>Cancer cup Soon!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2607332
Nice bread
>rice shower>actually likes bread
post your trainer card
>>2610129What's that?
>>2610130doxxing
>>2610129I lost the original image I had because screenshots don't sync between Steam and phone and I hit edit by mistake and it deleted
Question about runaways, how much lower is their top speed compared to a normal front?
Now that Street Fighter has jumped the shark with guest characters, it's time to add some uma guests.
>>2610129Mines very simple
>>2610136My hot take is that guest characters in fighting games are really overdone and lame and seeing tifa in SF6 is the complete opposite of hype for me. Anyway, add tokai teio to grandblue.
>>2610139>My hot take is that guest characters in fighting games are really overdone and lameI like guest fighters when it's like fighting game franchise vs fighting game franchise, when it's random IPs yeah it's kinda dumb
>>2610129Huh, I actually forgot I had Yeppers as the borrow, hmmm...eh, Kita is dime a dozen I guess I could place LB3 Creek
>>2610129I don't have Haru's card unfortunately.
>>2610129
>>2610136Top 5 umas as far as movement potential?
>>2610142Not even friend point one?
>>2610139I agree and I stopped playing SF6 when that awful Year 2 reveal killed my optimism for the game, but I really really want to QCF+P with some umas.
>>2610149No, though I could afford it and I think I could MLB now. Just kind of in a hoarding mindset so I rarely spend anything except monies and SP.
>>2610129Tfw haven't set up one, how do you guys give it cool pics?
>>2610153Image editing software seems to be the only choice I can see, but maybe I'm just too inexperienced.
>>2610139>>2610150What's so inherently bad about guest characters? Imo, it can really help put some eyes on a fighting game. Everyone remembers link in SC2.
>>2610148Biko PegasusEl Condor PasaMarvelous SundayMihono BourbonSweep ToshoI could go on, but I think these speak for themselves. Imagine the potential.
>>2610158Am I allowed to also consider or should I just keep imagining?
I’ve felt horrible ever since crashing out and gluing a Neicha run last night. She’s a good girl, she doesn’t deserve that.
>>2610166>glued NeichaOf all the umas too... though taking her to the glue factory probably helped restore confidence, even if the loss hurt.
>new data is availableFUUUCK YOU.
>>2610157My issue with guest characters in fighting games is that they're a huge slippery slope, you can't close the forbidden door once it's open. In the short term, they are hype and attract attention sure but in the long run they often detract from the appeal of the game's own universe. I'll use your example, take Link in Soulcalibur II. People still remember him today, but his inclusion didn't make players more attached to the Soulcalibur cast or lore. Instead, it helped create the expectation that future installments would feature even more guest characters. The conversation is not really "which Soulcalibur character will return?" But "who will be the next guest?" Mortal Kombat is probably the clearest example of this. Over time all the anticipated DLC reveals became guest characters pulled from completely unrelated (and often, very stupid to include) franchises and for a lot of players, those guests became the main source of hype, while the original roster took a back seat. And even that novelty starts to wear off when the appeal of seeing character X in universe Y is diminished when characters A, B, C, and D are also there. They just tend to overshadow the game's own cast. Looking at the reaction to Tifa in Street Fighter 6, it's obvious that she generated far more discussion and excitement than the other DLC characters. Once that door is opened, attention naturally shifts toward speculation about the next guest character rather than investment in the series original roster. The floodgates are open, and the game's identity becomes increasingly tied to outside franchises rather than its own universe. It just SUCKS for the identity of a fighting game.
>eos
>>2610157Guest characters have depreciated massively in terms of novelty after Fortnite. Now its just something that happens on a regular basis and something like Darth Vader duking it out against Lizardman or Solid Snake choking out Luigi isn't really all that cool anymore.
unconsider
>>2610155>>2610141Why are you guys putting welfare cards in your borrow slot?
>>2610170Very well said, Tifa is cool and all but now that opens the door to more random bullshit, looks like I'll never get to play dudley again
>>2610177My only MLB SSR non-welfare card is Kitasan and she is everywhere as a borrow!
yeah, the first room was early enough that it had traction, but I guess it was right before everyone went to bed. 1st room filled 9 in like 10 minutes. 2nd room filled only 8 in what, 3 hours? Like right after the nightly cliff. oh well. There'll just be mobs in this one.
>>2610129Funny that you ask for it; I updated the design not that long ago.
>>2610185HOLY NATIEMOGGED
>>2610157Imagine if next week Cygames announced Usain Bolt for the next trainee. Wouldn't that be amazing? It would really put some eyes on the game. And if that sounds retarded, remember SNK put fucking Cristiano Ronaldo and some literal who DJ in the last King of Fighters game lol.In the past, Street Fighter's guest characters have all been from closely related Capcom series that have already been established to be part of the same world. Final Fight, Rival Schools. I think it lends to the series'/world's feel. Like, the story is shit and shouldn't be taken seriously, but the choice of characters gives a feeling of what does and doesn't belong in the world, and then they just throw that feeling in the trash by inviting Tifa. Adding Terry and Mai was maybe forgivable given the two franchises' history, but I still didn't like it.But the bigger problem is the glacial pace at which new characters are added combined with the large amount of fan-favourite characters that people are waiting for. They just announced another year of no returning characters, so another year of Street Fighter fans not getting Street Fighter characters in their Street Fighter game.>>2610163Do what you want.
>>2610185Oh gomen, was there a room? I literally just woke up it's 10 AM
>>2610191It's 6PM
>>2610185so many mobs. Didn't really capture the vision i'd hoped for.
>>2610191Actually, it's 9 in the morning!
>>2610197spe posted this
>>2610191On the contrary, it's an hour past midnight.
>>2610195>he brought hesitant late surgersbro that's self sabotage!
>>2610190Yup, you got it right>no vega>no makoto >no guy>no mika >no cody>not even something wacky and unexpected like Q>two whomas, one crossover character that will never ever return in another game and one cost cutting measure to afford tifaIt sucks cock, Terry and Mai at least make sense. Fighting game X Fighting game is more acceptable. But this is just ass
>>2610204Avenging their performance in the 9 man room, Teio takes the win in the 8+10 man roomdoesn't count! We natie fans will take revenge next wednesday!
>>2610204Those nice natures fucking stink
probably all still asleep but gratz to the podium.
>>2610211
>>2610209What a bummer that I was asleep for the fun room, thanks for hosting!
I just downloaded an uma.>>2610208>and one cost cutting measure to afford tifaI couldn't even remember who the last guy was. I guess you mean Bosch. What a joke of a pick. It should have been Li-Fen.
>>2610200it may or may not change when my other oshis come out in the futureyes i am a shameless manwhore
>>2610129Here you go, my fine friend.
How much stam and heals do we need for this CM?
Doto...
>>2610218I never realized until recently that all these fat bastard memes came from Austin Powers
>>2610215Does shakur browse /g/?
>>2610219You don't need any heals if you can get to 800+ stam
>>2610219I mean, you don't really need heals. Just reach 750-800 stam, if you're asking for oguri heals>hydrate>corner >777
>>2610223I dread how umachan looks like
>>2610228It's probably pretty funny. The most popular umas likely have their own dedicated generals in /ura/.
>>2610228most of umachan would probably be normal levels of 4chan shitbut the uma board itself would be some ungodly combination of /sp/, /tv/, and /vt/
>>2610228>I think trainers deserve respect and privacy in their lives.>post cock or gtfo
>>2610228>There is something wrong with that Smart Falcon, I tell you, I was passing by her singing and dancing on the street, trying to ignore her cuz I'm not into that idol shit and she grabbed me, changed my phone ringtone to one of her songs and then said that she can't wait to see me in her concert>I bought the tickets and will got here, mind you, I am afraid of what she will do to me if I don't, but something has to be done about that maniac
>>2610238>taurus gold>without the starshould've put bronze in there would've been funnier
This is so brutal man i'm completely at the mercy of rng.
>>2610228>I want to raep Kitasan's trainer and gain his winning seed>Don't make us dox your location again alnond ai
>>2610241>without the starWhat's that? I'm a noob
>>2610157>it can really help put some eyes on a fighting game.Just gonna point out that basically every measure developers have done in service to this mindset have made a net negative impact on the genre at large. I am not even some real boomer, the first fighting game I took kinda seriously was SSF4AE. But guess what, 09ers were almost 20 fucking years ago. Fighting games will never ever EVER achieve mainstream popularity in a way that will create a playerbase large enough that /v/ couldn't call the second most popular game in the genre dead (not helped by the fact that crossplay is still nonexistent in the majority of them and will continue to be so), so instead they should probably focus on making games the existing playerbase they've carved out of this niche will enjoy playing. They're already milking it further with season passes planned before the games come out to keep the playerbase engaged since they can't sell you new versions wholesale anymore, that and sponsored tournaments with 20 minute ad breaks between matches.Mandatory viewing material still relevant to this day (even here): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
>>2610248stars are added on titles for every extra cm win you get
Man, my MANT runs have left much to be desired recently. To be fair, training mile Bs is partially to blame, but still...
>>2610152The Haru card is 10RB and 15TE, it's actually a decent card to use for MANT even if you're not doing a guts build just because it's a good roamer and all it's events give +energy
>>2610254>i trained for medium>i meant to train for milegod damn itWelp, time to find a different replacement to Air Groove. Is Gold Ship good at miles..?
>lost mile championship>already clocked 5 times on post-inspiration G3s I had no place losingIt's just so tiring. junior G3s are whatever. It's early enough a loss doesn't bother me, but if i win all of those I start to get baited by the idea of getting true way of kings/queens, undefeated, a perfect run. I didn't even realize I'd clocked more than 3 times. I thought I had 2 left.
>>2610257Can be raised to Mile A fairly easily but all backliners will just lose some races every now and then no matter how strong they are.
Cygames please I NEED a nighttime CM one day, orange skies aren't enough
>>2610250>One character, forever, 'til death. One character.This is me.
>>2610262I'm just trying to shuffle my team over so I can have Air Groove as a sprinter.
>>2610268I forgot to attach the image
>>2610268Are there any passive skills for night/day?
>>2610271Make a sprint Kingu, add a Mile Vodka and continue improving your team from there.
>>2610279>mile vodkaGood idea actually. Thanks.
>>2610129Old ahh screenshot, but i havent changed it. R8 it
>>2610271Are those in the picture your only 3* umas? I'd be happy to make a TT suggested roster, it's a fun thought experiment since you've got some umas wasting their potentials like Mayo on Sprint when she's got a gold recovery in her kit for example.
Reminder to run the TRUE and HONEST uma.
>>2610285Looking Suzucute.
What car do you drive, /v/ma?
>>26101212 LOAVES?!?!?!??!WHY DID THIS GREEDY SACK OF SHIT THINK THAT WAS OK??????2 FUCKING LOAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2610297FUCKING HEEL TAKING 2 LOAVES FOR HERSELF, I HATE HER
>>2610290that pic... wait a second...
>>2610290>average/huge income>drives a carAhh, im sorry.>>2610295I ride a Bicycle
>>2610290>female trainer male companionis she gay
>>2610295Do you really think I can afford a car in this Economy?
>>2610287See screencap attached.>>26102952000 Red Ford Mustang with a broken ABS.
holy shit this run was 2 speed away from being bricked, had to turn on boss battle music to not fuck it up
>>2610311I think aptitude mutations should not be allowed
>>2610312Thats the most sovlful ones though. I got gold in the last dirt CM (after failing to get into Finals A, regrettably, with several 2/5s) with a Dirt S Mile S Shichi
>>2610331I only meant style mutations, the rest are fine
>>2610295not gonna say what it is but it is red
>>2610310This is what I'd probably run. The only thing approaching a mutant you're making is a sprint Groove, and we've also avoided anyone below Mile D which is a major pain in the dick for MANT. Your dirt and sprint team are kinda locked in, but you've got a billion Lates that could go onto your Medium team instead of Dia if you want to slot someone else in there. You can also swap out your Late in the Long easily, though Mambo having a recovery unique and gold recovery as well makes her a good candidate, and same goes for Pace in Long and Medium.
>>2610339Ah, well, yeah, true enough. Though you can have fun with it. I remember several CMs ago there was a end suzuka in one of these rooms, a bad-end Suzuka, of sorts
>>2610311Proposal: remove pink sparks from the game. No more chasing distance S from inspirations. Aptitudes can now be permanently increased with Dream Glimmer like hint books for hint levels.
>>2610349I don't even want to think about how many career's worth of glimmer they would make it cost to go from G to A/S for a single aptitude
>>2610349I agree with removing pink sparks however I don't think having an all A aptitude uma would be appropriate
>why can't I hold all these limes
>>2610349As someone whose favorite uma has potentially the worst aptitude spread in the game, I feel like this would remove a lot of the fun and impressiveness of hardcore mutations.
>>2610349as of 2026 in jp the only gamble is getting S and fast learner, everything else is basically guaranteedwhere's the thrill of it if everyone will have the same umas
Teio... Why are you drinking booze... >>2610349Mm, id propose to just remove S aptitudes, or only make them happen as the run starts.
>>2610362>everything else is basically guaranteedlol, lmao
>>2610362I realized a lot of the things I wish would be changed means that the game will end up being less fun. Unfortunately the more the game pisses you off, the better it is at being a game.
>>2610363Honey sake does not sound very appealing to me, but I'd at least try it.
>>2610364>no agemasen cards>all card chains finish before finale>capping stats is easy and races becomes infinite skill triggers from start to finish>game can make you parents with desired sparks if you don't want to do parent runs
Okay guys, hear me out, what if we made it so alll long hair umas had short hair, and all short hair umas had long hair?
>>2610372Ok sorry I failed to read the most important part of your post>in jp
>>2610371Isn't sake supposed to be like japanese version of vodka? i.e. flavourless alcohol
>>2610373What happens to Shinko Baldy?
>>2610349counterpoint: double down. Allow pink sparks to go even higher. You have 6 sparks, let it go as high as your luck can take you. 1S, 2SS, 3UG, 4UF, 5UE, 6UD, 7UC, 8UB, 9UA, 10US, 11USS, 12UU.
I want PockeWhy does Pocke only arrive in 2028?
>>2610376Hayahide tier mane
>>2610378I never noticed that Pokke and Fuji are supposed to be designed from the same silks since their race outfits are so different
To the anons who listen to the songs, what songs are you looking forward to be added the most? I'm really looking forward to gourmet parade myself.
>>2610363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ywjy-Osh-sIt's not her first bottle, either...
>>2610378How long away can she be?>Comes out right before Dream JourneyWhat the hell!?
>>2610373Does vodka grow her hair out to match her rat tail, or does she cut off her rat tail to match the rest of her dumb head?
>>2610384She grows out her hair but there is a conspicuous gap in the middle
>>2610384She should cut the rat tail, I had no idea she had one until recently, she should only have short hair
>>2610375Not at all. Vodka is distilled potato juice that's meant to taste like nothing (but frequently taste like shit due to impurities). Sake on the other hand is brewed rice, closer to beer than vodka, and can have really bright or earthy notes which are part of the intended flavor, unlike vodka. Good sake is very flavorful, unlike good vodka which is tasteless.
>>2610381UMA New World is nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DugaZiG0HQ
>>2610387Did you know Kawakami had a ponytail too?
>>2610390You are just fucking with me now
>>2610388Huh, for some reason I thought its tasteless, probably because its so colorless in many depictions that I associated it with a colorless drink that I am more familiar withLearn something every day
>>2610390They all have ponytails, they're fucking horses.
>>2610386Does Oguri get vodka hair?
>>2610384twin tails
>>2610393Sake tastes like a weird thin white wine where most of the flavor is in the aftertaste and it doesn't quite coat your mouth the same way grapewine does.
>>2610392Nope, she has a completely pointless tail behind her long hair>>2610394Rudolf pls
>>2610399Where did Ramonu's ears go?
>>2610400What the fuck
>>2610393I can see how vodka can make that association, but honestly one of the most flavorful spirits is also colorless. Here's a Japanese one I'm particular to, gives it a nice citrus flavor that's distinct.
>>2610402Different hag
>>2610400>pointlessthat's for holding during lovey-dovey babymaking
>>2610405This is an actual hag and even then she is just designed like a young woman with big tits and bags under her eyes.Hagfags delude themselves because being in front of an actual granny would be disgusting, no Maruzensky is not a hag you just like young women with huge tits
>>2610404Ah I see, neatIn my defense I am an eastern euro, so...
>>2610407Hag is +30
>>2610407You are conflating 3dpd with anime. Maru is the platonic form of hag that keeps a youthful spirit.
>>2610409>In my defense I am an eastern euro, so...It all makes sense. Jokes aside I would encourage you to try a nice bottle of sake sometime. A rule of thumb, if it's on the cheaper side, chill it, if it's on the more expensive side, warm it.
>>2610379does anybody know, can you swap characters haircuts in umaviewer? im trying to, but i cant do it
Also has Curvature, MPB and Pump. Not sure how I feel about it, Akikawa was a bit stingy with hints and a tail held high coming from hints or inspirations would’ve been nice… End XOguri with Medium S doesn’t exactly come easy though…
>>2610413and youthful appearance, really there is nothing haggy to her besides the fact that she's been around, at that point what aspects of "hags" do you even like? None physical that's for sure
>>2610415Dunno, I know its possible, but I have no idea how anon who made pic related managed to do that
>>2610407Anyone who thinks Maru is an actual hag is retarded. Calling her a hag is a meme because she's behaves like an old lady. It's a joke anon.
>>2610423You'd be surprised at how hagfags delude themselves
>>2610407yeah but she's also she's japanese give her a few more years and she'll shrivel into her tiny obachan form overnight
>>2610424/@/ is the best place for hagfags acting high and mighty for being attracted to 21 year old women, there’s no actual ages attached to Uma so it’s a bit easier to lose yourself to delusions like that.
>>2610407Middle aged women are hot, I don't know what to tell you.
>>2610427Now to be fair, Ramonu and Pearl kinda look like 30 year old aunts, especially in their casual clothes
>>2610381Pokke's song is the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc
>>2610400It's not pointless. Umas have handles so their trainers can rein them in.>>2610415You can put one uma's head on another's body but you can't isolate the hair.>>2610421That was me, actually. It's just GIMP + cooy and paste and color editing. Now that I'm looking closely, I can see I missed a spot. The skin above her left eye is black.
>>2610433damn Fuji can be cool like that?
>>2610436She was never cool
>>2610440Agree, it's why I asked, she sucks
>>2610433I remember my initial impression of the song being fairly lukewarm, but the song quickly grew on me.
>>2610434ah, well. The /v/ma science department doesnt get enough funding for ts, if anyone figures something out, please post your findings
>finish Falco's event chain on a parent run>she agemasens me with 700 power
>>2610451mystery neighga
/v/ma-chan Excalidraw has been updated.https://excalidraw.com/#room=cc389ae09316febdd6ca,vguTWBb5ewnSiMj9VR7u2w
>>2610432Is that just because they are rather stacked though? Palmer dresses like a wine aunt, I don’t see people call her a hag though.
>>2610451That could be literally anyone
>>2610471Palmer has that youthful energy about her and really every Mejiro dresses like thatPearl meanwhile looks like she is on her third divorce
>>2610471Palmer dresses like my wife.
More like Mejiro Plapper
I have to make the very tough decision of retardedly spending some of my hard earned money either in this game or on a Strange Professional Killstreak Kritzkrieg
>>2610476>>2610479They practically dress the same, it’s just pants versus a skirt.
Anyone got a good End Closer Dominator deck? I have no idea what cards to use. Also is it true that I just need to run URA and only need wits and nothing else?
>>2610486Shirt is different too and that pearl necklace adds at least 5 years
Palmer simply tries to emulate the younger girl who groomed her.
>>2610484oh it cant be th->80 keys at minimumjesus christ... i'd imagine it would be better than however many pulls you can buy here>>2610479god i love how she shows off her hips. any other umas like this?
>>2610476I keep forgetting Pearl is a mare. How dangerous is she?
>>2610491>reverse groomingHOT
>>2610484>$200God how I wish every weapon had war paint compatibility so people wouldn't have to pay out the ass for these bullshit salvaged crate stranges.
>>2610490>Shirt is differentDesign, sure. But it’s two button up blouses.
>>2610493I don't know but I vibe with her which is why I am ready to spark her despite knowing very little, same thing with Loves-chan and a good number of othersDacchi says her career is fun if nothing else
>surprise kingu anal rapeth-thanks
>>2610494kys
>>2610500Kiss my Suzuka?
>>2610494I fucking despise their relationship, I hate corruption and it's clear that Helios is a bad influence on her and Palmer will only end up bimbofied. This is toxic
What's the stam requirements for end closers this CM med CM
>>2610363>SakeRuined
>>2610499Just like the Aoharu days.
>>2610492Yes, it's expensive as fuck, but I'd probably get a lot of mileage out of it, I still enjoy the fuck out of playing Medic and that's the last strange I need>>2610495Me too dude, it's the reason I haven't bought it earlier (that and I didn't have a job) they updated the warpaint list once but never again, I am waiting until this summer update (if it even comes) if they don't increase the compatibility list I'm biting the bullet (knowing my luck they'll increase it shortly after)
>>2610502>t. Hasn’t played Palmer’s career
>>2610503About 750 is the absolute bare minimum if you have high wit but you risked getting rushed or debuffed to death so 800+.
>>2610513Thanks guess I'll go with 2 stam parents
>>2610508I haven't I only know from the S2 anime
Wake me up when Shakur drops.
Does CB count as a hag to these people too?
HOW DOES RUDOLF FUCKING LOSE SO MUCH. IT'S NOT EVEN THE USUAL MILE RACES. SATSUKI SHO, JAPANESE DERBY, OSAKA HAI, TAKARAZUKA KINEN. FUCKING EVEN IN THE MEDIUM RACES SHE JUST KEEPS FLOPPING. WE GET GREAT TRAINING. I GIVE HER PLENTY OF EARLY SKILLS TO HELP AND WE JUST LOSE LOSE LOSE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I SWEAR IT NEVER FELT THIS BAD. EVERY FUCKING RUN TODAY RUINED BY THIS SHIT. I need to go to bed but I'm so fucking mad.
>>2610522That entire generation
>>2610527Ace too? she looks more like Goku (perpetual youth)
>>2610506Much as I like Kingu, I'm glad I outgrew her SR speed card. MLB Kitasan and Biko work wonders. Come Grand Live assuming I don't get totally fucked I should still be using that core + smaru for fronts or tachyon for pace.>>2610524sometimes the game decides it's your day to suffer, and there's nothing you can do but wait for tomorrow.
>>2610502t.Mejiro Grandma
>>2610502I will not stand for this slander. Palmer's entire career is about how much she looks down on herself until Helios inspires her. The entire reason she keeps going in the first place is because Helios makes it fun and gives her an ideal self to strive towards.
>>2610532I know some people here who need that type of encouragement
>>2610494>>2610502go back to xitter, tourist
>>2610529Even Ace
>>2610541Ok you guys just don't like hags at all, that is a 20 year old woman
So, I don't have X. Oguri, but I am kind of confused about how you are supposed to run her for cancer. How do you determine whether you should run her as a front, pace, late, or end runner? I swear every time I see one, she has a different running style.
are people still using this?
>>2610545I am... I haven't really changed them, might be the reason why I'm fucked
>>2610545Never have, never will
>>2610545I am, I can't be arsed to look up epithets, although I did slightly modify milelet scheduleToo chicken to do three races in a row, know how it is
Kongming is so fvcking cool.
Pama and Helios are just best friends.
>>2610543Maru>mr.CB=Ace>Rudolf>Sirius>RamounThat´s the age order, but City somehow dogde the bullet. why don´t we count city to these hags?( don´t say it´s because she is a gyaru)and then we have oguris generation+tama
>>2610502You know, I initially hated Helios too but after Palmers career I haven't the heart to dislike the zuma, she is like a walking ray of sunshine who works herself to her own limits to encourage Palmster
>>2610551i want to do this for my oshi, but my Sei parent is such a CP cow, I can't change her.
>>2610552I don't get it.
>>2610545I use dafyuda to check how much stats i lose from skipping sometimes. The major races i have memorized except for sprints/dirt
>>2610554City acts the most adult of the Gyarumas, save for MAYBE Palmer, so there is that, of course she also chills with Jordan, who is the second zoomiest zuma
>>2610554>Ramonu is the oldest-looking one>It's actually the youngest
>>2610363YOU WILL BUY TEIO'S PISS
>>2610558What did she mean by this?
>>2610558Bro is not loyal to the Wei kingdom...
>>2610558What the FUCK did she mean by this
>>2610546are you saying they're detrimental to follow?
>>2610569No, I am saying that there might be better schedules that everyone else is using and I am still using the same ones. I don't know if they are good or bad at this point
What was the biggest /v/ma's lie you honestly believed?
>>2610573Mant being the great equalizerPoor anon that posts his runs her always makes me cry
>>2610573That we'd go back to /v/
>>2610573MANT is F2P scenario and you don't need FineMo for MANT
>>2610576Like Limewire guy?
>>2610573That Gold Ship doesn't deserve love.
>>2610580exactly
>>2610573I skipped Finemo because I was told mant is a F2P scenario.
Here's your Silence Suzuka, bro
>>2610586
>>2610585They forgot to tell you that Finemo is a F2P now.
I genuinely can't figure out if if I'm bad, my deck is bad, or I am just unlucky. Was Xoguri always this annoying to build?
>>2610573Wit stops late starts
>>2610593If mant is F2P because you need specific MLB SSR then what is aoharu where you need a 1LB?
>>2610585>>2610578I skipped FineMo and I don't regret it
>>2610585kitasan, windy, flower, marv (either), tachyon, and borrow FM Natie or CB as needed. totally usable 2-1-3 or 2-2-2 decks that can hit SS and beyond. Can even hit 70 RB in the 2-2-2, though I wouldn't recommend it unless your uma has a wit bonus.
>>2610604The only way you would realistically have Windy as a F2P is if you pulled on the march Fine Motion banner.
>>2610596That LB1 Yeppers is a super brick and I don't know why you are playing her when XOG's strength is that she has a perfect accel with carryover. No need to gamble with NSM you can just get Nimble Nav and use a real 6th cardThat being said with 3 wit cards you should be getting at least 1000 wit and 1200 speed even if she's a brick. You either got super unlucky or were not boosting your wit trainings enough.
>>2610607Nah I got her at MLB during Kita and Riko banners
>>2610609That's a crazy long time to be without Kitasan. I would have quit if I was so unlucky.
>Taking a break from parent runs to aim for my favourite uma's Completionist title>Going really well so far; should only take a few more runs to clear out sprints, the one long I couldn't get on my first pass, and a few dirt races I missed...>...oh fuck dirt sprints exist>I have to mutate Sprint E Dirt G into something capable of winning racesYou know what maybe the Groundwork mines aren't so bad
>>2610614I'm doing the same with Golshi right now. Spring G Dirt G is no joke.
>>2610613I was young a foolish, I spend 70 rolls on her and didn't get her because I bankrupted myself before on Taishin who I didn't get eitherBut luckily for me I managed to get the three necessary copies within 100 rolls during her rerun! And Taishin, well, I had 2 sparks for the megabanner and she was at the top of that list!
What is the exact date GL drops? Are we in sub one month territory now?
>>2610614My wife's real life counterpart won actual prestigious races so forcing her to farm mickey mouse cups in the game would be disrespectful.
>>2610628Exact date? We just don't knowIts probably during the second half of the month
>20 days until she's homeIT'S NOT FAIR
>>2610614I did this with Sprint F Turf G Scarlet and it was so easy I don't feel the title is even worth showing off.
>>2610637Dirt G*
>>2610635I told you to spark her during megabanner, dog
>>2610608My summers were pretty bad, and 2/3 of my final three trainings had no rainbows with no whistles, but you're right I should probably prioritize wit more; it was only at level three I think.
>>2610552you havent met Sima Yi yet. no HE is kino
>>2610642Yeah my wit trainings always end up as lv4 or 5. During junior year I almost always spam it since it's energy efficient. I can sometimes start classic year with wit at lv3 which is just nice, as long as I don't neglect speed either.
>>2610651No wei, cap?
just got 400 speed at hopeful stakes
>>2610655yes wei
>>2610659Its incredible how this show just gets better (at least so far, I'm on ep 40)
>>2610635I am still of the belief that all girls would be better as gyarus
>>2610573being a first-rate is a matter of attitude
so, i know that seiun and kita are good front parents, ive found out yesterday that Neo, Laurel, and Ruby (?) are good late parents. what about the other two styles, Pace and end?
>>2610673These are the parents that are used depending on the track layout.
>>2610673Late parents work quite well on ends in my experience as long as you have good mid/late race skills and early start or daring strike to boost them into late positions before the final spurt starts.
>>2610680yeah, as of now, i shouldve specified that i was asking about whats to come. i dont want to be haloween Shakur broken or something, if it just so happens that shes a strong end parent
is falkek still the strongest sprint front?
>>2610680I still don't understand this image
Does anyone play this on Android? Is there a way to keep the game from killing itself every few minutes? It doesn't seem to happen to other games I have
>>2610725I do and I have no clue, my game freezes randomly sometimes but thankfully not enough to be an issue, I do remember an anon telling me back on Christmas/New Years that he got the same phone (before I got it) as me and he had freezing issues.
>>2610725>Every few minutesThe game is a poorly optimized piece of shit but I don't have this issue. The only times it crashes for me is when I tab out to another app(mainly the browser to shitpost here) and then it gets stuck, but it doesn't happens very often. I have a Samsung running Android 15
>>2610725I've had mine freeze and require a full restart a few times but never every few minutes.
>>2610725>>2610727i do, i have that. what helps in my case, (i would imagine its not widely applicable fix) is, on my phone theres this "game center" thing, and in there theres an option to change the performance mode. whenever the game freezes i swap between turbo and normal, and that fixes it.
>>2610703V.Bourbon
>>2610725I downgraded the graphics in game and cleared my phone's cache after it restarted my phone twice in a row
>>2610734yada...
How do I make XOguri gas?
>>2610755Foods high in starch or sugar
>>2610755Beans
>>2610759>>2610760Not the gas I meant
>>2610755at 7:77PM, eat a carrot steak, go around a corner into your bathroom, turn off the light, light a candle, and in the mirror, say three times "hungry xoggy"
>>2610725Works fine on my Revvl8 from 2025. Including casual back and forthing and "high" settings.
>>2610761Most people are running her as an end this time around and I can't think of a single way to make them gas out. I guess buying flustered / subdued end but that will hardly do anything. Besides 4 whites and an ult that also gives back stamina on a medium track is impossible to gas out even with just the bare minimum stamina you get from playing MANT without training it.
>>2610772>Most people are running her as an endI don't think so, I still think Pace is by far the most popular. I would try End but I just don't have the resources for such mutation while not killing my Medium S sources
>last medium cm it took me 23 runs to get a med S natie>even with better parents I've done 10 runs without med SBut the fucking single sparks like turf or mile procs every other run. At this point I have to restraint myself to not glue the run inmediatly after the second inspo
>>2610805it won't get better until GM
Hot /v/ma-chan take: We shouldn't finalize anything about her until after MANT is over and we're all in a better way. I think it will produce better results.
hot take: every concept should be given a distinct name and treated equally
>>2610831It's gonna take us forever to decide anyways, I don't think we'll ever reach a consensus, especially with timezones
>get jumpscared by Urara on turn one for instant charmingYep, this run won’t be getting Medium S!
hot take: I think human trafficking is bad
>>2610845Did you speak out against the torena trafficking to Epsatono island?
hot take: i'm kidnapping the guy above and selling him to albanian mafia
hot take: we should glass Oy Neigh
>>2610849She won't allow it mate
>>2610848I'm boycotting Satono Diamond and using Christmas Oguri in her place in this CM. I'd love to use an off-meta trainee but I have to stand up for my principles, you see.
Hot take, I am trapped in a cage of ennui and lack the will and discipline to break out, all I can do is use temporary distractions to create an illusion of happiness
>>2610673Five fucking parents, are you serious?Are those three track dependant like Dober?
>>2610857Very appropriate image choice.
>>2610856You are going in the sleeve btw
>>2610857happiness is a feeling, and these are subjective. if you gaslight yourself into truly believing that youre happy, whos to say that you arent
>>2610673>Pace
Okay get how Jordan and Helios are gyarumas, I can see it, but how do Palmer and City count beyond just hanging out with them?
>>2610873They're supposed to represent the evolution of gyarus, apparently.Except Helios and Palmer are both from the 80s so I dunno.
hot take: I think danch
>>2610864Damn right
>>2610860Laurel for longs and Universe for Mediums. Ruby's unique doesn't seem that good as an inherit but she's for miles/sprint.
>>2610881
Isn’t Zephyr the first Meta trainee that will be released in a long while? I don’t want to have to pull for dumb wind girl
I regret not getting the wife version...
>>2610873Different flavors of gyaru. I think Palmer is supposed to be onee and Shichi is rokku.
>>2610889But she's got big tits and a low cut dress
Just saw someone post a Wuv You and Danchou blew his shit schmoove off. Crazy shit.
>>2610020Hey thanks this deck worked out pretty good but uh how much stamina do I need again for Cancer
>>2610899Not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>2610900You need ~750 but a gold a white and double NSD gives you a good 91% spurt under bad conditions
>>2610889>8 seconds of 0.1 acceluhhhhh...
>>2610882Me on the left and on the right at the same time
>>2610910Fuck, that's not enough is it? I'll do a couple more I guess but I doubt I'm going to get Med S and Groundwork again
>>2610923nah, thats plenty you can always improve her but i think she's in a good enough spot where you can move to another ace and come back around later
Hot take and lemaire
Are there any support cards that I should definitely be using for TT uma or just stack them with whatever golds they have inherent?
>>2610937Why head towels?
>>2610938Kawakami princess
>>2610940>head towelsI don't think lemaire is an arab name.
>>2610938card with cheap gold is always good, kawakami with center stage, tazuna or stam suzuka for concentration are first that come to mind
>>2610935Really? I remember reading that spurt rate has to be as close as possible as you can to 100% to be viable. I'll take your word for it though, thanks, but I've already started a run right before reset so fingers crossed I can get the exact same thing just with more stamina.
I... I like Umamusume
>>2610963You have a gambling addiction.
>>2610946To be fair there are probably a good few arabs with french names, colonization and all that
>>2610963this piece of shit has irrevocably ruined by gamer cred
>>261095090% is what i would consider good enough, that means that you need the very worst of luck (bad mood, late start,spot struggle, rushed) to not properly spurt, normal mood and above you're basically spurting without any problems
>>2610977My mates all see that I play a fucking horse idol gacha and sometimes I wish I played it on a second account
>>2610977Think I'll be safe for a few years with my 4k in Rust.
>>2610978>hidden game>set profile to invisibleIt's fake and gay but it solves your problem.
>>2610937I can't wait for the hot springs scenario.
I forgot to do a career today, Danchou is gonna execute me once I open the game
>>2610980You know you can just mark individual games as private, right?
Oh come on! Five terrible Jordan rolls and I get medium S every time but a single good, by my standards, run and nothing? Not a single golden inspiration!You know what? Its fine, I am happy with this, I have team in at least a usable for B league state
>>2611001I can? HOW?
>>2611005>Right click>Manage>Mark as privateNow YOU can play as much hentai as you want!
>>2611005>right click game name>manage>mark as privateCongratulations, your shame is now hidden from prying eyes.
>>2611005
>>2611005if you do it you're a pussy
>>2611009>>2611010>>2611011First time seeing this, I am so retarded, I ruined my PR for nothing
>>2611012I'M A PUSSY AND I'M PROUD
>>2611013All my high school classmates I have added on Steam know I play this kusoge too... it's over for my PR...
>>2611038Why did Opera do this?
Anyway to setup hotkeys so I don't have to do multiple clicks?
>>2611038I play it openly and also have anime girls on my profile
Lowly S+ XOGuri gets triple dommed and still slays the UG slags
I genuinely don't know why people give a shit what anyone else thinks about the games they play OH NO NOT MY GAMERCRED, seriously you people must be literal chil...>>2611038>All my high school classmatesBit of advice, life is too fucking short to give a shit what other people care about your hobbies, and if they actually treat you any different because you play a waifu horse game then honestly they just aren't good friends.
Lab coat aquired
>>2611096Congrats!
>>2611096Good shit!
>>2611096Congrats newfag-kun!
>>2611096yay
>>2611096Man it was such a good feeling unlocking al those 3 star outfits. The thrill is gone. It's umover...
>>2611096Nice. I miss that steady trickle of unlocking outfits.
>>2611096I now remember the guy who didnt have the tachyon's outfit for a while from back in the day
>>2611096>you now remember the one tachyonfag that was deep into unity without her outfit
>>2611110Twin Turbo soon. And she's a 1*!
>>2611106All of that just to whine at her trainer for not cooking for her he did it only once before and she was eating slurry before that
>>2610963rookie numbers god soon it will be more than in a game i have set up as favorite, and i've been playing it for YEARS
>>2610232Which uma would have the worst general to browse?
>>2611112>>2611113Kek, I remember him, those were the days
>>2611077>enddid they miss their uniques or is end that good?
>>2611118teio
>>2611118I imagine /gcg/ - gold city general would be the worst thing known to man.
What if your friends found out you go to uma tracks?
>>2611126Yeah 100%
>>2611130They already know i go to horse tracks
Would you allow your trainee to feed you?
>>2611116after a few hundred hours the playtime counter gets more and more depressing at it keeps racking up. my personal happy zone is from 50-200 hours, got the most out of my money spent but without it consuming my life.
>>2611137LEADS ME TO WHERE
>>2611137Yes to any uma other than Taiki or Akebono
>>2611118Agnes Digital general (she posts there frequently and is an extremely annoying thread schizo)
>>2611126sounds like it'd be a shitty general
>>2611092yours is alright.>>2611111checked
>>2611137only with her breast
tung tung tung shakur teehee
>>2611118Dunno about worse but /mej/ - mejiro general would be pretth chill, worst ones are probably nishino or sweep
>>2611152Based Paydaybro
>>2611161You may ONLY post in /mej/ if you bought the umachanpass
>>2611137Depends on who I'm training. I'm not letting Gold Ship put anything in my mouth after what happened last time.
>>2611170what
>>2611115a genius scientific mind requires adequate sustenance
>>2611118Curren's would be full of coomer simps so hers.
Stop being a lazy neigha, do her dirt missions
>>2611137And people were trying to say Taiki isn't for you just because she wouldn't kiss you on New Year's.
>>2611185jhmmmmm nyo
>>2611118Falco's general would easily become identical to /vt/
>>2611185I will never listen to what this fridge body has to say
>>2611185I did, they were miserable.what the FUCK are dirt neighas supposed to do race-wise without boofing turf up? just die until GL?
>>2611197>oh, my, gosh flaco, only 500 million fans?>o-m-g curren is a whore!>curren didn't show up for training today, she totes banged 50 hobos!!!!
>>2611204Dirtoids should not have rights.
>>2611140all roads lead to gran soren
>>2611165still no DSOD mask btw, only DW. ive beaten every possible heist on stealth in DSOD, but loud only shit remains outside of my reach.>>2611118Would Tachyons general just be full of powerscalers?
>>2611209In a way, this is little different from gosspi magazines that teenage girls like
>>2611118/sei/ would be dead with sudden 8 PPM schizo sperges
>>2611212urara's crying now, i hope you're happy.
Which uma would have the best general to browse?
>>2611209LMAO
W-what will Falcon do to me if I don't?
>>2611124All three XOguris popped ult on the 777 drop, MPB and Pump at practically the same time just makes it a rocket when it hits.
>>2611202>fridge bodyIt's just her racewear being bulky, falco looks nice
What would her general be like?
>>2611227Dead
>>2611227stinky
>>2611221/nano/, assuming the umachan posters are like their uma. They'd all be employed and it would be dead as fuck
>>2611227Let's just say it's a good thing they got rid of IP counts.
>>2611227She doesn't have one
>>2611227pranks and trolls, exiled and banned after someone plans a terrorist attack "to be the biggest villain"
>>2611213Which uma could accurately tell me the elemental weaknesses of wildlife?
>>2611227They would be trolls who intentionally go to the other generals and shit them up for a laugh
>>2611106These crackheads need to make more Uma movies
>>2611239I mean, what other umas could be a good movie? I don't know about keiba
>>2611238Basically /vg/ but way less gay.
>>2611214I still don't have the DSOD mask either, but mainly because I haven't played a ton of the new heists (more like haven't paid for them, the new dlcs are too expensive). But at least I did the gauntlet of the 5 hellish missions on DSOD (Lab Rats, Bomb Forest, Goat Sim, Henry's Rock and Meltdown) so I could get the DSOD mask easily, it's probably the hardest thing I've ever done in vidya, I'm quite proud. The DW mask is cooler anyways
>>2611118JJAJAJAJAJAAJENTER>The Alpha of Awe>The Brute of Brawn>The Cultivator of ClassEtc etc.
>>2611242I have no idea, but the movie was great and I would very much like more. Cingray hopefully gets how ever many seasons it needs to adapt the whole manga too.
>>2611242Ace story would make a great movie
>>2611227What is Windy's favourite video game series? this should be easy
/HOWDY/ - Guns and Food
>>2611242Well they're currently busy with kagurabachi, but I can see a couple >Oguri's last race>ACE>Nakayama Festa's L'Arc attempt>83-84 golden age movie There are options for sure
>>2611254Dino Crisis, of course.
>>2611256>Nakayama Festa's L'Arc attemptShe lost tho
>>2611255They are all fat /k/ommandos
>>2611263Pokke never beats Tachyon
>>2611256Are we seriously not getting more Uma anime because they are busy with Kaguranigger? I'm gonna hate that dogshit series with all my heart now
>>2611255finally a good board
>>2611244i just used the dlc unlocker lolif youre ever going to go for it: the border crossing heist is the hardest stealth imo, followed the white house and then golden grin. people talk about alessos heist, but i got it relatively quickly. other than that, most are quite easy, (the DLCs especially dont offer a real challenge when it comes to stealth). oh, and do benevolent bank with a friend, makes hacking the computer at the start way easier
>>2611263Even if she lost it's still a really good potentially emotional story
>>2611254Dig Dug?
>>2611227forced to take refuge in a generic united jp dirter general because none of them could survive the board's speed alone and at least 80% of the posts about her are a single "god i wish windy would bite me" ritual post made within minutes of each new thread being created no matter the time
What the fuck? Another Taiki?Fucking attack of the clones is going on in Tracen
>>2611279that is the better taiki
Speaking of L'Arc, what's gonna happen when the japs win it? Do we get something
>>2611279More for me.
>>2611282>when the japs win it?Laughing_Spe.png
>>2611278>god i wish windy would bite mehttps://x.com/Mumukinds/status/2058389227180872044It seems pleasant
>>2611279>>2611285>bushy earpussyOh lawd
>>2611282>wethe dacchis will at least
Unfortunately looking at my budget I will have to remove Windy from my pull plan. I'm afraid this will affect $WNDY's potential growth by 33%. Short now.
>>2611273Oh yeah I did border crossing, some mates had the dlcs but I meant the newest newest. Also I got all the past dlc back in the day for 30 bucks which is why I am not spending 3 times that on the newer ones. Big Bank and GGC are my favorites in the game, I do have those.I thought about using the dlc unlocker but I didn't want the giant red CHEATER text on my head since most hosts are pussies and I need to play with randos these days, so I'd get kicked. I'm curious, did the unlocker also unlock the Overkill DLC with the megamasks that only scalpers sell now and can't be bought anymore?
>>2611290Did we get anything when the breeders cup happened?
/Fine/ - Naruto General
>>2611282If a japanese horse actually beats the frogs it will be elevated into a semi divine status, will be treated as the GOAT, and it will be added into uma the next anniversary.
>>2611291She simply comes at a fucking terrible time
>>2611297/fine/ would have posters speaking in Irish lad
>>2611300Does yanko have a chance?
>>2611303And they would be talking about ramen and ninjas.
>>2611302Yeah no dawg, she's not even getting a ticket from me.
>>2610242You're using it wrong neigha, the calculator does account for free pulls so a double spark is still 400. Go put NY Kitasan with 50 pulls in the middle of your plan and you'll see the carat count doesn't dropit's over.
>>2611302They really should've made windy a 2*, she's straight up the worst uma in the game kitwise
>>2611304Forever young is not a damn turf horse idk what they're thinking when he could easily dominate international dirt G1s
>>2611302I don't give a fuck about Maru, I'd already have Tachyon and Windy is a pacer.She's mine.
>>2610242>>2611307How does the misc pull thing work and how do I input free pulls?
>>2611311It's not the Maru bro, it's the CB and Ramonu double bomb on the next Uma and support banners.
>>2611308>the worst uma in the game kitwiseNOT SO FAST
>>2611310French turf is like mud
>>2611315I don't give a FUCK about Cock Ball. I will simply Get Windy in one tenner and then MLB Ramonu.
Whos going to the arc anyway?
>>2611279This Taiki has a human fetish though
>>2611325WIth this 7 you'll pull Windy with a single ticket.
>>2611302But look at how cute she is!>>2611292oh yeah, by "dlcs" i was mostly talking about the last two sets, from dragon heist to crude awakening. nothing there was that hard. especially if you got pals to play with, i did all the heists solo, and the ones i stated above were absolutely torturous.also, afaik the cheater mark isnt permanent, it checks for illegaly used items when you join. i.e. as long as you dont use dlc weapons/attachments/mask it should be okay, and you could just disable it/remove it and go back to being a normal player. also, yes, it did unlock those masks>>2611325based chad
>>2611326Meisho Tabaru I'm pretty sure, the one who stole CDN's spring triple crown
I do not care for windy or windyfags
>>2611329Hey man, I'd like to pull her. I'm simply not going to do that when she is a dirt only and Mr CB calls to me bigly
I have anti-Windy fatigue
>>2611329Fuck thanks for reminding me about Crude Awakening, I have to listen to that song again, I was gonna bite the bullet just for that heist as an amazing farewell but then I saw the price... Also I had no idea, can you actually remove the cheater tag? There were some weapons I did want to use in those>spoilerFuck that's nice, those masks are kinda gay but I like them
>>2611327They all do anon, it comes installed in your biology
I genuinely believe there aren't more than 3 people that like Windy. What's next, Bikofags?
My first time not preparing a full CM team. Feels liberating!
>>2611344Yeah, but she literally has a human fetish
>>2611346
>>2611349Umas are human though
>>2611351Umas are umas
>>2611346>SentaifagShe's cool
Umamusume implies the existence of Humanmusume.
>>2611362Human women aren't real, get over yourself.
>>2611362don't be an idiot, those are a conspiracy theory
I love how you can always find someone who played the same game that nobody talks about anymore as you and talk about it
>>2611346We exist
>>2611362
>>2611340yeah, that "tag" is a per-lobby thing, not tied to your account. some guy made a steam guide "cheater tag explanation" with the list of triggers for it. so you can just make loadouts that dont use dlc items you dont have, and play online with those without raising any red flags.
>>2611368Neither of those two but last time I played Payday was 3, and the less said about that the better.
>>2611362You're not seriously implying n*ngen women exist are you?
>>2611376>pd3my condolences>>2611378Then what are Tazuna and Akikawa, huh? certainly not umas, thats for sure
>>2611374Gonna check that out, thanks>>2611376Yeah Payday 3 was a huge miss, it does seem like those guys never knew how to make games and just lucked out, which is a shame since the White House and Crude Awakening were quite good farewells for 2
>>2611362no one wants to see humans musume.
>100+ posts of game adjacent and unrelated discussion yeah, nah, see you guys in round 1, i already got my CM tests done, this is unbearable
>>2611314Toggle off ticket tracking, shit doesn't work.The free pulls are already plugged into the banner, test it with ramonu, switch between 120/0 pulls, the max amount of pulls for the next banner doesn't change
>>2611389>Anons just talking about umas they like>"unbearable"??? Why are you even playing this game if you can't appreciate how cute the girls are once in a while
Why does Gran-Gran flip so much?
>>2610489Bump, pretty please
>>2611389This is what /v/ looks like right now btw.
The "/v/ma should only post rooms and talk about races" types are starting to get on my nerves.
>>2611389>>>/vg/
Don't let umassad see this image
>>2611409BASED BLACK CHILD
>>2611409I mean love it or hate it GTA 6 is literally going to be the biggest video game release of all time.
>>2611414Would she let me... With her trainee...
>>2610489aoi, vma won, stinko baldy, marvy wit, ardan wit, wit rudolf (more wit) or stam rudolf (fat hints)
>>2611418>would she let me KILL CHAOS with her trainee?
>>2611417>will be exclusive for nogames 5 for some time>my PC wont be able to run it when it gets ported anywayill...ill keep training horses... go on without me...
>>2611407If they're exclusively debuffers then yeppers you pretty much only need wit and the hesitant debuffs. As far as deck goes, bumping. I don't build debuffers and hope someone can help
>>2611421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkj-uvg2sRUGod I fucking love this game
>>2611400She's a fit girl
I enjoy looking at off-model art of my wife and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Pic unrelated.
>>2611418Yeah, in erauma if you befriend Aoi then she lets you train Meek
>>2611389Man at least we are talking about the game. You can host rooms and people will join wuv you
>>2611428For you.
>>2611418>would she let me fuck 2b with her traineei guess but thats kinda weird...
>>2611410Nothing wrong with it, people come here for different reasons, that's why multiple people have said it already, we are not a monoculture.
>>2611418>Would she let me BOND BURGER her traineeAnon you sick fuck
>>2611297This episode made zero sense to me before I knew about Fine and Kristmas.
>>2611429
When does WUVcen race next?
>>2611445That's just ON-model Shiraoki
>>2611439Waifufags tolerate CM talk.CMfags should tolerate waifu talk too.And I say this as a CM fag. That anon is just starting shit for no reason. Whatever at least he isn't continuing the issue.
>>2611445Hm, this reminds me. Isn't shiraoki an actual horse?
>>2611439There's absolutely something wrong with it if you can admit we're not a monoculture but you have people saying it should be a monoculture about rooms and races.
>>2611303Lies, not even irish know irish
How many people are gonna end up remaking their Aces once Throne drops?
>>2611450Wait, I thought shiraoki was supposed to be fuku's way of coping with her dead sister, is she an actual goddess?
>>2611456at least 3
>>2611453Oh I know the usage is going down and zoomers basically don't speak it but I'd expect some older folk to still use it in the general
Isn't it gaylick?
>>2611456>pregnant for 11 monthsHuh?
>>2611449>>2611451Yeah that anon did nothing wrong! Just saying, a nice balance between franchise talk and CM talk is needed to appeal to all. I've also seen people on the opposite end but it's all good, we are all in it for the love of the game (and its girls)
>>2611456Doto would NOT do this
>>2611457While it is ambiguous what Shiraoki is or if she exists, irl Fukus great-great-great(?) grandpa was named that
>>2611456I'll probably remake my VBourbon with it since that should be pretty easy, and maybe I'll fish for a stronger end closer with it if I have the borrows available after that.
>>2611463Horses are pregnant for 11 months
>>2611476Is that canon for umas?
>>2611456I don't even have an Ace yet so yeah sure...
>>2611456Me
>>2611481I mean, probably not. Umas are just regular humans that are blessed by the three goddesses
>>2611473that´s a girl you baka
>>2611447I mean, probably after summer if he's going for the Kikuka Sho? St. Lite Kinen is the trial race for that and it's on September 13th, so if they want to test him after summer training he'll likely race there.
whats a throne
>>2611456I am, I'm using runaway + booster to maximize my chances since I only gotta remake 2
>>2611489https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30067-the-thrones-assemblage
>>2611489Pic related, a new card that will drop this CM. Extremely powerful.
>>2611462Same thing really, just call it Irish, or Gaeilge
>>2611489Group card like team sirius, supposedly one of the best cards for the scenario.
>>2611489It's a big chair where monarchs sit but that's not important right now
>>2611489Like others said, a super busted card is coming in the middle of the CM, this card is really good and was NOT playable in jp at the time of this CM so it will shake up the meta
>>2611469Doto wouldn't get pregnant? She's not infertile like Fine.
>>2611518Monarchs and also teio for some reason
>>2611536Teio is LITERALLY the monarch
>>2611537>teiobros unironically believe this
>>2611429I think we can all agree that we've ALL indulged with some off-model fanart of our umawives at least once
>>2611489That's what Air Groove calls Rudolf's chair in the student council room
>>2611473Did shiraoki have a good enough career to be added?
Why isn't there more Doto wife content? There's tons of Wife Opera
>>2610129>>2610153You have the option of using segments of either support cards or photos you have saved.
I think we shiuld take up french revoutionary mindset when it comes to Teio aka Monarch
>>2611550if you want an evil wife just grab any of the 3dpds
>>2611550Doto is so clumsy she would, unironically, drop your kid
>>2611552Is there a way to check which umas appear on which card even if she is not the main chatacter on it?
>>2611552>indiana jones oguriKINO
>>2611545Hmm, no.
>>2611553Did the french rape their royalty?
>>2611545>pre-83 horseNever ever
>>2611559Doto wouldn't!
>>2611550It's time Anon. You have found your call.>>2611429Too offmodel pisses me off but a slight buff is always welcome. However if the artist is too goated my intellect ends up surrendering to my instincts too. In the end, I am only yet another nameless beast.
>>2611575Maruzensky is from the 70s
>>2611562Not that I know of, just gotta go through and look.
>>2611586That's more of an exception, I don't think they'll add really really old horses at all to the game, if they do. They're usually already retired (example: Tazuna, Speed Symboli, St Lite, Haiseko)
>>2611427I know nothing about him, other than the memes, never played FF, did he deserve to win King of /v/?
>>2611559Doto at worse would forget to put dessert in her kids' lunch. Or use allot of hot sauce.
>>2611584Fuck learning to draw, I rather take care of Umas.Waiting on a response from a place I might volunteer at to see how that goes.
>>2611598Yes, the game is fucking hilarious from start to finish and it's all because of him.
>>2611597Damn I didn't know sirius is also a hag
It actually borders on ludicrous how adverse supports are to going on speed pre-debut.
>>2611598Yes, he carries almost every cutscene in his game on his back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr28q_883a0
>>2611489It has the best Umas
>>2611598The game itself is a mediocre action game, but Jack is a very funny main character
>>2611562https://umamusu.wiki/Matikanefukukitaru/GalleryScrolls down to support cards. This site seems to list all support cards Fuku appears on for example, even if she's in the background. Not sure if it's complete like that for all umas, but I checked a couple of others and it is.
>>2611606You'd be very surprised to see which umas are old and which umas are young, some generations are really, really barren https://umamusu.wiki/Umamusume_by_Generation
>>2611610I count myself lucky when I can click speed twice before debut and have it be optimal for friendship.
>>2611582I think she would but for comedic effect and her tanuki would catch them
Belgium is working on a Uma breed for milk-only purposes.
>>2611559Ok johnhollow.
>>2611622Was sweeps generation full of shitters or what, why is she the only 04
>>2611604>>2611611>>2611617Wait is this the same guy? After all the years he's a regular dude? Honestly could I just play this and never touch FF ever again? Never really cared for it but this sounds funny
>>2611632Why? What's so special about horse milk? I thought mongols drank that because there is literally nothing else
>>2611634All of her gen mates (king kame, heart's cry, daiwa major, etc) are in legal rights hell, thanks kaneko.
>>2611635Yes.
>>2611635Yeah, the ending is literally "No Jack, you are the Chaos! And then Jack was the Chaos"Funniest shit ever
>>2611635Yeppers, it's so fucking dumb
>>2611570Nah, it was either beheading them or confiscating their property and throwing them to the streetDepends if its before or after the revolutionary leadership started suffering from mass psychosis
>>2611622>over half of Teio's gen didn't even win a single G1Something about this seems off.
>>2611636Mongols have cattle too but they make heavy use of horses still.But it's taste, nutrition differences, etc. Also Belgium loves livestock. Look up the Belgian Draft Horse and Belgian Blue.
>>2611640>See the popularity for horses in umamusume skyrocket to unthinkable levels to the extent that people are championing horses that are great great grandsires of popular characters>"Nah I'm not having my horses be a part of that"What's his problem?
GIVE ME A GOOD TAIKI PARENT YOU STUPID GAME
>>2611622Okay, don't get me wrong, I like Windy, but looking at this I can't help but wonder, why? Why was she added? irl WIndy's race record isn't exactly the best, and there are no rivals for him, he is far away from the Dirt Gang, so I gotta ask, why did they add Windy?
>>2611668Keiba memes. Windy was liked because he tried to bite competitors during the race. He lost at least two races he was about to win doing this because he'd slow down after biting and whoever he bit sped up.
>>2611657Boomer mentality, kaneko seems to be a "fuck you it's mine" type of guy since I believe he was the guy that sued winning post too. There are literally dozens, and dozens of good umas that could be added that may never will be cuz of that old fuck.
>>2611657Imagine belgian draft horse umawife...
>>2611456Why would you even bother trying to think of a name for an umamusume daughter? The divines are just going to inspire you to name her something like Skibidi Rizz at the last second anyway.
>>2611676When is he dying?
>>2611668Windy won a G1 but yes, she has no notable bloodline connections, no rivals, no genmates, nothing. It sucks hard for her.
>>2611684I actually wonder how that even works.>goddesses magically inspires you and your wife and you just suddenly want to give your child a specific name>they brain hijack some government official during the paperwork and decide your daughter's name is now Kidslookintouchable>your child's first word is their horse name
>>2611694>No alts>Last card she ever got was literally from next halloween eventChrist
>>2611622>literally no one from 89What happened?
>>2611613How fucking small is Tsuyo if Teio is bigger than her?
>>2611622Why did they just stop making horses for a second there in 1989
>>2611703Okay, imagine your umawife finally gave birth, its a little, its a little uma, uma daughter, umamusume, baby, and her first words are KidslookingtouchabeWhat would you do?
>>2611707Oguri and company too strong
>>2611707Forgotten generation. It's actually a plotpoint of cinderella gray.
>388 Stamina>Lose Kikuka Sho by 9 lengths because of low stamina>Clock>WinsMake it make sense
>>2611716
>>2611716I would send her to the der/v/ academy
>>2611707>>2611713Complete shitter generation, every single one of them was overshadowed by the 87-88 monsters and then the 90s started which completely left them behind in the dust, the ONLY horse that could make it in the game is Osaichi George and he's kind of a shitter.
>>2611728Rushed!
Even as an end closer, 280 stam leaves the Kikuha Sho is out of the question, right? I have enough point to buy's Golshi's gold recovery, but the downhill is fairly early on this track, so I have no idea what to do
>>2611690That's an interesting uma design there...
>Making Cheer Neicha for my third Ace>Get Lone Wolf >Remember my XOguri has Lone WoilfFUCK
>>2611758You can kinda cheese it with 300 ish stamina on an end closer/late, but an extra heal will help your survivability even if it activates early. Looks kinda dicey for (You) with that statline tho
>>2611716You can leave unwanted children at fire stations.
>>2611758what are you cooking with those accels
>>2611745Mill is one of my favorite characters and will never get her. It actually kind of hurts, I can't cure her oguri derangement and I can't make her generation known.
>>2611758MPB is cool but spurt? Tracen cheer?
Danchou is gonna kick me if he finds out what I've been doing
>>2611781Nothing is preventing them from adding her
>>2611784Palpating mares?
>>2611773>>2611782Might as well explain why it is the way it is, make it a lesson. I'll start.Straightaway spurt needs a straight to activate. It's not gonna kick in until WAY after late race starts, as it starts on a pretty large corner.I actually don't know what the deal is with Cheer Halo's unique so someone explain to the folks at home why that wont work
>>2611784just drop a wuv you and he'll look the other way
>>2611786Nigga the japs ate osaichi george
>>2611765Yeah, I think I'm gonna gamble>>2611773>>2611782I literally don't know what am I doing. Pls no bully
>>2611786They won't add OC stand-ins unless they are out of real horses.
>>2611800They what
>>2611800They are Samson Big too and yet
>>2611800They hated TM Opera O and especially Rice Shower too and look where we are now.
>>2611800Bruh
Well the only other general I ever gave a shit about will probably be dead soon so this is all I got left
>>2611800Didn't they eat samson big
>>2611813we're not a general tho???? hall monitor, teach this neigha some manners!
>>2611794>I actually don't know what the deal is with Cheer Halo's unique so someone explain to the folks at home why that wont workIt's the same, it's a straight accel. That's why it was meta for last CM.
>>2611813Which one?
>>2611800Wuv me CapWuv me SpeWuv me Monarch'ate George'ate Samson'ate chestnuts (not racist just don't like 'em)simple as
Did the japs actually ate George and Big or is this le epin BEE ma maymay
>>2611845When in doubt blame der/v/
>>2611805Osachi robbed Oguri at the Takarazuka Kinen.
>>2611845Their fates are completely unknown so it's speculated they got sent to the slaughterhouse
>>2611847That's exactly what /v/mers would want you to do
What's Samson big known for? What G1s did he win
>>2611825I knew that, I was just testing you. It's definitely because I wasn't too lazy to pull up gametora and check for myself
>>2611813A dead general is better than some of the alternatives.
>>2611832/who/ on /tv/
>>2611861He never won any G1s, he won a G3, he's famous for winning the reverse triple crown, aka getting last in all triple crown races.
even the nips are advertising Shakur
>>2611873Oh yeah, your show got raped, murdered and then it's corpse was raped. Condolences.
>>2611875Damn, what a loser
>>2611873You should've let go once they initially ruined the new series.
>supports don't go on speed training>lose all clocks before end of junior yearthis scenario is an actual literal humiliation ritual
>>2611845Sopa de uma, uma delicia
> about 20 inspiration events> zero medium S
>>2611855>>2611845And Thoroughbreds/Jockeys Club is really good at keeping track of Thoroughbreds. Unless they "disappear".Haru was very lucky to live as long as she did.
>>2611875Why is he in the game over actually good umas like deep impact
Pick my next week of gameplay:>bourbon medium runs for the CM, even though I may not even use fronts, just in case if a mega highroll run + decent front parent potential>el condor pasa parent runs, best possible front parent but dogshit pink spark chances + pasa herself won't help me with anything so it's parent only
>>2611879>ASS Shakurganda directly imported from glorious Nippon
>>2611898The former
>>2611898Bakushin isn't obese
>>2611898Bakusexo ain't got all that
>>2611898Condor parent runs are genuinely dick crushing so I'm never picking that
>>2611894Same. At this rate I'm either reheating old aces or running with medium A
>>2611897They needed more Brian glazers
>try mutating to an end for the first time>half the races are a solid 1st place>the other half I get 10th or lower
>>2611897Samson isn't even in the game, just Party Dash. As for why, don't ask me, ask Cygames.
This was two good wit trainings off being good. I feel better about the glued Neicha I did after crashing out yesterday at least.
>>2611898Our class rep is not a fat slut
>>2611879suddenly considering ass shakur...
>>2611898El parent runs are torture, do not.
>>2611898Flatline until the Starfox remake and then play Starfox.
>>2611898Bakufat.
Never have I seen an umas PR do a 180 as much as Shakur. People here fucking hated her back in ye olden days on /v/.
>>2611898why would you need a condom pisser parent for anything
>>2611911Brian glaze is always good though
>>2611481>>2611485it is canon actually
>>2611898I don't know what it is but real women completely repulse me.
>>2611937because the only interaction with her was them being fucked over by her card spook. hard to care for an uma when the only thing she does is steals your spooks and selectors
Reminder to not piss off your trainee.
>>2611898I'm usually not into cosplay slags but this one is pushing all the right buttons for me. I do love Bakusexo too though, so maybe it's also that
>>2611948That's because they are repulsive.
>>2611937>Implying 4chan Shakur has always been /ourhorse/ people disliked her for the ">dood she hates you" memes but that was proven false quickly with her level 7 story.
>>2611947Neat.
>>2611953I don't understand this runic alphabet, anon
woow what a good parent for sprint CM just don't ask about blue and pink haha
>>2611956Actually 4ine Mochan is /ourhorse/, Shakurganda was always downstream of Fineganda and reliant on the fact they're roommates.
>>2611967>no ISW>no PP/DD>no Savvy>no early leadat least 2* GW...
>>2611972I'm going to agree this is true because I support the Big Potato agenda.
>>2611972Fine Motion's career only made me care about Shakur more than Fine Motion herself. I'm starting to think I have a type that both Shakur and Taishin both fall into.
>>2611972>RoommatesShakur is Doto's roommate though.
>>2611976what brick are you running to not have at least some of these as innates
>>2611972Fine makes me mad sometimes because she would have been a great design for /v/ma-chan.
>>2611984this
>>2611988You're right, but in my defense I don't think I've ever seen Doto and Shakur together in any way unlike her and Fine so I mixed them up.
>>2611948Why are you gay?
>>26119924ine Mochan is /ourgirl/
>>2611938Pasa + seiun is meta front parent combo for basically all mile sprint CMs
>>2611990I mean, just saying. Someone like daiwa wouldn't have any
>>2611898I feel like a lot of these replies are just wrong, well the actual replies and not the ones talking about the cosplayerYou NEVER use bourbon as a direct parent. She's grandparent only. Your parents are literally always seiun + pasa or seiun + kita depending on course length.Yes pasa parent runs suck but the advice you got was kind of malicious
>>2611990>innategerdishonest racing
>>2612027I thought that was kind of implied already
>cm15 aces done>cm16 parents done>tt is fineso what's nexti can either grind for a perfect meme parent for infinite crowns for the rest of my life, start making cm17 parents but i don't even know who i will be running, or read 4 careers that i've been putting aside
How does one oonige? I'm already used to the regular front autism, is building one the same as fronts but with the criteria to unlock runaway or is there some extra stuff needed to make them work?
>>2612027>Your parents are literally always seiun + pasa or seiun + kita depending on course length.Agreed, but the advice isn't inherently malicious (or at least i didn't mean it to be). No one uses bourbon as a parent, that's common knowledge. So I believed the statement >decent front parent potentialImplies grandparenting and "parent" refers to the run
>>2612043>so what's next/v/ triple crown aces?
>no one uses bourbon as a parentWhy? Have I been bricking myself for literal months? Is it just because of inate skills?
>>2612001I don't know how to describe it but fictional girls generally have positive aura. They're cute and lovable and give off warm vibes. Real girls set off red flags.
>>2612054>inate skillsInherited skills*
>>2612051they happen in the middle of the night for me and i sleep straight through them
>>2611898it would take me a week of gameplay to pull out of that bakusex
>>2612054Bourbon is a good grandparents, but she's not a good parent because your parenting options are usually locked (example: seiun)
>>2612054Bourbon's inherit is more commonly used for this course than either Kita's or Pasa's, so don't miss the forest for the trees
>>2612054It's because one of your parents needs to be Seiun.Bourbon's unique is nice to have but it's extra, not mandatory like A&S or sometimes Plancha or other wild cards are.
>>2612069>>2612065If you already have a good Seiun parent/borrow there's nothing wrong with using a V Bourb parent, especially when she has a useful inherit for this course
>>2612047They're not avaliable in MANT rn, you have to build them in URA
>>2612076>you have to build them in URAYou mean Unity?
>>2612027What about mediums?Were literally in the middle of a CM where fronts are considered strong, but dont need kita or pasa.
>>2612076I'm aware of that, but I'm only pondering making a blocker oonige so that's not a problem, It's more about the actual build of one. Do you use the same regular front skills on them as well or do they need some additional skill outside of Runaway to get them to properly work?
>>2612047You wait until next scenario. You can't OONIGE in mant.
>>2612091Max wit + Groundwork activation They're generally not made as blockers but rather as buffers to your other fronts.
>>2612105So regular front autism, got it. Wuv you anon!
>>2611988Flatties should always have a cow as a roommate
>>2612091For a blocker, you should max your mid race skills, your power and your wit as much as possible, you want as much high value mid race to keep the fronts out of angling range. For a booster. You want to understam your runaway, give her zero mid race and give her velocity debuffs, you wanna have PP+DD in both versions to be able to secure a lead
>>2612114Was gonna type something similar but this is better, well said.
>>2611898I wish ggx would cosplay Flash of Princess
Whos a superior runaway as far as boosting between suzuka and palmer?
I love it when I can't even reach 1100 speed in a stud career because of factors outside of my control what a great scenario
>>2612123Palmers kind of bad at everything.
>>2612123Suzuka, exclusively because she has concentration so she starts earlier. Mid race doesn't matter for runaways
>>2612127starASTERstarbruvvas...
mahjongMajsoul Friends Room 25044(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25044
>>2611745Really hope they add Osaichi George, they could as Mill's friend bright rock as a rival to a few umas we have already.
>>2612127Under what metric? Sure she's worse than the top 3 but, see ya later is really good
>>2611800All the more reason to add her, do her some justice, they also slaughtered Samson big as well and she is in
Blow my Gale is better than Umapyoi Densetsu.
>honse named 'wuvs only you'>doesn't wuv only you
>>2612133is it with gay see-through tiles
>>2612141I skip all the idolslop in this game
>>2612149I don't watch the concerts either, but I've still grown attached to quite a few songs from spaming the jukebox in jiggies.
>>2612087The only mandatory one is seiun.Maruzensky only gives like half a lengthCondor is too lateKita is too soonOther options to cope with include:>Corner accel/conn>Red Ace>Festive miracleOr late race velocity>Barcarolle >TVFTLIM>G00 1st F∞Preferably one that just hit rather than reactive ones.
>>2612148no, but it could be
>>2612147retard
>>2612152it should be then
>>2612141Yamanin Zephyr would say this
>>2612155>>2612133Majsoul Friends Room 51685(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51685let the blood games begin then
>>2612149>fast skip ON>skip all concerts ON>lobby convos SKIPPED>event storied SKIPPED>music MUTED for my Joe Rogan asmongold podcast>daring strike LEARNEDYep, its Uma musume time.
>>2611898Why did you have to post this obese garbage you fucking nigger, kill yourself. You keep acting like your dogshit posts belong here like a narcissistic whore. Slit your wrists
>>2612149I don't mind idolshit but I just do not pay attention to it in this game specifically at all. I will listen to Umapyoi Densetsu and that's it. I say that as someone that actually went to the effort of listening to every song in the first gen of Love Live.
I fucking hate the warewolf event in MANT, I know dia is the warewolf yet I have to vote for cafe because of the better rewards.
Just picked up a couple of brewskis in preparation for a comfy new career playthrough tonight.Reposting OC from last month because it's her day. Pray I don't have to spark.
>>2612162I really wanna know how the move from /v/ spawned people like this. Where did they come from?
>>2612169I'll produly throw her a cheeky tenner even though I'm in a carrat debt of astronomical proportions.
I live for the idolslop if I'm being honest
>>2612170The guy spamming the same 3DPD cosplayer was also doing it on /v/. He does it on purpose because he likes the attention
>>2612179I was referring to the spergout post, cosplayers have been posted since forever, correct
>>2612180A spechud edit I didn't have in my collection already? How fresh is this?
>>2612183Yeah, and ever since we were on /v/ everyone told them to fuck off. Nobody likes 3DPD garbage, especially not that same fat bitch that keeps being spammed. It's been like this ever since he started spamming the whore
>>2612162>>2612179
>>26121593/4
>>2612147Maybe, maybe not, I don't care actually, will spark her, don't know why, just rolling for umas that my gut tells me to roll for
>>2612178I do too and I'm not even a Falco guy.
>>2612187that's from the danchou circlejerk discord when the exodus happened
>>2612187It's one of the wave paintings in the bunker, depicting /v/ma's slow descent into insanity
>>2612190who's this everyone? because out of all the posts that quoted that image you're the only one having a tantrum over it
>>2612199>>2612200How the fuck did I manage to miss it when I was in the there with you?
>>2612197I don't understand why her shtick is idol when they all do idol shit
>>2612178I wouldn't have gotten into this if the idolshit hadn't drawn me in.
No, seriously, anons who say that there was a dude spamming uma cosplays must be gaslighting me, other than the latest thread I have no memories of consistent spamNo matter
>>2612214There's never been spam of it but I have seen people post her before. Not even close to as often as that anon is saying though.
>>2612212She wants to do idolshit as much as she wants to race, for other umas, the concert is just humiliation, especially if you're not first
>>2612214That fat bitch was 100% posted on /v/, the same spergout replying as well, wishing him cancer, his family's death, terminal illnesses, etc.
>>2612216Maybe he is confusing it with /vg/, decided to take a peek there a few times and there cosplay spam does seem to happen from time to time
>>2612205You are not replying to the same person
Hope everybody is having a good Kawathursday
I slammed my mousepad's wrist rest with my fist out of frustration, and it popped. There's gel everywhere. I didn't even know that was possible. I fucking hate MANT.
>>2612239It's Shakursday.
I don't want to see a cosplay slut without a fiberglass anime head on top of their face.
>>2612242>anon BODIES his titty mousepad so hard it pops
>>2612242>Having a titty mousepadYour fault
IT'S TWIN TURBO THURSDAY
>>2612242damn, you turned it into a bouquet mousepad
It is simply Thursday.
>>2612156Zephyr doesn't even sing Gale and I want to kill someone for it.
>>2612212Dancing after a race is a minimum in the uma world. Falco cares about idolshit as a lifestyle.>>2612213Was the opposite for me. I stopped watching after the first episode when S1 came out. Someone pushed me hard to try the gacha out when it came out on global, telling me it was more about the racing than anything idol oriented and the performances are optional.
>>2612214There wasn't any spam, someone used to post cosplay sluts at the end of the threads and there's one homosexual anon that always spergs out about it, ignore it.
>>2612196I will roll for her so Marche won't be lonely down the road.
>>2612150>>2612149>>2612164Sincerely asking why play uma if you skip the idolkino though? The biggest fun of uma is getting to make your umas dance for you in the privacy of your pc/phone infinite times in different outfits
The only concerts I shall watch are the Ms Victorias that my girls win.
>>2612162Once in a while is fine you sperg. If you see someone ACTUALLY spamming 3DPD go ahead and tell them to fuck off, but right now the only bootyblasted person here is you. No one else cared much. Having a massive melty over nothing is way more uncomfy than one dude posting ONE(1(uno)) image of a cosplay slut. The correct response is to ignore, not throw a temper tantrum. Right now you are a way bigger nuisance than him tbqfh>>2612251Kigger-kun....
>>2612178Idolsloppa grew on me a lot, I thought it was really dumb but it's cool
>>2612270You shouldn't force anons to stare at your hamplanet fetish ritualposting anon
>>2612281If you don't watch her Make Debut, you don't deserve to see her Ms. Victoria.
>>2612283Turbo was always called vtuber horse when she was revealed
>>2612212Falco lives and breathes idolslop
>>2612279It was fun the first few times but after that it just became the same thing over and over listening to the song whilst your uma dances in front, sometimes without even having her own voice. At that point I switched to just listening to the songs in a playlist whilst skipping the concerts.
>>2612242You should use a gun cleaning pad like I do for your mouse.
>>2612289It's so fucking boring though
Does your Uma maintain her own gunz?
>>2612285It's the same guy that spammed it back on /v/ and that spams it on every expedition, it's not a one time thing, it's warranted
>>2612288Yeah yeah whatever you say anon. Not your boogeyman. Now stop being a faggot and talk about the game.
>>2612305>I-IShut up. No one cares. Talk about the game
>>2612304Aren't guns banned in japan
>arima kinen next>load up a gold hammer into the chamber>"oh shit rainbow training, might as well check">triple rainbow with 5 supportsThere goes that hammer into the void
>>2612305Your definition of spam is "one image I don't like" and your response is to shit up the thread with your melty. No one else wants to see an adult man having a spergout over a mere cosplay slut. Grow up please.Last (You) you get from me faggot.
>>2612313They're highly controlled
>>2612304Guns, but yes
>>2612313Doesn't stop Taiki or Kris S
>>2612304This bad boy doensn't need any cleaning just like gramps M16
>>2612317You should just ignore that guy bro, just hide his posts.
Who has the better taste? Mejiro Ship o Gold McQueen
>>2612147
>>2612319It's impossible to not headshot hayahide if you were to aim at her
>>2612279The racing stuff is more front and center and generally, I’m picky when it comes to idol music. I really need to be in the right mood to want to listen to it and the game didn’t really give me the urge to listen to all the songs in the game. Which is funny because I actually do enjoy this game’s music, it’s just the racing and training music that I like instead.
>>2612314You still have 3 for the Climax, right?
>>2612331It was the classic arima, so hopefully.
>>2612325Aren't aks expensive again?
My question is how did the ideas of winning lives even developed, is it really because of the "idol horse" term?
>>2612328Her hair gives a great deal of protection
>>2612328What the FUCK does that mean?
>>2612333Makween is a multi millionaire
>>2612335Idolshit was very popular at the time
>>2612335Cygames did a lot of Cinderella Girls so idol stuff was already in their wheelhouse as far as contacts with singers and composers and experience animating dancing anime girls.
>>2612335Idolm@ster being their big hit before Uma entered the concept stage probably had something to do with it.
>>2612339At least all those glue E McQueens have a future, even if it’s a future of eating cake and being a NEET.
>>2612335I could be gaslighting, but isnt it because kitasan's owner would sing if he won?
>>2612335Idols were heavily in style in ~2016 when the initial stages of the project were forming.
>>2612335Winning horses do paredes around the venue or some shit like that, so instead of parading girls around like a meat market, you have them dance for the ojiisans
>>2612335Cygames did work on a hugely popular Idol series and was leaning heavily into that again for Uma Musume. Then they found out that people actually cared about the racing portion so they didn't focus on idolslop as much but it had its place and still kept some elements around.Check Cygames also double dips with their body capture and voice actresses who all do idolslop to an extent.
>>2612361Naaah that's just why Kitasan has a singer schtick, its probably because Oguri, the horse who kinda saved JRA, was referred to as an idol
>>2612371They're all singers breh
>>2612371Kitasan has a singer schtick because her owner is a famous enka singer (in game it's her dad) and he would perform and sing after races Kitasan won which is pretty much like a winning live
>>2612304The duel?
Ok, we have umadols, but do we really need uma cheerleaders?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJxRhtps-n4One day this will be an Uma (maybe) and that is the day I will have a true oshi Uma. Until then I am a whore.
>>2612397It gave us ponytail Neicha, so yes.
>>2612397Cover those things up. Have some dignity.
>>2612279There are more convenient ways to listen to generic corporate music than playing this game.
Tempted to roll for Shakur because of Doto. But I really can't afford to.
>>2612397Watch this and it will answer your questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWlq5-at6_g
>>2612397Everyone talks about the hotdog hears when her showing you her spats when lifting her leg is way more lewd
>>2612407I had to skip inari, sweep and now shakur I want to die
>>2612411Just how many cheerleaders are there? What a boring theme we could've had more original alts
>>2612418Cheerleader sexo though>>2612416Who are you saving for?
>>2612397The alt that SAVED Nice Natcha
>>2612371Umamusume was revealed in early 2016, meaning they've already been working on it long enough to make a promo video and designs for a dozen and a half horses olus the overall concept before Kitasan Black made a big name for himself.
>>2612416May a cheeky tenner save you forsaken one
>>2612411I will be getting that Mambo
>>2612423That alt has more pics than my uma....
>>2612416Inari is a dual surface uma!
My country is playing football so fucking boring that I started a MANT run it's over
>>2612425we were robbed from this skincurse you shiraoki
>>2612422Im saving for GL, I have 31k carats idk if I'll make it
>>2612439Oh hey the anon who took pictures in Switzerland, you're alive!
>>2612422For example, Munhauser could've had an actual cool alt instead of that. Another example, the new cheerleader Pokke and Fuji alts in JP, they are the most antisexo thing ever, they are ugly as fuck (they were both already ugly as fuck before that)
>>2612448Ngmi especially if you run fronts
>>2612448Looking just as good as for /v/mapyoi
>>2612458I am a latekek
>>2612463Pink tickets?
>>261246860
>>2611092>>2610977At least you don't have more time in FO4 than in New Vegas spent using sex mods
>>2612463More hopeful then since you don't need maru but still low.
>>2612474It will literally be okay, there's a whole month to go
>>2612473I hate how they butchered Legend 2
>>2612477Thanks for the reminder going to kms
>>2612481When I read they were only going to have 5 factions at launch I knew it was going to be undercooked.
I will simply luckshit LB1 smaru, MLB tachyon and MLB hello and 1LB CB in two sparks, simple as.
gg nyaggers, washizu mahjong is way too much thinking for me
I'm not smart enough to clack transparent tiles...
YEAH YEAH YEAHWOH WOH WOH>EVERYBODY, LET'S START FROM HERE>MORE AND MORE, BURN MY PASSION
If i have PP and no DD, is it worth picking up?
I AM TIRED OF JOBBING IN MANT I'M WINNING PLAT THIS TIME OR I'M KILLING MYSELF
>>2612520give up
>people will defend this
Kinda funny to read months of MANT doomposting and Im somehow walking away with MORE clocks
>>2612539KEK
>>2612539>KWABkikawa>KWAB falcon>narita KWABshin>tamamo KWABs>agnes KWABital
>>2612539This is true btw, Endniggers still haven't apologized about their bullshit ezpz strat last CM
>>2612539Is this supposed to be making fun of ends or fronts?
>>2612546>agnes KWABitalYou can't talk about our Vice President like that
>>2612523Never.
>>2612542What's the secret to having so many clocks still? Not playing the game? Just not clocking anything? Simply being good at the game and not losing?
>>2612552Both
>>2612539Don't forget the late surgers acting as if they can't literally win races off pure luck for absolutely no reason, then calling it ""gambling kino""
>>2612560Good junior year and not clicking shitter g3s
>>2612560Running fronts with fuku speed I imagine
>>2612560I play plenty, race plenty, but i refuse to do anything that doesn't have mile A.
>>2612552It's making fun of third-rates who can only make one build.
>>2612560Training Barbin and Seiun for every CM.
>>2612566the first ever latebroken anon
>>2612577these new breeds don't look healthy
>>2612576>SeiunI've never seen that bum do anything, against every seiun I've faced in CM even UG ones they just job.
>>2612577Not really, they ARE the weakest running style in the game right now, but even a 12% WR late can win if they activate their random accelerations at the right time. No other running style in the game can do that except front runners with unrestrained (which doesn't work on 90% of the tracks)
>>2612552There was some weird front player complaining about ends being unbeatable on that CM despite fronts being just as competitive and I thought it was funny.
I have no idea what compelled me to draw tshow will this affect my upcoming pulls?
>>2612511BumpingPls help!
>>2612595One cheeky tenner.
>>2612598If you have nothing else to buy, sure. It will only do something when you're on the outer gates
>>2612598I think if you only have PP It's not a negative to take it, DD costs you lengths on It's own but PP should help you get the lead a bit. A frontbro would be better at explaining though.
>>2612597Clean your links and turn off the share feature my man
>>2612595I dunno, does this count as propaganda or antiganda?
>>2612611>he doesn't want the keiba aids
>>2612595Oh my God, KEK
>Burn every single clock on junior year>On fucking OguriI'm killing McQueen and not playing anymore today
>>2612560I'm down 70 clocks and the trick is never running a race unless you have A aptitude for it. Long B is acceptable since every long race in career is just a staminacheck for both you and the mobs.
>>2612614That's some good propaganda
>>2612550>last CMThey still haven't apologized for longs, but I won't forgive them anyway.Fuck endnigs
>>2610535Look man, I have unironically done this to myself once before while I was mentally falling apart, I think having "some encouragement" is a bit too late to help.
IS THE BANNER HERE?
>>2612591i frauded my way into my first plat because head-on and straight descent procced at the right time, you can do it on pace as well
>>2612590Mid race is king in the frontrunner knife fight so she loses to fronts with mid race ults.
Danchou, it's been 8 days...
>>2612639Mid race is king In general at this stage of the game
>>2612637>daylight savings-posting mid summer
>>2612637It's been a year, you should know when banners are live.
wombo mambo
will we get gibs for a calendar anni
>>2612590I record encounter rates and win rates for all umas each CM.It's a small sample, but last CM, enemy Sei's had a higher winrate (4/27) than enemy Bourbons (6/58) and Marus (2/34).And my own Sei had 20%.
>>2612644It is all or nothing for fronts. If you are not first you are just an overtake target.
>>2612595Shakur would neverStill lold
>>2612642You'll never get a wuv you out of me
>>2612657Do you think the reliance on Angling will ever change?
>>2612595It is not very easy to use bottles as a toilet if you're a woman given how you cant really "angle" anything like the way guys do so the most reasonable option would be to stop gaming and USE THE FUCKING BATHROOM
>>2612666Wrong sport, Lucifer
>>2612666Wrong thread /sp/artanbro
>>26126664 more hours
I'M FUCKING MANTBROKEN FUCK THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I FUCKING HATE IT SO GOD DAMN MUCHI HAVE NEVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF ANY FUCKING GAME RAPING MY SHITHOLE DAY AFTER DAY LIKE THIS FOR THE CRIME OF DARING TO FUCKING PLAY ITNO FUCKING RUN MAKES IT OUT OF JUNIOR YEAR ALIVE EVERY FUCKING INSPIRATION IS SHIT AND EVERY PARENT RUN IS WORTHLESS I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHINGEVERY FUCKING SHIT EATING FUCKER AT CYGAMES NEEDS THEIR CORPSE RAPED IN HELL FOREVER FOR THIS FUCKING AGONY I AM SCREAMING AND SHITTING AND CRYING BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD IS EVER FUCKING ALLOWED TO HAPPEN TO ME IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SHIT PILE OF A GAMBLING SIMULATOR I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF TRYING TO RAISE A FUCKING ACE AAAAAAAAAAAAGIVE ME A SINGLE FUCKING RAINBOW DURING SUMMER GIVE ME A SINGLE FUCKING SUPPORT CARD ON SPEED GIVE ME LITERALLY ANY SINGLE FUCKING NICE THING IN MY ENTIRE DAY'S WORTH OF TP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME I FUCKING HATE YOU DIEDIEDIEDIEFUCK CYGAMES FUCK MANT FUCK UMAMUSUME FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMN IT FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE THIS SHITsee you tomorrow
>>2612665that would be a really powerful shakurganda if someone drew this
>>2612666Wrong thread, but you're right
Comedy gold in the last 15 minutes.
>>2612666Wrong thread my bad
>>2612672A-Anon your cupcake?
>>2612665Buzzfeed actually reviewed a product that'd make this easier.I cannot believe that was allowed on Youtube, but somehow saying "FUCK" in the comment sections (sometimes) gets purged.
>>2612665you could cut the top off of 1 bottle and use it as a funnel or somethingshakur has 30% wit growth she could work something out
>>2610155>the eye censorkekked
>>2612687No cupcakes, only cat food and binocularsI got double mood down and slow metablism on the McQueen suicide run I'm killing so I can at least not lose my dailies. I can weather a day of shit but I haven't had a single run where I don't get raped since the last CM ended.
>>2612665you can always use a shewee
>did nothing wrongAPOLOGIZE
>>2610129If you say so.
>>2612703I actually prefer MANT over that shit
>>2612703MANT will never be as bad as this piece of shit, FUCK RIKO AND HER BLUE BALLS you won't steal NSM from me anymore
>>2611710Eh, let Teio enjoy being the bigger sister for once
>>2610345>reshuffling my team that muchGod damn it. Guess I gotta get started, don't I?>we've also avoided anyone below Mile DI'm guessing that I'm supposed to purge the mile Ds with sparks then.
>>2612690Youtube is a weird place, for a time you could search "breast pump instructions" and you would find tons of videos of women with her bare tits outs and links to their patreons. Not sure if that's still a thing.Don't ask me how I ended there.
>>2612703Noppers
>>2612703*spits*
>>2612714I mean, naked yoga was allowed for a time, and shit... how long did that one Zone Midna animation last? I recall it being pretty well known for years.
>>2612714By clicking on Anon's shared links?
>>2612703FUCK LITTLE COCON
>>2612665Just get a funnel.
>>2612703Shan't ever apologize to unitysloppa
given that "piss like a racehorse" is an expression in our world do you think people use "piss like an umamusume" in uma world
>>2612729>went to the bathroom before the race started>proceeded to place first>Wow I can't believe it!>I need to go to wee wee again!Yeah probably.
Any chance we get early evolved skills during GL?
>>2612703For me, it's the story. I just love how it's pretty much a Disney Channel plot. >What’s that? Our cool director is gone, and now we have this evil, super strict one who says no fun is allowed? We can’t let this stand. Let’s form a team and show her that fun should be allowed with the power of friendship!
>>2612703I was saying this scenario was kino even before m*nt started. So many banger CMs.
>>2612729>"Hey torena, look how hard I can piss!"
>>2612703I don't understand why Unity is so hated. At its worst, it plays pretty much identically to URA.
>>2612738Losing NSM really pissed off people, if you could clock it I'd have ZERO complaints
>>2612732Not 0% because they did push the balance patch with Unity, but not likely because they broke a bunch of shit last time and this game's skeleton crew is likely made up of localizers, not programmers. They just translate upcoming patches and push them in the same order JP got.
>>2612738A lot of people genuinely had a skill issue with it.
>>2612738It adds a bunch of RNG mechanics with the last race being super RNG. Imo it was a slight downgrade from URA but nowhere near as bad as MANT
>>2612560My secret to having 670 clocks is as follows>Two runs a day, got stuff to do>Rarely glue, too stubborn most times>Keep buying them in the store as a force of habit>Clocking only if lower than 5 or G1 races
>>2612738If you could clock the unity cup races it would be fine>But anon, I don't need a clock because I live in a magical fairy world where RNG never ever fucks meMust be nice
>omomusume
>>2612732no because the ceo of cygames is my dad and I told him not to do it
>>2612743i do think people would be less mad at fronts if you got free nsm back but also that shit was dumb tooi am starting to suspect that cygames isn't good at balancing games
>>2612752Forever Young don't you have to be in France?
>>2612744so we're getting bullshit GL with 1600=1250 too? that will unirioncally cripple the playerbase more than whole 4 months of mant
>>2612738Blue balls are still total shit
>>2612729This makes a great premise for a fetish doujin.
>>2612722Yes please
>>2612729Marvelous Sunday would piss in the paddock before every race btw
>>2612713It's something to work on since I presume you've got nothing else to do with your runs, but at this point you might want to wait for Summer Goldshi's release anyway since you're going to want to redo your entire team with her inherit for scoring. And yea, you want to try to get Mile up to A to make it much less painful to do mile races.
Once I start a career I can't stop halfway through but at the same time hardest part is starting it at all
>>2612733>The mean Rita Katcher has taken over the school and is making Tracen High a total drag to be at!>team up with Molly Karen Funtimehaver, Tammy Smith, Hannah Under and Rayne Showers to defeat her trainees, Lily Coco and Becca Glass to save the school!
>>2612776Exactly, THIS, I would do more careers if starting one and going through junior and early Classic wasn't such a huge hassle
>>2612776So what your oshi and start on the hour, no later. The show must go on.
>>2612626Sprint B is fine too since its more of a power check and 90% of your umas overkill power
>>2612760We got MANT QoL, so it's a safe assumption we're gonna get post buff and fixes GL so MANT is actually powercrept, but not accelerating the meta
>>2612787This isn't true, I've lost 99% of Sprint G1 attempts with Sprint B, Bono Curren and Flower are too strong
>>2612738I could get amazing stats, get all the skills I need, an S in distance and do every right decision. All of it didn't mean shit since at complete random you'd suddenly lose the finals and brick the entire run on the final stretch.
>>2612787sprint just feels like a crapshoot no matter what, i lose senior sprinter's stakes like half the time with sprint a umas
>>2612787I agree with this, I run sprint B races on Barbin for extra stats
I can't stop reading GL as Gunlance
>>2612781Kek, I didn't know 4kids dubbed Umamusume
>>2612760We are 100% not getting unity 1.0, unity 1.0 was straight up worse than MANT, I think we'll get unity 2.0, and this should include the light hello fix
>>2612801I can't stop reading gl as girls love
>>2612801GL = guild leader
>>2612811DigiGOAT.....
>>2612801Guiding Lands...
>>2612810qrd on this
>15 more minutesHURRY UP TIME
>>2612801Good Luck with that!
>>2612839I'm barely managing to stop myself from checking the clock by replaying va-11
I NEED SHAKUR'S ASS NOW
Tung tung tung Shakur
>>2612845same, but im replaying super meat boy. dark world rapture fucking SUCKS
>>2612835I miss them so fucking much
>>2612838Oh, well first a small correction i meant GRAND LIVE not unity. Anyway, MANT was a way bigger powercreep than the japs intended, so much so that when GL released for the first CM people just made their aces in MANT instead of GL. This is mostly due to a few reasons>light hello's R did not give any tokens so it was useless >stat gains above 1200 were 1/8th of the value instead of 1/2>SP Gain was massively low compared to MANT>Training numbers were not as big as MANT megaphones or anklet highrolls So a few weeks after anni they buffed GL
>>2612853I miss Frenzy (the good kind)
>>2612846My mind went haywire and read that as SHARKUSSY
>>2612860They really had no idea what the fuck they were doing huh
Will Shakur bring back the phenomenon lost to time that were Sharktits?
>>2612860Did they really not playtest it at all...
What's the name of the monster that has the head of a T-Rex and screams alot?
>>2612877Tigrex
>>2612877Your mom
>>2612877Winning Ticket isn't that ugly
>>2612877... Isn't that just a T. rex?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rIFjCVawc
>>2612865Is this OC? Cute Cube Curren!
First time i lost a finals race
>>2612869The fact that the intended way to play MANT was 20 races should tell you everything. Cygames only figured out how to balance the game during and after GL
>>2612868You have them, among several other monster girls, in Onirism
>>2612886Can you not clock them? I've never seen that happen
>>2612891No I was out of clocks, glue run anyways.
>>2612885Nah, just something I found in my folderI don't know where its fromWe may never know
>>2612890So some people actually bought it? I thought it was just the dev spamming it on /v/
>>2612894Could be the dev....
>>2612260I will host some twintails-only rooms in honor of taabo.ALL COMERS - Turbo's big win - Nakayama 2200m right outer - TWIN TAILERS ONLY**due to a global server twin tail shortage, some two-side-uppers have also been allowed.Please enter TWO twintailed runners. Not 1. Not 3. Just 2.503542875035428750354287
>>2612894nah, its just that the dev came here i imagine
>>2612898What counts as twintailed? Maya has twin... somethings on her head, they might be tails.
>>2612868But... Shakur doesn't have tits...
1 MINUTE! GET YOUR PULLS READY
>>2612903FINALLY A REASON TO LOG IN
>>2612898Damn that's a pretty good Taabo.
>>2612898Define all umas allowed to enter
May all shakurbros be blessed for their pulls
Can an oldnigga explain what were Sharktits?
Gonna kms
>>2612898Fatwa and who else?
Aw yeah, time to watch torenas waste their carats while I get ahead by doing nothing.
>>2612908IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>2612894It's fun>>2612896>>2612899kek poor guy can't catch a break
God I am so nervous...
WITNESS ME BRICK MY ACCOUNT
>99k carats>want to MLB both tachy and light helloCan I spare a cheeky tenner or two for /ouruma/?
>>2612909Shark girl titties
LOOK AT HER!
Hmmmm....shant
>>2612923*chu*
Good luck, Shakirbros
>>2612921I wouldn't
Anchor for Shakur pulls. This will happen to you.
I'd roll her but I'm broke.
>>2612922I know but like... Why, where did it come from?
Goofy ass animation
Good luck Shakurbros, I will keep on saving for my own must have oshis and uhhh....and GL card banner too I guess
>>2612907>>2612901>>2612911I set up room restrictions so there's only 10 you can enter. You can't fuck it up.Scarlet, inari, sweep, akebono, neicha, Jordan, exceptions have been made for Maya, kitason, and I forget the other two that are allowed. I don't want to go back in and check.
It's over
>>2612920aaaaaaaa
>>2612909I may be wrong about the origin, but years ago there was this site called Doodle or Die where people would draw stuff after a prompt and sharktits were immensely popular. They probably don't come from there, but I remember them from thereI still have a pic savedNSFWhttps://files.catbox.moe/omki1i.png
>>2612938BRICKED
>>2612938ENTER
>>2612938OH NO NO NO
>>2612938ANOTHER TRAINER TOUCHES THE TEIO
My pulls are not looking good bros....
>>2612920Are you ok?
>>2612938ONE OF USONE OF US
*ASTER* DANCHOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY ACCOUNT?
>>2612962SAVED ACCOUNT
>>2612962BLESSED
>>2612962OH YES YES YES
>>2612962/howa/bros.... we fucking won
>>2612940Damn that feels like an ancient relic, thanks>Doodle or dieFuck this rings a bell and idk why, I don't think I was around for that
>>2612962ANON NOOO YOU WILL GET HOWA'D
>>2612962Give in to the warm and fuzzy vibes anon you have no choice
Account status = BrickedLETS GO!!!!!
>>2612962Her ears are so pointy.
>ynr that anon who had a meltdown and uninstalled the game after getting Teio
>30% wit growthThat sounds kind of ass doesn't it?
>>2612972The only smart /v/maling, dodged MANT like a bullet.
>>2612972The only sane reaction to pulling T*io
I wanna roll and i have literally nothing I hate gachashit
>>2612975It is pretty ass anon, her skills are pretty decent though. Just a huge medium merchant.
>>2612982My... My legs...
>>2612982Holy based, congrats on your wife
42 tickets spent. Time to dip into the carats...
>>2612982Wtf based?
>>2612982It is him, the hacker known as 4chan himself
THATS THE WRONG END CLOSER FUCK!>>2612982based based based based
Paying the Shakur tax paid off and I got her in 50 pulls! I got worried when I saw my oshiwife first but I'm always happy to see her even if I already have her at 5*. I also got Inari One 20 pulls earlier so I'll probably dump her career sometime after the next CM.
>>2612982This makes me wonder, how many posters of /vm/a have an uncapped 3* base umamusume?I have a 5* Christmas Oguri myself
>>2612982wtf
>>2612995FUCK YOUEXPLODE
Even if I'm not rolling for her, it makes me happy to see people rolling for Shakur after so many months of people shit talking her.Every uma deserves love.
>>2612982MY KNEES
>>2612982wew
>>2612995Shortstack festival lead will grow on you.
>>2612995>>2612996Congratulations on your versatile Dirt Paizuri.
>>2613000We haven't gotten to the true whomas just yet
>>2612983Her unique is fairly mediocre, her base form is down at the bottom of the JP tier list for a reason. Black Parade is at least usable when it rolls around
>>2612982The fucking GOAT
>>2612737I am not nearly as good at making these as others, but I did my best.
Reminder that Agnes Flight stopped Shakur from becoming a triple crown. MeMake sure to thank her!
>>2612997I have two. I need 65 more pieces, or 325 statues for Tama.
>>2613010
>>26129975* Sei5* Rudolf soon
>>2612997Just C Biwa for me.
>Inari One>Coolest shit ever>Sweep Tosho>Coolest shit ever>Air Shakur>Coolest shit everWTF DO I TAKE THE ENDPILL
>>2612997I spent all my statues on getting Fine and Digitan to 5*
>>2613011Thank god for that, or we would have gotten the weakest Triple Crown in history.
>>2613007Every uma will one day have a dedicated faggot
>>2612995lucky bastard
>>261289812/18Room for 3 more trainers.
>>2612997I burned a majority of my statue stash (about three quarters, I think?) on getting Sweep to 5* after she won me Gemini plat
>>2613028Even Air Messiah?
>>2612997I plan on 5 starring Windy.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2613034Yeppers, if fucking win variation can get one she will get one too
>>2613028There will be no such thing as a Believefag, I refuse to believe it
>>2613036Congratulations on your Paizuri.
>>2613028except super creek
>>2613038Habeeb it!
>>2613038HABEEB IT
>>2613036>crying about free paizuri
Okay fine, I'll roll but ONLY if you tell me your favorite Tupac song
where is my shakur
>>2613036Why can this nigga get Condor's big fat tits in a skintight suit, and all I get are more copies of Base Mcqueen and Oguri? Fucking EXPLODE
The good thing about getting Shakur in 50 pulls is that I won't have to limit myself to 50 for Seeking the Pearl and can go up to 100 as planned
>>2613047>where is my shakurIn Stranger than Heaven for some fucking reason
>>2613047DIE AND EXPLODE
GOT HER, I'm probably fucked with GL, but 50 pulls isn't too bad even if I'm skint. I can cope that I'll pull for no one during GL
>>2613046Tupac was a nigerfaggot but I do like Do for Love specifically because it samples Bobby Caldwell.
>>2613036>>2612995nah, were good.will i make it with 7k carats left?>>2613044im pulling for a flattie, what the fuck do you want from me?
>>2613047CONSIDERED
>>2613046Sorry bro... I'm a biggiefag...
>>2613046California Love
I took heavy damage
This is the third end closer i want that I have to skip this is fucking GAY
>>2613047guys how do i make my pulls look like this and not 4 neichas 5 tickezos and a mambo
>>2613067Anon nyo...
reddit shakur
Shakur seems mean in her story....
>>261306722k carats? Why that'll only cost you like $200 at the next anniversary sale!
>>2613056Time for a celebratory maths problem:Assume acceleration of body m in given by a = -(k/m)x where x is displacement and the object is released from rest at t=0 and x=A what is the equation of motion (what is the formula for x(t) with the answer in terms of t)
I didn't know Doto was this funny
>>2613061Time to savemaxx anon, you may BARELY make it
4chan tachyon
>>2613067God bless you anon
My comic came at a terrible time.
>>2612997Oguri is my next closest to 5*.
>>2613030>>2612898>Someone joined with just 1 runnerYOU IMBECILE. What part of 2 do you not understand?>Twin Turbo>Twin Tails>Two TraineesThe alliterations don't lie. You must bring 2. Please quit out and rejoin with another :(
>>2613091I can't read I'm sorry
It is done. I am become /v/ma's strongest Golshi trainer!
Didn't get Shakur in 11 pulls(tenner and 1 ticket) but I did upgrade King Halo and Vodka, so hey, that's pretty cool.
>>2613073I'll get 50 back for getting her good ending.
>>2612665Not yet
>>2613093How the fuck does an end closer bwat the sprint dirts? Congrats!
I'm sorry what the fuck
>>2613114she a gangsta
>>2613114They caught her riding dirty in the party van
>>2613093Congrats
>>2613110Not that guy but you can run Golshi as pace B if you just need the W
Numberfag Shakur
>>2613114>she remembers your face>fondlyawww... :)
>>2613114She's rollinThey hatin
I'm starting to find her oddly hot, please don't do this to me /v/ma
>>2613114This is a reference to her character story. She got stereotyped due to appearance and the fact she was out late, technically past curfew.
>>2613110She has B in pace you just have to forego her ult. For one specific race i had to set her to easy modo (front runner) because i kept losing.
>>2613114She got that aura, reminds me of working in warehouses
How many event points would an ura finale career give with double TP?
>>2613110NTA, but I've also been working on a Completionist title for an end closer and the dirt sprints turned out to be shockingly easy. Ended up clearing them no problem with roughly D dirt and B sprint
>>2613131Like 60k?
>>2612982MY FUCKING KNEEEEEESSSSSS
We had THREE end closers pretty much back to back to back.The question is, who has the better end?
>>2613141please refer to >>2611879
>>2613126You will eat all of the Shakur propaganda, Anon
>>2612982
>>2612898It begins.9 fronts btw
>>2613141Define "End", there could be multiple definitions.
>>2613122wow she loves hakuraku just like us
>>2612982ABSOLUTE CLASS
>>2612997I don't have all my TT umas at 3* even...
>>2613150Sweep is so fucking short this is so funny
>>2613150GO, MAYA!
>>2613150Rooting for ICHIBAN, not in the race but mostly because im a twin tail purist, she's the ONLY uma with legit twin tails
>>2611879Asspanded from all those sedentary hours on the lappy
>>2613164>Twintail puristWhere did I put that sandwich chart...
Shak/v/r
>>2613141We can answer this mathematicallyhttps://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/>Air Shakur24th fattest ass in tracen>Inari One91st fattest ass in tracen>Sweep Tosho137th fattest ass in tracenFunnily enough, it's an inverse relationship as far as meta viability
What compels a man to waste all his carats on fucking Air Shakur of all Umas?
>asked my sister if shes rolling on air Shakur >"not until she joins my chemical romance"I had to laugh
>>2613150It was a great duel for the front, but the UG Scarlet had a little more pep in her step.
>>2613174/OURUMA/
>>2613178They saw your favorite uma and said "well I guess it could always be way worse"
>>2613175question: Bust size isnt boob size, but is the hip size the same as the butt size?
>>2613180LETS FUCKING GO PRESIDENT DAIWAGood race! I wish I had a better uma to join with but I don't train twintails
>>26131784chan is and always will be contrarian by nature, you should know thatIts like whenever someone posts a list of all the upcoming weak uma releases and it gets guaranteed (You)s of OMG MY LITERAL WHO WIFEThink about how little someone like goldship is talked about here vs how abnormally talked about umas like mejiro bright, NTR and mejiro Ryan are.
>>2613184Well that can't be it because literally every Uma is worse than my favorite Uma.
>>2613179kektell her that the infamous hacker known as 4chan thinks it was a good joke
needs an /v/ma won edit
>>2611456me in her womb
>>2613192>NTRHEY FUCK YOU I'VE BEEN SPREADING THE AGENDA SINCE DAY 1
>>2613147no no no no please no I hate Ireland AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>2613192Golshi is still popular here though
>>2613180Daiwa Scarlet Expert POVThanks for the race
>>2613212Look at the size of those twintails
>>2613180Thanks for the race
>>2613211Whenever she gets mentioned you'll see some Golshibroken come out of the woodwork though.
>>2613192People talk about Mejiro Bright that isn't from Aster? I'm not even joking I always mix her and Ardan's names up. I just mix them into the same generic Mejiblob mental image.
Holy 7cmbroken
>>2613211True. She was #1 in the poll of trainees who have won platinum for you.
Anyone else get a notification for Cancer Cup selection just now? Scared the fuck out of me when I saw it since it hasn't even been a week since Gemini but when I went into the game there was nothing.
>>2613126What do you mean "oddly"
>>2613222I've got seven centimeters for her
>>2613223What poll is that?
>>2613231Longest tamachad
>>2613222Anons here don't obsess over numbers, right?
>>2613230Well i mean punk/alt girls have never been my thing....until now really
>>2613235>>2613222i am reminded of that one (i believe it was falcobro) dude who lost finals and was stuck in a limbo redoing the race multiple times
>>2613227That happened last CM too so you're good
>>2613222Me crunching the numbers for my pull plan over and over.
>>2613186Its a way to estimate by dividing against waist yes
>>2613232Here brontosaurus.https://poal.me/tep3fm
>>2613242that's a completely NORMAL thing to do
Tachyon is so likable when she's actually helping others and not making them change colors or whatever.It's really endearing when she sincerely helps Scarlet or Fuji or Shakur or whomever.I like her better in others' careers than her own.
>>2613251cute
>>2613254I really liked Tachy in Cafe's career
Me after going 0-5 during CM
>>2613251I think she would hate this
>>2613259The real /v/ma chan was air shakur all along
>>2613254>Character is better in someone else's story than their ownWHY does this happen so OFTEN?>>2613240based. 4chan Shakur rewired your brain
>>2613264>WHY does this happen so OFTENwho else?
>>2613265King Halo in Kamakawa's.
>>2613265one is already too much, but, one anon above said the same thing about Shakur in Finemo's story. same thing with Spe, and her losing the DAAAAHBY in Halos
I am not immune to propaganda. Cheeky tenners stay winning.
>>2613265I'd say Spe is the obvious example of an uma who's way more compelling when she shows up outside of her own career, especially in King's and Seiun's
>>2613265Goldshi is great in Kita's story
>>2613272Gee anon how come your mom lets you get TWO Shakurs?
What did she mean by this?
>>2613272T W O tupacs
>>2613280No but like actually what did she mean by this
I LOVE TOMBOY HUMILIATION
>>2613282wait, so, 2pacs?
>>2613289
>>2613275Spe is pretty much a nothingburger anywhere she shows up
Fuck man they should've started the CM today we are all done with our builds
Sorting out my screenshots to move some old ones from Fine's career and the ballroom event made me realize I have taken an obscene amount of Shakur screenshots. I'm really glad I didn't have to hit pity for her...
>>2613300kek i dont even have one, ill just use my old aces
>>2613300WRONG
>>2613300yeah haha ....
Are the new cards any good?
>>2613300>we are all done with our buildsI was waiting for Shakur this entire time so I'll be spending the last few days building her
>>2613254>>2613264Tachyon is a schizo, writing-wise. She's whatever Cygames want her to be and her voice actress is very good on adjusting on the fly.
>Register for your league for the CM!>Can't register.Bwos......
>>2613314DO NOT none of them are good, all whalebait
>>2613314>Gold CityNo race bonus so useless in MANT so skip.>Air GrooveShe's actually not that bad of a generic Power card, but she IS a Power card so you will skip her. Plus the gold skill is bad (early-race gold heal for Late Surgers).
>>2613316How do you even begin building her with that wit growth?
>>2613325Elated and Moonlit flash are pretty aight skills, you give her daring strike and do a standard endCHAD build, spurt isn't that great so not having it in kit is a good thing for this cm
>>2613325nta but considering GL's standard deck is 3 speed 2 wit and LH, I'd say she'll be alright. Training her during MANT is going to be tough though.
>>2613325I don't know but it doesn't matter all that much in my case since I will be in Group B
>>2613333Physically cannot stop kneeling jordanlord
>>2613325Scouting hakuraku at this very second I wanna see how the whaleoids build her
>>2613339my bets that theu use MLB finemo and get like 800 wit
Did a cheeky tennerGot vampire rice sharterI blame this thread, fuck you
>>2613343Rice HERO defeating another uppity Mejiro, yup yup
>>2613330>Training her during MANT is going to be tough though.Actually, she's probably fine with a 2speed 2power 2 wit deck, which means a little bit of annoyance with less wit training for energy gain and being more reliant on good summers, but you're also less fucked by your wit cards not lining up during the rest of the year. With Throne, she can probably do 2 speed, 2 wit, throne and then a power card for a skill which will be nice, and maybe go down to 2 speed, 1 wit, throne, and 2 utility cards.
Assuming a 2 speed/1 power/3 wit deck Throne replaces one of the wits right?
>>2613343You're welcome
>Shakur doesn't understand why you'd want to scout her because it "wouldn't benefit you">There's pretty much zero 'logical' gameplay explanation for wanting her, so her confusion is justified on a meta level because the only reason to roll for her is if you simply really like herKINO!
First one I've found in a public>not pictured, corner adept,summer runner, MPB, poomp, Radiant
>>2613351Yep, though a 20% speed growth uma might get away with replacing a speed card instead if you have 3 important wit cards
>>2613351You would be correct
>>2613356>30% wit growth uma + great statstick in mr shee bee>not capped witSmh
Nobody talks about Fine Motion anymore
Only cleat G1's, yeah?
What's the point of waiting for throne to make aces over just using guts bakushin?
>>2613361fine has always been astroturfed by 4-5 anons desu, she's just alright
>>2613366Yeppers
>>2613361I talk about her. She's half of my perma CM group and I just got her fig last week.
>>2613366I'll cleat G2-3s if I'm absolutely drowning in them but otherwise yes.
>>2613366yeah unless you somehow have like 10 of them and you're not gonna use them all by the end of the run
>>2613369Don't you mean she's just fine?
>>2613366>if you mean clockscorrect>if you mean hammersgolden for G1s, gray for G2/3s
>>2613377>gray for G2/3sHoly gaslight, no don't do this. Save them all for G1s. You have too many G1s and not enough silver cleats in every run
>>2613379Agreed
>>2613361I prepared to pass on her banner.
>>2613379huh.. i just spend the gray ones whenever i have too many shop points
>>2613386Yes you should be buying lots of silver and golden cleats, but only spend them on G1s. You run way more G1s in a regular schedule than cleats you'll have. Its not worth to ever use a silver or gold in a G2 or G3
Some rooms?
>>2613373I should clarify this, I'll only less than G1s IF I'm going to miss out on a cleat on a reset/it's the end of the run and I have more cleats than G1s. I also only take 2 gold cleats into the climax.
>Parcae is a computer that Shakur built to kick off her racing career. She even engineered the OS and programs herself.Where's that anon writing custom bootloaders for his 16K RAM assembly language uma fan game or whatever the fuck? Is he pulling for Shakur?
>>2613392Yes please
Shakur's Unique looks like a nightmare to set off unless it just looks weirder than it is.
>>2613399It IS a nightmare to set off
>>2613395I wonder if Terry would have liked Shakur.
>>2613395She's like Terry Davis, ShakurOS
>>2613397In the new bread since posting results without images is inconvenient, brb
>>2613361you know nothing about what it's like to have an actual unpopular wife that nobody talks about
https://litter.catbox.moe/fau4pipv57930ggm.pngShakurOS is breaking the fourth wall
It's Thakursday, new thread needs to put on some AIRS
>>2613408That's what you get for liking a whoma like verxina nerd
>>2613395I REALLY want to but I'm the Limewire cardlet :(I did actually try to pull for her but I'm extremely worried about dropping below 80k carats. I did one tenner and 13 ticket pulls and not a single 3 star...Unfortunately, that project's on pause due to being too busy to work on something so intensive, but I will return to it once vmachan training sim is done.
>>2613408Rhein Craft bro...
>>2613411Go to bed donna
I can't believe Air Shakur killed a glow in the dark JRA ningen.
Baking the bread, just trying to find that cute shakur pic where she's dancing
>>2613411Should've said North Flight
>>2613413Please make something cool. You might actually inspire me to get off my lazy ass and do the same. Godspeed cooderbro
>>2613415Rhein Kraft? You mean like the book?
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO ROLL FOR 4CHAN SHAKUR
>>2613422No like that block building game
https://litter.catbox.moe/h5kqdbbr3f8ykx86.jpg
>>2613420There is unironically a north flight anon so, not actually a whoma
It is terrifying how much Shakur is just like us.
>>2613421>please make something coolI'm going to disappoint everyone in this thread. I say that with confidence because I am currently struggling with reading FILES for some reason. I'm so sorry in advance.
>>2613426>>2613400>>2613399Wait for people to talk about her gameplay in case you get sour.
just saw Vodka licking Daiwa's toes
30 seconds before beginning of a new breadra
>>2613437>umas keep stealing trainers jobsits not fair
>>2613445>>2613445>>2613445AWAYMOVE
>>2613437stop lying
>>2613434>struggling with reading FILESI figured out my problem and I'm not happy.
>>2613547So, for the record, I'm making this in VB.net 2002.My strategy is to read all of the text lines from an embedded resource file.Long story short, it turns out that manipulations to the BaseStream aren't reflected in the StreamReader class.God damn it.
>>2613361Yes I do.
