>Gemini CM started on June 4th (YESTERDAY!)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmPotential status: Infinite>The Roommate Rumble has been announced for the June 5th (TODAY!)Rules and conditions in pic related:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1780222330760.png>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous:>>2552628
ASTERbros...
>>2555030The forgotten asterCHAD.....
Belmont Stakes tomorrow.England Derby Tomorrow.
SMART FALCONWHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ABOUT HER?
>>2555030Mejiro Shuttle?
I heard the career RNG benefits whales and I'm starting to believe it.
I really wanted to make Rudolf work :( oh well
>>2555041marry
>>2555041Straight up delete her from the game. She's genuinely an auto win even against the scariest taishins.
For not posting this sooner.>>2555019Season 2, Episode 9->13Unix: 1780704000Japan: 2026/6/6 @ 9:00 AM JSTAmerica: 6/5/2026 @ 2:00 PM HST, 4:00 PM AKDT, 5:00 PM PST & MST, 6:00 PM MDT, 7:00 PM CDT, 8:00 PM EDTEurope: 6/6/2026 @ 12:00 AM BST, 1:00 AM WEST, 2:00 AM CEST & KALT, 3:00 EEST & MSK & TRTCyTube r/w2chwatchparty
>>2555041SMART FALCON LOVE
>>2555041Remind her that no matter how much she wins, there's one thing she can never ever win, a husband.
>summer games fest stream won't let you skim through the videoGuess i won't find out if we're getting a Dragon's Dogma 2 expansion.
What a Fine Friday.
>>2555030Yup yup, that's Mejiro Flatliner!
>>2555041I will never forgive you faggots for not telling me smart falcon was so busted when she came out
what if i...
>>2555046>Solid training>Golshi flops on all her races>Get Mile S>Still might be able to make something of this run>Get quadruple RAPED to Awful mood by consecutive fatigue and skin outbreaks
>>2555061NOBODY KNEW
>>2555058It's joever bro, it would be at least 5 threads on /v/
>>2555059Cute.
>>2555035belmont stakes? are they hunting vampires or something?just a little gamer humor for you guys, hope you enjoyed it
>>2554988I have enough, I just can't decide which one to 5* first. Probably Xmas since I still have 3 and 4 cost star pieces to buy for the original + daily legend races but I want to grind for Maru and Bourbon in the next update
>>2555064...open the curtainsLights on
>>2555061Smart Falcon was so busted when she came out.
>>2555061NO ONE KNEWNO SINGLE SLOP TUBER KNEWIT WAS ALL DISCOVERED THROUGH TRIAL AND ERROR
>>2555019>no "uma musume" in the OPAIIIEEEEEE NEVER BAKE AGAIN
>>2555061nobody knew, even if you wanted to run her for the OG cancer her banner was long gone, i had to use my ticket on her
>>2555070holy ROFL my friend! Updoot
>>2555030Bro, why did you just dox me?
Would I be dumb for trying to quickly make a last minute Falco and throw her on my team despite not having another front to keep her company
>>2555074Did japs just forget she existed?
>>2555041I am the ONLY SOLE Smart Falcon trainer IN THE WHOLE WORLD that is doing poorly with her
>>2555083Real talk, do you know how to build fronts? It's not easy
>>2555030>That name>Doberlol
>>2555068
>>2555083Fronts require two, if she's the only one in the race she'll fucking die guaranteed.
The Roommate Rumble Medium is still at 16/18 runners. If you have a team you'd like to enter (or if you're training someone) this may be your last chance to enter. Don't forget to grab a spectator seat even if you're not running today.511274375112743751127437
>>2555083there's enough fronts in rooms to try it, your problem is getting the 10 turf sparks, gw, pp+dd at the very least
>>2555041She's scarier than bourbon, but thankfully she's rare as fuck
>>2555083I'm using a quickly made solo Seiun and she's been doing great. Falco is quite hard to build since she needs 10 turf sparks, or 7 and gamble.
>>2555019please fuck my wives maruzensky and bourbonmy tiny indian dick can never satisfy them...
If I was the Falco player, I'd be absolutely livid right now.https://files.catbox.moe/8idogv.webm
>>2555096YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM COMING
>>2555088I'm not a dedicated frontfag, but I've run them in a few cms. Falco got me my first plat. In fact, I'm pretty sure I just ran her alone at the time.
>>2555016Ace is just blue eyes Kitasan
>>2555030A true visionary
>>2555107How are you in junior year you posted that you were training 40 minutes ago...
>>2555107>Junior yearIt's washed, champ.
>>2555107Dawg the room has been up almost an hour! Why aren't you done yet!
>>2555061I don't understand how NOBODY knew smart falcon was ridiculously busted, NO ONE TOLD US. She's been top 3 (usually 1) in half the CMs!!!!!!
>>2555107>Junior late JulStop posting and play faster.
xOguri raped me last CM 23rd of May 2026, should I just let it happen next CM? what's the counter? tazuna just lets this happen btw
>"Danchou could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this club before. There could be a Danchou anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her streamlined chest. "I HATE DANCHODE" she thought. ę°ć¾ććTuning Heart (2021 Remastered Version) reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the 70 Shop Coin Royal Kale Juice circulated through her soft veins and washed away her (merited) fear of danchou after the daily reset. "Whilst flatlining, you can do whatever you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>2555112>>2555113>>2555114Wait there's another guy? I just started my run
>>2555117>in half the CMslet's not get ahead of ourselves
>>2555105KWAB there must have been a strand of Maruzen's hair in front of Falkek
>>2555109Ace is sexy boyish farmer girl and Kitasan is sexy armpits festival girl, they're totally different.
>>2555120there's no cure
Big fight happening in the other thread
>>2555071You should wait until she gets her robot alt.
>>2555083I'm running Falco + 2 ends, she does her job of snatching Angling from other fronts most races and is a strong contender to win in any room where there's another front, while my Ends are there if they're not gonna drown against a billion fronts.
>>2555131Get those hotheads outta here!
>>2555061Didn't you see all the turf falcons when she came out?
>>2555117One of the most mind boggling things is that the Japs were fucking horrible for YEARS. How were people saying that Flower is meta for this cup when there's this many dominate ends released around this time? How did it take years for them to figure out DD PP? None of them ever tried mutating a Falcon, really?It just doesn't make sense.
>>2555127>Cancer>Virgo>Aquarius>Capricorn>Gemini 2>Will be meta again in the coming sprint and dirtIdk man
>>2555131yeah let's derail this one too
>>2555126Well then you're fucked!!
>>2555120Double dom and an ace bred in the darkest pits of hell.
>>2555141Maybe they just didn't care about her at all.
>>2555131Why do those two anons love COCKS so much?
>>2555126No idea. It's hard to keep track of people on this board for obvious reasons. Maybe you'll make it, maybe you won't.
>>2555131Let the dramatards stay contained. I wanna talk about the game
Oh god Guild Wars 2 players must be killing themselves over that trailer. I'm going to go over to that thread right now since we're on /vm/a.
>>2555141In their defense, this game's skill descriptions are vague as fuck. They had to experiment to guess what each thing does. We already know all the right answers in comparison, or at least most of them(like Falco who dodged them completely and was just considered a good blocker)
>yeah falcon has it>Wait maybe taishin catches up to her>It wasn't my taishin
>>2555153EOS?
>>2555153Spill the beans
>>2555105That was ROBBERY
post oshis!
>>2555131I was about to call you a faggot for bringing up /vg/ shit but then I realized I'm retarded and you mean the previous thread.
UHHHHHH TIFACHADS
>>2555052T- 30 minutesAlso>For notApologies for not*, oops.
>>2555158>>2555162They just announced guild wars 3
>>2555167LEL
>>2555105Why is your Smaru wearing he regular outfit?
Taishin just decided not to perform today. Went from 95% to 82.5%
>>2555169Just saying for next time, I don't think hosting the watchaolong while the CM is a good idea anon. Usually people prioritize this
>>2555172I like her red racewear better.
>>2555131Anon, for the love of god, please divide some more brain cells. Why did you not consider that MAYBE I was keeping my end of the argument there intentionally to avoid causing drama in this thread?
>>2555174It happens, is went from 100% to 90%
>2555166No one uses that bookmark because of people like you
>Taishin hits every accel under the sun, including pre-straight Nimble and Updrafters>doesn't move up in position somehow>loseWhat the fuck just happened? She wasn't on camera but there was no other horse there that could have blocked her. She didn't get rushed either so it's not possible that her HP was too low to spurt immediately.
>>2555133By the time we get it I'll have enough to 5* it instantly.
>>2555105Clearly, Maruzensky's tits are much bigger than Falcon's, so that's why she was able to proc Angling from that position. It's simple umanatomy!
>>2555177I didn't even know you could do that.
>>2555176I agree, but I also asked for alternate times on Monday and Tuesday and no one responded. I might end up rehosting this party.
I'm so fucked up your screams are a lullaby to me
>>2555182Was she really far on the outside?
>>2555087I got a 40% WR with her, kinda suboptimal with no DD but she's doing great.Not pictured FCM, angling + plancha
bourbon is actually kind of funny when she appears in other people's stories but i do not believe that anyone likes her enough to have her as an oshi, so i will judge her if you run hernot too harshly but i am still judging you all the same
>>2555189Curren would never btw
>>2555030Somebody describe the taste and texture of each Mejiro's pits. Assume no deodorant is being worn.
>>2555189CHAD Falcon would say this
>>2555052Yeah CM high is too much, I might not catch this even though I have caught all of the previous ones
>>2555193>i do not believe that anyone likes her enough to have her as an oshiSlander, I've been the number 1 clanker lover for a year
>>2555184megane sex
>>2555189You will pay for your crimes by never ever fucking your torena. He will marry a NINGEN woman.
>>2555181actually everyone has it on their marus because it's the canon mark, they just change it for their screenshots
>>2555190Yeah that's why she wasn't on camera. Doing extra distance like that probably did hurt but surely it cannot hurt badly enough to effectively negate multiple accels.
I don't give a FUCK about SHART Falcon or Curren WHORE!!!!!!!
Apart from one real bad run of 2/5 it was 3/5, 4/5 and then 5/5. Palmer performed the same as yesterday, Kingu got one less win but Oguri was asleep for most of it.
Name ONE reason to like Mihono Bourbon beyond her body
>>2555187Yeah, it's in this part of the menu. The outfit changes are client-side only, though.
>>2555197Hm, alright.Would tomorrow work?
>>2555211She's extremely funny
>>2555206>every other uma ends up with their trainer, happy and with many healthy children>smart falcon ends up a lonely cat lady because of her stupid idol businessWhy'd she do it?
>>2555211I can charge my phone off of her.
>>2555193The only one I will judge is Curren because her career is extremely painful. Falconfags are lucky I don't have her because I would probably judge them with extreme prejudice if I did play her career.
>>2555215as it should be
>>2555213Hmm tomorrow could possibly be even worse, Round 2 starts and emotions are going to peak. Honestly I apologize for not being able to suggest something else, it must suck for you as an organizer
>>2555218Shes not a real robot....
>>2555211I like her personality and sheās trained by the Dragon of Dojima.
>skipped the cm>barely even played the game>been considerably happier since thenI don't know how you guys do it but I'll just casualfag from now on, if I wanted to play a competitive game I'd pick something that's not entirely luck-based
>>2555223proof?
>>2553950>Please Fuji... No more tit fucks.....Weak!
Just read this whole convo, nta but I think day 2 of round 1 is the most uneventful one. I think today is a good day. Or at least, better than the round 2 days.
>>2555030>pity slicker
>>2555227I enjoy the glory of my trainees slaying obese whales
>>2555227I find it fun and exciting
>>2555227why not just drop the game then?
>>2555208i don't know the actual effect in terms of numbers but my nishino has been getting fucked up all day by going far to the outside on the last corner, and that's with a stronger accel than shadowi'm pretty sure it's real bad and also part of the reason why fronts are so strong since they never have to deal with that
I can now say without a doubt that Kawakami has the best hot springs event.
>>2555227I did the same and am far happier for it. Competitive RNG is like pulling your own teeth.
>>2555222It is what it is.I might just cancel the watch party outright and try for next week.
>>2555243because I play for the cute girls? don't you guys do that too???
>>2555233Tomorrow is when the seething really starts.
>Gained ONE (1) hint for professor of curvaturehow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2555245Monster....
>>2555245>censored randos>doxxed himself
>>2555245goverment-tier privacy package
>>2555249At least see who comes in. No need to throw the whole thing out because one guy expressed skepticism.
>>2555251Tomorrow front trainers might get hanged
>>2555233Have you not seen all the seething last thread?
>>2555257>censored randosdid he though?
>My 4 SSR cards did not finish the event>In the run that I got Mile S and Hat and UG worthy stat lineI give up this shit
>>2555260Yeah do whatever you want, im just saying. I'm CM posting so not joinan
BRING ME LIGHT HELLO I CAN'T ANYMORE
>>2555249If more people expressed feedback it wouldn't be so fucking hard to organize
>>2555266Yeah I shouldāve done another pass or twoā¦ Oh well. I donāt care about my own name being visible though.
>>2555252Well at least it's not BAMBOO NIGGERY FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME FULL OF VIGOR YOU DUMB BITCH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A JANNY BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN CLEAN UP YOUR OWN ACT JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW NOW NOW
>>2555272Bro, like 300 people come and go. Most people don't even come daily. It's impossible to fully organize something, who cares.
>>2555267Do be like that
>>2555274Be nice to the hall monitors GF
>>2555273Very chill of you, Speeuwagoh
>>2555274My time with Bamboo was almost funny in a way.>train MayaGet Full of Vigor every single time.>train TaishinGet Pumped 90% of the time.
>>2555267Love when that happens
>>2555148they're literally KISSING each other there wtf
>>2555274based chadboo memory terrorizing whales
>>2555052T-13 minutes.Bleh, my browser crashed.I've decided I will be hosting a second watchparty for those that don't show up but wanted to, though I've got no idea where to fit it. Would Wednesday at the same time work for most of you?
>Wilds expansion reveal was disappointing as FUCK>CM performance keeps being trash>Missed fun racesI don't even wanna funpost I think I should just go to bed and hopefully not wake up
>Accidentally bricked my nishino roommate run by running the wrong fucking raceWHATEVER TT ONE IT IS
>>2555295A second one is unnecessary, just go with the flow dude. I'll join another day
What?
>>2555296Gundam Core game though with my nigga Mick Gordon on the sound track.
This image activate neurons and it shouldn't have because Spechud isn't attractive.
>>2555300Too many people
>>2555096Alright it's time to start racing! The medium race is set to being in 5 minutes at 7:54 PM. You better get your snacks and get in if you're spectating!
>>2555300Cultural fenomeno
>>2555304Should have bigger boobs and be sluttier.
>>2555300Sorry anon, I'm queueing with my bots so that I can inflate my WR and I can post it for ebin (You)s on four-chan.
>>2555213As a yuropoor the timeslot is just awful. I'm willing to bend my sleep schedule for fun with the lads and especially for the stakes, but a multiple hour watchalong starting at 1am is just not an option.
>>2555296I've already come to terms with the fact that it's over for Monster Hunter.
>>2555304spechud is attractive but not this tanned one
>>2555304She is attractive though, sheās just a bit autistic but you are genuinely blind if you canāt see she has a great body.
>Got Fast Learner but no Mile S>Not pictured: Daring Strike, THH, Radiant StarIs this glue even with the speed greens? Be honest
Attention EVERYONE!!!! ID LIKE TO SAY ONE THING
>>2555303MH is personal to me, MH means a lot because of how I discovered it and how much I played it. Seeing them kill the joy I harbored for that series for over 10 years has made me really sad. I know the vidya industry has been getting shittier but MH was my beacon of comfort that I could always come back to. Now I have nothing, they killed a part of me
Did all the shitters quit this game? I swear every lobby is filled with niggers with plat titles.
>>2555318Solid ace but won't win as much as she could've
>>2555319nano
>>2555318>Those greensShe CAN work, that does compensate for the Mile A, but you have to try her out
>>2555318Youād maybe beat the UG SMaru I ran into that had no heal to trigger her ult.
>>2555319...-nano!
>>2555318no mile S will hurt her consistency but she can win here and there
>>2555310Y'know, I fucking warned 094 about that, but he's the one that said it worked best for the Euros he wanted to bring in. I don't even think I've SEEN them in that watchparty. There's very little I can do, but I'll try my best to revise that timeslot.
>>2555324Youve seen the demonic ass umas that people post in this thread? There's literally a dude that went undefeated. This CM is tryhard city
>>2555318She's solid, Distance S is important but a little less important in mile and on ends
>>2555318If I were you I would worry about her HP. Throw her in the calculator and see if she has enough. Less than 600 in both stam and guts is pretty low.
>>2555317nigga it's a japanese game every character has the exact same physique
>>2555324Yes, because Cygames are incompetent and instead of showering and pampering us, and skipping MANT so the audience wouldn't leave they decided to treat us like garbage and abandon us, so it's clear that the playerbase is a shell of what it was
>>2555319SAY IT
>>2555324What? I keep running into people with A+ rank teams, there's loads of shitters (who may not be aware that open league allows A ranks now).
>>2555341>skipping MANTDon't think they can do that chief
>>2555324here's your f2p scenario bro
>>2555324Raising the cap on open to A+ probably had in impact, in addition to the general attrition of MANT.
>SS rank Bourbon keeps the lead going into the final corner>doesn't proc anything, must have missed the witcheck>look at her skills afterward>she doesn't have Angling OR PlanchaONE OF HER PARENTS IS A BORROWED SKYMEDIUM CORNERS DUDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>2555338Nishino and Goldship have the same physique?
>>2555052T-5 minutes.
>>2555346It is a F2P scenario tho
>>2555348She won, btw
guess the blue and pink
>>2555324>>2555245
I MADE IT TO GROUP A NIGGERS
>>2555324i might ruffle some feathers here but most shitters should have atleast 1 plat by now
>>25553553* turf 1* guts
>>25553551* wit 2*pace
>>2555324there is a non-zero chance of getting a plat title just for showing up at group a finals, if you've been playing for long enough and have a baseline competence at making umas you'll get one eventually, they aren't super rare
>>2555355Whites aren't great so it's probably decent, let's say 2* power 3* medium.
I'm dumb. I just noticed that getting 3rd place in Group A gives the same rewards as 1st place in group B. Minus some gold and sp.
>>2555355don't worry bro the whites are trash too
>>2555359Trvth
>>2555345They could, after 4 fucking servers almost being killed by it and having the golden goose that was global served to them, they still fucking release it? They deserve the fact that the game is dying, nobody but a retard makes the same mistake 5 times. Just skip it, nobody would've cared, now the Global playerbase is dead and only metaniggers remain
>>2555371KR, TW and GLB are surviving MANT just fine though
DID I MISS THE ROOMMATE RACE
>>2555376The mile one yes
>>2555096Our contenders are making their way to the starting gates now! This dorm has a lot of love for the Matikane's, but can they seize victory against these other umas?
>>2555376Afraid so. Mile was last thread and Medium is waiting on results
>>2555367Yea, you always should aim for group A even if you don't think you'll win because at worst, you're getting the same rewards and you can always get lucky to place higher while you can also get unlucky and job in B finals
>>2555378>6 matikanes>off by one
>>2555378THE MANY MAMBOS OF MATIKANE
>>2555342HARRO HARRO
>>2555052It's happening now.Yeah, definitely hosting a second watchparty if only because I am horrendously underprepared and want to trial out a new timeslot.
>>2555378CAM ON MAMBO
>>2555360close and i'd take that honestly>>2555362can't leave you un(you)d>>2555366>>2555368>implying 3 speed greens is bad and every parent should look like a christmas tree with 50 whitesi get it, never posting here again
>>2555337The umalator I checked claims she has 100% spurt rate even at awful mood, so I'm going to hope for the bestI'll keep trying runs (since I have my own mile parents and am unshackled by the borrow limit) in hopes of highrolling something even better, of course, but I kinda doubt I can top that run
>>2555378SAVE US FROM THE CLANKER DIGIGOAT
>>2555096Our competitors are entering the homestretch now!
>>2555378Opera and biwa is an odd duo lol
>>2555378Lets go Jordan and Ticket... I swear if fucking Bourbon wins
>>2555378>Achieve the impossible of actually being in the top 40% for the first half of the race>Trigger Up Tempo, Professor of Curvature, Tail Held High, Pace Chaser Straights OO, Medium Straights, Presents for X>ALL WHILE BLOCKED!
>>2555403>implying It's the faggot with 10 plats and the undefeated team, of course it's gonna win.
I feel bad every time I kill a fujifag.
>>2555227>have shit mile parents>won last cm>I'll take it easy this time and just not play metaIt's not fun at all. I can't take it easy. I NEED TO STRUGGLE. I CAN'T IGNORE THE YEARNING FOR VICTORY
>>2555405Bro chill it's just a fun room.
Sweepy is very cute, yes
>>2555406I don't
>>2555405t. wasn't here to see Bourbon lose to front Rice
>>2555401Who took a bite out of chocobons leg?
>>2555407falco would not say this but she would think it
>fun room>bring the most try hard uma
>>2555409>That anon who had a melty because he couldn't win that Dirt G raceI honestly don't get some of the people here
>>2555414It was not chocolate...?
>>2555391HOWDY HOWDY
>>2555395chill man, sorry for disrespecting you but you usually want corners, distance, and more generic greens like std/nstd distance, right/left handed, since it's a late parent you also want things like nimble nav, slick surge and outer swell, summer runner is great but that's about itim not telling you you need 30 whites per parent but 2/3 good skills really go a long wayi've been in the groundwork mines before so i know how it feels but that's just the nature of parent farming
>>2555378>hit the accels>brocked by a horde of mambos and fukusAIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2555419She's my wife!
>>2555406Why?
i pulled sweep because i want to have sex with her is she going to be good
>>2555420We're not insulated from mental illness no matter how hard we try.
>>2555426I got choked out so hard I didn't even hit any of my good accels periodIn both rooms, I'd be seething if these races were for any stakes
>>2555131Who are you talking about
>>2555432Sweep is very good actually
LETS GO
>>2555427Then bring normal bourbon...
>>2555432>i pulled sweep because i want to have sex with her Based>is she going to be goodNo
>>2555439VILLAINILLAIN
>>2555439HERO
>>2555438awesome>>2555441not awesome but thanks
>>2555096And with no Rice Villain there to stop her, Mihono Bourbon claims victory in the Roommate Rumble Medium! Congratulations to her for winning.However, her roommate didn't quite handle herself in that race. Let's see who our top three teams were for the race:1. Agnes Tachyon and Agnes Tachyon2. T.M. Opera O and Biwa Hayahide3. Matikanefukukitaru and MatikanetannhauserThank you for everyone who participated!
>>2555439MY HERO
>>2555432Good at sex, or racing?Either way, no.
>>2555440Fine, for the next >fun race piccolo-san!
>>2555445>>1. Agnes Tachyon and Agnes TachyonShe mastered cloning technology?
>wake up too late to participate in the fun racesfuck my nigger life...
>>2555439MY FAURKING RAPIST
>>2555447I dunno, this sounds like a fun time.
>>2555445>Agnes Tachyon and Agnes TachyonNANI!!!!!!!
>>2555432Sweep is good end closer, super underrated. Just not meta at all.
>>2555452>>2555457It's over for me....
>>2555439>Front RiceOf course the Villain would be a frontfag too, oshigamers we've lost...
>>2555324I still got my usual 80% Round 1 win rate so I don't think it's harder.
>>2555445>fun room>bring the most meta umaYou don't hate frontfags enough. You think you do, but you don't.
>>2555464Yeah, I saw the usual mix of shitters and extreme whales today
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2063051036005482747New Anna JUST dropped.
>>2555466I don't hate anyone..... I have no enemies...
>>2555462Kowtow before me RIGHT this instant or I will destroy your meridians
>>2555404Oh and Radiant Star tooFuck my life and fuck Tachyon's life too I hope she breaks a leg.>>2555452AND THEY WERE CHEATING
>>2555474based cuckGOD
POST THE GIF
>>2555466That's my wife so I'm gonna bring her to everything. You don't like it? Beat me. I've lost dozens of >fun rooms before.
>>2555473JUST SHOW THEIR TITTIES YOU TEASING HOMO
>>2555445>2 fronts and 6 paces>This makes the rest of the room automatically lose no matter what they do, not even an UG uma could ever win that without their accelerationsI sure love losing without ever getting a chance to use my skills. So much fun!
>>2555473NOOO NOT THE BEETLE
>>2555481LMAO
>>2555476How much young masterposting will Rickey bring?
>>2555473BOUNCIERMORE ANIMATED
>>2555483Hey man, don't let those people get you down. Run whoever you want to run.
>>2555481
>>2555483>You don't like it? Beat me. >just beat the #1 uma in every track bwoyou should've left back then, Rocks, wish you got bullied more
>>2555497HOEHHH
>>2555354>She won, btwShe wishes.https://files.catbox.moe/9z3c4a.webm
>>2555498not him but lol salty faggot
>>2555483I'm just not going to join rooms anymore, you won.
>my strategy is to simply be in last place for the entire race>surely I will win through superior skill and strategy
>>2555473>sensitive content warningYES, FINAL->no sexfuck you
>>2555473AND THERE SHE IS
>>2555488What the fuck room comp will make you happy?
>>2555498Seethe
>>2555473Isn't the whole point of Marche that she's an awkward, silent, extremely introverted uma who uses her puppet to be extroverted?Also, kill all xitter e-whore VAs
>>2555481>POST THE GIF
>>2555498>>just beat the #1 uma in every track bwoUnironically, yes.
HOLY SHIT THIS REALLY IS THE SAME AS CANCER CUP LMAOOOOOOO
>>2555513now post the pearl, fuku, and mayano gif
>>2555473>English
>>2555503NEWMA HATE
>>2555473I would unironically fuck that doll so hard, I'm not even joking
FIRST CHUD PRESIDENT
is spurt valid next CM
>>2555498HOLY THIRD RATE SALTNot him btw
>>2555527noppers
>>2555473>forced animation
>>2555527No spurt no life
>yes bro all my oshis just so happen to be the most meta umas >lol you didn't put up enough restrictions in your room teehee>just beat my whale deck and meta umas seethe cope buzzword buzzwordgood way to get people to stop joining >fun rooms
>fronts have won almost every fun room today>but not all of themTHERE IS STILL HOPE!Say something nice about the sole non-front winner today!
>Not strong enough to get a schizo
>1-4, 1-4, 1-4, 1-4 yesterday>made a pretty good Seiun Sky that i thought would fix my issues (despite not having Mile S)>1-4, 1-4I have to kill myself.
>>2555534MY FUARKING HERO INARI SAMA
>>2555529>>2555532i dont want to get raped again..
>>2555536Silver lining of not being strong I suppose.I'd rather job in finals than attract a schizo.
>>2555533>just beat my whale deck and meta umas seethe cope buzzword buzzword
>>2555536/v/ma's danchou is platless and still got schizos.
>>2555527noand the one after thatand the one after thatand the one after that (kinda)and the one after that
>>2555544iS THAT.... MARVELOUS WIT SR? HOLY WHAAAAAALE
>>2555544SHITTERBROS?????
>>2555542You can still win with ends if you are an end enjoyer just keep in mind this is XOgurin territory.
Bourbroken
>>2555544still a meta uma on a room with a purposefully lower power level but thanks for missing the point
>>2555544How the FUCK I'm running basically that same deck and can't get more than an S+
>>2555542People are considering inheriting XOguri ult and buying 3 recoveries for it, it's that good. You gonna get raped again
>>2555544Holy shit man how is this possible
>>2555544Stones-sama I kneel. I will be stealing your deck, thoughever.
>0.1 accel for 3s>it's that goodlol, lmao even
>>2555559Im happy to help you, what kinda schedule and parent setup are you running?
>>2555563No him but don't steal that deck for the next CM. It's not a firm CM
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>>2555560You got gaslit. No way sane people are wasting 600 SP for 0.1 accel
every single CM i get overtaken mid-race. I have no idea what mid-race accels are. I feel like my cards suck ass.
imagine spending so much time on a gacha kusoge just to beat indonesians on an anonymous african frog fighting forum instead of on any other game, man that's so sad
>>2555542Personally, I don't know what I'm gonna do.>Reuse Teio>Late Tama>End Taishin I guess?I got really lucky not to get kicked down to B Finals in Aries so it's not looking good for me.
>>2555566I lied I don't have FineMo which is my biggest issue. I see how you did it, full power sparks right?
>>2555562NTA but SS to UG is more than possible with just 2 SSRs, MANT is excellent on that front. It really is F2P friendly
seriru warned you niggas
>>2555573
>>2555570The point is that there's almost zero other accels while that one is activating at the perfect time. Add in Throne meaning you're gonna only have time to redo one or maybe two aces if you parents cooperate, and it's going to be a XOguri rape fest with everyone else trying to cope with MPB and pray.
>>2555580Seriru didn't warn me of souless metafaggots joining my fun rooms though.
Enough seething. Since uma is a fair and balanced game that is completely skill based, bring one random uma from your stable to determine who is objectively first rate.Tokyo 1600m Dirt (Left)Random, Random, Random16 runners1 mickey mouse trophyWinner will be the 6th place finisher.85800039
>>2555573True, we should all go back to fighting games
>>2555573Someone has to keep those SEAniggers down
>have great SSR supports, all MLB and whatnot>still can't crack UG even on the fast learner runsThis is how I know I'm a third-rate.
>>2555587Are you on the spectrum by any chance?
>>2555588UG is a meme and more often than not detrimental
>>2555589The spectrum isn't real cuz we're all on it
>>2555575Full power sparks and scenario climax sparks to take care of my stam and guts needs.
>2/5>4/5>0/5>1/5This does not bode well.
>>2555584Do i have to roll for my uma?
>>2555109player 1 vs player 2 in a fighting game mirror match
>>2555584Shiraoki-sama wills it.
>>2555573i'd spend 8 hours a day on 600 mod rimworld runs but i don't have 8 hours a day and a machine that handles 600 mods well
>>2555599yes but you don't have toI randomed a number and chose that uma
>>2555604Okay this sounds fun
>>2555584How do I random an uma?
>>2555606>Random generator>for a range put how many umas you have in your stable>????>profit
>>2555606I had 238 umas in my stable so i used google's rng (just google random number generator)It picked 225 lol.
>>2555584also, I rolled 3 more times for 2nd 3rd and last place my advice, just don't get first
>>2555606random number generator website with the max being whatever number of umas you currently have lying aroundpersonally I sorted the roster by sparks as a shuffling mechanism
>>2555604>misunderstood the rules>back out>roll on my veterans>it's the same uma I entered earlier
>>2555232God, I wish that were me.
>Just beat a Falco player named Falcosweatyfeet with my own Falco
>>2555612>just don't get first>SS smaru resignsKWABOTY
>got bodied day 1 of round 1Who's the F2P cope character other than Oguri (already using her)? End preferably since building fronts is ass
>>2555627>F2P cope>OguriTaishin
>>2555627Goldship mile is very playable. Get Mile sparks and Cheer Kingu's ulti and fish for Spurt
>>2555623Rules said random uma so I did what these guys suggested >>2555609>>2555610
>>2555627it's mileslop there are no f2p alternative trainees
>>2555627>EndGoldship.
>>2555627You know who
>>2555627>F2P copeUhh...you got a Taishin laying around?If not Golshi. Always Golshi. If you post your roster we could probably cook something up for you
>>2555573sounds like a world war for broke niggas, kino.
>>2555378I had no idea Jordan and Tickezo were roommates
>>2555627Since you can get spooked by any uma at any point and you also have legend races now, not sure who you have. Post your umas so we can tell you better.
>>2555627I'm gonna make a weird suggestion and say Mayano as a really F2P option.
>>2555627If you want an easy to build end, it's exclusively Golshi and Taishin.
>>2555647I was thinking that too honestly. Built in No Stopping Me is nice.
>>2555584>>255561213/16, will start in 10
One dead Bourbon to lighten the mood
>>2555642They're a nice pair. Sadly they get almost no art together despite being roommates.
>>2555655If Ticket were my roommate I would kms
>>2555651I'd rather have a usable unique then NSM, especially since Spurt and Cheer do work so you don't need an accel as badly
>>2555655Considering how much Golshi torments her she must fucking hate rooming with Tickezo and her constant crying.
>>2555655they are arguably the top 2 most whoma characters in the entire game
>>2555652I hope a mob ends up with the winning spot.
>UG Maru>No mile S>Not even turf S>No DDPP>Groundwork triggers are FCM, spring runner, and both inner and outerpost proficiency>Garbage parents>Wins by 3 lenths>Feasibly F2P deck (mlb fuku finemo kita, pow sunday, rent top road)
>Been ignoring all propaganda lately so I could save for Sweep>Sweep came home before I even ran out of tickets>I am now left with a huge surplus of carats and absolutely zero umas in my pulling plan until Sweep's alt comes out late next yearAfter all this time, it feels kinda weird suddenly having nothing to roll for in the near future besides a couple 'must-have' cardsSo... if anyone has an upcoming uma they're interested in shilling, I'm all ears for once
>>2555658Yeah, Goldship's unique is pretty damn good still. I'd say the more accel the better though. I'm gambling on Fast and Furious with my end closer and when it goes off at the right time, it does allow them to get to the front much faster. If you did have NSM activate it, it would be great to have. With Daring Strike moving you up pretty far mid-race, I could see end Mayano working fine if you just loaded her with mid-race stuff. Most of the end closers I've gone up against have struggled. The only time my End really is able to beat my fronts is when it gets like Pump + Nimble + King cheer + Fast and Furious all in one go
>>2555672Neo Universeif I shill her I'll spoil it, sorry
>>2555674Uhh Meant to say Furious Feat the mile accel, not the late mid-race skill lol. brain is fried
>>2555584>unironically rolled a digitanim sorry...
>>2555678actually i feel bad im gonna reroll
>>2555678Thank you for saving the rest of us from 1st (last) place
>>2555672Nobody comes out before next year at the earliest
>>2555672Bro your Machan?
>>2555678rng has dictated that digitan must lose by placing 1stsorry them's the rules
>>2555680>>2555681>>2555684oh shit i didnt read it should be 6th i'll reenter her
>>2555672there aren't any notable new trainee for the entire rest of the year except sauceless brian
>>2555678you were simply just too good of a trainer to win
>>2555674More accel is good, especially when it's a witcheck that can fail, but it has diminishing returns. The difference between green and black is huge, while green and red is much smaller.
>>2555041>yesterday Seiun edges out Falcon at 45% to 40%>Falco pops off today and gets 12 winsFucking hell this is the craziest round 1 I've ever had. Kinda want to remake my lazy Digi but almost feel like it doesnt matter. I'm not much for gutsmaxing
>>2555672what they said>>2555675>>2555682>>2555683
sweep tosho is a beast https://x.com/luvkorone/status/2062642467216797916?s=20
>>2555682Is that a B O Y?
>>2555672laurel is pretty cool>decent inherit and strong ace for longs (do not think too hard about how many long events there are please)>has her own manga, it's good (do not think too hard about how she's not in it like 75% of the time please)>is one of the more for (you) umas>she is pink
>>2555689>especially when it's a witcheck that can failor even worse, a rush check. I see what you're saying about diminishing returns, but the idea is Maya is an alternative F2P option to Golshi. Hypothetically you could run both and have a pretty strong team honestly, not a ton of time left to cook that up though. Although you know, people would much sooner just run Oguri as end closer
>>2555700>>is one of the more for (you) umasyou say this about literally everyone
>>2555701And my point is that Maya's unique is terrible, while Goldshi's is pretty strong, and we're not scraping the bottom of the barrel for accels so it's better to have a strong midrace unique and trust your accels instead of giving that up for an accel that's also a bit of a gamble
>>2555698>HURR HURR IS THIS A BOY??no faggot the answer is always no
>>2555704Laurel thoughbeit is a succubus
>>2555707I'm jesting. Sorry ;_;
>>2555584Our skillfull racing winners!1st place is Haru Urara, as expected2nd is Agnes Tachyon3rd is less slutty MaruzenskyAgnes Digital is objectively the worst uma but maybe she did that on purpose.
>>2555700isn't she like 4 years away
>>2555706Yeah, her unique is pretty useless that is true. But she's got a good gold. Spurt (which is delayed slightly) and cheer halo honestly arent that huge by themselves is all I'm saying. You want other stuff like nimble nav and also pump iron or maybe even nishino's ult if you've moved up significantly far with mid-race stuff. If you do get lucky with NSM, whether the ult goes off or not if she's built strong she can do okay. Golshi's just a better option though no doubt about it.I've seen people say stuff like Pump Iron is useless and don't run it, but that's genuinely some of the only times I can win with an end closer is if I combo pump into cheer halo and everything else. Mine might not be built all that amazing though. Taishin has a much easier time with encroaching shadow and all that.
>>2555712>Haru UraraKino
>>2555704no laurel is bordeline yandere
>>2555712I kneel
>>2555713late this year/early next year is most likely, which is admittedly a ways off but not too far off
>>2555709 i'm just fucking with you relax
>>2555712>Awful mood>Late start>13th placeLETS GO
Kawakami not getting a wedding alt to match her mom(dad) is criminal
>>2555731Was this really necessary?
>>2555672grandma that believes in (You) and had a 9-year long career
SMART FALCON, YOU RUINED MY LIFE>HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU>Sparkly Stardom>angling whiffed>HOEHOEHOEHOEH>I AM THE DEVIL RAHAHAHAHA>NOW GO DO A MANT CAREER WITH MR. COCKNO>COOOOOOCKNo...
>>2555672Next new uma I'm rolling for is Ruby, who is pretty much at the start of Grand Masters, so a whole nother scenario away in between two card banners you should roll for. Hard sell but she's just that cute. I love little princesses.
>>2555745KEK
>check simulator>140 into nothing>do another round and get sweepy in the first tennerWHICH ONE IS IT
>>2555760I got her in my first 10 pull and two more in the next 5 so you'll definitely get her.
>>2555760depends on how much you want to fuck her>high brat lustshe will only appear after 100+ rolls to make you mad and therefore hornier>low brat lust she won't be interested but will appear in like 30 regardless since she's a tsun too
my money...
>>2555123underated
thread's dead... must have been a frontfag, those damn frontfags I tell ya, I know them welllisten to me... why aren't you... I know them better than anyone, those damn frontfags! listen to me...
ACTIVATE THE CHARM CHAKRA, DOCTOR
>>2555772It's okay it won't come out for like a year anyway... I can wait...
>>2555772I'll need to set aside funds for this.
>>2555774
>>2555772even this literal whoma gets a god damn figure I'm angry
>>2555782Enjoy your imminent trip to the hall.
I just need to luckshit one win in round two, and I'll fuck up my B finals opponents.
You guys buy figures?
>>2555782
>>2555782This is her second figure actually
>>2555786I'm waiting for jobber hours in round 2
>>2555787Get a job Kitasan
>>2555787If they made one of my wife I would but they never will and I won't support other Umas getting figures over her
>>2555786Team?
>>2555787No, my last big purchase was pre-ordering and importing a wall scroll (the rest of the collector's edition was just a bonus). In the future I will though
>>2555787I have another FineMo one arriving on Monday
>>2555792Sure, sure, someday maybe..
>>2555787i've bought a fumo and a figurine
>>2555794Taishin, Kawakami, and Cheer King
>>2555787I have a Teio one coming next month and another Teio one coming after that.
>>2555803You'll make it. Maybe even luckshit yourself into A finals if you're really lucky.
Yasuda Kinen tomorrow1600M left handeduma winners include Vodka, Yamanin Zephyr, Oguri Cap, Bamboo Memory, Daiichi Ruby, North Flight, Taiki Shuttle, Agnes Digital, Logotype and the mightiest MILEr Gran Alegria
>>2555782Ardan is incredibly poplar among JP waifufags. They fucking love her.
