>Cancer cupNOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we had a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2656721
>>2658904Fine thread
tired of JP shit in my Global general
Me on the drums
>>2658910It's not "your" general
>>2658910JP has always been welcome here.
Pulled some support cards today
Is Nishino or Taiki better for the sprint CM?
>>2658910>
>>2658918Chuckled
Think I am officiay MANTbroken or burnt out, I don't feel like doing a career anymore, I don't know what career to even do now, can't fish for hot springs on umas without it being a complete waste of time, before I could've used.them for TT
take yutaka
>>2658910Same. I wonder if all this JP and newma shit would still be posted if we were back on /v/.
bwo bwo bwo bwo
OC Mcqueen's ult is ok for next cm, right? Don't have much for parents, unfortunately.
>>2658921These retards need to start bringing all the QoL shit they have already.
>>2658921Welcome to the club
>>2658914Rare Windy merch
>>2658918Stealing this lmao
>>2658930>yeah, its only .15 speed but it's good
>>2658918KEK
>>2658927Yeah no bro, we are not doing the "ackshually we never liked jpbros and jp" shtick.
>>2658946I miss the Aiposter.
>need to make a taiki sprint parent for the other trainees>figure I can use it to do some test runs>absolutely rancid dogshit runsI hate throneI hate gutsI will abandon both of them until I have to actually god forbid make an ace.
>>2658914I know nothing about Weiss Schwarz and its market but do you think this price will come down? I doubt Kawakami is a chase card.
>>2658950I think he might still be around? Idk, haven't seen him in a while.
There must be at least one uma who doesn't throw herself at you at the end of her career, right?
>>2658946Yup.I remember seeing tons of posts with like Calstone and wondering who is this uma and then checking the release date.Don't fall for Gaslight Dancer's tricks.
>>2658960Haru Urara?
>>2658914>literally just print screens printed on cardstockThis shit is so ugly I hate bushiroad crossover games so goddamn much.
>>2658960Air Shakur, the end of Shakur's career + her hot springs event + her max bond episode are the beginning of a spark at most.
>>2658960Falkek rejects you to chase her idol dreams. But wants you to wait and keep accompanying her.
>>2658969Yeah I'm not waiting, I'll go marry Mambo instead
>>2658960Falco rejects you outright and even lets you go at her hot spring event
does anyone play this on the switch 2can you use the touchscreen
>>2658969I honestly really liked it because its very bittersweet, I can totally see falcon breaking down and allowing herself to be with you after retirement.
>>2658955Not likely, signed cards are literally the only thing of value that comes from this game and supply is super low because it's so niche since nobody actually plays it.
>>2658977No, but it works perfect on the Vita
>>2658977Party dash is on the switch I think, not the main game
>>2658946I miss this poster so goddamn much.
>>2658955I have no idea. I'm typically a Pokemon guy, and I know nothing about Weiss. But if it's anything like other tcgs I would think it would go down as more enter circulation, at least as long as the set is in print.>>2658964I can't really argue against that, but I can't help but love the feeling of having actual physical versions of the support cards I'm already familiar. I'll probably grab another box after Pokemon League tomorrow and I'm hoping for an autograph this time. Also hoping Union Arena has prettier uma cards.
>>2658982>>2658988Like are the signatures supposed to be the seiyuu's or the Uma herself?
>>2658960It depends on how you define "throws herself" someone like rice mostly stays platonic in action, even with romantic implications.
I'm pretty curious, what do you all think about the trainer? Do you all self-insert or do you guys headcanon a specific character.
>>2658998Headcanoning a specific character just sounds like cucking yourself.
>>2658998I self insert unless it's careers where the trainer is very different to how I would act like.
>>2658910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaptaLjdw88>>2658998Some trainers I can self-insert. Bakushin and Machikanefukukitaru's trainers are very easy for me to slip into, because despite my hopes to do good, I've done some of the same shit in the past. There are some I can't. Air Shakur's trainer absolutely has to be a different character because I couldn't sound that tech illiterate even if I wanted to play coy with Air Shakur.
Would the white version of the guts bakushin gold be any good?
>>2659001I'll be so fucking old when yanko becomes playable it's not fair lads.
Umamon is funny
>med S>worst stats of all timetale as old as time. I don't think I'll be bringing any last minute subs to finals.
>>2658998Trainers all seem to be somewhat different based from uma to uma and some of them are dense as fuck. If it's too different than what I would do then I end up headcanoning something different and how it would change the conversation.
>>2658955Importing the JP card would be cheaper.
>>2659001Me but with Jordan, I'm a zuma and there's no way I could be that actual fuckin senior citizen.
>>2658998Ehhhh, I headcanon myself as my wife's trainer (and when i want to sex an uma) but beyond that, I like to think of each trainer as a different dude perfectly suited for his uma.
>>2659013I don't know much about Tosen's trainer, but I am incredibly out of touch with my own generation so it wouldn't surprise me if I could self-insert as Tosen's.
>>2659009Best event we have ever had hands down, lets you play around with different startegies you'd normally wouldnt be able to use, is unobtrusive to your career runs and it gives you insight into how some of the top players build their umas or how they scoremaxx themFuck Fuji and Goldship
>>2659012Yeah I was actually looking at it on Ebay and was seeing some JP listings. It's just shipping a TCG card from halfway across the world seems risky and it'll get damaged in transit.I'll just keep a watch on the English one and see if the price goes down. Like honestly she is so unpopular I can't imagine there's many people besides me that would care enough to buy anything Kawakami related.
>>2659019Honestly after the 2x tp option got added I dont mind fuji
>>2658998for these faceless protagonist games my brain always just defaults to Roy Mustang for some reason.
>>2659022For me it's Kiryu
>>2659020>Like honestly she is so unpopular I can't imagine there's many people besides me that would care enough to buy anything Kawakami related.Meanwhile...
>had to skip bouquet for new scenario >fast forward to today>have just enough carats to spark after free rolls>do my 130 rolls>nothingso that's how it is huh...
>>2659026Dacchi.....
>>2658998>do you guys headcanon a specific character
>>2659026What's the new scenario cards?
>>2659029Not him but it's T*zuna and Doto
>>2658998I actually made a few embarassing f!trainer OCs for some of my favorite girls.
>>2659032share with the class
>>2659023Kiryu would absolutely stumble his way into gambling on horse racing or becoming a jockey himself.actually i'm shocked that hasn't been a sidequest in yakuza yet, maybe it'd be too on the nose.
>>2658949Yeah, I should of asked for the save first, my bad. You're honestly on the right track here and you've got a majority of the civs converted with about half number of turns remaining. You've got some problems that i'll address in a longer write-up, gimme an hour.
>>2659026>had to skip bouquet for new scenarioAlways waifuroll... is what I would say if waifurolling didn't get you into this situation to begin with.
>>2659032The most embarrassing thing I've done so far is thinking of a career for /v/machan
>>2659034I do not want to accidentally crash my umas PR with slop that belongs in AO3 so not today.
>>2658998I create all of my game ocs to look like Gatsu and i imagine the same of torena. Yeah I'm not original
>>2659032>yuriDare I bring the AO3 statistics up again?
>>2659041
>>2659041Speaking of>still no good trainer x trainee fics in AO3
>>2659041their PR is safe don't worry
>>2658998I have my own f!tore since I yume for Brian.
>>2659046There's a few ones, filter by bookmarks. It will tell you which ones were good enough that people wanted to reread them again.
>>2658991The seiyuus sign it as the character, so yes, the signatures there are supposed to be the uma's signature with a character quote below. For Palmer it reads something like "Got something on your mind? Well, you can count on me for whatever, so just take it easy!"
>>2659051Can you tell me what Kawakami's says?
>>2659050Is filtering by kudos not good?
>>2659049I yume for Pokke!>>2659053No, that's a misconception. If you filter by Kudos you're just gonna get something that has mass appeal or hits the tropes that a fandom really likes or liked at the moment of writing.
>>2659026You will get her if you save up for a spark during next anni, I believe you guys get a separate 2* uma banner where you can spark anyone I mean its gonna be in six months, but still
>>2659052"Unyielding, noble, and robust! That is what it means to be a Princess!"
I had to look up what AO3 is
>>2659060Thank you.
>>2659062Its some weird forbidden land girls like.
>>2659062For some reason I always read it as Age of Empires 3
Are there any super valuable common skills for the sprint CM? How does uma stan do on the track.
>>2659064The thought of it makes me slightly uncomfortable, but I will leave you all to your own devices
>>2659062How the fuck does anyone not know what AO3 is?Next you're gonna tell me none of you know about deviantart or something
>>2659062AO3 is where foids post their deepest, darkest fantasies and remind men that foids can be extreme degenerates too
>>2659067Isn't it just fanfiction?
>>2659068Not him, but I didn't know what it was either until few years ago. I mainly used fanfiction.net
After 64 races I'm officially an Umamon master. This was a pretty fun event after almost being MANTbroken
>>2659071fanfiction.net is the man's land, though I must admit that I do enjoy the tagging system of AO3 quite a lot.
>>2658921The Mantbroken will never stop amusing me
>>2659072Im glad they bring it back 3 times a year eventually, this was very fun.
>>2659070Yes, and that's the problemI don't like it, and women confuse me with their inclination to write it
>>2659066Uma stan is super good for early length gain in the CM but this track is way too short to PDM break unfortunately, still a must have skill
>>2659074This 4 curses you to spark for Gentil!
>>2658921It's okay, you can step off the hamster wheel. You don't have to be grinding 24/7 all the time like chrono wants you to. Just save your energy, you earned a nap
>>2659081I could have 0 carats by the time her banner drops and i would still spark her if i had to
>>2659078Men call it "what if's" and then make a 4 hour video about "What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in the time chamber for 1000 years"
When I don't win plat it's all FineMo's fault for bottoming out on what would've otherwise been basically a perfect run.
>>2658933but anon...they can't do that or else they'll break the game...what do you mean they should hire someone who does?? Money doesn't grow on trees you know!
>>2659066if you want to secure Lucky pace, you need it since everyone will bring groundwork already.
>>2659086Shut the fuck up those videos are amazing, what ifs are not the same
>>2659086That sounds like a good video, I should look for one
>>2659086I don't watch that kind of slop either. Very reductive way of thinking. Both Men and women used to write way better stuff than this, but hey that's just one manchild's opinion
>>2659092I guess there's no real incentive to not get GW when guts bakushin gives it for free huh
>>2659086I unironically watch that shit while doing my runs or playing other vidya.
>>2659086>"What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in the time chamber for 1000 years"But like seriously what would happen?
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>>2659086>"What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in the time chamber for 1000 years"That sounds awesome
Streets are saying do deuce is coming to the game.
>>2659086Actually, the latest one i watched was what if goku was raised by frieza and it's only 3 and a half hours long
>>2659106Hell yeah bro
>sleep deprived three times in a row
This is the first I've heard of what if videos are these an actual genre of YouTube video?
>>2659107Big if true, would be the first horse of the 2022 generation (the one that brought us fucking equinox) and it would be an end closer
>>2659113Thanks for not gluing that run after one sleep deprived, I know that took restraint.
>>2659115The concept of what if long predates youtube my friend
>>2659107do what now
>>2659117Ego death speedrun any%
>>2659115Yeah. I can give you some Star Wars ones if you'd like.
What if MANT was fun?
>>2659115These have been a thing for decades anon, just look up in youtube>"What if (Shonenslop character)" And you'll find gold.
>>2659107Look at >>2658923 he wears the checkered Kieffers silk. And it's paired with Kitasan and Spe silks which has big implications for her character.
>>2659122I hate this fucking shit
>>2659124too nonsensical.
What if HARU URARA was born with THE ZONE full movie (espanol subtitles) 4:51:07
>>2659124Things would be marginally better for us
>>2659132Only if it had a Linkin Park BGM
What if El was Mexican?
What if Tazuna Hayakawa was an secret um
What if you ate your vegetables?
What if /v/mapyoi was looking good?
What if Tracen Academy suddenly showed up in our world
>>2659141My immersion was broken. Congrats.
Getting a hang of how to build Taiki
What if we all won plats...
Do deuce would be massive, its straight up one of the best horses ever, best two-year-old in Japan in 2021, horse of the year, defeated equinox, won the arima kinen, 5 G1s. No way could that be the anni uma?
>>2659138
What if horses existed in Umamusume?
>>2659147Oh, so that's why the post is cut o
>>2659144Why do you have a mix of front and pace only skills anon?
What if Curren won the stakes instead of Falco?
>>2659146Anon, you'll make tactfag kill himself.
>>2659156>it's very plain and boring but the highlight is that there's an in-universe what if video of Curren Chan winning the stakes instead of Falco
>>2659156I imagine it'd look something like this
>>2659157Shut the fuck up NIGGER 1,433 days AND COUNTING i am slowly going insane.
>>2659019Ultra Golshi Mode gave me my funnest challenge run ever though.
Hey, when does the world cup get boring for /v/ma? Like, which day would be best to say, host an anime watchparty?
>>2658927The age of newmas is upon us anon, you cannot stem the tide.
>>2659144Its been said in previous threads already but you really shouldnt take straight accels like plan x or turbo sprint, they are really bad and won't do almost anything.Still a good beginning statwise
>>2659165When it ends
Forgive me for posting Windysloppa before, I went and found an actual Windybro artist.
>>2659171Wait, fuck, nevermind.
>>2659146The name is so stupid though. It has me giggling like a retarded schoolboy just thinking about it.
>>2659173RUINED
>>2659173Windybros not like this!
>pure passion into 2 trainings where rudolf is fully absent>train once>passion endsThis card fucking sucks bro.
>>2658904>Still A4 with team full of Ug rankFucking HOW???
>>2659178Anon, you need to grab the Team Skills
>>2659178You gotta push to higher ranks like UG6+. Fill up your umadex
>>2659181What team skill, what are you taling about? I want my 500 carats
>>2659182Doesn't even have to do that, Team Skills will give him the 15K he needs immediately or close to it
>>2659064>go to look up smut on ao3 for a bit of fresh material not knowing it was predominately a female website>metric shitton of yaoi that still escapes filtersGood lord.
>>2659153It ended being a parent run since no sprint S.
>>2659173Why is it ALWAYS the Godzilla fans that are faggots these days?
>>2659165When there's no matches.Yesterday was a good day since there was just one shitty match that no one cared about(except those 2 countries).Today it's full of kino matches so it would be a terrible day. The more the cup advances the less matches there will be so it will be more viable to make an anime watchparty on those dead days
>>2659187Read the foid guide to filtering>>2659057
>>2659185Click team history, then click team skills tab at the top.There are three separate ones you obtain. You have to win with both umas on the team, and then it gives you a flat bonus even after you exchange them out. One of them is Daiwa and Vodka for instance, you have to win with both on your team. So you recruit a Daiwa, then change your leader to your own Vodka (temporarily), win one game, and you got the team skill. Now you just do that two more times, once with McQueen and Golshi, and then again with Grass and Mayano. It makes it way easier to complete the event and immediately raises your score
Shit i forgot to censor my name
>>2659173We got a femoid who waifus Brian, I would be a hypocrite if I was really bothered by this but not her
>>2659193
>>2659192WHOAH No one had ever told me about this
>>2659192>Grass and MayanoWhat's the connection with these two anyway?
>>2659115Don't be fooled they are unrefined slop for people who can't rotate an apple in their mind.
>>2659199I don't know honestly, might have raced in a few of the same races? Not enough of a Keibafag to know. Never seen them interact in-game
Why do sprint recoveries even exist? So Akikawa can fuck up your run by giving you hints for them instead of hints for an actual useful skill?
>>2659195Windy's not gay thoughever.She brings you flowers to try and snag you because her mom doesn't want the only man she's met who can put up with her to get away.
When does the summer event start? I need those gold shards to MLB my Ayabe finally.
>>2659195See now, the femoid who waifus Brian at least is doing it tastefully.What part of a blinding rainbow flag and "does she know" on a depiction of Shinko as the autism creature is "tasteful"?
>>2659207fags want to pretend literally >insert any fictional character ever is gay. Just ignore their delusions. EVERYONE can't be gay.
>>2659207The anon who posts that cute Windy art or her all snuggled up in bed has ruined any chance of me seeing her even slightly romantically. She’s in the daughter category.
>>2659207Yes, I know, but uhhh....anon, Trainer can be female, its an option...Windy is 4U, but U can be either a Femoid and a Manoid in the gamealso dunno if flower thing is cute or sad
>>2659206Because CyGames had no idea what they were doing
Fellow Taiki bros who got Medium C/B, do you run the gauntlet of 4 G1 at the end of the year? Or rest for one of them?
>>2659199Both won the Arima and Takurazuka Kinen? Both rapists?
>>2659201You just gave me an idea
>>2659212Gokigen, Windy!
>>2659213And the options for female are platonic. She's more than likely sees you as a friend that she doesn't want to lose since she doesn't have many.
>>2659209Well the fact that its the only rainbow flag there, think it was a pride month joke act more than anything, since it was posted on 1st of june
>>2659201>people who can't rotate an apple in their mind....people do that?
>>2659222Do you happen to be a Gold City trainer by any chance?
>>2659221Stinkbug Windy...
>>2659217Shion spotted.
>>2659220Actually, what DOES she do in the female version? Does she just not have the flowers there?
>>2659222>He doesn't add apple rotation to his daily mental exercisesngmi
What's with all the Windy posting? It's not Wednesday.
>>2659230She's our thread pet.
>>2659229I can do it but I do not like do things that require any time, effort or patience on my part.
>>2659230Windybro found a dedicated Windy artist but saw a rsinbow flag so there was a slight freakoutTypical 4chan stuff, with me slightly afding fuel to the fire
>>2659230The usual fags posting the literal whoma who no one gives a shit about, including Cygames
>>2659229>Uhhh...what the hell are you guys doing>Shhh, we're image training>Gohan can you see the apple yet?>Uhhh...I just see a black box, is that normal?
I don't even bother with the Haruten with this stamina, right?
>>2659228I actually can't find anything about it. Huh.
>>2659237There's a chance but its risky
>>2659232In case you've missed 2 years of internet discourse, someone relatively recently had a study and discovered that some amount of the population are not capable of being able to imagine an apple on demand. They know what an apple is but cannot visualize it.
>>2659237Depends on rival + switch her to late. Maybe buy Radiant Star's white.
>>2659231>I love Windy SO so much but I would NEVER roll for her
>>2659239Guess we'll have to wait I think sequence of events will remain the same
>>2659231Thumbnail makes it look like an israeli earband.
>>2659245But I am gonna roll for her.
MEDIUM B IS NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE
>>2659249Then you're a true Windybro
>>2659239Could look at the storyreader and look at the dialogue. Just need to know what event that is. https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1043
>>2659254Always will be.>>2659256Neat, I'll dig through this.
>>2659251then just start with med a?
>>2659245She comes out at one of the worst times for me, I have to save as much as I can for CB and also the Ramonu wit card.
>>2659259It's like releasing another game right next to GTA, poor Windy, Tachyon + Light Hello is just two weeks after that
>>2659251just do it with medium c
>>2659265BakuSHIN!
Alright, so Windy giving the flowers to the female torena is the very final event of her career and it's just her saying thanks for sticking with her for the 3 years. She invites you to a flower field after Hokko, Biko, Falco and Acute convince Windy she should show you gratitude. Her mom said picking out roses would be the best.She still refers to you as her henchwoman, or Chief of Evil.Windy also seems to have had an accident and is on crutches. Interesting.
>>2659269Disregard the second part of the previous question, I just remembered Japanese isn't gendered.But I'm still curious what is different!
>>2659274Male torena is pretty much the same, but she's obviously more flustered about it, especially mentioning her mom saying that roses would be best.I'll check the hot springs event next.
>>2659218It’s too fucking cute.
In the male hot springs event, Windy demands to play with you in your room after the bath.You two have an epic pillow fight and pretending to be monsters (kaiju?) until you're both tuckered out. You try to send her back to her room, but she really wants to stay with you, pulling out the whole "can't sleep without my roommate" thing and being a little tsundere.She bites and latches onto you and says she won't go.Unfortunately, torena comes up with an idea and you and her talk over the pone between rooms so she doesn't feel lonely. She ends up falling asleep to your voice.
>>2659285And female's pretty much the same, but can be taken as more platonic.
>>2659278 >>2659285 >>2659290God, why does she have to be so cute. :(
Not falling for the Windyganda
>>2658949>>2659036Ok civbro, I wrote a rentry on stuff i've done in your save. It's a bit scattered all over the place, but hopefully it can be of some help. I also have screenshots ready if you need clarification.https://rentry.co/e2ic5usn
>>2659259>right before S.maru card and Chicken BiscuitsPoor windy
>>2659293>niche obscure uma>people swear they won't pull her(YOU ARE HERE)>dedicated oshigamers appear/ drawfags drop propaganda>surge in interest>everyone ends up getting that uma
I can't find a team with Groove for my umadex and it turns out I already transferred all of mine...
>>2659298>everyone ends up getting that umaNo neigha, there's too many good things to pull on around her. No one outside of the diehard Windybros are rolling on that
>>2659208Couple of days, I think like 3 or so
>>2659301I did a new career cuz I had glued all my vodkas. Make that MANT groovea
>>2659302Then you'll just have to become a diehard Windybro before then.
>>2659307Nopers I just blew a shit ton on uma banners. I don't have 100K to blow like the smart anons, only enough to hit Tachyon twice and then back to saving. I got my umas, I'm done!
>>2659215I run it desu, 3rd race is generally safe and 4th race wont do anything to you cuz its the end of the year
>>2659309We'll see.
Sorry, not rolling for the literal worst uma in the game before CB and Ramonu, will be okay if she spooks me tho
>>2659313>Troonscend
>>2659295I'll just comment on some stuff>holy project spamThe incas had around 2 dozen missionaries for some ungodly reason, so I needed to expend a shitload of faith on missionaries and apostles to kill their Shinto faith. The apostles have more or less just been offensive units and I have only used one to spread faith ONCE while waiting for some missionaries to arrive.Also, I was in the midst of the religious golden age devotion when I started all of the projects, which meant I'd get more charges, so it felt important to maximize that while I still could.>apostles unupgraded and gurusI was planning to upgrade them as soon as I got them to the other continent. The problem is the barbarians in the way. I need to spend some time dismantling the barbarians.As for gurus, I've been informed that they are very difficult to utilize for little reward. In an earlier attempt(I savescummed the Inca,) I indeed found the gurus bordering useless, and decided to invest more in apostles after losing the Inca's capitol for the fifth time. >niterYeah, I kind of got fucked early on. Pretty much all of the worth-while places to get settled early on were already settled by turn 30, despite my early attempt to expand, and of course the options I had left did not have niter. Lots of oil though! Late game, I'll be unstoppable.>era countdown beganI haven't been in that era for that long, what the hell? It's been maybe 7 turns...Your feedback's valuable, thanks man!
>>2659298Personally, I can't even touch an uma banner for three entire scenarios. It will be the most painful era I experience.
>>2659313but who will you NOT be okay with spooking (You)?
>>2659318Curren.
Summer Goldship is going to be annoying huh?
>>2659295 >>2659316Oh yeah, by the ways, your housing section got cut off.
>>2659323I think she'll be much less annoying than we think, she won't work as an ace at all and I don't think her unique will be all that impactful when the other unique is keen eye
>>2659318I like pretty much everyone desu ne
https://youtu.be/0lr9sZBAATIAll the numas have such great voices
>>2659323>stamina no longer free>neicha can run murmur with gold stamina eater (long) using golshistamlets will be punished
Is it worth mutating Taiki to run medium or running dirt sprint and mile enough?
>>2659332Mutate to medium C is enough
i kinda get the new scenario nowmaybe>it's like a mix of GL tokens and TB anklets, maybe some will say GFF but i've never tried that scenario before>every year you are given different ramens (anklets basically) to choose from>you can choose up to 3 ramens that buff a specific type of training or multiple types of training>trainings give you ingredients (you can only hold up to 10 at a time, all ingredients are added up, and these are cleared after every year)>you are also given secret ingredients that can fill in for any missing ingredient (you can only hold up to 4 of these and these ingredients are not cleared after every year)>tazuna can give you 2 of these secret ingredients every date on top of normal ingredients>during ura finale you can pick from 3 ramens that boost the shit out of 4 types of trainingsi might be missing some things but that's like 80% of the scenario probably
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the "Princess Dropout" race to commerate the end of MANT CM (test phase)the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenRace track: 2200m, Hanshin, wet condition, summer, cloudy, Mood GreatBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence SuzukaThe Dropout will begin within the next 12h AFTER the /v/ictory Stakesif you have suggestions for the race, feel free to commentWith that, i wish everyone good luck for the CM
>>2659342>Rice Shower sexyWhere?
>>2659316>The incas had around 2 dozen missionaries for some ungodly reasonKek. Yeah Ais love spamming missionaries and sending them to your lands, the bastards. >barbariansThey seemed to not have any ships around that island, so you must have cleared them out thoroughly. Spoiler but there was niter, 3 in fact, on Egypt's continent! Recommend to settle there asap before loyalty makes it difficult.>housing section got cut offI forgor what i was gonna say there. Guess another tip i want to add is that barracks/stables and universities give 1 housing.Just want to warn that the AI will be alot more aggressive in harder modes, hence why i stressed encampment and upgrades - Scythia can be scary. Moving religious units around can also be a slog and is why i personally prefer Basil II or dlc Saladin for religious victories. Anyways, good luck anon, you're set up for a sweep !https://litter.catbox.moe/5wgmrifbe06jvvvi.jpg
Fun event.Filled out the entire umadex + team skills and then proceeded to spend the next dozen scout tickets jumping from sub-E rank all the way to S.
>>2659341How are you liking it so far? Is it specialized to any distance like some of the old jp scenarios have been
God damn it there is another thread to backread, what did I miss last night?
>>2659349READ NEIGHA READ
>>2659348it's alright, it's day 1 and i don't have my own tazuna so i'm not sure how much i like it over BD for now>Is it specialized to any distance like some of the old jp scenarios have beendon't think so, the scenario has buffs for spd pow guts wit so you can probably make sprint/mile aces with italso you get more SP on it than BD anyway
>>2659318Goldshit, sucks I can’t put a cheeky tenner on Summer Mackween.
>>2659349Some guy called one guy gay, the other one called him stupid, then they both kissed. You're gonna wanna go back and read the whole thing
7 I get a jobber room and come third anyway
I wanted to do all my borrows when throne came out and I ended up doing jus a couple because the first one was "good enough" and I've been too busy irl. I will never win another plat, I will never be first-rate, I will never make a UG
Has MANT made you guys perpetually tired? I'm aware of the MANTbroken, but those who continue to soldier on, how weary are you?
>>2659373This is me every CM and I do get plat. It's just people have different standards of good enough, and some are way more anal about it. If you have a real life who can blame you. Thing is there are tons of lazy aces out there like that but they're all Xoguris and Bourbons. Just kinda good enough but even good enough of those is still damn strong. A well made one well outperform them...most of the time, but still a pain to deal with.
>>2659376>I do get plat.I don't, that's the problem
>>2659373You'll make a UG for sprint, its easy to rankpad
>>2659373My Throne runs we’re 90% really good apart from like one thing falling short, my best being a glass canon stamlet Palmer that needs to ult or she dies… Which isn’t the worst considering if she doesn’t ult she probably doesn’t win regardless, still would’ve been nice if my power cards gave me even one decent summer training…
>>2659379Then you have to raise your standards of good enough for the acceptable level of plats. This standard is becoming increasingly hard to meet I find, you can only half ass it to a certain extent but you must play the meta in some form or at the very least respect the meta and have a plan to counteract it in some way
Any other parents note worthy for pace and fronts for this up coming cm besides flower and sky?
>>2659344I will also add, I did not know about Egypt's continent until later. I only found Egypt AFTER I had begun my religious war against the Aztecs*(not the Incas, my bad.) I'm confused by the world congress. Doesn't the world congress need to have a relationship string between all of the other nations before it can form? No one knew about the Aztecs before me, but the congress still formed way before that!
>>2659382Not him, but ironically I only get plats when my team ends up not being the meta. It's fucked up. Ends in longs and miles? Never win. Ends and lates in a fucking sprint? Plat. It's crazy.
>>2659380NTA but I don’t give a shit about UG if it doesn’t win. I’ve beaten UG with my S+, if it’s built badly it’s glue.
>>2659382I hate how I even lie to myself, I promised myself to do all borrow runs with throne and I didn't now I no longer have the time, it's fucked
>>2659387>Doesn't the world congress need to have a relationship string between all of the other nations before it can form?Don't quote me, but i think civs can propose emergency proposals between other civs they've met when a warmonger took a city, a natural disaster struck someone, or possibly in your case, another civ converting a holy city.
The team racing event has got me sad over seeing all these UGs and even UFs when I still haven't managed to train a UG myself.
>>2659395At least you've made an SS+...
>>2659390Now here's the reverse situationYou be like me and grind out 5 MANT runs for 4 days in a row and you feel like shit, only one was marginally better and you pray that it's enough. If I lose I'm gonna be in a worse off place if you lose, you know what I mean? Those runs were infuriating, soul draining and barely got jack to show for it. The game refuses to even give me a half decent parent for my efforts. Now I need to flatline again to recover my energy. Grass is always greener and all that
>>2659395Did you look at the decks for most of them? It was all Gutsmaxing shit, but it takes a lot of luck to have them line up to be UF monsters. Just learn the art of gutsmax, and in time you'll learn to hate yourself
>>2659392No, I mean the FULL world congress formed before any of the continents had the ability to traverse ocean tiles.
>>2659395To be honest the UF Taiki I scouted sucks, it barely won any of the races.
>>2659402I had an SS summer taiki in my event team that was an absolute monster and it felt fucking terrible to let her go because she was only 18000 rank.
>>2659402everyone is using it purely for the rank bloat. There's a UF Ogurin too
>>2659399This was my best gutsmaxx as far as training went, and it still didn’t even cap a single stat and I get absolutely railed for skill hints from Akikawa and my inspirations. The UF Taiki with 3x1200 stats and wit only just short of capping as well while doing more races than I did genuinely blows my mind how much luck stack on top.
>>2659398You surely have more plats than me so you at least have something to show for it
>>2659406But what is the value of a plat. Why do (You) value them. Why does any? It's just a sticker for a digital slot machine, why do we lose our minds over it?
>>2659401Don't think crossing the ocean is a hard requirement to forming congress. I'd had games where i've spotted a civ across an ocean by vision alone.
>>2659407It's a proof of your efforts, a platlet needs to explain his efforts a platlord simply shows it
>Amazing Run>No energy for Senior summer, but I do have 4 charms>fucking forget to use a charm on one turn and accidentally bomb a rainbow speed training>get triple mood down punishment and have to use all my cupcakes then and there>get hit by 2 random mood down events and a race fatigue at the end of senior year>still manage a new high scoreHoly shit I fucking hate myself so god damn fucking much. How do I always fuck up like this when it counts. That might have been my first Ug. This shit is going to haunt me. She's at least better than my previous ace, right?
>>2659411But it's all mickey mouse bullshit. As a platfraud I'll tell you as much, I got fucking lucky that's it. Yeah I "tried". But I also lost to bullshit too when I had really strong teams and you see it happen all the time. Just cuz you don't get plat doesn't mean your efforts were for nothing. Also a lot of plats just sit in storage so to speak, never to see the light of day..it's a schrodinger's box thing. Since only one plat can be displayed at any time, who really knows how many plats one person has or doesn't have?
>>2659410You don't understand. No one had seen the Aztecs. The Egyptians and Incas had not seen my continent either. The continents are too far apart to be seen by vision alone, and the only way for them to see each other is by ocean-sailing. I know this because the relationship screen of the Aztecs when I first met them did not remark on any unmet civilizations, which is NOT the case if they had seen anyone else.
>>2659414>Just cuz you don't get plat doesn't mean your efforts were for nothingIt quite literally does, that's the point of CM
>food event>slow metabolism>two turns later see a nice training, buy a cure and take>now at 20-ish energy>another food event on the next turn>slow metabolismYou FAT FUCK
>>2659414Personally I just do it for my girls. It's just to give them glory and see them win it all, it's also the reason I don't play meta. I don't need to bring glory to girls I don't love. Am I insane for treating these fictional characters like they're real people that I'm working hard for? Yeah, but it's simply how I am.
>>2659417But you get stuff for it even if you get 2nd or 3rd. This isn't some Ricky Bobby shit
Shinko Windy!
>>2659425>AIWhy.
>>2659426The value of $WNDY must be lowered
>>2659426It wasn't me this time, I swear.
>>2659430I see, so it really is an anti-Windy campaign. Shame on that anon
>>2659415Oh right I noticed the ais were missing the identities of other civs on their diplomacy screens. I'm guessing you met the Aztecs, which formed the string between them and all the other civs you've met yourself, creating the world congress. Seems congress can convene even when a civ hasn't discovered all other civs From the wiki:>It is common in the first few regular sessions that the player has not met all the leaders in the world. Those unmet leaders still vote, but their identities remain hidden.https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/World_Congress_(Civ6)#MechanicsThat, or congress' convenes the beginning of the medieval era regardless..? Need to actually pay attention to this. Honestly, I've never gave a hoot about diplomacy in congress. The Ai likes you backstab you with emergency proposals and there was one game where Sweden gave me a free diplo win b/c i supported each of their proposals, which gave me enough points to win lol.
>>2659433It convened before anyone had galleys. I was the first one to create a galley and the world congress had convened twice by that point.The world congress is stupid anyways. I don't wanna participate man. Why am I here!?
I just know my XOg is not even going to trigger her ult tonight
>>2659425Looks like Blast Onepiece fused with Windy.
Why has everyone cleared everything in the event but me?
>>2659445Event's funPlus I really wanna get even better umas and raise my score higher, I'm making an all terrain Oguri classic for my captain too
>tracks don't become longer>stamina get biggerJP sisters, explain this
>>2659439Hahaha. Me too. I can't wait to be disappointed.
>>2659414>Also a lot of plats just sit in storage so to speak, never to see the light of day..it's a schrodinger's box thing. Since only one plat can be displayed at any time, who really knows how many plats one person has or doesn't have?I never take off my Hot Springs Legend, I could have all the plats or none, you will never know!I have one
>>2659449stam requirements increase the more power you exert and the faster you become
>>2659447It's fun but they don't give you enough tries, I haven't finished my dex yet and I am still below A rank
>>2659425I know it’s slop but it doesn’t even look like Windy
>>2659449you run faster, therefore you get tired faster
>>2659445Because you refused to raise your umamon with love
>>2659459Based Brock.
>>2659449We need a Steel Ball Run transcontinental race. Could even adapt it to run through Nippon instead
>>2659462>Brock actually tries to woo a girl NORMALLY for once>gets Brock'd by Bitter Glasse and Little CoconPoor Brock.
>>2659462I really wish I could train Bitter Glasse
>>2659445Clearing the event is really easy if you work on the umadex immediately while scouts are cheap/free, instead of going for team ranking.
>>2659467Why not train Shinko Windy instead?
>>265945415 a day is not enough? are you just not buying more with the jelly? I got my dex done today, its easier if you also rotate your captain along with your new scout to unlock more umasAfter you have like 60% of it done, go snag someones UG with as many A aptitudes as possible and they/ll let you win with a captain that has F for the track or distance and then you can use tyour old umas as captain to fill it out faster
>>2659471If she comes in a tenner I will, but Bitter Glasse is brown and that’s just sexier.
>>2659259>>2659313Don't forget the scenario tax card right after Ramonu.
>>2659470I just went after team skills after two days of dicking around and it got me over the hump to S pretty easily
>>2659471As a Windybro I totally get why it's not the same.There aren't any short haired brown tomboy-esque umas and Glasse's design really nails it.
>>2659476>Buying with jellyI tried last night and couldn't. How are you meant to buy the extra tickets?
>>2659462>gorillions of uma>still a simp for ningenbased or cringe?
>>265947615 a day is not enough, yes>>2659470I fucked up there and now I am stuck in B rank with umas not tol expensive but expensive enough that I am advancing really slowly and I might not even make it to the end of the event
>>2659483To be fair, Kashimoto is likely his age while the umas are generally a lot younger. He'd probably try to propose to Maruzensky.
>>2659483You wouldn't a pokemon would you?
>>2659482When you are out of tickets if you try to race it’ll ask you to refresh.
>>2659486Isn't Brock like 16?
>>2659482you get 5 everyday from refresh + 5 from the mission for running 5 races, then you can buy 5 more after you try to race without any more tickets
>>2659483You wouldn't fuck a horse.
>>2659481Great design and they had to go give her a sex race outfit too. It’s not fair.
>>2659492If the horse looked like an attractive woman I absolutely would.
>>2659487That's a /v/ post for those looking.>>>/v/706414228.That fucking post with that sharp text looks like it came from 2007 lol>>2659490I may or may not have forgotten he was 15.To be fair, he has been shown to have a thing for women older than him.
>>2659495https://youtu.be/kFEWLhZzMXY?si=1GGPqkDJ-PqFkH9L&t=63
>>2659496Very true, I forgot he sometimes likes his girls a little bit older. Pretty sure he also likes girls his age though, so I can definitely see him being interested in umas. His pride as a torena comes first, though.
I still only have 23 umas in my dex how did I fuck up this baby-tier event so bad?
>>2659500This neigha only trains his starter for the entire game.
>>2659499>Pretty sure he also likes girls his age thoughI don't recall him actually being interested in anyone that young.I'm pretty sure his obsession with (relatively) older women is probably something along the lines of "I want to give my brothers the mother they don't have" anyways... which happens to also easily translate into "I want to give my sisters(trainees) the mother they don't have."
>>2659501I swear I've been switching but I think I actually bricked the event. How can I be this low IQ?
>>2659506did you grab the team skills. I cleared it with less than 30 with the team skills
>>2659502I'm not gonna go scouring the episodes just to find out who exactly he's hit on, but I'm pretty sure he hit on that Ditto girl who was around their age.
>>2659509Okay well I found this so perhaps he is a bit indiscriminatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rld_PEYbIQ4
>>2659508Not yet, if I perma increase my rank I won't be able to complete the dex with cheap umas right? How did I fuck up this badly this was made for literal toddlers
>>2659511No nigga what the fuck how long have you not been doing this shit just grab the fucking team skills for fuck's sake and be done with it
>>2659512I've been playing every day I just failed the easiest wit check of my life I am so embarrassed
>>2659499>>2659502If Brock was interested in younger girls surely he would’ve sex pested May, Dawn or Lillie at least. So I think we can safely rule that out.
>>2659514He sex-pested ASH.
>>2659513>I am so embarrassed that I’m going to tell everyone how retarded I am!Somehow I doubt your embarrassment.
>>2659513Alright neigha I dont care just go grab the team skills
>>2659514They were 10ish so I don't think they count. Then again, he did go for Ash.
>>2659518This is anonymous, plus I tend to self-flagellate in front of everyone when I fuck up
Wait, team skills?
>>2659522That's not healthy for your psyche to humiliate prostrate yourself in front of everything for every minor slip-up. for your own sake just let it slide, love yourself little neigha it's gonna be alright
>>2659522It's a surprisingly easy coping mechanism to fall into. I often say that I'm going to kill myself whenever I get embarrassed so I know the struggle.
>alright, run finished>we got medium S, capped speed, and as much power and wit as possible>Kita and Bourbon finished their event chains too>only thing left to do is buy skills and-... where's Groundwork?
>>2659523Yeah, by the looks of it you ate them all Fatmond
>>2659524It's part of me now, can't change it, but this talk does not belong here>>2659525Yeah that's what I do, exactly
>>2659526Groundwork is a Falco's propaganda to trick you into MLBing her card, you don't actually need it
>>2659533>How to lose with fronts 101
>>2659530All I'm saying if you don't love yourself, who will? Sounds harsh but thats how it is in this bitch of a world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PtQJEr-Rs Still the best scenario music.
>>2659533I will be gutsmaxxing sprints with Bakushin.
>>2659539Perhaps that is why we are drawn to umamusume. The pixels will radiate false love if we cannot get the real deal.
>>2659540That's some good shit
>>2659543Trust no one, not even yourself...except Special Week, you can count on her
>>2659523These boost your rating, I broke 150,000 without them though so they aren’t strictly necessary >But bro don’t you want to 100% the event?Got all rewards, and I’m never recruiting a Goldshit so I can’t 100% regardless.
holy golshibroken
>>2659539>if you don't love yourself, who willNobody, I've made peace with that
>>2659553
>>2659551It’s only going to get worse considering I already hate debuffniggas and she is just going to make them bigger faggots.
>>2659548 Shinko Windy and Gold Ship are the only ones to cause problems, and even still, they're both dependable when you need it the most.Though, I do wonder how quickly I'd ruin the relations with my umas if I ended up stuck in the game...
>mfw this is this first time I know about the team skill
>>2659558Don't worry, I found out last night and still couldn't find ANY of the umas required to get them.
>/v/ma - Therapy
>>2659557>Though, I do wonder how quickly I'd ruin the relations with my umas if I ended up stuck in the game...Let's be real. Managing one of these horse daughters would be far more demanding than the expertise even so called first rates can provide. Being a good coach for a top athlete, forming a bond, showing up to the track every damn day, making their schedule, negotiating, networking, doing all the busywork that goes along with that all while having to make hard decisions if your uma is injured, when to throw in the towel and delicate training regimes that could make or break your uma. And that's not factoring in the social side of having to deal with their emotions. Something most people would struggle with without having to also manage an umas career. Most of us wouldn't make it and we would fail our umas.
Post your pirate crew.
>>2659557>I do wonder how quickly I'd ruin the relations with my umas if I ended up stuck in the gameYou can't. They were designed for (You) so naturally, they want to help (You) become the best (You) can be so (You) can help them be the best they can be.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R8sD7gmOvY0
>>2659556>waaah those debuffers let people win with other oshi umas and they make my fronts lose waaaahTotal Front Death this July 2nd
>>2659563Which umas would be good therapists?
>>2659569
>>2659568I’m a late main though
>>2659564Oh of fucking course. I'm just wondering how quickly would they realize I wouldn't be able to do it and bail on me.I can certainly be a good friend, but a trainer is beyond me.>>2659566I guess? But they still have their own dreams, and the obvious problem is that I don't think I have the ability to achieve their dreams.There's a reason Spicaman works on a whole ass team.>shortsFFS convert that into a watch?v= pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sD7gmOvY0
>>2659568>Total Front Death this July 2ndthe hag card is right after that, prepare to get raped by frontchads next CM
>>2659573>>Oh of fucking course. I'm just wondering how quickly would they realize I wouldn't be able to do it and bail on me.If they were super driven and motivated and they kept failing races and were frustrated, they might ditch you.But if you chose some NPC uma with low expectations maybe she would stick by your side
>>2659568Nigga please I’ve run into a single person with double debuffers who had a Cafe ace. Everything else was double debuff/XOguri or Bourbon.
>that artist that draws Tickezo as a goofy crybaby cat except for 1 panel where she has the hottest most stacked body everWew lad
>>2659577Every night when I try to sleep, I think about how I failed my own dog. He had low expectations and loved the shit out of me and yet I still have to struggle with that.What I'm trying to say is that I don't think I could do that, even to an NPC. Hell, even if it turned out I raised the second coming of ECLIPSE HERSELF, I don't think I could manage the guilt of not seeing her go just that much further.
>>2659584I'm sure your dog loved you anon. Raising horses IRL is more of a rich people hobby anyhow, they usually pay a bunch of different workers to do all the tasks, it's a whole thing
>>2659568Silence, loserpyoi!
WTF are these TT teams I'm coming up against?>>2659587I do have LIMITED horseback riding and caretaking experience of a horse, so I could probably stumble my way to victory if given the chance.I wish I was a more stubborn kid instead of quitting those lessons. I'd be a better man.
>>2659570is she a major character for that season? if yes I might watch it. idk how she got me twirled around her fingers but she do.
>>2659589Some people don't have a third dirt runner. There's not really any other dirters in the base cast outside of 3*s. If you didn't pick Oguri or Taiki with your freebie, you'd be SOL assuming you didn't have any of the other ones
>>2659585>smurfing in TTWhat is even the point? He's not getting good score from that so it won't even help him retain/promote.
>>2659595She has more screentime than Teio in season 3 but I don't recommend watching season 3. The pacing of season 3 is really /awkward/ to put it quite bluntly, and the things that shouldn't have much focus are given way too much, and the things that shouldn't be given focus have been given whole ass episodes.
>>2659597I'm just more so surprised that you can have a hole; That is, an opening in the MIDDLE of your team, instead of the back.>>2659598Presumably to try to prevent me from upranking or some shit.Jokes on him, I'm going after the B3s because I'm like Doctor Robotnik already have a promotion lined up!
>>2659595Well it depends on how you define major. Most of the focus is on Kitasan and secondarily Dia, but Nature plays in as a sort of mentor when Dia is down and out, but she's not present all the time. She does do the role well enough to where I'd say it's one of the few redeeming elements of Season 3, but I'm not sure if it makes the whole season worth it.
>>2659599how bad can it be? I'm sure I've seen worse
>>2659603They breeze through two legs of the triple crown in episode 1 and spend the first 2/3rds of episode 2 about Kitasan Black just... decompressing and sorting through her thoughts after losing an OFF-SCREEN RACE.
so what card do I burn this on, I only got 1 copy of kittasan black and looking at the difference 1 lb isn't going to do much to improve, I got jack shit in terms of useful ssrs for actual training for context
>>2659605Just save it until you need it
>>2659604I should stress that the writing isn't terrible; The characters work fine and the ideas they had were actually pretty good. The problem is that the story pacing is completely fucked and it gives no time for any of it to breathe. The Satono Diamond arc is very reminiscent of one of the less good arcs in season 2 though, which was nice because it actually had correct pacing a result. Shame it was only 2 episodes long.
>>2659599>Season 3 watch party>gets postponed because nobody showed upFucking eh, did that ever get finished?>>2659603Honestly it's pretty lame especially following Season 2 and is somehow worse than even the kind of dodgy start of Season 1. It's just not a very uplifting plot and doesn't even tie into the real horse's life that well either. If you enjoyed watching the anime you might as well just see Season 3 but Season 2 is actually kino, and Road to the Top's pretty decent, movie is great. Cinderella Gray, also pretty high quality. Season 3? just not that great, but it has some good moments
Haven't seen a watchalong in a while what happened?
>>2659583Share
>>2659608>did that ever get finishedFunny that, I was actually going to announce the next watchparty but I got sidetracked.I'm just waiting for a lull in the world cup right now(see >>2659165.)
>>2659604This is a problem. The races are themselves are very fun to watch even when they were using the shitty 3D graphics in season 1. I found it so weird how they hardly ever showed any of Kitasans races in the actual show and most of it was just her crying or whatever. They just did a really bad job at making her a likeable protagonist.
>>2659610TL;DR: The world cup is in the way of any good times to host a watchparty. Literally NO ONE showed up to the last ATTEMPT of one because of the world cup.
>>2659618Ah shit sorry to hear that, hopefully they come back when WC is over
>>2659611@taishin_315, I thought he was well-known here
>>2659620To be fair, season 3 is also just incredibly rocky so a lot of people who would be interested just aren't.I doubt I would've had a no-show if I done season 2 in the midst of the world cup. Oh well.
>>2659622>declares herself trainer-assistant>explicitly rules out any training>immediately makes date planslol
Why'd you guys suddenly get so active while I wasn't looking?Anyway, if I don't have Seiun, what would be a good uma to run for a generic sprint parent/grandparent? Probably for fronts.
>train a Pacer>FineMo finishes her event chain before the debut raceShe's neck and neck with Ryan in my hatred for her. I demand reparations for the abuse this card has given me.
>>2659625Nishino Flower
>>2659625>sprint parent>frontsIt calls for you, quietly. It is not quiet, because it's whispering, but rather because it is far away, and approaching rapidly... Its name is two syllables, and is sung in rhythm.
>>2659625Taiki is your best bet if we're talking launch umas, but there are no f2p top shelf options for this one
>>2659625I forgot to specify >>2659627Front Runner Nishino Flower parent
>Yutaka-saaaaan, Yutaka-saaaaan suki suki!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
I cannot make Taiki parents because she needs Long and Medium sparks for affinitymaxx and at that point my sparks are all polluted
>>2659633No you don't? remember affinity is changing with the upcoming patch, just laod her up with G1 wins
>>2659633You can skip the long races. Just put the medium sparks on the grandparents and you're fine.
>>2659603I think it's digestible if you just want to see umas, but the other anons kind of nailed it. It really does not put Kitasan in a good light because it puts hardly any emphasis on her accomplishments and focuses heavily on her failures. It makes her feel spoiled, especially when Neicha has to be her emotional support uma. Also suddenly saying she's past her peak in highschool and then treating it like a literal diagnosed medical condition just felt too ridiculous, even with this franchise's consistently warped sense of time.
>>2659632where do they play these ads when I was in jp I didn't see any uma ads on the subway or on youtube ad breaks
>>2659628I'm failing the witcheck on this riddle>>2659629Alas, I also do not have Taiki>>2659630This I can do
>>2659639Is the animepahe watermark a meme like the ifunny watermarks? I keep seeing it on twitter.
>>2659633>affinitymaxxYou might be able to cheese it out with Med C + Long C? My first attempt on a sprint Taiki just won Shuka Sho and two G1 mediums. That said I think you should ignore longs and just get triple tiara
>>2659550>Golshibroken
>>2659625sprint is still paceslop
Somehow. . . I've accidentally trained a WORSE Mayano Top Gun for a role I already had filled by Mayano Top Gun.I live in strange times indeed.>>2659645>spoilerbakushin bakuSHIN BAKUUUSHINSHIIIINYes it's a shitpost, I don't think she's viable. I don't even know how to parent properly.>>2659649No I think that's genuinely just where they're getting the screencaps.
>>2659623I am hoping we can do Cingray, Boane and RTT
>>2659633Dump a bunch of medium sparks on the grandparents and parent her with El/Oguri/Maruzen/etc for dirt G1s instead. Epithet affinity won't exist after the imminent update, meaning you only miss out on the affinity from the Kikuka Sho, Haruten, and Arima Kinen.This is easily made up for by being able to run up to 6 dirt races.
>>2659657good, I can run fronts as the soulful option then.
>>2658904https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2071434917221986406nice CM umakeks
>>2659660I wanted it to be a secret but fuck it: Yeah I'm planning to go through ALL of the uma animated material, including OVAs and movies.
>>2659639>spoilerAnon that's the whole premise of Chiyo's story. These girls burn bright and die out very fast.
>>2659665You're making me feel WORSE about my inadequacies as a non-trainer damn it.
>>2659664One that I think a ton of people glossed over is the BNW OVA. That’d be a fun one for a watch party with all the Dahbyposting
>>2659665I don't know how it's handled in Chiyono's story, but the anime just felt like "I diagnose you with old. There's nothing that can be done. Your life is over"
>>2659665pretty sure it's a plot point in tamano's career too
>>2659670>Hmm this broken bones shtick is getting overplayed>How about..she’s too old!>But John Cygames she’s only 15>EXACTLY SHE’S PAST HER PRIME!
>>265966452 EPISODES OF UMAYON/UMAYURU LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Saved for posterity
>>2659677I have no idea why danchou thought it was okay to say that
I'm going to take really good care of your front spark Seiun anon....
Umayuru watchalong could be hilarious, I unironically find them very funny despite "le japanese humor"
>>2659670This is 100% how it works. You’ll understand once you’re 23+
>>2659676 >>2659681I am down for that!How the fuck am I going to bake subtitles!?
>>2659680This is the biggest doxxing I've ever seen
Season 3 is worth watching just for THAT scene between Kitasan and Neicha. You all know the one.
>>2659670>In Chiyo's career, Chiyo start with a promising future and wins the derby, but immediately after she feels herself get slower and slower. Your role from that point on is to support her and help her overcome the fact that she's past her prime and try to win some G1s. Because it's career mode you can still win every race, but the story very clearly spells out the she doesn't have much time left as a racer.
>>2659680Don't you dare dox my clubmate!
>>2659677But they are dinosaurs?
>>2659670See, this is all Kita's fault for not staying a loli.If she didn't want to get too old to run, she shouldn't have grown up.
This thread is way too comfy right now, can we start arguing abiout something already?
>>2659692I’d main fronts if Kitasan was Nishino Flower sized.
>no one has McQueen againWHYYYYYYY?
>>2659693Fronts rule lates drool! Prove me wrong!
>>2659692The aging of kitasan makes no fucking senseHow did she go from that to full grown in such a short time? Teio, her hero is presumably still enrolled when Kita joins spica as an adult uma but just previous season she was a wee baby.
>>2659693They just gigadoxxed someone
>>2659700We're not really given much info on how the timeline works, but it is implied that there was a fairly large time skip.
>>2659693OkayYour favorite uma is a stupid shit! Whats her name again?
>>2659680This u?
>>2659700It’s the same with Teio and Rudolf, anon. We see loli Teio idolising Rudolf in flash backs and then she’s still at Tracen when Teio is a student.
>>2659697nobody wants to bring down their rating to F with McFlop
>>2659704Maruzensky is her name, you'd best remember it since she's much better than your favorite.
>>2659705>/uma/
the whole race ready thing is a really fucked up way to make an excuse for why racing careers are so short when human athletes can stay in the game for so much longer
>>2659706But Rudolf might as well be the damn principal. It doesnt make sense why Teio would be enrolled as a student along with rest of the spica cast and they are all or most of them are still actively training and racing! None of it makes any sense, it cant be too big of a time gap
>>2659711To be fair, they can still beat humans, they just can't beat other umas once the race readiness passes.
>>2659711To be fair even Tachyon says that uma physiology is fucked up and that they technically shouldn't be able to do the things they do, which is their bodies break down so quickly.
>>2659700Perhaps we're meant to assume that Kita and Dia were growing throughout the two or three years that S2 covers, but the staff didn't want to have to redesign them over the course of the season.
>>2659680Jk, hope you get good use out of her, but mind the doxxing next time plz
Welcome to the Hotel Umapyoia
>>2659716That is fair. They're all teenagers, so it'd make complete sense that they'd hit puberty and look radically different after 3 years.It's very silly, all around.
Is racist Spe worth the hassle? I found out from the event she’s available now
>>2659709You get a pass because I like Maru. Oyasumi
>>2659711I mean when you consider the umas are anthropomorphism of thoroughbreds it does make sense, the racing portion of a thoroughbreds life is an extremely short 3 or 4 years of their normally 25 plus year lifespan
>>2659723Just beeline the spica dates and crash a URA career that has a stam check race with no survivors it's not that difficult.
>>2659700There's a time dilation bubble around Tracen. Kita and Dia aged because they were living outside of Tracen but when they moved into the dorms they stopped aging. As for Maru and CB, they've been at tracen long enough to develop immortality.
Dia grew some mean tits in just a year
GIVE ME (YOU)S NOW!
>>2659725NTA but to me it really feels like umas age quicker, like horses even if there’s some conflicting information around that. The game nor show never quite explains their anatomical differences beyond they’re so strong it can lead to increases risk of injury due to the strain on their bodies. At the very least even if umas have regular lifespans, their careers are short and wreck their bodies
>2659732Here you go, friend!
>>2659732No.
>>2659725yeah, but these bitches ain't dying at 30
>>2659732Give me one good reason to
>>2659737We dont know thator do we? whats the oldest umamusume confirmed age
>>2659693Ok, did we always have a Chiyo avatarfag? Feels like something from the OTHERBOARD
>>2659741TOK
>>2659731She obliged the requests of bigger and sluttier
You are all assuming that there is an internal logic to the umamusume world. It's just an animé that needs to be entertaining.
>>2659734I dunno man. They clearly aren't aging up that much when we're training them, and there's nothing elfish about aging rapidly until a certain point. Also, Air Shakur clearly went through a NORMAL education process, and not an accelerated one, and it's heavily implied Nishino Flower got an absurdly accelerated one(race-readiness aside, she's literally one of the smartest characters in the game.)
>>2659745Oh so that's also why she became the Right-handed Demon
>>2659741We don't have a confirmed age, but Tosho's grandma is an old umamusume.
>>2659737yeah probably not, light hello and sugar light are defo in their 30s, I don't know if it was stated light hello's grandma is alive. I still want to see an uma with grey hairs from aging
>>2659752Yeah, the fact there's a contiguous lineage of umas like that proves they can live for quite a while.
>>2659755But you see, a dog can be 14 but be a senior citizen because a dog doesnt live that long. No uma ages have ever been mentioned. If she looks 30, she might only be half that age. Fact of the matter is uma careers are confirmed to be only a few years. What’s up with that? It’s just not clearly thought out, they didnt put that much logic into the actual lore of umas as a race separate from humans. Left intentionally vague likely as a convenience, but NONE of it really adds up when you actually think about it
Is this finally the long-awaited Architecture scenario?
>>2659741>or do we?Considering Spe-chan seems to be about the only student with a dead mom, we can reasonably assume that umamusume live past 30.
>>2658904>wage naturekek
Mmm... MUN! EI! EI! MUN! IT IS MAMBO MUNDAY!HERES THE MACHITAN RACE!!! OSAKA HAI, FIRM SUNNY, GREAT MOODSBRING YOUR MUN!!!653872936538729365387293
>>2659766Jesus fuck ;__; this is why immortality sucks. I want to hold my wife forever
>>2659768Oh yeah, I trained a Mambo recently...
>>2659771Nevermind, I somehow got them mixed up with another uma.Welp, I've already promised a Mambo so have her anyways...
Just finished Jordan's campaign. It's really dumb and funny
>>2659687they also put a very souped up Maruzensky and CB in Japan Cup and Arima Kinen so you can't win those to hammer that point homewhat a bunch of assholesmaybe it'll be easier in the later scenarios though
>>2659705maybe
>>2659787>dont have enough jims for Cafe>dont buy selector for JordanI feel like SUCH A RETARD for ts sometimes, FUCK! whens the next uma selector?
>>2659792Barring any surprises from Cygames, 2nd anniversary, if I'm not mistaken.
>>2659705>/vg/ sisters are the jongersi... i see...
ay yo NIGGAS remember that finals are today so DO NOT BAKE a new thread until at least 1 hour from finals so we can all posts results and have a good stakes thread :)
>>2659768I finally trained a new, but still mid, Mambo.
>>2659799I'm mid until Tachyon speed.
Air Groove is... cute?
If umas can only race for like three years, why don't they attend Tracen three years earlier so they can graduate and focus on their short-lived athletic career?
>>2659792Jordan...
Does this thing ever refresh? What's the point of it lasting six thousand years?
>>2659804what
>>2659313I WILL be rolling for Windy and luckshit Ramonu with anni gibs
>>2659804But, they do race more? The first three years is "the most crucial part of their career" but they keep racing afterwards (mostly), like McQueens good ending epilogue where she keeps racing and is very good at it, for example.
>>2659804They're only in the twinkle series for three years, after that they go to the dream trophy league.
>>2659808Too based for /v/ma
>>2659804Its how IRL horses work. Seeing horses live up to 30 years, 3 years for them is 10 years for us, give or take.
>>2659717It was just random, I saw the best uma on the list and thought it was funny. I wouldn't be surprised if your list fills up after people realize you need front sparks for certain uma
You race against rivals that have obviously been racing more than three years in some careers. Don't overthink it too much or else you'll be confused why there's so many Derby winners in the Derby itself.
>>2659766This is something I’ve thought about, I want to marry Palmer and propagate the Mejiro clan but I don’t want to die and leave her alone.
We're all gonna die...
>>2659823Yeah dw, I don't really mind that much. I honestly never thought she'd see any use since the blues are kinda bad and the affinity could be better, I just use her to mutate Fuji into a Front. Hope she works well for you!
Anyone getting potential Woman's and her friend's alt coming up?https://litter.catbox.moe/v6lihsd0j3srwz5x.jpg
The JP scenario looks ridiculous. What exactly does a ramen shop have to do with racing?
>>2659827
Are you ready to get your Leo cup 1st place?
>>2659375i simply got into a rhythm that worked for me, sometimes i even feel anxious when I don't use all my borrows
>>2659847My best win rate percentage on an ace is less than 1/4. I expect bronze.
>>2659841After dealing with USA umas, our umas need a season to deniggerify themselves.
>>2659839They're cute but Mackie's baby do- I mean swimsuit is more important, and not long after that we get the Tachy+Hello banner.
>>2659855Steampunk banner is after that, tho
>>2659839looks like a downgrade
>>2659847I’ll come third and I’m content with that. Still nervous to see if matchmaking gives me a sliver of hope or just throws me into a meat grinder though.
>>2659839I’d like Taishin but she needs to come on a tenner or go in the spook bank.
Say...what if i take Gold City...and stick her with 7+ other pacers in lobby?I can get daring strike on a pacer.
>>2659876I’m probably doing it even if she wasn’t getting buffed.
>>2659876Daring strike is end only
>>2659879I literally linked her unique, which is inbuilt daring strike.
Anyone else doing glue runs to complete the Umadex?
>>2659876The problem is it only triggers when you are not in a winning position so it might be a situation of "when losing, lose less" but i we can't know for sure unless you test it.
>>2659884I got all the rewards, I don’t have time for glue runs when I probably need to try and get out at least one semi decent sprint parent of my own with how bare bones the chrono borrows seem to be.
>>2659886It triggers second half of the race when your are going to overtake though, it’s a gamble but it could just be a mid-race boost if it hits early?
>>2659888I should make a Taiki parent as well and I am unsure of both if it's too late now and what grandparent and great-grandparent setup to use. Anyone who's done it can share?
>>2659886Sure i'l make one or two Gold Cities during the week. Also we do have issues already>SFV>Flowering bosomBoth are accelerations not for the leading uma.You are literally in a position where "when losing, win" is a possible gamble.
>>2659896>You are literally in a position where "when losing, win" is a possible gambleI suppose you're right. It's definitely worth a try. Sprint seems to be oshi central.>>2659894The main problem would be the position requirement. If you make her too strong she might not trigger her ult.
Oh boi. Its truly becoming "fast learner or glue" territory.>>2659902If she is too strong then her position is fine and she doesnt need it.
>>2659904Fast learner is the biggest mistake of this game and im surprised japs haven't complained about it
>>2659906Yeah i'd agree on that. RNG on distance i can stomach but fast learner is truly an oddity.
>>2659909you can increase your chances of getting distance with sparks and affinity, fast learner is complete RNG even with the mant shop and it's the difference between an SS+ and an UG, I can't imagine how bad it gets in later scenarios
I'm so sick and tired of losing races to umas with half or a third of my stats. This retarded nigger scenario cannot end soon enough.
>>2659914You can guarantee it on Mayano and her catgirl alt is great.
>>2659915Don't worry, anon. You'll keep losing to mobs with half your stats even in future scenarios.
Playing around in the umalator and I can't find a single good pace inherit for next CM. Budding gives a length, plancha is worthless. Are there really no good inherits?
I fear in the back of my mind that GL won't be enough to save /v/ma
>>2659796most people in our jong lobbies are /v/ma neighasalso noticed that many of them happen to be REALLY strong trainers actually
>>2659928>/v/ma is dying....one year of this and you people still do this
>>2659927budding blossom and SfV goes on every pace, check Hakuraku
>>2659933It's funny when there's no post in 5 minutes and someone posts "/v/ma is dead... it's dober..." over that
>>2659937Maybe it's just me being too used to the 3.5 lengths from angling, mpb, pump etc. Both of those only give a single length.
>>2659933>>2659938It's not that it's because of the MANTbroken, the flatliners and the people being driven away from the game by stupid arguments here
>>2659902>The main problem would be the position requirement. If you make her too strong she might not trigger her ultLiterally me last CM barely coming second because my Kingu didn’t get to ult.
>>2659940shorter tracks means shorter lengths but accels are still a big priority
>>2659940Blossom is 1.8 lengths for me, are you sure your two umas are otherwise identical?Also lengths are an absolute unit, effectively 1.9L in a 1200m race = 3.8L in a 2400m race.
weakest TT uma inspiration
>>2659930jong and uma are both rng hell where you constantly have to pick the better of several nearly identical options to get good results and then you lose anyway, if you're good at one you're probably good at the other
>>2659950Yup, two identical blank slate taikis.
>>2659957yup yup, doing the right the thing and still losing is what umamusume is all about
>>2659943Well we all knew this was gonna happen. It almost killed every server it was deployed in. It was scheduled. Some people won't come back. Maybe we'll have to fuse some clubs. But the thread as a community is imo thriving still.Stupid arguments are inevitable. Since it's an anonymous forum you can't identify bad actors. It's part of the course. Some people get really pissy about trying to control other people. I think the control tards have to be shamed. They turn the thread uncomfy over non-issues. You can't control a mass of anonymous posters. Imo all you can do is lead by example. Be an excellent anon and others will follow.
Not half bad considering this is my 2nd try at making a Taiki ace. Need to cap wit tho.
>>2659958>taikisThat's why then. I was comparing on a non-Flower, non-Taiki uma. Taiki already has accel herself so the additional accel has diminished returns.
My starting stock of 2/3* sprinters isn’t great but it’s a start?
>>2659953Boost your luck stat.
>>2659957It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
>>2659964>Need to cap wit tho.You really don't. Your skill proc chance barely increases past 900, pacers don't need to pass wit checks to enter pace-up mode like fronts do, and the gain on average target speed rolls has shitty scaling (an average increase of 0.13% in target speed going from 900 to 1200 wit).
>>2659966One of these is URA and one is unity, im completely boned
>>2659972Still need better skills.I got fast learner but I got fuck all for skills that I had to pick disorient and lucky 7.
>>2659973Time to use turf parents gwo
I'm both surprised there is uma and warhammer fanarts and at the same time that there is too little.
>>2659983Do Nips even play Warhammer?
>>2659997JUST
>>2659997Damn who is the cutie on the right?
>>2659999Narita Top Motion
>>2659999Rough Motion
Threw together a random deck and I'm already in love with gutsmaxxing.
>>2659991Sometimes
Apparantly Justaway's owner is a Super Sentai writer
I need a Falco guts build for CM16
>>2659904It already feels like it's FL or glue on Global. Most people can't b bothered in MANT but I think GL will make FL very important
>first time in silver room>deal in twicefuck my retarded gambling lifewhich uma should i run to blow off steam?>>2659960see picrel
Just saw this kino on xitter
>Rough Motion>Coarse Motion>1:1 Motion>Fine Motion>Very Fine Motion
>>2660031As punishment for your foolishness, I sentence you to Haru Urara MANT career, no gluing, mutate her into an End
>>2660033>half of the sprinters are mid asf>the other half are SEXOKINO>with little to no middle groundwhy did they do it this way?>>2660037noooooooo
>>2660039In SprintCASINO you either win or you loseIts that simple
>>2660039You need the midumas so the sexoumas can stand out anon, same reason why we don't have more glass wearing umas
>>2660053makes sense, though i wish we did have more glassumas..
>>2660053Yeah because girls with glasses are so fucking ugly that they make you not even want to look at them
Is Daring Tact the oldest non-playable uma featured in support art? Why the fuck she isn't playable yet on JP?
>>2660056Danchou kill this man
>>2660022seems pretty miserable to me right now honestlyi reckon you'll need huge power sparks and a probably a wit SSR of your ownim running kita, wit bourbon, wit marvy, SSR guts nano, guts ayabe and im borrowing guts bakushin not going well so farbut again, if you dont have really great sparks tailormade for sprint falcon youre gonna get cancer aids trying to build this
what inherits do you even want for fronts on sprint?does barcaroles effect just get swallowed cause you accel at the same exact time?
Attention, Doto is no longer fuzzy. That is all.
>>2660073You don't do fronts on sprint, simple as.
>>2660076Man he looks a lot less scuffed without that fur
>>2660073Fronts are dead other than the bird. This is a pace CM, they have an 80% WR.
>>2660078but i do and i will
>>2660076What a handsome gent.
>>2660082
>>2660073Hakuraku jumbled the skills, they all have angling but no consistant second inherit.
Are there still bugged restets in Umamon mode or can I do them along the day?
>>2660059She's in this weird spot where her story is tied to Almond Eye and Contrail but Contrail isn't out yet. She and Contrail are also triple crown/tiara horses and those are basically half/full-anniversary only so they don't want to just randomly throw her out. I'm not sure why they revealed her so early if they weren't going to fast track the rest of her generation.
if they buff on your left before the cm it's over for you nerdsand by over i mean i will run 1 late as a backup incase the paces get screwed out of 3rd-4th since if a late gets far enough forward to deactivate oyl something has gone terribly wrong
Has anyone tested this it looks like it could potentially be really strong.
>>2660103Thats like OG mayano unique, no? That one is really inconsistent.
>>2660064I tried this with wit/power sparks. I was thinkingn of dropping Nano for Urara and Biko for Kita while borrowing Bakushin. I'll have to gamble on 1k power and wit from the inherits. Prof and corner cunny along with generic mid race should build a decent lead
JP bros, hows the new scenario lookin?
>>2660078Well, I'm going to train three front runners anyway, because it's been my favorite running style since release. I guess all the frontbroken anons will start calling me a so/v/lful oshibro now, right?
>Random ass Maru run with no thought put in>Fast Learner pre-debut from event>Maybe I can just skill pad and get my first UG>Kitasan and NTR refuse to cooperate
Complete choice paralysis for the Sprint CM.
>>2660116you know that 2 speed 2 stam thing? that was all bullshit3 speed 1 stam is what you should be doing since it gets you enough power, shittons of SP and doto alone is enough for your stamina needsas for the scenario itself it feels a lot more lenient than BD so that's a plus
>>2660119Never listen to those niggas just follow your heart always.
>>2660108wit genuinely needs to be at or near cap and power too since theres a fat uphill late race. gutsbuild looks very hard to me
>>2660123>mr. cleat was a dumb lying nigger that was recommending 2 stam in the pakalivemore reason to hate the faggot
>>2660123Mr. Cleat seems to take after Tazuna.
>>2660129Mr. CHADt doesn't minmaxx, he simply has fun
Melt Mr. Cleat down
>>2660132i have no clue how you can have fun with 2 stam cards, stats or no stats.
Suzu.. Suzu....
What do i do i only have one locked uma left but i don't want to brick my account...
>>2660137Suzucook....
>>2660137How is a part time job serving (and eating) junk food supposed to make you faster?
>>2660141Tracen has been selling umas as free labour since we were working at Akikawa's plantation
>>2660145I thought umas would get fuck you money from sponsors and idolshit
I forgot to my team trial races before the tally and missed my daily, my account is bricked...
>>2660141>actual ramen>junk foodumassad is already locked on to your location
STOP THE COUNT
>>2660146Well considering that umas have thus farBeen working in Akikawa's plantationBuild up infrastructure of her island or somethingHelped a hot springs inn in some vague way that I don't know aboutAnd are now running ramen business
>>2660141>>2660151umaJPdacchis had this to say
>>2660139Just do whatever you'd do if you didn't have any locked umas leftI've personally been going through each legend race once with my oshi to fill out her trophy room
>>2659991Some do but GW minis are way too fucking expensive compared to all the plastic stuff japs have access to
>>2660153So we could say... Creatively bankrupt??
>>2660162>cygames are bankruptEOS NOW!!!
>>2660149I consider anything that can easily fatten me junk food
>>2660073Angling and something like mcqueen for carryover
>>2660153>can cygames just do whatever they want and the fanbase will just eat it up?this but unironically, i love it
>>2660073Angling and fuji's unique should work i think. Try also getting final push from your hint
>>2660170>make gameplay fun>people like itquite literally all it takes, really
>Tazuna's new card is just hanging out with all the old pal characters (everyone shows up! Ryoka, Riko, Tucker, Sugar Lights, etc) having sex with them, going out on dumb SOL adventures and reminiscing about youth>Also, once again soft confirms tazuna is an umaOH YEAH THIS SHIT IS PEAK
>>2660162What else could they do that would keep the Japs spending while Global catches up? Can't go too hard into foreign races since Japs don't give a shit about them expect France
>have to stalk the 9*turf maru parentMaaaaaaaan
>>2660177Steel Ball Run but it's a country-wide race through Japan
>>2660176I start foaming at the mouth and shaking uncontrollably whenever I look at ryoka
>Calstone on the right, speakingkek
Plancha works in cm16?
>>2660176>Sugar Lights sexYou better not be lying faggot
>>2660187Way too delayed to be useful, earliest it can proc is halfway through the late race
>no items to heal skin outbreak>click infirmary>it doesn't workI can't fucking take this anymore
>>2660188Can paraplegics even feel pleasure?
>>2660188Hold fast fellow Sugar Lights bro we'll be saved next scenario. It'll be the Love Hotel scenario and she'll be the pal card.
>>2660195Yes.
>>2660177>since Japs don't give a shit about them except FranceForever Young vs Finger will get them hyped for american races, screencap this post
>>2660199How??
>>2660031>>2660037dogshit, but i expected worse. 31 races/22 winsend with turf C is no joke
>>2660196Iirc there is a love hotel close to one of the race tracks irl and in-game the building is visible in the background of one the racetrack. I have know idea why i retained this information.>>2660201Love finds a Way
>Missed the TT window thanks to TALLYINGFuck, my account's unironically bricked now
>>2660200Horse named finger:
>>2660204Happened to me so many times that I instantly remember to do TT before tallying starts (5h before daily reset)
>>2660195https://youtu.be/9PraO2XXRUI
>>2660195IIRC she's not 100% crippled, she can get up and walk short distances but can't do it for very long.
Next CM will be my first time gutsmaxxing, what cards are even good for it and how are decks built? I know ayabe is a good guts card, but that's all I know about it.
>>2660206Finger winning would be very funny
>>2660214Haru if you can handle the friendship, bakushin.You can also use Seeking the Pearl if you want 30 energy + ending her event (and she can give you uma stan)
>>2660214Ayabe, welfare Yeppers, borrowed Bakushin, shop Urara, i think Ikuno Feetctus is the best raw stats guts card
>>2660214Post what you got, figure most people will run something like 1 speed 3 guts 2 wit
>>2660211What the actual fuck>>2660213Oh I see, but I still wonder if those people that actually don't feel anything can feel pleasure. Maybe Sugar's is very dampened or something?
>>2660214Guts Bakushin is the borrow to use for the skill, I kinda hate using her though because she's another agemasen card. From what I remember, I was doing 1 speed, 2 wit, 3 guts last time, it can be easier/harder depending on growths, I strongly recommend a wit card with speed growth because of it although the options that paces have for that are limited.
>>2660211Lmao. As both a fucking nerd and a disabled uma, Sugar Lights must be into some kinky shit.
>thinking about using a booster for finals>completely forget about it>registrations closeduhhhh soulless strat, your plat is fake if you use a booster
>>2660188Sugar Lights is so for (You) that she bangs the trainer in every single mechamusume route despite not having a scenario card though.
>>2660219>>2660221>>2660228>borrow bakushinNo throne? Scam card of the century kek.>>2660223picrel
>>2660235It's a sprint CM and Throne's skill is medium.
Haven't paid attention to uma in a while. Someone explain the new events?
>>2660235Throne is for longer MANT races, aka none left. Called the SSR Toilet for a reason.
>>2660234What about my consent bro. What if I just want to date ardan in peace
>>2660235I think throne is an okay cope, because holy fuck do I never want to use an agemasen card again. Especially fucking here. Trust me, you are NOT getting Speed Star and Guts Bakushin skill in this race at the same time. I'm still traumatized from what Bamboo Memory did to me.
>>2660235Try Kita, guts Yeppers, Ayabe or Urara, wit Marvey, wit Tachyon borrow Bakushinshame about no finemo but should work either way
>>2660237Umamon is about building your team by capturing other people's umas. Really fun. You can try catching them all but you get all the rewards by just buying giga umas. Try to catch as many girls as possible since you get bonuses for score, which lets you buy way more often. Like a snowball effect. You can do it in like 4 days. You get 15 races per day between refill, jellies and the daily questI rate it a 9/10 event really fun.The other is just the transfer event2/10 the emotes are cool I guess
>>2660237The newest event goes like this>Train your uma musume>face off against other teams>if you win against the other team you get points>you can use those points to steal ONE uma that belongs to that trainers team>climb the ranks and complete the umadexAre you ready to be a master toreina san?
>>2660243What about simply getting Firm Menace from NTR?
>daily singleWHATS IT GONNA BE
>>2660252VILLAIN
>>2660252THERE GOES MY HERO
>>2660252THE FACE
>>2660252Tazuna's ass is so fucking fa- I mean, the FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2660252
>>2660252RELEASE THE TEIO
>>2660252WITH THIS SUPER LUCKY 7 I CURSE YOU WITH FUKU ALT
>>2660252NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Air Shacute>It's not like I take care of her or anything. Dummy!
>>2660264>fukuposting>cursing someone>the curse is getting fuku
>>2660265She gets buffed to good eventually.
>>2660265Saved account
>>2660265BasedTime to become ugly bastard and win the sprint CM
>>2660265DANCHOU, GET THIS MAN TO DER/V/ ASAP
Anon hit on his daily so mine will be a 1*, hate to see it.
>>2660265Splendid.
>>2660265Another trainer to her Harem
>>2660276It will be air shakur and you will like it
>>2660282Nyo, it will be Urara.
>>2660265
>>2660282I need to hit on Air Shakur
>>2660287I need air shakur to hit me
Told you so
>>2660289>>2660287wtf, both are true
>>2660282>used my tickets on Air Shakur>got haggedIt's not fair...
>>2660289I need Air Shakur to sit on me
>>2660295What are the odds!!
>>2660296Stuck working in Fine's ramen shop is Shakur's personal hell
>>2660298I straight up forget maruzensky has massive titties sometimes
Doing some publics and sometimes I see some completely crazy shit
Finally a copeable Grandparent
>>2660298Cygames wants you to go and enjoy your life in the nearest bubblyland and have fun with friends/family instead of doomposting on a mongolian imageboard.
>>2660307I'm not doing any serious runs until I get my gold shards to MLB Ayabe.
>>2660307How the fuck did that monster do?
>>2660312Same, but I'm doing practice runs with her regardless as I need to get the hang of gutsmaxxing.
>>2660307I'm sure she's tearing shit up with her Prepared to Pass and Corner Connoisseur!!
>>2660310Too bad for them, I have no friends and I have no family. I only have this increasingly longer list of careers I haven't played. You can add Kitasan too technically since I only played hers in MANT.
>>2660313Horrible lmao, build is just statpadded and has some terrible skill choices
>>2660265THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE!
>Go against some guy in TT that has "Smart Falcon Fanclub" as his title>See his Falco is SS+>Assume I'm gonna lose the dirt section because of that>Not only did my half assed Falco I made yesterday beat his, but my Oguri with dirt B beat it as well>Check out his FalcoI'm not very good at making fronts, but bruh what is this
TAZUNA YOU WHORE GIVE ME SOMETHING USEFUL TO ACTUALLY BUY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>2660322Stat Padcon
>>2660322It's a bit concerning his own Oguri lost to that
This should have been the OP image for every thread for the duration of MANT.
When the fuck do I get to see fronts win.
I don't have a single copy of Guts Ayabe... Why was I cursed like this? I can't build for Leo
>>2660335Bruh just do a regular build
>>2660335It's sprintcasino you don't need to tryhard it.
>>2660335Neigha hasn't done a single run and is already dooming. Your guts yeppers? Your pearl? Your haru? Your kwaboli? Your groovy?
>>2660335I somehow got 1LB NTR and 0 Ayabes
>mfw this cm is the last time I'm going to be using my MLB Topro and MLB Guts AyabeSo long dear friends, thanks for coming in a single spark
>>2660335gutsmaxing is a meme we literally just went through the gutsmax central CM and regular umas did fine
>>2660340>he got NTR'd by NTR
>>2660339They all pale in comparison to Guts Ayabe, it's the best Guts card in the game.So I doom>>2660342Why is everyone saying yo Gutsmaxx for sprint (and doing it)? I feel like I'll get fucked if I don't
What is the hidden stat threshold for the speed boost this CM?
>>2660345Because getting max speed power and good enough wit is really easy. Might as well gutsmaxx to help during duels.
>>2660345It's "easy" to gutsmaxx in sprint because you can ignore stamina existing. Trying to gutsmaxx in med/long is miserable. It's still painfully RNG strategy and I gave up trying long ago, I can never get good guts rainbows.
>>2660308I'm playing a completely different game than the rest of you. My grandparents are fucking Unity Umas with like 3 whites and applicable distance sparks and the blues could be what the fuck ever.
>>2660347None on this track
I am aware guts benefits front runners due to a longer spot struggle. But does it do anything else for them?
>>2660345gutsmax if you struggle to hit your stat threshold otherwise or if you have a killer deck with strong skills on your guts cards (you don't)
Turf or Sprint S?
>>2660339your power stat?
>>2660360Mathematically sprint is better but it's a very minor difference between the two
>>2660358Guts decreases your stamina use late race and increases your speed in last spurt. This is on top of potential duels though the effect is quite small.
>>2660360Sprint but both are really good.
>>2660360fast learner>>>sprint s>turf>
>>2660367Trvkium
>>2660360Sprint, but it doesn't make a huge difference. Turf S is only better when you have garbage options for accels, which isn't the case for this CM.
>>2660369Fronts only have 0.2 tho
>>2660361Im running bigger and sluttier taiki so with 30% growth im fine
>>2660373is power stored in the breasts?
>>2660375How do you explain Gimlet's 30% power growth?
>>2660375Gimlet also has +30% and she's pretty tiny
>>2660348If you use a guts deck getting max speed and wit becomes way harder. Especially if you don't have Ayabe>>2660351I feel it's still miserable to try and get speed and especially capped wit
>>2660375No but wit is
>>2660385Why does shakur have 30% wit growth then?
>>2660385>shakur has +30% wit growthexplain
>>2660375>>2660379>>2660381>>2660387Stamina is stored on the breasts
>>2660379>>2660381the eyepatch seals away her powers, she would have gigantic honkers if she wasn't wearing it
>>2660392>mcqueen is a stayerBREASTS DONT HOLD ANY STATS!!!!!!
>>2660392>cafe
>>2660341Is solo NTR viable in a guts deck?
Time to watch Nipland beat Hueland hopefully. See you lads umaposting on /sp/
>>2660396McQueen is one overeating session away from growing massive>>2660397That's a trick, she is skinny and frail the actual stamina is stored in the ghost friend's massive shadowy titties
>>2660416Running a single speed card with 35 special prio sounds painful.
>>2660416Yeppers, but PoC is better
HOW
>>2660424Big Horse?More like Big STUPID
Found this earlier for agemasen gold skills in case anyone didn't know about it.
>>2660424People call my oshi stupid when other girls are doing this^
>>2660416I've run her in all my Gutsmaxx in the last months, she worked really well. With decent Guts luck +2-3 Speed summer rolls with her rainbow and a random uma I was capping without problems. Her landing on guts, rainbow or not, is also big stats
Why did it get quiet suddenly
>>2660432I kinda want to snipe this guy someday, just for fun
>>2660446Im watching the world cup bro, we are all umaposting in the sticky
>>2660432Knowing this is just going to trigger me when I am capped speed late and FineMo still gives me prepared to pass
>>2660446im playing other gachas
>>2660424Homer Simpson ass horse
>>2660455It depends on the stat of the card in question. FM always fails for me because for some reason she always finishes the chain really quickly and I have fuck all wit at that point.
>>2660446I'm sleepy.
He TANKED that
Being forced to use this kusocard is like a marriage of convenience
>>2660463>grab a blanket>"Boo im a ghost"is she stupid?
>>2660465>is she stupid >uma musumeYes
>Haru ohayos and Neicha oisus are slowly being replaced by oji-san spamWake up sheeple! This is genocide!
>>2660432What exactly is the source for this claim? I couldn't find it in the google dockey.
>>2660469Can't top the greats!
>>2660469>using club shat at allshan't
Someone host the celebratory japan DAHBY race in the sticky
Why did they waste this peak design on a mob uma
>>2660476math focused uma slop(?)tuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgTwzm0_Oc
MAAAAAMBOMUNDAY!!!!WE ARE AT 10 MUNS!!! COME JOIN653872936538729365387293
does anyone have the falcoball image
>>2660486I got this
GOALLLLLLLLLLL
UH OH BRAZIL
BRAZILTELL ME HOW IT FEELS
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRAZIL
>this thread rn
>niggerball
>>2660504>>2660502>>2660500>>2660497>>2660492>>>/sp/
I finally got the 3 team skills and my Umadex is at 37, what do I do now?
>>2660505that was yesterdaytodays different
>>2660508>He doesn't know
>>2660509Get S
>retards are going to spam shitball againAlright, I'm out until reset
JAPANESE DERBY2400 METERSFIRM CONDITIONSGREAT MOODBRING ONE (1)GIVE THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE RISING SUN YOUR FUCKING ENERGY73966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>7396640073966400>73966400
>>2660521SHIT IM AT THE PUB BRO
I know barely anything about soccer but shitposting in the sticky is so fuckin fun
What do we get if Japan wins the World Cup?
Alright, while everyone else is drooling over goyball, tell me your future pull plans.
>>2660533ALL IN ON PEARL
>>2660533Tachy and LH because scenario taxThen Pearl
>>2660532a gay orgy
>>2660513Wouldn't that make completing the Umadex later very expensive?
>>2660533LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
>>2660533i dont fucking know manim really torn up about it
>>2660539You get nothing for doing that
>>2660543But it's fun!
>>2660533
>>2660533the banners at 0 i might pull on if my luck is good enough before, otherwise those are the ones ill guaranteed pull on
>>2660533I’m only rolling the essential cards until Festival Teio. Then I’m going all in. I need Cheval, Biko, Duramente and Transcend.
>>2660533>Tachy/Hello Light>Machan>Festival Tama and Inari>Paypig for Maruzen card for the paid selector and uncap gem it>Really want blaze brian, helios, CB, and Festa but they are almost certainly going to get crunched outI am so fucked.
>>2660533Green is want/consider pulling.Blue is must have.https://files.catbox.moe/iam5tq.png
>>2660533>luckshit Summer Goldship>all in on Tachyon speedTrust me it will work
>>2660533This is the only part of my pull plan set in stone; everything from 2027 is a clusterfuck what support cards to get and how I will be able to afford umas.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30061-biwa-hayahidewhat is this dogshit card and why didn't we get it
Who's his oshi?
>>2660551Fuck I need CSS here too?
>>2660533probably should do 400 on guts orfevre and i'm reconsidering rolling on speed maru, we'll see how gl shakes out with lb0 from the selector and there's a bunch of chances to roll on her again
>>2660533Tachyon bannerOne of the Maru banners, can't decide whichMaybe I can sneak Yukino in hereFestival InariKitasan WhiteKS Miracle (card)Ramonu (card)RubyProbably Ardan's alt
>>2660563How did your seiun rolls go?
>>2660560
>>2660560Maruzensky, Creek, etc.
>>2660567>>2660568I would say Rice because she is such a VILLAIN
>>2660559That card was probably one of those you got for buying the a Blu-Ray release of something, came with a code in the case so we will never get it
It's time for a slightly delayed Mejiro Monday, celebrating the greatest household name in Umamusume! Join with up to 2 Mejiros!Nakayama, 2200m, summer, sunny, firm895207288952072889520728
Barely keeping afloat at 30k carats is terrifying.
>>2660566got her in 90, had to go to 200 for brian who i actually wanted morei have a decent carat buffer otherwise i would have skipped it and gotten them from dailies, but two umas i wanted is hard to pass up
>>2660573I don't understand the sentence in pic related
>>2660576She yeps from there.
>>2660576She yeps from there
YUTAKA SANYUTAKA SANSUKI SUKIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
I love this fat fuck so much bros
>>2660533Sex with Mejiro McQueen.
>>2660533Here's the part I'm 100% confident about (plus Duramente SSR which I'm willing to skip if I get unlucky on the free pulls), with room left for extra umarolling if neededI'm less certain about most of the banners after this, since there are some cards where I don't know their exact shelf life and/or don't know whether I'd safely be able to skip them
>>2660583>>2660586Yepmind
>>2660533Festival InariBlaze BrianHokkoCBHopefully 3LB (+crystal) Tachyon fairly easily and of course Ramonu Wit.
Starting some parent runs with Nishino Flower and I forgot how busted her growth rates are, what is this tiny baby doing with +15% Speed and +15% Power
>>2660583>>2660586What is yepping and from where?
>>2660602Yeppers is yepping from her yepper.
>>2660393Got a spark saved up for the scenerio tax banner and everything else is being banked for Ranmonu and Godesses. Festival Inari might get a cheeky tenner.
>>2660545Looking at this I'm rather optimistic on my Uma pulls won't rape me
>>2660602You gotta ask Yepyano
>>2660572the last time I played a mejiro career was when I made a ryan for scorpio
>>2660602You can't just ask a girl where she yeps from
I kinda wanna watch the WC too, any links bros?
You can't make me want to fuck yeppers
I FUCKING KNEEL NGUBU-SAMA
>>2660589Many are saying this.
>>2660616WHAT'S YEPPING
>Brazil woke upIts dober
>>2660573bro im at 105k and i feel like im not gonna make it
I don't know anything about sports but I hope we go to Brazil
ITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBER
IT'S YEP>WHAT IS YEP?IT'S YEP>WHAT IS YEP?IT'S YEP>WHAT IS YEP
STOP HAVING FUN IN /SP/ DO CAREERS
Hydration break when
>>2660533life is suffering
START THE DERBY RACE ALREADY YOU FAGGOT
This game is so fucking good bros.
You know what else will start soon? THE MUNDAY RACE!!!WE ARE AT 14/16The race will start in 30 minutes unless some other anons would like to join!653872936538729365387293
>>2660652Hydration break now, Starting!!!!! Good luck to all participants.
>>2660644Id rather them have fun in /sp/ than post about SOCCER here
I have front slop fatigue
>>2660667>SOCCER
>>2660669Well, good for you, fronts suck in the next CM
>>2659328i think he could run faster than sugar lights if he really wanted to
Congratulations to AGNES DIGIGOAT FOR WINNING THE /SP/ DAHBY!!!!!!! LOOKING GOOD AND GOOD LUCK TO OUR FUARKING HEROES
>>2660679WE WUV YOU DIGIGOAT
>>2659328>*chuckle* "I'm sure you could!"Neicha, aren't you supposed to be good at this sort of thing?
>>2660679OUR HEROES!!!!!!
>>2660679TOUTO MISSIONI'LL BE ZA WALL
>>2660679>Neck>HeadWow that was close
>>2660679literally perfect poc and radiant star activation and it still wasnt enoughturf S medium S 3200 sp worth of skills btw
>>2660679I joined a footballnigger room?
>>2660644I'm doing a career right now!
>>2660679What a fucking KINO race, always nice to see /sp/bros join too.
>>2660694Yeppers, you WUV Messi now
>>2660627Not much, what's yep with you?
>>2660627It's when a country uma sticks her tongue under the skin and swirls it around the head with such skill that it makes you go YEP
potential borrows for the Sprint CM>Speed Bakushin: 10RB, strong stat stick, after the update Turbo Sprint is going to be an amazing gamble, lots of sprint hints; potential downside: you might not need any more accel skills depending on your uma(?)>Guts Bakushin: 10RB, great Gold skill with carryover potential (Agemasen), great sprint hints, guaranteed GW; downside: gutsmaxing is cancer, Gold skill is agemasen>NTR: no explanation needed>Fuku: lol>Guts Pasa (for pacers): Speed Star, great white hints; downside see guts Baku>Throne: 10RB, best stat and SP dispenser in the game, PP for fronts; downsides: useless gold skill, stats are easy to max for sprints, not many good white hints>Daiwa power (for pacers): 10RB, Neck and Neck is going to be amazing after the update, okay white skills; downsides: borrowing a power card is a waste>Neicha wit (for lates): 15 RB, the update is going to buff OYL, great stat stick; downsides: bad hintsPersonally i'm torn between guts or sprint Baku. Did i miss any other useful sprint cards?
>>2660712>Turbo Sprint is going to be an amazing gambleX Doubt, you're banking a lot on a potential what if.bas it stands straightway accels are gonna be really fucking bad for the CM
It's easier to find shiny pokemon than to find Tosen Jordan.
>>2660712Actually, how would the Curren Wit card be? She has 10% RB, she has a gold Sprint skill but I have no idea how good the skill actualy is.
>>2660712Goldshit proves once again she's a fucking RETARD
>>2660713>after the update
>>2660712>after the update Turbo Sprint is going to be an amazing gambleI dont think we're getting any balance changes aside from the ones already announced
>>2660715Should have rolled for her then
>>2660715 (Me)Oh RIP. This better still be here when the tickets refresh. She's my last one.
>>2660720You will lose to whoever hit the insta-proc accels.
>>2660720You are making a mistake at assuming that it will include skill changes, it SHOULD if we go 1 to 1 with jp patches but never expect anything from cygays
>>2660723I've scouted 43/60 of these girls. Sorry I can't afford every single one of them!
>>266071710 RB is good but her gold skill is too weak to be borrow worthy and she is not that strong as a stat stick either imo.>>2660727I agree. I don't expect anything from cyjews so i'm waiting until after the update to see what i run.>>2660722We don't know for sure yet so i'm holding my horses (heh) for now.>>2660719>Golshibroken
It's over...
>>2660712Guts baku imo, much superior than sprint baku. Even taking aside the questionable value of straightway accels at this point in the game. In high spirits just gives incredible gains and will help you keep your position based accels.
>>2660715we love unpopularmas here just need to find a palmer to swap with sweep
>>2660741You're missing someone
Dream is dead bros
>>2660679>Digimufa
>>2660741>Tickezo>UnpopularI know you only see her with BN but she has more friends probably!
>>2660743the minecraft youtuber?
>>2660712>Guts BakushinJust because you borrow a guts card doesn't mean you have to gutsmaxx. You can also just do a normal build and then press fat guts rainbows in summer if they show up.>NTRAn explanation is needed, actually. Since you don't need stam not everyone will be able to run crown races, in which case you'll gain fewer fans and thus NTR will provide less TE. It'll still be strong but not as strong as it was in the past. Also, since it's a sprint top speed matters less and thus FCM is also slightly worse than before.>FukuRelating to the above point, on a traditional build Fuku's extra stam and guts could potentially help you run longer races despite building for sprint.
>>2660743Dream Journey?
>>2660743No Dream Journey is still alive.
>>2660743My dreams will fly
>>2660743the dream ending...
>>2660752 (Me)Forgot to add, Fuku can also help the poor souls that are trying to run Sprint F/G oshis to get a better win rate on sprints early on when they still have worse than A aptitude for them.
>>2660742ryan is populardon't believe it?look at your archive, you have bond lvl 10 with her right now!
>>2660761
>>2660753>>2660754I fucking hate how every time Dream Journey art pops up into my feed there is a 70% change of her having a cock, I hate futa garbage so fucking much futaniggers should kill themselves. It's actually ruining my image of her because people won't stop drawing that ugly skank with a dick, actually ruined by mentally ill people who should be institutionalized
Urara's SSR starting on zero friendship is fucking miserable holy shit
futabroken
>>2660763I have her pop up all the time on my feed and never had this problem my man.
>>2660763Dunno, don't experience such problem.with my feed, its all softcore stuff really
>>2660763Having a porn feed at all sounds like mental illness to me.
>>2660763I have never seen such a thing but i block any kind of smut on my tl so your mileage may vary.
>>2660763Anon? Since fucking when.
>>2660761When the HELL did I get a bond 10 with the fatty?
>>2660770>>2660771>>2660772>>2660775>>2660778Same thing happens with Gold Ship and Pokke/Fuji, umas for gay people. Never had this issue with Daiwa or Gentildonna huh
>>2660762fronts live like this and say they have harder times building parents
>>2660780Every Uma art I've seen has been been Uma x Trainer when it comes to anything lewd. Sounds like you need to stop clicking on dick posts
>>2660782Meanwhile I'm trying to make a dirt spark Sei parent
>>2660780Anon this sounds like a timeline hygiene problem. My tl is full of uma art and i never see any kind of futa porn ever. Just apply block and mute liberally to the problem area.
>>2660780Anon you sure you aint just clicking on cocks?
>>2660782Parents? When would you need Pump?
>>2660763wish i had your problems bro...
Cygames is gonna run me dry if they keep releasing these things one after the other, how do japs even fit so much crap into their tiny homes?
>>2660763>>2660780>his algorithm thinks he's a faggotKWAB
>>26607909 front rooms
what the hell why can't I find all that futakino
>>2660796You will never see this
when is HE getting added?>>2660662Lets GOGOGO!!!!
>less than three hours leftBros i'm starting to get nervous. I hope my girls are alright.
>>2660780Are you SURE you aren't following some harrowing smut artists?
>>2660801FIFTEEN MUNS!!!!!!! NOT BAD AT ALL!
>>2660786LOOK AT WHAT THEY NEED TO DO TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR STRUGGLE
>>2660785>>2660789>>2660791>>2660795I'm not clicking on cocks, I click on fat breasts and vaginas, those just appear with them hanging out every once in a while, but it's always those>>2660804I follow the MHfag closeted gigafaggot but that's it
Your girls are FIGHTING for YOUR plat right now anon, say something nice about them.
>>2660809XOguri will miss a heal and I will lose
>>2660806Imagine the peer pressure that one mobma must feel rn
>>2660809I believe in them
>>2660761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDr-eyhsSM
>>2660808This reads like what a gay guy would write trying to convince people he's straight>Hell yeah bro I'm all about those vaginas! Nothing like some one on one vaginal penetration am I right fellas?
>>2660812OUR HEROES!!!!!!!
>>2660803LET'S GO!IKERUMADA MADAFIGHT ON!LET'S DANCEIKUYOOOWE'RE GONNAMAKE IT!
>>2660809i don't believe in them and they are only running for their own sake
>>2660815Sounds a lot like the guy who was insisting that Maruzensky is a mare yesterday.
>>2660814That fan? Me.
>>2660809I believe in you with all my heart! I know you have what it takes! EI EI MUN!
>>2660817Look at them go!
>>2660809I really hope Ryan and Princess don't snap me in half while Spe eats ramen when we win Bronz
>>2660712Bakushin is not negotiable because you just don't get many sprint hints from the Director, and Paces don't need another accel, much less one that's a gamble. You can afford to run straight power sparks, so there's no reason you can't do 2 speed, 1 guts, 3 wit if you don't want to gutsmax, but Bakushin's hints are incredibly important to having any chance for sprint corners/straights
>>2660812That mob uma? Ribbon Mambo.
>>2660824AIEEEE SOME MUNS GOT SWALLOWED BY THE MAMBLOB>>2660829Dominant Power, actually
>pace down raped in the >fun raceThat was not very mun of you game.
>>2660838kek same, my Mun dropped from the middle of the pack down to like 3rd from last in the midrace>t. host
I am so smart.
>My only sprint parents are 2 leftovers from unity and a cheer Kingu with 2* Speed 2* sprintNot looking good
>>2660843Bakushin when she takes her Omega-3 supplements
>>2660838>late start>recovered into good position>pace downAIEEEEE
>>2660532Nothing because brazil won, it's ogre
will the niggerball spam stop now?
>>2660852We've only just finished the group phase. This is going to go on for a while.
>>2660852Every day until you like it
which umas love soccer so i can hate them
>>2660741>xe thinks tojo is unpopular here
>>2660863all of them except Taiki
>>2660863Any uma associated with being poor and dirty, such as Tamamo Cross
>>2660864>>xeit's "they" you moron
I'm trying to find and capture Tosen Jordan in the lower levels (B-C) should I be looking here or should I finally climb up? I have 23 umas left for my dex
>>2660869it's xey doe?
I do NOT care about catching them all, I only care about catching the STRONGEST.
GIVE ME A DIRT SPARK ALREADY OGURI FAT
>>2660868>Fujin loves the sport of the people since she's poorBased wageoid just gets better
>>2660870HOLY SHIT I FOUND HER
>>2660867/sp/ would've been better if it was /k/
>>2660863mkween has that dog in her
>>2660779anyone on your TT team will gain bond
None of you understand just how fucking bad I want her to win
>>2660863One of Ticket's secrets is that she knows the rules of all kinds of sports.
>>2660895but she's a baseball fag
>>2660895>has that dog in herDo all Mejiros really?
>>2660897Who? help us understand
Big jig.https://jiggie.fun/eCZGNTCome wait for finals.
>>2660913NTR reverse paizuri...
>>2660918>reverse paizuriWhat the fuck is that you guys keep making shit up every thread lmao
brazil has racehorses by the way
why does anime macky has a better ult than base macky in jp
>>2660863Topro and Hishi Miracle like it because their sire IRL was Soccer Boy (or as Cingray fans know him, Dicta Striker)
>>2660926Which would be more certain to kick me to death if i was trying to avoid watching a football game? The brazilian horse or Roberto Carlos?
I haven't eaten ramen in years
>>2660922I think it's rubbing tits between two cocks.
https://x.com/simoyuki__/status/2071585229291298842
>>2660940would you do this with your clubmates?
>do a test run of a guts build>bakushin agemasens me before the debut raceIts gonna be one of those CMs isn't it
>>2660948i've done a bunch of runs and yet to see her gold skill
>>2660948It's a sprint CM, I personally wouldn't try too hard
>>2660947Only with blinders on
>>2660947Don't wuv them like that
>>2660948I warned you guys about agemasen guts cards.
>>2660936I've never had real ramen. Just the like cup noodles shit.
>>2660948That's an easy glue
>>2660869jordan can't spell
>>2660965Well duh, she's not a wizard
Despite having missed 25 races because of bullshit, I am doing quite well, I think I will make it despite the eternal embarrassment from this. I am only missing 11 umas from the dex too
>Final MANT CM>ball breaking gutsmaxing agemasen sprintslopYup yup, I'm thinking KINO
japan has disappointed me greatly...
>>2660968Did you censor your score and not your name just so I'd reply to (You)?
>>2660970Good.
>>2660972Did it work?
>>2660970They played a good first half but got completely outclassed in the 2nd. The other coach is basically the best coach in the world and read the match perfectly. Sorry nipbros.
>self-doxxingGUARDS
>>2660979I've selfdoxxed too like that lol
I can self dox since so many Anons share the same name that nonone will know which one I am.
Finally got off work and theres still two fucking hours until the stakes wtf man
>>2660977>there are people that actually want to have sex with the thing on the left
>>2660968It's really easy to clear, glad people are having fun with it but i already got all the rewards so im not bothering with the rest of the tickets
>>2660986Yeah it's really fun, I only wish I knew earlier when they reset
>>2660982I selfdoxxed myself posting myself a wuv you to an enemy post-race
>>2660984Its time to rake it easy
>>2660983>>2660979>>2660982>>2660990I got doxxed in this thread earlier who cares
>>2660985I want to have sex with the thing on the right but only before she grows up
>>2660991roh-kay raggy
>>2660991>rake it easyWe are killing canadians?
>>2660985Oguri sexy...https://litter.catbox.moe/db0wzdhil4vbmezf.jpg
>>2660992You know what, kinda based.
>>2660992I care cause I wuv you
Wish I saved the nicely drawn oguri titties
>>2660968THANK GOD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT MISSED A TON OF RACES BECAUSE OF BULLSHIT BUGS CYGAMES HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS
>>2660998thing is she's not that big or slutty
>>2661003https://files.catbox.moe/v1n3uv.jpg
Country about to play but it's gonna be a trash boring game and i don't wanna miss the stakes so I'll skip it award.
>>2660998Where are her panties?
>>2660946EI EI MUN!!!
>>2660995God I hope
>>2661009Danke
>>2661008>Wears a thong to raceSorry bro. I bet she fucks like a beast though.
>>2661016Only if you feed her before
>>2661001Appreciate it
What even goes on in germany?
>>2661022https://youtu.be/NywJEWLRbqI?si=Mm9MxmBCq5yF_G2p
>>2661011Do you keep your boxers on during sex?
>>2661024>having sex...people do that?
>>2661011she was going to wear edible one but got hungry
>>2661022I was gonna respond with /pol/shit but I am not bringing that kind of energy here. My opinion is not good though. NOT LOOKING GOOD.
This filter SUCKS ASS
>>2660910Still going strong.
>>2661031>having to chat like a 1337 h@xx0r just to convey a basic messageIdk it's kinda fun
>>2661023Was it autism?
>>2661031Use thishttps://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>2661036Oh thanks for reminding me this exists!
>>2661031Reading homestuck has made me capable of comprehending such texts
>>2661035undoubtedly
>>26610311337820...
Another easy retention. See you again next week.
>>2661045Mambro.....
>>2661045I can't believe MANT is about to end and I didn't even replace all my oldmas
>>2661049Surely you could have replaced half of your team with cm aces by now...
>>2661038You know since we have downtime, good time to ask. What the fuck is homestuck all i know about it is I remember it was one of the three fandoms I saw all the fucking time online but now I don't see much, the others ones being 2hu and mlp
>>2661058Gay shit, next question
>>2661045>/uma/ comes here to gloat about their whale retention scores
>>2661053Not exactly, because some Aces are repeats
>>2661058Gay proto undertale, don't bother with it
Anon, if you're gonna bait make it believable
>>2661062/v/ is so weak, they think you need to whale to retain
>>2661058I only read basically the intro to it, but it's and interactive webcomic complete with little flash games and mini videos and atmospheric music. Something about a few teenagers getting pulled into their computers or something and then there's the deviantART Tumblr goblin demons that people jerked off to. They're somewhere in there.But yeah from what I read, it was a pretty fun read/playthrough.It's somewhere between a webcomic, point and click adventure, visual novel, etc. There's nothing objectively bad about it. It is quite good. Like many things it just has a fan base that is made up of trannies and artists that get way too excited about it and make normal people hesitate to poke their head in.
>>2661072you took the bait, now please leave
Excited for finals and the stakes? I'm thinking its an oguri triple threat
>>2661045Mambros post here too...?
>>2661077It's samefagging. Just ignore it.
>>2661058It was some webcomic about internet chatrooms or being in an MMO or something like that.All I really know for sure is some of the most terminally online turboautist teenagers of the mid 2010s made it their entire personality.
>>2661062I still have unity umas on my team and I could retain most weeks. Stop being bad.
She's just like me frfr
>>2661082I wouldn't samefag for (You)s fuck you fag
>>2661082I pity the fool
>Do a Fuku run>Parents I choose only get her mile up to B>She clears the Hanshin JF first try>Uses all my clocks on the Hopeless StakesThank you Shiraoki-sama, very cool
>>2661074>There's nothing objectively bad about it.Don't you fucking lie to that Ano->I only read basically the intro to it,Nevermind, that would explain why you think that
>>2661091Supplements and cereal do not hit your macro goals you fucking tard
>>2661096Air shakur has 30% wit growth and you don't have you considered that
>>2661096Today my lunch while watching the footy were chicken nuggets and an energy drink...
>>2661091she'll suck you dry if you say that cum is very nutritious
>>266109630% wit pro tip: You can put lard and protein powder on your cereal.
what did you think of the vocals of your Empress in the new song?
>>2661091Forcing Shakur to eat three proper meals a day>>2661058A gay gay clusterfuck condensed into a single comic that lasted for too long and should probably be left in the past
Hmmm...today I will do a 4chan Shakur career
Im tired of my countrymen
>>2661104Didn't know they released a new song, post it and I'll tell you.
>>2661062I've been here since the previous CM. I kind of got sick of vg /Uma/ because of the bad actors that make that place home. I already experienced that on /fgoalter/, dealing with annoying sperg neets / Russian propagandists spamming the same annoying shit everyday all day with no escape. I see traces of that kind of shit in /Uma/ and I am tired of circumnavigating it.Pretty sure I posted more or less the same post last week too.
I wonder if any JP bros who tried out global got some kind of PTSD Vietnam flashbacks from doing MANT again. I'm probably going to skip MANT when the Uma Mars version releases.
>>2661109What did they do now?
>>2661111it's bait, you don't have to reply in earnest, just ignore
>>266057217/18JOIN!
>>2661103That sounds like something Pierce Brosnan would come up with
>>2661062>Complaining about whales and /uma/>Just for staying in TT retentionGwo...
>>2661111Unironically don't worry about it bro, it's just bantz.
>>2661113you'll be biofuel at best and ration pack at worst
>G*rmans are among us
>>2661111Yeah I remember you man, that's just bait lmao. Hope you do well in the CM
>>2661118>>2661122But what if I WANT to engage earnestly with bait posts?
>>2661128>>>/vg/
Streets are saying Do Deuce is coming so I wanna share thishttps://youtu.be/TpQJxBwN7nwThis is really fucking cool, look how powerful end closer last spurts are
Reposting this OC in case anyone missed it
>>2661111>RussiaWtf does that have to do with anything?
>>2661132Nnyyyooooooooooooooooooo
>>2661134What are some other end closer that are due to be added to the game?
>>2661118>I've been gloating about my whale retention score since the previous CM
>>2661111>Russian propagandistsHuh?
>>2661137If you've ever played CSGO, LoL or DOTA on european servers you'd know.
>>2661136I see this every night when i train her.
>>2661128then this place will turn into yet another place you'll want to run away from. You're not supposed to engage with bait period
finals in an hour bros I'm literally shitting myself>germ game ends at the same time the stakes drophaha...
>>2661110https://youtu.be/h4HMY9mDtD0?t=1524
>>2661134Do Deuce is a stupid name but people say it's a goated horse. I've seen a lot of keibafags hyping it.>>2661136Nice shuttles!! If you draw her again, remember the star ornament on her right ear.
>>2661150Yeah just ignore bait even if it looks juicy
>>2661154No no that's not me, I just reposted it for others to see it
>>2661111>Russian propagandistsThat sounds hilarious
>>2661154taiki would be more popular if she wore that ornament on her left ear
>>2661147>Buckbroken euro Lmao I knew it.
>>2660572Race will start at the top of the hour regardless of whether the last slot is filled, can't really wait much longer than that with the stakes after this.
>>2661111One of the namefags in the other thread makes posts in here too. There'll be no escape.
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>2661134The power that end closers have is shocking. The way that the wind howls as he accelerates is crazy.
>>2661152Kinda shit desu. Probably because she got shit lines and I don't speak a word of nippon, but her part really stands out, and not in a good way.
Natie supports Russia btw
Wait didn't youtubeanon say he wouldn't be able to record these Stakes? Did I misremember that?
>>2661167This place isn't ready to ignore every post from the NTR faggot. He'd kill it in a day if he wanted to
>>2661167Not a name fag but I am here and will raid whatever for fun rooms I can.
>>2661167As long as he doesn't namefags here whatever.
>>2661176Natie's getting sent to the front to be ACK'd by a toy drone so her toreina can recieve a bag of onions as compensation??????Based!
>>2661179I remember a post saying that
Please shut up about your shitty board, nobody cares, nobody wants to know, leave that shit there
>>2661167So far there's been no disruption of peace, but lets all keep trying to uphold high community standards okay? No one likes backseat jannying but we do not welcome namefagging or other behaviors that do not contribute to thread health.
>>2661180He's not even the worst one. There's one that posts on the general 24/7 and joins every single room posted even when people ask him to stop
>>2661187Yeah I agree, I don't care if you guys post here if you're making good posts but I don't care about cross board drama.
>>2661189He's not even close to as bad as peak NTR fag
>V hosts a stakes race>chaos ensues
>>2661189>Bro just wants to race a lot>Other people get tired of himI'm sure there's an uma career like that
>>2661179Oh shit thats right we might need a volunteer
>>2661189>>2661194>>2661197see>>2661187
>>2661197I don't care about your whatever drama so idk the context, but that just sounds like zensky
>>2661196Haven't you noticed that past threads were being quite peaceful and the moment the community event approaches some are trying to derail again?
>>2661185The fact that euros actually believe this sort of crap about the war will never not be hilarious. But these are the people who will die of heatstroke every year because it is hot for 2 months and the government told them AC would kill them or some other nonsense.
>>2661197You're probably right but I can't think of the uma the top of my head
>>2661202I've seen that post and chose the ignore it
Yeah keep talking that rubbish and watch what happens, last warning shitheads.
>>2661205Just keep it on topic and high quality, please no more posts from the other board. We must prepare for our arima kinen
>>2661186>>2661198SHIT FUCK WHAT DO WE DO? CAN SOMEONE ELSE RECORD?
I was gonna get some thread thoughts on the Parent race but I see where in one of those moments right now. Always have bad timing for this shit, I'll wait until a bit after the stakes once things calm down.
>>2661216LEL
>>2661217Nah bro go ahead, its already chill.
>>2661216but do they cook bongys there
>>2661217Speak anon, being on topic is a good thing. You should not silence yourself over neigha moments.
>>2661205I noticed too. I'll shut up. Sorry.
>>2661137The /vg/ thread /fgoalter/ has a Russian shitposter that almost single handedly made the thread unusable. We're talking like 50% of the thread being him and his alt IPs spamming feet and armpits and cuckoldry and characters people generally don't like and having actually 11 ritual posts at the start of every thread, every one of them rage bait.You come back to a thread and 70% of it is filtered posts. It gets really depressing real fast, and there's so many IPs You can never punish. Trying to get them caught just gets them going even more riled up.Like it's so bad that when 4chan got hacked a year or so ago, a very large number of posters from that thread just decided to stay on altchans that banned problem countries and never return.
Everyone in agreement?>wait for the last 5 minutes before bake>Bourbon OP to celebrate the end of the umassiahs reign
>>2661216Which uma would make a really pathetic looking grilled cheese?
>>2661227wtf i love russians now
>>2661228I'm baking in 10 minutes with a meme Taishin /sp/ OP
>>2661228Looking good
>>2661227Christ man, /v/ off-shoots always have the worst schizos, I just learned about the one voreschizo in /vp/ a few days ago
>>2661228I'd do a >Hanshin Turf, 2200m... home
>>2661217Speak.
>>2661232In retrospect I liked that OP a lot but it caused a lot of confusion.
>>2661232I completely forgot all of the asshurt over that thread. I still don't fully understand why people got so upset, it was a funny thread
>>2661217My thoughts are that I curse the day I was convinced to roll XOguri who I only used in 1 CM and not Chiyino O for this exact sort of race.
>>2661239It was just yuros waking up and assuming taishin won the stakes and having to be corrected 20 times
>>2661235You could do that in /v/ for downtime
When is the PDM update coming? I can't properly test my sprint aces because they get pushed down all the way to the back
>>2661206Guess what's worse? The fact that their "i suport the current thing" attitude is always some homicidal shit despite claiming they want peace
>>2661243Oh yeah that was bad. I liked the joke OP but I didn't like correcting people over 20 times.
>>2661245July 1st or something?
>>2661247I thought that was funny toopeople take this just a little too seriously sometimes
>>2661245>>2661249I think it will drop with GL so sprint CM will be on the current system
>>2661219>>2661224>>2661236I was gonna ask how many rooms people would want for it. Only about 8 Anons can join the first one and I'm really unsure how much interest there is in it.
>>2661257If you want a parallel, the roommate cup and yuri cup needed two rooms each because there was a lot of demand
>>2660572Palmer outruns the horde of Dobers and wins this iteration of Mejiro Monday!Thanks for joining!Overhead: https://litter.catbox.moe/1ojmyh.pngStarting gates with one tall mobma: https://litter.catbox.moe/3rjn7m.pngFinal stretch: https://litter.catbox.moe/tperzl.pngFinish line + top 4: https://litter.catbox.moe/temipc.png
>>2661257None of the triple crown rooms filled up so I don't think we would even need a second room.
>>2661256https://litter.catbox.moe/y9koc9wi1pgqe4dc.pngGL is still 3 weeks away.
>>2661256https://umamusume.com/news/100082/Clearly says it's dropping on July 1st
Anyone got a favorite clanker image for OP? Ill bake at 5:55 and I'll have it ready.
>>2661262A yuri cup would be hilarious
If a Xogger wins the stakes again I'm legit going to chimp out
>The absolute state of Germany
https://files.catbox.moe/38a3gp.png>two stallions corner a little mare and tell her about their carrots
>>2661277VBourbon will win again
>>2661273https://files.catbox.moe/6e6y13.jpgSo long, beloved umassiah.
>>2661277The stakes winner is already decided, it'll be the Xogger or one of the 2 meta Fronts, it's gonna be extra boring today.
>>2661277Taishin will pull through
>>2661277Rooting for the UG2 fujin to continue the nigekiri dominance
>>2661277I STILL BELIEVE THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US
>>2661277brother this will be the worst stakes of all time, it better be an entertaining chimpout
>>2661281If V. Bourbon wins the stakes again I'm legit going to chimp out twice as hard
>do a test run guts build on oguri (topro speed/ayabe, yeppers, bakushin guts/finemo, tachyon wit with 9 power 9 wit sparks)>could've rolled higher but the stats were good, capped speed and all the non stamina stats around 1100>ug3I get it now...
>>2661288It most certainly can't be the worst since miles and sprints are categorically inferior to mediums.
>>2661286>wagie wins>posting drops to zero because everyone has to fit four 8-hour shifts in a single day
>>2661289>if the [GREATEST RULER EVER] continues I will chimpoutdo xogfags really
What will Americans be doing on the 4th of July? Will the thread be dead like on Thanksgiving due to overeating?
>>2661276It's already happened.https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2468947/#2469889https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2468947/#2470160We even got OC out of ithttps://files.catbox.moe/req0x7.png
>>2661293Mediums used to be sovl before THEY showed up
>>2661296Daydrinking
For the parent and child race, could I bring instead a parent and grandchild in maruzensky and rice shower?Or would making one exception open a can of worms where now everyone wants exceptions?
>>2661293>saying this when the last Mile was arguably the best of all time>when capricorn was so kino>when all the mile stakes have been fun and long as fuck>when the only good medium stakes was the very first one>when all medium stakes end in 2 rounds>when all medium stakes are xogslop10/10 bait would bite again
>>2661296Drinkan, grillan, explodan, gayman
This will be the first stakes that I skip on purpose. Hope someone new gets in my place.
>>2661311Why? Either way, this is the first one where I enter. Ill take your spot
>>2661313>this is the first one where I enter. Ill take your spotAre you fast enough to even enter is the question?
>>2661306It's better to stick to the rules. It's parent and child not grandkids
Pace Chaser pinks should be removed from the game.
>>2661286i wont be running her though, im sorrytheres someone else i need to win
>>2661308>top 1 meta trainee crushing everyone easily was kino???
>>2661321if you slot in xog you should genuinely just leave the threads forever
>>2661323Xogbroken
>>2661323I will do that if she brings it home because I'm not an ungrateful cringelord.
>>2661323i dont even own xog
I will be adding a runaway suzie, I dont care if I cant win. I NEED oguri to lose
>>2661289Frontbroken
>>2661323Not how the stakes works bitch. Anything goes
Can someone bring a Runaway to help Fronts win
>>2661323You WILL enjoy the third term
I will add a debuffer just to fuck with people
>>2661323BASED
Putting a Dominator into the stakes just to fuck with people
>>2661333>>2661330
>>2661331Bourbroken
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST WANT HER TO FUCKING WIN I'M SO FUCKING NERVOUS
>>2661323Oguri victory would be optimal because it would result in the least footballnigger spam
I'm so MANTbroken that I just realized 2 of my TT umas (sprint and dirt) are still from Unity
I AM BROKEN BROKEN
do you guys genuinely like it when a single meta character wins the biggest race in the thread>BUT THE MELTIES ARE SOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYthey weren't funny when you were the one melting over the Taishin op last time were they
>>2661342>footybroken
I'm Mr Cleatbroken
>>2661341Tell me who she is and I will tell you your chances
>>2661330>>2661338Thanks my Front will kill the Hogs
>>2661297I am Become Spechan, the reciever of Suzukisses
>>2661345hey that's me actually
I want XOG to win just because it shows how fucking shit MANT and it's meta are. I want future generations to see the utter slop we were subjected to.
>>2661350Kawakami Princess
>>2661347I mean it depends, smaru 2 and xog 1 was lame for example. But bourbon was fucking KINO
>>2661347it's a for fun afterparty race and it will always be that you can seethe into the wall all you want.
>>2661347It's based because it proves the mant apologists wrong.
>>2661342wtf i want to slot in my xog now
I am heatwave broken
>>2661347>easy mode low T front winsi sleep>xoguri dominates the entire mant erareal shit
>>2661363Me too wtf is going on this shit is unbearable
I'll be sending my 3.7% WR wife in there.
Get an AC
>>2661363>>2661366Europoors...
Move to the Nordics, it's really chill here. Actually don't we have enough foreigners.
>>2661368noooooo that's a luxury I can't afford it I need to pay for my transatlantic semen pipeline subscription
>>2661368Why is this so hard for them?why the fuck are they so anti-AC
>>2661368I don't have an AC at home I have nowhere to put it. I have a fan blowing hot air on my back
>>2661368Illegal
>>2661368>>2661372I cant install in in a fucking university dorm, i swear to god as soon as i leave this shithole ill get it
>>2661357-100%
>>2661385zased
>check up on mejiro monday>#1 Palmer>#2-5 Dober Doberkeks make me laugh so much, they're almost falco tier in almost winning the big thing and then jobbing
>>2661385Silence>>2661357She will win, brave prince.
Bake. Now.
If you're going to claim that it's hot where you live, you should always include the temperature so that Americans can laugh at you if applicable.
>>2661381You don't have a window to put a swamp cooler on?
>>2661388it's never been almost
Fellow eurobros. Take a bucket and fill it with chill water from your shower and put your feet in it under your desk. It will cool down your entire body, trust me. That's how I used to survive summers before I got an AC.
If you haven't cleared up all your practice rooms already AND set up your runner, you will not make it to the stakes.
>>2661391it's not 5 minutes before finals yet
>>266138818 player rooms really don't favor backliners at the end of the day. Yes they can win but it's hard to be consistent, the brock is real
>>2661393no, it doesn't fit
Notice how Fronts are talking about how they can beat Oguri and backliners are just crying that she's 100% gonna win.Backcucks have loser mentality and will always be 3rd rates
>>2661391No Neighga we can wait
>>266139120 mins, I got the OP ready to go
>>2661300The derby cm was pretty good though
>>2661399Just proc NSM bro.Theoretically speaking wouldn't visibility skills help backliners in these 18 uma races?
>>2661391Yeah I got a real important image to post!https://files.catbox.moe/drvkxd.jpg
Its bourbon not barbin
>>2661400nishino flower would say this
>>2661406no because vision starts maxed out, vision skills only do something against vision debuffsgame design 2 hard pls understand
Give a prep talk to your girls boys, 20 minutes
>>2661412Oh yeah forgot that, thought it was the other way around where vision was bricked so debuffs only did something if someone proced a vision skill.
>>2661406Idk about that but yeah I just watched itMy girl literally got turbo blocked despite getting everything off, while the Palmer ran away for free and created a huge distance
I remember in the early days of URA I would ALWAYS take I Can See Right Through You as my first skill before any races on Gold Ship. I swore the vision buff let her not get blocked and was the reason I could get her to win so consistently. It was only later that I learned it was completely worthless.
Why don't Europeans have AC?
>>2661417The results are already decided.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9oeofhpf1dw4fxft.png
>>2661428They are never decided until its time to run anon
>>2661429Bricked account
>>2661425Too poor or something
>>2661396Your wisdom knows no bounds, and your advice will save many lives, you truly are modern day Hua Tuo!
I'm MANTbroken and those Bakus are from ze Fuji event. These are all the uma careers I did for this CM...Can my lone XOG win the plat?https://litter.catbox.moe/9599c1oe37nb3nve.jpg
>>2661297Holy based I cant wait to use wedding SuzuGuru in the nex...>2000Oh no!
>>2661429https://files.catbox.moe/lg8zz7.png
The Day of the Stakes draws near, which shall see the crowning of a new Queen.20 minutes remain.
>>2661296Taiki runs in celebration
>>2661431But you're not watching a live race. The race is already over, that's what the matchmaking period is for. They were racing in the past 12 hours. When it goes live, you just see the result
>>2661425AC is a commodity in the US, it's a luxury here, it's too expensive and most houses are so old they aren't build for it
>>2661438>Can my lone XOG win the plat?Honestly yes, I've seen many MIDgurins win when they otherwise shouldn't have
Anyone else hoping to get inducted to 10th plat HOF
>>2661436>Hua Tuokek
>>266143850/50 odds. Either you win or you lose.https://litter.catbox.moe/15q2k027wnrabdta.png
>>2661444And yet they haven't run.Yes, I know cygames spends 12 hours rigging the match, I still believe in my girls.
>>2661448If I win it will be my 8th, but I don't care about that. I need the Cancer starred badge. Even though I hate this CM, the original cancer was my favorite. I need it
>>2661392If it is actually 40C over there like they say that is about 100 in freedom units and while that is extremely uncomfortable no one should be dying as long as drinknwater and stay out of the sun .t poor Californian
>>2661451If you receive a message to your phone, and you don't open it until 12 hours later, it's not like you received the message when you opened it. It was already there, waiting. They are waiting for you, the run is over...it is all decided, you are watching the replay
>>2661455thing is that that kind of heating is reaching places that have never dealt with this kind of heatlike saturday was actually mental where i live, it shattered the previous june temperature record
If you fraud the plat does it count
>>2661454OG Cancer was the only time I couldn't reach A finals. Winning here means having my honor redeemed as a torena.
>>2661463Yeppers, thats called an underdog victory
>>2661463A win is a win.
>>2661463All plats countBut all CMs are also mickey mouse cups
>>2661463Luck is a skill
Any oldfags from the old cancer CM still here?
>>2661473Yeppers.
>>2661463it just mean you're paraguaypilled
>>2661455It also depends on how humid it is.100 F with humidity is terrible, way worse than the 100 F dry air that California usually has.
>>2661473Yes neigha I'd imagine there's quite a few. Not like all the club members up and left
>>2661473Yup yup.
>>2661473Yeppers, got caught in the Group A void last one. Will be looking forward for my first cancer titles!
>>2661463Fraud plats are the bestWould you rather be:>Nerd that grinded +50 hours for a perfect SS+/UG HorseVs>Chad that did a few careers and got lucky because he was too busy banging his trainees
>>2661473of coursei horribly jobbed. this time it'll be different
>>2661473most of us
The time is coming soon bros...
>>2661473Only oldfags made it this far into mant.
>>2661473That was the one and only CM I didn't make A finals.
ALL OF THE GERMAN NATIONAL TEAM FUCKING SUCKS
>>2661477Which is what it's been like. It'll rain for two days straight and then the sun starts blasting at 35+ degrees for another two, over and over and over and over again.
>>2661483and then everybody clapped
DANCHOULOG INTIME TO WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLUMBERCHOP CHOP
>>2661473I went 2/5 like 8 times. It felt terrible. Then I crushed B finals. I felt extremely bad. I should have been there fighting for my life, not crushing a bunch of newbies
>>2661477It just means you have to be more careful about staying hydrated but you lot also don't like drinking water from what I hear.
>>2661473It was my first plat. It's also my zodiac sign, so I'm REALLY hoping I can take it again.
>>2661473Im one of the two neighas that triple late started with falcon, I know the other guy is here too.
>>2661473I won B Group Gold and this time I am in A finals so I improved my previous result. I am trying to do that instead of winning all the ones I lost, since that's impossible (14/15 losses, yes counting today already)
I really like the umayuru pretty grey ed.
Ryan if you win me Gold we can give Dober and Bright a little sister
>>2661500Would you say you're a crabby fellow?
Hey is /v/mapyoi danchou being the second host?
>>2661483What if you're a nerd that grinded for +50 hours and failed to get a perfect SS+/UG Horse but still won anyway?
Uhhhh we still don't have a guy to record the stakes.
>>2661507WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT WE NEED SOMEONE TO RECORD THE RACES YOUTUBEANON ISN'T HERE PLEAASE SOMEONE STEP UP
>>2661505Why are the mejiros such perverts? Ryan and Dober are always sleep deprived because they stay up all night gooning to romance manga
>>2661496yadahalf an hour more
>>2661506Crabsolutely
>>2661515Based
>>2661510We'll do it live, fuck it
>>2661483So what I need to do is autistically grind careers, but also be lucky while banging my trainees, and I'll have double the plat chance?
>>2661515Appreciate the hostan, lets hope its a good event tonight
>>2661521Dude no, we need to record them for posterity sake
>>2661517Yeah same here. I want to win for the same reason crabro
>>2661507I won't have the time but someone should do it, it's a lot more interesting like that
Get ready to migrate
>>2661524Has anyone here ever even gone to watch those recordings?
>prepare a snack for the finals+stakes>stress eat everything before it startsit keeps happening
So tired, gonna take a quick nap but I'll set my alarm clock for 50 minutes so I can still join the stakes
>>2661530I will in a few years when I want to feel nostalgic about /v/marecording history is important
>>2661530Yes
Can't the host just record their own race(s) and then post a catbox which can be passed onto /ourguy/?https://litter.catbox.moe/1wm8vg2wdlnqsgzm.jpg
>>2661533McKwab...
>>2661530of course
>>2661538>>2661538>>2661538GO NOW
>>2661473I looked back at my old screenshots and my scars opened up again. All my horses would have been at that podium if it weren't for that Grass.my winrate for round 2 was 75% so I'm being hopeful this time.
>>2661533Sounds like something Special Week would do
>>2661543>10 seconds lateI'M KILLING YOUWITH A ROCKWITH A KNIFEWITH A SPOONWITH A STICKWITH MUH DICK
>>2661510My bad, I'm here i can record them but I'm on my laptop so it's gonna take a few days for them to go live, if anyone wants to save them just in case I would be grateful
>>2661564>it's gonna take a few days for them to go liveThat's ok, regular youtubeanon also took a few days, if you do it we'll be endlessly grateful
