>Gemini CM started on June 4th (YESTERDAY!)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmPotential status: Infinite>The Roommate Rumble has been announced for the June 5th (TODAY!)Rules and conditions in pic related:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1780222330760.png>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous: >>2550793
>>2552550Damn bro let me see your umas. I'm getting my ass kicked over here.
John Derby banner when?
if Sweep was a rapper she'd be Sweep Fosho
>>2552638holy shit is that mejiro bright
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>>2552638Does everyone have the same head?
who the fuck did this
>>2552652Mr. CBE…
>wins your Mile CM
>>2552579 There's a Kawakami hater?
>>2552652ran 3 mile races in URA and failed. maya...
The weak should fear the strong.
>>2552662Someone here who claims she's objectively ugly/unpopular and no one talks about her
>>2552669TECHNICALLY he is right about her not being popular, comparatively anyways, but not here
>>2552669Oh. Well fuck that guy
Not looking good for...
>>2552662I'm being gangstalked by white supremacists who say that unironic powerscaling is not appropriate behavior for adults
>>2552661She actually almost won Taurus for me but Tama had a frame 1 late race Radiant proc to win. I swear since I got Tama she’s won all my plats, she might like me a bit too much.
>>2552675Only when you start using nonsense words like continental scale and so on
>>2552638i want to draw john derby..
I want narita taishin to breastfeed me
>>2552671Here doesn't count because all it takes is an uma's single strongest soldier to post about his wife. Kawakami and Palmer come to mind.
>>2552669Looks is subjective and he's right about popularity.
>>2552648God damn itI will hate myself for missing it then
>>2552685Fucking ESL king here I gotta get my eyes checked.
>>2552662/vm/a loves fighting shadows.
You seem lonely
>>2552701Oh, I guess there is Femdom in her career.
Loregods, I need to know. Who is the blue ribbon uma in Sweepy's story supposed to be?
club status?
>>2552710OH NO
How many careers would it take to get the rewards from the paizuri gauntlet? I always skippad it before.
>>2552710We are doing really bad honestly, the clubs are undeniably dying, all of them. The bottom ones will probably have to merge
>>2552701>Sweep: You need to put me first! You can't focus on anyone else!>/vm/a: Awww how sweet!>Scarlet: You need to put me first! You can't focus on anyone else!>/vm/a: Hello, human resources?!
>>2552707It's only femdom if you're a faggot. That's just a little kid being bratty.
>>2552714>29/30can I join? my fan gain looks like this
>>2552720>Child vs Teenager
Fuck you clanker.
>>2552720mogged
>>2552708Yamanin Sucre. Her genmate that won Hanshin JF.
>>2552725How old are they?
>>2552723Post ID or put /v/ on your profile before applying, we'd be glad to have you anon
I think it's time for /v/mers to finally unleash our true potential and become the rightful rulers of /v/ma.
>>2552751You say the same thing every month
>>2552751>>2552714Where the fuck is /v/ma
>>2552758
>>2552751>PrestigousHow about training some wit first?
>>2552761Blind, I AM BLIND
What a scary looking NPC
>>2552767Mobqueen Ribbon Sirvente color hair
>>2552767She looks like she'd kidnap her trainer and lock them in a basement.
>>2552761I wish I could speed read. Can anyone here do it? How do I start readmaxxing?
>>2552751not looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>2552773Just read allot? It helps if your job involves allot of it.
>>2552773Read the Bible.
0 skills lolonce again
>>2552638Right after this one
>>2552787What's your deck? Maybe swap out Marvy or something for Fujin if you can swing the race bonus?
>>2552751I'd love to see you guys do it, I'd be willing to tank my fan gain to help you out
>>2552796
>>2552794Imagine putting this onIn fact, what outfit do you think is the hardest to put on? My bet goes to Dias giant sleeved monstrosity
>>2552802Mummy Creek might not be bad to put on but that shit is not going to stay on.
>>2552801Damn well get fucked then I guess lol. I have the same problem, sometimes she'll give me every hit she can and other times it's a 6 wit 5 skill points and a Steadfast see you next run.
which uma name describes your love life the best
>>2552628This OC is crazy, so cool, and creepy
>>2552802I don't think any of them would be hard to put on but rather really tedious to put on and take off, like Almond Eye's outfit
>Don't want to do homework faster>Cast magic to do homework fasterIs Sweep retarded?
>>2552802Trainer-kun, I cannot get the metal bodice past my shoulders or hips. You will have to weld me in.
>>2552804Actually she is pretty sure that they are not going to fall off
I think you and my oshi should eat your vegetables
>>2552839I hate the bell pepper too, Sweepy, although my issues are purely related to texture
>>2552628Don't call this beautiful creature a brute!
I don't recognize Air Groove when she's like this
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN, I FINALLY HAVE A JOB
>>2552852The daily pack isn't amazing but it's a hell of a better deal than any of the other paid options.
>>2552839someone should tell her that you're supposed to cook bell peppers with olive oil
>>2552852Ermm, unless you're a jobless loser who can't afford to spend 5 bucks on stuff he enjoys, like me, then you're a so/v/lless chud. Shame on you!
>>2552858Yeah, its crazy how bad these deals are, I mean you get 500 carrats up front, meanwhile 350 carrat one is only two bucks cheaper>>2552860I swear I am rolling for summer golshi only because my peanus weenus commands me to
>>2552850That's because Rob Roy is a really good girl and Air Groove doesn't needs to go full janny mode around her
>>2552852is the daily paid pull even worth it? i paid 10$ for the first kitasan run and i already feel like i lost my f2p card
>here's your training and shop rng for your first medium S career in five days bro
>>2552868I liked daily pulls back when my SRs weren't MLB. Daily pulling now is just paying for cleats.
>>2552839Idk why the Japanese seem to utterly hate bell peppers. They are delicious. I put them in pizza even
>>2552873Bell peppers suck ass, man
Dirter thighs
>>2552873I dunno, I don't think they even have a super strong taste after cooking.Still nice on pizza for the texture.
>>2552751>der/v/erts gigaslacking>still top 3bro
Inpromised myself that I will be brave this CM....yet...I find myself hesitating...
>>2552873I love bell peppers
New kawakino is up
Marche thighs...
2big4me
Are you calling her autistic
>>2552886Pray for me /v/ros, I am going in!
>>2552900and fertile
>>2552847They are absolutely disgusting, and they make anything you put them on taste just like bell pepper. The niggers of the vegetable group
>>2552921Meant for>>2552873Too
>>2552885Top 4, I left out Oy Neigh.
Fighting Spirit Stakes (CM14)Let´s give each other some Fighting Spirit to win some platbring 2 Umas170759711707597117075971
Happy Birthday Kawakami Princess!
>>2552906I believe in you. Even if you get trampled in round 2 your KINGU will find a way to get you to finals.
People ready for the roommate race today?I got swamped with shit so I couldn't make my medium roommates.
>>2552873nip moms don't really use olive oil when cooking, that's why
>>2552938Nice Ardan in the lobby. Underrated uma imo.
>>2552961I don't have anything either, 1 week was not enough seeing as how Gemini prep took all that time for many
I can't wait for GL so I can do careers and enjoy umas for their characters and not just as CM fodder and breeding stock.
>>2552978I still gotta do my dailies so I'll try to bang something out quickly.
I have Princess fatigue
>>2552990Happy Pride Month anon!
>8-20>40% winrate>On Round 1>With the strongest team I've ever made
>>2552961I do not want to participate in such a race until Pearl is added
>>2552961Yes, but only because I'm reusing some Taurus candidates.
>>2552938Fighting Spirit Stakes (CM14)Starting in 5 minutesAre you ready to get motivated
>>2552990Wtf she's barely ever talked about
If I dump now for sweep will I have enough time to farm before the next hyper meta support card banner
>>2552961I am ready!
>>2553010One and a half months
>>2553010Carat status?
How many hours for Roommate Rumble? If enough I'll be able to put something together otherwise not
I don't care for mareslop
Absolute NTR kinohttps://x.com/Sion_ara_uma/status/2062558176202141711
>>2553013Ok>>2553014Like 30k
>>2553020NTRing NTR
>>2553022Nah son you need like two sparks for the Light Hello/Tachy banner and that's if you're not wanting the Maru card.
>>2552763newfag-dono...
>>2552896Mares are thick
Didn't manage to cap speed. Is this yada monster good enough for the CM?
>>2552751Oy Neigh status????
>>2553028I think Digitan is just a sticc.
>>2553031No, that speed isn't close enough for it not to matter
>>2553037Summer not giving me speed training fucked me over
>>2553031No greens to compensate for the lack of speed, so no I don't think so :(. Ends really need as much speed as possible
I think next years wedding alts should be Digitan and Brian
Fighting Spirit Stakes (CM14)looks like the winner was the slackeranyway good luck with the CM
cygay would be a literal nigger if they don't give Still a wedding alt, like her story deserves that
I have a bad feeling about this CMLike I am going to get cucked in the finals
Kris S mention?!
>>2553010yes
>>2553029erotic
>>2553047Thanks! My fighting spirit is slightly better now
>2 dupes and 1 altCould be worse, I guess.Is she really that hard to train like in the memes?
>>2553032Same ol' same ol'
So true!
Anyone watched Bewitched? it's basically where Sweep's whole theme comes from
>>2553099Jesus, that donkeys ears are HUGE
>>2553104That some Unc show or something?
>>2553104I watched Ojamajo Doremi, Winx Club and W.I.T.C.H, does that count?
>>2553047>Fighting Spirit Stakes>Bad and Awful moods
>>2553017A bit over 6 hours. Maybe a bit longer depending on people joining.>>2552978Sorry anon. I felt like one week wasn't that bad of a time frame but I guess the cm to priority for a lot of people.
I had 6k club points so I bought these out, but somehow I’m missing one?
>>2553099Sweep sure spends tons of time with the donkey.
Is it weird if my arms and legs don’t feel like they belong to me lately?
>>2553104no but I watched LWA
>>2553115Did you read the story?
>>2553115that's weird, you get one from the story and buy the other 4
>>2553119Blood pressure status? Cholesterol status?
>>2553119unc?
>>2553107Look at her pedigree, Samantha and Tabatha are characters from the show. Then Witching Hour and Broom Dance, it's all witch references lol
>>2553125Yes, you can’t buy them without getting the first one.
Uma 2 has Right-Handed and Summer Runner removed and distance S added. Keeping mood in mind, their effective speeds should be 1368 and 1376. Doesn't a 0.39 bashin mean difference seem insanely high for 8 points of speed? Is the simulator broken or am I missing something?
>>2553128Normal, it’s just they feel tight. I don’t even know how else to describe it, it’s as if the mass in my arms and legs is more condensed than normal. If anything, they feel stronger than they used to but it’s also uncomfortable and I don’t like it.
>>2553104>>2553132Bewitched was massive in Japan, modern romcom manga and anime owe their existence to it
>>2553145You fucking diabetic?
Gutsmaxxing is fucking gay and Haru having 0 starting friendship is why she's a loser
Letting you play the first four parts of the banner uma's story is the most devious shit they've ever done.
An...S+? She sure doesnt look that bad...
>>2553158Just skip and get your carrots man
>>2553158i shall not be swayed
>>2553160no guts
>>2553160More skills and stats could be higher
>>2553160ranking isn't linear, stats closer to cap gives exponentially more points this is why you see S+ and SS umas beating UGs
Are the Saratoga races happening right now?
>>2553165Nigger that's almost 1,000 carats
>>2553119nah just tank that shit
>>2553104>Anyone watched Bewitched?My parents watch the reruns, but I never really liked the show. I’m more of a Jeannie guy myself.
>>2553161I'll give up the carats completely before I sk*p
>>2553119time to get a sick handjob from a ghost
Sweepy...
>>2553193
>>2553145Rev up that complete metabolic panel.
>blue ribbon uma>Kawakami Princess>Vodka>DaiwaHow many more will join sweep's actually her familiar's harem?
>>2552847imagine not liking a delicious stuffed bell pepper, stuffed with seasoned ground beef and rice and topped with tomato paste and american cheese
>>2552873Same, every month when I have pizza I order bell peppers, they are the jade beauties of vegetables
>>2553204Remove the pepper and it is even better. It just brings everything down
>>2553200literally all the other umalolis
>>2553208What vegetable is bottom right?
>>2553174yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdsW36_CR1w
>>2553208What's the meaning of the dakuten over every kana?
>not using the holy trinity in your cooking
>>2553218Princesspilled
Just run fronts. It is that easy.
I can tolerate all kinds of propagandas for umas, but bell pepper is where I wiull never be sold on
>>2553221No way.
>>2553230I'm running fronts. I have a 40% winrate
>>2553119>>2553145>he finally started his metamorphosisroach emperor, your army is ready
>>2553236Build better fronts
>>2553241I made better fronts.I still have a 40% winrate
>>2553241>Your umas are losing? Have you considered just winning?
>>2553243Post them
>>2553241With this scenario you don't really make better builds. You just take what the game gives you.
>>2553138Thought about this for several minutes and I can't come up with anything that would explain such a large difference.
How's ballroom Seiun looking for CM15?
>>2553214I hope Chief Wallace wins Belmont.
>>2553221This is a mirepoix thread
I am assuming Sweepy's career is a good way to learn a little more about ZRR
>>2553263My precious Donkey...
>>2553247I don't want to, I've done it too many times
>>2553257Worse than regular Seiun. Especially because of the difficulty of getting Angling on her.
So much Sweepy in this thread. I like it.
>>2553288TOSHOSWEEP
>>2553288So do I anon, so do I, love me this bratty witch
>clubmate requested Blow My Gale yesterday>hasn't stopped looping in my head since
Could Sweep cast a BE spell on herself? That could make her very appealing
>>2553296Why is Grass bitch there
>>2553288kitasan...
>>2553270
>>2553315That Ayabe or the donkey mascot from Arknights?
Sweepy just forced me to eat uncooked vegetables and now I understand Brian's despair
>>2553306Because I love grass too
>>2553323is that a metaphor like gold ship forcing you to eat her "eggplant"?
>>2553244If I can win lobbies with Suzuka there is no reason you can't win with any front. She basically doesn't have an ultimate.
>>2553319it's amiya!
>>2553330Too bad that fucking skirt is blocking her fat Kentucky ass
>>2553301Based clubmate, one of if not the best song currently in the jukebox.
>>2553221For me, it's spanish sofrito
>>2553332
>>2553309fuck off yurinigger
>>2553288Amen brother trainer, take care of your sweep
I do NOT care for sweep!
>>2553343it's a stallion and a mare though so it's straight
>>2553335Uncanny, even their names are similar
>roll for sweep>get her after 64 rolls>also get makween white and gold city kimonothanks sweep
>>2553351VILLAIN Shower...
>>2553361vega's lost twin sister got isekai to arknights..
>>2553363Congratulations on your brothel startup anon
>>2553363God I need that Shichi so fucking bad, will probably dodge me until a selector like the default.
I did a cheeky tenner and got spooked by Chiyo, can I get a quick rundown?
>>2553381dog
>>2553381She's really fucking cute
>>2553381Very wholesome girl that gets KWABBED by her father, Maruzensky, constantly during her carrer.
>>2553381She's a Pit Lord
>>2553370>>2553373Ironically I already had gold city (and I prefer her og racewear too) but I like the kimono on her, always nice to collect alters and pose them for concerts for when the mood strikes me, this gold city will be PERFECT for when トレセン音頭 Tracen Ondo drops as the lead singer!>>2553381Congrats on your new umadog anon
>>2553379Man her grandma sounds really cool
Friday is the shittiest day of the week holy fuck I just wanna play the game every week should be a 3 day weekend
Ummm.... Sweepy? What did you mean by this
>>2553410What did she cast?
Does Sweepy cast a spell to shrink your cock if she gets really mad?
>>2553410It's just a bonding ritual on the sofa, what's confusing about that?
>>2553410sweepy triggered ntr event and her trainer will be stolen fuji, which will trigger pic related as a chain reaction, it's over
>>2553417
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2553417Okay, Sweepy, Curren, Dream Journey...who are the other two? Hair of the one that's pulling the right leg is familiar but I can't remember
>>2553421Unironically MY FUARKING HERO
>>2553423durandal and orfevre I think
>>2553421Reminder that MY HERO still holds the Arima Kinen record to this day
>>2553421MY FUARKING HEROis that why she is roomate with Rice? Hero and Villain?
Alright anon, I am NO LONGER ASKING>Post winrate>Post how you feel going to day 2
>>2553379wait the ears are mechanical? I thought the hat was just fitting over her actual ears like the ear covers that King, Suzuka, etc wear
>>255343390%i wanted my first 100%
>>255343310%I made it so yolo
>>2553433I am off to A semifinals
>>2553433Here is my winrate from open league
>>2553381CHIIIIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYONO ODOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DO... KI???
>>2553433A finals are looking good.
>>2553441based open warrior
>>255343395% Yesterday, but I should be doing worse on day 2 since I'll be queueing closer to reset. Front Runners still scare me
>>255343380% I only have two aces and a debuffer, so who the fuck knows.
>>255343350%I got fucked hard enough training for this CM that I just want it to be over.
>>255343365%, got absolutely raped in the 4th one, was at 80%+ before it. It's looking good! especially since I only did 19 ace careers with no parent runs
Blessed run let's go
A normie would never be able to understand M A G I C
>>2553154>>2553197The closest thing I can think of, imagine if you were Riko. You’re weak as piss and can’t take much physical activity. Then one day you woke up with Haru Urara’s arms and legs, which don’t tire nearly as easily but feel completely wrong compared to the rest of you. That’s what it’s like.
>>2553433>40%>Worse than last CM but next one will be even worse
>>2553463What's the results?
>>255343350% wrHowever... I am confident my girls are strong enough. I just need to avoid the uberwhales
>>2553410>>2553417I would do anything for Fuji no spells required
>>2553464Spechud, Grass, El, Tazuna (or Kingu), Seiun, Tsumaru
>>2553433I am so dead.
>>2553469Fuji being there prevented another cooking disaster
>>2553433Like 30% or somethingI'm already in A round 2 so whatever, I made Paces after all.
>training restricted to guts>even though I literal have no guts carddumb witch
>>2553473Strange. Is that a paper tiger UG with vision skills, super lucky 7 and prudent positioning, or did you get unlucky?
>>2553433>WinratePic related>FeelsI am completely indifferent to winning CMs, I wanna win the stakes.
>>2553480Go away, let Potential have her win this time
>>2553478Ehhh your energy bar is low anyways
>>2553479I didn’t get mile S, so paper tiger. My luck fucking sucked.
>>2553461>spoilermy second best performer was a one-off run that went well enough, as long as you do your homework and search for strong comps, good parents and decent decks MANT allows you to get "good enough" aces in very little runs
I am not immune to Fuji's charm
>>2553485Not him but Potential Woman needs to prove herself against the best. No point in winning if everyone sandbags
>>2553489Fuji fucking NTR's Sweep in her own career!Unbelievable!
>>25534335%, now never fucking ask this question again
>>2553487Oh, even without mile S she's not a paper tiger at all. Those stats and skills look good, so I think you just got unlucky. Shit happens
>>2553485Fuck you, I will strangle her and bring the age of the machines for my wife if I can even get in
Biwa is Banana WomanTaishin is Potential WomanWhat Woman is Ticket? Crying Woman? Derby Woman?
>>2553489Jesus Christ don't make me pull for Sweep just for more Fujiwife content
>>2553497She lost so many by just a small amount it was probably the Mile S. That’s why I’m gonna bring in a new one, although she has her own issues like Guts Bamboo being a bitch and guts in general.
>>2553502You already answered your own question
>>2553502DAAAAHBY
>>2553502the dahby woman
>>2553480>100% winrate>front niggers will still complain that end is unbeatable
got sweep tosho with 7 ticketsthen inari and tamamo with another 9 ticketspalmer on her banner with 2nice nature, yaeno muteki, nishino flower and kitasa black within 30this is where i started rolling only 1 ticket at a timewhen i did 10 at once i had bad luck, like 100+ rolls and nothing
>>2553421epic
>>2553510You can do 10 tickets at once now?
>>2553510>got sweep tosho with 7 tickets>then inari and tamamo with another 9 ticketsThis man FUCKS short women
>>2553480>100% winrate>we've been playing since almost the same pointI will never reach this level, I will never make it
>>2553433>winrate80%>round 2Looking good, I beat some strong front teams yesterday so getting into A finals shouldn't be an issue.
Would it be a dick move if I bring a debuffer thats built to kill end closers to the stakes?
>>2553518Its okay only if an End cucked you out of a plat
>>2553518The steeper the hill, the more rewarding the summit is
>>2553518You'd be a cock sucking faggot like >>2553520 and >>2553521 yeah
>>2553518Yes, you should enter with the intent to get a win
>>2553522Potentialbro....
>went to fast modes for fuji event>this immediately happens OH HEY THATS RIGHT I ACTUALLY HATED THIS MODE WORSE THAN MANTTWO BLUE POPS BEFORE THIS BTW
>>2553514>you can do 10 tickets at once nowi meant 10 rolls (for 1500 carats)>>2553515>this man FUCKS short womeni love narita taishinand all little girls
>>2553526No matter how bad MANT gets I will NEVER EVER miss this shit.
>>2553526>Rice got MejibrokenYep, this mode sucks.
>>2553526At least there's 2x TP this time to burn through it quicker.
Is there another watchalong this weekend?
>>2553526feel like apologizing yet?
>>2553518If you’re gonna do that, at least debuff the fronts too for the pace and late friends.
>>2553526>>went to fast modes for fuji eventMan you can do like three races a year in MANT.
Fuji's PR will not survive being dropped in the middle of MANT in the middle of CM
>kitasan agrees that sweep is like a criminal bossof course the uma yakuza daugther would think this...
>>2553535Not that I'm aware of but, there is the yasuda kinen and belmont stakes
Whens roommate rumble?
>>2553562I am wondering that too, I gotta make a medium nishino
>>2553526Of fucking course LMFAOim literally playing pasa who is ideal in unity cup because her career has no races and using a 3x wit card deck
>>2553562>>2553565>>2553017>>2553113
>>2553567MANT might get awful but it will never be Aoharu levels of AWFUL
>>2553104I actually watched that shit religiously when I was a kid and only stopped because it started to annoy my dad.
>>2553119Drink water and exercise. By exercise I dont even mean "hit the gym" you can just start walking more for example.
>>255343314/6i feel pretty shit, but its like this very oftengot some things to test on day 2 at least
>>2553230*Flustered Front Runners your ass*nothin personel
I wish I could uninstall this game but I am in too deep now
>>2553562>>2553565There's about 4 hours left
>>2553535Yes. Same time as last.>>2553548https://world2ch.net/lounge/kareha.pl/1779470997/
>>255338120% win rate in my team
>>2553584anything above 50% is fine
>>2553518It would be a retard move because you're not killing anyone with debuffs in mile.
>>2553518The bigger dick move is bringing a runaway to cuck angling.
>>2553594yeah its fine, its alrightbut i am aiming for the very top, i cant say im satisfied. i keep getting so close to truly amazing runs and then things just go to shit for no reason, its frustrating
Its kinda crazy how there can be a 100% win rate trainer here and a 0% win rate trainer here, i would image that things would kind of equalize because everyone has access to the the same kind of information.
Yeah..I overshot with 4 spd cards, but 90% of the time they never line up like this so perfectly when I need them
Why does he keep doing that?
>>2553600first gacha?
>>2553600its just vastly different levels of commitment
>>2553600>0% winrate trainerHola amigo. >>2550803
Why are so many doing unity runs? Did I miss something?
>>2553433I just want this nigger scenario to be over.
>>2553600luck is a skillcheck this 7 btw
>>2553601I never take.more than 3, personally, if nothing else this seems cathartic
>>2553606For banging out Fuji runs faster
>>2553609me when i am not lucky
>>2553611But why unity? Wouldn't a racelet MANT or URA be faster?
>>2553600Same access of information isn't the same as same access of luck anon
>>2553609Sniper and Machikanefukukitaru aren't happy with you.
>>2552636It's only open league (started playing last month I'd get raped if I tried the other one) but here.If you're wondering why the builds make no sense at all and why the stats are so schizophrenic its because I just take what the game gives me .Whenever I get too picky my runs just completely shit the bed so whenever I see 3 umas on the same training spot I just hit it. And whenever they give me a remotely usable skill, I learn it.
>>2553600It's about willingness to grind, I think fan count strongly correlates with # of plats. Almost all the strongest trainers in the board have lime 500M-1B fans because they simply play more, which leads to more parents, more high rolled aces, and more carats. Sure, there's outliers. But success is about playing the game you can't really spend your way into winning CM
>>2553615Racelet ura and MANT would be fast, but me I'm making my triple crown aces
>>2553602Bro is aware that humans enjoy when he make funny faces
Did you resist anons?
>>2553633YADA I HAVE NO MASTER
>>2553526>>2553567there's something so fucking funny in seeing named characters being raped by random mobumasThe Kitasan Black fears the Oishii Parfait
>>2553631>tran-chan
>>2553639Congratulations
>>2553633What is she putting in my mouth?
Now that the CM is here what do I do?
>>2553649Roll up into a ball on the floor crying and pray to shiraoki-sama
>>2553633wait a minute I thought she was a mare
>>2553649It should be easy pickings right now, just make sure you don't run into the ghosts of the pequod
They are probably going to announce the Wilds G Rank expansion tonight and I will get even more depressed on top of my poor chanmi performance
>>2553646Yeah its what I call her, saw someone in Japanese refer.her as such and thought it sounded cuteWhat about it?
pien
>>2553654Wrong thread?
>>2553654>chanmi
>chanpions miiting
>IRL Twin Turbo was submissive, shy and considerably coward, even afraid of horses slightly bigger than him, only capable of running sprints and mid-distance races because he was scared of the crowd of horses running around him and would lose his motivation if overtaken
>>2553654not playing that piece of shit until they remove focus
>>2553654I NEED MY BOY MALZENO
>>2553667No, there's been plenty of MH talk in /v/ma, even hybrid threads
>my 68% spurt uma is faster than my 93% spurt umaI don't get this game
>>2553675Ah I suspected with Wilds but G rank and Chamni confused meOne day I'm thinking of trying it, is Worlds viable in singleplayer?
>>2553673Better wait for MH7 bro, that shit is going nowhere in the expansion. They don't do them like that>>2553674I like him more since I learnt his teleport is a potent air expel system rather than actual teleportation
>>2553671>submissive, shy and considerably cowardMy dick is going to explode STOP
>>2553677spurt is chance of your uma dying it has no correlation with speed
Sweepy Tosho? who gives a fuck about that random/wistcraft/ CHADS rise up
>>2553686And both are not even close to gassing out, they have over 200hp left after finishing.
>>2553677before a cm i feel like i know the limit of the theoretical outlier and then some completely new and unheard of flavour of bullshit befalls me every time
Kawakami...
Just heard the news about voomapyoiShould we be concerned?
>>2553682>G rankIs how the highest difficulty used to be called, I refuse to call it Master Rank>ChamniThat's just jap way of saying CM>Worlds viable in singleplayer?very, all the nu-MH are very solo-friendly, just make sure to not use the defender broken armor they give you, it's so you skip the game to go into the dlc and completely ruins the experience
>>2553692megane sex
>>2553698Is it finally looking good for them?
>>2553698We need another great danchou situation
>>2553698Anon, we're in hotumaglue
>>2553704I don't want to alarm anyone but...
>>2553682Yes, they scale the monsters' HP based on the number of players, so some monsters are actually easier to solo. You also only get 3 carts(lives) shared across the whole group, so if you get matched with a bunch of shitters you'll never clear the hardest fights. That's why a lot of people just solo them instead. Multiplayer is mostly for messing around with friends or randos or speeding up the grind.
>>2553693The HP curve you see is the one from the final simulated race. That just happened to be one where neither ran out of gas.
>>2553709Splendid.
>>2553713Naruhodo, and here I thought 670 stamina with a white would be good enough for a mile.
>>2553723>670 stamina with a white would be good enough for a mile.Im sorry? That's more than enough for this CM
>>2553723Depends on the guts + running style. I'd say 700 is fine but if guts are low and you're running front/pace, maybe not. Late could probably get away with 670. Always plug into the umalator first before buying skills if you're unsure
>>2553731That's what's also confusing me, how the hell is she gassing with that? Front shenanigans is my best guess.
>>2553698/v/mapyoier here. We're just MANT broken and taking it really easy until GL, it's just one more month.
Fuuuck all this new Rob Roy content from Sweep's career is awakening something in me. Idk if it's my heroic spirit or a boner.
>>2553739I need Pokke so bad
>>2553739Why does Pokke dress so sluttily of she has nothing to show off?
>>2553749
>>2553739/v/ma had the right idea all along.
>"okay eight inspiration events with no medium S must mean there's something fucked up about the studs">plug the pairing in to the uma.moe affinity calculator>29.01% chance of medium S
>>2553755you don't know what danchou put us through. it's not how it appears on the surface, things are MUCH worse than anybody is letti
>>2553723That sounds like it's more than enough to be honest. Try hitting the "run once" button a bunch until you get one where the low spurt uma gets fucked and see if you can glean anything from her HP curve.
>>2553739Last I checked birb O was no longer the face of /v/mapyoi. Should we be concerned?
>>2553747everyone likes vulnerable nerdsespecially when they can send you 10 meters away with a roundhouse kick
>>2553756Do these affinity calculators even know that the chances of inheriting stuff from grandparents is halved? I don't think Chronogenesis mentions that
Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>25537560.0050162806972% odds of that btw
>>2553750Damn and here I thiught I was gonna spark Rob Roy simply because I found her scottish outfit funny
>>2553769They do.
>>2553765
>>2553773
>>2553778I don't know if I should be happy that the rates are higher than I thought, or depressed that getting distance S is so fucking hard despite having 25-40% rates
>>2553770Surprisingly hard to find Paizuri art of her
>Another uma career that acts as propaganda for a different uma NOOOOOOOOOO MY CARATS
My last set of 5 races had>Double late starts multiple times>Failing to proc Angling TWICE in a rowCould you brethrens supply me with /v/-tier RAGE, ANGER reaction images for this feel?
>>2553791Stop being so weak willed torena
>>2553788Try harder
>>2553795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw-bH9kOTKs
>>2553798>She isn't trying to catch itBoo.
For anyone holding off now, you have two plus hours left. THESE are the shitter hours due to how the ghost sytem works. The longer you wait, the less chances you run into a whale basically.
>>2553798Pixiv?
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 52152(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdsW36_CR1wRace 8 allowance race about to launch
>>2553798Neighas like you should be hanged for posting hot pics without giving sauce
>>2553813Oh shit, Belmont Stakes today hell yeah.
>>2553818It takes 10 sec to search fuji kiseki paizuri...
>>2553800I do and say this
>>2553805THIS ISN'T TRUE I JUST RAN AGAINST XOGURI GAS
>>2553813upcomingrace9 g2 filly/mare turf 3yorace10 g1 filly/mare dirt 3yorace 11 g1 filly/mare turf 4+race12 g1 filly/mare dirt 4+
>do a cheeky tenner on sweep>get dia>i don't care about her at all>do an ura just because>she's one of the most thirsty umas how did they get away with it ?
>>2553820Tomorrow actually. This is the day for all the filly/mare stakes races
>>2553824Nothing I said was untrue. The longer you wait the LESS chances, but Xoguri is hardly even good on this track either so...anyhow you can only cheese the system so much. Waiting is still your best bet
This is an insanely specific request, but does anybody have the Eclipse First sign but with the text removed. My art skills are godawful and I can't remove it without it looking horrible.
>>2553787Uma has a desire sensor much like monhun, when you're grinding aces your chances at S aptitudes are reduced, and when you're doing stuff you don't care about they're buffed.>>2553781Oh, that's a tiny spurt delay, meaning she only began accelerating 2-3m after late race started rather than immediately. The calculation umas do to see if they should spurt immediately is a bit stupid. They check if they can run the rest of the race at full speed and survive, not taking into account that they'll burn less stam during acceleration. This is why even though bluma delayed her spurt here she still clears with plenty of HP.Granted the delay is tiny here, if you do a full simulation I think it shows the average delay as well. It'll probably be small, but you still get benefit out of more stam/guts.
>>2553834Ah okay, thanks. Just glad I didn't miss it
In my first race of this CM Taishin choked the wit check on Encroaching Shadow. Surely this is not an omen.
>>2553824they SUCK tho
>>2553841So basically she is spurting albeit not right away but the calculator doesn't know that she is?
>>2553822Where neigha
>>2553836I had it a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago when I did the WAGMI poster. Lemme see if i still have it
Determined Kingdom was Detremined not to get Spiced Up into a Final Verdict
>>2553852The calculator does now, but it only counts perfect/instant spurts for the Spurt% ratio (since that should be your goal).
>>2553853OH this reminds me:/VM/AAAAAAAA NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>2553861*does know
>>2553861Naruhodo, thanks anon! Thought 500 guts would be good, guess I'll have to try and nab some more. Was a bit of a low-roll on the guts gibs from races and scrolls on the bluema.
>>2553853gelbooru
>>2553862It doesn't feel the same if it's not the OP...
Anons, just install Hakuraku. The umalator is already considered an external tool anyway.
>>2553877the umalator doesn't require you to install or modify your files and the umalator shows an average between hundreds of runs, hakuraku just shows you the data of one race
G2 Wonder Again Stakes1 1/16 Miles Turf 3yo fillies>INNER TURF FOR FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD. Lasix not allowed within 48 hours of post time pursuant to HISA Rule 4212. By subscription of $300 each which should accompany the nomination. $1,500 to pass the entry box and an additional $1,500 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental payment of $1,500 in addition to the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. The top three finishers in the Wonder Again will receive an invitation to enter the Grade One Belmont Oaks on Saturday, July 4, 2026. 124 lbs. Non-winners of a Graded Sweepstakes allowed 2 lbs.; of a Sweepstakes allowed 4 lbs. Main track only entrants are not eligible for weight allowances. A trophy will be presented to the winning owner. The New York Racing Association reserves the right to transfer this race to the main track. In the event that this race is taken off the turf, it may be subject to downgrading upon review by the Graded Stakes Committee and the first three finishers will not rec
>>2553875Idk putting freshly baked OC in the OP is better I think
>>2553877The umalator is not shoved into the game like hakuraku is though. I know the chance of getting banned is near 0% for it, but I'm too attached to my account to take risks of it getting banned if cy decides to start cracking down on it some day.
>>2553862>>TRAINANDoing Ura (fan) runs to get Fuji's event over with, going smoother and faster than I expected>>WATCHANNeon Genesis Evangelion>>LISTENANStill got a case of the Migraine Blues if you feel mehttps://youtu.be/ix0NN7QMxqg?si=ghpyaQFLh7lJSJOh>>READANStill reading history books>>EATANCall me Biwa cuz I eat a Banana every day>>DRINKANCoffee>>FAPPANDoujins>>FEELANPretty good, lil hungry
>>2553877haku tuah
FUUUUUUCK man, I just wanna get day 2 over with. 2 more hours is insane
>>2553877and how would that solve shitty runs that need to be meticulously tested out in case they suck a lot more than you expect
>>2553900Day 2 is always the least exciting for me. Now Day 3? that's when the fun begins
>>2553862>SMaru>Frasier>Frasier>Umamusume subs>Jamon serrano and picos>Beer>Done for today>I want June to end already
>>2553895>smoother and faster than I expectedHaven't seen as many people complain about it as I expected. I expected to see everyone shitting on the event, on Fuji, on Cygames, on everyonehttps://files.catbox.moe/s1laqx.png
how many careers does the fucka kiseki event take?
>>2553916Yeah it's refreshing to go back to URA to do some quick ru-- F-FUUBA!
Why is it Corner Recovery ○ if the upgraded version is Swinging Maestro and not Corner Recovery ◎
>>2553912>picosHehe... mhehehe.
>>2553862>TRAINANInari>WATCHANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIZwCp4LNA>LISTENAN3 videos in the background>READANNOTHING, just got done with work>EATANBurger and Fries>DRINKANWater>FAPPANNothing today>FEELANBetter than yesterday hope I dont KMS if I don't even make it into Group A.
>>255391910 minimum
>>255391917 on 5, 20 on 4
>>2553862>TRAINANSeiun!>WATCHANSeiun training!>LISTENANSabaton>READANNothing right now, thinking about buying some new WW2 history book.>EATANBread>DRINKANWater>FAPPANWhatever I decide upon in the moment.>FEELANAwful. Summer can't end soon enough. Winter is an objectively better season. I hate the heat.
>>255391972 separate items to collect. Each level will give you the amount of items of said level. Level 1 only gives you one, so it goes down to 71/72 after one run, then you unlock level 2, 69/72, then level 4, 65/72, etc. Now this will go much faster if you use double TP for double rewards. So a level 5 run that would normally gives you 5 items would now give you 10. So you could clear out the rest of it in about 6-7 runs at level 4-5 with double TP on. It's really quite quick in URA even if you use a MANT schedule to farm fans like I've been doing. Takes about 1/3 of the time or mental energy of a mant run
Please Fuji... No more tit fucks.....
>>2553932>Actual live police chaseI never see these outside of the States kek
>>2553932>Truck chaseKino, thanks for posting
>>2553919With double TP:>1 career on lvl 1 (2)>1 career on lvl 2 (6)>1 career on lvl 3 (12)>1 career on lvl 4 (20)>9 careers on lvl 5 (72)
>>2553954They all happen in the California area for some reason as well lol
>>2553929Que?
>>2553932>Criminal escaping>He has a Stanley Cup!America truly is the most inherently entertaining country
>>2553974A-Anon?
>>2553974the e-sex must've been insane
>>2553972I misscalculated lvl 5, you only need 6 careers on it, not 9. You'll need 9 careers in total at peak efficency.
>>2553974yada'd
>>2553974uhh...you good?
>>2553974Carrat status?
>shit out a gutsmaxxed Taishin just experimenting with it despite being a front trainer>umalator says she's better than my best front aceA little demoralizing I do have to say.
Don't worry bros, it's just a random xitter post I saw.https://x.com/Shinojawa/status/2062842788555972889
>>2553974NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR SWEEPBROS
>>2553974Yada. He already rolled to pity and has 5 digit carats left. Gacha games be like that. Expect the worst.
>>2553975Does anything good ever happen in Cali?
>>2553974>story (new)DESERVED
G2 Wonder Again Stakes G2Race 9 at Saratoga. Pick your winner! You can watch here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdsW36_CR1wThis is a multi race channel but you can watch Saratoga mainly here.ALSO FUCK YOU YUROS YOU HAVE A DERBY TOMORROW WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING? YOU HAD AN OAKS TODAY!
>>2553974YADA YADA
>>2553870>gelbooruOf course the last place I thought of looking->only 2 drawingsLike I said, surprisingly hard to find
>>2553974UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHd a bit too hard
>>2553989Say hello to your future q/v/een
>>2553862>TRAINANSome Spechuds to fish for a 9* parent.>WATCHAN'In Memoriam' vids for a kinda niche youtuber that died recently.>>LISTENANWhatever is on my liked playlist.>READANNothing right now.>EATANSalad.>DRINKANWater.>FAPPANNot feeling it right now.>FEELANAlright.
>>2553974@bourbon is this real?
>>2554012That's supposed to be a girl?
>>2554012Sorry, wrong picture.
>>2553975>>2553954Short answer: California has alot of helicopters. Car chases happen everywhere but chases look cooler from helicopters.
>>2553974umarollers be like
>>2554012It'll never happen.
>>2554021Potentially
Did I win?
>>2554022*sorry wrong picture again
>>2553974>Twitter file name
>>2554006Why is there a G2 named after Grass's sister?
>>2554035Not the best time, anon
>>2554006TAX HOLIDAY LETS FACKING GO
>>2554044Why
>>2553989The umalator will tell you that anyone behind a front runner will beat them 99% of the time because it can't simulate more than two umas. Fronts automatically losing if they're the only ones in the room is a well known fact
>>2554038Yes, yes. >>2553995 I just forgot to put it in the post.
>>2554039Grass' Sister was the strongest of the two
>>2554047Lol it's a joke off of >>2553974EXPLODE lucky fag, congratulations
>>2553927It's to differentiate it from Corner Recovery X, I think.
Why do these guys even keep driving? Don't they know the helicopter is NEVER going to leave them alone? It's impossible to lose the fuzz
>>2553862>TRAINANPrez as a great-grandparent end for Spe, but i'm having trouble with hitting speed cap. Doing it during the Fuji event is also not a great idea...>WATCHANThe summer gayme fest in less than a bong>LISTENANBrigador Killers OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsFJ3u2g-pI&list=PLon-eCq6oXhT1J0LzYJnr_tS4czHQYJ3h&index=1>READANNothing, shame on me. Maybe i should pick up the Karamazov Brothers book again>EATANPotatoes & beef>DRINKANcoffee>FAPPANNothing. Going abstinent for the moment.>FEELANSummer is fucking hot.
>>2554057Not necessarily true actually. A lot of people do escape if they can get into areas with dense foliage, sometimes residential areas
damn you bounced back like it was nothinggood game
GG jongers
>>2553912you mean pichula?
>>2553974
>>2554006Call on Me b/c that's my favorite Chicago songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yg_0gRUJI
>>2554072Doesn't seem like leaving the city is easy
>>2554082how do you respond without sounding mad?
That was a fun career. Now I must return to the MANT mines
>>2554087Kill her
MD lobby doko?
>>2554087slime her
>>2554087Fucking Palmer in front of her?
>>2554087Rape
>>2554098
>>2554092Mirror dungeon?
>>2554079You guys use pico for dick?Nunca te acostarás sin saber una cosa más
>>2554048Oh interesting, I had no idea.
>>2554006>>2554039>>2554051Holy shit Wonder Again and Grass Wonder were actually fully blooded siblings.
>>2554106master duel
>>2553974Hermano
For the Fuji event, do I just need to beat the scenario or do I need to run a lot? Can I glue a run before the 3 final races?
Prez's boobs aren't too big here, right? This'll be watercolored once i finish the line workhttps://litter.catbox.moe/bcd2satvpf6yjbrk.jpgAlso Oguri bobs or armpit? Or both?
Too much spicuma in my /v/ma
Nani?
>>2554124if you glue you get nothing. It depends on what level of Fuji's you do, but it takes a dozen runs or so to unlock everything. I would do URA w/ double TP rewards on level 4 as it's much faster. Level 5 can't use alarm clocks
>>2554126
>>2554125Looks about right, good shit drawgod!
>>2554122Yugioh sucks ass anymore. I barely touch it these days.The only reason why I haven't uninstalled fully is because I'm a coward.
>>2554125Always both
>>2554125Now this is KINO. I say both
>>2554129Just do a piss easy career like Bakushin or Maruzensky on level 5.
>>2554125No, they look good.>Neicha holding up her tiny handKek.
>>2554126They are probably in our clubs tooWe need to build a firewall
>>2554134Oh yeah I agree, that game is fucking dogshit. But I played with another anon the other night and it was fun despite forgetting how to pilot my decks
>>2554129>Level 5 can't use alarm clocksYou can just do level 5 in MANT and do 3 G1s in classic and senior. You can clock, and you'll just spam training for most of it so stats really shouldn't be a problem.
>Team trials still can't break 800KThe effects of MANT have been devastating. It's almost over /vm/ros, just hold out for a little longer
>>2554120I unironically hope we get Wonder Again as the first american uma
>>2554125>aren't too big here, rightNah it's good, actually maybe even a bit smaller than I thought>spoilerBOTH
>>2554139Yeah, that's a good point, but I want to harvest fans for my favorite, Lv4 comfier for me
>>2554148I am a bit shocked that class 6 is so low. It's kind of scary
Umatter is a gold mine for many reasons
>>2554006#2 Fitz Right wins the Wonder Again (Grass' sister) Stakes G2.G1 Acorn Stakes G1 next! Will do a 9 slot reenactment for it.
>>2554147MANT takes way longer. URA is quicker, simple as
>>2554157D*rt right?
>>2554157Hey Keiba man, are there any G1 reenactments later tonight? Asking so that my race doesn't interfere too much with them
>>2553974Sweepniggers are NUTS!
>>2554150I thought Casino Drive was the 1st American uma?
>>2554167G1s are saturday night.
I'll miss Geoff's summer scam fest because this truck fella is not getting caught
>>2554169Yea, but she's not a trainee
>>2554167There are JP races tonight but nothing graded>3000m Jump Maiden raceAIEEEEEE
>>2554167I'm coo with how things go but this is for the Saratoga/U.S. races incase you're talking about Japan races. https://entries.horseracingnation.com/entries-results/saratoga/2026-06-05Look at race 10 and beyond for time estimations.>>25541661800, Dirt Mile next1800 (or 1900m) turf mile1800 dirt mile
Roommate Rumble BONGS and BINGS?
>>2553812Sorry about leaving early btw, dentist called telling me the schedule changed and I had to being my mom over sooner than planned.Hopefully the auto played better than I did.
PIT MANEUVER
G1 Acorn Stakes G1 race 10 at Saratoga. Pick your winner!
>>2554211>His offer is maximum
>>2554209>reversesIt's that easy, huh?
>>2554209>>2554217What the fuck are you people watching?
>>25541972 bongs until the rooms will be open to join
>>2554219>>2553932
>>2554211>Always a runner>is actually a pace chaser ???
>>2554125Good shit bro. Saw the wip before, glad to see you've been working on it.
>>2554211MAXIMUS
BELMONT STAKES MENTIONED LMAO
>>2554255Full circle
>>25542114 of the 5 here raced in the Kentucky Oaks and placed in the top 5
>>2553974you're not supposed to stick your pp in there anon
It all leads back to Umas. Cultural Fenomeno.
is it me or did the sound go out on saratoga?
>>2554263It did. Fooking Fox. They can run a car pursuit stream but can't run an uma stream.
>/v/ma - auto
>>2554277>t.
>>2554290Would Maruzensky get away in a car chase?
>Be Zuma>Never had a gf>Absentmindedly training nishino flower in the living room>Hover over stamina training for a while thinking about the stats>My mother walked behind me and watched me stare at swimsuit nishino flower for about 30 seconds>Only realize when she tapped me in shoulder>Wants to have a talk with me after father comes back from work>Don't leave for college until august so no way to avoid thisWHAT THE FUCK DO I DO BROS
Is an anon hosting a cytube later today?
>>2554277Will you watch the Monaco Grand Prix?
>>2554298
>>2554298Are ya winning, son?
>>2554298You fucking retard
>>2554298Set your profile uma to the haggiest hag you have and show them. This is why you stay in your room, bud.
>>2554298Don't worry they know you're not gay now.
>>2554299Noppers
Oh shit Alien Isolation 2 on summer game fest
>>2554298NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2554317Still need to get around to playing the first one. Heard its good.
>>2554298I refuse to believe this is real
>>2554298Something similar happened to me but it was my mom flipping through my gallery (I was showing her pictures) and she flipped too hard into a picture of a redhead with gigantic tits. We both pretended like nothing happened but I wonder if she ever thought something bad about me. We don't relally discuss these topics
Who won the race?! The stream froze. There's so much shit to watch right now.
>>2554317CA lost most of who worked on the first one, though. I'm guessing they're pulling whoever's left from Hyenas to make the sequel
>>2554322One of the best survivor horrors, complete recommendation when you got a chance
$HELIOS IN FREEFALL GET THE FUCK OUT
>>2554298Get a flat adult gf bro. Only way to get out of thisNishino is omega cute though so I would get it
MY $FLOWER IS BLOOMING!
>>2554337Helios has been crashing every since their failing "horny" posting
Is this a 3 Kingdoms game? LMAO
>>2554298Unironically what do you even do in this situation
>>2554346every chink game is 3 kingdoms
Fooking fox i don't want to watch you for Belmont Stakes
>>2554350This but unironically
>>2554346Tang era, i think?
>>2554298Doto, Nishino, who's next?
Hey guys something weird happened, my mom just said I’d be getting all the inheritance money.
>>2554346chink games are either 3 kingdoms or wukong and there's no in-between
>>2554298You're fucked
4391 5303G1 ACORN STAKES REENACTMENT9 slots bring 1Dirt 1800m MILE left etc.Don't know who won IRL Acorn Stakes yet, trying to find a stream. Fox Jews
What's worse?>Your mom thinking you are a pedophile>Your mom thinking you are a drug addict
AIR Shakur!?
>>2553974You joke but this was me with Inarin last night
>>2554371Pedo, hands down
>>2554374I can't believe she was an onige yakuza...
>>2554371>drugs: yeah mom, my friends have been bothering me, they call me gay and a coward, help me what do do?>pedo: mm yeah i just like them youngThere is no way to explain liking younger girls to anyone
>>2554371>PedophileYou literally cannot socially recover from this
>>2554371The former is quite literally your life is over, the latter at least can lead to inspiring redemption.
>>2554371Women already know that all men are pedos so easily pedo
>>2554371You can gauge the social unacceptability of something by seeing what gets used to smear people the most. Yeah.
oh hey they caught the guy. Time to go full Geoff Gay Fest, Belmont Stakes, Roommate Rumble and CM
Small jig before day 2 beginshttps://jiggie.fun/3t4mzS
>>2554386Join the dirt reenactment before the birds devour the field
>>2554390But I only have birds...
>>2554211#2 Counting Stars wins The Acorn Stakes G1>>25543705/9. Come and git dirty. Starting at :35 regardless because more g1s coming along. >>2554386I think a dog got loose and attacked the dude while he was on the ground.
>>2554298Time to hit the oil rig neigha
>>2553862>TRAINANJust finished a sweep run, someday I'll get my onsen ticket with her..>WATCHANI watched almost all of k-on, all the seasons, extras, movie (I only missed the chibi, but I'll sklp that one) so I'll go watch yuru camp!>LISTENANGo! Go! Maniac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV-bDK_aipw>READANK-ON! College>EATANJust ate a dark chocolate bar a couple of minutes ago>DRINKANIronically water kek, I got thirsty right now>FAPPANTansaku Hiyou no Kasegi Kata (I don't know shit about Ruri Rocks, but noripachi is hot so it works for me)>FEELANRelaxed now that I'm home
>>2554400whered you find footage?
That cowboy walker game looks interdasting
>"hey it's past curfew where are you two going">"uhh i'm taking her to bathroom... i mean..."
>>2554370Starting in 2 minutes! 7/9>>2554405Fox Sports stream (subscription). Probably is on tv right now too.
>>2554407There's a part of me that really wants to punt sweep into the sun.
>>2554298Reminder: https://youtu.be/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=2aRd494grk6fuAwv
>just had a near perfect run>noticed I didn't get GroundworkWHATHOWHOW HOW THE FUCK?I WAS SURE I SAW IT
>And the "not finishing her chain" award goes to...>Narita Top Road, round of applause everybody!That and Sweepy's braincells, haven't had such a witlet in a while. Can I get some opinions on what to spend my last points? I've been rolling the dice on Sweepy for a few hours, got this FL+Mile S run. Skills are those pictured+Pump and Strelitzia. My options are>321 skill points left>Moving Past (140)>Acceleration(128)>Slipstream(128)>End Closer savvy (77+91)>Firm Conditions? (54+66)>Double circle on Mile corners (88), End Closer straights (128)I feel like I should get at least one level of End Closer Savvy, even if it sounds stupid, to fix the Wit a little bit and the enlarge the FoV for Gaze. Moving Past doesn't really work here, right? If it changes something, my other two team members are an End Oguri and Pace Nishino.
What if Sweep sweeps the stakes?
>>2554416uhh your tracen cheer?
>>2554411You have the right mentality young torena. You now just have to turn that violent energy into lust instead
>>2554418>Get to clown on taishit>Get to clown on clanker>Get to clown on KWABconBEST TIMELINE
>>2554420>>2554416Fuck, I meant Cheer and Strelitzia, it's up there
wahoo
>>2554418That would be kino. I'm rooting for anyone except XOguri, but I'm a Marufag so a third term for her is okay with me.
FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I HAD 7 GOING INTO THAT FINAL ONE AND IT WAS A FIVER AND ALL DROPPED BUT 1 FUCK ME FUCK CYGAMES
/M/ BROS WILL THIS BE GOOD?
>>2554430>Gundam gameno but it will be fun
>>2554430You already know the answer.
Since when were there dinosaurs in gundum?
>>2554426Here at tracen mares do the mating dance
>>2554430>>>>>implyingNo but im buyin
>>2554125>404 not foundANON USE THE THREE DAY OPTION FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>2554430>>2554432What are you guys watching?
>>2554416yeah just get the greens and double corners
>>2554448the geoff show
>>2554448It's summer game fest anon, don't forget your roots
>>2554446bwo?
>>2554448Summer Games Fest.
>>2554453>cached
>>2554453cookies
>>2554453/uma/nigger is retarded, news at 11.Wuv you!
>>2554370And Smart Falcon dominates the Acorn Stakes g1! Congratulations!
>>2554298>zoomers never learned to hide their power level like their life depended on it
>>2554462THAT'S NUTS
G1 New York Stakes G1 race. Pick your winner!
>>2554462There she is!
>>2554473City Girl!
>>2554468Honestly I believe that a lot of problems today can be traced to people forgetting how to hide their power level
>>2554450Double greens or only one? I was looking at the other skills too, if I understand correctly Acceleration is mid-race but it's only an accel so it's meh. Slipstream on the other hand looks pretty good as a target speed increase, why is it bad?
>>2554370>>2554462And placements
>>2554427>third marufag termif that happens surely we can ban her, right? right?????
>>2554473Speed Shopper!
>>2554462>>2554485DAMN! I was so close! How did I lose the lead at the end there? Front battles are so fun
>>2554487Maruzensky is our MacArthur and you will respect her.
>>2554426I will not pull for Sweep, I will not pull for Sweep, I will not pull for Sweep.
>>2554487The thread will be G R O O V Y and R A D I C A L forever
When is the roommate race?
>>2554483i don't trust slipstream, it's good for fronts but backliners tend to not sniff each other's butts
>>2554499delayed by a day
What happened to Sega?
Five minutes, get to the fucking boat. He who does not sail, does not eat.
>>2554506Is this true?
>>2554510Mogged by playstation, kitasan's fault btw.
>>2554298please refer to >>2554082
>>2554510Its been dober for decades anon
>>2554519why would I lie about something like this
Virtua fighter with rgg's storytelling could be interesting. Dunno about the characters, though
>>2554524Because you're fat
>>2554524Funny
>>2554473#1 Portfolio Duration from England wins the New York Stakes! Barely wins vs a late surge from #6 Cankoura (France)5547 8793G1 New York Stakes g1 reenactment9 slots Bring 11800m TURF mile left sunny firm etc.
>>2554517I'm still full after yesterday's hunt.
>>2554506I stayed awake just for that bwo
>>2554533>falling for a bwoguri gaslight
>>2554510What do they have left? Total War and living cadaver of Yakuza?Persona 5 and its trillion spin-offs?
>>2554520>kitasan's fault btwWhy?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ITS TIME TO JOB AGAIN
>>2554499Soon.Will put it up in a bit after people get their fun of day 2.Hopefully any europeans here aren't too sweepy
GO BRING EM HOME
Good luck to all my sailors, hopefully this is just a formality by now.
>>2554544Since when did cms become fun?
Maruzen?!?
>reset is whale hours bwos!
>>2554544I'm sweepy...
>>2554529Do we have umas from England?
Day 2 is always so boring, same weak shitters that won't do anything to my fronts.
>>2554559How much?
>>2554558>DoxingAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wait, a new Resident Evil got announced, fucking where? I've been watching the stream all the time and didn't see it
>first time getting hot springs event with her was on her birthday naisu
Geoff Keighley is fucking CORNY dawg
>>2554563I'm sure those unaffiliated randos will become huge namefags here
>>25545294/9. Get your Turf Mile done before you KYS/LYS in Day 2 round 1!Starting at :15 regardless to move things along for the next g1. >>2554560In Cinderella Grey.
VODKA!
>narrative experienceNice to have a steam demo, tho
I never watched the Saw movies because I found them really scary and gorey :(
Bro...
>>2554573Finish the sentenceTHE C-
>>2553220It's basically that the character is emoting so strongly that their speech is coming out distorted in some way. Maybe it's shaky or nasally or throaty or something. You read it as if they're vocalizing the syllables in a funny way.
What's the point of the two tickets after the first entry, why not make it 3 free entries and the 4th costs carats
>>2554561>>2554558>queue up>endless S and S+ opponentsLike stealing candy from a baby. People really are MANTbroken huh?I almost feel bad about this... almost!
>>2554573
>>2554583-ORNIEST
>>2554585Is that uma drunk?
Is the roommate race really delayed? I wanna know if I got time
>>2554591She's drinking juice
G1 Ogden Phipps Stakes G1 pick your winner!
>>2554562I wanna take a shower and go to sleep right nowCan you open the rooms in no less than 20 minutes?
>finally get a podium sweep>check opponents>badly built umasGoddamit, I feel like a villain
>>2554591She's just ugly.>>2547660
TELL ME ABOUT BANE? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>2554583HAMPION
>>2554596No it's not delayed. Someone else wanted to goof around>>2554600Yep, I'll do it in 20 minutes or so if that's ok
>>2554566I rather enjoyed that.
Is it me or is it nothing but trash umas rn?
>Star Wars xcom game>Bit Reactor, has developers for xcom and civOh. Wondering how many came from the capeshit tactical
>>2554603Hmm....would
>>2554604
>>2554607Leave it up for 24h, if it doesn't fill too quickly I might have time to get something done. One question, where the tracks left or right?
>>2554609I just ran into a front Scarlet with no Angling and no Plancha.
>>25545297/9 Starting in 3 minutes!
>>2554613Right.I don't think you're getting in if you're just starting now...
Where are the good umas? Wtf happened this is the weakest day 2 ive ever seen
>>2554619Let me believe :((((((((
>>2554620Im still finding SS-UG umas but even they are massive jobbers
>all this humble braggingFuck off
I am quite puzzled
>queue up>1/5never trusting /v/ma again
>>2554624I KNEEEEEEL
>>2554618I haven't made a single MANT dirter
>>2554624Books are for nerds
>>2554625You should never trust gloating humble braggers. They are the niggers of /v/ma
>>2554629It's turf. Next one is dirt tho.
I grow bored of blubber.
I just qued into a lobby full of SS's and UGs!
>>2554639Fuck you
>>2554639>whale whale hunter
der/v/ strikes again!
>MH Wilds expansion>trailer is a fucking slideshowffs
>>2554639>no timestampF-Fake and gay
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>2554661I WILL RAPE YOU
WAS THAT QURUPECO
>>2554529Oh lawdy Inari One comes in and steals the win from Smart Falcon! Congratulations Inari One on winning the New York Stakes!
>>2554642This better?
>>2554661CYGENEROUS
>>2554660Here is another for (You)
>Out of everyone>Out of HUNDREDS of monsters>Out of FUCKING EVERYTHING THEY HAD>OUT OF EVERYONE>FUCKING FAT ASS FAT OBESE FAT SLOW BLUBBERY BMI >30 FAT FUCK FUCKING LAO SHANG LUNG IS THEIR BIG TEASEI am so fucking disappointed
>Makes you job to worse umas
Just waiting for round 2 so I can see how bad the real waters are.
Not a single soulful team has been posted
>>2554667That's Inari Won for ya!
>>2554683I dunno man, there's so many shitters out there that are matching against each other that will get promoted.
>>2554489a lucky combination of unique + mid-race, nice Falco
I genuinely wish death upon every person in this thread that posts their soulless metacuck teams
>concealing their meta picks by changing uma's costumesWhy are frontniggers like this?
>>2554367and that's because their government literally bans anything else
>>2554686I'll post mine later tonight when they barely squeeze out 3/5 wins. Just gotta finish this Sweepy run first.
Proud of them
Avatar and Evagelion in Sanic, my two favorite animus
>1-4>1-4>1-4What's crazy is the lobbies with 6+ Pace chasers.
>>2554691Damn my camera didn't show me that, good duel.>nice FalcoSadly she is a witlet
>>2554692>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF YOU ARE NOT RUNNING MILE SUPER CREEK YOU ARE NOT SOUL
>>2554705this but unironically
>>2554686Why don't (You) post yours then?
>>2554699They better let baby Godzilla be a racer.
>>2554698finally some fucking SOVL
I'm ready to rumble
>>2554668No because I will never be like you and that's why I lash out in insecurity
I am cool with meta teams as long as they stay in A leagueIf you don't get in A semifinals or finals, you gotta train up your oshis
>1-1-0Somehow I get the feeling group B is going to be a bit troublesome this time
TEIO!
>>2554714Dude my umas fucking suck, but everyone else sucks worse somehow.
>>2554708
FuckCould have gone 5/5 if Maya didn't get witchecked by angling despite 1100 wit
>>2554694I just like the red outfit better. When summer Suzuka comes out I will use the base outfit too because it is peak.
>>2554720Hope your parents didn't see you stamina training them...
>>2554723SOVL/V/MA WON
>>2554667And the placements.
It's time for the Roommate Rumble!The rules are simple, you must enter TWO umamusume who share a room. That's all!Good luck to everyone who enters.Roommate Mile Race38489119Roommate Medium Race51127437
wooooooo I can't wait for another frontfag to win the stakes yet again this game is sooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuun
>>2554726>I just like the red outfit betterMy neigha.
>rushed while spot struggling 2 times in a row
>>2554721Please shut up, you haven't seen terrible umas if you are saying that, I have a 40% winrate in Round 1 ffs
>>2554734Finaly I can go to bed!
Mummy Creek's ult has been very consistant
>>2554734>double wedding teamSOUL
>>2554738Did you hard dump your stamina? That should just be free distance.
Alright boys, post report cards.
>>2554749stop with this
>>2554746rushing while spot struggling is like rushing as a runaway
>>2554749Jesus fucking christ dude
>>2554734Remember, real ass neighas use the same two umas in both rooms.
>>2554749one day you'll go outside and get your dick bitten off by a rabid dog as karmic retribution
And #5 Nitrogen wins the Ogden Stakes g1, no contest!Might do the reenactment later, but for now...>>2554734>>2554734>>2554734Join the Roommate Rumble, neighas!
>>2554734I NEED TO FINISH MY RUN AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My favorite part is going 0-5 because my kingu decided to get second places the in all those races
>>2554749I'm not racing.
>mile already filled>medium steadily climbing
>>2554749pride month, i get it
>>2554749Can't wait to die in round 2!
>>2554749No, please stop
>All these Maruchads ittDid you guys see this? >>2552107
>palworld 1.0 finally/vm/bros rise up !!
>>2554749THE CLANKER DOES NOT GET ENOUGH HATE
>>2554749I'm ok with this
>>2554749Looking good fellow metakek
>>2554770>Missed another fun race for not organizing well>Not even worth it because my CM performance is awfulMy window is open, should I jump? I think third floor should kill me right?
>>2554785>A speLMAO
>>2554416Sweepy's putting in the work! I had a handful of races where her or Nishino were leading but Oguri snatched and ate the first place from them, her hunger really knows no bounds.
Slightly better than yesterday. Mile S really does make all the difference in the world.
>>2554788Relax friend, have some fun, kick back and spectate
>>2554734Alright, the Mile race is posted for 6:45 PM EST. That's about 5 minutes from now. Get your spectator seats reserved!
>>2554785Is spe a debuffer or what?
>>2554749I will not be making it to Group A Finals.
>>2554778Didn't that come out almost a decade ago?Was it in early access this entire time?
>>2554795Looking good!
>>2554797>funCan't because I am blowing hot ass at CM, can't because I am not running in fun races
Biggest catch so far.
>>2554734HOST-SAN IM FINISHING MY NISHINO FLOWER CAREER FOR MEDIUM YAMEROOOOOOOO
this one is still dripping blood
>>2554809>Was it in early access this entire time?Yes. I'm just waiting for the new patch before finishing the current content
>>2554802Yup total end closer death!
When are we gonna admit bourboniggers are the most hateable people in /v/ma
>>2554734START THE RACES QUICK
>>2554817>End SWhat an uncle Tom
>>2554819If you hate me, beat me. Simple as.
>Mile filledNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO TRAIN A MEDIUM NOW
>>2554826Okay, now what?
>>2554819Fronts are going to be useless in due time, patience
>>2554826I have nothing but respect for OG Clankerlovers
>>2554815nice one!
>beat a clubmate Looks like Taishin could't quite live up to her POTENTIAL
WE TAKIN /BETS/ NOW WHO WE GOT FOR THE MILE RACE?
>>255474911-9Pretty bad day, saw a whole lot of my aces being blocked in key moments.
>>2554837It's gonna be falco
>>2554734>unable to spectate YOU RETARD
>>2554837HUNYAKA HAPPY HUNYAKA LUCKY
>>2554819Falco wrecks Boutbon on midrace, she's quite slept on desu
>All of these anons who are making aces for Roommate RumbleDID ANONS STRUGGLING TO MAKE FUKUS FOR SHIRAOKI CUP TEACH YOU NOTHING!?
>>2554734CAM ON TEIO BRING EM HOME
Happy so far, how are other newb torenas doing?
>>2554849You can't give just 1 week for a fun race that requires two Aces in the middle of one of the toughest CMs of all time. There wasn't enough time
>>2554848Operation Caca mogs I'm afraid.>t. using both
>>2554851I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PARTICIPATE I'M JUST LURKING
>both of my paces decide to sit behind the latesMan...
THIS CM FUCKING SUCKS ASS
>>2554860Yeah uhhh hers
>>2554856You would have had to register like 3 days ago to participate, it's a dumb system that you can't just hop in
>>2554855NTA but also using both, sparkly stardom is an autowin and if falco hits it there's nothing bourbon (and much less maru) can do
>>255474925/40 overall. I ran Digitan on day 1 and swapped her out for Sweep on day 2Rationally speaking it was an unfathmoably horrible idea to replace my top performer with a weaker ace just for the sake of oshi gaming, but I'm ride or die. I'll probably be going back into the mines tonight to try and build a better Sweep for round 2
Glad all these fun races and stuff to watch is going on other I would be below awful mood right now.
>>255474918-2Got fucked over by rushing two times in a row while spot struggling
>>2554831>doesn't run her until she gets a meta alt
>>2554851Good job open KING
>>2554734Your contestants are now making their way to the track for the Roommate Rumble Mile! Who are you betting on winning?
>>2554856Okay so in the race tab there are race events, that's where CMs are
>>2554851Switch Inari for Golshi and that was my team for the URA version of this CM. Takes me back man...
>>2554868>>2554672
>>2554860yeah the next one will surely be better!
>>2554871you unlock them at TT rank B or something
>>2554870I regret not being able to dedicate the runs toward a turf Urara for this.Sending all my energy to the OguTama team, though.
>>2554870THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE!!!!! IN DORM 3!!!!!!!
>>2554856Don't worry about it, you've only been around for like 3 days right? Can't really participate in the CM's until you have about 1-2 months worth of experience and runs under your belt
>>2554870>only one repeated pairKino.... pvre kino...
>>2554870BEAT THAT SKANK WHORE CURREN CHAN
>>2554851Going to use all my ticket later today
>>2554734Smart Falcon has a commanding lead heading into the final stretch! But can she hold onto it and claim victory?
>>2554851As a pathetic metanigger... I kneel.
>>2554887>Ayabe is flyingCurren taught her well.
>that maya movementBROS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
nice
THIS is an omen btw
FALCONWINSLOL?
>>2554858i remembed hearing about how the tokyo lanes are wide as fuck and every time i see nishino way the fuck out there accelerating sidewaysone day the front menace will end and honest pace mains will take their place in the sun
>>2554749FineMo continues to exceed expectations.My ass is going to get destroyed in round 2.
>frontniggers are so scared of not being 100% dominant that they run debuffers in a MILE racecan't wait for bourbon + 2 dominators in every fucking cm after summer golshit
>>2554905Oh but anon I'm running triple front!
CHAD FALCON IS TOO STRONG
>>2554819I don’t hate the frontfags, I don’t even hate the fronts themselves, I just hate this situation where they get to win easily on every track.
>>2554749could be better could be worse
>>2554905Lol, that isn't even good
They hate us cuz they ain't us.
>>2554909Cygames will put a stop to their dominance in 2 years
>>2554909SPRINT SOON FELLOW PACEKEK WE WILL HANG ALL FRONTFAGGOTS
>>2554905I was busy the first couple of weeks leading into this CM. So I had to make last minute aces. I tried to make a front daiwa but rng was not kind to me.
>>2554909The frontfags are putting in way more work bro. You are just mad that they get to enjoy the fruits of thier labor.
>>2554917Unironically this, a front takes a shitton of work dude
Not the smartest whale I've ever slain, but a whale nonetheless.
>>2554909>win easily on every track.I have less than a 40% winrate with Triple Fronts
>>2554749Swapped sMaru for another, now on 85% wr
Frontfags will want to hang themselves at some point. The Casino will reign supreme
>>2554759nitrogen is really really good. never finished worse than 3rd.
Day two. Halfway done with your races.How has your record been?
>>2554914Fronts as a whole are not that good, this comp is specifically good for the arima kinen anon. You're taking that clip out of context
>>2554914What's that pic from?
>>255492590% WR, looking forward to round 2
YEPPERShttps://litter.catbox.moe/ik5ja7i07w5s6x2g.png
>>2554914this is the guy telling you to use Xoguri inherit next cm btw
>>2554925I'm tired robbie
>>2554925Extremely easy. It's round 1. I didn't expect people to get THAT mad when I asked people to post report cards.
>>2554925you fucking retard we already had this question read the thread
>>2554905I ran triple flustered front runners kek total frontshitter death
>>255492536% winrate
>>2554909Building a good front runner takes a lot of glued runs, you need skills for early/mid/late race unlike ENDFUCKS that win off spurt and daring strike
>>2554734And Smart Falcon pulls it off to claim victory in the Roommate Mile despite an intense challenge from Mayano Top Gun! I guess that's why she's called the bird from hell. Congratulations to Smart Falcon!As far as the team rankings go, your top three teams are:1. Mayano Top Gun & Tokai Teio2. Smart Falcon and Eishin Flash3. Tokai Teio and Mayano Top GunLooks like Teio really is the face of the franchise!The Medium Race is currently at 14/18. Once it fills, I'll let you know when it's set to begin.
>>2554939Take a chill pill anon, relax get ready for the second roommate rumble
>>2554936Please shut the fuck up
>>2554945fuck you
Lots of seething today no?
>>2554917Urara trainers have to work harder to even make her usable on most tracks but you wouldn’t say an A Turf A Med Urara should win every medium CM with a 100% win rate. I just think it makes for boring races too. It’d be like if in Mario Retardy, the same character won every single time. It lacks spectacle.
>>25549252-3s except for two inexplicable 5-0si want off mr. late surger's wild ride that shit isn't good for my heart
>>2554948Feels like MANT fatigue has finally set in for most.
luv endshttps://litter.catbox.moe/y1v8zc.jpg
>>2554944Very nice Mayano, sorry for metafagging it with Falco but i feel like i owe it to her for hard carrying me this CMthanks for hosting!
>>2554953mr. late surger's wild ride is PRECISELY the best part of late surging
>>2554948might be the usual shit stirrer
Genuinely the closest I've ever gotten to winning any sort of /v/ma room. GGshttps://litter.catbox.moe/2rtj3jv9s5f1p42q.jpg
Is all frontfags suddenly dropped dead who in society would suffer?
>>2554951>but you wouldn’t say an A Turf A Med Urara should win every medium CM with a 100% win rateAs an Urara trainer, I would in fact say this.
The gap between first-rates and the ones below keeps widening and that makes people, myself included, angry. Because we feel we will never make it and reach that level, the gap is genuinely immense, First-rates don't know our struggle
>>2554960Prob but also some people legit getting frontbroken
>>2554960>it must all be ONE guyCome the fuck on now
>>2554926And also the best for Tenno Sho Spring, Cygames literally released speed Teio (best speed card in the game) power Fine (best power card) and stamina Meno (best stamina card in the game) just to shift meta from fronts to pace>>2554928An old Seriru video for the 2024 Arima CM, basically this team terrorized everyone
>>2554951I'm not sure what you're getting at here. So you'd who wins just be random? Frontfags put in a ton of work to make good umas yet can still easily lose to this? >>2554721
And another one! 1nd and 2nd btw.https://litter.catbox.moe/yysql2ffsrfb749j.png
>>2554962Me when I lose to every lucky pace ever.
>>2552628>no "uma musume" in the OPAIIIEEEEEE NEVER BAKE AGAIN
>>2554960This has to stop, not everything you dislike is one person. You are genuinely becoming delusional
>forgot to post the watchparty detailsAGH! I'm so sorry! Haven't slept well in a bit!>>2552628Season 2, Episode 9->13 Unix: 1780704000Japan: 2026/6/6 @ 9:00 AM JSTAmerica: 6/5/2026 @ 2:00 PM HST, 4:00 PM AKDT, 5:00 PM PST & MST, 6:00 PM MDT, 7:00 PM CDT, 8:00 PM EDTEurope: 6/6/2026 @ 12:00 AM BST, 1:00 AM WEST, 2:00 AM CEST & KALT, 3:00 EEST & MSK & TRTCyTube r/w2chwatchparty
>>2554975Yeah agreed its just the usual CM seethe
>>2554966I remember when once back in /v/ the Sc*tjeet got banned and he was responsible for EVERY single bad post in that thread. You never know. Pareto principle and all. 80% of bad posts must be done by 20% of anons
>>2554964I blame MANT for the gap. Runs take way too long and you can't really just auto a career.
>>2554962cygames
>>2554914Is this a double onige with a debuffer top cun?
>>2554977make sure to repost next thread
>>2554974I hope you get cancer and die you fucking shit stirring retarded schizo
And that's day 2 wrapped up.60% WRhttps://litter.catbox.moe/yysql2ffsrfb749j.png
>>2554915How? Angling works on that track too
Remember, torena, you need 1,300 statues to 5 star a 3 star trainee. Hope you're saving!
Anyway, which umas aren't dykes and actually like men like women are supposed to?
>>2554979I remember that, but this is just usual CM seetheANYWAY BREAD SOON
>>2554962Oy neigh
>>2554987Paces are meta for sprint, over fronts
>>2554988liar it's 1800
yuri is the purest form of love
>>2554975>>2554966I'm not claiming everyone getting mad is one person but there might be a malicious person hiding among the genuinely frustated.
>>2554986Fugg wrong litterboxhttps://litter.catbox.moe/jsvwe35zh2xzu3a8.png
>>2554988what about 2*
>>2554983Nah, Halloween Maya is the ace with highest WR, Anime Kitasan is the backup ace in case Maya fucks up and Christmas Palmer is the oonige but can actually win sometimes in fucking long
>>2554993Their danchou is dead though
>>2554988I just spent all of mine getting my #2 uma to 5 stars
Baking the bread GET IT ALL OUT OF YOUR CHEST
>>2554992>usual CM seetheNot him, but the frontfag seething just feels forced to me
Going off-meta and watching my oshi get her ass kicked for five days is NOT as much fun as I was led to believe
>>2555003I HATE SHART FALCON SO FUCKING MUCH BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK HER
TeioNIGGERS belong on a cross
>>2554993my clubmates are running soulful comps
>>2555001N-no danchou will make his glorious return in GL just wait
>>2555003I can't wait for Taishin to finally topple the Xogurin regime!
>Make a meh Seiun Sky >Meh for this thread's standards>It's actually pretty decent>Just from being in these front central rooms I know what makes fronts tick despite not really liking the style too much>Not even Mile S, she's Mile A>mfwhttps://litter.catbox.moe/d97uh1bok6z3c5ue.pngThank you roomchads
>>255476116/18, hurry up neigha!
>>2554995You're right, my bad.
>>2555003Friday Night Oguri matafaka?
>>2555000Oh I thought it was Katsuragi Ace
>>2555006don't do it creates curren gas
>>2555008H-haha, yeah...
>frontseethingcalstone_its_a_race_go_faster.jpg
>>2555003If you are this fucking faggot >>2554974 I am genuinely going to throw such a thread-derailing meltdown that you will never have the guts to bake again, hear me you nigger?
>>2554971I'd like for every style to be trainable, and for there to be different sorts of outcomes besides lolfronts are uncatchable with the occasional ends can catch up to everything with spurt. I want variety, I want to be on the edge of my seat every race. I don't like to know the outcome as soon as the late race begins.
>>2555003All I fap to nowadays is umamusume. Shit's great.
>>2555019>>2555019>>2555019MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE THIS IS GETTING NUKED
>>2555008But I'm running the same fatty that I end up running every cm
>>2555003DS shouldn't be allowed to only activate on the last frame of mid race.
>>2554876That's an outfit swap...
>>2555022holy fucking retard
>>2555022Pretty sure he's trolling lmao.
>2555029Nigger you're retarded kill yourself
>>2555003I fucking hate every single fucking Anon doing better than me. It's not fucking fun getting my shit kicked in and see people fucking bragging how easy shit is. No point in asking for help because I've been lied to several times when i legit asked for it
>>2555031>>2555033All is good now, that fag derailed countless threads with his autism, he has to know his place
>>2555022A) He's not the original nitpicker, I am. He's just a copycat trying to stir trouble.B) Please don't either way.C) I already said I was going to return to OP duties next week, hopefully not fucking things up, so don't stir up shit when I show back up next week...
>>2554761Are you going to make it for medium? If not, I'll post the code again in the next thread.
>>2555027that's soulful oshigaming
>>2555003I RUN LATE SURGERS AND I HATE MY LIFE
>>2555016Bro?Btw check their kit to see how Cygames fucked with how strong they made fronts for longDon't forget to switch to Japan server to see their evolvedhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/102403-mayano-top-gunhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106803-kitasan-blackhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106402-mejiro-palmer
>>2555039>I was going to return to OP duties next weekDon't you autistic fucking retard, fucking attention whoring nigger. Never make a thread again, know your fucking place
>>2555047>Don't forget to switch to Japan server to see their evolvedI don't doubt you, but it's not really easy to see this without the context of how much paces/lates/ends got stronger too
>>2555037It's RNG
>>2555051No, fuck you. You can't stop me.
>>2555063I can and I will
>>2552628Next Thread: >>2555019Previous Thread: >>2550793
>>2555055Pace chasers get a gold skill called monster but it only works if your uma 4 lenghts from the lead. So good luck activating it against triple frontAnd with how short the last straight is it's hard for lates and ends to win tooIt helped that they released wit Daiwa right before with free pulls
>>2555067Oh yeah? And what if I said I made the latest thread? Are you going to derail a completely normal thread because of some autistic grudge against a sleep-deprived rant who has since decided that the battle isn't worth fighting? Your reaction was completely unwarranted for what it was. All I was doing was explaining my own thought process and incredibly MILD annoyance. It wasn't like I thought the thread was completely useless, otherwise I would've just baked my own on that spot. I had a nitpick, I aired my grievance, and the entire thread turned to shit and attacked the ever living fuck out of me because they thought I thought it was a thread ruiner. Let's not forget I wasn't the 7 mother fuckers who tried to shove it up my ass without lube, that was you retards.
>>2555106You derailed 2 entire threads with your autism in the past, I can't stand you
Anyone who posts after my post loves COCKS
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>>2555116I derailed ONE, I am not the same fucker as the one who initially complained about the previous being in the OP. We are two separate people, you absolute mongoloid. I even remarked that when I "complained" about the previous in that one thread, I was JOKING, and intentionally did it at the end anyways to make sure it wouldn't derail a thread.I then went on to list my ACTUAL nitpicks in the fateful thread afterwards and remarked "the fact this is the only stuff I can complain about is a statement about the quality of these threads." I ultimately wasn't at fault for shit! I even repeatedly pointed to that statement when shit hit the fan before deciding everyone there was unreasonable as fuck and just left!
>2555139No one cares faggot making a thread doesn't make anyone special just don't be a nigger
>>2555152I agree, but he's a ticking time bomb. If this isn't dealt with NOW, he's going to end up derailing another thread over a completely bullshit grudge.
>>2555160Nigga this all started because of you, because of you and the previous shit discussing OPs is fucking unberable. Stop believing you are some mandated thread maker, you are nothing, just like I am, and it should stay that way.
>>2555173>Stop believing you are some mandated thread makerI don't believe this, I just recognize that I tend to be awake and active when the new threads need baking. "OP duties" is just my shit humor way of saying "I'm here when it's needed so I try to chip in if I can." I don't like being a freeloader.
>>2555201Everyone can fucking do it, we haven't been stuck in one thread since "you left". It's a fucking post you are making this so much more important and attention whoring so much more than it is
>>2555217Alright. I see your point. I'll drop it. I just don't want our threads derailed by more bullshit just because someone can pretend to be me and post just 10 words.
>>2555239Yeah the actual shit stirrer will probably use it like the fucker does. There is nothing against you making threads but you made this such a big deal out of something that isn't, and some people REALLY hated the whole autistic rant about the OP. Just be mindful
>>2555255I tried not to make it a big deal, but yeah. Sleep deprivation mimics the same effects as drunkenness. I had absolutely 0 social awareness that day, my bad.I'm groggy from the nap so at least my senses had a chance to come back here.
>>2555280Have a good one
