>Cancer cupFINALS ARE NOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we had a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2661538CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 12TH QUEEN OF /V/MA KITASAN BLACK!!!!
>>2662843Shall use this one
I love my NEWEST queen of /v/
yeppers
I am not sorry for doomposting
The music's too loudMy feet hurtI don't want to watch S3Kitasan keeps waving her arms around meI wish I was at home playing video games
6502 209317/18, Just bring oneCancer CM settingsIt's that time again, or rather it isn't. It's the Bright Handicap, Cancer edition. Made solely because I am at work when CM Finals happens.No actual rules other than bring 1 Uma of your choice. Maybe you're also a wagecuck. Maybe you want one more CM race to join in on. Either way, you're right on time if you're bright!Starting at :55!
>>2662855*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
I GOT !)))) FOLLOWERS THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO POST. NO I WILL NEVER CLEAR SPOTS YOU SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED ME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE
I still don't know what Harikite Ikkou means after all this time.
>>2662856Full! Starting at :45 i mean, not :55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h0Ht6JyCxc
>>2662858Seriously, that's it?
https://jiggie.fun/OURFUARKINGHERO
>>2662853
>>2662860It means like LETS GET PUMPED
>02:42>close pc>lay in bed>jiggie gets postedGOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Bros I just got out of waging and I missed the stakes, was it >fun
Bring me Kitasan Nigger
>>2662876Not really
>>2662866WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POST? MY #RD PLACE FINISH IN THE CM??? FUCK YOU
>>2662876Very much fun, backread the thread because it was a really fun time
>>2662876Not the best but not the worst either. I enjoyed shitposting about XOG being washed and posting Kitapits
>>2662843:D
>>2662876Minor melty like the seiun daiwa one due to confusion, other than that it was kino other than being short.
>>2662876Very. But nothing tops the clanker victory
>>2662876Yeppers! Say hello to our new q/v/een!
>>2662881Happy for you, bitch. I can't even make a decent enough parent during MANT to switch out my old one.
>>2662876No it was another rigged 2 win stakes
>>2662863Isn't it also a tradition to make fun of meta?>>2662864>>2662874If it worked last time I felt like it would have worked this time as well. Besides the only ones complaining last time were samefags with their oblivious posting style.No one was confused that Taishin jobbed everyone understood the joke.
I will draw the new queen at a later point in time, still on cloud nine over my own win
>tfw the only S3 enjoyerfeels good to be elite
>Instantly archived bothJanitor-sama...
>>2662888Biwa bros don't look!
>both threads archivedWUV ME MEIDO
>>2662892No it's not a tradition, everyone shat on the Taishin OP last time, it didn't "work", don't latch onto this shit to shitpost with something new, what a pathetic little nigger you are
>>2662895I don't like the instant archives because retards come here to argue instead of staying in the old thread
>1st anni of global uma>1st anni of /v/ma>the twilight of the MANT eraI think its time to finally organize the /v/ma sings!Please, answer which songs you guys would like to do?https://poal.me/omzk19https://poal.me/omzk19https://poal.me/omzk19
>>2662869
>>2662893Total Fine Domination
>>2662893LMAO
I wish I had Wedding Curren but I hope she becomes queen again. Training her during MANT sucks so much.
>>2662893Peak
>>2662856Your competitors of The Bright Handicap.
>>2662904YEPyano...
>all of my gold skills wait until after late race to go offwowie just like the finals...
>>2662903Ms. VictoriaEveryone should make sure to hit that final note
>>2662914I think miss victoria is the best one too. After all we are mostly plat tryharding faggots, and all third rates should aspire to one day be first rate
>>2662893My wife looks very Fine, thank you.
Just for the record, I would like to say that I am the guy that baked the Taishin thread last time that not many people liked and I have nothing to do with this fucking nigger trying to rile people up >>2662892 didn't expect my joke OP to have people pretending to be me to make others angry, I apologize for last time, like I said, I didn't do it this time
>>2662893Based Brianchad congrats, wuv you and your OC
there's a cutscene at the end of the uma-mon event?
>>2662919Nah you are good man, we just wanna keep it simple. Its been a great few streak of threads lets keep it high quality
>>2662914>>2662915I actually have never heard this song. It's not in global yet..
You guys have thread baking drama too?
>>2662921Ive heard so yes
>>2662921someone in jp said the cutscene wasn't implemented in the first run of the eventbut if you've gotten all the rewards already, might as well prep your team just in case
>>2662919Man that is some next level faggotry, they really latch on to whatever angle they can
Bros is Rice's unique a funeral? dark church theme and the coffin? in the middle don't help
>>2662919That's just how anonymous works. You could just as easily be someone else fishing for replies. Or pretending that it wasn't really you in the first place. Nobody really cares at the end of the day and you shouldn't let it bother you.
>>2662925not really, it's just one shitposter desperately looking for new material and getting ignored
>>2662924aren't you in for a treathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
Despite having a rough start this CM, including going 0-15 on multiple days, I managed to somehow claim a plat thanks to Ayabe activating all her late accels and being able to blast past a Xoguri that failed to proc her heals and got hit with a billion debuffs. WAGMI!
>>2662925it's one parasocial retard, but you can easily ignore him.
>>2662925Generally not, but during the stakes there seems to be an uptick in actvity from the usual suspects
>>2662856>>2662911What an upset! Gold Ship charges from the back row and wins the Bright Handicap, Cancer edition! Congratulations Gold Ship!More pics in a bit.
>>2662930Wedding altar
>>2662937Woah, gratz anonFirst plat?
>>2662930well yes, she is the sable assassin
>>2662930satanic wedding
>>2662919>somebody pretended to be der/v/ danchou to get others riled up about gatekeeping>now someone's pretending to be other trolls just to ruin the threadThese fags really will do anything just to start a fight.
>>2662937Dude what the fuck that's awesome, you're a legend for pulling that off with Yabe
>>2662930She's killed before and she's going to kill again
>>2662940>Super Lucky SevenWait a second... Is Gold Ship the Fuku poster?
>>2662903I changed my vote to uma in america. I just think that song is a lot catchier and the call and response segments would be fun for us to do too.
>>2662937Read your uma's stories neigha!Also gratz
>>2662937Damn and I lost with XOg and 2 debuffers, there are really levels to this shit, congrats
>>2662940I am officially GOLSHI BROKEN
>>2662937>WAGMI!I didn't make it. Fuck you.
I won like 5 CMs in a row then lost the one that had the title I actually wanted, fuck manUsed the most soulless team imaginable and it wasnt enough Sorry for spamming the thread about that title the past month, probably not gonna post much till next scenario now
>>2662919It's ok I believe you. That guy is for some reason just trying to rile people up and pretending to be you from the last time. Thank god this thread people were more aware and didn't fall for it. Anyways ggs don't let it weigh on you.>>2662937For some reason my End XOG lost 2/3 races against Ayabe during qualifier rounds. If she gets on good footing to the last straight that ult is fucking strong. I feared her more than other meta umas. But those growths and golds are so fucking ass. Congrats on the win, more worth it than any XOG fraudulent one
>>2662940Brian was brocked for like half the final spurt...
>>2662959Same neigha, same. This one stings for me far more than any other loss. But we'll live
...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
>>2662959Bro no one knows who you are, Anonymous. Post as much as you want as long as it's about the game, no need to feel guilty unless you are shitposting
>>2662940First Corner
>>2662957>sleeps through the entirety of the stakes>steals the show in the following >fun raceIf nothing else it feels very on brand.
>>2662959Don't worry anon. Plats aren't everything. Having >fun is the most important. Host / join fun races, read through a new uma's full career etc. WAGMIt. Tried hard in 16 CMs and got 16 losses
>>2662967Final Spurt
>>2662968As the others have warned, the true golshi breaking hasn't even begun. Summer Golshi will ruin torenas
>>2662964No, apparently we have a bad actor gangstalking the thread and impersonating anons. It can't be vaguely-worded statements that I'm misreading. There's a grand conspiracy against >us!
>>2662959>Used the most soulless team imaginable and it wasnt enoughCool. I'm happy you lost then, faggot.
>>2662959I was in your exact scenario, about to eat all the shit on the cup with my astrological sign after a hotstreak of 4 CM wins in a rowthen this happened<-
>>2662972And der/v/ is to blame!
>>2662970Shorts Shot
>>2662969>Haru Trainerararara
>>2662940>>2662968Its the Takarazuka Kinen
I lost my 70 win streak because I entered this retard in a Sprint DIRT race
Figured I'd post the finals for any analysis because it was a really weird one, especially the Oguri that just stopped accelerating out of nowhere.https://litter.catbox.moe/xb86m7xfxkfe44o4.mp4
>>2662978And last shot because it looked cool.Thanks all for joining this CM's Bright Handicap!
>>2662981Just clock it until Taiki clutches
>>2662982Got the Haku?
>>2662976We cannot allow Nishino Flower to become q/v/een.
>>2662986I have no idea how to use it to be honest with you.
>hog in my room has curves refraction arc speed star AND killer tunesBros...
>>2662987>get in the wrestling ring, Shinjito
>>2662987lmao
>>2662984I clocked 5 times, there was another Taiki with Dirt A and Sprint skills that raped me everytime, my Taiki was a Mile Taiki and couldn't beat her
>>2662952You can vote for multiple bro
>>2662983Please someone bring an actual Bright next time...
>>2662959Keep your chin up brother, finals are always a crapshoot. You will make it and im proud you got so far.
>>2662903You are splitting the vote for Umapyoi Densetsu this is rigged!
>>2662943>First plat?3rd actually but desu this is the first one I felt like it was earned and not just because I got lucky. My first plat was on the dirt CM and i was the only one in the room running Digitan/Falco and my opponents just had mutants and 2nd was actually last CM where I lucked out and got some actual shitters running A+ umas that weren't Xog/Vourbon.>>2662953They're not going anywhere! It's just Makweens from all the crashing Ive done with her
>>2662969Based, a fellow follower of /v/madanchou's philosophy.
>8 PPM thread during the stakes>now back to comfyJesus christ, we really are sprinters.
About to draw the fattest fucking pits you neighas will ever see
Remember to set up a winning live for your winning umas! They have earned it!
Are there ever titles with more prestige than these early CM ones, or do they just go up and up in value since these CMs eventually end?
>>2663005Will they look like really puffy lipped vaginas?
>>2663008My umas didn't win...
>>2663008They didn't win.
>>2663010To me the most important CM is CM27>First CLASSIC>Only chance to conquer France>Best scenario and most competitive of all timeIt is (You)r chance to shine
With this CM, maruzensky has now officially retired from competitive uma musume content, moving to a beach home to become a support card with her husband.Say something nice to her, or share some parting thoughts!
>>2663010If you had to ask me, any starred Taurus title has more value than the rest because on the first run of Taurus you only got titles for winning your finals race.
>>2663016Yea but the title is just a generic one
>>2663018She spooked me when I was rolling for someone else. I never bothered to train her since getting GW + Distance was annoying.
>>2663010Titles only have prestige if you won with your oshi on the team.
>>2662919To be fair he didn't even claim he was the Taishin baker, and only brought up the Taishin bake numerous times, yet the fact that you had to think he was pretending to be you and MAKE IT ABOUT YOURSELF just says A WHOLE LOT.I fucking swear I hate you attention craved fags so much.
>>2663018Don't worry, I'll be taking good care of her bro.
>>2663018I see you've come up with an excellent diet for Hagzensky
>Get out of work>KITASAN won the stakes >Now have to backread a whole fucking threadCongratulations, to the 12th queen of /v/ma! Ill get something done for her as soon as I finish reading the stakes.
>>2662940The Jobber of Japan...
it is now teio tuesdaygood night
>>2663010These early CMs slowly lose prestige as the new CMs have harder challenges and stronger umas, after GL nobody is going to care for your Libra title for example.
>Mayano Top Gun>Gold Ship>Grass Wonder>Maruzensky>Taiki Shuttle>Super Creek>Seiun Sky>Curren Chan>Silence Suzuka>Oguri Cap>Mihono Bourbon>Kitasan Black (NEW)OUR FUARKING HEROES!!!!!
>>2663026Stop trying lil bro. No melties today. Go laugh at Germany or something if you want schadenfreude
Finally I got my first plat in MANT era
>>2663035>after GL nobody is going to care for your Libra title for example.Fuck you for picking 1 of the 3 plats I actually have.
>>2663039you have more chances to win more though
There are now at least 3 trainers with 11+ plats, I feel like such a shitter with only 6
>>2663042Finals are always a crapshoot man, celebrate your actual accomplishments over hurting yourself over what ifs.
>>2663038>Xogger 1stit doesn't count btw
Wow I managed to win somehow
>>2663038Congrats, digitan was very underrated this CM
>>2663037Use this one next time no need to post esteemed melanated gentlemen in our japanese cute horse girl game.
>>2663035>Nobody is gonna care about your OG status>When everyone and their mom that ever had a Taurus plat pre CM13 and Taurus* now keep swinging their dicks around
>>2663047I don't like digitan
>>2663042I'm just coping with the excuse that some accounts are just seeded. I lost like 3-4 CMs because of bullshit, currently stuck at 6 as well
>>2663047Ok ok saved, I just think it's a good reaction gifThis wasn't me btw >>2663052
>>2663049That's why I said AFTER GL and how they SLOWLY lose prestige, because that anon asked about the future titles.
>>2663045Did your Ryan pumpi want to see someone's Ryan win, this CM payed homage to the Takarazuka Kinen of the year the real horse won
>>2663037I'm not trying. This certain baker in particular had always been MEMEMEthat it's been getting to my nerves multiple times. His post this time further proves it.
>>2662986https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XrU5X-71AmS7DXMKFsIGa5tfAlright, it took a while but here's the data if you're curious.
I'm 2/4 in CMs that I feel actually count and matter AKA when I started oshigaming.
>>2663056Yes. Hit pump. Hit beyond. One of the XOguri missed festive. Caught up to the other
>>2662858Whats the parent?
>>2663058There you go, she got blocked by Tama
Is the next Arima Kinene CM going to be as soulful as the last or do they release a XOguri 2.0 for longs by that point?
>>2663061Waow, nice. Wish my Ryan was able to pull that off, but but was 7th on the spurtShe was able to outrun my own XOg a few times in round 2 even when Miracle didnt whiff
>>2662982There are only 3-4 lanes an uma can go to before the final straight. Daiwa was overtaking Seiun and your Tamamo was overtaking Daiwa, leaving no space for Xoguri to accelerate to. Basically you blocked him
Behold the least liked uma in the game I can't find her anywhere
>>2663067Well, lates have LOSE YOURSELF by then but also they lack Laurel, so its probably gonna be LateCHADS vs Fronts
>>2663058When you're brocked, you're brocked
>>2663070>he didn't post brighto
Just one more MANT CM to go and we're home free. Final thoughts?
>>2663064>>2663069>>2663072I truly don't think I understand how blocking works because I always thought stuff like Nimble was supposed to stop or at least reduce the chances, especially in a smaller room.
>>2663074I think about uninstalling the game every single day, please give me strength to make it to the finish line, I want to play GL.
>>2663074I THINK MANT SUCKS
>>2663075Blocked = Blocked.
>>2663074Its been an hour after the stakes and ive already nutted to that one kitasan paizuri OC
>>2663077Just do it. First GL CM is going to be the worst yet. Who gives a shit about a new scenario when the meta is still fronts and XOguri win every CM?
>>2663074I had >fun
>>2663074all things considered it was >fun The designer of the scenario should be assraped and beaten to death though.
>>2663074I am half looking forward to the sprint slop even if it's going to be gutsmaxing CBT with two agemasens. I am looking forward to Grand Live but anxious about getting fucked on the gacha
>>2663082MANT gameplay fucking sucks is what I mean, I don't care about meta, I just want to play a short career,
>>2663082>First GL CM is going to be the worst yet.Fuck you
>>2663075Your uma still has to decide to move out of the way.
>>2663074I've done extremely well in most MANT CMs only to end up choking finals in most of them.
>>2663074Sprintslop is barely even a CM. I just hope my shit team lucks out 3 wins in Round 2 so I can make it to the finals because I refuse to waste time on Sprinters
2nd in B, Cancer Gold and Platinum have eluded me again and permanently this time. Too little, too late.I will never be enough as a torena. Back to Dirt Sprint attempts for Neicha completionist, maybe that will be a title I can actually attain.
Currently building for Leo CM and I'm being reminded about why I fucking hate building sprinters in MANT.
>>2663074My xOguri has jobbed on EVERY single CM she's been meta, wins all the way to the finals and she chokes the wins.Now in GL when I build Rickey she's going to job and xOguri will end up winning somehow
>>2663074Got gold with my oshi again, but i can't wait for Agnes/LH to finally get a decent speed MLB and try graded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4UsThe Chiyo song is stuck in my head. It's too good.
>>2663074My goal was 2 MANT CMs won and only won 1. Yuuuuup it's over. I don't wanna train for the sprintslop.
>>2663074Won all the MANT CMs so far.I don't think I am winning the final one tho
>>2663067Commander Spe is here to fuck it up by giving everyone a meta option, and then Blaze Brian will murder everyone who doesn't have a Palmer possibly by releasing during the CM and being a meta terror on longs
>>2663088Hang in there broHOLD THE FUCKIN LINE
>>2662860it means WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN.and people say spe-chan is a chud
>>2663111>Blaze Brian will murder everyoneWe might be safe if the tl is to be believed.
>>2663114>This fucking hag will confess her love to you in national television >just after completing your trainees dreamsWhat was her fucking problem
>>2663111>gives everyone a meta optionYou mean the FACE OF THE FRANCHISE will even the playing field.
>>2663117I'm hoping she comes out, actually, because it will be a nice welcome home for my oshi if she gets a plat within the week.
>>2663089First GL CM is going to be another XOguri cup but with more debuffs
Requesting pic related with kitasan as thragg and the big 3 as the other 3
>>2663126LMAO
>>2663126This shit is so funny im on it
>>2663118She's perfect isn't she. YES I HAVE TRULY FALLEN FOR LIGHT HELLO PROPAGANDA
>>2663126KEK
>>2663126Seconding
>>2663131ANON NO SHE'S JUST A DRUNKARD MESS THAT HAPPENS TO HAV0E HUGE FUCKIN TITTIESPLEASE RECONSIDER, YOUR TRAINEE IS A GREAT GIRL IN COMPARISON
>>2663126I don't know understand why we're treating Kitasan as some big bad meta killer lmao. Where the fuck were the Kitasans the last 3 stakes? Huh? She was the meta this CM she's not any better than V.Bourbon or XOguri.
>>2663118is there a word for fucking the trainer and their uma at the same time?
>>2663074My final thoughts are>I still think that MANT as a scenario is decently fun to play (at least, the version we got; apparently JPbros had it way worse). My only significant critique is that the distribution of graded races heavily fucks over milelets and dirters>The PvP side of the game, however, has been fucking abysmal. Truly awful set of CMs besides maybe Gemini 2, and it doesn't help that MANT's design makes the biggest metafag umas proportionally even stronger because of their versatile aptitudes>New card releases have been whatever>New uma releases have been pretty goodOverall I don't think I'll miss the MANT era very much, but I'm also not looking forward to Grand Live
I'm parent farming taiki and it's fucking miserable I can't lie.
>>2663135I don't think anybody'd treating her like the new meta, just celebrating that she shit on the meta and we didn't have a soulless rerun Q/v/een.
>>2663134all i read was HUGE FUCKING TITTIES WOOOOOO
>>2663074Happy that runs are finally going to be fast and easy, MANT ate up so much fucking time and brainpower. You can get a usable ace in less runs sure but it takes the same amount of runs as other scenarios for a truly great ace.It's been rough going without rolling for MANT supports too so GL is gonna be much more comfy with actual cards to use.
>>2663135>I don't kno-Ill stop you right there anon, its funny and the first non-big 3 queen of the MANT era, she was unexpected and blew the fuck out of everyone.Simple as
I demand a career dump!
Group B but still, eat shit metafags
>>2663143Fine, I'll play through Inari's after I finish this Digitan fan run
>>2663142>front>unexpectedlole
>>2663135The power of narratives anon, everyone was resigned to a third oguri term. This is the peak of her powerlevel, she was untouchable, another dark age was gonna fall.And then, she got BLACKED out of fucking nowhere
>>2663142This
>>2663142>she was unexpected and blew the fuck out of everyone.She was not unexpected. No front is unexpected in the stakes you fucking faggot. They're all the fucking same it doesn't matter which one won they're all fucking meta.
>>2663146Oh sick!!!
Holy mother of frontbroken
>>2663148>>2663152Music is too loud, yall hear something?
>>2663152Don't care about your seetheI this house Kita is a hero. End of story.
>>2663150>This is the peak of her powerlevel, she was untouchableThat was Aries 2000m.
>>2663157All I hear is we gotta TURN THAT SHIT UP!
>>2663157What's she dancing to?
>>2663163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltu4YYKn4C8
>>2663163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
>>2663163ISOLATED
>>2663152I am with you, anon.
I fucking hate the stakes. It has lost any and all soul it may have once had. Every 2 weeks you fucking faggots bring all your meta umas into an 18 man lobby where only XOguri and fronts can win then continue to circlejerk over your soulless winner. Every single fucking time. I could accept a Kitasan winner if ANYBODY had brought her to the stakes in the last 3 CMs but guess what? NOBODY FUCKING DID BECAUSE SHE WASN'T FUCKING META UNTIL THIS ONE AND YOU'RE ALL JUST METAFAGGOTS BRING AN UMA YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE ABOUT TO THE STAKES FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>2662930Bro Google what a rice shower is
>>2663152Based PaceGOD
>>2663161https://youtu.be/4h0Ht6JyCxchttps://youtu.be/4h0Ht6JyCxchttps://youtu.be/4h0Ht6JyCxcONLY KINO ALLOWED
>>2663173
>>2663074>got every trainee that I wanted during MANT and I'm still in good shape for the GL taxes>actually caught up to the first rates here during MANT in terms of ace quality>but my improvements haven't converted into a plat during MANTAt least my starred plat opportunities weren't during MANT. I'll be happy to see the start of GL.
Do I get Eishin or Bright at the Umamon? Which one is rarer?
running triple fronts to fuck with pace accels in sprint cm in honor of the frontbroken
holy melty, we always brought meta umas to the stakes
>>2663164>"And by the way...">"Front runners are all the same!">BANG
>>2663179>Running triple fronts when PDM is getting fixedAnon...
>>2663178Flash is rarer in my experience.
>>2663182KEK
>>2663142Anon she's basically just as good as Maru and she has a high use rate. She was meta.
You guys are being very mean.
Whoever told me Taiki medium C is enough, this is pure BS
Oisu~What can I get you?
>>2663139>she shit on the metaShe was the fucking meta
>>2663191And who do you think should have won?
>>2663191I'll be honest bro I faced 1 or 2 Kitas in my whole qualifiers. I'm pretty sure I saw more Ayabes and Dias. She wasn't meta, she was good tho.
>>2663172>Season 3 sucked>Everyone talks shit about Kitasan and how she's the worse MC and how boring she is>Nobody says they oshis Kitasan>Very rarely appears in fun racesI noticed too.
>>2663172The same guy that won with her this time brought her to the Aries and Taurus stakes. You are retarded.
>>2663135I would assume it's mostly just because literally everyone is an underdog by default vs. Oguri, kind of like how Grass was an underdog by default vs. Falco despite being considered one of the strongest late surgers at the timeKita was meta, sure, but Oguri was MORE meta to the point where everyone was expecting her to win by a landslide yet again. People are happy that Kita won instead because anything's better than being subjected to 3 Oguri reigns in the span of a single scenario
>>26630745 MANT plats, though 4 of them are lucky grand finals win
>>2663163https://youtu.be/_Fl_LJBixfg?t=88
Umagrok, I want to see the fancounts of /v/ma's clubs
>>2663172>Same melty every CMYawnGet new material
>>2663197Show the fucking proof then.
>>2663172Just curious if we can fill an 18 room with no meta in it exception of Kitasan. Our schizophrenic brother thread did one and was able to fill it up.
>>2663172Yes nigga, the stakes are and have always been about the strongest, don't like it? Beat them
>>2663199>everyone is an underdog by default vs. OguriThat's not true at all, especially in the /v/ictory stakes submeta that heavily favors fronts because so many people bring fronts plus no dominators.
>>2663187Nanobros we are fucking frauds our girl is the most meta uma
>>2663207Im all in for it, we can try with a 9 room and later try with the 18
>>2663204Sure thing!Let's start counting the fans with /v/mapyoi, starting from one, two, three, and all the way to "not looking good!"
>>2663209This. I'm fucking tired of retards not understanding how to play the game properly. If you're going to cry every time you lose then don't join and let other people that actually want to play join instead.
Thread's getting antsy so have another Taiki.
>>2663206https://www.youtube.com/@RiggedAFCheck the recordings for the first Aries race and the 5th Taurus 2 race. He might be in others but after checking I know he's in those.
>>2663172Oh wow whats this anon?https://youtu.be/pmA3cuNGjw4https://youtu.be/v84NTedAIyEhttps://youtu.be/v84NTedAIyEhttps://youtu.be/l4PT7NWl-yghttps://youtu.be/RIkeTglEHgghttps://youtu.be/pmA3cuNGjw4She was in over half of the last 3 CMs stakes rooms?You don't play the game.
>>2663217Thank you for spamming this completely unrelated bullshit no one cares about, as if i didn't dislike windyfags enough from niggers that don't even play the game
>>2663217wuv taiki
Which club will kick flatliners next month? I wanna join a /v/ club but I need it to be a comfortably A+ club
>>2663217show me camera 5 please
>>2663172>>2663220>>2663221LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2663222But... thats not even W*ndy....
>>2663222You're welcome.
>>2663222>don't even play the gameThat's the entire thread though. We only have 3 or 4 anons here who actually play the game.
>half of HotUmaGlue haven't logged in for 2 weeksman I fear for my club's future
>>2663220>>2663221I-It doesn't count because she didn't win!
>>2663224/v/mapyoi has an open spot right now
>>2663224MAYBE /v/ma, I'll talk to the guys and see what they think. We have a spot to fill
>>2663224I know starASTERstar has an open slot but they're eternally high B+.
>>2663228>>2663217Taiki should not be able to see her feet when looking down
>>2663221I was too lazy to go look them up but salty complainer BTFOAlso he makes the exact same posts every single CM. I don't know if it's performative rage or what. I don't like it. If he's trying to be funny or a quirky thread personality this ain't it.
>>2663224The big 5 will all push for A+ when GL is here, before that though. I'm not sure!
>>2663224>next monthNot happening until August. Join a random A+ or even /uma/ club if you want A+
>>2663233/v/ma will probably have a spot come the 1st.Sad because it's an OG that hasn't logged in for nearly 3 weeks.
>>2663221Absolutely BTFO
>>2663237Unfortunately that wasn't me this time. I'm fine with Kitasan winning but bummed out how short our stakes this time.
>>2663241We can prov push for A+ right? Im down if the boys are down dancho
>>2663245Yeah I wouldn't mind doing a few extra runs
Doombros... we're not looking good... deploy gaslight #8
>>2663238>>2663239GL starts next month tho, I guess I'll wait for August and stay in the club I'm in for now. Joining an A club is too much stress.
>>2663172He kind of has a point /v/ma. I don't think we should have repeat queens. I'm glad Kita won but does butt picker need a third crown just because everyone and their mother ran her? Meta umas will always have an advantage over non meta umas. I think we should of a cap of two terms an uma can be queen.
>>2663245>>2663246Yeah, I think we can try. I was thinking maybe we could do it when MANT is over and everyone's restful but if you guys are ready to go already then go for it.
>>2663247The clubs are dying and we are at least half the active people we used to be >>2663241>>2663230
I have come to announce the "Princess Dropout" race to commerate the end of MANT CM (test phase)the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenRace track: 2200m, Hanshin, wet condition, summer, cloudy, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka86514960865149608651496086514960Starting in 6hif you have suggestions for the race, feel free to commentMay the best Uma become a Princess
>>2663251Ok bro.Anyway, that was a great time.
>>2663248Yeah stay there for now. Danchous wont push until August. Next month is still MANT and the last one, and the last month is when people just stopped bothering with MANT overall.
>>2663249Cap it at one term.
>>2663249>>2663258No banlist! Simple as.
>>2663249i hate fags treating it like some sort of popularity contest, make your own races if you don't like it, the stakes have always been CM conditions bring one, if oguri wins 20 times then so be it
>>2663254>I ran silence suzuka, kitasan black and mihono bourbon this CMAight bro. Let me look in my bag of tricks
>>2663254Finally. A fun race where my jobber can show her full potential!
>>2663264But I want different umas to get OC, I don't want another Oguri type reign, it was fucking awful
>>2663268train a different uma, then win it yourself anon
>>2663254Can i add an uma EVEN if I didn't run her in the CM?
>>2663254Is 700 stamina with no recoveries enough?
>>2663254>some of my ideas are inKINO
>>2663270>win the stakes with a backliner>just win lmaoThat's not happening and you know it, MANT has been Fronts and Oguri reigns and the two reigns where oguri won were dry as fuck
>>2663277Oguri 2 was actually good so
>>2663249>introduce term limits>front Cafe wins the 75th stakes>the front broken are stll seething>falco still hasn't become the q/v/een
I just want some fucking consistency in the rules because right now it seems like the consensus ping pongs back and forth based on popularity. Do extra rooms count? Then Daiwa and Falco should have won, or at least tied. But Daiwa is le secondary titty cow so people opted for YEPYEP flatlining Seiunposting.>but anon he said it was a >fun one for slowsAnd it was filled instantly with the same competitive people as a normal stakes so what difference does it make other than enforcing my argument that it's all loosey goosey WWE shenanigans? Which is fine until you start pretending that high tier umas aren't high tier to force some cringe le godslayer narrative.
You know, I kinda like the Kitasan reign so far. So many more unique rooms after months of mostly weekly rooms, CM rooms, and the triple crown.Eventually we'll have enough rooms to truly bring down the house.
>>2663282Actually organizing /v/ma sings is a good step too.
Funny enough this Princess Dropout on its test phase felt like has more consistent and fair rules and it's still on testing phase.No offense to the stakes of course. Always fun joining, spectating, seething, and celebrating the rooms.
You can still have your normal stakes and enter your CM umas whoever they are.But we should use this >>2663254 to decide our future queen. Like I said I'm still pro that an uma can have two terms as queen. Since other umas had to terms in the past. But we should cap it at two.
>>2663285But can I join if I only ran banned girls in the CM? I could throw some random careers i did for fun but dont wanna break the rules
>>2663273All Umas are welcome, except all Queens>>2663274dunno>>2663275anons wished this race since the last CM, now i´m making it reality
>>2663225It's just full frontal view.
>>2663280This is the change I would like to make. If you're making a Stakes room, at least keep the format the same. Post a picture and copy/paste the room code 4 or 5 times so we can see it, because sometimes those rooms get lost in the the rest of the comments. Just make it more obvious it's a stakes race.
>>2663287>But can I join if I only ran banned girls in the CM?Not the one hosting the dropout but, noppers. If you do win with a banned girl then it'll probably be either a rehost or a DQ resulting to the next one who won>could throw some random careersI mean, if they could win, why not? If not, then it's just throwing.
>>2663288What are the queens so we dont fuck it up and enter with a disallowed uma(yes some of us are that dumb)
>>2663284Speaking off. It seems we have 11votes for ms /v/ictoria! That will probably be the winner unless something changes.
>>2663295Anon, the ban list is in their race post.
>>2663290>Suzuka fags hate how Suzuka looksMan I will never understand this, I never see Seiun fags post her with big tits.
>>2663295Broski...its the banlist>Ban List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka
>>2663295look at banlist under race track + kitasan
>>2663295Blind-Sama.....I kneel to you
>>2663296I don't even know what Ms.Victoria sounds like because I refuse to listen to it until one of my girls wins it for real.
>>2663299That's not a suzukafag
>>2663295Haha anon you are that dumb>>2663274Late and End yeah. Pace good luck. Front I don't front.
>>2663303AYO WHY ARE THEY WATCHING PORN TOGETHER
>>2663295
>>2662903Why's Umapyoi Densetsu gotta have split votes?Is the trainer version even different aside from the vocals?
>>2663300As i said im that dumb, and my dumbass didnt read the whole thing kek
>>2663299I'm not a Suzukafag thoughever.I just like to bully flatfags because I'm evil.
>>2663304there is literally another reply with suzuka with big tits. they are all like that
>>2663286why do rabi niggers always have the worst opinions
>>2663312Ruined.
>https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoriaHIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO
>>2663314But you are a- wait a minute! You're trying to trick me again!
How good is Falkek next CM? I just want to run my oshi.
>>2663313Ah yes you caught me. I am a Suzukafag and I speak for all of us when I say we wish Suzuka had big fat tits.
>>2663312Improved.
>>2663318She's good in the next one, and both versions are meta in the next one and probably good in the one after the question is why didn't you use her this CM?
>>2663319Thank you for admitting it
>>2663318There's never a CM where Falco is bad. It's just that training her is suffering with turf sparks
>>2663317Light O is a rabi white not a rabi nigger like Kris S
>>2663313I don't really feel like spamming Suzuka for no reason. I just love Suzuka, and that's that. I don't give a damn what the BEfags do or what your impression of me or the other Suzukanons is.
>>2663318Usable. Her mutation for turf sprint is pretty easy but her unique is only usable during early race due to the track conditions.
>>2663318Fronts are in a pretty rough spot ngl, we'll have to see how they perform when top runner is around. Anecdotally speaking, falco is one of the strongest fronts. But its rough to win in the first place
>>2663328It procs immediately when the mid race begins, but it helps her secure a lead very, very well in my experience in publics
I really hope I see all Frontfuckers still run their """""""""""""""oshis""""""""""""""""""" in the sprint CM. I know who you are.
>>2663327incredibly based and honest post
>>2663329but /v/ma told me the hag card would save front chads
>>2663333Anon fronts CAN fuck up the meta next CM because all pace chasers will take accels and skills that needs rank positioning. It isn't weird to run them
>>2663333Don't worry I will, waiting for summer zensky
>>2663339Good.
If I had $50 I'd buy that Kita hawaiian shirt right fucking now. Today was so fun.
>>2663338Fronts are certainly in a pretty interesting place imo, in current rooms they're pretty much nonexistent but they hold the power to fuck over position based accels, but at the same time, PDM nerf is coming for them
>>2663333You couldn't pay me to run that bitch taiki
>>2663333My oshi is 2 years away
>>2663342Link it. I could use some >Subtle vidya merch
I'm just praying S.Golshi inherit dominator bots make it possible for backliners to catch paces. I highly doubt it but we'll see.
>>2663349https://gachaloha.com/products/the-festival?variant=51390267162939
>>2663350Maybe, what if thinking at the moment is shouldn't backliner mains think about mutating to pace? Im personally thinking to mutate a pace sprinter dober.
>>2663352Aye that looks sick as fuck
>>2663333Yeppers, I already made a Seiun parent for her. Now I'm just waiting for Bourbon to give me the sparks I need.I'll be hosting like 50 sprint rooms, just like the old days. Hope to see you there, anon.
I've been looking at so much "presenting_own_armpit" art in the past hour...
>>2663355My experience she just loses even with Taiki/Flower uniques. Granted I only tested a one-and-done version but she still had like close to 1200/1200/1200.
>>2663355If your uma has bad pace and sprint aptitudes you won't have much of a choice.Thankfully for me I only have to mutate on the sprint side since my top two can run pace naturally.
>>2663357Not him but that's great to know. Looking forward to a legendary battle, my rival.
>>2663355Thing is, MPB barely works on this track. The extended length does help a lot but for the most part it wont do anything
I wonder how broke NAU torenas are
>>2663306>>2663303That's kinda hot.
>>2663364>barelyIt doesn't work at all on anyone but dober and even then it's iffy, I am aware. I just wanna run her if possible, she won me the previous sprint
>>2663366KASAMATSU MENTIONED!!! I wonder if the little goblin ran there at one point
Hey guys, I don't wanna wory you all but isn't maintenance like today
>>2663370She mostly ran in Ooi but I think she also ran like once at Kasamatsu and Funabashi
>>2663373For 9 hours yes
thanks comcast for blocking the jiggie site very cool.
>>2663373Not yet
>>2663373but it's not July 1st yet
You faggets told me to roll both hag card and tachyon spd card and I only have 60k carats left
>>2663380you only need 5 pulls
Reminder that the last engine update had pleasant surprises not mentioned in the patch notes, like practice mode, that turf graphics setting, and new veteran bookmarks.
>>2663383Are we getting first person mode?
>>2663380If you are NOT a front main just do light hello anon, you can ticket maru in the 1st anni
>>2663385Who knows. I personally would like more veteran slots. Or just let them use my free carats to buy as many damn slots as I want...
>>26633861st anni passed brotato
>>2663338Winning paces overtake losing fronts, so it doesn't really matter as much.
>>2663380By hag we meant Light Hello
>>2663386>If you are NOT a front main just do light hello anonbut people here also told me Maru card was a good general card
>>2663392You have 60k carats anon.
>>2663392She is good relative to the amount of investment you'd want to put in for her, but you can also just use selectors on Maru.
>>2663392It's an acceptable general card, but you don't need 3 speed SSR assuming you've got Kita since you can just borrow a MLB Maru or other card of choice when we're running 3 speed, and a lot of the time it's gonna be 2 speed, 2 wit, creek, and LH
>>2663392And Tachyon is also a good generalist card. You just borrow the card you need based on the running style you prefer. Frontfags will borrow Tachyon and Pacefags will borrow Maru
>>2663392Chinks used her at 0LB or something like that
>>2663057>this certain bakerQRD?
>>2663392The thing is you can ticket and crystal for LB1 maru to instantly have her at 90% power. Its just not worth the carat investment unless you're a front main
>>2663400Is it true that the chinks were TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the hyperURAbolic time chamber, and ended up hoarding like a trillion carats after going through countless loops of the same banners?
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO ROLL THE TACHYON BANNER NEEDS TO HURRY THE HELL UP
>>2663392Look at it from this POV. The F2P deck of any anon will kinda look like this>Kitasan>Tachyon>Light Hello>Fine Motion>Filler Spot>BorrowDo you REALLY need smaru if you're not a front main? You should start thinking of specialist cards
>>2663414FASTER
>>2663414She's such a silly lil thing
>>2663414THEM ears ARE HUUUUUUUUUUUGE
>>2663415Speaking of specialist cards, whats you guys pulling plan looking like?
>>2663204I wanna know the full list of /v/ma, /vg/uma/ and /vmg/uma/ clubs.
>>2663422If I get really lucky in at least one of the next 4 banners, I'll be fine
>>2662862still at least top 5 uma songs
>>2663422I'm hoping that things go well with the Tachyon banner so I can afford to just blow my crystals and selectors on Creek to MLB her and then I don't have to pull her rerun and can instead nab Kita White as a pace parent.
Note to self: Don't split my attention between bread and game on an ace run.
Got more support cards irl
>>2663413I got Brian out of my CM reward tickets. Machine's hot right now.
>>2663422Me personally, saving up during all of GL. Theres way too much shit I want next scenario >Three goddesses of late surgers>ramonu>wit cafe>kris>pocket speedIts just not in the cards to be spending
>>2663424Uhhhh theres 10 clubs here, like 20 in the other board, and 1 in a dead board
>>2663432Man, they really couldn't give it original artwork?
>>2663414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>woke up>apparently Pitasan is the queen now?Kino? Id post kitapits, but ill assume they already were posted
>>2663438And then some.
>>2663436The Shadowverse tcg got them
>>2663438Backread the previous thread, not only was it very, very fun but also. Its full of top tier pits. Drawbros seemed really excited to work on stuff for her
>>2663432nice pull desuwa
>>2663434Late bros, I wanna inquire about the saviors of lates. Number 1, who are they? Number 2. What makes them so good
>Condemned to group B jail because not a single run could get medium S+ the other shit I needed>First sprint ace run after the CM gets this
>>2663427Used to play that game YEAAAARS ago but my place had no active community that time
>>2663440Muh>>2663442Alrighty, thanks
>>2663436Not that I disagree, but I like the novelty of having physical representations of the game cards.
Scarlet wiffed Angling and Scheming and lost a race she should have won.I don't know how much more of this I can take.
>>2663435I know that, but I wanna see all of 'em.
Okay, next CM is gonna be a mirror of the Sprinters StakesWhat team should i field among the list of winners?Flower, BAKUSHIIN, Bono, Taiki, Curren..>notice Bamboo Memory is at the top of the list and that she's coming soon>that fucker Take also rode him
>>2663441>>2663432I'm waiting for the Union Arena Umamusume cardsI don't know how that game works but hopefully it has some original art
I REALLY need to have sex with Zenno Rob Roy.
>>2663445The three goddesses of lates have two universally agreed members>Sakura LaurelShe is the strongest long late surger for a very long time, still super strong in JP. Her unique is used in longs as a parent.>Neo UniverseLike Laurel, strongest late surger in mediums for a very long time, and you'll want her unique in every single medium tooThen you get two answers depending on who you're asking>Daiichi RubyLate/End closer that is EXTREMELY strong for a very long time in sprints AND miles but has no value as a parent>Sirius SymboliShe herself is not that great as an ace in most distances but she shines greatly in 2400M races, she has access to the strongest accel there and will be used a parent in that specific distance.
>>2663466Yeah, I play Pokemon at an LCS every week with an owner that's pretty cool and has always been really into UA. I'll probably ask him to teach me so I can try playing in the Uma prerelease.
>>2663457Keep your chin up anon, I'm sorry that happened to you bro.
Umas move their tails so often sometimes it gets bothersome trying to loop stuff like this
>>2663457hold your head up high king, your crown is falling. Xogslop doesn't count against the record of a good trainer, which if you reached finals. You are
>>2663457If you want to feel better, watch this where my XOguri with a 50% expected win rate for the room gets brocked by my Scarlet and starts losing places when she procs 777. Best of one races are a clusterfuck and getting to A finals is all you have some agency in. The rest is up to the gods.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=au8zcM2FEpgRnhHu5Rh2MiWp
>>2663481Is this what EDO musume do?
>>2663422Triple spark for Agnes, then MLBing my 2lb CB and maybe some Creeks. GM pulls are looking grim...
>>2663457Finals just fucking suck man, my Bobo got stuck in gate 1 in a 7 front lobby and she overtook everyone after a bad start only to get cucked out of angling at the last second by Kita
>>2663481This creature is so dumb, wuv her
>>2663484viciously attack pigs in their own houses
I couldn't make stakes, and dreaded the potential queen choices judging from my awful CM run. But all hail Kitasan
>>2663492I am extremely satisfied, I was ready to skip because I thought it would be another victory for the fat fuck. And then behold, she fell.
Seeing all this kita posts made me re
Now that the Cancer Cup has ended, why the fuck did I meet so many umas with 1200 power and 1000 wit? Did you guys all miss the downhill mode? 1000 power 1200 wit would be a far superior build.
If I had brought a 2nd front she would have been in 6th place and would have had a legit shot to beat the XOguris she came in 3rd too.
>>2663499I mean, I had 1200 wit too so I can't say.
>>2663499But i capped my wit too
>>2663498ANON?!?!?!
>Sprint S>Bakushin guts didn't agemasen>Didn't get a third green for groundworkNoooooo
Get Mejiro'd
>>2663499I capped wit cuz i built the xog lol, I assumed that the average normalfag just doesn't know about downhill mode
>>2663510>>2663510Believe in the TTL/DD/Focus trigger
Stop posting Inariganda, I already missed her and I regret it so much, you should have done these posts 1 month ago
>>2663513KINO!!!!!!!! who brought the plat home?
>>2663515I'm running a pace and I didn't get focus.
Saw someone complain about losing to this on Twitter.
Well I did feel like I was gonna get demolished this time around but dude, why was I in a room with these SS rank umas?
>>2663519Well that just looks like a regu->top runnerMOTHERFUCKER
>>2663522Some guys retire tickets early so that they'll win Group B "for fun"
>>2663523Honestly surprised they didn’t whole hog it with the gold PTO as well.
>>2663254>Falco not banned
>>2663217So... what's the definition of "kinky" to Taiki? Dog collar?
>>2663522Had this happen last time I flopped into B, the nigga I lost too clearly just threw to get there.
>>2663445>>2663475Early-mid Grand Live supports>Daiichi Ruby (0LB?)0.4 acceleration Sprint/MileShit scaling>Symboly Kris S (Borrow)Consistent 0.4 acceleration LongGM>Ancestors & Guides(LB?)Shit scaling>Jungle PocketGold only usable on L'Arc CM before it's mogged>Manhattan Cafe2 Longslops a year i dunnoL'Arc>El Condor Pasa0.4 Medium acceleration
>>2663519UMAMUSUME IS CHEATER GAME
>>2663530Taiki seems like she’d consider anything that’s not missionary under the covers with the lights off kinky desu
>Jantar Mantar got owned so hard in Hong Kong that they retired his assbrutal
>MANT fucking sucks>gives us some of the best Stakes races since URA
>>2663530Taiki would just nakedly smother you in kisses like a puppy licking your face while hugging you tight.
>>2663517Good ole reliable Ryan. In the end you just don't have to roll for umas when the free ones just work. Such a lovely uma.
>>2663254When the hell was Super Creek a queen of /vm/? When the hell was Creek even competitive in CM??
>>2663532Daiichi ruby is okay to borrow too but she operates perfectly well at LB1
>>2663543One guy brought Creek and she won twice. Simple as. She was never meta but he believed and she delivered? I think it was one of the longslops? Maybe Kikuka Sho
>>2663543>When the hell was Creek even competitive in CM?Front Creek + Runaway Suzuka was a common whale build during Libra
>>2663518Shrewd Step?
>>2663543The kikuka sho brother, Queen Creek also had a fantastic era.
>>2663534https://x.com/tjonojtt29137/status/2071730682271879187?s=46
>>2663542god damn it multiple Ryans in here won?Why couldn't my own Ryan get out of 7th in the big race..This was her CM
>>2663254Not sure if this is filled up or not and I'm not the host but rebumping if it isn't filled.I'm going to nap
>>2663551That'll be the cope for now.But hopefully I can get something better before CM. FineMo and Kita didn't finish their chains so there's still room for improvement.
>>2663532>0.4 Medium* acceleration>*Tokyo 2000m/2400m, Hanshin 2000m, Longchamp 2400m
>>2663543>there are neighas in current year who don't remember BIG MAMABack in the old days, such an insolent comment would get you thrown in the crib, never to be seen again.
>>2663550So the Suzuka rabbit was supposed to guarantee front creek's unique going off? what else about Creek made her a whale build? Since she had both her unique and swinging maestro native is it just to save a stamina card slot for something else?
>>2663558Oh I didn't even see it until you pointed it out! Thanks anon
>>2663543Ahhhhh, libra. H O M E
Dueling does shit in Sprint rooms, My 1200 Guts Finemo still loses to a 500 Guts Oguri.
>just arrived home from work>I know Im fucked and that gonna get a third place but I have a sliver of hope>Front heavy room so I was fucked (pace+2 lates)>got triple late started>Dober got rushed as always mid race>Ended up 6,7,8I was expecting it but not in that fucking horrible way, so I'm pretty fucking pissed, anywas, I guess I'm never getting a med plat at this rate because I have negative luck
>>2663559Yea, I've got 1.5 done so far, the Taiki needs to be revisted for Turf or Sprint S, but it was a Fast Learner run where I got a good statline so I'm gonna go knock out Brian since Sprint F is a pain, as well as speed growth without power growth, so the plan is to not gutsmaxx her but instead just run a normalish deck with Guts Bakushin in the flex slot of 2 speed, 3 wit though I so massively overcapped speed that I might try 1 speed, 2 guts, 3 wit if not for the fact that the only 10RB Guts card I have to replace Stinko is fucking Urara and her 0 friendship and lack of priority
>>2663563Now that i think about it it was probably because i was having my own panic attack about surviving Libra Group A to remember what was happening in /v/ at the time
>>2663555Holy moly, now that you mention it the conditions for this CM are exactly the same as the Takarazuka Kinen Ryan won IRL, pretty nice. Guess having two Late Surgers helped with the positioning issue, that and it was a good way to punish anyone who brought End Closers or debuffers. I guess at the end of the day it's just luck, and it just happened to bless some of the Ryans out there.
>>2663579the race conditions were literally why i chose Ryan this CM to begin with
>>2663584dammit, i meant not because she had specific greens or anything but because i looked up the conditions of the real horse's race and it was cloudy/soft terrain in 1991 when he won
The regional uma racism must be stopped
>>2663569Pulse is utterly fucking ridiculous
>>2663594Okay PIPSQUEAK
>>2663565Front Runners in general just needed whale cards to fuinction during Unity. Your average f2p doesn't have access to Fine Motion yet, most of us had to play with 400~500 wit during a long CM. It's a death sentence for fronts. Meanwhile, whales could get their wit to 1000+, and Creek didn't require any stamina cards either since Riko + Maestro + Pure Heart gives her enough HP. It's a pretty comfy pick if you had the correct cards to run her.
>>26632543 slots left
>>2663479>>2663482this is the 4th CM in a row I've been raped by stupid statistically unlikely shit.Aries and Gemini I expected a lot of fronts. I built my umas as if they would always be rearpack and queued into full backline teams in finals despite rounds being 90% frontrunner teams.Taurus I lost the exact same way as Cancer - Vourbon whiffed angling and lost by ~1LIts so much of the same bullshit I can't take it. I can handle a fair loss being outplayed. I could handle losing to a better frontrunner, another uma just doing well and hitting their perfect accels. Losing finals does not bother me. What I can't handle is rolling critical failures four times in a row, like someone at Cygames singled me out just to laugh at me by throwing nearly impossible events at me CM after CM after CM.
>>2663604It's CRAZY how the stakes fill in less than 5 seconds but regular rooms take a while to fill up.
>>2663610I'M WORKING (doing parent runs)
>>2663610I'll prob join in a little bit, I'm enjoying reading the thread slowly and listening to kitasan sing. After so much racing in the stakes my energy just goes down
>>2663519Is CyGames going to do ANYTHING about this? Incompetent fucks cant even adjust the code without breaking it, Im extremely doubtful they address this at all. Behead all fucking cheaters
>>2663584>>2663591That's a very soulful way of choosing umas bro, don't let this miss mess with your soulful vibes on next CMs, you will get 'em next time for sure.
>>2663616They haven't done shit to the botters, I doubt that they'll ban these guys or even hotfix this shit
>>2663617Thanks, I've been doing this for a whileMakes things super sweet when everything lines up This is still my magnum opus, from the last time we had Takarazuka Kinen
>>2663619I knew from the start they were bluffing about botters. Serious consequences ate coming! From the retards who cant even update their game that’s been out four years without breaking it, so they port over the exact same builds from the other regions. Nothing done to stop botters, full kernel level anti cheat on and yet they cant do shit to stop it
Camping Titty/Semen demon bride/Kingu is what I’m thinking for spring unless I can be fucked to go into mutate hell.
>>2663605I'd be fucking livid too, but don't let these results define you as a trainer. If anything, the opposite is true. You keep making finals. You keep putting yourself in positions where those unlucky events actually matter. That isn't something a bad trainer does consistently. If you're consistently building teams capable of reaching finals. That's repeatable and even if its not much that's something you can at least control, whether VB randomly whiffs an angling isn't. I know it really doesn't make this CM sting any less. But if it takes near impossible odds to defeat you I'd say you're doing something right.Keep your chin up brother, finals are always a crapshoot, an unlucky streak is nothing but a wall that will be too sweet to overcome.
It's months out but a >fun race with only Fuku and Festa allowed would be funny.
>>2663605>Vourbon whiffed angling and lost by ~1LI'm gonna be honest I don't fucking care and I don't feel bad for metacucks losing. Go cry somewhere else you faggot.
King Halo Front Runner
once again i feel the need to apologize to this round round uma, i was not aware of her game when her banner dropped
sprint seiun
>>2663636I think you're a faggot
>>2663636If anyone should go somewhere else, it's you.
>>2663605I feel you, I said it earlier but watching both my Palmer and XOguri happily just drop into 3rd/9th respectively and not even try and fight for better position in the same race was baffling and it’s something I’ve seen happen a few times in CMs now. I’m content with the gold, but watching the bad luck always seem to happen in the final race is still a bit frustrating.
>>2663605I've lost every single plat I've lost to complete bullshit too so i feel you deeply bro. The RNG of this game is really infuriating bullshit.Phantom plat winner to me bro, you are a good trainer if you can consistently perform so well. Take a breather and relax. You earned a good nap
>>2663620>tfw luckshit Doto>Try her on that CM>dogshit cards>can't cap speed for the life of me.>Unity umas destroy my team anyways. I seriously felt bad fumbling Doto's chances then, really hope they never drop new scenarios again when the CMs are ongoing.
>>2663636I get hating metafaggots (I sure do) but everyone's been in that place where RNG just rapes you and spits on you. If you haven't experienced it, you will eventually too. It comes for everyone.shit SUCKS
Leo room or two?98236203
I don't know what to do for Leo. I don't have Taiki or Seiun and I don't think I have a single uma with decent sprint sparks. Do turf sparks work, or is that just cope? I don't even know who to run. I'm leaning towards maybe Flower and Falco?
>>2663630none of the other CMs even matter. Taurus mattered for the bragging rights of winning the derby twice and getting that star. Gemini mattered because it's my sign. Cancer mattered because Cancer is the only one that still shows up in your title list even if you didn't earn it. I'll never plug that hole now.>>2663636vourbon wasn't even my ace that CM. Rice was my best runner, thriving on being exactly in 5th and abusing 2 front 1 dom teams that I ran into all CM. Finals lobby just wasn't made for her, and the one it was made for fucking jobbed.
>>2663667Do you want me to only send 2 aces or pad the 3rd slot with a TT uma?
>>2663667Sure but you're getting some bad runners out of me.
>>2663667I only have one ace
>>26636788/9 right now, so just bring your best I guess
My xoguri cap didn't activate her unique :)
>>2663674If you have Flower, you can borrow Taiki and then run any Pace you want.>>2663685Get in, it's 8/9
>>2663661That run with that championship Doto was blessed by the godsIt was my very first run with her, looked up her secret events and managed to score such a cool-ass unique epithet in the same run. Got Medium S on iffy compatibility.I was also fucking pissed at Unity dropping like 48 hours before finals but i let my final URA umas ride after fumbling my way through Unity the first time and realizing i needed time to learn how it worked
>replying to the metabroken baitDont do that
Aye fellow drawchuds, how BIG are we drawing kita, bc im taking some creative liberties and giving her a slight buff.
>>2663702>slightMe im giving her a pretty good buff
Cancer cup lived up to its name. I feel filthy.
>Was feeling a bit burnt out last CM>Gyaru project has failed and came up third in B finals>Next CM is sprintsloppa>BUT my team will be made up of meta or semi-meta umas(Taiki and Curren) and my wife(Kingu)>Feel ready to go in order to avenge my honorWonder how long its gonna last
>>2663667>nose win after a duelGuts may not be a meme, but also fucking PDM fix can't come soon enough with how badly it fucked Oguri on that one.
>>2663702I'm aiming for accurately sized, myself.
>>2663702Pretty big and pretty slutty
>>2663706Pace XOguri is fineEnd XOguri is downright nasty
>>2663667>9 pacesThis is probably accurate to what it's going to be like but uh oh.Going again, bring whatever you have ready.43054991
>>2663254One slot open!Hurry and join Anon
>>266370217.8%+ bigger, 5.333%+ sluttier.
>>2663702Idk, i'm still brainstorming how to draw Vbourbon.
>>2663696Can Curren and Falco run together, or will they fight?
>>2663702I prefer staying on model
>>2663702Bigger and sluttier!
>>2663721Just be sure to attend both concerts and streams, and they'll be fine. I do think that running fronts isn't going be the play for this one, though, even with a solo front no longer being a death sentence, especially since Falco needs a buttsniffer to proc her unique
>>26637168 paces actuallyHishiama is an end closer.
>>2663716As the anon who has been doing a lot of publics and posting their results and infoOh yeah, most common comp is 9 pacers
>Rewatched my finals loss>The reason my Palmer was 3rd for most of the race was whiffing groundwork despite the 1200 witI don’t know if she wins if she hits it but at least I know now why she didn’t even compete.
>>2663716I need 2 more aces. I'll sit this round out.
>>2663716>>2663667In this environment i wondered if it was worth loading Pump onto paces but i feel like that's not really hedging anything anymore anywayIf you are all the way back in 6th place you need to launch forward past two umas to chain into Blossom or SfVBut the person in 4th place would themselves have Blossom+SfV firing, so you wont be able to catch them from 6th. Or if you did it's way too late to take advantage of the second accel you chain intoIs Bamboo Memory strong enough to force a change in this environment? Her ult plus Pump would probably torch a lot of rooms
SPRINTSLOOOOOOOPPPPP
>>2663735Bamboo is okayish, nothing special i believe.
>>2663254Go! Go! Go!
I need some recommendations on who to run for the next CM. I heard its pacer dominated?
According to our local JPbro, the strongest umas to pull for in GL from a metafag perspective are>Pearl>Machan>Blaze Brian>Kitasan Blanco>Helios>VFujin>CBAre (You) pulling for any of them?
>>2663745You forgot Shinko Windy
>>2663743Who you got in your roster?
>>2663745No amount of pearl propaganda would make me roll for that DSL
>>2663743That would be correct. You slap Flower and Taiki onto anyone you want as long as they can run Pace on a Sprint and they're viable, especially if their unique works at all.
>>2663716Very close finish.I'll do 2 more34684217, bring however many.>>2663730Whoops, 8 paces.
>>2663748Windybros....I appreciate how enthusiastic you guys are about your uma but we are talking about meta, Windy is the worst uma in the game
>>2663743Nishino Flower and Taiki Shuttle uniques are active. +OG Oguri, Curren, Bono.
I like the way the male announcer shouts out INARI WAAAAAAAN
>>2663745I only want Pearl because she's Kawakami's roommate.
>>2663745Blaze 100% and then I'd like to grab Kita blanco as a parent, but we'll see how things go after the Tachyon banner
>>2663741This is roughFor this CM it's just Pump and Bamboo's ult that are available for backlinersstraightaway accels fire too late, like 200m from the start of the spurt
>>2663745>>Kitasan Blanco>>Helios>>VFujinYes
>>2662960Hahahaha I was WAITING for someone to post this image again. I was prepared to dig through like 30 threads just to find it but there you go, posting it for me. Good lad.
>>2663751what the fuck is Digitan still doing there??
>get lucky pace>get fucked because your accels depend on position and inherited angling isn't enoughMaybe I should run a front just to avoid this
>>2663753That's not a Windybro, he smells like a Teiofag.>t. trve Windybro
>>2663748Shinko sucks, man, I'm sorry
>>2663753SHE’S STILL META TO ME DAMNIT!
>>2663749>>2663751>>2663754I see, I guess Taiki would be the best option for me. Thanks!
>>2663745>PearlUnique looks good as a granparent for TP combo>Blaze BrianRelevant current JP>CBWife>Kitsan BlancoToo much of a medium merchant
>>2663745>Pearl>MachanS-see, anons! Those are totally meta rolls!
>>2663771>unlock nowDO NOT REDEEM
>>2663763They're running as a Late to ensure her unique procs by passing enough people and then going into the Blossom + SFV combo, I assume, but it's a major whale so I wouldn't take it too seriously.
>>2663752The beast.Last one 68996668
This is retardedare we gonna have to assemble Groundwork onto our paces in order to break away from the other paces...
I believe that at the moment festival Rudolf, Brian and Inari One are the only ones in the game that wear chest sarashis. That gives me an idea for a themed team for CM but I don't have festival Rudolf at the moment
>>2663773You joke cuz pearl is haha le funneh hag but she is like tier 0 for like 3 fucking years and an excellent parent/grandparent skill, and machan is known to be THE front sprinter for a while
>>2663745I was planning on acquiring Helios no matter what. She's the only uma I really feel like I NEED beyond meta reasons. All the others are dependent on how necessary surrounding meta cards are.
No but really how the fuck are people cheating in gold skills that arent on cards yet. Any ideas?? Because clearly multiple have gotten a hold of it now
>>2663778You get free Groundwork from Guts Bakushin on top of a midrace gold, it's not a big deal
>>2663778Yes lolbut hey pace is good again KEK
>>2663784So we should be borrowing Valentine Bakushin for this CM? I thought it was NTR for Firm Course Menace
>>2663776>major whale>kitasan and fine which are good investments for f2ps>fuku which is the only questionable mlb there (her banner had free pulls)Really??
>>2663745Did he say much about the other umas?
>>2663788Sorry, saw Throne and assumed no one was gonna run someone without Guts Bakushin, but I guess they're making it work, though Fuku is a major highroll enabler
>>2663772>HokkoThe propaganda is too strong and could win some burger reenactments>FestaFunny gambler uma
>>2663789Iirc he gave us a general overview of what tracks umas were good in and stuff like longevity, niche uses (like for specific LOHs) and stuff like that but it was only for people who asked about their uma. Not everyone
>>2663777Hallo hallo howdy howdyThanks for joining. I learned who I need to work on the most which is all I wanted out of this.
>>2663787FCM isn't that great because you don't need the speed nor power because it's such a short track so little time at top speed and pace has enough strong accels.
>>2663780Yeah I know, dacchi told me a week or so ago, although my purposes for rolling were that I really liked Pearl and think her career would be a fun ride, and Machan because I was curious what her career entailsLets hope Wonder, Rob Roy and Hokko are usable as well, Windy though...
>>2663787Is High Spirits a speed inherit? Dammit
Seeking the pearl, more like serving the peak
Gotta wait until PDM changes to properly test Sprint aces.
>>2663783There's only one account doing it, so he's probably testing Cygames' limits or trying out his cheats before selling them to people who are interestedIt's a nothingburger for now, but it's retarded that the guy hasn't been banned yet when he has redditors, umatubers, and discordfags reporting his ass
>>2663797Thanks for hosting. After watching Flower being the lucky pace three times and getting fucked by it because she couldn't ult or proc accels I'm seriously considering running a front just to avoid that
>>2663808Remember that they are only reporting the most blatant ones, there is no way to check if someone cheated in the Golds that got Agemasened. If Cygames only bans the blatant ones that people reported but fail to ban the normal accounts that still cheated, it's over.
>>2663812Think of it this way. If you run a front, you're also guaranteeing that no one else is lucky pace, while if you run 3 paces, only 1 of them can get it but it could be none.
>>2663745I will get CB, Brian and Kita will probably get two or three cheek tenners.
If I am making three paces, do I need a Taiki parent?
>>2663808>Only one accountA guy in my club also saw someone running the same impossible gold, in group B of all places. Either it’s the same guy or it’s spreading
>>2663818You need Taiki and Flower inherits, so either borrow the one you don't have or pray to get lucky at inspo
>>2663745Helios.Maybe Pearl but I might skip and wait for her witch alt.
>>2663821Well I got Taiki that I will be using anyways so yeah
I am not feeling sprint casino at all
Really wish I had a Digitan
RYAN SISTERS...
>>2663832it's over
>CyGe psyop to move unpurchased merch inventory
>>2663832What they shouldve done is keep half of them back, and slightly shift around the rest to look lime people were buying them already>t. Knower
>Reporters stop by while Inari was training to interview her about her plans for the classic year>Inari says she's aiming for the Japan Dirt Derby and doesn't clarify why and runs off to continue training>Interview airs on TV at the beginning of the year>Reporters were so confused over her answer that they traveled all the way to her home town to ask her Chief about what she could have meant by this >Chief gets angry and questions what the FUCK is she thinking>Torena-san immediately wants to clear up the misunderstanding but Inari insists that its not necessary because she can't face him until she's fully prepared to show her conviction (I think)>A few days later Torena-san couldn't take it anymore and stopped by Oi racecourse to explain to her Chief about Inari's choice>He understands and is fine with her decision but that wasn't the problem he had with her words so he decides to visit Tracen alongside Torena-san to give Inari a piece of his mind >Picrel happensHe also called her a brat for questioning why Torena-san brought him all the way to Tracen in the first place
>cancer 1: 66% winrate>virgo: 81%>libra: 61%>capricorn: 56%>aquarius: 57%>gemini 2: 60%>cancer 2: 53%guess how many plats i've won.
>>2663835this neigha merchant
>>26638394
>>26638391
>>26638390
>>26638399
>>2663845>>2663846>>2663847a whole 2, from aquarius and gemini 2. of the others 3 were A 2nd and 2 were A 3rdi am the raped
>>2663851Hey look on the bright side, some of us got 0
/v/ma won has appeared
Aw heck, q/v/een rules, even in group B!those hayahide and tikezo were from two different torenas
>>2663536What the FUCK jantar mantar got retired?
>>2663854The two coolest characters in the game, and I have NONE OF THEM i hate gachashit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2sgvunYMBQoperafags are too powerful...
>>2663857Did you roll?
mcqueen likes to sing i guess
>>2663859I did three cheeky tenners for inari wan, loved her intro, loved her in the anime. She did not come home. Did one cheeky tenner for yaeno cuteki. Couldn't afford any more. I have enough to double spark and then some, but im not happy about it.
>>2663854Hell yeah Coolteki is here!
>>2663568Daiwa won
LET US HAVE MORE FRIENDS I'M TIRED OF SCROLLING THROUGH AND UNFRIENDING PEOPLE
>Look through Chronogenesis for a Guts Bakushin>The person i selected was already following mewaow
>>2663868......the dishwasher competition
>>2663863>spamming recreation torena...
>>2663851Games dog shit. Everyone with 8 plats or more is a luck nigger.
>>2663877>>2663863I physically cannot bring myself to kill an uma career on purposei tried to yesterday, not only had i reason to for the uma-mon event, but also i would be able to knock out a quick career when i wasnt sure i had the time for a proper one. I just did a regular career in the end anywaythis is mental illness
I have only lost 3 CMsOne of them was the sprint casinoI am not feeling it
>>2663865She will be pretty good once unyielding evolves from getting overtaken -> overtaking.
Post more jiggie rooms.
>>2663877I wanted to earn this>>2663885I don't have the time to do a full mant run tonight, especially with how shit i feel after being robbed this CM for the umpteenth time. I just want my daily quests before I fuck off.
>>2663892Seiun Sky obligated title
>decent Taiki run>Bakushin didn't agemasen me>but FineMo didn't even bother finishing her chainWhy do the Irish hate me?
Just login to grab gibs. Daily is for chumps.
>>266390375 carats is half a pull when you need 400 'half a pulls' for a spark but dammit its money on the tablei wish they split the difference and awarded 30 carats for winning a race and giving something else for a career playthrough and you can just surrender the 45 daily carats for clearing the entire daily mission set
>Everyone but Inari is a generic uma for this race
>>2663887Sprint plats barely even count bro, they are quite literally LOL SO RANDOM, do your best but keep your expectations on the lower end.
>>2663903Does beemapyoi really?
>>2663909Fuckin dirters man, why does Japan hate them so much?
>>2663911As a first rate trainer, I will do my best. I just don't feel confident.
>>2663909How this little midget manages to have so much aura in everything she does is beyond me
>>2663913You could say they're a bunch of Rickey Mouse cups
>>2663916Hype moments are aura are stored in the boobs
This is your queen for todayI wish I could draw more but sadly I have to wage tomorrow and I don't get paid for drawing sweaty umas. I love drawing Kita-chan though
>>2663918
Patch tomorrow!
>>2663923Based Pitasan enjoyer
>>2663923Have you tried asking your boss if he is interested in sweaty umas?
>>2663911i don't think it's random, i managed to finish cm9 with 80%+ wr so there has to be some consistency to it
>>2663915Same, but im starting training today so get ready to train hard bozo. We'll host so many practice rooms We'll beat some confidence into everyone.
>>2663923holy fug
>>2663923Yup yup! That's the new queen!Nice work.
>>2663923sweet mama
>>2663923MY FUARKING HERO
>>2663923FUCK YES,I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS THERE
>>2663923>Already getting PEAKNige reigns are the fucking best.
>>2663923That's some GOOD FUCKING SHIT
>>2663928There is consistency as far as things like strategy, which skills work and which doesn't, general expected powerlevel of umas. Etc, but the thing about sprints is that its the distance where you can 100% get sacked and fucked for absolutely no reason or coherent logic
>>2663923My God, if you'll excuse myself...
>>2663908Respect your own time. Play at your own leisure rather than for the sake of it.>but my "good boy" tokensMeaningless. You get more gibs as time goes on anyway. Forcing yourself to do daily due to FOMO is a good time to step away from it all.
>>2663923Do you go for the armpit or the underboob?
>>2663923Did you draw this today? Love me some pit
Who gave Kitasan the idea of a paizuri window? I doubt she came up with it herself
>>2663946Yeppers!>>2663947It brings in the dimesSame as the super short skirtOr the zettai ryouikiOr the exposed armpits...
>>2663923I wasn't able to stick around during the stakes themselves but how the fuck did Kitasan manage to take it and not a xogger
>>2663953Damn, that puts me to shame for taking weeks to finish oguri lol
>>2663953outfit designed in a lab to be maximum coombait while still keeping a veneer of classiness but then wrote her with that sort of personality
>>2663954KWABguri CRAP is washed and jobbed
>>2663954Front privilege. But it's not Oguri again so I can't really complain.
>>2663954The great wall of nige was created to keep the wretched Xogger out.
Two scaredy cats pretending that neither of them are scared of spooky things
How do so many artists manage to make armpits look like pussies? They don't look like that right?
>>2663961I-I was told they were both cool....I WAS LIED TO I should really get around to Tama career, she's been sitting there since Kita banner
>>2663954The ashen beast is simply no match for everyone's favorite.
>>2663961I hate how Inari didn't invite Tamamo for the new year meet up
>>2663923Umazing work
>>2663961I want a shitty buddy cop flick starring both of these little neighas
>>2663963Personally, I'll simply say out of the ones I've played, it's my second favorite.
>>2663961Well /v/? Who was in the right?
>>2663961These two combined might equal to ONE fully sized uma
>>2663961Actually, they're both foxes.
>sloppiest medium of all time>into sprint >into dirt
>>2663970I want a police drama starring "I cannot breed" Tamamo Floyd
>>2663962Shaved/smooth armpit skin looks like hairless baginas and there's alot of underlying muscles under the shoulder
>>2663954Kita was amongst the strongest fronts if she was in top 2 going into the corner since Cheer gave her carryover and then you had the XOgs having to navigate through the horde of dead fronts. People acting as though XOguri was uniquely dominant on this track and that you couldn't match her winrate with fronts is also particularly funny.
>>2663955Nah anon you are doing great, that one is kino and pretty sexy, I wasn't able to envision a sexy Oguri at all. Imo first you try to make your art come out as good as possible, and then you try to get faster while retaining quality. My color full renders take me weeks while other people do them in a day or two. The important thing is having fun and trying to get better than yesterday.
>>2663975Foxes are slender though, Inari is anything but that
>>2663978
>>2663976I love sprints and dirts!
>>2663979Oguri was the boogeyman because at least 75% of rooms people saw during the CM were 2 doms and Oguri. Fronts were still very strong but those required a shitton more effort than like 3 days of running Oguri plus literally one run of Grass/Rudolf/Tachyon and who wants to spend 2 and a half weeks grinding their asses off to get smacked with 4x doms?
>>2663986I like sprints but hate dirt because I have no one to run on dirt.
>>2663979>People acting as though XOguri was uniquely dominant on this track and that you couldn't match her winrate with fronts is also particularly funny.No one said this tho, it was well known runway was the most consistent team comp and there were multiple anons running fronts to amazing win rates and lobby dominance. Its just as far as the stakes went, everyone expected a xogger victory. I remember when she soloed the room full of clankers.
>>2663978Damn that's hot
>>2663923ZAMN!!!!!!
>>2663985What the FUCK is Grass' problem?
>>2663986is it possible to convert a Haru for a Medium CM
It really goes to show you how fucking boring Kitasan is having a bombshell body like that and even then barely anybody gives a shit about her beyond her SSR.
>>2663923>Wake up>Backread>Soul stakes>Soul winner>Soul bread>Won like a total fraud WHAT A GREAT DAY
>>2663997Shut up fagI'm gonna go Harikitte Ikou on her pits
>>2663962>>2663978I don't like armpit pussies. It usually looks unnatural. Sometimes less is more.
>>2663976>dirt at this stageIt gets worse actually
>HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PERMANENT BORROW WITH ZERO (0) SPECIALTY PRIORITY IN THE MOST VOLITILE DECK STYLE IN THE GAMETHIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH AGEMASEN CARD TOO BY THE BYWHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM
>>2664007Why would you even want to borrow this brick? Just don't
>>2664007>0 specialty priorityLMAAAAOOOOOO I haven't started my training yet but good god what were they thinking
>>2663996Sure, if you're up to the task of mutating. Viability for specific CMs aside, in a vacuum, Urara is more advantaged doing extreme mutations for medium aptitude on a dirt course than the alternative of having to load up on dirt sparks for a pure turf uma.
>>2664009I've been lead to believe that In High Spirits is the best skill for this track and is not negotiable.
>>2664007What's the skill that is so critical?
>>2663996Depends how stubborn you are.NY Haru did an upset in one of newest non-dirt LoH showmatches where she mogged front/pacer dominated LoH matchup.
>>2664015In High Spirits is the best accel on the track. It also gives groundwork for free so you don't need to make pace groundwork parents.
>>2664010the unique skill gives its benefits when training off of gutsits like a pal card in that regard i guess
>>2664015Gold skill (In high Spirits) is pretty good, guaranteed groundwork to win lucky pace, and sprint hints are at a premium because there are fewer sprint races available.
>>2663987If you're getting hit by 4, everyone else in the room got hit by 2, and making a good Oguri isn't any easier then making a good front, especially since you don't have a billion cracked lineages out for borrow like there are Seiuns since she's an eternal parent. There aren't people making 9* corner recovery NY Opera parents like there are people working on GW/PP/DD/IW lineages.
I still can't believe I got the one Front XOg can't catch up to when Angling
>Want to get pace hints from the mile races>Want to get sprint hints from the sprint races>Get mile hints from mile races>get tactical tweak from sprints
>>2664009Groundwork, High Spirits, and Sprint hints. If you bring a statstick, and your uma's golds don't work on Sprints, which is most of the cast, you will end up completely out of things to buy on a Fast Learner run since there just aren't enough sprints to consistently get hints for the skills like there are mile/meds
>>2664029>and making a good Oguri isn't any easier then making a good frontUnless your front's name is exclusively [CODE: ICING] Mihono Bourbon, that is a ridiculous claim.I've ran the meta builds for most CMs in MANT with 2x fronts 1x other almost every time, including COguri. COguri can be built in less than 5 runs. Do you know why so many people were running Pace Oguri over End Oguri, despite End being better? Because Pace Oguri is near braindead to make.
>Train Bakushin>Can't use Bakushin
>>2663963I'll second the other anon Tama's career is one of the best
>>2664007Use 2 speed 2 wit deck like usual. Just treat bakushin as flexible card.
>>2663983Your Spe render was really nice. And thanks for the advice, I got to practice fundies rather than jump into projects when form construction and straight-up technique is something i'm really lacking.
>>2664038Well look on the bright side, she comes with high spirits! her alt does anyways
>>2664003Theres armpit pussies, and theres just muscular pits, i really prefer the latter. Dont think i have such fanart of Pitasan saved, so for example the next best thing
>>2663923
>>2664047
>>2659524>>2659539I haven't been able to forget these 2 posts, I haven't been able to feel love for myself in so long. I want to be Happy, but my mind won't let me
Oh shit I forgot to check the finals>also forgot to swap out my shitter ardan for the better one>got matched with a nigger with 2 debuffers>both of us lost to a guy with a team of endsWhatever. I won a CM a few days ago anyway so who cares. I don't care, I don't even- I don't even care.I care immensely.
When's the July schedule coming out?
>>2664054Do you have an addictive personality?
>>2664037And you think fronts can't? XOguri has to hit Corner Recovery off of way less sparks then your average front parents are going to have GW, and until she does, you're running an uma without a unique on an intensive race schedule. The only major disadvantage of running Fronts is that you have to bring Bourbon Wit on some of them, but Bourbon and Kita both don't have to deal with that and Kita's growths are good enough to make up for not being able to run her own card.>but I need IW/PP+DDAnd a good Oguri needs Shrewd Step and other tools to secure the early race as well, plus Throne gives free PP. People ran XOguri because she's brainless and easy to build a decent gamble comp around, but the real reason people built Pace over End was because they didn't have CB's of their own when borrowing Throne and making a mutant eats into sparks anyway, something that the meta fronts don't have to deal with because outside of Falco, they're all Mile/Med Turf runners with either Long or Sprints to back it up.
>>2664058Not really
Distance S isn't that important to get this CM, correct? Aren't stats and skills more important?
>>2664062Yes. Have fun highrolling both FM and Baku.
>>2664063nta but I don't have Finemo...
Baku's card is dogshit, do I really have to borrow it?
>>2664062Fast Learner > Sprint S > Turf S is my opinion, but they're not mutually exclusive depending on how much you want to grind. I'm gonna be happy with one of those, capped speed, finished chains from Bakushin and either Kita or FineMo, and over 1100 power + guts and 900+ wit, on the ones I'm gutsmaxxing. 1200x3 instead for Brian because Sprint F can only be fixed so much so just a normal build with Guts Bakushin instead of a power card
>>2664067Odds are - you won't have enough skills to pick because sprint rivals are so rare.>>2664069You forgot groundworks importance - >>2664067 which Bakushin gives from the chain.
>First part of Nakayama 1200m isnt considered either a straight or a cornerman what>>2664062Both Distance and Turf S here give about half a length
>>2664070I haven't had any runs that didn't get at least 3 usable greens, if not more, but yea, that would also be a requirement.
>>2664070I was gonna oshirun but I might just skip it and flatline until GL if on top of the usual MANT bullshit I have to borrow one of the worst cards in the game
>Capped speed>Power is pathetic because I clicked a speed rainbow twice and only one was a double
>>2664075You don’t have to borrow it, it’s not like it’s your only source of groundwork.
>>2664075Bakushin isnt too bad - she has 20TE for roaming and gives decent amount of hints plus 10 RB.
>>2664077People are saying it has the best Gold for this track. If everyone but me has it it's over anyways
>>2664075Just borrow it and run 2 speed, 3 wit. It'll be good enough to go to the Sprint Casino with
>>2664047That's a man.
Can the doomers and concernposters just stop? Everything is fine, MANT is fine. Gutsmaxing is fine. We love it as a matter of fact
>>2664085Everything is fine, any negative talk will be met with reeducation
In High Spirits gives half a length, about as much as Distance or Turf S, but if it becomes a speed inherit it gets even stronger
Genuine question, I'm not trying to rage bait. But this game's popularity really fell off during MANT. Do you guys think once GL rolls around it will gain some popularity back or has the damage been done?
>>2664088So, what gives the most lenghts? How about firm menace?
>>2664085L-Looking good...
>Spend all that time and effort kicking up a storm doing regional races>No one talks about it on the telly because they're too focused on Oguri Cap (as in peak) and Tamamo Cross
>>2664090No, Cygames are fucking retarded and instead of skipping or heavily reworking MANT they gave us the same shit same meta. They unironically killed their cash cow and they deserve it for being absolute retards. People in the west are not going to come back to the most jewish gachashit that already burnt them out
>>2664090Really kinda depends on what you mean by popularity.Are you more concerned about the game's general popularity or /v/ma's popularity, as an extension of the game?I know you probably mean the former and that tends to go without saying, but I think anons tend to be more invested in /v/ma than the actual state of the game, which isn't to neigh(heh)say them or anything.On that note, I don't think we'll have the sort of reaching ability to grab a whole lot of new blood like we did when we were on /v/, but I think we'll all be in a much better mood once MANT is over and done with and that should liven things up a bit, surely.
>1* speed>most dogshit whites I've ever seen>but know I will never get another Sprint pinkGuess I'm done parent farming, if cyjews want me to do more they're going to have to give me spark rerolls at the very least. Though really since global has way less time to build parents they should be giving us additional spark QoL early to make up for the difference.
>Need to try and make at least one parent with a sprint spark or two>Going to run Taiki so I actually need two so one can go into TaikiYou know what, might just do the bare minimum and run with whatever happens.
>>2664093>>2664088omfg im gonna get myself banned at this ratei put in the wrong course conditions
>>2664106>OuterswellAre you trying to cook a late Nishino parent? I’d be interested…
>>2664104I was talking more about the game's general popularity.
>>2664038What's wrong with Bakushin for this CM? I haven't looked at the track at all.
>>2664109No it's just a random skill I bought after running out of other stuff (also it was cheap), and of course that one got the spark rather than any sprint/pace skill.
>>2664110I wouldn't worry about it too much then. We've been flavor of the month a year and counting, after all.
>>2664090Absolutely. A lot of my friends have already quit because people want to run their oshis, not just meta. It's not fun when it's always Smaru, VBourbon, and Oguri winning.Sure, with enough effort and specific builds you can beat them, but you're asking the average player to minmax five runs a day. That's just ridiculous. No game survives on its hardcore playerbase alone. You need to give casual players an attainable goal to keep them engaged.They should've introduced the evolved skills as soon as MANT launched. Oonige Suzuka wouldn't have benefited that much from them anyway, and it would've given everyone else a much better chance to compete with the meta trio.
>>2664076I've been overcapping a lot on speed and wit lately because im still not used to calculatiing how much im getting out of throne, and now that were going full gutsmaxx for the next CM its probably gonna be even worse
What sort of blue sparks should I try aiming for on a Leo parent? Power?
Getting Practice Perfect when you already have it should just give you the double circle version of it. It's not like it's a SUPER common condition and even then, PP double circle really isn't even OP or anything.
>>2664111the joke is running Bakushin wont let you use the card that may or may not be the meta borrow for the track
>>2664120>gutsmaxxingPower or speed>otherwisePower
I feel like getting speed, power, and wit all to 1200 is higher priority than pushing gutsespecially when the midrace positioning casino is what was most important anyway
>>2664127Honestly? its sprintcasino so it really doesn't matter, your team comp is what makes the biggest difference here
I'm so fucking tired of my loss record, I want to win again. 14/15 is a disaster
>>2664127900 vs 1200 wit isn't a huge change in skill activation and backliners aren't living and dying by wit checks for overtake like fronts are. The fact that you're able to bring 3 paces with all relatively equal chances to win means wiffing a wit check on one of them isn't as big a deal, and everyone being paces means there will be a shit ton of dueling in the last stretch with the ones who hit accels dueling the ones who had the 1st/2nd slot into the corner
>>2664130team comp as in what umas were chosen? i dont know how much variety in positions we have available for this cm...
>>2664135Yeah, and its honestly not much, its mainly triple front vs triple pace with maybe a runaway throw in as a loose spanner, otherwise not much else is viable outside of delusional oshigaming
Rude NPCs
>Trigger Fast Learner mid career>Neither Kitasan nor FineMo show the fuck up>Bought High Spirits before Fast Learnerof course
>>2664140Dirter discrimination...
>>2664090Also they don't seem to want to adress the cheater issue, so the game is dead already. Actual fucking incompetent bastards
>>2664141Why would you buy a sprint specific skill? At least there's an argument made for buying generics and style specific, but distance specific doesn't work in enough races to worry about until the final screen
CyGames is the type of outfit to bother going after Viramate lol
>>2664145after running Kingu during Gemini i have ptsd
>>2664090Don't think its gonna happen right away, but I believe its gonna go up afterwards
>>2664118That Taiki is 30% power growth though, the fact I overcapped speed on a 0% speed Uma while only taking two rainbow speeds is kind of wild.
>Free 10 jelliesWhat’s the occasion?
I'm gonna start cheating too since it's apparently super easy and Cygames does not give a singular fuck LMAO. Fuck this kusogehttps://x.com/i/status/2071756978150334778
>>2664138As far as tech options go, there are a few people on Haku running Sweepy to debuff and steal some wins. I'll see if I can make one too after working on Nishino and Oguri, the little brat has been putting in work for me since she came out.
>>2664147Buy an accel, not midrace outside of maybe Daring if you're starting to get low on clocks. Your uma only loses when they stam out, get brocked and can't make it up, or late start and can't move through the pack
>>2664134I don't feel that dueling really helps that much here, this Oguri in Haku is not even gutsmaxxing but is one of the top performers. Skills and power seem more important since there is an uphill right at the end.
>>2664154they have nimble navigator and tracen cheer
>>2664157NN is good, Cheer is not reliable in career since your uma is going to be pushing up early by massively outstatting the rest of the crowd
>>2664090game is jewish as fuck, it must be tough getting into as a newfag when there's like 2 or 3 noob banners per scenario and no rental decks, SR crystal rate is fucked too
>>2664151Yeah just as I thought, this shit is spreading. It’s not limited to one person, just like the botters. Now people will be genning up umas like they do in competitive pokemon
>>2664158well beyond that there would be nothing else to get in the context of having a miler run career sprints except wasting points on sprinting geari buy what skills would both help in career while also make sense for what im building toward at the time. if it was a mile cm then mile skills get the green light. this time its sprints.but somehow with the mass of stats and skills the game will still tell you 'NO' anyway
>>2664151>mile CM>opponent's front team slaps your aces on the ass with triple gold Speed Eater (unobtainable even in JP)How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2664155Sure, but all the other top performers are gutsmaxxed to some extent, and that one only has 27 races. If you go to the explore tab, Oguris as a Pace with over 1k Guts have a 45% team winrate, while ones under 1k Guts have a 38%, with individual winrate going from 18.4 to 24. While I'm sure there's conflating factors, high guts is a sign of a good Oguri
>>2664152>>2664138I am working on a debuff sweepy since I don't have a nishino
>>2664166>ms. victoria cmOHNONONONONO WHITEBROS?
How fucking hard is it to code a check for>if gold skill not from deck then permaban>if career chains log doesn't have random SSR complete event chain for gold skill then permaban
>>2664173A shocking amount of careers is allegedly handled on the client side, I'm given to understand.
>>2664173Oooh Smarr indie company puhreasu undastando!
>>2664177Ok so they shoved kernel-level anticheat and connecting to the server every 5 seconds but that's just done client-side. Lmao fucking incompetent retards
>>2664181At the very least I hope CyGames is aware of the issue at this point
>>2664181Yes, that's how the cheat works, they inject the code into the client, read the value and then give that value to the server, then the server takes it as valid and returns it. It's really dumb.There is also another cheat, or maybe it's the same, that tells you how the events and % failure check works, it reads if you will fail a training or how much stats you get for selecting an specific event.
>>2664181>kernel-level anticheatWait, what?
>>2664188Huh? That shit is already predetermined before you click it?
>>2664188How’d you come across that juicy tidbit anon?
>>2664192/uma/
>>2664188I can believe the first one but the second line sounds like a gaslight.
>>2664189The Steam store page for Umamusume lists that it uses a kernal level anti-cheat named CrackProof®.
>>2664195Fucking... WHY!? This game CLEARLY isn't using it! I bet you 8:1 if I hook fucking CHEAT ENGINE into this shit, nothing will happen! They're clearly not verifying any of the DLLs where the code injection can happen either!
Anyone else playing online games overrun with cheaters? The issue only seems to be getting worse these days, Im sick of it
I think it was a good idea not bringing the game overseas for so long...
cygames have the money to fix itBut chooses not to
>>2664197
>>2664198This was an issue in jp too...
>>2664201It was never this bad
>>2664197PoE2 but thats more of a botter than a cheater problem AT THE MOMENT. Devs are actively reacting and talking about it at least.https://youtu.be/Hl0rXpy37yo
>>2664197I think you'd struggle to find a game that isn't overrun with cheats and/or bots at the moment. Maybe CnCNet-ran or CnCOnline-ran Command and Conquer? Which is funny given how old those games are, and how lackluster their anti-cheat measures actually are.
>>2664203I can't say for sure but Dacchi made it sound like it was pretty badCygames just...didn't implement whatever they used to combat them in global
The ramen song is really growing on me
>>2664210Cygames playing 4D chess over here, but the hackers and botters are playing checkers. Soon the hammer will come down.
>>2664211It's the flower song for me. ;)
>>2664211Raw men, huh?
Inari got so obsessed over trying to put some spotlight on her value as a regional uma that at some point she forgot how to have fun while racing (turning them into festivals) and the anxiety of facing beasts like Oguri and Creek was messing with her head enough that she passed out while training due to both mental and physical fatigue. Torena-san contacted her Chief to come up with a plan to reignite that passion inside of Inari and so her hometown planned a festival just for her and she got to vent out her frustrations and listen to how deeply the locals supported and treasured her. Very emoi moment
>>2664213The problem with that is that chess is a significantly more difficult game, while checkers is comparatively easy. Cygames is going to be struggling a LOT for the foreseeable future as they struggle to maneuver around the simple ruleset the cheaters have...
>>2664217Huh, this is Smart Falcon but instead of her fans, its her fellow villagers. I liked that aspect of Smart Falcon, so fair play, it is cute.
>Go to Chrono>Search 9* sprint>Something that could just feed my wifeMight just yolo and oshigame the sprintslop
Sorry danchou, gonna flatline a bit. Bought Barony for 2 clams, and I'm having a blast.
>>2664164I honestly think it is the same person, they just keep changing names.
>>2664218Well when you put it that way it’s possibly not looking good
>>2664197TF2 is perhaps the first major instance I'd seen of an online game where people didn't necessarily cheat to get an unfair advantage, but instead just ran mass botnets to make the game as unplayable as possible (short of just DDoSing the servers, or executing outright malicious code on people's computers, the latter of which I'm told is a problem with old CoD games that now have RCE exploits). The game's matchmaking would just be flooded with aimbotting sniper... well, bots, that you'd have to constantly kick.And the people running them would specifically coordinate around trying to ruin seasonal content patches. Even after Valve eventually updated the game to make swarms of aimbots less/not viable by detecting and mass banning, there's been a recent uptick in attempts to run bots that don't cheat but just... do nothing. They join the game solely to take up an AFK player slot and sit on it.
>>2664227To be fair, 4D chess is (generally implemented as) chess with time travel, so they will inevitably win against the cheaters, it's just going to be taking a long ass time.
>>2664222What's that, a multiplayer roguelike?
>>2664235NTA, but yeah it's a multiplayer roguelike with a voxel engine. You pick a race and navigate down dungeons procedurally pieced together from prefabs. Frankly, very impressive shit given that it's a completely coded from scratch. It's a lot of fun, but I've never been good at it and real-time roguelikes aren't really my thing.
>look up builds for sprint CM>everyone running Taiki and Flower parents>I have neither of themAm I boned or do I try and cope with grandparents for the inherits?
>>2664229What the hell is their problem?
>>2664229It's really funny, y'know. The bot hosts had a chance to make the game actually fuckin' playable, but they chose cheat.Like, look at this shit. I'd run "fair" bots on "alternate" gamemodes so people could actually play 'em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBDSeqtEEo
>>2664239RIP. Have you not been farming Taiki in the legend races?
>>2664242>they chose cheatunplayable*, since it's technically cheating either way.
With the amount of money they milk from fujos in GBF and ojisans in Umamusume JP you'd think Cygames would hire competent coders to avoid these problems
If someone found a way to cheat carats it’d be fixed in a second.
>>2664199They'll go bankrupt if they don't Global is already almost dead. They actually killed their lightning in a bottle
>>2664240Literally, some people just want to watch the world burn.It's not about winning. It's not even about watching other players get mad, per se, because the bot hosts don't watch the bots in action. The software just runs in the background. Hell, it's not even about cheating, since they've tried to keep going with "non-cheating" forms of griefing even after bots with hacks started to get automatically struck down.
>>2664243I have 71 days left till I get her
>>2664249See, your first mistake was thinking a Japanese company would actually bother to hire competent programmers.And outside of the west, your mistake is thinking that a company with fuckoff money would care about making a good product in a post Ford Motor Company V. Dodge Brothers environment.
>>2664257>outside of the westI meant outside of the east, my bad.Shareholder primacy is a modern tragedy that has ruined the west because the America is an unavoidable market, and far easier to headquarter in compared to Europe.
>>2664197People might not like it but TPM Secure boot checks is the way to go, have the anticheat indentify the TPM module, hardware fingerprints, IP, etc. their anticheat already runs in kernel so they should have access to the info already. Once they notice a cheater, just hardware ban him.You can always spoof the TPM or change hardware, but this requires a lot of effort and knowledge and since it's hardware, you can't just double click a program to fix it, this will make casual cheaters just get bored, and it might exhaust the more dedicated cheaters because they will have to repeat the process every time. So it's not impossible to bypass the method, but it will make it extremely annoying for anyone trying.
>>2664243about that..
>>2664260>TPMWe are already looking at the total failure of kernel-level anti-cheat, and even HARDWARE anti-cheat on consoles. What in God's name are you thinking when this system clearly isn't working in the first place!?
>>2664243Not him, but I have 93 days before I get her. I probably should have gotten her before Suzuka and Mcqueen, but I was closer with both of them. I wonder if I would have even been able to get her in time for this cm.
>>2664243Taiki remains unobtainable since I can't even muster up an uma to beat her.I beat her ONCE with a Bakushin made under the advice of another anon, and that was because I parfait'd and she was at awful mood, and it was STILL something like a nose. There's no way in hell that's going to get me Taiki.
>>2664263My point is not to prevent the cheating but to ban the cheaters PC once detected.
>>2664197Oh yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LYL1hJKgs
>>2664266Kernel-level anticheat is already meant to fucking do that, and you're forced to reinstall the entire OS to "fix" your PC hardware ban-and in theory would just ban you again because, once again, it's at RING 0, THE SAME RING TPM WOULD BE OPERATING AT. It HAS your fucking HWID.What part of "it's not working" are you not getting you git?
>>2663923Kitasan is so fucking hot, she makes me feral, her body tits and pits are insane I cannot get her body off my mind. Just wanted her reign as an excuse to hornyposy a bit, sorry
>>2664272Ain't nothing new. The box-wearin' monarch of the last dynasty got us hard too.
You know, it bothers me that hitting "view results" prevents me from seeing the race.The fuck do you mean "more power can help with that" Tazuna, I wanna see where exactly my trainee failed to get 9th on a G2.
>>2664226Let me ask you this anondo you also think everyone botting the game is one person?You know the answer to that. What makes you think this is not gonna spread like every other “tool” in wide rotation right now? There’s been multiple sightings by now of hacked gold skills, I think the cats out of the bag and this is just the beginning
>>2664254Basically, if I had to come up with some sort of analogy for this scenario, it's like if you had a magic button that gave food poisoning to a random person in the world every time you pressed it, and literally did nothing else besides that.You don't get to see or know who gets sick, where they are, or what happens to them during or afterward. There is zero response or confirmation when you press the button. And of course, there's no tangible benefit or reward to you for pressing it either.But some people would still go out of their way to press the button as much as possible while they're eating breakfast or watching TV or whatever, solely out of comfort in the knowledge that at least one person out there is now worse off for their troubles.
>>2664274You can watch the replay if your uma didn't win the race, anon.
>>2664272I mean, based, but control yourself
I didn't like pits until I installed this game, you guys have fucked with my brain, I used to make fun of pitfags everywhere now I want to cum on them
>>2664270Anon, TPM doesn't operate at ring 0, but anyway I don't want to argue about it since it's really up to them if they harden the security for their game.
>>2664280I will, sorry, last post from me on that regard
>>2664283Okay, this was mighty rude of me and clearly not quite accurate because I wrote it in a fit of rage, so let me explain what's wrong with your idea of using TPM for this purpose:Trusted Platform Module is basically just a means to track changes with the hardware, and also provides a secure place to store digital keys and whatnot, which isn't really that important in this discussion. What's important is that you're gravitating towards the hardware IDs that it generates.Kernel level anti-cheat is popular precisely because it operates at ring 0, meaning it can poll the hardware and ask for IDs by itself, generating a unique hardware ID.The problem with your proposal is that you ultimately haven't changed anything. You've just passed off the process of creating a hardware ID from the anti-cheat to the TPM. There is no difference between a kernel-level anti-cheat in this instance, and TPM, and clearly the kernel-level anti-cheat isn't working.Furthermore, the kernel-level anti-cheat still will get implemented, because it's supposed to detect things like being hooked into by Cheat Engine, or the DLLs being compromised. That's something TPM can't do for the game.I'd gladly get a TPM motherboard if that meant that I didn't have to deal with more cheaters, but it won't because it just standardizes an already ineffective way at stopping cheaters.>>2664279Uh-huh...
I haven't started yet, what should my grandparent ans great grandparent setup for a Taiki parent be? I will be borrowing Nishino. I am mostly unsure about how to distribute Medium and Mile sparks on top of Sprint and Turf.The team I want to run is Curren, Taiki, Fuji. Should I make more than 1 parent?
>>2664286If you're still on the results screen, exit tthe game then continue the career
>>2664290I should not need to do that.Also fuck my run is going up in smoke, 2 lost G1s in a row...
>>2664286If you're in MANT, you can watch the replay. Click around, I'm not gonna go crash a run to find the button, but it's there. I used to use it to see what happened before a billion MANT runs later and I no longer care, just mash the clock button.
>>2664292>Click aroundNo. It doesn't exist.
Hope you fags checked your final results for cheaters. Apparently a club member had one in his.
4 G1s lost now by the ways. That's 5 races lost total, out of 30 on the agenda. Clocking's not helping either. Clocking never seems to help when it's going sideways like this. God damn it. I'm a fucking failure to Daiwa Scarlet.
>>2664294You can only do it on losses, so it might buried on the Try Again menu or something, I really don't remember where it is beyond it's existence since it's all autopilot for me at this point.
>>2664286>You've just passed off the process of creating a hardware ID from the anti-cheat to the TPMFor this you're right but this is not that I meant, that would basically be another hardware fingerprint, which is pointless like you say and is what many games do. What I say is to use the TPM as a hardware root of trust instead and have their servers verify the TPMs proof, this is a bit more invasive for sure but I honestly don't see any other way to solve the problem.
Playing this game during mant is a waste of time. There's nothing I can do against the whales.
>>2664276I get that, but the guy cheating skills has been changing names constantly. He went through at least two in the twelve hours or so before I kicked him from my club. Actually you know what, we have his profile ID and it is indeed the same guy.https://uma.moe/profile/993537180920
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>2664287Please... I asked this 3 times already in different threads and never got an answer
>>2664299Between Riko and current day i did less than 100 pulls and i won 4/5 MANT plats.
>>2664302Wow! Carrot jelly...
>>2664282Dont cum on me you freak
>>2664287Taiki needs meds. Get grandparents with 5-6 medium sparks. Oguri is great generalist one because she runs all the G1s.
>>2664297It is indeed in the retry menu.At this point, I'm about ready to give up on the developers. Even the Japanese would know that this is a bad place to put it, and shouldn't even MANT-limited. The developers are inhuman-their thought processes are quite literally alien to anyone with two brain cells and a sense of game design and/or programming.>>2664298But what's to stop the cheater from just spoofing the TPM proof? The game would have to communicate to the OS to access it, sinc e it's not operating on ring 0(or the anti-cheat will have to do it.) Kernel modding(and anti-cheat modding) exists and isn't even that difficult-so long as you can access your kernel, that is. The REAL solution, or at least the closest to real solution in my eyes, would be to validate server input and actually ban people utilizing their HWIDs(when possible,) but very few companies have really shown the willingness to implement such measures. Most games plagued by cheaters don't really have anyone with the hammer to smack down the cheats.
>>2664229Yup, old CoDs like MW2 multiplayer on PC will absolutely fuck your shit up now.Shitty thing is Activision allows it solely because it makes the games unplayable and you have to buy/play the newer ones.
>>2664303I don't know if this will be of help to you, but my personal plan for a Taiki parent is to run Maruzen and/or Oguri with sprint parents and medium grandparents until they drop sprint sparks. Then I can affinitymax with a sprint/dirt/mile/medium schedule for Taiki, without actually diluting the resulting Taiki's pink lineage with medium sparks.
>90% of hints on parent runs are just stats
>>2664296This run is so catastrophically bad that I've given up and will just see it through to the end because I only ever do one run a day.(I've now lost a total of 8 races.)
I'm late for my finals, this doesn't feel very WASSHOI.
>>2664319Had that happen once and almost chucked my phone.
>>2664311To add on this >>2664303 this is okay parent line.You can run a ton of G1s on your parent side and Taiki likes Maru. Mind you, every G1 is 3 affinity and running same race twice doesnt count.
>>2664312Anon why are you expecting sensible menu design from uma? Surely you've noticed that the buttons for all the different windows are always in different places. Surely you've noticed that sometimes the button that is fast is on the left, and sometimes it's on the right. Surely you've noticed all the unskippable animations that you're expected to watch fully play out thousands of times.All of these things have been in the game since day 1, there was never any hope.
>>2664327>unskippable animationsSee, I don't have a problem with this. The animations are generally pretty charming. Hell, I don't even mind inconsistent UI design. I may be a zoomer, but most of my games predated SomethingAwful, so I'm kind of used to UI being a tertiary priority in the developer's mind.HOWEVER, very few of those games left pertinent information off the screen quite like Umamusume has.
>>2664314That sounds like a lot of work, I don't know if I am good enough for it. Do I still have time?>>2664311Should I make a different one for Curren with Mile instead? I know you guys said Medium C is enough but respectfully you are full of shit and that isn't enough at all
>loses the very first sprint G3 6 times in a row in your pathHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2664325I don't have a single Maru version nor Nishino, so that is not possible. Either way I stopped looking at thay website after MANT dropped since affinitymaxxing makes it obsolete
>>2664332With very, VERY carefully selected words to express my displeasure.
>>2664294You don’t get the replay option if you skip races.
>>2664330>That sounds like a lot of work, I don't know if I am good enough for it. Do I still have time?I would say that there's time for someone dedicated, but whether someone would be willing to commit to it is a different story. If you have to ask, I'd hazard a guess of "probably not".
>>2664330Medium C is risky, medium B is safe. Miles are more unpredictable.Curren likes different umas. Ironically you might end up using one lucky ace for the other, seeing your time is limited and we dont have rerolls yet.>>2664335It doesnt make it obsolete. All umas get high affinity, but compatible umas get EVEN MORE on top, for a shitton of sparks. I mean, check out what you want to do then. Good parents are versatile parents. You can stick dirt on great-grandparents a bit so you can run dirts on main parent etc....its very time consuming.
>>2664274I remember a long time ago some anon figured out that if you alt-f4 at the results screen you can replay the race, no idea if it still works though.
A comment on the "watching skipped races" discussion, since it was just relevant to me. The fact that the button to watch the replay is hidden in the "try again" window means that YOU CANNOT WATCH REPLAYS OF SKIPPED RACES IF YOU HAVE USED 5 CLOCKS ALREADY. Just another instance of sublime genius in game design on the part of cyjews.
>>2664341A) That's my entire fucking complaint,B) You're not even correct. See >>2664312 where I discovered it. (Wish I thought to take a picture back then, because I haven't lost since you posted.)
I need a drawing of an evil Suzuka
Is it ok to not scout for a few turns in Umamon to save points for the big whales or is it a waste of tickets?
>>2664312>But what's to stop the cheater from just spoofing the TPM proof?No method will 100% stop the cheating, even government computers get hacked all the time. The point is to make it more annoying for the cheaters to try again, you could combine all methods of detection like validating server input like you said and also have the TPM checks in place, so cheaters would have to deal with more things to do if they want to cheat again. Casual cheaters just want to fool around and troll a bit, the more dedicated cheaters would have to spend more time trying to bypass everything every time they get banned, and while some giga schizos might succeed, that is just one instead of many.
>>2664364It's more efficient to save up for the big rating umas.
>>2664341>You don’t get the replay option if you skip races.You do get it, but you have to close the game in the results screen and then reopen it, when you resume the game the Replay button just shows up.
>>2664364You should be scouting new entries whenever possible, once your dex is complete you can start saving for the whalespawn.
>>2664372That’s retarded.
Princess Dropout will start in 15 minutessry for the wait
>>2664362Suzie doing what?
It feels like the more I play this game, the worse I get.And, given that my last runs have been>11,445>11,699>11,114>11,840>11,271>11,347>11,764>11,479>11,070>10,960I am probably correct in that assessment, although the degradation is a lot slower than it feels.
>>2664376
>>2663620>BofA in the final spurtclassic
>>2664380Part of me is beginning to wonder if you wouldn't have better luck in Unity or something.
>>2664362Ive got several, this is the most popular one though. Or do you need the scary Suzie?
>>2664380Honestly you should try to win races. Maybe try using cards with starting stats? Speed fuku is an inceredible borrow with this in mind.
>>2664387Ehhhhhhhhhh...
>>2664362Couldnt find one but i found 35y old Suzuka one.
>>2664390>you should try to win racesFunny that, I was thinking the same thing. I started clocking races that I didn't even cleat in an attempt to do so(I normally only clock cleated races.) That was no good for this run which is why I'm fucking livid.
>>2664394I should point out that my stats weren't even exactly BAD throughout the run. Not ideal, but certainly not "lose 13 races" bad. >>2664336 was posted roughly around mid-way into the run, and by this point I had lost the>Saudi Royale Cup (2nd)>Hanshin Juvenile Fillies (6th)>Spring Stakes (9th)>Oka Sho (7th)>NHK Mile Cup (3rd)>Japanese Oaks (6th)>Takarazuka Kinen (2nd)I would then go on to lose>Shuka Sho (3rd)>Queen Elizabeth II Cup (4th)>Kyoto Kinen (3rd)>Osaka Hai (2nd)>Hanshin Umamusume Stakes (2nd)>Yasuda Kinen (2nd)Do you understand why I am angry at this run.
>>2664397I know your deck sucks and all (not a fault of your own because youre obviously late to the party) but rule of MANT is you maybe lose one to two races tops. And those lost are g2/g3s. If you lose a G1 run is over.
>>2664078>that picNo way. Whoever made this needs to be killed. I hate that i can see it.
>>2664388Nah like the ones you posted will do>>2664393What happened to her hair?
>>2664344>>2664343God damn it, I'm at a loss at how to set this shit up. I hate this fucking scenario so much, I wanted to have fun oshigaming for once
>>2664394yea that sounds wasteful of clock since your stats probably isn't enough to race considering your cards.>>2664397Did you remember how much speed you had when you got to juvenile fillies? If i get around 300+ speed, i know then run would be decent.
>>26644024 u>>2664404Never met a short haired middle-aged hottie?
>>2664404I will post her anyway, because scary Suzie is still cute
>>2664401>rule ofRule of my ass, I do one run a day and I see it through to completion, and it takes a REALLY, REAAAAALLY bad run for me to abort and try again. The only times I've ever glued was a failed Haru-lore accurate run(I felt really bad torturing her, and she actually had decent stats by the time I glued) and a failed Haru upgrade run that didn't even breach D stats by classic year. I get it, it doesn't give me the super good umas by doing it this way, but fuck man. What was even wrong with that build? Was it stamina!? Why was I failing G2s as late as senior?! Am I just a horrible human being?????>>2664406I wanna say 250ish, which was pretty on-track for me? I don't recall ever getting to 300 by the Fillies. My stats were rather on-track compared to my previous runs, until classic summer, when I didn't have empowering megaphones and I didn't get good rainbows.
>>2664397Try borrowing the Fuku speed card and see if that helps. your race bonus is extremely low, do you have any other card that is not Teio? Teio has 0 race bonus.I would also swap the Rice Wit SSR for any other power or speed card, you don't need that much Wit honestly
>>2664393That's a boy
>>2664414Yeah 250 sounds hard to win. Maybe if it's 280,90 you can get lucky. Consider using fuku speed (and any other starting stats, preferably speed and power). If that's not enough too, use speed borrow.
>>2664414No offense but i like stopped caring about runs like that ever since i started doing URA consistently. What other cards you got? You got carats to get the Tachyon?
Wow this event really was easy as fuck, I completed it before even setting up my gigawhales, now I just wanna catch them all and make a team full of OP shit. Such a fun event
>>2664377Race Start, first time with no meta Umas
>>2664416>>2664083>muscle means man>short hair means manFuck it, i like men i guess
>>2664426I am embarrassed to admit that I REALLY like those Dicta arts that make her overweight and stacked
>>2664377Final Corner shot
>>2664377And the Absolute winner, being the first from the beginning to the end, always ichiban Daiwa Scarlet wins the first (proto)Princess Dropout
Apparently the Gold skill exploit existed in JP and was not fixed until L'Arc. These incompetent japs better hurry up man. They can't possibly be this lazy and just copypaste the JP patches one by one with no changes right?
>>2664415https://limewire.com/d/6FLS2#ipXqyF9XCOHere's my cards. Some of the levels are out of date so just assume I max leveled them at their current LBs.>>2664423I got the carats, though I am concerned about cards beyond Tachyon.There's a bunch of reasons why I'm like this about my runs. My main one is that I want to get used to the taste of failure. I'm a horribly sore loser. I almost destroyed my computer once over losing a friendly TF2 match. That's not the kind of person I want to be.>>2664421I've got speed Fuku on borrow, I guess I can utilize it. I've tried before but people told me to go back to Kitasan...
>>2664437Got a source on this?
>>2664434Thanks for hosting! Congrats princess Daiwa
>>2664439only twitter chatter so take it with a grain of somersault maybe JPbros here know more?
>>2664438>concerned for cards beyond TachyonLets see...you need one smaru ssr, you can selector the other.Tachyon + scenario toll friend cards are the same banner, you got it covered. Then you got Ramonu wit you gotta max out. And then you gotta max out Pasa in next scenario, that about covers it.
>>2664377Final placing in the Princess DropoutThank you for participatingI will make another one before GL dropsAlso, i´m open for improvments, so post whatever you think>Is Princess Dropout a good name?>Banning winners for live/semi ban for the next Dropout?>should i host again?
>>2664377AHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS TAKING A DUMP AND I MISSED IT
>>2664448My glass cannon shattered
>>2664444I currently have 85k carats. Will that really be enough to cover Ramou and Mr. CB?
>>2664457Doubt, maybe one of them. It all depends on your luck.
I was remaking my TT aces when this Fuji suddenly got sprint S.Does she stand a decent chance at becoming a sprint CM ace, or do I just turn her into a TT miler as planned?
>>2664459>It all depends on your luck>A luck that you have already shown not to have with that last run>And remember, Good Luck, have funDamn.
>>2664457I have 70k and I want to get Tachyon, Smaru (might have to voucher), CB/Creek and Ramonu, lmfao
>>2664461probably not, you'll lose to uma with better gold.
>>2664462I mean, i like was "damn i'm gonna wait for sMaru SSR/FM rerun banner", but then i decided to spend carats on crappy FM banner and i've gotten two FMs in 30 pulls....on the other hand i've had to spark dober,nishino and xOguri. You never know what happens.
>>2664467I spent all of my saved up tickets and 1650 carats on Air Shakur, but I was an idiot not willing to commit to a spark.Not a single 3* in any of that. Hell, I didn't even get a single 2* after resorting to my tickets.
>everyone has McQueen now>but no one has a Grass Wonder or Mayano Top GunWhat fresh hell did I cultivate for myself?
>>2664473Personally I execute Suzuka
>>2664475I need those two paired so I can get the final race skill.Thankfully I have both in my TT roster already so they're readily available, but I need to nab one or the other from races...
Did anybody else's club rank climb considerably? It looks like cyjews mo is to wait until the end of the month before nuking botters.
>>2664483No
We will get enough gibs so i can spark the Tachyon banner a third time if necessary? 37 tickets btw.
>>2664486we'll get free rolls for the scenario banner so maybe?
Does anyone have the next pages of this comic? last posted one was number 5
>Kitsan wins the Stakes>Doujin of Kitsan is translated and has pit licking in itVery odd
>>2664490>>266448650-60 free rolls on Tachyon but youre waiting for free rolls literally during the CM.
>>2664497Nah I checked the drawists twitter, that's the end of it
>>2664503Wasn't it bumped to 100 in korean/chinese release?
>>2664502Code?
>>2664505i have no uma picture to describe my sadness, only touhou ones
does anyone on this planet have like a real, GOOD sprint seiun parent?
>>2664508Half the pulls are on uma banner after Tachyon.
>20% winrate>2 UG XOguris>get 2nd by a neckmy best result in MANT yet
>>266451450 on Tachyon and 50 on the support banner after not the uma banner (presumably since we won't know if they changed things up or not).
I metafagged like the biggest nigger and still lost. It's just not meant to happen, I give up
>>2664510It's Boraku's work. Nature is also there and she has a mean bush
>>2664519So...its....maybe its the Teio+Turbo banner?So, 50/60 on Tachyon, rest on secondary banner.
>>2664521You lose some, you lose some. It is what it is.>>2664524Looks like it. I hope they do the same as the Riko banner though and give us 100 LH/Tachyon pulls.
Is it possible that there is someone who has won all their CMs?
>>2664533Possible but very unlikely, even megawhales lose sometimes
>>2664527>You lose some, you lose someYou are right with this because I never win
>>2664535What's the highest number of plats we have seen from /vma/? Do we have any megawhales?
>>2664521That happened to me in Taurus, which is why I ran oshis for this CM instead. I still lost, you just can't win with this game.
>>266453911 last CM afaik, maybe someone got their 12th
>>2664521Thats why i run my oshis. Ill lose anyway, might as well play umas i lile instead of xogs and taikis and what not
>>2664539>/vma/
>>2664539I got 11 plats.
I hope mant gets raped by ten thousand niggers
>>2664550Yeah, /vma/- Vidya, Mecha, And bunch of other topics
>>2664523>drew milf AyabeThat's so hot. The Vegalings were cute, too
>>2664562how many plats and gunpla do you have and which do you like the most
>>2664511There is no need to be upset it that its over instead of being happy that it was made
>>2664562>Fuck off! /vma/? We're /vm/a! Listen the only people we hate more than the jannies are fucking /vma/. >And /vm/a! >What?! We're /vm/a!>Oh...I thought we were /v/ma?>/vm/a! >Whatever happened to /v/ma?
>>2664548That feels worse actually, like you failed them
>>2664579nta but 0 and like four, for now what's taking Striker GN-X so long to restock?
>>2664586I care more about the process of Playing The Game more than watching the CM results. Ive watched more Finale races during MANT than i have CM finals races.
Only just started the CM prep and this Sprint feels way more tryhard than the previous one.
>>2664551>>2664546This guy >>2662752 has 12
>>266457933, I got into the franchise recently and picked them all up at once on a whim, I have a Hambrabi, Qubeley and the second form of the GQuuuuuuXI like the GQuuuuuuX the mostI know the design looks like shit but it looks pretty cool as a model
>>26645796 plats and 2 of the main mechas from gqux, the gquuuuux was very fun to build
>>2664579>plats1>gunplaHG Nu, RG Hi-Nu, RG GP01, FM Aerial, HG catgirl Qan[T], MG Turn AHi-Nu and Aerial are tied for being my favourites.
The ramen song feels like an April Fool's shitpost.
>>2664581what did tracen ever do for us?
>>2664611https://youtu.be/uDu4koYDrt8
Do I kill myself if I have 1/15 plats? A 0.0667% winrate. At this rate I am approaching lim w->inf = 0
>>2664625Ah, the Nice Nature trainer!
>>2664618Can't wait for this fever dream event.
>>2664631>2 years out
>>2664625You could, but find a better reason than that
>>2664635Ok I will, that shouldn't be too hard
>>2664625Don't worry anon, I have 0/15 plats and have yet to kill myself! You'll make it!
>>2664631
>>2664640Fish!
>>2664631Apparently it all started because Brian wouldn't let Maya join her band Brian, as it turns put, has no idea how to play bass
What should the next bread image be
>>2664646https://files.catbox.moe/aiftwc.png
>>2664646I propose more Pitasan
>>2664625The only CM that matters is the one in frogland. The rest is just practice.
>>2664657Given my luck I already know I lost that one, I feel nothing
>>2664646Daiwa Scarlet, winner of the princess dropout
>>2664657Amd what about the american ones? Theyre also a one-tine thing. Plus, who is more important, the stinky cheese eating france, or the rootin-tootin land of the free?
>>2664662nobody cares about the loser stakes
>>2664639>0/15
>DD2 expansion>Solasta 2>FF7 Rebirthweak summer sale desu Lord Gaben underdelivered
>>2664645sounds like she was looking for treble
>>2664662>princess dropoutYeah, shes so dumb that she would drop out.
>>2664646Tittysan
>>2664665>>2664676being this mad about fake stakes, that´s just plain rude
>>2664646dream journey futa cock
>>2664681That one coomer anon from yesterday would have an aneurysm.
>>26645791 plat1 gunpla, a Deathscythe. I do also have a Liger Zero zoid and Chihaya 30 minute sister if you count that.
>>2664679nobody is mad about the loser stakes, we just don't care about it
>>2664683I don't want to know what he was looking up for his algorithm to be that.
sneak peak of my kimono Ayabe drawinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/vt3xs5c7ltd9ydkl.jpg
>>2664688HOLY
>>2664686Sounds like you're mad to me
is this fine as an OP
>>2664681This>>2664673>summer saleOh shit its today? /vm/a opinion on picrel, Kino or Cringe?
>>2664690Looks to me like you can't read
>>2664688oh my... >>2664691That gets my pitfag approval
>>2664694
Any jiggies?
>>2664698My neigha!
>>2664694>three kangdomsIs Sun Ren still marriageable in those dlcs?
>>2664694>momodoraseems like you missed mutiple free giveaways
>>2664673you gotta thrift harder man
>>2664675
>>2664705>SifuParry Kinorino. Learn to use lots of directional moves, they own
>>2664631>filenameClever.
>>2664700Jig thishttps://jiggie.fun/eWhtgR
I'd use this OC as the OP desu, it's hilarious
>>2664631>>2664715I HATE IT
wtf Cygays banned botters
>>2664694Kotor is amazing make sure to get the community patch for the best experience.>>2664702Yeppers. They never added the actual Three Kingdoms period because CA i retarded incompetent greedy kikes.
>>2664694Styx is pretty good but.only IF you can tolerate terrible writing, witha certain french flair, can't really explain it
>>2664705>you gotta thrift harder manI have inferior taste unfortunately. I love my generic fantasy rpg slop. Most of the games on my wishlist haven't breached the sub 50% threshold to be worth purchasing.
>>2664735They did? Sauce?
Can I ask here later when I do my summer sale cart? I feel like I'll just get shit replies on /v/
>>2664742Check the leaderboard, my club went from 38 to 31 overnight. Botters in the top 30 got wiped
>>2664736Ironically despite paradox being just as greedy kikes as CA, with the all under heaven dlc in ck3 modders could remake the whole three kingdom period there, the systems are already there at least
>>2664735>>2664742>>2664748EDEN is still there, who cares? Until they ban those cunts and the cheaters it's all pointless
>>2664753The main problem with botters is you can just make a throwaway account so your main doesn't get touched. Nothing is going to happen to them unless they nuke the actual clubs and the members that allow it.
>>2664744Im not against it
>>2664752To be fair its kinda easier there because you don't have to worry about models as muchIts probably why Medieval 2 has such a thriwing one, those old timey models are a lot easier to make than modern ones
>>2664759speaking of med2 apparently it just got a giga patch that removes all the restrictions of the old hardware and system and modders will be able to run buckwild on it
>>2664753The highest rated Eden club got banned
>>2664744Do whatever you want
>>2664757Do you faggots not read, they nuked the clubs. A fourth of the top 30 got killed.I don't know if people actually got banned or if it's just the botted accounts getting their fans deleted.But if Cygames kills botter clubs at the end of the month each month it solves the botting problem
>>2664768A fourth is not enough. All of the top clubs are botting. We need more blood.
>>2664768Some oughta have been banned too, seeing how Class 6 TT store got lowered by what? 10k points?Still in demotion zone tho
>>2664770They are not, but yes there's more botting clubs. This is a start at least and people should be more scared of botting next month if they know it means they can get wiped. I just hope it's not a one time thing and Cygames kills botters again next month
>>2664511Cheer up, there will be others one day.
Did the cheater with hacked umas get banned?
>>2664790Lol no
>>2664792Then what is the fucking point
>>2664735https://uma.moe/activityThe top three botters are unaffiliated. Don't know if that means they got banned, or if they got caught in some discord drama
15 minutes until reset and haven't done a career yet so today I will kill a makween
Discord really is the worst thing that happened to the Internet after corpo infestation
Isn't there a patch?
What do you think is more important to a mutated pace, Neck and Neck or Bakushin's gold skill?
>>2664800Accel >>>> Velocity
>>2664795>discord dramaGod i'm so glad the worst thing we have are the occasional thread melties. We really have it good all things conisdered.
>>2664800Any accel that's not an insta-proc is a cope.
>>2664805So are you saying Neck and Neck isn't worth it then?
"Jarvis, more alcohol"
>>2664806Neck and Neck might get buffed and be s tier depending on the upcoming patch. >>2664800I think it depends on how many accels you can stack on your uma. If you already have enough than Neck and Neck might be a waste.
>>2664806Accel is always good in Sprint.Especially head-on / N2N, if you don't have accel then there is no point in velocity. This is a sprint.
Help me pick.Speed training, wit training, or the February Stakes?https://litter.catbox.moe/fw8d6tqdibmyrxkl.png
>>2664816Forgot to mention, I have stamina juice, megaphones, and speed weights stashed.
>>2664806Neck and Neck is not going to help you beat the opponents that activated Tsubomi + Shooting. You buy shitty accels if you don't have any more good hints to spend skill points on.
>>2664816Speed training is overkill. Your wit is really low you might want to train wit if you have good items for summer already.
>>2664809>>2664810Ok what about factoring in the fact that Bakushin also gives groundwork which I can't get otherwise? Does that outweigh Neck and Neck? Keep in mind said Uma I will be training has access to NSM.
>>2664816Stakes and then pray for a good summer. Otherwise Wit.
>>2664821Aren't you running pace? Going for lucky pace GW?
>>2664821>>2664827This CM looks like paceslop so i think GW is going to be really strong since GW in to lucky pace is very possible.
>>2664827it's not about lucky pace but when there's 9 paces in a lobby you need to be towards the front and so far the quick one-and-done paces I've made have struggled to get to the front
>>2664832>>2664835I think more testing is needed post patch but Front/Pace/Pace might be a usable strat
>every lobby will be 9 pace all running guts builds with groundworkOh boy
>>2664832>get lucky pace>now you're out of blossom/sfv position I think GW is more harmful than helpful here, especially since you can use a front to cuck any angling lucky pace gamblers
Didn't we say that Fronts borrow Bakubrick and Pace borrow throne? No more throne?
>>2664827>>2664832Groundwork is strong because it gives a lot of bashin and the goal of a race is to cross the finish line before the other competitors.
>>2664844Fronts should borrow throne for PP
>>2664844Throne is a great stat and SP dispenser but shit skills and this CM looks like it's going to be a skill spam one. Also>we
>>2664844Throne is a brick because there aren't enough sprintsloppa career races to get hints from. You have to borrow for skills.
>>2664846if you dont already have a parent with a bunch of DD/PP hints you're not gonna make it, Bakushin's gold is too important to pass up
>>2664804I have seen generals completely consumed by discord drama and their mentally ill people using the thread as their #gossip channel and driving away all their normal people with this bullshit.Please never fall for this shit bros. I wuv you as you are. As Anonymous as possible.
>>2664846Just use parents
>>2664850I think most people have parents with DD/PP just not sprint parents with DD/PP.
patch and roadmap tomorrowhow are we feeling
>>2664865Roadmap is tonight though
>>2664865Not looking good!
>>2664865MANT DEATH KILL MANT RAPE MANT KILL BLOOD DESTROY MANT
>>2664865MANT is almost over... we made it....
>>2664865Indifferent until I get a response to my report to Cygames
>>2664865Even though the patch notes don't seem to have many notable balance/gameplay changes, the few we are getting still seem like they'll be nice to haveAlso the patch will presumably come with the data for the next few months worth of upcoming umas and cards, so it'll be nice to have official translated names for some of the future skills
>>2664865superskip is in you read it here first folks
>>2664882>We can kill McQueen even faster now
I'm never capping wit with the cards I have, fuck my life
>>2664865Gonna make a pacer Gold City.
>>2664874you still have to play MANT for parents though
>>2664903I'll gladly take a 32 affinity GL parent over a 44 affinity MANT parent
>>2664903Only having to hit G1's is gonna make parent farming more tolerable
Shit I forgot to do my dailies kek, danchou's gonna freak. I have abandoned this game so hard
>>2664903hmmmmmmmm... nyo...
>>2664869many are saying this
>854 clocksDo i need to continue buying them up in the store for future events/scenarios or am i good forever now?
>>2664927Cant afford 5k anon?
>>2664927Should be impossible to run out since future scenarios are training focused. There's some actually hard challenges (l'arc, Almond Eye etc.) but I don't think we get unlimited clock usage so you just can't consume them.
>>26649305k times adds up to almost two mil in a year. Why hoard more if it's going to waste anyway.
>>2664936I got 26 mils, i don't think il ever be able to spend them.
>>2664942JP got a store eventually where you can spend monies on thing that actually matter.
>>2664799Tomorrow
Are people taking Radiant Star for Leo?
>>2664962It's my go-to "got nothing else to spend on" skill, other than that I don't buy it. It's too inconsistant when it procs for my liking.
I can't believe my Seiun kusoparent is pulling in like 17 followers a day. The sprint front parent situation must be really badhttps://files.catbox.moe/z0gr14.png
Would you take double circles in both sprint and pace corners or single circle of all straightaways and corners?
>>2664962It's better on shorter tracks. You'll also have more SP because it's harder to get the generic Sprint speed skill hints, so yeah I say go for it.>>2664971Single > double in terms of distance gain / SP spent.
>>2664968What's your Seiun looking like?
>>2664980It works for me since I can borrow a 45+ power parent, but I really don't see why anyone would borrow this with those blue sparks329517562957https://files.catbox.moe/ji9nid.png
>groundwork>no late start>somehow ends up in 6th the whole race meanwhile my Camping Taiki with no Groundwork sits in 2nd the whole time. Make it make sense.
>50 minute parent run to end on 2* pow 2* pace chaser with 2 1* race bonuses
>>2665005that's why I don't do it and settle for my 1* guts and desired distance spark.
Maintenance is in about 11.5 hours right?
I wish I was dead
>>2665005Don't you just love Pace sparks? And Late sparks?Eternal reminder that global should have had spark rerolls from day 1.
Theoretically if you were to try to turn a G dirt Uma into an A while also getting medium S how many dirt sparks would you bring for that?
>>266501910+ and pray you hit medium with the remaining ~4-6
Does anyone have the "Seiun Sky when I tell her there's a way for her to sleep forever" gif for this >>2665011 guy? I forgot to save it.
>>2665019At least 10 and the rest medium, you can only go from G to C before inspirations. So you'd need dirt to hit twice and medium to hit once on that run.
>>2665029Ok what's Pump/MPB status for CM17?Getting a dirt sparks on one or both of them sounds like fucking hell.
>>2665011You do until you get really close to actually dying or experience what being ill feels like. Then you desperately want to live.Appreciate your life and cherish the joys you can find in life, anon, for there is nothing crueler in nature than a sick bird that can only remember the times when it could fly.https://files.catbox.moe/hkbswp.jpg
>>2665034Dirt CM? They are both active, late race starts on corner 3. So no Taiki/Nishino/Maru.
>>2665019https://files.catbox.moe/s8zsnz.png
>>2665041So I need to go from dirt G to A, medium S, and somehow get 10* worth of dirt sparks on parents that are also dirt G. Maybe I am not dedicated enough for this after all.
>>2665041>no Taiki/Nishino/Maru.It's really gonna be XOguri, Digitan, Falco, Young Masters, and no one else isn't it?
>>2665041>>2665034Correct me if I am wrong but MPB does not work if the late race starts on the 3rd corner because it must be last corner.
>here's your dirt parent brohttps://litter.catbox.moe/0eghyuzjzxjwcczv.png
>>2665049It's a NSM track so OG Maya might see some use with some mutating, but XOguri mogs everyone thanks to u=ma2/777 trigger coming back
>>2665049It's Rickey/XOguri fest. Even Fantasy Pasa's unique isn't active so you can't even gamble with her.
>>2665047Its hard, but not as hard as you'd think, if you have dober for parenting you can borrow a 3 pow/stam parent with dirt 3* and your own 3/2 parent with medium sparks, roll for a medium spark and use a generic 7* dirt parent or Ryan if available, hopefully with some medium sparks
>>2665047If you have like 1100 power and enough acceleration skills, you can unironically cope with dirt B. That's how I won my Aquarius finals
>dirt medium>Make xog>Mutate grass/rudolf for domsXdd
>>2665062I can definitely see myself coping with that but getting there is the problem. Non meta Uma that needs specific parents with specific sparks is hard to do. If I could just borrow any generic dirt parent off Chrono that'd be one thing but if Pump/MPB are active I don't see how a late is going to beat XOguri without them.
If I am not mistaken, U=ma2 also works on CM17 so yeah
When does maintenance start again?
>>2665063You can also use Nature/WMaya here. Stamina debuffs are actually dangerous now since the track doesn't have any downhills to save stamina on
>>2665063Doms has infinite range, you can ignore dirt.
>>266507010 hours from now
>>2665049ENTERhttps://files.catbox.moe/z0kb2e.png
ATTENTIONThis is the retry window, in the top right you can see the "replay" button. Someone disputed the existence of this earlier in the thread.https://litter.catbox.moe/i5dcgca4ld0xnvgy.png
>>2665078LETS GO RICKEY
>>2665078https://files.catbox.moe/xn63r9.jpgITS ON
>>2665082RICKEY RICKEYhttps://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw?si=wRjngmBrROxXPSWx
>>2665063I will do this if I can't find a good stud to raise condor's front to A
>>2665049It’s a dirt medium instead of a dirt mile at least so I will make disgusting mutations so my girls can run it.
>>266507817 days until release let´s go
>>2665078TAKE THATTASTE THE PAINTAKE THATTASTE THE PAINhttps://files.catbox.moe/02hh75.png
>>2665078It's going to be full of shitter Rickeys who pulled because their favorite sloptuber told them to and have no idea how to build her. I'm not worried tee bee age.
I don't know if I can do this. Needing to hit a 1/6 dirt while also needing it to be a 3* you may as well play the god damn Power Ball at that point. And that's just for the grandparent. I want to say I'm dedicated to my Umawife enough to make her run in dirt but this is a lot.....https://litter.catbox.moe/835oxqkcpnvizzqt.png
>Want to pull for Rickey because she seems cute>Front Runner>Masochistic career mode>Can't afford anyways because of tachyon bannerhttps://files.catbox.moe/027fne.jpg
>>2665078Rickeyfags, tell me, will you mercy pull or are you going full nakyama festa?
>>2665103Whats bad in her career? How does she fare compared to Taishin?
>>2665104If you properly align your meridians when pulling you're guaranteed to get her in a single 10 rollthen I'll spend all my statues on 5* her
>>2665095I keep reading コパ as パコ, send help.
>>2665106>Whats bad in her career?Her ult depends on the amount of greens you collected. You want to trigger six greens to get full use of her unique. She is not for the faint of heart.
>newma talk
>>2665119She comes out in like 2 weeks bro
>>2665122I'm... a new-man???No......
>>2665122a newma will always be a newma, even if she comes to global
>>2665035I know you are right but I haven't loved myself in so long that I wonder if I ever did
>wake up in the glorious state of California >yuroneighas still on a dead threadSmh, I'll bake. Also, I saw some cheater talk about how it wasn't fixed until L'arc and I can confirm it the API changes around the 2.5 ann, current global is using the old auth flow and lack of validators. I've mentioned it before but I don't think anyone ever saw it
>>2665117How do you even get that many to triggerThe only real set one is for running style, everything else depends on track, opening gate and other runners
>>2665137Why are there so many Californians in /v/ma
>>2665137Would you care to use this? >>2664724
>>266514140 million people, most populated US state.
>>2665078Idc about Rickey from a meta perspective but I care about Rickey from a lewds perspective. I need to see some Trainer!shota content and Rickey onee-chan showing him the ropes. Do I have to make it myself? Maybe, if I have to...
>>2665141p2w kusoge
>>2665141Graveyard shift Californian here, we simply like horses.
>>2665141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnOJu4TZj4
>>2665141CA is the state with the highest population.Also denser with weebs than anywhere else I've been in the US
>>2665150It's also hell on Earth, or so I've heard
>>2665151CA is a shothole. I wish we could build a giant wall around the state and have them pay for it.
>>2665151Everywhere in the world has pros and cons, you gotta find the pros that are important to you with the cons you can tolerate.
>>2665138yes
>>2665151>Yeah LA and some of the other cities suck guess that means the other 600k square miles is nothing of value
I don't know anything about California other than it ought to be nuked from what i understand. I've never been to burgerland though so i can't confirm.
>>2665156What's a pro for you? I genuinely never heard anything good about Cali ever
>>2665142Yeah I don't mind, will be baking now then.>>2665141Idk i like anime girls
do bakers get killed mid-posting or what
>>2665159Meant for >>2665154 as well
>>2665151In some ways yes, in some ways no. Really depends on where you go. That being said no one can come in because it's too expensive and if you leave the state you can't come back.>>2665159NTA but the weather is great here.
>>2665151it's not that bad by american standards
>>2665159>I genuinely never heard anything good about Cali everThe weather is tolerable at the very worst all year round and there's a large amount of pretty easily accessible natural beauty
>>2665161Oguri got 'em.
>>2665161Oguri heard they had bread.
I was shocked when I saw the bear in the CA flag have only 1 head
>>2665161Nah you just gotta wait 5 mins if you never did it before>>2665175>>2665175>>2665175Anyway move
