>Cancer cupRegistration begins Jun 21, 2026Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2616314
>>2620568you are taunting me with that sweaty Umamusume pic
Last thread was so good we should have more newmas OP
You have been visited by the Sleepo Windy of Max Comfiness.Comfy threads and fresh OC will come to you, but only if you reply "Gokigen, Windy!" to this post!
This artist is a king
I think this might be the worst run I've ever had in MANT that wasn't a mid-run glue. 2* speed 2* medium which might be decent in GL since apparently speed sparks are needed there to hit cap, and she has a Tail Held High spark, but no groundwork sadly.
>>2620573Gokigen, Windy!
Reposting 869492058694920586949205Leo
Anyone running dia?
Post the WORST casual fit
>>2620582Ryan's is fucking awful
What are (YOU) doing for CM16?
>>2620585Losing.
How many bongs and bings until the live?
>>2620573GOKIGEN WINDY
>>2620585I'll probably just keep her as a late and pray
>>2620575How does this even happen
>>2620582Do not look up Windy's shorts.
>>2620593But pace is the best position and she doesn't need sparks
>>2620575Congratulations, you've felt a fraction of the pain I feel every time I boot up the game.And I have good cards.
>>2620598Sweepbro...
>>2620597yeah but like I did 4 King runs trying to make a sprint grandparent to make a Taiki sprint parent and it didn't hit the sprint spark even once so I decided I was over it and I'd just borrow a sprint parent and use whatever Ryan I have lying around
Pace or front bakushin? Pace was better last sprint CM
>>2620594No rainbows lined up during training turns, I don't think there was one single good summer training other than one power that gave +60 after the anklet and megaphone.
>>26205853 paces, two of which I'll probably gutsmaxx since Taiki and Oguri have easy growths for it. Maybe I'll do it for Brian as well, but I'm waiting for Throne to see how manageable it'll be.
Are backliners just cucked?
>>2620610As a concept? Yeah.
>triple pace and triple front every lobbyBoy its gonna be a shit show
>>2620611Th-Thanks....
>>2620613Only relevant accel for backliners is Pump or gambling on OYL so yea
>0.5 anni: SmaruMeta>1st anni: KitaMeta>1.5 anni: Smart Falcon (GL)Meta>2nd anni: Mr CB Meta>2.5 anni: NTRLong FCM merchant>3rd anni: DuraMeta>3.5 anni: GentildonnaMeta>4th anni: OrfevreMeta>4.5 anni: Still Meta>5th anni: Almond EyeMeta WHAT WENT WRONG
>>2620616OYL works well im pretty sure.
I'm off to bed. You yuros better behave yourself while I'm gone. No baiting!
>>2620620yeah but I don't have nattie so I can't borrow throne if I go for OYL
>>26206185head
>>2620618NTR is too pure for meta shenanigans.
>>2620621No promises
>>2620624No, this is.
>>2620629STIMULATE YOUR SENSES
>>2620618>MaruDominant force>KitaLess dominant but still amazing performance>FalcoDominant force>CBTriple crown and dominant force>NTRGot ass beat by Opera>DuraThe other half of Kita, also insane if not dominant>DonnaDominant force, especially as a mare>OrfevreDominant force>StillTriple Tiara even if she started to job after>AIOH MY 9 G1sChecks out tee bee ech
>>2620620OYL does not work well, it's just less bad because a short track means it's less likely to fire late
>>2620633Why did still go insane again?
i have no borrows and i must grind
Are they revealing the 5.5 newma today?
>>2620633>Less dominantKita won 7 G1 and almost every senior medium/long G1 except Takarazuka Kinen
>>2620640Who did he lose it to?
>>2620639No, 5.5 is in AugustIt's new scenario time now
86949205Join for glorious sprintcasino
>>2620646Oh I forgot that jp does 3 scenarios a year now, I wonder how that affects our acceleration.
>>2620645Kita and Dura both lost (the top 3 were within the same tenth of a second)
Which horses left are anni or half anni material anyway?
>>2620637Funny answer is because she saw her jockey's wife, actual answer is because she's an inbred fuck from the Sundayman and his cursed genetics>>2620640Yea, I don't mean to downplay Kita, just he had the misfortune of having Duramente in his generation so he was less dominant until Dura was forced into an early retirement, so there's always the question of "what if" since Dura beat Kita in all 3 meetings.
>>26206476/9 bring sprint bring tt
>>26206543x3 inbred is not THAT crazy I think
>>2620659Uhh
>>2620659It literally doubles health defects.
>>2620568It would cost me $440 to commission him to do a sweaty Uma of my choice. Now it's really not the price that gets me but he said it wouldn't be done until October. I am not a patient man I don't want to wait 4 months for a commission so unfortunately there will be no sweaty Kawakami.
>>2620659>>2620662It's called Line Breeding. The europeans do it.
There will be no gib for the actual 1st anniversary...
>>2620664As a person who commissions other stuff, I wouldn't wait that long at that price either.
>>2620664Is 400 bux enough to spark a banner if you were to p2w?
>>2620665Clearly Japan does as well, but it's also pretty clearly gambling on the health of the offspring to have 2 of his 4 grandparents be half siblings, and Halo was not a mentally sound horse nor Sunday Silence to begin with a healthy track record on that front.
>>2620670I think it's one spark but I forget the math exactly
>>2620672
>>2620677I mean, if you're gonna gamble on producing a G1 winner out of the thousands of race horses born every year in just JP, I understand doing it, but you can't also be surprised when you get an asylum patient as the result even if they're a really good runner.
>>2620670No clue but if rather have that artist draw my waifu than spark a banner but the wait is just too much.
Is PP/ISW useful on paces at all? Of course I never get either to spark on my fronts but Oguri gets both...
This is probably a question for /uma/... but why is Hishi Ama shipped with Fuji?
>>2620651Daring Tact (undefeated triple tiara)Apapane (triple tiara, Kaneko horse)Liberty Island (triple tiara)Contrail (undefeated triple crown)Deep Impact (triple crown, Kaneko horse)Then there's some double crown horses, won't bother listing them. Others to consider:Equinox (6 G1 win streak, undefeated year, highest internationally rated Japanese horse, Hall of Fame)Maurice (arguably Japan's strongest miler)Lord Kanaloa (arguably Japan's best sprinter, Almond Eye's sire, Hall of Fame)
>>2620681You'd rather have Shrewd Step, PP has the problem of forcing you against the rail which prevents you from getting around a blocking uma in the initial traffic jam
>>2620682I mean, they're dorm leaders.
>>2620679I wish that was the case with Halter Quarterhorses and HYPP. And in Thoroughbreds its tolerated for the same reason, and if it ends up a loser, well...
>>2620686What if I also have Shrewd Step?
Is there ever another SR card that is meta after MANT? Feels like race bonus is the only thing that makes any of them worth considering. That and ayabe having unique training spreads. I'm wondering if i wanna use my SR limit break crystals or keep hoarding. Like whats the future use case for them besides completionism / trickling your TT boost% another 0.03%?
QRD on why I should be getting Groundwork on Pacers?
>>2620685I would add to that list Just a way, Deep Impact, Forever Young
>>2620647TT umas battle for 1st! Suzuka was amazing as solo front there
>>2620682They're both responsible for tard wrangling umas for their respective dorms so I imagine they frequently contact each other for various things. It doesn't have a lot of material to work with (at least for global) as a ship but you can fill in the blanks if you're creative enough.
>>2620693Early race is very important to secure a good position
>>2620689I'd rather spend the SP on double circling shit then gambling on PP all the moreso since Shrewd will accelerate you and you don't want PP jamming you into someone's ass>>2620690El Speed, Seiun Wit are both usable, but if you've got a MLB SSR in the slot, even old ones will be better then a MLB SR so you'd run Kita when training El once L'Arc El comes out, for example instead of a SR. Once Ramonu comes out, you should have a 4 MLB SSRs of your own between Kita, FineMo, Tachyon, Maru, and Ramonu, and then you've got scenario tax and borrow for a 6 SSR deck.
>>2620695Races and sparks for curren?
I managed to find just one (1) opponent that was understammed and caused her to lose her spurt. Unsure how the actual CM will go since room matches know what they're doing. How important is it that I rebuild with all 4 Hesitant's?
>>2620695
>>2620702Most XOguris you run into are going to be paces so you probably want it
>>2620648New scenario every 2.5 months
>>2620705Wtf why did they speed it up so much?
>>2620707Imagine if we were still at Unity right now
>>2620700
>>2620707No, JP gets new scenarios every 4 months. Global is going at roughly 1.4 times speed so we'd get scenarios about that quickly.
I DONT WANT TO GUTSMAX AGAIN
>>2620710Oh wow this was thorough, thank you!
>>2620712>>2620710
>>2620709>>2620711I thought they got new scenarios every 6 months and we got them every 4 months
>>2620710Lmao you are not winning a single race with Medium C, sorry, you got lucky but anyone who wants to replicate this should not bother at all
>>2620716They sped up Japan to every 4 months last year.
>>2620716It used to be every 6 months in JP but now it's every 4 months since 3rd anni
>>2620718>you are not winning a single race with Medium CAnon? Mediums are statchecks. I've done that too
>>2620718You just gotta speedmax. Medium C is -20% speed so just be 20% oversped
>>2620721>>2620722Good fucking luck
>>2620723That was pretty iconic for the horse so I do hope they include that bit in her campaign
>>2620718You can absolutely do medium C anon. My TT nishino is medium C
>>2620722It's actually effectively -36% to the Speed stat. Just be very cognizant about over-training Speed.
>>2620725Thanks don't need it though.
>>2620730Mediums are stamchecks anyway. They're easy to clear.
Rare Daisca footage. Looks like she's bullying the other horsehttps://x.com/2007doubletiara/status/2068038101096624457
>>2620734What a fucking BITCH vodka could NEVER
>>2620731Those stats suck
I'm surprised Air Shakur isn't seeing success in Rooms. Her skills seem very well suited to the track. >Mile EOh I see, that's a huge deterrent to even try.
>>2620739Parent run
>>2620741I've been doing that all of MANT, I don't have her though.
>>2620734Yep she pinned her ears back and went for a weak bite but Queen Spu wanted none of that. >>2620738And she'll never!
>>2620728Nope
>"It's doable bro, look I have examples">"No way fag"Like I never left /v/
>>2620750I know nothing about her but that also might'ave helped her win.
>>2620752Don't you love it?
>Update hachimi>Shit starts crashing my gameFFS
>>2620759Maybe you need to do a reinstall?
>>2620759Known bug, stick with 25.4
WHERE ARE THE fun races?
>>2620759>>2620764Wait, I just started using Hachimi 3 days ago and it was crashing my PC version sometimes. Thought it was my computer being potato. Should I downgrade?
>>2620766I can reenact the missed British or US races.
I watched the backrooms and had fun, which umas would do best in the backrooms?
>>2620774Isn't it obvious?
>>2620767What version?
So who is tronger TM Opera O or her NY version? I now somehow have both
Great to Awful in 1 turn. 3rd race. I won. I had energy.Honestly the most disappointing thing was the tether hint.
>beat a 3.8k sp XOguri Yep, think I'm done with CM15 now
>>2620780Tronger? But shes my trainee!NY version, i believe
>>262076725.4 is pretty stable
>>2620779Judging by the dates, I was using 26.0
What are the benefits of hachimi?
>>2620780Basepera is really strong with evolved skills, NY opera is a long focused uma but you'll be using her rn for oshigaming
>look up hishi miracle after the previous thread OPThat IRL lore is fucking insane, she'll be the second one I roll for because I love the horse that much.
>>2620780One is better at Mediums and the other is better at longs. NY version also has a stronger unique in theory. However, OG verison's unique is deceptively easy to trigger and works very well with a late.I never seriously tried using NY Opera as a Late because it always goes off in career but in theory it should be hard to pull off against strong trainers.
>>262079026.0 is fine. It is 26.1 that crashes.
>>2620792You get access to 120 fps and hyper skip
>>2620774Umm bro, you're not suppose to have fun watching the backrooms. Tik Tok told me that.
>>2620795All I know is I wanna throw her into the deep end of the pool and block the ladder
>>2620752>bro I got lucky once with dogshit stats you should definitely try it broThere are easier ways to get someone to kill their clock reserve
>>2620807You wouldn't...
>>2620774Cafe is the only uma that would 100% survive them fine
Who's your favorite forgotten globalma?
>>2620813Ill never forget her, although it seems the majority did, regrettably
>>2620813If she was a favorite she wouldn't be forgotten.
>>2620813No uma is forgotten, but for me its eishin flash, she's my oshi, won me plat and I really, really want to use her again
>>2620820Milelets are truly the most oppressed race
Did the clanker only race happen? I was looking forward to that
>>2620774Had a lot of fun too! I think Helios would Lowkirknuely do fine since she is zoomermaxxed and probably knows all the lore and secrets from watching all the videos and tiktoks about backrooms lore and the original Kane ParSONs series (including Oldest View)
>>2620820Funnily enough Eishin is in the newest promotional art on JP, along with a spe and a fuck ton of newmas.
>>2620818/v/ma WON is actually pretty cool, I hope she spooks me
>>2620811What game are these crying creatures from again
There's a G1 in England tomorrow. Is any UK anon going to host it?
Not sure if anyone remembers my charts, but I made one for old times’ sake for the Sprint Cup. Who are you going to train? It's crazy how many more options we have this time arround
>>2620844Which G1?
>>2620845Not worth it since you need to account for mile and medium sparks too since MANT is a pile of dogshit
>>2620846Queen Elizabeth II (England)
>>2620834Based, good luck to you>>2620830I still hold the opinion that the best iteration of backrooms was the original one (the greentext i guess), but when people started adding monsters and "more layers" it kinda ruined the whole idea>tfw actually a backrooms genwunner lmao
>>2620845And I just realized I forgot Rice and Adran. Goddammit, I’ll add them next time.
>>2620846Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee StakesSatono Reve is there.
>>2620852Kane thinks the same which is why his rendition only has 1 level and as few monsters as possible, his is more about the horror of being lost in there and the rooms themselves. Don't worry though, Hollywood saw the success of the movie and learnt the worst lesson possible so they are going to the source for new movie ideas. Reddit lmao
>>2620845Sprint CM is probably the most laborious in terms of pink spark preparation. 10 Sprint Sparks is probably the easiest to achieve. It's the ones that need Mile and Medium fixing that are hell.
>>2620807I'm not even just talking about the hatred of swimming>3x G1 winner, never one a single goddamn G2 or G3, and had to do his debut race 10 times before winning>loses terribly if he doesn't win>Kikuka sho:>late register and had a 37% chance of even being in the race at all>No Reason bucked Take out of the gate, removing the favorite to win>front runner gassed not only himself, but almost the entire pack>Had the Tenno Sho Spring and Takarazuka Kinen gone for one second longer, would have lost to other surgers>absurdly lazy with training, not just water, but basic training too. Would try to buck is trainers >time traveling Ojisan put roughly 75k USD, on Hishi Miracle in Takarazuka Kinen (6th popular horse), so much money that he singlehandedly boosted Miracle's odds to 1.7 before going back down to 16.3, banking 1.2 MILLION USD off of one raceIt's keibakino, plain and simple.
>>2620859You don't need Sprint S btw. We didn't need it last time
>>2620845I'm running Flower+Bono and probably need some backliner as the third. I might just throw in Hishi Amazon, she's been my oshi pick for several CM's.
>>2620853unforgivable
>>2620842Trickal, the creature is called Speaki.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wft3jysWv8w
>>2620870Wow that other saint lady is a giant bitch.
>>2620860>time traveling Ojisan put roughly 75k USD, on Hishi Miracle in Takarazuka Kinen (6th popular horse), so much money that he singlehandedly boosted Miracle's odds to 1.7 before going back down to 16.3, banking 1.2 MILLION USD off of one race>It's keibakino, plain and simple.That's crazy and umazing
>>2620871I saw a different video with more context a bit ago, and IIRC, Speaki wasted the fuck out of your time and antagonized her prior, which is why she got so frustrated.
>>2620870Oh yeah, Doto gets bitten too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JK1pzxlT4
:OBROS?
>>2620873It goes deeper. >Also known as “Uncle 200 Million Yen”>He successfully bet on multiple GI races in 2003, and used all the money he won to bet on Hishi Miracle in the 2003 Takarazuka Kinen.>He bet on Win Kluger at the 2003 NHK Mile Cup with 50,000 yen ($300 USD), then on Neo Universe at the 2003 Japanese Derby with 500,000 yen. He got 1.3 million in return from both races.>He then bet on Agnes Digital at the 2003 Yasuda Kinen with the 1.3 million, and got 12.22 million in return.>Finally, he bet on Hishi Miracle with that 12.22 million at the 2003 Takarazuka Kinen, temporarily boosting Hishi Miracle’s odds to 1.7. In the end Hishi Miracle’s odds increased to 16.3, but he won the race, and Uncle Miracle got 199 million yen in his pocket>Nobody has ever come forward claiming to be Uncle Miracle since then. According to eyewitness testimony, he appeared to look like a salaryman in his 30s.This fucker turned $300 into $1.2m
This is the most score I've had in classic year. I'm trying to triple race as much as possible, even quad raced before summer. I think I'll get even more in senior at this pace.
I LIKE DAIWA SCARLET!
>>2620884>Meanwhile friendships are green at most and training facilities level 2
>>2620886I like all the off-model art of her. It's very sexy and appealing.
>>2620883I can see the time traveller angle now
>>2620883Now that makes me wonderWhat if Wurttemberg won that race against Croix?
>>2620889I say this, but i never post it here>>2620886Where the FUCK are these guys from dude?
Daiwa Scarlet is quite literally a butterface, her body is great but her face and hair are so disgusting I'd need to put a bag on her head
>>2620860>>time traveling Ojisan put roughly 75k USD, on Hishi Miracle in Takarazuka Kinen (6th popular horse), so much money that he singlehandedly boosted Miracle's odds to 1.7 before going back down to 16.3, banking 1.2 MILLION USD off of one raceWhat a fucking guy
>>2620887friendships all oranged mid summer. Admittedly the summer was mostly wasted but the statline is on the edge of tollerable right now at Jan 1 Senior. 628 414 539 396 685.you're correct tho, speed and wit are lv 2. Just gonna keep racing and hope I get decent options on my off turns and enough mood control and cures to sustain the pace.
>>2620878Oh thats a really solid grandparent
>>2620878>2* front runnerI'm so sorry.
>>2620900seems like itd be a solid parent too for any courses that pasa doesn't work in(Probably a personal bias since all of my current parents are ultra dogshit)
>>2620860>>2620873>>2620897he made more money betting on hishi miracle than hishi miracle's owner made from actually winning the race.
>>2620902NTA but front S is the only style S that's actually pretty goodobviously distance S matters the most but I'd personally rate front S over turf S
>>2620893https://youtube.com/watch?v=lfcO8SR1T5c&t=735I had to watch this at 2x speed because I wasn't interested in watching a show I didn't even know about 3 seconds ago.
Yo, I quit during the kitasan rerun. How are you guys doing? Is the game good right now?
>>2620812
>>2620909no, but it will be ok in exactly one month.
>>2620907Agreed, I aim for diatance and front s
>>2620845I feel like if you are not playing one of these you are trolling yourself in the career
>>2620909It's currently the most hated scenario in the history of the game, but the scenario's over in about a month.
>>2620916This image is too much please knock it down a notch
>>2620914Dia-tan S!
>>2620915This is falco erasure
>>2620918Agreed you can kinda see it.
Who here running fronts for sprint
>>2620915So triple front is>RUN BOURBON, ZENSKY AND SUZUKA OR YOU'RE BRICKED
>>2620923Building some evil ass parents right now.
>sprint parentsLol, why do you torture yourself like that? Turf is more than enough
>>2620926Red Maru doesn't have an ult and summer needs to take a heal to have one
>>2620923We (yes, we) are
>>2620845Isn't this sprint CM kind of an unstoppable frontfest?A&S works in the CM and plancha doesn't, I wanted to use Taiki but I'm worried she's just gonna be perma-cucked out of her own unique
i...i like vodka
>>2620929>believing this in june 2026Sprint S matters now, there's better access to accels, mid race and stats. It's literally a new era
>>2620926>
>>2620930Yeah I realized I forgot about falcon, my bad gang. I don't have her
>>2620927Whenever I hear people are making specific parents for a specific CM type I just am baffledI'm still trying to make one passable generalist parent and I'm a fucking day 1 player, how absurd is your luck?
>>2620933Taiki will be fine. She'll be a good pick other than lacking gold skills
>>2620933Unrestrained also has a decent chance of hitting well
>>2620940Are Thermonuclear bombs real?
>>2620940Parent farming is UNIRONICALLY not that bad>Grab failed ace with good whites and pinks>borrow a cracked parent to use as a grandparent>throw runs at the wall until you get a usable parent
>>2620941If fronts take SVF pace is fucked bro
>>2620940>how absurd is your luck?The majority of us settle for 'good enough'. I haven't had a truly good homemade parent since a 7* power 8* long Mejiro Ryan that's now outclassed due to MANT. >>2620945>Grab failed ace with good whites and pinksWay easier said than done.
>>2620942I would say it has ~60% of doing something
>>2620945>just get luckyalright man lol
>>2620946I'm not gonna join rooms here becausr it's full of subhuman Front metaniggers who want to steal Pace skills, the can choke on my anus
>>2620685>
I HATE DOMINATORS
>>2620951
Also worth mentioning that summer maru card releases before the sprint CMAppropriate to have the final CM of this scenario to be a giga-frontfest since that's all next scenario
>>2620945>>2620949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
>>2620945>just do hundreds of runs with nothing to show for it
>>2620949El farming is straight up the worst thing in this game, your mileage may vary.
>>2620956Actually listening to these lyrics is making me realize they're very appropriate to Uma Musume and now I'm very sad.
>>2620955Bros... Maruzensky's retirement from CMs...I'm gonna miss her... she's so hot and also funny too... I don't wanna replace her with Suzuka...
>>2620962Maruzensky is still part of THE META, she's just moving seats from the ace chair to a support chair.You're gonna have to get used to Suzuka, she is genuinely good forever, this was unironically the only scenario that slows her down
Do you have yo attach smut to every single one of your posts?
>>2620845I hope that 2 kilobytes is actually good and that people weren’t just gaslighting me
https://litter.catbox.moe/vqwmtecnp78tqooa.pngI wish I was more productive at this. Oh well, a very basic layout will do for now.
>>2620951I put MPB and Pump on my paces now, it's that bad. But they never know what hit them, until I run into a 6 front room in which I reach a situation where I literally have a 0% chance to win and I crash, burn and horribly die.
>>2620968Flower goes kinda crazy tbhdesu.
>>2620968the last time I used her for mile it was uh, not impressiveKinda feels like flower is a huge gaslight, I'm feeling really skeptical of all those parent tier lists in japan putting her at the top unless her unique gets buffed or something
>>2620845Okay, but how hard is it going to be to train Urara for this?
>>2620972>>2620973the duality of anonymous
>>2620966I don't mind suzuka, fronts don't scare me. Plus, she's cool and cute.
>>2620971It's not fucking fair, Skills that activate below second should not work on Fronts, that would instantly fix the game
>>2620975You'll do a lot of gluing and wasting TPs. Your run is decided within the first inspiration
>>2620970Can i lewd her? Please, tell me i can.
>>2620966>spoilerI thought Runaway was disabled on L'arc too
>>2620968My mediocre one won a few of the fun races, she's very good in a balanced room. The issue is we're in an era that directly opposes balanced rooms. Fronts are way too dominant and it pushes most of the other positions out. Only XOguri can really compete, and Ends on tracks where spurt works.
>>2620983I mean, by L'Arc fronts are already slowing down, plus runaway was never a problem in JP with some very few exceptions like christmas palmer iirc.
>>2620935It doesn't lmao, did Sprint races suddenly become longer? No, the stats will be basically the same as the last time because stamina doesn't matter and guts is still a meme, only with more skills now. But please go ahead and keep wasting your time with useless farming, it's gonna make my win much easier
>>2620970Does this mean I should make skills and aptitudes for mine too, even if mine is a lazy effort?
I have a questionSloptubers are REALLY REALLY giving conflicting info about summer golshi's unique. If you only have one gold skill, can it go off twice with the use of her inherited unique or no?
>>2620995The first tip is to stop watching Youtuber faggots. We are all smarter and better at the game here
>>2620997I'm not
>>2620995Only if it is a skill that could fire twice and is off cooldown
>>2620995No, if you're making a debuffer you'd need dominator and that one mile debuff gold skill I'm forgetting the name of
>>2620982I will attempt to include lewds, but the lewds will have to come after the initial release.>>2620994IF you feel like it! I will gladly do it myself if you don't, but this will make my life that much easier.If I don't wipe any of these, I'm going to have to come up with at least a dozen unique /v/mas, on top of somehow coming up with aptitudes and skills for the pre-existing /v/mas.This entire project started because someone gave aptitudes and race history.
>>2620995It activates a gold that hasn't activated yet regardless of requirements
>>2620997the raw irony of people immediately posting conflicting information right after this posthalf this general are a bunch of pussies afraid of a pair of boobs unironically bragging about being in group B
>>2621006I might just do it then just for the hell of it, eventually.
>>2621012>afraid of a pair of boobsSorry that you can't spam your smut here, we actually enjoy talking about the game. What a way to self-report
>>2621008Sooo... you would want the gold skill to go off naturally first...?
>>2621012t. one of those retarded youtubers
Fuck this game man. Why is it so hard to just give me WHAT’S ON THE FUCKING BANNER YOU NIGGERS!!!!
>>2621016increasing irony since every post ITT complaining about "smut" has been the off-topic posts while the ever so horrid posts were talking about the game. Like you're actually a living parody
>>2621022Two Biwas? Nice.
>>2620970Holy shit can you fags stop setting Litterbox to 1h? Actually stop using that altogether, catbox works again
>>2621024The post can be as on-topic as you want, the image completely detracts from it, it's our way of doing things and you have to respect it. Otherwise go back
>>2621022enjoy your 5 stars
>>2620995it's literally any random golds that hasn't been used or arent on cooldown.
>>2621026No, I already have Biwa. You dont know how much it fucking hurts to see those two holographic gates only to get cucked by this BIG HEADED BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUU
>>2621022Mmm, 2 Hayahides
>>2621022You've been marked, you are her property now.
>>2621020It can't activate a gold skill again if it has already activated before and cannot refreshSo when using a Dominator + Keen Eye debuffer, you want to >Have 564 win the 50/50 and activate Keen Eye if it hits before late-raceor>Have Dominator activate so 564 can only activate Keen Eye
>>2621029>our>weYou're never gonna make this work man
>>2621022Tfw too intelligent
So who is the bigger math nerd, Biwa or Shakur?
>>2621027>1hrWell, it works on my end so far.>stop using that altogetherNo I'm partially ashamed by my own work, ESPECIALLY that particular image because it's just a placeholder layout.
>>2621036okay so you DO want both dominator and keen eye, got it, thanks
>>2621041Looks cool, what is it?
>>2621012Unironically true, there's a reason first rate and third rate stuck as a term.Anyway, You can reproc the same gold skill but it needs to be off cooldown.
>>2621039Shakur literally built a whole predictive analytical machine that, without our influence, is literally 1:1 accurate to reality.Biwa by far.
>>2621032I feel you, anon, I got a triple rainbow gate one time and every single one was a fucking DUPE
>>2621037Lurk more newbro
Did anyone else get a mobile notification about CM sign ups? It jumpscared my ass. The sign-ups haven't even started, it was straight up wrong
>>2621047>PicrelSTOP DOING THIS! Youre giving her brain damage! Lord knows she gets enough of it from headbutting trees
>>2621039Biwa is math and physics, Shakur is programming and lighter math
>>2621052It was like that during CM14 too. I wonder if they messed something up behind the scenes.
>>2621052Yeah, it also happened last CMDunno why Cygames hasn't fixed this yet
>>2620989>did Sprint races suddenly become longer?Bruh, It's a 300 meter late race with access to better acccels to every position. Last CM everyone had to use plancha and mummy for paces for example, now there's access to shooting and budding blossom, more than double the accel value, fronts didn't even have angling for the spring CM. I don't know if you're trolling or if you straight up missed the last thread. But you're confidently wrong, like very wrong
>>2621047Why does her white streak look like a buttplug
>>2621053Well she better get back to headbutt training because I will keep posting that image until she spooks me!
>>2621058I find that usually the most confident anons are also the most wrong ones.
>>2621058Sprint S won't be necessary, but I'm not gonna stop my enemies from making a mistake, go ahead, do whatever you want
>>2621054which is more useful
>>2620997>We are all smarter and better at the game hereSadly, we're not
>>2621063>Anon provides reasoning and evidence>you are wrong cuz I said so????
>>2621065There are a lot of third rates who think they are first rates.
>>2621066I trust my own experience rather than baseless conjectures. You can farm that shit if you want too, I'm gonna win either way
God i hate machicos voice
>>2620997The youtuber scene of uma genuinely is sad, it sucks because I wouldn't mind listening to some people yap about the game but the options are simply rancid>nasally ULTRA THICK SEA accents>misinformation galore, not even bad opinions just shit that is straight up wrong>Actual AI voices to larp as a girl >clueless fuckers clearly reading gametoraAt this point someone reading fanfics about kissing el condor pasa would be better content than what uma youtubers puke out
>>2621070NTA but eh, as long as you don't gaslight others idc if you brick yourself
>>2621064It's easier to teach programming to a physicist or mathematician than math to a programmer. Math is everywhere
>>2621071I wish I could have sex with Machico, she's pretty cute. I would make her do the Teio voice while doing it. I bet she's done it before.
Yeah I just blew a bunch of carats for no reason, but cant take it to spark or else I wont have enough to roll tachyon twice. if after two sparks and I get none I’ll just see that as a sign to uninstall. I dont trust it not to fuck me, not one bit.
Anyone got the link to the live?
>>2621043Have you ever played eraUma? Imagine that, but you get to assemble a team of /v/machan, and that's it. That's my goal with this.This right here is the HEAVILY work in progress main-game screen, where most of the action takes place. I've already got a better UI design in mind, I just ran my mental energy dry before I could implement it, and I've got bigger fish to fry at the moment.
>>2621080https://live.bilibili.com/h5/5901011From umajp
>>2621078>just blew a bunch of carats for no reasonBut she won't be out for at least a year
>>2621073I really don't get how there is so much misinfo when there are 2 other servers that already went trough the same shit. For some reason global chooses to follow old irrelevant JP guides from 5 years ago. Also, how come there are literally 0 KR/CN sloptubers doing english guides? Seems like a really easy way to become known fast since you already have a massive advantage over everyone else.
>>2621080Seconding this
>>2621081which uma cares about cup holders? couldn't be doto
>>2621070....your own experiences on CM9? A fucking sprint where most people were rocking 0.1 accel? Instead of the 0.4 now?
>>2621088just let him be retarded anon
>>2621084There is a KR sloptuber, and sadly he's one of the most popular ones.He literally just made a video telling you to pick up hesitant skills from R rudolph.
>>2621088you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to fish
>>2621085See>>2621082
>>2621087Probably would be Doto. Took one look at the DVD R/RW drive and went "o-oh, cup holder!"
>Second summer two single rainbows, four whistles effectively making it six whole turns of no shows>Last three trainings two more single rainbows and three more blown whistles with three no showsThis was a shit post but it could’ve been something
Did the stream die for anyone else?
MAN DOWN
>>2621084>>2621073Part of me kind of wishes I did try to become an uma-tuber, I know how to use live2d from helping out an indie vtuber friend, would have made myself toreinaI don't have an offensive accent and love to talk about Uma, but then I wouldn't really post here anymore since I would probably end up becoming an obnoxious faggot and try to ""subtly"" advertise my channel, so maybe in the end it's better I didn't
Its dober, rice villain got him
>>2621088It's still too short
>>2621082the chink disappeared
IM GONNA SAY ITFUCK CHINKS
>>2621081>Have you ever played eraUma?Nope, barely even know what that is
>>2621099I was gonna say something snarky but you know what, have a great day anon. Have fun in group B
>>2621101My exact thoughts. He's not even streaming the video anymore, just the audio.
>>2621090He should change his format and advertise he's KR more. Last time I checked his channel some time ago he was backtracking some guide he made so that made me avoid his channel thinking he was some global retard trying to be VF 2.0. I'll check some of his newer stuff I guess,
Who /comfy/ here
>>2621101Figuratively, yes, but please don't do it for real, they're hideous.
>>2621104Eat my plat, faggot
>>2621106I was trying to explain how you shouldn't watch his channel, his content is really shit
>>2621111I have 10
Well I have SIX plats! Eat THAT!Three were smart falcon so I'm still happy
>>2621113Cool, I'll have 1 more after Leo
>>2621116Lol, not any of those anons but falco brought it home for me for like 4 CMs. Shes crazy
>>2621109I'm the angriest I've ever been this year right now, I feel like I want to murder somebody, anyone
>>2621116>>2621120>won 3 CMs with falco>she lost the fucking drit CMthis game is funny
Aye, I found a working linkThe Game
>>2621103It's basically just uma but turns are one-week instead of two, EVERY skill is accessible from the start, and you get to fuck the horses.
>>2621121
https://kick.com/kronaltHere
I saw Kris' VA and now I think I'm gay. Is that normal?
>>2621121Why, it's a comfy night
>>2621126I am so angry I feel like I could punch her, not kill her though
>>2621080>>2621085https://rentry.co/re-streamEssential idolfagging link
>>2621130Cesario would say this
Its fucking crazy that machico actuallt just sounds like that
>>2621131It's not night for me and I'm seething at many things right now
>>2621123>won zero long plats with Tama, hell I haven't even won a long plat at all>but I won the sprint plat with her
>>2621130I'm a huge mommyfag and then found out creek's VA literally does mommy ASMR and damn near had an out-of-body experience, so you can gay it up anon, some VAs just "get" you
BEEP BOP I WUV MACHICO BEEP BOP
>>2621137Remielle? Wussat?
>>2621143Share with the class my good man
>>2621141>sprint tamai'd love to see a replay if you saved it, sounds hilarious
>>2621141Funniest shit ever
>bought shifting gears on accident>on a late vodka:(
>>2621124No...
>>2621127Who are these whomas? Is there anyone I should care about?
>>2621153why do so many mile skills sound like racecar things while medium skills sound like EPIC JRPG FINAL ATTACKS
>>2621155>whomas>look inside >oldmas
>>2621041Alright, I don't even know if you'll use my meme MS Paint drawing but I grew more attached to her than I like to admit so I did a bit more.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE WIND
>>2621157Tell me who
I kind of wish Uma had an English announcerI'd never want the game to be dubbed but come on, you have to admit being able to toggle some ultra southern sounding cowboy announcer would be hysterical
>>2621151I record my CM wins, sprints are barely short enough that it fits on regular Catbox proper too which is funny.https://files.catbox.moe/x4084c.mp4
>>2621161Only if he has unique commentary
>>2621157One is opera at least.
>>2621158Oh this is very detailed and I love some of the concepts, add it to the excalidraw
Who is Machico?
>>2621158lowkirkenuinely kino
>>2621168Machico is Teio's VA, she just sorta sounds like that at all times.
>>2621168My wife
WAIT IS THAT KRIS S
>>2621155>>2621157I see Opera, Buena Vista, Almond Eye, Agnes Digital
>>2621171Pretty big singer too iirc, she did was also one of the idolmasters.
>>2621160I've identified Almond Eye, Opera, Digitan, Kris S, Buena Visa and I thin Yamanin Zephyr?So at least two oldmas.
>>2621162>pace promote bakushin that looks like they should easily win who loses horribly>a fucking air groove somehow almost winning>Tama winning with 0 acceleration and just speed carryover since OYL went off way too lategod sprints are such a clusterfuck, I love it, thanks anon
>>2621143Nigger, the source
>>2621178>a fucking air groove somehow almost winningThe janny was on demon time dude, don't underestimate the empress
>>2621173IT IS FUCK IM GAY
What's (You)r favorite uma song anon?
This shit stream is constantly buffering
>>2621185go this way ez
>>2621185Tracen Ondo, pearl version
>>2621176>she did was also one of the idolmasters.One of the main Million Lives, coincidentally enough with Rudolph.
>>2621186Lower the quality for less buffering
>>2621185Either Girl's Legend U or Voltage if we're not including solo songs.
>>2621165>>2621161>comin' round the bend there is sakooruh bakoo sheen, yeehaw!>we're on the homestetch folks, may-yanno top gun and may-jee-roh dough ber are neck and neck!>Woah there partner! Me homo bourbon had a late start!
>>2621185Brightest heart
>>2621185Winning the soul
its the song! its the song!
>>2621185Legend Changer.
>>2621195kekthis would be great
>>2621195Imagine THESE TWO with a deep southern drawl
>>2621191No nigga the guy who is pirating it is buffering constantly mine works fine
UMA IN AMERICA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oU
I SEE IT!!!!!NEWMA ANNOUNCED IS Deep Impact
Oh nice they brought out Casino Drive for this too
>>2621205Dude imagine
I love nepo babies!
I like this because nepo baby is my wife
>>2621185Yukoma Roman Junjo-ha is the BEST scenario song a mile above the next one
>>2621209Is this bitch unaware that having sunglasses indoors is very rude
Blame >>2587715 for kickstarting this project.>>2621158I don't know if I'm going to put the drawings themselves in the game, but I did plan to create description text based on the drawings for each uma, so the drawings were going to get used in some capacity either way. (The names I can't associate with drawings and choose to keep will instead be allocated for custom board-umas instead. Emerald Buffalo will probably end up being an /out/ uma, since her name refers to the buffalo clover.) By the ways, I really love your take. Hers eyes being clovers, like how the Sakuras have Sakura is really neat, and the reactive ahoge is great.
>>2621211You've never been to California. I wear my sunglasses at night too.
>>2621208>>2621209>probably my favorite uma design ever>not even out in JP yet so global wouldn't get to use her until 2030 (TWO THOUSAND THIRTY)
Which uma is the one with the little black and green hat? I can't figure it out.
The faggot streaming needs to get better internet
>>2621214.....Yanks are still up? Is yanko that much of a draw.
>>2621218Everyone wants a crumb of the yankomanko
>>2621218Howdy!it's only 2 on the west coast, it's late but it's also friday
Oh it was Loves Only You. I really like this song.
>>2621216Wuvs only you
>>2621185https://youtu.be/3HpRtRpjj1YIt's like a hug turned into a song.
If your uma isn't in this day 1, your uma is a whoma.
>>2621222OFF MODEL BOOBS STOP THIS SMUT
>>2621161>english announcers with the most stereotypical voices around>cowboy mcburgersteak>norf ingerlandman>some aussie cunt
>>2621222Ms paint scribbles are so funny
>Umas will NEVER EVER be real
She's struggling, not that obvious but its there.
>>2621226It's OC so it's ok, non-OC faces more scrutiny
>digitan freaking outkek
>>2621231Can't tell, how can you?
>>2621156Good question! I don't know. If I had to guess, the Mile theming is probably the fault of Maruzensky and they just kind of stuck to it, but I couldn't tell you who is at fault for the Medium theming.
I can't keep watching this, the guy on Kick has the worst internet connection I've ever seen, I hope his pagpag catches on fire
>>2621235Not hitting notes, shakiness, etc. All of them are doing it to an extent. I'm not counting needing to take breaths because that is a given during live performances (and not lip syncing).
Serious question do >we find digital attractive?
>>2621240If you don't you're legit a homo
>>2621240In game digital or VA? VA digital is preddy cute.
>>2621240>flat stick with a nice butt>extremely freaky>very pretty faceWhat's there not to like
>>2621239Yeah I can definitely tell Marche is struggling.
>>2621240
I feel bad for everything we've done to that puppet
>>2621244Her song is pretty nice though
Aside from the stream buffering every 30 fucking seconds, Digitan is doing much better than the other two.
>>2621244It's also because the song has her singing both in regular Marche's voice and the puppet's voice which causes extra strain when trying to replicate it live
WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT
She's really good and rocking the song.
what are you goons watchingthey announcing some new JP uma or something?
>>2621248How can some people still have such shit internet on 20 fucking 26
DigiCHADS gotta be one of the most universally respected posters
Uma concert, they usually announce something at the end as well.
>>2621254Isn't this guy in Japan? Doesn't matter how fast your internet is, he's streaming on Kick across continents...
>>2621253>>2621127Suggest doing lower quality to avoid some of the buffering.
>>2621253Seiyuu concert, Currently watching DIGIGOAT tear shit up. They usually announce stuff at the end.
It's as if I'm watching holofes all over again Good to know I'm still in my natural environment
HASHIRE HASHIRE MAKIBAOOOO
>>2621262What the fuck is th- never mind, don't wanna know.
Who are the 2 whomas on the right? Or who isnt Teio and Opera.
What do we think about THE FACE
>>2621265>Chiyono O>Whoma
>>2621266I unironically like machico's voice.
>>2621265Oh it's Calstone just a bad angle at first. >>2621266She's a good singer in that voice. She always does the voice well.
>>2621262Its like I'm still on the fun /vt/
>>2621270Guys please, don't bring any of that /vt/ shit here, that board is hardcore cancer
The Makibao collab was one of the best things ever, this song is great
Hashire wuz gud.
>>2621269>in that voiceI don't even remember Machico with any other voice.
Where daring tact
>>2621275Thats cuz it IS her voice
>>2621272It's idolshit anyway, therefore /vt/
>>2621265All the umas that have O in their name, like Makibao
>Americans will wake up this bullshitFunneh
>>2621281Finally its their turn to miss out on the fun shit.
Wonder how nervous the VAs gets, this looks pretty taxing mentally.
Did the new summer alts get announced?
Anyone have that gif of chiyo shooting lasers please and thank you
>>2621287Not yet
>>2621220That's the hour I usually have to stay up to to catch the best posts as a Yurofag, fuck you, it's not fair
>>2621287Think that will be during pakalive, this is a concert anons are watching
>>2621285depends on the VA I think. The newbies are nervous while vets like Opera O, Teio and Casino Drive VAs are more accustomed
Where's my wife bros....
>>2621291FUCK YOU! I have to stay up this late to get the best of the Yuroposting!
>>2621292Im hoping for a newma announcement like they did with red desire.
>>2621296Yuroposting is rarely ever good, you don't get our struggle
>>2621285>>2621294As this anon said and to an extent many Jap VAs are expected to do event stuff when wanted so they're not completely fish out of water at the worst. Think of like in early hollywood where every actresses was expected to act, sing, dance...and ride a horse.
>>2621298The only thing burgerposting has over yuroposting is quantity, which, unlike what Stalin famously said, is not a quality in of itself.
What the FUCK are you all doing?
>>2621302Fook off I just did a run.
>>2621302Idoruslop
>>2621302Alright, sell me on this bitch. What's up with her beyond having a pocket watch as a hairpiece and being really into Uma: Derby ?
>digitan currently only has two alts>stream attention seems focused on her VACould it be...
>>2621283It's 2:30 AM, I'm sure as hell not missing this.
>>2621301Not just that burgerposting is undeniably higher quality and more fun as well. No need to deny it
>>2621305Chrono is unironically THE /v/ma uma.
>>2621307El Hermanos dying of thirst....
>>2621312ENTER
>>2621309I actually enjoy posting with you guys though, and while it's not as high-traffic and therefore you can't get the more frantic events like the GOB vs FNC, it's not like these hours AREN'T fun.
>>2621313WTF BROS WHY IS MY MONITOR SHAKING
>>2621313>>2621312I miss Joe Capo...
>>2621185Blaze
>>2621313Which uma would he train?
>>2621307Doubt it considering the cast for the next Pakalive, although maybe she can get an individual alt like Blaze and Fukus full armor
Is this an avicii song?
>>2621319>PASABROS????BWIS???
>>2621318Base Haru Urara, everyone else would be too easy
>>2621318Duramente
ROBUSSY
Ah shit we're def /vt/ now.
FUARK I MISS AVICII AND 2010s EDM
>>2621325Idolfagging will end soon, we are just prepping for GL.
>>2621310Interesting. How so?
>>2621325isn't that board literally dead/abandoned
>>2621321High, near guaranteed chance of her getting a second alt, better question is, who will be the second summer uma
/v/ma - Virtual UmaTubers
MY NIGHT IS MADE EVEN IF ITS NOT THE RIGHT VAS
>>2621185My wifes song when itll come out ;_;
>>2621325Always been. I'm a refugee from /vt/ who left after the site hack.
My wife's Seiyuu is not gonna appear in one of these ever isn't she?
>>2621330I mean, she's just been an integral part of /v/ma culture. Like I'd argue she's the only uma that every single anon has a positive opinion on, but even beyond that. She's like THE lover of all things keiba.
>>2621332>>2621321>>2621319Jesus christ if summer pasa happens I apologize in advance for the sheer raw avalanche of el condor pasa titties I will post, that anti-boob guy is going to have a civil war with me
>>2621339Everyone (YES EVERYONE) will allow it
>>2621328what's up with fronts being more idol-coded than the other runner types?
>>2621339I think El Paizuri Pasa was the actual first piece of porn OC we got right?
>>2621153>Kyoto Kinen>apparently never won it>that's weird.png>not paying attention>posting to 4chan or some shit idfk>15th>wat.swf>replay>boxed in for literally the entire raceIT WAS A SET UP! THEY COORDINATED, I TELL YOU!
>>2621341They lead the way
honestly summer umas started off SUPER strong and slowly got worse over time, we need big larping mexican titties to save the summer alts
>>2621341Isn't the whole point of a front being alone ahead and being the focus of the race? That's some idol shit vs other styles being buried in the pack.
OBUHI AND THE CHUD
Why is Oguri so bad live?
HURRY UP ANNOUNCE SODASHI OR SOMETHING
Didn't expect both of them to show up.
>>2621347Meta wise i see lots of good ones
>>2621347With Tachyon they peaked again, she's the only one that looks hotter while showing less skin, she does things to me
>>2621347It's mad funny that mcqueen will be at capped alts this early into uma's life on global, there will be 3 mcqueens before marvelous sunday is even in the game at all......AND ALL THREE ARE AWFUL
>>2621347Many of them are pure sexo
>>2621358Goldshi's greatest prank
>>2621347Honestly Satono Crown and Vivlos aren't that different from Maru and Week, Tachyon has her titties out and Suzukas is less modest than McQueensI also like Jordans, I find it very cute anyone have the webm of its ult animation? I forgot to save it
don't lie, you will keep playing MANT when Grand Live gets released, right?
>>2621347Smaru is still probably the best, but Summer Jodran is very close second.
>>2621347I like most of these and genuinely don’t see what’s wrong with them.
>>2621347>Maruzensky>McCute>Bamboo>Suzuka>Flash>CrownAll are SEXO! cant wait for what they'll reveal this time
>>2621347It is kinda crazy how they opened summer units with actual MAXIMUM SEX maruzensky and it's only been downhill from there for like 7 years or however old JP uma is
>>2621367No edge/safe in most later ones.
Any of the Bandori drummers or keyboards double as Uma? Already have a guitar and bass, full Uma band should be a thing.
>>2621369You misspelled Suzucute and mixed up the dates a bit, but its alright
No wonder Tama's VA voices so many gremlins. She is a gremlin herself.
>>2621364I'm actually stressed about parentshit since we're basically stuck with MANT parents for like 2.5 scenarios until they finally get powercrept, thats like over half a yearIf you didnt luckshit a couple passable parents while doing MANT you're actually kinda fucked
I am fucking sick and tired of this faggot's dogshit internet quality.
>>2621377I have power and speed parents but haven't made any with stamina yet.
>>2621379Then DO SOMETHING about it!
>>2621381WHY THE FUCK ARE STAM PARENTS SO RARE
>>2621371Dozo
>>2621383Dunno I was swimming in 9* Stam parents during Finale
Any time I see a pic of her I'm always reminded of how stupid orferve looksLooks like a rejected fate character or somehting
>>2621347Wouldn't it be crazy if they gave Doto a summer alt.. haha
>>2621377>Daiwanigger>Sloppa
>>2621345>fast learner's cap>miscalculate points mentally>can't get it before it expiresThis run is a massive skill issue.
>>2621389They'd never do summer doto, they fear that level of boob, just like how they pussied out and gave super creek boring alts
>>2621364Going back to MANT for the occasional parent mines will be a nice change from gluing half the runs in GL's first 5 minutes because you fell behind on song tokens because LH and your supports are useless whores
>Shakur comes out in global>Show up in the next winning live
>>2621376Well she stopped because she was going deaf so that’s a no go… Already have Roselia’s bass anyway need like RaS drums or some shit.
>>2621392They don't want to have to censor Doto a third time in China.
>>2621392Mummy creek is cute, she just has absolutely retarded gameplay design where she's a long uma who's actually only good in sprints
This Doto and Opera performance is kino so far.
>>2621386This is missing Aimi now that she’s in so that’s 3/5th of popping party in there, may as well just make it a set.
>>2621403Doto picked Tabaru to win as well
MS VICTORIA
>>2621403By years of racing and trying. He usually bought cheaper horses instead of hyped superstars but he just kept going year after year. It's how he has racked up the most wins in JRA for a single owner, his horses have won over 2000 races over decades of racing.
Ah yes, the song I will never hear in my game
>victoriaAh fuck I have to mute. I want my first listen to be from an actual CM win
>>2621392How does summer Maruzensky look like in China?
>>2621413You'll never listen to it then
>>2621416It'll be funny once I actually start losing when it comes to global..
>>2621153 >>2621345 >>2621391Well, this could've gone way worse. I'll take what I can get though...
>>2621364I'm going out of my way to ensure I never have to do that by making all the studs I need in advance.
>>2621338I see. Well, I hope to see her career someday soon.
Ohamile!!
Is this the mile autist?
weebs... do the thing
Oh I know this song
Is it just me or are the seiyuus this time a bit worse than the ones in October? I don't remember them going out of key as much as their doing here.
GLOOORY EYEESS
>>2621449 (me)>their Okay yeah maybe staying up is starting to catch up to me.
>>2621454You can hold out. I'm trying to.
I sure hope you aren't expecting any big news later because they're saving those for tomorrow.
Which uma is the megane one?
Its
>>2621464dober...
>>2621459Royce and Royce?
This reminds me of the English hololive concert where no one knew what to say for final song
>>2621468Cute Seiyu
Shakur is ultra cute for a hag.
Doto VA is smol compared to Opera
>>2621482and FAT
Seiyuus should look like their uma!
Bouquet's seiyuu is also cute
>>2621476
>>2621486>ikuno dictus>dicta strikerI love 2 Dicts
UMADACCHI
Umapyoi is the best uma song.
>shakur staying in character the whole time
>Shakur being the only one to not give a full bow
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEWMA
>>2621499Tomorrow. Trust the plan.
Still not rolling for her. Good night where it matters.
Did the concert end? Did everyone die?
>>2621185Blow my Gale closely followed by Destroy for Dasein
>>2621486Isn't it humiliating for the likes of the bottom two to be dressed in frilly pink dresses and singing cutie songs on stage?
>>2621522Tomboy humiliation franchise, anon
>>2621501ojichan going to bed early at 11pm
>>2621370Cygames became homosexuals, which is why they removed they disabled the see-through wet texture on the onsen towel
>>2621532real or gaslight?
Game could use more meganes
>>2621536real unfortunatelySome time during the first year of JP they disabled wet variant for the towel in the onsen scene.
What's the ETA on this stinky frenchuma?
>>2621548Never
>>2621547They really are infected by DEI shit, we'll never see hot horses showing skin again
>>2621532>>2621536>>2621547Hmm the compression makes it hard to see.Here is a screenshot from Umaviewer, one of the forks lets you toggle the wet variant for clothes.It's still in the files for global, idk if it's still in JP, probably is.
>>2621552>We are missing on peak like thisGrim.
>>2621547why would biden do this
I already have a good-enough pre-throne end xogger, yet I find myself doing even more careers as I don't want to move on to front hell.
>>2621527>early >11pmi went at 8 yesterday. Can you be be considered an ojisunc at 22?
>>2621569I don't wanna be forced to the torture that is End XOguri just because everyone is doing it... Just build Paces for fucks sake
>>2621571You see, I was in the same camp thinking end xog would be horrible to build, yet it's really fucking easy. Just grab a 9* end parent to get her to A end and then your own parent with as many medium sparks as possible, both preferibly with some end inspirations and then just start training.>end recoveriesWit cock and balls is almost guaranteed to give you corner recovery, you have triple 7 inate and you're almost guaranteed to get standing by, levelheaded or after-school stroll from akikawa. You can also get straightaway recovery from kita hints.>end skillsYou'll get literally every single one other than uma stan and THH from akikawa
>>2621576>Just grab a 9* end parentNTA but that's the problem: you need Dober and Ryan, and last time I checked all the full End Dobers sucked balls. There were a few good 2-3* Ends laying around, but that means you have to have your own 5-6* End Ryan, and we know what the mines are like (particularly because she can't roll End sparks so you are banking on getting Medium pinks, Turf if you are coping and at that point your Dober parent has to have 6* Medium).
Just found out carrots scale with charming giving you +7 in friendship instead of +5
>mood downs for three consecutive turnsI'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN LADSTHIS GAME IS GREAT
>>2621576>Just grab a 9* end parentI doubt there are any good ones left at this point. Also kills my ability to get Barcarole>your own parentI completely neglected this because my setup for Pace worked with a borrow Medium>akikawaIn my own experience, I just get 50 gorillion hints for disorient, Rosy Outlook and Hawkeye
>>2621552We got robbed
Question for the Sweepy anons, I've seen a few great ones in rooms here: what deck are you running her with? Trying to prepare an hybrid for the CM but my options are a bit limited.She has 8* Stam and 8* Power, I've been trying something like this but I am not sure. I've redone my parents recently and I have 6 Nimble Nav sparks, 4 of them are directly on the parents so I was wondering if it was worth it to maybe drop Yeppers for a 10% RB card (it would be SR Bakushin as I don't have anything else) to slot Kita and maybe kick out Shakur, but I am not sure how that would work out. I don't have my own Kita/Finemo/Creek.
>>2621601Wait, I would also have SR Ayabe or SSR Urara for RB statsticks, but I am not sure how much a single Guts card would help
>>2621576>>2621593You don't need 9* end parents.Who the fuck said you need 9*?You only need 7* end sparks to get from D to A.
>>2621601
>>2621604Ok, that still doesn't change the rest of my problems
How good/bad is Risky Business? The speed value is great but the only thing gametora has on the stam drain is based on a random roll. What's the most it can drain? If it's a random roll between 0% and 100% HP it would just kill you most of the time.Also fuck wit cards, I'm using 3 and somehow I got a grand total of one multi-rainbow this run.
>>2621608Which is?
>>2621604I was a lazy retard and a failure who didn't bother to check the chart even though I have it downloaded.
>slacker the turn before summer>no shop items to clear itCYGAYS I SWEAR TO FUCK IF IT HAPPENS EVEN ONCE
>>2621619Crisis averted
>>2621611The rest of the list
Why is it so much harder to max wit on 2 cards than it is to max speed on 2 cards despite both having 0% growth?
Why the fuck does 4chan kill your captcha if you stopped using it for a while? fucking niggers
>>2621642Cause there is no training weights for wit
>>2621642It's not rocket science. Wit cards have awful special priority across the line so you get less rainbows in general. Wit cards have bad training stats so you get less stats. There's no wit anklets and I think wit base stat gain is on the low side.
>>2621642Ankles
>Literally first Bwoguri end runIt's time
>>2621652Now you've jinxed it.
I'm about to learn Super Lucky Seven over Ramp Up on a front because the former is heavily discounted and I'm stupid, ask me anything.>>2621642I just failed to even reach 1100 with three wit cards. When they don't cooperate with double+ rainbows you're just fucked. And as another anon said, speed has anklets so you can gain more speed in one turn than you can wit.
>>2621656I hope you win plat after proccing Super Lucky Seven. It would be really funny.
>>2621574What is wrong with Goldship's kids? Her trainers need to work on her nerves and if they can't she should retire. At keast Goldship could make it TO the race.
>>2621642SSR Wit cards have shit specialty priority
>>2621659It already boosted my spark luck, I'm feeling optimistic.
They really need to fuck off with the 40 TT requirement per event, if you do more than 1 TT a day you are a faggot
>>2621664You guys often complain about dumb shit, but this is a new low
>>262166740 TT per event is too much. Should be 20 at most
>>2621663Now show the 1* guts 1* pace
>>2621664Your daily shops? It's not what it was at launch. An entire TT takes less than a minute now to do. If you can't spend 5 TT a day at the start of the event you deserved to be bricked.
>>2621664is this why you guys run out of clocksyou do a single tt and never get all your daily shops
>>2621663Holy shit, you're favored by Shiraoki-sama
>>2621668Nigga if you spam your 5 TTs when you log in for the day for 8 days during a 14 day event you'll clear it
Are we getting another large stack of clock gibs soon
>>2621667Clicking through TT attempts takes too long.>but it's only 10 seconds per attempt!It should be 2 seconds at most.
>>2621676Probably not, MANT's about to end and all
>>2621669And just as I tell you this I get picrel with a 1* front savvy outside the screenshot. Unfortunately she's completely fucking useless thanks to 1* stam 1* front.
>>2621672I am not running out of clocks>>2621674That's boring. TT has no place in this game with how fucking tedious it is
>>2621678But parent runs are still done in MANT
>>2621682Parent runs are a scam, just use past aces and borrow an actual good parent.
>>2621682Completely forgot about that, even though I'm parent farming right now. Hopefully they give us loads of clocks then
So ignoring the TT retard how many people are still making aces for round 1? Or have people moved on to parents for the sprint cm while we wait for throne?
>>2621655Bwo...
>>2621687Tomoenage too strong
>>2621687
>>2621686Making a Taiki parent for Sprint. If my winrate is good enough for Cancer I might skip the post-Throne ace remake
>>2621686I just started with aces after days of procrastinating by doing throne parents.
>>2621684But I like doing parent runs since they are comfy and it feels nice when people borrow my parent a lot
>>2621693Parent runs are so low stress compared to ace runs it's unreal
>Straightaway Adept +1 hint>Professor of Curvature +1 hint>Long Corner hints Kitasan.. why..
>>2621686You don't need Sprint parents, Turf S is enough like last time
>>2621698We didn't have acceleration options during the first sprint CM. There's 400 meters of late-race with full accels this time
>>2621694Yeah, not getting the skills you want kind of sucks but it's nice not having to worry about maxxing multiple stats.They burn though a lot of clocks though and I'm gonna run out soon if I keep doing them
>>2621698And if you want to mutate your F sprint wife?
>>2621702get a new wife
>>2621702You shouldn't be doing that, it's not worth it
It's too hot to touch grass. Let's enjoy a nice beach view instead.https://jiggie.fun/wv_2qp
>>2621705How the hell do you figure?
>>2621710You're only supposed to use the three cygames-approved meta aces
One thing I like about MANT is that I can train my wife for her intended role as a sprinter without having to worry about stamina in Kikuka Sho>But you could just lose it, you don't have to get a rank thereno
If I use a hint book on a gold skill does the evolved version of that skill also get the discount?
>>2621722Yes
>>2621722No
>>2621722Maybe
>>2621722I don't know
>>2621746>>2621750>>2621761>>2621762Nice work helping him
>>2621764Maybe he can repeat the question
>>2621764I would like to help but I'm not a jpdacchi
>>2621765YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>2621764Thanks
>>2621691There are very few sprinters worth a damn and most need a lot of sprint sparks to get to A
>>2621686Working on a Shakur ace
>>2621785God speed
>>2621787I love seeing tough girls get spooked by ghosts.
>>2621794
I'm in my 2nd hour waiting at the vet and you people are doing nothing to be entertaining and help me pass the time
>>2621812go to the bathroom and jerk off
>>2621812I'm not your personal clown.
>>2621812How about you do a MANT run on your phone since you've been there for hours
>>2621818I already did 1 I don't wanna do another
>>2621812
>>2621818This is how you get caught pondering Nishino Flower's stamina training.
>>2621812look at this hors
>>2621825Who beat the shit out of her?
>>2621827The starting gate
>>2621820/v/ triple crown aces?
>>2621794Many such cases
Are ghosts real in the Umaverse?
I have an excellent idea!What if every CM finale there was a 1 in a 1000 chance of an umas gate simply not opening and her missing the race entirely?
>>2621836Yes.
>>2621836Anon... almost all of these girls are dead IRL
>>2621836Yes. Cafes career is all about them
>>2621838the odds of my front runner getting late start fucked is already ten times higher than that, so whatever
>>2621840please learn to separate the umas and the real horses
>>2621838I would prefer if it was a chance of running into the railings and flipping over. It would be funnier.
>>2620618>2nd anni: Twin TurboSex>3rd anni: Ikuno DictusSex>4th anni: Tsurumaru TsuyoshiSex>5th anni: Royce and RoyceSex
>CM registration is tomorrow>haven't even maxed out the event yet>don't have a useable parent for CM eitherGuess I should be happy that MANTslop is coming to an end faster but really feels like the CM schedule lately gives no down time at all
>>2621794Conversely, Ardan is excited to make a new acquaintance.
>>2621864>1st anni: MamboMambo
>>2621867Wait TOMORROW? I thought I had a week left.
>>2621873Forgot my image.
>>2621864There is nothing Sex about Twin Turbo
>>2621867Im at 2.5M points and my aces have been ready for almost a week
>>2621867No there was plenty of time for this CMHowever I think whoever decided to do every Medium CM on Firm so people would buy FCM, so they could punish them this CM and force them to remake, should be shot, hanged and thrown out of a plane.>Wanna reuse ace? That'll be 300 skill points plus tip
>>2621878>Cancer cup>Registration begins Jun 21, 2026Look at the OP
>>2621864They are all ugly exceeept Tsuru
>>2621886>Look at the OPHmmmm nyo
>>2621881This is bait to get me to post sexy turbo images, isnt it...
>>2621890>They are a-CK!
>>2621903Must be. I opened my folder, scrolled down looking at some skinsuit sweaty Turbo and knew, he almost got me though.
>>2621903NTA but hes right, there's absolutely nothing sexy about turbo. And no you don't need to post your goon pics of her, it won't make me change my mind.
>>2621849I do, i would never fuck an uma
i farking did it...
>>2621879that's why she's top 3 WIFE MATERIAL
>>2621920You'll get no disagreement from me.
>>2621885I'm so glad we are finally out of firmslop, being forced to borrow that fucking card every time was retarded
>>2621722The answer is yes, evolved skills are not extra they're like "missions" to complete
>>2621919Impressive, now do it with Haru
>>2621698People who think this are gonna get BTFO to hell and back
>>2621874Is Mambo sex?
>>2621952No
Which one?
It's a new day!
>>2621960Wit for sure
>>2621960Wit. Completely mid speed training that takes you down too low in terms of energy.
>>2621958Her mom seems to disagree
>>2621964>How did you ever find such an upstanding partnerIf anything she agrees.
>>2621968She disagrees with anon who says no
>>2621969No. She's surprised that Machikane Tannhäuser managed to find someone specifically because she is NOT sex.
>>2621919I don't like this title. It's ugly.Biggest fan is much better.
I swear to fucking god if the next race will give me guts again I am gonna do it!
>>2621978guts is good tho?
>>2621867I maxed out the event and don't even have a single cope ace. This has been the worst CM prep yet for me.
>>2621983I have the same experience. Umas are losing every race and inspirations have been worse than with pre-mant parents.
>>2621983Just reuse your taurus and cope with throne
>>2621952Yes.
>>2621993This image is WRONG, Machitan did NOT put on the hat using the inbuilt holes, she messily cut out her own
>>2621988That's exactly what I'm going to end up doing at this rate.
>>2621998True!
>>2621998What kind of autism is this?
>>2622007She just likes to wear hats to the side like that
question to anons running taiki and/or nishino in sprintKINO: will you prepare 7 med parents to run tiara or just cope with a sprint/mile schedule?
>>2621998Why doesn't she just....get a hat made for umas?
>>2622007>Boushis
I hate Umas with hats.
>>2622018It's worth doing medium you get a lot of stats. Medium C/B is fine.
>>2622020She did, see here >>2622007She just doesn't want to
>>2622020Look at the image again. That IS a hat made for umas, but she made an additional hole anyway because she has the tism.
I am phoning it in this CMI made one ace and just reused 2 doms
IT'S TIME
>>2622034is it really phoning it in when that's one of the most meta strats you can use?
>>2622042My doms have FCM
>>2622044Damn now they'll never win...
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2622044My doms are literally A+ debuff bots
>>2622048My doms are hybrids and only have dominator + a bit of flustered skills
>>2622026
>>2622043wtf i love taiki now
>>2622038SORE WA
Ogurin is the dumbest 'ma, correct?
>>2622038FUCK YOU HAND HER OVER NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!
>>2622071Jordan is a moron and Haru is clinically retarded
>>2622038ENTER
>>2622081now she will spook you 7 times
>>2622081Now comes the disappointment
Sorry for troubling again but yeah, which one?
>>2622132speed
>>2622132assuming you have gold cleats you should get 70 for each stat during the finals. You could do speed to have a better chance to cap speed but you'll need to hit wit for the rest of the run
Which uma this cm is the lazy f2p option to pair with 2 doms?
Satono Reve got 2nd in UK, again. He's literally copy pasted results from last year. 1st Takamatsu, 2nd Chairman's sprint, 2nd Queen Elizabeth.
>>2622147XoG
>>2622097did anyone ever actually do this
>>2622150I don't have the Xog tho...
>>2622139>>2622146Got it, thanks! Lets hope wit rainbows don't fuck me over
>>2622081The Overlord of the Century's End. The Brute of Brawl. The Cultivator of G1s. The Duke of Domination. The Breaker of Blockades. The Fiercest of Chestnuts. The Barcarole of Blessings. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Hokkaido. The God of Dotos. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Shadai. The Road to the Top. The Sunlight of the Turf. The Overlord of Overlords. The Umamusume Pretty Derby. The Sultan of Speed Star. The Razer of Nakayama. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Rivals. The Swinging Maestro. The Savoir of MagnificenceTHE INDOMITUS PACE CHASERTHE PARENT OF FRONT RUNNERSTHE MIGHTIEST OF BIRDSTHE RIDER OF WADATHE OPERA O OF TMsTHE TALLEST OF THE TALLTHE WITGOD AMONGST WITLETSCHADpera THE GREATEX-MOST HATEDpera the GUILTYWINNERpera the CHAMPIONINSURMOUNTABLEpera the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEpera the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICpera the GLAZEEMOTIONALpera the MOTIVATORVELOCITYpera the HEADLINERPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGpera the INTIMIDATINGPOWERpera the UNBLOCKABLESENIORpera the UNSTOPPABLEREPENTANTpera the ENLIGHTENEDMALEVOLANTpera the RADIANTPOSITIONINGpera the PRUDENTALMIGHTYpera the INVINCIBLEVALORpera the DAUNTLESSHUMBLEpera the REGRETFULINVICTUSpera the ETERNALMAELSTROMpera the CENTURIAL OVERLORDRECORDpera the RICHESTCOLOSSUSpera the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHpera the MASTODONICOYNEIGHDESTROYERpera the RIVAL/V/MAPYOIpera the /V/MADACCHISEEDpera the FEEDERSUPERNOVApera the TRANSIENTOPERACHAD THE TMTMCHAD THE OPERATMCHAD THE CHADKINGCHAD THE LORDGRAYTHE CHAD OF CHADSTMCHAD CHAD OCHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTERTMOPERAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
4chan Shakur...
>>2622156Chocobon/SMaru/Dober (either one).
>>2622148The satono curse continues, losing by a nose is crazy
>>2622156Who you got anon?
>>2622081Now recite the 4h song
