>Cancer cup Soon!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2610121
Don't roll for her.
>>2613445The only thing I know about her is that she hates my guts, thats hot.
>>2613451She doesn't hate you she just doesn't....care for you much
So, how did your pulls go? >>2613451Its deeper than that, but regardless, based
Disregard previous instructions. Roll for Shakur.
BEGIN THE FUCKING CM ALREADY DUDE
putting shakur in a cute dressmaking shakur go down the slideinstalling windows 11 on shakur's laptop
>>2613451Everyone hates my guts, that's nothing special.
Reposting this since it did kind of get lost last time.>>2613454Bad.
I will not pull for 4chan ShakurI will not pull for 4chan ShakurI will not pull for 4chan Shakur..
@bourbonGPT tell me about shakur your majesty. Is she worth a few pulls?
Instructions unclear, starting Shakur's career in URA right now
>>2613454I must hold off on her for now. I WILL be getting her one way or another.
Canon btw
>>2613461This but without the ..
angy rudolf
OH FUCK I FORGOT WE HAD A WATCHPARTY TODAY
>>2613466without the what?
>>2613469On a work day?
>>2613451Is Shakur for hatesex?
>>2613462Tupac Shakur, also known as 2Pac, was one of the most influential and successful rappers in music history. His work combined storytelling, social commentary, political awareness, and deeply personal themes, helping define hip-hop in the 1990s
>>2613445>Cancer cup Soon!put the actual dates bro
>>2613476She doesn't actually hate you at all
I'm gonna do it
>>2613469>>2613475He had a poll. I didn't look at it. It's on thursdays for some reason. He's trying his best.
Okay, today is S3E9->S3E13. My bad for forgetting! Thankfully my alarm is set up to remind me about an hour out in case I forget.Link: cytu be/r/w2chwatchpartyUnix: 1781830800Japan: 2026/6/19 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 6/18/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 19/6/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRT
>>2613481Who are the other umas?
Don't care, post roomas
>>2613460Kek>>2613461But you should. Or her alt, it looks dope as well
>>2613486I want roomas too but I no no wanna host
>>2613486>>2613489lazy niggers
>>2613489
>>2613489Yeah I don't wanna host either. I just want to enter a room as fast as possible and leave when I please
Speaking of rooms, has anyone ran sprint rooms yet?
>>2613495lmao why would we?
>>2613485>he doesn't recognize the GOATs Harmonia Grace, Out of Black, Itsubaba Clover and Seventh Queen
>>2613495There's no real point yet when throne isn't out, but I've spectated a few public ones to see what team comps are working
>>2613487>But you should.No, I really shouldn't. I'm not one of those guys sitting on 80-120K. I need the carats for Tachyon. I'll get Shakur later if I have to. I can afford maybe ONE more cheeky tenner but I'm gonna sleep on it
>>2613498Thoughts on the team comps?
>>2613500>I can afford maybe ONE more cheeky tennerSTOP DOING THIS.
>>2613501Pace chaser CM lol, fronts kinda do jackshit
>>2613485>>2613497Narcissus, Arcade Champ, Autumn Mountain, Coruscanti.
>>2613503Can't you just do 3 fronts and guarantee you get Shooting at the bare minimum?
>>2613502hmmmm nyo
Both you and Brian are so demanding
>>2613507They're all packed together it's not that easy
>>2613502That's why I stopped I only did one, one!
>>2613510You think Shakur would kill you if Light Hello made moves on you?
>>2613507NTA but isn't shooting like 3-4 only
>>26135153-5, and if you're using 3 fronts you guarantee at least the 3rd spot.
>>2613514Not the time, she'd brush it off. Be bitter about it and then silently regret it in a few years.
I love being a fat fucking whale that can swipe whenever I want to. Got all 3 of the SEX end closers
>>2613494>Enter room>Win>Close gameThat's me
>>2613526Then host it!
>>2613503Late and end status?
>>2613527>host one room>win>don't post results>close thread
As far as CM16, do I really have to take el condor KWABsa? The accel seems iffy idk
>>2613523I don't believe you.
>>2613474The ".."
I hope you're not skipping the concerts!
When does mant get crept as the parent scenario again?
>>2613535No, it's not like the previous sprint CM. This one is on a corner. Taiki, Nishino, Angling, Pump Iron, those ones will work. That being said plancha would activate on the strait a little after late race starts, so it could still work just delayed
I DON'T CARE ABOUT AIR SHAKUR
>>2613529>300 M final straightLol, triple pace or die
>>2613541The... the what? out with it boy
>>2613548Yeah I was pretry sure eru would suck ass, who would you take as a second parent for fronts then?
>Superb stats>Superb skill>Lose all attempts to Pearl on NHK MileSorry danchou. Just going to spam rest and crash this run for the carats.
>>2613555NTA but I'd do final corner speed so maybe makween
>>2613555Since fronts have such slow acceleration and they're only relying on angling, plancha might help them get there a little faster but honestly I dont know. Probably just a case of not much else to buy. I don't think NY Opera would work that well either. There's hardly enough time to accelerate to max speed I think is the issue so they're desperate for more accel, even if delayed but don't quote me on that. Maybe just a case of not much else to inherit
>>2613548Is the final straight the only straight? Thats odd.
>Genuinely can't decide whether to roll for Shakur or not even after trying to seriously weigh the pros and consHm.It would appear that I'm at a mental impasse, which I guess means I'll be skipping her by default unless I change my mind before her banner ends
Shakur please, you can't just rip up the frilly and cute winning live outfits afterwards every single time...
>>2613562Does this mean falkwabs unique works?
>>2613544certainly
>>2613551
I would be more compelled to drop cheeky tenners for uma banners if you could run more than three umas in CMs.
>>2613569This is stolen valour.
>>2613519Winning paces overtake losing fronts, so that doesn't work
>>2613562Well it is only 1200mit's a short short race, sprints have weird designs. I would imagine corner abilities are gonna have a lot more value than straights
>"Pathetic"
>>2613570That just implies that he's going to keep chanting the same thing in perpetuity
>>2613568Idk, would have to test it it's supposed to activate on a mid race straight but iirc it doesn't actually do that.
>>2613579Yeah Princess is!
>>2613588Which uma would say this? (Idk her rivals)
>>2613565She got mommy issues?
>>2613588You would never say that to her face.
>>2613579
>who invited unc
>>2613586Someone corrected me on this recently. Her ult only checks for "Corner = 0" so it can still activate in the "neither" section because it is not a corner.
Since we are talking about sprintsloppa, could early race be more valuable than mid race? To secure a good position early
>>2613589maybe Sweepy when Kawakami was going through her funk
>>2613589>her rivalsFusapan the teenage mom and Sweepy the old brat
>>2613600Oh, then yeah it should 100% be able to activate
>>2613601If sprintsloppa is pace sloppa, I dont doubt we'll see pace running groundwork to get ahead of the 9 pace chaser clump
>>2613618Leo is going to be frontslop like every fucking CM is. Except now they get another accel other than Angling with Taiki's unique so they don't even have to keep first the whole race to win. In other words it's the most bullshit frontslop CM of all time coming up.
>>2613592Verily
>>2613483T-15 minutes. >>2613475Yeah, I had a poll. 6 votes ended up on Thursday, out of a total of 8 votes. (People could vote for multiple options, but I think I was the only one to do so. There was only one other vote for the Friday slot.)I might rerun the poll, since apparently at least one person thought it was for the season 2 rewatch I was trying to also coordinate at the time.
>>2613619Bruh, no it ain't. I'm frontbroken too but jesus. Fronts don't have as many options.
>>2613619Fronts don't even have a secondary accel, if they proc shooting they don't proc angling
>>2613561>I don't think NY Opera would work that well eitherNot at all, it's always in the accel zone
>>2613621Aw man that's kinda sad i relate
>>2613632But if 3rd through 6th are all fronts, other positions don't proc anything.
>>2613483T-10 minutes until we start working on S3! And then we won't have S3 again!
>>2613633Yeah that's why I said don't quote me on that, don't mean to potentially gaslight anyone. So when you say it goes off in the accel zone, you mean it raises the speed cap while you're accelling essentially? If you're not running at top speed already though isn't that wasted or am I missing something
>>2613565 >>2613621Damn.Made for breaking a cold shell and comforting.
>race starts on a downhillHear me out, this + groundwork = instant lucky pace
See you fellas in 2 hours. Don't destroy your carat stash.
>>2613646>borrowing a 0RB card for a gamba
>>2613649That game was fucking TRASH anon lol
>>2613652Nta but Mexico-Korea is bound to be hype. Going to the sticky
>>2613595I need bouquet.............
>>2613649this is why i dont watch diveflop. all they do is flop around. i'll start watching when they start banning everyone who does this
>got a Med S Tama run finally>promise I'll roll for Shakur if Akikawa gives me Med Straights, Corners or End Straights>she doesn'tWell Akikawa, you don't give me what I want, I won't give you what you want, simple as. I'm keeping my tickets.
I don't think I laughed this much in a while
>>2613483T-5 minutes for all who care!
>>2613658>another boomer trainer
>>2613658Is he stupid
>>2613658>How it feels to explain computers to your family who still call the monitor the "brain"
>>2613658Actual fucking senior citizen
>>2613658What the fuck this career is pure techkino..
>>2613658>the absolute state of tracen trainers
>>2613658This is how I feel posting with all these ojisans
>>2613658Wow, Trainer-san is... NOT me...https://litter.catbox.moe/w8ig8eygjihwu1df.png>In retrospect, I should've been using the breakpoints, but I'm too lazy to learn it at the moment.png
>>2613643Yes, its literally wasted because you're still accelerating to top speed so the extra target speed will never get filled.
>>2613658>which spec is "lightweight" forI unironically don't know what this means.
>>2613677......
>>2613673zoombabs are just as hopeless as the dementia boomers. Gen X and Millennials are the only ones that know how to use computers. Zoomies dont even know what a file system is cause they do everything on their phones
>>2613677Are you stupid?
>>2613677There's a reason for that
Shakur, you shouldn't bully tore like that...
>>261367710/10 bait
Be back in 2 hours, gonna shitpost in the sticky
>>2613680And then you have me I guess.To be fair, I don't think most millennials know what the fuck a filesystem is either. They know vaguely OF it, but they don't understand how it actually works beyond "it is like a library for my files to reside in."
>Still no rooms
>>2613677Anon>a simple lightweight modelShe is talking about the computer itself being lightweight, as in NOT HEAVY. The trainer is confused and thought she was talking about a spec, just like (You)
>>2613692Should have made them yourself then.
>>2613677
>>2613692Make em ill join
>>2613696>hehe, dummy.She 100% wants to have sex with you.
>>2613690I don't really get anything about computers and I had to take a course and get certified for it.
>>2613692Teach a trainer to host and he'll bitch about no rooms...
>>2613684>tfw no /g/f that is mean to you but would break your pelvis at any moment
>hostingNah, don't really feel like it...
Shakur has vocals for Winning the Soul but they're not in global. What a disappointment.
>>2613702Damn, that's really unlucky. I feel fortunate enough to have been reality-checked by my dad early on, sending me down the path of trying to understand computers as best as I can. I'm no genius and unfortunately not an autistic savant, but I'd say I'm decent at computers. I just have personal problems these days that prevent me from making use of my skill...
>>2613707DO IT OR I SHOOT
>This is the Uma that supposed to hate our gutsI don't see it in the logs so far.>>2613711Ticket didn't get her's until halfway through Unity and she was in at launch
AHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>2613711>they're not in globalWHY? >>2613696God damn, I'm glad that she didn't ask for computer parts this time.
>>2613715It makes zero sense for umas whose story is all about winning the DAHHHBYYY not to get WtS vocals.
>>2613713YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
>>2613712I ended up building a computer but I don't understand a thing. I just end up looking things up, and remembering the steps and then it's not a problem anymore, that's what I end up doing with everything in my life. I can't even bring up the info in my mind on the fly either, it's a weird issue.
>>2613711What other Umas have had vocals added to songs later?It pisses me off that Kawakami doesn't sing Tracen Ondo but maybe there is hope at some point
>>2613483So uhm, no one's shown up... I kind of fucked up anyways but "corrected" it since then. Should I abort and try again tomorrow?
The /sp/ sticky has so many umaposters I kinda wanna drop an 18 race room there to see how many end up joining.
>>2613726Here's the list of vocals in JP currentlyhttps://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria
>>2613727>season 3 kills the watch partySeems like some anons might be watching the World Cup as well so bad timing
>>2613733S3 is ass and im in the sticky, gomen
>>2613733I can't justify watching S3 sober while still having work starting at 5 am
Marvelous Sunday AGEMASEN'd me junior year and it feels like there's no reason to continue this run at that point
>>2613725>just looking things up, and remembering the stepsI think you are missing what you're truly passionate about in life.>I can't even bring up the info in my mind on the fly eitherThat's the fault of the internet. This was a problem noticed as far back as 2004, when people who used the internet a lot noticed their short term memory and ability to absorb more information was going to hell very quickly because it was less important to be able to remember things when you could bring them up on the fly constantly.
>>2613735I don't blame you neigha
>>2613731well yeah I know you can look this stuff up but I'm asking how often do they go back and add vocals to older songs
>>2613726I wish you didn't reply to me, anon, because I don't know.
>>2613733>>2613727That's probably the real answer. It's just very unfortunate timing. I didn't even run the reenactments I thought I would last weekend (although I said nothing) because was spending so much time watching the world cup.
Calling it now 0-3
>>2613741Songs for Races in the schedule? Depends on the Uma. Scenarios? Never!
>>2613483 >>2613733 >>2613745Okay, I'm aborting the watchparty. When is the world cup in a lull?
>random mood down early junior year>no cards have gotten their mood up events yet>went 7 races in a row without that stupid reporter cunt giving me a mood up
>>2613726Still in love got retroactively added to legend-changer so there's always hope
>>2613751The /sp/ sticky has links
>>2613748>Scenarios? Never!Multi billion dollar company btw
>>2613756I don't blame the VAs for not wanting to if that's the reason behind it
7cm status?
>>2613738Nah, I had this problem before the internet. Well, I can remember songs on the fly ridiculously easily but that's because I keep hearing them in my head. There's a song playing in my head every waking second.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>2613757I mean I would but I doubt it's the VAs refusing. Why the fuck would they refuse a paycheck? Makes no god damn sense.
>>2613759ONE DAY AGNES FLIGHT WILL BE ADDED
>>2613751That's kind of hard to say. You would have to look at the schedule because they're running 4 games a day at the moment about every 3 to 4 hours, and each game is about 2 hours. The best chance is during a game no one cares about but then anons might be mentally winded still.Funny enough this is a good time to do careers while watching on a 2nd monitor.
>>2613759In limbo, like Shakur CPU.png
>>2613764Can kill their voice or want more money.
>>2613684I'm going to regret not rolling for Shakur, aren't I? I don't know why I keep falling for girls that are rough around the edges.
>>2613759All alone out front
>>2613771Yes you will, and you will also regret that you couldn't make a themed CM team consisting of Brian/Taishin/Shakur as well
Is /vm/a rooting for Mexico or Korea?
>>2613751Whoops, I got absorbed in playing other vidya and lost track of time. I'll watch whenever you try again
>>2613777I, as a human being, can only hope they both die.
>>2613777I forgot to post Fukukitaru :(
>>2613777I like Mexican food but I also like Korean food.... Idk
>>2613777I am a gook.
>>2613783Special Week.....
>>2613777Who cares. The spics are going to rape them.
>>2613782That's okay! I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do, but I'll figure something out.
Have you ever seen anything this beautiful?
>>2613794Literally how
>>2613794Is speed saar good for next CM?
>>2613794>tfw I don't have fine mo and I'm going to need to borrow throneWhich is the better borrow throne or fine mo?
>>2613794YeahMy danchou
Reminder that next CM no capped power = brick, the uphill is important.
>>2613798What else are Paces gonna grab? Brain's card's gold?
Pearlanons should have rolled.
>>2613799Throne is a way better card than Fine Motion for MANT.
>>2613805But I did
>>2613805If I rolled I wouldn't have enough for Pearl.
>>2613812Pearl gets TWO banners, you have no excuse!
Is in high spirits a good Skill for the next CM?
TP check!
>>2613814She's not getting a rerun bro, they're not gonna repeat that mistake
>>2613816LMAO
>>2613816Actually laughed
>>2613816KEK
Are we running tiara for sprintsloppa?
>>2613811Thank you for your support
>>2613816CHRONO-SAMA I KNEEL!!
>>2613824I'm running Tiara on every non-long CM, my favorites have ass long aptitude.But even if they didn't, why pay the stam tax for a sprint?
Holy shit I'm never using Fuku again just had sub 500 speed going into senior year
AAAAAAACK MY FACE
>>2613824You're gonna have Sprint A so you run Tiara + Sprint, and then Falco and Oguri get dirts too. No reason to run Crown when you do not give a single fuck about your stamina
>>2613832>Censoring her stock market portfolioNot looking good!
>>2613832>Fujin has to work a part time job>Shakur throws a phone around after every time she races like she doesn't care if it breaks
>>2613832This is the sexiest G1 win animation I've ever seen.
>>2613832How are my reflexes so bad I couldn't catch that?
How much longer do we have to pretend to like Air Shakur?
>>2613841About a month just like we had to pretend to care about ines fujin and eishin flash.
>bring 0LB Falco>her first event doesn't even go off
>>2613842>noooooooo you can't like new charactersI'm a flashfag, would you rather if I spammed her every thread? The answer is no. She's a poor milelet so I gotta wait until GL until i can even use her
>>2613841I like all umas tho
>>2613846Correct. Launch umas only, preferably suzuka.
>>2613748>Scenarios? Never!But they added voices for l'arc de gloire everytime a Longchamp sacrifice makes her debut in game??
>>2613853I do not care for Suzuka, and Oy Neigh can't do anything to me.
>>2613857Is the weakest generation thing an actual keiba thing?
When are they gonna add another sharp toothed uma?
>>2613846>this art from when Germany football team is a clownKEK
>>26138677-1
>>2613867At least they are in the world cup... unlike Italel..
Gambling on Medium S from a single mile spark wish me luck
>>2613873er single medium spark**
Imagine feeling overwhelmed by your goof-up of a roommate who slips on banana peels.
>>2613879She has to be careful around Doto or else she might accidentally get crushed
>>2613873Anon why
>>2613873Building milelets?
>>2613885because it's the best I've got and I don't feel like making another parent just to try this random thing that won't work even if I can get a medium S run
Does mutation become easier when they implement the pink spark whites?
>Party Dash is somehow over 4 GBI just want to ask one thing. Actually, two things. Why? And how?
>>2613902I heard its super-voiced.
>>2613902Bono is in the game and takes up 3.5 GB
>>2613649the World - my niggers are better than your niggers - Cup
>>2613906This but unironically makes it good
>>2613658trainer should justbuy a macbook neo with Shakur's student discount
>>2613865Hey, when is Windy relative to Tachyon's banner?
>>2613912Windy is just before Mr CB and right before ramonu wit, probably the worst placement ever
>>2613901Yeppers
https://poal.me/dygmlqOne more month until the nightmare ends, please answer the OFFICIAL morale poll!
>>2613913>that placementBeing such a cardlet is painful.
>>2613918You have to be a REAL oshigamer if you wanna get windy>bad kit>no content>horrible placement>zero altsOnly true dirtfuckers will pull for her.
meisho dota
>>2613909They make millions, I don't think they get a discount
>>2613926Not pulling for windy, but how bad is the kit?
When will Cygames rewrite the year one trainee stories to be more kino like this?
>>2613932>Unique requires a duel, requires dirt and requires a final straight>Gold homestretch but dirt only>FCM but for heavy (and only heavy) conditionsGrim
>>2613935Rice but infinitely better all around
Why is rice seeing some level of success relative to other pace chasers?
>>2613932I may have missed it but there's not a single CM so far that Mud Master is useful in lol
I had a really good career seed today. Barely lost any races at all.
>>2613947W-Where are the other pace chasers anon
>>2613947Sometimes it's just one dedicated waifupick+2x debuffers who runs in a ton of rooms
>>2613947determined descent. hit early, you're gonna be in front of pace pack. hit late, you have extra accel.
My thoughts exactly
OISSU!
>>2613953>other waifufags run wife+double debuffers and have insane winrates in public rooms>I do the same thing and have like a sub 2% winrate
>>2613959You're seeing the tippy top of all waifupicks though. Not all the poor souls crushed under the heel of the meta.
>>2613962that doesn't make any sense but whatever Rice Shower is certainly not any better than my wife this CM or at worst they're the same.
>>2613932Worst uma in the game, as bad as og haru. Never seen her in CM or LOH. Godspeed to the windy troopers
>>2613969Sorting through haku data, all the good performing rice showers and double dom lucky pace setups and the vast majority are whaleoids
>>2613957
Buena Vista or Bouquet? You can only marry one.
>>2613975my ace has a higher score than the highest winrate Rice Shower so it's not a whale vs non whale issue
>>2613978Fine Motion.
>>2613978I would literally rather slit my wrists than ever marry a dumb bitch newma
>>2613935My childhood friend/crush wasn't an uma but a latina, so Bouquet
>>2613978Bouquet and it's not even close.
>>2613978I don't know enough about either to pick. Ask again in like 4 years.
Super Umamusume Strikers. Would you buy it, or are honses running into electric backstops too violent?
>>2613926I'd fuckin' do it, but again, I LITERALLY do not have the resources to pull it off. I have 81k carats and I am probably going to fail to MLB Tachyon. I forgot, what level should I have Speed Tachyon at again?
It's dober...
>>2613978Buena seems like a comfy wife
I don't remember her looking like this
>>2613998>what level should I have Speed Tachyon at again?MLB for the 2 skill point bonus
>>2614005What do you mean, that's literally just groove
honestly there's nothing more depressing than seeing people have success with their umawives in rooms and I can't win to save my lifeI'm not good enough
>>2614005Groove milk, yum
>>2614008You should not diminish your accomplishments and your efforts by comparing to others
>>2613997Honestly I think I'd buy pretty much every uma spinoff possible
Teio...
Does SP bonus stack?
is there a reason to run 2x TP if you've already gone past 1m event points? I'm up to 1.5m now
Just curious, which accels work for cm16?
>>2614005She's always looked like that
>>2614019Yes
>>2614005Her janny aura was obstructing your vision. She has always had a great body.
>>2614020Yeah, it lets you appear to be grinding when in reality you're flatlining and killing McQueens
>>2614021>fronts Angling>paceBudding blossom, shooting for victory, pump (maybe)>late and endBudding blossom (maybe), pump>Consistent gamblesNeck and Neck, OYL, NSM, CC, >Bad gamblesMM, plan X, Unrestrained, Rushing galeAny questions?
Are (YOU) going to remake your ace(s) once Throne comes out?
>>2614030Only my wife lol
>>2614030Two of them, I'll make an attempt at least. I won't remake Teio because she can't use it anyways.
>>2614030I can hit close to capped Wit without it, so at least on one character probably not
I can't believe how much I fucking missed by sleeping a few hours
>>2614030Remake? I haven't even started
>>2614030Probably not. I made only my 2nd SS+ this CM and I highly doubt I can outdo that.
>>2614030Yeah but not sweating it, ill make it to finals A.
>>2614030No
>>2614029Now which of these are worth taking
>>2614020Noppers, you're at full power atp
>>2614021I'm more curious about this one, what works here?
>>2614029What's the logic behind pump for pacers?
>>2614028what do you mean? you don't get 2x fans do you? neither does crashing runs for that matter>>2614046alrighty I'll stop doing that then, thanks. desu I like spending 60TP per career, it leaves you with just enough to do 3 runs every day.
>>2614052I expect at least 4-5 fronts in every room to the point that I run Pump on Teio now. I'm not even joking.
Torena-san can use the GOLD TRUTH too, I see...
Can't wait for the Maruzensky speed card so we can experience a true frontrunner renaissance!
>>2614030I'll redo my butt picker but I'm not trying to kill myself redoing my fronts.
Do guys take practice perfect or the stats from Kita/FineMo/etc's event? I always take the stats unless I already have practice poor.
>>2614006>MLB>when I have 540 rolls~>and drained luck from experiments with the gacha simAh shit. Tenning Shakur was a bad idea.
>>2614086I never take practice perfect
>>2614086I used to always take PP, but lately I've been taking the stats. Feels like that 2% doesn't make much difference in MANT where I'm usually doing everything I can to avoid risky trainings to begin with.
Shakur is so fucking ugly, haven't seen an uma this ugly since like Fuji Kiseki or Seiun Sky
>>2614091I see
>>2614091that's a weird way to come out of the closet but congrats
Torena-san is so weak Shakur had to make a post on Umatter saying that there's a trainer heading to Tracen handing out free carrots
>>2614047>2000mENTER
>>2614091Holy homosexual
>>2614099Also, Spefat and Oguri Fatass were the first ones to approach us
This is Air Shakur's song, say something nice about it. Also I don't have a Shakur picture saved so place accept this Haru picture instead.https://youtu.be/W3yaQuFU6Uc?si=Sv12TbwlZwwTG3di
>>2614102That'd be funny if true.>>2614099It's LITERALLY A BUSHEL, my man. 32 POUNDS. What the fuck is this trainer doing!? I can carry that across Tokyo without a cart!
>>2614103Isn't Shakur's VA a hag?
>>2614091
>>2614104Is Shakur's torena the most useless weak faggot out of all of them?
>>2614107She's 37...
>>2614104I'm not gonna lie I can't carry 32 pounds for a sustained amount of time. Short bursts ez but across town? Fuck that.
>>2614111Oh sweet jesus have mercy, she's older than me!
>>2614091>Seiun Sky>ugly
>>2614092>>2614094>>2614101Nobody physically cares about the girls I mentioned and you know I'm right
>>2614110Torena is weak and lacking in proper exercise no matter what career you do
>>2614092>>2614118Bruh
>>2614114I didn't say continuously. I'm horrendously out of shape and probably could only keep it up for a mile before having to sit down for a few minutes to catch my breath. The implication however is that trainer-san struggling to even push the cart AT ALL.
>>2613656The guy that fell in the clip that anon posted had a compound fracture in his shin. You can't see it because of his socks bone and it's not in the webm, but in the full clip the you can see the bulge of the bone jutting out.
there is no rule that says that trainers have to be physically adept
You WILL eat the chocolates
>>2614131There is an unwritten rule though, weak trainers get absolutely buckbroken by their uma during sex
>>2614131No, but it helps when you're training athletes. Remember how weird it felt to have a fat PE teacher?Also in MANT your trainer can apparently run ten kilometers straight before his body gives out, which makes this even more confusing.
>>2614129Oh nevermind me I'm retarded I didn't watch the full clip lmao.
>>2614132Shakur is so autistic
>>2614131A physically unfit trainer will genuinely not survive umapyoi with his trainee.
>>2614131fuck off Riko
>>2614131There are old trainers too, it's just that the game version is a young or sometimes newish trainer just so it doesn't look weird when you marry your uma.
>>2614135>>2614131In horse class, I was taught to never trust a skinny trainer.
>>2614141>the game version is a young or sometimes newish trainer
>cheer neicha event>hit a homerunTorenas are keiba-built.
>>2613863The actual weakest generation was the one following Oguri as a generally accepted rule, but compare Shakur's generation to the ones preceding it and following. They got shit on by the older generations since it was fucking TM Opera and his insane run, and then the younger generations had a lot of stars who also shit on them once out of the classics. Only Digi was a dominant force from the 2000 generation, and even then he was running random ass fucking races so it was easy to write off her one win against Opera as more of a fluke then a thing, since Digi was doing a lot of overseas racing in Hong Kong so it wasn't as easy to compare performances.
this one kinda cute, what's her name again
>>2614086Always take the top
>>2614131There should be, WEAKo
>>2614151Darth Maul
>>2614151That's Robert.
>>261414425 is still young ... right?
>>2614151ROY'S OURBOY
>>2614129Yeah you can see a qatari look back to see what happened and then actually surprised and putting his hands on his head after seeing the leg and bone dangling from where they shouldn't.
>>2614020It gives double the roulette currency so better run to clock ratio. No reason to not do it if you're gonna do only a few runs a day
what inherits does cancer xog want?
>>2614144>BIG YIKESoh no>>2614145Tannhauser gets you to run 6 miles straight in an attempt to cheer your ass up(this is a MANT event.)Ordinary? or Full Throttle!? is the event in question, if you're curious.>>2614157In the eyes of zoomers? God no. In the eyes of biology? It's not the prime years of your life anymore, but it's not like it's a low point either. Middle age is in 15 years still.
>>2614047Angling, Pump and MPB from consulting the cheat sheet.
>>2614151OUR FUARKING HERO AND DONKEY
>>2614164 if you're not running front, take angling. if you do or afraid of front lobby, take mpb. the other side could be late game speed like ny opera or fuji
Since this game is basically football manager and the world cup is on let's discuss this.>You are hired by the Japanese to lead the country to world cup victory>You are able to pick 11 of any uma musume for the japanese national team>You may also pick 5 uma musume to be bench players, and 1 uma musume to be your assistant manager Which umas do you pick, and what positions would they play?
>>2614164I would take MPB and some late race velocity
>>2614164MPB works nicely
>>2614176Why use your feet to handle the ball when you have hands? That's a sport for literal monkeys
>>2614176im not gunna answer all that but ill pick some uma off the top of my head>Ines>Ryan>Condor>ticket>gold ship (she does tons of random shit)>Durandal as goalie
>>2614172>>2614178>>2614179As Pace? Is it because everyone's going to run Fronts or are you guys talking about running her as an End? I think I saw some folks doing that
>>2614164Late Race velocity on one side, NY Opera being the easiest though Pulse would be good if you want to tank the incest penalty to try and get it from a grandparent, and either Angling or MPB depending on if you're running fronts or doms.
>>2614187As pace, yes. I think there will be a lot of people running fronts this time, because playing solo Oguri ace isn't as consistent as CM12 due to a lack of a fourth recovery
>>2614176Hear me out, consider BUONO as a goalkeeper?>Massive height and reach advantage>Wide frame>Incredible explosiveness>Good with hands >Impossibe to crack her under pressure Im telling you, a clean sheet every game for her.
>>2614164Por Plancha if you don't want to risk angling and MPB
>>2614176Teio as a left winger, she's already shown elite levels of footwork so>Crossing>Dribbling>PassingIt will all come naturally to her, she has navigation skills built in her kit so she'll be very aware of the space and use her tactical intelligence to just rape defenders
>>2614194>plancha>in cancer????? What is he cooking????
Digitan mention
>>2614187As pace yeah. If you want to do end xoguri, take mpb + late game speed or iron.
>>2614180It's literally a European sport but this is bait so no more (You)s from me.
>>2614199It works. As XOguri pace you need the last straight velocity/accel rather than all of the accels at the corner.At leas that's what I kept losing to all my public lobbies
>>2614203Barbary macaques, then.
>Shakur goes "Don't care didn't ask">Digitan makes a face I don't remember ever seeing before even after doing so many career runs with her
>>2614199Not a stretch
I'm almost maxxed out, just a few more followers...
>>2614211>817 sample sizeAnon..
>>2614214That much winrate on that sample size, and a non-pace CM says a lot
>>2614211>817 samples>comparing 0.25 speed 0.3 accel to 0.05 speed 0.1 accelYes it is a stretch retard-kun, you're gaslighting anon.
Are rival races more important than epithets?
>>2614218G1 > Rival race for your distance > rival race > epithets
>>2614218Depends on the epither but for the most part you wanna talk the rival races
Not him but you anons don't really experiment at all huh? There's a strong late/end not told on all the guide sites but a strong one. Then you neighas cry about meta meta meta
Digitan, Doto is right next to you
>>2614216The fact that it is strong is true tho
>>2614211You should run Buono instead
>>2614215Yea, it says that they're oshigaming and running double debuffers. Actually, scratch that, looking at it, they're running a single debuffer and a runaway to cuck fronts. This El somehow has a 40% WR over 100 lobbies.
>>2614176GK - MutekiDefense - RiceWinger - TamaMidfield - Seiun9 - Special Week
>>2614226>it says that they're oshigamingHOLY BASED
if you're running any umas in this list, you are a metaslave
>>2614231I'm not running any Umas on that list. I am running double debuffers though.
>>2614222Why? Because of the plancha stuff? It's just an awful deal as far as lengths gained anon. The inherit is extremely weak compared to other avaliable inherits. A pace oguri would benefit more from late race velocity after she reaches her top speed from the carryover or from hitting MPB in front heavy rooms. Plancha is a strict 1 or requirement for a very low reward
>>2614223Stand up FUCKING STRAIGHT stupid Doto
We saved Shakur so now we must save Fine before she goes back to Ireland in 3 years
>>2614231Fine Mo gets a passAkebono gets a pass Pasa gets a passTop Gun gets a passTeio some how gets a passFlash gets a pass (unless she's debuffing)Spe gets a pass
>>2614238>Pasa gets a pass
Sorry danchou, no MANT run from me today because I played other vidya all day. Best I can do is a half-assed Rudolf fan run in URA
>>2614231I'm just absolutely baffled that my wife is so significantly worse than Mayano, Teio, and Eishin Flash
>>2614226https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=replays&replayCardId=101401&replayBuildKey=umalogs-replay-build-1781843872003-4ktbhopbeo6&replayBuild=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&replayAutoRun=1Looking at the replays of this specific pasa, seems like for oshigamers it's still a better deal to run double dom over runaway. Bit soulless, runaway to cuck fronts has more aura.
>>2614231I ran Kitasan for the last 2 CMs where there were more meta options and I will run her in this CM too. You can't stop me.
>Shakur disappears from the academy for a few days so she can focus on updating Parcae>Her buddies rush into our office wondering where the fuck did she go
>>2614206The value just seems way too low to consider taking, CM15's late race begins on the 3rd corner plancha gives speed and acceleration on the final straight. The activation window is slightly after the last spurt so you're not using the 0.1 accel for the most part, you're using the 0.05 accel. This is different for el of course since to her its .25 and .3 but as an inherit there's just way better options.
>>2614276It's not that Digital is worried about Shakur, it's that everyone else being worried about her overloaded her senses again
>>2614222Whats that one late/end? Would love to hear about it
>>2614256I'm more baffled are willing to put up with the suffering of making Late Teio in MANT. Seriously that shit is insane.
>>2614283Yeah it isn't much but I do think it's still a good option since as XOguri you need to be 1st or 2nd at the final straight as a sign of winning, and your festive miracle is all you need for the corner accel.It's how I always lose against them because of the last straight velo skills be it RNG or not
>>2614235her dotos are too heavy
>>2614276Fine really does have Shakur by the leash...
>>2614306I don't see it as far as numbers go compared to other potential gains, but you know what? I'll keep an open mind!
>>2614310Yeah I don't see it either, but it doesn't hurt to at least try it out if I see it in pubs
>>2614310It's just one of the "viable" options. We lack so much good inherit for paces this CM desu
>>2614312Pacers have been so shafted that i can't wait for them to be given their due respect by cygames, same as lates.
>>2614316Yeppers it's my preferred style and I feel the suffering every CM they're not viable unless you're XOguri.
>>2614309I heard some Digitan-esque creature once call this relationship "butch sub and femme dom" and I cannot agree more, even though it hurts my soul to use those terms myself...
Dude why is she so mean to me
>>2614322I understand Doto's attempt at poisoning Shakur now
>>2614222Who would that be? I like seeing uma variety.
>>2614318Oshigaming transcends viability because in truth,you can make every uma win with enough effort and autism.
My danchou is cheating on opera again
>>2614326You're forgetting one extremely important factor
>>2614322Stop trying to make me roll for her... I'm trying to hold off until her alt.
>>2614331Yes, determination
Cancer185506971855069718550697
>>2614343Faaaaal-coooooo!947423789474237894742378
I will definitely run all three of them in a future CM, its just a matter of choosing which one
>>2614349Man i love Falco
>>2613844This should be illegal
>>2614349Our queen takes it544097165440971654409716
>>2614357That's an insanely strong Oguri!489877854898778548987785
>>2614361Tamamo Cross!!901328009013280090132800
Almost forgot to do the concert to take screenshots before I head into the MANT mines
>>2614322I need her.
>>2614369Good race310835733108357331083573
Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>2614376Bourbon takes it.278840922788409227884092
drejo-chan is so far away
Did that Teio just trigger all her accels? She shot up like a fricking rocket, well played
>>2614383TeioGOD367481333674813336748133
>>2614389From what I saw, it was the absolute latest Tactical Tweak activation, MPB, Pump which managed to combo into NSM. Yes, I took Tactical Tweak just for the possible last second accel hits, also I didn't have points to buy anything else.
>>2614391Good race!888961908889619088896190
>>2614400Very cool build
>>2614405Last one for now664428856644288566442885
>>2614414Oguri takes it!Thanks for joining
>>2614423Thanks for hosting. You have a good suzuka.
Not looking good for me this CM
>>2614426Thanks. I'll do my best to make a stronger one before the finals.
>>2614423Thanks for hostan
Quick question with Suzuka Oonige (support)If I can get the gold version of ignited wit when I already have prudent positioning + DD, is that overkill/stupid?
>>2614443If you have extra SP it's not bad.
>>2614443Gold is bad for the same reason Center Stage is bad and people only take Prudent Positioning
>>2614443Oh shit, you mean burning spirit wit. Then yes it's too expensive, unless you have a bunch of SP+FL+hints for some reason
>>2614443burning wit/center stage is bad, you move back in too quickly thus not getting enough speed from movement. PP/Ignited Wit is enough.
>>2614453>>2614449>>2614447>>2614451Alright, next question.If you have DD and PP, does it make sense to also grab Ignited Wit (not gold)? I've heard it as more of an insurance in case PP doesn't go off and that it's not gonna mess you up too much, but just wanna hear your opinions
>>2614455I'd take it. You want it to activate once you're swinging back into the inner corner, but since both are random activations having two means you get an extra chance that it activates at the correct spot.
>>2614455Yes, you have more chance to trigger it.
>>2614460>both are randomI see, that's interesting. As strong as the PP + DD combo is it's not necessarily guaranteed is it. I've been trying to keep track of skill activations but it DID feel pretty random. You know I really ought to read skill descriptions
>>2614464>You know I really ought to read skill descriptionsRead them on gametora, the in game descriptions are misleading and vague at best, and completely wrong or missing key parts at worst
>>2614467Yeah that's what I mean. Normally I do, but those two are just ones I overlooked and grabbed just because everybody else was running them so it seemed dumb not to grab them. Always good to know how things actually work though lol. Anyway i'm happy with this 'nige
What a night huh?
73707886CM15, I need a few rooms to convince me to not settle for this XOguri
Oh also sorry I have one more question about Ooniges. Early there was a question/reply about the different types of Ooniges, how you would train one to be a support that is meant to be overtaken and how to make a blocker. Now as far as I understand, your support oonige doesnt want any mid-race, wants max wit. The blocker wants good power and wit and lots of mid-race to stay ahead. Let me ask this though: Is there a way to brick your support Suzuka by like overstamming it on accident? Is it true that all the other stats except wit don't really matter? I'm just slightly paranoid this one wound up with too much stamina. But I was just wondering other stuff like would an oonige still work if it had 1200 wit and like 400 speed. Is it really inconsequential?
>>2614473Already full, zamn
Daiwa has been working out in the library
>>261447388010472Round 2, first time this Bourbon has actually won a lobby...
>>2614478>Is there a way to brick your support Suzuka by like overstamming it on accident?Not really no, outside of edge cases like giving her A&S, and she happens to lead the midrace by a wide margin. >Is it true that all the other stats except wit don't really matterPower slightly matters if you missed groundwork>But I was just wondering other stuff like would an oonige still work if it had 1200 wit and like 400 speed.Yeah speed doesn't matter, though I think you need more than 400 to clear the 7 win streak requirement on career. Testing it yourself should be fine though, Unity/URA runs are fast and easy.
If I need to borrow El for Killer Tunes, how the FUCK is borrowing Throne going to allow me to make a better ace?
>>2614497Instead of getting Killer Tunes and Medium Corners, you get Up Tempo and Gold Medium Corners instead.
>>2614497You can drop Killer Tunes since Throne also gives a gold Medium skill
>>2614500>>2614501Gold Corners, that's right...still will this really be THAT much of an upgrade? Help me envision it. Will it turn an SS career into a SS+?
>>261449024824470Round 3, not hitting MPB hurts
>>2614497>gold med corner>free speed/wit like riko>innate prudent positioning
>>2614506>>innate prudent positioningOh that's pretty nice
>>2614503Instead of needing your Wit cards to line up on a downtime day, or having to skip a race to take it when they do, you just get the guaranteed date. Throne makes things much less volatile while also being a strong card for pure stat gain
Watch me be the only retard who can't cap Wit with Throne
>>2614478You're right about support and blocker oonige stat requirement. A note, you want your support oonige to have less power, probably around 400. You don't want her to lead too much, which could make your ace not able to overtake her.Afaik, it shouldn't matter whether you overstam or not. You want to overtake oonige during mid game, where stam doesn't matter. You can always test your oonige if you're not sure, it's not that long anyway to build an oonige in ura/unity.
>>2614513>That one torepipi who STILL can't cap speed
>>2614517That was Aoharu, haven't seen anyone complain about capping speed in MANT, it's easier than ever even on 0% umas
>>2614497I use a 0lb pasa
>>2614519And now we're about to do that whole song and dance again with Grand Concert raising the speed cap to 1600
>>261450464645990Round 4
>>2614523I used 2LB and my race bonus was below 50 and said fuck that I'm never doing that again