>Cancer cupNOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we had a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2654776
we HATE newmas here
>>2656721Why Durandal?
>>2656721ENOUGH WITH THE NEWMAS IN THE OP
Cute newma
>base Spe gets giga buffed to be able to fight against meta beast current JP umasExplain to me why cyjews can't do the same to the other oldmas?
Dura isn't even a newma tho! She was in season 3
>>2656732They are tho
>>2656727Actually its Forte, Blackwing Dragoon
duramente fucked my wife
>>2656737SHITasan....
>>2656732Teio and McQueen buffs are just around the corner, trust the plan.
>>2656732All oldmas are getting buffs, I think teio got buffs too
>>2656737and my mom...
>>2656733>season 3 aired almost 3 years after the game launchedSorry, she's a newma through and through
Falco rektAlso it's what, day 4? And I just realized there's a refresh button on the opponent selection screen to roll 3 new opponents.
I think I'm third rate, this shouldn't be happening
>>2656737>>2656749AND MY BROTHER!
>>2656732They're going to. Very very slowly.
Newma posting will continue until mood improves
>>2656684Reposting for posterity since it ended up getting dropped right before bake.Takaramono Kinen reenactment; summer Hanshin 2200m, random track/weather, great mood. Third-fastest wins. Bring any 1 uma!612287726122877261228772
>>2656754Should have taken the endpill m8I did notice round 2 day 2 be harder than day 1. I wonder if it's the throne umas. I'm kinda done with this CM so I didn't check but it wouldn't surprise me.
>broken end closer comes out (CB, Dura, Orfe>can't use the broken end closer card so gimped (CB, Dura, Orfe)Why does this happen
>>2656754I was gonna make fun of you but you already advanced to group A
>>2656761humiliation never ENDS
>>2656756>>2656748What's the cut off for oldmas? Why are they going so slow? My wife's buffs, if they ever come at all, will be 10 years from now at this rate.
>Bro its gonna be a front CM pace chasers won't do anything and fronts are literally unbeatableWHERE ARE YOU FRONTBROKEN HUH??? WHERE ARE YOU? I TOLD YOU SO.
>>2656760End is too hard, would have nuked my medium s chances, might try it before finals. Oh wait I just remembered I can't borrow Throne and CB, fuck it
>>2656765J-J-Just wait for speed maru bro!
>>2656765Is this a bunch of Currens or is there something inherently good about pace on this track?
>>2656765uhm ackshually sprints are casino, mickey mouse and not real cms
>>2656769Pace just has access to two 0.2 accels while everyone else has 1.
>>2656765I told the frontbroken neighas a million times, bro just do a SINGLE practice room before the haku data came out and what did i hear?>muh 5 front lobbies>muh literally unbeatable>muh impossible to overtakeAnd wow, look at that. They were fucking WRONG I feel so smug right now
>>2656754No GW?
>>2656775Of course not, nobody has it, Shrewd is better
>>2656774I never believed in Haku data, only nerds read data, and let me tell you, Shakur ain't no oshi of mine
>>2656778Both are good though
>>2656760>I did notice round 2 day 2 be harder than day 1Complete opposite for me, one four whole races compared to getting 10 on day 2. Got blasted my last day 2 0/5 though so that gave me day 1 flashbacks.
Limewire anon, the recording is still not available. Try making another post after it has actually finished processing because I'm definitely gong to forget about it otherwise.
>>2656778>nobody has itWhen everybody and their grandmother is running Xogger the one with GW wins. Shrewd Step is a meme.
>>2656780Anons have been telling you and others before the haku data dropped though that it was pace: The CM, we literally had dudes doing 100+ practice rooms and answering questions
>>2656778>nobody has itGroundwork ok paces has been a thing since I think CM4
>>2656765Just wait until triple front comps show up.
>>2656791>Just wait until triple front comps show u-AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME ROUND ROUNDIts a pace CM dude
>2 hammers going into final turns>no hammers in shopI hate Tazuna so much it's unreal
>>26567585/10. Bring on those Takarazuka runners, I know you guys have them!
>>2656801>3 hammers going into final turns>nothing but hammers and glow sticks in the final shop
>>2656795>highest win rate is the frontyou're not helping yourself
>>2656786>Shrewd Step is a memeLol
>>2656807Anon, all of them are fronts. That's a front taiki
>>2656765>Lates at 3.5%>Ends m8ght as well not be thereSo I will have to run her as a pace, huh?Well, at least her base form should be able to proc its ult in pace heavy lobbies, I think
>>2656765I still don’t trust it. You don’t understand the feeling of going against a 6 front room and being literally helpless without a Radiant proc at the absolute most perfect timing. I already know once I give in to the hopium of running triple pace, I’ll get hit with a 6 front lobby in finals and instantly lose. Those fronts have done horrible things to me, things that should be illegal. I don’t even just mean the ultra meta ones like Bourbon and Maru. Kitasan has traumatized me for a lifetime. No, I will not show you on the doll what she did or where.
>>2656808Not that guy but I mean compared to GW it is because at least groundwork is guaranteed to proc immediately while shrewd step may do it later, both are good tho
At a cursory glance the difference in WR between Fr/Fr/runaway vs Triple Pace is two percent. Mid tier pacers are probably going to beat mid tier fronts but i don't believe this data really applies to the frontfags here desu.
Leo starts on a downhill does that not make Straight Descent a mini groundwork of sorts?
>erauma_Kitasan_shows_you_pregnancy_test_but_you_have_no_recollection_of_it.png
>>2656818If it procs frame 1 yeah
Is Curren not good? I don't have Nonceshino Flower
>>2656817Two percent is a massive gap in these things
>>2656808being smug while wrong is not a good combo
>>2656825Both GODrrens are excellent
Is late race navigation worth anything?
>dodged med S again award>dodged head on again award>got shrewd step again award>got mile S again award
>>2656812Where are her ears
>>2656829Ehhh...
>>2656829For Cancer specifically thunderbolt step is a maximum cope skill that can occasionally be good if you're lucky but in general it's complete trash.
>>2656817Triple pace having 10x the samples of every other strategy in that picture combined means I'd hesitate to draw any conclusions other than triple pace will be popular.
>>2656827Saying Shrewd is a meme is double wrong
NANO MACHINES SONDD, Groundwork, Front Runner Savvy, Radiant Star, Wild Wind offscreen
When do we get auto career so I can be disappointed in it?
>>2656828Are they not in Haku? Which one would you choose?
>>2656764They're doing the main trio first. Then they'll probably do the rest of spica or other anime MCs. Who knows after that, release date maybe?
>>2656817>runaway pace pace is the best>front pace pace is the worsti don't get it
>>2656842This shit is PEAK. It is written, the nigekiri reign will continue.
>>2656854Man such a shame the main trio if the game fucking SUCKS characterwise
>>2656839Yeah i agree. I think a lot of first rate Fronts are probably still in the parent mines and are waiting for the Maru card.
>>2656842>>2656758Put her in coach
>>2656843With grandmasters
>>2656862Groundwork that actually procs despite random conditions? That'd be funny.
>>2656833Answer the question
>>2656855Runaway sets the pace higher than regular front so it boosts your paces more. In neither of those comps front ever wins
Think I'll sleep in today.
>>2656829Looking at how much extra distance my Taishin was doing last CM just from being on the outside on the final corner I want to believe that late race navigation is useful. But I don't even have a build I could test that with.
>>2656869Yeppers, run as pace if able. Where are her ears
>>2656855Single Front is throwing. What makes Fronts strong is the fact they fight each other for the lead so they propel each other forward. With single front you don't get this mechanic and you also prevent lucky Pacers which is an auto win if you get it.
I just have zero interest in sprintslop. I legitimately view it as a mickey mouse plat that does not count. I'll throw in some quick one-and-done aces and settle for my B finals and be done with it.
>>2656875Seiun's small chest and teasing personality are extremely erotic and I love any artist that manages to properly convey both of those things in one piece.
>>2656829Only Digitan can take advantage of it because her Ult also has a navigation increase on top of speed increase.
>>2656877Here
>>2656882We love boys over here
>>2656883Air Shakur has this too
>currenlet >flowerlet >taikilet What do i do
>>2656878They are changing single front with the patch, but I do think it'll still be worse than 2+ front setups since it's still determined by distance and there will always be other fronts close enough to make the girls attempt the wit checks to go faster. It'll just be better for casuals or waifupickers probably
>>2656721finals tomorrow brossay goodbye to queen bobo, the greatest ruler to ever live
>>2656765>one race where frontniggerundayo are only second best>s-see there's nothing wrong we're just good honest racists
>>2656892Who's gonna win the stakes is the real question, are we really going to have another oguri term?
>>2656897lets all be real with ourselvesyes
>>2656897
Do i pull the trigger now or wait until after she becomes usable again in case she spooks me?
>>2656897I dunno, who are you bringing to the stakes? Your Oguri? Hmm, I'm sure that won't have any effect on her chances...
>>2656892Open League Stakes when? Regular stakes is going to be meta characters every time, there is no excitement anymore.
>>2656897Ogurin is going to win and redeem herself by EATING MANT.
>>2656897I will vote for her AGAIN
Dacchis, is the second Rice alt as bad as I think it is? A final corner speed boost that only works in longs is okay but certainly not amazing, her gold accel is random point on a random uphill (i.e. dogshit), and the gold green doesn't even boost speed or power. Was she ever relevant in the meta (maybe with evolved skills?) at any point?If not I demand Rice buffs.
>>2656906>says this when the previous one was one of the greatest of all time
>>2656906lol
>>2656897I still believe in a true HERO saving us from her fatness.
>>2656906I thought about running a Princess Stakes for those that didn't make it A finals but I was told that was a bad a idea months ago.
>>2656914>>2656911I don't think you understand how hard it is for some of us, we want to participate too
There's no such thing as SS+ or Ug. It's a myth perpetrated by big uma.I'm so fucking done with this game, my best run and she's completely unusable
>>2656921wtf
>>2656897I cannot think of a single stakes that hasn't been flooded with the most soulless meta picks imaginable, so yesWe've almost never gotten off-meta queens to begin with, and at this point I strongly doubt we'll get one ever again
>>2656910Second rice alt is actually super strong and God tier in two tracks
>>2656897you know the queens may not look like it, but they are democratically elected, you vote by slotting in the uma (You) want to win it, if many people bring oguri and she becomes queen, it's because strong trainers wanted it to be like that>but but buttrain someone better and win it, it's always been like this
>>2656923>planchaWhat?
i still think making the stakes accessable to everyone here who wants to join but cant would be great
>>2656921host your own room and put it up during stakes time, then try to push your winner as the queen and see how it goes lol, anyone can host stakes rooms, not just the banner guy
>>2656917Reject FAT, embrace THICCI will try to run my oshi again but her unique doesn't scale well to 18-uma 11-front rooms
>>2656930my brother in christ there was nothing left to buy
did we ever agree on the thing about hosting 2 rooms per host or not?
>>2656937Double circle something instead of buying garbage skills.
>>2656936>FATwa>Not fat
>>2656939>did we ever agreeNo, and fuck you, TAISHIN TESTO
>>2656927You dumb FUCKQueens aren't elected, they're chosen by GOD
>>2656937yes there was, your pace skills are single circle
>>2656927Democratically elected my ass, this shit's rigged and we all know it.>vote for womanlet>vote slip buried under others and forgotten, never gets counted>vote for bird>ballot box doesn't open>try to vote for 4ine Mochan>turned away at the booth, guards tell me it's "full" and that if I don't leave in 20 seconds they'll shoot me
>>2656943Are you talking about THICCwa SMARTlet?
>>2656949such is life in zeon
>>2656946>>2656941Who cares, it's biotrash
We all know what happened the last time we elected both a presidental duo and a queen.Poor Daiwa and Digitan didn't even last a week.
>>2656950>SmartletWell I suppose that's accurate to the real horse
>>2656936Fatwa is an obese butterface ugly hambeast. The only way to make her passable is to put a bag on her head to cover her hideous hair and face while you pump and obviously dump
>>2656967Nobody would say this
>>2656967Okay now that's too far, speaking as a GODka fan
Why is she called Mr CB when she should be called Mrs CB?
>>2656967Ok vodka
>>26567588/10. Starting in 5 or when it fills, whichever or.
>>2656967I see... You are running in the "gayest man alive" competition against the other anon...
>>2656876I’m busy so I can’t explain much more, but I just have one thing to say on navigation skills. DON’T BUY GO WITH THE FLOW! I’m serious, even if you’re out of skills to buy and have SP left, don’t buy it. It’s better to have nothing than to have this skill. It lost me so many races when I bought it as an extra skill when I had points left, don’t even touch it.
>>2656927This, an uma may only win if she races after all
>>2656977a fake fan would say this
>>2656889flatline
Camping Taiki with inherited SFV is pretty decent if she can actually get to 3rd-4th to get off her accels. Main problem is mine in particular is not very good at keeping up with the pack. Probably the lack of GW is killing her but I didn't have the greens and her stats just aren't that good.
crazy that suzuka is the only soulful stakes winner after all this time
>>2656977Okay but what does CB stands for?
>>2656981Shouldn't it help you move closer to the rail and thus reduce how much distance you need to cover?
We've got Throne now and I still have no clue how to make good umas in MANT.
>>2656991Saying this when creek won it and had a fantastic reign is crazy.
>>2656994It's alright Throne is an incredibly overrated card.
>>2656910wonder how her nipples would taste after this
>>2656991Such a shame during the suzuka era we experienced peak crackdown.
>>2656973>>2656975>>2656978>>2656980Nothing I said is wrong, I'd still sex her she is just a butterface, and obese
Part of being the strongest trainer is being fast enough to enter the stakes
>>2657003Throne is good as fuck man, what are you saying.
>>2656997there's nothing more soulless than choosing a character to train based on her having recovery skills
>>2656921neigha how, round 2 had the exact same umas as round 1, the world was strong
WHY DO YOU NEED TO DEDICATE FOLLOW SLOTS TO SUPPORT CARDSJUST LET ME SEARCH FOR A SPECIFIC CARD FROM THE BORROW MENUEVERY CARD IS AVAILABLE ANYWAY THIS SERVES NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVERFUCKING CY-DOUBLE-NIGGERS
>>2656997I'd say Bobo's reign has been good, but most of it was kind of supplanted by /v/machans
>>2656889Do daily legend races for Taiki
>>2657012Cancer is basically over. It's okay, you can stop the gaslight now.
>>2656889Wife Groove? Fuji Kiseki? Digitan? OG Oguri?
>>2656992Chthonic Bonsai of course.
>>26569912026... I am forgotten...
>>2657024Is Fuji good?
>>2656992creme brulee
>>2657029Ballroom Fuji has the same performance as Flower
>>2657028it was just a proto-reign. We thank her for pioneering the biggest part of the thread's culture but her reign had little more than that
>>2657029Ballroom is
>>2657022japs didn't have throne at all during cm15 and they still considered it strong
>>2657033>>2657037Fucking hell is that right? What's the setup? Do I check Haku?
>>2657039Presumably you inherit flower and taiki ult
>>2657034Yes, maya is like romulus the legendary first king of rome
>>2657028I would never forget about Mayano. There were only two of us running her and I'm glad she won to this day.
>>2656997Nobody cares about URA era queens. Nobody knew how to play the game at that point
>>2656758And it's over! Snatching a last-second victory by a neck, Sweepy is our Takaramono Kinen champion!
>>2656758>Late start into eaten by end closer blob into dead lastI want to die
>>2656889Oguri if you have her but unironically Ryan.Set up a team that gives her the best chance to get into 6th place and with full power Pump she can get there. I don't think it's worth mutating paces or running paces outside of the big 3. It's just not good enough to beat Taiki/Flower/Oguri even if you get off the inherited SFV and Budding Blossom.
>>2657049Grass is unanimously agreed to be a top 3 queen
>>2657056Says fucking who? Grass is my most hated Uma by far.
>>2657056not according to the polls we had
>>2657052YADA YADA YADA
>>2657020/v/ma-chan is a project to create the ultimate life form so that the umassiah might transfer her consciousness to a perfect body. It counts
why are grassfags so insecure?
>>2657049>MANT umas are all meta picksApparently nobody knows how to play MANT either
>>2657058>muh pollsdo pollfags know those only apply to the thread and time bracket you post them on and aren't a representation of /v/ma as a whole?
>>2657056>grassboomersYou've been surpassed old man
>>2657055Pace ryan does sound good as hell
>>2657057>t.
>>2657052And corner shot, wide swinging Sky just barely pictured.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRp4aXjKuVXNcgVE6U1z48xcNg7IueXVWy3Q0vdDVaZe6RvPsp7vS8jpVoYp2T7JAKsXZUpD4eiVyyy/pubhtml?gid=0&single=trueGood show from everyone, and best of luck in finals. See you all in just six days for the Ai desu. Summer, isshun. This one's a 1000m straight sprint, no corners!
>>2657073>1000m straight sprintNEKONEKONEKO
>>2657057Behead those who insult the Shogun.
>>2657073>six daysWhoops, I meant 4 days. We'll be back on the 2nd!
No one actually waifus Grass
Is there any etiquette for the stakes for a first timer? I finally have an ace worth bringing
>>2657084bring only one umathat's it
>>2657084just don't bring more than 1 uma, that's itthey fill up fast so you have to be ready to copy paste that code as soon as it's posted
>>2657084Be as quick as lightning. If you're uma raced once or twice let others have a chance at joining. Bring one.
>>2657083I actually really like Grass. Probably on my top 5 most favorite umas. I am seriously considering buying her figgie. It's really elegant. I wouldn't mind having her on my desk even when people come over.
>>2657092>If you're uma raced once or twice let others have a chance at joiningthis is not true btw, do whatever you want
>>2657093sauce
>>2657099ame_pinecandy
>>2657093Which fig? I wanna start a collection now that I closed a fat fuckin deal.
>>2657098It wasn't a hard rule but some people did abide by it in the past. I suppose if you are a nigger it doesn't apply to you.
>>2657100oh its cropped by default, welp thanks either way
>>2657105>noooooo let me join or you are a nigger or somethinglmao fucking backseat jannies trying to change the rules of everything, the only rule is to bring one, just be faster bro
when will they add the ability to clock races outside of mant
>>2657109Unironically 3rd Anniversary.
>>2657104Kotobukiya 1/7 Grass Wonder. Saw it the other day on the pakalive stream and i'm seriously considering it.
>>2657115good thing you said unironically I wouldn't have believed you otherwise
I'm thinking of making a Ballroom Fuji, Wedding Curren, Taiki team for sprint. What do you think? I like them all and they'd have a theme: "Let's all dress nice and not tell Taiki"
>>2657115why are they like this
>>2657124You must suffer like I have
>>2657121Thats a super solid team, you'll do just fine.
>>2657119You're welcome. They also change it so the infirmary always heals you, and in JP right now it looks like they're getting rid of all of the trainee events that restrict your facility.
>>2657127LOLANG!!!
is it true that sprint is a casino and everyone is viable?
>>2657131No. Taiki and Nishino are going to be strong as fuck.
>>2657131>casinoYes>everyone is viableIf they can run pace
>>2657131no lol
>>2657131No.Last sprint CM was a casino because nobody had accels. This CM these 3 are head and shoulders above the rest.
>>2657138>Oguri CapYEP YEPLOOKING GOOD FOR KASAMATSU
>>2657131Anything can happen since the race is so short, but Paces are the closest thing you get to consistency and obviously strong.Last Sprint just gave everyone a particular idea of how they'll go, since they're so rare compared to Mediums/Miles.
>>2657131>casinoEveryone says this>everyone is viableNo one says this, pace chaser CM
>>2657129>they're getting rid of all of the trainee events that restrict your facility.Thats fuckin bad though, theyre actually beneficial. Any proof?
>>2657154>theyre actually beneficialHow is Fine Motion making me train guts when my speed and wit are both rainbows beneficial?
Are backliners good at all for sprint? I want to avoid getting paceblobbed, that shit cost me plat last time.I wish I could run Base Oguri Cap as an end because I love it when I can do that but that's a hell of a mutate since she would need to have 7* of End and 10* of Sprint, which is not actually possible and she would need to hit a distance pink on inspiration to get sprint A, twice for S. There's Mayano but she is a milelet and needs 1* of end which is just enough to make her the same as Oguri where that's not possible without compromising on mile B (shit) or needing to hit sprint pinks on inspiration (also shit). End Rudolf should be possible. There's also Halo since I have both OG and Cheer. If lates are booty she can be an end. Or I could be boring and do Taiki+Falcon+Maruzen.
>>2657129>they're getting rid of all of the trainee events that restrict your facilityWow i forgot about those. MANT is truly peak soulless.
>>2657162>Are backliners good at all for sprint? I want to avoid getting paceblobbed, that shit cost me plat last time.dude just scroll up we already talked about this in this thread and at the end of the last one
>>2657162Lates are usable but ends are dead.
>>2657154Saw it in the JP thread last week, but it did say "some" so maybe some of the really good ones that buff you stay, this is how you cross link right?>>>/vg/571927467
/vg/gers could be here
>>2657162>Are backliners good at all for sprintNot really, they lack a consistent acceleration snd its hard to catch up to the pace chasers once they hit their 0.4 accels.
you fucking niggers told me I didn't need stamina for tiara schedule
Who had training restrictions anyway?I know Golshi, Fine Motion, Gold City, and Pearl, but I don't know if that's a complete list.
>>2657192You don't need AS much stam, are you still below 200 or something? Soft and wet conditions need more stam anyways
>>2657194Sweeper too
>>2657092As the only rep of my oshi, i will enter as many times as I can to counteract the hog menace
>>2657194I'm confident I saw an anon get training locked by Sweep but I don't have her and everyone only played her once before moving to MANT careers
>>2657162Backliners are not in a good place at all. Anyone but pace is going to heavily struggle, but this does not mean they can't win
>>2657172Backreading threads is annoying>>2657180>>2657191Damn, I hate stacking paces with paces. I guess this is time to try and run Fuji for the first time since I did her career story mode in Feb. I also might just not bother for the first time since I don't think I have a taiki parent for the other two aces at all.
>>2657194Flash does
>>2657192well youre running pace chaser my niggarun late if youre under like 230 stam
Do ends have any decent options for inherits besides pump for medium races?
>people malding about Oguri Cap's domination in CMs as of late>hakuraku update>Audibly laughed out loud.
>>2657209People dont hate Vbourbon enough
So should we be putting Angling on our paces, then?
>>2657084There's just two rules>enter who you'd like to see as the next queen of /v/ma>have funThe Day of the Stakes draws near, which shall see the crowning of a New Queen.One day remains
Is end Xogger really that strong? Is it worth trying to outdo my current ace with the 4 borrows I have left?
>>2657208>for medium racesdepends on the track
>>2657218I'm reworking my TT Umas. So just general is what I'm looking for
>>2657216nyo
>>2657221TT umas don't need to buy inherits. They are not cost effective for score inflation. Pump and MPB if you insist.
>finally get a parent/grandparent with restraint>3* stamina>2* mileThat seems useless
WHY HAVEN'T MY DREAMTEAM TICKETS RESET?
>>2657231because they've finally fixed them
>>2657236apolocarats doko
What is my motivation to collect all Umas in the event? You don't even get rewarded for it and it's significantly harder to do once you've gotten your team up to S like I have.
>>2656993I have lost so many races because of it, it was in the mile with Taishin. She would run to the rail, get blocked and lose because of it. The thing is that you will run towards danger a lot of times and screw yourself. It’s not worth it. I made a Taishin without that skill and worse stats and she won more often, that’s how bad it is.
Spark rerolls expected together with GL?
>cope with my last attempt tix>lucky pace XOguri without med s 4doms>XOguri end without med S 4doms>Vbourbon + XOguri 2doms>2 XOguri med S 4doms>1 win against XOguri that didn't proc her uniqueI should have not even bothered training for this CM. I feel like I've just wasted so much of my time without even getting anything in return.Actually, this game in general feels like a major time waster that doesn't even respect you one bit. All it respect are the metachasers and card rollers.Maybe I'll just quit since I heard it'll become even more meta in the future with SGoldshi.
>>2657241Makes me glad I've been slumming it up with G rank scouts that cost nothing.
I have not made a single sprint parent in my life. It's just taiki and the normal schedule to match the grandparents but I have to shore up her med up to B so she can actually run races right? Do I do that for Taiki herself?
>ctrl+f Marvelous 0 resultsI'm disappointed in you /v/ma!
>>2657248see you next cm fag
>>2657245Yeppers, one of the anni missions is to spark reroll
Look I'm just saying Suzuka would be better and sexier if she had big tits and I don't think there's anything wrong with having that opinion.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, DANCHOU SAVE US
>>2657248Summer goldship is a massive boogeyman brother, dont worry about her. She won't do anything and double dom is never better than triple ace
>>2657248My cope is that Summer Golshi fueled debuffers fucking up non-medium CMs is too much effort for the average player.
Doesn't summer goldship end up banned at some point?
>>2657270>>2657272I'm interested in trying out Keen Eye+Dominator bots for Leo to see if it helps backliners beat the pacers at all once S.Golshi is released. It probably won't but gotta try it at least.
>>2657272Imagine giving festival Shichi summer Golshi ult and have her use the -0.3 acceleration debuff on opponents at the beginning of late race
>>2657248This CM is legit not friendly to oshigamers unless your oshi is Oguri. Picrel stolen from /uma/
>>2657248Keep your head up anon, medium is slop until evolved skills get here. Summer goldship won't actually do all that much from what i hear, she gets banned mostly due to annoyance, do not let metafags demoralize you.
>>2656765>my oshi is a frontill see yall in group B lmao
>>2657274Some races will ban debuffs.
>>2657274Yeah she gets banned due to being extremely annoying.
>>2657276Dominator is stronger than Keen eye, I would go with that instead
>>2656991I unironically believe that all nigekiri sisters had amazing reigns so far, and that a Fujin/Falcon reign wouldn't be any different. We NEED to make Falco a q/v/een
>>2657283Some fronts can be mutated to pace like kitasan
>>2657289oh yeah I guess only 1 can activate I don't know what I was thinking. I really wish I had pulled for Sweep for Petrifying Gaze now. Dom+that would have been the combo.
>>2656991what a funny post
Is there an easy way for me to know which races my uma did and did not run if I want to get the completionist title?
>>2657294there's zero soul behind these eyes
>>2657290Falco has a long standing narrative of always coming up short, if she can manage to beat the odds and beat rickey it will be amazing
>>2657250Ebayan lost to THIS!?
>>2657297I'm doing my part!
>>2657295Unfortunately no, you have to go into the trophy cabinet, look at all of them and write down the ones you need to do, and figure out when they're available on the schedule. During a career you can tap on the trophy for the race and it'll show you which umas already won it. but you have to check them one at a time still
>>2657295Unfortunately no
>>2657301>>2657302>unfortunately no>post an easy way to do it???
I LOVE FARMING PARENTS SO MUCHIT'S SO MUCH FUN GUYS YOU SHOULD TRY IT, TOO
>>2657301>>2657302Just filter for the uma and it isn't that time consuming to do.
>>2657290I wouldn't say any of their reigns were "amazing", honestly, but they weren't bad eitherFalco reign would be nice to see after all this time, and a Fujin reign could be good too (especially if it happens before she gets her VBourbon 2 alt)
>>2657297I'm gonna try my absolute bestThe strongest of today vs the strongest in history
>>2657279I survived but I feel like I only got lucky because this CM was pretty bad. There’s no way I don’t die in finals, it feels like a crapshoot whether you get a bunch of fronts or not, getting a room with one side being fronts and then the other being Oguri and doms felt like the best chance I had of winning. I feel bad that I couldn’t get Teio a single win in R2 either when she was doing okay in R1.
>>2657297>if she can manage to beat the odds and beat rickeyI'm looking forward to seeing Falco win the first KWAB award of GL.
>>2657265I don't think 94 is that big
>>2657310Ends were deceptively good this CM or at least significantly better than lates. I still think them having higher top speed than lates despite being able to easily overtake lates with Daring Strike is horseshit.
>>2657306I've been botting my parent runs for like 3 months now.
>>2657312Rickey would be a good q/v/een and I'm looking forward to it.
>>2657256We should make today as more MARVELOUS day
>>2657248>oh a water type pokemon gym>I'm gonna use my SOVL fire types >wtf I keep losing this is bullshit fuck this game
>>2657316I wouldn't bother playing at that point but you do you
>>2657316This is why we need auto careers.
>>2657312You can't be the KWABOTY two years in a row, that's why Taishin is the KWABOTY 2025 and Falco is the KWABOTY 2026
>>2657320lol melty
>>2657320>He thinks doing souless parent runs is playingAlso Cygays added auto career mode and then revamped it again recently, so they agree they are souless.
Don't much care for the next 2 CMs. At least you can pump out sprint aces in one run and say good enough but the dirt is going to be terrible especially for an oshigamer. Like I'm considering the possibility of mutating my dirt G wife but like what's the point when she has basically no chance of beating Falcon/XOguri/Rickey. 1000000000000000000000000x the effort for literally no payoff.
>>2657314I think the main thing with ends is that they’re a matchup fish style in mediums. In rooms with dominators, they can get in a position to win and that’s where they’re scary. In more front heavy rooms they’re dead weight since you can’t get into pump position and you’re just hoping to get a frame 1 Radiant or maybe giga gamble with Thunderbolt Step.
>>2657329You know the one thing I will say about rickey is that if she wins at the very least it's earned with how much effort she takes
hide yo dinner lads
>>2657248>this game in general feels like a major time waster that doesn't even respect you one bitno disrespect, but is this really some peoples first gacha?
>>2657327yeah but thats like saying its okay to bot fan runs because eventually they add auto careers, I'll wait until they arrive, if they add them earlier even better but right now it's cheating and i personally wouldn't feel any satisfaction on winning with a cheating uma
>>2657310she has potential
>>2657335Why the fuck would i play another gacha?
>>2657332I mean you could say it's more effort than XOguri/Falcon but it still pales in comparison to turning a dirt G into A while also getting medium S because you can't win mediums at distance A.
>three more days until they give us the funeral date for MANT
>>2657313that's weight
>>2657343>picrelTOMORROW!!!!
>>2657333oh lawd she cominhow do I get the gorda forma el commander
>>2657335NTA but other gachas have auto daily runs that end in like 10 minutes, uma and specifically MANT takes like 5 hours daily
>>2657335login in pressing 3 buttons to do all your dailies in 5 minutes and closing the game is peak gameplay, you wouldn't get it bro
>>2657335A lot of the /v/ posters never played a gacha before me included.
>flatlined for a weekCheck>worked out todayCheck>killed a makween todayCheck>beerCheckYep, it's finals time.
I love Biko as a card. She gives 45 free energyHowever, every run plan x finishes. Every single one. I do not think I have ever not seen plan x staring at me at the results screen when using itThis starts to get annoying when the supports you actually want to finish don't.
>>2657347Give any uma Best in Japan gold.Play story modeRace 7 it will ask you to choose an uma, then you pick your G+ rank uma that has Best in JapanThe game is scripted for you to winDone
>>2657324At least Taishitters have the excuse of being backliners.Fronts are the strongest running style and Falco is the strongest Front(LMAO) according to Falkeks. They literally have no excuses and they keep getting raped. >losing to Seiun after bragging Falco beats Seiun >losing to her biggest rival Curren >losing to a fucking innate Dirt G uma on DirtNo uma even comes close to Falcos KWAB levels
>>2657345>glued my Mambo for the event rewardsI guess it's time to make a throne mambo. What are the race conditions for tomorrow?
>>2657329Yeah this has gotta be the single worst stretch of 3 CMs ever>Ogurislop where only fronts and Oguri are good>Sprintslop where only paces are good>Ogurislop again (guest starring Rickeyxodia), but it's on dirt this time so go fuck yourself if you didn't roll for any 3* dirtersAt least there's gonna be some refreshing mileKINO waiting for us afterwards...
>>2657347>put the sirius card in your deck>boot up URA>pick a character with a stamcheck race>complete all the sirius dates>brick your run>buy the "best in japan" skill>rerun the arima in the story>pick the uma you just created for the inspiration
>>2657355I'm sorry but these animations fucking suck, they are ugly and border on parody.
>>2657353Biko and Kita are my only MLBs and it's true. Biko always goes to completion.
>>2657368>these animations fucking suckyeah, me
>>2657368Wait til you hear the english dub of the original video
Ladies, gents, it's the day before CM finals. Usually this is a quiet day. Usually this is a resting day. But not this time!In anticipation of the Stakes, and to sweat off some anxiety, we're about to find out who the representative of each running style is for Cancer 2.0!So without further ado, let's begin.CM conditions, 17 slots, FRONT RUNNERS ONLY932591169325911693259116Prove to the world that your front is the best, or perish in the attempt.
>>2657360I don't even have XOguri or Falcon either and I'm sure as shit not pulling for Rickey so it's like what is even my option at that point? Just enter the open?
>>2657353I was surprised how during my most recent Curren run, Biko didn't activate for the whole career and then, thorough senior autumn, finished all three eventsIts perplexing
>>2657329>but the dirt is going to be terrible especially for an oshigamerThe saving grace of having a natural born dirt oshi is that you get to watch everyone else experience a fraction of your pain whenever a dirt CM rolls around.
got a question about the carat calculator: what are "paid miscellaneous pulls" and how do you do them? seems like its not the daily paid pull>>2657358i usually do good conditions, great mood, and a random race. what about Osaka Hai preset?
>>2657377And of course I'm dumb and forgot to mention ONE UMA PER TRAINER.
>>2657368>Not liking funny bounceslopNo wonder Falkeks are mad all the time.
>>2657382Haru or Falcon?
>>2657377That's the most emotional barbin I've ever seen
>>2657377This is just an early stakes room since backliners won't do shit again
>>2657388Falco is an "easy" mutation, F and below is hell
>>2657395Oh, I just assumed she was a G.
>>2657396Turf Ewhich needs 10 turf sparks for A
>>2657397Mutating a turf uma for dirt is 10 times more suffering because there are fewer good dirt parents than turf parents
>>2657397Well that pisses me off then because I've seen Falconfags other places argue with me that it's some great feat to get her running on turf.
>Med B on taiki is probably fine>retry copeful stakes 3 timesoof
>>2657378If you aren't planning to burn carats on Rickey or banana Falco, I guess you could always try pulling for the OTHER dirter who comes out right before that CM? Not sure if she'll actually be any good for it though
>>2657387>>2657355source? animations are hot
>>265740510 turf sparks means you can have at most 6 distance sparks so it's not like it's easy.
>>2657411wait i didnt even know shes a dirterthats amazing
>>2657412There's no porn of the horses
>>2657412'anna anon'. (s)he does uma animation, and porn, but never the two combined (yet)
>>2657412Anna Anonhttps://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2040927294399910252
>>2657411I'm not pulling for an Uma until Pearl.
>>2657384>Osaka Hai preset?Sure sounds fine. I will be there.
>>2657411>dirt Bgood enough, hopefully i dont get raped too badly on the pulls
had to clock debut because there were no fronts award
>>2657411>>2657414NSM and unique is slightly weaker Pulse. So gambling but there's a clear plan for victory there.
I kinda didn't pay much attention to this thread, did I miss any important posts
>>2657377Looks like it'll take a while to fill up, so I will post the other as well. The races will start half an hour before banner reset time, which is just a bit over 2 hours from now.Next up is the showdown of the pace chasers! Oshigamers, tread with caution, your trainee might just be eaten by the multitude of Xoggers that is sure to appear here.CM conditions, one uma per trainer, PACE CHASERS ONLY*451112014511120145111201*Letting the race be decided by which pacer gets the lucky promotion is gay so as the host I will supply one additional front runner to make sure that doesn't happen. Said front is automatically disqualified.
What G1 losses can you take on the tiara+sprint schedule? If I try to clock everything while training Nishino I'll run out and get bricked by a lost epithet race before the end of classic year.
>>2657388>Haru or Falcon?
>>2657433Yeppers
i dont have a single remotely viable pace chaseroh well
>>2657439What is it?
>>2657444how do you not have Taiki or Oguri?
>>2657448i meant as in not built for any sort of mediums
>>2657411Bijin is pretty aight, nothing special but also nothing truly amazing
>>2657437Hopeful Stakes, Takarazuka Kinen, one of the Sprinters Stakes, one of the Mile Championships.Also one of the Yasuda Kinens if you happen to fit one into classic year.
>>2657434>look into my stable>last pace chaser i trained was in fucking UNITYHoly shit, I've never realized it looked so fucking GRIM for pacers.
>>2657377>>2657434The third race is of course going to be showdown of the late surgers! This is where the oshi crowd has a chance to shine. Bring your off-meta aces, your dominator hybrids, and anything else you can find!CM conditions, one uma per trainer, LATE SURGERS ONLY*608287616082876160828761*As before I will add a front to prevent promotion from having a hand in who wins.
>Fuji is actually good for pace slopLETS GO
>>2657464Setup?
>the one day where im busy miss out on THREE threadsHow are you neighers always busy when im busy
>>2657467dawg its fucking over lmao
>>2657377>>2657434>>2657459And finally, the end closers also get their turn. Will this be another XOguri fest? Are we about to witness magic? Or could a dark horse potentially take it home? Let's find out!The races start in a bit less than two hours from now, half an hour before banner reset.CM conditions, one uma per trainer, END CLOSERS ONLY*134352341343523413435234*Again providing a pacemaker to block promotions.
>>2657464are you THE fujibro? Good for you if so
>>2657456Realizing I've almost exclusively trained fronts during MANT is pretty blackpilling
>>2657470Love how proud and smug the chibi Sweepy looks. She's such a cutie.
>Never Give Up>4 seconds of speed up that works on any corner, any positionWhat the hell, is this the most autoinclude skill of all time?
>>2657354>>2657367thanks bros
>>2657480At least you dodged a lot of pain that way. Your clock stash would be considerably lower if you for a backliner main ;_;
WAIT!!!will we be able to retry races in GL?
Why are there more people in the Pace, Late and End cups even though they were posted after the Front thread? I thought this was a Front general
>>2657487only the mandatory ones that you lostunless they bring the 3rd anni change lmao
>>2657488I'm playing the game desu, ill join later
>>2657488fraudnts
>>2657419
>>2657488Most people don't have Bourbon/SMaru/Falcon
>>2657499i say that
>>2657500Everyone has them, if you don't what did you even pull for?
>>2657488WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME
>>2656729She was in the anime 3 years ago bro
>>2657502oshis
CMs over, what did you think of it and how do you think you'll do in finals?
>>2657513certified gold collector
>>2657488I made a front earlier for the first time since Aries, and it was a Falco specifically for TT
Should I bother maning EndXOg if I have to borrow both WitCB and Throne?
>>2657513Honestly I found it pretty easy, trying to highroll a UG+ for finals
>>2657513platinum or kms
>>2657513Eh probably get my gold streak broken and get silver or bronze in B finals
>>2657513but it's not over, still two hours left for day 4 and we still have a day till finals
>>2657518there's 14 hours until finals registration ends wdym
>>2657518an end closer without daring strike is like a cock without balls
>>2657513Plat 11 in the bag
>>2657513I'll win unless I get majorly unlucky
>>2657518Making an end oguri this late is kind of fucked, and if you need to borrow CB its kinda dober
>>2657529i want to believe this too, but ive seen some unfathomable shit the past few daysthe kind where you truly ask yourself how its even possible
>>2657513I've lost 11/13 graded CMs despite being the favourite to win in about 11/13 of them.This was my strongest round 2 yet, but why would good things happen tomorrow?
>>2657513I was not good enough to train my oshi into a winner so I had to make a quick and dirty front to get her into A finals and I hate myself for it. I don't think I will win plat.
We could do some finals simulator rooms, might as well while we wait
>>2657524>>2657525>>2657534Good to know, I just needed to hear it. I'll take 3rd with my PaceXOg that will miss a heal
>>2657546Still two more runs in the mines before borrows are exhausted
>>2657488Fronts on the streets, late in the sheets.
>play a little of ura and unity>mant starts to feel like unplayable slogCOUNTDOWN DOKO
>>2657513I'm honestly really confident, this would be the 3rd time I beat oguri in MANT. I'm getting pretty exhausted of seeing her though, not looking forward to CM17 being the oguri show and all of GL also being oguri slop
>>265756022 days
>>2656843Casino Drive was cute in the u u u peformance
Not the host, but 2 more hours until lobbies close!CM conditions, 17 slots, FRONT RUNNERS ONLY93259116CM conditions, one uma per trainer, PACE CHASERS ONLY45111201CM conditions, one uma per trainer, LATE SURGERS ONLY60828761CM conditions, one uma per trainer, END CLOSERS ONLY13435234Come join a race for >fun!
>>2657572I'll join soon bro, let me finish this run
>>2657560Im exactly the opposite, playing URA and Unity feels like having my hands tied
>>2657572>Slow MetabolismIs that the official story? The rumours I heard were a little more... spicy, shall we say.
>Lose Yourself is late exclusive>Lose Myself is a Shakur evolved skill>but it’s end only so you can’t Lose Yourself and Lose MyselfCringe
>>2657576umamusume are born to train, not to run 5 races in a row
>>2657580Lose Yourself is long only so it's worthless anyways
>>2657580you summer golshi unique?
>>2657584You don't want to win the #1 most prestigious race with a late surger?
>>2657577Be careful asking questions you don't want an answer to.
>got hit by triple dominatorsFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
I hope my ghost knocked a bunch of people off finals.
>>2657595I bet my ghost got a lot of people into A finals
I should have grabbed Shake it out on top of the other 3. Would rather it do something rather than nothing
>>2657585I’m considering this. I promise you, if I ever get Air Shakur, I will use this for one CM, and I will bring her to practice rooms.
>>2657513I can be raped by six fronts otherwise i have good chances.
decided to gamble yesterday, realized i dont need any of this shit. anyone need anything from picrel?https://litter.catbox.moe/33i89awslumjoreq.png
>>2657595I hope my ghost got ectoplasm on someone's face
fill up those rooms fellasthis football game is absolutely atrocious, makes me wanna blow my head smooth off
niggas really be watching futa balls
>>2657614woah, i suddenly like /sp/orts now!
>>2657607>this football game is absolutely atrocious, makes me wanna blow my head smooth offI hate soccer but I hate Canada and Canadians even more so I'm hatewatching and hoping they lose.
>>2657616truly a shame both cant lose
>>2657614Semen slurping sport
Of course today is the day it wants to send my mood flying down to awful in Senior year. Fuuuuck you
finals today or tomorrow?
>>2657625nevereos soon
>>2657513i'm just happy to be in a finals
>>2657625Tomorrow, Day 4 still has an hour and a half before it's over, then you have 12 hour registration period, followed by a 12 hour >matchmaking period. So roughly 25+ hours from now
>>2657628plat waiting for you king
>>2657604God damn I don't know a single one of these, impressive
are they really?
>>2657572T minus 1 hour.
>>2657641I forgot to check people's horses to see if they were cheating so I'm not sure.
>>2657641Yeah, the cheater was in one of the clubs >here, not a /v/ club but the danchou of the club posts here.
>try homegrown parents>inspirations so shit i want to kill myself
>In B league>Good winrate but lose when someone whips out competent xoguri>Good winrate means I will be put up against people who similar winrates(theory on my part)>They will likely be xoguris>mfwIts over...
>>2657645Oh, THAT danchou? Yeah, he sure cheats a lot alright. I feel sorry for his uma wife
>>2657633i dropped to b finals in the last cm because i'm a dumbass who didn't check how bad late/pace was doing on hakuraku, the last two times i missed a finals i won a plat the cm afterwardwould be really funny to do it again
Tazuna? More like Tazuma!
>>2657641Yeah, there was at least one. I reported him and actually got a human reply I think so hopefully he does get banned
What makes westerners want to cheat more? JP basically never had a problem like this
>>2657662becoming the number one trainer in the victoria frontier cord
>>2657662dunno, ask frontfaggots
>>2657662Never play a multiplayer game popular in slav and south american nations. A free one at that.
>>2657641Those cheats as literally undetectable, the only reason people are giving them any attention is because the cheaters actively chose the most blatant gold skills to give them, but what would happen if they just cheat in the gold skills they have in the cards? that way you don't have to care about getting agemasen.So if they get banned it won't mean the cheats are over or only those two were cheating, they only made it obvious and I think it was to promote the cheat.
>>2657662>JP basically never had a problem like thislol
>>2657662Didn't they have a cheating problem at around the same time too?
>>2657662Notice how no tools like Hakuraku started appearing until global. West was more proficient in data mining the game and making tools around it. This leads to exploits as well. Japan are not all that great with tech these days, computers, programming, whatever, they're just not that great at it. Great at playing games generally speaking, but not so much at hacking and making software beyond games
>>2657662It was a thing in JP apparently and got patched during 3.0
This has to be the worst world cup game ive ever seen
2/15 during 3 attempts just now. Much more SS+s Xogs. If the same doesn't improve next week I'm gone.
>>2657676Who is it? I haven't watched a single s*ccer game this year and i'm glad for it
>>2657674>they didnt even import anti-cheat patches from JP version to globalHOLY FUCK, WHAT A BUNCH OF LAZY FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT
>>2657676it's a fucking 0-0 tie that's just every god damn soccer game ever
How the fuck do I get enough stam when I'm not training power and the shop doesn't cooperate? I'm already down 3 clocks on this Taiki run because she has 169 stam.
>>2657679Next CM is a casino bro, don't expect consistency from it other than paces winning lol
>>2657679I keep telling you people shitter hours don't exist but nobody wants to believe it.
>>2657676This
>>2657618>>2657685are these posts connected somehow
>>2657669>Those cheats as literally undetectableWhat's the point of pic rel then?
>>2657689shitter hours don't do anything if you're an even bigger shitter than the shitters
>>2657693>CrackProof>isn't actually crack proof
>>2657692indeed they areevery person on that pitch needs to get launched into the sun, ref too
>>2657694like I legitimately cannot tell the difference in what makes this 0-0 soccer game anymore boring than other 0-0 soccer gamesit's all the same shit it's fucking boring that's what the sport is
>>2657693r stands for raped
CAN'T SCORE
>>2657698There are really exciting soccer games around, look at the 2022 world cup finals for example.
>>2657698Yup yup! I'm thinking this semen slurping sport isnt for me
>>2657698its the difference between shooting and missing and not shooting at all. i believe recently there was a game where the team won with 0 hits on target. other team self-scored, and they just wasted time for like an hour
>>2657669>Oh, egads! My early race is ruined.>But what if... I were to cheat TTL and disguise it as my Twin Turbo? Delightfully devilish, Bourbon.
Special Week, aka The Face of the Franchise, aka The Ruler of Japan, aka The Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun.nsfw OChttps://files.catbox.moe/uf2mfd.pngSorry for the cringe dialogue but I did try to make it on character
>>2657705no one can even complete a fucking passno ones got any vision or feel for the state of the game, no can even shoot on fucking targetVILE
ZERO GOLDEN HAMMERS DURING THE ENTIRE RUN AWARDCAN'T WAIT FOR GRAND FUCKING LIVE
>>2657698Low score count means every game is more volatile and you get more upsets. It might be boring when nothing is happening but overall you get more surprise winners. It's sort of how only two victory stakes races means there is a higher likelihood of a non xogger q/v/een while ten races would normalize into guaranteed xogger win.
>>2657698>Shit Rules>Diving>Murdering other players when you know you're heading out>Diving>Most of the euro teams are neighers now>Diving>Diving>Diving
>>2657684They are scared of breaking anything, and seeing what happened after Guts rework and recent event, they might be right
>>2657717HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2657715Finally, the bigger and sluttier we were waiting for.
>>2657715big and slutty!
>>2657709Holy mother of kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJmdmgRIb1g
I really don't know why Cygames is so fucking scared to punish people for using third party software. At this rate they're going to have to quarantine us from JP once we catch up
>>2657715Slutty Spe is very cute, I can't wait until they fix her unique so I can use her more.
>>2657715BIGGERSLUTTIER
>>2657715Holy sex. Thank you for continuing to deliver god-tier OC.
PSA: It's called football. Hope this helps!
>>2657715Spe would not fall for this.
>>2657728>implying jp doesn't use third party software
>>2657715>The snack got eatenDenying fatties of their food is cruel and abusive.
>>2657735its called flopshit actually, sorry falco
>>2657715HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRAWGOD
>>2657715Not the snack...
>>2657715KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2657715THE S E X OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2657715Incredible
>>2657738Besides Westerners using a translation patch? I really doubt Japs have actually made anything
FUCK CANADA
>>2657715Thanks drawGOD this is peak
>>2657715Is she bigger sluttier because of the food?
god bless that white nigga for having the first clean shot of the game after 91 minutes bless that nigga for not letting this shit go to penalties
>>2657715>/v/ma is trying to make me attracted to special week again
>Africans implodeGOOD
>>2657718heres a volatile sport that will cause an upset: guess 'em
>>2657715>Speech bubbles are seemingly meant to be read from left to right>The top panels are read from right to leftWot?Aside from that, naisu
Alright, enough semen slurping today. Time to actually open the game
>>2657715the way you use triangles instead of As will forever annoy me
>>2657764Umamusume: Pretty Derby is most definitely a semen slurping game though just look at all the front mains and XOguri users
>>2657715This shit is so peak
>>2657756At least they could never make me attracted to Smart Falcon.
finally got a decent gw seiun parent and i've been borrowing her for so long it feels weird looking for a guest parent that ISN'T her
>>2657770The game itself made me attracted to smart falcon
>>2657715I can't believe I am actually going to fap to Special Needs...
>>2657771I feel like even if you get a decent one you should still borrow the best possible one since there's just so many out there.
>>26577611 wit, 2 pace
>>2657715BAAAAAAASED KIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2657723at least it's a shitty run overall so i don't care much
>>2657774desu i see it as having way more freedom now. I have rod secured for my fronts and don't have to limit myself to searching for a seiun parent anymore. i can just find anyone with good sparks and high affinity
>>2657778I'm aiming for a similar statline, may I see the deck please?
Wow that game was fucking trash bros, time to do my runs.
>Want to learn to draw lewds>This implies learning and having to spend hours drawing and looking at cocksNot looking forward to that... Big respect for drawfags here
start the race sloppa
>>2657782>rod
>>2657784
>>2657789Man not yet, I haven't even joined any.
>>2657790i swear i saw someone here call it that. am i crazy? i must be crazy.
>>2657788then draw women solo or just look at your own>>2657776just as bad, BUT THE WHITES...
>>2657788cockas are fun to draw
>>2657793he said an hour before banner reset which was 3 min ago so you better join fast
>>2657792Thank you. Hmm, I wonder if I can get 1100 wit and 900 guts with 2 guts cards and 2 wit cards...
What am i in for? Do i have to leave my club and join Oy neigh now?
>>2657788are you the kind of guy regular porn is gay and only watches boring lesbian shit?
>>2657800Fuck off, we're full.
>>2657799you can
>>2657800NaizuriKINOA very sweet careerA really powerful ace Ignore the false flagger above me
>>2657801Usually prefer solo_female but yeah
so uhhhh what's the deck for a CM16 S. Maru ace
>>2657800She's cute, she's versatile, her career is good, and she'll have a lot of use.
How do frontrunners benefit from guts when their win condition is hitting angling and being way out in front outside of duel range and slower than every other style behind them unable to trigger dueling as they get passed?What does guts actually do for a frontrunner?
>>26578081 speed 2 wit 3 guts or 2 speed 2 wit 1 power 1 throne
>>2657810>unable to trigger dueling as they get passed?wtf I didn't know that
>>2657810Longer and stronger spot struggle
Nakayama 3600m heavy longslop CM when???
>>2657818Never ever thankfully
>>2657812its just that it's very unlikely. dueling triggers by being around the same speed as someone for like 2 seconds on the final straight. phase modifiers make this very unlikely. If an end closer is coming up on your ass, they're going fast enough that you won't duel them, also dueling can only trigger if you have enough HP left and often times when rearpack meets the frontrunner their hp is too low to trigger dueling anymore.
so is taiki better as a front or pace in cm16
>Get fast runner for the first time in weeks>Condor doesn't finish her event chain>No Medium S despite cracked parents and 10+ medium sparks>Lackluster summers and trainings>Last borrow of the dayWelp, guess I'm locked in for finals. I made one replacement so that's better than none
>>2657808Do you have your own finemo?
>>2657830depends
>>2656309I am still here. I am still training for our match.I have not won a single game of Civ 6 yet, using Settler difficulty+Online speed.My current game I'm angling for religion victory with the Nubians. I'm doing fairly good but the game's going to end and I'm most likely going to lose out on victory once more.
>>2657377>>2657434>>2657459>>265747015 minutes left, get in here.
>>2657832lb2 unfortunately
>>2657830Fronts are struggling for sprint, she needs to be in 3rd/4th to activate her unique anyway. >hurr hurr but you can run at three front team and if she's in third...Yeah but that's just worse than running her as pace. Sprint is a pace fest, the one time when fronts don't have the real edge, at least not Taiki front.
>>2657715Needs a bit of pudge.
>>2657840>Fronts are struggling for sprintGood
I might unironically have to do this
>>2657848>spending 45 clocks worth of clovers on 22 clocksretard
>>2657831Oh yeah and to top off the shit cherry on the shit run it gave me slow metabolism right before the last few trainings in case there was someway of somehow unbricking this run
>>2657831same. I managed to make a minor improvement to my vourbon. she takes angling like 70% of the time but at med A she would job 80% of the time thereafter. Managed to get a med S but lost 1-2 midrace whites in the process, but in the 1 ticket she got to run in she showed she wont' job as much if she hits angling. Still not a sure thing but I think if i didn't push for it that I'd be guaranteeing myself 3rd place. I think now I at least have a chance.
>>2657847Falco's still pretty good apparently
>>2657848I mean clovers are pretty useless anyway so go for it but also this is pathetic
>>2657848I already spent my clovers on clocks. The fuck else is there to spend them on?
>>2657857A ticket?
>>2657847We'll be back for grandlive brometheus
>Taiki eats 5 clocks for the hopeful stakes on med BWhat do I do lord?
>>2657851I know I have a chance, my improved Seiun actually was going off yesterday, outperforming my S. Maru by a pretty wide margin which wasn't the case before I remade her. If I had made a better S. Maru I feel I'd be in a really strong spot, but alas she evaded me. Just lots of really shit luck in these last few borrows, got me feeling kinda salty but it's whatever. The entire prep for the CM has been like that and I don't really know why, just way more unlucky when it came to making decent aces this time. Now I know the competition isn't exactly fierce, a lot of people are mantbroken, but it doesn't need to be fierce to still be annoying. Last few Finals they've thrown me into fucking whale simulators and even if they don't hit me with a throne Xoguri/Bourbon whatever then I know somehow we can job to an S+ Xogger just due to bad luck. At least my Seiun is more insulated than last time but fuck if they haven't been giving me late starts for half of these matches. At least I can put it behind me, I'm gonna do other stuff until tomorrow. Have fun guys.
Would you guys bother remaking aces at a 72% WR? I am tired of MANT desu
>>2657868Ehh maybe not, they sound pretty solid to me.
>>2657862As soon as I get VBourbon my plats will skyrocket
>>2657872Can't get her guaranteed until the second anni, and by then fronts are entering their last stand. The ship has sailed
>>2657836The rooms aren't full yet but it's close, I'll give it 10 more minutes.
>>2657868I'm at 78% and i'm trying to get a better Grass. I really want her to win this time.
>>2657868changing your team in the middle of a cm would invalidate the win
>>2657876I'll get VFujin then and slurp her fat chocolate-covered udders while styling on everyone of you
>>2657879It's okay if you're just retraining the same girls though
>>2657879Not true if they're the same trainees
>>2657879My neigher you don't even have five plats, you don't get to tell people what's valid or not
>>2657872Meanwhile I'm not even worrying about meta, I tried to get Air Shakur and all I got was some dumb hag in a bikini.
>>2657884I have ten platinums
>>2657886>noooooooo I just got sex instead of an ugoooo
>>2657889I have never used fronts once in any single CM ever and I'm not about to start now.
>>2657888Yeah, and I'm mechaLemaire
>>2657889Actually, the only ugoo uma in the game is winning ticket
Looks like Taiki got high on her own supply... Sad!
>>2657894Yeah so ugly. Disgusting even.
>>2657893Bobo has gone too far this time...
>>2657893>MechaLeMickeySad existence
>>2657894Welcome out of the closet anon!
I GIVE MY LIFENOT FOR HONORBUT FOR YOU
Start the rooms
>>2657902I'd buy them and then give up on the run.
The front room is officially starting!
Anyone started running Leo ace/parents yet? I'm a bit unsure about the deck: do you think it is better to borrow Bakushin and have a cope Wit card, or to pick Throne and use Sirius Guts?I'm actually tempted to switch Urara out for her even when borrowing Throne, guaranteed Shrewd Step sounds pretty good and the occasional Lone Wolf hint is quite good.On the other hand, everyone on Haku is using Groove instead of her, so maybe I'm missing something.
well that was kinda cool. no meds but still fun when you get those big skill hint explosions.
>>2657909>groundwork>dodging danger>prudent positioning>anglingThat's a fucking jackpot of a half as long as you get a pink on the second one.
AAAIIIIEEEEEE
Corner shot! Bourbon fought hard, climbing to 1st from the back half of the pack, but the round bird wasn't having any of it.Pace room starting now!
>>2657913GW and Dodging yes. PP comes from throne but more hints are nice if that's the one I go with in the end.The ideal 2nd inspo would be meds, ignited WIT, PTO, and KFC. Can't be too greedy tho. All I really want is meds.
>>2657919She could've won btw
>>2657908I think I would stick with what you have at the moment, after doing a few practice rooms the statlines are so easy to hit that throne is not really necessary imo.
>>2657908Groove has 10RB, Sirius only has 5
>>2657919HOEH??????
>>2657788bro it's literally just a cilinder with a triangle on top, you don't need to study every single inch of the body's anatomy like a doctor to draw, just practice shapes
Oguri lives up to expectations, and despite only 3 participating they sweep the podium!And now it's time for the late surgers, the race of oshi dreamers!
Thank you so much for the nice comments about the OC. I read and appreciate all of them, I simply can't quote them all.>>2657762Yeah I should have flipped the text bubbles on the first panel to at least make it consistently right to left. I did think about it, but my ESL + JTL manga-rotten brain wasn't having a problem with it so I let it pass, but I did notice. I'll try to make my future pieces with dialogue internally consistent.>>2657765I did try to make normal A's because of a previous post like this... I missed one or two but I did try... in the moans I prefer the chaotic text so I left it as that.>>2657788I'll be honest in porn I hate hate hate when the girl looks godly and is being fucked by an amorphous weird thing vaguely reminiscent of a mushroom, instead of a decently drawn penis. Plus, it's supposed to be (You), so it's better to make it at least look decent right? I'm just a hobbyist but I still want my art(and porn) to look as good as possible and that means studying everything, including cockas (plus I also think they are fun to draw, once you get past the mental block)>>2657753She genuinely already has a really nice figure. No need to make her much bigger. I just gave her a very slight buff. Pic related>>2657841Maybe on a future piece. I do find a bit of chub sexy
>>2657928No, you don't understand, I need to watch thousands of hours of cocks cumming to get all the correct anatomy, also a shit ton of naked men squatting so I learn how the muscles move. Yes, I admit there has been times where I just watched and didn't draw anything, but I make up for it by watching even more.
Yeah I figured my Princess would get stuck in 2nd place
>>2657933you can double your study time if you watch gay porn because there's more cocks to reference in it
A close finish until the other two races so far!And now, on to the last one.
>kikuka sho>super creek and mcqueen rivalsThere's literally nothing you can do here it's so frustrating. 60 stats to the trash
>>2657942OISSU
>that Inari slingshot at the endwhat happened there?!
>>2657928Why must you guys inspire me to do terrible things?
>all the public Leo lobbies are either open lobbies or retarded faggot cocksuckers that don't start when the lobby fills I'm over it
And that's it! Inari is clearly the best end closer. At first it looked like they might not catch the pace maker but then all of them overtook her at once.
>>2657919>Cool! I wanna see how i di-ACK
Jiggie!https://jiggie.fun/z06C09
>>2657948She hit every velocity skill + ult + dueling.
>>2657963Inari is a beast. I really regret not rolling for her
HAG MILK
>>2657948Just more skills
>>2657952KEK
>>2657919>>2657929>>2657942>>2657954Thank you everyone for competing in the Style Cup - Cancer edition. Congratulations to Smart Falcon, Oguri, Neicha, and Inari One for winning their respective style races!I'd also like to extend a fuck you to the guy bringing a G+ Haru Urara to every race, that's fucked up man.That's all for now, go catch your umamons and prepare yourself mentally for finals and the Stakes tomorrow.
>>2657966You and me, i regret not getting her and sweep but it just wasn't in the cards
>>2657952Meme arrows
IWNBAUG
>>2657948inari's unique triggers on dueling, so if she doesn't duel she's weak, but if she does duel that duel is extra strong. She's one uma you should always try to sneak in more guts if you can.
>>2657976You will never be a UG?
my only 4 win ticket in round 2 came at the last minute.
>>2657979Exactly
>>2657971Thank you for hosting that was >fun!
>>2657919She understood the assignment.
Alright, it's time bros. Post your FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!Might change out fujin depending on if I get a good kita with my borrows, but I'm pretty satisfied.
oooo, tickets
GIVE ME THOSE EXTRA 10 TICKETS YOU STOLE FROM ME YOU NIGGER GAME
>>2657987I'll try to improve my Teio but I can't complain whenever I'm in A finals.
>>2657987I'm predicting a 3rd place finish in the near future for me.
>>2657715WEW
This just occurred to me but has anyone ever matched with anyone here for finals?
oh no
>>2657999Nah, but I won plat against a guy from /vg/ once, I've seen people from here on my group too.
>>2657987Its over for me, Big Dog, my gut says that my gold streak is over and its gonna be solver this time
>>2658000NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MEJIRO ISLAND
:D
>>2657999I matched with a CLUBMATE on a recent finals, didn't even notice until he told me we both lost
>>2657715HOLY SHIT
>>2657987My HERO will bring home plat.
Rounds are over. Post final standings.averaging both Bourbons gets me 60%wr total.
>>2657715Absolutely fantastic stuff! I gotta get myself in gear so I can deliver too.
>>2658010
>>2657999I never check who I match with. I'm so low in the ranks I doubt I could even match with another poster.
>>2657987I won't be mad if Kitasan wins but obviously I'd much prefer it to be Kawakami. She really struggled in round 2 so I'm not expecting much.
>>2657999Pretty sure the first Scorpio or Virgo had a couple of anons facing off in the finals.
>>2657987Was bourbons racewear always THIS slutty?
Why would anyone ever use a Front that has no mid-race ult like Bourbon, Maru or Falcon? How can others even compete with that?
>>2658016Virgo had the danchou face off i remember, funny that technically forever der/v/ danchou will always be 1-0 against the otherworldly front runner.
Done with the event. It was pretty fun honestly.
>>2658010I guess I'll post this too, I wanna say around 55-60% total.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBlj7VbCAc
>>265801045/80Good enough considering that my fronts crumble to actual front mains and XOguri was in most of my races.
dacchis new scenario is in 5 hours how are we feeling
>>2658022Yeah this was one of the few events where it actually felt fun to play and not like a chore
>>2658020pic rel
>>2658026I hate Rice so much.
>>2658010this CM made me a Mejiro Ryan enjoyer
>>2658030WRONG ANSWER
>>2658026feels like dacchis get a new scenario every monthwhat are the alts btw, did El get one or is she still stuck with Monk?
>>2658026No?
>>2658030We heard you the first five times, MaQueen.
>>2658018Falco unique is early and it sets you up in the lead, Kita has a great carryover this CM, Seiun autowins if she gets in the lead and has innate escape artists, all of them can compete with enough mid race, fronts had good gimmicks until Smaru and Vbourbon ruined it all
>>2658030ok ketofag
>>2658010The 60% Kitasan only ran 5 races.Kawakami had a 57% win rate going into round 2 and plummeted to 40%.
>>2658027Yeah 9/10 event all it lacked was a reward for capturing all the umas. But then you would have salty people complaining about not having enough races to do that asap. And nips complain more than westerns so I get why they didn't do that
>>2658033NTR and Fine altsCygames has FORGOTTEN about El...
>>2658022it had fun progression and it was cool that the umas you're recruiting are other players borrow slots or TT members or something.If you just buy big number you'll do okay, but if you know the game well you can check their stats and find some real monsters.
>>2658038>100% wrwaow
>>2658040Who?
You can't trick me to post my results to embarrass myself.
tfw your S-rank Sei loses by a head to a UG5 El on dirt.Feeling kind of smug, actuallyI'm guessing my opponents don't benefit from all the event status bonuses?But damn, she beat UG Inari One too.
>>2658036Exactly, there is no point in using other Fronts, Seiun will never get Angling, the rest can't steal the lead from Bourbon, Maru or Falcon, they might as well not even exist
>>2658035>McKWAB getting cocky again>send in the birds
>>2658034is it not on monday or am i retarded
>>2658051Oh my bad it is.
>>2658022yup, that event was chill
>>2658046I'm so tired and bitter I don't want to share results or really say much nice to anyone
>>2658054Spurdo Sparde...
>>2658057SUOMI :DDDDDDD
>>2658026>new ntr is a XOguri clone>SS tierFuck cygames
>>2658050She won a dirt race against actual dirters with just Dirt B, cut her some slack.
Whew, and done, thank God for my high rank Nice NatureSpeaking of, you guys wanna see what she looks like? Trust me, its not what you expect
>>2658061Does anyone know what Ramen Fine Motion does? They forgot to show her in the stream
>>2658057you can change your team name btw
>>2658064>>2658054>>2658022This is fucking bullshit
>>2658066She hasn't been announced yet even though we've seen her in the teaser
Is there a single person who has completed a McQueen career?I can't find any in the umadex event.
the high score veterans in this pokedex event are some of the most horrifying shit I've ever seen in my life
>>2658010yeah it's soulless, whatever
>>2658074I have, she was my first hot springs in fact
>>2658074I killed a McQueen run for the team bonus
>>2658074just throw in your own as a captain for one race to register and switch off. i got like 40 umas registered for the points bonus and stats>>2658075at 150k+ i just get the same UF Taiki on every team lmao
>>2657987>Hey there, Niggeroonie!
>>2658078>>2658079I didn't want to do this.
>>2658079There's also a UF Xogger now.
>>2658071Anon, let me let you in on a secret, get s xoguri and a smalcon, whatever rank will do, and when your team umas get to S rank, forget about your own, change it to whatever uma hasn't been recorded yet, and keep buying UG rank umas, UG1, UG2 .etc. and then save up for UF ones
>>2658083>captured the UF Ogurin and the UF Taiki>just saw a UG9 condor that i'll catch laterSo you want to be an umamon master?
>>2658082>>2658078pls dont make your umas sad on purpose
>>2658088If all of you could kindly log in, switch McQueen to your captain for a while, and hang out around the 150K team rating mark, you can stop this.
>>2658088I did it to Grass too
>>2657987Vodka won me the first cancer plat. Daiwa WILL win me the second!
>>2658090resorting to blackmail now are we?>>2658091aside from the toilet bowl stats some of these slaughtered horses even had debuffs like gatekept and running idle on them
>>2658085That's not what I am referring to, I was not given a fair chance at this event by being excluded from the pseudoresets where everyone got to run 10 extra times, I wanted to have fun with this event and they took it from me
I am actually going to fail the Umadex event, I am so ungodly retarded, I would fail at drawing a line with a ruler
Do you use speakers or headphones for your PC set up? Not factoring in voice.
>>2658093I got whipped by front Scarlets that took back their leads on the home stretch and it kinda fucked me up. happened twice.i thought their ult had already fired how tf did she turn it into triumphant pulse like it was the tenno sho autumn but if she actually won that race
I'm worried about finals, how do you guys cope?
>>2658098maybe if you posted whats wrong we could help?>>2658099headphones, but loud enough so i can take them off and still hear shit
>>2658099Kinda cheapo crappy speakers but good enough to jam some music/youtube during the day, some nicer headphones at night or when I'm gayman
>>2658099Headphones because I live with my family and I care a lot about my privacy.
>>2658101I gaslight myself into thinking that I don't really care
>>2658101I stopped caring once I knew I had the worst plat winrate out of everyone with similar race winrates per CM, I am simply not meant to win, I am simlpy cursed with unluck
>>2658106I try to do this but the problem is I really want the Cancer starred plat...why did it have to be my least favorite CM yet? The first Cancer was my favorite. I shouldn't care but I do
>>2658099I have been using the same exact Logitech Z623 speakers that have been with me since like 2014They have been transferred across 3 different computer tower builds
>>265798740% WR. They fought hard and made it to the finals on my last ticket. I'm proud of them. Natie's already got her eyes on that bronze trophy, it's practically hers.
>>2658099Headphones
>>2658108This is how I feel about the gacha, my luck is truly cursed when pulling for anything. For CMs my luck is kinda half and half. It's a coin toss most of the time, at about 7 plats so about half. Would be really nice to win this one
>>2658102I am not completing my Umadex fast enough, 15 Races per day is NOT ENOUGH at all, why make the only fun event time-gated? I never have enough points to get the big Umas for score, I don't have enough time to get everything
>>2658101I'm used to losing. I mean I've been losing since the day I was born.
>>2658101The fastest win round 1, the strongest win round 2, and the luckiest win the finals. Just make sure you tried your best and don't have any regrets.
>>2658120umarollers eating good
>>2658115I have 1 out of 14 plats with an average 60 winrate per CM. We are not even on the same dimension of unluck
>>2658097Capm down, anon, we got few more days, event glitched up in the first day, think it gave extra race tickets and then fucked up with the reset, I almost missed my own second day because of it, its gonna be okay
>>2658102>headphones, but loud enough so i can take them off and still hear shitDid you mean quiet enough?
>>2658122I tried my "best", but the reality is I could have optimized even more before Throne. I used all 20 borrows post throne, got one new ace. But I could have optimized the other one better. I tried. I spent a lot of time grinding out parents/aces early on but nothing lined up and eventually I burned myself out again for a few days until it started and settled on good enough. Every CM it's like that so I'm always just slightly falling short in stupid ways and I'm worried it will happen again. They're good enough, pretty damn strong you could say, but not perfect, with flaws, will need luck to win or should I say I need to just not have horrible luck to win.
>>2658127IT GAVE EVERYONE EXTRA TICKETS EXCEPT ME
>>2658101We've done this several times nowI've won CMs i had no business winning, and i badly lost CMs where i had far and away the most competitive racerIt's just up to chance once you qualifyThat said, even though i've done every CM since the very first one, my heart still slams through my chest on the big dayThat never stops
>>2658131You missed out because you didn't manually use your refill items to get the dailies, which then would unlock the daily extra 5 tickets. Yes the game glitched out and skipped a day of refills. If you didn't manually refill using refill items you missed out on 10, it's okay the event is going on for 5 more days which is more than enough time to clear the whole thing even if you just started today
>>2658111I just bought Z313s but used S150s and headhphones beforehand.Guessing you really like the Z623s? How much did they cost?
>>2658128no, as in, sometimes i just leave them by the side, off my head, and theyre loud enough for me to hear stuff my neck starts to hurt if i wear them for too long lmfao
>>2658135I am not good enough at the event to get everything I missed out on
>>2658140RIP
>>2658081
>>2658136I want to say i bought it around 160 dollars back theni like it because of its strong bassbut im not sure i can say i "really" like it rather than i didn't find any need to replace them because they still sound just fine over a decade later, it hasnt degraded at allbut im no audiophile and there are more expensive sets that i have no idea what you get for the price
>>2658141You don't have to be good at the event nigger you can easily clear it in 2-3 days if you just do the three team bonus things. Get your team skills and it will be easy as shit, it's not rocket science
>>2658101I have no plats and I don't care about CMs anymore.
>>2658141Show me what you got so far, it can't be that badIt took me like a day to get from 130k to 140k for example, and another to get from 140k to 150k
>>2658099I won't lie I just use a laptop most of the time. I have my PC connected to the TV and just use it to play games.
>>2657715Lewd and gorgeously rendered.
>>2658101for me its:>lose>"fuggg DDD:">start making aces for the next CMversus>win>picrel>start making aces for the next CMive turned myself into an umaroller after that realisation
>wrist starting to ache a little bit after 2k hours of playtime
>>2658154Losing a few times makes the win more sweet. If I win this one I WILL feel good for a few days at least. If I can get that stupid title I'll be fine never winning another plat for the rest of the year. If I lose then I will feel >nothing and lose all desire
>>2658146What do those do besides "increase performance"?>>2658149I'm at B2 because I am focusing, and failing, at completing the Umadex. I am not even going for 150k atm
Stop posting spe propaganda I don't want to fuck her
>>2658156Use wrist-rests/keyboard rests to keep your wrists level and not bent at an angle. Been doing this and office work for years and no issues with that, but if I don't use wrist rests then my shit gets fucked up fast.
>>2658156I switched to a vertical mouse and I have never felt wrist pain ever since
She won.
>>2658157>lose all desireholy shit buddha, based!>>2658161stats and like 3k score to your team per skill
>>2658161It's what allows you to get S rank, it's near impossible to get them. Once you get the bonus applied, it gives you like an easy 5K boost for each one. So if you're stuck at 145, one will boost you to 150, two will boost you to 155, and three will get you to 160. Once they're applied, you don't have to keep using the same umas and can switch them out once you've got the bonus which just stays. Once you grab the team skill bonuses it becomes so much easier to finish the event. If you don't, then you'll struggle.
>>2658101This is the worse win rate I've ever had. The last five CMs I've been the favorite to win with in every final lobby. I had win rates that ranged from 60% to 85% and lost every single one of them. So surely I win this time!
>>2657715Late but I'm really glad that you made her bigger and sluttier
>>2658099Wireless headphones.I wish I could use speakers but I don't live alone so wireless headphones were the compromise.
>>2658163Ah, I accidentally broke mine a few days ago>>2612242 >>2612242Guess I'll have to go buy another one...>>2658164Hmm, interesting. I'll look into it.
>>2658074>>2658082>>2658090Okay, now all I have left is Tosen Jordan, but no sense in asking if anyone has her. You don't.
>>2658165I WUV THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2658166>>2658168Shouldn't I do those bonuses before I complete the Umadex? They permanently increase my rank so getting cheaper umas will be harder
>>2658165>watch the Season 1 anime>Despite the questionable quality, strikes a chord and Special PEAK brings me to tears>choose Special Week as my first 3*>see everyone shitting on her>disregard, keep Spe posting>over time people slowly warm up to THE FACE>multiple kino being made of Spe from every angle>free Spe alt and one of the most kinoest stories in the gameI'm just gonna say it, Special Week WON!
>>2658172>>2658163I need to get one for work. I love my pads at home but been getting more sitty at work that I should get them and try some new ones out.
>>2658178I do.
>>2658182completing the umadex does nothing though. If you want to simply clear the event quickly then just do it. If you want to take your time then I guess you can hold off but I thought you worried about not being able to clear it in time so...do what you want
>>2658186Hand her over
HARO HAROINES FUJIN NANO
>>2658188I thought completing the Umadex was important, I have no clue what Im doing
>>2658189I actually don't know how
>>2658122BELNO SEXO
>>2658188>nothingevery 5 umas you get +10% point bonus, but like, who fucking cares, really>>2658192just do your runs, buy high score umas when you can, keep a dirter and a sprinter in your team. repeat for 3 days and get your rewards
>>2658192Bro...it's just something people do for fun. There's no value in completing the umadex. You can easily clear the event with only a handful of umas registered. If you want to clear it quickly, just grab the team skills. I don't really know how to make it any more clear.
>>2658194Threesome with Belno Light and Light Hello.
>>2658195yeah but it stops after a certain point and I cleared the event with a sub 30% bonus, it didnt matter. You REALLY don't need to do it, like at all.
>>2658191facts
>>2658193Then die.
I CANNOT RUN TAIKI IN MANT SHE KEEPS FUCKING LOSING
>>2658199i was just resetting my captains and got like 35, but youre right, it really doesnt matter much
>>2657715Very nice, but I wouldn't put my dick in Spechud's mouth
>>2658206
>this is what /v/madanchou sees every day
>>2658195>>2658196Jesus Christ my utter incompetence in this game makes me doubt sometimes about my actual intelligence, I am fucking retarded
>>2658209That's because you're gay!
>>2658212He doesn't see that because he doesn't play the game
I'm not going to be able to sleep because of how worried I am about the finals if I lose three in a row I'm fucking washed I'm going to throw up
>>2658204Nta but find me if you can
>>2658219lol alright, wish me luck
>>2658218I lost 5 in a row
>>2658217
>>2658213Eh what's straightforward for some might be confusing to others. I think you're just overthinking it honestly. In short>1. Race umas>2. Buy strong ones, it's okay to not buy any if you don't have enough and race again>3. Buy different ones, don't need to catch em all but each new one gives a bonus>4. Try and have a balanced team, this might be more straightforward to pokemon fags but you want a dirt type, a sprint type, someone who can clear a long and so on.>5. Grab the team skills, of which there are three: McQueen + Golshi, Daiwa + Vodka, and I forget the third one but it's on the my team page under team skills. All you do is change your leader to one of the umas, then capture the other one you need. So grab a daiwa, change your leader to vodka, win a race, and you get a flat bonus. Afterwards, you can change your leader to someone else stronger, and then switch out your Daiwa for a UG+ uma or the next team skill because you wont need her once you've applied the bonus.Once you've got all the team skills, then you can just chase after the UGs, and make your leader your strongest uma as well. Try and keep it balanced. Oguri, Taiki, etc are strong because they have dirt aptitudes, can be run in many distances. Inari One is a strong dirter if you see her runnign around.
>>2658217My danchou has been doing well, actually.
>Sprint C Uma defeats multiple dedicated sprinters because...because!Somehow this stupid side mode has frontbroken me more than losing to them ever has.
>>2658101My xOguri has jobbed on every CM she's been meta. i'm hoping she breaks the streak this time
AAAAIIIIEEEE I'M SO CLOSE. Still need like 15 umamons, I'm not a character roller. I swear I have seen 0 Flashes>>2658218I haven't won plat since AriesAnd I'm running 2 reheated Aries horses lel.It's okay Anon. We can both be second rates together
>>2658216It's not gay, it's self preservation. As far as the fatties go, McQueen is smart enough to not eat your dick, Spe might eat it, and Oguri will absolutely eat it
Honestly cygames got lazy with UGs, every stat before them was colorcoded in a way that allows you to tell them apart, meanwhile all UGs look the same
>>2658231
>>2658237oguri is the sloppenheimer of this game put some respect on her name
>>2658196The umadex is actually very important because it gives you +stats, which affects your ranking, and +scout points per race, you fucking retard. Just cycle your TT and rest of your roster through as your ace and you'll get enough progress to easily finish the event, but it's important to do
These hakuraku guts decks for sprint are so ass, nothing feels good.
>>2658238UG1, UG9, UF4, UE, UD it's all just kinda lame, I don't know why there needs to be so many of them. What does the U even stand for anyway?
>>2658244I cleared it easily without cycling through too many, so no it's really not necessary but sure you can do that and it will make it a lot easier. Grabbing the team skills is the same thing except way quicker. I'm just saying you really don't need to do it, I already cleared it in two days by doing it sub-optimally
>>2658246Gutsmaxxing doesn't feel good anon, that's the thing. Guts decks are extremely inconsistent, so you need to highroll with them to make a good ace.
>>2658230Can I still complete the Umadex after that or will it be too expensive?>>2658244So what do I do first? Umadex or rank climbing?
>people only like special week when she's completely out of character with a short temper and standoffish
>>2658246If I were gutsmaxing I would grab Throne, run Finemo, probably 3 guts cards and a Speed but what do I know
>>2658246Guts decks are a very uncomfy experience, especially since the f2p options include Urara who's barely a guts card for the same reason Fuku is barely a speed card
>>2658235NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE SECOND-RATE
>>2658246It's because for some reason, it's always gotta be the agemasen cards. And you gotta deal with two, Fine Motion and Bakushin. That's just pure evil.
When does she release again?
>>2658252That's how the IRL horse was!
>>2658231Bro i got 5 times those numbers and he's at the middle of the pack what the fuck is going on in that club
>>2658253Problem is the rental guts card NEEDS to be Bakushin for her gold so Throne gets crunched out.
>>2658251if you WANT to complete umadex, do it first, but you dont have to in order to climb ranks
>>2658251You can complete the umadex afterwards but once you climb so high (you'll have already cleared out the event long before then), it will be hard to find non-meta statbloated umas as everything is UG1-3 and +.First and foremost you should do as >>2658244says, and just cycle through your entire stock but also go after the team skills immediately. So switch your leader out to different umas each match and that will register them, giving you more bonus, which will make it faster.
>>2658251See >>2655984
>>2658262Neigha it's MANT and not everyone can or wants to play 5 MANT careers a day.
>>2658252I used Spe last CM because I like her though
>>2658263Ah, so an escape artist type of ability huh? That does look pretty strong, didn't even know that was a thing. Shows how much I've tested for this new sprint. Good to know, that does make it tricky on what to borrow for pace/front
Are the flatliners and Bakushinposters really coming back in GL?
>>2658261That's most thoroughbreds. Inari One is one of the worst tempered horses in JRA but you wouldn't ever know it in game and even cingrey just makes her impatient to a fault instead of actually mad
>>2658272
>>2658262But Wililam, we're in HotUmaGlue
Do I really have to put GW on my Pacers? I don't want to do that shit it sucks so much
I like how whenever we do a little lewd posting for fun someone has to be a fag and make it obvious they're trying to piss everyone off.
>>2658278It's a casino, and you create your own luck in this game. How bad do you want it?
>>2658278It comes free with Guts Bakushin, no reason to not
>>2658274So all horse girls are crazy?
>>2658278You definitely want it. If you go guts deck it's free off Bakushin who you should be borrowing for such a thing then you just need the greens.
>>2658278Why not? You want to win don't you?
>>2658277How's /hug/ doing with the new rules btw?
>>2658281>>2658283Are you fucking serious? I have to train Guts too? Is this the worst CM of all time? I refuse to go through all that double highroll nonsense, I am skipping this CM
>>2658279You can have some of the people be faggots all of the time, and you can have most of the people not be faggots some of the time, but you can't have all of the people not be faggots all of the time
>>2658284I have enough trouble getting one green, you guys expect me to get 3?
>open scout races>see thisI'm taking this as a sign from Shiraoki-sama to keep flatlining for a few more days~
>>2658288You can just 2 speed, 3 wit, 1 guts with straight power sparks if you don't want to dick with it, that's what I'll be doing on Brian since lmao Sprint F
>>2658288>Is this the worst CM of all time?Depends on your tolerance for Sprintcasino. It's the last MANT CM, so there's that. Since speed wit and power will be met easily and no need to worry about stamina, guts becomes more of a factor with lots of dueling that determines outcomes in such a short race yes. You could probably get away without gutsmaxing but it's like you wanna do it if you can
>>2658288that's why it's called sprintslop
>>2658293>Since speed wit and power will be met easilyYeah but they're NOT easily met if you go Gutsmax
>>2658293You are not getting speed and wit on a guts deck>>2658294I didn't need it last time please I fucking hate Guts training
>>2658288>Hasn't even tried one ace run>Quit already3rd rates everyone
>>2658295Yeah, yeah...but you can imagine what it would be like
>>2658298I am too familiar with how miserable guts training is to know I don't want to do it again
>mediumslop is domslop but is at least easy to build in exchange for being the most boring CM to date>sprint has umas that have barely been used in MANT but is a gigantic pain in the ass to build forNo wonder nips were ready to drop the game for this shit
>>2658297>>You are not getting speed and wit on a guts deckBut you can and people do, it just takes more luck. Hence all of the UF monsters running around during the umamon event. They gutsmaxed to get those stats. Speed, wit, power, and guts all nearly maxed out
>>2658303>it just takes more luckIt takes more time (I simply cannot dedicate 5h per day to this game in my current lifestyle) and luck (something I have very little of)
I wish I could go back in time and tell my past self that in the future he's going to be a lateCHAD he just doesn't know it yet so he should pull for wit Neicha
Finally, an interesting event
I need three more gold shards before I can start doing sprint aces, I'm not going in with an LB3 vega. It's not my fault that I have to flatline a while longer.
Fuck, every career today had NO rivals during junior year. What the hell.
>>2658311Ummmm... does grandma know what does words mean or not?
>>2658311Goldship would never
>>2658311Why would translators do this?
>>2658311You can't make me creampie McQueen.
>>2658312>finally gonna get Nishino to MLB>SR cards about to be powercrept entirely
Do we have july's schedule yet?
>>2658310I wish I told myself to invest in Finemo instead of fucking Creek.
>>2658278You can cheese GW with Uma Stan + Straight Descent.
>>2658320Its still a gpod SR card, no?
>>2658321Usually comes out on the last day of the month a few hours after second reset
>>2658322Everytime I tried to talk about the value of Finemo people treated me like I was a crazy person...and they were right to do so! I am crazy but at least I was right about Finemo
>>2658322At least Fine Motion has another rerun eventually. Unless the timeline is lying to me then Neicha never reruns again.
>>2658326I guess but it feels like it's just not gonna have as much use now that MANT is nearly over. I missed all the best applications for it. There's just not gonna be much room or need for it going forward from what I can tell
>>2658319That's what leg locking is for.
This is really good no? 180sp for a chance at +240 in stats.
>>2658322I wish I told myself that FineMo rerun banner was a waste of carats.
>>2658334360*, forgot the white also costs 180.
>>2658334>>2658337How much do you love gambling?
>>2658331OYL isn't that good tho... unless cygays ports 2nd anniversary balance changes(not happening)
>>2658338I always buy super lucky 7 on fuku if that says anything.
>>2658339Well we're almost at 1.5 anniversary sooo..it's really not that far away with the accelerated schedule
>>2658322Creek is equal in value to Kitasan because of how bad it would be to waste a borrow slot on getting a recovery, whereas Finemo is +100 wit compared to Tachyon SR.
>>2658339Be that as it may when it is buffed Nice Nature is still going to be the best way to get it. Unless this stamina card is actually okay and worth running which I can't imagine it will be since we haven't run stamina cards since URA.But really I want it for Leo because backliners need it but it'd be nice to be able to borrow like Pearl speed for Dauntless or something like that instead of Nature.
>>2658344>Creek is equal in value to KitasanBut you run Kitasan in literally every race. You don't need a recovery for every race, but Creek is good to have for mediums + longs
>>2658219Nah, Tosen Jordan isn't real and you're not real.
>>2658346Seems like there's gonna be better late cards to borrow and abilities to grab eventually. I do wonder where OYL fits into that but if IIRC it just kinda gets outclassed by other skills/cards over time
>>2658346Laurel spotted
>>2658347This is the same as saying you can skip Light Hello because you sometimes don't need to borrow for a skill during GL. Sprints and miles are also literal mickey mouse cups and are therefore irrelevant when discussing resource management.
>>2658322>>2658329I remember being told back when Kita first released and I first rerolled that I was a retard for settling with an account that had LB2 Kita and LB1 Finemo, that fag probably isn't here but who's laughing now?
>>2658355The rapist of Tracen
I won't roll for Laurel, not because I don't need her, I favor lates, but she scares me, I don't think she has good intentions for me
>>2658356You're putting words in my mouth because I did not say you should skip Super Creek or that she was even a bad investment, but she's simply not on the same level of utility as Kitasan. >seething over mileKINO Nobody likes longslop, that's a fact.
I'll probably still be using Creek well into L'Arc, unlike Kitasan if I had Kitasan at MLB in the first placeI'm still mad I got 3LB power El instead of any number of Kitasans on the rerun banner.
>>2658355Laurel scares me
>>2658356Maybe this entire game is mickey mouse when mediums are what they are and longs are longs. In fact, maybe this entire existence is mickey mouse considering you can randomly win or lose just on birth.
>>2658326Flower power? No, it's a dogshit card that's only good because 15RB and charming event chance. There's some SRs that will remain good, but it's not one of them.
>>2658366>spoilersI'm sorry anon. I am fucking praying these nightmare scenarios don't unfold for any of us during Tachyon's banner, but you know someone's getting fucked, likely multiple if we're being realistic.
>>2658365Every mile has been activate Angling or go fuck yourself. How do you not get tired of eating the same slop?
I refuse to believe Creek will ever be useful again. It's not URA anymore we can reach higher stats and have realized skill points are much better spent on actual skills not recoveries.
>>2658371>No guts cards at allGutsbros...
I'll just cope with this for next longslop. mad? creektards
>>2658377Guts and power are dead next scenario, and power is gonna stay dead
>>2658366I have the fucking butt picker SSR at 3lb, while I had to fucking hard pity SSR Nature fucking twice to MLB her.
>>2658371The thumbnail made her ass look really large for some reason. Slightly disappointed
>>2658376Higher speed stat and more velocity skill activations means you burn through stamina faster, so you have to get more. And this is without factoring in the stamina contest or lead securing mechanics.
>>2658376Higher speed cap = more stam required, you can barely get by with stam/power sparks for CM17 and it's a 2000M, anything above that requires either full stam sparks or creek
>>2658376I'm looking forward to another third-rate melty during the next longkino.
I DON'T WANNA TRAIN STAMINA
>checking GL CMsHoly shit, I need flat aces for the flat CM
>>2658376Anon forgets we no longer get 600 stam just for existing and need to train it if we want it after months of MANT, sad
>>2658391>>2658386>>2658385Don't care. Don't have Creek and won't borrow her. Fuck her. And fuck you.
>>2658391to be fair 90% of globalfriends have zero idea how Grand Live works beyond >"lol you need Tachyon and Light Hello and something something about CDs"
>>2658392just use stam sparks and pray
>>2658376another victim of mant brainrot...
>Finally found a Jordan after tanking my team's rating all the way into the C ranksHAHA, YES! WITNESS ME!I HAVE BECOME AN UMAMON MASTERSucks that I had to get rid of most of my good umas to find one, but at least needing to rebuild my team will give me something to do for the rest of the event
>>2658392Holy based
>>2658392Holy Creek BROKEN
>>2658388I always see people complaining during longs about needing to press stamina or their borrow slot being locked.I would never want to be a Creeklet. Longs are always super comfy.
Speaking of the upcoming stuff, I don't play fronts so I don't see a need to get Speed Maru. Should I just get one of my wit SSRs to 1 LB instead? I have both a copy of Natie and CB but no limit breaks on them.
>Fuck CreekGod I wish I could
>>2658408LB1 CB is usable
>>2658396I mean, I'm a globalbabe myself, but I know to go read up a little on the scenario on the JP resources ahead of time.
>>2658409
>>2658409I don't. She scares me
>>2658413Clearly you seem like an intelligent, well prepared fellow, but you see most people don't approach it the same way is all
>>2658413But that ruins the surprise
>>2658396There's more gaslighting than actual information in these threads.
>>2658375>Every long has been activate Straightaway Spurt or go fuck yourself. How do you not get tired of eating the same slop?
>>2658396>>2658413>>2658418you guys are such faggots. If the Japanese could go into a scenario blind then so can I.
>X scares me. I won't roll for her nor would I fuck her.Any uma this doesn't apply to?
>>2658421Well if you see anything blatantly wrong I would hope you point it out neigha. People try not to intentionally gaslight themselves, but it happens
This event was pretty fun, but it's fucked that I'll never fill out the umadex because I have seen 0 (zero) Dotos or Palmers and I don't have either of themhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ttoao29vc2v1628i.png
>>2658423Two of those are me and one, I try to also go in blind. I'm just stating an observation that most people also like to go in blind or don't care enough to look forward beyond the sweaties. I'm a semi-sweat but I like to also go in blind.
>>2658425Cheval Grand doesn't seem scary. I will roll for her and I will fuck her.
>>2658425hmmmmmm, North Flight
>>2658422did bro quit halfway into aoharu
>>2658431Now just add Daring Strike and call it a fucking day. Plus Fronts have still been good in longs lol.Half my plats are longs for some reason and I don't even like the fucking things, I won with fronts last time
>>2658427This is why I'm not going to try to catch them all, but rather go for the highest score possible
>>2658333>9%How do you think Makween would handle a 14% Four Loko?
>>2658425Uhhh most of them?Even limiting it to just the future umas, I'd say a majority of them don't seem very intimidating at a glance
>>2658439You an oldfag perchance?I remember when Four Loko first came out and it was causing people to get violent and all sorts of issues. Then they gimped the drink and removed all the stimulants from it. Do people still drink it now? Is it based again?
>>2658439>Four LokoThe kids drink buzzballs these days and she wouldn't be able to
>>2658444I wouldn't say based, it's not like how it was, but I occasionally get one and chug it when I want to get drunk for cheap.
Why do you hate whales when they MLB the throne card for you for free?
>>2658455>only useful for two CMs
>>2658455Love whales. Hate metafags. Simple as.
>>2658451>One Four Loko was said to be the equivalent of 4 beers, 1 red bull, and one shot of espressoHonestly what you could do is just take the current Four Loko as they removed all the energy drink components and mix it with a redbull or monster or whatever. It would almost be like the old thing. Apparently there's a black market for the old cans? It'd be nice if they brought them back but nah it was too based for the public. Mixing caffiene and alcohol has been a long time tradition though
>>2658455It's not for us, it's for themselves. But sometimes, you have to equip the blade of the enemy to win. To break the fangs of a dragon and drive them deep into their heart.
>>2658464Isn't it bad for your heart to mix alcohol and caffeine?
>>2658455Someone could easily make an alt account and MLB it that way then follow on their main. Dont need em. I will say though it's funny, I have fondness four /ourwhales/ especially the ones in my club of which I think there's a couple. They get a bad rap honestly. Without them the game wouldn't really be a thing
>>2658455i borrowed throne from a G-rank bot
>>2658461I wouldn't say I love whales but I somewhat agree with the sentiment. Whales that oshigame are worthy of respect but metafags whether they be whales of F2P I would piss on their graves.
>>2658464>Mixing caffiene and alcohol has been a long time tradition thoughbut how long of a time? im aware of jagerbombs and i also mix wine with monster sometimes, but was it a thing like before energy drinks?
>>2658467Yeah, there was one test where some public official tested it and his heart rate skyrocketed kek. It was very popular for a few years. You see frat bros and what have you mix energy drinks and beers all the time. Not as dangerous as mixing alcohol with some other things, pain killers namely
>>2658475>beerreally? ive been mixing vodka with energy drinks, that makes sense at least. beer would taste awful i imagine
>>2658461>>2658472>"Metafags bad because... BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA EFFICIENTLY OKAY"what caused this?
>>2658478Eh, I checked to be sure and honestly, the research is kinda dodgy from a glanceFDA made a ruling in 2010 which is when they started to ban these things. >A 2005 study surveyed 697 students from Wake Forest University and found that the students who had consumed caffeinated alcoholic drinks were more likely to drink and drive, take advantage of someone sexually, or end up needing medical treatmen>In 2011 the University of Florida surveyed 802 college students who had mixed alcohol and caffeine, and found they were three times more likely to leave a bar highly intoxicated and four times more likely to want to drink and drive than drinkers who did not consume alcoholic energy drinks>In 2012 the University at Buffalo's Research Institute on Addictions (RIA) found that mixing alcohol and caffeinated energy drinks is linked with casual, risky sex among college-age adults. This was confirmed in a 2018 studyNot really seeing much on dangerous health effects, but rather that it caused drunk people to be more disorderly and horny, likely to injure themselves, drink drive etc. Caffiene and alcohol just makes me people act really rowdy, can confirm I was at one of those Universities at the time and it was everywhere. I kicked some guys rearview mirror off his car
>>2658482Why do windybros love AIsloppa so much?
>>2658484Windy would use sloppa if it made people mad.
Anyone who doesn't have Creek is in for a rude awakening in Ooi 2000m.>track is entirely flat which means no downhill stamina conservation >sgolshi is out by then which means stam debuffers are a LOT more cancer now>xoguriIf you thought CM15 was bad, buckle up because it's gonna get a whole lot worse
>>2658484I imagine it has to do with not much Windy art being out there due to her being not the most popular uma
>>2658487My SR Cafe will work just fine.
>>2658488hey, my wife has even less fanart, but i dont post sloppai also like windy, but i dont slop either. its just that one faggot above for some reason
>>2658487>dirtslophttps://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=DKwx6btCP-UTf90B
>>2658488>due to her being not the most popular umaShe's cute, she has a big ass, she bites during sex, what more do they want?!
I can see why Japan eventually removed debuffs outright. They should do that before the Summer Golshi stuff goes full retard. Just change her special, fuck it
>>2658481Life of complete optimization and efficiency isn't a life worth livingCheval Grand for example sucks
>>2658496she has no rivals in the gamethe only uma from her gen is air groove
>>2658487>>track is entirely flatThat's hot.
>>2658496I need a wedding alt.
>>2658509
>>2658481Because it creates a horrible culture. A culture where winning is all that matters, no matter the cost, even at the cost of your soul. Everyone becomes the same. They walk the same, talk the same, bathe the same, eat the same. You think it's not so bad now, but slowly the resistance dies off, more and more people flock to the meta, gotta increase the chances of a plat, but it's not enough. They put chips in their brains, start running on BourbOS, calculating every single way to increase their odds of winning until complete global metafication is complete. Now everyone is a bunch of bald, robotic weirdoes that do the exact same thing at the exact same time, running the exact three top meta umas for the exact same win rate. And if you don't believe me, you will when the chip is in your brain and not mine.
>>2658514>complete global metafication>t.
>>2658481You need a balance of meta and non meta. The casuals are the ones who keep the game alive and the meta is the carrot that everyone tries to catch, if you put the carrot too far, casuals just get bored and leave.
>>2658481>"Whales bad because... BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA EFFICIENTLY OKAY"what caused this?
It's just universally preferable behaviour.If everyone ran only HOguri + SMaru + VBourbon, the game would be far worse off.If everyone ran their oshi, the game would be much better off.Oshigaming is a moral good and metagaming is a moral evil.
Maybe Teio isn't that crazy after all.
>>2658514After this CM, I will NEVER metafag again. Even if it's my oshi. I will be forced to bench her so long as she remains meta.
>>2658538My oshis you ask? Xoguri, Vbourbon and Smaru of course!
>>2658537I don't know what that is
How stupid would it be to gamble and hope I get a 1LB Light Hello from the 100 free rolls, and drop a crystal if I only get one copy? I'm rolling for Maru and I'd rather get Rickey + GL Falcon
Bros I think I'm actually skipping the dirt CM. What a shit way to kick off GL with that fucking slop of a CM.
>>2658541Hot take but honestly those are quality oshis to have. There were bourbonfags before her alt dropped, and there will still be bourbonfags when she becomes cucked due to her own cards
>>2658535Not all favorites are created equal.
>>2658549Not an argument.
>>2658543
>>2658545C'mon bwo it's a new scenario new beginning, c'mon bwo!
>>2658537okay but which uma would watch tasting history with max miller?
>>2658550Argue THIS *grabs balls*
Realistically, what percentage of people will come back for the new scenario? Any anons out there waiting for it? do you need a club?
>>2658546>There were bourbonfags before her alt dropped,I legitimately had NEVER seen anybody post a screenshot of themselves running Bourbon in a CM until her alt dropped so I don't believe real Bourbonfags exist. And if they did exist and they didn't run her despite her deficiencies then they're just cowards and were still fake Bourbonfags.
>>2658558Then you're either extremely forgetful, missed many thread early on, or are a newfag because they did and still do exist
Are you confident about winning the finals?
>>2658561I give myself about a 50/50 chance. On paper I should win. But you know how that goes
>>2658561Fuck no, I'm not running fronts or XOguri.
>>2658566Finals is where the strongest umas are, so in the end is a 50/50. Bad room comps, late starts, ult not activating, etc. just making it to finals is enough
>>2658571I'd say the guys with 10-11 plats have about a 70% chance. I win half of the time, so I have a 50% chance
>>2658572Half of my plats are from luck shit moments. And I have 11 plats. I think my luck is going bad soon.
>>2658544Their banners overlap so you can figure it out after the free rolls
Free pulls are cool and all but I have no patience I hate having to wait 6-10 days before I can blow my load
>>2658561lol, lmao
>>2658377>dies during Grand Live>revives for GM>dies AGAIN during L'Arc (stamina conservation)gutsbros... not like this...
>>2658487I've been looking at jap aces and you can definitely clear 2000m wet with enough stam/pow but anything longer requires creek since you dont ever run power cards
>>2658573Half of mine were also due to lucky shit, most of mine were very early on, went on a dry spell until MANT and have won two during this scenario. I think if you have 11 plats you're doing something right though. I feel I could have won more if I had been more serious about playing the meta or refining my umas. I've also lost some ones with 80% win rates and get the shittiest luck in finals. Glad they're nerfing pace down mode because that shit cost me a finals as well
>>2658574Fair enough, I'll just let the good times roll
>>2658561Not really, I got multiple 0-5s but I somehow managed to luckshit two 3-2s for Group A
>>2658561No. I have decent fronts but they aren't beating actual first-rate front aces or XOguris of middling quality. Not to mention that my end closer needs multiple uncontrollable things to line up just to have a chance.
>>2658582You WILL pull it off
>>2658581Fuck I thought that was Laurel in the thumbnail and I was disappointed.
>>2658576Princess will come through, I believe.
>>2658579>if you have 11 plats you're doing something right though.im not gonna discredit having a lot of plats but finals is a complete rngfest and statistics dictates that as long as you get to finals some people will have shit luck and some will have very good luck
>>2658587>7Shiraoki-sama bless!
>>2658586Here you go broski
>13 latesThe fuck
>>2658590Ahhhh that's better
>>2658592>NiigataBro you're actually fucked, switch to pace
>>2658594That race is easy for front Scarlet.
>>2658586And it turned out to be Fine, so that's even better!
>>2658594Daiwa Scarlet is weirdly good at Niigata
>>2658558I ran bourbon in the first long CM but she only won one or two races the whole time. In the end I replaced her with a frontrunner air groove debuffer to dab on all the endkeks. lost anyway. would have lost harder with bobo. I've always wanted to try to build an original bourbon that can perform but i haven't had good enough front parents to even consider it before recently. They really did her dirty with her kit. 20% stam growth, an epithet demanding 1200 stam, and a heal that only works in medium even after evolving? Comedy. Her heal evolution should have made it a long skill. Who the fuck brings 1200 stam and a gold heal to mediums? Surely stam debuffing is never ever good after Taurus 1, right?Bourbon has a hot racewear, but her base model is the victim of year year 0 game design just like Rice's. I do see OG bourbons in CM from time to time and I always respect it. It's a hard build but it's worth it to see that gundam launch.
>>2658598>>2658600Never tried it with her, that's interesting. I should probably learn how her ult works. Every front I run it with will sometimes job 5 alarm clocks. I've been having no issue just switching to pace for one race, then back to front afterwards
>>2658601She would have been good on the Derby CM if her alt didn't exist
>>2658578>Jap acesNot all of those are amazing though. I feel like global's pretty good at optimizing the shit out of different types of decks, but I don't doubt Creek will be valuable to have. For me I'm gonna try to level her up on the CB rerun
>>2658602Thing with Scarlet's ult is it works on every track.Career races are really easy for her outside of opponents randomly getting perfectly timed accels.Other fronts though. Kita's ult just doesn't work on many tracks. Sei's doesn't work on Niigata J. Stakes. SMaru's ult works only depending on whether you bought a heal that works on that tracks etc.
Neat. Didn't realise Throne could spook you in a run and provide the dates. If only Kita + FM finished their chain.
>>2658608The thing is though, even if a fronts ult doesn't work in a career, normally they just auto win races anyways. Why THAT race in particular does it throw things for a loop? Because I don't buy angling or any of that during the career and sometimes not even a heal for S. Maru and she doesn't struggle, except for that one.
>>2658600its easier for her because she still has a possible accel unique. every other frontrunner will fall victim to the niigata trap where the final corner ends / final straight begins about 80 meters before late race starts. you can't buy angling to cheese it.>>2658611to anyone struggling with niigata, consider running as pace chaser. Niigata's final straight being before late race means you can duel for carryover speed, and many of the npcs do just that. your frontrunner won't get that benefit, but a pace or late more likely will. I started running niigata as pace and I'm sure it has saved me from rageclocking.
>>2658614dueling also includes acceleration, so you get a huge boost. it's a ridiculous track.
>>2658614>Niigata's final straight being before late race means you can duel for carryover speedI see, that does seem wildy different from the average race. Yeah I learned the hard way and now just run it as pace, but wanted to know the explanation why, or why it is that Daiwa in particular wouldn't struggle with it, so that's interesting. I wonder will we even need to worry about this track after MANT?
>>2658610You can technically finish entire out of deck chains if the RNG wants to, it's just not realistically gonna happen
>>2658624I had that happen for Gold City once, it was quite strange but her events are nice so can't complain
>>2658599WRONG
>>2658607it was from a guy running 6 SSRs against other people with 6 SSRs, not sure about the mechanics of GL but most people cleared it with a 3 speed 2 Wit Light deck, Xoguri of course has a free pass since she runs 3 recoveries anyways but some also use creek, i believe the compilation has been posted a few times but i dont have it at hand
>>2658619the only CM on niigata is 2 years away, and the assholes at cygames decided to pick a boring length for it that doesn't do anything unique or interesting1000m is a straight line.1600m and 1800m have an early final straight you can duel before late race2000m behaves like a long where late race begins on a straight just before the last 2 corners making it a spurt track and a victory cheer trackthe CM? fucking 1200m that looks like every sprint/mile we've ever done.
>>2658636Unfortunate, a CM with a weird layout like that would be neat.
>>2658630early Laurelganda thread, I don't think she's even a GL uma
I need anons opinion: the quote about kicking ass and chewing bubble gum is popular because of two pieces of media, the movie They Live and Duke Nukem. My question is, which do you prefer? Which do (you) like more or find more iconic or whatever
>>2658630Loving Fine Motion is the only correct choice.
>>2658644Why does Torenah-san have a shirt with "My Wife" written on it?
>>2658647He wears it for Sirius
>>2658643One, the quote is from the movie and it's an iconic film. I never played Duke Nukem but it seemed cool, but they straight up ripped it off the movie errr paid homage to itDuke Nukem wouldn't be shit without movies like They Live imo. Obviously it drew from a lot of different source material but it leans into the 80s action/sci-fi movie tropes. It's just a cool ass movie even if the pacing is probably torture for zoomerbrains, I'd definitely recommend it
>>2658652Who's that lady
>>2658655The body guard captain.
>>2658651Very reasonable, thanks. The reason i asked was because i am a dumb culturelet zuma, and first heard this quote from duke nukem, and only recently learned about the film (its like 15 years older than me lmao). I'll give it a watch sometime
>>2658657She's fine
Rain or Shine, I'm Fine!
>>2658643I had no idea kicking ass and chewing bubble gum was from anything but Duke Nukem until I read your post.
>>2658658The film is like 3 years older than me so yeah, before my time as well but still a cool movie. It's just slooow, has a really long drawn out fight scene that was parodied in Family Guy, kick ass soundtrack and all that. It's a John Carpenter movie so it's got great atmosphere. And I don't know, just a very unique kind of film that allows you to put on the lens like the main character and see things in a different way.Now the line in the movie is actually reversed, "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass"You could say Duke Nukem delivered it better, but in the scene of the original movie it IS also very badass, don't wanna spoil it but he's in a bank with a shotgun so you know shit's about to get real and there's really no turning back at this point in the moviehttps://youtu.be/zLQ2d89vCiw?si=X20ww5S3JEg5mZjc
Enough about being Fine. How about Motion?
>>2658667Don't feel like it.
>>2658667The court denies your motion to switch the topics, back to discussing Fine
>>2658658Movie quotes? Do a test.https://youtu.be/u3DeEH_3BDw
>>2658667I Motion until she's Fine.
>>2658667It rubs the motion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
>>2657987Wow!
>>2658667It's not the size of the boat it's the Fine Motion of the ocean
Why is Throne like this
>>2658699Narita CoolsterAir ShacoolAnd Fine Motion
I think Palmer would improve if she were bigger and sluttier
>>2658729Consider our drawgod's work.
I will NOT consider chewing 5 gum
>>2658642Why isn't she in the game yet?
>>2658731I still don't know what a hickey entails doing to someone.
>>2658729I don't think there's a single Uma or newma that wouldn't benefit from being bigger and sluttier
>>2657987>the shittybuilt oshi>the lucky parent>the leftoveryep i'm thinkin' ez plat.
Contemplating whether to start another draw project with kimono Ayabe or to get off my ass and finish my dober or /v/ma-chan... What i get for throne-maxing
>>2658735someone was sucking/biting on Palmer's palmfuls.
>>2658736I can't imagine a bigger sluttier Bono.Bigger yes. Sluttier yes. But not both.
>>2658741Yeah, that's what confused me. I would think bite marks would be different, I dunno if it involves sucking or kissing or something else. If it's not already obvious I don't know anything about being with another person.
>>2658731Why is Palmers neck slightly red?
Please send well wishes and good vibes for my second inspiration bros
Bigger Bono, you say?
>>2658743Rob Roy is an odd one, I can see her sluttier, but not bigger, I can see her smaller, but not more modestShe is big and modest
>>2658736Tamamo needs to stay small or I will riot.
>>2658745Torena choked her out for being a dumb slut
>>2658743I want bigger Bono, I want her to be 3 meters tall
>>2658735Sucking the skin until it leaves a mark. Basically shows how much you carnally desire them while also marking them so that other people can see they're taken and yours.
>reheated both of my aces>final winrate says platThis feels so fucking good bros.
>>2658642She's a GM uma
/v/ma in a nutshell
>>2658735Bro are you 12
I've been out all day and it seems like I missed a lot of >funAny favorite for the stakes?
We've done 60 event races so far, right?
>>2658760My personal opinion on the matter is:>Flats should be flat>Small should be small>Medium can be bigger>Big should be bigger
BIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncWSQxLlMaIUma MUGEN
>>2658763I've only done 30 because I didn't know you could refill the tickets.
>>2658761I spent my teenage years jerking off to anime porn, playing video games and telling everyone else to fuck off, what do you expect? I've only vaguely seen hickeys in certain media, I've never seen people sucking on necks.
>>2658772I won't make fun of you because damn you are literally me
>>2658772Neigha I've been doing that since I was 8 and I still knew that.I would make fun of you for it, though. I had no idea the vagina had 2 holes until I was like 18.
>>2658765
>>2658765>>Flats should be flat>>Small should be smallgayest opinion I've ever read
>>2658757It makes me irationally mad to see people reuse these aces with Firm Course Menace and actually do well. Happy for you, I get it, but also fuck you
>>2658776what
>>2657834Would you mind posting a screenshot of your map? It might be a longshot, but you could possibly capture the civs' cities who you haven't converted to make the conversion process easier
>>2658782My school never had anatomy or sex ed classes.
>>2658782I think it's called the cloaca
Y'know, like riiight before the purges there seemed to be an idea amongst /v/ma that maybe we should hold off on making new threads because there is nothing to talk about, I believe it was at the tail end of UnityThis thread gives me a similar vibe
Dumb fucking Irish WHORE completely bottomed out on my last Throne borrow. It's over, third place for me. Fuck you Fine Motion you dumb Irish whore.
>>2658788
>>2658787shut up and show cloaca, bird.
I... I like Vodka.
its monday again and I'm back in the figurative cubiclewhat do I need for the sprint cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMvQCPrViAQFimo causes NTR to explode!
ei ei munday
>>2658763I've done 70.
>>2658772Bro, its just like even if you're a KHV if you're an oji-san you should know what a hickey is unless you quite literally live under a rock, and if thats the case how are you posting
>>2658802RELEASE THE SONG ALREADY
>>2658807I miss Mamboposters. They all disappeared after she got released.
>>2658787This threads been great though, I've been backreading and it seems really fun
>>2658782The urethra and the vaginal opening, is this the power of american education?
>>2658787If you don't have much to say maybe you should stop talking and go do something else
>>2658812I really didn't know about the method that causes them, my room may as well be a rock because I almost never leave it.
What are the implications of this for the Uma universe and its lore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
About the sprint CM. a few things I wanna ask. Which taiki do you guys think would hypothetically benefit the most from the PDM changes?
"You still have to play MANT for parents when Grand Live is out"
Bake?
>>2658834Lemaire is a Ghttps://litter.catbox.moe/cgrjmalug3nu0by9.webm
>>2658834I don't care about jockeys.
>>2658838YADA YADA YADA
>>2658832It's an hematoma. Like when you get hit and it turns purple. Capillars of the skin breaking, in this case, because the skin got sucked too hard. This also gives them a distinctive shape.You can literally try it with your own arm if you are curious.
>>2658844The Lemaire universe is limitless...https://files.catbox.moe/g9wj1d.png
>>2658834The implication is that Do Deuce is already umafied and is waiting in Cygames' uma vault
Okay where are all the good Nishino deFlower sprint parents to borrow?
>>2658835I'm personally thinking camping taiki is gonna end up being much better than base taiki, current speed, neck and neck AND being able to inherit .04 accel is crazy
>>2658839Gib an uma
>>2658856Wodka
>>2658856Palmer
>>2658856Kris
>>2658856The new JP ramen scenario is released just now. Either NTR or Finemo
>>2658861Seconding topro
I love NTR!
>>2658861Isnt there art with both?
>>2658854People say base Taiki is still superior tho
>>2658879Im searching for some for OP.
>>2658783Uh yeah sure, which map view do you want?
>>2658879Yeshttps://prd-info-umamusume.akamaized.net/announce/3315/Header/pakadash4_toresenramaenretsuden.png
>>2658821I know it's kind of in the same spot and even obscured by the majora, but who the fuck considers the urethra as a part of the vagina?
>>2658880>I'm personallyIts my opinion but look at this POV>Neck and Neck (0.4 accel) (which might even get buffed with the PDM changes which would make it absurdly consistent) that doesn't need any positioning>Unique that is better than triumphant pulse>30% power means all stats are easy to cap>built in pace chaser corner skill>can still inherit nishino flower and get shooting from taiki grandparents, potentially 3 good uniquesI see her benefiting a lot more from PDM changes over base taiki.
>>2658893Yknow, thats a good OP. Bake in one minute
>>2658904>>2658904>>2658904>>2658904>>2658904Migrate
>>2658891A screenshot of the ai with the highest score, or the one who's closest to you who hasn't converted at least. How many turns and what military units do you got?
>>2658907How about I just give you the save file instead at that point?https://files.catbox.moe/pzi7px.png (I fucked up the cropping, sorry)https://files.catbox.moe/vpddxs.Civ6SaveWhile I'm at it: This is a plea to all game developers to please, for the love of god, load the settings and apply the volume settings to the game first BEFORE playing the max volume publisher splash...
