Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:>Jungle wins every vote>Two old new admins join the fray - Still no events planned?>The 14th monkey is still on the runPlease Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!>What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [Embed] [Embed]>vgstation main sitehttps://ss13.moe>Forumhttps://ss13.moe/forum>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>Useful wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>vgstation server addressbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]>How do I connect to the server?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">Public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issuesThe last thread>>2492049
>PoxThat's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
>>2557718Now post the other pox image, you know the one
First for 13kromkars!
>>2557729its 13kromkeys you mongoloid
There are 20 active admins btwThere is no event
>>2557726This one?
13 lil' kromkeys
Am I too normal to play this game
Fuck WizDen and fuck PBJ. Trannies ruin everything
>>2557780Close enough
Remember to vote Jungle so admins will stay mad and post logs to encourage griefing!
>>2557748>20 active adminslol theres only 4 that even bother to open byond once a motnh
THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS WASHED ASHORE
>>2557815PJB will win and slay the false Wizden of Alabama
>>2558422>misogynistic tranny>former vgstation admincould this be the guy that was having a breakdown the previous thread?
Hey guys, sex haver hereI ate a mint and vanilla ice-cream today with my sex receiving femaleHow are you doing?
13mommies
squatting and dropping a birdshit-sized load in 13monkies' asshole
New BOXKINO (or potentially NTEV) round coming soon. 15 minutes, TOPS
>>2558422>she lmao
>>2558801It's Box. We lobby.
Vagina having girlfriend just (a while ago) sent me this, thoughts?
>see pox while playing my femstatic>"ohmygod it's happening!">he just asks if i've seen anything suspicious and goes on his way when i reply to the negative>i remain JUST OUTSIDE of dorms unmolestedtalk about an ego death moment
The straightest most normal men in SS13 play femstatics
>>2559402this is a lie, but i do like how the ones that play cutesy characters can be bullied into cracking>oh you're a plucky and friendly femstatic?>let me just light your workspace on fire and mindbreak you into being a psychotic murderer
>>2559418Femstatics that just act like normal dudes, I mean
>>2559437like KC?
How the assistant looks at you when you tell him it isn't okay to robust someone with a toolbox because they didnt have [green intention] selected.
New round starting. Box.
Me IRL, btw
Making a static called Ebola Chang and biting maintenance ratsThoughts?
>>2559736would be hilarious as long as after you infect enough people with your plague you are fine with being sent on the exploration shuttle to a random planet
>>2559437in my experience, straight men try to rp women properly, but troons play what is essentially a hyper aggressive alpha male with a female sprite, with a high chance of cock and balls if the codebase allows it(idealized self insert?).
All femstatics act like men
>>2559920I feel like normal guys tend to just act nicer while agp troons act like karens
https://files.catbox.moe/1yggp7.dmi
>>2560284
>>2559971roleplayers who play femstatics>womanI AM DOING MY JOB FUCK OFF AND DIE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU>maleheya what do you need?*request*oh that's easy, give me a second to print it!>*smiles while putting everything on the deski threw in some emergency pills in case you get hurt!
>>2560302Found some icon files to the person asking OOC. (This isn't just random posts, someone was asking for it I promise)https://files.catbox.moe/a6poyb.7z
>Since Kromkars return the pop has went from 10 to 40+Its time to admit Kromkar is objectively good for the stations health even if you dont personally like his attitude a lot of people do and thats why the server population exploded and expanded 4x and is still growing thanks to his adminning
Why assistant hate schlomoSchlomo is a bastard man
>>2560569bait used to be believable
>>2560354Male static >disarm spam >*fart>no constant personality besides being random>needs to be entertained like an adhd inflicted child or gets bored>the height of roleplay for them is asking for their id to be changed at roundstart >thread doesn’t respect them Femstatic>each one has a novel length backstory >dress to impress >always maintains character>enriches the round >could have fun in a bar during extended >pop goes up when they appear >thread loves them
>she stands at five foot nothing and has udderly enormous breasts. she smells of milk and strawberries
>>2561812my waifu is shorter than yours, i win
>>2560881Femstatic>they all turn into hitler the moment something upsets them>player's obsession with making the 10 pixel cartoon character look cute and girly borders on autogynephilia>first insult you receive means instant escalation>annoy the fuck out of others but always retaliate when someone bothers you>why disposaldump or restrain somebody when you can kill them instead?>why communicate when your gun can do the talking?>everyone hates them unless they only speak once every 2 minutes, a surprisngly realistic portrayal of a woman
being a dutch tranny must be crazy because you're a head taller than the average man with a protruding brow ridge and long, troll like arms made for casting javelins but you want men to call you a girl and pipe your shithole. insane stuff.
>>2562360I do this
>>2562409PJB will win
>>2562965it's her year
>>2562360Femstatics are all playing anime archetypes, because this is still a 4chan server. You wouldn't get it.
>>2563562if they're all anime archetypes why is MY static a feminine presenting male-oh god damn it
>>2560569rolls over in bed unbothered, thinking "that lil krommy guy is gay" breaking no rules because the character may have a previous dispute with a being actually named "lil krommy"
>>256365613monkeys is behind this
>>2563711he's grooming fiyah to take the bullet before he does clearly. you hate to see an innocent retard being manipulated by a malicious retard
Leon is Bathos' waifu!! how could 13monkeys do this to him
>Kromkar does something stupid.>People get mad.>Everyone stops caring until the next stupid thing happens.Will Kromkar stop acting retarded to break the cycle? Will players figure out how to ignore the gayest of admins? Find out next time on the same rerun of VGstation13!
New ban request just dropped.
>>2564193It's kind of a gay and flimsy ban request desu, and I don't even like comradehavoc
>>2564252he actively makes it his mission to be an asshole. don't want to do your job and be an unlikeable fag? fine, nobody cares, go make your syringes. act like an asshole consistently while preventing people from doing it for you? fuck off, i'm not putting up with that. when he ban-reqs me for pre-emptively buckle cuffing him to a chair so i can do medical work i will reply with one phrase "do you have more fun playing with him or me?" and i'll accept the outcome
>>2564193as non-antag bob saw me in maint in a baklava, i was also non-antag. choral darted me stripped me naked. slapped me around for 10 minutes dragging me over broken glass while screaming "where is it?" after digging through my bags. then stole my ID and left me trapped in small room where I was stuck for 30 minutes. but I refused to ahelp it because "act like an antag get treated like one" and because I thought it was funny.
>Someone shouting over the radio to kill a vox raider>Said vox runs past me and into another hallway>Fire a few slugs down the lane in their direction>Couldnt actually see if I got them or not>Run down the corridor to check it out>Security officer bleeding out on the floorIm sorry to whoever was playing that seccie
>>2564899bassed
>Veteran medbay player provides evidence of Bob being a pain in the ass across multiple rounds>Half a dozen people (including the most active admeme) chime in and say that Bob is a chronic shitter who should be B& from medbay>Kromkar acknowledges all of this when denying the request less than eight hours after the thread was openedWelp, guess I'll keep avoiding medbay when he's online. Seems like Kromkar really didn't learn shit from all of the people complaining that he jumps to conclusions too quickly in his deadmin request.>>2564252>It's kind of a gay and flimsy ban request desu, and I don't even like comradehavocRight, but how do you prove a negative? The main claim is that Bob is a useless nigger who doesn't do his job but "not making meds" and "stealing the syringe gun every round" aren't things that are logged. It's 95% anecdotal. Lil Krommy whipped out the "but did you ahelp it" but ahelping for anything short of murder or massive sabotage is pretty rare because the server is in no small part DEFINED by a disgust with the homosexual tattle-tale bullshit that every other server encourages. A bunch of people coming forward to corroborate that Bob is consistently an obnoxious faggot who isn't fun to play with and drags down the department should hold more weight than Kromkar gave it.
>>2565274I wish that faggot wouldn't late join on account of being terrified that he'll be an antag target. It'd make it easier to avoid playing alongside him
>Pomf keeps defending PJB everywhere>Look at discord posts by PJB>He has an eevee avatarHuh.
>>2565421What's things like in the SS14 discord after the auth fuckup? I avoided joining that tranny hugbog but now I'm curious if anything PBJ and SmugLeaf are saying about one another are true.
Funny that there are people who have been playing the same character for actual decades and they’re still literal whos.
>>2565274kromkar doesnt act if he doesnt see notes and if a player does have a history then he goes ham even if its ancient, as a result line-toeing shitters get away with shitting and reformed players that havent done anything bad in a long time are shown 0 good will despite improving how they playthat being said refusing to make pills isnt against the rules and the ban request shouldve been about him tiding with the syringe gun
bob literally does something that he could be feedbacked for every round but players are simply too lazy to do. the notorious medbay faggot that's been playing like a greyshit for months has literally 3 pieces of feedback and instead players are sitting waiting for admins to note him so there are grounds for a jobban
>>2565948which is annoying as hell. i've seen him use "ban escalation" to try and break players over the littlest stuff, and in some cases it works. then (if they ever get unbanned) you're left with someone terrified of "oh damn he may actually perma me next time" and they neuter their entire gameplay and attitude to not have a chance of him hawking you away to the perma zone.meanwhile>multiple people vouch that someone needs to take a break from med because they are causing real problems>denied, he only has one noteseriously, this would be comical if it wasn't so sad. why in the fuck are the headmins not at least talking to him about this behavior?>hurr durr kromkar saved popshut the fuck up you retard, summer break did and that's why we have to deal with an influx of retards. fuck you krommy, i know you will read this just like you read all of my discord posts after you blocked me, you fucking sissy. i cannot imagine a more cucked behavior that doesn't involve actual sex.
>>2565421"i dont care if someone is trans or not" ahh retards when they realize that the fetishists stick together
>>2566147i swear to god if we get a new collab within the next couple of weeks i am going to ask them what their relationship with their father is like
Is 13monkeys permabanned yet? This game sucks with him here for real
>refuse to treat people coming to medbay>syringe gun and dunk them when they break inIt's literally that easy to get valids, idk how you retards keep getting your nuts slapped by kromkar, just bait people
Are there any /tg/ derivatives that keep the classical SS13 ethos? Seems like every /tg/ fork is either a downstream or consumes their shit ravenously. I remember someone hosting a /vm/station here that was fixed up 2018 /tg/code. Sadly it didnt look like he wanted it to be a permanent thing.
This is the most pathetic ban request we've had in a while. These retards are FLAILING!
>>2565421You do realize where Pomf originates from, right?
>>2566237it's honestly just pathetic. i break in to do his job, bola him, and put him in the cuck chair while i act mildly competent in front of him. i'm being serious when i say i do not care at all if he doesn't do his job, we all like our personal autism projects, but if you shoot me with a syringe that bounces off of my armor harmlessly, fuck you, you're getting put in the chair and both me and the patient are going to laugh at you and i am going to leave the patient alone with you after his injury is fixed.
>>2566330No ZAS no play
>>2566454>t. reformed trader that learned not to meddle in the station's affairs
>>2566469I hate ZAS, I'd much rather have the tile by tile systems that Goon, Paradise and TG have.
>>2565988Feedback and ahelps are useless. Admins ignore them until they are forced to look.
>>2566882And yet if he'd had a feedback a mile long this job ban request probably would have gone through.
>>2567024have you ever seen lumber's feedback?
>>2567045I haven't seen a recent lumber ban request
>>2567090Make one
>>2567090https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=6884&sid=feea5786bffe7e738caeaf3e66892f79the last ban he got was a 2 week ban from command after years of people bitching at him in the feedback and him not improving, if you have an issue with the way someone plays a certain role the admins will literally do nothing about that even if you have a hundred people backing you upkromkar wasnt deadminned after everyone came out of the woodwork to call him a fag, the forum doesnt do anything and thats why no one uses it anymore
>>2567140>everyone came out of the woodworkyeah 13monkeys and german santa, that's basically the entire player base
>>2567230why even lie about that? anyone can go to the thread and see names like west and yvvel come up
>>2567254lol
server administration is corrupt, players are pathological and don't create interesting roleplay, stay away from vg
>>2567360you can go to the deadmin request and count all the people that criticized kromkar if you want desu
no one comparesyou stand aloneto every record I own
>>2567582I count 13 and one monkeys
13bobkars
we are all actually just 13monkeys talking to himself across dozens of accounts
>>2567511Letting vg die is cuckhold move that only hurts the playersReal men dont run they fight to defeat evil,protect the weak and make a better tommorow
>>2567811Speak for yourself, I'm Kromkar talking to myself.
who's the bobr kurwa of /DISCORD/station
>>2567874oh god oh no that means we are all 13monkeys and 13monkeys is kromkar
Sseth tide was better over the current playerbase
bobs n vagene
>Drugged me because I didn't talk to them for 5 minutes after shift start, stole my shit, fired me.>Drugged me and slit my throat once for not talking to them.>Drugged me, made me brain damaged, and stole my ID for not talking to them.>Drugged me, made me brain damaged, stole my shit, threw me in a straight jacket, then tossed me into maints because I didn't talk to them.>Drugged me then cut off my legs for not talking to them.>Shot me to death with a glock for not talking to them.>Shot me to death with a lasergun for not talking to them.>Shot me to death with a shotgun for drugging a sec officer.>Drugged me then turned me into a nugget for not talking to them.>Once called 5 or 6 sec to arrest me for not talking to them, was lit on fire.>Blasted my coworker with a shotgun for not talking to him, then did the same with me after I drugged them for the former.>All of these as a nonantag.Riekland is insane lol
>>2568221i know for a fact this is a goddamn lie because you said he didn't talk once when i know for a FACT he would be swearing like a sailor the entire time. just stop, everyone can tell a good player from a shit one.
misread that post. okay yeah that sounds like riekland
>DUDE LET ME JUST DO NOTHING WITH MY ANTAG ROLE UNTIL THE SHUTTLE LEAVES THEN I DO MY EPIC HORROR FORM CRASHOUT>IF YOU KILL ME AS ANTAG THAT IS LE... ROUND REMOVAL!!!>WIZARDS ARE NEVER FUN, QUIT RUINING MY EPIC VOX ERP BAR YOU MAGICAL FAGGOT>*bar RPs with vox until the rest of the round*>;AI AI AI WATCH THE ANTAG LIKE A HAWK EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON ASIMOVWhy are VG niggers like this? Never have I seen such a lowRP server losing their shit at antags doing their fucking role.
>>2568221I confess to most of the murders but the drugging sec was a reasonable response to a cult medbay, the sec calling was the HoP changing "please talk to bob" into "security beat the shit out of bob" and the shotgun to the co-worker was because he was told to do something and didnt
>be bob>shoot people who hang around medbay with retard syringes>ignore people i dont like because i dont like their RP>tab out when i get arrested because i dont like this RP>refill my retard syringes and wait for someone to hang around medbay to shoot them
>>2568723i think he actually got mad when he realized he can't syringe me after i faked him out by saying "ow!" when his syringe bounced off of my suit and sneaky stunned him after resting
Holy shit check CNN sexmain got banned at last
>>2568723ngl man this is bad rp. just dont play at this point.
>>2568877Kernitrans had a melty
>>2568877>Blatant Ick ock>Get told not to ick ock>Whine in OOC about being told not to ick ock
*ucks your ock*
>>2569139asking how to do something shouldnt be ick ock. you can just not read ooc to avoid any spoilers.
>>2568443Give an example of a good antag that doesn't just murderbone
>>2569505Just recently I had a lot of fun larping as "the shoal" claiming i was going to reposes the station and everyone had to leave. I murdered pox in front of no less than 2 witnesses, he got revived, accused and executed for being a shoal agent (he was not), I got caught and killed, and they gave him a medal as an apology for murdering him.Then kayi revived me, put me in a suit, and teleported me into space after forgetting to set my internals. It was funny
>make my cauldron mix as usual>as soon as I finish my cauldron starts chanting foul recipes>fill it with space drugs and ANFO juice at the nurse's suggestion>put it on a campfire and receive a potion after it's cooked a bit>put on a witch outfit>the cauldron demands the tongue of a dog>sacrifice Ian>get a potion>keep sacrificing station pets>eventually receive an entire bag of murky potions>start distributing potions in exchange for answering riddles, doing favors, or giving teeth>eventually put every potion in the medbay lobby>tell them it's time for me to teleport away>get admin deleted>someone drinks a potion of fireball and everyone in the lobby dies
>>2569580everyone lived but stan drank a potion that turned him into a zombie. he got hungry and ate some braindead chef. but he was still sentient. so I led him to the morgue so he could eat more. then the bodies got up. now there were 4 zombies and I realized my mistake. ERT was called. then the shuttle. and for some reason things were on fire and escape had a giant hole. some chemist attempted to set the shuttle on fire but was shut down. I got mogged by roid rats and the mime won an award. banging donk on it.
>>2569613I know at least one person died from that, I saw it on my medhud, but I guess most were just in crit. The roid rats were based, I saw them rocketpunch the creature in medbay
vox semen dreamin'
>>2568805no one cares leon
>>2570194i do because it was funny as hell and i didn't expect it to work
remember when leon cried about having cancer and dying in a monththat was 3 years ago
>>2570792And the name of that cancer? 13monkeys.
>>2570829please ban 13monkeys
>>2568443if you are a competent antag and you manage to complete your objective, vg retards will think you're actually a bad antag because you're supposed to provide them a service for some reason
>>2567867the evil is too deep, most of the people who say they're fighting the evil are also evil, so you all should just stop playing at this point
bathos has a public record of sexual misconduct involving a minor btw
>>2570945Advicing an egg with some show and tell (and touch) is in no way a real crime
>>2557814Considering this game is a cringe discord server for middle aged autists who have been playing it with each other for nearly 20 years, yes, trying to get into it nowadays is going to be a bad time.
>>2570945Birds of a feather flock together.Pomf litterally groomed a 12 yo child into transitioning.
>>2571744But enough about ValkyrieTrans
>>2570792That was Cashe who suffered from seizures. Learn to differentiate their in game character from real life.
still crazy that bathos tugs his scrawny little dick to obese trans furry porn
>>2573347It'd be better if they tugged it to normal furry porn like all the vox players
>>2573592the next april fools prank should be to re-add avali as a round start race, but make them a normal functional race and instead have all vox ash at round start
sex with kromkar
Smoke made stink bombs
>all of his haters from the discord were utterly humiliated>so much so that admins wont take their complaints about him serously in the future>riekland is exposed for being a sick freak that uses the silly space game as an outlet for his anger issuesum looks like bob won
big beautiful vox bum
Femstatics make my heart go dokidoki
>>2575171me to but thats because i sometimes see them later in the shift in an elaborate suicide booth that required not insignificant effort to build. took two admin rods to break the damn thing
>>2575254I just think about kissing them
>>2574929the guy who alt tabs when he gets arrested for acting like a greyshit doesn't win jack shit
>>2575507thats a dude, you are gay (but it's fine because it's june)
How do shitposters cope now, that /vg/ gets 20-40 players every night?
>>2575792They just post "vox erotic" or something like that but never commit
>>2575792They don't even care about the server anymore, all they do is seethe over Bathos getting with all the trans baddies.
who's gonna take over as host once chronic depression pedo pomf inevitably anne hiro's xerself
>>2573755No no I got a better ideaPort over /tg/‘s 2018 pony April fools, and make everyone force spawn as one, maybe with forced pacifism? Would be funny to see traitors try to kill people w/o being able to do it directly. >waaahh that’s too disruptiveThe whole point of April fools is to be disruptive, this would only last one day anyway.
>>2576351probably bathos
>>2576446oh hell yes, that is actually a way better idea than mine
WHY DOES AILSA GET AWAY WITH NON-ANTAG MURDER
>>2577579Because shes a station sweetheart. Besides if you trespass into medbay you are valid to kill
>>2576446Ive been wanting to /tg/ify box and meta and force them during april fools
I enjoyed that round.
We will be adding a new race
>>2577579name one person she killed who didn't deserve it
>>2578508Bob ShaftonBob ShaftonBob ShaftonBob ShaftonBob ShaftonBob Shafton
>>2578508Pinky
>>2578598>Bob Shaftondeserved it>Bob Shaftondeserved it>Bob Shaftondeserved it>Bob Shaftonfair, that one was indefensible>Bob Shaftondeserved it>Bob Shaftondeserved it
>>2570792remember that time he lied about racoons breaking into his house and killing his cats, but he just slept through all of that somehow despite finding them gored in his living room. Of course not, because the retard makes shit up for attention constantly
>>2577956I don't like seeing MD's who have taken the Hippocratic Oath act like secoffs. Medbay gets syringe guns, the most robust disabling weapon, and straitjackets for a reason. Riekland only resorts to violence because he's permanently assmad and he should be made fun of for that.
>>2579021Riekland goes from zero to one hundred in a way that doesn't seem like a real employee, they would have been fired a long-ass time ago because their manager would be annoyed by them
>>2576446PURGE PURGE PURGE
>>2578508Last night he unloaded on the clown for actually no fucking reason. I was with him almost the whole round.
>>2579643why not feedback it?
>>2579711feedback is worthless and doesn't matter unless you're in the admin accepted group
>she
>800k sub channel uploads a video with a clown thumbnail>ss14this objectively inferior tranny hype project exists just to cockblock ss13 from getting new players and honestly, i'm not sure if that's such a bad thing. i fucking hate what's become of this game.inb4 some vg tranny namedrops some ckey involved in some vg tranny drama completely unprompted: you're part of the problem
>>2580364go back to your mommy
Riekland gives trans people a bad name, way too aggressive for the feminine form, they should be ashamed to wear this version of blackface
>>2580314riekland reads his feedback and seethes at it all the time so its not worthless
>>2580762isn't the point of feedback for the person to read it and see what others want them to change
>>2580872yes but in the real world its used to make people you dont like angry
i posture this, what has made players actually follow the rules?feedback postsorgetting bitch slapped by an admin
>>2581112neither
bathos you skinny little faggot
Being attracted to trans women is not gay.
>>2581112neither because the rules are written like shit
it would be funny if 2slimes won this next robust tournament too
>>2581291who?
>>2581112depends on the feedbackdepends on the admin
>>2580364What's the video?
Annnnnnnnd another mentally ill tranny ruined a good community game
>>2578508>sheAilsa is clearly a limp-wristed faggot femboy, get it right.
>go down to the bridge and call the shuttle>blob announcement comes in a few moments latersmooth as butter
I listen to this while playing SS13https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
>>2582847we're a steam powered giraffe server, kiddo.but if we weren't that's literally kromkar
Rounds where wizards summon spells and guns for the crew are by far the worst type of round. Prove me wrong
>>2583400i had fun testing out how pain mirror worked with the *suicide command. you people are FUCKED if i ever roll wizard
>>2582847"you can appeal this on the forum"
>>2581112ive never read the rulest. literal /vg/station admin
>>2583550we know lil krommy
>>2583550you're almost definitely one of the admins that has bwoinked me saying something like "that was inappropriate, but it was funny. don't do it again"
>>2583550you joke, but the sad thing about it is that people like this actually exist
>>2583407if a person in a mech shoots a pain mirror wizard, does the mech or mech driver take damage?
>>2584147using the mech to shoot the wizard is the same as using a gun to shoot the wizard so it should be you that takes damage
Making an insectoid character that firmly believes he is German because of his accent
remember to votehttps://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=61&p=49319&sid=a3182ff21d45357da6452e9e8bb49932#p49319
>>2584757Submitted my suggestion.Bridge has low traffic, sec doesnt have high traffic. That area "feels" as if it should be cargo or science or anything that is high traffic and not fucking unmanned for 90% of the time bridge.
>>2584931my solution was making the bridge horizontal and moving cargo the edge of the map so i could add a new road, the map should feel a lot less cramped now
>>2585153That certainly looks better.My personal petpeeve is mostly medical and science being on opposite sides of the station, when in most maps (that I can remember), science and medical are usually next to each other for obvious reasons, and eng is the isolated one.
>>2585248Roid has science and medical pretty damn far, but yeah they're usually close because technically genetics is a weird hybrid job. At least that's why it's like that in box, and box sets precedence
>>2585287True, it is massive. Actually really fucking huge when you zoom out to the max (0.1).Yet when playing Roid it never feels like it is an empty/featureless map.That is probably the main issue with Jungle's design. The fact it is packed but feels empty.Snaxi has the cool snowmobiles to justify a lot, it has snow storms, it has cold weather, it has a theme of "dont get too cold".Jungle just feels like Snaxi without any of the soul, so far.Not that I'm implying Jungle should have malaria mosquitoes or anything.
>>2585339Also, Jungle station feels really "artificial"Roid feels like someone actually went there and settled on an asteroid and its belt.Jungle feels really artificial.
>>2585339i feel like the bridge changes should be a step in the right direction, if i had unlimited time and patience i would>remove all procedurally generated mobs/plants and place everything by hand like snaxi>swap cargo with medbay and vice versa>redo the trader outpost, maybe have them arrive via shuttle>move the shuttle docks in evac (except for the emergency shuttle) down by arrivals and make arrivals larger>actually add disposals because fuck trash compactors
>>2585382I agree with that, the bridge change definitely makes the map make more sense.
>>2559079Awawawa!
How it feels to go along with Fiyah when she says "come" and is obviously trying to kidnap me.
>>2585730Do you sleep without your underwear so Leon won't have trouble raping you?
How it feels when you're an assistant asking for all access and Schlomo walks away from the desk
How it feels when you're medbay-tier injured and Bob Shafton is on duty
How it feels when you're a shitter and Kromkar is online.
>>2585814>krommy trying to get into the meme
>>2579643This is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfJeW_CcFYListening to this while playing SS13
Notice how most posts here are not even attempting to fix jungle as players nor voice their complaints about itCattle
>>2585339>Not that I'm implying Jungle should have malaria mosquitoes or anything.no actually I do feel this is needed and that it would add a ton of flavori'd expect jungle to be about dealing with monkeys and disease as a replacement danger to the cold vaccuum of space
>>2585339another thing I feel that would fix the cramped feel would be more windows in generalmaybe even have wooden walls and floor instead of metal in a few places
This is a not something antags do butEvery map should have "ninja that crawls through vents and cuts people feet" as a viable optionIs that even possible in jungle?
>>2579643was this the clown that made the T junction in front of the bridge full of soap and showers that were set to cold so they'd kill you if you get slipped by them
>>2586145It might be the best map for that honestly, because in addition to normal atmos vents you can create ladders to the underground from anywhere that doesn't have a floor tile over it
>>2585347I kind of like this feeling for Jungle though. To me it feels like we drew the short end of the sticks at central and got shoved down to a god awful planet that’s station isn’t fully developed yet. I do think it needs more of a purpose. Why are we on this planet? What are we supposed to be doing there?
>>2586517Monkey antag army
New round starting
How to fix Jungle in two steps1: Make it box station but with the jungle part if you go out the airlocks.There fixed.
>>2586679but then its just box with less features because jungle has nothing
Daughterwife went to bed, what's the best role for me?
Watching Tibees while playing SS13 and pretending Engineering is quantum physicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe4nUZqX9Ec
me when medical says fixed, hugs me then sends me on my way out while im bleeding internally
>>2586944me ripping open your ribcage because i forgot there was IB in addition to the busted lung
Beefing with admins in ahelp.
Ive been playing on this server since 2012
He agrees
>>2587045that's all we need, merging now
>>2587026prove it
the way to fix gimmick maps is map-specific antags/eventsadd some kind of monkey invasion to jungle station
>>2587161Every round had some kind of Bane roleplay, we also had a gangs round type where you would win by doing graffiti. We also had a regular called Bob Dylan who would play piano and "sing" along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHzicKq3W4Playing this
kromkar cummies
so no one hates jungle? wow
What the fuck was that plasmaflood? How so much
>>2588004noob atmos mixed up oxygen and plasma in the distro
vox cum mukbang
>>2587423false info you liar go back to teegee
>>2583875I wasn't joking
Is the Byond website down for others? I was feeling the itch to play SS13 again but I forgot my pass, and when going there to recover it, the site is just dead
>>2588432which vox has the best tasting goo?
replacing the oil in the chef's deep fryers with vox cum
>Snaxi, a map that was made with love and care, is only allowed during Winter.>Jungle, a lazily put together slopfest, is accessible all year long.Why are Github collaborators so pants-on-head retarded?
Ss13 but habbo hotel
>tfw I just got bwoinked on monke because I called goblins "sex midgets"
>>2589554did you force the admin to explain why short curvy goblin women who steal are not "sex midgets"?
>>2589252it's not lazily put together and multiple people are working on it. if we just say "eh fuck this, delete this map" it will not get better
>>2589576Polishing a turd isn't going to eventually result in a bar of goldNo matter how many incremental improvements and fixes are made it's not going to become good without a full overhaul
>>2589591it can be overhauled then, i really enjoy the concept
Jungle is a good concept and I dont mind playing in it, but it feels really artificial and rushedNot artificial like a colony is, just "this is obviously made by a guy on a computer"
only jungle I like is the jungle pouring out of leons panties
>>2589576>it's not lazily put together and multiple people are working on it.no its just me bruh
>>2589569they're weirdly anti-coomer despite half of their code being from vore/citadel. both a good thing and a bad thing
>>2589933I thought monkey was a TG downstream.
>>2589554>not playing a server where you can just rape them
>>2589933monkey is a streamer server so they need to make sure to clamp down on anything that could get them in trouble with twitch
>>2588811p-please respond
>>2590677>>2588811works on my machine
Scream if you love Schlomo
>>2591175caaaaaaaw!
>>2591175
>>2588811Do you live in South America? I had the same issue and that was the problem
YUNG HOPPER NATION NEVER LOSES!
he got dat schlomotion
>>2592111the schlomussy
how the fuck did they kill peanut!
>>2592139a washing machine
>>2585339I agree with this guy, add malaria mosquitos to Jungle
sexmo
>>2592464At least make it a hard r you pussy
>>2589252Snaxi comes back for July
My biggest problem with jungle is that it's the ultimate "nothing ever happens" map.Other maps will eventually have something interesting happen due to a combination of the claustrophobic nature of being in a space station combined with random events and the fact that the vacuum of space is dangerous, this will eventually culminate in a shuttle call or breakdown of order regardless of whether any antags are actually doing antag things or not.For jungle though, a lot of random events either don't happen or have practically no effect, there's no risk of any catastrophe caused by depressurization. At least Snaxi has the harmful cold, but with jungle your only threat to your life are the easily avoidable hostile mobs, or other players, and a lot of players just aren't proactive enough when antag to make jungle interesting. It seems to me like the map only ends at a reasonable time when someone decides to self-antag shart or murderbone.This might be because I'm mostly an engineer player and much of my job content revolves around interacting with space in some way and repairing breaches, but I don't feel like playing a 4+ hour long round on a map that has nothing interesting to do, just waiting for someone to finally get fed up and start griefing to force a shuttle call. It's like whoever made the map doesn't fundementally understand how a round of SS13 is supposed to go.
>>2593770fuck you cairo
big strong jungle vox
>>2593780unga bunga
we removed horizon after it was completely overhauled so it had more work put into it than jungle but admins are too scared to run a poll for jungle? makes no sense
>>2594077There's a poll every time a round ends and chads keep voting for it
>>2594278i meant the map killing kind>fags keep voting for ityeah all 3 of them
The tiniest of the krommies sometimes have the largest souls
lets move this discussion to bluesky
How many children has Bathos groomed in bluesky, I wonder?
>>2595462how many admins are there?
>>2594311There were two polls under West because of his hatred for the map, and 2 removal prs, both of which received next to no support.
>>2595543most people dont have github accounts
>>2595562Good thing they polled it through the poll option on the lobby screen then instead of only doing removal prs.
If Sclohomo was a bean he'd be BeanlomoEver thought of that?
Cholo Beankin
13gunkies
How it feels to an assistant
Well that is emberesing. Hopefully noone saw that.
It's easy to hate securityBut do you have the courage to hate a botanist?
How it feels to be an assistant at round start rushing for an insulated glove
>>2597176tranonymous
>ailsa is not a female character??????????????????????????
>>2597492>he doesn’t know
>>2597645Let me meme, nigga
fucking grey area so hard she breaks her vow of silence
and even harder so she stays silent for good
>>2597377glad this includes the clip of the driver grabbing his passenger and pulling them on top of themselves during the slide. what a fucking legend
>>2597454If the botanist is translor swift yes
>>2598292your opinion does not count bob
>>2598292your fact does count bob
>>2598607>>2598667I'd accuse you of being bathos for defending that tranny but he would never ever post in the threadYou're a faggot simp regardless.
bob shaftaker
13monkeys is space_jokes
tinysaturn takes up one of two paramedic slots to play brig medic and he doesnt heal people in medbay or the brigway worse than bob
>>2599353He'll fix you up if you promise him hugs (in a sexual way)
>>2599294and do you remember who space_jokes is?
>>2599522>doesnt keep track of his internet rivalries 3 years after the factpathetic
and the punchline to the space joke?lil krommy
>scream and cry like a sharteen all round>sperg out and inject people with degen calcium because they tell me to stop being a nigger>never ahelpedHow does he do it bros?
>>2600188this is lil krommy's domain and krommy's rules say we only ban players with 10,000 connections
>>2599294Next you're gonna point out how SpacedGod and SecurityMain are both alt accounts too
>>2599353its okay when vox furry pedophiles do it
>>2600521they're aviansGOD
I'm so glad that I'm an innocuous and generally inoffensive player so no one scrutinizes me.
>>2600530Im going to find you and bully you until you snap and nonantag welder bomb me and then you won’t be innocuous and generally inoffensive to hide anymore
Does /vg/ support Wizard's Den of Belgium or Wizard's Den of Alabama?
>>2600879at first I supported the People's Republic of Wizden, however i have since seen the error of my ways and have chosen to side with PJB's Den.
>>2600858It won't work, I'm okay with dying and getting owned
do you actually want jungle removed or not
>>2600879i support the mujahideen fighters of hullrot and whomever finally decentralizes this shit and tells these boot gobbling tranny niggers to kick rocks and get some pussy
>be medbay>Bob shafton latejoins, nowhere to be seen, later found dead>Choomist actually antag and makes 0 chooms>Paramedic at least being productive >CMO doing CMO stuff>Rich Butt tries to roleplay being slightly wrong but CMO wants actual patients dealt with eventually so have to stop roleplaying>Rich protests by writing at the medbay lobby and calling us evil>Fast-forward we got a nurse being useful>Even a virologist who admittedly achieved nothing>We wrangle the ride like pros>AI says I'll get a cut of a bounty if I re-kill the clown who is excommunicated by the Clown Planet>Take minutes too long and the captain says he took the money and called it>Station panic starts to arise>Eventually a strike force comes>Shitting ourselves, we get to escape>We have some ions I guess>As shuttle arrives, ER(P)T comes with four ion guns>Didn't see conflict but in the end they failed, even saw someone wearing their armour>Get to Central without issue>It was vampstended, choomist was a vamp>Go further into central>Oh shit maulers and studies>Fight as the rock cooksMy only regret is that Rich Butt couldn't get his roleplay in>>2587045I can't believe the one time I play this character someone gets a screenshot of him, incredible
>load ss14>picrelshould I be surprised?I don't use pisscord so I have zero idea what's going on outside of PJB trooning out or whatever.I just find it ironic that they tout the game's open source then throw a tantrum over "stolen databases" and "bad actors" because they have the urge to consolidate tranny power over the entire game instead of letting people run their own hubs like Enigma (which got vitriolically attacked until it got shut down by PJB and whoever). Also, how stable is wine with BYOND now? Is it safe to just run it with proton problem free or do I have to use a virtual machine? I'm kind of sick of how all the servers are just downstream /tg/ clones that got poisoned with garbage from /tg/ which got heavily troon infested post 2018.
>>2601675I would have liked to play with rich more but since shafton was doing his epic "get free medical access to steal drugs and then leave forever" roleplay there just weren't enough people to do itI don't want to get stuck in as CMO unless there's actually living people waiting to be treated since the CMO is there to co-ordinate (poorly) and not just be doctor with extra toysYou did very well though, if you were a human I would have gotten you a pay rise like the rest of medbay
im a slobbery little goon vox
>>2601724>LinuxUse windows and get a fucking job, tranny
>>2601724>trannyfaggotgoyim for faggots nix (bad!)ohhhh my days sar please become a needful purchase "mack book aire" nearest bestbuy store sirs ohhhhhh my bloody
>>2602026Did you know that microsoft is personally responsible for all the indians that have invaded western countries? why would you support them?
>>2602233I would still be stuck in India if it weren't for them, why wouldn't I support them?
>come on man, theres a reason why the brig doesnt come with free secwayswhat the fuck is this feedback? its a bad thing a firefighter plasmaman buys his firetruck from cargo every round? is 13monkies retarted and thinks the cargo carts are also firetrucks?
>>2602493hes indian, AKA functionally retarded. you can not read a single word he says and your life will change in no way
i saw someone get smashed against the station by a ship in ss14 and it didn't even gib them, i'm pretty sure they just went into soft crit. shit doesn't have limb targetting either. code lacks mechanical depth and is thoroughly hugboxxed. it feels like a roblox bootleg of ss13 or something. quit playing that troonslop.
>i have a special keyboard to type i have de quervains tenosynovitisCan't believe Kernitrans permabanned a disabled man and his caretaker.
>>2602708having a painful thumb isnt an excuse to be a shitty player
i have ibs-m can i get a welderbomb pass
who's an all around great guy that I should attach myself to and learn from
>>2602757if i tell you the truth you are going to target them and get either you or them banned, pass
i don't focus on statics, if you're fun to RP with i'm happy. don't even care it it causes me harm, i'm just trying to have fun and laughing at stuff going on in the round is fun
I focus on winning
>it's another Stan Zarond as antag roundhmmm
>>2603016that guy has an insane antag seed I swearhe must be sleeping with the admins
antag seed...:drooling:
>>2602026>bitwarden has a gaping government reamed back door that Microsoft doesn’t care to patch (it was never really secure in the first place anyway)>latest update exposed security issues with virtualization and hypervisor>BSOD’s on people’s computers from hypervisor because of the new ((security)) updates when they try to run software (they have to disable secure boot for shit to work now)No thanks, I’ll stick to mint, it’s got functional equivalents to word, outlook, excel, and PowerPoint anyway (even letting you load in .docx and .ppt files)
>Collabs bow to damian>In contact with pomf>Possesses psychic-like abilities>Controls spess with an iron but fair fist>Owns castles & banks interdimensionally>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line>Will bankroll the first cities on neo-Mars (damiandorum will be be the first city)>Owns 103% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth>First designer babies were in all likelihood damian babies>said to have 430+ IQ, such intelligence in Sol has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51>Ancient Roman scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Sol and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it>Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the universe>You likely have damibots inside you right now>damian is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 10000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to neo-Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the damian bunker in Wilkes land?>They learned fluent Gutter in under a week>Megacorporations entrust their gold reserves with damian. There’s no gold in Ft. Nanotrasen, only Ft. damian>about 14 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's benevolent.
all rise for the dark piet national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57bILTlxStM
[Securitymain] rape request on [Jeremopolis]
>>2604037Sexmain is too buckbroken to do that
>>2603343for me it'shttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo
slimegirl flubber
>>2604037He’s too obsessed with tayiorswift
>>2601724this u?https://www.deviantart.com/niskelisphilli/gallery
>>2604470>mfw page 2
Productive round.
>>2604505where's the TAIL
I don't get how literally EVERYONE is a furfag fetish scat vore sex freak tranny pedo troon
>hey guys there is someone i don't like, so i'm going to call them slurs on the anonymous imageboardnot saying there is objectively anything wrong with this, but if you weren't such a fag about it things would be less cringe
>>2604547shifty pedo apologist
>scrounging up a month's worth of logs is based>not liking a gimmick is cringe
we should move this discussion to truth social
we should move this discussion to autoadmit
Riker is married now and doesnt remember any of you
>>2604743i don't remember who that is either but i wish him luck with that i guess
>>2604743weh
>>2601724Looks like it's undergoing forced decentralization due to all the sperging, not even as a planned thing. There are now 3-5 hubs although currently the majority are split between the two wizden troon factions, with neither recognizing the other. If someone manages to wrangle automatic inclusion of new hubs in the hub pool, it would collapse the troonopoly See: https://ss14.fyi/?search=&perPage=100
Had my first dream about SS13 last night and it was about an antag role that was called the Dojo Master who couldn't pick up any items and was perma-disarm but each slap (disarm + aiming for the head) had a chance to behead the person but could only be killed or kill others in the arena.
goon to me
Sexmain I read what you deleted
Huge tranny melty on ss14.
calling him sexmain implies he has sex
>>2605722he has sex with tayior on splurt during off hours
>>2604526non freaks were pushed out by freaks slowly but surely through subversion and abuse of power. less normal people means less people who introduce normal people to the game, more freaks means more freaks being introduced to the game. it eventually snowballed to a point of no return where 90% of the remaining players are retarded fudgepackers who aren't actually here to play a game. it is in the nature of mentally ill faggots to subvert, abuse power, and form cliques within communities until they take over from the inside. himmler talks about this.
>>2606093Chuds btfo on the in-group preference front by trannies, furries and fags. Absolutely brutal.
>>2604870>Only 2 Multiverse serversI thought that thing was dead in the water. I haven't been able to find any downloads or updates on MV in a while.
>>2606107It's not compatible with the main engine because of some engine edit required for it and the troonopoly refuse to add it in, so you've basically got a decentralized auth/hub ready to go but PJB doesn't want people calling Vox birdbrains or whatever so we're stuck with these retards doing splits and dehubbing people that hurt their feelings.That's ultimately why it's dead I think.
I will be confessing to my waifu after I I win the ROBUST TOURNAMENT this weekend
>>2606217i hope it's me :)i want to steal your prize money
>>2606217 Ailsa is mine.t. comradehavoc
I'm not robust at all. Guess I'm going to play something else this weekend. No point in being bracket filler and wasting a contestant's time with a guaranteed win.
>>2606419you should join in! i thought the same thing so i didn't participate in the first one, but for the second one i actually won my first bout! i may have died and lost immediately after but it made me smile a lot when i returned to the stands and a couple people RPed with me that they were happy i participated. it's all about the fun, not just winning!
>>2606430I'm just worried that my lack of robustness will give the assistant I lose to free ammunition on me in deadchat.It will become a perpetual humiliation ritual whenever I inevitably die in a round and they were obsganging that round.I am bad at giving and taking bantz.
>>2606617>wow Anon... nobody has ever lost so fast before>he even used the secret ERP mechanics on you...
>>2606617why are you on a 4chan server if you are so thin skinned
>>2606617anyone who does that is more cringe than you losing a fight and we will mock them for it>>2606659i'm kind of thin-skinned but then i just remember "oh, this is the internet. nobody cares faggot"
>>2557718For some reason this image reminded me of Crowjob in Space
>>2606655>his opponent uses a forbidden technique and he gets Yamcha'ed out of the tournament
>"There were no gay furries until recently and ss13 used to be chud safepsace only played by straight cis non-furry neurotypical people until the gay furries suddently invaded and took over once day">Meanwhile the creators of the games furaffinity sitting there
>>2606694Chuds lost the SS14 auth struggle and then sour graped it ever since
>VG>cant even have a thread on their namesake due to disinterest and diasporalol
>>2604743The greatest waifu to ever exist, Joanna Slurp, was literally a married woman the whole time
>>2606419I’m entering. Please come and cheer me on.
>>2605722he has sex on ss13 with men playing female characters
>>2606694>this fucking cope againyeah nah the issue is they used to at least provide a useful function to the community and keep it to themselves. they no longer keep it to themselves or do anything useful and poop in the metaphorical kitchen hyper style so this whole thing has become needlessly uncomfortable and mutually degrading when they're not blowing up hub servers over lovers' spats and paedofinder incidents. all the newgen recent graduate trannies are fucking losers too they'd never make anything cool like d2k5
>>2606694>diapers>straitjacketsi dont care if he made ss13 he should probably kill him himself
W rieklandL spacedtransL transmain
>>2607351noW spacedi am a stan stan
>>2607380Playing security vox is a pretty big L. Good thing he has his buttbuddy transmain to help him hold it
>>2606694everyone who did anything groundbreaking came from somethingawful or moot era 4chan. so yes, the foundation was effectively laid by chuds.
Vox security is bro tier
"Bro why are you shooting me to death for throwing a pie at you" tier
>>2607754What else is there to do on ss13 tb h
tfw someone disarm-intent+aim-at-head with their hands and slap me in the face so I bash their head in with a toolbox and hide their body
I have sex with sex main
>>2608165Go away Falson, you're a bad influence
im a voxkisser :3
>>2608809>August of last year
>>2608809>log from 10 months agoneck xirself lil krommy
>>2608877>VOW LOCKED IN!10 months ago and its soul rambler logs lol
virgin vox
>>2609142No such thing, they're all sluts
>>2609325What a fucking shitmin. Rigs the goddamn votes and threatens that fucked up bullshit.
>>2609325Based
security main giving me multiple orgasms in dorms while an antagonist destroys the station
>>2609686in your dreams, 13monkeys
13orgasms
>>2601724>how stable is wine with BYOND now?It ain't perfect, but it runs.https://forum.ss13.co/showthread.php?tid=23731Did this on Debian 13, wine-10.0, and a WoW64 prefix. The only issues I have are the occasional connection drops when the server restarts and the chat window not properly updating (slight delay, frequently blanks out [temp fixed by another chat update or scrolling up/down]).I haven't thought to run it under Proton, but shit, if Proton includes its own copy of WebView2 or you don't mind manually installing it in the Proton prefix you make for BYOND, I don't see why it wouldn't work.
>>2609244wrong, the librarian vox i play is a kissless virgin
>>2610047I have never seen a librarian vox
>>2610049i don't play librarian often is why
sylveon sex
>>2610062pomf looks used up and run through i would not have sex with her
>>2608859im surprised you can read
lets pretend the thread is discord
Over 1 hour without postsAlive and thriving community
>>2610210Chuds lost
squird
>>2610260i wonder what this freak smells like, i bet its mildewy
>>2610260>>2610265ok secmain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjLARZWgUkYdarq pieterismhave a taste of democracy
>>2610260where's the lie though
deliberately using a foreign language exclusively while acting suspicious is based
yeah but complaining about the consequences is not
true. i think it was funny when the guy with an e-gun set to lethal saw me after there were radio calls of raiders, and as soon as i said "hello" in pidgin and *wave'd he basically went "oh, it's just you" and switched the e-gun to stun, stunned me, and farted
>>2610649He also wrote a ban request for that and he ended up deleting the thread.
>>2607061Whatever happened to d2k5? I remember a source code leak happening but anything beyond that is hazy in my memories.
i just dont think not giving the cmo a sitrep as security every minute makes you valid
he didnt explain anything to anyone so the traitor successfuly framed him
maybe if the tranny didnt say himself that he based it on seeing him on the cmc "near where it went off"
please shut up about senseless drama for a few hours and help me with thiswhich engine is best for making lots of power quickly? I mean at least 5 gw (5000 mw)I've made it with supermatter and super cold plasma, but it's too slow. I've heard the R-UST is good for that but I've never touched it, and I have no idea about how the new fission reactor works so no clue on that either. Are they good enough to justify the extra effort required from cargo and science or am I better off just ordering more supermatter shards then placing them on a belt with multiple emitters and prisms? is radon gas even worth it?
>>2610883Probably the SME because most maps have a pre-built chamber. which makes everything much faster Defficiency's engineering comes with its own RUST room, so that might interest you.
>>2610644not as based as admitting to crimes you never committed
lol, the retard who lives with his mother is going full schizo
>>2610909yes, I mean I want to give em a try, just want to know from others with experience if it's worth the effort, my main concerns are set up speed and reaching the desired minimal amount of power (5 GW)could be there's some weird secret trick that makes em way better that's not immediately obvious for example or that while still taking effort is still faster than getting a shitton of plasma to near 0 kelvin for rad collectors.
>VEXINT Mass fueltank bombing outside the Box bridge, because there was an EMP and the shuttle was recalled.What's his crime?
>>2611079stood on the same tile as a foid while doing that (haram)
>>2611056No, the cargo engines will always be slower by comparison because you have to set up everything yourself. Some of them literally give you circuit boards.
>>2611284I guess that makes senseis it worth it to try the fission engine in jungle or the R-UST in defficiency though?
monkeysex
>>2611028can you stop he thinks ure me
13monkeysexmain
how many monkeys does it take to make sexmain cum
>>2611023>me walking into sec, about to be basedi get executed
>>2611316Sure. Just keep in mind that R-UST is considered to be one of the hardest engines, if not the hardest.
How it feels to be an assistant.
>>2611370i like your drawing! :>
>>2611895oh i didn't draw it, one our many talented artists did!
can you guys at least say who the person's main character is when mentioning usernames?i dont have discord
>>2611944Then go make one?Its litterally free...
>>2611968i tried to but when it asked me to link my blusky account it banned me for not having groomed enough children
>>2611398yeah one last thing actually, is it worth trying to use cryotheum to cool down plasma or is it better just using heat exchange pipies and TECs?
Any waifu players want to give me some tips on how to make my femstatic popular?
>>2610809I don't understand why it was so comically easy to do. I tell the CMO that an officer killed me, he lets me into the armory, I tell an officer that Yiyaya is bad after he teleports me back under suspicious circumstances, he just buys it and uncuffs me, I tell the warden "maybe the CMO is bad actually" and he gives me a gun and cuffs. My antag seed is so bad that people just trust me implicitly
How it feels to be an assistant respectfully breaking into medbay after ringing the lobby bell 10 times trying to save a critically injured person only to be chloraled and disposed into the trash chute and later watching the (Surgeon) and (Medical Doctor) clone everyone, slowly, instead of reviving people.
>>2612415Love medbay staff that refuses to do their job and actively stop anyone from doing it for them.
>>2612410you used a language the crew could understand so you won by default
>>2612410I did only ask you to kill the officers after like 45 minutes of security failing to tell me anything about anything, much less dealing with the murderit wasn't like you died and we went straight to revenge
>>2557718why not space station 14?
>>261133913mommies will pick someone new in a week, don't worry about itgod I hate that faggot
13krommies vs MonkrarWho would win?
glistening
>>2612800after reading the thread for a bit it seems ss14 is all trannies? I haven't played in a while since being banned from the 4chan ss13 server for playing as the bartender and putting acid in everyones drinks to help support the new religion I was starting. As far as I'm concerned its always been full of trannies
>>2612870>it seems ss14 is all tranniesso... same as ss13?
>>2613063If SS13 players are all trans then why is Bathos a neverplayer and not constantly online hitting on hot tranny babes?
>>2613243the discord is his tranny haremhe no longer has to mask his degeneracy behind an autistic space simulator game
>>26108835GW is an absurd amount of power even by /vg/station standards.A proper combustion TEG setup can make a fuckton of power if you pipe the miners straight to the combustion chamber, filter out CO2, abuse vent layering to maximize flow into the TEG, and lube it up properly. Shouldn't take too long to set up since pretty much every map has a combustion TEG prebuilt.What the other anon said is right too though, the SME is again probably your best bet. Move some extra rad collectors into the room and make full use of prisms to get as many emitter beams into the crystal as you can. Reduce the cooling any let the piss shard run at a higher temp if you're feeling risky.
>>2613370never messed with the TEG, it feels so shit
I farted and poop came outThis is 13monkeys fault
>haven't played ss13 in close to 7 years>check this thread>ctrl f trannyI see the problem is still there
i'm going to seethe over this then join the next round so i don't get banned for non-antag murdering him. it was funny, but fuck off dude you KNOW the trader can have magic revival pills.
>>2613626There's no need to buy snake oil from a fucking vox when it can be handled with tools medbay already has available.
>>2613662yes, and that's why they had to take multiple revivable corpses to the emergency shuttle
>>2613706That's still better than having to make a deal with a stupid bird.
>>2613714at no point did i even posture that i was going to charge for them. he just ignored chat and murdered me for trying to help his failing medbay. it's water under the bridge at any rate, he's just getting charged more if he ever visits the shop and i'm going to emote laughing at him every time i see him
vox smegma
>>2613626did you not think telling anyone that you were taking them to be treated before you stole the corpses was a good idea? do you think I should assume good intentions of the trader?>>2613732>he just ignored chatyou only deigned to speak when I flashed you after you tried to steal the second corpse
>>2613370I can make an engine that can produce more power than anything you can imagine and requires no maintenance, has no downsides, and no possibility of destroying the station. but I won't make it simply because if I were to make it then it would get coded out of existence.
>>2613939eel engines aren't exactly forbidden knowledge anon
>>2613945I can get 1mw per 9 conduction plates, upgraded with super capacitors, over a wall tank of 10 eels with a fishtank filter that prevents them from dying. the only limiting factor is the 50 metal sheets it takes to build 10 machines on a single space. 500 metal sheets could generate 10mw.
I have a confession to make
>>2613974go on
>>2613933assuming you are riekthere were bodies everywhere, i didn't even attempt to strip anyone, i told you i was trying to panacea the dead while you slit my throatthis is a fail on your part. you wasted time killing someone that was trying to help instead of treating the dead. then took their bodies to the shuttle
You guys fucking suck.
man im erping with wet skrell xenomorph catgirls on icy caves t.wo slimes
put me in the tournament of robust coach -tew slymesill j-jizz all over the competitions hehe tits
Rog in
>>2613965ok but 10 mw is nowhere near 5 gw
https://youtu.be/rW2ia3G1td8How it feels when Fiyah says "come"
fiyah walking pidgin toed out the back room with her feathers all ruffled
law1;unban 2sl1me for the day of the robust torunament. law2;stipulation to remain unbanned for the rest of the days after are must win;aw3;also disclose what day the event will be in the thread prior to the event. chessmate admins
2slimes sucking 13monkeyscall it xenobiology
kino round
when is the robust tourney
erp tournament
>>2614484june 20th at 7 pm EST. wish i could participate again but i gotta work so i'm going to be in the peanut gallery
Euro round tomorow 7pm Central German Time
if its at june 20th 7pm est just unban 2wo 2limes so he can robust his way to being permanently unbanned.
>bomber harris
>>2614363sir, they come pre-ruffled. if you see them in any other state something has happened to her and you should call security and take her to medbay immediately
>playing the game doing my job normally >a vox or femstatic comes up and interacts with me>my dick twitches slightly
>>2613732failrp not to charge himGas yourself.
what's your "I consent to ERP" word?and what's your safe word
>>2612800>>2612870>>2613063The current SS14 split is literally two groups of psychologically identical insufferable neurotic trannies who can't be trusted with anything, that's how bad it is. They dominate like 95% of the userbase infra between them both, including the Russians who don't care because not speaking English means they're left alone (curiously it's also the majority of the userbase). It's funny because even the smallest split faction that wants to have an anarchic hub system is also trans.Pretty sure the only non-tranny faction is Armok's, but that's also the least interesting one
>>2614874armok the notorious troll? he has a server?
>>2614911Yeah, TraumaStation, they have their own SS14 launcher too. I get the feeling they're going to launch their own auth at some point since there are already other launchers that can do everything it does I think, but I don't really engage with the community besides laughing at the drama spikes, so it's just a guess.https://github.com/Trauma-Station/Trauma.LauncherThere's also SSB but they seem to have mostly dropped out of the competition, iirc PJB had a melty and dehubbed everyone on wizauth using SSBauth.
>>2614925>I don't really engage with the community besides laughing at the drama spikessame. ss14 is garbage so personally i don't care what happens either way, but dunking on trannies who strategically dehub competitors is a noble pursuit so i hope he comes out on top.
>>2615016I wouldn't be surprised if speciesism(lol) is rampant on the Russian servers, some Russian troll should do a search on the replay archives for the slurs or species exclusionary roles and get one of their big servers dehubbed for Hitler-adjacent behavior. Russians being forced into making their own auth would improve the game I think, somehow, maybe.
>>2615016it's hilarious seeing tranny-on-tranny violence. it's like sitting in a chair laughing at a room full of assistants fight
Bomber losing to 2slimes was the worst part of the last tournament though
>>2615248Actually seeing Bomber lose is always entertaining
why don't coders just pull stuff from older abandoned codebases, it's not like they're using them anymorei liked some of the shit hippie had like the material forge or the stands
>>2615291My guess is it's insane spaghetti to untangle, but I've never had a look
>>2615291there are many many things that could be porting from hippie. give me my god damn self surgery and i'll play low/dead pop again. there is no reason for /vg/ to not have it
>>2613626>>2613732>>2613990leon when will you discover that as a trader you have no rights whatsoever? you shouldnt leave the shuttle unless you want to sell stuffit would be one thing if you had a good track record but i see you tiding and throwing bolases at unsuspecting players all the time
>>2615469i wasn't mad about being killed, i was mad he was told that i had panacea and instead of grabbing it and reviving the people they were failing to fix and basically shoved them into a box and took them to the shuttle
>>2615494stop acting like a grey if you want people to trust you as a trader
>>2615512that isn't the point dude. he was told there were magic healing pills, threw in the towel for no reason, and took the laziest option when there was a lazy option right in front of him
>throws a bolas at you>kidnaps you>randomly tackles you like a grey>gets arrested every round>WTF? TAKE MY GIFT! TAKE MY GIFT!shitmins may have forgiven you but that doesnt mean i have to like your nigger static
>>2615533Have you considered they were taking an opportunity to kill you because you're a gay little baby?
Better dead than brought back by some stupid bird snake oilYou'd live out the rest of your days with salmonella shitting your guts out
>>2615592nobody said you had to, but if i tell you that there is something that could aid your endeavors and you completely ignore it i'm going to call you a fag>>2615601the killing is not the thing i take issue with, this is like the third time i've said this both here and on discord>>2615605perfectly fine opinion, just don't complain when i rob you of your credits and leave you dead on the floor
>>2615677>just don't complain when i rob you of your credits and leave you dead on the floorso you're going to give people more reasons not to like you out of spite? why not stay out of people's departments and gain player trust by doing a good job at selling shit (something you never do)
>>2615963you're just outright lying now for...what reason? i sell stuff all the time
>>2615986nigga you're never in your shuttle
Mom said everyone should be nice to each other.
>>2616002>in the middle of a delivery order after leaving the windoor open so customers can reach the bell>*ding* *ding *ding*>"just moment, will be right back to ship!">nobody is even on the ship when i get there, or they're trying to kill mei'm honestly tired of this rhetoric, i'm not going to be there 100% of the time. are you gonna bitch if i take trader to practice botany and never dock? i'm just trying to play the game just like you are
>>2616028This is why I always return the shuttle when I'm looking for buyers/trouble. Saves myself and any potential customers a bit of grief, and once I'm ready to deal out of the ship I can just shout it out on comms.
what servers we playan
>>2616028>are you gonna bitch if i take trader to practice botany and never dockno because at least then you'd be doing something
>>2613939Nice diner
>>2616125alright
>>2616138>>2613939I like these diners, but holy fuck do I hate it when chefs put everything behind the counter. I've died more than once because I couldn't pick up something to make starvation go away while antagman was nearby
Yeah alright just tell me what kind of chips you want
>>2616562You should eat once you see your hunger turn yellow instead of waiting 10 more minutes. That or ask the chef for a lunch box for later.
>>2616598>>2616138Comfy
sexmain is in the 13monkeyfiles
PJB
Gotta admit, I'm kinda surprised there are no star wars ss13 servers
vox milking table
>>2617013what else do you need other than eswords and the sith bundle? stormtrooper security guards? replace vox with gungans? add jedi to the list of chaplain religions? but yeah, I'm surprised too, it seems like it'd be easy enough to do a half assed version.
>>2617013because star wars is mid and star trek mogs, hence deep space 13
i miss timmy
>>2617473Why do players turn into massive faggots the moment they switch their species to vox? Even femstatics have a better track record.
mom said everyone can come swim in the pool but you have to wear floaties and be nice to each other
>>2614911>>2614925>notorious trollthey're literally snowflakes>dumbass scientist decides to threaten my mmi brain by implanting it into a kobold because I didn't do what he wanted me to (no I wasn't silicon)>I jokingly say he's trying to kobold vore me>has a melty about vore and "racism" because i crack another joke.>get banned for mentioning vorengmi, the guy leading the server also forces everyone to appeal via dicksword, and does cancerous youtube normieslop promo videos. Now that they don't have to abide by the main troon dictatorship, will they get rid of the snowflake "no speciesism, no racism, no "transphobic" content" bullshit? I can sure as hell bet you they won't.
>>2618051Who knows, the problem is that even if you set up your own server, hub and auth most of the users will still come from the other auths, and all it takes is a tranny melty to begin the entropic death of your project when you get siloed. They also police the English servers obsessively and even places like Goob have been in trouble before for speciesism iirc.There's a reason every server is totally inoffensive furry fagslop with a dozen different species that only add slight gameplay changes and totally wreck the social deducation part of the game.
>>2617539he literally edated a trans man who he would erp with for 8+ hours a day before becoming vox main
Speciesist furry only server
>>2618174t. 13krommys
>>2618627Where's the lie though?
>>2616839
2slime
>know its op round because of missing 4 people from number playing>have to go through the motions and pretend to set up power knowing it doesn't matterhow it feels
but it does matter jobby its your job
>>2619265one must imagine sisyphus happy
>/tg/ post round>someone getting bwoinked>it literally doesnt even matter because they have 60+ pop anywayunban arcteryx444 and unban doldrums
>>2619380nah he deserved the perma for metagaming
>cm post round>someone getting bwoinked>takes fucking 25 minutes because no party involved speaks competent english and it has to go through 3 layers of bureaucracy before they can write the notefree my nigga nuclearcellphoneg btw
vg station like the KKK nigga Kumkar Kumikov and Khumkov
nigga 13monkeys think a quarter past 11 is 11:25happy juneteenth
>greytided implanted by cargo>cargo wants to do a mass shooting>set up a private comms channel and disable the primary station comms>all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run baby run>manage to against the odds take down command and security, give all access to cargo with our trophy captains ID>declare the station under the control of cargonia>subvert the ai but mess it up and purge it>absolute chaos ensues, die from internal bleeding>get revived and station is a nightmare>shuttle turns into an unholy murder nightmareThanks cargo for making that round memorable
>readyup for sec>End up saving wheelchair officer from a grey shirt>End up caving the trader's skull in after she caved In School's>Watch over him until some more stuff I need to take care of>By the time I'm back by the brig, Schlomo is dead again>Cargo on a murder spree, ff the set and die alongside him>Eventually revived by some miracle, taken to brig>Warden still alive, Bob shafton there as well>Oh well, get a riot suit, shield and shotty>No backpack so have to store shells in belt doc saved>Oops no internals, my time is limited>Follow the warden following a shardbombing>Plasma in Central hallway, too>Station outta air>Warden wants me to stun some possible Cargonians, mime ends up being a ling>Unload shell after shell of buckshot, see the text in the air>Have to swap to reload twice, it's chasing the warden>End up getting its attention and an onlooker joins in>Gun it down after two reloads of point-blank backshots>Can't cremate it but we put it in there>Lungs finally give out, spend time dying until I succumb and the shuttle arrivesI kinda missed these high energy rounds as sec, but no way I'm doing them back-to-back, especially after the ops round right before
i can honestly and truthfully say that i had fun with bob today
>>2619958i felt really bad about that round. people need to stop greytiding me if they have a plan. i am not robust, i am not crew, if you want my trader stuff just kill me if you want items on the ship and dont want to pay.
Sirs, a new PBJ announcement just dropped.
>>2620233Fake Wizden couldn't even get a lawyer to draft a C+D to send to PJB I don't know why both of them continue the legal larp
>>2620233grok sum this all up in three sentences
>>2620233not even sexmainiacs deleted banrequest was this unhinged
>>2613582>never messed with the TEG, it feels so shitin what universeit's the objectively best engine on /vg/
>>2620415idk never used it, feels lame and boring
nu fags use that teg shit. thats for tugging your winer at birdfags. real niggas use singulo exclusively yall r gay i swear
its actually crazy that some of you will never experience a peak 2012 round. good.
real niggas use AME too dont get it fucked up
Played since 2014Never been too bad or too metagame-ish to warrant specific complaintsSeems like everyone enjoys or either doesnt remind my company
>>2620469You used to be able to log in on any time of the day and there would be players
I'm watching the world cupTurkey vs Paraguay and it's like Insectoid vs Vox?
>>2620233No matter what none of them want to decentralize auth under any circumstances, despite auth-oritarianism causing them like 90% of their "harassment", "doxxing" and external drama. It's solely so they can keep ideological control of downstreams too. Jezithyr is literally unemployable because xe tried cracking the alt-hub SSMV host's smut game in retaliation for trying to decentralize it. Literally just stop being a sperg libtard to solve most of your problems.The only way to do a centralized auth like this is with actual Lummox style moderation. We haven't even reached the end point of people faking evidence and false flagging against rival servers yet.
>>2620233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYtjBCzXvEgimps in control trvst the Bieter
>>2620233
Is it okay if I sometimes have sex (not SS13 affiliated)?
Robust Tourney tomorrow at 5pm. Be there
>>2620644It's certainly not OK to post gooks.
>>2620653In anime chicks are Asian
>>2619380don’t fucking scare me like that with saying doldrums is banned
I hope we all are ready for the tournament tomorrow, as usual we have reached out to the banned players and have allowed them to join if they so wish to either shorten or lengthen their bands depending on how they do. 2slime, aerodynamix, Nipples are some names to look out for. We will also be granting a player a free ERP pass for one round and access to the admin bedroom and a plus one to whoever they want to invite. The catch is it will be broadcasted to the crew on televisions.Be there tomorrow!
>>2620529I used to be able to log in KEK then the trannies took over
>>2620740>you know what you didwtf did he do nigga? is this a hoax? when do our unbans go into effect
qrd one why they nipples banned
sorry i called you guys trannies ironically i didnt think you guys could actually be and since i know now i take back any disrespect
when some chud genuinely sends a tenor gif to the discord so i have to ban the next three people that arrive to the station as assistant to prevent a crashout on my mom upon exiting the basement for my daily ration of tendies and mtn dew
they call him bob shafton because he bobs on shafts
>>2621193We all doWe are all bob shafton
We bob on the shaft
who's winning robust tourney 3nervequeer quit vg so not sure who's going to take xer place
nervere gas
is there going to be a half-time show of the most unrobust people slap-fighting like tards? what would be your dream line-up for like a 3v3?
Say something nice about these girls Easymode: doldrumsNormal difficulty: wolfskie Veteran level: reimusarmpitLegendary mythic finalBoss: 2slimes
!BONUSROUND! : comrade”the shaft”havoc
>>2621440doldrum draws some amazing stuffwolfskie is a real sweetheart but can kick some ass if neededreimnusarmpit is very fun to riff back and forth with, always up to something wacky2slimes i don't know well enough to. i think he was pretty funny in the discord
Tanks anon
abort the discord
travel back in time to abort space_jokes
>>2620466sorry chud /tg/ nuked singulo and tesla from their downstream code since they were "too laggy" on "extended rounds"genuinely fuck /tg/ for normalizing 3 hour rounds.
>>2620233>you have made a illegal copyNigger, the code is OPEN SOURCE, what the fuck are these troons fighting over?Why do they keep whining about stealing and "muh illegal copy" when the shit's right there on github to make your own auth server with? I dunno, its good that newfags have to deal with the retarded fallout of this right when youtube cancer was about to bring a gayer ssethtide where all the newfags are unrobust underage b& children instead of people actually interested in the game, apparently people still moan about ss14 being "too confusing", like holy shit just hit the spaceman until he's horizontal.
why did the ss14 troons have a falling out
>>2621696I think what xe means is the database containing all of the accounts needed for the authenticator since you need that to connect to a server. This is where the whole bitching thing started from. The engine and game itself aren't as important as some thing they are since everyone can fork the game (Goob, Starlight, any fork really) and the engine (SSMV) but you need an account to use the auth server and people are concerned who actually controls the data.
>>2621701xe's hub control got threatened over,I don't use pisscord but troon 1 (PJB) was the ((project head)), and his maintainers were tired of being slaves for xer or something, so PJB tried holding the auth servers hostage and got the game's backend to be nuked for a day or something before other people just threw up auth backups, now xe is bitching about xir control over all the servers being threatened. I really wish it was just like BYOND from the start where the devs of ss14 didn't fucking control all the servers or had a majority stake in the hub, would have less shitflinging that way.
