>Gemini CM starts on June 4th (TODAY!)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm>The Roommate Rumble has been announced for the 5th of June!Rules and conditions in pic related:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1780222330760.png>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous: >>2546874Are your carats ready for the YADA uma?
YADA YADA
>>2549496>Are your carats ready for the YADA uma?
Important video!https://litter.catbox.moe/4dlxrie7xmynlp1m.mp4
Soon Sweepy bros
Enough brat correction how meta is the sweepster
>>2549506Not at all but she's pretty good.
>>2549504Hey, that's Windy's puppet!
>>2549496UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>25495060% meta, 100% wife
>>2549496>>2549503How much longer must I wait for sweep to drain my mana
>>2549509She looks so much better here
>>2549506She'll be fun when summer golshi comes outdouble gaze every CM just to fuck with everyone
>>2549506She's a top tier onahole but as an uma she's a waifupick, she's only as good as you make her.
>>2549518I'm pretty sure S Goldshi/her unique being inherited is banned from some CM's.
>>2549506She'll be stronger than you think but not meta.
>>25495132 hours
>>2549504I never thought I'd hear a 'surprise' that clearly in a Japanese game
>>2549521Did the nips send apologems for banning it?
>>2549521Hopefully so, but we'll find outThe Murmur spam on Mediums will be insane if not
I am a sage of infinite wisdom. I have foreseen the future, and EVERYONE will get sweepy
>roommate rumble is tomorrow>CM is today>still flatliningLol, help
>>2549532You couldn't be further from 7 if you tried false prophet
>>2549525Yeah Kris' VA apparently knows english, not engrish, but actual english, maybe, I distinctly remember also seeing a video of her speaking the worst engrish line I had ever seen, think it was with Rob Roy
The real question is, does el actually speak spanish
She looks so fucking dumb (affectionate)
>>2549506Again, she isn't meta at all, she is good to make ends stronger by raping other umas with dominator + intense gaze + her uniqueIf you are planning on doing this, remember golshi soon, and between her and sweepy, the obvious choice is golshi.
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 27867(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27867
>>2549542I'm sick and can't be bothered to do runs
So how does Summer Golshi's ult work? Does it really ignore ALL conditions? Can I use Daring Strike as a front runner?
>>2549506>Enough brat correctionYADA!
>>2549551Summer gold ship is terrible as an ace because she's RNG inconsistent sloppa
Already got your aces finished? Bored waiting for the CM to start?Well you should train Umas for the Roommate Race happening tomorrow! We have both a Medium and a Mile race happening so feel free to enter either of them. You don't have to train for both of them. All the info you need is in the OP of the thread.The room will be going up shortly after CM day 2 starts tomorrow. Hope to see you there.(I'm a bit curious to get a rough estimate of participation. Take a moment to answer the poal question. Thanks.)https://poal.me/c7qb2y
>>2549557Yeah
Americans don't look!
I really want to pull Sweepy but I am not an end player at all and she is completely useless if I even tried to mutate her...
>>2549557Its any 2 random gold skills so you could proc a double heal and daring strike does nothing
>>2549564Is that your cum tribute for Sweep?
>>2549564Mm, fresh from the pipeline
>>2549562fuck this sounds really fun, but im not sure if i i'll get around to doing something for it
>>2549224>https://mobumamusume.net/>691st mobWhat in the fuck, how many side character uma dreams are we trainers crushing here..
>>2549563Isn't this basically as random as radiant star? Could activate 2 meters before the goal.
>>2549564>Milk with carrotsDo euros REALLY?
>>2549572ALWAYS GAMBLE
>>2549571Side characters? Every time you win the Takarazuka you're killing Rice Shower again, let alone side characters.
>>2549570The distances aren't too different from the recent CMs. You can reuse an ace from one of them without too much trouble and then you might only need to train one other girl.
/pequod/ waiting room
Happy birthday oshi number 3, my beloved princessI still have to draw oshi number 2's (Digitan) bday art at some point but I really really really wanted to scribble something for MY CUTE PRINCESS since she is not as loved by the masses
>>2549562Dorm leaders don't count right?
>>2549580They technically don't have any roommates since they live alone. I'd have to say they're not eligible similar to other roommateless girls, sorry.
>>2549564send it through the pipeline I'm thirstyt. yurobro
>>2549579Cute, I love my Nr.1 Oshi's daughter!
>>2549579Her birthday is tomorrow though....BUT C U T EWUV PRINCESS
>>2549587Well its 5th of june in Japan
>>2549562>want to enter with Maya>have to run T*io
>>2549579The STRONGEST
>>2549575>Kaiji at the back I thought he was done with horse gambling after he got sent to the Ryan mines
>/v/ma votes for Chrono over GentilStockholm syndrome?
>>2549579Cute princess!
My plan is to get Sweepy as quick as possible, then if that goes well I can pull on Inarin as well
>>2549592Chrono is kind of the face of /v/ma
>>2549562I have my mile roommates ready, but maybe I'll do medium ones today and only enter if you need more people there.
>>2549595Did she hear?
>>2549596How did this happen anyway? Did one waifufag just force everyone into loving his wife?
Sweepy NO!
>>2549562I'm working on it stop harassing me!
>>2549574What's the problem? Are you lactose intolerant?
>>2549602Is this the prequel to a certain OC pic? Anyways cute and canon
>>2549600The doxx site and memes
>>2549600You could say that, in a way, the person responsible for THAT is a waifufag
>>2549562I have completed Mile Fuku and Medium Machitan!Initially they were both gonna be mediums but Fuku got a Mile S so yeah
>>2549600No, it's because of the club site
>>2549604They just don't sound appetizing together.
>>2549592There was a vote?
Sell me on Chrono Genesis
>>2549614She's not for sale!
>>2549614She's lovely.
>Height: 139cm>Bust: 85cmWhy haven't you pulled for Inari yet?
>>2549610Well, they both need to enter the race together...I guess it's sort of in character that Machitan would make a silly mistake like that, though.
>>2549600You must love her. It is not enough to obey her. You must love her.
>Actual chrono is a sweet, shy keibafag>/v/ma chrono is the god Emperor of mankind How did this happen
>>2549619that breastmeat comes at a steep premium on carats
>>2549623There is no loyalty but loyalty to the club. There is no love except love of Big Chrono. All competing pleasures we will destroy.
>>2549619I WANT HER SO FUCKING BAD BUT IM POOR
>>2549614She's the keiba uma with a big interest in racing history. Very cute and sweet.Chrono is also one of the premier pace chasers for med/long in JP right now.
>>2549623I will never kneel to her
>>2549621Fuku was the one who got Mile S tho...but yeah, it was Shiraokis will, probably still gonna lose
>>2549619>25k caratsPlease dont remind me
I thought Tachyon's roommate was Cafe?
>>2549619Her alt is sexier so I'm saving for it. I wanted her so bad I broke my fast and threw 10 at her, didn't hit.
>>2549630It's all for fun at the end of the day. I don't know if you're the same trainer, but the Matikane's did really well together in a certain other race.
>>2549635Nah its Digitan, Cafe's roomate is Yeppers
>>2549635Nah it's digiGOAT
>>2549619end closers should be flat
>>2549635The room they use in the movie isn't their dorm room.
>>2549642There is like two flat end closers
>>2549639I don't enter test races, all the other anons scare me...
>one hour and half before CM>still no acesGonna fail to make it to finals this time for real
>>2549642Tell that GODshi
>>25495532/4come
>>2549635It's explained in Cafe's career that they're forced to share a room for her haunted items and Tachyon's lab.
>>2549647OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
>>2549647Anon don't be scared, no one bites
>>2549619If you would, please consult my carat count.
I LOVE MY FATASS QUEEN
>>2549635Tachyon gets to listen to Digitan's delusional yuribabble and otaku craze all night long
>>2549659The oguri era has unironically been a very fun time
>>2549657>no one bitesnope, they just pound you into dust
>1 more hourThis is annoying!!!!
>>2549667I want first rate trainers to pound me
>>2549667Getting pounded to dust is the fun part, give me STRONGER battles
>>2549661Tachyon actually likes it because it's basically really good observations, but any direct interaction with Digital causes her to go comatose when Tachyon tries. So Tachyon just keeps a safe distance from Digital.
>>2549670Which uma would say this
>>2549676Curren
>>2549676King halo
>>2549676Agnes
>>2549676SHART falKEK
>>2549676Danchou
>>2549676Bakushin!!!!!
>>2549624it's the passive-aggresive looking smile
>>2549676Nice natie
>>2549671Not for me, because everyone will dunk on my umas in the thread every single time. I can't be satisfied until I'm so unrivaled, that I can protect my umas from all harm.
>>2549676King Halo
Hmmmmm...I could go for a double pounder....
>>2549692Actually chuckled.
>>2549692One spitroast coming right up!
>>2549692KEK
>>2549696>winning ticket
>>2549696World's most soulless trainer
>>2549692
>>2549696The neo-samurai are being dispatched as we speak.
>>2549692>people want to fuck this
>>2549692Only got a single.
>>2549696
>>2549706Yes
>>2549706What's not to fuck anon? she's ripe for the buttpicking
If Kawakami doesn't get a birthday thread tomorrow I'm gonna lose it
>>2549600It was just her being meme spammed as the le doxxing site uma so her overexposure has caused some confusion. The true face of /v/ma is Taiki.
>>2549696Mine isn't that bare but still missing some.
>>2549696I test drive all my umas.
>>2549717Relax princess bro, I'll make sure of it.T. Fellow prince
>>2549718I hope you mean the club :^)
>>2549717It'll be a shame when Oguri gets it then.
>>2549717>I'm gonna lose itI hope you do
>>2549706Well yeah. Oguri would probably be one of the easiest umas to fuck in the game. Like, as long as you buy her a triple baconator you can do whatever you want.
>>2549723That's Fine Motion, though.
>>2549718You know, just realized taiki is the only uma that wears a bra
>>2549723/v/ma is a proper Irish club now
>>2549676All of them. That's the premise of the game.
>>2549717Sorry we need gemini OP
>>2549728Isn't that a bikini top?
>>2549696That's no good, I should really read their careers before I forget again
>>2549626A spectre is haunting /vm/a - the spectre of Flatlining. All the clubs of old /v/ma have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: /v/ma and Oy Neigh, Der/v/ and /v/mapyoi, Aster and /Hotumaglue/, /v/mers and /herse/.Where is the anon touching grass that has not been decried as flatlining by his mates in club chat? Where is the anon that has not hurled back the branding reproach of flatlining against the more advanced CM teams, as well as against crossboarders from /uma/?Two things result from this fact:I. Flatlining is already acknowledged by all clubs of /vm/a to be itself a threatII. It is high time that Flatliners should openly, in the face of the whole thread, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Flatlining with a manifesto of its own.To this end, Flatliners of various clubs have assembled in Jiggies and sketched the following manifesto to be published in the /v/ma, Oy Neigh, Der/v/, /v/mapyoi, Aster, /HUG/, /v/mers and /herse/ club chats.
>>2549728>Taiki shows the most skin, yet is the most modestpottery or something
>>2549726>implying she's that easyShe won't let you hit without some extra large fries
>>2549726Now I'm reminded of this shit along with the other compilation of pictures that had stuff just as insane.
>>2549717I think it's fine if umas nobody likes don't get birthday threads. We'd be forced to bake birthday OPs for entire months if we did it for every uma
4 minutes...
>>2549711>Mcqueen>1530Jek
>>2549746Bwo.........
>>2549746Until one hour!
>>2549746Two.......
>>2549726>>2549743Need the boguri edit
5 minutes.
>>2549757Lmao
>>2549739Karl Marex should be killed before this dangerous ideology spreads.
>>2549745Now you're trying to rile people up anon. Thats rude so I'll have to take your life now
>>2549696Had fewer unplayed careers than I thought.
>>2549764Leave him to me.
>>2549579CUTE
>>2549758Look at her tiny little hands
>this many unplayed grass careersYou all sicken me.
>>2549717Not sure if I skipped a birthday for the OP but new gacha does get priority
>>2549770
>>2549772Good, I've done too many and I hate that stupid bitch.
>>2549772Indeed. I ran her from the very start, she even won me plat
>>2549760>Karl MarexKek
>>2549773Noppers, only one skipped was hokko. The princess will get her birthday tomorrow
>>2549772She just didn't endear herself to me in other careers...same with Teio
I'm sleepy but i don't want to miss out on the whales ;_;
>>2549772I hate dominatorslop
>>2549772I don't know what she's like but from what I gather second hand from the threads and other in game appearances she seems like an completely unlikable person.
>>25497831 more hour sailor, sharpen your harpoon
>>2549785She has built in OYL and speed and power growths.
>>2549766
>All these unplayed umasI can't imagine leaving a single trainer without training her once, you get 50 cart per good ending too>>2549740Turns out all other umas were pretending to be prim and proper but want their trainers carrots the hardest.
>>2549696>Have played most careersI thought I would be a worse torena
>Less than one hour remainsAre you ready, trainers?
>>2549792janny would never
The joy of mutating my oshis
>>2549562I didn't know about this till now and I probably won't have a team ready but I would have run them.
>>25495533/4 were almost there
>>2549791I finally played my first Rice career after the watchalong. Her victory line has healing properties.
My Fuji still doesn't have Mile S ;__;
>>2549790bro on your left suck ass
>>2549801You got a ton of time anon
>>25495533/4 come pass the time by jonging.
>>2549794I am going to get molested
>>2549562Shit, didn't realize this was tomorrow. I don't have anything yet
>>2549579umazing
>>2549812nishino flower...
>>2549796>He doesn't know
>>2549801>>2549813It's only two runs if you're not reusing any premade trainees
1 MORE HOUR UNTIL I RAPE ALL OF YOU
>>2549751>>2549752>>2549755Thanks for the (You)s, suckers!
>>2549818My Nishino is terrorizing public rooms. However if there are 6 fronts in rooms she does get molested pretty hard
>>2549807I am busy tonight so I can't do runs and I don't get home tomorrow till 3 hours after CM starts
>>2549815I've been blessed by the Kawakisser?!
>>2549822guys run... I will hold her off...
>>2549822Edit pic related as bourbon
>>2549822ENTERCHADrita CHADshin
>>2549829I'm drawing oguri rn but sure, if she wins the stakes.
>>2549792It's one thing to get spooked by one down the line and just not have the time to get around to her with our time crunch.But not doing 1-2* launch umas? What were you doing the first several months of the game?
>>2549786Grass sets extremely high standards for herself and that's about it. This image and all the times Pasa and Seiun cower in fear are really the extent of her "two-faced"ness that some anons get from her. She's just polite in public instead of choking a nigga out like she should. Those guys in the museum deserved it for sure.
>>2549823
>>2549822Our queen. Only a few more days before it becomes official...
>>2549822SO HOTSHOT YOU WANT TO RUN WITH MIHONO BOURBON?
>>2549839>four days later...>so it happened AGAIN
its actually taishins time though
>>2549792MANT is a shitmode for newmas and i only go back to URA for speedrunning quests, so i wouldn't read there either...
Imagine if Taishit, Falkek, and Boobon all job the stakes AGAIN.
>>2549843NO! This time is different! Taishin will win for sure.
>its actually taishins time though
>>2549846I think it is, but if it isn't the biggest /nug/ - narita taishin united general shitpost will happen and it will nuke the thread forever
>>2549835nice
>>2549850we LOVE qveen xoguri here
>>2549851Because you're bringing your giga-Taishin to the stakes, right? You're not just saying that?
What's the strongest non-Bourbon front for this CM?
>>2549822Gohan jobbed to super buu btw
>>2549863The bird
>>2549863A highrolled falcon is straight up unsurpassable
>>2549850>was going to enter my Falcon>My Seiun actually already has a better win rate from practice roomsYou guys okay with flatlining for the rest of MANT?
>taishits and falkeks competing for who will be the biggest jobber
>40 minutesIt is the time for your last rites anon, confess your sins
>>2549866right but i dont think ive seen a single one like that in these roomsall the ones that ive seen have some flaw or another
>>2549869I have multiple Uma wives and I feel extremely guilty about it.
>>2549869I confess that I was too lazy to gutsmax properly for a high roll.My end closer is still pretty good though! Too exhausted to do anymore refinements, I confess I'm training for FUN races instead
>>2549869I'm going to job this one because I didn't prepare for it because i got burnt out after 3 MANT plats
>>2549869I didn't manage to make any aces. Gonna just hit the auto select, take my participation carats and fuck off
>>2549869I have a good taishin that I'm not bringing to the stakes because I'm a falcofag
>>2549869i enjoy watching people complain about mant, it makes me feel superior
COME ON I'M READY LETS GO
>>2549879my man
>>2549692>>2549694fuck that's hot>trainer takes oguri out for dinner>she cluelessly asks for a double pounder>gets spitroasted by trainer and the burger wagie
>>2549605I actually forgot that picture existed, but it's a such an adorable interpretation of that kind of event.
>>2549869You don't confess sins to religious brothers and sisters.
By these trips Taishin is going to become the next queen of /v/. Hunyaka Hanyaka!
>>2549873Polygamy is a sin and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
>>2549882THE SUN SHINES BROTHER
>>2549889I think we're gonna have to exterminate these pests again!
>>2549869I joined the open league because last time I didn't even classify on B groups finals.
>>2549889YOU FOOL
>>2549888Lmao I unironically pray for you fuckers all the time. I was legit praying for one of our third rates to do well in the CM today. His name? BarfyMan362
>>2549800>correcting the course of historyBased.>>2549869I want to be loyal to my wife but CB is making me feel things.
>>2549869I will be forfeiting after 2 wins as usual
>>2549894>4>the number of death
>>2549889>
>>2549869I didn't even try to make aces because I'm a late/pace trainer with shit cards.
>>2549893How?
>>2549889Please never change, fukufags
>>2549869For the first time, I will not be bringing my wife to the stakes. I have an agenda to push.
>>2549889KWAB
>>2549869I am NOT going to forfeit after two wins FOR A SECOND TIME
>>2549879not bringing your platinum winner = gay and ungrateful
>>2549904Because I am lasy as fuck, do one run a day on unity and I refuse to spend on support cardsI don't mind though, I am just here for the cute umas
I'll train sweepy for the CM so I won't be joining you guys in round 1, sorry.
>>2549869I have fapped to newmas that I don't know a single thing about. Among those, Red Desire too
>>2549900i don't think that would count as a sin, you just know when you're out of your league
>>2549743>Tamamo Cross says her Tenno Sho rival Oguri Cap had sex with a trainer for a turkey leg
REMEMBER THE PROPHECY BROTHERSDO NOT WAVER
>>2549869i regret trying to have fun this CM, i should've just metafagged.
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2062430107437056436
>>2549921How can you possibly hate this goofball?
>>2549920>trying to have fun during mant
>30 minsAlright gentlemen, make sure you slay every single shitter
>>2549929But Anon... this time I'm the shitter...
>>2549914Everyone does this
>>2549921I mean this as sincerely and unironically as possible, God bless Oguri Cap. All horses go to heaven.
Go ahead and send rice shower sticker in club chat so I know if you're bricked or not
I hope round 1 isn't too bad
>>2549936Muri......
>>2549929I'm gonna be mad if I get a less than 90% win rate
Sweepers, get your vegetables and let's fucking pull
>>2549869I spent my free time last week playing a shitty excel sheet map game instead of training parents
I didn't prepare at all
>>2549948Victoria 2?
>>2549903Sorry to hear that
>>2549910>only plat winners can join the stakes
I remember everyone telling me I had to pull for Creek and Fine if I didn't want to get bricked but since I don't have Fuku, NTR or Windy I feel bricked anyway
Say it with me. BIGGER!
>>2549957Was life better under the Alliance or Empire?
>>2549960NIGGER
hey anons I drew Sweepy as a sweeper from ruina, what do you think?
>>2549959It's okay, you'll be fine going into GL meanwhile as a Finelet I'll be fucked.
>>2549965Lel
>>2549965At least let her have her ears and tail.
These waters are dangerous to go alone. Have this.
>>2549965333..1973
>>2549553That's insane
BRING EM TO ME NOW I WANT BLUBBER
>>2549973>>2549974>973HMMMMM
>>2549960SLUTTIER!
the pequod crew grows thinner every expedition
whale hours are immediate but when are shitter hours?
>>2549981And yet we grow stronger
>>2549962Alliance at the start I'd say, none of that shit would have happened if Reinhardt's sister wasn't forced to become some guy's bitch and he wasn't allowed to see her until he took over pretty much.
>>2549984From experience, a little after 6 hours but not too much later because thats when the autistic spergs with insane high rolls run
>>2549984Prime time USA hours on weekdays. No such thing on weekends.
>>2549981My harpoon grows sharper for each of my fallen comrades
>>2549984tryhards will be using the new Taiki SSR to build better umas so racing as soon as possible is the best for f2ps
>>2549984If you have to ask, then YOU are the shitter hours for someone else. But really we've determined this already with ghost racers becoming more common the longer the CM goes on. Wait until the last hour to queue before the next day of races starts. More ghost racers in the queue means less likely to run into a whale
>>25499841-3 hours before the second reset, I managed to get to A finals with S+ team made up of one front(Smaru) and two lates(Base Kingu and Kawakami)Still my proudest moment!
>>2549981Sorry f2pbros...
>>2549975first ryanpeikou
>>2549984The game collects ghost data every day until reset. So for best chances you want to do your runs 1 hour before the reset the next day because the pool of ghosts will be bigger. This doesn't guarantee that you won't get whales, but since the pool is bigger there are more chances to find less whales.
>>25499843 to 4 hours after the round starts
>SHITmael
>>2549985I will fight for the brothers that have been swallowed by the sea
>>2549981I feel the same about the whales. Every CM the standard for what i consider a cetacean worth slaying increases. I used to take screenshots of big catches but now i don't feel anything when leviathan lies before me lifeless and defeated.
>>2549921>Watch linked vid>All the horses are pretty relaxed, trot up to the camera if curious or want some attention>Tamamo runs up, ears flat teeth barredLel
>>2549955Stellaris.
>>2549981The people who should stay in land will stay in land, the people who have come to fight will come to fight.Simple as.
10 bings
Gentlemen.10 minutes, we sail. Best of luck, give em hell.
Breathing....in and out, calm yourself...
>>2549998It's really rare, congrats.You play really well for an adept by the way. Most people would've riichi'd that hand.
>>2550012AAAAAHHHHH SWEEP IS GONNA TAKE ALL MY FUCKING CARATS AND BRICK ME FOR GL
My dictus demands i do ONE cheeky tenner on the sweepster
>>2550015I can't even afford to do anymore cheeky tenners.
Which Falcon do I use? This witlet cunt with Fast Learner and Mile S or one with capped Wit better stats and Mile A?
>5 minutesTo your posts.
>>2550017Glue wit
>>2549676Wonder Acute. She gets charged up from it.
>>2549670>>2549676drawfags, get to work
>>2550029Been working on that for a few days already hwo...
>>2550029Pick up the pen, I have whales to murder
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2550017Skills status?
>>2549973By this 7 everyone who didn't reply will go 0 for 5 for half their CM runs.
It's almost time. What do I do first, queue for CM or roll Sweepy?
>>2550017Have you done test runs? Umalator? I would say fast learner + mile s beat higher stats.
>>2550042Roll for sweep tosho for good luck
>Sweepy NOWTime to unleash the FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE in hopes of increasing my odds of rolling her
ITS TIME TO QUEUE
AAAAAAARGH SWEEEEEEPYYYYY TAKE IT ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
LET ME AT EM
ITS TIME
QUEUE NOW
Man those are some huge fuckin Shuttles
ITS DOBER
Good luck whaleboys, me? I'm gonna wait for a bit
It's time.
Alright guys good luck, time to die
Wait, that's the wrong mare...
Forget about sweepy and the CM. Look at how cute our queen is!
>game 1 lose to a cheer naturethis does not bode well
It's done
>>2550066My fuarking HERO
>>2550023I'm so fucking mad>>2550040A ton>>2550044No, I was out all day after I made this
>make a nishino because i rolled for her, may as well use her>ult doesn't go off because there aren't enough paces to activate the blocked condition>cut one of my horses for a last minute taiki with a nishino inherit>taiki golds make her run too far ahead to activate off each othervwos...
Well. There goes the cheeky tenner. Now time to get molested at CM
She should be leading us into battle instead of eating our carats
gg nyaggers
good game neighas>>2550013ty king
1-4NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR ME
>it's another complete shitters episode What has MANT done to the ocean....
>two whales in my first raceOH NO-
>>2550046HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKEDI PROMISE I'LL NEVER MAKE HER EAT HER VEGGIES EVER AGAIN
>>2550075GG
Where are the whaleoids...
>New trainee>Get excited>Remember I have no interest in pulling for her
Danchou here, will be checking for podiums.
Just happy she got a single win.
nothing like a cheeky tenner (x2)
>lost to someone from /vg/Not looking good.
>>2550089lol
>not a single 3* in 100 pullsI've seen this episode before.
SKIP+20 CaratsSKIP+20 CaratsSKIP+20 CaratsSKIP+20 Carats
>first race>double bad mood>double late start>loseWhy do I keep bothering with this game?Why do I keep bothering with these queue timeWhy do I invest so many hours if rng just wants to make me suffer?Why don't I just quit?
>First match is a 5-0I mean thanks but
>>2550098You don't do this, I know you don't
>>2550095You bring shame to us anon.
Make sure to check your opponent's clubs afterwards!
>>2550100This time is the time for the bloodiest battles anon, be careful
>>2550098you don't get +20 on your 4th try bro
Let's fucking UOOOOOHHHH
THERE SHE BLOWS
>>2550109BASED EDOCHAD
Ok, yeah, I have no hope this time around, getting to group A/A finals at the Dahby was a fluke
>120 pullsI'm starting to suspect that drawing lewds of your trainees is, in fact, not the best way to lure them to your stable.
>>2550100NEVER give up bro, you will be okay. Keep fighting
>lolibride>mejiro mcfat>2 (two) mummies>princess>finally, sweepy in 90 pullsBros, I think I gamble on Inarin as well
HEREUSE THIS
>>2550100Take a deep breath, anon, and realise that all this is supposed to be for is good funMaking a solid, dependable Ace is an illusion, embrace the gambling spirit and remember, you aren't getting paid for this, so take it easy
>>2550117Just make sure you can afford it and be in a good place for GL anon, set a hard limit if you want to gamble
Welp, End Oguri is fucking busted, my dogshit one lacking Mile S is destroying most other ends including some whales. Only lost to a Taishin. I'm looking forward to the backliner win this stakes, maybe
>It took 60Its decided, I'm going to run Brian/Kawakami/Sweepy for the next sprint CM
>>2550118Brian I am not spending 7 hours carefully stewing and steaming these for a curry that your sister makes, I don't even have the recipe!
>>2550123Oguri's deck?
DELETE SMART FALCON FROM THE GAME
GOING STRAIGHT TO GROUP B WITH LIGHT/TACHYON BANNER+base biwa (new) in a first tenner
>looking to slide into a breezy 3-2 after the huge struggle last cm was>Inari gambled big and got me 2-3DAMN YOU GOBLIN.
>>2550129>the falcobrokening begins
>>2550131Combust
>>2550128Kita, Windy, Urara Guts, FineMo, Tachyon, CB
Zero 3*s before this. I'm going to make her eat vegetables daily for at least a month.
FALCOALCO
APOLOGIZE
>Sky edges ahead on the outside to overtake 1st on the final corner>she swings wide and falls behind to 2nd againEVERY GODDAMN TIME
>>2550139Soulless
>cheeky one-er>I know literally nothing about this one.
>lost to an @vf faggotKill me danchou, I deserve it.
I honestly did not expect to make it to round 2 group A this time and yet somehow my Princess pulls it off.
His 3rd was a Taishin that jobbed bigly
>>2550141I'm sorry I couldn't get you Mile S because my luck sucks ass.
>Go 4-1>Feeling good>Get distanced by a smart falcon This bitch is NOT fucking around
Spending Sunday mornings watching princess fighter with Kawakami Princess and Sweepy!
>next level will be unlocked after getting a good ending at previous levelDoes that mean that Trackblazer doesn't count for the Showtime event since finishing a run doesn't count as a good ending?
>>2550150Based Kawakami bro, godspeed.
>>2550146She is quite slow
>>2550139Soul
HOOEHH
>my suzuka is completely killing all frontrunners so badly i have gone 1-2 in almost all races so far6 TRILLION MORE FANS TO OY NEIGH
>>2550119>>2550116I knew that everyone telling me that my team was good and that I was going to be ok was lying. Not their fault, I am just never meant to be good at this game. My mistake for thinking that puttin more work in would result in me having any semblance of happiness, I have lost to S+ retarded Pace Chasers. I can't win anything, I am genuinely the exception to we are all gonna make it. I will never make it, nothing I do will ever work. I am the saddest faggot in this game
>>2550146/howa/ is a state of mind
>>2550157winning twinkle star climax is the good ending of mant
>>2550159>He fell for the facadeThis man's life is over and he doesn't realize it yet.
>>2550157No, it counts as good ending if you win the finals. The fact that the finals are almost impossible to job doesn't change this, but doing the Goldshi super hard mode, I found out that it is technically achievable
MY BEST ACE HAS HAD BAD MOOD 9/10 RACES SO FARSTOP
>>2550164You are running in the sweatiest of sweaty hours, anon, only meta umas survive unless you are very lucky
>SHART falcon in my lobby>AutoloseFUCK THIS NIGGER UMA
>>2550134>forgot a dupe of base maru somewhere in 50-60s>that makes it 8 3* from 80 pulls, 3 new storiesi will actuallyi foresee 0lb tachyon and 0lb light hello, both via sparksmy card pulls are never good, i live entirely off umas
>>2550164How many sets have you done? Just chill for now. I saw your team and you must have run into some tough competition to get 1-4'd. Just relax
>>2550173MY TEAM IS METAGROUP A WILL BE WORSE THAN THISI AM JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND NEVER WILL BE
>>2550121>200 pullsI bricked myself, but hey at least I got buono...
>>2550168Once she has you, there is nothing you can, thorough her career Torenah tries to protest a few times only to be ovetaken by her "warm and fuzzy vibes"
>>2550177
>5-0>5-0>4-1Where the challenge at
>>2550123What does your End Oguri looks like? Mine was okay in rooms but now she's jobbing every single race.
>>2550167>>2550170Makes sense, it would be insane for it not to count but you don't get the "obtain good ending with x trainees" for doing Trackblazer so I wasn't sure
>>2550179I don't have her but I was surprised at how good she was at it when I played Dober's career.
>>2550177Fujibro, don't take it the wrong way, but you say this every CMYou will have a meltyYou will try againSuch is your nature
>>2550178Wuv you..
DELETE SMART FALCON FROM THE GAMEDELETE NARITA TAISHIN FROM THE GAMEother than that, holy shit I made it to group A
IT'S JUST THAT EASY>not pictured is Taishin jobbing the previous 5 races and my other 2 aces getting wins first
FUCK I DIDN'T MAKE IT AGAIN! DANCHOUUUUHH!
>>2550156this actually makes me want to pull for Sweep but I must save my carats for Camping Taiki and Tachyon later unfortunately
narita taishin owes me sex
>>2550180Nigger what the fuck do you think I've been doing this past week? This is the most MANT I've ever played, the most effort I've ever put, the strongest umas I've ever made. For what? 1-4 again, as if nothing had changed, I could run 10 borrows all day and I would still be trash
>for the first time in my training career have a great winrateI think I will cry
>>2550188WE TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT SPARKLY STARDOM BROWE TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT POTENTIAL MAN BRO
>>2550182Shadowbreak and Pulse off screen, plus my Brian has Gaze as well because I figured why not. 60% WR so far, though I'm sure it'll drop like a rock when I'm not fighting shitters
>>2550189HOLY SOVL
>>2550195What's your team?
>barely make A finals last time>Train a but harder, run in a few more rooms>Consistent 2nd in pubs against the big boys>2-3 >2-3>Constant 2nd place finishesMOTHER FUCKER
The only thing tastier than blubber!
Guess I'm training a new Digitan.
>game keeps feeding me S and S+ shittersIS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT??
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SPARKLYSTARDOM BRO
>1-4>2-3>3-2Thank god for Special Week's ult.
>one ace run every 2-3 days>almost zero effort>get mogged by fronts that are far better built that mine>still easily coast into group bYeppers, about what I expected.
>Had to kill a HaruCHADI'M SORRY ;______;
>>2550202PUSH HARDER AND BREAK YOUR LIMITS FUKUBRO
>>2550204Three bwos are dead and you're laughing?
>>2550185I don't know what to say. You guys don't deserve this
>>2550204>metaslop vs metaslop
So close, that would've felt good.
Tell me about Ballroom Fuji. Is she any good?
>>2550201I'm running endslop
>>2550219Yeppers, she's good.
So is there supposed to be anyway for pacechads to win or do we just get fucked until GL?
Fellow shitters, see you in twelve hours
>>2550213>training haru in mantyou put him out of his misery
>>2550223You can get consistent second place finishes!
>>2550216NTA but it's okay anon. I believe in you despite you not believing in you, don't force yourself to queue at the tryhardest time.
>>2550223Sprint CM is gonna be Taiki + Oguri show with Nishino inherit
>>2550223sprintsloppa is our time
>>2550223Pacers are meta in the coming sprint
>>2550219Yup. She even has all of the big pace skills that you usually want on umas for that position.
>3/5>4/5>4/5>4/5Oshi gaming's a lot easier when your oshi is Seiun Sky
>>2550234fucking lol
You love to see it.
>>2550237BASED
THE END STRETCH IT IS TOO LONG
>>2550164>I am the saddest faggot in this gameUh, who's the first then?
>>2550237My Seiun can never get the lead
>>2550237Luv me Seiun
holy shit Falco
>>2550176I have lost to an S+ Taishin, S+ Taiki, S+ Akebono and got Podium'd
>>2550250>metacuck horse running a metacuck strategyAm I supposed to be impressed?
Tama and Flower are carrying. I don't think Rudolf will get a single win ;_; she's jobbing every race. Who's the easiest last minute ace? I don't have Bourbon or Taishin
This game is too easy lads, we gotta help out the people who struggle.
>>2550250Can you post your Falco?
WHAT SICK BASTARD DID THIS
>>2550250TAHTS MY GOAT RUNNER
i hate this fucking gameand i come back every single time
>>2550261He's using outdated taishin block strats.
>my fronts get passed by a FRONT VILLAINUnlucky for you my bullshit digi blows you out you dumb bitch!
>She runs at her full potential
>Get like 4 mood down events in a run>BUT NOT EVEN A SINGLE CUPCAKEI hate MANT
>>2550250WHEN I SAY FALCOYOU SAY LOVEF A L C O
>>2550257sure, PP+DD is a massive advantage when taking the lead to make sure her unique procs
holy frontBROKEN
My Kawakami just won without getting off a single accel. I've never seen that happen before and I'm going to assume it was due to bad competition.
>>2550272L-O-V-E
>>2550272W H O R E
>>2550113I really don't understand this game, also had a 3-2 set before this. Nishino's also winning when she never manged to get first in rooms, so far there seems to be way less fronts compared to what I expected. Let's see if the speed eater Falco+Bourbon air squads are going to be all over group A later
>do the ceremonial 150 carat pull that i do on every new uma banner>rainbow>3rd copy of base biwa hayahideHow did they fuck her up so badly, the IRL horse was strong as fuck
>>2550123Eyy, a 5-0 with everyone picking up a win. Brian stole the last one away from Falco too, she beat out like 6 other fronts to secure the Angling away from anyone else's fronts, which is her main job and probably part of the reason Oguri is doing so well even if she's not able to secure the win most of the time.
>2>4>3>5Yep Mile casino
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>my end robs a frontVs>My fronts get robbed by an end
>He didn't learn his lesson
>>2550228thanks cygenerous!
whoa
>>2550282Our rooms are literally front central and not a representative of the overall meta
Guess I'm training Uraras now
>>2550291Groovekino
>>2550295ONE OF USONE OF US
18/20, this Oguri performed significantly better in the general pool considering she was consistently beaten by Kingu in testing. Proud of Palmer holding her own too.
They warned you about fronts bro
>>2550254regular Golshi or gutsmaxed End Ogurin
>Singlehandedly getting carried to 80+% win rate by the umadol
WHERE ARE MY RIVALS??
>>2550303Feasting on blubber, this shit was easy
>Taishin has the perfect launch into late race>brocked into last placeAIEEEEEE
I'm cold, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I want to go back to the derby.
>>2550299Also most of my runs looked like some form of this.
>Thought I got a sufficient Flower ace a week ago>Enter her in cm>She doesn't have Mile SWhat the actual fuck. Where did it go
>>2550305LMAO
>>2550300Fronts I can beat, Ends I have no chance against unless they have uncapped speed and no Mile S, the Taishin rockets are real
Nyo...nyo...nyo...NYOOOOOOOOOM NYOM NYOM NYOOOOOM
Is there a way to permanently delete an account?
>>2550315Relax brochacho, it's milesloppa. Get on the fuckin sleeve
>>2550307congrats, that's a soulful team
>>2550315Email support
>>2550315
>>2550305IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN TAISHINBROS
>>2550310>Should I go around?>No, it is the other runner that should move
>>2550307C O N S I D E RONSIDER
>do my traditional one queue during whale hours for "fun">get tilted and burn all 4 of my tickets chasing a 3rd wini am not cut out for gambling
>>2550216We deserve each other, that is all there is to itFree yourself from expectations of victory during the whale hours and save the heartbreak by running in easier hours, there are worse trainers than you, there are better, its gonna be alright, pace yourself for MANT
lmao 2 fuji
I'm ready to fall from grace in round 2.
I jobbed to a clankernigger here i want to die
>>2550306Hey, that's not bad
>Bitching in club chat alreadyGod suck it the fuck up, I'd kick you if I was in charge
>every single CM room in a nutshell6 front room btw, literally doesnt matter ends are just the strongest runner type atm and are stupid easy to build
>>2550331just blame random conditionswhich is some gay ass bullshit
Teio!
>>2550326>>2550328I'm not even encountering whales I encounter SS+s and beat them but I am losing to S's more often so this game is bullshit and pointless.
>>2550336I don't know who you are or what club you're in but you sound like a fucking faggot and I hope you get kicked.
>>2550331There is only one fate that awaits him.
Sweep's chapter 4 is really cute. I get it.
>uma stan procs out of the gateWHY DID I GET GASLIT BY THIS STUPID DUMBASS SKILL
>Missed out on the openingBruh I was at work, fuck did I miss
>Morale this low on day 1Round 2 is going to be a disaster
>>2550346Uh, that's the point of it.
>>2550347Morale seems VERY high though
>Brian from an S rank club kills my potential 5-0You know what I respect it.
>Got Sweepy, my most anticipated uma, in only 15 tickets>Actually doing pretty well in CM for once (though it's still round 1 of course so I shouldn't get cocky) and all 3 of my aces are contributing>Had several extremely kino races today including a couple where I got BTFO by S rank offmeta umas, which I can't be even slightly mad aboutToday has been a good day. I love milekino so much
>>2550336der/v/bro...
I wish I could kill myself without anyone I cared about being sad about it
Taiki got all 4 wins.This is why I don't like running multiple aces. Taiki isn't supposed to win, Kawakami is. Taishin is a debuffer.
>>2550347I'm feeling GROOVY though
>>2550282>Nishino's also winning when she never manged to get first in roomsThis has always been the case. Pubs and /v/ma rooms are not representative of CMs.
>>2550345>nooo my ult is ruined
>>2550345Why would you take uma stan on your tracen cheer ends?
>only 60% wr round 1It's so over
>1-2-1-0 (Vodka won 3 of these)Wow, I didn't even have to retire a single time! I can't wait for my relaxing time in group B.
>>2550342Clankers can't late start because of concentration
>>2550347Looking kinda good...!
>just slayed a lil bwobwo>he sent me a wuv you afterwards/v/ma WON!
>>2550366P-Pasa why are you looking at me like that?
Used up all your tickets yet?Day 1, how's it going?
>15 x2 clocks rewards in Fuji ModeWell time to get grinding I guess
>>2550372THAT'S TOO EASY
>>2550361BECAUSE YOU GUYS SAID TO
>>2550372Ez
This says something about uma society.
>>2550372Encountered no Ugs and barely any SS+. Destroyed anyways.
I really like this brat's shit eating grin
>>2550376It's neither bad nor must have. You're being gaslit dancer rn
How did these SS ranks get so lo- oh that explains itActually wait, what the fuck am I looking at?
>>2550373>cane rewards also contain clocksYou could grind endless clocks in URA!
>everyone getting their ass kicked>on day 1What makes this CM so much more brutal than the last two?
>>2550256I understand (to some degree) how to build a good uma and what I'm supposed to be doing.I just can't be bothered to put the time in to do more ace runs, much less parent runs.
>>2550372I genuinely can't win
>>2550372Piss easy
>>2550347listen i have survived all of mant so far, i have even enjoyed some of itthere is nothing this game can do to hurt me at this point
>>2550335I just don't feel good about my day 1 results. Ends definitely aren't that consistent. It doesn't feel like the Derby where I was feeling pretty nice.
>>2550383Time trials umas
>>2550386Why are people saying this when the vast majority of people is celebrating?
sweepy kind of looks like a child version of my wife
>>2550372closest i've ever been to a clean sweep in 14CMs
>>2550399We go through this every fucking CM when are you going to learn already?
What the fuck, not playing meta sucks ass. Why do you guys do this? I'm gonna be lucky if I make it to A finals
>>2550399>>2550404Do you need me to mass quote all i see is doomposting
>>2550398Couldn't he have at least picked a mile one?
>>2550408glass half empty ahh
>>2550407h8 frontsend fatigue from pisces
>>2550372getting my ass beat since i don't have the meta umas and i foolishly queued during meta uma houri'll be back tomorrow i guess
>>2550401I grinded groundwork I grinded dd/ppI got Hella mid race What the fuck did you do that I dont have man
>>2550408All I see is people posting 5-0s, good win rates and how easy it was though
>>2550372Pretty bad to be honest. Win rate is like 30% but it won't get any higher if I re-train the same girls and I refuse to switch them out
>>2550407I'm never training fronts ever again. Don't have any end closers or cards for them. Forced to run off meta.
Man, first day was brutal and smaru is underperforming. Mile Maven is so unreliable.
>>2550418NO ONE STRUGGLING IS GOING TO POST THEIR 0-5! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO GO OVER THIS? FUCK
>>2550423Mile maven does SUCK COCK
>>255037216-4 with Taishin winning half of my races.It's looking good!
I only read posts that conform to my own world view.
I just had the worst win rate ive ever had in a CM day and its only day 1What the fuck is happening?
WUV my metawife
>got a 5-0There will be consequences for this, I just know it.
I wish I had never installed this
>>2550417Milecasino
>>2550372I expect to die heavily on day 3 and 4 since I didn't put in that much effort since I don't have the right combination of cards and umas for this CM since I'm missing a bunch of welfares since I'm a Christmas newfag, but went well today
>>2550372Feeling great, Palmer got wind, Kingu got wins everyone got wins! Should be an easy A finals run without catastrophically bad luck in round 2.
>Cancer rerun is exactly like the OG cancer LOL
I fucking hate this game
>>2547939No one successfully guessed it. Shame on you! How could you not get the wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, powerful, overlord of the A+ careers, Operatic Omatic TM?This career was really bizarre. I barely got any good training in(my first summer had ZERO rainbows,) but the wins kind of just kept piling in. The worst that happened was the cleats being rather rare, there being no grilled carrots, and getting speed checked mid-senior.(These are such a PITA to assemble. The career takes 12 fucking images.)
>>2550431
>>2550442seeing an A+ Opera gives me PTSD, congrats on your first A+
WHO /90%/ HERE!
>>2550372I'm tired robbie
>>2550372I'm feeling peachy now that I get to return to the sprint Brian mines for the time being
>>2550436Can i see the oguri?
>>2550417You need a soulful front pick, perhaps consider?
>>2550447>PTSDWhy does it give you PTSD?
>>2550454>he doesn't know about the first hunt
>>2550442Nice. Opera was my first 3* uma spook. Looking good for you!
>>2550453>Anon is constantly losing with fronts >wants to win with fronts>hey have you considered an objectively bad front?
>>2550451Already posted her, but sure >>2550197
>run meta>Barely scrape byBros am I a shitter?
>>2550417NTA, but post aces? Sufficiently statted fronts with good skills should be winning at least SOME races unless your third is stealing them all.
>>2550448WITNESS ME CURREN
At this point this game has given me more misery than happy moments
>>2550457Hey man she got five wins compared to anons 0 with two ‘good’ fronts.
THAT'S MY FATASS
>It's happening AGAINHOEH???? Did you thank your beloved, cutest Umadol for handing you a free plat again?
>Do the start of Sweepy's career before going to bed>5 minutes inAh fuck, is this what I've gotten myself into?
>>2550465
>>2550455To be honest, I wasn't really actively engaging with the uma community at large until after my friends basically quit, and that was in December of last year, so... yeah. I don't know the hunts.>>2550456Heh, yeah thanks. Smart Falcon was my very first 3* spook myself, so while Opera O received a bit of a diminished reaction when I got her, I was still really happy.
>>2550467What's ZnT?
CHADFORCE ASSEMBLEOUR POTENTIAL IS FULLY UNLOCKED
>>2550473Zoomer
>>2550454it is ancient lore from the very first few weeks of /v/ma when we collectively found out what true fear was
>>2550473Zero no Tsukaima. A legendary anime featuring the tsunniest tsun to ever tsun.
>>2550444I look like this
>>2550473Zero no Tsukaima, one of the big early things a long with Shakugan no Shana that made Kugumiya Rie the tsundere queen.
>>2550469>opera>falconIs this torenah a lost ornithologist or something?
>>25504610% winrate.
[Roundabout playing in the background]
>Check my opponent's club>Unaffiliated
>>2550481>the tsundere queen.Taiga Aisaka from Toradora
you think you love your waifu and then you see what REAL waifufags look like when you peak JP Twitter and you realize how inadequate you really are
>>2550481>Zero no Tsukaima>Shakugan no Shana>ToradoraWhat kind of irrelevant ahh uncslop are you guys talking about
SWEEPY!
>forget about the monthly reset on SR Tickets>Daiwa>Doto>FukuI'm getting real sick of this.
>Backliner trainers posting their 90% winrates and 5-0 winsbut will they stop crying about fronts now?
>>2550489Yes, Kugumiya also voiced her.
>>2550495HOLY SWEEPGOD
>>2550495I kneel
>>2550495What the fuck? Is this magic?
>>2550491Kawakamifags are pretty based if you ask me
>>2550495SH-SHE'S FAST!
>>2550484Kinda dont believe you that that has a 0% winrate
>>2550498you sound upset
>>2550491>peakpeek*
>>2550492I truly pity the zoomers who have lived their entire life without having the monoculture.
>>2550495DELET THIS
>>2550482I also have El Condor Pasa and Mambo, so yeah I might have to consider a career change at this rate.
>>2550508>I'm not crying, y-you are!I guess they won't
There's nothing to do with dupe SSRs at mlb but cleat right? >what would there beI don't know if something comes up down the line.
>>2550498>Backliner trainers posting their 90% winrates and 5-0 winsPretty sure most of those complaining are late/pace trainers
Have fun without me
>>2550417i don't know what to tell you, i posted my build earlier, im guessing early speed skills like leaders pride are doing some work because she refuses to fall behind, from what i've seen it is very hard to take the lead past the mid point
>>2550517Every SSR you cleat makes Mr, Cleat stronger
>>2550498The highest winrate I've seen was from a front trainer though.>>2550401
>>2550512Some of us zoomers got to experience it for a short while. How do you think I feel, realizing I've lost the environment I spent 1/2 of my time growing up? I'm fucking pissed!
>RUSHED
>>2550484Post your WHOLE team because that maru is good and there's literally ZERO fucking way that has a 0% winrate
>>2550512Nah when it was junk like WWE it was pretty trash.>DUDE STEVE AWESTIN DID
Losing 900 carats sucks massive ass but this may actually be the first event I just skipGrinding this shit in MANT seems beyond miserable
>>2550527plot twist, she doesn't have angling
>>2550527This.
>>2550535Time for some URA runs
>>2550518It's actually just latecucks who have a victim mentality.
>>2550523Meh he'll kill himself who cares.
>>2550535The humble URA finale:
>>2550518LateGOD here, my 25% Kingu is fine because the majority of her second places are my own 50% end Oguri.
>>2550484Inconceivable unless she straight up doesn't have Angling.
>>2550543>>2550539What would that accomplish, parent grinding? MANTs way better for that too
>>2550539>>2550543>Can't even use anything for parent lineageMAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>2550535>Losing 900 carats sucks massive assYour math reps? It’s 1500.
>>2550527Front cucks like to humble brag, just ignore him
>>2550535*1500 carats
>>2550552Frontbroken
>>2550520Yup, Leader's Pride, Productive Plan, DD+ISW/PP are pretty damn strong and necessary if you want to win the arms race to 1st place. Umas rarely give up the lead past the corner unless you have almost no corner/midrace at all
>>2550484Rip the bandaid off and show us that juicy no angling.
As demoralized as I am with this shitty CM I think the stirrer is here taking pot shots where he can.>>2550541
>>2550554Post entire team then, I'm waiting.
>do a single pull>get sweep>do the daily cm races>5-0 on all of themFeels good being a first rate liar
>>2550548What indeed...
>>2550561Kek
>>2550417You already know this nigga has a Clanker not shown with like 80+% win rate.
>>2550507>>2550527>>2550536>>2550546Yes she does have angling come on manThis is the bourbon who also has a 0% winrate, no mile S but it was a fast learner run (as of this post im still not placing for day 2 but I have tomorrow)
>>2550555>Umas rarely give up the lead past the corner unless you have almost no corner/midrace at allThis is actually what makes smart falcon so strong, if she procs her unique she cannot lose the lead until past the corner which is rare
>>2550564her marking really looks like someone jizzed on her hair
>>2550495
>>2550571It was me
This pleases the endchuds and off meta fagsI still won
finally, a good mile cm
Thank you Mrs. President for getting us comfortably into Round 2.
>>2550574BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2550534The monoculture collapsed for a reason, but it still brought stability and unity that we just don't have today.
>>2550574>bourbon>late startWait isnt that impossible?
>>2550568>No Mile SWell you do have all those greens which is nice. I dont know why that would be losing honestly, sounds like you're up against some tough competition. My fronts are worse on paper but we're having better luck, especially with some of this matchmaking pairing me against S/S+
>>2550495>They should get rid of it>stop fronts from ever getting late started againWtf I hate Sweep Tosho now
>>2550567Yeah, there it fucking is >>2550568>also has 0% win rate, no it doesn’t faggot. If it did you would’ve posted it with the other two.
>>2550568Post your falco, as a matter of fact. Posr a room. These are quite literally good fronts. There is ZERO way you went 0-20.
>>2550581Would you rather have Concentration or two more mid race speed skills?
Surely nobody would lie about their CM results.
>>2550581Concentration is a witcheck, if it passes you cannot late start
>>2550581Concentration doesn’t stop late starts, just reduces the time lost to them.
>>2550590>instantly losing 10% of your racesTheres no way you guys are trying to gaslight concentration being badAlso between kita and random race hints most front careers end with max focus hints anyway
>>2550592Lying about getting 0 wins?
>>2550597No, it completely removes late-starts. Only exception is if you fail the witcheck on Concentration.
>Frontcucks got so mindbroken because they can't dominate 100% of the game for the first time, they have to pretend they lost one race for sympathy pointsThat's ... actually really pathetic, but not unexpected.
>>2550484>>2550568To be honest with you, I think your girls might just not have enough midrace.Here's my fronts for reference, and they've been tearing it up.
>>2550600Im waiting for anon to post a room to see how the fronts perform, because the only one missing is falco. The other two looked good
End closer is the most niggerlicious style>uh early and mid race skills? just need spurt and daring strike AAAAAGGHHHHH I'M SPOORTINGYes Im mad, fuck you
>>2550600You would think it would be the other way around, but there are some strange people out there...
>>2550598I never buy concentration unless it's for TT.Only bought focus since I had extra SP
>>2550600If he actually had no wins he’d have posted the 0% Bourbon with the SMaru and Falco. Only reason to hide it is to ERP as not winning anything.
>>2550597A late start is when your start is delayed by 80-100 ms.Concentration makes it so your delay is always between 0-40 ms.
>>2550604Why are you guys demonizing fronts so much when ends are literally free win machines On top of that they're piss easy to build
This the most obvious der/v/ falseflag I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot
milecasino
>>2550615Who is der/v/
>>2550606Also, looking at it again, did you forget to grab Plancha as your second inherit?
>>2550616mileshite*
>>2550598It's not necessarily bad but it is expensive.>Kita giving useful hintsI don't know what world you live in but it's not the same one I'm in.
>>2550611>not buying focus on a front>not buying gold focus if given the chance
mileKINO
>>2550614You're supposed to feel bad for the people self-sabotaging with guts build. Especially when it's the type of trainers who can't even explain how dueling works.
>>2550614holy endBROKEN
>>2550622>not buying focus on a frontcorrect
Do you guys think I should enter my weird experimental gutsmax falco or my standard one?Will post both, on mobile atm
>>2550606That might be it, it's hard to underestimate just how much midrace is king. I'm running a GWless maru with a ton of mid race skills (stuff like PP and prof not pictured) and still getting wins regardless
>>2550617
>>2550629Yeah give her a try for one run, if she loses really bad those 5 races then go with the other one.
>>2550615No, this is.>rolling for Sweepy? What are you, a disgusting der/v/edo?
>>2550629Guts falco is pure kino
FUAAAARK
>>2550622Yeah?I'm halfway thru my runs and my best uma doesn't have it
>>2550622Focus is only useful as a cope GW activator. It's like Early Start and Daring Strike, the white version is just complete shit.>gold focusLast time I ran fronts they tanked late starts like champs. More mid race to compete for Angling seems like a better use of SP to me.
>>2550637HERO
Does Fuji Funtime give you fucking mood down's every turn? I'm not done with Junior year and had six.
>>2550635No, the actual propaganda was that Sweepy OC posted recently. That caused a LOT of cheeky rolls
>>2550626>You're supposed to feel bad for the people self-sabotaging with guts build.This won 50% of my races, how is the guts a self sabotage?
>>2550637THAT'S MY FUARKING HERO
>>2550626i can explain how dueling works i simply do not want to at this or any other time
>>2550639>Focus is only useful as a cope GW activator.Correct>everything elseBro concentration is both, cheap as fuck and very high value
Get fucked /vg/ nigger, glory to der/v/
>>2550637MY FUARKING VILLAIN
>>2550649Bro...I can see your name.
>>2550649hahaha
>>2550649Bro your name.....(still based)
>>2550648The average cost is ~240 without hint books, I buy it when I only have 2 greens but with 3 I prefer speed skills.
>>2550630Yeah, it doesn't really sink in how important midrace is until you've witnessed firsthand just how cutthroat the modern front arms race is.This isn't OG Cancer where the girl with the lead after early race was expected to just keep it until the final corner. The fronts nowadays WILL be clawing for position with nonstop skill procs all the way up to Angling.
>>2550652Twas intentional
>>2550629This is the standard one
I never get any fun victories or losses.
>no GWWell I guess she'd be an okay grandparent
>>2550632>mamboBut thats a club from /vg/
>>2550657
>>2550649Nyo... /uma/ bwos, our oguri vore ERP sesh is cancelled, discord meeting NOW!!!
>>2550636How often did that win?
Making a last minute aceIs this too much incest?
>>2550372Only ran the free races and only the last one had decently set up teams, but Cheer Kingu won 3 while Ayabe got the other 2
>>2550658give both 20 runs and post the results, i think i saw your guts falco snatch a win once and i was pretty kino but dueling on fronts isn't as common even with 3 fronts
I've lost so hard the game crashed
>got absolutely boned on guts>also fuck you Bamboo Memory>but I actually got Mile SIs this a good enough replacement? The UG is not performing and I think it's purely because of no Mile S.
>>2550656Well said. This is something non front mains don't get, the standards for a quality front are ridiculously high and unlike other positions there's no chance for a cheeky comeback from behind, you're either 1st and fight tooth and nail to keep 1st or you die
>>2550668>double Maru double incest parentsYeah that lineage is probably fucked. Run it through the lineage calcuator on uma.moe and post results I'm curious myself.
>>2550668Bwo youw pwancha?
>>2550666Center stage bricked her
>>2549496lets fucking go now i don't have to touch carats until tachy speed comes out
>>2550668Anon... where's El?
>>2550661>beat someone from mambo>it was a slightly lower ranked mambo (no association to /uma/)
>>2550668No plancha no win
Wuv ends. Simple as.
I got 7 plats so I got nothing to prove lol, i will be quite happy farming shitter hours
>>2550684SUPERIOR EDO GENES
>>2550659I got a kino pace duel earlier.
>>2550686If one of those isn't from mant you still have something to proove
>>2550686Sasuga Daiwa!
>>2550675Here. I'm actually surprised it doesn't seems that horrible>>2550681>>2550679>>2550676I have made 0 fronts this CM bros so I had no idea El was the ideal front parent other than Seiun. Will give Chrono a look, thanks.
>>2550686Daiwa Scarlet would try harder and go for 8
>>2550684i want a sturdy umawife...
>>2550689Won Aries, I have the Aries, Taurus, Gemini triple crown
>>2550656cancer was also in wet conditions. that made it harder to pass. this also contributed to the success of runaways in scorpio. in firm conditions, there's a lot more passing.
>>2550686What is the /sp/ equivalent of this?
>>2550696Ronaldo going to Camel league
>>2550686Meanwhile I'm just a derby fraud. I only win derby CMs. But the plat star is nice to have so I can't complain that much.
>>2550691>100That's fuckin' glue man.
>Rainbow gate>Long coat>Sweepy!>Not in fact SweepyGuess she's in the spook bank, I wanted Cafe anyway.
>>2550687OH NO NO NO INARIBROS? WE'RE FAKE EDOS?
>>2550696NBA stars not going to the Olympics or not playing hard when there
>>2550693actually wait how do their actual parents factor in here if they inherit the souls of horses from our world or whateveris it just one of those things you shouldn't think too hard about
>got sweep in one tenner>her career starts and ends with her surrounded by all the other lolimas>got the ticket on the first run
>>2550705DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
mileslop is kind of fun when the unfairly advantaged trainee is someone I have
>Just killed a wild /v/agabond
>>2550694Anon we're in gemini right now.
>>2550712MileKINO has always been the /v/ approved style
>>2550712i should've just raised her and golshi fuuuuuuck
>>2550714>might've been meDon't worry about it, I've only placed 3rd once so far.
>>2550712I don't have the school shooter or the bird so I'm taking it easy and oshimaxxing.
>>2550717Goldshi isn't great, I beat a UG whale with double front debuffers with your average f2p Oguri end. The funniest thing to me is seeing a bunch of Christmas Oguris out there and they're fucking terrible for obvious reasons
Got a 60% winrate on my pace teamNot looking good
>>2550715Other gemini. It's still the triple crown
>>2550712I run Taishin and Tama almost every CM and I don't feel unfairly advantaged at all. Seriously I'm dying out here.
>like fronts >think my fronts are pretty good >lose>people on the anonymous image board mock me because fronts are apparently the bad guys:(
>>2550725That sounds pretty good
>>2550725I mean for pace isn't that kinda good?Round 2 will be rough though for sure.
>>2550726The other Gemini was a 3200m race. Libra was the 3000
>>2550723Your Ashen Monster?
>>2550726>It's still the triple crownLole
>>2550725My single pace somehow has the highest winrate on my team.
>>2550733Ohhhhh im retarded, I thought gemini was kikuka sho. My bad
>>2550739Kinda tempted to try a pasa/flower/taiki teamMy fronts are doing awful anyway so
>>2550734I don't wanna run Oguri for four CMs in a row yada yada
Bake a new snack
>>2550745It's in the oven
>>2550743Train your Oguris, Sweepy
Now that the thread is over and a new one is baking. I will confess i need to fuck sweepy
>>2550712im curious, how many of you Taishin trainers are running the CB+BM combo? are any of you doing CB only?i have Taishin but figured it's worthless to try and build her with only 1 part of the combo
>>2550745I've temporarily retired from OP duties because everyone hates me whenever I make the OP. I'll bake the OP next week.
>850 posts>image limit alreadyChill the fuck out with the images niggers.
>>2550757cm day retard stupid faggot
>>2550757It's cm and gacha day, fuck off.
>Sweep ult animation is jerking around a broomGOD I WISH THAT WERE MY DICK
Hey guys check out this image of my wife!
>>2550757>BROOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST RATION IMAGES DURING CM DAYNo, any other time yeah. But today is literally all about posting results
>>2550477Okay then. I'm going to guess that people wanted her and couldn't, and then got their asses whooped by those who got her?
>>2550762it unironically is at the end of her career
>>2550764foreveraloneanon...
>>2550754White version of FoV is still good
>>2550757Frankly, I think I'm showing tremendous restraint by not spamming pictures of cute Sweepy.
>>2550764Machanbro.....
>>2550754Oguri, not Taishin, but mine has both. I'd assume most ends doing well have both as well.
>>2550764Aston Machan isn't out yet, anon
>>2550767Is sweepy as for (you) as the jpbros said?
>>2550754Mine only has Daring Strike because I'm F2P and she has 8 wins so far.
>>2550766Read >>2433555
Unyielding Spirit on a front y/n?
>>2550766If I remember correctly, it was /v/ma's first encounter with a whale anon's Opera that kicked everyone's asses and showed people just how little they knew.
I made it to round 2 group A but I'm still disappointed with how much I phoned it in and neglected making the strongest version of my wife that I could. Still gonna keep playing Path of Exile instead of Uma though.
>>2550448Time for a nap!https://files.catbox.moe/3p9zd3.png
>>2550781Yes if you have two or more
>>2550777yes. There's a scene where she makes chocolate with Fuji that have a spell to make you do anything she tells you to, but she imagines Fuji taking advantage of it since she technically helped with the spell too and she gets extremely jealous with it. That scene ends with her telling to say that she's your only true master
>>2550764based skibidi rizz king
>>2550784>game is like 3 years old now and melee combat is still 70% unfinishedI think MANT might actually be better than that shit
>>2550793>>2550793>>2550793Fresh bread
>>2550794Well I'm playing grenades since I don't like sticking shit up my urethra which I imagine playing melee feels like and it's been smooth and the new endgame owns.
>>2550766>very early on>before the first Taurus got announced >people start doing races for fun>Kyoto 3600M, bad conditions>mostly Bs and B+ let alone As>everyone expects to just see umas gassing out 1/3rd of the race in>someone joins>it's a fucking A+ opera>easily sweeps the floor would be an understatement>thread explodes>some people call him a whale>some call him a no life>some people are dooming about what CMs will look like if people like him exist>no matter what you called that Opera there was one irrefutable truth>there was a much higher ceiling than anyone expected>a lot of anons made it their mission to reach that ceiling
