hltv.org
I'm a Falcons fan because I believe journalists should live in fear.
fat and ugly
Blessing this thread with fat donk
>>2657036but enough about zywoo
your choices for faces of counterstrike>russian twinks>a fat ugly french jew>a fat dane who sucks except in major playoff games>a handsome roided serb who never won a majorand you're surprised the narrative they picked was niko?
twitter/reddit/hltv/magog fags really ran the jboen biden jokes into the ground in record time
>>2657059source on jbiden jokes on other platforms?
>>2657059The unholy trinity of Yakub, JBiden and Neitanyahu would be a sight to behold
i can't wait to post sleepy joe every time jboen diesmight make a twitch account for this
WTF Whatsapp NiKo was real all along???https://www.hltv.org/news/44978/short-news-week-25#f31
>>2657148looks better but it's kind of weird to not have any green
i still don't understand the whatsapp niko meme
>>2657152I assume it's 67 but different. No meaning just random = funny.
>>2657148kek monesy and kyousuke doing the gopnik squat
>>2657168no? kyousuke isn't doing the correct one, niko does
>>2657160>I assume it's 67a reference to committing violent crimes popular in black subculture which got whitewashed by the NBA into a viral marketing campaign?
>>2657168m0NESY's heels are off the ground. He has been westernized.>>2657177I'm not that deep in the 67 lore. Maybe more like "what's 9+10" then?
>>2657151they've entered the NWO arc
>>2657471>the NWO
>>2657471>>2657548The BNWO...
kyxsan wouldve won a major too with how kyosucky lifegamed the entire cologne runi genuinely dont see what bottigan contributed, they were basically playing 4v5. with kyxsan, they go 3-0 in swiss and dont drop a map in playoffsit was like watching NAVI copenhagen, bottigan was iM while everyone else lifegamed.
>>2657637>it was like watching NAVI copenhagen, bottigan was iM while everyone else lifegamed.So you're telling me kyousucky is the new jLegend?
>>2657637Truth. Falcons won't win another tournament again.
>>2657637the real issue is karrigan came in clutch so often he was a massive part of every playoffs win, if he has to do that all the time it won't repeat
Crazy how nonwhite sports are compared to esports
>>2657637>Missed the fat hippo clutching hardI didn't have faith in my personal Jesus but I saw the light.
>>2657184>m0NESY's heels are off the ground. He has been westernizedNiko has failed
>>2657184>m0NESY's heels are off the ground. He has been westernized.pretty sure both kyosuke and niko are in the air as welli can't slav squat either, i would say most people can't
karrigan's major winning vlog not even hitting 400k views. You aren't Spirit karrigan, you don't have motion like donk.Sit down you fat fuck
>americans disrespecting bosnia
They shouldn't have benched Rain
our guys
Faze bros...
>>2658623Frozen and Twistzz...are STAYING
reminder
>>2658639>>2658336I know nothing about Bosnia besides Niko, getting genocided and being possibly muslim
>>2658645being blown up by landmines is bosnian culture
I still believe in your eyesI just don't care what you've done in your lifeBaby, I'll always be here by your sideDon't leave me waiting too long, please come by, I, II still believe in your eyesThere is no choice, I belong to your lifeBecause I, I live to love you somedayYou'll be my baby and we'll fly awayAnd I'll fly with youI'll fly with youI'll fly with you
what do you guys think?
>>2659005Grim (the line up, not the player)
What if Faze loses to Tyloo...
>>2659131Kek, at this point is very much possible. Which is good, I'm a fazefag but the management has been so incredubly retarded that I want them to suffer greatly for taking this long to cut broky.
>>2659131Faze lost to Tyloo with their old roster, and their new one is even worse. If they win, it was an underdog victory. Possible since its BO1
You guys think CS could ever fill a stadium?
lame thing about cologne major is that we don't have cologne next seasonthere's only 2 esl tournaments next season, epl and beijing. it was 5 last season if we count cologne.
>>2659154>and their new one is even worse.you people have been saying karrigan was the problem and broky was useless for a year. Now they're suddenly worse?
>>2659194Depends on where.
>>2659005unc stocks have been up recently and it does seem like Pari want more experience and stability but having a non-igl position be occupied by a 32 year old is a like hard cap to your performancethere are rumors that it's a very temporary thing but this could just mean they're going to remain dogshit for at least that entire period
>>2659333yea cologne major means 1 less prestige event a year, I was happy about how it played out but rather have 2 majors, cologne and krakow every year going forward. at least ewc looks to be good this year no more single elimination bullshit and hosted in europe
broky getting benched had more cultural impact that oilmoney winning major btw
>>2659412>broky Who?
>>2659364>there are rumors that it's a very temporary thingbut they signed him for real? it's not a loan or something like with s1mple in Faze or similar moves, i don't think it's temporary. if it was we'd probably know.
>>2659005>slaxejezzz
Imagine...
>>2659194Nah. CS is like the old UFC, a very niche thing only suited for small arenas. Even now that UFC is mainstream they still have only ever done 1 stadium event in Australia, which did sold out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPSmHFR0R0
>>2659517usp goat
>>2659504probably good enough for top 5 but also needs to replace r0nkle
>>2659532>but also needs to replace r0nkleThat's not happening any time soon with G2 just signing him
>>2659537yeah but they recently signed nertz too
>>2659538That was most likely just a contract swap
>>2659546true but i also assume r1nkle was just a quick cheap signing.
The Lion feasts on the carcasses after a successful hunt
>>2659554It's safe to assume that he was cheap. But who can you sign as an AWPer? Sunpayus having to go was pretty clear but who can you reasonably sign as a replacement? You're not getting m0NESY, ZywOo or molodoy so your stuck trying to find some tier 1.5 AWP that has potential. kl1m is obvious but he is Russian (Visa problems) and not a true primary AWP. degster also has the problem of being Russian and there has too be some behind the scenes issue with him, his sustained unemployment can't be explained otherwise. With Aurora allegedly going international maybe woxic? But he's also an unc and a known quantity so your not going to unlock some new level of performance with him.
>>2659194>>2659507only in central or western europe, cologne filled 20k seats even during slurper games like betboom vs aurora, if it was a major with spirit vs falcons playoffs game you could maybe fill a 50k capacity one
>>2659635>cologne filled 20k seats even during slurper games like betboom vs aurorI doubt it actually did. I can believe they managed to sell every ticket (I wonder how many of those actually got scalped or whatever) but I doubt that every single person was present in the arena during those series. I think it peaked during spirit, falcons and vitality games.
Never forget.
>>2659534rain is was and will forever bee the han chinee
>>2657042
>be degster>forced to carry bot IGLs like chopper and nexa your entire career>they say you're difficult to work with >r*dditors repeat this ad nauseum + some seethe about russia>AI trained on all this becomes first search result>nobody will give you a shot>IRL everyone you know gets cancer it's not fair bros
>>2659648I will never forget my GOAT Teses
>>2659865>zigger gets what a zigger deservesAm I meant to feel sorry for him?
>>2659865perhaps he shouldn't have slapped his team mates after every round.
Jboen has crazy numbers, 2nd highest stats after Frozen. Looking at the teams in XSE I think top3 is easily doable for us.
>>2659975it's mostly vs teams not even top 50 but there's a couple of nice gamesapparently big academy won vs fut in quals in january lol
>>2659975>us
>>2659980well looking at it, that was before fut started doing well, they even lost lower bracket vs eyeballers too
>>2659981
https://x.com/XinSaiEsports/status/2071520240903839748
>>2659987is he happy with the situation?
>>2659986>0.83 used to be karrigan's worst, today, 15 years later, it would be his best
>>2659989does 1.6 match history and ratings exist anywhere?
>>2659988Yes he's happy here and will NOT betray us.
>>2659990I mean hltv still has them to some degree https://www.hltv.org/results?event=1003
>>2659990https://www.hltv.org/legacystats
2011 was his peak
>>2659995neatit seems like they didn't have it for all events back then thoughfor exmaple, neo only 12 maps in 2007 but if you check liquipedia you see that he obviously played a lot more
>>2660003holy ct merchant
>>2660004Yeah it's definitely not complete. I'm not even sure if hltv's match aggregation system was automated back then.
>>2660007actually looking at it, it seems like everyone has higher ct rating, but 0.30 is still higher difference than others.i'm guessing they didn't have any ct and t side adjustment.
>>2660010surprising niko has 97 maps when it's like serbian lansbut it's probably that they started covering more events in late cs 1.6
>>2659992lmaofrozen is dipping as soon as the vent ends
>>2660003ENTER
>>2660024vs all time karrigan
>>2660024damn he was pretty good
so what do we think?
feels like a confirmation of aurora going international
Holy based>>2660044I've got high hopes, we have a upgraded awper and Neityu has been doing good work. If jcobbb actually shows up we have a good chance.
>>2660057>monesy and kyousukewhat the fuck is that false advertising?
>>2660061They probably expected more higher ranked teams when they made the ads
>>2660061>>2660061they'll be there
>>2660066>>2660057Its got an S-tier prize pool but why did they put it in the player break
>>2660068is it a signing session or something? because i know at one fissure event spirit didn't play but they actually went there just for signing autographs lol.
>>2659975
>>2660091All of them are rich enough for a trip to turkey
>>2659987>>2660044grim (the situation, not the player)
YOUR MAJOR CHAMPIONSCLOUD NIIIIIIIIIIIINE
who does he choose?
>>2660044>twistz as the emotional and ideological core of the teamdoomedhe's a passive-aggressive poisonous henpecked fag who could potentially show his talent as part of a proper team but he's no leader
>>2660111cope
>>2660109bcg so he can buy a 1 million dollar sensory deprivation goon pod to sleep in
>>2659987Faze's aura is completely gone
Twistzz: “HEY” *nervously looks around* “CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME?” *sweat drips down brow* “YOU GUYS SUCK” *nervously chuckles while looking around for validation*
>>26601202026 Twistzz is just defeated, he wouldn't even attempt to do that...
>Everyone cries for Karribot and Botky to be gone>We replace them with objectively better players >Everyone cries that Faze is dead and has no "aura"okay bro
Holy kek XSE League is gonna have Cache in the map poolhttps://www.hltv.org/news/45021/xse-pro-league-to-feature-cache
>>2660138No one was asking for unc to get cut, only broky and jcobb. And when they finally cut broky it was too little too late.
>>2660165Most banned map in the tournament for sure lol
>>2660169>No one was asking for unc to get cutlol
>>2660172teams that banned overpass can just switch but i dont think others will swap
>>2660174I mean aside from the b0tniggan troon here and some hltv retards, but the general consensus among players, fans and analysts was always -broky and -jcobb
>>2660184-jcobb+elige
>>2660184only people who didn't call for his head wanted him to turn coach or retireyou don't get to rewrite history just because he won a major
>>2660205Shiro and hally are getting married?
>>2660209fraid so
>>2660193Nah you're the nigga rewriting history. It was always -broky and -jcobb before anything.
>>2660165It's a smart choice for more eyes on the tournament. Curious to see how nadeable smokes will affect the map
>>2660215>It was always -broky and -jcobb before anything.you all decided that in your discord server or something? gtfo
>>2660233>The general consensus everywhere and by everyone>must be on ur discordKys troon, kys right now.
heemsensus?
>>2660242yeah, it's not like everyone's been calling him fraud and choker the whole seasonI know it's hard to be proven wrong but less coping would suit you
>>2660260Lol disingenuous troon, shant engage with you any further. Your shit awper is gone and no amount of mental gymnastics is gonna bring him back or clear his reputation. Kys.
>>2660302I said less, not more
do we agree?
>>2660337We can agree you're both retarded niggers
Cache will be removed from the map pool in season 6
>>2660366.....and replace by....cs_office
>>2660383No the voices in my head told me it's gonna be replaced by Vertigo
>>2660337why would you imagine that when you could imagine prime b1tPerfecto was a hard anchor, b1t is both the better player and a better fit in the role
Uhh bros why isn't frozen fazing up?
>>2660398does it mean... no...
Welcome to NaVi!
>>2660398
jboen xse will be like donk kato
lol all ex saw players getting benched
falcons is the only ethical big org1 journalist/spy < tens of millions of innocent normal people
>>2660426betting doesn't destroy anything, stupidity does
>>2660428having personality traits that make them more likely to fall for it doesn't mean they deserve to or should be fucked, betting companies prey on people in the same way drug dealers do, except instead of standing on street corners in the hood or hanging out in clubs they're in every advert on every site, broadcast, jersey and billboard worldwide
>>2660439wow we are starting to ban things based on personality traits now?
>>2660426normal broke niggas bet max 1$ per matchonly """"innocent normal"""" greedy niggas be ruined by betting
>>2660398N-No...
>>2660443objectively harmful things? sure, worked pretty well for smoking and no one's crying about less youths doing that are they, unless they work in the tobacco industry
>>2660453smoking isn't banned thougheveveralbeitsondoe
>>2660456I don't know how it works where you live but in most countries it's not allowed in the vast majority of public spaces, you're free to fuck up your home with the smell, unless you live in an apartment or rent, and you can do it outdoors but it's pretty much been stamped out and as a result only deviants start nowadays. I didn't actually say anything about banning it either, but maybe it shouldn't be in everyone's faces at all times, or at all, let the ones who are going to end up there anyway search it out themselves instead of being lured
buy refraghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sR3CNRjZdxg
>>2660507hltv is being objectively wrong (again).
>>2660519
>>2660507Based hltv. The Lion back to his righful spot after years of broky disaster classes.
Why are people counting FaZe out like they didn't just slaughter Furia and G2 at the last tourney they attended? (with a worse awper)They will absolutely make it to playoffs at the very least.
why are poles so bad at counterstrike
>>2660205I thought that nigga was in hospital, guess we now know that was a lie.
>>2660677Faze magic
falcons should issue a fatwa against f0zefags
ahemsubshithaters VINDICATEDhttps://x.com/ThourCS2/status/2071660532713902518
Faze, vitality and 100T are all in blast bounty looking for revenge against that backstabber hippo
>>2661531holy cope, volvo is never getting rid of subtick or giving us 128 tick servers because doing either means they would have to admit they were wrongnot that anyone seriously believes saar valens or a roided out gambling addict anyway
dealing with bad networking code is actually a skill o algo
-frozen+stewie
Life is so empty without donk
Are we ready to admit that falcons fluked it?
>>2663454>beat vitality 87 times in a row>fluke
>>>/sp/155978640
>>>/sp/155979389
>>2663677>>2663882>zero slavoid flagsWhy am I not surprised.
Why is using a big crosshair considered unc?!
>>2663651Vitality is a bad team tho and their era was weak against shit teams though isn't that the narrative now?
im fazingim fazing really hard right now
Which world cup team currently has faze magic?
22 hours and 45 minutes until nuFaze humbles stage 2 major participants Tyloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y44mL0CXQFYLMAO
fatass lewis doubling down after being shat on
>>>/sp/155982734He's right you know.
>kike self reply wall of texti aint reading that
>>2664209I'm not a kike and that guy is absolutely right. That's why literally nobody gives a fuck about zywoo despite all the trophies and why a single mention of s1mple generates a hundred times more hype, regardless of context.
>>2664170>ukrainian esports federationYeah I'm sure all those banned dudes were itching to come back and play in a tier-67 event.
>>2664207You can have have personality in esports. Early LCS days is the prime example you'd have all these wacky guys streaming and beefing with each other and the you'd tune in to watch them duke it out in the competition
>>2664256>You can have have personality in esportsYeah, in the past. you cant compete with 18y old no lifers who have spent more than half their lives grinding the game and still have a personality. only one i can think of in cs is m0nesy
>>2664317They don't need be that emotive or extroverted. TSM Dyrus was one of the most popular players back then and he's as autistic as you can possibly be. I honestly think it's mostly about just putting yourself out there by streaming or vlogging but how many of the newgen players do that in any game?Also saying m0NESY has personality is just flat out wrong. The dude is a walking PR bot.
>>2664328>Also saying m0NESY has personality is just flat out wrong. compared to donk, kyousuke, zywoo, makazze? m0nesy is light years ahead of them>I honestly think it's mostly about just putting yourself out there by streaming m0nesy streams
Thing is, you are not paid to put on whatever personality people expect you to put on. One might say that s1mple had personality but s1mple was just an asshole and that alone was enough to shake the scene up. He wasn't forcing it, it's just who he was. I'd rather have none of that than some forced cringe.
>>2664334I'm not asking players to fake a personality but to be genuine. It's not that big of a problem in CS but in other games actively suppress player expression in an attempt to 'professionalize'. Looking at you Blizzard and Riot Games.
>>2664337You do realize that basically ever national esports federation popping up around the ENC is basically just scammers anointing themselves the official representative of country x? The only real esports federation is KeSPA.
>>2664342>but to be genuineThey are genuine. That's just who they are. They can talk shit and yell some obscenities on the server but outside of it 99% of them are socially inept autists just like us.
>>2664350They're not all genuine. NiKo's retarded cool guy act, the entirety of Spirit's stoic larp, whatever the fuck MOUZ is doing.What baffles me is that nobody at the orgs seemingly ever got the idea to help players whether autistic or not to showcase more of themselves. Ultimately orgs sell sponsorships against the popularity of their players.
>>2664374I don't get it. What do you want them to do? They play a series, give their 60 second postgame interview and that's it. Like I don't think they're even interested in doing media that much, especially in different language while you have a limited time to prep.
>>2664395>Like I don't think they're even interested in doing media that muchAnd that's the problem. Doing the media is what pays the bills.
>>2664398No? Winning trophies and having bookies as your sponsors does.
>>2664400Sponsors pay for eyeballs on their logo. You can either win everything or be popular so people watch you regardless of if you're in the finals or not.
>>2664374>entirety of Spirit's stoic larpi still don't understand how you can see Team Spirit and see stoicism. Magixx is born to clown forced to leadDonk is a friendly kid who loves to play CSTn1r is a normie desperate to be liked Zont1x is the only one who comes even remotely to stoic but he is from donbass, likely depressed as shit + he was probably still is sick.
>>2664471and shiro
>>2664410Umm isn't anyone going to care...?
>overdrive
>>2664378Peak JW would fit so well into peak faze man, his playstyle was perfect for it
Bros... i think i'm turning g*y...
>>2664721If only niko hadn't gone on him so hard that one time in the gym...
>>2664721eh ive seen better
>>2664721If you need a cure check out his hairline
>>2664769It do be like that
>>2664471That's great that you have all these insights but any time I see them in any TO's content they exclusively give dogshit answers and make it very clear that they don't care and don't want to be there.
>>2664826thats because no pro actually likes the """talent""", especially the interviewers
@2664471unitestatians be like:serious nigga = depressed
>>2665167Damn that's crazy. How come everybody else manages to do at least a decent job even while they all hate them?
>>2665194tranny freak
>>2665247Oh no woe is me! I'm in my early 20s, get to travel the world, play a video game all day, earn tens of thousands of dollars a month + sticker money + prize money and now I have to talk to some guy for a couple of minutes! I am suffering! I thought Russian were a tough folk able to endure all kinds of hardship and not total fags
S1MPLE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
>>2665344BC.Game? More like Unc.Game lmao!
>>2665344how tf this team gonna works0mple is too much of a bitch to play any fragadelphia type grind
>>2665344who's gonna be the last boomer?stewie2k?
>>2665354I assume the plan is that unlike MUTiRiS magisk is actually a player s1mple respects and will listen to.
>>2665368jimmy
karrigan gets eliminated in last place at draculan, goes to team with highest firepower (zonic danish nepotism) and wins the majorfraud
>>2665368>stewie2kwould fit
>>2665371>player s1mple respects and will listen to.there is no one s0mple respects
>>2665344CALLED ITUnlike mutiris (0 majors) I do think magisk (4 majors) could have a better chance of tardwrangling bcgame
>>2665368I hope it's Elige
huge
>>2665450I wish but I fear EliGE will stay in Liquid (Complexity 2)
>>2665424he respect goattronic and b1ad3
>>2665537>blade https://www.hltv.org/news/15456/s1mple-slams-flipsid3-mates>electronic they likely shit mald on each other 24/7 and that makes them "get along"
zywoobros.....
>>2665555checked and i wouldnt be surprised if vita is pissed with zypoo attitude to the game and only tolerate him for as long as he manages to perform
>>2665555ketamine??
>>2665555this is bullying frankly
Staying up all night for sextuple 6sYall go to bed, trust me I'll post something worthy
>>2665368ENTER
>>2665576Joe Biden & Netenyahu vs Ketamine in the finals of the Los Angeles Major 2030
>>2660105They Came back All the Way...............................All the Way!
>>2660105smix a slut
Furia should have done the double awp setup on inferno to mindbreak karrigan lol
>>2665628>slut>married a white man and had a babysure
>>2665560he was 1.42 rated on the Major, i'd say his attitude is good
>>2665344I guess it makes sense. Unc stocks are sky high right now.
will fazefags be better behaved since the polish plagues got purged?
>>2665344>christ figure of ukranians cucked into playing with a russiankwab
mag1skb0Y just said that he "will activate CSGODS1mple"...
>>2665863VHG... boomerGAWDS... we're so fucking back it's unreal
why's saudi money for falcons bad but ukranian money for navi good again? need a refresh on the redditor talking points
burn in hell zigger
>>2665628dirty whore
>not giving bosnians respecti dont feel so good ameribros
>>2665903muslim vs non-muslim You tell me
so bcgame saw what falcons did and thought a dane igl would bring them success?these guys have no fucking idea how this game works. But neither did falcons management I guess
>if faze has any success the credit now will go to hated daneGODS:)
>>2666026>if>not whenkek
>>2666013>theocracy spending money until people think better of them>gambling CEO spending money for fun and advertisementOf course neither of the 2 actually knows how to build a good team
>>2666227>>theocracy spending money until people think better of themI wonder if they actually think it'll help their image, or if it's just to seem legitimate in some sensefaze was the most entertaining and hype team for almost a decade, and all I've ever seen is people (rightfully) shit on the org
>>2666284>I wonder if they actually think it'll help their imageNigga check hltv and reddit. They've all completely done a 180 on Falcons after NiKo won a major.
>les den 8 heures du dizasterklass???
>>2666308reading comprehension, you stupid fucking idiot
>we are polish we are aryans!!!
frozen is going to rope soon
>>2666357i thought this was some shitty brown dialect of german at first
>He's already had his third mental breakdown. Give him another year of FaZe disasterclass.
You better all prepare your JBOEN apology forms.
apparently luminosity already signed monte core and lux and will play with him at xse
>>2665170Nigger, he is from ukraine, donbass, meaning he was effectively at front lines since 2014
When is the last exact time an American (USA) won a tier 1 trophy?I know Twistzz won with Faze but he's Canadian
>>2666874stew...
>>2666874Gstew probably
>>2666884>>2666891Right, i forgot about that episode. And before that? I can't remember anything after covid
>>2666891this for t1 but also m80 took out aurora, liquid, and monte for a draculan for last LAN win for NA at all, right before cologneAs for last S-Tier (by liquidpedia classification) before dallas, I think it would be >https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Premier/2020/Spring/Europeonline covid era>https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/StarSeries_i-League/Season_8last lan winits grim
The last time an Australian won an S-tier tournament was 2023
>>2666928>>2666891Both on G2 funnily enough
IGLs should get ultimates like in valorant
Congrats magixx, you're in the game
>>2667116tomato because fat because round
>>2667116"Secret Sauce"?
Is any western org streaming XSE Pro League?
why dost valve lie? furia were far too weak for this to be true
>>2667116Is magixx the only IGL with a grafiti? Is he the goat igl now?
Are we finally ready to admit falcons winning Cologne was either scripted or a fluke?
>>2667116does the bottles make the position better or worse?
>>2667269why do you pretend to be retarded?here's a (You) I guess congrats
>>2667581KEEEEEEEEEEK no one thinks this though!
>>2666612confirmed now
FALCONS ARE PLAYING AGAINST NAVI RIGHT NOWARE YOU WATCHAN?
who's our last?
>>2667636sdy
>>2667636frozen
>>2667636Launx obviously
>can't even make a souvenir now because the cheapest one costs $1200 for some reasonFuck this Jewish dynamic pricing shit.
Just remembered that CS2s main character plays today, how are FazeGODs feelin today?
>bo1 swissNO ONE will play cacheFUCK
Anyone knows where this XSE shit is getting streamed at?
>>2667722i assume english is on kick
I boughted a tabseN and a MATYS highlight charm. Which will you be getting?
>>2667736I got the karrigan 3k usp vs fvria
>>2667736I got a handful of those magixx highlight charms early, wonder when do I sell them lol
>>2667722https://kick.com/xsecsI guess?
they couldn't even make an exception for the winner, karrigan gets nothing ingame. I doubt he's gonna lose sleep over it but what's the point of giving kyxsan a trophy he would never be shameless enough to display
>>2667771?
>>2667771>>2667792https://kick.com/xsecsbThis too btw
>>2667791>karrigan gets nothing ingameHe got highlight charms.
#FaZeUp my niggas
>>2667810Tyloo are literally trembling in fear right now
>>2667810Please refrain from using racial slurs.
>no broky>vegan igl (we saw how that went on liquid)I'll still root for frozen. Just not getting my hopes up
>>2667810My conversation with my dad minutes ago>anon we spoke to you are grandparents and they said they want you are to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you are normal again, what do you think?>I'm not sure, I'll think about it>well it doesn't seem like you are getting better, if you are going to be at home most of the time, you are might as well try out living. You are can go with youre grandparents to buy a computer once you are there>okay I'll think about it and let you are knowLooks like my family can't take it anymore
>>2667823#FaZeUp mein diggashttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Digga
>40 min delaygay
>>2667835thanks chinks
>>2667835Who said? wtf we NEED faze
>>2667804that's something I guess, but the trophy is so meaningless in the hands of someone who would probably like to delete it
>>2667831>It's a German word mostly used in or around Hamburg which has absolutely nothing to do with the word nigger! Any Germans can confirm? Gonna say this to all mein schwarz freunds
>>2666666
these highlight charms are kinda shit, only taken from the official broadcast so if the observer missed something crazy it's not gonna be in there
>>2667839Oh you're talking about that little trophy the players can display on their steam profile. He got a physical medal that's a lot better than some gay little pixels.>>2667853Yes digga has nothing to do with nigga. It means a close friend.
>>2667855Umas fucking won...
>>2667855Wow what a wasted get. It should've been ours.
>>2667859
Why is the game delayed? Did frozen come to his senses and leave?
>>2657637obligatory >FALCONS>FALGODS>KARRIGOD>GODDIGAN
>>2667882Frozen likes being in jail
>>2658994I tried so hard - and got so far...But at the End - WE FUCKING WON !!!
>>2667892I don't think so.
>>2667892Frozen no longer Fazes upIts over
It's safe to assume that as soon as FaZe is out of this event it will be announced which team frozen is going to.
Frozen and Twistzz are both leaving
Yo when is this shit gonna start? I'm stayin up late just to watch faze. Hurry the fuck up stupid chinks.
start this bullshit already for fuck sakes
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1BnKX6cELt/Frozen interview while we're waiting
>>2667913Poor frozen, he looks like he's ready to end it all. I hope he gets at least a million bucks for his troubles.
>>2667913Auto translate sometimes leads to funnies
Frozen is locked in with us for another year, everyone trying to force frozen leaving agenda is wasting their time.
where can I even watch this shit? do they have a stream up on youtube or twitch or whatever
>>2667929Kick
Vitality and Zywoo had one job and failed him, Spirit and donk had one job and failed him, Furia and molodoy had one job and failed himThey had one fucking job and they failed him
>>2660507NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY FUCKING RATINGS >HAVE YOU FUCKED YOUR WIFE AFTER WINNING A MAJOR IN GERMANY? NO.But I did.
>>2660210KWAB
>>2660127DEAR DANEARYAN MANSIR. MY CAPTAIN MY KING MR. ANDERSEN
>>2667913>Difficult seasons teach us more than successful onesbased and true chinese proverb, frozen isn't going anywhere
Stop posting fottigan, faze are about to play.
>>2660024More like DOGsia kek what a slav KWAS
START THE GAME ALREADY
>>2667913he's not so gaunt looking anymore, that's good at least
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Its time
We're bing chilling
The real major starts now
>>2667955This is a chinese bloke's son...
Cmon lads, lock the fuck in and close this out quick.
Where's the counter-strike
10 minutes to 10 minute countdown
apparently they're late because twistzz has locked himself in the bathroomhe keeps yelling that they've brought the wrong dane, and players are very worried for his mentalit's also starting to smell from in there
Banks is in the building!
>>2667970Twistzz to Liquid!
man this is the only match I wanted to catch and now I'll miss the end unless it's a stomp, hurry it up motherfuckers
>>2667977Tyloo has got you covered, don't worry
Hurry up, our euro friends need to get to work!!!
Yo why tf is banks there?
what is banks even doing there if the commentators are speaking over them lol
audio circus
>>2667990He's bing chilling
>>2659567Hmm ... after the last post I finally feel FREE again.I do not need to come to this shithole /thread no more.I do not open hltv anymore.I do not read twitter.I for damn sure never openned plebbit in my entire sex-having life.I do not look about anything cs related on social media.I've sold all my f0ze stickers.Karrigan is the Greatest In Game Leader of All Time. karriGOATHe was mine, and subsequently OUR >peronal jesus<Now he's drinking with his friends and having sex with his wife, soon to be a father and happily retiring with his family supporting him since the beginning, and his victories allowing him to amount a hefty sum to live happily everafter, not worrying about his job or bank account status.FINN "KARRIGAN" ANDERSEN won. As a Karrigan Fan... I've won! (YOU)'ve won - fellow Karrigod posters. We've won. I've got what I wanted.This was the last Counter Strike Major. Karrigan - and Karrigods will remain in peace - forever !HH o/ UND MITT DEM KARRIGAN - SIEG HEIL !
anders doing the robot
PGL audio guy found a job in guangzhou
>>2667997Does he speak Chinese or are they paying him just to have a tall white guy at their show?
The PGL audio guy back at it again
>>2667998thanksthat wasn't cringe at all
Another 25 minute delay. Kill al chinks.
20 minutes to another 30 minute delay
>>2668009blame the vegan diva for having a mental breakdown
>>2668009jee is raiding the ice cream truck, please understand
The universe doesn't want this new faze to play
>>2668021Its like a divine entity is trying to tell us something....>Careful son, if you stare at the abyss long enough, the abyss will stare back. Leave and don't turn around....
he finally came out!!doesn't look too good tho...
Why is Jamyoung yawning?Bro its your timezone...
>scrolling through yt while waitingthis one was pretty funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7G7jGEWK6NQjust for the fact that zywoo's lips are so fucked, making it 10 times harder
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>2668029This won't end well.. the teams in this event are too good for Faze, they should win a Draculan first
FROZEN IS PUTTING ONE THE SLEEVEITS ON NIGGAH
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>2668068>the teams in this event are too good for FazeJBONE will carry
>now incrementing with only 5 minutes delay
>>2668078never mindit just went up with 10 again on top of thatwhat a fucking shit show lol
WE'RE NEARING 2 HOURS DELAY!!!
I was going to play Persona 5 Royal after the faze game...I lost two hours of grinding that big ass game
CANCELLED, PACK IT UP
Rape and kill every single person involved in this shit ass tournament's planning holy shit.
im going to make breakfast the game better not start while im gone
OKAY HERE WE GO I SAW SOME FIST BUMPS
WERE LIVE!!!
>AnubisIts over
BIG NEITYU
NVM ITS FUCKING OVER
gg its over
>>2668102you were saying?
they lost a 4v2...
bing bong
I mean they say all asians look the same but doesn't jamyoung and moseyuh look really similar...?
CHINA NUMBAH WAN
fuck this shit, 720p was available last time i watched on kick
>>2668119Now that you mention it they do be lookin kinda similar.
Not looking good. Give broky or I riot...
djbone in the mix
>>2668119JBONE
>>2668123720 available for me without account
JBONE and the cloned chinks
>>2668119Zero had a hole in his head for a bit
>>2668127>>2668125They're in here with us!!!
big double deag from jboen
Holy shit the biden kid got a 2 piece
No replays not nothing. What a shit hole of an event lmao.
>>2668129i deleted kick cookies and now it works
>>2668133idiot
bo1 starting out ct side anubis is basically a death sentence
>cant hear enkay screaming after every killsoulless tourney
>No player cams>No replays>No 3rd person anglesJesus fucking christ
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooHHHhhhhh
>>2668151chinks cheating too
this jboen kid hasnt fired a single awp shot so far
>tech issue>faze getting moggedI hate this
>>2668166cowardly tyloo avoiding his site
usually I wouldn't be surprised by such a shit production at a small tier2 chink tourney, but with a prizepool of 1 million you'd think they'd hire some actually competent people
>>2668166He's got one!
JBONE ACTIVATED
>>26681661 kill down
this jboen kid hasnt missed a single awp shot so far
jfc every time the chinese team is about to get peaked or is aiming at someone in smoke "OHHHHHHHH". why did faze even bother coming
JBIDEN MY NIGGA
JGOAT(jboen not jcobbb)
>>2668192jaybone needs some lan exp
Broky would've missed that
Jacob what are you doing man??
holy shit this tournament is ass
Is this their first ever time running an event?
b stream is gonna be 3 hours late
JBOENNNNNNNNNNNN
HOLY SHIT JOE BIDEN HAS GONE INSANE
broky wouldve hit all these
Goodbye broky.
Anders is indirectly shitting on broky
damn jboen kinda popping off ngl
Jboen is HIM, lifetime contract now!
1mil prizepool but they couldnt be assed to hire a guy off fiver to do replays lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1AlA0M3Pw
nt nt nt
nt JOEBIDEN
Broky would've gotten that no scope
Damn my nigga jboen hitting big time
After 2 years of broky disasterclass it feels really weird to see faze awping being consistent in game lol
Rekt-9
>>2668246>consistentLet's hold our horses it hasn't even been a single full half yet
5 rounds not badsomething to work with
>>2667116I hate tomatoes should have been a strawberry jam instead Valve fixpls
?
>twistzz laughingvibes are good, we are winning this thing
>>2668253tomatoes are back bone of human civilization, jam is for pajeets.
BREAKING NEWS:Luminosity is backhttps://www.hltv.org/news/45035/official-luminosity-return-to-cs2-with-monte-core-and-lux-signings
nevermind it's fucking over
fazebros...................
>>2668255nope
nyooo we lost bistols...
>>2668258they announce an hour before their game? lol
>>26682534 in 1 cleaner/detergent whatever woulda been better
>>2668257>Spic fruit>backbone of human civilisation
>>2668258>sell LG brand for $16mil>buy back for $200k>get #17 VRS core for free>profitGenius business desu
they need to bring in a chink hooker for stavnhe's been restless for the last 2 hours
Faze win surely
>>2668269Turnips and cabbage fell off and hardly anyone buit slavs eats them now, so yeah. Everything else that has become irreversible part of european cuisine isnt native.
>>2668285okay never mind its fucking over
They lose to a fucking deagle corner man
broky clears that easily btw
I swear I always get a free pick hiding behind that jail pillar lmao
jboen is actually putting belt to ass but these bums are losing rounds like bitches
Holy KEKF0ZE
Jboen is the only good player on this fucking team
>>2668299He threw that round though?
f0zekeks...
enkayJ really needs to find a better barber
biden pushing like that is just retarded and even my lvl 9 ass knows it. You get a kill sure but it would be much more worth it to hold the angle.
f0ze losing to china...
Kek enkay j screaming at the chink
>nip vs french picked anubis as welljust play cache manit's a bo1 cointoss anyway
f0zebros...
>f0ze
they got lucky
ive seen enough, sign me to faze and kick everyone
That was embarrassingEven frozen and twistzz are playing like shit
#savejbiden
We lost because of that bullshit deagle round(that Jboen and Neityu still almost clutched back)I'm stil relatively happy, Jbeon looked really good. No chance we don't make it to playoffs.
https://kick.com/xsecs/clips/clip_01KWEH0EW48QYCSGEK0XAJYYMKkek meltie alert
DISABLE FUCKING DISCORD CHIGGERS
>>2668327>No chance we don't make it to playoffsToo make it short let's list the teams worse than FaZe: Nemesis, Alliance, Sinners and Lynn Vision.
>>2668330Why must China oppress FaZe clan?
>>2668330Why is their coach so angry
>40 minutesholy fucking shit this tournament is such a disaster
what does he even do?
>>2668342He creates white people
>>2668338he says the headset is broken because he can't hear broky's voice
>>2668342sometimes gets kills in pistols
>>2668345
>>2668339it's perfect. We'll be getting one game at a time
How much for the young talent today?
>>2668367My god he looks like he's 40 lol
>>266836717-9
I still don't undertand why faze insists on not perma banning anubis. Every god damn time the map comes up they FUCKING LOSE. They have a 25% win rate on it and yet they still not perma ban it despite valve doing them a favor in removing overpass, the other map they were getting raped at. It just so blood boiling at this point man. Faze is not only in the dump in the firepower part, but also on the decision making part.
>>2668406Where do the stats be
>>2668406twistzz saw karrigan suddenly raping everyone at the major on anubis and thought he'd try as well
stavn cuck bros...
KYXSAN CHAMPION
>>2668369han chinee descendants hit the wall the hardest
>>2668479based
krimz up, peeps
>>2668537in another hour maybe
sweaty piggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glQEUaBWNJk
>>2668593can't believe I'm clicking these dumb wannabe e-whore linkshow are these chinks so bad at tournament?
kursy
maybe frozen stopped caring
>>2668640they should've stopped karrigan at the majornow him and kyxsan are gonna end it
I really fucking hope the casters are paid overtime lolat this pace, we're gonna jump straight into tomorrow's games after the last game is played
based china trolling
But but all these LED stripes on buildings!
>>2668652kek
they're aware of piggy's tricks
>>2668479>lose your job>had to act as an inferior IGL in a certain skit>now volvo sends you to the eternal wall of shamePunished kyxsan when
shitty observer missed the jw knifeabsolutely insane round
what a silly game
they have cheap pc desks too. you can see that they shake when players move the mouse.
>>2668793it's jw. of course it's silly
ez for jdubya
>>2668640>maybe frozen stopped caringI'd bet the house on frozen leaving after the event.
5.5 hours for 3 bo1's lol..
>6 hours>2 bo1s
>>26688099pm in china. this shit is ending at 4am
>>2668810they need to kick dex and rolf and get more old people
>>2668816olof is not yet retired, right?time to boomermaxx
THANK YOU JLhttps://youtu.be/1Cq_soWo0hw
>>2668829I don't get it. Is he entering free agency?
>>2668836He most likely going to MOUZ
>>2668836his contract ended so yeah
>>2668479>>2668727imagine the imposter syndrome he has, noticed he only streamed after falcons lost too and now he's been mia since stage 3 started, hope the guy is well
>>2668840>MOUZ*Based Cool Gaming
new pings? those weren't discord afaik
it just keeps getting betterthey were supposed to play in 10 minutes
>>2668933The Triads REALLY did not like donk's friend shitting on falcons in that game on ancient.
>>2668861s1mple would be at jL's throat within the first 24 hours.
>>2668979senzu said s1mple is nice
>>2668983tbf senzu has no fucking idea what s1mple yells at him mid-game
>>2668979Is jL a tilter or would brush s1mple/elec going apeshit off
>>2668983senzu also called simple an old faggot without knowing what that means
jame and zweih looksmaxxed, nice
>>2669035I don't know them but it seems like jL is a goofball and s1mple needs players he respects and ideally a handler to keep him in check and accountable.
Wtf my account got hacked and the support emails I'm getting from valve are all in Chinese
>actual tourists ittjL already played with s1mple
>>2669079>jL already played with s1mpleYeah less than half a year before he benched himself and he had daddy b1ad3 to tardwrangle him
The audience must have been so pissed off lmao
Hobbit serviceable???
Jame's got a fuckload of hair.
hobbit looking kinda good ngl
>>2669109>>2669117Against tier 3 please don't go overhyping Parivision again
>>2669121
>there is a b stream happening as wellI don't think there is, Anders....
>>2669130>alliance is actually le goodCmon nigga
>>2668370very impressive
>jame and co making quick work of themTHANKS JAMEI LOVE WAITING 2 HOURS FOR THE NEXT BO1
The sad thing is that hobbit is a horrible human being...
>>2669163disgustingly good at fragging
>>2669163so are teenagers. People still cheer for them
>>2669170teenagers don't throw their wives out with a newborn child...
>>2669174they would if they had one
>>2669181Calm down Abay...
>>2669163retarded cattle, the guy paid the exact amount he had to per month and it's plenty enough, but his gold digging wife wanted more and tried to shame him publicly simply for being successful as if that warrants paying her so much a month that she could quit working and/or live a life of luxury
>>2669184woman brain
>>2669197wifebeaterdeadbeat dad schmuck
>>2669202any proof, npc? keep eating up those lies just cause they're told by a woman
Theme of the thread: https://youtu.be/cKV0awb3J2Y?si=Nsk656f5I53XCv0L
>>2669277wrong. It's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm4aysr8I
it's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYeDVLlsO30
>>2669339>niko and karrigan at 6:40lolhow the hell did niko survive playoffs?
>>2669339Nice but why is the color filter so fucked
>>2669339
>>2669384close games are nothing new to him or old falcons, I think he was more shook cause it was monte they were struggling against after losing to betboom the day before. I personally wasn't sure if they would even make playoffs after that game but it probably helped them to be tested that hard early on
>>2669492Still no idea how they lost nuke. Actually it was obviously scripted to fuck the whole seeding bracket up.
rain and device bros, what do we think?
>>2669503>to fuck the whole seeding bracket upworth it
>>2669339it got taken down lmao
>>2669565Probably because of uncensored middle finger from m0nesy lol.
>>2669565esl don't fuck around
Any team pick cache yet
sorry chinksbig white man is here
>>2669619sadly no
>faze up
>>2669565it's citizen vigilante all over again!!
When do the good teams play
B8 vs MIBR starts at 1.30am local timeWhat a shit show
>>2669879and it's bo1's and the tournament is over like 12 days with a long breakpgl has same format with bo3 group stage and runs it in like 8 days
this must be one of rez's opponents from his famed IEM babylon run
>>2669622Chinks love big white men though?
https://youtu.be/adjwU8pcViI
>>2670243>thorinno thanks
sizzified
>12 hours for 2x4 bo1s>average 3 hours per bo1I can't wait for the bo3 days long marathon
I haven't been watching, why is it taking so long?
Just remove him already.
we're winning this one right
>The first round of the tournament ended past 3 AM local time.
So what's the point of LNZ on mibr now that it's him and 4 Brazilians?
>>2670568chyna
HLTV need to stop shoving their nigger hltv ranking. I'm fucking tired of this shit. At least give me an option to sort these by VRS.
>>2670685>there are more Swedish players present at this tier-2 tournament hosted in China than...Chinese.
>>2670696dont check how many american players there are at american tournaments
>>2670714There are American CS tournaments?
>>2670643God keeps giving faze his toughest battles, it might be owarida fazesisters..
Jesus Christ
Fuck this chigga
>>2670794
>>2670797whomst
It just doesn't get more brootal...
>>2667269they meant the toughest half of the bracket and it's true
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RAPED BY NO NAME CHINESE PEOPLE>F0ZELMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2670935>NO NAMErespect JamYoung you filthy westerner
>literally everyone red except the daneGODLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKILL YOURSELF JCOBBB YOU ABSOLUTE RAT SUBHUMAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>check the 'tv for melties>random soccer stuff on the board with shit tons of replieskek
anotha f0ze sissy tantrum...
>>2670941only 4 more matches so they can cut this bum
>2026>I am forgotten
>>2670912Now do donk clutch to see real cultural impact
>>2671412missing stewie2k for full combo
how many more officials until they can kick jcobbb
>>2671822why does it matter as long as twistzz is igl?
>>2670941br1ky was part of the vibesthe danedog the pole and the french just aint fit for FaZetw1stzz and frozen cant carry the vibes alone
>>2671927>the danedog the pole and the french just aint fit for FaZetbf, the danedog had some old school broky moves (or any adhd awp'er)frozen is great as evertwistzz is setting himself up for failure (again)
>>2670941How does this end really? >More rebuilds>Pulling out of CS>accepting permanent t2 hell like nip, fnatic, and other legacy orgs
>>2671934>tbf, the danedog had some old school broky moves (or any adhd awp'er)he will be ruined just like broky got ruined and we will have another broky but with 0 aura
>>2671940>he will be ruinedhe wasn't that good before karrigan rejoinedit's more like he went back to his previous level (sadly)
>>2614747Unironically I was too busy to post.Damn this has been the worst week in CS history.B0tniggan won, n0k0 won, may0nesy won, pac0ner won. I'm not even going to bother reading 5 threads worth of faggotposting.But even worse they kicked br1ky and replaced him with a literal who. I don't even know what to say. Biggest mickey mouse win of all time. Spirit vs G2 was the real final anyways and Spirit won that so they're the real winners. No one cares about failcl0wners.
>>2672223greatmaybe fuck off you annoying spammer
>>2672236Nigga I'm posting after 2 weekskys
Who do I even root for now? Maybe Vitality if they replaced the jew or Mouz if they actually tried to be competitive. The only good change in the rostermania so far is -paypal +r0nkle G2 has a real chance now. I'll still root for Legacy and Spirit. Still can't get over how they're butchering Faze right now......Beyond Grim.
>>2672238>I'm posting after 2 weeksand already obnoxiousgtfo
>>2672252kys paconer seething lil bitch
>>2672256>kill yourself manbearpigfunny how we didn't have any spammers while you were awayfuck off
>>2672259aHAHAHAHAHA can't believe it actually is paconerKWAB!!!!!! keep seething lil bitch I know you spammed the fuck out of this general while I was gone
>>2672263wannabe schizo
Faze deserve better. Now that that fat fuck b0tniggan is gone, that chink manager needs to go too. These moves are complete trash. WHO TF ARE JCOBB NEITYU AND JOBEN??!??! GET SOME RNs on the team ASAP
>>2672269kys paconer hahahaaha how pathetic you are KWAB
>>2672223>>2672250>>2672271It should've been Br0ky on G2, that would've been pure kino.
>>2672271why do you even care?
>>2672223Parents didn't ground you longer? Was great while it lasted I guess....
>>2672285wdym? I like Faze, broky, twistzz and frozen. I want to see them succeed again instead of fading into irrelevancy like other legacy orgs like fnatic and nip>>2672290>pac0ner's attempt at humorbeyond pathetic but now that I'm here you'll have to deal with itcope seethe dial8 rope whatever
>>2672292You clearly only care about thread dramaEverything else is a sorry mask. Go cheer for some valorant team
broky is gonna retireno team wants him
>>2672305two of my teammates are kinda ghosting rn i could use him
>>2672299precisely 0 people falling for your bait paconeryou could've replied to the faze part but you're the only shit flinger itt
>>2672305saddest day in cs historywe've lost a trve gem
>>26718224
>>2671924They can kick jcobbb, get an igl and make twistzz a rifler again
BCG is getting jimpphat
When you think about it Frozen is basically Guardian and they're from the same country too.How many more careers will the hippo sink?
When you think about it kyosucky is basically monesy and they're from the same country too.How many more careers will the hippo save?
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2072450697233326331
>>2672480he's right AGAIN m0nesy even getting to whiff and not instantly get raped by s0mple and b0t is hilarious
>DaZeD
kek karrischizo is back and lashing out at anyone he thinks is the bogeymankys
pac0ner still seethingkys
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026
>>2672515was a quiet couple of weeks at leastI'd probably be hiding for a couple of months if I was proven this wrong desu
^pac0ner replying to ximself btw
completely mindraped
gem alerthttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
honeypot they won The Biggest Event instead
but I thought ewc was the biggest event cuckaner, you said so yourselfuh oh freudian slip
we all agreed cologne is the biggest event and what matters :)
Grim to see the spammer back again. It was a good 2 weeks.
all falcons fans knows ewc is the biggest event of the year
>>2672556cologne major > kato major > cologne > kato > krakow > sidney
>>2672563if newfriends just learn to ignore the schizo it won't be a problem
>>2672601oh right... every iem > every pgl > ewc > draculan
7 hours till XSE, boys!
>>2672563>>2672606don't you feel ashamed to blatantly samefag ts much paco?
>>2672622>nag nagstop shitting up the thread, you wannabe schizo
>pac0ner who spams every thread with muh russians muh protagonists muh eastern europeans muh danedogs complaining about shitting up the threadKWAAAAAAAAAAAAB
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/text/russia%20%3A%201%20%28donk%29/mental illness
>>2672563Never seen a man with 4 chins crazy
Surely today the organizers got their shit together and there won't be many issues and delays..
>>2672646>4chins
donk is slowly turning into magixx. magixx has got him on the same diet.
>>2670912>LV>animeslop pfpexplains things
eastern european countries by top player and hltv rankrussia : 1 (donk)estonia : 5 (ropz)israel : 7 (xertioN)ukraine : 8 (w0nderful)slovakia : 15 (frozen)romania : 25 (FUT)serbia : 31 (NiKo)lithuania : 34 (dziugss)latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)bealrus : 49 (TN1R)hungary : 61 (torzsi)poland : 83 (jcobbb)
why are russian twinks so powerful in counterstrike
>>2672718Zywoo effect
Bosnia: 31 (goatko)
https://forebears.io/surnames/kova%C4%8D
wtf
>>2672761Put the glasses back on nigga
is this bucholz again
WHERE CACHE
>9z lost to literal no name whoskek its like they put all their energy into antistratting hasbaratalitybased sudaca antisemites
>>2672791>jw and krimz are no namesokay pal
you think first xse games will start on time today?
>>2672816Ye
>>2672816well the games start in less than 10 minutes and there is no waiting room stream yet..
Ummm why isn't the stream fucking started?You'll think the chinks would work throughout the night to fix yesterday's issues lmao
>>2672878they already pushed it 10 minutes; this shit isn't starting for another hour
they made posts asking for volunteers to work as network engineers. what's the over/under that the prize is even real and not some memecoin or something
A stream is up and they are doing bans right now
BRINGBACKVERTIGO
Is it all a scam
how shit does a tournament have to get before valve strips it of VRS like if play conditions are so wildly bad because of shit like >>2672889 and constant players dropping from the server or something because of dogshit TO
We need pronax and flusha on eyeballers to complete the kino unc squad
>>2672878>>2672918
>>2672928
>>2672929>>2672928lol
only 40 min delay today
casters sound like they are 48kbps lol
Where did Anders go? Did he bail on this shitty tournament lol
>>2672957old man worked 18 hours yesterday. cut him some slag
>>2672959His co-caster is here. Who looks like his clone honestly.I bet the XSE staff can't tell them apart
>>2672962pretty sure anders2.0 is like a decade younger
>>2672957>>2672959>>2672962Nvm I checked his twitter. I think he's out for the rest of the tournament?
>>2672970>I think he's out for the rest of the tournament?why? probably just needs some rest
JESPERWECKSELL
>>2672972I figure that casters would be really careful not to fuck up anything regarding their throat
we might not have karrigan bs on faze this tournament, but his retarded more fraggier cousin is keeping things fun
>>2672975they're wfhit's not like he's forced to drink gutter oil soup to get better
>talking about krimz moving to coachlet man play ffsa 36 yo just won the major, and krimz wasn't in any way bottom fragging on fnatic
>>2672988Yeah but krimz doesn't have that much firepower on his team.
>>2673000not the point at all
>>2673000krimz isn't igl
uh doesnt krimz know old people cant do stuff like that
3dmax has been a solid top 12-15 team for a couple of years now btweyeballers are looking really good
>>2673026>3dmax has been a solid top 12-15 teamNot in 2026 they have not
>10k viewersI was expecting 10 viewers lol, player break is boring
>>2673032You can't trust Kick numbers lol
>>2673030they've only fallen out the last month and a halfI'd still call it solid
>>2673026Why'd they kick exercice, I thought he was fine
>>2673040sadly, he was french
sweden is the best all time cs nation
>>2673043not to start a flamewar or anything, but when's the last time a swede lifted a major trophy? has to be 10 years or something like that
>>2673043In 1.6*
how kind of them to not start the b stream game, that means i can watch all the games!
>>2673050just like yesterdaydoesn't seem like we're getting a b stream for a while tho
>>2673043Yes, when EVERY single tournament, no matter what "tier", was 100% mickey mouse and the scene had barely any developmentVery impressive
>>2673046karrigan is half swedish
>>2673061>karrigan is half swedish
this is what happens when france plays with french players
keep an eye out for this kid named misuta he will be something one day kid is something special
>>2673092ruined by zywoo molestation
holy shit they managed to start stream b already
>>2673086>jw and krimz raping the fr*nchahh now that's some proper CS*sips*
Y'all think 100Uncs can ever actually make it to tier 1 LANs?
>>2673086swedish MEATBALLERS
when do you guys think it starts
>>2673151if gla1ve and the new igl get along, and rain isn't depressed after being moved from igl, sure
does macmate even know the game? he genuinely thought alliance were gonna save in the last round of the half in a 3v2
>>2673173there's a reason people were sent to australia
nippers...
sweden is all time best cs nation. by far.
FAZE THE FUCK UP
>>2673223>FAZE THE FUCK UPin 3 hours
>>2673223#FaZeUp my n*gga
>the fixed the waiting musicfuck... now I have to mute the tab and won't know when the game starts
>>2673227just imagine the wait times tomorrow when they start with bo3s
>>2673247I don't think the downtime will get worse, but the day's gonna stretch far beyond the 12 hours yesterday
Okay I'm back
looks like we're starting soonrooting for my niggas JBONES and LNZ
>tier 2 caster didn't touch faithit feels so fucking great to be right
>>2673282i cant believe jcob is still in everyone was calling for his head since the beginning
We actually get to HEAR interviews now???The chinks are really pampering us today
>>2673290>retards been making noise, why doesn't the org listen??I don't really care for him since he can't perform on stage, but why tf do you think faze should listen to a bunch of lemmings? the org is bad enough as is
Time to watch my boy frozen get clinical depression
>>2673301because he didn't prove the haters wrong and everyone was right in shitting on him it was a horrible move then its a horrible move now
EZ FOR FAZE
just realized I am surprised when faze even win a round. depressing
>>2673307everyone also thought the elige addition was a good ideapeople are fucking idiots. The org not listening to fans is a good thing. Even when the fans turn out to be right
F0zebros...
oh no no no no...
nice round faze
im feeling gg
remember when they kicked rain for jcobb
>>2673322they kicked elige for jcobbb. They kicked rain for twistzz
>frozen without karrigan
faze just don't have any mojo. that's the issue
we need cadiaN on FaZe
Jbiden already doing his best Broky impression
we will win the bo3's
Is Faze fucked if they bomb out of XSE?Their VRS surely isn't looking good...
MERCY, BRAZIL-SAMA
>>2673337they should forget about vrs; they can't hang where they are right now. get rid of neityu and jcobb and get a real igl
>>2673337they're already fucked and won't get july invites. this is their only chance to get august invites.
>>2673337who cares about vsr at this point the org is fully dead unless they make big moves after this tourney since its technically off season
>mibr removed cacheniggers
Goodbye frozenGoodbye twistzz
so broky wasnt the problemkarrigan wasnt the problemwho is the problem?
This is hard to watch
did frozen just shoot at his own teammate
>>2673344they've just signed an academy player, they're not making big moves
>>2673354compared to the last 6 months? it's the exact sameno wonder karrigan gave up
>>2673352
JCOBBB HOLY KEK
>>2673361
oh yeahI'm thinking we're #BACK
>>2673365We are SO back
don't give me hope.. this needs to go even worse so they burn this shit lineup down
>jbone making paper airplanes in half timehe's no broky, but he's slowly winning me over
yep. it's over
bg
french timeout lol
Grim stuff for faze. It truly is over.
Dis coulda been Cache kino...
>>2673378>This summer we will be in Guangzhou to participate in the XPL
>>2673389Stupid macacos
>>2673391Broky was blindsided by his benching...
my nigga insani
Nice fucking tournament lmao
I hope they go 0-2we won't know if there's any magic or bullshit left unless they're at the absolute edge of collapse
>>2673311Kek, I get hyped when jboen gets an awp kill. That's how much shitky PTSD I have.
>>2673313Literally EVERYONE, not just fans, have been calling the broky and jcobb disaster class to be over for a while now. Fans, players, casters, desk people, LITERALLY EVERYONE.
>>2673410and everyone's fucking retarded
>>2673402It was never faze magic, its karrigan magic.
Wasn't there supposed to be a B stream
This retard jcobb just holds down left click while flashed and just dies.I hate him, I fucking hate him so much. Just as much as broky.
nt j biden
>>2673313>everyone also thought the elige addition was a good ideathat Faze team was at least ten times better than this one
>>2673430lol
>20k people + a gazillion chinese watching faze disbanding in slow motion
Name one good polish player post 2018
>>2673443neoI'm sure he's still got it
>>2673443vltimate
holy shit brnz4n whiffed lmao
This jboen kid kinda good. Just imagine if we had him at the beginning of the season...
>jbone with the highlight saveanyway, can we stop and just appreciate how LNZ somehow monkeywrangled this bunch of browns into something that looks like a good team?
f0zebr0thers...
disband
Frozen gave up
frozen's done
alright... I miss anders
>the likeable but worse chink team is ongonna root for the home team on this one
>>2673468Who's the guy who replaced him? Is he even a caster in the first place cause his microphone is terrible
FlyQuest +brokyNeed it or keep it?
>>2673474they'll both have huge crowd cheating buffs. the amount of ooh'ing and ahh'ing during the faze game was comical
Looks like frozen can't wait to join a new team and is speeding this event up.
Goat players. Donk 3.0 straight from the mountains of Poland.
>>2673474We like James Young here, so we like Tyloo>>2673477Jesus christ no, FQ overperformed in the major give them a break
>>2673475he's a tier2/3 casterthink a tier below lucy, and usually casts asian tournaments
>>2673478*by they I mean tyloo as well in the pari game next
>>2673483fuck off redditor
4 t rounds in 2 fucking games4 pistols lost>mfw
give them time. they have potential.
>>2673492
>>26734872 more tournaments bro, trust the plan. Donk 3.0 in the makings.
>emilia and sue deadgg go next
FaZe CS 2026 watching experience
we like the new jerseys
>>2673503they look way better, and the gold right after winning a major is a nice touchbut I don't see any green?also should have removed a star.... fucking saudis
I'm already on my 4th mental breakdown this year. I think its time to stop watching faze...
>>2673503>also should have removed a star.... fucking saudisThe entire point of the EWC is to make it seem more important than the biggest tournament in any esport. Removing the stars would be a bit counterproductive.
sometimes i fantasize that im a filthy rich billionare and that i buy faze, kick all the paycheck stealers and buy all top players to finally bring the team back to life
>>2673515I knowdoesn't mean I have to agree with it. Pretty sure the players don't either
the most retarded thing about the falcons stars is that they had a star on their jersey in 2023 before ewc existedso they retroactively changed what the stars meant after they won ewc twice no idea what the star originally meant
don't worry Fazebroswe're getting kyxan and jimi and molodoy after this tournamentthis was revealed to me in a Mountain Dew induced vision#TrustTheProcess#GFUEL#FazeUp
New craft heh! FaZe Up! right fazebros?
>>2673519>Pretty sure the players don't eitherOf course not. But getting the Saudi bag entails shilling for EWC.
>>2673521maybe someone should beat the prince with a slab of bacon until he retroactively removes a star and makes it mean 'major win'
>>2673487At least jboen is performing well so far
>>2673522>we're gonna completely change the roster even more than we've already done the past yearorg fans are a fucking cancer and I hope you get yours in the ass
>>2673523>Rapid transitYeah, to tier 3
>-jcobbb>+siuhywhat would happen?
So if I understand this correctly, faze needs to win at least 1 game if they are to reach the 4 game requirement to remove the polish cancer, right? Else they'll get cucked once again at EWC.
>>2673523Looks like shit lmao. Budapest border doesn't match at all.
what if we had him instead of the garbage pole?
>>2673536who cares? frozen is dead inside and twistzz can't call his way out of a wet paper bagif you think yakub is their biggest problem right now you're an idiot
I'd give anything to have them one more time...
>>2673562where my wigga going to
>lose twistzzit's alright, we still have 4/5 left, and frozen seems pretty cool>lose ropzat least frozen has started to grow on me, so we're still 4/5>lose rainwell, at least we got twistzz instead, so we're still 4/5>lose karriganalright, this isn't looking so good anymore, 3/5>lose brokyokay, he fell off completely, but 2/5???I'm starting to like jbone, but I have no real investment in this team anymore. The faze players won me over with exciting games. They'll have to start all over with those to win me back
so whats the issue? just disband the whole thing
>>2673576>so whats the issue?the leader, I'm afraidhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782991808942471.mp4
nice retake
>>2673487SAY ITWITHME
>>2673538He did say faze would be a nice place for him.
>>2673592fuck off
>>2673596
does hobbit farm?
>>2673602hopefullyfuck tyloo and that fake fat retard
why is pari so fabulous lol
>>2673632just beautified photos
>nigga be like check my hair out
you now remember james 9k jacket
>>2673639Wasn't even 9k
jame.... please kill these disgusting subhumans
GET FUCKED CHINKS
slaxejezzz is getting kicked
>>2673648is he even on the team? isn't he just a standin?
wtf lolgood job, jame
>>2673655not to say its a good decision or that pari mirage is good but you shouldnt trust chink stats just like that
>>2673663fair observation, but reps are reps, and tyloo have way morehe should've gone for a joker
>no technical timeouts yet (iirc)we're leveling up, boys. Maybe tomorrow we'll only be 2 hours late
>>2673675i actually did that at some point, forgot valorant name and googled "gay cs"
>>2673678rolls off the tongue
>>2673678this you?
fuck you jamefuck you for giving that disgusting freak another home soil win
>>2673655I mean look at the stats on the rest of the maps. It's either worse or tyloo banned the better ones themselves.
Where's he going?
>>2673695left mouz according to reddit
>>2673697>left mouzAnd where is he going?
>>2673694doesn't matter if it's worse for pv. Mirage was too good for tyloo
>>2673700right mouz
>>2673695#Welcome to BBC.Game
>>2673695Liquid to replace NAF
>>2673703Every map is good for tyloo and not good for pari man.
>>2673639i remember niggas in here defending it really hard which is funny since pv completely fell off since thenrussian got a bit of money and didn't know how to act right
>>2673713Brokies were seething and it was funny. Same thing happened when ropz got the car.
>>2673717if you had a 3 digit iq you'd realize it was never about the money it's about the mentality behind such a purchaseoh i won a random tourney and placed well in others everyone on telegram praises us as the new spirit i am so good time to reward myself and completely fall off because i became complacent, this obviously applies to the entire team
>>2673721jame won a major before donk was even born ya goof
>>2673721>nigga saw somebody purchase something he can't afford and decided to manufacture a whole ass narrative to validate such purchase Ain't no way you are like that homie. You ever thought that some motherfuckers buy things just because they like them?
Where the fuck is the game, it was supposed to start 30 minutes ago.
IS BB GOING TO PLAY TODAY OR NOT FOR FUCK SAKE
BIGGERS AND BOOMCHADS WW@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLd2b0a6quc
holy shit caster is so quietthis fucking tournament
How many niggas playing this tournament have never touched cache in officials?
>>2673765a fucking tonbut for example in Vitality i think all of them played it
>>2673765If they are old they played it, if they are young they haven't
>>2673765it's been 7 years since cache
>>2673770boombla is young he's played it before
>>2673772bro he's 27...
>>2673779>27Years young
>>2673780bro...
>>2673632>>2673636definitely a lot of filters or shops, they even made s1ren look like a model
BBC.Game Jimpphat
>>2673780Thats unc tier bro, sorry
jdc..
has sinners 9z been paused for like an hour?
what happened to the 9z game
>>26738569z's ceo
>>2673854>>2673856Power outage in the 9z game, a transformer explodedhttps://x.com/i/status/2072685569436479802This is going to surpass that Indian LAN
>>2673942polski sabotażysta at work
>ewc held in francethis will be the first (maybe last) ewc without a corrupt crowd>karrigan doesn't need a bought crowdtrue, but it'd still take away from the victory if what happened last time happened again. Filthy fucking camel jockeysdon't care about ewc as a whole, but it being in france/eu does make me a bit more hyped
banks giving autographs :)would you get a banks autograph?
Niko, NO!
>>2673998I
It do be like that foreva eva
>>2674023APOLOGISE
This shitshow is going to be our new low for how a tournament could be mismanaged
>>2674048at least players have tablesand, incredibly enough, nobody's gotten deadly sick yet
>>2673981>banksi hate this clown so much its unreal
>>2674058>deadly sick yetits china, they have plenty of normal food there, you'd have to go out of your way to get sick from gutter oil chink food
>>2674058yep, India still holds the crownSlovenia too
man, Sinners are asshow did those guys even get to the major?
What happened in Slovenia? I can already imagine what happens to a LAN hosted on an Indian shitting street
>>2674194>I can already imagine what happens to a LAN hosted on an Indian shitting streettrust me, you can'tspirit made a very insightful video if you want to see
>>2674233post it
>>2674194https://www.hltv.org/news/15891/gaming-paradise-in-shambleshttps://www.hltv.org/news/16639/gaming-paradise-to-not-pay-prizepoolhttps://dotesports.com/counter-strike/news/sasa-bulic-csgo-gamers-paradise-3344
>>2674244find it faggot
>>2674250so you lied
>>2674259yesnot spoonfeeding newfags
>>2674194>>2674245took me way too long to find the Indian disasterclass, fucking jeets are still trying to sweep it under the rughttps://www.hltv.org/news/8440/m5-scammed-robbed-in-india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7etNh7676O8Holy shit the karrigan pep talk won them the major
>>2674279niko did say karrigan was the true mvp
>>2674264He's gonna be a coach or analyst for aurora I think. He's not leaving the org
PLACE YOBETS
>>2674349here's the actual games tomorrow
>>2674349Like this.
>>2674355at least Faze is not going out 0-3
>>2674367Jcobbb will make sure they are.
please jimi not to aurora...
>>2674367SHITTERS are somehow worse than Faze
>>2674367I have my doubts about that
How long has he been in faze now?
>>2674439too long
>>2674439obsessed?
>literal malware on the PCsyou can't make this up
the way this tournament has been run is how every tournament will be now that niko has won a major btwthey're not bothering to keep up the illusion anymore and are exposing that the entire pro cs ecosystem has just been one giant truman show type of act based around supporting a make-a-wish kid's dream of becoming a video game championit was supposed to only last a year or two but unfortunately took a lot longer even with everyone else being a paid actor because he was simply that bad
>>2674439happy pi anniversary day of jcobb joining
>>2674498>it was supposed to only last a year or two but unfortunately took a lot longer even with everyone else being a paid actor because he was simply that badSo it was supposed to end in like 2017?
>>2672718damn he actually looks good nowi can see tranny potential
>>2674510Shut up Boris.
>kick br1ky>team gets raped immediatelynoticing.......
>>2674526It's not jboy's fault
vibes based team with raped vibes
>>2673352k0rrig0n was the problem tho
>>2673415*ropz, 2022 br1ky and twistzz magicthe only thing magical about the hippo is how he manages to breathe despite being so fat and ugly
>>2673568>lose rainThis was the point that buckbroke faze. It should've been k0rrig0n to go and Rain to take over as IGL. Now it's over.
>>2674527yeah but br1ky could've transitioned over to rifling, jc0bb should've been the one to be kickedwithout br1ky the vibes are dead
>>2674526Nothing changed tho
>>2674544the rapes were far more gentle beforeand they'd even managed to beat f0ria and g0
>>2674544>Nothing changed tho
>>2674536good to see the retarded faggots are still waving their flag proudly
why is thorin so rude?
buy an ad faggot
>>2674636Please refrain from using homosexual slurs.
>>2674660buy an ad homo
cache will not be played
>>2674669Please refrain from using derogatory terms describing people of homosexual orientation. Consider using "gay" next time.
>>2674675>Consider using "gay"I'm too old to know the difference.... just put it in your mouth
>check the 'gog>expect 25 replies>294jesus christ, why do so many people care about washed up shitters like f0ze
okay we're not gonna lose this one
>>2674633Is it true he is larping as eastern orthodox christian? I saw someone write that here once
>>2673990So what happened with this? I don't have xitter.
Niko major winning vlog barely has any views. You aren't donk little bro, you don't have motion like that. donk demos get more views, what a choking loser haha
>>2674817it was cringe when you viewfaggoted vitality and it's cringe when you viewfaggot nikojust shows how little you know of the game
>>2674833Cry faggot
>>2674840>viewbot telling other people to crybro, if we start crying, what the hell are (you) gonna do?
>>2674817most watched it the first time it was uploaded before being removed, but 1.3m views on bilibili with 8,5k comments, 7th most trending video on a site used by a billion people https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1jsTi67EMC/
>>2674916>people
>>2674916and heres a random donk video with 13milion views https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV17yykBbEMe/chink views mean nothing, it's youtube or nothing
i have insider information that faze is going to pick cache
>>2674941Hi Enkay!
>>2674938Check the indian side of youtube, that shit generates fuckload of views. Now consider that China doesn't have a substitute. It's the only platform and there are one billion and four hundred million Chinese in China.
>this rat's little backstab ultimately causes for his current team to lose the major Butterfly effect in full force. Karma is beautiful
>>2674977You won't respond to this earnestly but ropz/frozen role clash was the death of faze
>>2674981they were good for like half a year with frozencoincidentally broky fell off after that
why is ronaldo there?i assume one of the asians is fakerthen there's magnus and no idea who left is
>>2674989fuck off tourist
I assume the $1.5m prize is also fake
>>2675011you're the tourist here, mr tourist spammer
I haven't changed my bedsheets in 7 months, I haven't showered in 3 weeks and I do not intend to change anything.
>>2675021>you're the tourist here, mr tourist spammer
>>2674949*Indian
ESL, do that skit to commemorate 1v4 on mirage.
>>2675052>let me tell you a little story, about my weightloss journey
>hop on cs>tech issues>play some wowo in the meantime
go back
>>2675093That's from twitch though. Cooper was just browsing reddit and I took the screencap of that.
>>2675090based warmanechads
He's very good looking.
>>2675154valve's choices for the face of cs were>a fat french jew>russian twinks>generic hohols>a ripped aryan yugoslavgee i wonder who they picked
>>2675235>valve gives a fuck guys!lol
>>2675240Well, it's an american company so probably >a fat french jew
>>2675247broyou're showing just how way out of sync you aregaben has declared war against the jews. He's won so far, but they're coming at him with everything they've got
>>2675781not retarded enough
End faze
>>2674817I only started watching cs four years ago and I never understood what people like about him. Kind of seems like an asshole but he clicks heads okay sometimes
Daily reminder that Elige IS to BLAME for all of this BTW
>>2675781>go big or go home
>>2676122no, all of this began when Faze management didn't resign Twistzz in 2023, that was the first domino
-Rain was the biggest mistake Faze will ever make. He was the glue that held Faze together. He was the core part of the Faze spirit. He WAS Faze.
>>2676631This but with Krimz and Fnatic. Krimz was the last thing anchoring Fnatic from full blown Ukrainian nepotism. Now that org is finished.
>>2676635lol. they were already finished with 4 ukr + krimz.
>>2676631He sucks and is doing nothing in 100T, he had to drop the IGL gimmick after a few months and bring in Gizmy kek.
>>2676643It could've been salvaged. But I suppose the cancer had grown too large and metastasized.
>>2676652Yeah because he's playing with washed up unx. Plus he was on Faze for almost 10 years, it obviously took a toll on him.Faze should've given him a shot at IGL.
I hope someone gets robbed at XSE
>>2676662We already got robbed of faze kino #fazeup
>>2676666That wasn't very funny
>>2676676Nothing is funny man ts shit is just depressing. Falcons winning and Faze completely disintegrating is the worst timeline ever.
>>2676681Everything went wrong after Gstew kino
wasn't f0ze the original "buy everyone" superteam? it's fitting they fall apart and their fans suffer
how long delay today?
>>26769332 hours minimum
>>2677008let's go brandon!
Kicking shitky and jcobb only solves one part of the problem (the firepower inconsistency), but faze's problems go even deeper. They have a real serous issue in the leadership department too. >Faze management: Making shit decisions and wasting money and players>Coaching: Even with the german guy they got, the issues that we saw during the last months of NEO are still very much present: shit map pool (leaving open shit that they have 20% win rate), shit protocols of coms and not clearing shit, etc.>IGL: Twistzz is genuenly not suited for the IGL role. The t sides are shit and he seems unable to do any mid round adjustment when things go to shit.Faze will need a COMPLETE OVERHAUL if they are to return to greatness, which at this point seems like a pipe dream. Nothing stays good forever. It's impossible. Things either end while they're still good or keep going until they're shit. Be glad that we atleast got the chance to see our favorite niggas win it all at least one time.
so it begins (again)
Legitimately who even supports faze now that rain broky and karrigan are gone. Do people unironically support the org? wtf lol. Who supports teams. If donk left Spirit I would start hatewatching them losers rofl
XSE organisers are all getting lined up against a wall in a Chinese prison, that's why there's a delay
You can't hear the castersCan these cunts get anything right
>>2677099sound has been fucked like every other game
JW IS PLAYING CACHE
#CACHEISHERE
The UI got updatedThey added player camsThey added 3rd person camThey added replaysBut there's no casters
I don't like people calling Eyeballers uncs cause I'm older than them
Eyeballers won 2nd half pistol according to HLTVFuck this shit tournament
is there no caster? lol
big cousing is getting raped
>>2677164The games started 45 minutes behind schedule. They were expecting it to be 3 hours late so they haven't showed up yet
>>2677164yea they found out they're not getting paid
Holy shit cache kino incoming. When was the last time it was on? 2018 or something?
Nice round from Jee, he's so happy
HELLO??? CASTERS???ANDERS?? VINCE???? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
CACHE???????????????????
>>2677196Sucks that we see Cache without any Anders kino
krimz and jw finna boutta teach these zoomers how to play cache
>>2677206Your response?
MACMATE IS HEREAUSGODS SAVED CACHE
tyloo probably cheat practiced cache
>>2677214they just offscreen the pistol to rig kek
>>2677209patience lil zoomie, we got them on the full buy
Uncs are getting btfo by the zoomers on cache
boomerbros... this was supposed to be our home map...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhrNgXJ__n8This is a good reference for an ESL skit.
is cache robbar or polis sided?
>>2677221Uncs lost....
TENTUTU
>>2677257we... uhhh we'll get them on ct-sid *BEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>2677275Unc? UNC???UUUUNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!
weird how the chat is like 90% chinese now but after like game 2 yesterday it was 100% english
Unc stocks are dropping as this match goes on
ummm Xi bros? they're coming back
it's a little ct sided huh..
If they lose maxster they might as well just save lmao
rip uncs
Jee Jee uncs
>>2673043>>2673203Oooooooooof
Post Swedish culture
It's crazy how big of a difference can a pair of good casters make. Imagine scrawnders casting this....instant kino.
>>2677313not eliminated
So much nicer having Mac here
>>2677318Oooooooooof yikes frfr on god
So we're all just pretending like this chopped ahh lan isn't rigged for china right?
goddamn the camera caught an angle of all the dust in the air and it looked thick as fuck lol
>>2677327They're teasing dust3
the rate these games go they might as well not even have 2 streams
>>2677338wtf is this shit
faze and sinners at 6am. guess i'm not watching
>>2677345Spare yourself from watching faze getting elimed.
Odds that it'll be delayed to 1am?
>>267735080%
>>2677347sinners got tossed out of the major by tyloo flyquest and nrg.. there's a chance..
>>2677345don't worry, there will be at least two hours of delays
>>2677342I want to say sn0ppi masterclass, but they got six t-rounds
Can there at least be some info on the waiting screen lol. Especially between maps. How long have they been on break
>>2677345>mexican timezone
>two russian teams 2-0AIEEEEE MAKE THEM PLAY EACH OTHER
>>2677365I live in california so basically mexico
I like that the caster is basically just having a casual conversation with chat
NIPPERS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
imagine this team without xkacpersky
i thought nip was swedish
LG bought an 0-3 team lmao
>>2677453they didnt bujy them, contracts ran out
Praise to jesus
was that ace and 1v3? i just saw the last 1v2.
he's still got it>>2677487yes
>>26774871v4 ace actually
LVG always the shittier CN team
AYO WHERE MY NIPPERS @???
That is not Emilia
bald spot at 19... how tf?
Faze was actually on the road to recovery, but them seeing karrigan go on to win the biggest cs2 trophy, and thus solidifying them as the shit counter part mentally broke them again lmao. Specially frozen.
>>2677646Frozen likes being in a shit team
Pistol round into tech pause
faze will at least win vs sinners there's just no way they lose
>>2677737Its over bro, f0ze ain't coming back from this
>>2677737Kek, at this point its entirely possible
>no replay
>>2677737Sinners are fucking shit, no way Faze loses to them, no matter the form
>>2677749
>>2677757sinners have beat teams like betboom and g2 just a couple months ago. you never know..
DIE 3DMAX DIE
BIG bros...
>>2677834Another 12-0 comeback ez
>>2677837>t-side comebackno
damn, biggas got raped
?Where are the fucking matches
>>2677925you new to this event?
Nobody thinks it's weird that the PCs are literally confirmed to have malware and also Tyloo just happened to dominate all the way to 3-0???
Lets fucking go boys, give Faze your energyFAZE UP
finally
>>2677998against faze eyeballers and parivision? no I don't think that's weird at all.
WHY DO WE KEEP PICKING ANCIENT ???
they better pray it goes to nuke, because I can see this easily going 0-2
I would complain about map picks but what maps are they actually good on.
WHEN I WAKE THE FUCK UPI FAZE THE FUCK UP
>>2678000FAZE THE FUCK UP
>>2678017they were extremely good on nuke when they had karrigan, but I'm not sure twistzz can call on it
half the games at this event have a tech pause after the first round
jesus fucking christ man
the absolute state
twistzz..
JBONED
finally a team faze can potentially beat. grim
faze are playing.... well?
Frozen activated today
We're f1zing!!!
>>2678066Look at Sinners match history this year. If Faze can't beat them they should just disband
so they put numbers on the map but forgot to put them on the players?
remember when we said faze might lose to sinners?
>>2678079They way they've been playing recently it's possible
>>2678079you're way too early
damn, Sinners are kinda shit
>8 ct roundsuh we're still winning right
f0ze up!!!
eight on ct is enough, right?
Yeah, this is obviously Faze coming back from a 0-2 and winning the whole tournament. We're so back bros.
>twistzz T sidesWe needed 12
>>2678102I'm not sure.. they'd need 5 on T. isn't that as many T rounds as they won in the two other games combined?
I swear eco and exit kills pad 3/4 of neityu's stats from games I've watched. watching him and jcobb gives me a headache
I wish I had a cute chinese faze gf
>>2678108it's actually moreFaze only won four t rounds so far
LOL GET DEAFENED
Jboen is an actual young prodigy unlike jcobb
how is it possible to suck as bad as jcobbb?
he's such a liability man
f1 to kick jcobb. we need the economy boost
must be nice to have frozen on your team
Frozen dragging them kicking and screaming to a win.
wow they fixed the player cams
dude
Faze doubters status???
it's actually happeningthey manage to not fuck up a map
Nice boys! I'm still worried for ancient though..
Kick him already
>>2678161Frozen stole all his kills
jcobbb is the face of faze since rain left. can't kick that.
May he never leave us
>>2678161Maybe it's a good thing. Imagine the pressure it puts on Frozen to perform lol
>>2678171karrigan steals him again when niko retires
is he getting the evp?
>>2678183
>>2678189Six...SEVEN!!!
>>2678196LOL!
faze vs 3dmax tomorrow (or nip if betboom loses)
Stream starts 1 minute into round 1. True professionals
random game start jumpscare into audio desync
>>2678183you watch the game and you see frozenbut if you watch jcobbb, you see the game
>>2678232nevermind there was just no sound lol
>>2678232they forgor
>already 3 t-side winsI'm not getting my 3rd map OT, am I?
>>2678161iirc after they finish this tournament they should've had enough games with Neityu that they can kick jcobbb without losing any points if they want tosince they got rid of broky they couldn't also get rid of jcobbb at the same time since that'd have left Twistzz and frozen alone as the VRS core
>>2678161He's positive AND carrying the bomb for the boysYou CAN'T kick him
alright bye
jboen is goated>stream just fucking died
>stream downnigger event
>they restart stream>audio still fucked
>>2678270temu event more like
>>2678268The powers that be, did not like that
I don't know I'm listening to tool through my phone and watching the event with no sound on my tv.
>Faze should kick jco-
JBONE is actually the best transfer faze have made since getting frozen.... wild
>>2678284sinners gave up; shame his stats get padded. this mf needs to go
>>2678284Yes they should. >>2678183
kennyS.dev1ce.s1mple.ZywOo.J-Boner.
JBONEEEEEEE
would broky really hit all these?
>>2678295Nigga really decided to omit ultimate
>>2678284joe cobb is activated...b0ttigan could never
now that's a faze round
you eyeballin' me?
Has Macmate been solo casting for the last 9.5 hours lmao
Momentum lost, it's over
bro...
>>2678312fucking kek
The audio is desynced isn't it?
>>2678314they can't fix it
faze might actually win something
crazy how dog shit f0ze is
>>2678323They won the "didn't go 0-3" competition
LAWL
Twistzz is a very good looking guy
CHILLS
why is that dumb "flipping through images" meme so big in bugland?
>>2678330I've seen enoughwe're so fuarking back it's unreal
Twistzz is pumped
Are sinners just onliners?
>>2678330The two musketeers
>>2678330teses, that obese guy, and the 3 homosexual slavs have NO ANSWER to this
FaZe UP
Yeah jcobbb needs to go.
0.86 isnt so bad
Holy shit faze is back baby
joe biden is huge???
>>2678352>>2678354Give jcobbb some more time
jboen sounds exactly like blamef
We upgraded danes
FAZE UP!!!
>>2678359A couple more years?
Faze just needs to lose their 1-2 match and then we can be rid of jcobbb right?
faze might be back, the fact they didn't announce neityu could mean he's gone along with jcobb. they are easily replaced if twistzz sticks to leading, a little less if he doesn't but I see a path back to t1 with jboner being the real deal either way
can we win vs 3dmax tho?
>>2678372frozen and jbone won't be carrying like this against stronger opponentsthey need a proper igl
Like this, isn't it?
Yall niggas dead or what?
What the fuck is grok on? Aurora????Also, falcons bros where are we?
so boom vs nem isn't happening?
>>2678511They refused to shoot at each other.
>>2678511just got pushed another hour. if they're lucky it will start at 12:30am local time
>>2678511no more brother matches
>match had to be postponed because zorte got addicted to wow
it was originally scheduled to start two hours ago, right?
>>26785692 or 3.
No cache.
>Chinese are reporting that the players found Heroes III installed on their PCs and admins can't get them to stop playing
>>2678617Zoomers probably don't know what HOMM3 to be honest.I actually never understood the obsession with it and I'm 33.
>>2678613donkey titsunderdogs should be aggressively picking it imo
Won't escape that VP.Gulag boy.
The game has actually started and it's 1-1.
>>2678643F
How a tournament this scuffed can have a prize pool this huge? This some Chinese Triad sponsored shit man on god frfr no cap six seven.
BRO WHY IS MY UBLOCK GOING FUCKING CRAZY ON KICK? IT'S GOING UP LIKE A FUCKING ALTIMETER ON A SPACE SHUTTLE
>>2678697lol
>>2678697IMA SEE GOD REAL QUICK
>>2678697
man it's already past midnight in china
>>2678709Every frame an ad.
>>2678709>>2678699you can watch directly from liquipedia and not get that.
>>2678741don't need to. it all gets blocked
Damn, we might actually have a series here.
>>2678767he's a big cat
>>2678770He do be big indeed.
>>2678643He'll be back.
s1ren 2k, that's a year extension
They straight up wouldn't have made playoffs if siren was there desu.
>use your imagination nigga you have the audio
are they for real?
Holy fuck. donk's friend wasn't enough though
>>2678872s1ren just sucks
Which opponent faze would be more comfortable to play against? 3dmax or nip?
>>2678882nip
betboom knows they're supposed to be winning, right?
most british caster ever
https://kick.com/xsecs/videos/97e1ef49-152c-4de2-b3cd-92b0a13175a5?t=12411But how would jame know to turn away from the flash? He can't see it.
>>2678995cheating
People talk about tap in merchants in soccer, does CS/other FPS esports have an equivalent?
this series will actually end like 3 am in china
s1ren still sucks
>>2679160holy zorte lifegame
stop being faze fansstop cheering for fazestop posting when they are playingthey are a dogshit t5 team of no importanceall their players minus jbiden are bad
>>2679196nah
>p*le trash bottomfragging again
kek both side had p*le trash at the bottomthey have no place in cs
>>2678699>>2678697>not using streamlink
Ow
I know they're keeping xantares just so that their turkish fans won't go apeshit but this is a mistake.
>>2679246imagine if he'd switched team back when he was good, or showed that he was. Could've gotten picked up by any top team
>>2679267I don't think anybody actually wanted to buy him out or if they did I doubt mouz would've let him go at the time.I wonder what team is he joining, I hope it's not mouz.
I don't know which op pic to use so bake a new bread yourselves.
>>2679249honestly i wonder if they're just going to keep kicking turkish players and they're only kicking two to keep vrs. is woxic even better than paypal?
It's 2:30 AM in Guangzhou, China.
>>2679308>>2679308>>2679308
