>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we had a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2665175
GO WINDY GO
PRESS S TO SPIT IN GRAVE
>>2667231SSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK MANT
continue the hunger slop
IM CALLING ITNO EXTRA BUFFS BEYOND THE PATCH NOTES
Man, Maruzensky's card is sooner than I thought. I am unfortunely too poor to secure a copy right now, will probably use a selector ticket to grab her later. Frontchads who planned accordingly, have fun
Continuing from last thread!!!!Day 3 goes GREAT!!!
Can't wait for the June Triple Crown!
>>2667240NICE NATURE IS A NIGGER
One more party is going on and that'll be it for the night.
>>2667240EVIL NATIE
Curren is so winning this shit bro
>>2667240That's some real nigger like behavior right there Natie.
>>2667240Nigger Nature
>>2667242>>2667244
>>2667240evil behavior
>>2667240NIGHT 3 HOWEVER GOES TERRIBLE!!!!
>>2667251
>>2667251NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CURREN
>>2667251D-DOTO?
>>2667226I have 90k carats and 2 rainbow crystals. What would be the idea strat for me? I had planned to go all in on SMaru, but would it actually be better just to try and 2LB Smaru and use my crystals on her so that I can ideally put more pulls into the Tachyon/Hello duo banner?
>>2667251Doto is for (you)!
>>2667251DOTO IS FOR (YOU)
My run didn't finish...
>>2667251>Curren cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicideholy WEAKMIND
>>2667251FUCK YOU CURR-WAIT PALMER NOOOOOOOO
>>2667251Curren paid for her sins... but it's not enough
>>2667251I bet Doto fucks like a horse
>>2667251DOTOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2667251PALMER NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2667251HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>2667264well doto is a horny ojisan irl
>>2667251DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2667261At least Curren was liked enough to be nominated and to participate in the game unlike some really unpopular umas
KOBUTA>KOBUTATANUKI>TANUKIKITSUNE>KITSUNENEKO>NIGGA
>>2667251TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
Top RamenGive me Tazuna already you piece of shit game
SC6's room options are gay.Here's a GBVSR room for the brave.If no one shows up in 15 mins, I'm killing it.
>>2667275NOOOOOOOOOOO WE JUST HELD HANDS A MOMENT AGO
>>2667275HOLY FUCKING SHIT WINDY
>>2667256Are you a full front main?
>>2667275Can't believe Windy showed Doto who's the boss
>>2667275NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO EI EI MUN!
>>2667256You don't need Tachyon and SMaru unless you either don't have Kita atm or are planning on maining both fronts and paces going forward, which is gonna get expensive. The only time we'll be running 3 speed cards, you borrow whichever one you don't have and just use Diawa SR Wit since it's better then most SSR wit options outside of pretty much FineMo and Mr Cheeseburger.
>>2667275Windy didn't take too kindly to that handholding...
>>2667279I'd like to join but I'm busy. If you're up for it in an hour I can be there.
>>2667275>Taiki died cold and alone
>>2667275DELETE WINDY FROM THE GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2667275>taiki just fucking diesKWAB
>>2667275LOOK OUT FOR HYPOTHERMIAYOUR NUTS ARE SO SMALL BECAUSE IT'S COLD THE WATER TODAYYYHEYHEY
>>2667275$WINDY IS CRASHING SELL EVEYTHING NOW
>>2667275another one BITES THE DUST
MY FUARKING VILLAIN
>>2667295>the penny stock is crashing
>Jumped to Arc updateEvolved skill bros?
>>2667282>>2667285I'm not really committed to any style right now, but I like paces and I probably wouldn't mind doing fronts when Helios releases. They both seem like exceptionally strong cards.
>>2667296That unknown sponsor? It was me.
>>2667296Could it be....director akikawa?
>>2667296
>>2667296Dumb Neicha...
>>2667299YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS BOTNIGGER DEATH
>>2667296>natie's tiny little hand was blown to smitthereensyou hate to see it
>>2667299Oh look at that. Maybe they're updating the API and we are getting a bunch of really good shit
>>2667296Shouldn't have stolen kris's shit, you fucking nigger.
>>2667299HABBENING?!?!?
>>2667299WHO /HOPIUM/ HERE
>>2667299Give me superskip PLEASEEEEEEEE
>>2667299>evolved skills for Leo CMimagine the chaos
>>2667312Not gonna get my hopes up until we see it, what are you guys hoping for exactly?
>>2667279do regions still matter for fightan netplay in 2026? I'm a seamonkey and I imagine most of you are burgers
QUICKWHAT SPRINTERS HAVE THE BEST EVOLVED SKILLS?
>>2667299I'm so fucking scared bros!
>>2667299>Stamina contest introduced 2.5CREEKLETBROS WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?
>>2667314so you can superskip from foresqueen to McAsshole?
>>2667296The land feasts upon the misery....
>>2667318BUONO
>>2667318You can't get evolved skills on MANT
>>2667323I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS UNCIVILIZED APE.DIE WINDY
>>2667323Who planted all of these? Wait... Landmines... Windy strikes again?
>>2667323THE DUMBEST
>>2667299ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BROS
>>2667326ShuckarooniesMaybe there's a reason to play Unity 2 though
>>2667323Windy is actually evil
>>2667321realistically? reroll on the CB + Creek rerun but I was already planning on that
>>2667323Windy truly is a villain.Also Donna tanked that.
>>2667323BASED BASED BASEDTOTAL SUZU DEATH
>>2667323>>2667327>7BROS?????
>>2667299Does this mean autoplay is on?
>>2667299>power conservation>stamina contest>repositioning & stamina conservation>securing the leadWew good thing I haven't worked on anything yet
>>2667323Windy really is acting just like Bowser Jr. at this point
>>2667317I'm east coast NAIt matters. SF6 has great netcode and I can get a pretty good connection to my friend 2500km away in SF6, but reaching the west coast is probably a stretch. I used to get a lot of really laggy matches in GBVSR for the couple of weeks I played it. I probably wouldn't be able to play that same friend at all.
>>2667340are we seriously gonna need to worry about stamina constraints for a sprint...
I LOVE EVOLVED SKILLSTHE GAME WILL BE FUN AGAIN
>>2667326You should be though. Character specific evo requirements are changed to generic ones on non-ura scenarios.
>>2667323It's over
>>2667350WINDY WHAT THE FUCK
>>2667350God damn. I'm glad we found a river though
>>2667327>>2667350GETF U C K E D
>>2667350At least only 2 died this time.
>>2667350It's an absolute bloodbath
>>2667350>Landmines backfire...So it is written.
>>2667350USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>2667350That sponsor? Me.
>>2667350A fitting end for Windy
Windy is kinda…
>>2667299>It's realHoly fuck, had to update directly from Google play store but yeah it just jumped up to this version META SHIFT INCOMING
>>2667350THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA FOR DESTROYING THIS CHIMP
>>2667363...dead
>>2667343shucks, have fun then
>VERSION UPDATE >WINDY DEADKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2667364>Google play storeThanks for reminding me to update it on my phone while I have wifi.
>>2667369She still dabbed on Suzukunt. Worth it.
>>2667350The night goes slow, we are down to the top 5
I have a dream of making sprint scarlet for next CM. She has a dream condition of floating 3rd place, hitting both accels, passing 2nd who got none, seeing 1st as an overtake target and hitting unique and rocketing off into the sunset.
>>2667340What does that all mean?
>>2667372My money is on CB
>>2667376Its a LOT of new mechanics that we might be getting anon
>>2667372Kris, CB, and (you) are GOTY out of the final 5. Mambo did jackshit and Obey went schizo.
>>2667372She's lining up the shot(s).
>>2667378Yes, explain them
>>2667373100% do that shit. Now is the time to use your wife.
>>2667372We are closing in on a week, the last stand approaches
Love this tunehttps://youtu.be/AKOIItU9Ulo?si=Ico8KWpLx4n7r826
>>2667386How did (We) make it this far?
I cant believe cygays might ACTUALLY be doing something good for once what the hell, I cant believe it!
>>2667387ANON GET DOWN
>>2667386>Mambo chased (You) earlier>now (You) are chasing Mambo
>>2667386(We) are finally getting revenge for Mambo chasing us so many days ago
Hunger Games is making me want to set up custom Umamusume characters in Erotohok
Room is kill>>2667288Maybe
>>2667387NOOOOO MY JOB
>>2667386And thus, the tale of Anonymous comes to an end.
>>2667279Yeah i lost my neogeo-esque controller, sorry anon..
>>2667399FUCK MAMBO
>>2667399CB…
>>2667399DELETE ALL MAMBOS
>>2667399It's over... She's too strong...
>>2667399>herWE WERE FOIDS THIS ENTIRE TIME????
>>2667399What the fuck I thought we had her
>>26673993 UMAS LEFT2 ARE UMAERICANS
>>2667399
>>2667376>if power is above 1200, gain acceleration on last spurt>on 2100m+ races, if stamina is above 1200, gain velocity on last spurt>consume stamina to get a better position or don't if your uma decides she doesn't have the stam to do so>consume stamina to gain distance on other umas based on their strategy (front>pace, pace>late, etc.)
>>2667399Why did (We) think (We) could take on an uma? Are (We) retarded?
>>2667399The Japumas fear the GODmericaumas
>>2667406No, Mambo had her back turned while you were chasing her, then thrust her knife behind and hit you.
>>2667399WHAT WAS HE THINKING
>>2667403Dude how do you job that bad to die to a tree...
>>2667401No worries
>>2667399RIGGED BULLSHIT!!!!
>>2667417Trees are almost as dangerous as landmines.
>>2667399I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!
>>2667399What if I was BACKSTABBED and BETRAYED by mambo
>>2667422SHE WAS BEHIND ALL THE EXPLOSIONS
>>2667422>Note to self>Landmines very effective vs umas
>>2667422MAMBO MUNDAY EVERYDAYEI!EI!MUN!
>>2667299Wait we're ACTUALLY getting evolved skills? Like for real?
>>2667422WHEN I SAY HIP HIPYOU SAY MUNHIP HIP!
>kills your waifuma>destroys your cherished belongings>doesn't elaborate>blows herself up
>>2667422HOLY SHIT MAMBO'S BLOODLUST CANNOT BE QUENCHED
>>2667422The Mambo picture was foreshadowing… KINO
>>2667422TOTAL MAMBO DOMINATIONALL HAVE TO ENTER THE MUNDAY RACE NOW
>>2667422MAMBOW O N
>>2667422>>2667432HOLY SHIT THAT'S GREAT
>still haven't done a mun careerLe sigh... guess I have to now
>>2667399AIIEEEE Mambo's back was turned! (I) didn't see this coming!
>>2667422SAY HER NAME
>>2667422this landmine meta is as overplayed as xog is, get new material already
>anon isn't around to spam "don't give up stickers">i get very depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicgSHE WON
>>2667422UNSURPASSED.
>>2667438MATIKANETANNHAUSER!!!!>>2667436GOOD! Thats what we love to see!
DO ANOTHER
>>2667447Host san here!NO WE GOT NEWS WE TALK ABOUT THE GAME FIRST, WE CAN DO IT LATER
>>2667422Damn it. This should of been free Kris PR.
>>2667443Why didn’t she use her sky high Teio step? Is she stupid?
>>2667450Really wanted her to see the mission through
>>2667449but there's no real news yet just speculationwe still can't play the damn game..
>>2667449Based, still that was very fun.Anyway.BROS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE ACTUALLY GETTING EVOLVED SKILLS
Alright anon, I wanna hear>WISH LISTNOW
any autists can explain the new patch in detail?
>>2667457GIVE ME AUTOCAREER PLEASE
>>2667457TAIKI SHUTTLE IN AN AMERICAN FLAG BIKINI
>>2667457TOTAL BOTNIGGER DEATH
>>2667457superskipkunitsugamia switch 2
3 more weeks and mant is dead, unreal
>>2667457Kill 7 billion cheaters
>>2667410So showing up with 800 stamina that I randomly got from books in MANT isn't just wasted stats?
>>2667469Not him but yeah, stamina will be useful eventually.
>>2667457Fix your damn UIand make a spin-off game that's actually worth the price of party dash
>>2667460more stats = go faster
>>2667278SHES SO CUTE how good is she?
>>2667466>a switch 2Which games you looking forward to?
What are we thinking about this >>>/vg/572555224
>>2667278>RoyceEXPLODE
>>2667340On a scale of 1-10, how much will these mechanics widen the gap between whales and f2ps?
>>2667475SPLENDID!!!! BECAUSE THAT MEANS LATEKINO IS BACK IN THE MENU
>>2667475I'm thinking I wish I had invested in Natie
Time to uninstall hachimi right? Probably gonna need a version update
>>2667474nothing, my switch 1 is just really old
>>2667475This means likely we are getting the broader 2nd anni changes, which DOES include evolved skills....
>>2667475I was already running late Kingu
>>2667475>just finished making a first-pass Pace Festival City today>possible multiple big buffs to Late OG CityI haven't prepped any Late Sprint parents...
>>2667484Oh fair enough. My launch Switch's fan died which I eventually had to replace but Switch 2 is just much better, hardware wise, controller wise etc
>>2667475So this would mean overall changes so>Better neck and neck>probably a couple of unique changes>MAYBE evolved skills>Maybe the new mechanics are added to the game This is EXCITING
>>2667474NTA but I will be flatlining when Fire Emblem comes out for at least a week.
>>2667475This is gonna be HUGE so many new skills are gonna become viable overnight
I ran Sprint rooms and made Sprint aces for nothing..
>>2667494Fuck yeahWhich route are you thinking of going first? I put a stupid amount of time into Three Houses
This is shaping up to be an even bigger patch than the previous one wtf>Skill changes >Mechanic changes>Affinity changesThis is fucking great
>>2667473Every single one of her unique and evo skills increases current speed. So that looks better than her christmas alt which was already pretty good.
And here's the results of this final party, the winner is...Mejiro McQueen!
any notable QoL for that version number? race mechanics are cool and all but I'm just going to lose to bad luck anyway as usual so its hard to care about them
>>2667497I mean we knew a balance change was coming soon regardless, what'd you expect?
Im expecting some very major buffs if we are moving to the Larc patch holy shit
>>2667473She has XOguri's ult but it's current speed + accel instead of target speed, but her Evolved skills are for >LongThey're all current speed though so she could be good since she doesn't need to accel as hard
>>2667475FUCK, now I have to get Wit Neicha with the voucher I've been banking and use my rainbow crystals on her
>>2667503Super FF that skips events right into choices and results. Would've been really nice to have during MANT but whatever.
Is there a source on the data mining though? Ive checked Twitter and found nothing.
>>2667396If you're up for it, I'm ready now. If not, that's fine too.
>>2667503Way easier careers, we're getting a nerfed PDM so being "too strong" won't actively punish you anymore.
>>2667503If it's L'Arc it would be>Daily sales stack and don't expire>Even faster skip speed>Infirmary always heals you
Wouldn't this be the same patch that changes the viability of skills like Sturm und drang and unyielding to be better?
>>2667498Brown sex bard calls to me>Stuoid amount of time into Three HousesYeah…
>>2667515If we are lucky, yeshttps://uma.guide/guides/second-anniversary-skill-changes
>>2667517Yeah I was thinking that too, its better to not be TOO hopeful but if the version update is that good, we can expect some really good stuff.
>>2667515Things are looking up hopefully fellow Hishiama bro
>>2667512Give me 15-20 minutes. I need to get my laundry soon
>>2667516>700zamn, I think I tapped out around 400+, niceThe bard is sexo, I can't really decide personally but might go with Chicken Jockey as I like his nerdy friend
>>2667384I've mutated before and it's a lot of work. idk if i have the patience for it after the last 4 CMs with Scarlet specifically jobbing in retarded ways in two of them.I need a sprint grandparent with medium great grandparents to give Taiki a shot at more G1s, and I have to make that myself because the other grandparent I need to borrow a stat stick flower with 3* sprint 3* unique with max G1s and all else is icing. Gotta send that till I get a 3*sprint Taiki and only then can I begin sending scardlets that need TWO sprint inspirations to even be usable, and that borrow needs to be either a max sprint mutated seiun sky or a turf > sprint sprint option, and on top of all of that I still need to hit GW DD PP among all that shit.It's a huge nightmare and there's a strong chance I'd be setting myself up for horrible disappointment.
>>2667522That works, I haven't played in ages so I need a bit of warm up.
>>2667514>Daily sales stack and don't expirethe fact that its not like this by default is mindboggling
>>2667511nada
Don't mind me just gonna funpost with a little bit of bait I found on twitter
>>2667514>Infirmary always heals youThank fucking God
>>2667528Fuck off nigger
Hypothetically speaking, we are in for a much more balanced "sprint" meta if this is the case>OYL buffed so lates saved>N&N buffed so greater access to accel for other paces>Fronts buffed due to skill changes like second wind>PDM nerf and solo front mechanics changed>Skills changed so more meta and skill diversitySounds like a dream
>>2667530How do you fall for bait that tells you its bait
>>2667508Like seriously do you think it'd be worth it to do this?
>>2667523The nerd is cute but if it’s like Three Houses you can probably cuck him.
>>2667511I just updated my game on Steam and checked the game database and e.g. On Your Left still has the same conditions as before. Unless I need to wait for maintenance to end and connect to the game server first, skills don't look updated. Nothing to datamine.
>>2667536>him
>>2667535I wouldn't, please wait until we can establish some testing conditions rather than impulsively wasting resources.
>>2667511https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%A2%E3%83%83%E3%83%97%E3%83%87%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88%E5%B1%A5%E6%AD%B4/3rd+Year#t57a6231https://uma.guide/guides/second-anniversary-skill-changes
>>2667517Would love it as lates. Normal Bourbon and Flash become much more tolerable too.
>>2667534I don't care it's bait. Whoever posted that for "fun" needs to kill themselves and fuck off back to shitter
What do we think as far as the possibility of a late meta?
>>2667300put 200 pulls on smaru and 400 pulls on tachyon/LH. Aim for 3LB tachyon, 1LB smaru, and 1LB LH.
>>2667546I think it's way too soon to be jumping to any conclusions
>>2667539Yes, the Chicken Jockey is a dude?
Im thinking its increasingly likely that the cygays gave up on MANT theory was accurate
let me inLET ME INNNNNNNN
>>2667553Oh of course we can cuck HIM, fuck that little nigga. His bitch is mine
I'm not trusting a goddamn thing until people with way more time and resources get their hands on it.Fool me once with unity gutsposting shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.
In a best case scenario of full skill reworks INCLUDING uniques, how does this affect the team comp you planner to run?
wouldn't they have mentioned all this shit in the post where they explained what they were adding in the maintenance
>>2667561It doesn't
>>2667560what if fooled rice?
>>2667555Not sure it was the wisest move seeing as how leaving it as is completely sapped the excitement around this game
If that fat cunt Spe gets her unique buffed for CURRENT SPEED I'm gonna lose it
>>2667560Just look up skills ranking on kamigame_jpor swallow sloptuber retardation up to you
>>2667561I have no fucking idea because I didn't research everyone's evolved skills, I'll figure it out when it's time
>>2667566THE FACE
>>2667560You're right to be skeptical. People always get ahead of themselves over the slightest crumb of something ahead of schedule. I hope it's good but it rarely lives up to the lofty expectations of most people. Also fair to expect these changes to arrive with a full suite of new bugs, as did the last big balance change
>>2667561It'll give me an excuse to pull for Halloween Doto
>>2667566>Spe has a fairly reasonable to mutate F in SprintI would run her next CM in a heartbeat.
>>2667570Evolved skills is an unreasonable conclusion to make, what's most likely is skill changes and reworks.
>>2667566spe buff is confirmed so she now has 0.35 current on her uniqueu rike?
>>2667577Well once again I don't know what to expect there either. Not a JP vet, don't watch sloptubers, don't scour JP sites for what's coming next either. I'll just wait until it's here then I'll digest it
>>2667562Nah, jap devs. When we got the big patch last time there was a whole lot of stealth stuff
So, whose casual fit are you setting on the main screen asap?
How is your Umawife supposed to win when others gets current speed and she's stuck with target speed?
>>2667582my orange wife
>>2667582Sneed'un
>>2667582None. My wife isn't getting hers in this patch.
>>2667583I mean, you got more options. There will always be winners and losers, but with changes like that a great deal of skills change for the better. You can expect a greater diversity of builds in a scenario like this
>>2667584Matikanefukukitaru!
>>2667584Kek, same. This carrot girl is just too cute!
IDK bros, if you hit download all data, it's a GIGA patch
>>2667542Oh no I did not mean the content, I meant the actual source that proves that the skills have been changed in the server. I am well aware at what some of the skill changes do, one of the very few sloptubers I watch talked about them.
>>2667593What the fuck..
>>2667593MOTHERFUCKER WHAT?! Thats ONLY the new stuff?
>one of Bono's evolved skills turns her worthless Gourmand into a stamina drain for midrace speed, which is exactly what she would want>meahwile both of OG Urara's evolved recoveries are basically still just recoveriesTHIS IS OUTRAGEOUSIT'S UNFAIR at least NY version got some good stuff
>>2667593Now THAT is interesting, because that's DOUBLE the size of the current fucking game.
My thing is, why SPECIFY a gold city buff if other umas also might get gigabuffed? Not talking about skills, but uniques
>>2667599how much of that is audio alone?
>>2667602Honestly the weirdest part about that is why is Gold City the only uma getting a buff. None of it makes sense
>>2667603Concerts do take a little bit to download now that you mention it
>>2667593Another way to avoid downloading later. Thanks anon, hope to see your "Don't Give Up"s soon.
>>2667593BIGGER
>>2667604I can only speculate that it would be due to gold city being a complete rework of the unique going from accel to velocity instead of having updated conditions or becoming current speed
>>2667279This room is now re-opened>>2667525No need to warm up against me
>>2667610The question still remains is why single old Gold City. Clearly she's not the only uma that could use a buff, and it's not like she was the worst performing one either
>>2667299IS THIS EVOLVED SKILLS OR NOT
>>2667613That was a later change than the 2nd anni buff I believe.
>>2667582I just leave random but if I did it’d be Palmer.
>>2667619no
>>2667619Likely not anon
>>2667619yes
>fat update>it won't matter until halfway throughAaugust because sprint casino and then dirt which is just lolrickey+oguri
>>2667619Theres a small nugget of possibility, but probably not.
>>2667619I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>2667584This but my orange wife.
>>2667629I wouldn't be so sure about that anon, keep an open mind. An OYL and Neck and Neck buff massively buffs lates and paces for example.
>>2667637Would an OYL buff even do anything for the upcoming paceslop is the question?I think he'd still be right about Rickey being dominant in dirt too
>>2667635That is technically sexual assault
>relevant lust-provoking image>relevant questionWhen is Fujin getting her casual outfit?
>>2667645With a twist!
>>2667644Making every position have less bad accels makes them more viable, but it's still pace favored
>>2667647
>>2667646In a nano second
At the very least Lates would be less shitty in careers with more positioning forgiveness.
>>2667646Booba nano
>>2667645trainer is the person in the position of power so it doesnt count>but the umas are stron-Irrelevant>but the uma on male rape rates-Fake news>but-SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>2667646Right now they're adding up to the 12th round of outfits and Ines had hers added in the 25th. Ultimately just depends on how frequently they update it going forward though
>>2667645Sure but what's a weak trainer like you going to do about it?
https://poal.me/2mwlhd
>>2667593I-I don't think my phone has enough space....
>>2667664>forgetting Mayano
>>2667664Wait a second...this is just a club poll
>>2667664>Add A New Answer>Go to type "YOU COPY?">Her name pops up
>>2667665I just had to clear out some old apps, kek. It isn't mandatory, but the files on your phone will load faster than pulling constantly from the servers
>>2667664Suzuka BTFO
>>2667664>Espoir City
>>2667664Where is she?
>>2667672I should really get around to moving my vacation photos to PC, I've been delaying that for years...
>>2667681We just don't know.
>>2667681Zuma Newma
>>2667681Newma, Gyaru, dirter gang failed clone of Akikawa
>>2667651Dober you degenerate.
>>2667684set up syncthing and let it happen automagically
>>2667690Dober is a lot like Digi if you think about it
Ear pussy
>>2667696Literally whoma
>>2667696Who the fuck is that?
Will GL drop before CM is concluded?
>nobody likes DictusPoor girl.
>>2667664Where did all the Operafags come from?
>>2667702She's the second best orange girl, but that's not what the poll is about
I like this carrot>>2667702Shes alright, i will pull for her on the dura banner, plus considering shes in Canopus, her story WILL be kino
>>2667703
>>2667708
Umas with a very short turnover from their release to their alt's releaseD-doesn't C-count Tier:Anime Mcqueen and Teio, Wedding Maya and Groove, Fantasy Pasa and Grass, Summer Maru and Spe, Full Armor Fuku. Game was brand new. They wanted to release altsGold City - 11 umas between main and festivalEishin Flash - 18 umas between main and valentinesFine Motion - 20 umas between main and weddingInari One - 18 umas between main and festivalSymboli Kris S - 21 umas between main and halloweenWas just curious and figured i'd share my research.
>>2667709Not so fast!
>>2667712Who got the longest?
No legend race this month
is top gun maverick a good movie?
>>2667712People completely forget about Rudolf's alt
>>2667724good not plot heavy second monitor slop
>>2667724Its fun, but if you want planeKINO justplay ace combat or project wingman
>>2667724I maintain if you painted a Star Wars skin over it it would be a pretty good X-Wing movie.
>>2667724Boomer slop
>>2667730Project Wingman was good, if a bit repetitive. Ace Combat 7 sucked ass.
ITS UP
>>2667734PW was my first plane game, and it was gigakino. I played AC7 after that, and while repetitive and dialogues/story sucked ass there was some cool stuff, like plane freezing up in the clouds and stuff. Plus the DLCs were good. I liked AC5 more though, other than that one mission
>>2667273The least popular individuals get elected to participate in the hunger games. That's the entire point. You're hoping they die.
>>2667715I don't care and i'm not a research bot.What I can say is that Biko Pegasus has been a support card since day 1 and didn't get added as an uma for 3 years minus 10 days. Ikuno dictus similarly was added as a support card 3 weeks into the game and added as an uma on 3rd anni. Not exactly what you were looking for but it's in the same ballpark.>>2667726Rudolph is a release day character. Gold City is not. GC's is more noteworthy. My criteria to make the list is that the alt and OG are both visible onscreen at the same time on gametora. picrel. there's 2 more rows below before you get to day 1 characters, so rudolph doesn't count by the metric i chose to use, nor does she make the doesn't count list of umas that I DQ'd.
>>2667737You lie.
>>2667741holy cope
>>2667703I'm not usually that vocal about Opera O but an undefeated grand slam year of 5 G1s ranging from 2000m to 3200m is actually unfathomable and is a record that will likely last for decades if not a century.
>>2667715Has to be Akebono
>>2667525Thanks for the matches, anon.I'll try to figure out the difference between my unique and ability buttons next time.Haven't played GBVSR since Umamusume released
Jiggie room?
I missed out so many posts from the last one and this one, it's over
>>2667758Glad you waited a bit for me since I was slow, I haven't played in a long time and the new characters have me interested.
>>2667764its not over
>>2667765It's crazy that they added Noel Vermillion to the game
>>2667766What did I miss
>>2667766>how many grandchildren?>uhhhh
>find a taiki poster out in the wild in /v/ arcade thread.It's one of (you), isn't it?
What the fuck is this maintenance fucking shit
Holy shit I missed out on Hunger Games, I even had an idea to host them myself, it's over so over
>>2667744>not falcopeyou dun goofed
>>2667782Don't you know? PDM is getting nerfed, they're adding evolved skills, auto-career for URAFinale, rebalancing accel skills, adding spark rerolls, implementing the pay-to-win subscriptions, raising the stat caps on older scenarios...I'm bullshitting everything, but maybe we should set up a bingo if the fucking update actually is 35 gigs
>>2667788>race mechanics>unique skills>evolved skills>2nd anniversary balance>super skip>accumulative daily shop>fast TT>first person camera>battle passAdd 'em
Three Goddesses or Shiraoki as Tracen's official religion? https://litter.catbox.moe/kmr9eqipo5fqe64b.jpg
>>2667775I find umas all over the siteThat one wasn't me, but I sometimes post umas on /v/ in response to anything horse related, or if it works for a pun
Damn you guys had a blast last night, I missed a lot
>>2667797
>>2667794Lobby crane game
>>2667766call her what
>>2667794spammable stickers in rooms.
When does the 2 events end? I haven't done anything.
>>2667808oh my god i wish you could use stickers mid race like a niconico video's comments scrolling across the screen.
>>2667812
i wanna do a career
>>2667812the team racing one ends in i think 2 days and you physically can't complete it anymore. you only get 15 races a day and you need 60 to complete it.I don't think you can even reach 150k team value with that few of races either. Maybe if you minmax really well but probably not.
>>2667807THAT!
>maint goes till 4am PDTwhen is daily reset? if i go to sleep now for 4 hours could I wake up and crank out my dailies or does maint end exactly at daily tick?
>>2667838Damn is gachalife really like this?
>>2667838You could do a few careers yeah
>>2667838Man am I glad I did that Taiki career yesterday while feeling like passing out
How good is Scarlett’s ult inherit?
I woke up and missed the hunger games, could we get another one?
>>2667838Daily reset is 8am PDT
>>2667840If you're scrounging for carats but not keeping up with dailies like a good slave then yes.
>>2667744Dude, it's the hunger games. Anyone who isn't picking the most qualified and least liked when possible is kind of an idiot, because 9/10 you're not getting them back.
>>2667850What the fuck was her problem?
>>2667850As if I needed more reasons to hate Windy
>>2667851Anon it’s a shit post game most people picked people they wanted to win.
>>2667857Jealousy.
>>2667840I've done far worse playing mmorpgs. When the boss spawns at 3am you're awake at 3am. when the boss's spawn window is 4-6am you're up at 3:30 setting up to defend pvp to secure it, sitting at a choke point waiting for enemies that may never come for a boss that they may have missunderstood the spawn mechanics and may not even pop.
>>2667843As an inherit its kind of low value desu
>>2667847that can work. i'll go to bed and wake up at 7 and do the mcqueen special. far lower pressure.
>>2667846Yeah where is our EUROPEAN hunger games? Its not fair!
>>2667863I know, I'm talking about the actual Hunger Games.
why mcqueen
>>2667868God damn, I am so glad I never played an MMO, this is exactly why
>>2667876I do it with Oguri instead, already have plenty of successful careers with her
>>2667873>European Hunger GamesI mean the Hunger Games takes place in a failed America so maybe let's hope Europe isn't as fractured in the umaHG? :P
>>2667876She's very bullyableHer career ends at the hopeless stakes so it's convenient
MAKE THE SECOND HUNGER GAMES I MISSED THE 1ST ONE
>>2667898A brave new host will have to step up. Anybody can do it
In anticipation of the upcoming banner, here's a jig.https://jiggie.fun/rw_30m
I couldn't bully makween she's a proper fine young lady.
Put Windy in the Hunger Games again, she was fucking hilarious
>>2667914No she's dead
>>2667914Windy is kill
>>2667915>>2667916I resurrected her.
>still like 4 hours to goThis SUCKS i wanna play
>>2667918Overruled
>>2667921Underruled.
Even the game is MANTbrokenbroken...
Drawing some cute kitas rn but I also wanna draw a shitpost with kita, give me ideas!
She missed the first I’m pre-emptively nominating her for the second.
>>2667926Draw her beating on satono's titties like they were drums.
>>2667928Cute crown, what's her deal other than being chinese
>>2667926Draw her beating on Oguri's fat belly like a drum (because she beat her)
>>2667926Please do the thragg one that was requested, that is so fucking funny.
What would your favorite uma do during downtime?
>>2667939Go on a date with me.
>>2667898Wait for the next major update that kills mant. I'm sure someone will host one.
>>2667934She’s hot and the better Satono.
>>2667939Watch her shows
I just realized Taiki use to be Doto's best buddy IRL...
>>2667939Practice magic tricks
>>2667939Learn Locking.
>>2667939Fucks other umas and fucks yumes.
>>2667843it's a hybrid unique so the inherit is only .05 speed (1/3 of a normal white) and .1 accel (half of a typical inherit). Sometimes these can be good - Pasa, Hoguri, Wcurren, Doto, Kitasan, but they're always only good when the map is just right for them to consistently trigger right at or just after the final leg starts. Scarlet's is hard to activate consistently like that. You COULD hit the jackpot - be in 3rd, get the .4 from hitting both shooting and blossom, 2nd procced nothing so they're an easy overtake, 1st instantly registers as an overtake target to proc red ace for another .1 It won't be consistent tho, but could be the edge you need to win vs 4th place that also proc'd 2 accels right next to you.If you're in 1st or 2nd it will probably be wasted too early. If you're in 4th, as an inherit it would probably hit too late, if at all, for just .05 laterace velocity. It's hard to make it work as an inherit ever.Tangent worth noting - the last sprint casino we had no strong accels. Taiki didn't work. Ryan and dober didn't work. Seiun didnt' work. We had plancha for .1, mummy for .1 and gambling on shit like head on, OYL, ignited PWR, late highlander, it took everyone on average a lot longer to reach top speed. People said turf > sprint for S fishing, and they were right. This time it's different.Seiun works. Final Push works. Taiki and Flower both hit perfectly. Ryan works. It's possible we have updated OYL/NNN for huge consistency boost to pace and late. Accels will be hitting. Umas will zoom. Mutated Seiun with Unrestrained can happen. Picrel is a very real room outcome you might see. Taikis with flower unique and vice versa will hit .6 every single room. S sprint is going to matter as people hit top speed much faster this time around.
>>2667952What took you so long
This is why I'm mad I'm not American, maintenance during American hourd were fun as fuck, active, full of hunger games and other funposting that I missed, now I have to post on a barely-moving threaf while waiting for Americans to wake up
>>2667952It's a shame they don't interact in the game more, isn't it?
>>2667962Bitching about slow threads is the worst thing about slow threads, actually.
test
>>2667926torena walking in on her streaming her pitas on umatube
>>2667965Actually the worst part is how unfun yurohours are compared to American hours
>>2667973>"oh boohoo woe is me I don't live in the greatest country on earth"would you listen to yourself? jesus christ
>>2667979When you say it like that it sounds even more valid
Better open a window, yuros are starting to fume.
>>2667981Become the American you want to be, change starts today!
Decided to do that umasorter since it's been a year since I've started playing. My top results are rather unsurprising, but some of the lower ones are different than I expected.https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/z4ASShGPtGuBUSDup4nn
>>2667994Start eating petrol dyes and corn syrup?
>[-] a cortisol infused post>6 new posts get auto-hiddenFunny how that works
>>2668000>First question is Orfevre and Meek>Second is Sakura Chitose and Admire GrooveThey should really add "I don't know" option because what is this? Who the fuck is Sakura Chitose?
>>2667983
>game has an impossible choice
>>2668008Who the fuck?
>>2668008>>2668016Retardo you have to choose the option "only umas in EN game" otherwise you'll be doing that all day
cortisol mentioned
>>2668016I'd recommend doing all except NPCs or Horse Girls in EN game, I have no idea about the JP npcs.
>>2668015>personality-wise its a tie>natie has nocer hair>dantsu has nicer butt and outfitI'll be biased and suggest Natie
>>2668018Ah I didn't notice that you could make options, sorrywho the hell is Saint Lite?
>>2668006I automatically hid it with my mind, it's much easier
>>2668027>*blows up post with mind*
>>2667920>4 hours to goWait, what? 4 hours until what? Or >>2668004We've technically banned petrol dyes so and corn syrup is on the chopping block soon, so nah. Cannot come fast enough.Just take yourself less seriously, laugh alongside your countrymen, work on what's flawed, put ice in your water and make your food in massive portions and have it for the rest of the week like normal people.>>2667973Why DON'T you make something fun? There's still people around to make it work, even if it will be slower.
>>2668008>Who the fuck is Sakura Chitose?Uma that was first introduced in Star Blossom and then later got a support card. She's still not trainable.
>game has even more impossible choices
>>2668033>orShit I didn't finish that reply. Meant "or is Grand Live coming out today?"I haven't kept up with the news around GL. (I selfishly hope that it's not out yet because I don't wanna have to deal with that damn census I promised.)
>>2668026Saint Lite is actually the very first triple crown winner, winning it back in 1941. I think she's a scenario NPC.
>>2668025How do you mention Dantsu's body and ignore the elephants in the room?
>>2668035iktf bro
>>2668039>AkikawaIsn't this choosing between umas? Akikawa is a human, hahah...
>>2667994Wish I could, I am too attached to where I live now and my line of work in the US is probably being taken over by overqualified Chinese people and others smarter than me
>>2668038I mean, Natie has nice Naties, but like
>>2668044>ChineseI promise you, the Chinese are not a problem here, at least when it comes to employment options. The Indians are a significantly larger problem here.
>He didn't pick "All Characters">He's afraid of what it might reveal
>>2668045Why is she getting her butt smacked
>>2668048Makes her go faster in races.
>>2668045She's sex without even trying, it's insane.
>>2668046Well you know what I mean, there is a myriad more qualified and with better studies applicants than me there so
>>2668050Exerpt from Umamusume wiki trivia>She really likes dairy products, especially cheese.>This is a reference to Dantsu Flame's irl dam, Inter Pyrenees, who is named after the cheese Tomme des Pyrénées. Dantsu Flame's body was also compared to a cow's, hence the reference too.
>July 1stHappy birthday, /v/ma and /herse/!
>>2668052You may fascinate a man by giving him a piece of cheese.
>>2668050>comes to your home screen>gives you cheeseHow do you respond without sounding aroused? >>2668052kek
>>2668058I say I'm cheesed to meet her.
>>2667783>performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance performing maintenance Fuck this i'm bored AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2668058I love cheese. If I had more money rn I'd buy another pack of lolcow cheese cubes.
>>2667926Instead of making a shitpost drawing, just draw Kita with long hair.
>>2668061Based>>2668059Thats a good answer
>>2667299We all know what this means, right!?
>>2668056AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE /V/MA ANNI IS HERE AND WE HAVE NOTHING READY YET
Quickly, I need a list of all of the clubs of /v/ma! Before the data is occluded by Grand Live! Please.
>>2668061I got my family a 6 month subscription to a cheese of the month club for Christmas and it may have been the best Christmas present i've ever got anyone in 30 years. I got so many thanks throughout this year. Cheese is great.
>>2668074Yup yup!
>>2668015Dantsu is fucking hot can’t believe it’ll be seventeen years before we get her.
>>2668090He made a screencap worthy post though? Why are seiunbros such tricksters?
>>2668090he made a screencap worthy post if you screencapped it.
>>2668088/v/ma/herse/der/v/ Oy Neigh/v/mapyoi/v/agabond*ASTER*HotUmaGlueHorseMD
>>2668088>he doesn't know all the clubnames by heartNot looking good
>yeppers
>>2668094>no BEEmers
>>2668088>>2668094YOU FORGOT /V/MERS
>>2668072I hate this art
>>2668103>>2668104/v/mers still exists?
11 more minutes
>>2668110Yeah, they're unironically one of the top clubs now, ahead of beemapyoi even
>/v/mapyoi
5 (+2) minutes.
>>2668132Is Neicha the uma with weirdest looking ears?
ITSUP
5 minutes.
>>2668132wdym neigha there's 2 hours left
>>2668140I love her taco shell ears.
>>2668094What the fuck is Party/v/an? Is this lore I was unaware of or some failed offshoot that no one advertised?
Anyone who cares about club ranks and fan counts is in a /vg/ club. I don't think anyone here really cares all that much about club shit besides community and shoe trading.t. mambro
>>2668153The latter most likely.
>>2668153
>>2668159Kek was this OC made here?>tamamo nudes leakLmao I remember that thread
>>2668155Well we have club rankings posted now and then, was more frequent before MANT
>>2668159>Witchecks
>>2668094Have any new clubs started since the /vm/ove? Or am I safe to assume all of these clubs are /v/ clubs?
UmaGPT, is this true?
>>2668132>>2668143Stupid Natureposter
>>2668170That should be it, unless someone announces a brand new club right now.
>>2668155>
>>2668155Club banter has always been a big part of /v/ma culture, we're close knit like that. It's why we watch /v/mapyoi like a hawk, it's an indicator of the bigger trends
>>2668172Hara... kitty...eko...
>>2668169I miss Stealth Threads so much in a weird Stockholm syndrome way
Just woke up.Why can't I login?
>>2668179They were so damn comfy. It was one of the best parts of /v/ma, in my opinion.
>>2668181Nigger Nature stole the server
>>2668181MANTenence
>>2668181EOS, pack it up sorry bwo
It's maintenance. Clean your room.
>>2668195Nyo.Nyo.Nyo-nyo nyonyonyonyoNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>2668159>All threads are uma threadsEven the World Cup threads, this has aged pretty well
>>2668170>>2668155This is all /v/, reminder that this is a /v/ma haven first and foremost and it will always be like that
>>2668182Being in a faster board can sometimes attract randos, even if it wasn't that often. There was also some of the JPs that frequent there but don't want to come here. I think they deleted the Mcqueen thread that was up for a bit, but they allow the 24/7 Crossworlds and Palworld threads, at least the Crossworlds thread host rooms, but the Palworld thread is just furry dumps, it was never about the ppm, the mod just didn't like the game.
You know what they say about maintenance.
>>2668204Yepyep, I remember when some anons took the "one Uma thread a month" thing seriously.
>>2668204Funnily enough didn't we recruit more people here than in the past few months at /v/ma?
>>2668159>Doto Assault CoverupWhy'd she do it?
>>2668206they're going to break something again
>>2668210I think it was because we were fairly new and people wanted to see what was going on, I'd be surprised if we can do that again, since we don't really advertise anywhere else anymore and they still delete the threads
Reminder
>>2668214Oh 100%
>>2668140Did you mistype erotic?
>>2668214Just means more apolocarats.
>>2668214>>2668236I honestly cant recall what they broke the first time
>>2668149Earjobs HAVE to be a niche fetish thing in the uma world, right?
>>2668214>that one maintenance that bricked your team trials for an entire day if you were unlucky
I miss our schizo Seiunlet bro, does he have any plat now?https://files.catbox.moe/uojzzv.png
>>2668243Absolutely. We pretend to have an ear fetish as a joke but if umas were real you just KNOW there would be some freaks on Um4chan.
>>2668210I joined around the exodus, but I think the new blood was mostly because it coincided with the start of MANT.
>>2668247These guys going extinct caused the exodus and mod crackdown
>>2668248>pretendWHAT?!
>>2667299>Arc updateThis means they might actually nip the cheating in the bud quickly right? Some JP bro said cheating was a thing until L'Arc yesterday.
I will never become an earfucker not even as a joke
>>2668267I mean, uh, look at these plump and puffy earpussies, hot damn!
>>2668268heard something like that a while ago, network packages and stuff
