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Finn "karrigan" Andersen has won approximately 38 to 40 premier and major championship events across a decorated 19-year Counter-Strike career (spanning CS 1.6, CS:GO, and CS2).
I hate how we can hear when the players used the chat, can't know what they say
>karrigan raped my favourite team/player 15 years ago and I'm still angryincredible levels of autism and traumaThis is why they refuse to name their team(s)/player(s)It would reveal they are 40 year old uncs
so lucky they lined up
nice call
I'm still trying to understand that paypal play, it was so retarded it's shameful that it was made in stage 3. Not only was that position the worst to hold as an awper, the obvious strategy when playing a 2v1 postplant is to stick together. Not to mention that Niko could've come through mid and the bomb wasn't planted for him. Genuinely unbelievable.
AIEEEEE danedog/vatnikbros, we're getting raped by hated israelisSave us Kyxsama
we're coming back, bros
business idea. models standing in the smoke should produce a coughing sound
>ohne looking roughdid he dig into his fent supply
>>2580024bro on lan bros winning
>>25800240-3 into jl buyout
lmao
>paypal trying to pull a 'Woo
nika boutta lose with 30 bobms
>>2579979why isn't ts nigga wearing his falcons jersey?fake ass fan
eastern european countries by top player and hltv rankrussia : 1 (donk)estonia : 5 (ropz)israel : 7 (xertioN)ukraine : 8 (w0nderful)slovakia : 15 (frozen)romania : 25 (FUT)serbia : 31 (NiKo)lithuania : 34 (dziugss)latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)bealrus : 49 (TN1R)hungary : 61 (torzsi)poland : 83 (jcobbb)
>>2580029mouz already won their first match retard
zonic fuming
>>2580028>>2579883>>2580038>>2580046KWAB!!!!!!!
@0042goatko is a proud bosnian
>"they should save" - Moses
they got way too horny after that first kill
I'm not rooting for G2, I'm rooting against Falcons
>>2580056honestly 4v5 retake on inferno is a huge risk nertz bailed them out, 2 tec9s + 1 ak in that narrow entrance goes in falcons' favor 99% of the time
>>2580053https://forebears.io/surnames/kova%C4%8D
failcuckolds
>>2580062shalom
How do you say "fat hippo" in your language?
The lion does not concern himself with getting frags.
>>2580079gros hippopotame
>>2580079He sits upon his muddy throne,A traitor to the bone.The heaviest beast you'll ever see,As ugly as a toad can be.With skin like wrinkled, dirty lead,And massive jaws that demand to be fed,He turned his back on every friend,To plot a foul, deceitful end.A wobbling mound of greed and spite,He sneaks around the swamp at night.The fat, unfaithful, hideous beast,Who traded trust to join the feast.
>>2580015stfu silver
>>2580079Du Missgeburt
kyousuke is a playoffs guy
>>2580079fed flodhest
>Ghost of rapemas past : Karrigan >Ghost of rapemas present: Donk Ghost of rapemas yet to come :
GG2
>>2580093the word is future, jeet
Fattigan was constantly calling into stacks
NO REFUND BTW
GHOST OF RAPEDMAS NOW: B0TNIGGAN KEK KWAB!!!!!!uglygganrattiganhippogganbrownigganjewigganrapedigganfrauddiganKWABigank0rrig0nkarrib0tb0tnigganfatnigganbackstabigganfaggotloseriggankarriweightgaindementigganbrowniggan
still believing
>>2580098ESL trap sprunghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_of_Christmas_Yet_to_Come
goat rifler
>lifegame out of your mind in a way you haven't done for 2 years at least>your teammates shit themselvesSuch is the Niko's life.
hello my team is so shit in these games i can't carry these garbage fucking russians in faceshit why does faceshit let them queue with humans????
>>2580098It's a dogshit meme anon is trying to force but please shut your mouth and stop trying to incorrectly correct
>>2580106NO REFUNDS KWAB!!!!!!!!
so Niko just wasted one of his "back to prime" maps on a lose yeah this will be a comfy 1-3 exit for Falcons in the groups
>>2580107>40 year old man still seething about rape from a decade agoindescribably grim
YOUR OWNPERSONALRAPIST
>>2580112go make a cs2 thread. This one is for cs2 esports
>>2580113it's paconershe's lashing out against the rape kwab
The Danish scoreboard anchor
>>2580112Same
>0.60
>>2580110>>2580112>6-17>pronounced: six-seven(teen)
we're a dust2 team and ancient team
ashamed to name his favorites because it would exposed how old and pathetic he is kek
>>2580129
>>2580110loud, smelly and headbutting everything?
>>2580126when will the "igl doesn't need to frag" meme die
why is donk such a tease :§
>schizoner saving screencaps with long names from ages agoKWAB RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED KWAB!!!!!!!!!>>2580110>>2580112HOLY FUCK HE'S SO DOGSHIT KWABAKAWKAJWAKJAWKWAAKAJWKAK NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS
>>2580134It will die with karrigan. When a NiKo lifegame doesn't get you a win you really need to reconsider your career.
>>2580135why don't spirit pull out new jerseys? are their fans that poor?
>6-17
>>2580142>are their fans that poor?If your audience is underage russians I think it's fair to say yes they are too poor.
furia raped b8 btw
FURIA looking FRESHFalcons looking fucked
goddamn, karriGOAT keeps solidifying my fandom>got his major>got his bag>ensured niko never wins anythingwhat a king
so uh... karrigans falcons rating went down again
N O R E F U N D SOREFUNDS
>>2580142Its because the fans are too rich, they have so much orders they have to finish that off.Spirit jerseys are always sold out.Funny thing is only XXL and XXXL are available.opposite of Teams like faze.
>>2580147>>2580148RIP 1/2 0-3 pick
Hey non-believers, keep sucking that cock. Get ready for a Falcons 2-1
>>2580142why would they need new jerseys?
>>2580135
>>2580137Don't have a stroke old man
>>2580161easy way to make money
>Hey non-believers, keep sucking that cock. Get ready for a Falcons 2-1
>>2580164I'll stroke it to whatever I want paconer, and right now I'm stroking it to hippo rape.
does he have an intellectual disability? it kinda looks like down syndrome.
>>2580168>easy way to make moneyThey are fucking bookie sponsored lol. Merch is a droplet in a big ass ocean compared to that. E-sports isn't real sports.
This thread is a testament to the danger of using 4chan for too long. Imagine being so old you still have grudges from 2 decades ago
>>2580175in the earlier days he actually looks humanbut hippofeed turned him into mush
>>2580176still. you always have to find a way to make more money.
I'm like getting actually frustrated by watching falcons play. Same vibes as utilitiless spirit from 2025 with donk eating 80 util damage on ancient every round mid.
>>2580175down syndrome kids have a richer vocabulary than "wee woo wee woo" variants, it has to be something worse
When does faze play
Forum thread: FATTIGAN WASHED | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153307/fattigan-washedForum thread: Midnesy not found | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153301/midnesy-not-foundForum thread: KICK NIKO | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153312/kick-nikoForum thread: karrigan beyond washed | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153305/karrigan-beyond-washedForum thread: KARRIGOAT | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153313/karrigoatForum thread: Karrigan | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153302/karriganForum thread: karrigan | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153309/karriganForum thread: karrigan | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153306/karrigankeeeeeeeeeeek
it's okay to lose first game. wer'e warming up.
>>2580184Special Showmatch at the Playoffs
>>2580185nice craft + tag bro
>>2580184they are waiting in the grand finals
>>2580185just stay there you disgusting thread shitter
>>2580184Stage 4
>>2580185What were the years of peak rape for you?
lel danedogs turning against their own kwab!>>2580193thanks but its not mine, some other based anon posted it last thread
What causes this level of trauma?
>>2580168they have infinite money already
>>2580201holy larp hahaha fuck off
hltv shitters now come and shit magog threadstruly grim
>>2580185noones cares about hltv
sneaky sunpayus
>shatters all confidence of the 10 gazilion dollars "superteam"nothing personnel, saudis
>>2580110Reminder: 2 frags were from the first pistol roundKEKAROOOOOO
bitches aint ready for this
AY LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2580203Nah
some deeply mindraped schizos in herereminds me of third worlders still regurgitating shit about messi vs ronaldo
>>2580175danish genes
those mofos just want to bleed the saudis dry
oh no no no danedogbros, not like this
it's literally impossible to be more shit than Falcons in second round conversions
>>2580218>he says while using danish technology to post
he cant shoot he cant call the same problems with Faze are here no cohesion on T side no structured calls and defaults like what is even going on and Analysts need to stop fucking writing off every falcons match as an *IDC IT WAS A VERY ENTERTAINING MATCH*Jcobb wasnt the problem clearly he just doesnt know how to use entry players and cant deal with lurkers, If the lurker is not Ropz who does everything himself he is shit. Karrigan literally just relies on superstars making their own mid round decisions
>>2580216>kraut forced to shill for g2 out of holocaust shamekek
extremely well-timed smoke push from the heavy
>you're gonna be here all week for stage 3?>silencekek
>>2580228are all "certain players" from a "certain region" just buttplug cheaters?
>>2580233you think heavygod would be able to feel the vibrations? dude just had good timing
Reminder:https://www.hltv.org/news/44529/karrigan-interview-leaving-faze-joining-falcons-and-first-impressions>When we have to look at Falcons and what we're doing in the project, okay, we're looking at Singapore Major-fatt "fattiggan" fatterson
>>2580235oh my god
Haters have been real quiet since Karrigan just eco fragged this round
>>2580235>more hltv postinggreatyou're really making this thread a better place, turning it more and more into that cesspit
Finn 'karrigan' Andersen0-10 -10.10% 16.5 54.5% 0.36t side masterclass . same with teses , hes cant anchor on ct and deadweight on T side ..
Maybe get some Twitter post in the mix as well?
>long pop>teses enters, whiffs and dies alone>kyousuke enters 3 seconds later, instantly gets domed>karrigan enters 1.5 second later and gets domed even fastergoat igl masterclass
>team isreal vs team saudi oil moneyCan both teams lose? Wake me up when spirit navi starts
>>2580240it's a quote fatty cocksucker keeeeek
>handsome>humble>can actually call>can actually frag
>handsome
>>2580259>hello?>yeah sorry bro my bad can you come back?>huh? what do you mean no refunds?
lmao karrigan is so fucking badhow did people get so traumatized by a fat shitty dane
monesy lucked out there, he's been whiffing a fuckload again, fix this boy or sell him to liquid
>>2580264Heavygod threw that, he just had to stall and wait for the teammate
>>2580259אל תדאג אחי אני אנקום אותך
I don't buy that this seethe is really about karrigan, it's too patheticI think people are afraid of another russian twink
>>2580262kek b0tniggan's one true cocksucker calls him a fat shitty dane0 fans keeeeeek
WHAT IS PAYPAL DOING
>>2580274i never said karrigan was good, i said you've got severe rape trauma from him and are angry about danes because of your inferiority to themit's pathetic being so angry about someone so bad, you must be very old or very fat to have these strong opinionsi've been watching cs2 for months now and he's not good so the rape lies in your deep past
not reading allat paconer kwab seethie cuck meltie
>>2580281Matchfixing
wtf was that from hunter lol
fat or old? or both?
>>2580293>>2580292honestly it doesn't seem that far fetched why else would they do this random retarded shit?
donk proves IGL is a fake role you don't need
ARE YOU TOUCH FAITH YET, ANON?
>>2580293>>2580298>>2580292they're paid by hasbara, they won't matchfix they'll get punished severely by the israeli government if they did
damn this shit esl stream keeps buffering
lowk I'm going to sleep, G2 got this
>>2580301I'm indian btw apparentlylol
why is twitch chat allowed to use POGGERS with a hard R
*IndianJeetchads own this genny
>fat old neet going to bed at nooncan't make this shit up
>falcons dominate>thread dies
>>2580312I was just referencing my spelling errorI'm not a mouz fan
I'm Aussie you fat cunt.
>I'm [indian]We know.
>>2580322My condolences mister Lee
damn 10-2 on T side? looking good for the finnster
You're retarded if you think I'm going to miss failcl0wn's rape paconer.
>>2580357If only his health was 12
>>2580329>finnsterplease don't let this become a meme.... I heard he even started sucking nigger dick
>You think we can't choke a 10-2 lead?>Watch this.
what were the years of peak rape by danes for you?
too greedy, teses
Who do you guys think is the current owner of the moniker "le tank"? HeavyGod, maybe blamef (he baits too much)
>>2580383based baltGODS raping all other slavs
>>2580383honestly I skipped it. I became a normie right after cloud9 won, then I came back quickly, I saw the scoped rifles were the meta, I said nevermind. truly came back to counter strike after covid. didn't live the astralis domination.
wow sunpayus sucks so much its insane
>niko ct-side calling making the game excitingthanks nikoI was fearing a blowout
>>2580400Show us your Major sticker.
>karrigan went from from 9-6 to 9-14LMFAO
>>2580383only two players there are not togglers and they are not danedogs
>The peak years of the Danish team Astralis in Counter-Strike were 2018 and 2019. During this era—widely recognized as the most dominant dynasty in CS:GO history—they secured a record four Major championships and held the #1 spot on HLTV's team ranking for a staggering 406 consecutive days8 years of rapeseetheno wonder it's so mentally ill
>>2580405
>>2580410low level competition, vita era is much stronger
uh
hated russians teach them their place :)
Dumb fucking niggers holy shit they almost choked a 10-2 lead
kino move by monesy lolmolly v molly
hunter throwing clutches today
can this boringslop end i need my navi spiritkino
>>2580424if this is boring to you just go watch brits vs turks(on stream b, not northern ireland)
>>2580428theres literally 0 good players in these 2 choker teams
>>2580434then go touch grass, loserimagine actively watching something you don't enjoy
>>2580438i'm not watching this crap yes
Falcons will get absolutely fucked on ancient due to starting on t or something.
why the fuck is ohne letting these stupid segments play
>>2580469rejuicer in progress
team falCOONS
>>2580226He does it out of comradery
why the fuck doesnt kyogoat have armor
SUNGOATUS
>>2580450On CT*
uh i dont think we're making t side comeback it's so fcking over
>>2580494touch faith, bro
nice try from the skinny jew
BYE BYE FAILKEKS
>jew on jew violencelooool
HeavyGOD
so uh he got 4 kills in pistol right
With Jews, you win!
jitu are throwing
I think ct is falcon's best side on this map btw.
>>2580524cousin on cousin violence
I really hate this stupid flashy twink he needs to get humbled
>go pee>karrigan goes apedamn...
>fattigan using the same M4S skin as meNo wonder our gameplay looks alike
>>2580563dw niko humbles him in bed every day
>watching a bunch of nerds playing a videogame tournament when the fifa world cup is literally startingWhat are you chudcels doing here? Don’t you have family, friends or a girlfriend to hang out with to watch the wc with?You’re not a loser are you?
CAVE'S CLOSED
karrigan MASTERCLASS incoming!!!!
>>2580571i dont care about sports
>>2580571the World Cup is in a shitty timezone for Europe, i'll only be watching my country until the knock out stage
>>2580571how about you fuck off back to /sp/ frogfag
Carrygan humbling Richard “tranny penis sucker” Lewis, hltv and reddit shitters all at once
>not even thinking a guy can come caveside
>>2580587Don't count your chickens before they hatch.Also we call /ourguy/ Richard "Reigning Hell in a Cell Champion" Lewis thank you very much
why is hunter smiling? he said his biggest dream is niko winning a major.
>>2580601that was before niko betrayed him
>>2580601>winning a majorIn Singapore.
>>2580601he can win as a coach or analyst
>>2580571/sp/ mods are no fun allowed
those who bless the obese will be blessed
HEAVYDADDY!
heavyCHAD
holy shitfat jew just demolished them
hasbara toggling a bit too hard
HEAVYGOATEAVYGOAT
LMAO you can't take this shit seriously
JESUS
>ego peeks>losesuch is life for the falcon
right after this match finalizes, will be the only time you can get a cheap falcons souveniryou have been warned
heavygod was robbed of top 20 confirmed
>>2580635>falcons souvenirWhy would I want that tho?
>>2580637because its gonna 10x in price once monesy wins the major
Sunpayus pls
damn these hippo calls are SPICY
so we're losing to g2 now huh
we?
>>2580640>once monesy wins the major>oncelol not on Falcons he isn't
IT'S SLIPPINGTHE NOOSE IS SLIPPING KARRIGAN
>>2580599that balding retard had to move back home to the desolate wastes known as bongland because of the election lmao
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
fucking sunpayus
>getting stuck in the cuck cave
>>2580658>what is a work visa
>>2580676he was in the process of permanent residency. literally bought an apartment and everything
>>2580686Based Trump denying baldlets entry
Thank you huNterVery important
karrigan 1 kill this half
>>2580707the N stands for nice guy right?
OT faze style?please
>>2580711Respect your elders
cave again ool
>>2580715FUCK YEAH
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame niko, we can blame karrigan, we can praise G2's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Zonic and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the post season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in playoffs for that matter. Not playing like this.
ridiculous
Fucking hell g2
so fuck close
The Lion ROARS
KARRIGAN???
nt lion
>3 people scared of Karrigancome on..
how tf did monesy get matys? I was 100% sure he was dead
>>2580727>/fug/
What fucking voodoo priest does Karrigan pray to that his matches are always a wild ride?
>>2580750and they don't even show it... ffs
>>2580757whatever demon those magic rocks conjure up
yeah neither of these teams make playoffs, what a pile of shit
please stop giving kyousuke the bomb
-sunpayus desu
kyousuck keeps griefing bomb like its faceit
kyousuke is fucking retarded holy shit
>where we're going, we don't need regulation
>>2580781
>>2580769>>2580773>>2580777>they are unaware of the plant intimidation strat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
OT2 btw
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA BABYLETS GO FINN "THE LION" ANDERSEN
Maybe it's for the best... Surely G2 will kick PayPal now...
#FalconsAreHere
good game
FALCONS UPFALCONS UPFALCONS UPFALCONS UP
>>2580792not yetkarrigan has to warm them up to it slowly. Get them used to the stress
so uh, was g2 good or falcons bad?
easy falcons win, never had a doubt
those mofos getting away with it again
slopgame over?
>celebrating a win over G2
so ez for Falcons
EASY AS FUCK FOR USTHE TROON IS SHAMBLES
Shit performance desu.
>>2580804g2 is arguably top 6 or 7 right now
finally time for some good CS
is sunpaypal actually le good?
The Lion uses the headset to hide his bald spot.
never doubted my goat igl, my goat rifler, my baby goat, my next donk and teses
>>2580811DUDE
>7th major>3 playoffs
>>2580809lol>13th 1673 valve points
navi is likely gonna lose this onet. navi enjoyer
makazze boutta humble those frauds
I WAS BROKEN FROM A YOUNG AGE, TAKING MY SULKIN' TO THE MASSESWRITING MY POEMS FOR THE FEW THAT LOOK AT ME, TOOK TO ME, SHOOK AT ME, FEELIN' MESINGING FROM HEARTACHE FROM THE PAIN, TAKING MY MESSAGE FROM THE VEINSSPEAKING MY LESSON FROM THE BRAIN, SEEING THE BEAUTY THROUGH THE...PAIN! YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVER!PAIN! YOU BREAK ME DOWN, YOU BUILD ME UP, BELIEVER, BELIEVER!PAIN, OH, LET THE BULLETS FLY, OH, LET THEM RAINMY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY DRIVE, IT CAME FROMPAIN! YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVER!
>>2580825LET'S GO NAII
>>2580825don't really care who wins, but I guess I'll watch it anywayhope donk puts up some highlights, 'cause I don't see the other 9 being very entertaining
>>2576949>>2578748eat a bag of dicks retard
EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US
Easy for us
>>2580830your meme game is shitgive up
>Vitality - 9z no matter what happens nextnoice, relatively easy 2-0 on the cards
>>2580837Legacy game
>>2580845I don't feel so good vitality bros. 9z can cook.
>>2580830your meme game is greatkeep it up
>shiro chucklingoh boy, navi are in for a rough day
>best match of the day over 2 hours behind scheduleepic
>>2580848who cares about that event? winning it would be less prestigious than even pgl bucharest or whatever it was they got last year, you were humbled after posting the same old stale shit as you do every time falcons play g2, willing to cheer for actual idf soldiers to own the "oil money" team kek
>>2580868bro, you care way too much about some random retard on an anonymous image board
>>2580868>pgl bucharest or whatever it was they got last yearbe respectful for Falcons'only trophy in history
time for 26-0
how inclusive of spirit to have a girl (male)
400k for 1st place is just about as high as things go outside EWC/Cologne
just give the win to spirit already and 5.00 rating to donk
>>2580874hardly, he posted about it like 20 times in the past 2 weeks and it's the first time I bother replying
>picking 3 desert mapsso straight up they just want to lose to bonk, sheeish
ZOV
>>2580825I have them both in 3:1/3:2 so whatever happens, happens
>>2580864>already overnavisissies.......
>>2580185kwab get rapedkarrigan wins again
>>2580911>vibecodinghope you get cancer too
why don't teams stack 3 at b on dust and inferno?literally no downside
>>2580921hope you like A entries
>tfw hes about to slime you
not a good start ukranesisters
goddamn, navi getting rekt
>A>FUCKING>FROG
oh the world cup is starting right now, neat
>>2580911they really are awful, I always mute and change tab during them, real shit grounded in reality like the player profiles or interviews are nice but when they try to force hype or sadness like the thing with dupreeh in kato final it's always awkward and falls flat
>m0k5zze
did valve get pros to stop using the legal wallhack shitgraph? donk used to have it enabled but doesn't now
donk saved cs
>all it took for spirit to utterly dominate the scene is learning to flash
LMAOIT WAS 3V5
LOLGod I love watching this team get fucked
"zontix gets three kills"moses: "TN1R TN1R TN1R"
>ynr /ma/gog/ calling for tn1r's head immediatelybaka senpai
losing to spirit on dust2 isn't exactly the end of the world, but didn't they have two whole days to anti-strat?
>>2580950it's always funny seeing how brown the tranime posters arethey have never recovered from /pol/ winning
>>2580888told u so
>get two kills>throw the rest of the round
>>2580891legacy game
>another 3v5 chokelmao
kekyPOW!
holy rape
coaches are importa~
Makazee asleep?
i want spirit to win but falcons winning would be funny for the schizo melties here
>>2580992>hally gonna come back and sit quiet the whole time
>>2580977>losing to spirit on dust2 isn't exactly the end of the worldnever mindlosing 0-13 would definitely be a bad look
>>2580974sorry but I can't make myself like this type of face
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
>ohne : lock in habibikek you know the denizens here must be seething about arabic becoming part of regular slang
>>2581006for who? retards and children?
wasn't Navi supposed to be second best team in the world?
>>2581011that'd be faze
>3 timeouts remainingcan they even call one? the frog solo carrying
>>2581011that was mouz
10 IS ALL THEY GET
the comeback starts NOW
>>2581011no that's vitality
navi got one?total humiliation avoided I guess
>>2581001Better get used to it.
if i want to get back into CS, but hate cheaters, is Valorant a viable option? i don't mind having chinese spyware inserted up my ass if it means less cheaters
SHARTkazze
>>2581015>>2581017nvm jab jabbich too strong
>>2581022mooda hit rank #1think about that, vanguard does nothing for you than slow down your pc, causes bluescreens and collects data for FREE
>>2581022The fuck? No just play faceit like a normal person. They're both kernel anticheats, valorant only has better marketing (propaganda)
>>2581022Play faceit?
>>2581022>i don't mind having chinese spyware inserted up my ass if it means less cheatersinsanely raped mindset
>>2581026>>2581027>>2581030yeah faceit seems like the best option, thanks>>2581032nigga i'm old, first time i played cs was 1999, you get to a point where you've run into one too many cheaters
>>2581021honestly, as a mongolian, I am actually very sorry for the actions of my ancestors for creating million mutts across the euroasia I wish we just stayed in China and Northeast
we are blessed to be watching cs in the donk erawhose got that scatter plot where he's literally off the chart
>retards are willingly downloading spyware and recommend it to other retardsamazing
w0ndergoat is already popping off in this map with these chokers, imagine in playoffs
i swear spirit improved their utility and they became good
navibros...
>>2581022yes valorant is better + is actually optimized
>>2581051to avoid cheaters yeah
guys?
>>2581062Goat makazze predicting the final score
>>2581062YOU READY?
>>25810627 - 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjBXK_bMBYM
>>2581068niko goes in the good/bad>>2581068
>>2581062love how na`vi is just a rainbow team of the butthurt belt kek
Remeber that fraud """"analysts"""" will tell you that iM is the worst tier1 player that can't frag...
>>2581068>baltbros>goodwhom other than ropz?
>>2581062>7-6
>>2581062>dominated by zont1x award
>>2581057you're the perfect cattle, people like you are why everyone's privacy is getting more and more raped with the majority eating up the poor justifications for it
>>2581075good point
spirit are cheating. even fucking zontix got a 2+ rating.the fact that none of their coaches wanted to be present proves me they're cheating.
>>2581085don't care, hate cheaters
>>2581082they're ~6M and ropz is the best non-russian eastern european + the others here>>2580042poland is ~37M and comes in at roughly low 80sper capita the baltics mog hard
>>2581089what part of eastern europe are you from
>>2581093russia
>>2581075>>2581087niko produces seethe thoughneeds to be someone inconsistent that nobody gets mad about
>>2581093that's irrelevant
>>2581095Snax?
navi barely beat a hung over practice less vitality, they thought they were hot shits
goat
>>2581102
>>2581102man, just realized people used to say "s0mple greatest of all time"they must have been big fan of snails
>>2581107
>>2581095does he? i thought it was just people laughing at him
>>2581111what?
>>2581092okay so it's one playerbroky sucksjl suckswho else do they even have
spirit is dogshit at anubis btw
>>2581125this is the map donk frags the most on face it tho
>>2581115>>2581111dont fight here have a rare donk
>>2581125does that matter
>>2581128great mia malkova impression
what magix just did is exactly what every so often.i cook but my enemies escape my clutches
>hyped to watch a clash>it's a rape
>>2581158what made you think this would be a clash and not a rape?
honestly kind of sad, navi cant even win when they catch donk off guard and get entry and have 5v4 or 5v3 with donk dead
>>2581161because I thought that both teams were frauds being on a fake flukey good form.
goated read by donk holy shit
>spirit have finally lost 13 rounds
where is makako i thought he was goated
navi is free money blade is the goat believe
100k views>>2581176turns out, zweight was right
herro
>>2581176the only person that said that is mauisnake
>>2581184brownsnake loves his own people
yo did you guys see that? wonderful's buy menu was pink wtf
>>2581190he needs to be spanked
>>2581190he is transforming from twink to gay bear
why tf did aleksi go for that? and he didn't even really try, he just walked into his death
holy fuck its as if spirit plays with WH, they know everything im genuinely impressed
wonderfull??????????
Spirit is ONLY winning rounds on firepower. Their strats are 100% b0tbrained. Aleksib is absolutely crushing them, but they get owned by pure firepower
>9-3
>>2581213monkey style
It's a t sided map, I wouldn't worry too much
>>2581213It's summer he's got melons on his mind
>>2581213>still better than zweihlol
>>2581201they shouldn't have sold that round against sh1rocould have been a comfy 7-5 half instead of this
>>2581219zweih and makazze need to fistfight, fuck this game
>>2581213>I don’t crumble under pressure, I dissolve
overcooked, why didnt they commit to middle A push? and on that full eco round, im pretty sure magixx had pop flash set up for cave, but again, did not commit.weird decisions
son im crine
>>2581237you're a little gay nigger is what you are
bastards blew away magix grenades LMAO
holy shit spirit cant play mirage
>>2581248hard to play mirage in anubis
>>2581248uh i meant anubis
DOOOOOOOOONK MY BOOOOOOY
iM running and shooting classic
donk :)
Russia 2-0)))
There was only ONE player in NAVI who won in duels vs Donk and that was iM
>>2581280This is why iM must stay for 2+ more years
>>2581280Is it because he was third in the line?
>>2581280all aim no brain
>>2581280hang yourself retard
spirit and vitality playing at the same time tomorrow
>>2581292why must esl do this to us...
>>2581177wasted dubs lol
>>2581297
>>2581292makes sense to pair low viewership with high viewership
when challenged with facts that contradict his worldview, the inferior intellect lashes out >>2581289
>>2581299>>2581297
>>2581320get that fraud out of here
>>2581321Hally is still the coach guys.
n0vi
>>2581323https://www.hltv.org/coach/26381/jab-jabich
anyone has the webm of niko touching monesy?
>>2581327GROPEko
>>2581325
All the good guys won today
>>2581297huge drop already
>>2581320donk's hips don't lie
>>2581082YEKINDAR_PORNSTAR
>>2581344>donk is a good guy, every time he sees me he shouts "poland forward">hes so small i could eat him with one bite
>>2581333kekd and checked thanks m8
>>2581333jacked and cumedthanks m8
honestly falcons betboom feels like 60/40i can see either team just collapse and just lose quick 0-2but falcons has godesy and surely he farms zorte so still advantage for falcons
>>2581383navi legacy in 0-1 bracket is an interesting onecan easily see navi going down 0-2 considering they've lost twice to legacy this year
>>2581284So I went back and counted direct duels between them in this series:rifles: 4 Donk 4 iMpistols: 1 Donk 2 iMdeag vs ak: 1 Donk 0 iMSo basically NAVI had one game where iM (worst tier1 fragger) performed against Donk (goat of esports) and NAVI still lost.
kassad was right. navi are shit, they beat nobody this year, only time they beat someone it was vitality and we know the context of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t15G6oI5-dQuppiewatchie
just watched the vit/fut highlightsit might be zywoover
>>2581399>So I went back and countedlol fucking nerd
>>2581389they also just got battered to hell and back by spiritnot exactly confidence inducting
>Just came back home >Sp1r1t&Falcons (good guys) have wonned>magog in it's typical radio silence seethe mode life is good
>>2581406faggie
>>2581424>magog in it's typical radio silence seethe modekek it do be like that
>>2581424>>magog in it's typical radio silence seethe modelots of rage posting whenever falcons were behindpretty much like now whenever they were ahead
not nearly as silent as when legacy beat falcons
>>2581439bro.... you don't even believe that
>>2581442maybe not then, the laughter was astronomical but even above that we could hear the falkek fans blood BOILIN'
what the hell did he mean by this?
>>2581449>Bunnion
>>2581449don't tell me the lionfag got his forced shit meme spread this far??hippofag btfo I guess
>>2581449in russia there is an idiomatic expression that the lion who eats rabbit becomes vodka
bad day to be a 40 year old fat hispanic but what day isn't kek
>>2581481you gotta lay off the frogs brooutside of b and pol, people just see you as a cringe newfag
>hating frogs on /magog/
thorin and pimp:>karrigan is a true believer
mouzmongolzg2montebetboomnavispiritvitality
the frogog as it were
g2parimongolznavivitaliték0rrig0nspiritefuriq
Frog territory
>>2581488posting frogs on /b/ is definitely seen as a newfag thing even if you won't get called out on it every time (but then again neither will you on other boards). nowadays literally all newfags come to /pol/ and then spread to other boards, and /b/ has a bunch of old pre-election posters still.
>na cs brutally expelled out of the major>no more games today
>>2581481mexico won though
>frogposting in 2026
>>2581527Time to write your story broQueue up on faceit and get to grinding, or join a league team
>>2581527south korea vs czech republic at 9 bro
love frogs me
>>2581529he's east coast so he's quite possibly another type of mexican like puerto rican
donk needs to wear a bunny suit
frogs r fun :D
>>2581531i'm older and fatter than finn "karrigan" anderseni have 8K hours on CSi cap out at lvl 5
>>2581532>soccer
post your favourite m0es
is donk man enough to win a lan in a maid costume?
TH3 PLQN 1S CL3QR
https://x.com/statsmeister1/status/2064836951522357303
>>2581568niko and m0nesy need to let it go, insane for one round cock up to still bother you so much. karrigan laughing is very funny
>>2581568KWAB
7 of the last 8 hltv winners have light eyes
>>2581551>le lose in 5 teamgrim
>>2581603how many players in the scene have dark eyes?turks, chinks, sudacasnone of those guys are good except kscerato and jee
>>2581603poopyeye bros...
>>2581609donk has dark eyes, he's asian.
spirit graffiti skit best esl skit this year
What's the CS equivalent?
>>2581620>14th century CS
>>2581617only if you're a donk/spirit glazer.the falcons one about the presents was the best
>>2581627Wasn't that one from last year?
>>2581627the concept was just funny, it could've been any team
>>2581620some square including copenhagen and stockholm
>>2581633no
>>2581620*le pixelated facebook pic from 2015 wh*tebros we need to do better than this...
>>2581620that's just a population density map retard
The goat stomped navi.nice to see that shiro and zontix are doing something
navi keep losing to spirit because they refuse handshakes after
>>2581765God is punishing them.
>>2581789>>2581694faggot
>>2581817tier 1 quality post m8
>>2581649holy cope
who is donk's ukranian gf
>>2581817no u
>spirit doesn't have a coach>suddenly ESL prevents coaches from interacting and high fiving with their playersinteresting
>>2581874>newgen talking bewareThis has been a rule for the last 20 majors, because valve hates coacheseveryone who dislikes spirit is just a newfag
You retards are celebrating too early. It's a group stage.
FAZE UP!
failcl0wns still not going through btw keeeeeek
mag1xx redeemeddoubters btforip monkey style chadkazze tho
who was your favorites that got raped by karrigan?
>>2581568the law guy replying to that is 100% one of the retards shitting up these threads>>2581583they just don't feel obliged to laugh at some repetitive redditor jokes
hottest stewie2k incident brewing on arrow stream
>>2582108qrd and is it related to his open uncstack
>>2582117 MARRIED MAN GIFTS $60,000 TO MISTRESS LATER CLAIMS HE WAS SCAMMED
>>2580794fattiggan might be the worst player at the major but paypal made the worst play of all timeI'm legit fuming that has to be fixed there's no other explanation for it
>>2580837the failcl0wns hatewatch doesn't end till they win the major, which they won't
>>2580843based>>2580860faggot>>2580868>not even able to win events less prestigious than bucharestkwaaaaaaaaaab>>2580891not me, buckbroken kek
>>2581221lel zweight would get absolutely destroyed
>>2581439>>2581448keeeeeek
>>2581538>>2581481>paconer still maldingkwaaaaaaaab
watching falcons vs g2 is kind of amazing. watching ancient they are just hanging out in cave and leaving whole sides of the map wide open lmao
>>2581325ts (this, not team spirit) is amazing kek
raped by danes for yearslike great britain but brown kek
legacy
>>258063594$>235$so far only up each update, surely will go down soon
>>2582266>La tercera etapa del Major de IEM Colonia.pngkek the karrifat seethe really is a mexican
hook line and sinker paconer
Confirmed to be happening after the major
>>2582579My niggas need an IGL and an AWPer first bro.
>>2582585what's wrong with broky?
>>2582430ugly skin ugly souvenir
>>2582579Who is thisKarrigan's nephew?
fatoldmindraped
>>2582618didn't ask, I only used it as an example to see prices with a covert
>>2582430These prices are robbery I don't know how valve gets away with it. I almost did an ak earlier but the price along with the fact one of the stickers has a messy cut-off on the bottom stopped me
>>2582579literally whomst
>>2582718kariggan nephew
day 1 : all the chud and 4chanian teams won, reddit lostwhat will day 2 bring?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/text/b0tniggan/order/asc/what makes someone like this
9z wonVitality wonSpirit wonFalcons wonKarrigan wonMexico wonKorea wonPositive results for the good guys today
>>25827704/8
uglygganrattiganhippogganbrownigganjewigganrapedigganfrauddiganKWABigank0rrig0nkarrib0tb0tnigganfatnigganbackstabigganfaggotloseriggankarriweightgaindementigganbrowniggan
severe rape trauma
>>2583220>karriweightgainthis one is by far my favorite
b0tniggan looks like he was rapedthat's why his beard never looks kempt and he has uncontrollably gained weight in order to cope
who were your favorites that they raped
Super El NiKo
>>2583225Given that the seethe started in 2022 its hard to say... Faze literally raped everyone in 2022.
whichie is we watchie
>>2582770no way Navi will lose thatand Mongols probably will beat B8
>>2583344molodoy vs torzsi
>>2583338the raped were linking matches from 2018 thoughi think it's quite likely it's some ancient rape from karrigan, not faze related at all
the raped in question: >>2580137
>>2582430>>2582669now its at 312$it is ass but ultimately this should slowly bring prices globally down, there's less room for """investors""" to be buying items en masse and hoarding them to make a profit because the entry price for anything will be high, people stop buying, prices slowly go down, and getting rid of the gambling label slapped on top of cs2it is ass, but it makes no sense for single """players""" to be owning 100's+ of m4a1's fades just sitting in their inventories
I've slept on the G2 lose and I think RL summed up my thoughts on it perfectlyhttps://youtu.be/j9f1Y4wPiXM?t=1550
Falcon has shown signs of being a dark horse at this Major.I don't know why, but I feel like a strange chemical reaction is happening.
>>2583401>I don't know whywell, they've got the igl who has made it to the most major gfs in cs2ropz is the only player ahead of himquestion is, if they make it to the gf, is their mental strong enough to not be completely blown out?
Navi would literally be raping vitality left and right on their way to like third consecutive major if Vlad hadn't started the war. Frenchies should be thankful to him first and foremost.
>Mag1xx is a bad ig-ack!
The only reason navi lost was because makazze im and wonderful didn't get to play the game properly. You could tell that they did some studying, it's just that they choked a bunch of 5v3 rounds. Also, stage games are not really that important anyways. Both teams are going to make it to the playoffs, most likely. Also, Vitality are winning this major anyway. It's the only tier-1 team atm.
wasnt wonderful supposed to be good now?
>>2583439He is though. First bo3 doesn't matter.
>>2583438>It's the only tier-1 team atm.aren't you forgetting someone
Also, Vitality are winning this major anywa-
>>2583443>vs magiclol
>>2583443Nah, falcons were struggling against g2. Making it to the playoffs would already be huge.
>>2583445dude.... all that ozempic to fuck up his organs and he can't even manage to shave his turkey neck
>>2583450i'd rather be ugly than ugly and obese to be fair
>>2583456agreed, but you can at least try to be neither
>>2583439they don't feed them carbs over there at n0vi supposedlyi need to see wonderful going down on that banana
Round 5im and aleksib both fail to kill donk, yes they get flashed twice but im was pre-aiming double doors, just fucking spray it dude, you either get another or trade aleksi. It's not that fucking hard. Wonderful whiffed like three awp shots as well. Mechanical and split-second decision fuck ups. Round 7 Makazze failed to get zont1x was everything there. Wouldn't have been as bad if he'd traded 2 players but he sprayed the fuck out of cat from long and still didn't get him. He was definitely not up to his usual standards yesterday. Round 95v2 or whatever, lurking tn1r, it's like they never looked at what he does in games like these. He always lurks long, short or mid. Round 14I mean what's there to say. Just plant for short and hold the angle off site. I might've mixed up the rounds but I'm going off some d2 moments I remember. Thoughts?
ah, here are the paid furia fans
are we locked in, chat?
>>2583472locked and plapping!
best logos of stage3>monte>g2>mongolz>vitalityOK>furia>falcons>9z>b8 (almost meh)>fut>spiritmeh>mouz>aurora>navi (other oldfags will disagree, but I'm right)>betboomshit>legacy>parivision
The furia paid fans are already ruining the arena experience for everyone. Imagine paying for your ticket and these third worlders are just screaming down your ear for hours.
>>2583484kek
which one is we watching
>>2583484You gotta be retarded to pay to watch some stage 3 games.
>>2583484people are watching mouz vs brazilian mouz?mongolz and b8 are playing
>>2583487whichever one ohne is watching
ts be lit, don't you agree?
>>2583493I can't even understand what's going on in this pic.
>>2583478how is aurora worse than any of the top 4>radiator>hooded bug (zed)>just a guy>V with a diaper
FalleN is my nigga but I hate brazilian fans so fucking hard. I now hope fallen gets brutally humiliated so that these subhumans shut the fuck up.
>>2583497A real shame it had to be a match with useless MOUZ, we needed vitality belt to ass rape to shut these monkeys up.
tired of those fake fans making noise, I'm gonna watch the mongolz game instead
B8 just got 4:3'd, stop using the meme res
>>2583495you might convince me they belong in OK, but they are nowhere near the top. It looks like some microsoft would use for a program icon 10 years ago
Yeah I'm switching to the mongolz game. Unironically I'm having a meltie over these furia shills on the crowd.
LET'S GO FURIA
hello mens))
bring back jL...
>>2583519that chud in the bottom left is going to snap
>>2583519
b8 are getting smoked
kosaki if you're here i hope you're doing well
crazy how brollans individual level is back so soon after moving from being igl
Damn B8 are getting humbled hard
if mongolz didn't have 910 I can't imagine what they would look like
SPINX IS A GIANT PUSSY HOLY SHIT
ONE
Sb0nx
we're back to lucky furia form
>>2583545antisemite
>>2583557on the contrary, everybody love pussies, hey're literally the softest and comfiest place in the world
>>2583560This kind of hetero behavior isn't tolerated here. Move along straight boy.
s1zwoo
SIZZIFIED
>mongolz t side
10-2 -> 12-12epic mongolz just epic
exactly like vs bb910 2.00+ rating first half first map, then he gets tilted or something and entire team sucks
>>2583570they are just carried by 910 awping on ct; vs bb yesterday he was like 22 kills on the half and then instantly deflated
You told me mouz were back???????
>>2579979I’m 36 and my favourite team was flipsid3 with s1mple.The next time I was as excited (and let down) about a team was when Chadian and jksex joined liquid.
>>2583579Not without their most important piece
Furia Is HereMongolZ Are Here
lmao mongolz deserved to lose that one. the second they play an even slightly better team they are getting blown out of the major
Mongolz are so entertaining to watch in the worst way possible
>>2583579>jews leeching off the white man, again
torzsi is actually worse than paypal
xertion is such a disgusting creature please stop showing him
>>2581333what the fuck lmao trips of truth fucking niko fucking b0tniggan, it really is a fuckign twink harem with ugly bastards unrelated, why is mouz stream so shit quality
>>2581355A lot of people dont realize how loved polish virtus pro are in russia lol
What res does Yekinder play? There's no way having your monitor that close is optimal
nice map pick faggots
>>2583606I don't know how most pros sit that close and have the monitored positioned so they are looking downward at it. I have to have it with the middle at eye level and at an even angle
kekindar
why have a wobbly cameraman in their face lol just put an automated one in there
>>25836061080p i think
>>2583606360i
ok bro this is hilarious, i mean i already knew but he is literally sniffing it
is he even the best latvian player atm?
monkeybros...
still caged for the falcons-BB game#teamlocked
>>2583628based and s1zzipilled
furia mental must be shit but I can still see them easily take overpass from mouz
Waiting for the inevitable yekindar highlight reel to drop
Incredible fumble.
0.30
i initially wanted to praise CT movement but the more i watch it, the more i realize that jew jsut stopped aiming.Could the case of both
Mongods
no sissification for the horde
>>2583662now let's see them play a team better than b8 or bb lol
>>2583667s1zzi went crazy tho
>>2583668only on ct mirage though
these monkeys in the background make it fucking unwatchableshame, i prefer furia to go all the way but with this fucking annoying chimps i'd rather have them eliminated
b-but he said he was innocent and retired only because of harassment
>>2583692Why are P*les like this?
>>2583693>why are slavs like thisSlavs do be like this cuh
>trying to fire up mouzzycrone... you should know these players by now
>>2583692roll out Akros across every comp platform
>>2583693>he doesn't know about tier 2 insider betting
We need Indian CS
>>2583707forsaken singlehandedly saved us from it
>>2583707Yes!
>>2583707I like talking about PC peripherals and every now and then (increasingly often) they'd be an Indian asking for recommendations stating a budget. People will ask in what currency and he'd be surprised that there are non-indians around and assumed everyone would default to rupees. The internet is only a few years away from being poopilled.
>>2583718>poopilledinternet is already dead bro, has been for ages
>>2583721There is a great firewall protecting us from the Chinese but the number of poos will keep on increasing and shitting up our safe spaces
>>2583707to stop existing
wtf was that last kill loldid nobody say truck corner?
>>2583721Most people that post this shit were either not born or not old enough to understand how to use the Internet in 98. Ayyy lmao larpers.
>>2583729I think my family got internet access in 1999? I hate stinky poojeets so fucking much
>>2583714Here's a bit of a backstory for this pic:https://www.hltv.org/news/8440/m5-scammed-robbed-in-indiaBonus fun fact:The guy running Moscow 5 (Smelyi) was involved in credit card fraud, was using part of that money to fund the team and was later arrested by the FBI.
>>2583714That looks too tidy and clean for india, perhaps high caste net cafe
>>2583729You underestimate how old people here are,I got internet at about that time for example
>>2583729You are either brown or a zoomer larping as oldschool for brownie points.
Brown points
>>2583721to be fair, indian internet presence has been exponential, until the mid 2010s there weren't that many online
>>2583730>>2583740Doesn't matter when your family got it. Unless you were like in your teens you simply were too young to even properly interface with it, since it was largely populated by English speaking adults. This shit only matters to 40 yo boomers at this point. >>2583745Wrong on both counts. Not brown. 33 yo. I was approximately 11-12 when I actually started browsing web on my own. Doubt there are 40 year olds here. So it's probably you're the one who's larping. Stop pretending you were actually there and were old enough to appreciate you larpers.
>>2583756Rajesh is mad bros
>>2583756There's no way you're not brown. Literally no one would ever defend Indians, even indirectly.
>>258375640 yo boomer herepeople in europe already knew how to use the internet. everybody knew you had to go to yahoo. type what you were looking for in it and you'd get access to millions of websites. people were so happy to use chats to speak to other people.
bro sycrone has to shave his headlet it go dude it's over
kek m0uzies
>>2583776i'd be surprised if either south korea or the czech republic had black players on their teams
>>2583764I never defended Indians though. But zoomers or late (94-96) millennials larping as 40+ yos is just something I find funny. Like most of you niggas were probably not even sentient enough to understand what the fuck PCs were, let alone use the web. Let's be real. >>2583773I'm not talking about actual 40 year olds, if you are actually one of them. I'm pretty sure that I'm older than most people here and I was 5 in 1998.
>>2581616
>>2583782brother 4chin is a dead site barely anyone new is coming here; I would assume a lot of us came here in the mid-00's and are only still around because we haven't found much anything better
>>2583778doesn't matter at the grandfinal its gonna be just nigger vs nigger
>>2583775He has down-syndrome. You can't fix that face with any amount of hair or lack of thereof.
he's ugly
>>2583794>expecting supermodels in eSports
>>2583788/v/ and the gachaslop threads in /vg/ get a steady amount of new people in my experience. Dunno about the rest of 4chin as I only browse the video game sections
>>2583799not everyone can have a body sculpted by the gods like Dosia
>>2583788>I would assume a lot of us came here in the mid-00'sI really doubt it. In fact I think that the majority of those who did left a long time ago. If you're 40+ and been around imageboards since 2005 - you're an outlier, nearly extinct species.
>>2583788The majority of 4chan are 2016 election niggers, the site completely changed
I've seen this before from pari. Great CT side and then nothing on T.
>>2583808Jame is not a terrorist
>>2583803I don't know about that. Those threads on v went from 25+ to 30+ over the years and they are very active. probably 50/50 mix of young and older users
I actually think FUT will double fist G2
>>2583810That's why he keeps losing.
>Cologne so boring people are talking about site statistics
>>2583815I hope they pick ancient for some more cave kino
>>2583818i dont know why but 30+ year old retards are obsessed with saying that the site died after the hack i've seen it so many timesyou really shouldn't be allowed on the internet if you're that old go start a family
>>2583821tsmtuncs get the fuck out of my esports thread
>>2583801while it's true /vg/ is maintaining its userbase, there is a downward trend on the rest of the boards (excluded pol form the chart because it makes the rest of the boards hard to see lol)
>>2583825frogs are our thing, zoomer.
>>2583821if you're on this site you probably are socially maladjusted. remember you are here forever
>>2583828just look at this retard, everyone shitposting in the past how the site has too many newfags and that it's horrible then crying that it's dyingkill yourself
>>2583818falcons g2 was kino
>>2583802true
>>2583821bro shut the fuck up and move on, you are not unique, we are all old as fuck, young people dont hang out on 4chan
>>2583836>kinoMore like clash of trash
>>2583818I’m here to see falcons and spiritI don’t have any emotional connection to the other teams nor sports betting
FUT rapes G2 Pari rapes Monte
>>2583845I willed them playing ancient into existence. G2 has zero chance
https://www.hltv.org/news/44873/alliance-announce-bobeksde-to-replace-mail09So, now what?
sunpayus always looking like he smelled a fart pisses me off
>>2583852he probably didheavygod is sitting like 2 meters from him
>>2583852sunpaypal pisses me off in general
someone's pissed lolmore comms please
>>2583857tab back in Matus
>>2583858would be a lot more hard coming from him if he didn't look like a total retard
>>2583860Nigga you'd be pissed off to if you had to play with a bum because your coach hires based on nepotism
plap plap plap
WHO THE FUCK IS THE RETARD CLAPPING IN THE BACKGROUND I CAN HEAR THIS FAGGOT
>>2583867ESL intern simulating a crowd
clapper finally busted
SUNPEAKUS
>>2583879that was retarded
What are the chances bangbros beat falcons?
>>2583882Unironically true. If he doesn't get the kill the round is fucked. He could have just planted.
>>2583799he's not good either
that's a beating
>>2583884mongolz seemed like a real struggle for them. will be interesting
>56?>67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2583884>bangbrosIt's BoomBoys
>>2583906When it booms, it bangs.
>>2583911>When it booms, it bangs>911kek
didnt we say sunpayus is bad?
>>2583904>6543>67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are twitchzoomers like this?
GODPAYUS CARRY
KASSAD AND MAUI LET'S GOhttps://www.twitch.tv/mauisnake
>>2583815.
why the fuck is this a moly and not a flashwhy the fuck is nota dry jumping into A site fucking tards
the flying azUWU
xielo sold nota AND belchenok AHJAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>2583930*notices bulge*
what is the thought process behind doing this 10 rounds in a row
>>2583940They're not gonna expect you to do this ten rounds in a row.
>>2583940It's not worth trying to explain Jame strats to a mere mortal
holy zweight
SUNPAYUS IS SO FUCKING GOOD
>win miraculous pistol>lose conversionClassic G2
>>2583956he has been kind of shit this major, he did well on mirage but i kind of expected him to be more consistent of them all
Is Heavygod the best deagle player? I swear he consistently get's insane plays with it
>>2583966Don't worry. When they meet Falcons in the 1-2 game he will have a life game
>>2583968HeavyGod is an insanely good player in general. Shame he's getting dragged down by PayPal and Nertz.
>>2583968It's between him and niko for sure.
>>2583971it's actually hilarious, it's like pari's mission was only to ruin falcons season. they eliminated them 3 times.
why force here if you are going to leave 1 man to die like a dog and give up round. just praying for god like performance from zweih all of a sudden? Now there is another half assed buy, broooo PV is so shit its frustrating
>>2583984it was zweih's chance to make up for a shit performanceaka humiliation ritualit creates accountability and team cohesion
>>2583984a lot of games I watch them recently they do something retarded and leave zweih alone to get raped. good to see it's still happening
>falcons game gonna be delayedFUCK
Dastan just pulled out the belt...
what the actual fuck has happened to pv
parivision are lostshould've never kicked out quasimodo
>>2584075>>2584077They are not in the mood to play after that ancient it seems.
>>2584075anti strats
>keep pressuring PVs Tier 3 shitters for months expecting them to straigthen up or else... >they completely disintegrate into a three stack + two randoms premier team when it matters mostDastan mindrape has gone too far
lol
>>2584075They haven't been the same since that Zywoo 1 vs 5
>>2584087not even that. they are leaving whole pieces of the map wide open and not even thinking they are a possibility
>>2584087nope, they are just legitimately shit
>>2584088the xitter stunt was probably where he went too far, and maybe some later interviewsbeing hard on them privately is one thing, going after players publicly is absolutely insane from a coach
>>2584075pari was never sustainableeven while they were good, they didn't have a single green rated playerand it seems that the shitter trio got an ego and started believing they're too good to play like before
So many underdog teams are good in this major.I hope Monte and FUT will get as far as possible.
>>2584106monte is bad. pari is just genuine dogshit.
>>2584088i feel like faceit stack would do better...
>>2584106they're doing greatbut I wouldn't want them going further than 2-3maybe next major
FUT comms kek
blood and gore?in my wholesome kiddy friendly fps?
>>2584133they're too desperate in this stage their mental is fucked. oh well
>it's all gone hickledy pickledymachine is such a poet
damn, g2 fucking sucks
>>2582770lol I got literally every one wrong so far, looking like G2 could win too
was gooning. wtf MONTE WON?????????????
>>2584172they literally won vs pv at astanapv cant win vs anyone
hearing just clapping from the crowd seems so weirdlike the crowd at a theater show
If Fut win it's possible for Vit/Spirit to 3-0. If not they probably play each other tomorrow
>>2584194>t. third worlder's first experience with a white crowd
time for navi losing againtheir mental is so down after getting so shat on by spiri
>>2584205no way they lose to Legacy, lilbro
>>2584205i'm not so sure about legacy but they are an aggressive team. could fuck with navi. they looked totally discombobulated with the speed spirit were playing yesterday
>>2584206ehhhh i wouldn't disconsider legacy
>>2584202yeah, this is definitely how crowds usually sound at cs tournaments in europe or australia
I have seen enough. Kick Nertz and get Frozen.
>>2584200I don't want Spirit vs Vita this early...The script of the major will be so perfect if they always miss each other until the Grand Final
>>2584194It's a small ass crowd. Wait for the playoffs.
>>2584220I knowdoesn't make it any less weirdI don't remember studio crowds clapping like that. But it's also been a while I guess
>>2584224It's probably Falcons' crowd waiting for them to play.
>>2584235tennis fans like falcons?
>>2584218my biggest issue is that if we don't get spirit and vitality 3-0 then they might start on same side of playoffs bracket
mmmHMMMM SEXY HEAVYDADDY
G2 wins... Spirit vs Vita tomorrow
>>2584248unless legacy or bb upset..
Did ynk just call them FUTA?
>le futa futa futa! he said futa!reddit children acting out because they aren't used to freedom of speech
>>2584252missed it and went backhe DEFINITELY said futA
>>2583377312$ to 410$so far creating souvenir price rose up 4x+ since then, its also funny watching people turn their safari mesh awps and industrial garbage to souvenirs at this price, since it costs them 55$ per item
who's the best igl?
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>2584273siuhy
>>2584273boombl4 finna bouta draw a line on the lion...
bro, let it go
time to be religious(delusional, if you prefer) againbelieving just never gets old
freya looking like a divine being from heaven
i found the csstats ad musichttps://audiomack.com/ninja-tune-production-music/album/glossy-electronicbody check by james cocozza
>>2584248>>2584250But spirit are losing to aurora today.
pretty good map picks
>>2584316would be funny
>scrawnders not gonna ruin my vitakino
*Attention all newfags and/or zoomers*magog oldfags are all supporting BetBoom, because boomich is -our guy-
we're not gonna to betboom right....
>>2584329thought you could talk shit because the match is on, brokie?
ECO'd
KARRIGOAT
hippo doubters???
Falcons are playing against a fucking bookie team. Relax you retards, unless you are trying to imply that falcons are tier2.
That fucking CAC boosted Legacy so high up on the VRS board. It's crazy how non-representative it is. Navi is #4 and Legacy is #6, yeah right.
>>2584366Legacy game
>>2584359falcons can lose to anyone and karrigan usually goes 3-2there's good reason to celebrate beating a betboom that made it to stage 3
>>2584376It's not an opponent to be proud of beating.
>zonic pause
>>2584384When you are the worst superteam ever, every win is a win
>>2584384sour grapes
karrigan is actually just the goat igl
so why didnt b0tniggan just stay in single? i assume he wanted to go to the corner / ninja to catch Ts off guard, but does he really not know timings?
more like kyosucks
why peak zorte... just play time and stare at double, if no one peaks eventually switch to single ffs
monesy on fire8-4 incoming
>>2584431people just don't want to get flanked so they always peak
>>2584438Uhhhh
need BB to win so vitality and spirit dont play against each other in the 3:0 match
>>2584459aurora tho
>>2584462looooooooooool
>>2584459why not?
xantares finna pound that russian twink methinks
>i fucking love you ilyathey are running trains on him...
givign up heaven like that was a terrible idea
magnojez ffs lol*knock knock knock*
I think they should've given dust2 a try but I guess they're scared of monesy.
>>2584472He got kyousucky to share the burden
>teses fragging out>kyosucky saving energy for ancient>karrigan carrying his weight + calling>monesy flashy multi killer>niko rolling the years backI think falcons might go 2-0
>>2584487yeah but i think it's because it's easier to upset on nuke
>>2584496All that to get knocked out in quarters...
ive tried gaming with buttplugs in but i can never do it for more than 15 minuteshow does monesy do it
>>2584503you said the same last major about faze
damnnice try teses
behead mp5 fags
ok I'm convinced pimp is a fraud "analyst" now, he said nuke wasn't exactly falcons stronghold, but it's their strongest winrate map and betboom has 90% on anubis whereas falcons only played it once yet they pick this
Imagine if they hadn't lost that conversion. We'd be at 9-8 right now.
>>2584520what a hot take
what was the plan magnojez?
>>2584531donk does that
>>2584531get a killare you as retarded as your post implies?
>>2584531He's playing the police side. Intimidation tactic.
>our guys staging a come backbased
>>2584529well read again and you'll see that I am first now convinced, I used to think he was overhated but he's actually phoning it in for a while now, clearly grew complacent since he's getting gigs at every event regardless
so fucking close
bad whiff from both players there
Please let this happen. I want three maps of this shitshow.
>>2584554paid (a lot) by the round
we all know facons will win bullshit tec9 forcebuys
um, nafo sisters, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about this
we just want more rounds for practice
>>2584568Uh-huh.
>>2584531>>2584544he can't shoot to kill, he has to fire a warning shot
hmm this map is not exactly the falcon's stronghold
BETBOOMS MAP PICK RELAX
WOULDNT IT FUCKING FUNNY
>>2584578falcons don't have ANY home maps
>>2584554nah, BB in two
these niggas don't deserve Rene
karrigan t side MASTER
>>2584576i did consider him being effectively bait but it feels weird, its not like they were in a rush
Karrigan unlocked keksuke!!!!
>he doesn't frag>he IGLs only the T sides (and they are still shit at t-side)>he isn't actually a leaderWhat does Karrigan do again?
WTF Falconsbros?
kiosk is now on fire, too late.
we want more games, we're just trolling before playoffs
>failclowns
karriGONE
>>2584597get paid
this is funny but bb has only looked really good to me on nuke in this major
THIS IS A FUCKING PORNHUB TEAM VS A BILLION DOLLAR TEAMWHAT
>brings up karrigan being positive kda 10-8>ends the game on 10-17my sides
>>2584609>pornhub teamstory?
>kyo lower than Karrigan who went from 10-8 to 10-17Lmao
>>2584609feels like teses often performs in falcons disaster games
BOOM NIGGAS WHERE WE @???
>>2584614Gambling and porn often goes hand in hand
>falcons still chokes when it gets closethis is definitely karrigan wanting to go map3, otherwise he'd have given them a heartfelt hype speech
nuke was falcons highest winrate map....
SAY IT WITH ME
>>2584628ONE
SIX SEVEN!!!!!
>>2584628>>2584636WHAT THE FUCK CHAT IS THIS REAL?
11-4 lead btw
if BB wins Spirit & Vita 3-0s are still possible, right?
>>2584663Funny how you get money after the final round is done.
>>2584665yeah if they both win today
>>2584635NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
niko did NOT like that
>expectations for us on Faze were unfair>when you play falcons its like everyone is a fan just without a jersey is he really blaming fans
>>2584680are you autistic?
Uhh Falkeks? Everything alright?
so how come pro players get to play with default player models but i have to see all kinds of shit
I've seen enough, Falcons are not even making it to the playoffs
>>2584618green and purple is for getting fucked in the ass by gambling sitesthanks doc
kek it's over
>>2584689>how come pro players get to play with default player modelsTOs trying to uphold a minimum of competitive integrity. Also makes for a better viewing experience.
>>2584689I just want a filter to remove those fucking dingle berriesI can live with the gay skins, but those key chain add-ons are fucking cancerous
>>2584597Vibes and grand finals
uh oh
are CS2 pros really clean now?i remember during CSGO, if you were a top player, people would almost guarantee that you were toggling but nowadays no one seems to suspect donk's "insane" entry flicks
>>2584686*checks bank account*yep everythings good over here
THE DYNAMIC DUO
doubters???????
>>2584694immediatly jinxed it
>>2584705>are CS2 pros really clean now?lol no
>>2584705
TWINK UGLY BASTARD DUO NEVER FAILS
was that fl4mus screaming lol?
>>2584705god no lmaoyou really think its only t2 cct freaks cheating?
>>2584720yeah he always screams a lot
maybe magno was throwing vs spirit
now the karrigan masterclass starts
Is BB so good or is Falcons so fucking horrible?
holy shit magnojez
both
>>2584749aye
that's like the third time I've seen m0nesy hold a nearly unloseable shot and get deleted lmao
>>2584749>>2584749BB are okay. They are what Pari was at the start of the year before they got figured out but yes falcons aren't good either.
oof oof oof shots fired shots fired>>2583448>>2583449thatwasthejoke.jpg lol
NAHUY SUKA MOLODEC BLYAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
nice mango
I don't even find falcons funny any more. I'm tired of seeing this team
>>2584759>needs hltv to think for him before he postsyou're sad
>>2584759
>>2584690
maui is saying rude things about karrigan....
Karrigan bros… not like this….
>>2584771
friendship with pari endednow betboom is my best friend
overcooked
Based bottigan killing 2 T1 teams in 1 month.
>>2584773god I can hear his voice.
3 T rounds karrigan masterclass
son
So this is the power of oil money + the goat igl against a zigger 5 stack...
karrigan listen to me. You need to follow in boomnl4's steps. Break up with your bitch wife and lose the weight and you will regain a decent level of fragging.
faggotloserclownsisters...what happened?
at least kyxsan could frag
>>25847913 is enough. It has to beI want another map3 OT
based bb for cancelling spirit vs vit tomorrow
Is it time for Falcons to fire zonic and hire dastan?
this dude will always be d2nk
we're a ct team...
>>2584802so basically karrigan signing hit falcons like .09/.11
12-12 incoming
Forgot I got drunk and DM'd launders wednesday night until right now because I told him falcons weren't 3-0'ing
>>2584810kek funny how the tables have turned
like zonic said, we're the best ancient ct team in the world we're going to show it right now
>>2584813>actively wanting to associate with indiansI've done some weird shit when drunk, but holy shitmaybe lay off the booze
Betboom are a lot like Parivision, like 2 transfers away from being an actually good team
zywoo looking particularly greasy today
>>2584817>>2584817>>2584817>>2584817haters?
this nigga is watching vitality LMOA
>>2584832I want to clean the grease off my king
blud is a vitality fan lol
wild roundlove the chaos
FLAMUUUUUUUUUUUS IF YOU DIDNT PEAK EARLY YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER ONE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DIDNT FINISH RELOADING MY NIGGA
are they seriously abusing monesy on A after karrigan shut them down on B?
>>2584847Why do they keep showing this ugly fuck on stream
>>2584847this is what a locked in igl looks like
kek noscoped that bozo
Reminder only poors hate Falcons.
-teses +donk couldn't carry this creature
>>2584860i was actually a fan before they signed b0tniggan
>monesy hit somethingfuck yeah! comeback is real!
GODESY
>>2584860Im a fan thoughbeit besides the pig
should have crossed when he had smoke, there was no need to stay there
>>2584864>the trash taking itself outthanks
boombl4 had to get more than 1 kill as well
>2v4 againSON
LMAO
poor teses...
KWABcons...
that was it.. they threw it away..
ot then
don't look at the viewer difference between A and B stream
wtf is monesy doing?
why did moneshitty play in front of the box???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REACH OUT AND GET RAPED YOUR OWN PERSONALRAPISTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
falkeks
AHAHAHAHA
Pathetic
more practice games then
>>2584892>>2584893You cannot convince me it wasn't matchfixing lmao.
>>25827700-6 on these predictions, are Spirit and Vitality losing?
>falcons
Nice Ilya
monesy just wanted to go home and play faceit
>>2584889holy fuck lmao
thank god. hopefully that means spirit and vit don't see each other til the end of the major
Imagine how much the karrigan contract/salary wasArabtards are tarded
>>2584901
MAGNOJEZ IS SO FUCKING GOOD
>>2580635>>2580640*inhales*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serious question real quick: In DotA world Valve is forcing BB to brand themselves as BoomBoys at TI because muh gambling sponsor. How come they don't do that at the major?
FALCONS SCOUTS ARE ALREADY ONTO MAGNOJEZ
>he believed
fat hippo why so quiet now?
>>2584918Kek
>>2584916they care more about dota than cs
Monosoy = fraud
>>2584916you are retarded stupid fucking ape retard dumb piece of shit retard dumb fuck
>>2584910>Arabtards are tardedno they are actually based as fuck, they managed to gather all biggest frauds in the pro scene and expose them at once. someone in the house of Saud is a real CS fan.
losing to magnojez lifegaming is not shameful anyways
>>258491520x once falcons disband after this major
Nah but why did m0nesoy push like that in the last round?? An IQ too high?
>>2584912somebody sign fl4mus already ffs
>>2584936Baby goat type shitYou wouldn't understand
>>2584936desperate for game changing play, "what if i hit collat?"
>>2584936Trying too hard to farm highlight of the year moments
If spirit beat aurora it's like this.
>>2584936it's what falcons always do when they get close - shut their brains completely offI hope karrigan is watching the vod right now and getting ready to belt him
Please bench Teses He doesn't deserve to have to play with these guys
>>2584894
Valve's coach rules really nerfed Falcons... No more 'Nice Ilya!', no more 'Nice Maxim!'...
>>2584943Betboom are boutta get reality checked by vitality going in full force and bomb out 2-3. Still, good run.
>>2584936even NA gold nova 1 players have better decison making
>>2584936What are the odds 5 of them would be running in like that?
>>2584943the funny thing is, 9z might actually beat navi and then its pure cinema major
>>2584955you always expect 2there was absolutely no reason for that retarded move without anyone covering him
betboom #9 vrs even if they go 2-3 they should have t1 tournament invites for first few tournamentsi really hope they pick up fl4mus
eternal reminder
>>2584963While we're at it let's compile some of the most amusing NiKo whiffs
>>2584966
man hltv article doesn't even mention magnojez when he goes 1.80if zywoo or donk is like 1.60 it's always DONK/ZYWOO DOMINANCE
>>2584918gem
>bottigan killed faze>now he's killing falconsAn agent of destruction
>>2584963>>2584966>>2584973they are made for each other
how's aurora looking this year. i think i managed to only see like one or two games from them
3-0 for Russia :)
>>2584989They will make play off's and then die violently
Should ESL have Falcons and BetBoom redo their series in case it was a big fluke?No disrespect to the BetBoom, I'm a firm believer that BetBoom sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Falcons of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Falcons play great CS it's just not fair.If the Falcons lose again I will face that the BetBoom deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Falcons and ESL.
>>2584916>Serious question real quick: In DotA world Valve is forcing BB to brand themselves as BoomBoys at TI because muh gambling sponsor. How come they don't do that at the major?Different country, different gambling laws, different sponsors, I guess
>>2584983This wasn't a choke though. This was a straight up throw and a weird decision. Compare that to how he played the last round of d2 against G2 yesterday.
Today I feel kebab
>>2584997Arguably it is a choke, under pressure he makes retarded decisions that lose games
>BetBoom take the series after m0NESY overpeeklol based HLTV
A lot of pent up /pol/ seethe about Muslims in here
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
>>2584983i like how he +w's away like he wasn't going to get instantly traded
>>2585000uh oh
>>2584995didn't read beyond first line, but fuck off
What is niko gonna do to monesy for overpeeking like that
>>2585003vast majority of /pol/ are pro iran and want israel wiped off the mapmiggers on /ptg/ are just tourists from t_d
lets fucking go kebab
>gacha new subhuman levels
>>2584983>yeah, this is what we're dealing with, Finn. I know it looks bad>but like I said, you've got the reins now. Good luck
>Englishman named for a footballer carrying ITS
Leaked CIA documents revealed the existence of “Project Falcon”, a clandestine operation by the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' (IRGC) covert operation group Unit 840. It aims to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating its esports teams with players who purposefully underperform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund, damage the Kingdom’s reputation, and reducing its influence in the Middle East.The leaked document also revealed that Saudi Intelligence, with CIA's assistance, has identified 5 foreign individuals recruited by the IRGC for this operation so far: Nikola Kovac, Ilya Osipov, Maksim Lukin, Rene Madsen, and Finn Andersen.However, further Saudi and Western efforts to thwart this project have only been met with defeat due to the failure in identifying the IRGC commander in charge of this campaign. So far, the only information the CIA has on this elusive spymaster is his codename: "zonic".
>>2585013Those are some bad fries
donk... whats goin on lil buddy?
>>2585040he and zontix carried yesterday so they're taking a deserved break today
>another elite russian team >spirit in elite form>only cope is to deflect to failkeks
it's over donk's washed
Funny how falcucks are russian when they win but not russian when the lose
>>2585062they're danish when they lose
nice of donk to make his friends kyosucky and monesy look better after that horrible match
strats?
AVRORA
Holy retake
donk is so fucking overrated
>>2585009lol this isn't about Iran its about the tens of millions of rapefugees Europeans took in, people are powerless to ever get rid of them and view seething about falcons as their only way to get revenge on the muzzies who have conquered western Europe Slavs will also fall if they're part of the EU due to its mass migration policies. That demon witch at the head of the EU is bringing in millions of jeets who have already been settling in Poland
ATTATURK AMK
>>2585091this, he's more like a 1.9 rating player
>>2585062They're only Russian to butthurt belters who follow a one drop rule
>>2585092ok but we can kick out muzzies and destroy israel
I WAS PROMISED THE TRANNY RUSSIAN WAS GOOD WTF!
spirit on the board
Damn the ruski got mad after another failclowns L and started spamming again
just me or is the audio kinda shit and causing fatigue
>>2585107damn he really did get fatter
>picking Dust 2 (notorious Turk loved map) against the only turkish team at the tourney>letting them pick Anubis Sasuga, SPIRIT
uncs still got it
majer life game at major
>>2585117dust is also a notorious russian loved map
donk confirmed pubstomber, can't deal with a proper setup
>making majer look goodwtf is going on?
>>2585117they got too cocky as per usual
>>2585122yes but turks cheat more
>>2585110russia won though?
>>2585127boomich is ukrop from playing in navi doebeit
are you fuckers youtube or twitch?
the WOO does not choke against t2
>>2585135kick
Vita testing mirage
>>2585135we are here
OMEGALUL
>>2585135Youtube
>sp0r0t
jesus christ, spirit should just memory wipe this d2 and go next, but they not looking good atm
>>2585139ohne too zoomer coded for me
>>2585102>we can kick out muzzies even posting this is a crime in your country
>>258513967
Woo going for more noscopes, very nice
>blocks your streamnothing personal kid
Kek I knew seethe levels were going to be elevated for arabs because they won the CL again
So spirit are throwing right?
Surely the kebabs can win 3 rounds on tside
>>2585166frog strats
luchov you beast
>>2585152bro they're playing anubis next lmao
>>2585166Aurora group stage buff
>people didn't want spirit vs vitality so soon>they might meet in the 1-1 now
why mirage boring and ct sided anyways
bad play by shiro
kek
>>2585207he lurks here btwgood luck unboxing a knife ever
>>2585209same with d2 actually
why are russians so good at police
>>2585233both were good at police though
>>2585233CT is significantly easier to play on d2
donk asked for a flash
ohne still looking rough
The Raped
>>2585233centuries of putting westoids in their place when they get uppity
>>2585243he needs a massage
Out of all the teams they could've possibly lost to, they lose to the fucking dead turk team
donk taking that shoot not even trying to wallbang the door is so fucking bad
Apex and karrigan make me violently ill. 2 of the most carried faggots in the history of this shitty game, more so apex.
>>2585272uncs run this game
>>2585272have sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAA
KEBABGODS
that was sooooooooooooo fucking bad, theyve got to be throwing
>>2585277i cant im in a chastity cage
Turks actually pretty impressive
>>2585272>mad about apexwhat kind of subhuman do we have here
>wake up>OUR HEROES beating Spirit's ass>MAJ3R hard carrying first halfWhat the fuck is this script?
THAT'S YOUR GOAT? HAHAHAHA D2NK CAN ONLY FARM FULL BLIND TIER 2 BOTS HAHAHAHA
>>2585294nta but apex is a retarded litle bitch. i hope he retires now that he has a kid so vitality can become likable
>retreat from the middle east>lose to arabs in CSziggersisterinos...our response?!
Just how bad is Navi? Spirit raped them 13-1 yesterday on d2
>>2585314yes I saw that post on hltv too
apex putting karrigan numbers against these beaners
>>2585311flamez and zywoo are the people that make vitality disliked though
>>2585331haters just can't stand to see jewbros winning
>>2585311>I hate apex so I want him to stop on the topyou're either the most retarded hater ever or a dumb troll
>>2585311>faggot estonian baiter>borewoo>a bong that runs with mouse2>a literal jew>likeable
XANTARES is the only unc who can still put up a fight these days
>>2585314Bad time to be a hohol
https://www.hltv.org/news/44878/saw-sunpayus-needs-to-find-his-form-again-that-comes-from-not-overthinkingThings have been set in motion.....
>>2585311>chad EEuropean>The GOAT>colonizer chad>chosen chad
nice 9zmore entertainerwoo for today, thank you!
BASEED NINEZEE
Hasbaratality bros....
9GODZ
>check hltv>falcons raped by big boomKWAAAAAAAAAAAAB
not like this jewbrosdefeated by notoriously antisemitic and racist latin americans
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3153901/punished-tesesamongus
no way the WOO loses to meyern on d2 right...
>40 year old rape victim cucked into shilling for russianskek
""""analysts""" are fraudsvalve let them cheat on pick-ems and they still failed
>guys... I know hally isn't here. But maybe he was right about "donk go kill"
>>2585009enemy of my enemy is my amigo o algo
spirit wins anubis nice one script writers
>>2585427
why does Russia get ANOTHER good team brosour countries dont even have a team
>>2585447how many majors do russian teams have
>donk gettng humbled by maj3r>zywoo humbled by mejernthis is some 322 shit i cant believe it
is it only russia, ukraine and mongolika who aren't forced to playercuck and have full nation state representatives of good teams?
I thought anubis was kebabcoded?
>>2585468The Brown Man's time is now
majors don't mean anything special, it's just a cherrypicking cope from the raped
Deep down I knew Aurora would throw the next 2 maps
majors are the only thing that matters
0 is all they get
>majors don't mean anything specialthat is the definition of cope
>majors don't mean anything specialThis is the biggest cope I've seen in this thread
prize pool and all time earnings is all that mattersthey're a direct metric of how much chronic and sustained rape a player has put out and how much total seethe he has produced
>>2585497who was number 1 there again?
cologne > all
>>2585494>>2585488the raped go cherrypicking
>>2585499is it navi or astralis
Overemphasis on muh cologne is an indication of a cucked and replaced western european cuckold seething about his state of existence Slavs do not have waves of Muslim rapefugees who have conquered their lands
>>2585516i don't know i'm asking
>muh major prestige>uses a retarded matchmaking algorithm designed for 128 player chess tournaments full of retardskek
maximum effort
>>2585516>>2585499https://escharts.com/players?game=csgolooks like it's danes on top as a nationalityapex as a playerprobably astralis as a teamplus money made in the past > money nowespecially with inflation
So yeah Vitality on top. ZyGOD NUMBER 1
>>2585536>plus money made in the past > money nowwhat even were the pools back then?biggest ones today are 1mil to 1.25don't know if org/jew tax should be included or not
KEKfocus on the game mathy, not the food my drilla
BOTALITY KEKAROOOOOO
>>2585497seethe is the intergral of rape over timerape is not directly measured but prize pool earnings are a very good proxy
estonian baiter just got shat on lol
>>2585550org cut is irrelevantit's a metric of how much the team won, not how much they actually earned (they can earn way more with salary/sponsorships/etc)it's like looking at salary when the persons real earnings are stock units
>>2585536https://escharts.com/teams/csgo?order=prizes
Why did xantares shoot at the glass?
>>2585567but are they included in the individual player's earnings?it might skew the numbers then (can't believe I'm statsfagging while both spirit and vitality might get their asses kicked)
just how bad is aurora
>>2585578 na`vi with russians != na`vi without russians
9z are pretty good on their t sides. I remember their Overpass t side being clean as fuck too.
Nice eastern extreme metalslop playimg now
>>2585586it's anubisjust how new are you?
>>2585586I was expecting more out of their anubis with how they performed on d2
imagine if spirit and vitality losesis fucking anyone getting diamond?
>>2585595? i thought anubis was their home map
>>2585595>it's their best map?
zypoo whiffing ala broky
>>2585600>donk and zywoo talking before their games and deciding to fuck everyone's pickemswould be extremely based if it happened
>>2585595aurora t side winrate isnt looking hot
>174k + 103k + 68k for spirit>50k for vitalityeven more lol there's like another 150k between russian restreamsit's insane how big of a protagonist donk, spirit and Russia is in counterstrike>>2585586dust2 merchants
Seeing all of top5 getting humilliated by underdogs is ecstatic...
insane moggingnobody cares about snoretality even when they're getting raped lolpeople can't even be bothered to hatewatch them
holy tn1r aura
MAGIXX ACE
actually embarrasing
Just magixx
MOGG1XX
AYSYS
>>2585645AYS?
this major feels AI generatedgarbage pre and post game segments, garbage games, only redeeming factor being top teams getting tested - but you cant even enjoy those because they are running them concurrently. never thought I'd say this, but PGL > ESL.
>>2585632>official stream puts aurora first>everyone else puts spirit firstkeki know it's probably just their autistic rule about alphanumeric order or whatever but still
>>2585616Vita are just boring to watch
>everything i don't like is ai or somethingyou're just old and bitter
>vitality is so fucking overpowered they made millions watch another streamkek thats fucking aura
>majer playing like a fucking cowarddeserved loss
donk just needed a warmup :)
>>2585651wtf is this real???
>>2585670yeah zero aura lmao
le baitz
>Rapes you
Are you watching the vitality game?
So much aura they filtered millions.
>>2585693Always was
Raped by five sevens award
>>2585691This or tec9?
>spirit wins roundbased, get to see ohne react to hasbaratality collapsing
King mezii getting let down by his bum team
Who called 9z as the dark horse speak up king
zywoo actually bad 3 maps in a rowdesu i still kinda think he'll go hard soon
>>2585660Yeah plus it's certain theyll win. Maybe their downfall will be when they tey to be entertaining and start to lose
>>2585693I'm trying
>>2585715people stopped believing when they only won 5 rounds or whatever in 2 maps vs spirit
Spirit DID NOT NEED to lose fucking 10 rounds on T side on dust2. Now they're kinda fucked on nuke ngl.
not even the Anglo can carry this team
Man I'm fooked ain't I?
>>2585729Unless they start on CT. Nuke is a ct map.
>stationary smoke spam towards midthey might put up a fight, but they're still retarded
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/GleamingHonestCookiePermaSmug-gYrvBp0-ffLEj8P2
>>2585722They're losing against 9z, tho kek7-9 for 9z
>>2585740Depends. Spirit and vitality won't be playing against each other if they both win against their opponents.
BotwOo-sama...
Raped by five sevens again
Why is ropz so shit in this Major?
>>2585749Huh,time to change the stream I guess
Man if both vitality and spirit lose.... That'd be the upset day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85Ihally on the line
reminder bot means automation entity not "bottom"
They haven't toggled yet.
the curse/blessing of broky friday
Can the "boring vitality finals era" spammers stop now
>>2585787yeah once they get blown out of a major
>>2585787they've just been proven incredibly boring though>>2585632
>spirit start on tGG, aurora 2-0
>spirit start t sideactually dangerous, they dominated last nukes so hard on ct that they didnt need to play t
>>2585797That was not what the boring talk was about, it was because they kept winning every game and event.
>French fucking over everyone's pickemskek based
againthey're putting up a good fight, but holy shit they're retarded
>falcucks>vitakeks
vitality losing actually makes some interesting changes to how the major shakes out potentially
>>2585809because they're a boring team nobody likespeople only ever support them because they hate other teams and players they're playing against
>>2585827No i don't think so.
>>2585839lol okay
>>2585827goat ohne just said he loves them so you got proven wrong, BUDDY
kek tranimefag just jinxed them
oh man they would have won this series if huaso stayed up there for another 10 seconds
>>2585845>streamer does thing for hasbarabux
OT?OT?OT?
HAHAHAHAHA
respect to 9zmeans we get more vitakino, very good
>>2585847?
Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL
NOOOOO FUARKKK
Vitality embarrassing, glad they lost
LMAAAOOOOOO
YOU LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE
ggkinda like this retarded hard punching teamapex must be fuming
HEEEEEEEEEEM PICKEMS
I was here
>>2585874good shit
FUCK YOUR PICKEMS, BUNCH OF NIGGERS
9Z BEAT VITALITY?????????????AHNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
getting raped in america mindbroke vitality kekespecially as they watched spirit win the bigger tournament and donk mvp
my fucking picks god dammit
Nerf that POS MP9 gun
knife
Holy fuck. How long has it been.Vitality are still winning this whole thing
jajajajajajajajajaja
nice toggle 9zwell done
Is there even an incentive (other than qualifying sooner) making it through 3:0? In other tourneys you get to skip to semis but here all 8 teams are gonna be in the quarter finals so its not likes it makes that big of a difference if the best teams dont make it through 3:0
>>2585901idk pickems and shit
LMAOING @ 3-0 VitalitytardsI warned you >>2572741
>>2585901cope
vita saw this and agreed
>>2585901HAHAHAHA COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2585901>Is there even an incentive (other than qualifying sooner) making it through 3:0?not playing an elimination match
>>2585894FlameZ mogging zywoo kek
Vitality era's over. Now it is the age of Brazil.
>>2585901Apex specifically wanted to prove that vita had an era, i doubt he would be happy with anything but perfect swipe
>>2585901kek insane cope
bb vs furia tomorrow if spirit win lol.. did not expect them to potentially 3-0
L U C H O VUCHOV
argentinias are white.
>>2585905king shit
>>2585924actually nvm they will play them either way
I've seen enough, kebabs lost
>>2585894Ignacio the exterminator
>>25859249z BB in GF
>>2585894guess who won type scoreboard
>>2585894come back to faze ropz
>>2585944Needs that firepower but no tactics pasta
donk :)spirit :)russia :)
sad for my picks but happy that my 9z niggas pulled thru against these vitality assholes
I guess people not wanting vitality and spirit to meet tomorrow got their wish
>>2585901nah not really. Like you implied Vitality are gonna qualify anyways and end up will all the others in quarters so it really doesnt matter that much for the best teams.
wtf is this round
bro imagine if he won that LMAO
>>2585961spirit got too cocky
>>2585961Absolute kino
nice job xantares
>>2585974grug player
I miss spunj tearing pros a new asshole when they make inexcusable mistakesthis faggy curry stew just doesn't cut it
>a literal frog
Damn, just how good is faze then? They raped 9z like 2 weeks ago
>>2585983faze is the better team in a world
>>2585983Faze>vitality confirmed
>>2585983b0tniggan stole major from faze, falcons AND kyxsan
DALEEEEEEE A CASA ZYWO GORDO PETE
>>2585986Fucking phrasing kek
musk is now the worlds first trillionairehow much is gabe worth
>>2585989
>>2586001Are you lost rajesh? This ain't/biz/
>vitality just got raped by no name shitters>how can i use this to seethe about a fat dane who raped my team 10 years agono limits to this trauma
APOLOGIZING FOR THE POOR ENGLISHWHEN WERE YOU WHEN TEAM VITALITY, THE BEST TEAM IN THE ENTIRE COUNTER STRIKE STORY, WELL PAID NIGGAS WITH A SALARY ABOVE 10K PER MONTH, LOST TO A RAG TAG GROUP OF SOUTH AMERICAN NIGGAS THAT HAD ONLY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND THE MONEY FOR BOTH FLIGHTS?
The succubus anna draining zywoo
>>2586012stop yelling
>>2586012
>>2585983Faze is not getting anti-strat into oblivion because no team respects them. you think 9z coach wasted a single second of his life analyzing faze demo? lol
9z might have saved pro cs viewership from completely disappearing
Stake nerf is real
>>2586012>POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND THE MONEY FOR BOTH FLIGHTS?if real thats how legends are born
Humblewoo keeping outsider pickems in
>>25860179z saved Counter Strike.
>>2586023trvke
FaZe? The Main Character of CS
xantares with the shit decisions AND shit mechanics
>9z put all their energy into antistratting vitalitybasednow will they fail to qualify our choke out immediately in the playoffs?
spirit look like shit on dust2, but at least they're sort of living up to their hype, guess i'll root for those cunts
>>2586049I have faith they will make it to playoffs, at least
sometimes bodyshots is all you need
>>2586051donk botted out and majer lifegamed, it is what it is
>>2586017>they're all brown so sudacas can't make TND edits of them and instead have to do thiskek
>>2586056my king
9z will be humbled by donk o algo así
(LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW)DO YOU LOVE THE WAY I DO WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY?HEY, DO YOU LOVE THE WAY I DO WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY?WHEN I'M LOVIN' YOUR BODY, L-LOVIN' YOUR BODY
They would've won 2-0 if they hadn't fucked up 19th round on dust2.
>>2586062>throws to give us more of himhe's so... so KIND and GENEROUS...
>>2586061donkers already lost to THE WILLPOWER AND SPIRIT OF SOUTHAMERICAN NIGGAS>>2586073NOT EVERY GAME IS A THROW
>>2586017>brazilian flagkek even AI knows south america = brazil
>>2586059if he had a4 he would have gotten 4th kill as well LOL
>>2586062you're weakI already told you to give up but you just don't get it
Spirit had better win tomorrow because down there man.....it's going to be hell.
>>2586082zontix is a1s abuser if he had a4 he'd get 0 kills
I swear to God this sticker pricing is pure Jewish trick.>hey bro we gonna release some pixels at X price>BUT SOMETIMES THEY WILL COST MORE?>Why, you ask? Because few more silly goyims decided to buy them same dayFucking kys, tards, i shant be buying shit
AZUWU will humble Niko.
>>2586082>aiming like he's running an awpgotta respect how he just doesn't give a fuck and still somehow makes it work at a tier1 level
>>2586062son
Somebody make a gif out of webm clapping. It's cute.
>Monte Falcons Oh nonononononono
>>2586106Fuck I meant a webm out of donk clapping.
aight sudacas you're going the fuck down
>there's always that one fucking guy that just doesn't know how to read the fucking room
>>2586117Che ganamos boludo
if aurora had beat spirit falcons would've played navi and vitality monte, instead falcons get monte and vitality mouz, kek
dupreeh is 100% correctfalcons core fucking suck whenever they're favoritesonly way they win tomorrow is if karrigan can activate kyosucky again while teses puts up the same performance as today
>>2586117>NATO rigging BRICS vs BRICS matchups
>>2586087https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>2586135your meme game sucks bro
What are the chances of vitality actually not winning this major?Sure you think its high right now because they lost to 9z but dont forget:Ropz takes adderall only during major playoffs
>9z vs vitality what do you think happened there?>uuuh if you ask me i think 9z won :) >they did win, which means you are facing them tomorrow >how do you feel about that? >:OLMAO
>>2586131Where are the indian and chinese teams?
>>>/int/222278924
>>258614150/50 they win or don't win
Is Vitality on its way to be KWABOTY 2026?
what the fuck was this?
>>2586141>Sure you think its high right nownothey're still the clear favoritesapex is gonna beat zywoo with a belt all night while ropz is forced to think up strats and smoke lineups, mezii and flamez crying in the cornerthey're going to playoffs as favorites no matter what
>>2586117bloodbath, i dont trust pari at allIf molokek doesnt ghost i think it will be pretty tough game for BetBoomSpirit should win My prediction RUS 3-0 BRA best case scenario (pari activates, molokek ghots / BetBoom rape)RUS 2-1 BRA expected RUS 1-2 BRA worst case scenario (both pari and BB shit the bed)
>>25861589z was testing the waters, tomorrow they will come prepared.
>>2586158donk needed a warmup pls understand
>>2586149>cross-postingI hate you /sp/fags so fucking muchthis is exactly how we got overrun by you fags
>>2586117Tomorrow I will feel macaco
i think it's time to cook a new thread
>>2586152>>2586152move at imglimit
>>2586188thread is borderline deadease off the gas
>>2586191thread always gets significant imageposting around now though
>>2586056He should unironically use an xm1014
based 'woobrother
>>2586245It's not over until it's over, and this thread isover
>>2586160>apex is gonna beat zywooIt's apex that was shit. He should beat himself. He act all macho, but he's a sissy.
>>2586262>being this retarded on purposeI hope you go back
not even the best awper lololol
>>2586326Goatwoo letting other players get ahead, what a legend
