>Cancer cup Soon!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2613445
>>2616314
How are those /v/ Triple Crown Aces coming along?
Post some rooms... NOW!
>>2616332Ive made ONE (1)
How many followers do you have
>>2616314>Cancer cup Soonbro add the dates it's been almost 2 weeks
>>2616332I don't even have a normal CM ace
Why is Haru the sex icon of the game?
>>2616345Stop.
>>2616342Only like 120, my parents and cards suck....
would this work as a parent/grandparent? 1*power is shit, but nice whites
>>2616337
>>2616314Why are there 50 umalators? You don't have to fork everything you github addicts
>>2616342only nine logged in this month.
>>2616314Who the FUCK is this newma
>>2616332I'm hosting them and I haven't made one yet.
>>2616353why is she like this
>>2616363I warned you about newma designs bro, I mean what the fuck is that thing Gold Ship is playing cards with, who would pull for her?
>>2616363Hishi Miracle has a better story than 90% of the OG cast
>>2616363Hishi Miracle, i don't know much about her but I do know that she hates water
>>2616332Gonna start them after my second Gold City attempt, think my Gyaru team is good enough for B leagues and I can't be bothered to do a perfect run during MANT, feeling slightly burnt out really
>>2616325she's a pretty forceful, extroverted personality who wants to "build a castle" for her friends, i.e. some kind of place where she and her buddies could be together in the future.with her personality, she intrudes into the trainer's life, breaks into their office, takes them on an adventure and so forth, bringing some life and action into the lazy sod's life.she's kind of similar to gold ship, only not as lelsorandumb or as much of a phallic narcissist. where gold ship does whatever the fuck she wants to the detriment of those around her, tap dance city tends to be more socially oriented and positively bringing people with her.
>>2616377Do tell, I am vaguely interested
>>2616363She's every architect's next big project. A fatass like Oguri except her metabolism is awful, prime meat
>>2616378She is also a lardass and Trainer bullies if dacchis are to be believed
>>2616363fatty
>>2616391>Trainer bulliesAs in, a bully, or a bullying target
>>2616380>phallic narcissist
>>2616395You are the bully for once
>>2616380>phallic narcissist?
>>2616380are there even any bratty or asshole newmas? feels like every other description I see of them is as them being flawless
>>2616384Took 10 races to break maiden (aka seemingly a loser) that ended up winning 3 G1's against very strong fields. Some horses are just late bloomers. Most owners would probably look into dirt races, local races or something along those lines after so many failures.
>>2616402Vivlos
>>2616410>10 maiden racesWtf
>>2616422yikes
Alright everyone, we got the pakalive cast, so its time to place your bets!Who is getting alts, who is getting carded out of the summer alt? Will we get a third summer alt?Seriously why do se wvents give three alts?
why does seiun sky spill spaghetti whenever nishino flower is around
>>2616410Also in true anime fashion the horse couldn't secure entry into Kikuka Sho by trial or prize money so the owner paid late entry fee and gambled on a lottery draw for entry. And then the horse did the famous Mr. CB/Gold Ship attack from the rear on the hill of 3rd corner to win it.
>>2616396>>2616401yeah>>2616402tap dance city is flawless only if you like what she brings to the table, i.e. you're looking for someone to drag you out of your cave to experience the world.having your trainee break into your office and drag you on an adventure where you almost get gored by a wild boar isn't necessarily appealing to a lot of people.
>>2616422BEEblos isn't a brat
>>2616462>Trainee walks in and sees your cockWould never kice that down
>>2616457The irl seiun was in love with the irl flower, I think they were even buried together.
>>2616455>El altsurely this time...Bikini Paizuri Pasa...
>>2616462>where you almost get gored by a wild boarAGAIN!?
>>2616455Tazuna is getting a playable uma alt!!
>>2616455Well Pasa's alt is ancient and I wouldn't mind seeing more Pasa's pasas.
>>2616481loads of wild boar in them woods
>>2616479El is very unpopular, they probably wouldn't bother asking her to come on if she was just a Support card so she's getting an alt for sure
>>2616455Neicha
>>2616499she has 2 alts already though
>>2616498El is kinda the GOAT of japanese horse racing...
>>2616477>The irl seiun was in love with the irl flowerno, unsu was just unpopular as a stud and flower (who was a very popular dam) was one of the few mares he was allowed to mate with, and that was solely due to them having the same owner
>>2616498>El is very unpopular Que?
>>2616477>I think they were even buried together.;________;
>>2616511I don't see the issue.
>>2616477do they ever justify that behavior in-game or are players expected to just know that
>>2616511How appropriate that they would choose Nice Nature to be the first uma to get THREE alts!
Digitan died AGAIN
>>2616512>>2616517I don't know about the actual horse but uma El is very unpopular
>>2616498>first ever hall of famer>started the japanese craving for the l'arc>undisputed GOAT of the greatest, most popular generation in keiba>unpopular what
>>2616532>first ever hall of famerwrong
>>2616523the issue is that FACE OF THE FRANCHISE doesnt yet>>2616532i believe that anon was talking about the uma, not the horse
>>2616529Shakur! Digital died, why are you smiling!?
>>2616525Nah it's just silly little things that are horse lore, there are many things like that. Many relationships are based on rivalries or family connections, example: the groove line, the symboli line, etc
We can save El by giving her an even sluttier outfit than her alt.
El should have smaller tits and act more modest
>>2616495Damn, wonder when she will be...hmmm....you know what? This isn't actually that bad a time, none here really interest me other than Golshi alt and KS Miracle
>>2616544The only way that would be possible would be if they gave her the Smaru treatment and even then a dedicated massive paizuri window pretty up there.
>>2616532I assume he means>El Condor Pasa (horse) is obviously a legend for keiba addicts>El Condor Pasa (uma) suffers from 1st generation syndrome like everyone else at launch/season 1 of the anime basically, and would be pretty different if she didn't release back then but was instead introduced as a newma
>>2616515Thats cuz seiun had terrible genes right? Odd to say that from a double crowner
>>2616525>He doesn't know about the intricate relationships between the 130 umas attending tracen both in-game and irlNGMI
>>2616574I don't even know about whatever intricate relationships I have in my own life and I don't even have any.
>>2616559>July 2027Everyone's so damn far away.
I think Grass Wonder has a bad racing outfit but not as bad as the Genshin Newmas.
>>2616569Genetics works like that. Sometimes you get the odd suberb racer but they can't win the lottery to pass down their genes. It's only the truly exceptional ones that are both great racers and sires. Oguri for example sucked as sire.
>>2616455We know Finemo's getting an alt since its shown in the music videoDoto and Top Road are both on one alt each, Doto has more support cards but Topro has main character statusNatie already has two alts (cheerleader and new year)Bouquet just got here so it can't be herEl's a wild card, she's the only one that isn't scenario linked or a new releaseMy guess is Finemo and Topro alts, Doto and Natie cards, El maybe a teaser for the summer banner? People are expecting Orfevre as a summer alt so they might be doing a L'Arc themed event
>>2616580yup, just gotta be patient and get over the upcoming banner wave first>t. wife comes in march 2028
>got back>just in time before new thread >skim through previous thread "drama"You niggas really have mellowed out so much, and not even that but you fags are becoming too drowned with "thread celeb" or personality issues. Hard to believe we survived /v/ with how reddit you fags are acting Also>what will you do without meJesus Christ. Stop. Just stop. The tradition wouldn't and shouldn't live from a singular anon and should continue because it's a culture and tradition.
>>2616531Ikr? Its kinda stupid>Anime appearances >Sex design with cool gimmick>Launch uma>Meta in many tracks>Cool story>IRL minimum top 3, hall of famer>Paired with the golden generationHow did this happen
>>2616569>>2616600it's because his stayer pedigree was passe
>>2616608Cesario, Bubble Gum Fellow or Durandal?
>>2616384Not a JPbro, but I went and watched her uma story recently after seeing some anons talk about herBasically, she's a mob-tier complete nobody (she even hangs out with mob umas) who constantly loses races and has zero faith in her own ability, to the point where she's given up on ever debuting and plans to just focus on her studies so she can pursue higher education. One day, (You) end up seeing potential in her running and pretty much strongarm her into not giving up by offering to help with her training. With (You)r support she finally wins a tryout race after 10 attempts and ends up deciding to debut after all
>>2616559Whats the appeal of ks boy
>>2616626peakthat's another uma added to the pull list
>>2616630I don't know, I just vibe with her, its how I choose which umas to roll for, see
>>2616625Do we have CesarioCHADS?It's BGF
>>2616630she fucking dies
>>2616559>Neicha alt>Satono Crown>Palmer alt>Teio alt>RamonuOh no
>>2616626Okay but do you actually bully her?This is very important
>>2616630ask ruby
Apparently winning triple crown has +2 affinity boost while triple tiara only gets you +1. How many you neighas actually bricked yourselves settling for the tiara?
>>2616612I dunno, but the way her career story was set up didn't feel that compelling.>Oh no I'm shy without my mask, I suck so much ass at racing even though I just won the derbyIt takes a very good excuse to make a career work even when you win all the races, and I don't think hers was handled very well.
>>2616659I am not training stamina, fuck off
>>2616630Her closeness to death, the themes related to it. It's very relatable to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvE0uQdpW1E
>>2616609Danchou made sense but at the same time had a very unnecessary aggression and hostility towards /uma/ that it's very unhealthy. You wouldn't see /uma/ mention us, but we kept doing the opposite.
>>2616612>>2616531Like is she not popular on popularity lists or whatever JP do?Is this just different tastes shit where everyone here unanimously loved the Isekai/Fantasy event but apparently it did really badly in Japan?Only 2 things that out to me about the Fantasy Event:1. It was Isekai and Isekai was going super full force around that timt (2021+)2. It went way heavy into Uma lore like how tough and strong Umas were and Condor was very happy about that.
>>2616568>El Condor Pasa (uma) suffers from 1st generation syndrome like everyone else at launch/season 1 of the anime basically, and would be pretty different if she didn't release back then but was instead introduced as a newmaWho doesn't suffer from 1st generation syndrome among the oldma though? King? Bakushin? Oguri?
>>2616609Not anyone involved, and not trying to bring the discourse back but I'm pretty sure that there are two things everyone can agree with.>Some shit does not belong here and should be out>Replying to trolls/shitposters perpetuates the problem because it feeds them attention
>>2616667NTA but you don't need to train stam for Kikuka Show
>>2616609>>2616671Can you guys please just leave that shit in the previous thread?
Rape all Teio posters
>>2616670You uhhh....you doing okay, anon?
>>2616667Just wait till it hits you how much it's gonna cost you when you start getting great sparks on future scenarios.
>>2616674She's a launch 2*, anon. And the anime did her dirty. She's just old news.
>>2616691
>>2616666>I suck so much ass at racing even though I just won the derbyThe only thing I actively hate about uma stories fr, how the fuck was BOURBON upset she won the triple crown or nice nature dooming after beating teio
>>2616600pedigree is considered just as important in breeding, oguri sucked as a sire because his pedigree was shit
>>2616670qrd on what happened to the real horse? also nearly died but then got back to racing?
>>2616650>>2616626I second this, I didn't know trainers were such chads that could bully even umas
>>2616644We actually have a cesario drawfag iirc
>>2616650Not sure. I only watched the first 4 story chapters and not the actual careerClosest thing I saw to bullying was (You) embarrassing her by heaping a metric fuckton of exaggerated praise onto her as a form of encouragement, and also volunteering her for partner running with NTR (who she thinks is way out of her league skill-wise) against her will
>>2616684I think it's fine to talk about stuff for the sake of health, but I have nothing more to add so I'll leave it there.
Okay but what are the chances of us seeing Dotos dotos in full display?
>>26167280
>>2616709died on the track
>>2616650pool training
>>2616728Very low unfortunately. The devs have been prudes forever now with very safe designs and breasts sizes far from the year 1 top umas.
>>2616675>BakushinDefinitely does>OguriShe does get flanderized in all of her events and stuff (haha food) I would assume, but Cinderella GAY Oguri is distinct enough for it to have worked for an alt.>KingBest bet, essentially. There's a reason so many people praise her focus in the second Main Story, she gets to be shown in a different light surrounded by a different cast she wouldn't have been able to interact with much at all. Like compare that to Special Week, who has kids and grandkids in the game, but seemingly just acts the same because she's the postergirl and is expected to act that way.I will also say Gold Ship does "suffer" from 1st generation syndrome, but it works because that's just who Gold Ship is and that's how they want her to be no matter what. Especially in terms of how they do the family dynamic with all of the Stay Gold spawn. She benefits from newmas being very different while being able to still be herself and making times when they all show up together fun.
>>2616728Zero. They're a cognitohazard and anyone that sees their bare form will lose their mind like a lovecraft character. They don't even show them in the summer scene on RTTT, no one can see them.
I haven't jigged in a while.https://jiggie.fun/1c__Mt
>>2616709Suffered a serious fracture during the 1991 Sprinters Stakes and was euthanized.
>>2616749>with very safe designs and breasts sizes far from the year 1 top umasliterally every single yahagi uma has big fat tits
>>2616684I have no problem leaving the discussion, but I want remind and to strongly disagree with anything becoming thread celebrity. /v/ma was built by a group anons, and not a single guy who thinks /v/ma would cease to exist without him. If he stops hosting, others will pick it up. It's a tradition.
>>2616709>sickly when he was young but treated until he was good enough to race>died in Sprinters Stakes after a grueling summer schedule (this will come up in her career)
>>2616720I want to bully her real fucking bad after hearing all that.
>>2616700Well as long as its noting serious
>>2616762They're far from Doto-level and they've never dared to break the 100cm barrier.
>>2616701Nice nature I can at least get it because she really suffers from side-character syndrome and genuinely has terrible self-esteem, she WANTS to reaffirm to herself that she measures up to the likes of Teio but is afraid of crashing almost immediatily, her entire career is about building that self-esteem into nice nature, I really sympathize with nice nature here
>>2616780>oldmas are big and slutty>forgotten>numas are small and modest>people love themreally makes you think
>>2616780>never dared to break the 100cm barrier.This is the biggest issue bar none
>>2616780Wait a minute Pandora is a cow too? And so is Kris? Durandal and Duramente!?
Jiggie? No thanks, gonna make another martini and work on the Sprint CM. You better wuv me for this Danchou
>>2616749>breasts sizes far from the year 1 top umas.I mean, yanko is an utter cow so idk about that, I'm pretty surprised we haven't hit another doto or akebono tier cow tho
hehehehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxxtHQtr700
>>2616780a reminder that Bust size is not the same as Cup size. Bono has a very bust because she's huge (for asians) but a comparatively normal cup size, meanwhile donna is just a titcow.
>>2616796Imma go eat before the big event. Good idea.
>>2616806I wish there was that cup size list that included newmas
>>2616780Doto is pushing it already as far as titty size idk, how much bigger can they get without looking out of place?
>>2616797>I mean, yanko is an utter cowShe's 90cm.
how long until CM actually starts, as in round 1 and not registration
>>2616749>The devs have been prudes forever now with very safe designsThis is true>and breasts sizesThis is not true but at the same time if you're expecting an onslaught of B90+ umas you should temper your expectations
>>2616821This, Doto's cup size is I, fucking I! That's well into the custom made bra size territory
>>2616806>she's huge (for asians)>for asians She's huge for women in general
>>2616701Their victories feel hollow because it was not their destiny to win. Pasa was barred from the classics due to being foreign, and Bourbon never won the triple crown. They don't know this in universe but it is effectively God punishing them for reaching beyond their means.
>already have 500 careers todayJesus christ how.
>>2616829Would you not call daiwa and air groove utter cows?
>>2616833Like 6 more days
Come Test your umas /v/ma!956501509565015095650150
So....did they reference lactation in Curren 2's career?
Your brain is fried if you think fucking I cups are just big for asians
>>2616872Game's been out for just under a year now. Averaging 2 careers a day would put you at 700 runs. Doing full borrows would be even more.So stop slacking.
>>2616899I don't think they did, and I don't see a way to reference it without something like dantsu like "hey I like milk"
>>2616872
>>2616872You are like small child. Try 1850
>>2616904Well I meant heightwise
>>2616907Go away Chrono
As far as newmas go, it kinda sucks that I won't ever get to play half of these really cool characters...
>>2616872I have 1,235 completed careers and I can count on my hands and one foot how many of those were trashed runs or Mackween suicide runs
>>2616529literal schizo smirk
>>2616671The few times I have checked /uma/ they literally would not shut the fuck up about this place, so that’s a lie.>unnecessarily hostileIf it was unnecessary, why didnt we all just move to /uma/? Oh right, nobody wanted to use that shithole. Sounds like that danchou was based and correct. This place literally would not exist if we actually wanted anything to do with them. Nothing personal guys, but it is what it is.
>>2616990You know what, fair nuff cuz that place sucks
>>2616609Honestly, I was agreeing with der/v/ danchou until the point he started feeling important enough that he had to point out that he's THE host and that we couldn't or wouldn't do anything without him. Kind of irritating to hear, but at the same time, I'm reminded of peak /v/ and how everything should revolve around a thread celebrity.Neways this will be my only post about this stupid drama.
>>2616897Our winnerThank you both for coming
Post an uma NO ONE ever talks about
>check Oy Neigh's danchou's statsJesus Christ!
Please consult this chart again
>>2617012thanks for hosting
>>2617012H O E HOEH
>>2617015
>>2617015Literally who?Nobody knows.
>>2617015How the fuck am I STILL seeing newmas I've never seen before.
>>2617015I still like her racewear. Also she gets talked about more because of breaking fences with Gimlet irl.Now Epipi... Well there's nothing else to be said.
>>2617015Sounds of Earth
>>2617015https://poal.me/bvfcl9Im curious on who the whoest of the whomas is
>>2617060In all fairness that one is from the newest batch
>>2617054>>2617055>Whomamindlel
>>2617068hey, i was talking about her alot back in the day. i WILL get her
>>2616997I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, I only made one post in that thread stating that shitposters are niggers and then left, I don't want to be a thread celebrity and even encourage anons to host more stakes rooms themselves because doing it alone leads to making mistakes in the heat of the moment. All I ever do nowadays is draw and play cuphead, you're getting a bit parasocial, like that one time a guy got obsessed with der/v/ fancounts
>>2616990It isn't hard to search the archives. If you search us in the /vg/ archive then at least it'll be days apart with us being mention, meanwhile, we mention them almost everyday. It wouldn't be stretch to sat that this is becoming an obsession.
>>2617080is that Duramente?
>>2616609I told you fags were becoming too parasocial, there is not a lot of new blood flowing through these threads and no common enemy either, eventually the thread regulars start feeling too powerful.
>>2617068SoE got some publicity by being a cute dork with her candies
>>2617081Makes sense, anyway. It's all a bunch or gay stuff
>>2616990>The few times I have checked /uma/ they literally would not shut the fuck up about this place, so that’s a lieI just went and checked their last 10 threads and we only got mentioned twice. One was just a passing mention and the other one was asking what was the difference between both threads, to which the anon got a few replies that weren't even negative
>>2617055I liked her moments in Star Blossom
>>2617068She gets mentioned a bit especially with Nice's team. She tends to show boat during live performances too.Otherwise, yeah she doesn't get mentioned at all by herself. Is Sounds of Earth for you?
>>2617055North Flight's racewear is cool and i like her voice
>>2617055Stablo readers talk about North Flight
>>2617108She really Bakushin'd in that race
>>2617081>>2616997>>2616762Hmm ok someone might have pretended to be you>>2616312
>>2617132Meant for >>2616769 Too
>>2617097That's uma musume a
>>2617116>>2617118>people see these shots and still tell you that CG has a better artstyle
>>2617081My monitor is shaking...
>>2617109>Is [INSERT UMA HERE] for you?How many times are we gonna have this kind of discussion before people pick up on the obvious pattern? Take a wild fuckin' guess, man
>>2617015Nobody can name this Uma
Just delete the previous thread already.
>>2617164Tsuru... Tsuru...
>>2617164That's my fuarking HERO
>>2617164>calling my goat Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi a no-nameYOU DARE?
>>2617112There's a jpbro that is a huge flightfag, I dont see the appeal but the hat is really cool
>>2617163Damn. Should just stay away from the thread today.
>>2617164ACKmaru
>>2617068I think I accidentally turned anon into a SoEfag by posting this image >>2617152Which got him curious about her, but yeah she is probably a whoma
>>2617164I know this one, this is the baby character from the Rudolf Tanuki animations, right?
>>2617158i liked it when oguri cap ran and was really umamusume: cinderella gray
>>2617015Easy
El Gordo Grasa
>>2617179My bad if that came across as harsher than I intendedI just think it's funny people keep asking that question when the answer has always been "yes" so far
My favorite whoma is st lite, shes cute
>>2617164that's /v/ma WO-ACK! of course!
>>2617207what does she do except but stinky in her place?
>>2617164I want to FUCK this sickly Victorian Child and make her a mother
>>2617163im starting to wonder, why do people always ask about this, and not about whether the story is actually good
>>2617222Being part of the greatest team of losers of all Tracen
>>2617222Is Royce & Royce the only Windy content since her release?
>>2617244She's in the next Halloween event with Doto and Digitan.
>>2617222Based from what I gather she is a theater kid who really likes doing impersonations or something and craves to be in the centre of attention, I remember seeing a pic of her on twitter where she is upset that having glasses isn't uniqueI also can't get an image of her speaking in character voices while reading Windy a bedtime story out of my head
>>2617222She's >mfw too intelligent to win a raceVery funny character
>>2617263>I also can't get an image of her speaking in character voices while reading Windy a bedtime story out of my headjesus christ how wonderful
>>2617100Why did she think a bowl of candy would have won?
I literally dont think ove ever seen logotype posted
>>2617303She won my heart
>>2616355My umalator will be better
>>2617260>since her release?
>>2617303From my understanding its the only thing she can cook without setting the kitchen on fire
>>2617305I saw her posted once. More than I can say of Epiphaneia.
>one of shakur's events is centered around her coming up with a plan to clear the racetrack so she can train by herself>she does it by sending the ritto dorm groupchat a message about taiyaki which causes an impromptu tea party because special week buys way too many and if she ate them all herself she'd put on too much weight before her next raceAll according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)
>>2617331How many Umas are fucking feeders?!
>>2617305i like her racewear
>>2617324Shut up nigger, I thought it was after.
>>2617345This is less feeding and more stopping Spe from getting fat
>>2617015Newmas are too easy to post since we don't know about them unless you go out of your way.The actual answer is either Yaeno Muteki, who is known only for being /v/ma WON, or Akebono who is only brought up when discussing breast sizes.Alternatively, Winning Ticket.
>>2617294Of course this assumes I didn't hallucinate the whole thing but I am pretty sure I saw a video of her character story where she does that, her roarmogging Windy leads credence to that
>>2617305She was posted when she was revealed of course, but she's still not playable so her personality is unexplored, and despite racing for a pretty long time she doesn't have much of a connection to other umas for artists to pick up on. Closest rival she has is Epi, who she raced twice then she went to Dubai and turned into a jobber for a while.
Behold, the literalest of whos
>>2617359Now there, we have a dedicated Mutekifag here, and der/v/ houses the Bonos biggest fan(heh)
>>2617379This bitch should keep her hat on
Sad Shakur
>>2617379Fujin (forma sin sombrero)
>>2617389She looks like a dog that was scolded for pissing on the rug.
Meido cleaned up the mess, thanks Meido!
CM 15 practice room. Come test your umas before you glue them when throne comes out.728718237287182372871823>>2617158It is cleaner and some people just like that more.
>>2617379Umamusume B...
>>2617386But does one anon running her count as discussing? I haven't seen a shread about those two, story or otherwise, since they came out. I did make a few posts, but not a full on dump about her that generated no greater discussion when I did her career a few weeks ago.
>>2617386>der/v/ houses Bono's biggest fanno... it can't be... I thought it was the pedo club...
>>2617428>>2617359my careerdump... forgotten...
So wait a minute, if someone is pretending to be der/v/ danchou, that does me we have some bad faith actors here trying to push a narrative.
>>2617438It remember and appreciate it, anon, did 70 rolls on her banner because of it...got five rainbow gates AND ALL WERE DUPESBecause of this I now hold a grudge against her
>>2617458nyooo...
>>2616455Finemo getting a new scenario alt, Natie and Topro getting carded, El and Doto getting summer alts
>>2617015Logotype
I'm i retarded for doing this for sprints?>shrewd step>gw>determined descentIt should guarantee lucky pace right
>>2617475The world wouldn't be able to handle Bikini Doto (the fabric wouldn't be able to handle it either)
>>2617379The worst part of this alt is that it's mid as fuck
>>2617487Angling works this time around and it's extremely consistent, you WILL see at least one front runner in every race. All those skills are useless because of PDM
>>2617417Our winners.Bobo is able to survive all the purple coming from the back of the race and find the post before the hog catches her.Thank you both for coming.
when the FUCK is Ope getting a second alt
>>2617487uma stan seems huge for this
>>2617500More rooms sounds fun
>>2617428What do you want me to do? Constantly spam the thread with her? Complain about not being able to mutate her for every CM like the Fuji and Princess posters?
>>2617487>fishing for lucky pace on a track where Angling is activeBobo has a C in Sprint my man, you're not going to see a lot of frontless rooms.
>>2617502The shorter the track the worse uma stan is at PDM breaking
>>2617487>guaranteedthe game has been out for almost a year, you should know by now that there is no such thing as 'guaranteed'
Cancer802545108025451080254510
>>2617501After the next Daiwa/Vodka shared banner
>>2617501When Windy gets her first.
Early race>mid race for sprintsloppa right?
>>2617444Yeah, this is why your smartest weapon is ignore and report. Everyone can push a narrative
Another CM 15 room as requested by anon.Come test you umas!647021446470214464702144
>>2617444Apparently and someone with a hateboner against /uma/ at that. Though it's worrying how you can pretend to be a danchou and people will agree with you unconditionally.
>>2617511my clubmate...based...
>>2617520Good race.820541438205414382054143
>>2617444Yeah after that I'm convinced we got some people trying to fuck with our ability to gatekeep properly. Absolutely no reason for someone to impersonate danchou and make a big stink about how self important they while going "I'm pro-gatekeep btw"That shit glows.
>>2617543Anons call me danchou when I make posts with opera bird, little do they know I am from der/v/
>>2617444You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and post lies?
>>2617543The good news is I think we know danchous aren't actually like that. They don't have a history about making things about them, so like >>2617557 says that shit glows.
bro i don't care about shitty drama
>>26175536/9
It begins.
i regret backreading
>>2617537Our winners
>>2617444if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt i think his intention could have been to point the danchou out as another potential loss but worded it ambiguously/poorly enough that it could be interpreted as claiming to be him
>>2617593...release the front runner debuffer Urara
>>2617593POTENTIAL STATUS???
>>2617604UNLEASHED
>>2617568Yeah I've seen people call every Taiki or Finefag they see danchou, it's pretty funny.
GOAL!
StrayaCHADS its over
It's clear this is the holdout Teiposters getting their revenge on Curren.Fuck you Curren, by the way, you should have glassed them twice. For each Teioposter.
the absolute state of sprint/groundwork parents, i'll have to monitor every day because the moment a good one hits it's going to get filled in a second
>>2616959>42 good endings BASED
>>2617389(She is so...cute!)
Guts Bakushin >Throne for the gold skill?
>>2617627That's why I'll use a guts deck and borrow Bakushin
>>2617389nezumusume
>>2617594But he was sucking himself off about how he hosts the Stakes.
I don't think guts will be alll that important desu
>>2617627Which fronts are good for sprint?Just curren?
What would be the funniest sprint mutation? I have no stakes in this CM
guts deck for sprint IS throne deck, you won't hit 1200 x 4 unless you are a fucking whale and why would you need a throne anyways if you could do it for mile
>>2617666Seiun sky is technically the strongest front runner, but she has sprint G and mile C
>>2617667So you can run 2/2/2 and get better skills?
>>2617664All of them are valid, but as far as viability only falcon and clanker,
>>2617673How many sparks does falcon need to mutate?
>>2617671Seiun sky is the potential man of fronts, yeah she autowins with angling but this is never the case
>>2617639both are mid-race, High Spirits has a slightly shorter duration but i think it has carryoveri guess it will depend on how popular guts decks are
I wanna pump my umawife's guts if you know what I mean
>>261767910* Turf, 1* SprintIt's pretty manageable.
>>261767910 turf 1 sprint
>>2617690Fuck off, Green Woman.
>>2617684>both are mid raceThrone's gold skill is medium only, sadly. Throne is purely a stat stick on this CM
>>2617666Hishi Amazon can sprint off of initial inspiration.
>>2617684this neigha wants medium corners on his sprinters
>>2617691>>2617694That's easy
Does sparkly even activate tho
>>2617699im retarded
>>2617710depends
>>2617710>&corner==0Yeppers
Since anons are talking about sprint, which version of Kingu should I run?
>>2617718The whole track is a corner
>>2617627I've been working on it but it's fucking rough making a good Seiun sprint parent hoping for an a sprint inspo THEN hoping she rolls a sprint pink. This is the best I've got so far.
>>2617727No it ain't, her unique can activate when it's neither corner or straight
Ok but when do we finally get a sprint track that's just a line
>>2617736What the hell counts as not a corner or a straight? That makes absolutely no sense.
>>2617727Midrace starts on a straight
>Finally got a decent end XOguri>Kita doesn't finish her chainREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2617744Calstone...
>>2617734it's going to be rough, i just checked my veterans, out of ~300 mant runs i have 1 veteran with a 2* sprint sparks, it has 4 useless whites and 1* guts...
>>2617720Base kingu only has blinding flash, which is weak as fuck but at least it sorta works. I'd do cheer even if the timing for tracen cheer is kinda wack
>>2617744There is a straight line only race. An anon ran a >funrace with it the other day.
>>2617744I'm pretty sure that's a LOH
Don't open!
>>2617364
>>2617762>>2617734I've also got the kingu that's a 7* sprint that I could make my borrow if anyone wants a granparent to work with.
>>2617784I'm surprised we don't have more people talking about Journey. She's probably the least talked about Gold family member.
>>2617790>ₕᵢₙₙ
>>2617801forgot image
Stop upsetting my dog.
Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Turf Shakur
>>2617821LOL
>>2617810Two years out.
>>2617821Jesus Christ lmao
>>2617821
>>2617784This is that one FNAF-parody game with the uma mods, right?
Okay, got an S rank (halfway to S+) Shakur which means that there's HOPE that I can definitely hit my target statline of 1200/700/1000/500/800 if I keep doing as many careers as I physically can. I CAN DO THIS
>>2617821Top 1 dumbest posts I've ever read.
>>2617821This is it. Peak /v/ma. It's only downhill from here.
>>2617840post dick
>>2617840Post them deckaroos
>>2617840I believe in you!on a side note why does Jordan look so funny in so many images?
>haven't jigged in weeks>close the thread>a jiggie is posted 15 minutes later
>>2617821This poster is either 16 or 40
>>2617863Because she's stupid, simple as.
>>2617837Yes, it's not done yet however. Just thought it looked really funny
>>2617893>HOLD ON I'M THINKING REALLY HARD
>>2617893
>>2617852>>2617856I vaguely implied this last thread but I only have MLB Kitasan, MLB Biko, MLB Creek and SRs (that I got when I rolled for Kitasan's second banner) so everything else I will have to borrow. Yes, this is last minute prep for the upcoming CM
2630 433518slots any amount of umasMEDIUM RIGHT I DUNNO IF CM FRIENDLYjust join! NO RULESSSSS
>>2617928how are you not getting S+ with those, her being a milelet is not even an issue
>>2617963i forgot to put more than 30 minutes so it starts 15 minutes from that post GLGLGLGL
>>2617963Wow that's a short timer
>first end xogger run to actually get decent stats>lose the dahby>lost every other G1I'm going to kms
>>26179639/187 minutes to join gogogog
>cesario mentioned somewhere abovehttps://youtu.be/OqZNCj5XDhI
>junior year>3 2nd places>already down 4 clocksnow i understand your pain latechads, at least they're grandparent runs
>>2617963>>261800616/184 minutes to join
Medium S for the first time and classic year ended up looking like this. That's what I get for trying to greed stamina.
You get to kill someone responsible for a mechanic you dislike at Cygames, who would you kill?
>>2617963Your competitors.
>>2618058Whoever decided that card chains should not be guaranteed to finish.
>>2618058Whoever disabled secret events in MANT. The entire point of the gamemode is to run whoever you want whichever way you want, it would be a lot more interesting if each uma had their own secret events, and it would mean runaway wouldn't be a dead strat.
>>2618058the retard that couldn't properly code the matchmaking in relink
>>2618058Whoever made distance S inspiration RNG bullshit a thing. I was considering the agemasen card guy, but I assume someone already killed him because they eventually stop making cards like that.
>>2618074Early Pic. What is going on with that Special Week?
>>2618058I couldn't possibly pick just one person. So many more deserve it.I'd start with inspirations though.
Just found this torture song and can't wait to spam it in jiggies going forward.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFN3SK-lEak
>>2617963Oh wait ehat the fuck, I missed a >fun race? I just wanted to check the game AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2618096>>2618101the so-called gamblers when the gamble doesn't pay off
/v/ma would kill so many Japanese... Gras wouldn't approve
>>2618097>Front Spe-chanSOVL
>>2618097THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE COMING THROUGH
>Creek and Windy not even close to orange right before classic year summerNo...
>>2618113>7 minutesThat's too long bwo
>>2618132
How the fuck did Ryan get stuck at the fucking end?
>>2617963And The madlad Mejiro Palmer holds the front! Congratulations Palmer!
>>2618147C O N S I D E R
>>2618147I missed the fun race can we do another one?
>>2618116Gambling is about choice. When I decide to put a skill on that may or may not pay off, I chose to make the gamble. I decided, yes I want to risk my victory on a skill that is not likely to go off for the payout, and if I lose it is my fault for making that decision. There's no decision making with distance S. You have to get it or you lose. There's no guaranteed way to get it. What other option do you have, don't play the game? It'd be like if I kidnapped your mom, then forced you to play Russian Roulette with her and me. Then when she blows her brains out, I say "HURR YOU CALL YOURSELF A GAMBLER BUT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT GAMBLE HUH". You'd rightfully call that bullshit, just like I call this inspiration garbage bullshit.
>>2618147PAMA-SAN!!Thanks for hosting!
>>2618074>Sao Novel
>>2618147Corner Shot>>2618156>>2618114uhhh I can replay the settings and do it during the Hydration Break.
Is Gametora's affinity calculator accurate or am I just super unlucky?It says I should have about a 45% chance to inherit medium S but it hasn't happened a single time in over 17 runs.
>>2618162What the FUCK is going on with Oguri's hair?
>>2618171She's taking flight north
>>2618171>Oguri is turning into a bird tooFUCK
>>2618162Panty Shot, going to finish off with placements.
>>2618177>on digitan of all umasEVIL
>>2618153I won't!
>be kind of sour about the thread derailment earlier >leave the thread>guess ill check out /vg/>I take back everything I've ever said negative about you guys, wuv all of you.
>>2618177and placements. I'll do a race replicating the settings during the World Cup Hydration Break. Estimated 5-10 minutes from now (sorry ref decision).
>>2618201It's okay anon, emotions sometimes run high and we can clash but we are all brothers in the end. Just remember, it's all stupid shit that doesn't matter. What's important is having fun
>>2618204I'm fucking mad Ryan decided to stay in the back so long but I guess I'll take last to 7th.
>>2618201We'll overlook this attempt at treason this time. For all the problems we have here, at least we aren't on the level of those cretin.
>>2618204YOOOOO build on that sweeper?
>>2618214>treasonNo, I was just curious if it was only us having problems. We have a looooot less problems i think...
>>2618218my fuarking clubmate
They should add so many more end closers to the game, they're so fucking cool
Hydration Break!9084 737418 slots bring any amount of umasClose to CM setting but not sure im rushing thisBRING IT
>>2618166Pink spark chance is pathetic. Probability maths may say your cumulative chance across a career is 40% or whatever but you're still rolling a bunch of dice hoping to hit one sub 10% hit. This is inherently a very high variance matter.
>>2618218didnt save srry watching teh gaem
>>2618162Why is she a bird now?
>>2618201kali yuga n shiet
>>2618258Since when are these hydration breaks a thing btw?
>>2618166I was going to make a smarmy comment about how no one here would know since they haven't looked at the game's source code and figured out how its calculated and deciphered it themselves. But then I remembered there's a guy here making YAUC (Yet Another Umalator Clone), so maybe he would know, but then he'd have to compare it to how Gametora's calculating spark chance. So I'll just call you unlucky.
>>2618273It's the spirit of Christmas!
>>2618273lel
>>2618283uh last 3 WCs according the the announcers.
>>2618273LMAO
Hey you! Yeah (You)! You wuv newmas now.
USA are looking scarily good, fats might actually care about saucer now
>>2618283Since Qatar, but playing ads during them is an American thing.
>>2618301No we won't lol. If we win we'll say get fucked for about a week and go back to not caring.
>>2618298wtf i love almond milk now
>>2618298We always did, at least. I think everyone started loving almond fraud when she released
>>2618298I fucking love newmas
>>261825812/18. Remember you can bring any amount umas.Going to start in 10m/:54 because I wanna concentrate on the game.
>>2616648You forgot Kawakami alt
>>2618298I don't know enough about most newmas to have any real opinion.Reserving judgement until they at least start to show up in cards and events.
>>2618301Why did the US never develop a soccer culture? The rural poor south seems like the perfect environment to develop the country into a soccer nation
I want to get a game of Mahjong going. Join up.Majsoul Friends Room 78195(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=78195
>>2618298Always did. Especially cute mares!Like Marche and Bouquet and Lala!
>>2618332We did, reason why soccer moms are a thing. Just no one cares for it in the end or as adults.
>>2618058Whoever decided that they would never update the pity system to match most other modern gachas, most notably for cards where you'd normally have much less variance since odds ramp up as you dump rolls instead of being flat with just a spark system at 200 rolls. People saying inheritances aren't wrong, but at least eventually you get the roll 2 and pick 1 of inheritances so that significantly cuts down on completely dead runs where you wiff S
>>2618332Generally soccer is a game you play as a kid in PE class, most people drift away from the sport after high school.I assume college football culture also has a lot to do with it.
>>2618332High school and college football developed as the "working man" sports and modern american growth happened in the suburbs, not the perfect environment where "couple of kids and a ball" can make it when you got so many not in my backyard types of people.
>>2618218This plus Pump, MPaB, and Emperor's Divine Might. It was a Fast Learner highrollDeck was CB, Tachyon, wit Marvelous, Creek, Kita, and Fuku (borrowed)
>>2618298Yeah I am partial to most of them
>>261825813/18 starting in 6 minutes!
>>2618332Wasn't pushed by entertainment corporations hard enough. Rural poor south latched into high school/college football which is likely the most likely target for university sports scholarships. Inner city youth + african american demographic is pushed towards basketball. Aaaaand nobody cares about baseball despite what JP media wants you to think.I played a little soccer in high school and went to basketball games, but I'm really from a tennis family and played that since I was like 8.
>>2618284>I was going to make a smarmy comment about how no one here would know since they haven't looked at the game's source code and figured out how its calculated and deciphered it themselves.People have done enough big data studies to be able to accurately model the results even if we don't know the exact formula, though even that we have a hint with how Cygames had a formula in their patent.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>2618058Whoever has the main responsibility for the menus. They're such utter garbage and waste so much of your time that the death penalty is absolutely warranted.
I expect DOZENS of converted Teiobros once the alts drop
>>2618332I think no joke is because 45 minutes of non stop play with no commercial interruptions does not sit well with american hustle culture, plus it's associated with third worlders and elitist europeans which hurts the brand to the average simple minded american. You add to this competition from baseball, basketball, and football and no professional pipeline, its not too surprising only now it's starting to get popular
>>2618258Starting. Might be slow because the soccer players are getting cheeky.
I like this pose
>open thread>all these newmasDid I open /uma/? I thought this was /vm/a.
>>2618390Anon, you posted a newma
>>2618058Whoever thought Milelets deserved to not be run at all in MANT. I'd love to run Urara, Doto or Cafe again but MANTshittery means she will be a subpar horse to any horse that can run Mile+Medium, bonus for any other distance but that alone is what makes a horse playable or not
Come, enjoy test your umas and enjoy our divers meta.107119031071190310711903
>>2618390>Posting a newma
>>2618356The other really good sweeper ive seen in these threads also used speed fuku, is it worth the borrow?
>>2618332Have you ever watched it? It's insane how fucking boring it is. Every 2 minutes you have somebody writhing on the ground with a sprained bussy. I would not be caught dead watching this shit if the US wasn't playing and I will not watch a single World Cup game outside of the US's games.
>>2618390But you posted a newma
A newma is just a friend you haven't met yet.
>>2618258Your competitors.
>>2618298I genuinely hate all newmas and want them to die especially Almond Eye and the new Bouquet cunt
>>26183353/4 Looking for one more jonger
>>2618401>Every 2 minutes you have somebody writhing on the ground with a sprained bussyIt looks like that but soccer can be pretty physical too, not too long ago a simple "push" ended up with the bone sticking out of the guys skin
>>2618416Furioso...
even the refs are spraining their bussies
>>2618417OUR HEROES!!!!!.....and landsknecht too i guess
>>2618416I have no friends.
>>2618397room for one more
>>2618439Which uma would say this?
>>2618335>>2618424gomen, i'd join, but i just started watching akagi now. shits peak, so i'll skip out on this one
Well?
>>2618449The second one because good set of pipes just leads me down to dirty thinking.
>>2618385Soccer is boring as fuck to watch is the actual problem. Football and basketball, the two big American sports like them or not, have a lot of tension at all times, most notably football because every single play can be a huge score, but they happen regularly enough that you're not mentally tuned out when they actually occur. 45 minutes of watching the ball move from one end to the other, occasionally broken up by a penalty or out of bounds, just devolves into boring background noise because outside of major blowouts, there's like 2 to 3 goals per half. Same reason the US largely doesn't give a fuck about hockey outside of watching the fights, such a defensive game is simply not engaging enough to the casual audience who's not going to appreciate good play but instead wants spectacle.Baseball is dying as a national sport because it's also slow, but at least you have the potential of any at bat being a home run, and even then they've been trying to accelerate the game as hard as they can because it's still just not interesting to watch for anyone who's not majorly invested in the sport and enjoys watching pitching duels. The only reason that soccer is enjoying even the slightest bit of renaissance in the US is that it's the global sport, and as such both immigrants looking to maintain a connection back to their home country and cosmopolitans who're looking for a common topic with their global friends are interested.
>>2618400Probably, yeah. It feels kind of tough to build friendship if the event chain agemasens early, but aside from that it's a solid card. The initial stats are especially nice for runs where your cards decide they're morally opposed to pre-debut speed training
I hate Fuku on Umas with no speed growth. She never shows up on speed and I've had runs where I go into senior year at sub 500 speed.
>>2618258>>2618417And Bourbon wins the race! Congratulations Bourbon!Pics in a bit.
>>2618475Fuku is a pal card larping as a speed card, she's not usable on 0% speed growth umas unless you're gonna chase a major highroll
>>2617015My whoma is so who, she isn't even mentioned in the whoma discourse itt until now
>>2617553Queen Bourbon takes it!I'll host more rooms once more anons eager to race come online. Thanks for joining.
>>2618481Corner Shot
>>2618456I would highly disagree with this, its impossoble to watch 2022 World Cup final and not be at the edge of your seat, but i suppose at the end of the day. It's just cultural differnces
>>2618449You have a good set of tits!
The current queen of /v/ma is literally so fucking cracked, I lowkey wished I rolled for barbin even if I dont build fronts
>>2618497And Panty Shot
>>2618505El's ass looks stupid huge here
>>2618497What the fuck is going on here
>>2618505>panty shotWhen is somebody going to mod in real panty shots? Fuck spats
>>2618517Barbin still life
>>2618505And placements. Thanks for joining on short notice.
>>2618517Bourbon.exe has stopped working
>>2618517Clearly she's running so fast it leaves afterimages
>>2618524Thanks again for hosting
That Bourbon Valentine's Chocolate doujin is the hottest uma product I've ever seen, oh my Lord
>>2618517None of them are the real bourbon, the real bourbon controls all her clones over wifi while hooked up to the golden throne.
>>2618517it could be worse
>>2618517Sandevistan
>>2618537I don't know what that is.
>>2618543Is this why RAM prices are so high?
>>2618543Bourbon only race when?
>>2618543WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH
>>2618548Love and chocolate by awei
>>2618543POV: Last thing you see as the last 'ganic toreina in /v/ma before queen bourbon turns you into biodiesel.
>>2618543
>>2618552Which race would it be?
>>2618563this is the hottest Umamusume doujin in my humble opinionhttps://e-hentai.org/g/3906243/6701a12c5b/
>e-filtered
>>2618581I know how to get past the sad panda I just don't care to do so.
>>2618578He does some good shit but it's always so short.
>>2616342Enough that i'm, too lazy to police them. Wish i could remove bottom 100 in bulk. Probably got around 25k borrows across the umas.
Idk, that Doto one is nice
>>2618587We really are infested by zoomers
>>2618576Maybe the Satsuki sho? First leg of the triple crown.
>>2618594Time marches on, anon
>>2618603Do we have enough clankerniggas to run a full clanker race tho
>>2618578>hahakigibased
>>2618488my man, we've been talking about her since the previous thread, see >>2616380
>>2618605Just saying I don't have VBourbon and I regret it deeply
>>2618552least fun >fun race
Do NOT look at your follower count sorted by last online
>>2618201Now you understand why they can be a boogeyman.
>>2618613You mean MOST, we all love the umassiah
>>2618273
>>2618636I love my queen, I DONT HAVE HER THOUGH
>Bourbon only raceBUT>only base Bourbon allowed
>>2618201What'd'ya mean?Oh hey they got their own jong in there...wait why were are they spamming girls with animal ears in there? Doesn't matter I suppose
>>2618637What if Oguri Eagle and Condor Hawk get into fight and Opera Bird hops away?
>>2618644I only have valentines...
>>2618636/m/fags I built one gunpla years ago and it was really fun, which one could you recommend next that's fun and ships to Yurostan?
>>2618657Start with high grades, like HG Zaku
>>2618654Mambird would come in and say STOP FIGHTIIIIIIING
I would piss on newmas
>>2618671Keep your fetishes in the bedroom, pal
>>2618671They would like it
You know what, I'll take it, take me out of the Ryan mines, Sweepy will have to do with 8* Medium, 3* Stam, 5* and absolutely horrible whites
>>2618625MANT did this...
Barbin only race sounds pretty fun, I can host it. What would you guys like as far as track or conditions?
>>2618684>piss and poop welcome
>>2618678Genwunners have never ever been able to recover from this.
>>2618689>MANT>176 days
>>2618690Allow one rice villain pls
>>2618678Man Bouquet's racing outfit is probably my favorite one so far. It's really well designed and elegant
So is Tsuyoshi a newma? She already has been in the game since Special Weeks story
Imagine if you gave her an energy drink Dictus would probably stop you tho
>>2618698reminds me of>WELL YEAH BUT GEN 1 HAS A METAL BALL WITH MAGNETS ON IT!!!
>>2618704I agree, the colors are amazing
>>2618710Do you think she has to be careful around Cafe?
>>2618654That's not the direction I took with it
>>2618710we love dick
>>2618719LOL
>>2618700MANT ruined EVERYTHING!
>>2618690Bourbon only is too restrictive, I wouldn't even be able to join....
>>2618719naritatopkek
>>2618684All newmas should be human(uma) toilets. It's all they're good for.
>>2618719At this rate Opera Birds will become endangered... We must do something to protect our national bird.
>>2618719KEKKLES
>Bourbon only race>"uhm you shoud allow other umas that's race-ist"the absolute state
>>2618727How about a race where you may ONLY join if the uma has previously won queen of /v/ma?
>>2618749Yes, bring me my clanker only race. GANICS OUT
>>2618719LMAOOOOOOO
>>2618704I get what they were going for and its a cool gimmick but the flower print on the inside of the skirt kinda ruins it for me
>>2618758This thread belongs to BBC (Big Biological Cock) though
>>2618777>suddenly, CBganda
I need to turn CB into a queen
>he still has normal shitty bio eyes>he hasn't implanted glorious artificial optics>he is missing out on full streaming capabilities, filters, zoom, HD video, recording and xray Lmao, the organic toreina simply cannot compete anymore.
>>2618743Our national bird is falco
>>2618774If the flower print was outside it would look overdesigned as fuck
>>2618799WRONG
>>2618793Your cyborg optics are nothing to a VILLIAN.
>>2618793I prefer them all natural
>>2618717Maybe, although while I didn;t play her career I feel like Cafe is a responsible gal
>laisu a ESL
>>2618823How do you unlock casual outfits in the lobby?
Post our nation's bird!
Wait, did CM sign ups already happen? Did I accidentally skip this CM because I was drunk and sleepy?
>>2618828Level 11 bond, which is more than 100 milly fans
>>2618823Nobody likes Almond Fraud
>>2618830Noppers, you are good.
>>2618830bwo the finals are tomorrow
>>2618823I like Almond Fraud.
>>2618829No, I am going to bed
I like this newma a lot.
>>2618844i want to have sex with her throat
>>2618844She is certainly the most popular of the new batch, maybe save for Ebayan
>>2618843
>>2618828iirc bond level gets increased during grandlive but only for condor and oguri on release with the rest slowly getting released over timewhy? i have no idea
It took forever but I finally have a proper End XOguri. I'm starting to reconsider if I want to build an End Xoguri for CM18 and CM19
>>2618863>only for condor and oguriThis is so random
>Planning to run an unprompted >fun triple crown>find out you can only restrict a maximum of 10 umasWhat the fuck! That ruins the plans.
>>2618830Bwo you have to let go. The accident wasn't your fault.
>>2618869What's the idea? If its a good idea we can just do a Gentleman's Agreement
>>2618298>nowanon please, I love almond sexo ever since I saw her, unlike these oji-san anons who are all bitter and clinging to oldmas I want all the newmas!
>>2618844I want to fuck her dad.
>look up jp newmas>out of 10 last banners 8 have a mare in themwish we caught up faster
bros is halloween doto any good?
Meisho Doto desuuuu
>>2618868the whole thing makes zero sense and i hope they change it but i doubt they will
>>2618891Decent but not meta
>>2618884Not a fan of head swaps, they look odd to me, now animation swamps? That I can get behind
>>2618896This proves condor and oguri are the sluttiest
>>2618899that lean forward does suit Kawakami better than Kingu desu
>>2618891Better than ogDid you know that behind her cravat that outfit has quite a large clevage.
GG jongers
>>2618896>have to wait until Thanksgiving for Neicha>have to wait until New Year's to get Taiki>have to wait a week after Hitler's birthday to get PamaFUCK
gg jongers. Post the anxious sticker and someone will win next turn.
requesting V1 fighting Gabriel but with Bobo and Falco instead
>>2618873It is simple, let's look at the triple crown>The Satsuki Sho is won by the fastestYou may ONLY enter Mihono Bourbon, our current Queen.>The Derby is won by the luckiest You may ONLY enter an Uma who has NEVER been crowned Queen>The Kikuka Sho is won by the strongest You may ONLY enter an uma who HAS been crowned Queen
>>2618896If I have to wait until 2028 for Kawakami I'm gonna lose it
Practice color sketch copy study of kingu. Going to ink and color more to make it less anemic. Her face blush is fugged unfortunately, i can't into layeringOG here: https://x.com/aOAqV8hvL3rA0jD/status/2015103043558420957
>>2618932Oh shit im down for that
>>2618938BASED
>>2618934mid 2027https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1ClwQpAPpVJDnHWYAkbAsk7k9DfvkQ8CJJvjQy3jg4Wc/htmlview#gid=925456351
>>2618934By this seven it'll be 2027!
>>2618943that is only slightly better
>>2618938Very nice anon!
>>2618947mickey mouse seven, doesn't count
>>2618951You'll have to spark your next banner!
>>2618943at least i'll have a whole year to grind on the dick
>>2618932Maybe switch derby and kikuka sho....>Mayano Top Gun>Gold Ship>Grass Wonder >Maruzensky>Taiki Shuttle>Super Creek>Seiun Sky>Curren Chan>Silence Suzuka>Oguri Cap>Mihono BourbonThe Derby fits better for /ourqueens/. We have 3 longlets
>>2618971>he doesn't have a long curren on standby
>>2618979No one is sick enough to train Curren during MANT.
>>2607102In the last couple of days, I got something working for position keep and lane movement.After playing Shakur's career. I think I should call it Parcae or Moirai. Parcae is the name of her homebrew OS + race simulation software and Moirai is the version she anonymously makes public in her good ending.https://litter.catbox.moe/5vmzx4mygw32myn9.png
>>2618993Neigha did hakuraku 2 lol
>>2618979>>2618989Well well well maybe if the cheater didn't cheat you could have falco instead
>>2618997Hakuraku can't simulate anything though. It's just a replay visualizer.
>>2619007no one is bouncing like this
>>2618993Shit reminds me of ROBLOX in a good way.
>>2618932I vote to make a few simple changes>SatsukiUmas who have been crowned, the fastest have already won>DAHBYBourbon only, between 18 bourbons only the luckiest one will win>KikukaUmas who have not been crowned, only the strongest will one day sit on the golden throne
>>2618993damn multi racer umalator
how do I know which seiyuus are going to be at this concert so I can know if I should care or not
>>2619015Much better organization.
>>2619010Danchou does
>>2619018Bro... you'll miss out on the newest newma announcement
>>2619015Wait, hold on if it's gonna begin. I need help, how do i build a medium curren?
>>2618932The satsuki sho is too limited, have it be umas with speed growths of 10% or 15% or higher.
>>2619029I hate newmas.
>>2619031>he doesn't have his own clankerEveryone rolled for her tho
>>2618932At some point we really should just allow the free Umas in any of them down the line
Shakur coin is slowly increasing
>>2619016Please look forward to it
Bros I want a Dia Burger too
>>2619018https://ts7th.umamusume.jp/
>>2619045She's showing a lot of skin here
>>2619045Putting on that hoodie must be a pain
>>2618938Looking good!
>>2619051alright as expected I don't care
>>2619050>Dia bond burgers the torenaWtf I demand my rights
>>2619015I would do this, but do 9 bourbons instead of 18
>>2618938Sweet
>>2618943the game lacks so much qol shit it's unrealcrank it up cygames i don't care about bugs and whatever happens to your servers
>>2618774Eh, I think the flower print inside is fine and it's more subtle that way to contrast with the black and white color scheme. It's meant to make her look like a literal bouquet if you turn her upside down and it wouldn't really work if the flower print was on the outside of the skirt instead
>>2619072i like the idea i just think the colors could be a bit more subtle
>>2619072CURREN WHORE
This fun race sounds fun, now i really need help. What accels works on the satsuki sho? I wanna rep curren.
>>2619080>short a>mile d>medium gIts over currenbro
>>2619080>running curry chance on a mediumsatsuki sho is an oguri merchant race btw, perfect 777 activation, red shift could work I guess
Okay but how do I remember which one is Durandal and which one is Duramente?
>>2619086No one is soulless enough to choose oguri in a race with 10 other options
>>2619092>DurandalEKUSU CALIBAAAAA>Duramentemaskless El Condor Pasa
>>2619092>DurandalBlonde>DuramenteNot blonde
>>2619093
>>2619085Its never over when you got love
>>2619092>DurandalDumb, blonde, dog in uma form. Big breasts, big butt, skin tight suit>DuramenteBlack long hair, looks edgy but is a dork.
>>2619108>dog in uma formAnother one!?
>>2619093Her reign was top tier and we are about to elect her again, it's fitting that I'd run her again.
>>2619108>Big breasts, big buttThis also applies to duramente tho
>>2619115>her reign was top tier>implying
>>2619092>DurandalThe funny one>DuramenteThe boring one
>>2619117They both have the same bust size
>>2619093I will be bringing Oguri to the Sprint CM stakes since my team is going to be Taiki, Oguri, and Brian as all paces, unless one of the two others wins plat for me.
>>2619118The second one was really entertaining ngl
>>2619123She looks extremely unintelligent.
How much time do I have for the >fun races? I'd like to build a creek.
>>2619092>DurandalVanilla>DuramenteChocolate
what the fuck is this shit
>>2619146Dormmates with Calstone Light O, so unsurprising.
>>2619152Uhhhh, I wasn't planning on setting a time or anything. You all want me to make the lobbies or wait and give people time to prepare or what. I'm unsure how much interest there is in >fun races.
Forgot to do it, hopefully it's not too late/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>2619173I'm currently stressing trying to figure out how to make curren work for a medium so don't mind me.
>>2619180Mediums are PEAK xogslop she won't win
>>2619180Crab five billion medium sparks down her throat and pray
>>2619177>TRAINANGoing to train a Mile Vodka in Uma, training Teio in eraUma.>PLAYANUma, eraUma>LISTENANCOMPAKT>DRINKANWater. Had some chocolate milk earlier.>EATANSloppy joes. >FEELANGOOD, since I'm making slow but decent progress on /v/machan training sim.
>>2619193Your mile sparks bro?
gotta love jap tweet translations
>>2619180It'd be mostly 3* medium sparks with a little mile and praying for a double medium proc on the first inspiration.
>>2619180>7 mile sparks>9 medium sparksI don't think she's winning the queen race chief
And now /v/ma, I present thee another /v/ma-tan submission>changed clothes>added a bunch of details while trying to not overdesign it>extra bullshit around the main designI hope u rike
>>2619218Can I get the "don't tell me how to play" image? I wanna read the text.I really like it, thanks anon!
>>2619201So does that mean it's acceptable to smell like shit if my oshi isn't going to be at the concert?
>>2619177>TRAINANProbably more XOg tries until I get my Throne borrow>PLAYANMH and Stalker on the side>WATCHANThe Mentalist>LISTENANAce Attorney and Ghost Trick soundtrakcs>READANSTILL haven't finished Roadside Picnic>EATANHad some Italian pasta with mushrooms for dinner>DRINKANUOKA with Sprite>FAPPANBourbon titties today probably>FEELANMeh, kinda lonely
>>26190122008 Roblox... Home...
>>2619241>oshigamers
>>2619218>hates any style favoredFinally, pure /v/ma
>>2619201But I want to make my oshi look like that...
>>2619092Durandog always hangs out with Catstone.
>>2619263>don't play the meta>virginity stolen by my wife instead of the meta girlsYep yep, it's all worth it. I will not marry Bourbon, I will not marry Oguri, I will not marry Maruzensky, I will not marry Falco, simple as.
>>2619218>side profile Laughed
>>2619218I think you nail the vibe more every time, she is so cool, I really like her. I think she has the best implementation of /v/ma culture and design so far
doing a nishino and now i understand why that zuma was staring at her stamina training
>>2619218Yup, I fucking love this, I will grow her titties at will and I will fap to this later. Thank you
>>2619295>doing a nishinoSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>2619218Added to the Excalidraw.https://excalidraw.com/#room=cc389ae09316febdd6ca,vguTWBb5ewnSiMj9VR7u2wAlso>those bootsThanks, Doc.
Taiki won't get sprint sparks
>>2619310Im pretty sure almost every design has the daily dose incorporated.
>>2619318well no fucking shit there's going to be way too many fronts for her to get her unique off
>>2619047I will.
>>2619324I'm talking about parent farming
>>2619322Mine isn't on there and has it too.
>>2619295I could not stop staring at Nishino's legs during pre-raceI mean haha...
>>2619218Honestly this is still my favorite design as a casual outfit, I really like how it's put together but idk how well it works as racewear when I look at the other umas.Wuv it anyway, though she should be ANGRIER and sluttier
>>2619329oh I read that as sprint STAKES, sorry I'm retarded
>>2619248Playing some Miked's paintball and then posting on GD while afking some tycoon. It was a simpler time
>>2619177>>TRAINANDober parent hopefully with Mile sparks which I'm using for Cafe this CM>>PLAYANCity of the Wolves>>EATANJust had some sausage tortellini >>FAPPANLULU-439>>FEELANOk, was busy this whole past week and now I'm drawing my attempt at a /v/ma-chan at the moment even though it seems like discussion has died down. Still would like to throw my hat in the ring and I had already started so Id like to finish.
>>2619342I actually think this one looks quite good as a race outfit, best implementation of that design so far, obviously there is the other Nurse design some anon did but I feel this works quite well. I also always felt her casual outfit should be more Yotsuba inspired
>>2619332Not in the excalidraw or not the dose?
>>2619348For me it was hopping on Reason 2 Die and trolling ERPers at the Iron Cafe.
>>2619342Nah casual has to be yotsuba, it's pretty much the perfect casual outfitthis one is really good as racewear too, a lot less schoolgirlish than the last, I like it a lot too
>>2619354On the draw thing but mine is a shitty MS paint thing that I didn't finish anyways.
>>2619349>though it seems like discussion has died down. Still would like to throw my hat in the ring and I had already started so Id like to finishIt hasn't, but as another anon said it will take a lot of time and it should not overshadow gameplay posts.
huh you would think defeating kitasan in the Takarazuka Kinen with dia-chan would be a secret event too
>>2619374Damn this one looks great too, I can't fucking decide ;__;
>>2619177>>TRAINANTaiki sprint parent>>PLAYANReplaying the GoW trilogy before E-day>>WATCHANNothing really>>LISTENANGrunge>>EATANMortadella sandwich>>DRINKANBeer>>FAPPANNot yet>>FEELANaight
>>2619045I'm all in
Has anyone ever won tenno sho spring by such a small margin before? It was fucking terrifying. Rudolph passed just before late race hit, but didn't have as much power so I was able to take it back with the inside line, just barely held a lead for the entire long final stretch, then she hit home stretch haste and beeline burst right at the end and started closing the gap.
>>2619386Neigha, are you a fuckingwoman? Relax. This type of discussion takes time.
>>2619411You should know by now /v/ma is full of foids.
>>2619338true...
>>2619418This thread is about to become a honeypot
>>2619410I had that happen with kitasan during the satsuki sho, she won by a nose and I felt like my heart was gonna jump out of my chest
My country is jobbing in the world cup, give me umas for this feel
>>2619177>TRAINANHAI! TAIKI SHUTTUR DESS!>PLAYANSome Rocksmith 2014.>WATCHANI'm watching The Sopranos for the first time. Fuck Richie, glad that nigger's dead.>LISTENANWorking on Man in the Box on Rocksmith>READANI've been collecting all the material needed to experience the Clone Wars Multimedia Project (the REAL Clone Wars, by the way. Zoomzooms need not reply) and I'm starting with Darth Plagueis for extra context.>EATANGarlic parm chicken wings.>DRINKANWater>FAPPANA doujin I keep coming back to about some shota getting group fucked by his sister and other girls in a public washroom.>FEELANBreddy gud.
>>2619462
>>2619483>the real clone warsYou are trying to bait my ass again aren't you?Well it's working lolDo you mind sharing the list of material later so I can try to enjoy it too?
We will make our own Umalator with blackjack and hookers
>>2619415How do I get a /v/ma gf?
>>2619504Sure, I can give it to you right now.https://www.starwarstimeline.net/Originalclonewars.htmI'm actually thinking about uploading it all to a MEGA or something when I'm done, complete with a few revisions I have in mind (not everything that was in the CWMMP is on the list, like the OG Clone Wars season 3, since it clashes with the Labyrinth of Evil novel). Right now I'm working on getting all the ROMs for the games.
>>2619462>Scotland I guess the closest thing is fine motion?
>>2619483I'm interested in the doujin myself but I don't know how to ask for it since it's off-topic. Pastebin maybe?
>>2619553You draw her, pick up the damn pen
>>2619568If you have access to sadpanda, just look up Steamy Bathhouse by Agata.
Other board is stupid slow so I'll camp here for a bit, anyone up for rooms?
>>2619177>>TRAINANAlways Kawakami>>PLAYANPath of Exile 2 and Dragon Ball Super Card Game: Fusion World>>WATCHANBaseball>>LISTENANSometimes I put on a playlist that youtube generates of Umamusume songs. I don't listen to much music.>>READANI don't read but I do listen to audio books on my commute recently The Dresden Files>>EATANI don't know yet>>DRINKANIced coffee>>FAPPANNo>>FEELANLike Cancer is hopeless and XOguri and fronts are too powerful to beat.
Sirius...
>>2619587Up for rooms yes, but no one cares if you're from the other board. Just make good posts
>>2619553You can't. This place shuns identity.>>2619415Unlikely https://poal.me/l86nixhttps://poal.me/l86nixhttps://poal.me/l86nix
>check out the mobumas>find a cute one>see those stats and BBBmove aside neicha, this is the REAL side character
>>2619594>The Dresden Files
>>2619599She is in the registry for a reason
>>2619462Scotbro...
>>2619615I read them when I was in high school but that was many years ago and I've forgotten basically everything about them at this point and I decided recently to start listening to them
I said I was only gonna half ass it but now I finished a lazy casual outfit too. I need to stop.
>>2619618What is her problem dude
>>2619483>Garlic parm chicken wings.how the heck does that work? Are you drenching chicken wings in marinara sauce? And what about the mozzarella cheese? I've never had a cheesy chicken wing
>>2619639I fucking love the cargo shorts in casual
>>2619643irl? Owner(or was it trainer?) was really shitty and the less is talked about European adventures the betterIn the game? According to what anon told me too many bad calls so now she dislikes trainers, all of them
>>2619645Nah, they're just chicken wings seasoned with garlic and parmesan.But now that you mention it, they would probably taste amazing dipped in some marinara or alfredo sauce.
>>2619587Sure456985564569855645698556
>>2619639Clovers in her eyes is a top 1 idea holy fuck dude. Thats perfect
>>2619667Did you make it cuz it made me chuckle
Which one
>>2619685/ourqueen/ bourbon
>>2619685Bourbon because her original outfit is top tier
>>2619685CLANK
>>2619676
I hate foids so much it's unreal
>>2619685/ourgundam/
>>2619609> 3 wimminzLONDONONDON
>>2619685Bourbon has to be the most boring character in this game or at least very close to it. Nobody cared about her until she got her meta alt and people still wouldn't care about her if her alt wasn't meta. Meanwhile Rice Shower's whole nobody wanted her to win thing is very compelling and makes for some tearjerking content.
>>2619706H A N S H I NANSHIN
>>2619218She's cute in a bratty way, i'd
>>2619721KEK
>>2619707Nah you gotta be tripping man, bourbon's autism is extremely funny. She was always liked
Since I am a contrarian I will be doing a HERO run then.
Goddamn it, I'm just randomly losing G1 races since the free clock event started.
>>26196676/9
>>2619732But Rob Roy isn't out yet...
>>2619707>Bourbon has to be the most boring character in this game or at least very close to it. Nobody cared about her until she got her meta alt and people still wouldn't care about her if her alt wasn't meta.Nah bourbon is pure autismo fun while rice is too woe is me bs, never liked that heel.
Doto is EVIL but I just can't prove it
>>2619667Bourbon takes it.470174234701742347017423
>>2619177>TRAINANDown in the Mejiro Mines>PLAYANA bunch of steamfest demos>WATCHANI've made another youtube account for history stuff, going to do the same for sports and vtumors >READANsome how to make mangoo i've left on pdfreader and forgor>EATANI want more med food>DRINKANamazon tier coffee>FAPPANMy /v/ma is so dangerously hot i've dropped a couple of seeds in the last couple of days>FEELANok.
>>2619769What's your /v/ma? If I may ask
>>2619769>Fapping to your own OC
>>2619766I repeated. Let me know if you would rather I not do that.
>>2619761I mean...
>>2619785It's all good, thanks for joining
>>2619766Good race.201219832012198320121983
>>2619804We're out of bananas
>>2619804
Weird Bourbon didn't have more stats here
>>2619817My HERO
>>2619775https://files.catbox.moe/13i5pe.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gk22b0.jpgNum. 10 on excal. She has concept art Jordan's letterman's jacket for her race outfit, but unzipped to show off her abs, bra, and buruma...
>>2619817TWO CROWNS
>>2619177>TRAINAN The butt picker>PLAYANLimbus>WATCHANSkitarri gameplay >LISTENAN Some lowcow shit>READANThis thread>EATANPizza>DRINKANAqua>FEELANAnnoyed. I have no idea how I haven't hit a S in medium butt picker when the parents have +7 in medium between both of them.
>>2619809More450714064507140645071406
>>2619804>>2619810
>>2619828this is a really good design too but I don't know if it would work as a thread-tan, the earmuffs just ain't it, that's golshi's thing desu
>>2619837I fucked up...
>>2619839To be fair, they're just horse blinders, and Gold Ship's not even the only one to have them anymore. Lucky Lilac has 'em too.
There are people who waifu Biko Pegasus
>late start in careerGod I wish we could clock in URA races this is such BShttps://files.catbox.moe/cydla0.png
My carats did the thing
>>2619837287926332879263328792633
>>2619855No there aren't.
Bro...https://files.catbox.moe/7cir9o.png
>>2619862Checked
>join public room>my Uma hits her accels>gets blocked by Spe's fat fucking ass the entire last 200 metersJUST MOVE AROUND, FUCK
>came home from work>too tired to open the game GL please save me
>>2619839>the earmuffs just ain't itTbh, that's one of my fav parts of that design
>>2619855Once she comes out I will use her for every single Sprint CM and Dirt Mile CM. Maybe the regular mile ones too.
My country jobbed to browns...
>>2619864Good race.165002011650020116500201
>>2619906Special week says this after every l'arc
>>2619910Why didn't they send spe to the arc if she beat the french, are they stupid?
>>2619912Spe was too fat to fit on the plane
This is what Bourbon has planned for us during her reign by the way
>>2619829but what about third crown?
>>26199086/9
>>2619922We don't talk about that one
>>2619838can't she use just one
>>2619921I VOTED FOR THIS!!!!
>>2619908Oguri takes it!662445066624450666244506
Either everybody should get a guaranteed accel or nobody should. You make an RNG shitfest of a game then you give certain styles/Umas a guaranteed accel to make them unbeatable 99% of the time while the rest of us are praying for 1/100 chance.
>>2619944Isn't that literally the reason lates become the strongest running style in the game in the near future?
>>2619944that's a gacha, not a game
>>2619944Everybody has NSM bro, it comes free with your wit Yeppers
>>2619908How did oguri win that?
>>2619944you do realize that only one front can get angling right?
>>2619953She somehow kept pace with the front pack until the very end
>>2619953lucky radiant star carry over + mpab
>>2619954>front wins the midrace and stays in first and gets rewarded with an accel>every other position wins against their position group and they get fucked by being too far ahead to get their accelshow do you not see the problem here?
Her story was allot better than Anons said it was. Though back when she came to the game allot of people were still struggling with the game I guess? Other than a late start things weren't too bad her career, and after the BS MANT threw at me it doesn't faze me anymore.
>>2619942The BEAST...493603924936039249360392
LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL MANT ENDS BROS
>>2619962Incredible!287995962879959628799596
Pre-planning for an absolute worst case scenario >0 Tachyon's and Light hellos in 400What do you do in this situation?
>>2619985why would I plan for something that is near impossible?
>>2619985continue luckshitting umas and not caring about cms
>>2619944Maybe I'm crazy, but I think MPB and Pump should work in 7th place in CMs.
>>26199851LB Light Hello and borrow Tachyon
>>2619985I'd kill myself in front of Danchou
>>2619985quit playing competitively like my danchou
>>2619985If you were to get that fucked with RNG I think you got two options>1LB light hello with pity, selector + crystal for LB1 maru, borrow tachyon >retire until GM
>>2619990>>2619995How viable is the pity light hello path and use LB1 maru path?
>>2619985Guess I'll die
>>2619998Seems sorta viable desu, the one thing is not having a borrow slot is gonna suck
>>2619998I mean, it works, assuming you've got Kita + FineMo already, but if you're a pace main, you're pretty angry
>>2619983Suzu...suzu...suzu...289845002898450028984500
>>2619986>near impossibleAbout 1 in 400 people will be that unlucky. There's a good chance that one person in this community will do two sparks and not get a single rate up.
>>2619998Don't know about maru, but having an LB1 Light Hello is perfectly fine, just like how it was perfectly fine to have an LB1 Riko back in Aoharu. The reason R Light Hello is bad is that the SSR version gives you an universally good gold skill that you'll definitely want on all your umas. Maybe this makes R LH usable if you don't care about the skill, but not having it is a huge loss.
Ik there are 2 sweepCHADS running her this CM, does anyone know if its worth taking end closer savvy for her to buff petrifying gaze?
>>2620005Light hello R also doesn't give you tokens
>>2619952>Does anyone want to run a race, and I can make that my upload?>I don't have acceleration, so I can fuck off>EVERYONE has No Stopping Me, dipshit, it came with your fuckin' Yeppers>I didn't get it-I have the oldest deck known to man>No you don't, I pulled mine on day one you fucking tard>Well, I didn't pull it!>YOU HAVE YEPPERS YOU FUCKING DICK!>I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCK->YOU HAVE NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEE>hehehehehaaa... >I don't have fuckin' No Stopping Me mother fucker!>GO OUT IN THE LIBRARY>I DON'T HAVE CORNER CONNOISSEUR>AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PULL HER FOR FREE>I DON'T HAVE RUSHING GALE>YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER>I DON'T HAVE BURNING BRIGHT PWR>IT'S A FUCKING WIT CARD THEY DON'T EVEN >I DON'T HAVE STRAIGHTAWAY ACCELERATION>CHARGE PEOPLE FOR THEM>CORNER ACCELERATION, GROUNDWORK, IGNITED SPIRIT PWR OR STEP ON THE GAS>YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING>OR FUCKIN' NO STOPPING ME>IT'S FUCKING YEPPERS, SHE'S FREE>I DON'T HAAVE YEPPERS>SHE'S FREE
>>2620008That sucks. Were they mad that the goys were using R Riko and it was useable, instead of paypigging?
>>2619952NSM is inconsistent as fuck it's anything but guaranteed.
>>2619980>still quantifying by monthWAY too far ngmi...
>>2620010Classic
>>2620011Yeppers, when GL got buffed they made the r give you tokens
>>2620002Palmer runs away with it!That's all for now. I might host more rooms later. Thanks for joining!
>>2620008They actually fixed that when they buffed GL so it actually powercreeps MANT since it wasn't originally, but not getting Gold PTO is really bad when it's on a card that's usable at LB0 and pretty much as good as it gets at LB2
>>2620017Thanks for the rooms!
>>2616395You bully her with the consent of literally everyone else in the academy
I still don't understand what is so great about this Throne card and why I need to remake my ace for a slightly better Professor
>there are at least 5 foids in /v/maThis explains a lot.
>>2620027because you can have 2 PoCsit also gives an absurd amount of stats
>>2620027If your highroll is high enough you don't have to remake your ace. It's just that throne is a busted card that will make you cap wit easy so you focus on speed, power and extra races
>>2619838That's just one meal's worth for Bigwa Headyahide We need moar
>>2620006Maybe? Mine has single circle End Savvy, but I haven't really paid attention to how far ahead Gaze hit in roomsIf you're running other aces besides Sweep, then you probably want at least one circle so she can contribute more reliably even if she doesn't win the backliner acceleration gamble. If you're a gambling madman like me, I think it'd be less important than velocity/accel skills and +speed greens
I'm downloading uma to steam for the first time (so I can actually join the stakes), is it true it eats your paid carats? Also, is it true steam users get like a one time carat bonus?
>>2620040You can't carry over paid carats between platforms, but if you log in on your phone any paid carats you had are still there.
>>2620040>is it true it eats your paid carats?It doesn't eat them you just can't use them on Steam if you bought them on mobile and vice versa
>>2620040It doesn't eat your paid carats, it just doesn't share them between devices.And yeah you get a carat bonus.
>>2620040Paid carats stay on the platform you bought them in. iOS paid carats only show up on iOS, same for Android, same for Steam
>>2620045How big is the carat bonus?
>>2620015Glad that it brought a smile to your face. I just wish I could've caught what was said at the very end before someone asked "is this going on Youtube?"
>>2620038Would you take that or right handed?
>>2620047Ah, fuck I don't know, it's been a year. 150 I think? It wasn't big.
>>2620017Thanks for hosting
>>2620027Big stats, big ranbows and makes the scenario easier
>>2620051Almost certainly Right-Handed in most circumstances, since every bit of top speed counts in a mediumIf your other umas are meta aces (like XOguri or strong fronts), though, then Sweep probably won't be beating them too often anyways so it might be more optimal to have her support them with the extra debuff range from End Savvy. I guess it depends on what kind of team you're running
>>2620055>Half french is a succubus>Half Chilean is a case of extreme for (you)What's with mix blooded Tracen students??
>>2620055Laurel scouting for her next victim, the apex predator of the tracen lands
>>2620071Any other halfbreed umas?
>>2620075Dia is an argie
>>2620030Imagine if they were all the Teioposters.
>>2620075Ticket is half Irish
>>2620084I'm not a woman and I don't want to be one.
>>2620085So is doto i think
So slow rn ~
>>2620104Brazil is raping Haiti rn, I'm watching that
>>2620105Brownoff.
>>2620104There's nothing to do in the game rn, everyone has their races ready or are flatlining for the CM
>>2620104Too busy seething about this CM to post
>>2620109Im making sprint parents
>>2620110This CM SUCKS for oshigamers, I miss the DAHBY so much
>>2620113I'VE BEEN SAYING THISRed Shift should just work every CM. It's the great equalizer.
>>2619959Just click the front runner button on your gold ship. How is this a problem? Damn.
>>2620104We're faster than anything in our home board, the world cup is on, there's nothing to do, there's no keiba, the derailments in the morning pissed some people off, and MANT fatigue is high. It's normal to be comfy
>>2620118And how viable is that?
>>2620104watching brazil massacre haiti. There's a spaniard who keeps posting cute pictures of calstone light. It's halftime too.
>>2620127I wonder how many of us are in the sticky
>>2620128It least 3, count me in
i need this fat fuck in global now
I want to bang Fine's Bodyguard Captain. That is all.
>>2620135Is she based on any honse?
>>2620131Ok but the question to mirakofags is, how much can she eat?
>>2620139Supposedly on an irl horse called Piccolo Player that was irl Fine's bestie
>>2620148>Piccolo Player
>>2620113APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>2620152I have nothing to apologize to my wife about.
>>2620155Why didn't you run her in Taurus2? You should apologize for that.
>>2620159She get's breaks between CMs
>>2620155where's the rest?
>>2620164Can't show that here
>>2620163Ok so why not have her take a break during a CM that's less important to her? You need to apologize.
>>2619839The blinders unexpectedly helped with her hairstyle which had her hair up and thus expose the lack of a ningen ear. Originally it was supposed to be a headband, but it would have been another thing i took from Urara's outfit lol
So If im seeing this correctly, the last straight is only about 300 meters for cm16, with the first portion of the late race not really being either. Would this mean that there's not really a lot of time to duel and thus, gutsmaxxing is kind of a meme?
>>2620167I'll draw her later then
>>2620168I personally loved the ear muffs, made her really stand out.
>>2620168>anon knows tack terminologyKeep an eye on you...
If i wanna design my own /v/ma chan, are there any universal guidelines?
>>2620178Yeah i think it's a piece that ought to be used more in official designs besides lalala and golshi imo. It's very versatile
>>2620175Dueling gives speed and accel so it's still strong even if you're not up to max speed yet, and it's a sprint so once you hit 1200x3, all the rest of your stats want to go guts because stam doesn't matter. Deciding if you want to go full gutsmaxx or not is a decision of how much of a highroll you're chasing and if you'd be giving up cards with a good gold or not
>>2620184There's an old poal somewhere and someone is autistically keep tracking of /vm/a designs on some site somewhere that you could use as a basis.Can I commission a person to draw group pic of /v/mas so far?
>>2620184Not really universal, but common things are>/v/ as a white streak of hair (see pic related)>fang>rage
>>2620184Do what you think feels right, honestly. The only thing I would say is universal is the /v/ streak, and even then you don't have to have the whole thing, just the V part is fine, you can implement the slashes in some other way that doesn't necessarily have to be part of the hair.
>>2620188I already have LB1 bakushin so I'm borrowing throne regardless, what do you think a theoretical deck could look like?
>>2620175Duels just never work. You need to be on the top 5, have similar matching speed, and be near someone. The final corner wideswing fucks everything up.
>>2620184There's a few polls and recommendations but honestly just go wild. Big, small, tall, short, busty, flatty, do whatever you want dude. It's better the more different ideas we have going into it, instead of trying to start from a consensus, it's impossible in a community like this so imo drawfags should just go wild with their idea. You can take some stuff that's more or less a pattern repeated in the designs (like the white hair strands spelling /v/) but honestly I think you should just draw what's most appealing to you.
>>2620190Why the 9 of circles?
Who is the most /v/ uma?
>>2620197Not srtist, but isn't that just a mahjong tile
Oh now that is a good time, quick thing I wanna mention. Only thing I've never liked about the "anonymous suit" design approach is that they end up looking a little bit like rulership. Still distinct enough for sure but damn, why did rulership have to come out lol.
>>2620202Thats a good thing because rulership is the most SEX uma in the game
>>2620193Throne, Kita, 3 guts cards of your choice, and FineMo will probably be what most people are using, or you go with 2 wit, 2 speed, 2 guts, though it'll depend on what you have. Fronts will probably not be using Throne since they have to drag along Bourbon as a second wit card, but guaranteed Groundwork is a nice perk at least for using Bakushin
>>2620202Something more akin to a suit jacket is enough to differentiate from Rulership's outfit
>>2620198Her so far. Loves video games. Austistic but self aware. Cantankerous.
>>2620198I want Shakur to make fun of me while she helps me build a PC
>>2620204>yepperswell looks like I can't guts max! Time to break out the 2 S, 2 P, 2 W
>>2620204>Fronts will probably not be using Throne since they have to drag along Bourbon as a second wit cardWell, bourbon herself will certainly be using it, and I can see an argument of using throne regardless due to the free prudent positioning. There's not gonna be that many fronts in my opinion. There are pretty much 3 viable fronts>Bourbon>Falcon>SuzukaEveryone else needs extreme mutation that is simply not very common in global.
>>2620213What about maruzen?
>>2620218I believe maruzen would need a delayed proc to get full accel, if any at all.
What are you guys expecting to be meta for CM16?
>>2620221Triple Front is the only thing that makes sense to me, it's an easy way to make sure paces never get their accels just like CM14
>>2620221My early prediction for meta is >Nishino>Taiki>OguriTriple pace, pump for front heavy lobbies
which /v/ma-tan would win in a CM though?
>tfw 3 sleep depriveds into a night owl
>>2620213Skipping TTL on such a short track seems like you're massively fucking yourself over, especially if all you're getting is some stats and a white you can get from inspos anyway. I think there is going to be a fuck ton of fronts since it's a Front or Pace CM and you pretty much need to own Taiki or Flower since you want both of their inherits on a Pace, while Fronts are still just Seiun and whatever.
>>2620224This shit makes me mad
>>2620221Endless fronts, but I'm running triple paces because I do expect winning paces to start overtaking losing fronts like normally happens and I can't mutate my oshi to sprint and style on top of that
>>2620236The plancha delay is so bad I'm probably going to slap mcqueens unique on my fronts and be done with it.
>>2620224>Give all your Fronts Angling + SFV + Pasa when you can>1st Front gets Angling + Pasa>2nd and 3rd Front gets Pasa + SFV>Paces get cucked out of their accels>WinIt's just that easy, also Maru has Sprint B and Bourbon has Sprint C, so you don't even need to mutate them at all.
I'm tired of losing rooms how do I make her better? She is a powerlet but she'd be even more of a staminalet if I brought more power sparks, she's lacking style/distance corners but Akikawa never EVER gives me hints for them, and OYL could probably be dropped but idk for what. Is there a late race velocity skill with carryover I could get that I don't know about?
>>2620246Plancha is delayed, just take A&S + SFV.
>>2619985Cope and save the SSR ticket to MLB CB wit since i'm already at 2LB
Someone is doing serious McQueen runs!
>>2620246Kill yourself
>>2620238>Pace Chaser NSM>Front Angling and Scheming>I didn't get Budding Blossom>just forget it, let it go>um, excuse me, I-I think you forgot my Budding Blossom>Blossom? Two placements extra>Two placements? But every front in the room got to use Blossom>You want Blossom?>Yes, please>Three placements!>What?>No accels for you!
>>2620251SfV is 3rd or 4th
>>2620184Check the Excalidraw for inspiration >>2619310
>>2620236>Skipping TTL on such a short track seems like you're massively fucking yourself over, especially if all you're getting is some stats and a white you can get from inspos anyway.I mean, i agree but I was specifically talking about bourbon. She's gonna be skipping TTL regardless of her borrow, and regardless of borrow people will be bringing wit bourbon, just seems hard to ignore a powerhouse of consistency. But i see where you're coming from and ill keep it in mind
>>2620238And yet frontcucks will genuinely defend their bullshit style and how just existing fucks every other style. They don't even have to be good they just have to be warm bodies on the race track.
When's our anniversary again?
>>2620235FOUR SLEEP DEPRIVEDS IN A ROW>b-but why are you restingBECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ENERGY BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING +30s NIGHT OWL KEEPS RAPING MY ASS
>>2620234AFAIK none of the concepts really include hypothetical gameplay info like skills (though a few have aptitudes or a running style specified), so it's kind of impossible to judge
>>2620258>NSMHonestly I don't think NSM is the best gamble here, this is a track with a final corner late race so umas usually fan out by the time the accel is needed. Someone correct me if im wrong though
>>2620204Is there a parent setup for this? is Ayabe better than Urara? I have never gutsmaxed
>>2620184just do whatever you want and let the thread decide, so far the biggest candidates are anon suit uma and nurse outfit uma
YOU WILL MLB THIS CARD
>>2620267As far as gameplay goes some people have made aptitudes. I like the late and front aptitiudes (the two favorite styles), mile and medium A, high sprint, low long and some dirt
>>2619310I remember when anons were pissing and moaning about making this and it's turned out to be very useful.
the thought of gutsmaxing again for the sprint makes me want to put a bullet in my head
>>2620250The only thing missing are more corner skills and maybe red shift. What kind of rooms are you losing?
>>26202641.5 is next month when SSR Tachyon releases
>>2620278>surprised that /v/ gets pissed at dumb shitMost of the discussion clashes came because /v/ma chan discussion was overshadowing the entire thread which led to an overraction to exile the entire discussion to the excalidraw. Now that we've reached a good balance, it's a good tool
>>2620281Like literally all of them. She can't catch fronts, she's not faster than XOguri, she even loses to pretty much any end meta or not.
>>2620275Come on gaslight dancer, no one believes that.
>>2620271It's all in the witgod video, I think it's 13 power sparks and then 3 random wit sparks from looking at the numbers I cut off in the screen cap, and I'd run Ayabe if I had her over Urara probably but MLB Ayabe is not a common thing
how do I cope with this?
>>2620283/v/ma's anniversary is in 1.5 months? That's a bit more time to prepare than I thought.
>>2620287>She can't catch fronts, she's not faster than XOguriThose are the meta picks, you're not supposed to win often against them, otherwise Kawakami would be meta. You choose her as your oshi pick and hope she wins a couple of rooms against them.
>>2620292Oh if you're talking about us, the 26th
>monicius did the tachyon low cortisol meme dance for a goal celebrationdidn't think he'd be /ourguy/
>>2620292Anon, not even /vg/ celebrates their anniversary. Don't be so parasocial about it.
>>2620294>that soonFuck my game might not even have racing mechanics that early.
>>2620290>You buy it>Plan a trip to japan around the release date>Ship it to your hotel>Compress it with a vaccum seal >Enjoy Japan's vacations>Go back to your country>Enjoy your free* borbin
>>2620296Yeah but /v/machan literally started AS an anniversary project, so I figured I'd hold myself to a deadline too, even if I can't draw worth a damn.
>>2620250Hear me out, groundwork
>>2620293Ok well yeah but other people still beat them more consistently than she does. Even Teio has a better winrate as a late than Kawakami for christ's sake. It can't just be the lack of corner skills can it?
>>2620290you find another service to ship it.buyfag.moethere must be something in there that will get you a big bobo without paying $500 shipping. It weighs almost nothing. it can be vaccume shrunk for shipping. It shouldn't cost more than $100 to ship find the right source.>>2620299unironically it'd be not much more expensive to fly to japan yourself
>>2620299>>Compress it with a vaccum sealThis is plushie abuse.
>>2620306oh sorry its buyfags.moe with an s
>>2620304Corners as always important, I would check Hakuraku against that Teio and see what skills she procs when you lose against her, it might give you a clue about what skills to take instead.
>>2620309I'm not losing to Teio head-to-head I'm just saying she has a higher winrate as a whole on Hakuraku
>>2620289thanks, might as well start building something if throne isn't required, the sprint borrow situation still looks grim
>>2620313>185 racesAnon that's just ONE(1) waifufag
>>2620317And that neigha is BASED as fuck
>>2620317But I'm also ONE(1) waifufag with a similar or less sample size and my winrate is not that high and they're all lesser at least score wise than my Kawakami
>>2620322Hmmm I truly admire your diligence prince, have you checked the other kami? Compare your builds?
>One borrow leftMy Shakur runs...
>>2620324I dunno Hakuraku is actually terrible at giving you all the data and you can't pull up Kawakamis in the same way because she's not in the top 5
With unrestrained being a decent gamble does it go on all fronts
>>2620331I put it on my fronts whenever it pops, it's a nice skill to have
>>2620331there's no space to fit it in any deck
>>2620331only the first place
>>2620327Anon....click on her after you expand lol
>>2620322Anime Teio's unique is much better than Kawakamis, so she'll almost always beat you by a bit. Also, check her build and try copying it to see if it performs better than your current one.
>>2620338it doesn't work for me idk
>>2620338>responsive design is my passion
>>2620327You need to look in the character tab, then more data. People who refuse to look around and then complain deserve to be shot, btw. You could also have gone to the explore tab and selected Kawakimi
>>2620338OHHHH YOU HAVE TO SCROLL DOWNI was expecting it to be in the same spot as the Teios
My Kawakami has the top winrate there's nothing to learn from this it's over....https://litter.catbox.moe/iqxcrgz8mho9uz0s.png
>>2620345statistically being the best waifufag is an honor that very few people can achieve loli guess there's nothing more to do except trying to push for a lucky UG run with fast learner and use the universal gold once throne drops
>>2620345This unironically gives you bragging rights as the strongest prince in global.
>>2620342>Check character tab>Hishi Akebono right below OguriI'm guessing I'm reading this wrong?https://files.catbox.moe/t1lx7r.jpg
>>2620345Bruh, you're the strongest kawakamifag in global. Your princess is straight up good, yeah she might not be winning 100% but like. Fuck man that's kinda bragging rights
>>2620342>People who refuse to look around and then complain deserve to be shot, btwDude fuck you I click her name and all I see is like 20 more Umas under her how was I supposed to know it was down there when my assumption is it's just more Umas.https://litterbox.catbox.moe/
>>2620350Sample size is important there's 11450 oguris and only 60 akebonos
>>2620355shit wrong link https://litter.catbox.moe/g89in2g1s4zu5und.png
>>2620348>>2620349>>2620354I was actually thinking the same thing that is a pretty cool feeling.
>>2620350No, it means that there is exactly one waifu fag running her for 55 out of those 61 races, who's got a 28% WR somehow
>started MANT as an SS shitter day 1>ending MANT as an SS shitterWhat does that say about me..
>>2620365You'll hit SS+ or UG with Throne. Trust the process.
>>2620360I checked the other top performers and all of them are using better decks than you too and still don't scratch your win rate against one of the most oppressive metas the game has seen. Hell yeah dude congrats, honestly. If you can highroll a fast learner and push into UG you will be THE strongest prince in history
>>2620366hopefully. planning to do the bare minimum for sprint and skipping the rest of MANT
>>2620365It means there has been zero cards worth rolling on or using so your deck hasn't changed, so you skipped the CB banner
>>2620364I wish Haku would let you check what races she took, Akebono has really shit aptitudes, I'm curious.
>>2620368>im a shitter :(>im also doing the bare minimum bro
>>2620367>If you can highroll a fast learner and push into UGEh, my current Kawakami was a fast learner and was still quite a ways off from UG
>>2620374i tried my best during 5 CMs, let me softskip the final sprint RNG cm
>8 wit 5* mile 3* sprintAlright, that works for a milelet. Got to keep working for a sprint spark Taiki
>check the data for the hell of it>every single non-meta pick is either teamed with dominators or OguriGrim
>>2620371She has 40 career wins, so minus 4 for debut and Twinkle, and Medium S, so with Mile/Med/Sprint you can run a pretty aggressive schedule but that's only 36 races which isn't that insane.
>>2620360You got a raw 22% win rate against the sweatiest of the sweatiest metafags in public rooms and you frequently get 2nd/3rd in rooms here against omegasweats with 10 plats. I think you should actually be really proud about being THE definition of an oshiCHAD
>>2620379Double dom is the best way of making sure your waifuma wins
there's always a lot of cute uma oc but I think someone should draw oc of trainers sharing stats and strats desu
>>2620384I don't wanna draw dude dudes sorry
>>2620386just pretend like we're all cute girls
>>2620382It's just making me think I'm completely insane for not doing any of that.
>>2620386you only have to draw Ts though
>>2620384The only time I ever draw trainers is if I'm drawing yume slop
>>2620388Well I mean if you actually want to win than non meta Oshi+double dom is not the way to go it's just your best chance of seeing HER win. If you just want her on the team and don't care if it's her then oshi+XOguri+whatever is going to be a much better strat.
>>2620384The trainer OCs in CG and Star blossom are great and full of personality, most people on xitter draw your dime a dozen shonen protagonist
>>2620392Actually, I'm trying to use three favorites at the same time.
With a decent discount is Palmer's inherit good enough for a XOGuri trigger?
>>2620397>1st or 2nd for the entire racevery risky
>>26203971st 2nd the entire race, so no
>>2620395Godspeed then.
>>2620399>>2620400oh fug I thought it just meant front half of the pack not literally second place jesus christ
>>2620408If you're doing it for a front 777, corner and inherited cacao is the best combo
>>2615069>>2615069he has not drawn her btw https://litter.catbox.moe/pp1x53t45b6d1khs.png
>wake up>look at the clock>5:31 AM>first thought is about MANTIt's over
New bread? I just got off
>>2620434You did WHAT
Would your Uma lose a race on purpose for 1 million USD? 10 million? 100 million?
>>2620391>yume slopYou mean yumeGEM
>>2620437my wife has tegridy
>>2620437She better or she will lose her fucking life
>>2620437Does it have to be on purpose? Haru's trying her best man...
>>2620446She needs to be able to win to take a fall
Talking about drawing trainers, sometimes I feel weird since I don't know what to do regarding this.Let's say I draw Uma x Trainer smut (hypothetically, pls mr Yakuza), all of the options for the torena are just...weird>A giant T head is a big no at least for ero content, it's funny in normal comics>A man with a T instead of a face is also weird>A faceless bald man I feel like a fucking hack drawing pornslop, which I am, but still>An OC feels cringeI feel like my only option is covering the face, or conveniently pointing the camera so that the face is never shown. Part of me envies BAfags because the Sensei that's just a doodle stuck on his face is just genius(for porn)
Dacchis, are we watching the live?
>>2620453Is machico in it?
>>2620437My uma throws races on purpose all the fucking time.
>>2620452Do the tried and tested>generic pretty boy with hair that covers his eyes
>>2620452You could just draw generic trainerman. That one artist that draws their yakuza boss son OC is based desu.
I bet you cygames makes ugly characters just so others would look better
>>2620452He should be the fastest, baldest motherfucker you can draw
>>2620456Who is it so I know not to bet?
Bake a New Snack
>>2620463stego
>>2620461Not just my uma, but he needs to be fast too??
>>2620468fattest***
>>2620467...it's true
>>2620437My oshi would rather kill me than lose a race on purpose
>>2620452I'd just end up drawing a dude that's similar to the producer in Cinderella Girls.
>>2620472Brian...
>>2620452>Let's say I draw Uma x Trainer smuWell there's your first mistake
>>2620452just do it like this >>2618578You don't even really see him
>decent run with med S bricks itself senior summer with dogshit trainings, can't cap stats with how bad it went>random fast learner event after summer just to add insult to injuryAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2620452I've read enough im@s doujinshi that a good-looking, near bishi OC but with muscles can work. Based if he's built like Zyzz or a strongman
Wow its been a really long time since I entered senior year with less than 500 speed
What color is Dober's hair?
Give me an OP uma
>>2620511yeah I saw that tweet too it's purple
>>2620522Dia
>>2620522HAPPY MEEK
>>2620524Dia is a good one I got it
>>2620522Next time brianbros..... next time....
>>2620527I'm biding my time until Blaze gets closer to propagandize
Spending the night playing Wolf Quest with Brian
>>2620471yeah, the real stego would deliberately lose races just to piss off the audience that bet on him
Leo Sprint CM room?86949205
>>2620541Ain't nobody got time for that
>>2620541i'll try to get something done soon, my TT umas are terrible
I almost want to spend money to see some lewd tickezohttps://litter.catbox.moe/yfzagrs18ou59n60.png
How long does it take to bake a thread?
>>26205535 minute cooldown if you never did it before I think
>>2620553In theory, nothing. You could just post a picture with a random uma with "uma musume" somewhere and it would be okay except for OP autists.
I need the crop of El CP's mask if someone has it.Also, which umas are the various danchous currently cheating on?
>>26205416/9
>>2620558Rumor has it oy neigh's danchou has dropped Suzuka for Spe but you didn't hear it from me
I got it20 secs
>>2620558I've been keeping tabs on /v/ma danchou.He's back with Taiki right now, but a little rumor has it he's... c o n s i d e r i n g a new mistress.
>>2620568>>2620568>>2620568Move
>>2620541Don't worry I'm watching the worlds biggest chimpout right now including the ref.
>it's STILL not archivedThe fuck, did we do something to piss off the mod?
