Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:>jungle test>ailsa dochartaigh charged with medical malpractice >tournament of robustPlease Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!>What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Open] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [Open] [Embed] [Embed]>vgstation main sitehttps://ss13.moe>Forumhttps://ss13.moe/forum>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>Useful wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>vgstation server addressbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]>How do I connect to the server?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">Public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issuesThe last thread>>2557718 #
vox semen dreamin'
Would it be crunchy
I anonymously post about myself in the thread to boost my notoriety hehehe
I miss him so much bros
Who is Holly Harper?
Gary Gooner
>>2635804Boxer Rigby..
vox cum fondue
>>2635699Sirs you're all invited to my evil ass grapegem server 45.63.68.8:1337>NO MODS - experimental automatic moderation system that punishes low rp & low iq behavior>no rules outside of "Respect the atmosphere and don't metacom">massively improved PVP and combat partially inspired by DF>expanded ERP features for perverts>PVE made more interesting as a consequence of steering things in a dnd directionI don't know if discord links are allowed here so join from the lobby link and lurk the cord until we get more people.
>>2636290meh ERP servers are kind of frustrating if you enjoy the RP part of inter-character relationship. a large portion of the communities tend to want to get straight to sex instead of developing an actual ic relationship over the course of some time
>>2635804Hubert...
Can you attach photos to books, do they persist across rounds?
Top ten juiced up waifus.And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
>>2636290Cool, is it based on roguetown code? I'll have to hop on it after work today.
>>2636439Waifus:peterkenkayixidritchiemmafoodorotaylorailsacandicandyHusbandos:i am not allowed within 5 tiles of them so i do not have this data
>>2636622Fuck you.
>>2636644is rude
I am very scared of AI images, they make me so angry
ERP is good because it's a human bond and doesn't hurt anyone or effect anyone else and it feels good and is thrilling
>>2636838i mean i don't necessarily have anything against ERP stuff, but it's boring and forced if you do it with someone you hardly even knowi always end up thinking "okay, i get it, you're gay. can i go back to doing my job? you didn't even say hi you fag"
>>2636439Fiyah and Candy are the only waifus because they remain in character
Falson.....
The False Son...
>>2636622>peter>ken>kayiGee I wonder who is behind this post
people dont even play a character these daysthey just brown-black short-hair/bedhead1-2 white guy and act like themselves while powergaming
powergaming is le bad!!you should be weak and defenseless and unprepared all the time!!!!!
>>2636838>ERP is good because it's a human bondincels really believe thisyeah bro you typing me"sucks your benis to some pajeet on the internet is EXACTLY the same emotionally and as fulfilling as having a real life lover, friends, or family.
>>2637768>>2637827I personally don't powergame, which is why I lost in round 1 of the Robust Tournament (I did it because I was staying true to my character).
>>2637827>i should have full access and all the best guns and armor at all times because I just should!Just play Colonial Marines at this point, dude.
in his infinite wisdom blonichu banned lemonthefruit for a single day after lemon noantag killed and roundremoved a jobby who didnt do anything
>>2637768I'm convinced that people don't even understand the concept of roleplay, and they treat the game as a vehicle to get catharsis for depression.
>>2637965Good to see you again my son, tell your momm I said hi
>>2636432Yes, you have to upload them to the library database though
13 monkeys in the jungle
>>2637971I think it’s funny that I get criticism for my RP when I’ve seen the worst RP on this server. It’s so low it’s in the garbage.
>>2638184t. schlomo
>>2638184What's your RP?
PJB just illegally took over the official space station 14 discord and black mailed the wizdem team on LOG lol
yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhh 13 monkeysuhhhhhh 2 slimesand a uhhhhhhhh kromkar please
>>2638259That will be 500 credits
>>2638259would you like your krommy big or lil?
>>2637714i didn't think i needed this kind of funny first thing after waking up
lil' krommy for me
>>2638204PJB literally comitting a federal crime. You are about to witness the biggest crash out from this tranny
>>2638304why are women like this
>>2638308>womenare you trolling?
>>2638304this guy is gonna spend atleast 10 years in prison
>>2638315PJB needs to detransition and come back into the strong and loving embrace of /vg/station and we, ALL PEOPLE, can finally have /vg/station 14 and victory for all time.
>>2638326we all hated this guy doe
>>2638326it's just sad seeing this play out. /vg/ is unironically one of the most trans friendly servers. yeah, you're gonna get called a fag but so is everyone else
>>2638204>>2638304>>2638315pietriots in controlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-7QIVyx9U
>>2635804Kc
>>2636311Not an ERP server. It's an RP server. By RPists, for RPists. Think Lifeweb or the original Roguetown.>>2636448Yes. We don't have enough people for serious rounds yet but I'm working on that. Suggestions for places where I could shill are welcome.
one step closer to synthesized vox cum
>I’ll have two slimes>a slime, large>a tug with extra dip>a schlomo>two brazilianpimps, one with cheese, >oh and shiftyrails is a pedo apologist.
ill have one mimes that gods lil krommy is gay special with extra sauce and a vox icecream please
>>2638315>>2638304It's FUCKING over for PJB as soon as we raise $100k for the lawsuit sisters
bros ive only been here for a year can someone kindly give me the cliffnotes on pbj and why this matters for vg
tayior is so cute i cant even
>>2638661>vg wrong board
>>2638757>udderly enormous breasts
big ideas:minecarts and minecarts tracks. miners can use to get around and they act like the glass tubes and disposals and also ppl could use them on the station to make roller coasters and haunted house rides n stuff on the stationsewage pipes. we have toilets and stuff and the game is realistic but u can't pee and poo. make pee and poo and it can also have sickness to make you poo more or if you drink a lot of booze you pee more. also if a sewage pipe breaks in the hallway or whatever the stink makes ppl vomit
>>2638908>poops in a beaker and throws at your face, forcing a vomit + stunNothing personnel
also the mine cart design is already done u can just take the wheels off a tractor an it looks like. amine cart
>>2635699OP that was last year's robust tournament
>>2638757god bros when is she gonna come back i miss andralina
>>2639114>missing a silentshuffling noRP trannypass(unlike him)
>>2635699>The gimmick of the arena is that the lava closes in on the contestants.>The lava doesn't actually do any damage whatsoever.>Bomber unwittingly tries to push the nigger into the lava. The nigger knows he's not robust enough to do that, so he goes for jackboot kicks instead.>By the time both contestants realize the arena sucks balls, the nigger got quite a few kicks in which gave him an unfair advantage.Can we stop pretending like Bomber lost this fight?
>>2639130From that description it seems like Bomber tried to get an easy free win and got his ass beat by someone actually fighting.
>>2638696/vg/ my badcan i still get the lore pretty please
>>2639678PJB used to be a coder and admin for /vg/station
cloaca piercing
>>2639820Sorry vox anon, this pos worse than your normal ones
cuddling and stroking cashe's hair and telling her everything is gonna be alright then jamming my huge fucking vox cock in her green haired asshole and bashing her head with a crowbar until she has a seizure on my poopy vox dick
>>2640019this so much thisi'm a 60 iq retard from the slums of jakarta btw, not sure if that matters
hovering around ailsa until she notices me
>>2640159i'll give you a secret tip:if you get naked, lay down in front of cryo he will have no choice, he will have to touch your nude body
>>2640160Maybe that's my problem. I chose underwear instead of naked.
>>2640162you need to understand, even if you're wearing underwear he has to either shake you awake, or throw you into a machine. ailsa is a complex creature, but he actually enjoys RP so you can just experiment with different tactics and he usually wont kill you
https://bsky.app/profile/bathosbathtime.bsky.social/post/3kfpfdgnzqv2oreminder this guy runs the server
>>2640159i called him cute once and he got all flustered
>>264033213monkeys
>13monkeys crashing out over mapping in the exact same way west crashed out over mapping in a mere fraction of the timelol, lmao even
>>2640524you are a map
deff's medbay now has access to telescience via surgery observation and the disposal unit in telescience leads straight to the treatment area
>>2640581This is a great change and I support it
>>2640668Yeah the patient tube is inspired
twink stink
stans dirty sox
stans glands
Foxxy voxxy stan
total kromination
[Securitymain] ERP request on [TayIorSwift]
>>2641002Denied.
Does anyone have the vox version of this image, I need it for something
>>2641642do not look into vox feet. they charge you for it
>>2638204>Oh yeah I had 2FA on>but it got bypassed super easily by a retarded troonI fucking hate pisscord so goddamn much, why do people still use it when security issues like this happen all the goddamned time? Even matrix or telegram wouldn’t let you easily break into someone’s account at a comical level like this. I can think of a couple of ways that shitty security could be solved, but most people can’t figure out keeping encryption key backups, and pisscord support is probably so gullible they can be social engineered into giving out passwords to accounts, just like shitblox.That and the fact pisscord still uses ((tokens)) that anyone can steal, and immediately access an account with, no password, 2FA, backup codes, email, etc needed.>>2638606>Hey Sheckelstein and Co. can you take this retarded internet drama case for us and let us actually win since we’re heckin’ correct?>Oy vey, sorry goy, that’ll be 100$k plus tip to our lawyer team just to do basic research and consultation! >>2636290Moderation issues seem to be solved very well if you just ironically throw all the shitters into ingame sec perma instead of permabanning them, which is what “Ratbite” on ss14 does, that and their moderation is not restrictive and hands off, they aren’t constantly prowling trying to ahelp you over retarded bullshit like “can you change your name it’s not ic”, then refusing to change you to the name they ask to be given because they endlessly concern troll you, go afk for 10+ minutes, then force a random name onto you. That or outright lying in adminremarks, because they’re too lazy to read game logs (I still have a adminremark on a server that says I “stripped and left a guy for dead” when I told the guy to verbally not touch my shit over two times or I’d kill him, he touched my shit, I blast him to crit and bandage him, then he wanders around before whining IC, not going to medbay, then dying.
>>2641852>>but it got bypassed super easily by a retarded troon>I fucking hate pisscord so goddamn much, why do people still use it when security issues like this happen all the goddamned time?PJB gave the account to someone else, who never updated the settings, so when PJB logged back in it pinged whatever thing he'd set it to and still ownedlike 99.99999% of all security problems it's user errorthe remaining .00001% are backdoors made for the company/govt being hijacked
OPSEC Level: Smugleaf
i miss my sawbones
Okay figured I would say it here first seeing as its anonymous. I am a jannie from ratwood and the is a massive grooming scandal being kept hidden behind closed doors, Useroth doesn't want it leaking out and neither do the rest of the admins but key maintainers are involved.Knowingly they are letting an underaged player stay on the server because otherwise the maintainer they ERP with would ragequit otherwise.This is currently trying to be swept under the rug by all higher ups but its gonna come out sooner or later.
>>2642733expose that pedo shit dude
>>2642733How does an underage person even get into ss13 in 2026?
>>2642733what >>2642755said. this kind of shit keeps happening because people do not expose it. if you have real proof and are worried about being identified i understand, i will post my info here and post whatever you have after forwarding a tip to the fedboys
>>2642733>Implying it's realSire, sire, a second minor has breached ratwood!
>>2642907pedo pomf n bathos discord grooming cabal
>>2642733this has happened how many times now?
>>2643207This would make it a second minor related scandal on ratwoodt. In the ratwoodcord
Space Station 14 has shit the shitter even further. PBJ regained control of the primary discord and everyone is losing their shit.
>>2643509why is she doing this
>>2643536>She
>>2643536he*
>>2643509what causes a woman to behave like this?
The amount of you guys that genuinely do others serbers scares me. Is terrifying that you guys can adapt to that environment, those people’s communities, and interface with their virtual worlds. I get physically repulsed when I sit down and play that shit. Like my body produces a histaminic reaction and I pivot towards fresh air and grass. And the toxic effects of normalizing pedo server conformity is really bad guys. To enforce someone connect to another server to obtain a “voucher” is the same thing the nazis did to the Jews in World War Two when they said to get in the cattle cars to go “somewhere” for “reasons” you make me sick you guise. Lemon was so right
>>2643549being a man pretending to be a woman
To voluntarily accept that behavior and to tune yourself into those habits should be punishable by fine.
>>2643553great essay leon
wehhhhHHhhh >w<
>>2643573Wrong! And stay wrong.
Creating division amongst somebody with the same color of skin as you in any way is COON activity.
>>2643553i literally just walk around and roleplay like i usually do. the only big ban i got the short time i played activally was for killing an antag as non-sec and the admin who did it was deadminned so they went "fuck it welcome back to the furry mines idiot" and unbanned me when i appealed
PJB has unblocked, what I assume, is some of the former staff from the original SS14 discord and just decided to leave it. I'm really sure PBJ is really close to joining the 41%
>>2643509>>2644082>the nu-wizden crashes and burns on launch>most people stay with the original launcher>pjb wins control over everything but reddit>she randomly decides to quit>???what even happens next?is she gonna come back after a while just like when she originally "quit"?is she going to rope? is she actually going to give up the steam page and everything for no reason to the reddit paedophiles?
>>2644106>>sheBut other than that, I'm going to assume PBJ is going through some mental crisis from the whole ordeal he just can't really cope which might result in him joining the 41%
>>2643553Boy howdy do I love attention <3I think you got mixed up on the messaging, but the sentiment is right!
>>2643509>>2644082>>2644106the auth is down again and going to the forums shows that you're not connecting to a secure server
>>2644230The WizDen security certifications expired so its why they're down.
>>2644082I was right. PBJ may have actually deleted everything for real this time.
going to the cottage this weekend so there will be no shitposts for a few days
>>2644284enjoy your time! maybe when you get back you won't act like such a nice guy just trying to bump the thread
>>2644106PJB is giving in because his opponents were threatening suicide if they didn't get the discord janny mop back
>>2644291PJB lost the mental illness one-upmanship
>>2644291PJB proving he isn’t a true troon by caring about this. They’re so narcissistic / sociopathic that they wouldn’t care if this happened. PJB, however, is a sensitive autistic male and was groomed. It’s time to detransition.
>>2644082>>2644262>>2644291pietriots... not like this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAXNxIDjSA
>>2644291>suicide over discordI'm so glad trannies are representatives of the Space Station 13 community. How heckin wholesome.
i think it is good she washed her hands of these people, i hope she can mentally recover and heal. just a massive painful situation from all sides imo
[BathosBathtime] groom request on [TransLilith13y]
is Monkestation even still up?last I heard the server owner got blackmailed into hosting his headtroon's erp server (with his money lmao).Ratwood is just full of borderline griefers, and the main station has the world's ugliest texture set, near constant lag that makes peak 2019 /tg/ look like a joke (boy we sure need fake volumetric lighting, poorly patched over fermi-chem, even more shitcode, etc.), and apparently is tearing itself apart from the inside as >>2642733 claims.Some sharteens play on Monkestation itself, and apparently I upset some of the head trannymins because i said "NEVER join the monke dicksword, worst mistake of my life", and that upset xir very much because i threatened their grooming grounds.When I begrudingly joined their pisscord, they asked why, i said i was just shitposting or something else, then xir goes to basedjakst and gets me banned because someone there was making fun of them (boy i wonder who), and they needed a cheap excuse to keep me banned. I'm guessing that dukeook streamnigger either left entirely to babysit his cuck kid, or that monke is still suffering (least I hope it is, where the fuck do these hundreds of players come from to play on a server that lags constantly, has shitty moderation, the ugliest eye searing wall/door textures known to man, etc.)
>>2644748approved!
gunkystation
2slimes request to give Lemonthefruit a beerIn this request I will be making my case on why i should give lemon a beer. In this request peanut posting by anybody is encouraged. Thanks!
>>2644801Who cares 13’monkeys You’re a JEW
So do we think PJB is going to come home to /vg/
>>2645409no this is the evil nazi oogie boogie haunted n word server it would make him ritually impure for prayer
>>2645402eyy my nigga, we are so back
>>2642733
>>2642733Doubt the person is an actual jannie from Ratwood. Smells like someone that got perma' banned lately and is trying to sturr up drama on 4Chan of all places. If you actually have the names of the Staff involved, spill them like a good little boy. Otherwise take your ban on the chin and fuck off lol
>>2642733i would not be surprised considering that the place is filled with gay furries>>2645718useroth please you forgot to log in
>>2645820There's other people in Ratwood aside from Useroth that find this kind of retarded and smooth brained. If they can't produce any names, meh. Not worthy of further attention since it isn't on Reddit where most of the gossip traffic is at.
>>2645685found the schizo ratwood troon vanity searching and posting in a thead thats been dogshit ever since goonstation staff blew itself up in the name of woke tranny jihad. stop falling for the obvious bait and you'll stop getting baited
How it feels to create a female character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mZ5vo-NXUEHow it feels to come home after a day of work, put on my headphones, sit at my desk and play SS13 as my 20-40 skin tone, dark brown haired self-insert that acts like a lovable asshole.
>>2645718>spill them like a good little boy.Dude nobody speaks like that here, found the discord troon ratwood janny.
>>2647033honestly i completely agree with this. if you talk down to someone like that, you're trying to assert dominance
>>2644106Also annoyed at this. Total cuck ending. Wizden are just as bad but they'll be more stable due to powersharing agreements.Ultimately PJB wanted wiztroons to control it more than he wanted the chuds to be unstoppable with decentralization.
>>2645718>>2645871why does there need to be a gap next to every single quote? go back from whence you came and defend janny pedophiles there instead
too many trannystoo few vaspys
He wasn’t pretty and popular enough
>>2641852>Moderation issues seem to be solved very well if you just ironically throw all the shitters into ingame sec perma instead of permabanning themMy bootleg Aneurism 4 anamnecyte system does this automatically. Can't have admin abuse if you don't have admins.
>>2648198I know Winston (who dated Josie from fishtank) was a player but... is everyone else there also a player?Am I the only normal guy?
>>2648912those are players coders and/or admins yeah.
>water/ice melting/freezing refactornow make it so 1u water freezes into 1.09u iceand when this happens, if the container is overfilled, it spills out unless the lid is on, in which case it explodesat that point might as well also add reagent boiling points for more IED potential and fun exploding soda bottlesand a step further - phase change curves, so instead of water only evaporating at 100C, it'll evaporate as real water does(2.3kpa at 20C)and with all these newfangled gases like radon and cryotheum, might as well make it actually modular and give all the reagent vapors an atmos equivalent (finally allowing you to pump mindbreaker vapor into the distro)(optional) add sweat&thermoregulation mechanics which would allow femstatic sweat to be harvestedimage related, just ignore all the retarded solid phasesunless someone wants to start work on mapping all the different crystal structures of discount dan't special sauce at cryogenic temperatures and extreme pressure
>>2648969So who is who
YOU CAN'T POST THAT
You can't really count just faces without including names as doxxing, pragmatically, since there are countless reaction images that are just real people's faces on this site.
Left: How I see FiyahRight: How I see every other vox player
>>2649008Finally someone who gets it, we shouldn't be calling it an atmospheric simulator if it doesn't actually properly simulate what actually happens
>>2649044I personally reported his CP to reddit like 3 times and they did not care. All of it is still up. This fucker tainted my IP forever.
>>2649499struggling to comprehend the volume(cc/gram is 1/density) axis
>>2648198They're ugly, and you can tell just from looking at them that they're not to be trusted under any circumstances. Very unsettling. I will never be able to unsee this. A LOT of the things that happen in these communities make more sense when you realize that there's a good chance the person on the other side of the screen is a subhuman freak. Disturbing shit to think about. Yuck.
>>2649314all i see is two crusty ass scraggly ass niggas
My entire perspective on this playerbase has changed. Before, I would've assumed that >>2645718 looked like your average redditor, a skinnyfat 4/10. But now I know it's probably way worse than that. I almost feel less mad about this game being turned into a pederastic e-dating chatroom because now I know it was done by hopelessly dysgenic faggots who were born fucked up and limited in their options.
>>2649314Trooniggas not even role playing atp cat laughing crying face emoji these pussy niggas are playing self inserts
>>2645718you type exactly like how I imagine someone who would groom minors would type
Man I just love this game.
>>2650486idk man most ss13 players i've known have been skinny /g/entlemen
>>2636838all erp servers are filled with drama sourced from asocial losers who hop between "this character is me" and "this is my character" depending on what suits them most in the moment. erp is at the core of this problem, because it allows for bonding without any compromise or commitment real bonding would have. As soon as any trouble comes up, you can block, ignore, play a new character.remember that furries and incels are born from the same ills. They are outcasts who are ultimately too insecure to change anything about themselfes, hence can only be the best version of themselfes in their own imaginations
I think we should really band together as a community and help out our former top coder PJB, we really need to save her and invite her back formerly to the discord and to the server. PROTECT OUR GIRL!
>>2649314>>2650893There are some statics that you genuinely enjoy beating and abusing. Fiyah would be one of them. I've never seen a degenerate static that grossed me out this much.
>>2651886hey to each his own. i personally find it funny when someone doesn't do it properly (forgetting to turn off sensors/radio) and accidentally starts a small crusade to punish her attacker. granted that does not always happen, but it is hilarious when it does in my opinionyes i play her, but i wouldn't consider her a self insert, i had fun when i played mell odie as an unlikable cunt. i simply prefer my "nice" way of roleplaying
>>2651803Someone on /v/ said they went to Dusklight (some Zelda port? >>>/v/742020821)
>>2651886Leon is very desperate to make their character iconic, but they only ever come off as a fetishist
>>2651886seeing meredith working in the library and fighting the urge to strip her and trap her in a locker
i legitimately feel bad for beating up some staticsusually jobbies
>>2652095But that's the jobby's job. For antags to get free kills. Lambs for the slaughter who won't fight back. There's even jobby targeting antags like Ninjas.Nobody will ever care if they were making a Rust engine before someone walked in and beheaded them. Try harder next time, Sisyphus.
>>2652007eh not really, i just like roleplaying. i'm not really interested in being an "iconic" character, i just really enjoy roleplay games
so when is the next robust tournament
>>2652130Actually Ninjas are supposed to kill silicons
>>2652174Depends, when are they gona unban 2slime
Besides my op dump there like 5 ss13 images for 195ish replies. Stop posting discord screenshots you tranny freaks lol we used to be a thread in 2016
>baby’s day out
>>2636290nice lobby screens, bro
>>2652079>seeing meredith working in the library and fighting the urge to strip her and trap her in a lockeranon thats not normal
>>2652411Plz do not respond to off topic posts like that is not ss13
>>2652542I'll respond to whatever posts I want, in fact I might even respond to YOUR posts, how do you like that?
>>2636290Looks good
>>2652558Sir this is a Wendy's
>>2652562can i get a large vox nuggie please
>>2652642sure!";trader, please come to the cafeteria, the chef needs you for something"
>>2654063It is pride month afterall
gunk in the trunk
shart in the mart
poo in the loo
Tank just nuked Science
>>2652079Theoretically speaking, would one get banned for doing this and whipping her with cableshaha just asking for a friend
Players that play characters > players that just act like themselves
>>2654063Taylors bars are peak
>>2655174I really wish chairs and couches had more color options. Feel like I could do a lot more with that
>>2654063Cozy, are there pink drinks you could make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXD3Zm6P8scCool song that I often listen to while playing med or sci
>>2652558No wait thanks I like that please keep going… ;DORMMMMMMS! SEC I NEED SEC NOW THE BAD MANS GIVING ME (you)’s hahaha why don’t you have a seat there anon
DU DU DU DU DU
Hey THIS TRADERS HERE TO MEET AN UNDERAGE ASSISTANT! SHE/they are only 17 you sick fuck!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXOSZNB-3eISS13 tier song btw
https://streamable.com/y6hiv9WHY 69 HIV AIDS FOR SEC MAINWEEEEEEEEEH!
>>2655336President Nixon voice “aroooooo” wehWeh weh weh weh
Hey it's been a while since I played, what's the best casual space station 14 server? I used to play on Basil and Sybil about a decade ago, looking for something similar to that.
what is the best ss13 administration team you've seen?what is the worst ss13 administration team you've seen?>just nuked the shit out of medical dispatch on some ss14 euro troon server, and the admin is taking 10+ minutes to figure wtf is going on, while the maintainer yells at him in dead chat to wake upI can't believe this real.
reimu is a massive faggot and i dont understand why so many players let him get away with that because he pretends to be an anime girl
>>2656009same reason so many people let many other players get away with some crazy stuff. my opinion on why? it is funny most of the time. hearing "HELP WEH" over the common channel always makes me crack a smirk and want to follow the trail of chaos
its a grating repetitive faggy gimmick that you'd only enjoy if you've spent the last decade or two watching moe tranime garbage
Dude 13 monkeys stfu you play deadpop… you spent the last 13 years playing with plastic figurines in your moms basement
>>2650486This has always been the case. After /vg/ I migrated to a high-RP server and played there around 2013. It had some romance between characters but it was mostly tame and erp was strictly banned. Then the server was flooded with trannies around 2015. The erp rules were relaxed and the server became a drama-filled sex shithole, and then it came out that one of the newer sexpests had been grooming an underage player both in game and on the discord so the server owner nuked everything and the server was no more. Shit like this has always been a thing but I feel it is way more prominent now as people are way more cavalier about their sick fetishes and nerd culture has bent to the whims of these retards lest they be called transphobes or not allies.
>>2656240Lemon, just get a tripcode if you're going to forfeit your anonymity by seething like this. Why are you making schizophrenic posts in the thread? Everyone stopped caring about you a year ago, yet you're still here wasting your time posting ancient logs that no one takes seriously. You combed through like 3 months' worth of innocuous logs to get an own, and you even went back to those old posts recently to dredge up some of the logs. Just play the game or move on, man. Stop acting crazy. You're making all the other vg schizos look normal by comparison.
>>2655336this video is so fucking funny. the bugs screams as he is killed by the wehbeast. pure cinema
Dude wtf r u talking about in 2013 I was underaged as fuck and didn’t think about boys or girls in an intimate way. I was too focused on test wires and lucky disarms. Stop pushing your sick weirdo space fantasy narrative
>>2656422>didn’t think about boys or girls in an intimate way
In that time you couldn’t even customize your space man and there weren’t space women. Everyone was bald with blue eyes and blue jumpsuits
>>2655612You should ask in the ss14 general
It's not hard to see how half the community trooned out when half the remaining posters are basically passive aggressive catty women (Yes this is aimed at the last poster and also all the posters anonymously shit talking each other)
>>2656413all 3 of these are me samefagging btw
>be loner jobbie>drama drama dramaokay
>>2656996God bless all the autistic men that didnt troon out.
>>2656996Something something fallacy tranny chaser words who cares play /vg/ stop talking about “ss14” it could all be so simple
>>2657460How much energy those fishies pumping out? Side note I hope pomf doesn’t sell the servers soul down the river to the trannys
Me, a jobbie, watching Security chase down Stan Zarond for the 100th time this week because somehow he is antag every single round
>>2657781>motherfuckers it's 1202 station time
Me, a non antag, coincidentally drawing security’s attention from the chase. This shift I’ve decided to pull the HoS and all sec officers off the station and to the derelict all for a pair of galoshes I stole so I could slip the clown. Meanwhile the wehtective (diagnosed with autism) is the only person in possession of a firearm, and they’re hot on Stan’s trail. Pic related is me booby trapping this watermelon pineapple koolaid with chloral hydrate so the dei hire security force falls sideways.
>>2657897always funny when this happens. i always assume the station food is spiked with something so i usually just make my own food. better to live off of bread than trust a filthy humie (my character explicitly loves them but taking a bite of food and immediately falling down to be gibbed is kind of boring)
>>2657937GrayNiggas will choral U and then sell u piece by piece like a bucket of chicken, real spill, around ACKs never relax. Bird for brains
>>2656374Faggots are gonna treat the game like vrchat whether erp is allowed or not because they look like randomized dark souls characters irl. 99% of ss13's problems ultimately stem from goblinoid freaks trying to turn a simulation/roleplaying game into a replacement for a social life. Self inserters, nepotistic retard admins, gooners and groomers, even the degradation of the code itself, you name it.
>>2657564bout a megawatt each. which happens to be what each SME can handle
Unban a real slimy nigga so I can pubstomp these nu /veggie/ burgers that come from the public server list >>2658638Nice
H*b babies must go sideways
>be only person that can accurately role play a black person without being a self insert >banned >17 faggot niggas allowed to erp as non humans Unfair and blackpilled
>come home from vacation and check the thread>slop is backblessed
12sloppies
13transpedos
>Nipples is accused of abusing his power to admin his gay ass discord friends.>Doesn't defend himself and silences everyone by locking down the thread.>Disappears completely from all public venues and hides out in the discord indefinitely.What a little pussy bitch faggot. To me this is more embarrassing than Bathosbathtime's bluesky account.
i spent the entire round griefing and got executed for it how did this happen
even though monkeys is really really good at making the admins seem like incredibly reasonable people I do think that nipples is a nigger who shouldn't have been allowed to come back and then leave again after deliberately shitting up an event as his exitI also think yvvel should have had balls and stayed around to keep them from remaking their cancerous circlejerk channel in the discord that, let me fucking remind you, only exists because "if it didn't we'd have metaclub discords"
>>2659614it's a bunch of people who don't play anymore. vg and tg were probably baby's first server for half of the ss13 playerbase, then they realize it's just a bunch of neckbeards turned tranny completely deracinated from the original board culture but still using the name, then they fuck off to better servers. it's not that deep.
>>2659614Nipples was always this gay and the only thing that's changed is that the D*scord circlejerk lets him act the way he wants to with no filter. It's pretty pathetic that all these admins (grown ass men) are forming gay cliques on D*scord like they're still in high school.
do you guys have some form of mass anterograde amnesia or somethingyou keep getting shocked by the same behavior over and over you could see something happen 100 times and you would still act shocked like its the first time you witnessed it when it happens the 101st time
>>2659941it's performative, it just gives people a pretense to chimp out like they always wanted to.you see, this server gives people an out to enact base monkey urges. Over time, people have decided to introduce more and more "sensibilities" which are just more steps before you get your juicy chimp out. If you can disguise your chimp out more than the other people, you win.Essentially, this party is a masquerade.This ties into the nerd culture of self-disgust. On a deep level, a large portion of RP enjoyers do so to escape from their own lives, or even themself.With all of this effort being put into the escape, you find that the thing they're trying to escape from ends up just being normal facets of life, so they attempt to escape from base emotion, which is fully impossible.Because it is fully impossible, they take on a mask to disguise these baseline emotions as other, more acceptable expressions. Whoever holds their mask the best wins.Really, this server teaches you how to be a pussy
>>2660016funny image. it should be the next op.
>>2660016my nigga
slop boy summer
slop is ecstasy
>>2659609>I also think yvvel should have had balls and stayed around to keep them from remaking their cancerous circlejerk channel in the discord thatim much happier not being an admin and just lurking and occasionally playing on another ckey. we were having literal arguments in the admin chat every day because kromkar kept trying to find dumbass reasons to ban people he didnt like despite not banning fervent rule breakers because he liked them, the lack of consistent rule enforcement and shitty documentation on bans was genuinely frustrating me. when the team thought pomf had OD'd in 2023, nipples was suggesting that i become the new host but i dont think he understood how nuclear i wouldve gone if i was running the server.
>>2660943>when the team thought pomf had OD'd in 2023Excuse me what? Pomf is on smack?
>>2660943yet you perpetuated the same shit while you were an admin, you're a freak and I hope you get what you deserve
>>2660975pomf has been on and off all sorts of meds to combat his depression. we had a week or two in 2023 where he just fuckin' vanished entirely and no one could get a hold of him. iirc one of the admins who lived close to him did a welfare check this was like three years ago and ive slept since then so i might be misremembering the specifics. i think he was on ketamine at the time? probably dont need to talk about it much on the general but its an open secret that he's struggled with it for awhile.>>2660996i miss you too irishmaniac
>>2660943>>2661027check forum messages bud
>>2660943that's all great but saying this in the thread instead of when you're an admin/in the forums doesn't help anything at allI think the way kromkar defends reimus is the most pathetic thing imaginable too, holy shit
>>2661064i got a warning from kromkar on the forum for saying reimu hasnt changed at all in his ban appeal. why is it that everyone that uses a tony soprano avatar is a massive faggot?
>>2661027you're deluded enough to think that you've only annoyed one person
>>2661116you whine so much about other players, shut the fuck up loser
>>2661064>implying i didnt say this shit almost daily in the admin chatanon you're foolish if you think most of the admins respected my opinions. the wider majority of the admins/ex admins tolerated me at best and even said i was a "burntdevil" adjacent admin who had strange takes on things. the issue was there being no established status quo for how things should be handled and that most of the team unironically didn't know the rules. i can recall that i event pointed out to bathos one time that we should really rewrite the rules because several of them were contradictory and he just responded with "no they arent" and didnt elaborate further.
>>2661129here you are whining right now to defend your e-daddy janny nigger
>>2661133they thought you were weird because of something deep within you, you brag incessantly in a way that screams a need for validation. literally saw you bragging once about how many women wanted to bang you and how you were starting a business, you just want the spotlightIf I were on the admin team with you, I'd keep you on the outside too.
>>2661141nigger i know 13mommies the same fucking faggot who goes crying to admins at the smallest HINT of not getting his way isn't calling me a fagmin enjoyerlegitimately go kill yourself and your mother (she fucked up by not beating you more)
>>2661160kromkar will not fuck you unless your name is nipples sorry bro
>>2661177im going to fuck your mom in the ass until she gives birth to your evil twin buttbrother, whom I will keep in a cage and exclusively interact with to teach how to snip your achilleas heel in your sleep and fuck your mouth
>gay sex out of nowhereanon...
>>2661195its not gay if its his twin poopbrother
>>2661116Yeah that's what I mean, even when kromkar is being the faggiest of faggot admins and pretending he's a faceless enforcer of some shadowy cabal instead of blatantly just being the only one who gives a shit about you, you still come off like you kind of deserve it because of how much you spam about garbage and have your own double standards>>2661133I don't know how you don't see the disconnect between "discord is bad" and "I talked about it in discord"It's not as if posting grievances on the forum is any more arduous than posting them on discord and, being functionally permanent instead of whenever someone wipes the discord/it shuts down because it can't spy on enough people, neatly avoids problems like being ignoredExcept for when nipples does it, then it's fine I guess and nobody other than monkeys or I careIn fact I might just go and rape bathos about promising to address things and then just never saying a word after nipples closed the thread about kromkar because he doesn't care about the game or the server
>>2661207yvvel, you've had so many players pull fast ones on you by pretending to respect you, how about this? I'm going to do the same to you one of these days and prove how easy you are to bend
>>2661220holy shit you can't even read a reply chain properly
>>2661220excuse me retardGOD, thats clearly not yvvel because hes responding to the guy that described his interactions with the admin team lol
>>2661207>I don't know how you don't see the disconnect betweenYou know they don't have to listen to him right, like people screamed for Burntdevil to get removed and the only reason he did get removed was because he admitted to cyberstalking another admin. VG's been a boys' club since it started
>>2661207>In fact I might just go and rape bathos about promising to address things and then just never saying a word after nipples closed the thread about kromkar because he doesn't care about the game or the serverthey're both lying faggots that never engage in good faith with you even if you have thousands of github contributions to your name or thousands of hours playing the game without getting a single ban. headmins have spent more time on the discord in total than the server itselfnipples regularly says spess has gotten boring and stale for him but he still wants to be a headmin and make decisions for people that still find spess fun. no one ever talks about how fucked this mentality is on the forum
>>2661285pomf is the same way. she hasnt played in well over a decade. staff should be expected to play the game just a little bit
I miss Blonichu
I can't believe Wizrael finally locked up PJBibi for corruption
>>2661302at least pomf is contributing by hosting the server. a lot of our faggot admins dont contribute anything but they still think they're entitled to a position of authority despite vehemently refusing to even play the fucking game. hell we even have a shitcord role called "grape" that allows retired admins who are completely out of the loop to comment on ongoing ban requests/appeals in the admin channel. some of these dudes havent even looked at the game in the last 5 years
I don't see any new forum threads or replies, what are we whining about today exactly?
>>2661324i do to, i hope he is doing well. he was a great admin and the server is worse now that he is a grape
>>2661471pomf got aids and the admin team is in meltdown over it
>>2661498This is so sad, I hope he gets one of those hermetically sealed plastic bubbles so he can survive disease free forever
>>2661520*to keep the aids in
do you guys like fermi chem at all?It feels like most of the shit added in-game is to just extend/pad rounds, even though SS13 has bad memory leaks and lag past 3-4+ hours.
stan for headmin
>>2637924We did lmao
sloppy and slopular
>>2661229sure thing, yvvel
blueskysssyeahHHhhdu du du du dilatedu du du du dilate
secmain raped me in dorms
bathos groomed me
what does PJB mean
>>2663332poopy jew butt
enough with the cringe slop shit
pieter pieterpoessy ieteroepsie woepsie ik ook wer hebben het der voetball verloren van de marokkanenner of zoiets dergelijks
>>2661863What is fermi chem?
>>2660943U a real nigga ;_;7 2slime out
>welder fuel huffing, chloral drinking 3slime son>pomf ketamine induced bird-pan-skitter induced fever dream daughterYou can pick one
>>2661364Can I be a grape? My key is angelite191
I just found a fractal designs case in the garbage area should I make a new alt with it
2nite we slime 2times
>>2664659454 leons are going to extinguish you
>>2664669123 pomfs are gonna pomf ~~ you silly
>>2664680wait. he's here?! i gotta hide. DONT CALL SEC!not trying to avatarfag i just like sharing art people have made
I touch myself to Vox Porn
timmy troon
>>2649588Can you link it?
>>2664695not gonna lie chief thats some pretty fucking cringe deviantart tier furry garbage
throw some cashe in the fiyah
Throw 2slimyhotdogs in the monkey>>2664695Ur a fag alr
tums covered in slime
>>2665400Finally, a fat man. He will save the spess game.
>>2665400cut or uncut?
>it's another "Stan Zarand gets AA, runs around the station for 30 minutes, gets bored because he didnt roll antag and AFKs for the rest of the shift" round
>>2665563If Stan's antag sneed can't get him antag, then the round was cursed from the start.
give me antag role
that fat nigga had antag rolls lmao
>>2665729Looks like a friendly group to me
>>2665729which one is sexmain
>>2665729No AI slop, read the OP
>>2665920prove its AI retard
>>2665920It's real, I was the cameraman
>>2665979teehee
never stop slopping
yvvel used to molest medon't fall for her "nice guy" act
Singulos should not be countered by AME jars and Bags of Holding because now either every singuloose ends up with a powergaming engineer chucking it into the goose before it's able to eat a single department. Just pull a TG at that point and remove singulo if you're going to cuck it that hard because an antag ruined your bar RP. Shit like this is why /vg/station is boring now.
>>2666742Singuloosing is also boring
>>2666754And jerking off doing bar RP with your vox furfag metabuddies in escape while the shuttle comes isn't?
>>2666742>why are people able to do anything about me being able to end a round by clicking literally 3 buttons on the research console?If you want to end a round with guaranteed casualties then go make bombs. Even if it gets killed by bags or AME jars a baguloose is still a guaranteed shuttle call unless you whiff it so bad that it can't even grow to stage 2.
>>2666742>hide AME closet>reset RND researchdont bitch about your shitty plans getting ruined if you cuck yourself by doing absolutely no legwork
>>2666819R&D players are the biggest whiners around, they want everything for the least amount of effort.
>>2666796>>2666819>NOOOO DONT FUCK WITH MY CUSTOM BAR I MADE FOR ME AND MY VOX METABUDDIES TO RP INThat's what you powergamers sound like.
This bait isn't even good enough to merit a (You), try harder anon
>go to medbay>med staff are busy staring at corpses, not reviving people, and walking around>dare to grab something to heal myself>med staff start screechingholy shit I just want bone gel and a sterile mask to do surgery on myself, I asked on comms and got no response.Even the fucking chemist can’t press 3 buttons to make medicine to save their life, and gets upset when I crawl through their open table window and make myself meds after asking since they say they can’t.
woah first slap i ever got in ages, shit's really hitting the fan huh, anyways i'm gonna find some humour in the forums wish me luck
praying beside my bedthat the slopgod gives his blessings tomorrow
>>2667229t. that nog with 20 brain damage
me at the hop line
surely our slopsister has figured out how to ban evade on VG stationwhat ckey do you think she's using?
When Leon forgets the effing ranch homie!!!!!!!!!! Unban 2sliheem infidels! Aerodynamix144 too
lockjaw leon
Leon deserves a constant stream of ejaculant, but not necessarily in a sexual way, but in a purely biological way
>[21:44:13]EMOTE: Foodoro Riker/ReimusArmpit (@217,288,1): puts my feet on the bugs head
How would you revamp traitor?It's always>greytide implant and raid armory then murderbone>singuloose>killer wheelchairAnd that's it. Nobody does anything else.
>>2666742>>2669594/vg/ reinventing the reasons nobody plays classic style anymore from first principles
barackosama69 could've been VG's first black headmin
>>2669594They need new items that can let them do funny things, the play style isn't the same as when they made the old items
How many times can we have a Stan-shoots-everyone round before it gets stale?
big slops big slopsa slop so specificbig slops on dropsthe slop is terrific
>>2666742AGREE, SINGULOS ARE WORTHLESS NOWWhat happened to the fun SS13 server with cartoonish violence and chaos???
>>2666796Bag of holding kills you, so its well balanced.
is the server still lowpop the majority of the time, I haven't checked on it in years and I wanna play again
>every round has to be a fast quipping main characters reddit avengers movie
>>2670265It's active (20-30 players) between 7/8PM and 11/12PM EST most days.
>>2670277awesome
they finally took down the server, thank christ
how can i play vgstation locally to fiddle around with atmos and engineering without fucking up a round?
unironically agree with every word of this post. vg has become actual trash over the years. the shitty personalities have become too ingrained
>>2670361damn this nigga crashed out because she didnt immediately get unbanned for metagaming and griefing
>>2670361Beast mode I'm afraid
>>2670361Dude writes all this then as a non-antag he kills, strips, disposes and round removes people for tackling him kek
eagerly awaiting my daily ration of slop
join and ready upbonus art
>>2670361And written all with a bum wrist. You gotta appreciate it
>>2670468the beach boys!radioheads!
Come on baby (don't fear the krommy)Baby take my hand (don't fear the krommy)We'll be able to fly (don't fear the krommy)Baby I'm your man
Weird thread. Closing this now.
kromkar thinks moderating the discrod and the server isnt enough work for a janny of his caliber so he moderates the forum as well lol
>>2670437I find this hilarious with everyone who writes longer forum posts than all the text they type in a round combined.Like Xeroxemnas, Troonvere among others.
who's the most based player in this server of cringe
>>2670475The Bleach Boys
zero playersinfinite slops
>Weird thread. Closing this now.
The virgin active admin:>I'll leave this thread open for peanut posting as is the normThe chad inactive admin that hasnt played the game for over two years:>erm weird thread im closing it now
>>2670511man i just struggle to read longer forum posts
>>2670511The low or total lack of RP in this server doesnt allow for anything longer
>>2670761>I'll leave this thread open for peanut posting as is the norm and moderate mean posts directed at meftfy
imagine if everyone was a south park character xD
>>2670353>download the code from https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>follow the steps from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfQ5yxCM7ZIjust remenber to copy and paste everything inside config-example to config before you compile the code
uh this is a game about catching a vibe with your OCs and being a good citizen ok you can't just be randy marsh we do not do this in ratwood
I thought about staying up late to finally play a round but I realised kromkar is not only not permbanned but he's still an adminlegitimately mind boggling
Remember when kromkar first applied to be admin and everyone was like wtf no you don't even play the game, deniedso then he just sat in the lobby afk for 24 hours a day to pad his playtime then applied again and got accepted
leon loins
never ever EVER pipe the o2 supply pipe to distro againOR I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!
something really ham fisted and distasteful about the deviantart donut steel backstory with kink preferences thing some servers have going on, or even require. i have heard that efforts were made in recent years to attract fags from f-list and fur affinity, even going so far as to buy ads there. maybe this is where the aversion to anything interesting happening, and the "roleplay=typing" mentality of players nowdays comes from. they're retarded tourists from literal gooncave chatrooms.
Unironically we should be able to choose our pronouns and see other players pronouns when we inspect themBefore anyone complains, it's quite literally harmless and makes the game more inclusive and opens up more options for roleplay
>>2672042you can, you can choose male or female
>>2672047My character doesnt identify as either
>>2672058oh okay so i'll make sure to identify you correctly as "has no pulse" if you say that IC
>>2672062I'm almost certainly more robust than you
>>2672100surely, but all it takes is a bola and a tear gas 'nade when i recognize you as hostile and you're done
>>2672058my character easily identifies your character as male based off of his protruding brow ridge, narrow hips, broad shoulders, jaw, stubble, voice, genitalia, male chromosome, and tendency towards autistic male interests
>>2672042>>2672058>i want to be a tedious concern troll in the game tooadding turbans and non-christian chaplain content to make you uncomfortable in a way you can't complain about directly
Just here to say that the barrack osama 69 Niglit is right, dab dab dab dab dab. Except for his blatant disrespect to Albanians. Whatever you disgusting fucks are it isn’t Albanian, it’s more SEA. You guys aren’t even Australian. I still kekked
slop when I'm sleepingslop when I'm creepingslop
we're serbian nigga we eat bosnians nigga we stomp on their ankles in soccer games kosovo is part of rhode island
>nigga getting grilled by the kkk >kromkar>karnikov>kharkov >Unban this nigga, he got banned by the guy he attacked. Also I'm pretty sure he said he was sorry somewhere in this literally almost 2000 word post. [sic] citation neededHistory repeats itself.
if we were south park timmy would be timmy lole
for me, it's the lemonian era
transgender contenderbathos on a benderwoman pretender discords balls in a blender
holding bathos tiny little narrow shoulders while I booty blast him until he unbans me and all the homies
Lumbermancer hasn't played a human character aside from Schlomo since 2020
>>2672996>dislike someone>call them a pedophileyou're legitimately sub 70 IQ and need to have your access to the internet removed
lumbertranser
>dislike someone>call them a pedophilecorrect
>dislike someone>weirdly vaguepost about them like you have brain damage for 9 yearsohhhhhhh my days you're mocking it
Nah I was wrong about this server. You people need brain MRIs. This ban in truth was a gift. Just as the subforum said. I always knew that there were some highly specialized primates never encountered in nature before that I would be communicating with on this contraption of game and forum but never like this. You've really opened my eyes as to why I've never given this server a chance before now. It's because deep down I knew it never really was shit anyways. Just like every server. I came here in earnest to admit to my mistakes as a player and attempt to make right without hiding behind a new account with a clean history and I've gotten nothing but insults and disrespect for it. If that's how your server is run then why should I or anyone else with any self respect play it? You people really play this shit because you hate yourselves and you think what you tolerate somehow makes something right in your garbled mind. There's billions of people out there with computers and Internet and more every day and less than a hundred of them will spend time on your server during prime hours because your shit SUCKS. This game is played out anyways, there haven't been any new game changing or exciting core ideas or mechanics in it for YEARS. The people who really gave a shit are long gone and off to better things and the ones that are still here are sulking in what was, and are still pretending the music hasn't stopped, and think that calling someone a faggot online is supposed to say more about who it's directed at than the person saying it.
>>2672042>opens up more options for roleplayhow exactly does magically seeing someone's pronouns without having to ask for them (aka roleplay) open up options for roleplay
>>2673293dude, i have been banned multiple times and learned "hey maybe don't do that shit" and i like to think i've become a better player due to the bans i have recieved
>>2673423no you didnt. bans dont actually help you improve, they only make you sanitize the way you play. you improve by listening to other players or taking after their example by imitating certain behaviors
>>2673293a major element of enjoying this server is getting to observe and pick on the retard of the week and if you are the retard of the week you wouldn't understand and I could see why it would make someone this upset
>>2673423but leon you still do that shit all the time
>>2656900I didn't know one existed, but I ended up playing Trauma Station, it was a good time. Reminded me of when I was 16 sitting in teamspeak with my old friends. Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it. Can someone point me to the right thread?
>>2673297how exactly does magically seeing someone's flavor text without having to ask for it (aka roleplay) open up options for roleplay
>>2671991>i have heard that efforts were made in recent years to attract fags from f-list and fur affinityIts true beyond a doubt, you can blame splurt station for doing that. They paid for a bunch of ads on shit like e621 and f-list to advertise their server. Tourist is a appropriate term to label most furries on this game by.
>>2673815so i can post epic imgur pictures of my bearded nicknamed usmc OC doing this instead of even describing him with texthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOK3RrLggA0
>>2673927I wonder where you'd even recruit from to counter that, even with ads
>>2674030brappy crappy and peepee farmsjust gotta throw some chum in the water and get rshoe's attention
*looks into orifice awaiting slop*
you understand barely anyone posts here because you act like this, right? you are aware you can bump the thread normally right?
There should be a demonic possession antag.Like a spirit that jumps from vessel to vessel (takes control of the character for a bit, maybe 30 or something and knowledge of being possessed is treated as deadchat knowledge) and is immune to damage/stun/pain (the vessel isnt, so once the spirit jumps the vessel gets all the damage) and the way to deal with it/kill it is to exorcise it via some ritual.Evil Dead-esque.Not sure if it would work in noRP /vg/.
>>2674596who are you talking to
>>2674615that would be really cool actually. maybe it could only fire when there is an active and alive chaplain? maybe give the real owner of the body a 30 second cooldown ability to whisper so a sharp crew member can find out they're possessed?
>>2674714bathos haircut is ridiculous
>>2674714The top right frakendude looks like he could be an extra in Robert Eggers movieHe should pursue that
>>2674714this game is so fucking cursed
might post a pic of myself just to fuckin mog everyone
>>2673423Ive been called "the biggest shitter theyve ever seen" but nowadays I rarely even get bonked. People improve
>>2674596I think its the slop poster, he used to post this shit before his range ban. He isn't posting the cashe ai slop because he doesn't want another ban right off the bat
sloppy steaks1 meat steak 30u water"people can change"
>>2674615this has been tried before on other servers and im pretty sure borer was able to possess players and not only lesser animals.The main problem is that the possessor can just get the possessed killed and then jump to another host
>>2674900>The main problem is that the possessor can just get the possessed killed and then jump to another hostThis seems like a very easy thing to fix so maybe it's a case of nobody wanted to maintain it
>>2674900>The main problem is that the possessor can just get the possessed killed and then jump to another hostDoesn't seem too hard to brainstorm a solution for that. Yeah, a shitter can just go around possessing everyone and welderbombing but that could be preventable.
idk why people act like the thread was ever goodif it wasnt drawsstuff posting furry porn it was leon avatarfagging and slopper slopping
kind of off topic but i find it hilarious when divergent clones work together rather than trying to eliminate each other>yeah there are three of us, what of it?
>>2674928I prefer stuff like that over "I got antag so ill kill everyone immediately" or 'that one is valid so ill immediately kill him"Instead of killing the catbeast that is used to add more threat, it is way better to arrest it or keep it as a "pet" for a bit then publicly execute it or divergent clones being menaces together or soul ramblers being annoyingBut 99% of the time it's "i want to click on this character five times and make it go horizontal" then go back to doing nothing
>>2674924every now and then someone will tell an interesting experience that occurred during a round that doesn't fit a ban request or feedback. few and far between. Lets see how many I can find ITT.Reread the entire thread and only found 3 stories. 1. Stan teleporting security to the derelict. 2. Some guy complaining that medbay kicked him out because they were too busy to gift him bonegel.3, Another guy upset because singulos have a counter.
>>2674944>3, Another guy upset because singulos have a counter.to be fair singulos are already pretty fucking weak because they just eat engineering and fuck off forever 99% of the time
What if sneedgulos were always attracted to mass instead of having random movement?
>>2674966rip your mum
station engineer is a boring worthless jobplayed by boring worthless peopleengineers are mogged by mommis and engiborgsno one cares when engineering gets destroyed and it usually doesnt prompt a shuttle call. just make an eel engine and move on
>>2674983only an autistic retard would think mommis mog anything
>>2673293Wait it just dawned upon me basedosama69 is an immigrant. Fuck this guy he made me chuckle. He is right about the projecting part at the end of this excerpt >>2674830So did Jeffrey Epstein before he roped
>>2674966I think this is how it works on SS14
>>2674998mommis repair the station and keep it running instead of obsessing over an arbitrary number that offers nothing to anyone. your only contribution to the game is husking jobbies that want contraband from vending machines
>>2673815Flavor text should be short enough that you don't need to click the expand button and tell you something that would be apparent about the character from seeing them. Anything else is bad
My character is CRAZY with Bedhead 2 and likes to kill people!
add smells
add vaspy
How do I create "soil"?The wiki doesnt tell me
>>2675325soil yourself
>>2675325Grow grass, use it in hand to make it into tiles, put it on plating, dig it with a shovel, use the resultant sand in hand to make sandstone, use sandstone to make a soil plot
>>2675348Thanks, frendo.
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>>2675519he owned you hard and the fact that this seethe is your only rebuttal proves that
By the science of facts granted to me by the universe, I'm able to realize how euphoric I am to really deduce that I'm not missing out on some phony god
>>2675519sex with terezi or something
converting to odia hinduism and listening to roots reggae and black person ska exclusively on a pill speaker exclusively to make 40 year old something awful white guys as angry as possible making them say dj nigga fox and niggas on the moon making them drink non-diet red bulls calling zorhan a faggot
My character is BLACKKKKKK
bouncy castle for vox with big tits
Me to Foodoro every round
>>2675756So true, best girl
>>2675856vox are actually flat chested beauties
HRVATSKAAAAAA
>>2675856what>>2675993said. the birds do not have tits
foodoro waking up sleepy on a warm sunny morning in a pile of white pillows and blankets and going weh~
breaking into the trader outpost to steal their seed
>>2674940nothing wrong with giving everyone a reroll by ending the round
if you're ever antag on a map you don't like just speedrun itit's not a bannable offence
secmain wants to play twister with my sister
>>2676472you're only allowed to do it on snaxi for whatever reason
>3 secoffs>a dozen revssounds fair
>>2676738secpain
>>2676068chicken breasts taste delicious though?
>>2676738>bully pox until he mains assistant only>wonder where the robust seccies went
feathery fuckbuddy
New Static IdeaFemale clone of Hitler
>>2677348you can just have a buddy hold the birds down while you take what you want, they can not fight back against tackle spam
>>2677331she still plays sec as a bug
zero sloppers online tonight
is the supplier
my squire comes up to me and grabs my codpiece. i let him grab my codpiece. i had sex with his mom, i'm making love to his mother, after I'm done, i'm laying there chilling. he grab my codpiece. and he's playing with my codpiece. i let that happen.
SLOP IS THE DEVIL INFILTRATING OUR MORTAL PLANE
we really need more antags, shit is boring lately
Barackosamaas autistic nigger babble was pretty cool but he threw shade at some very powerful demographics. Im not talking about serverhosts living in their mom’s basements scheming clipping gold bars for Costco cash back. Im talking about billionaires.
thanks obama
https://vocaroo.com/1599UlSnHPlLbop bop slop slop
should I download byond on my new PC?should i make new byond account?
>>2678721yes for DU
>>2678721if you're on linux and you use a vm the paranoid schizofaggot admins (sacred and nipples) will think you have 15 alt accounts
>>2678768Im thirdworlder and my ping is too high i really wasnt able to play DU well last time I tried
>>2678819oh wait that was the RPG server whatever its called
>>2678680everyone is loving this
>>2673637I posted that under the impression that the SS14 general was still alive, but it looks like it died months ago. Sorry
Do I need to be a pedophile to play this game or is a bluesky account not required?
>>2678981No but there are whispers that soon we're going to be going whitelist only due to ban evaders, so you'll need a discord account to do a basic screening before you can join. (our server at least)
I would like cm14 more if it doesnt have furry racesand this is coming from a furry
Free my nigga barackosama69
Benefits of using CloudFlare:>Your websites becomes inaccessible all the time.>No protection against DDoS or bots.>You give money directly to Bibi.No wonder Pomf chose this piece of software.
>>2679389i'd like cm as a concept better if it wasn't complete fanfiction with a bunch of capeshit tyranid xeno classes and didn't run like an openoffice slideshow due to the vintage 2012 baystation hrp tickrate but apparently being a bad game on purpose is sovlfvl actually and i'm horribly out of touch
>>2679389it's even funnier when servers claim to be serious roleplay environments and have furslop races without the slightest lore justification. since when did WOD or Fallout have gay cartoon dogs walking around?
>>2679676Moving ban requests, appeals, and other required forum-based processes to the Discord would make the system more reliable and easier for players and staff to use. If the forum frequently goes down due to Cloudflare issues or other outages, it creates an unnecessary bottleneck where banned players cannot appeal, staff cannot review cases efficiently, and important communication gets delayed. The Discord is already where much of the server's community handles real-time discussion, moderation, announcements, and support, so centralizing those processes there would streamline everything into one place. It would reduce confusion, make appeals easier to track, and prevent a broken or unreliable forum from blocking access to basic administration procedures.
trash server down once again
12 years a NEET
taylor swift is getting married today bros
>>2679722Bait used to require effort.
server's been dead for the past 6 hours
>>2673293jej he HAD to mention the gamer word as if mean words are the only useful part of the server
>>2679878I'm at the wedding idk about you
yeah it's a drunken slop night
Who cares about the server being down? Argentina is playing tonightGo get drunk and watch Messi kick ball
these slops are about to get messy and kick the discords balls off
Wow the thread is even more schizophrenic than usual today, I wonder how many of these posts are from a single person
so no july 4th event and no spess at all because the server is down? what a fumble lol
>>2680046fuck off bathos
bathos need a bath cuz he smells like DU DUand the stink of pedo defendy
>>2680046actually, since the server has been down for almost 9 hours it's more likely to be multiple people
>beautiful afternoon on my day off>decide to take the kids to the park>noticed some sweaty fucking creep slinking aroundmanaged to snap this pic when i confronted him then he scurried off muttering about how blue the sky is? and having to dilate or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6i5qHHXjz0
>>2679894are you going to ask her if she really is our tayiorswift
>>2680555gemmer
taylor is officially off the market
Who's that Pedomon?
Hey its me. We should apologize to Bathos for being rude to him and for all the trash talk.
>>2681080wonder how security main is taking it
>>2681625fiona mogs taylor
yeah I'm a wiccan
>>2635699In other thread anon mentioned ss13 is dead, is this true? Looking for unmodded experience, is it a good time for spessintern to join in? Also, I've seen ss14 on steam, what's the anons' opinion on it?
>>2681945game is being suffocated to death by furry servers and post-bardfinn reddit people. tg and vg have players in the evening EST and are the closest you're going to get to a vanilla experience. ss14 feels like a shitty unity game and is still not feature complete after 9 years of development. it's also run by a group of emotionally unstable cranks and political partisans who recently had a big chimpout over basically nothing and i wouldn't trust them with your real email or steam account
>>2681971Welp, I'm CET too, so I guess I'm both too late and too late. What's the story with 14's devs having an mental episode?
>>2681986it's really long and boring but their project leader was a grating shithead who was hard to deal with and this led to a petty interpersonal dispute during his resignation that turned into a power struggle over ownership of everything. he pulled off a sort of internal coup regained control of the servers and discord but eventually relented and gave up again, presumably when served with frivolous legal threats from the rest of the team.
>>2680555lol
>>2682056It really is an amateur hour type of story, sadly way to common as community projects go.
>come across a lifeweb 2 video>"guh" and "oof" in the first 5 minutes>see another in recommendeds>40 minutes of homosexual erp i see randy's vetting process is working as intended
crashe
hydration break
>>2679676Cloudflare unironically runs the bots that nuke or stall websites with excessive traffic, until you pay for their ((services)). It's depressing nobody has done anything against it (there's website challenges that might tie the bots up maybe?)
I;m thinking about thos slops
>>2682698He made a Lifeweb 2? What's that about?
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
people are without water in arkansas and shit becuase i keep making AI porn
Bros...Schlomo just got banned from HoPIt's over
>>2684917KROMMY PULLED THE TRIGGER
it's so over
>Somewhat incredible that you can be more or less coached on what to say to make this situation look a lot better and outright refuse to do so for seemingly no reason. A primary rule has been broken twice over explicitly and seemingly spitefully with a clear injured party whom themselves are filing a formal complaint. A ban is absolutely necessary and the only room for debate is how harsh it will be. I would personally recommend some form of command ban, as the order given was pertaining to doing subverted command work, though an additional antag ban wouldn't be inappropriate if ineffective.
capital v capital goptics level: michael
>locked instead of leaving it open for peanut-postingi don't disagree with his ruling but oh my god how can one man make himself so unlikeable?
free schlomo
You just know that faggot kromkar got his rocks off banning schlomo
That ban was bullshit and everyone knows it.
Name 5 players that aren't pedos or troonsImpossible mode: they're not permabanned shitters
>>2685593Me and I've been playing sinc->not pedosNevermind
Being trans is bad because uh... ???
>>2681971>tg vanilla experience plus I’m a niggerDo you also have a space station to sell me, mamadou? Sorry buddy but pomf cornered that market.
>>2685593SpacedGodLumbermancerSecurity mainPrimeDFalson
remember when the github got unprivatized
>>2685785>t.immy
I'm about to double down on the bullying
>>2684120it's just lifeweb with a new(but imo worse) ui
>>2679389I got 14cm for you right here
>>2686267oh la-la
finna vibe code some shit when I get home from church any new features yall want?
Free my nigga schlomo
>>2686414clever girl
>>2686430kill yourself leon
when this is all over i'm gonna miss you
she call me stinky dinkycause i got a stinky dinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWg90C8qlcI
free lumbermancerdeadmin kromcuck
The slopper could make real life jerkmusic if he embraced his inner black. It could even be added to the bar jukebox. It could become popularized.
we need a slopmancer to conjure up some slops
>>2686810she's so cool
>>2686894As if they check the thread to begin with
rip
>>2686949Evidently they do. In fact, I already got banned a few days ago for showing off my tummy.
>First they came for Aerodynamix and I did not speak out because I was not a shitter>Then they came for GermanSanta and I did not speak out because I was not German>Then they came for Lumbermancer and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew>Then they came for me and no one left to speak out for me
>>2687468literally who: the crew
If a player plays the game but does not post in the discord, is the server still alive?
>slopper gets banned again>nearly 1/6th of the posts in the thread disappearWhat compels someone to be this mentally ill
you can really see the rise and fall of the server from the size of the logs
>>2687893They cut down on shit that was clogging up logs over time.
>>2687923if by cut down on shit you mean banning and alienating everyone then yeah
timmy taser's tootsies
fiona feet
>>2688057>>2688065feet on feet
judy slopps
i will hang out with my mom and sister and they will talk about incels and make fun of incels and stuff and im just sitting there like >_>.... <_<......
>have to reinstall byond because my antivirus deleted dreamsseeker>stuck on your game is starting soon for over an houri think it's over for me spessbros...
>>2688135lmao my mom made a joke about me having a boyfriend and all i had to say was "oh yeah, where's yours?" and we both cracked up laughing
Why does it seem like everyone who is regularly involved in this server hates everyone else who is also regularly involved?Do any of you actually enjoy playing or do you just stick around out of habit or just to spite your metagrudges?This can't be healthy.
>>2688484umm.. well do you have a boyfriend? >.<
>>2688505I like a majority of the regular players. There's just a few who are unpleasant and make it their goal for it to be a headache for everyone.
>>2688505i don't think i have ever had a problem with anyone honestly, there are players i avoid but i don't go out of my way to be a shithead towards them. i think as a community /vg/ is doing good even if we're having issues with pop (waow it's dead during working hours!)
>>2688507yeah, and i think he's a great guy. we get along and have fun!
>>2688525ok well do you and your boyfriend have a boyfriend
>>2688532what do you mean?
>>2688543nevermind i forgot i was talking to leon
>>2687893this tracks. i quit playing vg right before ssethtide because the admins got really bitchy and would annoy you even when rules weren't been broken. nice to see i wasn't alone on that one. imagine bleeding players during the greatest population influx in the game's history lol. 2024 hitting fucking 2013 numbers isn't terribly shocking, what with the resident ai slopper and the ratwood staff spamming the thread until it was unusable. the move to /vm/ was also dumb and hurt pop because who the fuck uses /vm/? there are probably hundreds who thought the general just died.
>>2688555checked but also what do you mean?
>>2687893>logs aren't filled with thousands of lines of Ian barking and poly flying towards things anymoreit's never been more over
>>2688796literally nothing changed between 2018 and 2026 retard. other than your gender maybehttps://game.ss13.moe/logs/2018/06-June/01-Friday.loghttps://game.ss13.moe/logs/2026/06-June/01-Monday.log
>>2688822>june 15th 2025 Ice melting into water spams chem logs nonstop #39395>may 12th 2025 Fixes ghosted mobs duplicating their attack logs#37564>may 22nt 2024 Corgis are whiny way less often when hungry.#36536saying literally nothing changed seems a bit disingenuous, dont you think? i searched log in the github and found quite a bit
>>2688845nice two cherry picked 2025 examples from after the 2013 to 2024 data I was showing, and literally didn't change any of the log sizes anywayand an example from 2024 that didnt do anything either if you look at the file sizes for that monthbut i'd expect nothing less from a wiseass github tranny like you
>>2688868>nothing changed about the logs!>several PRs throughout 8 years to improve the logs>it doesnt even matter anyway!the server is at all time pop low and everybody can fucking see that but you just sound like a retarded nigger talking about filesizes and trannies trying to stir up shit instead of playing the game
>>2688879instead of data or evidence of anything your counterpoint is that some coder tranny says she did a thing, so the logs must be smaller and less bloated! when the 2013-2024 log sizes shows a clear bell curve that coincides with the rise and fall of server population and looking at the same month of logs from 8 years apart they're nearly identical in terms of what gets loggednot sure why you want to try to be a know it all faggot about this but you're literally a retarded tranny
>>2688731>the move to /vm/ was also dumb and hurt pop because who the fuck uses /vm/?The thread had to move to /vm/ because it was too slow to keep up with gacha spam on /vg/ and /vg/ jannies did literally nothing about the slop spammer.
>>2688965this. so glad the /vm/ mods kicked that faggot straight in the balls
>>2688879>all time pop lowHow I know you're a neverplayer or a newfag. A couple years ago the server wasn't even drawing 15 players on weekends, now we reliably get 20+ every evening.
>>2689065facts there has been a noticeable increase this year
>>2689065didn't you see the file sizes? the server is dying because the admins are banning everyone who's playing
>>2689149note my original post is 2013-2024 (showing the rise and fall of the server over that period)there has in fact been an uptick in server pop this year (you'd know if you played)but keep coping tranny (dilate)
>>2689169>uptick in server pop while the admins are banning and alienating the entire playerbaseyeah, i'm thinking the server is dead
>>2689222>compared to your reply which was completely and utterly proven false >>2688796neck yourself trannyfootys on
>>2689254woah i just talked to pomf on byond messenger and got him to compress the 2025 logs, it was 922M! he said he'll upload and it so we can all see the server's return to it's former glory after it's dark ages
>>2689273>troony sarcasmepic win
>>2689279now we REALLY can see the full picture of the server's rise, fall, and return to grace
>>2689286you're a funny girl i'll give you that
so it's decided, kromkar is a good admin and his bans are facilitating pop returning in droves
>tranny gets owned based on facts and logic>has to be an insincere cunt here on outchin up hun
Can't we just get the true and honest playercount from the logs? Just do that and see the numbers.
>>2689340the size of the compressed logs is a fine enough metric, tranny
>>2689349neck yourself insincere troon
>>2689354cope tranny (dilate) ywnbaw
>>2689349even though some logs are compressed as zip and some as 7z?
uncompressed shows the save bell curve
same*
>>2689366>useless tranny can't finish half a thought correctlyneck yourself>>2689362yes that bell curve that coincides with the rise and fall of server population
i still dont get why this tranny is disputing this so hard lmaoit's fascinating though>normal guy notices a pattern while looking through data>attributes and explains it based on facts, statistics, and data analysis and shares his findings with everyone (actually how it works)>troony disputes the pattern >disputes it based on feelings and he said she said (she said she did thing on github so it must be true)
>>2689384im not disputing shit aanymore you useless tranny. nobody can argue with the fucking bell curve you retarted troon. it coincides with the rise and fall of server populationjust fucking neck yourself already
>>2689399you're kinda cute not gonna liehow about i put my fuckin bell-end in your curves
>the thread tranny wants to fuck fat hairy mendilate and kys faggot
>>2689359>>2689379>>2689399>>2689420
>i posted my funny discord gif!go back to grooming children, tranny
>>2689362That, and both formats are able to be configured to varying amounts of compression. Writing a script to graph out playercounts would be a better metric.On a side note, I'd really like to see the playercounts of all the SS13 servers throughout time. Especially since more and more servers are giving the public access to their logs.
Lumbermancers ban is really grasping at straws. He did nothing wrong
>>2689707his crime was trying to go to bed at a decent time
ah, while looking through logs i noticed an interesting trend. I will share this with everyone.>erm actually the pattern is not true because i say its notwell, if you had studied the logs and stats and everything as i have, it makes good sense based on the state of the server over the years, and the hard data coincides with that>ummm no my tranny friend on github said they fixed a thing so the logs are way different nowwell, no, if you look at the logs from, for example, june 1 2018 and june 1 2026, that i linked, they're nearly identical, and few things, if nothing, was actually changed in the logging system over those years>ummm actkually no because durr durr duur i need to dilate and xyzahh okay you're a retarded tranny and will always defend what ever retarded nonsensical point you think you need to defendthese are the types of pjb and admin trannies that ruined the game btwthis is your bathos, your kromkar, your nipples, your pomf. these are the types of people we put in chargei dont really bitch about trannies irl because they have no effect on my personal life, but i will bitch about them online because they ruined my favorite game
>tranny stayed up seething the entire night over facts and logicthe bell curve is clear is fuck you troon look at the fucking uncompresseed server logsi saw the stats it follows the population curve fucking perfectly trannyxhe\s confused and trying refute the point xhe already made
Another troon who can't comprehend changing their opinions when new facts and information is presentedno wonder you faggots chop your dick off and neck youselves
I've never seen a more unlikeable janny in my entire life. Kormkar somehow finds new ways to make people not like him every single week. Meanwhile, our great headmins are right behind him backing him all the way as he runs the server to the ground. This guy is the death knell of /vg/.
So Lil Krommy permabanned Schlomo for going to bed at 4am after giving the chief greytider all access so the greytider could give all access to other greytided people (which is what the greytider asked Schlomo to do, to just sit there normally and give greytided people all access)And now permabanned McGee without even investigating or looking into logs
>>2690909This dude is honestly out of control at this point. Kromkar needs to be put down. German's perma was basically handled in discord
>>2690928I’m dying at Lil Krommy saying to not @ him and go to the thread after discussing the ban in the discord and replying to comments about the ban in discord. Fucking hypocritical faggot.
>>2689707They should have just messaged him in game to say "hey, at least welderbomb medbay before signing off" or something but its not like its a long ban anyway, probably does him good to do something else for a couple days
had a nice 6 hour solo pop round this morning. explored new worlds with a nicely stocked mini fridge.
>>2691393damn, I would have joined but I figured no one would be on this early
>>2674030youtube
Crummy Krommy really needs to get a grip.
Imagine worrying about trannies when you're the biggest faggot imaginableThe projection goes deep for these morons
>endless whining about Kromkar yet again13monkeys needs 13meds
>>2692464Do you think 13monkeys has 13 alts that talk to each other on the forum or are you this determined to be retarded
13 monkeys jumping on the bedone fell down and bumped his head
>>2692472I honestly don't even look at the usernames bitching about Kromkar anymore, let alone count his alts, I just immediately assume it's 13monkeys and I have yet to be proven wrong.
>>2692484yeah okay so you are retarded.
The 'mins are legitimately retarded but i think even the headmins know this is a convenient opportunity to dispense of krommy and not have to think about him anymore
>>2692502You could just admit to doing it, nobody believes you're not anyway.
was gonna harass them a bit more but they seemed really busy
Dude will literally permaban you if someone complains about you in the in discord, without even verifying any of the claims with logs. You can't make this shit up
>Schlomo is appearance banned for another yearWhy the fuck did the mods ban the /vg/ flagship character
>>2693174Appearance banned?
>>2693081And then finds he can't verify the claims in logs (because it didn't happen) and bans anyways. You can't make this shit up.
I just want to ask, why don't the mods respect any type of seniority? Lumbermancer has been playing much longer than Kromkar, and in the past month he's logged in 46 times, Kromkar has only logged in 4 times in that time.
>>2693187It means he can't play his iconic character
Hurry turn on CNN
Im new to the server, can someone explain the Schlomo drama? There was a clown with that name in todays match
>>2661133hi yvveli thought you were okayhave a nice dayt. admin
>>2689868>>2693081The coupling of growing /vg/'s admin team off spiteful and anti-social players and the insistence of long-term admins on observing and never playing the server has been a plague on rational decision making and directly detrimental to the growth of the server. There is a complete disconnect between an individual who only observes passively and someone who will actually play through a round. The philosophy of admins on /vg/ to look at people with 7000+ connections who play every day for a minimum of 8-12 hours and condemn them with the statement of, "it's been 7 years of wasting your life on this server, and you've had a total of 14 bans in that period so this ban is final," has always been stupid and contributed to the proper death of the server outside of American hours. There's a common trend of admins not stepping away when they have truly become burned out on the players, server, and game because of a power trip, bizarre sense of obligation, or a simple feeling that their colleagues are retards and they can't step away accordingly. Little has changed.
>>2693187Appearance ban means you cant call yourself that name anymore but you can still play if you call yourself something else like John Smith
>lil krommy makes a retarted ban based on vibes and secondhand discord information>he then blames another admin for making him issue a permaAdmins with absolutely no ability to take accountability for their actions shouldn't be admin.
>the bans are goneMust have been handled in the discord.
>>2694353this is more of a personal take but i really am not a fan of some of the cruel things he has said about some players. i don't get what compels a person to wish harm on someone they have power over just because they do not like them. it's just not good behavior for a person in power to behave that way
>be 13monkeys>create controversy by spamming the thread 24/7 on someone you hate>use the controversy you created to try to lend credence to your argumentIt doesn't occur to 13monkeys that his actions are transparent as fuck, idk how you can be this inherently manipulative and retarded at the same time
>log in>who>13monkeys>view crew manifest>jon summers>log out
>>2694438and stay gone!
germansharts
The forces of good have prevailed once more.
>>2695171we handled it in discord
>>2694627Nigga I’m on an alt right now it’s me two5lime. You’ll never catch me I’mHiding behind 13monkeys>alls quiet on the slopfront
holy shit turn on fox news
god I love her sloppy smile
I like kromkar *shrug*
>>2695739i do to. it always seems to surprise people when i say that i like him considering our history, but i genuinely owe him a debt for course correcting my bad behavior. he may not have been nice about it, he may have been a little rude, but he did his damn job and i respect him for it
>>2695909you are literally the same
They don't understand the things I say on Bluesky
>a quarter of the ss13 mentions outside of here are from the final fantasy generalexplains the troonoid leaning side of the erp tourist influx. f-list furries on one side, FFXIVtroons on the other. playerbase got absolutely spitroasted. turned into a third world sex tourism country.
Nipplies is a disingenuous cunt so it makes sense why he chose Kromkar as his discord boyfriend
nipples is a fucking clown
>noo krommy's just a lil rude and abrasive, you thin skinned nerds are blowing his bullshit bans out of proprtion because he said something mean to you
>no one wants kromkar to be made admin because hes a shitter and grudging faggot>fuck it we'll give him a chance>give him a chance>no one wants kromkar to be admin because hes a grudging faggot who bans first then only investigates later when his peers call him a retard>fuck it we'll give him another chance>give him another chance>no one wants kromkar to be admin because hes a grudging faggot who bans first then only investigates later when his peers call him a retard>fuck it we'll give him another chance>give him another chance>no one wants kromkar to be admin because hes a grudging faggot who bans first then only investigates later when his peers call him a retardwho could have predicted all this
this guy should be deadminned because hes fucking psychotic. he did a complete 180 on the discord in the span of an hour>[05:12]Kromkar [AONS], : Quitting, actually. Kharkov thinks I am a bad admin, I think he is a good one, and he would like me not to be an admin so I will trust his judgement.>[05:14]Kromkar [AONS], : That's fine. I don't have much interest in working on a team with people that would like me to not be on that team, nor do I have much interest for working for free on a project where a vocal minority of players harrangues literally everything I do.why is everyone being so mean to me? ive always liked you but if you dont want me im out! :(>[05:56]Kromkar [AONS], : Under counsel from @Grapeylo I am instead going to force Kharkov to deadmin req me if he would like me gone. False alarm.>[06:05]Kromkar [AONS], : Yeah, as I mentioned in the post made on my behalf, the perma was in fact Kharkov's suggestion.>[06:05]Kromkar [AONS], : Which is why I crashed out a little when he said 'why would you perma him you piece of shit i am going to castrate you'actually it was YOUR fault that i made an ass of myself jerkface! >:(
Revert every krommy ban RIGHT NOW
Big Krommer saved my family from a burning car wreck
>>2696268>NEET for his entire adult life (he's 39 or 40 now btw)>I am no longer interested in working for free kek
this entire "situation" is kind of absurd to me. it's a simple fixkromkar, stop
The problem with admemes is that besides Kharkov, they just dont play the fucking game, so why be an admin?I'd trust Lumbermancer (HoP and AI player) over any other shitter because AI is basically the station janny anyway.
>>2695980i don't think we have any furry players, but this is going off of the assumption that people play races to RP normally
>>2696709Vox definitely don't count as furry because they were built for HMOFA and that isn't furry
If you dont like the way this server is run you can fuck off to somewhere else.The whole admin team will not be kicked out and 13monkeys or lumbermancer or whoever will not be promoted to being the new headmin that will not be happening.If you want to be a headmin deciding who gets to be a admin or not you can go start your own server.
>[Kharkov72] Deadmin Request on [Kromkar]
>>2696733Thanks reddit.
never forgetti>/logs/2021/01-January/27-Wednesday.log>[19:18:28]ADMIN: Colton Steele/Kromkar has uploaded the book titled Amber Gets Voxnapped, 14223 characters in length
>>2696131Gotta love the out of touch Retardmins in the thread that want to give him another second chance. Bathos has been treating him with kid gloves for a year straight and he's still the same unrepetant faggot he's always been, but he'll somehow improve if we forgive him.
manber faggly is precision engineered for bivisis
I spoke to kromkar and he says he'll do better now
feral falson farts
>>2696883looks like its time to put with another year's worth of retardation i guess
I had fun making this and growing the food, less fun about not having time to serve anyone or cargo not giving me the crucial orders I needed to finish this (marble statue and metal) Oh yeah there was also the whole "romance: banned or not?" Thing going on but I was glad at least someone interacted with the bar and had me serve food
>>2697059looks great dudewish I was there!
>>2697059That was a comfy setup
lil krommy reminds me of kyle rittenhouse
>>2697218if you google search “Kromkar” you’ll find you are not far off from this thinking
Lil Krommy's final day at work!
Something like this brooch would be cool in game so people can see if you're feeling chatty or if you want to just jobby.
>>2693516Basically he is a player who always plays HoP but always refuses to do his job or interact with the round in any way other than to collect his valids. He got banned from HoP because he was grey tide implanted but refused to participate meaning the person who used the implant wasted it.
13vaspys
>>2696709>wewhat did he mean by this
tayIor toes with my bros
>burnt and krommy endorsing an admin appuh, yikes
>>2697919>keep my social bar turned all the way down>nobody can complain as i silently shuffle around the station, ignoring everybody while stealing gear and hunting for valids
did kromkar always type like a turbo redditor or did i just never notice
>>2698415it's just something wrong with him, iro does the same thing. "hurrr i would kill you if i could, also i blocked you but opened your messages every single time"bitch made behavior, i will never respect someone who does this whether they have wronged me or not. no i do not know either of them on a personal level, i'm just going on record as saying "ha. you opened the message you faggot"
If Kromkar can provide proof of employment for any full calendar year in the last 10 years, I will defend him in all deadmin requests, donate $100 to a charity of his choosing, and send him a $50 Subway gift card.
The deadmin request will be denied because 13monkeys posted in it.
>>2698628Its insane to me how we ignore the other like 12-15 people who have all had problems with lil krommy and also want him removed just because 13monkeys also wants him removed.
>>2698520if hes unemployed can you send him the gift card anyway? i hear that he really needs it
>>2698647how long are you going to piss and cry about him taking away your toys for a few months leon?
Krommy Kaser
>>2698652thats leon. leon mindlessly sucks krommy's cocksee here:>>2695909its telling that krommy's biggest fans are burnt and leon lol
>>2696762>If you don't like those rules, play somewhere else dude. Simple as.>he says in the community where it's an open secret that the reddit mods are also server mods that will use their powers to stifle competitionlmao
Why the fuck do some people want to be admin if they dont even/barely play the game in a somewhat regular fashionWho the fuck is SlashboltWho the fuck is Rednick90Discordcels dont need to reply
>Yeah, that's bad, but it's not worth deadminning him.>No one likes him, but I see no problem with that.>I see that you're sitting on a pile of evidence, but it's from a source I don't like, so I'm disregarding it. Got something else?Is it possible to defend Kromkar without being a disingenuous faggot about it?
>"though its funny seeing the insufferable neet retards who dont know the difference between "volunteering on a niche internet game for free" and "an actual job" constantly chewing on his ankles and throwing tantrums">ITS OKAY HE IS A SHIT ADMIN BECAUSE HE DOES IT FOR FREEinsane redditor mindset
>>2698874Is it possible this post was made by anyone but 13monkeys?
if you're gonna samefag then at least change the writing style mate
some people have been using discord for so long they dont understand image boards anymore lol
>>2698948it's embarrassing
>>2698847Slashbolt is Nick Hawkins. He's a frequent player but has been a bit inactive for 2 or 3 months at this point. He was playing frequently back when that application was posted.
>>2699034it would genuinely sadden me to lose either to the admin mines. i liked how hippie did it, you could just TP to the admin room and go through things, then send yourself back to continue playing when you were done
>>2699052Same. I'd like to see Nick back. He's probably my favorite Detective player since he tends to be less "shoot first" than a lot of them. This is also why he gets owned so often though
>>2699034Oooh, Nick. Yeah, I hadn't seen him in quite a while.Admemes can't play? Is that a rule?
>>2699062No, it's not a rule, just a pattern.
>>2699057he's always fun to play with, wish he would actually play. he's one of those kind of sec players you can actually RP with instead of immediately being tased and cuffed
>>2699057>>2699062Nick is back, he was there yesterday flirting in the bar with Candy
>>2699082KEK, Candy is a really good RP character. I don't know how Skeleton Steve keeps up with it the entire match.
The admin team is genuinely an awful place to be in. Kromkar started infighting with Yvvel and now he's doing it with Kharkov. SlashBolt's application was already accepted once, but he resigned and quit playing when he realized how fucked the server's administration is. Pretty sad that Bathos left it open so he can beg him to come back.
new thread>>2699493
>>2699091it helps to have a tranny brain
