https://www.hltv.org/
>k-karrigan was the proble-ACK
best player on the best team of stage 1
9z Team, Astralis, Aurora Gaming, B8, BetBoom Team, BIG, FlyQuest, FURIA, FUT Esports, G2 Esports, Gaimin Gladiators, GamerLegion, Heroic, Legacy, Lynn Vision Gaming, M80, MIBR, Monte, MOUZ, Natus Vincere, NRG, paiN Gaming, PARIVISION, Sharks Esports, SINNERS Esports, Team Falcons, Team Liquid, Team Spirit, Team Vitality, The MongolZ, THUNDERdOWNUNDER, and TYLOO will be competing in THE IEM Cologne Major 2026!
i hope these aussie cunts make it through the first stage
>spamming dozens of 'woos at the start of the thread 35 hours before anyone might possibly give a shit about cs
Now that the 'Woo has blessed this thread, we can be ready for the MajorI hope you all are preparing, it's gonna be a blast
friendly ignore and report off topic posters/spammers
>>2532627the WOO is on topic
>>2532628This He IS the topic, for he is CS
the classic 'wooslide to end a thread is genny culture now :)
my mousies :)
Thy mousies :)
>>2532441this is nuts
Faze should have listened to Elige and been more structured.Now they all lose.
>>2532665Elige is washed he needs to IGL desu
>ohne: nothing is locked yet (talking about Cologne)FUCK ESL
>>2532668>elliot page>elipage>elige
>>2532713fucking jews hate him
>no ohne at cologneWAS
can faze make the EWC?
>>2532743They needed to win vs NiP in order to pass Monte for the invite. I think they can still do it via the open qualifiers but I don't think they're goin.
Faze can make it to anything after they kick jcobbb and broky
>>2532743nope lol
>>2532743
>>2532827What team do anime enjoyers support?
-broky+s1mple-jcobbb+jimpphat
frozen is the same kind of anchor destroying vampire as spinx
>should be monsey>is monesy>should be sphinx>is spinx>should be kerrigan>is karrigan>should be torsi>is torzsi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY BABYEAGLESNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2533157They like all the (you)s anons keep giving them.
>>2533109wtf big has good players in other esports?
Is Broky improving or just a nice guy, cause I can't understand why Faze is keeping him
based 'woo making em seethe
>>2533186I noticed chikaner has started samefagging since no one would give him any (you)s.Either way once the major starts we should be rid of most of this cancer.
careful!it's the chikanbearpig! he's coming right for us!
Broky will get back into form for the second 2026 season
just 25 more weeks
>Major and divegrass world cupJune is loaded boys
no israelis detected in stage 1 of the majorit will be potentially free of hasabara psyops
the stage1 lads
>>2533650Liquid 3-0
>>2533650elige's bald head shines out like a beacon in this kek
>>2533650thunderdownunder will rape
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2061064820577747137Kek, may0nesy in his "prime" tied with players who have been inactive for 5+ years. And SunPaypal with only 2 kwab.
>>2533896
>>2533896monesy can win with bot nexazywoo without superteam: 2 tournaments in 4 years
Hey everybody, chikaner here! Just wanted let ya'll know I'm clocking out for the day. See you tomorrow!
>>2533997How come Richard Lewis is able to act polite on air when this dude can't
>>2533999Why would you want everybody to be polite? That edge is what makes him entertaining. Same with kassad. Those sometimes completely out of pocket takes are what makes their podcast worth watching. Do you really want more pimps and dupreehs turning analysis desks into snooze fests?
>>2534018I mean you'll have to pretend to be polite if you want to keep getting those talent slots. That's what I'm talking about, I know Lewis is not the same person on his podcast vs on air. He's able to pretend lol
>>2534024>you'll have to pretend to be polite if you want to keep getting those talent slotsAnd that's why most desk segments between games have become something you just mute and do something else in those 15 minutes (looking at you ESL). They are devaluing the broadcast because they are afraid that somebody making an edgy joke will have sponsors bailing or some shit.
>>2533999Thorin has a massive ego and hates when people disagree with him. He has interesting takes but he's in love with himself.
https://x.com/mibrdadepre/status/2061258939157639628AI going crazy
>>2534197kek
>thorin hate in 2026
https://youtu.be/LB0IaBwZrig
>>2533896KWAB
>>2533896love seeing my nigga apex on top
>>2534226austins too much CS take is retarded. he was saying "oh i didnt even know astana was on! and CS is my career!" how hard it is it to check HLTV once a day? we have a perfect amount of CS at the moment and its good for scene to have events that not every top 15 team attends to give the little guys a chance at some VRS and prize money
>>2534241I didn't read it as he literally didn't know Astana was going on but I agree that his take is completely retarded. Competition between TOs is great for us the viewer who gets tons of arena tournaments for free. Also if your a fan of smaller teams you actually get to see them on the big stage for once. Also the idea of "viewership fatigue" is stupid. Nobody aside from terminally online people how made CS their career (Austincsgo) has this issue. You chose this, the rest of us just watch whatever whenever we feel like it.
What if my 3-0's lose and my 0-3's win tomorrow
>>2534310What are your 3-0s and 0-3s anon?
>>2534317
https://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/2061376641431998780TDU would never
>>25343255 koalas at best
>>2534318I'd put TDU as a 0-3 instead of Sharks. Literal bedroom org with CS hobbyists somehow getting to the world championship via being in the Asia region.Tyloo is a bold choice for making it but I respect the gamble.
>>2534337My justification is that TDU have nothing to lose, no expectations of winning, and are pocketing a shitload of money from stickers/viewer pass with no org share. They are just vibing, a potential upset with such good mental.And I believe in Jamyoung.
>>2534346Sure they have no pressure but you are more or less saying that a stack of Australian(!!!) Faceit 10 players are going to beat real pro teams.
Donkbutt >donkbuttDonkbutt >donkbuttDonkbutt >donkbuttDonkbutt >donkbutt
>>2534437
>>2534445imagine you get a hug from this lil dude like that.id die
>>2534437>>2534445>>2534448you niggas gotta die
>>2534475i would gladly let donk snap my neck
>>2534445crazy that this dude chased the bag just to get humiliated over and over againgotta be his kink or something
>>2534475you are so cool bro
>>2534476donk wouldn't do that
>>2534520How would donk kill someone (in real life, not in game) then?
https://www.hltv.org/news/44739/jks-its-a-bit-demotivating-but-we-have-to-have-better-results-so-that-we-can-play-these-events
>>2534547+SPUNJ as coach, easy fix
>>2534523hed get this close and you would die of a heart attack
>>2534549But how can SPUNJ continue funding Australian VRS LANs at that point? They'd have a conflict of interest?
these joke australians teams shouldn't be allowedthere shouldn't be tournaments in australia either. don't force real teams to fly for 20 hours. australians can fly to europe if they want to watch live. same with usa desu.
anybody post the s1mple recreation by 1uke yet?
Australians run the world from behind the scene, you are now coming to slowly realise it.
anyone feel like can xantares can finally do it?
>>2534572Nah he's fucked mate
chuds?
>>2534577Looks like the EWC payments didn't go through for BIG Clan
>>2534577Bigotality would never
NEW BANKS AND DEVILWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://youtu.be/LeVgUoZRPJw
>>2534566>these joke australians teams shouldn't be allowedUnironically. The last Talking Counter episode were SPUNJ was waffling about how TdU was his "ideal CS team" had my blood pumping. You've got a team of 5 randoms playing in a dogshit region against dogshit teams in dogshit tournaments but for some reason they get the same VRS points as EU teams. And because of that they get to attend the Major, the world championship of CS, simply because they come from said dogshit region. A world championship is supposed to be the pinnacle of the sport with the best teams from across the globe competing but for some reason we have these rules that just get random teams an entry pass. The likes of TdU, The Huns, etc would get fucking raped by a random T3 Russian team grinding betting cups. It's insane.
>>2534597holy seethe
>>2534597There's straight up like two dozen eu t2 teams that deserve it more.
>>2534600Nice reply. Now please formulate an argument why the 50th best team in the world should be allowed to go to the World Championship over the 23rd best team.https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2026/april/6I'd also like to share this interesting post from MischiefCS2 which visualizes play between regions. One region stands out with exceptionally high VRS incest rates.https://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2/status/2044476226467676318#m
>>2532502love this pic
>>2534613>Nice reply. Now please formulate an argument why the 50th best team in the world should be allowed to go to the World Championship over the 23rd best team.>https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2026/april/6>>I'd also like to share this interesting post from MischiefCS2 which visualizes play between regions. One region stands out with exceptionally high VRS incest rates.>https://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2/status/2044476226467676318#m
Why do like half the people here seem to have an issue being genuine?
>>2534622son there is always SingaporeYou'll have to beat FaZe to it though!
>>2534625This is exactly what I mean. I am genuine when I talk about what should qualify a team to the Major, your response is to assume my team didn't make it to the Major while larping as a FaZe fan. You don't have to reply to a post if you have nothing to add besides a crying basedjak.
>>2534689
>>2534693today people would say this video has "AURA" instead of mocking it
Total Australia Victory
>>2534693
>>2534689BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI
>>2534689why do zoomers like dad shoes so much?
donk's getting fat..
>>2534745
>>2534745>>2534752looks better a little chunky like during early 2024
>>2534728They are comfy af.I looooooooove running shoes.
>>2534728Thick sole gives a height boosts (heightmogging), ones like donk's are expensive (walletmogging) and >>2534820
>>2534745The magixx effect
In one month's time-overpass+cache
love all the cherrypicking cope people use to try and prove that top players they seethe about are actually bad.
BRING BACKVERTIGO
no one says this ^
MANY are saying this
i love watching vertigoi dont care if it's a shit map
Why do people have such strong opinions about niko?
>>2533896>age : 21>total winnings : 987koh they're scared lol
will they ever fix jitter
>>2534984what do you mean by this? scared of his earnings?
>>2534990it's a common 4chan thing, people lash out in anger and fear at any player who might upset their favorite or "goat"it's also an aging unc seethe as zoomers outperform their former heros
>>2534987no they will also never fix the weird stickiness when you run near players
>>2533896>m0nesy tied with Skadoodle (except without a major)you can't make this shit up KEK
>>2534597> the Major, the world championship of CSEWC is bigger
are we going to be seeing increased levels of seethe towards falcons and arabs since they won europes only sport yet again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfCQ2QbzpLsThe backstabber confirms fattigan was goated and that "faze magic" is nothing more than divine intervention
>>2535033>set title to clickbait when you publish it>change it constantly because you're A/Bmaxxingi'm so sick of google's shit
are we pretending we watch youtubeslop now
>>2535158how'd robin get the permanent cumshot mark
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that shitty sign my petition thread every time I search cs on vm
>>2532427>TIER1>TIER1.1>TIER3It's settled then.
>>2535394What does that make teams not even present?
Why are russian twinks so OP in counterstrike
>>2535415In reality only the first like 16 teams matter. The rest are just there to be there. You've got 32 teams on the list, who's missing outside of faze?
>>2535437They are not. Fat French are. (skill is stored in fat)
I hope vitality, spirit and navi all bomb out and fail to win this major.
>HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT US BIG BONED BROS
counterstrike should have all national teams in parallel with regular orgs like most sports do for the olympics/world cup
>>2535460The discussions always derail to shit as soon as one of these teams win. Also, maybe add any Brazilian stack to this list along with Falcons. I hope it's some underdog team but the chances aren't great.
>>2535467So WCG.
>>2535394>>2535415I'd be okay with g2, fut or mongolz taking it as far as stage 2, 3 teams go.
>>2533650grim (the hairline) (on the player named grim)
it doesn't go to shit when hasbartality wins it dies because nobody actually cares about them, just one or two ironic shitposters pretending to be fans
>>2533650gl is the only team that has the potential to reach s3.
>>2535488I just don't want vitality to win another one. They've got enough and I don't want spirit or navi taking one because it always attract polniggers. That's for starters.
>>2535500attracts*
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTtRd_ORuUDAHz9I3qDgr2nsRxT7HsXutsFEUgREp6vxaAEJVUmex5vjwOpFGRjz3kaKQeMuPSJX0C9/pubhtmlhttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3149465/pro-sexual-status-tracker
>>2535511ip grabber do not click
>>2535520I already know y'alls ips I don't need a grabber.
>darkmode
>>2535017And there we have him. The next disingenuous faggot.
>>2535531It's objectively bigger, it has the largest prize pool of any event this year
>>2535537>2mil>largest
>>2535542do you think there's another tournament with a prize pool larger than that?
EWC is the #1 event this year at 2MAstana is #2 at 1.6M
>>2535537>prizepoolNigga please. We both know that that astroturfed Saudi event is not held in the same regard by anybody in or following the competitive CS scene.
>>2535544Yes. Dotards 2 will outdo it but if you don't want to count that beyond the established prize pool then the League's Worlds will definitely have a >$2mil prize pool.Also picrelated.
>prestige in eSportshalf the players and some of the teams have retarded cringe names only a 12 year old thinks sounds goodPlus there's no fucking prestige in a game that's not even 3 years oldYou lost the prestige argument the second you moved off 1.6The only eSport who can claim prestige is basically brood war
>>2535547>Astana is #2 at 1.6MRetard.
>>2535572It has prestige, in the scene. It doesn't matter what people outside of the group think about a team called GamerLegion competing for a trophy in a game of shoot-the-terrorists.
>>2535574?
>poverty tier prize pool>prestige?
>>2535596>club sharesYeah, doesn't count.
>>2535022>are we going to be seeing increased levels of seethe towards falcons and arabs since they won europes only sport yet again?called it
>>2535022>europes only sportWhat's that? Fucking niggerfooty?
>>2535601I'll be straight with you. Club shares is just teams delegating the issue of negotiating prize money share between team and player to the TO. Even before that the "club share" was a thing it just wasn't visible on hltv.
>noo that money doesn't countnew cope just dropped
i won my intermediate playoff game in the lowerbracket i am 3-1 and we are 3 games from mainkinda raped the enemy team too, next match is a rematch from groups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUjSUWv_XURL is reviewing the Falcons failure. Get in here asap!
>>2535712
>>2535717>kissing your homie who's always there to hold angles and cover your six while you're defusingThis is normal, not gay.
vitality don't make the final
>>2535700>kisses women = straightkek never heard of beards or bisexuality
still don't understand why niko makes people angryjust a based serb bro who has made nearly 2 mil from tourney winnings
>>2535753read the notes
>>2535758People project their insecurities on other more successful people. They're just deeply unhappy with their own lives.
>>2535758idk but it's hilarious, the dude is a gigachoker and always provides us with some comedy
>>2535771>1.8M prize total>choker?there's only 10 players who have made more than him and many of them are much older
NiKo > s1mple
I want to go back to 2013 but with a descent competition instead of it being the plumber era.
>>2535775are you conflating money with titles?
>>2535784decent*
>>2535785money beats titlesthere's no prestige in a 2.5 year old game lol
87-0 still greatest cs achievement of all time
>>2535780shroud > all
>>2535788>money beats titlesdelicious cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vHT7lIaPAwPretty cool. Man if FaZe was here it would've been so fucking sick.....
>>2535839Faze were in the video though!
esports fans are such nouveau riche dogs trying to larp about prestige lmaothere's a handful of real sports with prestigeeven the top esport is still sub handball tier
>>2535880>nouveau richeenglish website, paco
>>2535880Most esports fans are zoomoids, give them a break. The old crowd moved the fuck on a long time ago.
no one is watching your """sports""" for rich assblasted faggots
>richard lewis is saying niko is the problem in falconswhere you at crying anime pixie poster?
>trying to talk about prestige>get mad about actual prestigetop jej
>13 hours before "le synagogue of counter strike" C0l0gne M0j0r>0 and I mean literally zero (0) hypegrim!
>>2536089the major starts at the stage 3
>>2536132it's chick-fil-ajust ignore mate
>>2535728not like this nikoantis...
>>2535458We need some rio 2022 esque kino where all the favorites bombed on stage 3 to make this major interesting.
>>2536625you mean Paris, more favorites bombed out in Paris than Rio i believe. though Rio had it's fair share of failures too (i remember Faze going 0-3)
>>2535511https://www.instagram.com/anjasuder/How does an ugly hippo like karrigan pull a baddie like that?
>>2535511I'm pretty sure frozen has a gf. She was with twistzz's hag on the starladder stages and plays with her on faceit. So my GOAT confirmed STRAIGHT.
>>2536705
MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR
>>2536705he's a multimillionare
chuds EXPLAINhow did we not know about this?????? this would explain why all the Israeli players are the best wouldnt it. very very sussy baka
>>2536810erm is it over chuddies?
>>2536810aieeeeee chudbros we've been hasbara'd since the start
>>2536810
OH NO NO NO WOOBROS
>>2536884>monesy and niko above naviNOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
>>2536901Hasbaratality bros... Not like this...QUICK, SOMEONE SEND THE GOLDEN HORNETS A MILLION DOLLARS SO THAT THEY BOOST ZYWOO STICKERS!!
>>2536810https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Daankdaank go make maps
what in the cringe has this thread become, sweet jesus
>666 rpm
this bitch is chopped af ong
>>2536938russians destroy everything
sure is russians, not the blogposters, not the kwab!!!tard, not the danedog posting about his fat drugs, not the fag who fight for the op and never add "esport discussion", and surely not the americans talking about cod, rl, and other shit nobody cares
8 more hours bros
being angry about danes is such a strange thing
>>25371328 more hours until T3 CS
are september tournaments not announced or is this everything? the starseries was like a t3 event last year and fissure like t1.5
>first two matches are china vs america and anglos(aussies) vs slavspeak /int/fights
I hate Australians so fucking much
Rollbit sponsored thread
big fan of aussies me
>>2537641Glad to have you back chink
Everyone keeps calling each other niggers but have you ever encountered a real black cs player
>>2537678refrezh
I had a dream this night: that a antiwoo would arise some time in the future, and he would be chinese. Don't know when, but not very soon no, but 5 years top.
>>2537765The anti-woo would be algerian or vietnamese or english
>INITIALIZING PROTOCOLS>OPENING STRAT FILES>OPERATION COLOGNE: ACTIVE>SUBJECT D0-NK: AWAKENED SUCCESSFULLY>DEPLOYING FOR: COLOGNE, GERMANY>MISSION OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE TEAM VITALITY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY>PROJECTED MISSION SUCCESS RATE: 100%
Major edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsIEM Cologne Major>Previously>>2518793Reminder: Ignore all low effort bait posts and report all off-topic posts.
>>2537915
>>2537952Get Ratz out of there as well
>>2538104
>>2532452>no Blamenatic>no nip>no fazethis major lacks serious aura, its a good thing we have CHUNDERDOWNUNDER taking a valuable spot at the bottom
i cant with this dude, hes such a qt
can't wait for this thread to devolve into third worlders schizo chimping each other (even more than usual)
WE ARE NIGGER BROKY
>>2537952lmfao so subtle but so well donegood job sir
>>2538109Why does this pic unironically go so hard?
1 more hour until we see tdu HUMBLED
wtf is this? falcons academy bringing back 6 man rosters?>>2538161*2 hourstdu haters gonna get humbled
>>2538162nato is the coah
>>2538161No wait its FlyHome
Now that the dust has settled, why NA scene is such a disaster? Even asia who barely cares about cs, was able to spawn the mongolz.
>>2538170>dogBC.game>seagullBIG>meatloafVRS points
>>2538180What about this one?
>>2538175better than australia
>>2538185>sea cowMajor>icebergHLC Belgrade>pigeonFaze
If Flyquest or Tdu win a match today, I'll sing the Australian national anthem while cutting my balls off
Wake the fuck up fattieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ynmamX5lYUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7oISE-2jbwWE. ARE. LIVE.>>2538223Here's the anthem btw:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>2532441
>30 minutes to start Rape ESL
What is this traitor doing?
Three weeks of good ass CS
We, yes we, us, nous, are all rooting for the Aussies.
>>2538233ash is doing the pick'ems, spunj even cried about it
>>2538233Those are Ash's picks, turn on your speakers.
>>2538233>>2538237>>2538239lel Freya just asked Spunj if he's okay to be screenshotted like this and he said hell yeah send it to the PM as well haha
>>2536733
Is we watching M80 vs LVG or FQ vs Sinners?>>2538249TDU are the boys doebeit
im so fucking exited for this major you guys.
Are there multiple matches at the same time?
>>2538254You do have 2 monitors and 4 ears, right anon?
FlyQuest are fucked, they barely play they barely practice. Half their roster is living in europe and half in Australia.
>>2538259What about TDU?
Do you think ESL learned from last year?
>>2538262All they've played are shitty AU teams but they have the good vibes buff
>>2538254Why are they doing this... Makes no sense to me
>>2538264100% that shit mega illegal in greater turkey.>>2538265good vibes + sexter and alistair trust the process
>>2536942>American game mostly, You have to expect this.
>>2538261donk giving niko flowers before fucking him again, like in rio, astana and budapestniko been washed, he has not fucked anyone in ages.karrigan is punishing him was we speak right now
behead all d0nkists shitting up the thread with their gigafaggot fantasies
>>2538271>100% that shit mega illegal in greater turkeyJust yelling nigger is borderline but playing the HH song from Ye will get you in trouble for promoting Nazism or some shit.
>>2538283yelling nigger will get you kicked from the stadium but the hh song will get you arrestedand I'm sure this time they're serious after what happened last time
>>2538279>donk bots>zywoo bots>faze fags>australians>slavs>literal homosWHO ELSE ? add other niggers you don't like in this thread to the list
what percentage is demo analysis in winning a major?
>>2538285I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but there's nothing fun about shitting up a CS thread with nonstop homoposting.
I hope flyquest dies
rooting for all apac teams by default
EMILIAQQQQQQQQQ
2 is all they get
>>2538298#FlyUp
STORY(THE PLAYER NOT THE STORY)
This is who you're losing to burgers... Explain yourselves!
Now this is the AU CS I know
Flychads what was that......
4v5 usps winning on retake huh
>>2538312it should've been impossible for them to lose thatradar screenshot moment
>lvg, flyquest:|>tyloo, tdu:D
6 is all they get
FLY GODS
DAY 1 STAGE 1. ARE WE BACK? CS IS ALIVE AND THRIVING
surely it's -inferno +cache next season
>>2538279you on the right
>>2538345-gaynubis
>>2538349anubis is fun
>>2538348no that's ME on the LEFT
how was jks ever allowed in a t1 team?
you are doing the hands, right anon?
>>2538360i dont know what you mean, flygods have this in the bag, i dont need to do anything, just sit back and watch the win roll in
>>2538356You see there's this concept called time. 4trannies really should learn about it.
>>2538364the hands? the 67 hands? cmon unc you know 67 right?
Fly doing better than I thought they would. I was hearing before about how the team has been split up recently and not praccing
>>2538368Trans Post.
>>2538368my entire sense of humour revolves around saying the n word on cs2 voice
>>2538373Yet you're too scared to say it on 4tran. Curious.
>>2538371I dont know what a trans post is unc, all i know is i saw 67 on my monitor and i did the hands
>>2538374racism outside /b/ is against the rules, newfriend
>>2538376>>2538377Highly transcoded 4tran posts.
Reminded once more how much I dislike bo1's
lol @ this botquest vs binners
>>2538379
OCE REPRESENTLET'S GO FLYQUEST
EUsissies status???
OVERTIME LESSSGOOOOOOOO
ez4fq
jaybuh
Hmm EUsissies how come your best teams struggle against bottom tier Auschads?
flyCHADS just RAPED your pickems
>>2538426putting FQ 0-3 is retarded, theyre not THAT bad. they not getting through though
flyquest tards get wallbanged in the exact same spot every single round
Ummm koala haters?
/weakmind/
>>2538410dafaq you mean?every eu country wishes to genocide their neighboring countries, and you na tards and kangorootards talk about eu as if we care about each other lmao.lost wars to fent and emus kek
>>2538437sinners t2 cheater team
>>2538440
GOATCHADS 1 ROUND TO GO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's another flyquest 2-0 to 2-3 special
>>2538450So koalas fuck more than the average 4trancel?
>>2538444You lost to the weather.
why is sinners wasting our time with this randy bullshit? just forfeit, you aren't going anywhere
OK, that USP double dink was fucking filthy.
flyquest is so bad, they're still flying home
auschads win AGAIN
FUCK YOUR PICK EMSFUCK YOUR PICK EMSFUCK YOUR PICK EMS
FLYKINGS WE REIGN
PICK EM SISSIES?
NETTIK THE SUPERIOR TIK THAN BEASTIK
>>2538481What do you mean? Real ones know that ShartQuest is doing the 2-0 to 2-3 special and made their pickems accordingly.
I will NEVER fall for the "aussies will 0-3" ever again
>>2538478They're flying home no matter what you fucking retard, that's how travel works.
>>2538489>that's how travel works.Proof???????
>>2538492Go to Australia.
>>2538492check your mums pussy, i left some proof in there just for you
>>2538496EU bros...how do we come back from this
>>2538345-overpass for sureNo one plays it. Good map though.
kl1mple will RAPE TdU
ALRIGHT THUNDER DOWN UNDER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEUROPE DOWN, AMERICA NEXT
>>2538498The only cum back they know is kissing their mums after I cum on her back.
>>2538370That was indeed what happened. Flyquest barely played any tournament cause they had issues having their team be in the same place. If any aussies are aware, exactly why were some of their players stuck in Australia? They're full time CS players not plumbers.
back to back auschad DOMINATION
>>2538505How do you guys keep getting away with it
ausKINGS are RAPING your pickems and basically you are fucking RETARDED
Unironically, the seethe caused by people underestimating Australian teams for the hundredth time is pretty fucking funny.
Just got back from Liquorland with a couple of slabs of VB. Tonights going to be a movie cunts. Cheers and remember #FuckYourPickems
2-0 to 2-3 every time
>>2538514can't argue. should have learned from last major
ausGODS
>>2538516Performative fake Australian.
shut the fuck up
that was amateur hour from aushits
>>2538523What happened last major hmm tranny?
WTF GABE NEWELL IS PLAYING CS?????
>>2538518And the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that...The last time the Aussies went 0-3 was Antwerp 2022.
>>2538521Nah mate, this is how a real country aussie bloke speaks. You probably live in a big city like Melbourne or Sydney, ya fucking poof!
>>25385270-3
>>2538523do we really want to talk about previous performances right now
>>2538536chinese teams also suck so what
>>2538529There's still a chance Tdu goes 0-3
>>2538538less likely than goats down under going 3-0
>>2538530See>>2538521
I was wondering where I recognize tjp from; I saw him play a few games on Rooster
>>2538530I drink a latte most days of the week, country aussies would be mean to me
time for a 3rd dare iced coffee
>>2538289Dude, saying donk is a qt is not homo.It's your dirty mind that makes it so. I can say he's cute as button and be 100% straight.0% insecure about me self, mate.
>>2538552donk doesnt want to stand next to that nasty whore
>>2538532?
>>2538552me in the middle smelling her hair
never forget that kl1m was racist to braziliansasswipe
>>2538558brazilians are animals, not a race
>>2538556lucky matchups
>>2538556FQ killer of BR teams damn lol
How are Auschads just dabbing on MIBR?
damn... AusGODS are just too strong for us...
>>2538560See >>2538532 and then>>2538556
>>2538557isnt that dosia, goatimagine you are that dude, being some fat ugly dude, running around cs events for 10 years fucking everything.should have been born in russia when this dude can get some and me being in shape and handsome(my mom says so) and good paying job and i have to fight over a 3/10 with 50 other dudes.
so australia is good huh? how many tournaments have they won?
God I fucking hate Inferno, it's such a shit map can't believe it's still in rotation
these brazilian kids fucking SUCK lol
>>2538570More this year than Faze or Falcons.
vrs #64 vs #20 lmao
>>2538289No. Karri-posters are never sarcastic.We're the only sane people on here.Only straight group.We have not migrated on here from other faggot /VM/ threads, /pw/, /anime/, >>>/lgbt/ >>>/pol/ >>>/tv/ and plebitt like the newfags on here have done. >REMEMBER - most users on here look like TJP from ThunderDownUnder E-sports.
???How did FQ win against Sinners, they literally didn't fucking play as a team in 2026
ausdogs ready for the br comeback?
>>2538595>REMEMBER - most users on here look like TJP from ThunderDownUnder E-sports.Good at CS?
>>2538596It was basically a dm
>>2538581its inferno and a BO1 calm down
>>2538596There's this thing called the internet. You can like play with other people together and even talk to each other like you're all sitting right there.
LMAOOOO MIBR
>>2538596They won more rounds.
>>2538473lol cow pop is an FAT inbred Retard faggot that supports LGBTQ+ >/magog/fags get in here
>>2538596>how did they win vs t3 radar teamlol
insanisisters...
>>2538596a team with jks, ins and vexite ever losing to some dogwater literal whos
>>2538596Aussies had to nerf themselves to give the rest of the competition a chance
Ummm why did we underestimate Auschads for the 10th time in a row?
insani matchfixer
ausCHADS 1-0 poolCHINKlosers 0-1 pool
imagine not being australiancouldnt be me
lul we all know both ausshit teams will go 2-3 out in the groupstage
It's hard to watch these stage 1 games. You could tell me it's a demo from a game I played last year and I'd believe it
The Aussies are slaying the Brazilians AGAIN
>ausBVLLS underestimated AGAIN
>>2538618Why EUsissies seethe so hard like this?
>>2534355>>2534337I'm sorry bro but this is what I was talking about when I meant no expectations and good vibes. Pressure free gaming and look at how much fun the Tdu rookies had
good morning flyCHADS
>>2538635Don't forget the TduGAWDS
Uhhh these stats aren't right lol
>MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDINGSee You in 2 hours when BiG will be playing on Home Turf. Sieg Heil !
Another major where 0-3 AU pickers are humbled.
tyloo are so likableshame they are chinese, which negates it
>>2538642>he doubts GODquidlol, lmao even
>>2538645
>>2538645i picked the chinese
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIALISTAIR, YOU'RE THE BEST FACEIT PLAYER I EVER MET, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD.NICEST GUY ON THE PLANET, PERFECT TEAMMATE!
>>2538645They ALWAYS snatch a game and go 'fuck your pickems' after, I don't know why people haven't learned yet.
asiatics btfo (includes seething ziggers)aussies make cs so funnythank you kangaroo mens
Starting to think this current VRS system is just to keep CS an EU game.The whole system works by denying nonEU teams spots at tournaments except for the major.
>>2538658You'd think that after four years people would take the hint
>>2538660competetive cs has always been an EU game
>>2538660almost every tournament used to have at least 1 qual spot per region now its just rigged vrs slop
>ausgods won>typoo losinga new century of humiliation
are we watching flom or olof?
>>2538667Yet they used to allow other regions to enter.
>>2538660EUchuds will keep crying about how Aussie teams are taking the spots of good EU tier 2 teams but they still job to the Australians.
THE RAPEDand Hades, Snax, and viridian
MIBR and Sinners were supposed to be one of the better teams in stage 1 weren't they lol
>>2538678snax is also raped thoughever
>>2538673doesn't seem to be a problem for the teams talented enough to compete in tier1-2 cs (like mongolz)I get the feeling you want some charity spots for tier3 chinese teams or something
>>2538682mibr maybe, sinners no
>>2538684Sinners is some tier-2 stack that fluked a LAN, they were one of the more obvious 0-3 picks since EUsharts always take one spot in that bracket
>>2538656I feel this major is the Brazilians' turn to 0-3
>>2538695BRs went under the radar but they literally ran 24/7 SA exclusive vrs farm lans. They're the most undeserved teams here.
>>2538687You mean that the teams which keep getting invited to T1 events keep a high schote because they are invited to T1 events?
Shit I'm late to watch b8, but glad they won.
Dexter is literally a part time CS player now and MIBR still lost to him
remember when chinks forfeit spammed to make sure they all made the major? and seethed at aus having 2 (two) vrs lans for the whole season? and turns out playing games is better practice
>>2538710Sexter has always been a full time dad.
>>2538711that's what australia and mongolia is doing too
Aussies deserve to be at the major
>>2538715Which forfeits from either?
>>2538715you will never be able to show me an aus team winning an entire lan with zero matches played
>>2538717valve keep OCE spots to gatekeep diamond coins from tourists and statsfags
>>2538719fraud farm lans who cares
>>2538721 reminder
>>2538723I mean you quite literally do care.Now answer the question.
gaymerlegion vs nrg will be well pengnrggers will redeem
>>2538731it literally doesn't matter how you do it
Both aussie teams are gonna 1-3 just to fuck with people's pickems
>>2538735dexter literally said their goal is to fuck people's pickems
>>2538734Hmmm yes now notice that's again not answering my question.
>>2538738gonna cry? 25 years of zero cs achievements. australia is just garbage.
>>2538742See>>2538738
>>2538748>literally cryingamazing
Hmmm? When are Faze playing?
>>2538751See>>2538738
https://steam.tv/csgo you watching?
>>2538756see >>2538751
>typoo lose>chink melty ITTwhy is he like this
>wake up from a coma just in time for the majorFaZeGODs, are we winning this?
>>2538760See>>2538738
>player called KOALA>not aussie
crazy how flyquest is simultaneously 2 best teams in australia
>>2538767He's playing like shit right now, obviously not an aussie
>>2538772how many australian mvps?
>>2538751>>2538760Stop embarassing yourself you mentally ill chink.Everybody knows chinks pushed their teams by forfeiting games.
>>2538777yes local farm lans shouldn't be allowed
>>25387733 or 4.
time for fatmerica to get raped
/our chink/ is back wtf
>>2538779So all of asian CS should be disqualified?
>>2538788only eu teams should be allowed
>>2538790the ones who lost? those EU teams?
>>2538788tyloo and lynn always fall apart anyways. half the time they're just running around like headless chickens by round 6
>>2538793you're still flying home in a couple of days
>>2538790You mean the match fixers?
>>2538755dia-chan...
>>2538797no he means the DMA cheaters
>>2538796Yeah that's how all tournaments work.
>>2538806there's 3 weeks left faggot
>>2538799Dia would buy out the Falcons roster and save CS
>>2538807Yeah and you'd still fly home at the end.
why can't we just be genuine. does every thread need to be full of bad faith trolling shit
Is this Niko's last real chance to win a major? He ain't getting any younger bros... his stats are slipping more and more with every tourny
no one has a problem with aussies if they're competetiveno one in EU at least
>>2538823he'll become an igl and win it first try
>>2538823igl soon
>>2538821I am being genuine about Ausgods.
>>2538824ausgooks aren't
>>2538821check the URL boss, its what the site is for. ill discuss something CS with you genuinely if you want tho anon you can pick the topic :D
>>2538809true
>>2538830more than any asians apart from mongolz
br0-7...
>>2538824why'd you have a problem with aussies in the first placetier-2 eu teams aren't much better than tdu or flyquest to be granted a spot, all cs2 majors had an eu team in 0-3 except saarladder where 2 chinks took it
>>2538821we love ausGODS here
its all well and good to complain about the state of this general but just remember that some years ago csgog on /vg/ was made completely unusable by avatarfagging trannies to the point of it completely dyingcs2g is incredible by comparison
aus is like 50% chinese and indianwhat a freak country
>>2538856*has a spergout about op being le wrong for 500 posts*
>>2538856
i love that stage 3 teams talk so much shit because it's the only time they can lol
>>2538851>if they're competetiveI've never had a problem with aussies, apart from maybe two tournaments they had no business being in but got into because of region shenanigans, but I would have that same problem with any team from anywhere
>>2538867because we have to listen to nigger spunj shilling for aus teams all year
All of these stage 1 teams don't belong at a major if we're being honest anyway
>>2538873trying too hard matehe's always critical of them and has gotten into hot water with some of the more passionate au fans
>>2538873I mean, he's not exactly hiding that he's being a massive homer for themdon't have a problem with that eithert. EU
>>2538879stage 1 is just rmr replacement
>>2538882no he literally keeps saying they deserve a chance
>>2538879trvke
>>2538890I've watched the game and I didn't hear him saying that. Must've missed it, could you provide a clip by any chance?
>>2538890dunno what to tell you, he very frequently speaks about doubling-down on criticism because of the perceived australian bias
absolutely grim(the player, not the state of the match)
>>2538896>>2538897when did he say that aus teams dont deserve to go to tournaments? provide clip.
>>2538900nobody said that he says that, what? for criticism of flyquest, you're free to watch literally any vod where he casted a flyquest game
The chinks have gone insane or maybe they always were?
>>2538911>you're free to watch literally any vod where he casted a flyquest game
>fuck your pickems - sexterBASED
Sharks were my 0-3...
europeons????
n0lo so mid
every>FUCK YOUR PICKEMhas a shitty copy
Another EU team loss lol
>>2538920I almost put them there but I think it was styko that said they were gonna upset
hypex graffiti
>>2538928>STYKOHe called out Chinese matchfixing in a recent video of his.When STYKO talks, I listen.
haven't been in this thread in like 2 months, did i miss anything interesting? still somewhat kept up with the scene
>>2538936broky pregnant
>>2538936Karrigan abandoned ship and joined Falcons. Faze still ain't at the major.
>>2538936f0rest is in jail
>>2538936aleksib investigated for tax fraud
>>2538936navi finally beat vitality
>>2538936magixx came out as MTF trans
nitro you fucking retard
nosceners every 6 months
What is cs2g listening to instead of the casters?For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNzwUJn2N2Y
>>2538950fat balding man in his 30s spent his time making this image because he was that mad btw
>>2538950thats everyone that isn't french/russian thoughbeit
>>2538941yeah, i saw that karrigan defected. fucking hilarious. hope that falcons bomb out (but niko plays well)sucks a bit for kyxsan>>2538944apex is a fraudi would've replied to the memes but too many replies marked my post as spam
>>2538950kek this is good
>>2538950this has never been debunked
>>2538950
>>2538952not a fan of nogsense personally
>>2538972cute tranner
MOGGERLEGION
>last round 5 (really 4 but whatever) v 2 thats my na
>>2538993Mogson had their cortisol spiking. They never stood a chance
boomchads we out here
>>2532427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvYAjC3x-Js&t=6sDAMN THIS GUY IS.... >BiG
the official stream ads on twitch are fucking cancer, who the fuck came up with this shit?the stream is literally better to watch on some co-streamers stream or youtube
>>2539001for faze
>>2538998dildoz my goat clutcher
>>2539002Then why aren't you watching on YouTube retardsama?
you did put gg as 0-3 right?
please let BIG win and include>ultimate whiffing and going negative with single digit kills>siuhy being fucking useless>elige whining and tilting
>>2539007...that's the very reason I dumped the official twitch stream, just seems odd to include such aggressively annoying ads that actually make people close the stream
>>2539002streamlinkorhttps://github.com/ryanbr/TwitchAdSolutions
>>2539017>additional fuckery beyond just uBlock required to not see ads>constant bufferingNo wonder Twitch is losing marketshare
>>2539002>on twitch
>>2539023blamef masterclass + gay kiss afterwards
>>2539023holy ultra mog
>Liquidchads
>>2539023brutal mog
>>2539017The breaking point for me was when they would lag the stream and cause you to be delayed but upon refreshing or simply pausing and unpausing the stream the ads would replay.Literally unusable without blocking it all.
>>2539023What a brutal framemog by Benjamin 'goatF' Bremer. How can poohy ever recover?
EASY FOR DONKS FRIEND
>>2539023ez dubfor big
based BOOMBOOM finishing quick so we can watch shitquid lose
epic
Imagine watching the major when karrikino just fucking droppedhttps://youtu.be/k6b_PbpSvJ0?si=Rx3zshlxBA5Kv1Rh
This stage setup as a backdrop for the desk is super cool and unique. Really fits the cathedral of CS theme ESL markets. I will also be revising my Major talent tierlist from last thread as Ashhh has been significantly better than expected.
>>2539070Why doesn't he stream? Isn't he just butthurt about not being able to play geoguesser through the desk segments?
>>2539073>Ash has been significantly better than expectedcan you show me his 0-3 pickems?
>liquid winningDay in the process of being ruined
GODtimate
SHITimate can only get meme RNG kills kek
ultimate is so fucking ass
NAFFERS RISE UP
>BASED DEPARTMENT ALOOO
ANY NAFFERS IN THE THREAD???
LIQUID ERA
>>2539095>can you show me his 0-3 pickems?No and I don't care. He's been enjoyable to listen to and exceeded my expectations for a first timer by a lot.
>>2539161lol have you ever seen their t side?
kwab
>>2532441https://youtu.be/k6b_PbpSvJ0?si=LjJRMwcmATwFt-XcARISCHES BLUT SOLL NICHT UNTERGEHEN
it's fine Liquidbros, we will win the force buy
what tribe is siuhy from
Raped by five sevens award
liquid era is over...
>>2539189team solid
BaitF allegations
Kameraden... das ist DIE MATCH
>b0g
>"NAF is one sleepy motherfucker"also>GayLige
LIQUIDBROS WHERE WE @???
liquid might be back
Let Liquid win and extend Ultimate and Siuhy's contracts.
b0gged
>>2539219That's cruel and unusual punishment. Somebody get BIG dragged in front of a judge for warcrimes.
Am I reading this right?Total Aussie Victory?
>>2539228Here to fuck your pick ems
next
>>2539200>peak aryan>not german
EZ4LIQUID
Do NOT let Shitquid go to stage 2DO NOT LET THESE SHITTERS GO THROUGH
>>2539234
Aussies and Americans won round 1, we'll see what happens in a few hours.
>german team>there's one actual German on itM80 is more German than this
>>2539234GODquid finna go to stage 3 lilbro
Faze should have been here
This office skit stuff gives me second hand embarrassment. I think I'm autistic.
>>2539250>shouldYeah faze SHOULD'VE been disbanded and yet it never happened - just like Your MAJOR hopes. KEK KEK EKEKEKEKEK KEKKK
>The only team without an organization in the world championship, the Australians are not a very common team, from their choice of name to the players' routines.>"Don't Google it. It's a male strip show in Las Vegas. Don't search for it or make sure you put CS at the end," said Christopher "dexter" Nong in an interview with Dust2 Brasil .>Dexter is one of two gamers with a full-time job. The gamer is an ambassador for the Intel and HP brands.>"When they called me to join the team, I warned them that CS would be secondary for me. Even though I had played it for many years, it was secondary to my job, the most stable thing in my life," he said.>"At various times I thought I should put in more time and effort. My hours over the last six months have been like 20 or 40 (in the last two weeks), not like I was used to playing in the past. It's great," he added.>The other is Tynan "TjP" Purtell - one of the standouts in the victory against MIBR with a 1.70 rating and a 3.0 overall rating - who is a truck driver in his "spare" time.>"He drives trucks for work. He drives trucks from 3 or 4 in the morning until 1 in the afternoon. Then, even when tired, he plays CS. My (job) is from 9 (in the morning) to 5 (in the afternoon)," he said.>"We knew we had a good chance (of qualifying). Everyone was asking how the math would work out in the last championships, so we knew there was a good chance with the LAN wins," he said.>That's where Artificial Intelligence came in.>"We did all the calculations, putting them into AI; we had a whole system running to do the math. It ended up being exactly as we thought," he said.
>>2539264MIBR lost to a truck driver. How do the aussies do it
>>2539261I listen on MUTE / other streamers stream on Twitch / kick / youtube>say NO to ESL/PGL/IEM Freemasons
>>2539264so fucking based god damn
>>2539270that's a new meme>MIBR>Lost to a full-time Truck Driver
>>2539264And I thought losing to plumbers was bad
>>2539274Thank You.
>American and Polish team beats Germans and Aryans on home soil
this is jonny e's alt btw, aka jonty
bo1 stage 3 wins dont matter buddy
>>2539298what the hell is this cope
>>2539264ngl I'm impressed a fucking truck driver has enough time and energy to get to pro CS
>gambling addicts losing because they bet against aussieskek
WHEREISOHNE
>>2539298his second alt.everytime tthere are threads like >https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3149866/big-karmajonathan e creates threads where he shits on russians, donk spirit.Why? because he legit is a chud, facist nazi, EVROPA WAKE UP, cvck.That hates seeings inner european fighting xd.he has like an intense urge to see europeans not fight each other on hltv.He think its all russian meddling btw.Thats why he created steam verification. He thought donk fans were all just fake russian bots.>donk has 50 times the social media engagement, sponsor click trough rate, videos creation and watches but jonny thinks its all fake, a big kremlin bot farm,So that isnt enough to ban every donk fan, and sigal boost zywoo stans, because le-based europeans are winning.He creates these russian/donk/spirit hate threads the second some inner whitey fighting is breaking out.Nexttime you see that, just pay attention, he 100% will create another one of these amazing threads xdThe major is going on, big just lost, but he cant handle the "in fighting" is how he calls it.He is watches The right stuff and the daily shoah, he thinks he is a white warrior for the white race by create hltv threads and banning donk fans and stopping or distracting from white infighting XDim not kidding btw, this is really who he is.
>>2538284>>2538264what happened last year
>>2539311LOVE TO SEE IT
>>2539326>seems like a good guy to me
>>2539311this chart is why shaq is a fuckwit who everyone should hateimagine being stupidly rich, then taking more money to sell the scourge that is gambling in australia, a place that already gets fucked by ithugh jackman should do ads selling gang violence to young black men
>>2539326>Why? because he legit is a chud, facist nazi, EVROPA WAKE UP, cvck.>That hates seeings inner european fighting xd.>he has like an intense urge to see europeans not fight each other on hltv.sounds like yuros on /int/
>>2539326no one cares
niko wins major, zverev wins rg, ronaldo wins wc, script writers finally got bored of the choking memes
stop hating on australians
>>2539298isnt that the guy that constantly makes threads about he lost all his money on betting?
s0zzi is unfortunately inconsistent as helldont know what b8 was thinking picking up a guy who just turned 16 and only had like a couple of hltv matches on an academy team
>>2539298>>2539303>>2539326This "account" has created like 100 threads of where he dreams of donk dying, monesy getting killed, houses get bombed with drones.never gets banned lol.You say anything against jonny himself you get perma'd loli dm people who get banned or threads deleted for this pattern.its 100% accurate.Jonathan e is a massive chud groyper. or worse Identity evropa cvck.>pic relateddo some whitey infighting stuff he bans you, create 100 russkies should die threads, nothing lmao.just notice this pattern you will see what i mean. and he does drugs, he once accidentally send me apic in dms that he does ketamin, forgot he was on his main jonathan e account and deleted access to my entire account, i couldn't even visit the site, i had a splash page that said im ip banned.hes legit insane
>>2539353okay who cares, make a thread about it on hltv instead
>>2539353HLTV mods are NAZIS ??? Let me donate to this site... where's their pay pal ?
>>2539298>>2539326>>2539353damn bro, that's crazyor sorry that happened
>>2539340exactlyits like /k/ or /int/, these people think everyone who isnt just 100% supporting every euro team and who instead has some spicy takes against each other, is instantly a russian chill or third worlder.I argued with him once, he for real told me, >bro just watch jordan peterson he wiill fix youi laughed at him so hard he banned me instantly
>>2539353>>2539326I don't care, Russians deserve it
how fucking good are these aussies?my tiny yuro cock is so shriveled up in fear that my chastity cage is in danger of just slipping off
this is all seethecope to distract from aussies RAPING euroids AGAIN
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm EUsissies???
ts nigga really obsessing over an eurogay called jonny
>>2539357>>2539358check out pic related xd i use v for u he does it too, hes also on 4chan all day, hes a no life chud, no kids.>>2539347yes, hes on drugs when he does. he has some RP moments when he is on ketamin. he just plays role and hallucinates, or he really gambles his life away who knows.but this account is also the one that creates death threats against russian every single night, but he never gets banned ever
>>2539366post that on hltv and see how far youll get xd
it's all the fans of t2/t3 euro teams who seethe about other regions, they think they should get auto entries into tournaments
where ohne
>>2539376damn bro that's crazyanyway, china 0-3 AGAIN
>eufags cant even throw a grenade rightlmfao
>>2539392>>2539357Hes not a real nazi, as he is Indian himself lolhe pretends to be spanish, even takes spanish classes to larp fully, bro is indian living in britain
>>2539264>aussies named their team after a male strip showkek
>>2539376Yeah but You've analised one guy on the site and he's a degenerate - in a degenerate society, in a degenerate times. What's new ?If You'd analyze every man on this board and on HLTVQ+ site - 99.5% of people posting here are the same. & You and I are no different. Not by a long shot. Larper or no. Separating slavs from counter strike chat is what most of us agree on. That moderator may be a chud - but he did something GOOD here.
>>2539385Sucking IEM organisers COCK for stream rights AH YESSIR
>b-but the game was easier when everyone was plumbers!!!>random aussie trucker rapes your major
do you need to steamdoxx yourself to post on hltv?i want to go false flag as a german or pole who roots against vitality and na`vi
k this general is just a black hole of mental illness now, spammed endlessly by retards who clearly don't even care or know anything about cs, thirdies with inferiority complexes and just plain low iq trollssomehow the major has made it even worse, I don't know what I expected to find here after staying away a few weeksmaybe I'll check back after the summer, but I get the feeling I don't even care to come back since the flood of shit is overdrowning any discussion of interest and trying to sift through the slop is not worth itenjoy the soulless low iq spam I guess and good luck to to those who stay while wishing it might get better (it wont)thank god there's still language barriers for some corners of the internet
people desperately trying to use memes from actual sports like plumbers is probably the worst thread metait literally doesn't apply. dreamhack started in 1994
>>2539411>aussies win one round>mentally ill freaks have a meltdownkek
>>2539408i think accounts need to be tied to steam accounts since some time
>>2539385ohne goes against advertising jews and must be punished
>>2539416you instantly proved him rightnot difficult to do but still sadthis general actually used to be better, counter to the usual meme
australia...............
>>2539400Nope, 50% of the accounts on hltv are jonny.he literally is that psycho in every tv show that is the one who is the stalker, who has a gf, who has fake business opportunities he pretends to have to his HLTV staff members.and its all himself, he talks to himself, he pretends to have goverment contacts regarding russian interference on HLTV.He pretends EU told him that he has to stop russian bots, and he told that information other HLTV staff as if its true.nothing of this happend. he is legit insane. There are no intelligence agents in contant with him, there are no russian bots trying to subvert hltv CS forum(500 daily users 50% of which is he himself lol)im not kidding, but he legit has lost his mind and the industry doesn't know about iti know this because i was in contact with him, when he pretended to be an ukranian user(another account)and he tried to get me into a discord to confirm if im actually white or not.he thought i was a russian spy.he wanted me to come into discord xd. i told him sure lets go, but he wouldnt want to talk because his wife and kids were sleeping in the same bed.and he pretended to be on a laptop so i couldd come into the discord say a few words, reveal my accent and leave and he would be fine with me>the fake ukranian crying crocodile teaers about ruskies, who needed confirmation im not a oppresor russkiwhen i revealed that i knew its jonny, and told him hes insane, it took a few days and he banned me on some fake charges and not instantly, to not be suspect>literlly did nothing and but have this weird interaction with a random "ukranian" at 5 am about joining a discord to speak to proof im not a russkie LOLim literally dming everyone who has complains and just collect a nice collage of 500 screenshots of everyone with similar stories
great a new schizo
>>2539434okay but you're starting to sound as obsessed as him
>>2539432don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>2539398oh cool
>>2539436im fascinated about him and will just keep studying himand its hilarious that someone like that exists.
at least be a schizo related to the game or people here, no one cares about hltv posters
based jonnyexposer
>>2539438I wasn't the one saying I'm leaving retard
new multiplayer totalitarian dystopia mechanism just droppedwill it come to counterstrike?
sexter
>>2539454AI will be banning "stream snipers"* and applying VAC bans
>>2539398Oh he's a jeet ?Well well well... that changes a lot.However; I've recently have learned that. SS Indian Legion existed. (tho were forbidden to wear SS insignia)Even German FeldMarschall Rommel is on the photos with them, inspecting some squad. - I've cheked it, it's from the National Deutsche Library - not a photoshop.So >even< if he's a brownie, and shouldn't be allowed in Europe >> (England is not mainland so I don't really care for them - been there twice, in Oxford. It's their decision to ruin such beautiful cities by importing hindus' - not mine - I don't care for them anymore) >> him signing up to an SS organisation would not be far from the truth 80 years ago. >weakling>brown>indian>hltv moderatorStill -if he didn't pretend to be someone else- he wouldn't necesarily be a Nazi larper. But all that matters not... Brits killed half the Germans, then imported blacks and slaves from around the world to replace them in all walks of life, and now complain these Indians rather pretend to be a Nazi (who recruited them) than their masters (British peoples) who ruled them for over 200 years with a hard hand ??? KEK >We live in a crazy timeline.
THUNDACLAPS vs FLYCHADS in the 2-0 matchup
alistair really let 3 sitters walk across his screennot surprised, just disappointed
This thread is dead until BiG match anyway.I don't care for Hltv shenanigans, browns or australians. CYA later
heroic lost to china...
AUSTRALIA GIGARAPEDAUSTRALIA GIGARAPEDAUSTRALIA GIGARAPEDAUSTRALIA GIGARAPEDAUSTRALIA GIGARAPED
kek europes BEST team struggling vs hobbyists
>we weren't trying!!!!
>>2539468even half of Spain is just Brown people because of centuries of African interbreeding.And most people don't even consider Albanians or gypsies White even though, they are as European as you can getBut idk what OP was saying, maybe true maybe falls, hltv is a shithole. it's worse than reddit after the added this +1
>germany vs brazil laterwhat's the cs version of 7-1
aussies always reveal how fragile eurangatangs are kek
b-but australians said the thunder team would go 3-0....what happpened?????
>>2539504But enough about Vitality loosing to FaZe on Nuke at Budapest Major
>>2539512the jumping double from cold
>>2539510Yeah, of course.I live close to the German/Polish Border and Poles aren't considered Europeans either.I asked a local drug dealer in the night club that one time - why ?>He said that "Poles don't like to work." I guess now, that all countries that have "siesta" aren't white either lmao
>>2539556and brits arent white either cause island monkeyssame with balkan bros, ottoman occupied.it never end.Bro Russia/Georgia/Armenia to Lisbon, everyone is white or noone.Or else the purity spiriling will never end
>>2539510white =/= European =/= Aryan =/= Germanic But no matter the race, ideology persists. Everyone wants to have fun, prosper & have sex (start a family) and have good living conditions. That's why all the Non-Germanics/Scandis are drawn to National Socialism because even tho they'd be under German rule, they'd be free from communsim/extractionairy capitalism that keeps them poor for so many centuries now.Incels around the world never really had a problem with being a margin of society, they're just understanding that it's always the same guys ruining the public space - and Nat SSoc seems to be the only way to fix this. NatSoc was the only ideology that incorporated middle class and put them over the intelligence due to realisation that everyday people want a normal life and upper class would rather have gays mixing with blacks as a society that loosing their champagne and caviar shipements.Generalising of course.
>FaveladogsWe're back.
Love journeymen like LNZ
>>2539619why does every region have insane co streeams with studios and the west has poverty stream with richard lewis drunk and maui with 0 gourp co streams?>evelon>shadowkek>gaules>madhouse>crossainttv>KRL>strogo>chopperwhy are there 0 western co stream with production value?
>>2539643It's fucking OhnepixelHe runs the entire market. He's bigger than the official streams
>>2539643The South Americans enjoy the raw game and get happy very easily - their viewers like it and pay them to do it again. That's because they have that happy spirit. They had no communism that starved them out of happy culture (russia) or gay capitalism that pushes HLTV casters like these ginger inbred brits that are CONSTANTLY negative - so people turn them off or get depressed listening to them kekMost of Southern Americans are not college graduates so they know how to party.>EvropeEuropean CS was hijacked by the eternally-depressed community.Slavs/Anglos of Upper class never really knew how to party at home without alcohol.>HOWEVERZoniccCS (German) streams BiG even Today - tune in !!! Germans are very happy and have nice set up - Check it out:https://www.twitch.tv/zonixxcs/clip/BoldTameOtterRaccAttack-oTMXOGlBCxpxn00m
>>2539619I hope Fer doesn't get humiliated today.
>OverpassKINO>NukeKINO>Anubismid>Miragemid but also stale>Ancient, Dust2, Infernoshit, boring, stale
>>2539694So cool to see him help these guys.They have a great name for the team.Who would've though GG will have a Two Time Major winner in their lineup ?
>>2539633>23yowoah
The definition of a: Based Retard
>>2539619where is gordox
>>2539715
>>2539692Almost every community that streams in their own language - west of Berlin has someone in their country that loves CS as much as the fans that buy the tickets. It's just the anglos and ruskies that are always negative. Although James Banks is an example of a Good Brit. If Banks Casted these matches - with Anders - You'd have no need for any set up outside Your own beer, a portable freezer and two large (breasts also) audio speakers with official stream blasting as loud as possible.
https://www.twitch.tv/austincsIncels, get in here !
grimothy
brapzil bros???
made in bathroom....
>>2538481Honestly atp if you picked Aussie teams in 0-3 you were just asking for it.I had gaimin and sharks in my 0-3, at least one of them is still alive. I knew I should've picked sinners but picking an EU 0-3 was risky.
