>>2679297They are...comparable. Not letting xantares go however is a mistake. He's not been good in playoffs at all and just falls off drastically there.
>>2679327Like this is his playoff performance across the board in 2026.
>>2679333he carries them to playoffs
>>2679333I knew it was bad but... holy shitno wonder they never win anything
>gambling money in every team GOOD>ukranian government money in one team GOOD>oil money in one team BAD
>>2679337You can have something that do that and then continue to do so in playoffs.Winning in groups means nothing if you fuck up in single elim.
>f0ze in big 2026
>>2679342I love oil moneyI just really hate arabs
>>2679363you're lashing out at falcons because you can't do it elsewhere
>>2679386I'm not lashing out at anyone? I just really hate arabsI was touching faith ever since they got karrigan
45 minutes between maps very cool
>>2679395and why do you hate arabs? they're good for video games
What's the CS equivalent of tap in merchants?
>>2679405they're a bunch of stinking assholes who ruin anything they touch
New SAW
>>2679420isn't that just old saw with one player changed?
>they're playing SIX bo3s tomorrowFuck this is gonna be rough
>>2679308its kind of funny how BC Game is DESPERATELY looking for just about ANYONE to play with s1mple and still can't find anyone
>>2679426yea bcgame funded their operations for the next 10 years
>>2679428think of all the gooning you can get done while waiting for games to start
That peek from diledez was sus.......
>2 bo1s, 2 bo3s>over 14 hoursI thought asians were supposed to efficient
my aurories :)
nice job, boomblawhy don't you try a third time? I'm sure it'll work out eventually
my aurries :)
crazy how much one player can change stuff
>>2679420Elessarbros...
>>2679621can't change his contract
So where's that last bcg player?
>>2679648they haven't heard back from vitality, falcons and spirit yet, so there's nothing to announce
>guys make it exciting to make up for the fuckups today we'll pay you in cash
>>2679720money well spent
A CS UPDATE HAS HIT THE TOURNAMENTexpect a long break
>ot>play 3 rounds>time to switch sides>okay guys this is the script for the next ot>5 minutes later>you guys memorized it?>ok proceed
>>2679783they dont have to memorize shit, they have papers right Infront of them
>>2679783nemesis just lost a free roundI'm pretty sure they're out of gas
15 fucking hours....
15 hours holy shit
ancients1ren still sucksmagikey SIX SEVEN
magnojez is a good playeri want them to get fl4mus back just because he deserves to be in a good team
Betboom might break 1800 vrs if they actually win this event. So far they've looked better with flamus but maybe they're more comfortable with siren.
>>2679833they would get more if they win because it's high prizepool, i think they would go up to 4th
hopefully nemesis gets a late series tomorrow because this shit ended 4 am
>Boombla hasn't withdrawn yet so the Chinese aren't completely fucking it up
>okay guys we can go rest now>checks time>4am
Who do you got?
>>2679887they're also starting tomorrow 2 hours earliernever been happier to not be at a tournament (except ewc and the indian one)
>>2679896pari9znemesisb8bigfaze
>>2679897They're starting in 14 hours desu and that's if everything goes according to schedule, which, judging by the last couple of days, will not be happening.
>>2679897>>2679910Unless you meant in general, I was talking about nemesis specifically.
what do we think?
>>2679919Out by January.
>>2679919>fin>playing with turkdogs>for a russian organization
>>2679919Don't really care He's been mid for over a year and people still talk about him as if he is in end of 2023/early 24 form
>>2679926he'll be good without stinx
>>2679928He's never been good and never will be. Finland has exactly one active e-sports star and that's Serral
what kind of a gamer god reaches 20k premier? I'm faceit9 and I get fucking stomped by level1s in 16k
>>267993215k is a very weird place where you can get bots on your team vs the faceit10s on mains that dont normally play premier, the faceit10s on smurfs with their friends or the faceit1-2s that just steamroll you (we all know why)you just gotta grind it out
>>2679938this season has been an absolute tragedy and I can barely break 17k when at least last seasons I was knocking on 20k
>>2679932ranking is all kinds of fucked, you wont have equal games ever, 10-15k is where the game drops just about anyone, from globals, to pros, to silvers, especially cheaters
>>2679919scene won't changeaurora will maintain level but not improveSpirit/Falcons/Vita on top, all can beat each other any day, will likely not lose to anyone that isn't each other in playoffsNavi/Furia/Mouz/G2 2nd, can beat the top but only on a good dayrest are all t2 upset potential teams but just don't have the sauce
>>2679941ironically i found out that queuing dust 2 only gave me less cheaters and more consistent games.
>>2679945Falcons will not win a single big event. This major was gifted to them (Saudis) by the them (Saudis) via script.
>>2679946are you NA? while you might get less cheaters in EU you instead get autistic turboslavs that have +2k d2 games behind them lol
>>2679940only got my 15k medal and started playing comp exclusivelymuch more chill, less cheaters and the balancing is better imofaceit is too toxic for me, cba losing pistol and some guy is already screaming down the mic cause you "misplayed" in this coinflip of a round
>supergirlAll I see is donk.
>>2679962i see swag lol
>>2679919>Jimi's middle name is one letter off from being GOONAS
>20k premier>12degree preaim 8degree crosshair placement>every 10k premier enemy I play against with the lads>5degree preaim 4degree crosshair placement
>>2679308howdy fellers
>>2680011ok and?
>>2680045idk somehow everyone that starts the game this year is a prodigy with better stats than donk
>>2680017one of the better formatswouldn't mind it coming back
game is full of fucking cheatersid wish faceit gave xp/drops again like it did in csgo, at least id only get slapped by actually better players
crown foil sissies...OH NONONONONNOONONOBWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>2680052soooooooooo?
>>2680106Valve really should get some kind of agreement with faceit at this point
i hereby present myself with the `fell for watching the world cup instead of counterstrike again` award
>boomers wonBASED
>>2679930pretty big star desu
>>2680132your restarted
>>2679919at least the team is likeablekyxsan fifth?
>>2680111so they're cheating :)
>>>/sp/156177823
>>2680232and?
>>2680250and I dislike playing against cheaters in my competitive (e-)sports :(
help...
>/sp/
nova enjoyers ww@
The Lion's rape victims.
>>2680366where's your friend hippofag hiding? he's been really quiet for some reason
>>2680366flamezdaddy looking locked in
karrigan.net
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSqBx6pQl8
@0326>16:9aint watching your silver gameplay
>>2680326There was a certain period when i was just starting CS GO, during which i was RAPING with shotguns but as i got better somehow i lost that skill and now i can't kill anything with shotgun, its always less than 10 hp short of a kill
>>2677044>t.flip flops like a sovlless foidI don't necessarily root for any orgs but Faze has always delivered kino, regardless of the roster. There was still potential but kicking Br1ky was a massive blow. And now there's no chance of signing Jimmi either. I'm still rooting for Frozen and Twistzz.
>>2679430And still s0mpletards think Faze "missed" out on the opportunity to sign him. He's deadweight, absolute vibe killer.
What's next for my k1ng? Serious answers only.
>>2679420Baseado
>>2681050i'm genuinely trying to come up with something but i can't, maybe 100 thieves will give him a try but i think he is likely done for or has to come up with his own team from tier 2-3 and "prove" people wrong. As much as i like broky, he does not have particularly good reputation.
its unironically over for br1kyat least he won a major, kato, and cologne after disappearing
>>2681050na
Oh he’s kinda cute. Love the hair lmao
Few mins late but why we not talking about something better lol like what’s for dinner Shaba
me and the lads
-jcobbb after XSE right
>>2681447they need either 5 matches or 5 wins (can't remember) to lock in the new roster. they can't replace jcobbb before that.
>>2681459okay i think it's 5 matchesso faze needs to get win at least the series today to be able to replace jcobbb
only one caster per game now?
>>2681447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScOB7Q95UX0
>>2681646that was being spammed in kick chat the entire last game lol
>only xielo left from the legendary roster of freaksit's just not the same
the student might surpass the master
lol the translator reminding people to clap when lv lost
The UI is so fucked
>>2681442More like me and the gals
thank you china
>>2681050Liquid
>nip vs big>still no cache pickthis is starting to piss me off. It's a shitty tier2 chink tourney, just have some fun with it
>>2681842CHADballers picked it yesterday
>>2681842literally the single best opportunity for most of these teams to get vrs
>>2681845no if you losenip could remove either ancient or cache
danish igl vs danish igl
I think blamef ate the local foodhe's way off point today
forgot that spinx is a major winner
audio not synced again. how do you fuck up the very basics
pls win big so we get faze soon
I saw FaZe is still in this race#FaZeUp
>>26819843dmax is shakey but I'm not sure Faze has it in the tank to take them..
>>2681985Doesn't matter, we just needed 4 matches on this event to finally get rid of the polish cancer. If the leaks are right, this faggot is gone for good after this.
>>2681996I won't be happy until they get rid of neityu as well and get a real igl
>>2682000Neityu seems like an okay ladI'm not gonna tear him apart yet cuz he's filling the bitch roles. Jcuntt has star roles and he somehow has a lower rating than neityu lmao.
>>2682004nah, he doesn't have star roles really. also gets least resources. he's still bad though.
>>2681996Don't they need five matches to kick jcobbb?
>>2682017You're right. Fuck... Its so fucking over... If they don't make it today they are so fucking fucked....
>>2682025They wouldn't kick him immediately after the 5th would they? They need to have time to find a replacement.GIVE JCOBBB MORE TIME
fuck now faze game gets delayed
>>2682033If big don't pull this through 2 hours wouldn't surprise me
>>2682025Any VRS experts in the thread? What is the VRS penalty if they just decide to cut this bum even if they reach the 5th game?
>>2682039even if they don't reach the 5th game?*
>>2682039the wouldn't have any vrs at all
>>2682043
>>2682039You lose all points cause you're effectively a different team in regards to VRS
>>2682043>>2682046
Who will replace jcobbb
Took a shower for the first time in 3 weeks. I feel refreshed and sleepy. How's your day?
>>2682052
His mousepad position is funny lol
could liquid have gone to xse?
>>2682069They wanted to give the teams there a chance
>>2682069actually im pretty sure they were too low vrs to even get an invite lol
the picture they got of tabsen is literally not him, I don't think that can be accomplished with filters that has to be like an AI recreation
9z lost map 1 to alliance....
wtf is faven doing
Give it to me straight bros, can FaZe win today?
>tell a friend OK when he asks me to play a game half an hour before faze begins>play 3 matches/maps>game is so late I'm actually gonna make it with time to spareTHANKS INCOMPETENT CHINKS! <3
>>2682119With jcobb on the team? Its a 70/30 in favor of 3dmax to be honest
>>2681842>>2681846told you they should've picked cache
>>2682124idk how that would help them cache and ancient are basically the same thing. just basic aim maps
the audio is still desynced..
>>2682127if "basic aim maps" are all the same, why does vitality permaban ancient?
>>2682137i'm just saying the layout and the way rounds play out is pretty 1 to 1. why would they choose cache over ancient anyway if they've been playing one way longer.
>>2682141because big are clearly more experienced and successful on it? how is that not obvious?are you a bot?
>>2682152they've both played it nearly the same amount of times this year. difference is big was farming shitters on it and nip was mostly playing it against good teams. idk how going to a map neither team has strats on is good when nip don't have great firepower.
>>2682157>idk how going to a map neither team has strats on is goodfrom nip's pov it's the least bad. Teams have done picks like that for 20 years when going up against better opponents
Has any match so far has started on time on this fuck ass event?
>>2682162is it? they just beat big on ancient 13-5 two months ago. look at the teams history breakdown on ancient and you'll see that win % doesn't mean much.
99 delay. Rape and kill everyone in Guangzhou.
>>2682164you're not gonna goad me into statsfaggotry
why isn't A stream getting macmate?>>2682163of course not
why did eyeballers let go of bobeksde. are they stupid?
>>2682174he wasnt that great in eyeballers
sudaca bros...
2 Hour delay on a Saturday morning sickening. Somebody need to be executed for this.
sweden in playoffs and danish nip eliminated
9z didn't turn the hax on this time huh
the more retarded the logo the better chances to win, clearlyhellraisers where are you when you're needed
(Aryan) Alliance bros where we @???
>>2682174>>2682180I still remember that online blast bounty game vs Faze in january, he was definitely toggling for that match. It was the start of Faze's downfall.
>>2682193well, whose gonna win the last game?E or N?
>>2682197rematch is pretty likely
CACHE DECIDER BOYS
finallyJBONE on cache!
CACHE??????????
#CacheUp
wait.... that means faze have to win either ancient or anubisfuck
We aren't winning anubis
>>2682211Ancient is /ours/ for the CacheKINO
>>2682205>Ban nuke, a map at least 4 of your players have decent experience on>leave anubis open, a map you have a 25% win rate>cachegotta love the twistzzter and the german fraud
let's be real. we aren't making it to cache..
>>2682217he knows he can't call on nuke. It's not that surprising
>>2682219where can he call?
>>2682218Yeah cause WE'RE GONNA 2-0 THESE STINKY FRENCHIESFAZE THE FUCK UP
>>2682222quads confirm
>empty seats for a faze gamedidn't think I'd see the day
>>2682222hell yeah brother
>>2682224The chinese fans we're up til like 3am yesterday due to delays, let them rest
>>2682221from spawn I guess
>>2682227karrigan, rain and broky would've had people sleepwalking to the event if need be
who are yall niggas watching
started. hold for tech pause soon
nice jbidennice netayahu
jboen might be goated
Holy shit faze is back!
i'm thinkin we're back baby
A pistol and a conversion for faze? Nah this gotta be a fake event
netanyahu might be goated (the player, not the israeli prime minister)
Lifetime contracts for Jbone and Neityu NOW!
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
holy shit Faze is so fucking back
Momentum lost it's fucking over
HOLY SHIT KUBA!10 YEAR EXTENSION NOW!
Fuuuuarrrkkk bros, jcobb might be goated
this better be the ancient buff and not something they bring to anubisI want my cache
Kuba doing his best Makazze impression out middle
100 year contract extension
why would you slow it down
HOLY SHIT JACOB
Kubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
joe cobb doubters???
Jcobb thinks this is a pracc
>>2682280sounds like you're shocked he got a multikill lmao
GIVE JCOBBB MORE TIME
GODcobb
These jcobb more time memes might actually be legitimate holy shit
looks like we're getting another 6 months of jcobb now
nice netanyahu
twistzz igl good?
>>2682300no
Where is Frozen
I remember reading the 3dmax org was going bankrupt or whatever and they were selling the team, did that just not happen?
>>2682305taking a breakhim an jbone carried the last game. Time for jcobbb and jewboy to shine
>>2682307I think it was someone embezzled some money from them earlier this year
God damn, look at these fazed baddies
FaZe Up <3
>>2682319booib
>>2682319>>2682320imagine if they kissed haha
Kuba only needs a usp
frozen?
>>2682355 (Checked)GOAT
I still have a bad feeling about Anubis
>>2682355he's tuckered out from carrying the whole team last game. give the man some needed rest
>>26823603dmax don't play anubis. it's okay.. right..
>faze with obeseigan = get stomped 2-0 by 3dmax at Krakow earlier this year>faze with JBONER = stomp 3dmaxhmm
>>2682380
that must be a record for this tournamentthis was shorter time between maps than most games have had between halves
>>2682386at the cost of the audio being desynced once again
Jboen entry awping he's the goat
Faze is playing well but 3dmax is doing so poorly they make faze look great lol
they actually got a new prime broky
already more memorable awp shots than entire zypoo career
awp diff
If jcobbb gets kicked, this roster might actually get back to tier 1
>Falcons and FaZe both at BLAST Bounty later this month.those russian bussys gonna feel the JBOENR
Is the audio slightly desynced?
damn they better sign jboen
>>2682222>>2682222>>2682222
>>2682437has been the last few games as well
Remember when French CS was good? Remember Kioshima? Remember Shox? Scream? Happy? NBK??
Faze management really struck gold with jboen after the broky disaster class. Now they just need to get rid of jcobb, get a solid lad like launx, secure invites to pro league and rivals hong kong and we are golden for at least stage 2 in singapore.
holy shit total faze domination
ATTENTIONFAZE WILL NOW PLAY AT LEAST FIVE MATCHES AT XSE PRO LEAGUEJCOBBB IS OUT AFTER THIS TOURNAMENTI REPEAT JCOBBB IS OUT
>>2682435theyre not gonna get the chance because 100T will pick Falcons and eliminate them in the first round
faze will win the tournament
>for more than a year br0ky fags were saying that the awp market is dry, that there is nobody who can replace him, how he's not that bad>brutally mogged by some random kid from big academy
>>2682451I'm so happy I could cry... We're actually gonna make it..
What sleeves does Twistzz use?
no hippo = victory
>>2682451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jz864NQS4
Nice.
>no OT>2nd map 13-1 stompthis isn't why I became a fan, but at least they can beat a horrible 3dmax now I guess
What are the odds that jcobbb is getting kicked?Any rumours? Surely he's out
>>2682488he just bought himself at least six more months with that ancient
>>2682451part of me thinks this sick joke will still roll on
Faze management are retarded but they aren't THAT retarded
Neityu curbstomped his french brothers
>>2682505GOLD ALL IN MY CHAIN, GOLD ALL IN MY RINGGOLD ALL IN MY WATCHDON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCHNIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
>>2682505This wouldn't have happened with Exercice in the server
zoomers fear the boomer with a kek9
Do we know who faze vs tommorow?
>>2682539According to the simulator, they face the loser of eyeballers vs nemesis
>>2682542oh no no no no not against JW again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31carFcaBf8
I just want to play the game man
Are you niggas really telling me they're about to have 6 consecutive bo3s concluded ON SCHEDULE? Ain't no nigging friggin way muh g frfr.
1000iq strats
>>2682641can't imagine bothering to play this game with the absolute gremlins of na faceit, not to mention half the time its actually some russian/ukrop refugee
>>2682668you're welcome
you know niggas making 0$ a year when they be watching ts chink event
old man krimz just got kicked from fnatic btwI hope they amount to nothing with their boring ukie roster
>>2682222>Faze 13-5/13-1'd these frenchiesUnreal 3dmax might be the worst t1 gatekeeper oat
>>2682463
>>2682695kekhalf ts general is neet
>2nd molly bottle impact kill at tournaments in a monthdid the bounce update make is easier to die from?
I knew they were nice frags when I saw them live but so many of these look ridiculous from the opponents pov https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Rh__peGsY
>>2682781how many karrigan highlights? I'm not watching if it's under 10%
>>268279111%
>>2682797alight I'll watch now between maps
>>2682791actually more than that probably, he had some genuinely impressive moments despite his rating
>>2682803yeah, he always manages to open a couple of rounds with some completely unexpected movesjust don't let him clutch
>six seven
Petition to rename five seven to six seven.
>>2682781damnI'd completely forgotten karrigan rolling back the years with awp on anubis against spiritI have to go back an rewatch the spirit game (and the navi game.... and the vitality game.... fuck the furia game)
Monte with Gizmy went to war with Falcons at Cologne (9-13 / 13-11 / 10-13), while "LG" without Gizmy just got 0-3'd at XSEConsidering that's the kind of team he had there, now that he's leading people who understand how to use a mouse and keyboard 100 Thieves will easily win Singapore.
REVOLTING
WHAT FORM ARE WE GETTING OUT OF TESES?
The saudi-paid falcons shill woke up
>>2682901Nah, I'd be shilling the fuck out of EWC if I was a shill.
>>2682901nah
eyeballers look kinda okayfaze could lose to either team
>>2682781These are not even all the clutches or important multikills from Cologne. I think it's missing kiosk's usp 4k against vitality on anubis. Missing a crucial 2k against mezii and apex in the 24th from him as well.
magikey just wiped his ass with eyeballers....
>krimz 22-12 120 adrnot washed?
The poor chink behind Nemesis that just wants to go home but these fuckers go double overtime
Bruh
>>2683121
thanks to eyeballers for making it exciting now that faze lost their mojo
>>2683124more like eternal rejects lmao
>>2683018he was the best player in fnaticnot that that's saying much, but still
>>2683117at least he'll be fluent in russian by the time they finish
vac nemesis lmao
anyway, eyeballers will crush faze
>chinese OT torture overdamn... was hoping for a couple more
krimz to bcgame
Who do yaougot
>>2683221fazeb89zfaze could lose though, but i feel like they regained confidence today and will just outshoot. depends a lot on jbot.
>>2683218just bring in olof at this pointboomers are BACK
>FaZe vs b0gIt's revenge time :Devil_smile:
>LG out 0-3G0zmy won
>>2683221faze (jboner wont lose to boomers)big (lynn vision matchfixed the b8 series today, they're still shit)mibr (9z major run was 101% fraudulent)
is we gonna win?
>>2683308you're genuinely insane if you think lv is the better team over b8. neither are great but man
>>2683341same timezone bestie :) F0Ze Up!
>>2683341Depends who shows up honestly. I can easily see ballers being worn out from this nemesis game; only 14 hours in between it
>>2683371oh nvm I was looking at the big time. but still kinda
HE'S STAYING LOYALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGp5oP63fI
Come watch my stream /magog/!https://www.youtube.com/live/B5RiZOk7Tmc?si=F_WfhRrMLply9P89
>>2683653
>>2683653he's 24 in like two weeks. okay, that's younger than what i expected for long he's been around, but he's wasting his prime so fucking hard.
>>2683659>7 viewerslol. and i've actually seen that stream recommended to me on yt before.
>>2683692Same. I imagine it's just a stream of her getting carried by the 20 guys who watch her. Probably makes it harder for her getting matched off them as well lol
>>2683686>he's wasting his prime so fucking hard.he's reached over half of all cs2 major finalssucks about the empty trophy cabinet, but honestly vitality has just taken all of them the last two years. not exactly unique to faze
>>2683768lol faze has attended every single shit event that has no top 5 team and they've still never won
>>2683784to get vrsif you wanna focus on the last 6 months sure. Everyone on that roster wasted their time
>>2683795no theyve attended all the cac's, pgl bucharests , etc etc etc where the hardest opponents are like aurora or something like that
Sometimes when I'm laying down on the bench in the gym, taking a little break between sets, I just do the faze sign with my hands. Anyone else like this?>>2683815https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2683896they went to cac last year when the opposition was even weaker
>>2683910Ultimately, "weak" opposition outside of the top 4 is meaningless. Anyone from the top 30 can replace the top 10. We've seen this happen so much last year. FUT, legacy, 9z, BB, Magic. On the flipside - Parivision, Faze, MIBR, Liquid.
Kinohttps://x.com/AstralisCS/status/2073495611056222321
>>2683945I feel old
are you guys pebble maxxing yet?people told me karrigan sucks ass so I guess it must be the rocks, right?
>>2683945Devve looking br0000000talMagiskb0Y still got it )
>>2684016>must be the rocks, right?
>>2684113sorryminerals
so device got marriedhopefully it's not a whore like his swedish girlfriend
>>2684490He's retired anyway.
sucks that hltvs simulator doesn't show playoffs. it's stupid.
>>2684016>>2684113>>2684133frunk/bcsg/ sends its regards
>3am>get home and feel like fucking around for a match>pick my lowest rated comp map (mirage, gold nova)>enemy is 2x 30k players blatantly cheatingJUST
Bros I'm 5 wins away from the seasson 4 medal, if anyone can carry my ass to those 5 wins I will give them a vanilla kukri knife.
>niggas unironically complaining about mm in 2026how
>bro I put my hand on a hot stove and got burned wtf
>>2684877>>2684893>go faceit>it's a smurf 5stackwowso much betterpopflash is literally the only way to enjoy the game
>>2684958I didn't say faceit was better but complaining about mm in 2026 is like the foid complaining that her husband beats her everyday but she keeps going back to him. This horse has been dead for a long time. Valve doesn't care about the game itself, let alone mm.
>>2684969>your husband beats you? stop complaining and take it like the rest of us bitch
LG bought Monte's core for them to immediately 0-3?Gizmy CARRIED those dogs
>>2685579no, all monte contracts ran out so no buyout price.
>>2685588>>2685579Why'd they leave Gizmy behind? They hate him?
>>2685590apparently they had already signed lux and were intending to start a team. not sure about the rest, maybe gizmy was under contract still and bought by 100t or they felt lux already had the spot or whatever.
>>2681050glue factory
kek they made frozen do a humiliation ritual
fazing out of relevant competitions
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026
uh oh cuckaner meltie alert!
karrischizo seething kek raped and gaped by all he hates
>>2685819>>2685969why don't you and your buttbuddy fuck off and get a room
best thing about failcl0wners and b0tniggan is that the hatewatch never endsthe curse will never be broken
>>2685983They literally just won CS2's biggest trophy...
>>2686059That's CAC
sh1ro got married
>>2686106So what other awpers can spirit get?
>>2686107mologoy
>>2686111>performs in groups >chokes in playoffsPerfect.
The beaker on this motherfucker tho.... He greek or italian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMbbRSTOjXU
big/b8 delayed an hour now
How will time remember them?
>>2686129damn didn't even see this when I made this >>2686153 post
>>2686153>comedian>the highest rated nigga in modern cs>fucked swisher's gf>yeah that major niko won, teses clutched a lot>who???????
>>2686188If I had Donk in my team and he'd disprespected me like that I'd just shove him in a locker or something after the game. He's a tiny little manlet, he should fear other people
>>2686191Why you bully?
Mirage B site players
Surely we'll see more cache.
JDaddyC rapes that s1zzi bum
daddy JDC putting belt to ass on these ukro pigs
>they're only playing two best of 3s on the first day of playoffsWhat the fuck.
>>2686266you missed the first one. 9z vs mbir
>>2686272These ain't playoffs.
If only he had known that he was going to get backstabbed...
>>2686275brain fart mb
>>2686266they wanna give the crowd and talent a chance to go to bed before 4am
why didn't they remove inferno; i'm so tired of watching this shit. wake me up next map
B8 were looking way better at the major, wtf even happened to them now?
easy for goatf
>in-game leader carryingabsolutely haram
>>2686349they're just super inconsistent
niggerF is choking HARD
what an amazing fumble
That is tragic
One of those fake cum on backs.
damn all for nothing lol
big was damn close to get what they handed out at the major
Do you agree?
>>2686381Nah no way. I'd say its more 60/40 in favor of eyeballers.
>>2686381if they can play like they did yesterday they have a chance. eyeballers have been depending on maxster a lot so let's see his performance
The chinks are thirsting over JDC
JW vs JB
JBOEN master class incoming
is that a face filter?
>>2686397He's like a non-inbred version of frozen.
Mexico vs England is giving me FaZe vs Navi at Budapest vibes...
>>2686397>is that a face filter?asians love that baby look
>>2686409With the filter dude looks like 12 and 30 at the same time, quite creepy
>>2686397Yeah, all of chink phones and i assume photos have AI filters on them. The whole beauty filters thing, makes your skin smooth and face thinner.They are built in into everything there.
Faze will not survive without soul https://youtu.be/oy0n1kqHJYQ
Hey it's that guy from TOOL.
ancientmiragecache
CACHECACHECACHE
CACHE DECIDER
KINO
AAA
3 maps please
Both team should forfeit their map picks and just go directly to decider
KUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA100000 YEARS CONTRACT EXTENSION
lol we're never getting rid of jcobb
>>2686486still better than the player he replaced
The pistol AND the conversion? I've seen enough, Singapore is ours.
>>2686486Wait till he shits the bed in single-elim playoffs.
nice job twistzzjust leave jewboy to face them all alone
i don't get why teams just rush 1 by 1 on eco. why not retreat and look for another pick when their economy isn't set up yet
CS would be better without util
>>2686513And the AWP.
very original high effort posts
JBOEN is ghosting
USP'D
>>2686524No one to kill now that jcobbb unleashed forma polish Donk
momentum fully gone..
The Kek-9 does it again
how do you not clear the angle you just got raped from 2 rounds ago
>>2686534nevermind were fucking back
>Rapes you
whats the logic here JW?
ummmmmm joe biden??? joe cobb???what are they doing? I thought they're good now...
dude. again the same angle lmao
Is it really that hard to clear the angle that has been raping you for 5 rounds straight? Jesus fucking christ
Faze is looking real shaky right now. I think JW and the uncs get this one. Bye bye jcobb.
>>2686552>I thought they're good now...you must be joe king
is there a UI issue? jcobbbs kill count has been stuck at 9 since the 6th round
>>2686570
>>2686570kek good one
uh oh
>>2686570Apparently it was, it's fixed now.
>>2686574HE HEARD YA TALKING SHIT
>>268657611 now, popping off
>>2686577oy vey
holy shit they're actually playing off each other
it's a shame they had to play each other, aside from big I wanted these teams to go to playoffs the most
>>2686584What happened to eyeballers anyway. They started on fire and are now down in the gutter with faze.
>>2686586can't take too much away from bo1 wins, but after that they got crowd fucked against tyloo which is understandable then shat themselves against nemesis, they should've won that 2-1 game
>>2686597it's a shame they almost had it against nemesis but kept fumbling rounds in dust after multiple OTs
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are we deadass
is OT clan back?
uh oh..
Bros...?
>>2682319>>2682320
>>2686642They're RUDE! >>2682054
they're playing so desperateit's over
for fucks sake man
Lucky swedish cunts
they really needed one more on ct at least
Kek why does jcobb looks like he's dying? Maybe he got the news of his benching before the game?
can someone explain to me why would they keep netanyahu over broky? i just don't get it
what a bad entry
>>2686662Maybe because he was beyond fucking washed and soaking up the most of the resources on the team? Netanyahu is putting up decent enough numbers, with minmal resources and playing bitch roles.
>>2686662they haven't even said anything about him yet have they? he's not on their hltv roster
OT slop
NEVER DOUBT JBONE
this is REAL fazekino
BIG NEITYUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU NETANYAHU
i'm starting to believe..
>>2686662they're not I think, or they would say something about having signed him, they went here both for vrs and so that they could replace both him and jcobb at the same time I'm pretty sure
FOKIN ELL THIS KID IS A KILLER
GET SAMSON OPTION'd
Netanyahu has faze dna
broky and karrigan would've already choked this game btw
i want cache
good to see not all the excitement left with the goats
this match isn't even done with map 1?
nt netanyahu
fuck itlet's get a third
where the fuck are you looking netanyahu, why would there be T in fucking dark, its so fucking obvious it would be caveWHY ARE YOU LOOKING DARK
twistz fucking throwing
Battle of who wants it less
rush bcykablyat
>>2686727if it works it works
put down your gay ass phones with your gay ass picturesactual fucking drones
alright i don't believe any more
yeah we've fucking lostwe will lose mirage too since we used all our mental energy on this shit
>>2686731for asians phone is their everything
dogshit team
>>2686740jw just goat callerwho else is solo lurking out bombsites with an awp?
My goat
Nt mr president
Even prime simple would've lost that, let's be frfr.
>>2686071KWAB
>>2686113guardian/broky was sovl
>>2686191>t.unemployed
fuck itgives us a fourth
kys jcobb
>replace broky with broky
ÖGONBOLLARNA > FAZEKEKS
twistzz is pregnant, jw the father
they had so many chances. these guys deserve to lose
This was actually eyeballers' map pick.
>>2686760guess not
faze? more like fazed
fazebros.. not again
>the usual suspect
>>2686766We're actually gonna see cache again.
>>2686774only if jbone activates
>>2686773He's actually good off-camera thoughalbeit, Chud!
>>2686773Fuck jcobbb is inting
I remember a faze video where karrigan said that the reason they got jcobb was becuase he was shooting at them really hard on practice. So now I'm thinking that this piece of trash probably got signed off a couple life game praccs lmao.
>>2686796you dont need life games against karrigan
whatever black magic Karrigan did in Budapest with this piece of polish trash can’t be replicated
>>2686773>-3.76% swing with a 0.81 Jcobbb might be the worst player in FaZe's history
I at least want to be like mouz and constantly lose to vitality, i don't want to be constantly losing to fucking eyeballer for fuck sakes
i guess the australian caster had enough
>>2686796I mean if you perform well at the interview you'll get hired. And most people never get laid off unless they do something egregious or the company is downsizing.
>>2686808And Mouz finally won against Vitality at the end of Q2 2025.
>>2686816>unless they do something egregiousHe's been shit ever since they signed him. How the fuck is that not egregious enough?
Yeah we fucking lost, turning off the stream
twistzz reaction time..
>>2686773b-but he was g-good against Sinners!
>>2686822I was just talking about how he got hired. Most probably Faze is broke. What I don't get is why he was chosen over br1ky.
Are those cuties fazing the fuck up in the crowd actual fans or just paid plants?
i just woke up, what was that map 1?
>>2686840ancient >>2686836Doesnt look like they are advertising anything, so could be "real" (as real as tiktok ewhores get)
jbudden actived
JBOEN has faze dna
>>2686776I guess we do get cache
nevermind momentum lost
>>2686848Unless faze get like 9 ct rounds I doubt it. Twistzz can't call T side for shit.
please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache please give me cache
yeah, I'm thinking FaZe is BACK
Imagine if we had jboen at the beginning of the year and not fucking broky. Karrigan would've unleashed the team.
>>2686853they just need to win pistol and conversion followed by OTno problem
eyeballers have cheater vibes
kz works tho no?
jboen so goated
>saves faze
Faze really struck gold with jboen. Once this 6 months stint ends you bet your ass other teams will want to pay top dollar for him.
easy to save faze when the togglers cant toggle because ts shit aint online
>>2686883There's surely a first-buy clause in his loan contract
Holy shit this one is actually pretty good
>>2686883they certainly have some deal in place that let them buy him cheaper than others, maybe even a predetermined price from before the loan began. I can't imagine big can be like look he's good, 2 million and he's yours
Faze was smart enough to enlist the services of another dane to save the org.I fucking kneel...
>>2686642I would give anything to have that finger explore my rectum
JCOBBB MIGHT END A MAP IN THE GREEN
we're losing cache
>>2686889>someone making handcrafted OC instead of just showing google images on their phonea chink with a soul?
JOE BIDEN IS AN INSANE PICK UP????
NAVI can't make changes because they don't have moneythe reason is, it is known that Blade gets paid a star salary so if they want to improve their squad Blade would have to give up his big salary for a star player
JBOEN IS UNSTOPPABLE
FUCKING JBOEN GIVE HIM THE KARRIGAN BAG AND NEVER LET HIM GO
>>2686905doesn't matter as long as we get it
what the fuck? he's literally the best player ever
Ummm why isn't anyone praising Jcobbb?He's positive in kd right now
LOLE
>>2686917He's getting overshadowed by jboen putting JW on the molestation device
>>2686917He's 10-7 now, we need to re-sign him
Feels so weird seeing a good awper on faze after such a long time of rapes. Its like a fever dream.
I'm still worried
>>2686892>>2686888do you really think Faze management though of that?
here's the cumback
Yeah we've fucking lost
Just call one site.
F0zebros...?
we actually lost
I told you the vegan can't call t sides for shit
Jcobbb is negative again...
>>2686904>>2686917DO NOT CHECK HIS LIVE SCORE
>>2686961>I told you grass is greenpickme poster
how long before jboen goes to a contender?
jesus christ
>>2686907I used to think they were soulless, but ever since I started reading chinese cs forum threads I can safely say they are just like us
can they really not commit to a site and do a fucking execute
Fake comeback actually (13-11)We're going cache
>>2686974go watch some chinese rekt vids on /gif/I'm sure you'll reconsider
JCOBBB IS NO LONGER NEGATIVE
>>2686975>look mom! I'm mid-rounding!
okay dude
NO FUCKING WAY LMAO 2V5
>>2686979Faze are.....
DUDE
FUCKING FAZE GIVE ME CACHE YOU FUCKIGN NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TWISTZZ IGL -----------> TWISTZZ TEAM KILL
JCOBBB IS POSITIVE
not gonna say "I told you so" >>2686868because they can definitely still, and most likely will, fuck this up
>joe biden non stop>not a pip about netanyahu jew run industry
>everything will be fine, jcobb will activate in OT
JCOBBB IS INSANE!!!!
>>2687011he's had some great flicks these 2 maps
holy clutch
I'm legitimately afraid of a good jcobbb map cause there's a chance Faze management won't kick him
kek how
>>2687026stop crying, lemming
>>2687031PollackGOD
DO NOT KICK
THANK YOU JBONE AND JCOBBB
CACHE INCOMING
uncs know cache they aint letting it slide no more faze will feel defeat
did anyone see that from twistzz? I guess it was to bait the crowd but it looked a bit strange
>>2687048eyeballers did not look good on cache the other day
>>2687051his free palestine sign? yeahdon't worry about it
nigga it's EYEBALLERShow is this so closeit's FROZEN and TWISTZthey're not even uncs yet how do they suck so bad
>>2687058Faze always play at their opponent's level
jbone.... ffsyou can't wallbang that door
Based crowd cheating frozen
frozen crowdcheating
crowdcheating to beat JW and Krimz are we serious
Based JBOEN
>>2687110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLwqahjtEWwget fucked clown fake ass niggas
Is cache police sided? Or bad guy sided?
who are they replacing jcobb and neityu with? I think they'd be better off with a real igl, kyxsan maybe since his firepower would actually be useful there, then ax1le, tauson, adamb or jks, all affordable overqualified anchors
>>2687168ukrainian sided
>>2687174soviet union, so russia sided
cache is so much better than homopass
eyeballers running out of gas. so many stupid moves
>>2687176But the Russians didn't even have their own communist party.
>>2687195They didnt? tell me more, honestly i was just shitposting
not sure if I want jbone and frozen or jw and krimz in playoffsnot like it matters for a tournament this shit
9-3 is the most dangerous lead
10-3 is the most dangerous lead
cache looks so good, they captured the same atmosphere I get watching shiey or whoever rummaging through old abandoned soviet shit, so much better than the green version and even the old grey one
I guess faze finally found a map they're good at (against tier 2 at least)
why does eyeballers go for cache again when they got raped already vs tyloo
>>2687207I mean look it up. The central apparatus was a hodgepodge of different nationalities and the RSFSR did not have a strictly speaking Russian communist party, unlike every other republic. The bolshevik core wasn't Russian either. The point was to oust any Russian loyalist and decapitate the state, not to fight capitalism or monarchy.
ICE FUCKING COLD
what a shitty 3rd map after the two previous bangers....
Never doubted. Faze the fuck up.
You wanted cache....
EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US
they look like kids lol
Revenge on the eyefaggots. Singapore is next.
>>2687241Kek this motherfucker jcobb cant keep himself out of the bottom huh?
>>2687243chinks ALWAYS get the tallest fucker they can find to do the interviews
and jcobbb is still shit
>back in top 20 VRS FALCONS, VITALITY, SPIRIT, STOP RUNNING WE (YES, WE) ARE COMING FOR THAT MAJOR TROPHY
truly interesting questions and responses
these organizers working in an arena.. I can't wait to see lol
and just like that we're back
FaZe would be a decent team once they drop this Polish dead weight
im starting to like yakub, i think he can stay
why the fuck didnt they show playoffs bracketalso playoffs starts in like 5 days yawn
>>2687281Fuck off you dumb polish fuck you can't stay. You are out as soon as this season is over.
>>2687285zoomerfag having a meltdown?
>>2687296Older than you.
>>2687300not acting like it, zoomzoom
These are the brackets, supposedly.
>>2687320faze and big out in quarters? well that sucks
>>2687320welp. faze had an okay run
>>2687327>>2687329I mean they can't be playing against some onliners forever. Betboom is the first real test. If they pass - you can say they're clearly improving. I think they can do it even with the polish deadweight.
>>2687320faze wins. zorte is so dogshit.
>>2687329BetBoom got pushed to the edge by BIG and then dropped a map + had the 3rd map go to OT vs. Nemesis, they're very beatable lol
>>2687340>even with the polish deadweight.twistzz is canadian
>>2687358Yeah that's why I said polish.
every team needs a shitter with good vibesspirit: tn1rfalchads: karriganvitality: ap0xnavi: imfuria: yekindarg2: goatpayusfaze: jcobbb
>>2687379>statsfaggotrysome people never learn
>>2687393>shitter>yekindar Delulu lol, he's the only one pulling them through
faze conclusionstwistzz igl is cope he is not that guyfrozen will never be freejay owen future ultimate neityu is a perma hardstuck t2 guy, will never be more. thats ok most people never reach the level of 3dmax anyways.jcobbb to polish fixing stacks
new goat is here
>>2687574finns are the black of eu lol
is there any reason why baz isnt playing for any team? I always thought he was pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ddPgnfJjXGM
>>2687613generation deko
>>2687613he was a mediocre academy/t2 player. he's a popular streamer now so no point in bothering trying to be pro.
why the fuck didnt you tell me our guy is live?https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
>>2687674>mediocre academy/t2 player>popular streamer nowI see, that makes sense, thanks
Aaaaaaand the road for new f0ze ends right here!
>>2687574Can he legally stream?
>f0ze barely winning just so russians can rape them)))
carried by daneGODSpoletrash bottom fragging lel
Is /magog/ tiki tiki or yara yara???
grim
>>2688086>(the player AND the situation)
Was it a bigger upset than cologne?
>>2688349Kölni wasnt an upset thoughevererbeit
>>2688381>niko not choking after 19 majors>not an upsetuhh?
>>2688385Yes not an upset.
Wait we fucking WON? lmaoooooooooI turned off the stream in disgust and took a nap after round 23 MirageDamn I'm sorry for doubting... gonna go watch the cache VOD
I didn't even notice twistzz tk jboen during that huge fail mirage round lmao
what the fuck happened to dazed?
>>2688349pretty small upset ngl, i had them winning 3-1
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
check the date mates
>>2688889Six....SEVEN!!!!
>>2688911KEK
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49278406/brazil-vs-norway-live-world-cup-2026-updates-score-commentary-result
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395485/eyeballers-vs-faze-xse-pro-league-guangzhou-2026
what are we doing
IT'S
>FAZE WIN>ENGLAND WINITS BEEN A GOOD DAY
>good guys all won>faze officially hardcarried by daneGODS
>>2689348>norwegian flag instead of danishkino idea though
>one link is all it takes to trigger paconerKWAAAAAAAB
cucked into shilling for daneGODScucked into watching hated karrigan and falcons winhis life is naught but cuckoldry
danedogs?chadzilians better
hope starseries gets good teams this year. last year it was navi and t2 teams.i like double elim. means you don't get finals where one team obviously doesn't deserve it like the major.
production this major was fucking excellent. Especially loved the final ceremony with the symphony orchestra but why can't we have hot flag girls anymore?
https://x.com/XinSaiEsports/status/2074051455242125656
>>2689998holy shit. They did actually cause the hackwtf lol
>>2689998I remember the aussie caster singing >AUSSIES ARE ON A BENDER>DONALD TRUMP ISI think that was day2.
>>2690047Macmate. He improved the quality of the broadcast immensely
I've more hours in 1.6 than I have in GO. What about (you)?Also, can you guess the game in between the two?
when does the season end?
>>2690146TF2
>>2690210No but it's actually just below GO.
>>2690146It's a COMPETITIVE multiplayer game but it's not dota2 (it's not valve made).
>>2690200Today
>>2690146some shootan slop like titanfall or an older cawadootymaybe some ubi shit like siege although i don't know if it's on steam
>>2690232No, no and no. Although I've got blops but it's way down on the list
>eVeRy gRaVe dIgGeR ReTiReS OnCe-iN-A-WhIlE
>>2690226and then another day for the new season to start right?so I'm guessing somewhere wednesday it starts?
they really fucking hate spanish people, huh?why not make the arabian subtitles halal?
>>2690456Muslims truly hate fun. Can't draw, can't dance, can't listen to music, can't drink, can't eat pork, can't play cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz76UMiMEdI
>some people didn't check my ass the last time, 'cause I had something up thereguess we know how karrigan midrounds so well
>that's my gamerbottle, Finn. That's not fanta
>>2690558why don't vitality have fans, anyway?
Speaking of vitrannyty. Mezii wifed a slampig. Grim.
>>2690847bro...
Twistzz to Navi replacing iMfrozen to G2 replacing Nertz
>>2690847that's 10/10 in bongland
>>2690847I think she was just pregnant. Didn't he become a dad recently?
>>2690907Ofc she's pregnant but she's also fat.
>>2690911Not fat, just chubby. Also, gaining weight while pregante is normal.
>>2690918Whatever we can debate that another time. How about you instead give me an outraged (You) for >>2690897 so I can start typing up my justification.
>>2690926>outraged (You) for >>2690897 so I can start typing up my justificationNeither is leaving faze anytime soon.
>>2690918>gaining weight while pregante is normal.you also get brown while pregnant?also she was clearly a fatass before becoming preggers
>>2690938Twistzz is retarded but not so retarded he thinks that he will be playing CS at the level he's at forever. He knows he has to strike the iron while it's still hot and not waste years in a dogshit FaZe. frozen has gotten blueballed for his entire time in Faze. He followed karrigan and ropz to also win his Major and Grandslam but all he got is one shitty IEM. He's fucking off asap. Now put some more effort into your outrage.
>>2690941>you also get brown while pregnant?I don't even know what's that gotta do with anything.
damn, thought deko was bullshitting when he said sh1ro would retirehttps://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/79286-rumors-team-spirit-might-be-interested-in-molodoy-after-fallen-s-retirement
>>2690960She's black. This is very problematic.
>>2690966disaster
HEROIC part ways with TOBIZ
>>2690953Frozen could fuck off to a better team then. Why would navi even be interested in twistzz over frozen? But they're not leaving anyway, jcobbb is. Letting these two go would be the end of faze for sure.
>>2690966>It is possible that he is considering a long breakHow many long breaks turned into permanent breaks?
>>2690966good for them they cashed out on kyosuckymolodoy is probably an upgrade anyway
>>2691043>good for them they cashed out on kyosuckyYeah they bought tn1r with that.
>>2691013Honestly I'm just assuming both of them are interested in leaving (or at least should be interested in leaving for the sake of their careers). You could probably swap it around with frozen to Navi and Twistzz to G2.FaZe historically has been a Real Madrid kind of org, signing the best players. Looking at the other 3 + coach you've got a tier 2-3 coach, the coach's buddy to at least have 5 players, random tier 2 guy karrigan's wife recommended and tier 3 academy player on loan.
>>2691049tnir was definitely way cheaper than what falcons paid for kyosucky
>>2691051>random tier 2 guy karrigan's wife recommended and tier 3 academy player on loanYeah just get rid of these.
>>2690847fucking hell bro
>>2691062rumors are he was 1.5m lolit was actually a buyout clause on the contract so they didn't negotiate or anything
>>26910621.5 for both iirc
>>2691070>it was actually a buyout clause on the contractoh right. I remember that1.5 is insane tho...
>>2691071kyousuke was 2m
>>2691064>Yeah just get rid of these.So the core is random bums as well as the coach and you're assuming 2 of the bums would fuck off instead of the 2 star players?
>>2691080>So the core is random bumsHow come?>and you're assuming 2 of the bums would fuck offNot for them to decide unless they're signed until fuck knows what year in which case faze would be the ones breaching the contract, though I'm sure there are legal ways to terminate it from the employer's side.
>>2691079How much did they pay for niko and monesy in total?
>>2691110niko 1-1.2m monesy 2-2.5mmonesy only had a few months left of the contract too, no idea about niko's.
>>2691092>How come?Literal who coach, Yakub, jBiden and Neitanyahu.>Not for them to decideLabor laws aside FaZe had the option to go big or go budget and with their signings they clearly chose the latter. Now FaZe has 2 players who both know they're to good for the roster and they've got the choice of them mutinying or selling them for desperately needed money.>>2691110I think both were allegedly between 1 and 1.5mil.
imagine spirit with prime nocries
>>2691119>>2691121Wonder how much they paid for karrigan.
>>2691132Allegedly karrigan resigned with FaZe at the same time as frozen so I assume it was a big bag.
>>2691121I think they could do to JBOEN what Heroic did to tn1r. >get him in>prop up his value>sell>sign some better players in lieu of jcobbb and neitanyahu>bring broky backI don't see them doing better if they lose frozen AND twistzz. >>2691139If it was a big bag then I don't see how they don't have sufficient funds to sign better players.
>>2691131I don't want to imagine that shit.
>>2691144>>get him in>>prop up his value>>sellGreat plan but there's that one small issue of FaZe not owning his contract but instead they just have him on loan from BIG.
>>2691155>Great plan but there's that one small issue of FaZe not owning his contract but instead they just have him on loan from BIG.That'd mean they at least didn't spend much loaning him. In any case the money they got from selling karrigan to falcons should probably be enough to get rid of at least the biggest deadweight and replace him with something better. Someone from FUT would be good I think.
people always type the dumbest shit when it comes to discussing faze
>>2691227
>>2690847A fertile slampig is still good. He'll produce many of England's future nappy-haired football stars.
>>2690966Please no molodoy. 24 sounds pretty early to retire though.
>>2691227it's just some bored loser parroting whatever he reads other people say
someone get luchov a wooting and a top 5 team, also monesy goat
>>2691259Yea it'd be a big downgrade I feel, only 2 years younger so not huge potential for improvement and even though I don't love sh1ro's gameplay he puts up better rating with less resources, no one ever dropped him awp every round like fallen. I remember him talking about wanting to to take a break and igl in some vlog not long ago though, so I guess he's not enjoying himself much
>>2691319I wonder how long luchov will stick with 9z. On more than a few occasions during the major it looked like he was goddamn cheating with how good his gamesense and aim was.
Why do you hate him so much?
>>2691444Maybe he should choose a different career.
Why doesn't faze simply disband?
>>2691444i love him actually, he's made faze must-watch comedy
>>2691444checked!reason npc's hate him so much is because they can't hate on karrigan and broky anymore, so jcobbb catches all the flak
>>2691474Contrarian.>>2691479Retard. He's been the weakest link ever since he joined faze.
>>2691500>He's been the weakest link ever since he joined faze.and why do you care?
>>2691504I want faze to be relevant again so that we have more teams in tier 1.
>>2691511you have the brain of morondefinite npc
>>2691524Even Poles want jcobbb out of faze. That's how shit he is.
>>2691536not the point, #5426621go back to your loop now, buddy
>>2691511>more teams in tier 1huh
how do ruskids get smoking avatars the ai thinks a cigar is a penis or something
>>2691632I don't know man I don't play counter-strike, I just watch and talk about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz76UMiMEdIYou guys seen this?
>>2691821nigger
>>2691842Uhhhh, I think you meant to put that VERY BAD word in the "Name" field!
>>2691842we don't sign our posts here pal
>>2691906we do, especially you
>sources: sh1ro to end his pro career in 2027 clutchbros...
>>2691952Not on hltv so it's bullshit.
>>2691362he's based, hopefully he accepts a good offer if he gets one, performed crazy good in all these t1 tournies he's attended. of course it'd be cooler to climb and stay there on his current racist team but I think the awp bottleneck is too much, try could've saved them but he's going to legacy. I think he could make navi, g2 or even faze contenders and likeable again, he's almost sharing all roles with makazze and nertz, and many of them with jcobb
HEROIC unveil doto as new head coach
>>2689993no women on my stage please and thanks
>>2692437incel
>>2692214hltv only reports absolutely confirmed stuff even when it's obvious, you see real news on their forums or from leakers before they make an article usually, you can even discover it yourself by seeing who is suddenly queuing together on faceit
>>2692457It's a compliment.
>>2692495hot women are complimentary
>>2692457freya looks old and young at the same time
>>2692658
>>2692658she's mommymaxxingdon't disrespect
>>2691952Finally donk will be free from that choking baiter
>random 3 day break before games start???
>>2692986muh finals on sunday meme, but hey maybe there won't be disastrous tech pauses with all that prep time
>>2690847>mezii is a race mixing chubby chaserdropped
I believe in JBOEN supremacy.
rostermania
incelrager to liquid btw
>>2693527
>>2693527>JorkoIs this dude any good...
Zypoo FEARS JBOEN
anyone know if VP management has said anything about their 5-man bench recently?I don't follow russian telegram
https://www.hltv.org/news/45073/official-fut-bench-launxBig news
>>2693924fazeup
>>2694003
>>2693854>5-man benchI thought you were exaggerating but damn nigga you're on the moneyflamus probably costs twice as much after his performance with BByou can blame VP all you want but one might wonder what he or his agent were thinking signing him up on that electronic VP for a FOUR fucking year contract
>>2694037>one might wonder what he or his agent were thinking signing him up on that electronic VP for a FOUR fucking year contract"I like money"
>>2694037Daily reminder that flit and fame are still world star riflers and can rape almost everyone
>>2694003BBC Game got him
>>2694037funniest thing is their benched players would almost definitely make for a way better team than their main onenot a single bad player on that benchVodka Pro has the weirdest management
>>2694056Would it even work? TaZ and Magisk would have to tardwrangle 4 star players.
Magiskb0Y will figure it out...
launx fumbled hard, basically announcing that he wants to leave thinking he'd get a big upgrade in terms of team and salary, then end up going to heroic instead, at least they get a real awper again so that's something
>>2694152>then end up going to heroic instead?
forgot to post this yesterday, but i had just won my 49th game and was ready to queue for the 50th when the premier season had ended kek
>>2694182>>>/wsg/6191842 also my personal highlight from last nights games kek
>>2694179hltv confirmed
>>2694152>>2694195Holy KEK
>>2694152>>2694195OH NO NO NO NOhttps://www.hltv.org/news/45075/heroic-down-to-three-as-yxngstxr-steps-down
>>2694210it's over, maybe heroic can be good again with this but it'll be nowhere near what futa was for a long time
>>2694195I do not trust SPUNJ and his 2 jew buddies
xfloud should join faze
>>2694286True. They will need a frozen replacement.
How long until high quality CS
>remains the best cs2 grand final.
>>2694348>no karriganshit taste
>>2694348for me its sydney...
>>2690217apexcar soccer
>>2694432>car soccerGG
>>2694435Grim
motherfuckersit's actually over....
https://youtu.be/ZjBg5ahHHDk
our opinion?
>>2694745Fake ai slop.
>>2694761#30 VRS by January
>>2694761well, at least launx isn't ending his career yet, you don't see hltv get it wrong often with how overly cautious they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB0Z8VTW8CAThey are making it sound like broky was the problem lol
>>2694870This video is giving me bad vibes.
Liquid and Faze are coming back this season
FUCKKK THESE NIGGGGGERS FUUUUUUUCK THEM
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2074501229632192609WE ARE OFFICIALLY GAYLET'S HAVE MANLY GAY SEX GENTLEMEN
>>2694894>Find the happiness that you need>first in real life and then everything will follow They are talking about him like he is suicidal bipolar bitch, genuinely shit video
>>2694761heroic have done suprisingly decent with random mixes before so maybe this one will be exciting
>>2694910mongolz stocks rise
>>2694910are they going to translate every language or simply keep russian and english in check?
>goodbye broky before goodbye jcobbbThis org is done. They're playing their last season.
>>2694956Only English, let's be honest.
>>2694956>>2694962>Only EnglishI doubt ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783440433040049.mp4
>>2694870it’s sad how much these last couple seasons tainted his legacy and public perception to the point his name is immediately associated with whiffing and being shit.
>>2694910>>2694974>internal commsWas looking for this but yeah this was most likely the reason why.
>>2694962Yeah nah i think they will go out of their way to translate russian as well considering this is direct consequence to >>2694974but will ignore brazilian and other languages
who the fuck cares about insults in private voice chat
>>2694991sponsors probably
>>2694910>>2694974>>2694985>>2694986Come to think of it though. They knew exactly what the fuck they were doing when they showed npl saying that. So if you don't want it to be heard you can just NOT show it. Weird change.
>>2694991reddit and ukrainians surprisingly, remember makakeze watermelon merchant drama?
>>2695002The watermelon shit was just in poor taste.
if spirit sign molokek i will join spirit haters club.
>>2694956only englishjust like faggot is forbidden but the equivalent in spanish (maricon) or portuguese (viado) is not
>>2695085No it's clearly not going to be only English. npl made sure of that.
how long does it take to rank up on comp?im spamming cache rn, 7-3 in the last 10 matches and i wont rank up from gn3 even though im playing against ppl with red medals regularly (and winning cause ive played this map a shitload back in 2015)
>>2695099go away
>>2695099Map rank takes a considerable raping / win streak to get going, but once its going, you should climb ranks fast, again assuming you are actually doing good, if you are bottom fragging every game and barely winning or going +1 -1 you wont move fast. Premier rank is completely meaningless
>>2695113i even ranked down once with a winrate of over 60% it makes no sense lol
@5099@5113@5165samefag
>>2695254bad day at work or just retarded in general?
@5099@5113@5165@5282samefag
@5254@5291samefag
>>2695099>>2695102>>2695113>>2695165>>2695254>>2695282>>2695291>>2695476https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
@5480samefag
its mindbroken again
>>2694910next level pozzification
God I hope LauNX is Faze and not BCgame
Why does jcobbb look so happy in the Broky goodbye video?
>>2695619jcobbb gave them the ultimatum>either broky leaves or I doguess management finally lost faith in the goat awp'er
https://youtu.be/EB0Z8VTW8CA?si=BJz5mi84C5-M2ucbman...
>>2696405He overstayed his welcome and as a result his mental got completely destroyed, and as a result for that the team got fucked, karrigan left, and ultmately the guy got benched like a bitch.
Argentina is literally 2022 FaZe. Clutch factor, insane individual plays, goat captain (IGL).
>>2695165You ranked down on a tie with a slightly above 1 rating, means you played lower ranks and underperformed = losing rank.Its precisely because we have extremely fragmented matchmaking that premier / map ranks are meaningless.
>>2694910I wish CS players were a bit more mature. There's like a 50/50 chance of the entire match being thrown if someone has an Asian accent in AU CS lmao
>>2696557I don't think there is a cs equivalent to having refs gargle your nuts, faze didn't need outside assistance to barely beat the number 70 and 20 something teams in the world
>>2696557Falcons are Argentina. Rigging events.PGL Copenhagen. Falcons LPGL Shanghai. Falcons LBlast Austin. Falcons giga LStarladder Budapest. Falcons LESL COLOGNE OWNED SAUDI EVENT, Falcons WCOINCIDENCE? FIRST SAUDI OWNED MAJOR FALCONS IMMEDIATELY WIN? COINCIDENCE?
>>2696763The noticer is noticing
>>2696557as >>2696748 said there's no ref rigging in CS, Argentina's "run" this WC is closest to Vitality's at Blast Paris with an extremely easy bracket, difference being Vitality did it legit and Argentina won't win the whole thing because they won't be facing the football equivalent of GamerLegion in the final
Slow down, slow down to the feelingWait up, wait there if you see meCome back, come back to the moment, the momentDid I tell you that I miss you?Did I tell you that I miss you?
neymar = m1nesymessi = goatkopenaldo = zypoombappe = s0mplehaaland = donkr9 = coldzeracafu = fallen
>>2696996I don't watch soccer but whichever player is the goat is my pookie donk
>https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/league/ESEA%20League/a14b8616-45b9-4581-8637-4dfd0b5f6af8/ec187700-30e2-4245-b5e2-daa762db12fc/teams/findWell? Why haven't you gone pro yet?
>>2694870>>2696405ok but u have to find it funny that brokys farewell video had comments from teammatesmeanwhile the karrigan farewell video was just karrigan yapping straight up for minutes on end
Faze is favoured...?
>>2694910Why do CS players get so mad when they can't be racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXm_-IxYFLoThe Lion rapes the same faceit shitters than then go on hltv and post about "le stats".
>>2697576>avg 2k elo
Hostage map tournament
next major map poolcs_mansioncs_officecs_assaultctf_2fortfy_pool_dayde_ratssurf_utopia_v3
falcons and karrigan won that major
Will Broky make a come back?
>>2697927no
>>2697921>no insertion
>>2697921WHERE'S DE_WESTWOOD???
Hallzerk is back
>>2698079just give him a citizenship at this point
>>2697927On Flyquest.
>>2698101Broky is going to attend majors!!!
>>2698079w desu
>>2698110INS confirmed better IGL than karrigan
>>2696763>COINCIDENCE?I think not.
>>2696763give it a rest, richard
not one of those instances is suspicious if you're not a retard
>>26975762k elo gets you bullied in premier
>>2698374>not one of those instances is suspicious if you're not a retardhttps://youtu.be/fGrmUQAh-WQ?si=ie17JnzQZFNmiEWC
why are you trying to prove you're a retard?
>>2698383>why are you trying to prove you're a retard?https://youtu.be/C_rUvnuOWBc?si=Jf-bR6HGWEufSYGe
dumb retard hackers always think other people are cheating
Liquid and Faze are still gonna be shit...
>>2698399Retard lol, cheaters know other cheaters because they can see them with wallhacks or spot often unique to each cheat behavior. If you are good at a game you immediately know when someone is cheating because something wildly unusual is happening, if you don't you are a shitter. Pic rel would be "cheating" but you would say its perfectly normal.
>>2698410Funny thing is, if you merged the two teams together it'd work on paper. The problem is EliGE and Twistzz do not get along and would kill the project in the crib.
>>2698414Which one is the diva
https://youtu.be/6emUgO5BMDU?si=UM133B7hmK6b2gab
no, cheaters think others are cheaters cause they can't hack (lol) that others are better than them
That's it.
>>2697021I have autism and I'm intimidated by the basic level of social interaction needed to join a team
>>2698461>>2698461
>>2698503ts mite b tuff, ngl
So uhh where is launx going?
>>2698552jcobb's almost done warming his seat up for him
>>2698554holy based
Any thoughts on the balance changes when season 5 hits?Nerf the tec-9
>>2698554We're actually considering kicking jcooob first when Neityu is on the team?
>>2698503happy for himdidn't have what falcons needed, but probably still better than half the top15 igls
>>2698572Yeah. Jcobbb gets star roles and jobs
>>2698577But how will FaZe win pistols?
Just found out someone hacked into my steam account and blatantly spin botted in CS2 am I fucked? I'm still not vac banned yet it happened 2 weeks ago. How long until I get vaced
>>2698599no worries, VAC is doing fuck all these days I believe
>>2698599why repost your dumb shit? fuck off
>>2698599No worries bro, I made sure they won't trace us.
>>2698602I'm really worried for my steam account its over 20 years old I don't want that stain on my profile
>>2698601How long until blatant cheaters usually get banned
>>26986102 weeks and 1 day
>>2698503Aurora upgraded the team, at least on paper, but I don't think they'll do better than before in term of resultswhich isn't bad 2bh, Aurora was a solid team last season
>want to generate an image for the first time in over a year>log in>find thisno idea if I ever posted it, but I'm happy for niko that it's now outdated
>>2698695Guardian is that man.
>>2698701could be repurposed I supposebut he was retired before ai slop became bigmaybe elige or frozen?
>>2698704frozen is the other one
Is Jorko an upgrade to Ultimate...
https://esportsradar.gg/esl-officially-bans-skin-trading-and-gambling-sites-as-team-sponsors-in-cs2-tournaments/
>>2698723bro, even I'm an upgrade to ultiBOT
>>2698729Even Broky?
Will Liquid get kl1mple?
>>2698734brokyGAWD clearseasily
>>2698741no, lulquid only gets shit players
>>2698748More like they get good players and instantly turns them shit. ZywOo could replace ultimate and he'd instantly be out of the top 20.
>>2698724kek based (the scene is going to die in a few years when the Saudis are bored just like their golf league)
>>2698724Sucks for tier 2 I guess, most tier 1 teams have the big boy betting sites as sponsors.>>2698761Esports is comparatively cheap. They're probably still losing money on us though.
>>2698774>most tier 1 teams have the big boy betting sites as sponsorsGamba is banned too methinks.
>>2698783>Gamba is banned too methinks.Nope. Only gambling that interfaces with your Steam inventory. If you can only buy in with crypto or regular money it's allowed.
>>2698789only remotely interesting thing is seeing heroic
>>2698789I'm having a hard time caring....maybe I'll check in on m8 to see how they're doing now that they're back together
What are some players that nobody on /magog/ hates?
hunterjamewoxicb1t
>>2698798Active? Plenty.
>>2698798the boring ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdhUkKwPVoc
>>2698801>jameI'm a Jame hater thougheverbeit.
>>2698798rainnafm0e
>>2698816hi electronic, big fanwho is gonna be the fifth player in bcgame?
>>2698828Jame
Yo BC.Game is cooking frfr
>>2698915>as it hopes to break into the top-5 at the end of the yearthey've actually said this? absolutely delusional
>>2698917There's been all sorts of wacky teams in the top 5 from a single good run at a high prizepool event. Still delusional but at least they're aiming high.
>>2698915what the fuck
>>2698789ALL NPC teams except Wildcard
>>2698915If they wanted to cheese the VRS they should've got 2 more Mongolians so they could send Senzu + the 2 of them to the ENC as the Team Mongolia core and get catapulted straight into the top 10 through winning a pug tournament
>>2698971I honestly think BC.G wants to be a real top team so why bother trying to game the VRS system when you can just buy the roster you want.
>>2698915mzinho is a bot but that goes well with 2026 s1mple/electronic/magisk
>>2698915this cutiepie will not survive s1mpl0troonnic
>>2699019it's not toxic if he has no idea what they're saying
is f0ze the Manchester united of counterstrike?
>>2698789remember f0zefags desperately watching this trash when they were in it? kek
>>2699149>>2699164touch grass
>>2697921+gm_flatgrass
REMINDER
They remind him
is this shit supposed to be funny?
>is this shit supposed to be funny?
If shiro leaves spirit better get monesy on asap.
its humorous, stop being so bitter
>its humorous, stop being so bitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQ72rcFZ90
don't look karrischizo!
>>2699397would people be shitting on him if they lost vs vitality?
>>2699451Yeah but not as hard as they did when they lost CAC. At the end of the day they had stated multiple times Cologne was not the priority.
>>2699397I've skipped over all segments featuring Thorin's karrigan worship before and after he joined Falcoons
>>2699490me toojust can't handle him when he's right
>>2699567Nope I simply do not respect cheerleader IGLs the same way I do not respect cheerleader coaches. I only respect tactical IGLs + coaches and fragging star players. Him playing for muslims hasn't helped his standing.
>>2699600Karrigan is a fragging tactical IGL though.
>>2699600
When is Navi getting rid of iM?
>>2699616This is my genuine opinion, no bait
>>2699721>setting up individuals, grooming the opponent, and general mid-rounding is cheerleadingI sure hope you're trolling
>>2699774>I sure hope you're trollingI would never. Doing some retarded pseudo psycho shit on your opponents and teammates is not playing the game and I will not put respect on his name for it.
>>2699818>Doing some retarded pseudo psycho shit on your opponents and teammateslolhaven't heard it described that way before
>>2699827Think about it. karrigan is essentially playing the role of a psychotherapist instead of an IGL. If anything that reflects even worse on his teammates than on him.
>>2699835yeah, he's good at activating the team's parasympathetic nervous system mid-gamebut how does he de-activate the opponents'?
you lost
>>2699846>but how does he de-activate the opponents'?He doesn't. If he wins people go 'yooooo that's that classic karrigan bullshit can you feel the aura?', if he loses people (Thorin) go 'wow his teammates failed him what can a 0.70 rating IGL do when his teammates don't carry him?'.
>>2699857isn't that just exactly how the haters have treated him the last two years?>faze made it to major finals? karrigan was carried>faze lost the major final? karrigan choked
BC GAME 2026:>Top 5 awper, best player of CS GO>Promising IGL, 4x major winner>Stable agro rifler>Baby goat who was in a major GF>Baby goats apparent bestie who ALSO was in a major GFV0t0l0ty sissies...F0lc0ns sissies...Sp0r0t sissies...I'm so fuarking scared RN...
>>2699879>>Stable agro riflerI really hope it's not electronic you're describing as "stable"
>>2699872>>faze made it to major finals? karrigan was carriedThat's actually true though. Especially with Shanghai and Budapest with ropz and frozen respectively going absolutely super sayan. In those 2 runs FaZe had a single player over performing above any remotely reasonable expectations>>faze lost the major final? karrigan chokedI mean sort of. You can't expect to win a major final 4vs5. I guess 4th time's the charm.
imagine still being mindbroken by karrigan
>>2699887Yup! Calm as an owl at dusk
>doing retarded pseudo psycho shit to his opponents for over a decadegla1ve had the tactics, apex has the roleplay, and karrigan will fucking rape your mind
>>2699912>karrigan will fucking rape your mindHoly BASED!
the lion teaches themhe reminds them
holy fuck the new bomb system is dogshit
>>2700028New patch?
>>270002910 GIGAbites
>>2700029yes testing on cache you basically insta die from over half the map unless you tuck into a corner and crouch also you can see your health bar status post explosion to find safe spots now
>>2700034Time to channel your inner SEXGOD
>season 5 is out>big patch is out>ohne is offlineYO FUCK THAT NIGGA HE AIN'T REAL
>ts have dogs as hostagesTHOSE BOYS ARE GONNA REGRET WAKING UP THIS MORNING
>>2700054
I hate dogsturd world animal
Killing every dog I see idgaf
>>2700066>>2700076Wooooooooooow.
>>2700060>>2700054Tyloo and LVG are gonna get hungry playing this map
>>2700087Please refrain from making racist jokes based on stereotypes.
>>2700092I...I just got banned from ESL tournaments...
Good night, sour prince.
>>2700113There's a bigger variety of maps for me now. Instead of a 6 map pool where fucking no one played overpass, there's 7.
>>2700120Downside is a much less interesting map in it's place.
Bomb explosion change is actually crazy, big impact on pro play
This download is taking me 2 hours to download. Man fuck valve for these big ass updates
>ACKKKKKKKKK!
>>2700165nice awp brother #FaZeUp
>>2700165>AWP | LongDOG
>nooooo bombs can't be big AIEEEEEEEE
>>2700183>pissi fankek
>>2699600Kek, another karrigod rape victim.
I like new bomb death zone indicator but i think they are solving an issue that they themselves have created.bomb death zone used to be extremely consistent and you would get a feel for it rather quick, but ever since they changed it, it can be random as fuck
>cheerleaders igls are usele-ACK!https://x.com/ataldablair/status/2073117160650453157
>ends the shitality era
>>2700324Helooks like a chud
>>2700324>Humbles zypoo and donkey on his way to victory
Who the hell is Jorko, is he good
the shockwave change is cool, looks very cinematic but it's bad that you always lose 1 hp no matter where you are on the map. I think that has to change or else you're forced to hunt if you're 1 in situations where you'd previously wanna take your stuff into the next round
>>2700324>>2700342>Forces valve to give him the trophy (never done like this for any other player before)Holy fucking shit the lion might be goated ngl. Forced valve devs to their fucking knees.
When do cheaters get vac banned
>>2700396>When do cheaters get vac banned
>>2700324id need more than 1 tournament to say that>>2700365>you always lose 1 hp no matter where you are on the map>its realwtf -100 fps as well lol
>>2700405This shockwave doesn't make any sense though? Why would it go through walls?
>>2700405>wtf -100 fps as well lol
>>2700411imagine the fps drops if the buildings actually collapsed as the shockwave traveled across the map
>>2700367Good, this is just, kyxsan deserves his sticker money but not the pixel trophy. It did happen before though they weren't the winners, zonic got something for standing in for device, should be done this way every time though not selectively
how long delay today?
>>2701209It was supposed to start 35 minutes ago. Now its scheduled for +1 hour
https://www.hltv.org/news/45062/jimpphat-talks-mouz-departure-and-new-beginning-in-aurora>"But I still think it's a bit stupid of them to bench me in the middle of the season because we couldn't finish with the Major. I didn't really understand it myself, it's always something that annoys me a little, because I would have liked to play," he said.why is mouz management so evil
>>2701228very weird choice to pick up jl for only two tournaments when you knew you wouldn't have him at the major
I FINALLY GOT A J*B FUCK YOU YOU NEET FUCKS jk I love you unemployed niggas
HUGE
>>2701249Nice job bro, you stack those shelves at woolies and spend that honest money buying CS skins.
Umm its already been delayed an hour and the stream still isn't up.They had three days to fix their issues...
>>2700365It feels like a bug to me.
>>2701276Might not be their fault, faceit queues have been down since the patch mightve fucked custom server hosting
https://kick.com/xsecsIts up and Anders/Vince are back. They didn't ragequit.
Audio is still desynced
>>2699887and s0mple described as a top 5 awper is fine?
Appreciate ESL, PGL and BlastNOW
>2 (TWO) bo3 a daythese chinese niggas think they're running a major
>>2701333only ranking I care about is vrseverything else is statsfaggotry
>>2701333ofcourse
scene is boring s0mple needs to stop being shit, na too
How did Tyloo not hear the crowd cheating for them lol
>>2701387The observer is fast with turning off x-ray
Tyloobros..................
>2v1 with all the infowhy'd they let him redeem?
EZ 4K for Meyern
9z loses to nemesis in semis
>guys, we're probably gonna get our shit pushed in. Who's gonna play sick so the fans don't completely tear us apart?
>>2701440they probably wear masks for slightest thing like japanese do
9z is done
What was Banks advertising in the break, like his own mousepad?
falcons have>5 players that can completely shut down the best rifler in the world>3-4 players that can complete shut down the best awp'er in the worldshould esic or valve get involved and break up falcons, spreading the players among the other top10 teams?
>>2701533they lost a lot of maps in the majorthey dont have vitality level dominance
4-1 -> 4-8epic
>>2701553where did I imply they were? how did you get past the captcha?
>>2701562are you mentally ill?Thats why you typed those words?
>>2701564no you retard5 of the 7 other top10 teams get a falcons player each so they also have a chance against spirit and vitality
>>27015532021 navi got em there )))
>>2701566>5 of the 7 other top10 teamslast two teams can fight about who gets zonic before he retires in 6 months
GG China
Tyloo is outta here
>45 minutes until next match?
scared?
>>2701610you rike?
>lots of good tier2 teams playing res showdown/blast rising qualifiers or whatever it is>people would rather watch the worst train wreck of a lan event in yearsthis should be a wake up call to any TOit doesn't have to be good, it can even be absolute shit. But it does have to be lan
>>2701658quals are usually not lan retardo
>>2701662how is that relevant to my post you dumb nigger?you think they don't want viewers?
>>2701665thank you for confirming you are retarded
>>2701667they're all localized qualifiers. it it'd be the easiest thing in the world to just make it a small studio lanbut I guess your black ass know better
>>2701658TOs can't afford running a LAN for qualifiers. Those 5k extra viewers will not be offsetting all the costs.
>>2701675just get a bigger sponsor. bcgame has already proven gambling sites have way more money than they know what to do withpeople, who aren't cheating, are way more likely to gamble on lan events anyway
>>2701679>just get a bigger sponsorThat's advice on par with just don't be poor. Sponsors don't donate money to teams and TOs, they expect to get a ROI on their ads. Look at these teams. You might get a betting sponsor to pay decent money but that's it. Nobody watching these games is interested in them for the CS, they only watch because they gambled on them.Even if you convert it to a LAN you might get a little more money for the extra viewers but you suddenly have to pay for a venue, hotels and travel.
i wish this was live, this would be fun as fuck lmao
>>2701700ready to get fucking raped because some dude entried with an HE in his inventory and the entire pack eats a nade when valve adds this
>>2701700maybe it's something they considered adding but then didn't? would it change anything?
>>2701713its in the game, just not active, they will probably add it way later or to the battle royale mode. valve likes to test the "waters" with not so secret updates like that.>would it change anything?it could, theoretically but not by much, since it would be a race between enemy picking up the nade and you shotting it, but it would be fun feature.
>>2701715does nading nades blow them up?
>>2701694>but you suddenly have to pay for a venue, hotels and travel.venue, yes. rent a small studio. hotels and travel? maybe for a handful of people
>>2701730>maybe for a handful of peopleFor the players dummy. You don't do that for a regional LAN but if you're suddenly telling 5 literal whos playing under the name Sangrija they have to spend a monthly salary to attend a qualifier they won't show up. Either the TO pays or the entire esport becomes pay to play.
>>2701758the qualifiers are regional ffshow would this be different than a local lan tournament?
>>2701761>how would this be different than a local lan tournament?A local LAN is a bunch of Poles showing up to play a tournament in Poland. This is a qualifier for teams all across Europe + Russia (with Kazakh players). The difficulty of getting there is a lot higher. Plus for spending all that money you get to play a real tournament instead of just a single elim qualifier in which you get banged out after a single BO3.
>>2701774we've got enough russians in tier1 and 2I want more lans
>>2701779>I want more lansThen wait until a month before the Major cutoff and you'll have loads of them.
Quarterfinals 1.5m lan 8k viewers btw we should host 4 of these just for qualifiers
>>2701787fuck
This scene needs to be an ESL skit.
First ultimateThen jcobbb
>>2701952why are krauts so delulu?
>after the price pool, we don't have enough money to pay you, but we'll let you shill your ugly merch
>>2701952These sorry ass mouz niggas will never reach these heights again.
>>2701952>name is literally "rat" and logo is a literal rat facenever gonna win a super elite tourney until they go back to the old logo and name
>and I can only look on with envy as sweden cements themselves at the top of tier2>all those danish rosters will be lost in time, like tears in the rain
https://x.com/TeamLiquidCS/status/2075206482509840799/photo/1
easy for swedenwe'll beat 9z again in semis
>>2702092Genuinely why didn't they just convert him to a rifler.
>>2702092Sadly no spots on GL for a T2 Polish AWPer with that face because hypex already took it
>>2702092end of an era...
>>2701952>sub 1k views >posted 22 hours agorandom tier 2/3 teams have more fans than mouz
>>2695480>>2695496nice falseflag pacooner
can't wait for the season to resume so we can go back to our regularly scheduled failcl0wns rape
>>2700222>>2700299>>2700324holy cuckaner spam kwab
>>2701553Not needed. Once the t1 tournaments resume they will go back to group stage exits.
>>2701918+br1kyl0qu0d is saved
>>2702250>>2702258>>2702259>>2702264>>2702267https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2702250>>2702258>>2702259>>2702264>>2702267>>2702273Excellent posts.
^schizoner/paconer/cuckaner antics
>>2702278>>2702290https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
Liquid is going to jorko all over these nerds
>>2702338https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
nocries clears this kid
>>2702351https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2702267https://youtu.be/Ro4jGSsiK9o?si=nnhEWiaMALfEBxPp
>>2702370https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
it's uphttps://youtu.be/POGBZ-fpHm0
>>2702382https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
Holy sissy tantrum...son im crine...
>>2702417https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2702426is it pantied & sissified?
>>2702427https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
oooohhhhhh im jorkoing
>>2702454Dacapo VTuber Concert — Bangkok, Thailand (2023)
>>2702454jorko fears jboen
Is this jorko guy any good? The only thing I know about him is that chud rage clip where he smashes the table. People are shitting on liquid rn but maybe they struck gold too just like faze did with joe biden.
mentally raped and gaped kwabthere's no coming back for karrischizo
mongolzbros...........................
>>2702698they reached the top and got lazyno wonder their youngest player wants to try another team
Actually rooting for bcg, most are likeable players, hope they get decent results.
s0mple is worth 5 unlikeable players
>>2703146This ai generated or what
imagine losing to fucking mir in the big 2026...
>>2702417kek no one is falling for your samefagging schizo antics paconer
All things considered this has been a proper rostermania no denying that.
>>2703358kinda shitty without n0vi doebeit
>>2703371yeah but look at the sheer quantity AND quality I would say this has been the most "happening" rostermania of all time
slava ukrani or sumnin other more important news: https://www.hltv.org/news/45099/nrg-sign-hallzerk-and-bring-back-jeorgegr1m and h1llzerk are back together, need it or keep it?
>>2703423Fnatic is switching its roster from people under a country with a blue and yellow flag to another
-w0nderb0t +br1kyholy fucking kinononstop v0tality, failcl0wns, sp0r0t rape
>fixed their mentals>time to fix his own mechanics
>>2703592>2.2k ELO
>fixed their mentals
I feel so bad for magiskbro is gonna have to tardwrangle 4 mongoloids, and you already know taz isn't gonna be any help at all
>>2702486Jorko is kyxsan's son btw. Compare their faces
>>2702486https://www.hltv.org/stats/matches/128072/infinite-vs-fokusgets dogwalked by sl3nd on lan doubt he'll be any better
>BBC Game to top 10>Mongkeks out of top 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUXBfn3a8>let's go boys>cmon boys step upNo Fans Dan is such a carried faggot holy shit lmoa. At least fattigan is able to tardwrangle his way to victory.
>>27042534k views in 8 hours. When Vitality aren't winning everything their real fanbase starts to show.. Compare that to Spirit views who hardly win nowadays, that's a real fanbase. donk has too much aura and influence.
ap0x and b0tniggan are 2 sides of the same freeloading unc coin
>>2704289uhh no godpex has a major as entry
>>2704292I'm talking presently. Both their careers should've ended in 2019.
are we gonna see a nice meltie if f0ze gets raped and gaped?
how is tyloo already in a different tournament the next day lol
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
>>2704482basedhe reminds them
>>2704482>The Lion: rapes and humbles franco-jewish and russian goblin teams>The Dictator: rapes and humbles bus parking muzzie and argentinian-jewish teams (in progress)I FUCKING KNEEL
>>2704585This man has made the Lion cry on two different occasions. The True Lion is here
>still seethingyou lost
^raped by goatko
The world is healing
Is it gonna be tier 1 good?
>>2704835Jorko and R1nkle are awful. Jury is still out for JBOEN.
>>2704835Not yet, jcobbb is yet to be kicked.>>2704836No.
>>2704836nothing with s0mple and electr0nic can be good
>>2704836The Mongolz died for a shitty tier 2 team
>chinese tournament doesn't force russian teams to eliminate each other immediatelynoticed.
https://kick.com/xsecsParivision vs BIGIts...starting on time
Cache map 1
cache meme pick
JDC DADDY WILL HUMBLE JAME
Parivision surely wins...lol
Audio still desynced. Fuck this tournament.
>>2705443nahthey'll take map2
BIGGAS WHERE WE @???
>>2705456Mein digga!!!
jame time indeed
>4 cache uncs vs 2 cache uncsits stamped unfortunately
This is an unc world
>jame thought they're on new patchunc...
Um...nice T side call Jame?
nice round from biggers
Is Dastan even a legit coach? I feel like he just hangs around while jame does the heavy lifting.
>>2705480He's anti-zonic, there to destroy vibesNOT NICE IVAN
JDC JDC JDC
RAPEDvision...
kwabvision
Pari had a good team until that retard dastan ruined it by introducing gulag-esque management tactics he probably got from some bullshit tiktok account.
>>2705481lolit's true
>>2705492jame keeps getting punished for our sins
holy shit sweihgive them a chance man
Ummm BIG bros? I thought this map was a wrap
Are Zweih and Xielo brothers?
griks absolutely outplayed by jame
Lol this piece of shit map is so CT sided that we're now constantly seeing teams just comeback for only 2 rounds. Overkino was perfect.
that's itget JBONE to the main rostergriks just doesn't cut it
Jesus that was a close round
BaitF
xse has like 10 min pause on ot, it's retarded
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
monesy is watching :)
>monesy spending his vacation watching tier2 cshe's just like me
>>2705546he's doing some showmatch for the event
>>2705545I hope he doesn't run into frozen
nice 1v3
FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN FAVEN
such a beautiful language
Why are chinks so parasocial with players? Like cosplaying as them, the love fanfics, the gifts, etc. Werido ass shit.
it's good to see banks being less creepy around him after he hit puberty
XSE skits???
>>2705571they had some yesterday too with fazebut i just watched 10 seconds
that was so fucking cringe and shit....I don't know what to feel about it
>>2705481kek
right, pv wouldve won map 1 if they didnt lose to eco lmao
How long until good CS
>>2705566Because they don't have souls.
>>2705604standard east asian shit. koreans and japanese are the same.
KEK LOOK AT HOW MANY FANS THESE LOSERS HAVE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>2705609>incidentwhat
>>2705609kek that even includes haters who wanted to hear their reactions to losing, like me
>>2705609I watched their voice comms and documentary vids for the first timeI had no idea apex was like that constantly. It's like he's mad and tilted every time they're about to play a gamemezii honestly sounded way more like a leader
>>2705609my bad, I forgot to turn on the bots
bye bye grikswelcome jbone
gg
NO NO NO NO NO NO
jame has to go
why go for wallbang if you are going to stop after a couple of shots????????????CS2 has terrible body hit registration and especially for wallbangs its not unusual to do 50 in 7 hits.
>>2705724>terrible body hit registration
SOON FAZE
>>2705727I'm not wrong, if you think otherwise you are shitter, who feels no difference. Headshots register much "faster" than body shots.Perfect example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QErQRiZ-lcs
>>2705724he thought he was gonna save again
I don't use telegram or twitter so are there any rumors about where launx and kl1m are going to?
how do these ratings make sense? slaxejezz raped map 2 and 3 but it gets completely cancelled out by map 1? -7 swing there, +11.5 and +4 after equals out to.. 0? strange, no way zweih was better this match
>>2705733>its not unusual to do 50 in 7 hits.>terrible body hit registration>7 hits
jame referring to himself as jametime is kinda not it
>>2705745the "50 in 7 wallbang" part was a separate ish statement, i'm not surprised you struggle with sentence comprehension considering you are a shitter, but i do recognize that i could have made it clearer for your kind.
>>2705750>you are a shitter
>>2705755Yes, i said twice already, you want to hear it third time?
>>2705757>thirdie
>>2704836they built the kinda roster that explodes after dropping to 79th VRS from a loss to Nexus in the Stake Pulse Beat 2 Open Qualifier
You now remember nexa
>>2705808But I never forgot vibes goat sexa?
>>2705840>Tier-S tournamentyeah why not lolcongrats
>>2705846t1 tournament :)
chinks and their antagonistic compliance.... or maybe it's just incompetence
Let's Go FaZe Clan! *clap clap clap*
FAZE THE FUCK UP
AREYOUREADY
>3. FaZe picked CacheSOULLLL
holy shitdidn't expect that from jewboy
FaZe is so back
nice neitayahu
JBONER PISTOL ROUND FVAAAARKFROZEN FOLLOW-UP ROUND FVAAAARKNETANYAHU BONUS GUN ROUND FVAAAARK
yo dis niigga named jboner
joecob-sama...
how do you even do that transfer fully blind
Apologize to Jcobbb
>>2705900gamesense
betboom looks so uncomfortable / unfamiliar with cache, is this their first time playing it?
>>2705907they've banned it the past 3 games this tournament
Major quarterfinalists getting dicked through the mattress by "jcobbb"
>>2705916they dont have flamus no more
this is worrying for faze, they might actually keep jccobb and neityu if they fluke like this
>>2705919I didn't watch them before the major; was he that big of an upgrade? the nemesis game I watched the other day s1ren did not look very good
>>2705907sure seems like it lol
cache seems like a good change for this current faze. all aim no brain map
I think ozempig might regret picking t side
anders got jokes, he's not bad at his job when not phoning it in with the fake hype canned lines, should be told to always just maintain his regular voice and demeanor
ancient worries me more than anubis honestly.. might be a map full of false hope
RET'S GO FAZE KRANOOOO OOOOO OOO
ooooOOOOOOOOoooooHHHHHHH
fucking lmao s1ren throwing his hands in the air after being screwed by the crowd
meme swing is fraudulent, I'm no jcobb fan but how is this possible in a 13-2 with these stats
>>2705950it's relative to the other players isn't it
lmao
Fact: FaZe is currently the best team in the world on Cache.
>>2705950>1.06>1.06>1.06>1.06>1.06Polish Donk activated
>>2705950because 8 of his 12 kills were vs. eco buys
>>2705958ah, when eco adjusted it looks pretty pathetic, ok he's still bad though that blind transfer and readjustment was wild
large influx of james banks mousepads heading for the dump
>>2705965What's the appeal of his mousepads...
that 2nd awp kill.... crazy
turns out not having your most resource intensive player being a pile of shit does wonders
faze looking sus
This is the Betboom that took ancient off of Falcons? They better pay whatever vp wants for fl4mus
FORSEN FORSEN FORSEN FORSEN
>>2705999>They better pay whatever vp wants for fl4muscan'tThe Toilet Agreement states that no team will ever buy a VP player again until they stop being cuntsthe loan was betboom's scummy way to get around that for the major
bb playing crazy disconnected. too bad I thought it would be a fun game
Ayo we movin or what>>2706018>>2706018>>2706018
Holy fucking shit faze is putting belt to ass today
GOATzen
he's cracked
