2518924>cripple sexSort of? But she can actually walk and apparently "well," just not for very long.
>>2518905>1600 speed cap.3 giga speed cards making a lot more sense now
>>2518979So she's actually as fit as Riko?
>>2518851not a dacchi but adding to what other anons said this is what your average deck will look like for the first GL CM, having Kita, Tachyon and Light allows you to use your borrow for style specific cards, Creek also sees some use if you don't have an innate recovery
>>2518924Sugar lights is actually very for (You)
>>2518728another good >that's bait reaction pic
>>2518983YEPPERS BROS WE ARE S O BACK
The only issue with fucking Sugar Lights is the risk you make her a permanent cripple
>>2518983>Wit yeppersI hate that this is the only way to get NSM and loathe the idea of borrowing it
>>2518983>my 3LB Yeppers will remain usefulNice!>will have to keep using YeppersI hate it!
>>2518977Not being able to borrow NTR is a blessing in disguise because of how likely she is to ruin your career by not showing up for training.
Sugar lights isn't even a real cripple
>>2518888that is not a tanuki that is zakkoku rice
What's interesting about Speed Maru is her unique effect with training effectiveness scaling with the training level (+5 for each level for a max of 25 at lvl 5 training) remains effective even at 0LB. 1LB she gets her power bonusAt MLB she's got mood bonus, 5 race bonus, slightly better priority, slightly better initial friendship, and some more hints which would be useful for fronts. Still she's quite a strong card even at lower LB.
>>2518988She has arm strenght of a regular uma and you are more likely to get crippled if she doesn't control hug intensity when she cums
>>2519000That's cap
>>2519002How about now
>>2519009that looks like the tanuki style so yes
DO NOT OPEN ROBOT INSIDE
>>2518951>speed gains are halved after 1200Idk sounds pretty hard to do without speed sparks. Although apparently people are gonna run speed sparks because yeah, that's a lot more speed we gotta get
>>2518982A little less fit, but yeah pretty much.
>>2519016...cute
>>2519016
>>2519016Waaaait a minute, how do those rings stay attached to her tail?
How many TP refills do you guys have?I normally used to always burn through them but I've saved a couple dozen during MANTAre you saving them for spark rerolls? Seems like a good idea
>>2518979Yeah I know, but its funnier that way
>>2519026this post glows
>>2519026>Are you saving them for spark rerolls? Seems like a good ideaY-YES! That's exactly why I have 300+ TP refills!hahah...
>>2519032huh?
>>2519029Look at her go!
>>2519029THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
>>2519029ny-ny-nyo-NYOOM NYOOOOOOOM!
>>2519024Stop asking questions
>>2518986>>2518989from what i've gathered everyone but fronts can use NSM so yeppers might not be a bad choice, Inari is decently strong it might be worth pulling if you need to round up your Dirt team, Maya and Yeppers(trainee) have innate NSM so they're usable, there seems to be good reps from every style
>>2519034Just think of all the parents you can make...you will make them right?
>>2519045What CM is that list for? The next dirt I assume?>Shichi has a chanceNice.
/v/ thread is somehow not down yet.
>>2519024Magnets
>>2519051first GL CM Virgo rerun Ooi 2000
>>2519053...and how do THOSE work again?
>>2519045>No COguriBROS WE GOT RUGPULLED
Guts deck is magical. 3 fucking Guts supports, 1 speed, and somehow my speed is on 750 whereas my guts is only 600 senior year april, and this is an uma with 10% guts bonus.
>>2519060Sorta
>>2519052Janny probably mistook that thread as their usual goon threads or they're just asleep.
>>2519065There's a reason I dodged gutsmaxing this CM, even if I was forward to it in the past. For me it's just too much hassle, although once I get my main team sorted out I might make an end closer for fun
>>2519060Did you not study physics at school?
>>2519052>check thread>it's putrid dogshitWow you can definitely tell none of us are there, we were the best thing about that shithole. Seeing an uma thread on /v/ getting image dumped is so jarring
>>2519065I only ever had one guys deck high roll and it was literally the first one I tried. That shit is for people who have time to do 5 runs a day not my 1 run a day ass.
>>2519079
>>2519081It's strange how blatant image dumps are allowed but actively discussing the game isn't. I've seen this happen to multiple games now where all that's left is image dump threads, just thought that was interesting
>>2519081truly the worst place to discuss videogames
>>2519045Are people going to seriously still be running stamina debuffers?It is so easy to over stam now
>>2519093>2024rare proto/v/mian
>I have to wait 3 years or more to get bride cafeCygames pls, I have money, I can spend like a good boy
>>2519098we need to speed up global
My finger slipped and I bricked my run... I had a decent wit training too...
>>2519098I did her career for the first time yesterday and there was more supernatural shit than I expected.Like when Cafe helps you hide from the thing using Tazuna's voice.
>>2519100>One CM a week
>>2519093Holy fuck he had no idea what /v/ma would become, us being here is really such a string of unlikely events
>>2519107This would be lowkirkenuinely based. Total wagie death.
>>2519104That's brutal.
>>2519104>awfulJesusSpeed is good but that wit does look pretty dire, I'm sorry anon. It's hard to not fuck up during these long ass MANT runs. Take a break, have a glug of water
>>2519107that would be great desu, great whale equalizer
>>2519081At least someone is telling them about the murder machine that is Halo.
>>2519104If this was a mile S run I would have shit myself and quit for the day.
>>2519114We'd have no carrots for anything
>>2519111>>2519114You're crazy...not even NEETs would survive
>>2519095i'd take anything JP with a grain of salt but the recommended stamina is 750+1 which seems high for a 2000M track where you also get a good chunk of guts, maybe the calculations change a bit with the inflated stats
>>2519113Fucking NTR was nowhere to be found for a year. I had to sacrifice a lot of wit trainings to catch up on speed. I think I did pretty well for stats despite her. I'm borrowing her for the first time and I fucking hate this card.>>2519118It was
>>2519119it's like getting half a pull from dailies matters>>2519120parents would be shit but i'm getting goodenough aces doing only 2-3 runs and all the extra is spent on polishing the one i have most faith in
>>2519122Don't accel and velocity skills eat away at Stamina?
>>2519095>>2519122Increased max speed (1600 cap) increases stamina usage and I'm unsure how much random stats we get in next scenario so don't automatically count on having 500 stamina+500 guts for free.
>>2519120*Everyone* having no time to prepare would be fun, actually
Cheer Halo as an end closer with no gold speed skills at all, but 60 race bonus?End Closer with PoC but 55 RB?PoC and Daring Strike but 50 RB and no Firm Course Menace?Or perhaps just this late surger witlet or double circle misclick?Which should I try training?
>>2519131I would only accept this if they increased rewards by a substantial amount both for dailies and everything else
>>2519122Don't you need slightly more stam on dirt by default? Might be confusing this with power, but in any case there should be a table somewhere that shows the effect of ground condition on stam/power, and dirt has something even on Firm.
>>2519137>PoC and Daring Strike but 50 RB and no Firm Course Menacethis
>>2519137Daring Strike is non-negotiable. It's literally your win condition.
>>2519137The one on the right is probably better by default BUT you should remake anyways
>>2519141>>2519143Dammit, why's Mr. Coors Banquet gotta have 5 race bonus
I'm putting A Little Prayer on the jukebox again until you calm down anon
>>2519104Well it's still my best Sei ace. I'm not really convinced FCM is worth it.
>>2519070>>2519084https://litter.catbox.moe/4sixn7.pngSomehow ended up with this with 3 guts card. Guts work is truly magical
Okay so I decided to read Currens character story and...since when did she have a limo?
>>2519152>Not convinced FCM is worth itWhat else are you gonna borrow? She has built in escape artist so you dont need Helios who is only borrowed for that reason. FCM is great and NTR is a good stat stick, you just need to nurture her a little bit. Sometimes you just get unlucky.
>Gigaparents and double circle affinity>inspiration gives 0 skills, only stats>no mile S or turf SThis shit should be illegal
>>2519156umafans pays big...
>>2519161Glue eet.
>>2519105Same, the way anons were talking on /uma/ I thought cafe was a complete schizo, not that cafe was the closest to a ghost/Spirit Detective out of yu yu hakusho that tracen had while babysitting her trainer (you) through it, I was pleasantly surprise by cafe's story in the game>>2519131unironically this, the meta would be fucked and force everyone to make do with what they got, cygames will never do this but I would love it
>>2519172>the meta would be fucked and force everyone to make do with what they gotOr everyone would just make Valentines Bourbon because that's quickest path to make a strong ace in such a short time
>>2519156H-hey Curren, don't you think you are taking things a bit too fast?
>>2519181I don't have Barbin...
>>2519172I found Cafe's career surprisingly comfy, for the most part. Might be my favorite trainer-trainee dynamic of the ones I've read.
>>2519181damn it, you are right there is no easy way to solve
>>2519181People who would do this, already do so.
>>2519188By the end you might as well be married. It's a really sweet one. If Cafe were just what people saw in BOANE(ie a schizo) I dobut she would be nearly as popular
>>2519192There would be less time to do other things is the problem, but yeah it wouldn't be that different than it is now because everyone IS already doing that.
>>2518385Guys, should Gold Ship learn Daring Strike for the next CM?I've read that it messes with her unique's activation, is that true?
>>2519197That new alt helps that as well, my feed has been flooded with fanart of it
>>2519172>the meta would be fucked and force everyone to make do with what they gotWould it be though?
>remade my entire Falco lineage with more mile sparks, loaded with power sparks, more groundwork, better whites, and all MANT affinityProps again to the guy who posted that parent
Just lost to...Sweep Tosho, in her wizard outfit. That's a first
>>2519159Folks are saying Mile S is worth about 0.6L which makes FCM worth what, 0.3L? For 300+ SP? I wonder if it's a better idea to just spend those points on plain old velocity skills.As for what I'd borrow instead, this is like an average Scarlet run (still need to work on a better one before CM) vs my best out of ten Sei run. I'd rather just copy Scarlet's deck and take a better power card. Or borrow Fine Motion and swap Tachyon out for Biko.
>>2519207Will her time finally come?
>>2519216I'd say if you're not feeling NTR, you should just borrow Finemo. That will make it much easier for you to cap wit.
>>2519207PLEASE HELP ME I AM STUCK WITH FALCO TOO AND I CAN'T GET HER DONE
>>2519215brat witches get it done, funny enough I don't think I ever lost to sweep, my most recent loss was the derby to king while playing special week for the first time..my triple crown..denied...
>>2519201It is true but if you're up enough that it is messes with your activation you're in good position anyway
Is the ANGRIEST uma today or tomorrow?
>>2519236Should be todayAlso damn those are some big Inari Twos
>>2519236depends on your timezone
>>2519217She's gatekept behind all this prepwork, and even then getting Mile S and groundwork in the same run is a crapshoot, depending on how good your parents are>>2519228Here you go broheim824849152463It's got 6 turf sparks, and I think 5 groundwork? For your own parent you'd want an El, then supply the 4 turf sparks with the grandparents, then gamble for a mile spark on El, but that could take a while. If El winds up with a turf spark herself, then you can find a different Seiun borrow that has less turf sparks and more mile sparks I got lucky with mine and just with a 1* guts, 2* mile El that had some whites I liked. No groundwork unfortunately, might remake after some more trial runs but it's looking way better for me so far
>>2519197>If Cafe were just what people saw in BOANE(ie a schizo) I dobut she would be nearly as popularCan confirm. After watching the movie I just thought she was cute, and I rolled her since I wanted to see her actual story as the movie doesn't do much with her. After finishing her career she had made herself comfy on the throne in my heart and has enjoyed her time there ever since.
>>2519232So only one of them will usually activate?I don't have Kitasan either, I could just borrow her for PoC instead, would that be a better choice than Daring Strike?
>>2519172>yeah less time is the solution!I am begging you all to think critically for 5 minutes.Time crunch favors those with no jobs (neets), those with more resources (whales), and the dangerous irresponsible combo of both. Neets are unshackled by borrow restrictions since they have the time make their own full parent lines. Most of us have to slum it with a good rental with a barely passable homegrown, but the difference between 18* power + distance and a hodgepodge 11* power 2* wit 2* spd 13* distance since you have to compromise somewhere is massive. That's half the battle of making an ace.Normal players would have no time to parent farm, no time to experiment on decks, no time to do anything other than 35 shots to make 3 aces. Not only would it not kill the meta, it would only reinforce it. You have no time to make your C list favorites work at all. Time is what lets normal players to catch up, it is the actual equalizer.
What parents should I be farming for CM15?
Does sweepy get this during MANT or de we have to wait until GL?
>>2519227Capping wit is not the problem.I can cap wit on Scarlet with the same wit cards and she's not the one with the 20% wit growth.But NTR not showing up for training forcing me to click speed instead of wit more often is a problem.My HERO Biko Pegasus does not abandon me.
>>2519236Why is she so angry?
>>2519258Just do a URA run
>>2519257What style you running? Is that the sprint?
>>2519263eww no peasant scenario
Yuri sisters what the FUCK???
>>2519185i don't remember it very well but this happens because you encouraged her dream when she was a kid right?
>>2519268Chrono, kill this man
>>2519258I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>2519264No, it's the Takarazuka Kinen, AKA XOguri cup. I'm planning to run XOguri, a backliner (likely Diamond), and a front Dominator. Gonna borrow NYOpera for XOguri and Dober for my backliner
>>2519246>and I rolled her since I wanted to see her actual story as the movie doesn't do much with her.It's criminal how little the movie does with cafe, but then again with a cast this large there is no easy way to give cafe screentime when the focus is on Tachyon and pokke
>>2519271yes
>>2519258She doesn't get it during MANT
>>2519259Just borrow Finemo. It's the best borrow option outside of NTR since you dont have one of your own. You don't need a power card like that, there's no real decent ones for fronts. Helios sucks ass and is only good for escape artist which is null on Seiun, so I'd go Finemo personally.
>>2519258Pretty sure this should get disabled during MANT, just like Runaway and Ardan's glass leg condition.
>>2519273This ... is a bit erotic.
>>2519289
>>2519207>first inspiration>mile S and groundworkTHIS IS THE FIRST MILE S I'VE GOTTEN FOR FALCO I DON'T CARE IF THE RUN IS BRICKED BY ANNOUNCING THIS
>>2519255no need, after five minutes I realized my laziness and irl job would fuck me over regardless if we had more or less time (hell I already decided I'll just go to the open league because I got no irl time or patience to just make good aces anymore like I used to)I don't know what could solve this dillema really, but yeah less time would just make it worse regardless.
>>2519289WE shall be rolling.
>>2519261Me neigha, would you NOT be angry if you were 4'11
>>251925840 wit is nothing and ends barely care about late start if you buy skills
>>2519261Umalet rage, same as Taishin.
I require some background lore about the identity of the average torena of all /v/ clubs, from the titans of Oy Neigh to the humble sleepers of >my club, i am working on making a public announcement related to it.
>>2519310
>>2519281her later G1 victories and L'arc humiliation happen after Pokke's JC win which is where the movie ends, she's there to lose to Tachyon in the Yayoi sho, get injured and make a comeback in the kikuka sho so there isn't really much for her in that timeframe
>>2519295>Complain about shit runs>get blessed with good inspo>share a good run>insta-brickedDoes.... Does Shiraoki want us to doompost?
>>2519312Every club is a radioactive wasteland in dire straits
>>2519240Fuck that was the EXACT one I was using. I was only able to fit 2 more turf sparks in my main parent so I start with 8* and barely have any Mile ones (3* grandparent on both), El was a fucking whore and she only gave me Pace and Late sparks, I had to start farming aces otherwise I wouldn't have time, fuck I don't know what to do
>>2519314
>>2519316I don't want to alert you or myself...but Helios has already Agemasen'd me
>>2519312what exactly do you need to know?
>>2518888>>2519002Why doesn't Rice get to have any Tanukis?
>>2519295I'm sure this will be the run
>>2519325What are the members of these clubs like, what kind of culture do they foster? I double as both a bad danchou and a bad artist so i want a frame of reference to make a "persona" out of each.
>>2519324Before or after your previous post?
>>2519320Registration doesn't start till 31st, then you have a few more days after that. So I would say you do still have SOME time to make some parents if you're diligent. It is a crapshoot, a 1/6 chance it's a mile spark due to all her A affinities.If you can't hit Mile S, then maybe NTR/speed greens will pull you through
>>2519312the average oy neigh trainer has ten platinums and a ten inch cock
>>2519236I'm gonna roll for this gremlin and not sweepyjust a little bit
>>2519326she doesshe just has her own separate non-tanuki style
>>2519323How can anyone hate this chipmunk
>>2519330Der/v/ Identity is a mystery. They are a shadow hand that operates everything, and the after you start noooooticing, you wont stop seeing their influence/v/mapyoi is picrel
>>2519331Currently ongoing, stats s-still looking good
>>2519312/v/mapyoi is full of wuv you posters
>>2519344Kek, TOO ROUND!>>2519339I am still salty that she didnt spook me (so in about 800 pulls). Her mecha alt looks good, so i might spark her there
>>2519326I like this menace better
>>2519312If we're talking about the Reinhardt fleet, I'd like to think I'm close to Mittermyer/Reunthal level, maybe a little lower. Not at the top of my club, the best are there but I can challenge them and most of the other top rates
>>2519330>/v/ma are very fat and lazy (but very strong torenas except for danchou) because of all the burgers Taiki supplies them with>/v/mapyoi are OperaBirds with a personality cult towards danchou>Oy Neigh are jews>der/v/ are the shadow government running /v/ma from the background, think something like The Silence aliens or MIB, notice how all the fun races are hosted by them? notice how
Remember that Oy Neigh rigs the /v/ictory stakes
>>2519312/v/ma danchou has wedding Fine as his profile uma so even though he isn't my danchou he is my brother
>>2519342>>2519354SH/V/T IT DOWN
>>2519323I need a Taishin gf.
>>2519312>not much going on in the chat aside from a few stickers>see the regulars in rooms>not many victory or death stickers when CM starts>"probably not a lot of confidence this time around">finals day>like 10 people posting about their Taurus winsin awe at the strenght of the average oy neigher
>>2519354and what of the lesser known clubs? The rich history of /v/mers and /v/agabond (formerly /v/ooners), the legacy of one of the oldest clubs /herse/, the overworked doctors at horse MD, the mejiro fan club at starASTERstar, and last but certaily not least the beloved /hug/gers aka hotumaglue
>>2519373They take after their mascot
>>2519377Im from a different club, but god damn do i wuv Suzuka. Anyone in Oy Neigh is my My Neigha
>>2519383This is how I feel about Mejiros and Asterbros
>>2519312starASTERstar is the Mejiro club. You will learn to love the Mejiro family. If you don't trade medium shoes, you get sent to the Ardan basement. If you trade dirt shoes, you die.
>>2519383
>>2519312I'm actually a Nigerian prince, and because nobody is willing to help me move my money out of the country I have decided to invest in an Umamusume: Pretty Derby account instead. Once I have left the country with my possessions I will then sell the account to get recover a small part of my fortune. It's really quite regrettable (the loss is projected to be ~87%), if anyone here has a big heart I would gladly accept your cooperation (for a sizeable compensation, of course).
>>2519312>/v/ma Obese, uneducated, and loud umarican main character wannabe living in a run down umamart under the tyranny of king flatliner himself>der/v/Pedophillic kikes that control the world behind the scenes due to the ability to harvest the infinite fan count of ONE guy>Oy NeighChronically shitposting metafags brainwashed into a death cult of personality around their danchou>/v/mapyoi Knock off monty python sketch characters and the most universally mocked and beloved loser birds of /v/ma. Perpetually not looking good.>/v/mers Post-revolutionary dictatorship actively involved in multiple war crimes and genocides, engages in proxy wars with the other clubs>/herse/The TRVE heroes of /v/ma, a barely held together post-apocalyptic failed state surviving off foreign aid and the sheer grit of their irradiated population>/v/agabondTribe of nomads consisting of former slaves roaming the plains of old /v/ooners gathering resources to construct increasingly bigger heads that are presumed to be religious artifacts.>ASTERCountry sized manor and head of the Mejiro research department, where underneath the fancy feasts and elegant galas horrible unethical experiments and research programs are carried out against the will of it's inhabitants in pursuit of advancing Mejirology>Horse MDExtremely overworked and outdated hospital run by a living saint with half the nurses and doctors being terminally ill flatliners on death's door>HotUmaGlueNorth Sentinel Island
>>2519373>>like 10 people posting about their Taurus winsTHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THE BUILD I LOST TO WAS SO SHIT FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME
Why dies/v/ma trade pink shoes? Are they a little fruity?
>>2519374I am sorry, I'm not familiar enough with those, I know /v/agabond survived the entire internal war and rebuild but I don't know if they could still be portrayed as revolutionaries. Horse MD are obviously Dr. House saving the flatliners, and also very very silent and in the background. Maybe someone else can chime in?
>>2519402Actually fucking laughed
>all these trainers talking about their clubs>meanwhile I'm in the hunt for a new oneI just joined this thread recently (as in today) but it really makes me jealous seeing these clubs and the love on them when I'll need a new one after this month ends
>>2519402Top tier slander
>>2519402Fucking kek, one of the best posts I've ever read here. /V/mapyoi is so inherently funny dude I can't fucking help but laugh every time I think about them
>>2519418I heard /v/mapyoi is still looking for a member after that incident
>>2519418Bro just join us next month, most of them have open spots
>>2519404I've seen someone ask for long shoes once. Never saw him again after that.
>>2519408/herse/ was the domain of Grass Wonder. Has some stronger trainers, their economy was soaring during the Grass era. They've always been kind of silent, in the background. Eventually their danchou burned out and passed on legacy to someone else. They were once an A club, and on the verge of it again but MANT has been hard on them, and same goes for a lot of those clubs.
>>2519418What's wrong with your current one? I'm pretty sure there's a good chunk of dudes here in rando clubs
>>2519418>He missed peak clubpostingPoor bastard
>>2519418>daiwa imagedanchou don't let this guy in
>>2519418We oughta have a new spaces, don't worrysurprised we still get new folk, /vm/ is a bit on a barren side
I ran into the ugliest trainer ever the other day, and I could instantly tell he was from /v/mapyoi.
>>2519431Dude the clubposting greentexts are the funniest shit ever
>>2519236>>2518523>>2519334Inari One is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and tits. She's just walking melons with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her breasts, thighs, and pot belly. She's not an hourglass, she's a cow. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing Urara and the puppet from Marche's character and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Inari One being a forty pound pussy that grinds her tits on Torena's chest and bosses him around is 100% on Cygames. Her alt was actually MORE sexualized than her base version, which is astonishing since her base version is literally a an almost completely naked woman in barely fitting Kimono with sarashi covering her tits.
>>2519438You too huh? It's like a zoo out there.
>>2519418You better post a pic of how many plats you have and what's your daily fan quota, otherwise you're not welcomed here.
>>2519443what did I just read
I'm telling you people, that big headed /v/agabond danchou planned all of it, allow Great Danchou have his little revolution, whack him and then control it through Rice who works for him, all so he can coast off of fans of two clubs while hiding in a "shell" that is /v/agabond, why do you think /v/mers got a quota?Probably whacked his previous danchou too
>Gryffindor - /v/ma>Slytherin - Oy Neigh>Ravenclaw - der/v/>Hufflepuff - /v/mapyoi
>>2519402>HotUmaGlue>North Sentinel IslandYUP YUPWUV MY CLUB
>>2519453>he doesn't know the Imp Midna copypastaNewfags, I swear
You're kidding me.
>>2519402>/hug/ - North Sentinel Island
>>2519460Everyone knows great danchou faked his own death. To be the only of the clubs to get to A while all the others failed? it's not natural, something's not right. Strange cars have been parked outside my ho
>>2519442Does anyone have all of these
>>2519462>>2519442>>2519438>>2519431>>2519402My fucking sides dude, I love this place
>>2519479
>>2519448>0 plats?>100k a week?>yup, /v/ma it is
>>2519236sorry bud, but she's completely different in the game compared to cingray, her cingray personality is based on inari one during his race days, her ingame personality is based on him post retirement
>>2519402
>>2519497
>>2519497>>2519442Did all the clubs get one?
This image never fails to make me laugh.
>>2519430Well long short story when I first started I was actually part of a S tier club thanks to my kr fren inviting me to it, but then we both got kicked out to the tryout clubs because danchou kept increasing the quotas, which I told him beforehand I wouldn't even try to catch up and throw me to one of the tryout clubs he has (danchou has like 4 other clubs under his control which he uses to rotate the best members into the main one and kick the ones slacking into the lesser clubs).Then irl stuff happened, college, work, etc and I ended up leaving all that nonsense behind before joining a random B+ club which became recently a C+ one because well almost everyone is done doing daily runs or asking for shoes, obviously I still play but yeah I'm far more casual nowdays, I don't even roll for support anymore>>25194480 plats, one gold I got by a miracle, and I do one, maybe two runs a day kek
>>2519462
>>2519516This was once used as a stealth OP
>>2519523>danchou has like 4 other clubs under his control which he uses to rotate the best members into the main one and kick the ones slacking into the lesser clubsWhat the fuck
>>2519517I think this is the only other one unless I'm forgetting any
>>2519523>tryout clubs>4 other clubs under his control which he uses to rotate the best members into the main oneJesus Christ this is actual slavery and ego-feeding for barely any reward, do people outside of 4chan really do this? I can't believe how fucking lucky we are to have each other
>>2519532Oh there we go, that's the newest one
>>2519527>>2519529just look at eden
>>2519523>one, maybe two runs a day kekthats more than the average here
>>2519523No idea how you got into that mess but just join /v/mapyoi next month so you can be in a comfy A rank club without bullshit
>/v/ma got FOUR (4) greentextsThese fat greedy bastards can't keep getting away with it
>Have bought carrots twice now despite being at max affinity on everyone
>>2519523Just join us next month bro, you'll be fine
>>2519544Taiki becoming queen twice reshaped the entire landscape including everyone's waistlines
>>2519546The price of being retarded is high.
>>2519544Well it helps that they share their name with the community as a whole
>>2519556More like lack of focus. I've paused my run like twice. Fuck I should have stayed locked in.
>>2519553>everyone's waistlinesThankfully my ribs are showing now thanks to Oguri's food tax policy
>>2519546Been there.I'm just so used to there being one dipshit still floating around at blue way too late into the run.
>>2519546>power anklet in shop>could be to have if supports stack during summer>that was my 4th power ankletFUCK
>>2519532>children playing outside>hear screaming>umawife says we should flee north>Oguri ate the northI love this fat fuck so much, just need some drawings for her and she'll be in my top 3
>>2519271Noyes
>my best Falco so far>no Mile S Fuck it, this will have to do. All the others had either gw with mile A and turf A, or mile S with no gw/ttl
>>2519541Why would anyone willingly look at eden
>>2519569>5 cupcakes 0 climax juices>3 skin creams>5 cleat hammers but it's already senior year late december
>>2519544That's the problem with the /v/ma danchou. He can't even win a plat. You can smell the bias from a mile away. You get called gay if you don't like Taiki, everyone's okay with burgers, his club hogs all the funny greentexts, he mysteriously installs Taiki as queen twice despite not winning a plat. Yet he wants us to believe he's a real danchou. How else do you think he evades a rebellion? He's one of THEM, the der/v/ plants that run everything from behind the scenes. Wake up people, the answer is right in front of your eyes.
>>2519527>>2519529luck for you anons I had saved those screenshots, but yeah basically danchou made 4 clubs, but he is actually the leader of just one, but he delegated the other 3 to people he scouted, anyone he considers that not only meets but overachives in the lesser clubs gets invited into the main club he is leader of.His dream was making the main club get to top 30 which is why the schizo 4 club shit scheme he came up with, I always found it silly, instead of making a club he could have just joined one where they share his goal but he REALLY wanted to make his club get into top 30>>2519547>>2519543>>2519542thanks anons, I'm planning to
>>2519594>Going to a club with a discordThat was your first mistake
>>2519594What kind of ass cancer is this
>>2519594what the fuck man why would you choose to be in that
>>2519596Yeah, but my friend invited me and like I know the guy for 7 years already so I thought it would be fun to join, especially when he vouched for me and everything to get me in, not that it helped since we both got kicked out anyway kek.
>>2519594if my danchou ever spoke to me like this I'd rape him
>>2519580Looks good, i have a similar Falco that performs well
Does anyone have that one pic of kita with the ps5
>>2519469No Kingu sex for you tonight.
>>2519602Suzuka would not day this. Grass wonder, however, would say AND do this
>Star Blossom translations in spanish are caught up>Star Blossom translations in english are maybe only halfway through, release only occasionallyMan what the heck.
>>2519594Doing all that just to get less than a single 10 roll lmao. These guys aren't real
>>2519594GBF levels of making the game a second job. I will never understand these types.
>>2519609I can translate the scans from spanish to english if you wantT. Spicposter
HURRY UP TIME I WANT INARI ONE
You are very ears>>2519614NTA but please do, I love Star Blossom because it supplies me with more materials of my oshi even if she's suffering right now
You know this would've been kinda charming like a playdate if she was the size of Rice or Top Gun, but Curren's 5'1, so this is in an actual date categoryNow I know it sounds small to you, but you have to understand, the height of average japanese WOMAN is 5'2...
>>2519622I noticed that smaller umas seem to have bigger ears on average
>>2519609Spics are way more autistic about umas for some reason
Okay guys so I just finished my Falco. Stats look pretty good, should have enough stamina. I've got 155 points left, i've picked up whatever essentials I can, I'll list out my remaining options and you guys tell me what you think>Operation Cacao 120p>Left-handed double circle 77p>Leader's Pride 126pOn Operation Cacao, it just appeared by accident but it does seem to be front-oriented. Does anyone have any experience with it? I remember it being mentioned the other day. If I get left-handed, I don't think there's anything cheap enough for me to do with the remainder. Outerpost proficiency is there at 88 but I dont think that's as good as the aforementioned.
>>2519418/v/mapyoi has a slot open
>>2519640Oh and one more thing. I got a little unlucky during training camp. We got Mile S but...Speed is only 1166, so a bit far from speed cap. My single left-handed brings me up to 1200+, but yeah that's a slight boost to the left-handed double circle argument
I wonder how Star Blossom is going to adapt Rice Shower's fate. I assume they just show her getting really terribly injured, but I don't know how bad it's going to get if Sakura Laurel was already shown getting fucked up.
>>2519651Jesus, all of that from breaking her leg?
>>2519523>danchou has like 4 other clubs under his control which he uses to rotate the best members into the main one and kick the ones slacking into the lesser clubs
>>2519640pride is really good
>>2519640Its between leaders pride and cacao. Both are really good, id go with leaders pride because cacao has a very small chance of doing nothing.
>>2519640>>2519649either leader's pride or double left handed, if you're lacking mid race speed go leader's pride
>>2519658There's another problem with this Falco. Dodging danger didn't show up, so I'm not running the DD + PP combo. Maybe leader's pride could help combat some of that. I do generally run it, but I just wanted to hear what people thought about Cacao mostly. Let's see if anyone else chimes in
>>2519609If it's like what's going on sadpanda they're using AI TLs.
>>2519657Does anyone have the chibi falco staring like this?
>>2519651That chapter is going to be banned internationally because of all the gore
Okay that's enough procrastinating, time to read the event story
>>2519651Star blossom is kind of dark its really funny when considering the franchise
>>2519661>if you're lacking mid race speed go leader's pridewell I got double circles on mile + front corners and also double circled mile + front straights. Ground work and 4 greens, taking the lead, Curvature, agemasen'd so only fast-paced, prodictive plan, Ignited Spirit Wit, playtime's over.No DD + PP, no tail-held high, no changing gears. I'm leaning on going with Leader's pride, but idk i'm gonna stew on it for a minute
What do you guys use your icons for? For me;>Carrot - 9* Consistent blue spark parent>Vanilla Cake - 9* Different blue spark parent>Chocolate Cake - 8* parent with 3* Primary sparks for grandparenting>Rice Bowl - Parent to potentially save for spark rerolls>Friendslop Point - Imperfect but usable parent for aces, but no good for parent runs>Shoes - Aces for respective distances
>>2519651me when I lose a cm
>>2519688I'm still catching up with the previous event cuz I skipped it. It seems funny though so I'm looking forward to it. Think I might binge watch that into the current event
>>2519697I wish I was organized enough to do all that
>>2519705I liked the last one. Kingu supporting her daughter was cute and I liked the bit with Neicha talking about her fans
>>2519646thanks bwo>>2519611>>2519613>>2519602It was really a prestige thing, he wasn't abusive or anything afaik just really obsessed with reaching the top spot, danchou was already paying 50 dollars to a 100 to the highest fan earners in the main club even
>>2519594Jesus fucking Christ I love you guys for saving me from ending something like this, our clubs are probably the best in terms of earnings/comfyness, any normalfag stuck there would kill to have those conditions
>>2518990>>2518989>>2518986>>2518983NSM isn't even good. Just another gambly accel that's useless in 9/10 races.
>>2519623I love her, they'll never get me to hate her, she is so pure
>>2519723This but unironically, nimble nav is enough
>>2519697I hardly do anything that detailed.>carrot = decent or good parent i'll check sparks on selection anyways>shoe = CM ace for whatever distance>red rhombus = /v/ triple crown runner
>>2519623Rice is in the Senior class with all the other more adult horses, she's just a midget
>>2519697carrot for cm parentsrice 3* speedhachimi 3* stamchoco 3* powvanilla 3* guts/witdiamonds for previous cm acesspades for current cm aceshearts for whatever i might reuse laterclubs for potential cm acesshoes for 3* distfriend points logo for 3* terrain/style
>>2519697>shoesAce of distance>HeartHighroll or wife>Carrot 9 star parent
>>2519697>[distance] shoes [Distance] CM usable ace>rice bowl? no joke only now i see it. I always thought that it was just some blue-white symbol or whatever8*+ blue parents with good whites>diamondFor Satono Diamond>heartFor Suzuka>clubsFor El Condor Pasa>spadeNever
>>2519691I haven't run enough rooms to know how the average fronts look like but you have to focus on winning the first straight, since overtaking on the corner seems harder on this track, especially if you already have PoC and both corner skills.I think you're fine if you go left-handed but again I don't know how the average fronts look like in terms of midrace skills
>>2519725Well I wouldn't exactly call her pure, I agree with Smalco, she has certain devilishness to herBut I like her more because of it, more interesting that if she was just a moe blob
>>2519697I just picked some shit at random looking at it.>handshake is parent but also carrots are parents too for some reason>but also I have a carrot for the Rudolf that won my first plat>Sprint shoe on Sprint Plat winner Tama>vanilla cake on my second Taurus team>rice bowl on Nishino Flower because of winning fun rooms
>>2519594>All of this bullshit for less than a 10roll worth of caratsTop kek
>>2519697>CakeAce>Chocolate CakeDebuffer>RiceParent
>>2519697>ShoesPotential parents with sparks for that distance>Chocolate CakeTurf sparks>HoneyadeAce for CMs
>>2519609Just wait til I get caught up!I've been slowly translating it for the past 5 months to help learn the language, but there are only so many new words I can handle per day. I'm on chapter 21 now.
>>2519758>>HoneyadeITS CALLED HACHIMI!!!!
>>2519759Wait we got a uma translator now here too?Either way good luck
>>2519725No slander will ever make me stop loving the GOAT queen
>>2519697I only use hearts and I only put them on the Kawakamis that are potentially CM ace worthy
>>2519768This drawCHAD has the comfiest art style wish he posted more often
>>2519750Oh I am fully aware, I meant pure in the sense of all those umafans and whore jokes, they are so out of character
>>2519768This is one of the best comics ever posted here, it genuinely makes me feel warm and teary>>2519773I thought he disappeared
>>2519697>shoes: cm builds>heart: 9* blues stud>diamond: representative has 3* blue, but total is not 9*>club: notable stud that doesn't fall into the previous two categories>handshake: fun room build>hachimi: bespoke stud for a teio build>chocolate and strawberry cake: studs for specific cope builds that required raising strategy aptitude>carrot: generic don't glue marker, mostly sentimental favorites like first ever career clear
>>>Curren
>>2519697Carrots for good blues/parentsShoes for CM aces of that distanceCakes for anything else, usually >fun races that have specific requirements
>>2519750I don't really mind her devilishness, since ultimately she's always presented at having good intentions in the end. But I don't care for how repetitive her obsession with an abstract concept like "cute" is. When cute is the only word she ever uses for her goals it starts feeling shallow and one-note.
Curren was never my queen.
>>2519760That's weird. Teio says HONEYADE in my game...
>>2519775Yeah that's fair enough, I am quite fond of her, not fond enough to roll for the alt, but stillShine bright, Currenbro! they are just jealous their faves didn't get a wedding alt lmao
>>2519778>I thought he disappearedBro he posted like 2 weeks ago
>>2519780I have never played Wordle.
>he isn't rollan
>>2519792Is that really the best inariganda you got?
>>2519633I think it's more so a case of the South American fans being used to having to translate shit themselves because historically so few have given a crap about that region.>>2519689I wonder if they actually bet on the umas in Star Blossom.Is this where Stego comes from?
>>2519697Diamonds: Team TrialsClubs: Former TT, now fodder for transfer requestsShoes: Distance, but not suited for TTHands: ParentsChoco cake: Debuffer Carrot: Whatever I'm gonna use on the ongoing CM
>>2519792ew my kids will be fucking midgets
>>2519792I AM rollan though
>Turns umas into umabrides every yearIs she our HERO?
>>2519792HELL YEAH MF
>>2519780Am I good enough at Umaguessr for Curren?Spoilered in case someone plays too
>>2519594Cringe, but I've seen worse..
>>2519792I'm hoping that I luckshit so many uma when I'm pulling on Machan's banner because I DO NOT have the carrots for this shit.
>>2519697Ace of Spades on Taiki and Gold City
>>2519760
>>2519787wtf how did I miss that
Yeah, you shouldn't roll for Inari One. I want her all to myself.
>>2519794Inaribros are not propagandists, the more we keep her to ourselves the better. Only a TRVE ruler from edo knows what peak is.
>>2519787Oh my LORD
>>2519792I have to see it ingame to believe it. I don't trust our fucking translators.
>>2519792Is she worth a cheeky tenner? I'm at 74k saving for Smaru and Tachyon, but they come out a bit later than I was expecting. Not really all that interested in her personality desu so it would just be for meta viability
>>2519780YIPPIEE
>>2519725I won't convince other people, but I personally can't stand her social media bullshit. It is unholy. I would even endure a lifetime of Helios zoomerspeak over that.
>>2519805JESUS CHRIST I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
>>2519780Wordle spoilerI am too ESL for this. What the FUCK is a divot
>>2519818The aura farming midget is actually really, really strong. She's as strong as tama but with the ability to run dirt. She's just not meta and her unique is a slightly more inconsistent
>>2519818She's a pretty flexible end closer that can go on dirt. Not a bad choice if you still need a dirter.
>>2519797Airing anime in the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, getting the rights to do so being so dirty cheap, and latin america needing slots to fill was a marriage in the making
>>2519787EVEN IN /vm/ I MISS THE THREAD
>>2519802No, she's French
>>2519814Redpill me on standing paizuri, I already love regular paizuri but I just don't see the appeal of standing paizuri
>>2519825a small dent or hole, most comply used in the context of golf after the turf gets a bit fucked up from a club or ball
>>2519780I HATE WORDLE AND IT'S EVERYWHERE EVERY GROUP I'M IN IS OBSESSED WITH IT IT FUCKING SUCKS
>>2519829Don't forget the raw manpower too. A language like Albanian doesn't exactly have the manpower to pull that off those translations, even if they desperately needed the slots filled.
>>2519768This one is obviously happy, but it reminded me of that Jordan angst comic where her poor grades gets her booted from her toraina
>>2519792Why is the midget so for (You)
I can only afford 3 ticket rolls on inari, not even a cheeky tenner :^(
>>2519841Never seen it, post it
>>2519818When it comes to pulling for trainees, if you have to ask, the answer is no.
>>2519697>Carrot, Rice, Drink = 2* or above Speed, Stam, Power respectively>Vanilla Cake = Good parent with either wit or guts sparks>Chocolate Cake = Current loop targets>Diamond = old CM aces, 1 per CM>Heart = current CM team>Shoes = TT members for that distance
>>2519838Witlet-sama...
>>2519838It's really something for midwits. I did it for like a month and it was laughably easy every time. Normies are just retarded
>>2519841Is it from that one twitter faggot who doesnt play the game?
>>2519838>vocabularyMOGGED
>>2519832HOW NIGGA, HOW CAN YOU MISS THIS
>>2519853NTA but yeah that's the one he's talking about. The secondary artist who makes misery porn for the characters but has never actually played said characters career, yes.
>>2519855IM NOT IN EVERY THREAD
>>2519605I know there were others but I can't find them in my unorganized folder.https://litter.catbox.moe/uzqm2ezq2rtfu4lh.jpg
>>2519855>If I took off that badge, would you die?
>>2519841>gets her booted from her torainadisgusting, not a single toraina incarnation worth his salt should allow this to happen to his trainee, king is disgusted by this third behavior
>>2519805This is fucking hilarious poor bastards
>>2519863I love that hyperspecific trend of an anime girl carrying a huge box but it's her huge titties inside it instead, is there a name for that? I'd love to see it with Tittysan
>>2519864Can't believe this is still relevant
>>2519605
>me looking respectively at my trainee's ass as she does her stretches.
>>2519866Kingu is so wise...
>>2519871Kita wouldn't do it. She really just wants to play the PS5Dia though...
>>2519852>tfw bad at wordleNooooo...
>>2519882But the PS5 has no games...
>>2519883Read more, and none of this audioboooks in the background shit
>5 more minutes FINALLY now I can build my ace
>>2519887Honestly I think it's a missed opportunity that Uma isn't on consoles. It should be on PS5, Switch, etc, with a better port that's not some lazy fucking mobile port. But CyGames small indie studio please understand bullshit.
>>2519877>respectivelyESL-kun..............................
>>2519888>and none of this audioboooks in the background shitBut think of the efficiency!
>>2519888nah fuck you audiobooks are GOATed
>>2519898Uma could be a whole fucking franchise if they even put in a smidge of effort, they could've made a bank with Party Dash and they still messed it up
Umas are so smart...
>how it feels being a filthy whale that can umaroll whenever he wants to
>>2519845Unfortunately (or fortunately) I don't have it, and I'm not sure how I'd find it
>>2519780>3 or less*3 or fewer
>>2519874>>2519877>>2519825>>2519820I hate how /vm/ doesn't have the spoilerbox from /v/
>>2519905I have the money to bankroll my umarolls, I simply respect myself too much to!
>>2519905That's a dolphin
>>2519903A Mario Party clone, as in an actual Mario Party clone would have been an easy slam dunk. I don't know how so many companies manage to fuck that up.
>>2519910But it does?
>>2519910Why is that?Is a spoiler box really that hard to port to another board?
>>2519909Shut the fuck up Tachyon
>>2519910This board is neglected we account for 50% of the posts here
>>2519898I'm still surprised uma got to global and was a success (like yeah I understand why it did blew up outside of japan, but still, seeing is believing), I still wish gakuen idolmaster would get a global, my brain died trying to setup a working vpn to play that stupid ningen idol gacha
CHECK YOUR INBOXCLOCKS
ITS UP
>>2519904Yeah haha..
>>2519792ESL One!
I'll give her one tenner.
TOLD YOU GUYS WE WERE GETTING GIBS
>>2519921HOLY SHIT I'M SAVED!
>>2519921>>2519922>153 clocksCYGENEROUS!
>>2519921>>>THREE clocks
>Free 1500 caratsJust enough to give Sweepy a single tenner
CYGENEROUS
Damn...Inari's got some big Ones
>here's your clocka stimulus bro
THREE CLOCKS IM SAVED
>>2519909Thank you, Tachyon!
Oguri ate the precious clocks
Gave her 15 and got nothing. Oh well. Back to saving for cards
>>2519913>Akikawa eccentricity can explain any batshit insane racing events that umas are thrown into>Running races easily fits into the mechanic of moving around a gameboard>Setting and characters have enough quirkiness for all sort of mini-game scenarios to be plausibleIt really is that easy>Umas themselves are down for basically any bullshit competition
>>2519914Wtf, they appear blank to me, WHY DO THEY APPEAR ONLY WHEN REFRESHING? WHO CODED THIS BOARD?
I am getting raped by the banner
>>2519942
>>2519944I think it might be because of how big our threads get so they don't load properly, doesn't seem to be a problem in other /vm/ threads
IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE DONE THAT MUCH IN THE BANNER ALREADY
OH SHIT MY DIRT BACKLINER IS HERE
That was an awful tenner. No more of that for me.
One tenner and nothing. Back to HODLing for Taiki!
ANOOOOOOOOON!YOU NEED TO SAVE THOSE CARATS FOR TACHYONANON!
Yup yup, my account remains end closer seeded.
>13 tickets>NothingI'm afraid that's all I can do.
>>2519944Apparently it initially attempts to load a /vm/ specific spoiler thumbnail that doesn't actually exist.
>>2519947STOP LAUGHING AT ME
>>2519943The worst part is, somehow every alternative or clone has fucked up Mario Party in some way. I even played that stupid ass Demon Slayer party game and they somehow fucked it up in the most retarded way despite copying so much shit wholesale from Super Mario Party. It'd be fun to actually have Uma Retardy too.
>>2519951See you next trainee.
What is this thing?I don't mean the gremlin.
THAT HURT A LITTLE BIT BUT I GOT MY GOAT
>>2519961It's the sun, don't you see it every time you go outside?
Reminder that the mother of the Classic, the most important race out of all G1s, Tokyo Yushun, is happened soon at the usual place>Which horse I should pay attention to?Of course, all eyes are on Lovecen after the stun he pulled at Satsuki Sho.>Any other noteworthy horse?Bereshit will be sitting out so I don’t know
>>2519961Isn't it a big ass duster?
>>2519956Seriously? what retard programmed this? I bet it would be a simple fix too. How would a /v/ma spoilerbox look like?
>three cheeky tenners >nothingIt's not looking good....
>>2519964>he goes outside
>>2519969arima kinen is the most prestigious race thoughbeit
>>2519961Last thing you see before you fucking get your head split in half
No amount of standing titty fucking can make me pull
>>2519964I wish I lived somewhere sunnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2Hk
I HATE CYNIGGERS SO FUCKIN MUCHI GOT ANOTHER POODOLF DUPE ;_;
>>2519972Maybe 4 Xbox controllers? Or like... A Smash Brothers icon?
>>2519959I'd be satisfied with a 100% OJ ripoff if only to play my oshi.
>>2519980It's CHADboli GODolf for you, big guy
>>2519969hmmm Ask Edinburgh!
>>2519944>WHO CODED THIS BOARD?
>do the story>She isn't a ball of rageDropped.
>>2519978>standing titty fuckingWHAT'S THE APPEAL? IT SOUNDS UNCOMFORTABLE AS FUCK
>>2519932 >>2519939Yeah I got three whole clocks myself.Man, I don't even clock often, but even I feel insulted.
I DONT EVEN RUN FRONTS FUCK OFF
>>2519973three GREEDY tenners
>>2519985Why is she holding a ketchup slice?
THREEE WHOLE CLOCKS THAT'S LIKE, HALF OF A TAISHIN CAREER
>>2519992zumabruhs...
>>2519990Cygenerous is trying to save you from yourself.
>Newma arrives>Read story>Want newmaWhy does this always happen
>>2519988
>>2519992What the fuck is a ketchup slice?
I'm saving for Speed Tachyon, but should I bother trying to pull Inari One with a single tenner or some vouchers? I've got like... 7 vouchers I can use, and 68,522 carats.I just like her design, really...
>>2519990SeiunGOAT found a new retirement home
>>2520001Yeah i think you got enough reserves. Plus she's a good uma
>>2520001Yeah with that stockpile you should if you want her. Put it in perspective I'm around 22K carats so I'm in do not roll mode obviously, but you got a surplus, go for it. What's your gut telling you? Now what's your HEART telling you?
>>2519990Before January you and your family would've gotten death threats and vodoo curses thrown at you
>Had to spark>Keep getting this dumbass uma in my rollsIm sick and tired of MAMBO
>>2520001If you roll Inari, just make sure you're not gonna regret skipping out on someone else later. Pulling without planning to spark is always a loser's move with how pity works in this game
>>2519998>Read storyhehhttps://litter.catbox.moe/3kiyov.png
>>2519998This is why I don't read stories until after I've got them
>>2520011You don't mean that
>>2520014>missing out on free carats
I always encourage others to pull for useless trainees to make my competition weaker
>>2520014bro your carats...at least do them and skip it, then you can rewatch later if you want
>>2520014This nigga really let 800 free carats pass him by
>>2520017This is wise, they're basically designed to hook you on the character if their traits at all appeal to you.
>>2520014>"I missed out on 800+ free carats, get rekt fag"
What did she mean by this?
>>2520014I used to watch them until New Trackmaker took all my time :(
Is there a way to see how much energy you have exactly or do you need to eyeball it?
>>2520022Nobody actually says this or does this though, especially not Almond Eye
>>2520031You have to eyeball it, they only updated JP to just tell you a few months ago
>>2520028>bwoguri.jpg
Alright, now I gotta figure out how the FUCK do i build her for this CM.
>>2520011Raise her star level and train one for the upcoming MUNday race
>>2520031You can figure it going to use an energy item since it tells you the exact values before and after on the confirmation window, but yea, otherwise it's just eyeball because lolCygames
>>2520031Assuming MANT if you have an energy restore item it'll tell you how much you have before restoring.
>>2520027not really trying to dunk on anyone, i simply go>"i should read the story">"maybe later i still got time">banner ends>rinse and repeat
>>2520028WHAT THE FUCK
>>2520031Attempt to use an energy item to see your total energy after adding the item's value (but don't actually confirm it) and then subtract accordingly.Otherwise, eyeball it or manually do the math via the log.
>>2519947Helios looks like this and sounds like this
BUT WHY IS SHE A FOX?
I actually cared about inari less after her story preview. She feels more bland than I pictured.
>>2520042I mean, to be fair, the story IS about you becoming said umas trainer. Its only appropriate to *read* it after pulling her
>>2520042Anon, there's an easy solution>oh shit there's one day left on this character before they go away, but I don't have time to watch the story>open story, skip X 4>now it's in your library and you can watch it whenever + you got the carats
>>2520050>he hasn't taken the fox pill
>>2520050INARI WAN
>>2520050Inari is a fox godess
>>2520051This but with curren. Everytime she opens her mouth I like her less and less
>>2520050Bro, your shintoism references?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inari_%C5%8Ckami
>>2520038You build her the same way that you do with every other end closer and cram her full of mid race corner skills. She only needs potential level 4 for spurt and mutations are super easy since she has mile B to start. Not really a good candidate for gutsmaxxing since her growth bonuses are in stam/power.
Dare I say....ONE?
more like inari wank
>>2520006MY gut is telling me that I have enough dirters, and my heart's telling me that I really just like her fox mask and the idea that she acts like she's from the Edo period. Also this one image.I don't actually know anything about her beyond her design, the fact she refers to herself as an edo uma and the fact she's a dirter.How the fuck do I earn friend points??? I'm baffled I've ended up with so many.>>2520012I was just thinking of a single tenner. Or 7 ones, in the case of my vouchers.I don't believe I have enough carats to spark anyone, in any case.
I keep losing to end closers
>>2520011I literally have only pulled her once. She's still in her gay little idol outfit.
broes...
>>2520028
>>2520067I still want a fanfic where a trainer blackmails her into being an assistant trainer.
>>2520067If you get corner recovery X and cure it do you are you able to get regular corner recovery?
>>2520061EXPLODE
>>2520067Second option is free stats and mood, no reason to gamble if you don't want the corner recovery hint if the top option fails
>>2520063>How the fuck do I earn friend points???Team trials, doing lots of careers, events, people borrowing your profile uma/card, etc. Friend points are good though, you wanna get your skill hint books
>>2518614>His Twitter feed is filled with bJap fanartsHow did you do that? Mine ends up with posts of IRL horses and a donkey, for some reason
>>2520061UNO
Curren.....
I just noticed I'm halfway to a free card sparkI'm really not looking forward to the time it would take for that many single draws though
>>2520073Yea, it's good tech for parent farming since she also gives Uma Stan
>>2520061ONE PULLLLLLLLLL
>>2520073Yes, its practically "-10 hints for corner recovery o"
>>2520093KEK
>>2520093Yaenobros.....some bitch is overstepping on our turf
>>2520028No clam digger.
>>2520097Be calm, let this junior have her moment.
>>2520097>overstepping on our turfBut she can run turf AND dirt though
>training Maya>n*ngen shows up out of nowhere and tries to make me her husband
Reminder, this is not the real Inari One!
>>2519834Butg she's not Benis?
>>2520082I hate the amount of puns people do with fine motion's name
>>2520097>Forever Bum
>>2520112That's clearly inari two retard
>>2520079pretty much what i described, i use xitter exclusively for uma stuff and maybe some sportsball here and there, i got 1200 likes and 97% of that is uma fan art, click "not interested" in anything that isn't uma and especially on political bullshit
>>2520112Fuck I hate the artstyle but some shots made the girls look so SEX
>>2520079NTA but I personally use the List feature in the event that my "For you" page decides to be less pleasant to look at. As long as you set it to private you can add any artist account to it and keep an eye on their tweets. I use it for every fanbase I'm in to keep everything nice and tidy. Besides, the things I want to see aren't usually uploaded to Pixiv or boorus. The only bad thing is that sometimes an artist might have a meltdown and move to bsky which is a minor annoyance because I don't want to check it every single time they post something new there.
>>2520116I think it's Fine
>>2520117What did Yanko have to do with that??
more like inari one out of ten
>>2520111I wonder if there's a limit to how many dates you can have or if you can luckshit into having everyone.
>>2520124
>>2520067fuck this useless slut now i have to race with 0 energy and normal mood
>>2520121Cheer Neicha was sex indeed
>>2520121
Someone help a third rate bro outObv im gonna need daring strike for WAN, but do end closers need budding blossom or is tracen cheer enough? I can only borrow one
>>2520133just tracen cheer is fine
>>2520133tracen cheer is enough
>>2520133Cheer is enough.
>>2520131I don't remember this...
>>2520133End closers have been whooping my front butt in test rooms. I think I need build one myself, they're so fuarking strong
>standing tallNO SHE AIN'T????
>>2520131oh my god...
>a yurop is heightmogged by a nipOH NO NO NO NO
>>2520143She's actually tall for a japanese woman from the edo period when you think about her
>>2520138Its one of those "mid-episode break" things. But even without those, some girls are SEEEEXXXXOOOO
>>2520152Unironically too big
>>2520152My second wife is so hot
>>2520158Her head? Yeah i agree
>>2520158Yeah, that head is gigantic
>>2520152I honestly prefer her look in the game, anime Biwa is so big it became sillyHer boobs, I mean, her head remains perfectly sized
>>2520131I LOVE NEICHAS DEFINED ABSI LOVE NEICHAS ROUND TUMMYI LOVE NEICHA!!!!
They should make an equivalent to runaway for end closers
>>2520166Neicha is so fucking cute and perfect it hurts my heart
>>2520169it's called late surger
Career dump doko
Yeah I agree Miss Beauty, Ikuno's speech is making my heart flutter too
>>2520133Budding Blossom is just a bonus. I wouldn't get it if you can't, but it can be nice sometimes.
>>2520172It's the opposite
>>2520173Never ever! You must roll.
>>2520166>the shadows at the edge of the panel indicating vagina bonesForgive me Lord for I am having sinful thoughts.
>>2520169Like the Golshi Mode debuffs?
>>2520169it's called Gutsmaxxing
>>2520158
Wow, three whole clocks, now I can do half of a run with a late surger
I kinda like her from her lobby interactions lol
>>2520180>vagina bonesWHAT
>>2520187Not lookin good!
>>2520188Actual bug sized uma
>>2520187Three clocks? Finally, I can win a single race with Kitasan.
>>2519959they aren't mario party clones, they're based on a different party game
>>2520188Im staring at all that edo spirit
>>2520193But that's Nishinono bug has mammaries like that
We better get more clocks or I swear to God.
>>2520188Underrated donkeyness
>>2519976fuck off sharteen
>>2520202We'll get the clock campaign soon
>>2520202>200 clocksAdded an extra zero on accident, I meant 20 hah
I still wish I managed to pull Curren
>>2520198I'm aware there's different varieties, I more mean games that try to be a party game in one way or the other. Like Crash Bash isn't a Mario Party clone, but it sure is a bunch of characters getting together for a mini-game compilation which isn't all that satisfying. Plus there's the opposite end which are board games which can be fun in their own right but don't have the same appeal as Mario Party.
>>2520209Your selector?
>>2520205Calm down, Bamboo.
Do 3 Ryan parent runs with Digital borrow>Inherit uma stan every timeSwap to Yaeno borrow with same parents>4th run where uma stan isn't inheritedNot looking good...
>>2520209Her banner is right there.
>>2520188I need her size by side with nishino this is too funny
>>2520209Do a ten pull right now and you'll get her
>>2520216>>2520219I must use my 70k+ carats sparingly so I only pulled 6 times day 1 and got wedding Fine in the process
>>2520219Evil...
I'm going to start giving up on any run where I don't get grilled carats in my first shop
>>2519969I'll support M's Begin>But he's a jobberA 649 million yen jobber, so I need to see if the money is worth it
>>2520218If noone does this, remind me in 7hrs
How about some CM lobbies?
>>2520224You're going to wind up with absolutely nothing
I very rarely give up on my runs because there is a little voice at the back of my head saying that I will get lucky eventually it sometimes works
So is Inari just Tama but very stupid?
Umazing!
>>2520233SchizoCHAD.....
>>2520229Sure why not
After 50000 hours of work, i managed to make this masterpiece.Greetings, citizens of /vm/a (formerly /v/ma), this is HotUmaGlueDancho, i made this image because i wanted to talk about a topic, that being the state of the club i manage as its democratically elected governor.The truth is that we cannot keep subsisting with our current ways, and that from the start of June and beyond we'll be making changes to the way we recruit and keep members, which are as follows:>a fan quota (gasp) of 500k fans per week minimum as a request for all members of the club, this is the equivalent of 1 MANT run a week, or 1 and a half URA runs for any non miler / non sprinterHOWEVER>we do not ask you to do it on MANT, you are free to choose your scenario to get these 500k fans>doing your daily shoe trades is still in place>any members who remain inactive for more than 3 weeks will be kicked once either of the 2 bi weekly tresholds for being elected to claim club rewards arrive.Im doing this because many have the image of /hug/ being a club for people who dont feel like playing the game or dont mind login in once every 3 centuries, but we want to change that, i hope these new regulations we have put in place are welcome.
>>2520235Northern Tama if she had bigger tits, acted sluttier, had a slight anger problem, and was a dirter
>>2520236>Only 100kI hear Falcon got a Trillion umazings without even trying
>>2520240BASED DANCHUD
>>2520240Another club with a quota.... It's over /uma/sisters...
>>2520240Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>2520240RIP flatliners
>>2520240I WUV YOU DANCHODE GLORY TO /hug/
>>2520240I fucking kneel
>>2520240Lmfao, great work
>>2520240This confirms in my heart, that Horse MD is the most based danchou. HUG has fallen...
>>2520209>Director Akikawa intro>Oh shit let's go>Friendzone CurrenI'm still so fucking mad
>>2520240This is the funniest shit ever
>>2520240BASED BASED BASED BASED KICK THE FLATLINERS DANCHO
>>2520262They don't call her the /v/illage bicycle for nothing! she gets around, whether you want her in your pulls or not. We all had her...
>>2520240Alright, I'm joining /hug/ next month, that was funnt as fuck
>>2520240Now this is peak.
>>2520240I can't fucking breathe dude, I'm crying
>>2520269This, I'm ditching loserpyoi and joining our HEROES!!
>>2520240This is a certified /hug/ classic
>>2520240Beautiful. Wishing the best for your club.
Gotta say /hug/posters have some of the funniest neighas
I do not own any form of Curren and I cannot use future selectors on her either because Falco is more of a priority to me
>>2520240Let me guess if I got this right, from left to right>/herse/>/v/mapyoi>der/v/>Oy Neigh>ASTER>/v/ma? (I don't really get what is going on with this one, I can't see a face at all what's up with that?)
>>2520280Curren is cuter though
Sex with Shinchi? I mean it would be nice but how about cuddling with Shinchi? Going for a walk on the beach with Shinchi? Having a candlelit dinner with Shinchi?
>Look up Inari One for a clam digger shitpost>See her concept art had her dressed like a gyaruI don't know whether to be angry that they took a shortstack gyaru away from us, or thankful that they didn't unleash such a terrifying creature onto the world
>>2520280>I do not own any form of Curren>because Falco is more of a priority to meCurren will never be yours
>>2520280You're not missing out. Sprintsloppa is the mousiest of mickey mouse cups.
>>2520282Thats our HEROES from /v/agabond 100%
>>2520282Shouldn't Aster wear Mejiro colors?
>>2520288Actually that's dirt.
>>2520282I will never send wuvs you to danchou. fucking man whore.
>>2520279>For the 9th consecutive month HotUmaGlue ranked first for funniest posters among all /v/ma clubs>But you know what club ranked the least funniest? der/vm/
>>2520280Both forms of Curren spooked me, it'll happen to you too.No one can keep the succubus at bay forever.
>>2520291That IS the Mejiro Color, one of them at least
>>2520282Yes, the last one is /v/ma, he's meant to be a grey-haired fat ass like their overlord Oguri, sorry, im not good at tracing or drawing fat people.>>2520291I MIGHT be colorblind, the Mejiro teal is sometimes depicted as being more blue than it is green and other times its more like a light green thats a bit blue-ish.
>do mant>pick summer maru>get two positive conditions before make debut even startsokay what can I expect anons, 30 mood downs?
>>2520296What they did to Nishino Flower was no joke.
>>2520291but that is the Mejiro colors?
>>2520296Where even are der/v/? I never see them participate in clubposting
>>2520300It looks right to me but I'm also colorblind.
>>2520301no mile S
>>2520296What a terrible name for a club it reminds me of that conspiracy
>>2520300Oh no I could tell he was a /v/ma fat bastard but I just couldn't make out the facial features, this is stellar work btw, I really really love it
>>2520300I always saw it as more blue than greenBut quality post anyways>>2520303Wait that's a different color?Am I the colorblind one here?
>>2520304Der/v/ has always been the silent and strong type
>>2520304i actually like the fact that der/v/ doesnt do this>t. In der/v/
>>2520300>>2520305I'm not colorblind, you guys are fine, the color is correct
>>2520312Mejiro Farm ran with 2 different silks, one is for Mejiro Stud, the farm itself, but there was also Mejiro Shogi which was for horses directly owned by the director of the breeding farm instead of the association attached to it.
HorseMD bros.....we were not relevant enough....
Looks Mejiro Blue enough to me!
>>2520304despite making up 13% of the club posts, they account for hosting over 53% of all >fun races, including the most prestigious event of all, the /v/ictory stakes. Because of this it is said the der/v/ hidden hand is one of the strongest influences in /v/ma culture
>>2520321
>der/v/ don't participate in funposting>yet most fun races are run by them, Stakes included>Hell der/v/ even ran that Fuku race and doxxed the bottom fove for some reason
>>2520320The doctor has no time for clubposting when all his patients are flatlining
>>2520327Some of the doxxed ones were also from der/v/
>>2520315All clubs attract different people, its fitting that der/v/ attracted the silent killers
>>2520325I literally will never be able to unsee this. Fuck you.
>>2520329Merely a fall guy it was actually the one who hosted the race
>>2520272I LOOK LIKE THIS
>>2520330>All clubs attract different peopleI simply joined the one that replied to my post many months ago
>>2520322>Deleted
>>2520322>DeletedSOMEONE was here
>>2520331I don't see it
>>2520240Jesus Christ, that's fucking hilarious.
>>2520240>Come home >GLORIOUS
Am i doing this gutsmaxing thing right?
>>2520352Anon look at the white stripe on her hair carefully.
>>2520360That's EXACTLY how it's supposed to go, yes.
This place might be the most fun I've ever had on the Internet, sucks how it's always so late for me
Is keiba today?
>>2520361Oh fug I thought it was about the colors
>>2520360>Bring guts cards, they're on anything but guts>Bring non-guts cards, this happens
That Stego thread sure is... something...
>>2520373It's really funny if you think about it.
>>2520360You shouldn't be gutsmaxxing in the first place with fronts
>>2520377>wanna know how I got these bronze?
>>2520369Its Thursday my dude, Keiba is on Saturday/Sunday depending on where you live
>>2520379I think he may be joking anon, look at the cards
There's been an embarrassing amount of times I almost posted drawfag porn on a thread that would get me banned simply because of retarded missclicks and having everything on the same folder
>>2520369Most races start on Friday and end by Sunday evening. The high stake races tend to be on Saturday.I don't know if JP run races all week long but the important races happen on Saturday night U.S. time
>>2520388you're one click away from doxxing yourself
>>2520379Thank you Shichi's trainer. I will keep this in mind for next time.
>use grilled carrots>acupuncturist bitch shows up the very next turn
>>2520393What's the box say?
>>2520374Damn its trash and it's been up for a long ass time too. Is it over for /v/ uma?
>>2520374... i saved some images from there
>>2520398only dumb idiots get in this box
>>2520403I knew that haha
>>2520403Sexo
>>2520390local races are during the week
so how's inari's campaign
>>2520409it's One hell of a time
>>2520401/v/ uma threads will never recover, despite being in a dead ass board we are experiencing growth due to word of mouth. They on the other hand will soon revert back to the old /v/ uma threads where they just dump images and ERP like all gachafags.
>>2520413>old /v/ uma threads where they just dump images and ERP like all gachafags.Fuck I'd hate to see that happen to our birthplace ;__; there would be nothing to reclaim
>>2520374God help us when Stego is in global
>>2520409I'm MANTing trying to make her an ace so I haven't read her full story yet but I've quite enjoyed the events of this dumbass gremlin
I can't find any record of /v/oomapyoi ever existing. Is this just one elaborate gaslight?
>Tachyon>Cafe>Digitan>StegoI do not care for these umas.
>>2520427>List of everyone who asked:
>>2520428Found the Agnesfag.Fagnes?
>>2520428>>2520427I asked, thank you.
>>2520428 WOULD ask.
>>2520381>Knock knock. Who's there? It's the announcer. Your trainee has been hit by four debuffers, she's gassed>That's not funny trainer, that's not the kind of humor we do on this show>Okay, it's just, you know, it's been a rough CM Etsuko. Ever since I sent those three whales to B Finals>Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline>There is no punchline>You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you Dominated those three whales in your races? And why should we believe you?>I've got no plats left to lose. My career is nothing but a comedy.>Let me get this straight, you think debuffing those guys is funny>I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not>I might understand that you did this to reach A finals?>Come on Etsuko, do I look like the kind of trainer that can hit A finals?>I beat them because they're awful. Everybody is awful these days, MANT is enough to make everyone crazy>So that's it, you're crazy? That's your defense for sending whales to B finals? It sounds like you're making excuses for killing those whales. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful>You're awful Etsuko>Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah? How am I awful?>Playing my races>Inviting me for an interview>You just wanted to make fun of my oshis. You're just like the rest of them>You don't know the first thing about me pal. Look at what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are dominators on every team. Two /v/mapyoi members are flatlining. You're laughing, you're laughing. Someone didn't even make it to finals because of what you did>I know. How about another joke Etsuko?>No, I think we've had enough of your jokes>What do you get when you cross a desperate, platless trainer with a deck that abandons him and goes to guts training instead? I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!
Being able to take Inari One on the full dirt/mile/med/long agenda feels so damn nice after dealing with milelets for the last week.
HARO HAROINES FUJIN NANO
>>2520395I usually save them if the uma I'm training has a charming event or before the first summer camp to fish for a mirror because this shit literally happened to me twice
>>2520442Release the nanoganda...
maru bullied the witch loli...
Why the FUCK does inari need haruten sashes?
>>2520436How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this flatliner... disappear!
>>2520450Granny's still got it!
Dacchis I have 26k and I really want Cafe but the new scenario is right around the cornerThe voices are calling my name
>>2520424Try pronouncing it /v/eemapyoi
>>2520457It's BEEmapyoi
>>2520458Then how come they don't use Beeshino Flower?
>>2520455You need to hold my friend
>>2520436Well, I'm the Dominator, baby!
>>2520461Danchou is a manwhore, not a pedo.
>>2520455Just a few more hours and they'll be out, are you sure you'll be able to hold....
>>2520461Because they're not der/v/edos?
>>2520452Because she won that race?
>>2520452she won the 89 spring harutenalso got 2nd in the 90 spring haruten
For the sprint CM, Kingu with the Dictus power card, yay or nay?
I pronounced it voomapyoi
>>2520476Your borrow slot is locked to throne
not lookin good for voomapyoi
>>2520470>>2520471Where the fuck are the dirt long races?
>>2520479I'm rolling for throne.
BOOmapyoi
>>2520479Why? Medium corners gold would be nice on a medium track, but not a sprint and statlines for sprints are trivial unless you're gonna gutsmaxx again
>>2520479Ah fuck you're right. I got a yeppers copy so maybe I can make do with that and blinding flash
>>2520486AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
>>2520458This is the ONLY image saving BEEblos's abyssmal PR
>>2520490With throne you cap 4 stats supposedly
>>2520502What about this?
>>2520506Vivlos? More like VivLOBES.
>>2520484>I am bricking my account LMAO
>>2520506It gave us that one art of her showing her ears that i find pretty hot, so its alright in my books
>>2520509But my CLUB NEEDS me. They don't know how to use chronogenesis, and I'm not going to show them now
>vuma>vumapyoi>voomers>dervee
>>2520482There's only two long dirt tracks in the game (Nakayama 2500m and Niigata 2500m), and neither have a race associated with them.Inari One won a 2600m dirt race at Ooi one time.
>buma>bumapyoi>boomers>derboo
>>2520513der/vm/, pronounced dervoom.
>>2520513>4th oneWait. D-D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAAAAHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
>>2520516DERV, like NERV but with a D.
>>2520504I mean, that sounds nice but dueling is a luxury even on this track, much less a shorter one where you're gonna spend less time in the homestretch. I'm not sure that's worth giving up a useful gold.
>>2520502lowkirkueninely it is, everytime I see vivolos I'm starting think of BEEmapyoi and that stupid bee picture instead of you know who
Why do we have to play TT 40 fucking times per event again?
So, how does the throne card work? like the team spica one?
>>2520525Why is pressing 3 buttons for a non-neglible chance at clocks and carats a problem for you?
>>2520525Doing TT 5 times a day would already be enough.
>>2520525That's five times a day over several days. You should try and get all your shops in anyway.
>>2520514>two long dirt tracks in the game>neither have a race associated with them.????
>>2520519>Meanwhile at DERV Headquarters>Danchou's in his heaven>All's right with the club
>>2520529>>2520530>>2520531Who the fuck actually does the 5 TTs every day?
IT'S FUCKING BURGER DAY
>>2520525Why are neighas so allergic to spending 10 seconds doing a TT. I've gotten dozens of carats this way
>>2520543I ate burgers yesterday without knowing so I had to skip today
>>2520543NUKE /V/MA BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
>>2520542Perhaps its just me being a gachaNIGGER, but i do 10 sometimes.
>>2520543danchouuuuuuuuuuu I think I'm gonna hurl..
>>2520519Evangelion mentioned rrraaahhh>>2520537>Danchou is gin heavenDanchode's dead?!
>>2520544Yeah, wtf. I could understand being burnt out from a previous TT iteration, where you had to individually click every fucking race, but now?
At least it isn't as over for you as it is for meshortstacks are my weakness...
>>2520553Thankfully they uploaded his consciousness to Umagi
>>2520544>>2520556Doing all 5 every day is way more than 10 seconds
>>2520557didn't even spend any carats for the past month>still just barely have a few more thousand than youIt's so over...
>>2520542how lazy are you niggers? Uninstall the game if you hate it this much faggot
>3 minutes doing 5 team trials and getting daily shops:(>1 hour of mant for a subpar S uma:)
>>2520560You're right, it's 20 secondsdid you forget to turn on the QOL that allows you to do all of the races in one click?
Special Cunt you lying bitch
>>2520557>"its over for me">16.5k Kek, i have nearly the same amount. Do you want to get Sweepy? Im aiming for Shakur, and the carat calculator says im GMI
I'm FUCKED
>>2520570>when Teio tries to steal the last image slot
>>2520574That is 33k more carats than me
>>2520564Why so much anger in your heart anon? Its TT
>>2520574100,000 of those carats? All paid.
>>2520576I'd be at 140k if I didn't have to kidnap Flower
>>2520581Thats my FUARKUNG danchou alright!
>>2520542It's fairly easy since the change. Only issue I have is doing them during work because a daily shop might trigger and that takes long to do than a tt trial (by a minute or two).
>>2520579hmmm, nyohttps://litter.catbox.moe/9r0e8s88e6a5rimj.png
>>2520557I'm saving for sweep so I'm at almost 50k I already did my 5 TT's leave me alone!
>>2520571No desire for sweepy, I actually didn't want to spend any ninjins on anything until Agnes Tachyon and Light Hello's banner because I am fucking struggling out here for support cards, yet I don't care for SMaru in the slightest.Had to spark Inari One and I rolled exactly one SSR along the way, which was Ass Wonder Fantasy. Then I rolled Inari One on roll number 198.
jongers assembleMajsoul Friends Room 18173(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18173
>>2520590I never played mahjong in my life how fucked I am if I try?
>>2520589BRUTAL she's cool as fuck at least, I threw 50 cheeky tenners and jobbed im jealous
>>2520590I'm like hard stuck halfway to Gold
>>2520592it's a friendly room, the entire goal is to fuck each other over as extravagantly as possible, you gain and lose nothing so come in and gamble it all
Gluing the run
>>2520592Please refer to the chart and you'll be okay
>>2520589Fucking hell
>>2520598no wait, I DID PLAY but against AI and it was a roguelike, demonic mahjong I think?Well I'll join a sec
I love the janny so fucking much
>>2520600This doesn't help if you don't even know the basics...
>>2520603sloppa>>2520602That shit was Cantonese Mahjong my dude
>>2520593>50 cheeky rollsI did this two times in a row and got jack. I would have had 30K by now if I didn't do that, but then i would have regretted "what if I had got them in 10 pulls??"
>>2520599Failing the charming or recoveries choice honestly doesn't even phase me in MANT unless I'm coming right up on summer since you get so many random mood ups from racing that normally go to waste anyway
>>2520603Sadly this is sloppa
Last for 7
>>2520611Not even close
>>2520593Not even my worst luck in this gacha thus far.I double sparked on Kitasan Black's release banner and I rolled exactly one Kitasan, and one Satono Diamond. I got 2 SSRs in 255 pulls.
>>2520611BEHEAD ALL FUKUTARDS
>>2520611how do you fuck up this bad when we account for 99% of the posts on this board. You're as far from seven as you could possibly be!
>>2520574>>2520576Do you niggers roll on anything?
>>2520589Holy shit I'm sorry bro, I got the exact same two but cleric grass at 5 tickets and inari at 18. First time since hishiama banner I got the roll I wanted in less than 50 pulls
>>2520618I have a road map
I was gonna commission a magazine cover thing from this artist but with Kawakami but I don't know what she should wear. Any suggestions?https://litter.catbox.moe/pq45v5kybk2h25ev.jpg
>>2520624>What would the Princess obsessed Character chooseSailor Moon, duh retard
>>2520618I roll on a bunch of stuff and have 70k carats right now, I'm also completely f2p
>>2520618Rickey and Tachyon can't come soon enough
>>2520618Some people have secured their waifu or are waiting patiently for them, then savemax the rest, probably for card banners. With how many good card banners there are on the horizon, no amount of saving is enough. I respect it, my self control is way worse though.
>>2520625First of all fuck you for calling me a retard. Secondly, a sailor moon outfit on a modeling magazine cover thing sounds stupid.
>>2520574Same. I broke my fast for a cheeky tenner (tickets) just now and I am sure it will cost me everything.https://litter.catbox.moe/vk720cfp7g976w06.png
>>2520600nice, thanks for the chart I just got into the room>>2520606I have no idea what the difference is between mainland and cantonese Mahjong are, I just liked the cute demons and miraculously I did get by
>>2520624Should make her wear an ACTUAL precure outfit
>>2520629Have you never seen Sailor Moon? There's more to it than the main costumes.
>>2520624>I don't know what she should wear. Any suggestions?Trust my visionGyaru
the q/v/een demands fresh bread
>sleep deprived Yup yup, that's a glue!
>>2520635>Have you never seen Sailor Moon?Other than an episode or 2 that happened to be on when I was a kid, no. Show me examples of what you mean then.
>>2520624Maybe something like this?https://litter.catbox.moe/grxcl5.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/yeq25b.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bbulm5.png
>>2520606>>2520610nta but..this is some nice sloppa, most times my gens don't look this clean, wonder which model that guy used
>>2520636I do like gyarus but again I don't feel like it fits a theme of a magazine cover.>>2520641I like these.
>>2520629REEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Tbh sailor scouts suit princess perfectly I dun care about the context.
>last thread made it to 1500 without using up all images>This onr used them all at 900Yup yup Americans are wasteful and YuroCHADS now how to pace and ration themselves
>>2520640https://litter.catbox.moe/zwer65kfivavfez5.jpg
>>2520645yeah sure but it's also really generic so I don't know if I'd want to pay money for it.
>>2520643Have another one https://litter.catbox.moe/jgxwda.png
>>25205902/4 don't bother with your ace and fan runs, come play some jong
>>2520647It was me, I wasted over a tenth of those images!
>>2520647It's gacha day, of course people are going to be posting images.
>>2520647But last thread lasted the whole night (ameriday) without running out. This threadjust sorta happened this way>t. Yurobro on a nightshift
>>2520647We just had a new uma drop, so it's understandable.
>>2520649Fair enough. Going to take a look at that same artists info. I'd love to commission an anon instead and have in the past, but post COVID so many peeps are fast on doxing.
Do you ever feel relieved when you don't see Mile S on the second inspiration? That way you know you can phone in the rest of the run and it takes off the pressure. This is not a cope.
>>2520640https://files.catbox.moe/4h2gll.png
>>2520514also that 2600m race is the longest dirt race in japan, there are no longer dirt races there
>>2520660I like their work. Been peeping them for a while since I saw some of their Fujis pop up on my feed. Usually I just follow random artists that I would maybe want to commission someday. https://litter.catbox.moe/fvxy2rx9ybtkod70.jpg
I can bake the next bread in 20 minutes as I drive back home
>>2520514Where is Ooi?
>>2520669It's ooiver there somewhere
>>2520668Drama! Rancor! Chaos! This one bakes!Love all bakers, serious or silly, as long as it's not malicious.
>>2520669pretty sure it's in Kanagawa
Bake a New Snack
>>2520671Yeah I got the inari bread in a bit, just touch grass in the meantime
>>2520668>>2520677Use the stats/skills picture for it, I like to have those when an Uma releases
>Rolling for Inari>At 152 rolls>No 3* let alone Inari>Check gacha calculator>152 rolls at a 3% chance means I had a 99% chance to get one by nowI don't think I've ever been this unlucky in a game in my life.
>>2520683I'm so sorry anon. Surely your luck is waiting for Tachy/Light.
>>2520683>he burned his bad luckBASED
>>2520563Dude what? I got 21K this month so far
>>25205903/4 players nowCome join so I can stop bashing my head against the railway please
>>2520677I touched grass and I don't think she liked it....
>>2520689>joined in>Two players are expert tier>meanwhile me, a complete noviceI'm gonna be bullied waaaaaaah
>>2520691You gotta keep at it until she does
>>2520686Yeah, me too. I had like zero carats at the start of the month kek, i'm at 22K now.
Helios bwos are cancer.
>>2520697>>2520686where do you work out
>>2520701Certainly not in the library, or I'd have more carats by now
>Finally got a 3* after 198 rolls>It's GrassApparently going 197 rolls without a 3* puts me in the 0.25% unluckiest percentile
>>2520695El,j stop posting on 4chin
>>2520699I hope you GET cancer, wei.
>>2520705You got a problem with GOAT wonder?
>>2520589>Member of the golden generationBLESSED PULL
>>2520689sorry it will stay on 2/4 for a second, I need to conduct a working 10/15 minute work meeting but once that is done I can call work done and come play
>>2520710There was absolutely nothing blessed about my pull. It was almost as bad as this dude's >>2520705 , we even both rolled the same dead weight bench warmer.
>>2520705>>2520589>>2520619What the FUCK is up with grass spooking everyone today
Bamboo Memory hasn't given me her gold skill fucking once. Literally not a single time. Fuck this card. I'm in Junior year and the run is already glue, God I'm fucking mad.
200 rolls and the only 3* I got was Grass. What an unlucky banner for me.
>Just touch grass bro>she comes hardWHAT DID YOU ALL DO
>>2520719She's still mad about THATyou know the time that an unsolicited fun race was hosted without following the hall monitor code of ethics
>>2520723what
WHY IS VODKA NPC SO STRONG?! STOP EATING MY CLOCKS
>>2520718Umamusume is an ASS game.
>>2520727Its joke anon, bamboo is a literal hallway monitor
>>2520729She is stupid strong as a MANT rival for some reason, probably proccing Furious Feat. When I see Vodka or Pearl I get nervous
what do my fellow 5 borrow bros put in the background while grinding?i've been listening to those half hour WoW lore videos despite not playing retail in like 10 years
>>2520590Good luck nyaggers
>>2520734She has NSM in her skill pool as a rival, and the only thing that matters in career races is late race accels because everyone's stats are so similar after the flat 400 bonus
Why do both novices look like they're playing the most insane hands of all time...
I just realized something...gutsmaxing sucks.
>>2520741Beginner's luck.
>>2520735Iceberg videos or audiobooks
I'm a novice and just got bullied by a novice
>>2520718>has DominatorIn Soviet Tracen, Grass touches (You)
>>2520735The podcast I listen to is 8 years old now so I put on old episodes.
>>2520735Livestream vods or random youtube videosSometimes I play other games while playing uma too
>>2520735Nothing that I intently care about, as no matter what copes people have about multitasking and being productive, you can't do two things with full focus at one time, and that includes listening to a podcast/watching a show in the background etc. So a lot of the times just commentary on different topics of things I'm interested in. New developments on games, tech, the odd sport I'm interested in, and so on. Also reruns of old animes I like. Since I've seen them so many times I already know what's gonna happen but it's still fun to watch as a sort of comfort food
>BURN 3 FUCKING CLOCKS ON THE HANSHIN JUVIE>BURN 2 FUCKING CLOCKS ON THE SHUKA SHO >YES I BOUGHT SKILLS EARLY, CUNT>FAIL THE OSAKA HAI>FAIL THE VICTORIA MILE https://litter.catbox.moe/uyfzz9cq15ej2eho.PNGGOD DAMN YOU NARITA TAISHIN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>2520755SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>2520755Yup yup, that looks like the average Taishin run
>>2520755Potentialbros...we got gypped again...
I know I got skin conditions, my summer was bricked but holy shit guts low rolls make me want to die
>>2520755Honestly, while I understand that Brian and Oguri both have reliable ults and I assume Taishin's isn't, after training them both as Ends for this CM, I feel like buying midrace skills is largely worthless to actively detrimental, since it forces you too far forward then you get PDM into swallowed by the pack, since I get by with like 3 clocks per run on them with just buying Spurt and Nimble Navigator if given the option.
>>2520755I won't lie, I just buy End Straightaways and Lone Wolf and it just works.
>>2520762I heard that end straightaways isn't great and will nonbo in the actual CM paired with some other skill, IIRC Tracen Cheer. And lone wolf is a dead skill in the actual CM right?
Im at 600kCan I do it with 2x tp if I lock in?
>>2520767That's like 4 runs with 600k fans.
>>2520767There is enough time to do enough careers to get the rest of the rewardsWill you actually do them? Up to you my guy
>>2520766Lone Wolf is a great buy. Either it's free speed for you for cheap, or you're denying the other guy the free speed for cheap.
>>2520762Anybody that says backliners JUST WORK is such a retarded faggot. Like seriously, fuck you. It does not JUST WORK. I've done so many fucking late/end runs in MANT and they job. It doesn't fucking matter which one you're training, it doesn't matter how good their unique is, they will job 3-5 times every fucking run.
>>2520755Suffer
>>2520766I'll be honest, I don't think I saw anyone else proc Lone Wolf but me last CM. It is kind of a pain in the ass skill to get and on the bottom rung of "nice to haves" so no one bothers breeding it into their legacies.Now, Taishin is pretty clearly a meta pick for this CM and has it built in, so the question you're asking is "how many Taishins do I expect to see?" If you are running Taishin or Brian you may as well pick it. It's free stats.
Question, what do i grab for late surger, double circle mile straightaways or homestetch hastle?
20k caratsDo I pull for Inari?
For me, backliners just work.FRONTJOBBERS however do NOT work.
>>2520776I'd go for homestretch haste, I really like white spam over double circle.
>>2520778Do you also have like 60+ tickets? No? Then no
>>2520766Lone Wolf is still helpful in the cases no one else brings her, I like taking as much mid-race as I can because my current plan is more based on contingency plans. In a front heavy room, you don't have to worry about the straightaway skills making you go too far forward. In an end heavy room, it's nice to have more mid-race and get into a good position. If I'm in 6th, I can hit Pump even without Tracen Cheer. If I'm in 4th or above and I have it, I can hit Budding Blossom although admittedly Budding Blossom is one of those things you won't necessarily get. I'm just borrowing someone else's King that has it and I'll take it if I have space.>>2520772I don't know what to say, I haven't had much trouble lately with them. But at the end of the day it's luck of the draw, I was always getting my ass kicked when I ran Kitasan even with Angling for example but most people say running fronts is easy and I wouldn't necessarily disagree.
>>2520772I've been training almost exclusively backliners and it's all decided in junior year.Same uma, same skills, same schedule, more or less the same stats, but if I can get through Junior with 0-1 clocks it's an easy run. If I have to clock 3 or more times it's a fucking disaster.
>>2520779I haven't done a ton of tests for this one, but my fronts are hit or miss. My third front is mostly a jobber, so I'm gonna replace her with an end. They're what's giving me the most trouble right now. Turns out the Front Front End combo is one of the stronger ones
>>2520786>>2520783Runs are seeded, simple as.
Welp, I'm re-entering the Ryan mines for the first time since MANT started, wish me luck..
>>2520768>600k fansHuh? I thought its a matter of score you get by the end?
>>2520781I rolled anyway out of impulsiveness and mental retardation. I got her but now I have 10k how bricked am I.
>>2520792May God have mercy on your poor soul.
>>2520795>I got her but now I have 10k how bricked am IIf you save up all for next month you can spark Tachyon...once. You'll be like half a spark away from doing it twice. You could roll like 300+ times or more maybe, will be difficult to spark twice
The torenas yearn for the mines
>>2520795You'll probably be fine for Tachyon and Light Hello, but you have to skip everything leading up to it.
>>2520755>YES I BOUGHT SKILLS EARLY, CUNTEach run is seeded, sometimes my 250/250 0 skills Junior year Pace clears every race without problems, Nishino? Vodka? Pearl? all eating shit by 2L.Some other runs it doesn't matter if I have 350 by end of junior and bought a bunch of skills, she jobs every single race. So when I see my run is seeded for failure, I just glue it.
>>2520797Hmm I think...since my Shakur wit card guaranteed spurt, I can run Ryan as End Closer E for the rival hints!
>>2520800>everything leading up to it.I guess I have got no choice... what am I gonna miss out on>>2520798damn I'll be praying for some luckshittery
>>2520790Accounts themselves are seeded. Everyone is determined from the time they start their game which umas they have a good aptitude with. You could have an S Aptitude with Ryan and not even know it.
>>2520806that's pretty fucked then because I DO NOT have a good aptitude with my wife in that case
Where does the Edo theme for Inari Wan come from? What did the irl horse do?
>>2520805Sweepy, Shakur, camping Taiki/Dober, summer McQueen/Golshi, and Bamboo.Rickey has some free single pulls so might get lucky with her.
>>2520811he wasn't actually from edo
>>2520805https://files.catbox.moe/bag73g.pngUp to the Smart Falcon alt is all the umas between now and when Tachyon's banner starts.As far as cards, Tachyon is the big one, but Maruzensky Speed comes out a couple weeks earlier, they're right next to each other so you'll need to pass on that and grab it on a rerun/selector later if you wanted that
gg jongers but seriously, what the fuck are they feeding you fucks with those insane hands
>>2520819Thanks for the pic that's gonna be helpful as fuck for some time. Alright I think I can just skip all them bitches and get the Tachy, TRUST. Anyway thanks mang.
>>2520819We're pulling for camping Taiki btw.If we get camping Dober is a nice little bonus but the goal is Taiki.https://litter.catbox.moe/61el0zy5ndzfm41d.png
>>2520809There's three different aptitudes you can have. Career aptitude, general race aptitude, and plat aptitude. You could find it easy to get a good career with your uma, but do poorly with them in fun races and plats. Or you could struggle hard with careers, but the plats come to you more than you expect.
>Golshi gets a 0.25 speed ult while Inari has a 0.45 speed ultDo they ever update older uma ults? Will OG units just get obsolete over time?
do any of you play DRG? which umas would rock and stone? besides kawakami
>join match>complete novice>gets last placesasuga meI'm down for another match tho, just let me grab my phone and my comfy bed
GG jongers
>>2520822I feel this way but in reverse. Gonna use my tickets up for Dober and if I get Taiki instead that's fine too
Bread incoming
>>2520830>I feel this way but in reverseThey way you feel is irrelevant. I told you we're pulling for Taiki and I speak for the thread.
>>2520827I played DRG for a while but I've been out of the loop for the past two years of updates or so, a lot's changed. Been meaning to try and get back into it. Really fun game especially with some friends. I could imagine Team Canopus getting up to some shenanigans. Twin Turbo seems like a rock and stoner to me. ROCKushin is another likely candidate
>>2520832I'm not rolling for either.
>>2520828That's jong.It's probably pretty confusing as a complete noviceI don't think we're getting another game this late at night though
>>2520821You'll be fine, we have another login bonus soon, CM, 1.5 months of saving, main story gibs, anni gibs and free rolls. You just have to save hardcore. enjoy her lucky bastard IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>2520832But danchoouu..we just used all our carats trying to get you plat...
>>2520826Bro it's just badPulse. I think the way they update older umas is giving them lv 6 & 7 awakening, or just gives them usable alt. You can still use original outfit for your own visual anyway.
>>2520827I could see Fujin doing it
>>2520826Golshi's ult activates in the midrace and moves her up so she's usable everywhereInari's ult can only activate if she stayed in the back and then duels someone on the last straight so it needs bigger numberAlso they just buffed Teio and also gave her 2 more potential levels like Spe, sometimes they'll give them new Evolved skills
>>2520835>twin turbo scout main that either gets every nitra deposit or instantly dies to a cave leech two seconds into the mission
>>2520843>wagie becomes a digger on threatening planets just to support her familyDefinitely in character for her
>>2520832That banner's a skip from me, dawg.
>>2520838That's alright, I might as well get some practice now and Install the app in my phone anyway, night is young.>It's probably pretty confusing as a complete noviceTo be completely honest here the hours of demonic mahjong did help me a little in recognize the tiles patterns and what I should be looking for so I at least wasn't utterly lost when playing here, still don't know shit about the actual winning hands and what's not but I'll figure out as I go.
Should I go ahead and bake? I'll go find the stat block image.
>>2520832>we're
>>2520845Now that I think about it, you just KNOW Golshi would be a dr*llerhttps://files.catbox.moe/zvppo1.jpg
>>2520827DRG'd about a year or two ago in solo mode. I imagine (Rock and) CalSTONE light O Drilling through everything to make straight paths
>>2520850if you have to ask, then just do it. My answer is and will forever remain "I don't care"
>>2520853Yeah Calstone definitely came to mind as a potential candidate.Oh and let us not forget THE digger Shinko Windy. Her hole thing is diggin holes.
>>2520850Do it
>>2520851Yes, WE.This is a Taiki community. Always has been, always will be.
>>2520861What is this m*ler propaganda?
>>2520855Someone else already claimed the bake, that's why I'm asking.
>>2520863Nah I got it 30 secs
I will not eat the burger.Oguri already did...
>>2520863just check the catalogue one last time before you click submit just to make sure someone didn't bake as you were about to bake. Or just wait for that other guy. Like I said I don't really care either way
>>2520870>>2520870>>2520870MOVE
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>>2520862Not even that. Gran Alegria is a stronger Miler.
... oh no.Next Thread: >>2520870
>>2520877Anon I...
>>2520877It's Hokkover..
>>2520824please don't post things like these, there are retards that actually believe them
>he doesn't know
>>2520900 >>2520906Hey, at least I'm justified in A)not baking and B)saying I didn't want a previous in my OP because I'd fuck it up...The vindication on B tastes bitter.
