>Leo CupRace Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg:orig>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2677644
First for Windy.
2nd for Tomakomai!
3rd for Neicha... Again...
>>2682276>>2682282>>2682659>>2683107Are you fucks retarded? There is already a thread. Also don't bring ritualposting shit here
Don't forget to hydrate today!
I would proclaim my love for my Umawife in a ritualistic fashion every thread if it wasn't so frowned upon
Posting a cute Taiki to counteract the off model OP.
>>2683905>>2683909How can I get an authentic American 4th of July experience at home?
>>2683907zased
>>2683912just eat burger
don't get too excited about autoplay
>>2683909>OffmodelMore like in-model
>>2683909Both Taikis are cute.
>>2683912Eat a bunch of American food in the afternoon and then blow up a bunch of gunpowder in the evening.
This is the least patriotic 4th of July ive seen (for understandable reasons) at least the beer is good.
>>2683906Take it from me who's been trying for a 9*/9* parent since launch and hasn't achieved it once, don't even bother, get the leftover sparks for the uma with best unique skill you have and borrow the 1/1000 parent from someone else, even if it leaves you with a B tier unique
>>2683912Eat burgers, hot dogs, baked beans, or BBQ (or all of the above), drink, and then blow something up
>>2683923I heard Philadelphia is to place to be tonight.
>>2683918>>2683919You can't fool me you are just trying to get me to empty my Taiki folder! Well it won't work, partner!
>>2683923My family never gets together for 4th of July so it's always just another day for me
>>2683912Consider grilling some food and drinking beer
>>2683909Wow, a good Taikiposter. I didn't think you existed.
>>2683916I had a DELICIOUS horse burger yesterday>>2683922>>2683928Getting explosives where I live now is surprisingly easy actually
>>2683917so is it more botting or less botting in top clubs
>>2683922>>2683912Oh right Carne Asada is considered 4th of July food.
Well /v/?
>>2683937Maybe it's because i'm not a Taikifag i'm just posting her because it's burger day.
Isn't 4th of July a family/close ones event? Why are you posting here
>>2683946Cute Shichi
People that need to have their public lobby hosting privileges revoked:1. Faggots that don't start as soon as the lobby fills2. Retards that keep it on random moobs3. Open league pussies
>>2683937Good Taikiposters always existed to the non-Taikibroken.
>>2683946Palmer's scary gyaru friend
>>2683950
>>2683950see >>2683934
>>2683950No way, the 4th is a community kind of holiday. Public fireworks displays, parades, big cookouts and stuff like that.
>>2683939>only allowing you to choose your legacies>only>limited options to choose events and racesYou can basically do your dailies if you're too occupied, and it still takes 45 more minutes than killing mcqueen. Pretty useless to be honest.
>>2683946i dont know why, but women in gloves just do it for me
>>2683950It's about the independence of the nation, so not really. I mean I'd say there's a wide berth between the 4th and, like, actually celebrating Thanksgiving or Christmas.
>>2683950Do foreigners only celebrate their national holiday with family? Kinda fucking sad.
>>2683924oh yeah it's a complete pain in the ass but most of my sprint aces are already done and it seems like a fun idea, 10 turf 4 sprint minimum with as many greens as you can get and 2 obligatory inherits is already a very tight requirement so i need all the help i can get from my side, worst comes to worst i'll just run her as a front
>>2683950Watching my country play
>>2683950Im not an amerilard but I always thought it was more of a community/bros thing, Thanksgiving is the family thing
>>2683965What's sad about being with your family? I love them
How do you drill it into your Umas' heads that taking the outside corner is NEVER advantageous?
>>2683969Community has eroded along with economic conditions in americaAnyway, who wants to do some rooms?
>>2683972I can drill your umas for you
>>2683950Its one of those holidays where Americans that care enough will party all evening and night but if you don't give a shit about patriotism then its just another day in the week. My folks like to cook special dinner but lighting the grill is something we haven't done in years. Fireworks get blasted in the air all night long by neighbors with no concern for noise complaints but some parts of the US have cops that might be bored enough to swing by and tell them to cool it if they happen to be illegal.
What is the theming?
>>2683968>that bicepmuh>>2683981i'd get it if they removed Sweepy and Nishino
>>2683981Bigass ult, bigass hair, bigass braids, bigass hat, bigass glasses
>>2683981Good question. Hokko is like 20cm too tall to be on this team.
that's robbery
>>2683981>only marvy and robby are "jumbo"what a fucking rip-off
>>2683981Sexy shorties (and H*kko)
UMA THREAD ON /v/ THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Game im begging you to give me 3 carats im so annoyed
>>2683990>Big brain>Big hat>Big tails>Big brain again>Big tits
>>2683988Everyone has like 5million monies at least, who cares about 10k for a borrow?
>>2683990Hokko is huge
>>2683993Why should I care. It'll be like three of us desperately clinging on to a life raft, the umaustist bot, and some coomposters.
>>2683988
>>2684000trips of truth
>>2683993No offense, but by now probably the only person that cares as much as you do is the umautist schizo
>>2683993Ok. See if you can find some recruits cuz i dont feel like necrobumping a thread for a couple of hours.
Rooma?
>>2683993There at least one thread every single day. The fact that you think this is a special situation shows how far we've fallen.
>>2684000>open thread>it's exactly thatSome mod finally got sick of the /vg/ umautist faggot though it seems.
>>2684008Hell yeah, put em up.
>>2683950Half of america is trapped under one of the most brutal heatwaves in a long time, absolutely noone is doing a big party in this whether.
>>2684009Its more like /v/ as a whole for our grounds is obsolete now.
>>2683917It's great for fan farming, I just queue it during the night
Boys as far as career goes, do you guys actually think you could cut it as a trainer?
>>2684019no
#9 Title Role from England wins by a nostril! He takes the Belmont Derby!7604 384918 slots. Bring 1. No gender restrictions.Belmont Derby reenactment!MILE TURF 1800m, Left, Sunny Firm, etc.Come and win the Belmont Derby!p.s. i'm going to grab some food real quick before local festivities end so going to be a bit before I start it. should have plenty of time for people to get in.
For a F2P player, is the CB creek rerun bait considering the importance of ramonu?
>>2684019I'd end up in prison
>autocareer doesnt actually do anything but farm fans for yoou>somehow they implemented this version but not the version which is just a glorified customizable macro but far more usefulSo Global really didn't get shit huh
>>2684013You're lucky you don't get your head handed to you. Lets get something straight: you host, I join.
>>2684023Only if you haven't been saving specifically to roll on both.
This auto will be useful for farming oshi titles
>>2684032>autofarming your wife's titlesYou don't love her.
>>2684026Except the auto careers take 50 minutes, so you really can't farm fans with it. you might as well play MANT and get the same result with extra benefits
>>2684018Does it not cost TP?
When are the JPbro hours? Theres a lot of questions I wanna ask
>>2684032completionist will remain the GOATed title forever
>>2684039it does.
>>2684023It depends on your carat situation. Ramonu takes priority but it's a good banner to roll on if you have excess carats and are a End Closer main.
Can't wait to get kicked from my club because I didn't leave the game running for 24 hours straight and fell short of the 30 million fans a day requirement
Consider the following, that even if auto does not automatically give optimal parents>You still choose the schedule so you can start lineages easily>You still farm resources like money or sashes>you can still get good white sparks to loop>you still give fans to danchouIt's just a really good deal
It's impossible to go single ace oshigaming for this CM. Late starts are a fucking death sentence for every position you literally cannot recover.
>do 8 careers>get sprint S 8 timesnot having to waste pink sparks as an entry fee to play a garbage scenario feels so good bros
>>2684019The careers barely go into detail but as a trainer you probably need to be proficient in sports theory, anatomy (including uman anatomy), physiology, sports psychology, analytics, nutrition, etc.not to mention the piles upon piles of jap bureaucracythere's a reason why the trainer exam is portrayed as incredibly hard to pass
>>2684050explode
>>2684045Not gonna happen, no quotas will be implemented in any club. Just don't flatline, there's no excuse now
>>2684045Which danchous would do this?
I won't use the auto career at night because i have always had good relations with machine spirits. My electronics almost caused me any problems despite not being an IT fag so i will pay this favor back by letting my PC rest.
>>2684042Nah. The best title is the CM platinum for the most notable race your oshi won IRL.
>>2684055b*ff
>>2684050I haven't gotten Sprint S on a single ace despite using like 9 sprint sparks on each, and a 3* on one direct parent at least.......
>>2684055Unironically none
The sprint meta is actually really fun beyond the pace dominance, the races are very fun to watch
>>2684049I wouldn't waste my oshi's time with mickey mouse cups
>>2684019I can barely take care of myself. You think I can also come up with a rigorous training regimen and take care of the mental stability of a teenage girl?
>>2684065It was mickey mouse before the update. Now it's legit.
>>2684065>he doesn't want to hunt impossible utopias with his oshi
We only got the additional power mechanic and not the other mechanics from the other stats correct?
>>2684019My experience as a torena is that I am very lucky at pulling good umas and cards but I can't train them for shit.I'd end up inheriting some potential giganigga horses and just letting them be regular farm animals.
>>2684019I'd crawl though a field of needles while on fire just to get the chance to train Bouquet for a day
>>2684063watching a roulette wheel spin is not fun for me because I'm not a degenerate punter
>>2684057if we are going in this direction, then it should be LOH title with your oshi
>guts bakushing is casually sitting in guts for 3 turns with blue ball ready>pop it>she's sitting there with a purple ball next turn0 priority my ass
>>2684045Acting like is probably a good way to get kicked because nobody here would kick you for that in the first place.
Is there an easier way to check my wife's trophies than clicking 300 trophies manually?
>>2684070Yeppers.
Get out there before the day ends, anons. Even if just to get food.
>won a 4/5 lobby runI won't believe she's the ONE until she can go 5/5
If you don't pop purple balls on the turn they appear do they go away forever?
>>2684079anon...
>>2684074I heard that's a filler game mode like team trials
>>2684079everything in this game has a filter
>>2684083They can reappear
>>2684083No, they act just like normal blue balls
>>2684087You'd be incorrect, its the other PVP mode, a lot easier to get max rewards, a lot harder to get to the top.
>>2684069Paraguaybro...
>>2684083no, they dont, just like the blue balls they will appear later>>2684087would a "filler" gamemode have real trophies for it, while actual CMs dont? [needs citation]anyway, its TT like, because you get score based on every member of your teams placement instead of the "did you win or not" we have now. 2-3-4 would give better score than 1-5-7, so ALL your aces would need to be competent and strong. also, see >>2684094
>>2684085>>2684088NICE, time to open a filter, if I can't reach SS+ I can at least be a good husband
>sash beggars are multiplying
imagine training an uma and she just dies and instead of being a cool director like riko you are just getting kicked because you are not a foid
>>26840225/18. Come join in, no restrictions other than bring 1.Come win your own Derby!
>>2684081That looks tasty as fuck anon, enjoy
>>2684097>[needs citation]It is an actual thing
>>2684109i meant the "no trophies for CMs" part. Maybe it became a real thing in the nipland, idk
>>2684114Oh no, CM does not have any actual trophies
Thank God Maruzensky finally got executed. I got tired of seeing her overtake my better fronts right before late race and then int to the third player.
>>2684081But I like being inside and not having friends and avoiding all human contact.
>>2684124Send a wuv you to your clubmates NOW
>>2684102
For the sprint meta, if i want to make a late surger work is it better to add double pace or two debuffers?
>>2684123There's nothing stopping Marufags from just using parents for skills and Tachy for a stat stick instead of her card. Any good front trainer already has good enough parents for that.
>>2684127You run 3 backliners or you don't run any at all.
>>2684125I'm sending them a request for Tenno Sho Spring sashes for this.
>>2684105>>268402211/18. More people joined in suddenly, so I'll start at :15 at the latest to get the race started.Come take you chance at a G1 post MANT!
>>2684136Forgot pic.
End closers have rose to an almost 3% win rate when they were at 0.1%.
>>2684057>for the most notable race your oshi won IRLYeah, about that...
>>2684139What are all those stallions doing with mares?
>>2684141uraraCHAD...
>>2684057The best title is Taurus Plat star because it's the DAHBY and it proves you're a DAHBY master
>>2684143No rules! There can be as many stallions or mares as wanted!
>>2684127Sprint debuffing is useless90% of the time your debuffs are hitting on the accel. Only real useful debuff is Curren's AbA when it hits, but it only affects midrace positioning and fails to proc more than half the time.
>>2684081Yeah, I should. But it would probably be just to go down and get a Four Loko and come back to be drunk and alone again.
bros, new operabird just dropped
>>2684081What's that? Looks like a weird corn dog
Looking into the JPlords advice from the previous thread, i wanna ask you guys. What's the best deal for a creeklet as far as stamina cards go? Would it be to still MLB creek or wait for sounds at this point? My thing is. I know the best in slot stamina will be replaced by air shakur. Im unsure what I should do
>>2684081Elote spotted
>>2684128Being down an early race gold will hurt, and then you're also bringing a worse statstick on any deck where we're using 3 speed cards which will be every mile and sprint>>2684155Debuffs are current speed, not target speed, they always do the thing regardless of when they hit
>>2684165You mean choclo
>>2684161>>2684165
Can the auto-play make VAUGELY good parents?Not like meta, I don't expect that, but can it make okay-ish ones?
>>2684164You should be aware that the creekcheck is coming. in GL we have a "fake" 2500M long and starting from GM we have tough longs. You won't be able to get away without a premium stamina card since you're gonna borrow the goddesses
>>2684172If you're not looking for hyper optimized parents the answer is yes, it will be very good for looping imo.
>>2684173I'll just use one of my SR stamina cards and it'll be fine.
>>2684164You'd be waiting way too long.
>>2684173biwa stam and praying to them goddesses
>shows up with her clevage showing>wins>lifts my chin up>smiles weirdlyi mean, what am i to in this scenario
>>2684172Yeah I've been wondering if I can set it up to do like, el condor pasa runs with a smart falcon borrowwouldn't that at least guarantee every run is a chance of a PP and groundwork spark?
>>268402213/18Going to extend to :18 to start. Starting on the dot at :18! Come win a derby!
>>2684180Biwa stam is decent cope but you're 100% gimping yourself
>>2684164>>2684173JP players got by the stam checks fine with this, quite good by f2p standards Obv creek is better but it has surprisingly good values
>>2684173Nah I'd Rice
>>2684185I would join but I'm on fuckin grill duty
>>2684164Evaluate after the Tachyon banner. Creek will be best until Sounds of Earth and even Sounds is a marginal upgrade, so she's going to see a lot of usage and a long lifetime still. If you've got a low LB creek laying around and don't need to spend your crystals getting unfucked by RNG on the Tachyon banner, it's almost certainly worth dumping your selectors and crystals into her to get MLB to give you Tachyon/Maru, Kita, FineMo, and Creek, plus a usable LH. If not, you're gonna want to plan for the Creek + CB rerun
>>2684185This picture is insane, I love Taiki, I wish I was in /v/ma
>>2684182If only the grin wasn't so gimped then it'd be less creepy
>>2684188The level of competition was also much lower for them.
>>2684190bro what you grillin?
>>2684193The sirius grin ONLY works on her.
>>2684190What are you grilling anon, is it smelling good?
>>2684186i'm gimping myself every time a newma banner drops and i've never felt better before
I refuse to believe Creek is some 100% necessary card.
>>2684188>same prio>5 less TE but 1 more base stamina training value>bonus skill point (!)>gold skill can't agemasenIm always surprised this is a f2p card, it's really good
>>2684195Like 30 pounds of Picanha, it's looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>2684199The only 100% so far is Kitasan. Creek is still the second-most valuable support.
>>2684199I still don't understand why Swinging is good and BOFA isn't. They both recover stamina, who cares where it happens?
>>2684199A premium stamina card is necessary yes anon, we are fast approaching the era of rainbow decks. Creek has incredibly longevity
>>2684205BOFA is good now tho
>>2684205>who cares where it happensI care
>>2684205Someone show him the webm.
>>2684199It's been shilled for over a year and I've genuinely used power cards more than her huge-titted selfat this point if I get burned for not having her I'd be fine with it because she's honestly been the game's greatest gaslight thus-far>>2684205BOFA actually just got buffed so it's the same as maestro now
>>2684206Well I don't give a fuck. I'm not pulling for her and I'm not wasting my rainbow crystals on a Stamina card. I'll just join the Open if it's that much of a handicap to not have her when the time comes.
>>2684205Bofa used to be able to trigger on a random straight so what this meant was you could activate it after your spurt got delayed or immediately after the race begins losing out on the heal. Now with the buffs its almost as good as corner
>>2684211this can no longer happen
>>2684201>>2684188It looks like Biwa mogs Creek. Am i missing something?
>>2684211NTA but I've also been wondering that. It doesn't matter when your recovery procs unless on the xogger. As long as your HP doesn't run out until the finish line then it doesn't matter, right?
>>2684205BoFA was bad because it could happen right out of the gate and do essentially nothing. It's fixed now though and is a mid-race skill
>>2684147The funny thing is that Urara's 106th race with Take Yutaka as her jockey is of undeniable historical and cultural significance... in spite of, or perhaps even because of, the fact that she lost miserably.But even so, you still can't run it. Kochi Racecourse simply doesn't exist in-game. So your only options are Completionist, or reaching for the stars and going for plat during Arima CMs.
>>2684217friendship training value is strong so creek still has bigger rainbows than biwa
>>2684217Just saying, maestro is exponentially a better recovery.
>>2684205Breath of Fresh Air was not great because it could activate on any straight, like the one immediately after the race starts (stamina recoveries can't overcap you) or the final straight when your girl has already gassed out and delayed her spurt so having her HP back doesn't help since everyone's already accelerated more. Maestro activates on corners and you're more likely to have it activate on a mid-race corner than some super early or late-race one since tracks where they exist are rare.BOFA being mid-race now means it's about the same effectiveness due to backstretches being in the midrace on medium/long tracks.
>>2684216So I can take Right Handed and exceed the speed cap but if a heal procs early you can't exceed your HP max?
>>2684022>>2684185Your contenders.
>>2684220>Take Gluetaka
>>2684217>Biwa mogs Creek>Shows how Creek is better
Why don't we have a pal card in mecha musume?
>>2684221it heals the same amount and the only way VIP pass doesn't go off is if your uma genuinely held the same position the ENTIRE RACE which is next to impossible
>Random Mood>>2684229Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>2684233no sex with the cripple
>>2684233Cygames hates the disabled
>>2684233You can't fuck cripples bro, that's gross
>>2684234VIP is still much more Inconsistent.
>>2684216>this can no longer happenDoes this give Maya a PR boost or is she still the lowest rated q/v/een?
>>2684217VIP Pass is Long-only and only activates if you're trying to pass a girl so it's useless on, say, whoever the winning Front (if you're using a Front in Longs) or Lucky Pace is. It's far more volatile. If it was Cooldown it'd be closer.
>>2684235>he got Awful mood irl tooLUDO
>>2684236>>2684238>>2684240Then let me fuck the robot
>>2684235Calm your tits it's a >fun race
>>2684241It... isn't. Did you just ignore my post? I use it all the time on xmas biwa and have no isses with it
>>2684235Holy mother of moodbroken
>>2684233Mecha musume DOES have a Pal card, its air shakur stamina due to the scenario link>>2681642Read this post from yesterday for all questions regarding scenario cards
>>2684235
>>2684247There is nothing fun about random mood, fun races should always have the same mood for everyone
>>2684257Yeah ok buddy
>>2684253>air shakur is FIVE scenarios awayKinda puts things into perspective for anons saying they'll "wait for her"
how thick should kitathighs be?>t. lvl1 drawshitling
>>2684217>It looks like Biwa mogs Creek.Anon, you might want to visit an optometrist.
>>2684257It's fun to laugh at moodlets
>>2684257The raped
>>2684257I disagree I'm having a blast watching you meltdown about it
>>2684249VIP pass only works on long. You might want a recovery for 2400m. It doesn't work if your front runner holds the lead the whole midrace. It can sometimes go off 5 seconds into a race.That said, I used it lots on Holihide too and it's good, but Maestro is better.
>>2684263BIGGERSLUTTIER
Having never done a McQueen career I can confidently say that anime McQueen is the worst because she doesn't say "desuwa" when you click on her in the trainee selection screen
>>2684249Long only and requiring conditions is more inconsistent then "just pass the wit check, bro". You can make a better argument if you want to say it's not inconsistent enough to brick you, but it's 100% less consistent then Maestro and we're approaching the era of Golds on Mediums
>>2684263Enough to crush me
>>2684263how wide is your page?
>>2684271>gold recovery for mediumat this point you're just being trite and trying to make your point list sound longer than it is
>>2684229>>2684022And Seiun Sky takes the Belmont Derby, followed by an Inari One pushing hard but not quite making before the finish line. Congratulations Seiun Sky!Pics in a bit!
>>2684253Is the goal of mecha musume to MLB air shakur stamina immediately?
>>2684280Nice
>>2684273>>2684276GOOD!>>2684277i think i set it at 3000x2000, after the advice of our lvl100 drawCHADS some time ago
>>2684280>inb4 frontbroken melty
>>2684263Imagine how thick her biceps are (in her mind)Now imagine how much of a workout her legs get
>>2684263Quite fucking thick
What the FUCK is this thread talking aboutWe're literally about to enter "speed and wit: the scenario" and the only ""long"" in the next 5 fucking months is the fucking arima kinenwhy are you faggots arguing about STAMINA CARDS???
>>2684278holy mant brainrot lmao
>>2684278And you're just being obstinate
staminabroken...
>>2684263Kita is a stick.
>>2684282Its the best in slot stam and powercreeps every other stam card, it only gets replaced by niche strategy specific cards (example: stamina fenomeno) and eventually the new doto
>>2684280flatliners WON
>>2684290You're going to need higher stamina for the new mechanics going into GL. Medium's won't be as forgiving
>>2684290because I'm currently being gaslighted into believing my account is bricked without MLB Creek despite the fact that nobody has used that card in a year
>>2684280Corner Shot
>>2684290Cause a neigha asked about it. Just because we don't have any longs soon doesn't mean we never will and people want to know if they need Creeku.
>>2684301Hey it was good in like, uh......CM2? (Two)
>>2684297and i will never forgive the faggots at Cygames for not giving her at least some fucking muscle. obviously they could, looking at >>2683968
>>2684290You need either stamina sparks or creek for cm17 which is a fucking 2000m
>>2684297Check again>>2684289
>>2684296And I'm not giving them my Tenno Sho Spring sashes either. You will train Stamina.
>>2684290Grand live is gonna be>2 speed (most of the time 3)>1 LH>3 witThere's no longer any free stamina like with MANT, people are discussing stamina cards within the context of the upcoming scenarios like GL and GM when stamina demands increase a lot, this stemmed from an earlier discussion about pal cards.
>>2684313Banana woman sexo....
>>2684300There's no use trying to help the third-rates. Just let them have their melties when the skill-based CMs resume.
>>2684317>>>vg
>>2684301No one said you're bricked right now did they? But like another anons said. The creekcheck is coming, you will be borrowing the goddesses so you wont be able to borrow her
I still haven't had a run where I've managed to get Professor of Curvature, Speed Star and In High Spirits all at once, let alone with Sprint S on top of that
>>2684302Final stretch. Looks like there was a traffic jam back there. It was amazing all those lates and ends caught up.
>>2684317>skill-based CMsWe got a dirt CM right after this sprint one, bwo
>>2684323Good thing you don't need Sprint S then.
I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH NEIGHA
>>2684323It's sprint casino anon, getting all of them won't improve your chances. Continue grinding if you find it fun, but going all-in on a sprint ain't worth it.
>>2684306>have a small fit about umuscles>xitter feed throws picrel at mefuaaaaark! cant wait for Ace, dude!
>>2684328Yeah turf S is better
>>2684332In the entire global server there will be like 3 good rickeys in total
>>2684332>moves your chair one inch to the northWhat now Feng shui fag?
>>2684335That's a man.
>>2684335zased, can't wait for my shonen protag
>>2684336Sprint S is better mathematically, but both are not strictly necesary. They translates to half lengths
>>2684338>coughs up blood, loses consciousness, falls down, dies on the spot
>>2684290You will be bringing a stam card for mediums and longs because you no longer get stam just for existing unlike MANT, and stam sparks for miles for that matter. The days of getting stam from pressing power are over because that's less time spent pressing speed and wit which are bigger rainbows and give you more song tokens because there's two cards in it instead of one.
>>2684333>casinoI have over 50% winrate in public lobbies going against the best of the best. It's not that much of a casino.
>>2684344Tsuru is Chinese?!
>>2684326It's mediumkino with a little extra spice.
Anyone up for some sprintsloppa ?
>>2684308>cm17hey man GREAT advice you're giving the thread, everyone here really appreciates you, it's thanks to your efforts /vm/ is known for better advice than /vg/let's check out the next time we can roll on creek: oh hey, right before CM NINETEEN (19)
bruh wtf why the score is so low
>>2684338You are courting death junior
>>2684346>50% winrate>he either wins or he losesCASINO
>>2684345but... the youtubers told me... I couldn't press anything other than speed or wit training...
>>2684350sure I'll through my Graded B team in
>>2684324Why is she so happy?
>>2684346I think that when people mean "casino" they mean that you can get robbed extremely easily, not that there's no consistency at all. Because there was consistency even in the first sprint CM
>>2684355My winrates have been considerably worse in public lobbies for CMs before this one.
>>2684353>only 4 golds>your overkill stats barely went overseems pretty deserving of the SS to me
>>2684358>no thoughts, only round
>>2684353glue power
>>2684353>All these double circlesYou need like 2 more gold skills I think
>>2684358R O U N DOUND
>next CM is dirt mediumI have literally no other umas for this other than El and no-spark, heavily mutated Mcqueen and Mayano.
>>2684335for out Fujibros, from the same artist
>>2684353You're not overcapping speed or wit and your power is low
>>2684353Shes kinda glue anon
>>2684365
>>2684352is CB wit even good at this point or is it one of those things where "You rolled on it too late"
>>2684263Consider
>>2684367Your Oguri?
>>2684353Is burning spirit speed actually good?
>>2684373Its a pretty low investment card so worth it
>>2684376it's VERY mid but most people tend to finish careers with it a literally max hints which makes it a little better value
>>2684324And placementsThanks all for joining! Technically there was a 3rd G1 somewhere else today but I'm pooped. Enjoy your 4th of July!
>>2684352I don't know what made you so angry since im just stating facts, you need stamina sparks or creek, maybe both. If you want advice i would say make sure you get both Tachyon and Light Hello to a decent LB so you can use your borrow slot for MLB creek, alternatively use xogger since you can get away with ~600 stam with a few gold recoveries which is what i imagine the majority of players will be doing, no need to be so aggressive
>>2684376No, but it's one of the few mid race skills that you can get.
The dirt CM is Aries: Dirt Edition right?
>>2684375Lol was betting my 3* head start scout was her and instead i got Teio..
>>2684373You would use it until L'Arc where you only run ramonu
>>2684382But is it better than power, just for this cm?
>>2684383Yes it's slop of the highest order
>>2684373Daring Strike is worth it on Ends + you need a Wit card anyway
>>2684192Wait until tomorrow and you just might.
>>2684384Bro...
>>2684374would you believe me if i said that this was the actual reason for my question? i DID try to do that, but after the thighs became 1.5x larger than her head, i had to pull back and ask for advice
>>2684380Thanks for hosting
I'll be getting MLB Tachyon and whatever LB Light Hello through pulls then I will use my rainbow crystals in wit Neicha so I can ensure OYL without a borrow. I will NOT use anything on Creek that is for sure.
>>2684386They proc at different times. Speed helps you get into a good position before the final spurt whilst power is a last gamble to nudge you forward on the final corner / straight. I buy both but neither are that good.
>>2684301No one ever said that you're bricked without Creek.Why is it that whenever this conversation pops up, people insist on reading "Creek is a strong card that gives you objective deckbuilding QoL improvements" as "dude every single scenario up to this point has been literally unplayable without Creek", and then proceeds to humblebrag about how actually they've survived just fine on power cards and stamina sparks, as if it's cogent to the conversation?
>>2684383This track is fucking WACK
>mediums are harder on stamina soonCool I'll keep using xoguri then, except now I'll fully upgrade hydrate the gold versionAnd hey, my debuffers can run out of stam for all I care!
Today is such a good day, my wife is getting so much art that [panders specifically to me.
>>2684394ANONIT CREATES UMASTARD GAS
>>2684399Imagine if with GL's release they nerf XOGuri's ult. It will never ever happen but imagine.
>>2684399>5/6 won the stakes >fine is still not even close to winning anything Feel bad for her.
If i don't luck decent Tachyon cards with 200 rolls I'm killing myself
>>2684399basedfuck mechanics
>>2684406Isn't she alright for this CM?
>>26843911.5x sounds too big when compared to an anime head, but assuming you aren't playing around with wacky perspectives, having thighs are thick as her head/face isn't out of the question.
>>2684398Oi slander will not be tolerated
>>2684398how do you guys decide what's a good or a bad track
>>2684406I made A FUCKING AMAZING FINE, YOU ALL WOULD HAVE SEEN...but then I didn't make it into the rooms, my fine was fast as fuck but her toreina was slow...
drawbros, real?
>>2684398I've won like 9 CMs and I still have no fucking idea what images like this meanLike if you'd ask me what accels work and which don't I have no goddamn idea
>>2684415Possibly retarded question but why don't we make 3 Stakes rooms all at once and post them together giving more trainers opportunities to make it in?
>>2684419idk, I don't post my stuff to social media
>>2684412>that time McQueen beat a bunch of dirters on their own track
>>2684409Wedding fine doesn't get any accel from her unique on this track unfortunately, she's aight due to neck and neck but not even close to best
>>2684421the toreina race is part of the fun
>>2684421segregregregation
>>2684413>look at when the late race starts>depending on which accels apply different umas and styles are viable pic reln this specific track XOgurin's ult is at peak power because the late race starts just after her ult procs with 777 so it's basically Xoggyslop.
>>2684419I know that feel...
>>2684410DOES SHE HAVE ANY OTHER POSE
>>2684398look at this flat fuck
>>2684433Yes, the one where she shows you her armpit.
>>2684419Yes a bit. I think your brain gets used to the image and when you see it again after a day you start seeing mistakes you weren't noticing before. That's why for big or detailed pieces I wait a bit before posting, so that I can notice mistakes before posting it on socials
>>2684421No one is going to be 100% happy with the stakes or how it's handled, we change how things work every time and it's just the way it is. I stopped caring since no one else runs my wife and I'm tired of the meltdown that happens every stakes thread over it.
>>2684433A good character design is one which can be identified by their silhouette alone
>>2684419This is me every time I (rarely) post a drawing here even though everyone seems to appreciate it when I do.
You will NEVER MLB tachyon with your current plans. You WILL be digging into your wit Ramnou stash. You WILL NOT be able to afford your uma pulls.
>>2684430Isn't it 4-5 seconds after the 777m mark? That's not great.
>>2684445>off by one again
IMPORTANT ZUMA UPDATE: Her butt is visible in her casual fit
Speaking of people complaining about the Stakes, remember when torenas got upset that Kita wasn't a legit win?They're real quiet now, though.
>>2684445
>>2684421I like the chaos, the only thing that should always be is two hosts.
>>2684441I was just thinking it would promote more diversity in the rooms, I don't give a fuck about the /vg/broken or slowniggers
>>2684446Festive Miracle is scaled to 10 seconds on a 2000m track
>>2684450It's the same retard as always. He legit complains about soullessness every stakes
>>2684419I don't care anymore because I don't consider myself an artist anyways. I just make MSpaint shitpost because I'm bored and have nothing better to do, and that doesn't happen very often.
>>2684449>casualnormal racing outfit as well, HOLY
>>2684450Dia-chan took care of the witnesses
>>2684368Saved, thanks
>>2684450I am upset about every uma that "wins" the stakes with only 2 race victories. I will never view them as Q/v/eens.
>>2684421Because it adds to the randomness of the whole thing, if there's a guy with a giganigga uma and he's not fast enough, anything can happen. He might make it into one room, win, and fail to get into the following room. Or the room composition might be entirely different since the same people can't join every single room.
>>2684419When you draw something and then look back at it a day later, you'll start noticing all the flaws and imperfections that previously escaped you, yes.Your mind glosses over things when you've spent several hours doing nothing but looking at the same piece of art. That's why a common trick while you're drawing is to occasionally mirror your canvas and check if anything now stands out to you.
>>2684454 It WON'T promote diversity, if you want diversity you need the slower trainers to join. It's the same trainers that join each room every time.
>>2684449>>2684461Why did cygames allow this
>>2684445if you're going to doompost at least do a real scenarioramonu is so far away you can hard dump on tachyon, even roll for rickey and go to ZERO carrots and still have plenty of time to save for ramonu.
>>2684449Noted and added to my drawing ideas folders.Related, but did umaviewer get updated to work with the new patch?
>>2684469>It's the same trainers that join each room every time.This isn't even true, it was my first time joining one. You know the replays are public right?
>>2684469What? That's the point, there's 3 rooms posted at the same time so that people have to pick one and can't join all 3 during the rush.
>>2684456Nevermind, I was just thinking backwards. I thought her skill activated after late races starts.
>>2684474i just downloaded it again, put it in the separate folder, and it worked. dunno whether anything was actually changed
>>2684444>rarelyPost more!
>>2684475He quite literally invents scenarios to get angry about
Aye boss, got a full team how about some CM rooms
>>2684487you first
>>2684487Im down for rooms too
>>2684419Not even a drawfag but made picrel. Everytime I see it posted I can never unesee how jittery the tracking of the face is and that there's a weird zoom in the first part that doesn't exist in the original gif.
>>2684487If you make rooms, they will come
>>2684483I contribooted to /v/ma-chan and may start drawing actual concepts if I get any more ideas.I also want to draw Windy attempting to bashed Doto's head in, so we'll see. I should go get some beer and see what happens.
>>2684493Both of those things add to the unsettling feeling of the gif though
>>2684493>made picreli will never forgive you for this one. actual PTSD inducing gif
>>2684498I suppose, but whenever I see it I still think back to what if I had just fixed it so it doesn't look jank.>>2684500Wuv you!
>>2684419Not a drawfag but I get the same feeling for the creative adjacent shit I do post to social media.
>>2684497I have a design sketched out too but atm waiting for GL to finish it up, i made mine have a very, very fat ass.
>>2684493The zoom makes it funnier desuHappy little accidents.
>Festa actually procced her card ability on a giga training when i had low energyI was so blindsided i legit had no idea what was happening. I thought it was a visual bug until i remembered her ability.
Is it worth to invest into fronts for a secondary style when they are so SSR heavy?
>not even a week and already got debuff golshi parents followedimagine rolling on this character LOL
>>2684493It's like Russian roulette whether you're going to get the version where she doesn't turn around, the cursed spe face, or normal Teio
>need moar references for Kitasan's footwear>go 2 umaviewer>bro what? i know Alegria gets flak for her shoes, but what the hell is this? thighhighs with sandals? or are there boots with separated toes?
Sprint Slop, not posting results. Drinking and eating as it is.524510025245100252451002
>Saved the game with her banner>Saved newfags with her rerun>Saved us from unity with the anni>Now saved us from MANTDeadass, is she the GOAT?
>>2684514>thighhighs with sandals?Looks hot as fuck, Kitasan makes me feral
>>2684520how did kita save us from mant
>>2684520pits of the franchise
>>2684520Not even Akikawa's private military could get my tongue off her body
>>2684520Holy armpitussy
>>2684514https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabi
>>2684514Im pretty sure they are sandals, but shoes like that exist
>>2684520I want to feel the course stubble of her underarms on my tongue.
>>2684520She IS the goat
>>2684532>>2684530fuck...>>2684533based and same
>>2684479Oh, I just needed to update and change a few things, and I got it working again. Now I can finally share an important Spe-detail I noticed a while ago!>>2684514The socks with sandals thing is a common motif in Japanese-style footwear for games like these. And Kita's thighhighs/shoes are incredible imo.
I just did a stud career and lost ura finale finals to cocon and glasse why didn't anybody tell me I needed to buy skills before the end of the career now
What happened today was there another patch?
>>2684541Nah
>>2684541yeah they've deleted fronts
I couldn't join and I need to test out my UGly umas, more rooms pls?
Hand on your heart, is your oshi's song good? Stinky Baldy fags need not respond.
What is more prestiferous Claw Connoisseur or [Waifu] Completionist?
>>2684539Riko's trainees have always been run killers if you're not careful, what do you mean?
Many of you need to take classes on Japanese culture
>>2684551Grass wonder....
>>2684548Completionist depends entirerly on the uma. Not even the slightest bit impressive on umas who can run both turf and dirt like taiki, pasa and oguri, whilst on someone like urara it's the holy grail of oshidom. Claw connoisseur only requires you to get lucky once, completionist for hard umas require dedication.I'd say completionist on most umas > expert > claw > easy completionist
>>2684551Shut up, Grass>>2684547my oshi is too Newma for her to have a song, sadly. Though she came out like 20 months ago i believe
Give me success chances for these three gamble moves this CM:>Rushing gale>corner acceleration>gold ignited power
>>2684541Yeah autoplay got added, start a career and test it out
>>2684541They announced 2 things JP got really late for us in the 1.5 anni autocareer and 4k 60fps. How are the chinks taking this? Fuck em
>>2684558>rushing galeExtremely bad>CCLike a 20% chance of succeeding>ignited powerDecent gamble
Wuv you...
HOST SOME FACKING ROOMS
Why are some of you neighas alergic to just hosting one yourself? It takes 20 seconds to set one up, surely you're not that lazy, right?
How do I stop sulking about my skill issue?
>>2684563
>>2684523As the current queen of /v/ma. Everything that happens between the previous and next stakes is due to her.
>>2684547it's unexpectedly good for putting in a rhythm game and i'd break my fingers trying to perfect it if it was the case
Are you guys SURE no stopping me is a skip?Half of these rooms have umas with it...
>>2684567Getting better, everyone can hit UG now. You dont even have to put in much effort, just play the game and you'll get good umas
>>2684567alcohol? or distract yourself by doing something else, like drawing or other vidya
>>2684547It's perfect for her.
>>2684570Digigoat?
>>2684572NSM is not that amazing, but it is cheap and a gamble. The shorter the track the worse it tends to he
>>2684547I don't care about any of the idolslop songs except tracen ondo that one is funny
>>2684517i'll post results because everyone here called her glue and she was very upset
>>2684547Nanobros......
Did they unironically edit support chains? This is the 4th run today where one didn't start until after senior year summer.
>>2684564I still have no aces.
>>2684574>everyone can hit UG nowThat's the problem, I can't no matter what I do
>>2684586no they haven't
>>2684586I'm also thinking they're bugged. Half of my careers one of my two SSR chains don't finish. Previously even three were almost guaranteed to complete.
>>2684589press wit
>>2684583dont worry my umas are the real glue, despite the big pretty "UG" letters they never in a room
>>2684567Probably not by posting about it here, since you'll get jackasses like this >>2684574 replying to you.
>>2684586Welcome back to Unity
>>2684547>Hand on your heart, is your oshi's song good?Honest to God truth?It's one of the best.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gcw1M53q6I
>>2684558>Rushing galeBad activation timing, most of the time activates during the latter half of the late race or the last spurt>corner accelerationActivates in the midrace most of the time, you'll only get a good activation maybe 10% of the time>gold ignited powerGood gamba
>>2684578>listents is so ass... i'd never play such a chart
>>2684597Not that anon, but I do think UG is hittable for everyone now. Anons who are struggling should post their unity umas to see whats going wrong with them
>>2684586I still occasionally get runs where my chains finish, and naturally they are all ones where I don't get the right inspiration procs.
>>2684601I like how it starts off, but it kinda falls off at the verse IMO. Good that you enjoy it though!
>>2684614Who then? Matafaka?
>This thing will probably win the stakes.
>>2684625Isn't it fantastic?
>>2684625
>>2684624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3YQ85apL0
>>2684625>>2684627i dont want to pick up gardening...
>>2684625I never knew I needed chubby nishino
>>2684630Dictusfags are a thing? I thought you guys were just an urban myth.
>>2684625It'll be Oguri or a late. Lates will eat the weaker paces alive to get into position to get off their accels.
>>2684631Gardening can be pretty relaxing, though depending on the size of the garden it can also be bullshit
>>2684630Great taste
>>2684547She doesn't get one.
>>2684639it's just one more year...
I'm down to 50k, I hope it's enough for >Agnes
>>2684655Should be once the 1.5 aniv gibs start to trickle in and with the 60(?) free pulls we get. You should be able to double spark it.
>>2684615I am literally using the same decks and everything everyone tells me and I still can't do it
>>2684639As the SOLE dictusfag from the old days I am glad that people are starting to appreciate big, thick dic.
>>2684660Uhhh....you talking about dictus?
>>2684618The synthwork is ichiban throughout. It's actually incomprehensible to me how the composer balanced so many voices so subtly that you probably didn't notice they exist.
>>2684660>big, thick dic.
>>2684639>>2684648>>2684651>>2684660I thought being a Marvelousfag was sufferingDictus is so late in the schedule AND youhave to roll her 10 times to get her costume
>>2684655You're fine anon
>>2684658Post deck and uma
>>2684547Nope
>>2684655I have 25k. We'll take what we can get.
>>2684649Palmer doesn't have a solo? How? Even Helios has one
>Done with my 5 borrows like 5 hours ago>Took a nap and played some other shit>I might even start working out with the free time I haveMANT was really a fucked up time period for me and they say that GL will be even faster.
>>2684670hey, Super Strong S is alright imo
>>2684672They skipped Fuji and Palma for some reason.
>>2684660Not gonna lie Dictus' design would completely slay me if she had some Super Creekers on her.You know, some Meisho Dotos. A big 'ol pair of Marvelous Sundays.
>2684670Shoot this man.
>>2684670Neigha it's good.
>>2684666it's actually easier since you need only one and the rest is statues2700 to 5*, not a big deal
>>2684674i'm crash and burning 5 haru MANT runs right now.i dont even have to do the win condition because I made her front run and she won anyways.
>>2684672Neglected by Cygames... I just want to hear Palmer sing some really sappy love song.
>>2684547Very good, I am baised but it's also true
Post the uma you give the least of a shit about and say something nice about herI like her bane mask
>>2684690Who the FUCK os this
Palmerfags have GSK and think they need more. Their greed knows no end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
>>2684690I like her weird bug eyes
>>2684684Making Haru race as a front is standard practice if you're actually trying to win her career.
>>2684690I cant do that because I know there's umas out there that I don't know anything about.
>>2684690Does anyone actually like believe
>>2684692Believe>>2684690Shes an obscure uma... for you
>>2684700I believe so
>>2684694This song SUCKS though
I don't like the TP and borrow system. I just want to play the game whenever i feel like it.
So did the stats get better in MANT too or did it stay exactly the same?
Is there ANY chance cygays bundles the goddesses and ramonu together?
>>2684707FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
>>2684708cool everyone has 500 TP healing items so you have no point
>>2684690It's hard because all of the umas I don't care about aren't in global in any capacity so I just don't know anything about them.But Fusaichi Pandora has ruffalable hair and I bet she'd have a cute reaction.
>>2684341I want her alt more because of her delicious back
>>2684708Neither do I, spending TP fot spark rerolls sucks
>>2684709Mant got a 1900 stamina cap, check it out anon!
>>2684708>i want to play videogamesis this how it was like in the old /v/?>>2684714fucking based. it also shows her pits more
>>2684690Having an actual literal optimal team is giving me a little more confidence as I enter the loathsome sprintcasino so I appreciate Taiki for being there for me.
>>2684709If you're asking about whether MANT got buffed caps, yes
>>2684714this twink has a long ass neck
>>2684717>/v/ >playing vidyaRumao
>>2684537I love this POV so much it drives me crazy. It's one of my fantasies to be the big spoon and hold a girl from behind like this while she looks up at me, maybe even settle the back of her head on my chest like a pillow. God, I'm so lonely.
>>2684547I like it, yeah. It's not quite as catchy as some of the other ones I've heard, but I think it suits her wellIMO it kinda sounds like something out of a musical, which is an interesting change of pace compared to most of the other umas' songs
>>2684723thats why i specified old /v/. i am quite aware that nu/v/ doesnt, thats why im playing gachas and vns
>>2684713this looks like an Uma that is only good for her body
>>2684694It's more of a jingle like that one Amazon cooking song. It's catchy bot not a real song.
>already done for sprintsloppa CMWHAT NOW
>just remembered there are people that rolled on NTR and Fuki banner
>>2684547Well fuck you, too. I bet you'd feel bad if your oshi didn't have a song.
>>2684730Your optimized dirt parents for Rickey?
>>2684547Yeah but its not "her" song because she can't have anything without her stupid chud friend intruding on it
>>2684730Dirt parents
>>2684730get to work on those dirt parents so you can mutate your Dirt G oshi to A.You are going to run your oshi for CM17 right?
>>2684716>>2684720I mean stat gains or anything. No point of bigger caps if the mechanics or gains didn't change.
>>2684731>Gave 100 more rolls>Got MLB NTRNo regrets m8
>>2684731I don't regret it.
>>2684721>twinkbroski, she will fold you
so with the new stamina changes, does investing a lot into extra stamina do anything now? Does having extra recoveries now convert into better positioning and accel?
>>2684724I get you. The nape is a very sexy area of the body
>>2684721gentildonna...
>>2684731Peeps are still using NTR. In fact the gaslight was them telling everyone not to roll on her. You see her on most of the top anons decks.
>>2684547I like it, it has an old school feel to it.https://youtu.be/U38_oDK-POw?si=MAycAwqvEVLtSWn3
>>2684744Not yet, those mechanics are introduced in the 2.5 anni
>>2684700I actually really dig her design but I don't know anything about her.
>>2684735There's no Tachyon cameo in Cafe's though?
>>2684747NTR posted this
>>2684694I want a Palmer song... Palmer should be allowed to be a little greedy, fuck you.
>>2684729>not a real songoh boy
>>2684747lmao
>All this incest and Maru genesThis can't be good for my trainee, right?
>>2684547I doubt people rank hers very highly but I love it and listen to it at least once a day.
>>2684748Don't look up the English lyrics to this, you'll fall in love.
YO WTF SEX SHIP INCOMING
>>2684764MAKWEEN
>>2684764TEIO
>>2684724Damn that's a romantic scene.
>>2684764ENTER SPECHUD
>>2684762Shit I forgot to link ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNwHqZ5gQgQ
>>2684764Healer Grass
>>2684764Anime McQueen (doesn't suck anymore)
>>2684764I CAST BRICK
>>2684547I like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_3Ej4tvSs
>>2684547https://youtu.be/uYAIdoYIbH4It's both very fitting for her, and reminds me of my youth's music, so I couldn't be happier.
>>2684764TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>2684764HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMI
>>2684772>(doesn't suck anymore)haha yeah
>>2684764>
>>2684764
>>2684764NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2684783AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEEENTER
>>2684783VILLAIN
>>2684783SAVED ACCOUNT
>>2684773based
>>2684783Villainous.
>>2684547Yes, but some can't seem to appreciate how good it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbpbQ56LWDw
>>2684783
>>2684783ENTER
>>2684783YES
>>2684775She's so cool...
>>2684783MY MONITOR IS FUCKING SHAKING
>>2684783THE ALPHA OF AWETHE BRUTE OF BRAWNTHE CULTIVATOR OF CLASS
>>2684791Everybody loves this song thoughever
why can't we clock agemasen cards
>>2684791never let bro cook again
>>2684775>reminds me of my youth's musicYou neighas are way too old
>>2684730Log into my account and make my aces because I am fucking dogshit at this game and can't be fixed
So what's the consensus?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFRf_LuwUA
>>2684547TE WO NOBASHITAYAMI O KAKENUKERU MABUSHII SONO HIKARINAZE MOETE IRU OSAEKIRENAI INOCHI GA IMATADA SAKENDE IRU “IKITA AKASHI NI NARE”ATSUI TAMASHII WO TAGIRASETE IRU SORE DAKE (MASSHIRO NI OMOKU NO SHIKAKARU KIBOU) SEKAI WA (DATTA HAZU NO SHITSURYOU DAICHI WO KETTA HANDOU KARA) SO GLORY(SORA NI KURAITSUKU HOSHI NI NARE) MABURANDE
>>2684791HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>2684775Not a fan of Blaze, but holy shit Brian is fucking amazing in Blow my Gale.
>>2684814This along with Yukoma Roman Junjoha are absolute earkino.
>>2684814Pretty dogshitThese two songs from a previous food scenario are 10 times betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>2684763People usually like Neicha but most people think she's pretty generic and plain, so they forget about her pretty fast and move on to the more wacky umas. I really liked her mindset and how playful she can be. She also strikes a nice balance between being dependent and dependable.
>>2684828Neicha is the most stable(heh) uma in terms of personality. I really like the girl next door vibe she has and how flirty she is.
Aye faggots. Got a bite.782986808654
>>2684828>so they forget about her pretty fast and move on to the more wacky umasThe fuck are you on about? Neicha is incredibly popular.
>actually did all my 5 borrows >for 3 days in a row
der/v/ just rescued a recruit on /v/. I'm happy for them.
>>>/v/742596957Paging Dr Dancho!
Yuuup, time to have the worst trainings of my life
>>2684828Nah. The real reason people forget about her is because her kit looks like this.
>>2684791HALLO HALLO HOWDY HOWDY!
>>2684845Same here, anytime I get a natural highroll it ends up being a lowroll.
>>2684837As a waifu I mean, not that she isn't popular.
Should the parent race be held off for another week to give people more time considering the changes to the scenarios?
>>2684853I already have aces
>>2684853Unity takes so little it doesn't matter
>>2684841>archive level6 7 haha!
>>2684853Hell no, it's super quick to do
>>2684809but bro was grillin earlier
How is der/v/ so good at recruiting?
>>2684866They have refined the art of manipulation for a very long time.
Anyone up for some rooms?
>>2684868Gladly
>>2684867I like how der/v/ somehow got roped into a similar Semitic role to Oy neigh.
ENTEROUR HEROES
>>2684872Only two of those are my heroes.
>>2684872I could beat at least 3 of these Umas in a fist fight
>>2684872...and mejiro dober!
>>2684872Air shakur would literally not fucking do this
Training pass when?
Why is late Wedding Mayano's winrate so absurdly high?
>>2684880Trainer pass was implemented with UAF though Taiwan got it with MANT. Dont expect it anytime soon
>>2684880Why does Los Angeles get everything?
>>2684882>sample size
>>2684872Yeppers spotted
>>2684892WHAT IS YEPPING?? DOES SHE DO IT FROM HER PUSSY?
>3 infirmary trips to fix fat fuck metabolism>miss a double purple speed ballend my fucking life
>>2684880>independent training>even when the app is closedOh so that's why the new auto can run any scenario. I accidentally ran it on GL yesterday.
>Lose yourself has been changed to Claw ForwardSay it ain't so
>>2684895Yeppers yeps from her yepper, bro.
>>2684889Sure but the top one has 171 races run with a 43% adjusted winrate(I actually have no idea what this means but is significantly higher than any other Uma) and she looks like nothing special. Is her unique just that good on this track or something?
>>2684899Do NOT look at the localization of monster
>>2684896feederfags get what they deserve
>>2684905Yeah, a boner
>>2684899Look at christmas oguris translations right fucking now
Who thought this was a good idea
>>2684910What's wrong with it?
>>2684903She has double debuffers in her team artificially increasing her WR.
>>2684872How much did they bribe Shakur to do this
>>2684882Because she's not. I know actually looking at the data is scary, but there's a single whale oshirunning her with double debuffers and you could tell this by simply clicking on it, you fucking retard.
>60fps but only for concertsfucking why?
>>2684914Two sticks of RAM>>2684911>random point on a random straight
>>2684903Not a terrible activation desu neigh.
Anyone here running summer taiki this cm? I can't for the life of me figure out why she won't proc her unique.
>>2684899The translation makes me enjoy this game less, I think I will message Cygames about this and how it makes me want to spend less money
Could it be....
>>2684921Literal best uma, post yours
Someone host rooms already this is getting annoying
I want roomsno im not hostingim not joining eitheri dont even have umamusume installed
>>2684849>Fast learner>Sprint S>Also had sex with her parents on the next room>>>>LowrollKill me lads. Just revoke my trainer's license
>>2684928There's prob a guy that says this unironically
>>2684915>End CloserMan you are being a faggot for literally no reason and then you don't even post the correct style. Yes I'm aware the sample size for Mayano as a whole is small but this one single Mayano has a lot of races run and her winrate is really high when she's nothing special in comparison to other lates running the same strategy.
>>2684928Everyone here is just a shitter that's too scared to face me
>>2684928I'm also looking for clubs who are pushing to A+ btw
>>2684925Light as a feather and burning power (gold) is cut off.
>>2684841I am that anon from /v/. I applied to der/v/, with /v/ in my comment (I am open to joining other clubs, but I assume it was the club recruiting).Will that interfere with anything?
>>2684913So debuff = win?
>>2684939You'll be okay!
>>2684932Click on the fucking overperforming uma, see a whale deck + 2 debuffers, and then think for a couple seconds as to how she could have a high individual winrate. I'm so fucking tired of explaining things to retards like yourself who make kneejerk reactions from a glance at the data and as such shouldn't be trusted with it.
>>2684930>Also had sex with her parentsWould've been better if you had sex with her instead, sexing her dad is kinda gay...
>>2684934Definite proof yuros don't play the game cuz burgers are always up for hosting and racing.
3833 2085Leo CM 15
>>2684951>6/15
>>2684948You having a bad day, bud? Fireworks going off outside making you cranky?
>>2684948>I hate explaining things!>explains thingI think you just like getting angry, which means we should continue to do it.
>>2684939Now we only need to wait for danchou to awaken from his slumber to accept your request.
>>2684951>15This isn't cm conditions wtf man!
>>2684959Flower won't unlock his shackles.
>>2684959Bros, why is grass such a cunt...
>>2684949trainer-on-trainer action is the best tho, ask your danchou
>>2684963She started it.
>>2684951>not a cm roomSHANT
>>2684939Nah you are ok, no need to apply to other clubs, just wait for danchou to get in the game and you'll be in
>>2684956You're right, I should start just posting le smiling oguri and telling them to do it. Thanks, anon
>>2684963The Shogun must not suffer any slight.
>>2684965>>2684959I like those comics where El talks about Grass' fat Kentucky ass and she gets really upset about it
took me 4 fucking hours, goddamn. ALL HAIL KITAQUEEN! DEATH TO THE FLATLINERS!
>>2684975KEKI hope this happens, I need flatniggers to die
>>26849751 more day until I kick all flatliners
>>2684951More room available.
Scary team
>>2684975Wait why am I in this picture I'm not flatlining I was just killing McQueens AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2684975LMAO, this is great, thanks
>>2684980Dude just remake the lobby with 9 max. Nobody wants to do a CM room with mob umas.
HOST THE FUCKING ROOMS ALREADY
>>2684974Ass Wonder...
>>2684985This
>>2684975All flatniggers should die!
>>2684975kek needs a sad/terrified face on the toreinah
>>2684980I'll join fun lobbies are fun
>>2684975Can I be killed too? Because Unity makes me wanna die.
>>2684975also, drawing thighs is difficult. ive no idea how drawchads do lewds
>>2684981how does someone manage being a trainer for 4 gyaru whoreses
>>2684991NO ITEMSINARI ONE ONLYFINAL DESTINATION
>>2684975I see those thighs. You did good!
>>2684991>F*n
>>2684998They aren't whores
>>2684944>>2684959>>2684970Thank you, Trainers!
>>2685000Thanks!>>2684990im really shit at drawing sad expressions specifically. best youre going to get out of me
>>2684882Her ult is good, her kit is terribly bad for short distances
>>2685006Except for Jordan.
>My club is sliming every flatliner tomorrowCANT WAIT
Under optimal circumstances, can fronts win?
Can't wait for half the clubs being half empty
>>2685018I have seen a few of them win
>>2685016>b-but flatliners are also part of the clu-
>>2685018Yeah for sure, fronts are on the weaker side but they can 100% win. Solo front is pretty viable now
>>2685014Fuck you, my daughter is not a whore
>>2684951Oguri Cap won. Thank you for joining the hosted room.
>>2684986I DON'T HAVE MY TEAM READYFUCK OFF
>>2685019>have two half empty clubs>now have a full clubOkay?
>>2685026Truly sprintcasino, thanks for hosting
>>2685024gaslight dancer all the Frontfags have been in hiding for several days now because they can't win
>>2685027Thats your problem, I got a full UG squad ready for testin.
>>2685026This is how I feel trying to get UG
>>2685029Not looking good for der/v/mapyoi!
>>2684783THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HER AS SHE GOESTHERE GOES MY HEROSHE'S ORDINARY
>>2685027I think most people are pretty much done, get to grinding
>>2685032>>2685036Stop gloating, some people can't even reach the required rank
>>2684975Holy sovl, amazing work
>>2685037>required rankLOOK AT HIMPOINT FINGERS AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>2684648Wait a minute. Temple tips?
>>2685018>>2685024No, they cannot. Can they steal a win every once in a while? Sure. But if you run fronts for Leo you are going to group B 100%.
>>2685037>noooooo you can't be preparedMaybe stop flatlining and play the game faggot>b-b-but im not Play more, you can do your borrows in 1 hour and a half>b-b-b-butGet to grinding faggot.
>>2684783LA LLUVIA DE ARROZ
>>2684764>>2684783Dude I got akikawa'd jumpscared twice in a row when the banner came out and got duplicate spechan and fine motion. Still not as bad as getting spooked on support pulls though that shit is beyond miserable.
>>2685043Thats why I specified solo front. Its not a bad strategy to run 1 front 2 paces if you really want to.
>>2685044I am playing as much as I can and I am not improving
>>2685047You're running an Uma that cannot win while with 3 paces any of them could pop off on any race
>>2685037See>>2684583GET TO GRINDING. There's no more excuses to not play the game.
>>2685037I just don't have any aces because I fucking suck at Unity. And yes, I did my 5 borrows the past few days. I even did an extra run with my own parents.
>>2685025Bro she wears a shirt that says, "Umanko" on it out in public
>>2684583>>i'll post results because everyone here called her glue and she was very upsetIt's sprint casino, literally anyone can get lucky and win so long as it's not like a S shitter.
>>2685043Using a runaway front is actually good since it allows your GW/Uma Stan pacers to never PDM at all.
>>2685057LMAO
>>2685059but wouldn't that help the other pacers too?
>>2685052>You're running an Uma that cannot win while with 3 paces any of them could pop off on any raceRunaway and solo front can definetely win, often? No one said that. But the question was>under optimal circumstances Fronts definetely have win cons, we've literally seen anons here incorporate fronts into their team builds. Just not going full front
>>2685053Even less by the end of the month, right?
>>2685036I don't have a single good sprint spark, the URA farming was pretty bad overall so I'm stuck to borrows for my aces
>>2685062So? You're cucking backliners. Your paces ARE better than other paces right anon?
HostanLeo 2 test bring any.48270448
>>2685068>cucking backlinersMost rooms are like 7 pacers and 2 backliners/debuffers, you're not cucking anyone
Why is WCurren supposedly better than OG Curren? Mostly curious about the ult
>>2685069Hell yeah, thank you for hosting bro
>>2685072Way easier to activate at a much better place.
>>2685072OG Curren requires you to pass someone at the right timing to get speed carryover and accel. Wedding Curren is just be in 2-4 lol
>>2685072On passing uniques are bad
>>2685070Completely denying two positions a win con is pretty worth it. Just gotta make sure your paces are the best.
>>2685079She was pretty consistent for me in the first sprint CM
>>2685077>>2685079NTA but, what's the difference between Passing and Is overtaking?
A /vg/nigger is stealing recruits in the /v/ threads
WHERE THE ROOMS
>>2685069I guess dominators actually work. GG
>>2685084Okay? I don't care about what happens in /v/.
>>2685084I don't care about /v/
>>2685084Stop shitflinging you are the retard in this situation.
>>2685085HOST!THEM!YOURSELF!
BRING ME THE ROOMSI WANT TO TEST MYSELF
Oy neigh (currently A+) has one open slot!We have no quotas, just don't go inactive for more than 7 days without prior notice.Post your ID, or put "/v/" somewhere in your profile description and send us a join request.>Club ID: 120256139
>>2685057Your Uma is a whore
You guys are too lazy fine I'll make again45597217
>>2685084Not that it's important but I have nooticed there seems to be an uptick on /vg/ impeding on us either just to troll or whatever. Best to not mention them here, but I agree it's a bit retarded for them to do recruiting on /v/.
>>2685084>"GET OUT OF MY TURF REEEEEE I'LL CALL MY /vm/BROS"What the hell are you doing you omega autist
So when are we going to consolidate clubs?
Rooms?Yada.
What's the opposite of yada?
>>2685111Aday
>>2685100Sprint S and capped speed is a lie.More 48390501
>>2685087>>2685089>>2685090>>2685106We can barely recruit here and we use /v/ exactly for that purpose, one of our clubs LITERALLY just recruited someone from there, we've been respectful with /uma/ by noy advertising here and you are allowing this? Are you retarded?>>2685105Glad someone understands
>>2685105>there seems to be an uptick on /vg/ impeding on us either just to troll or whatever.Dude, there really isn't. Stop thinking about them, i don't think about them, they don't think about us. It's that simple.
>>2685115>We can barely recruit hereumm acktually, didn't we get the most recruits after moving here? we don't need /v/ anymore, they can have it.
Can we not have this fucking discussion every other thread
>>2685115Take your retarded drama somewhere else. I don't give a shit about what goes on le heckin vee gee. Are you a woman? Let me talk about the game in peace.
>gets 1-2nd place>loses by a neck because of that
>>2685115Bro it's an anonymous forum, it's not OUR thread or OUR board, if they want to advertise there too are you gonna have a thread shitting melty there? Because we are supposedly the only ones that can do it? According to who? Are you a troll or an imbecile?
>>2685121Hide the stub and ignore the retards seething. I wanna run rooms.
So, solo fronts. Which would be the hypothetical best one?
>>2685122This is going on in /v/ not /vg/>>2685124It's about respect, we never recruited there because can behave, this isn't even the first time it happend and we told them to fuck off as well, are you trolling?https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2422433/#q2422499
>>2685128vBourbon
>>2685128In general or for a CM?
>>2685129anon, /vm/ is not /v/
>>2685128I'm personally using runaway suzie
>>2685114My wife won so that's enough for today.
>>2685118Neigha I've been in the past couple of /v/ threads where they've been obviously trying to troll people. I was in the thread the other day when niggers were linking to /uma/ for no reason to get everyone to feel bad over some fake shit.I'm not doing anything wrong by recognizing it and commenting on it. Don't make it worse than it needs to be.>inb4 some dumb attempt to get the last word in by being passive aggressive and justifying it by saying "I'll stop now" and making things worse
>>2685132I see the problem, you are probably a newfag, we are /v/ and /vm/ we use /v/ to recruit and to get old regulars back. Hope you understand
>>2685129You are severely low IQ and are dragging the thread into this retarded discussion, because you want us to go shit up that thread, since supposedly WE are the only ones that can recruit there and someone from /vg/ dared to do it too. And you are now shitting up 2 threads at the same time, here and on /v/.Please kill yourself. Unironic antisocial behaviour
>all these deboofer compsI WANT OFF MS GOLD SHIPS WILD RIDE
>>2685134Based Wife Groove. I hope mine does well.
>>2685134>Wins and leavesFUCK YOUjk wuv you and gg
>>2685141>Bro they won't do anythi-ACK
>>2685141>no fronts in any comp
>>2685141Hopefully they speed up the debuffer ban, this is getting ridiculous
>>2685149Look at the underperformers.
>>2685141Where did all the wholesome Frontkeks go? I thought they were strong "first" rate trainers.
>>2685151ACK!
>>2685152Im still running my favorites and you're still seething
>>2685152Nooticing how nobody gives endkeks shit for not running them
Ogurin's Triumphant Pulse is the Platonic Form of an ult. Uniques peaked with this day one uma and anything more complicated that Triumphant Pulse should have never been added to the game. All these newma ults are the creations of deeply twisted, sick, and perverted minds that should be studied in asylums or be locked away for the good of society. Look at pic rel and tell me that the soul this sprang forth from is not rotten to the core. Anyone devising such distorted and reprobate nightmares should be beaten to death to restore order in this world.
>>2685160Oguri's unique violates the NAP
>>2685140You genuinely don't get it, wow impressive, enjoy your club's death
>>2685152I see your still seething from the buttraping we gave you
How high is retention gotta climb? I average like 870k and dont wanna remake shit
MAMBOniggers are persona non grata on /v/ma now
>>2685166Gold ship is back on the menu
>>2685158People do run end closers though. The ones that don't have G aptitude that is.
>>2685167I like the daiwaCHAD though, he's incredibly based.
>>2685160It makes me laugh that Pulse is so OP that even a summer Bamboo Memory (who is actually very strong) a year 4 uma has a weaker version of Triumphant Pulse as a unique
>>2685167Eh, some of them join rooms and are good posters
>>2685172They just broke the non-aggression pact
>the cheater posted his ID on /v/What the fuck? He's one of us??
>>2685167Machitan?
>>2685177>failing the witcheckAnon....it's a joke, he hasn't logged in for 4 fuckin days.
>>2685158I'm still in the process of trying to get lucky with my first mutation. But if I can actually make my Teio ace in time, I have another idea up my sleeves. Not with these parents though, maybe I need to make a sprint Ryan.
>>2685177Its a joke bro, I could post biffs ID rn and say im looking for a club
>>2685179
>>2685160As somebody whose oshiwife has a unique that is just Pulse with extra steps it pisses me off
I find that Runaway/Pace/Pace in CM16 is almost (if not) just as consistent as Front/Pace/Pace in CM9, and I'm winning most rooms with it. If I lose another sprint CM with 80%+ WR I'm gonna fucking lose it.
>>2685179>witcheck
>>2685182i think i should rewatch Akagi for more reaction images like this lmao
>fast learnerIM GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>2685186Aye lemme see that team brontosaurus, host a room or two
>>2685140There is a case to be made about the lack of respect from them, we literally never advertised there and they are stealing recruits that could benefit our club, it's genuine rude behavior
>another day, another 5 borrows without sprint AGODFUCKING DAMMIT
>>2685186I find that to be a really strong comp too, adding a runaway to your team just gives so much value.
>>2685189>gloatingGlueSuper glue even
>>2685192Sometimes shit just won't hit no matter what your parents look like. I went through that last CM and it make me want to kill myself.
>>2685193How does it give value? She's gets overtaken every time.
is this good enough for CM16?
is there a fast learner hat in OGC?
Choose one
>>2685200It's Bakushit.
>>2685181>biffDON'T YOU MENTION HIS NAMEYOU DON'T GET TO MENTION HIS NAMEYOU'RE A DEAD MAN
>>2685202You need that wit
>>2685191NTA but, look at it from less of the POV of malicious intent and more from the POV of ignorance, most of the other board doesn't come here. A small minority of cool people come here to run rooms and have fun but for the most part they stick to themselves (good). They're not gonna magically know that we hold a dubious claim over a board we don't even use anymore, ultimately. It was a joke not even a real request for a club, and how do you know that's not malicious shitposting just how we claim that der/v/ advertising there was malicious shitposting?. There's just no point in throwing a fit over it, we don't have an enforcement mechanism nor a claim of sovereignty. If they were advertising HERE thats another thing like what happened with tamalove but that got solved diplomatically. Truth is that there's nothing but common decency as an enforcement of made up rules, anyone can break em and nobody will be punished. There's just no point in riling oneself up about drama when most people just wanna chill and talk about the game.
>>2685202there is not a single situation where you do not pick wit
>>2685191I'll play devil's advocate. why should we have 2 boards to recruit, both here and /v/, while they keep themselves only on 1, on /vg/?. It made sense when we populated /v/, but since we moved, shouldn't it be considered a free for all neutral ground? Other than a few parasocially nostalgic anons, no one goes there anymore.
>>2685192I can hit Sprint A but I keep getting demolished by SSR chains (and not getting 1200 Power/Wit)
>>2685213>>2685210Picked wit and now gonna pick wit againThanks
>>2685199Sets the pace high so lates and ends cant catch up and denies fronts angling, very occasionally wins and sets your paces up for a win due to nonexistent PDM and always being in 2 or less for position based accel.
>>2685202You're getting distracted by that speed and power training and forgot that Oguri has speed and power bonus. It's much harder to raise wit on her, also that wit has the double rainbow which also has lower chance. Also you still have 2 summer trainings so if you waste your energy now, there's nothing that guarantee you get another wit training to restore your energy.Pick wit.
>>2685217very nice
>>2685200>no blossom >no shootingGLUETRY AGAIN
>>2685212I doubt it's ignorance since he was claiming that we "hate and don't use /v/" so it's "his now". He's just being an ass>>2685214I'll tell you why, /v/ is our original board and we are still finding regulars and recruiting people there, /vm/ is a ghost town where we are pretty much the only active thing on it, meanwhile /vg/ is the fastest video game board and /uma/ one of the fastest and biggest generals there, it's not comparable, we keep both
>>2685201Please just call it GL, and no.
>>2685224To be fair, most of the times when there is a /v/ thread up it dies after a few replies because no one posts there,
Is it true that a /vg/ club recruited here
>>2685232Specifically HERE (as in, in /vm/) no, thats only happened once but we resolved that in good faith a long, long time ago.Did someone try to recruit in /v/ our old board? Yeah, but most of us don't really care.
>>2685232It was probably a troll, but technically, yeah.
>>2685232Not really here.
>>2685232not here, but on /v/. We don't go to /v/ anymore so it's fine.
The thing im most excited about in 1.5 is the ultra sex outfits
>>2685238Falseflag
>>2685239Which ultra sex outfit?
>>2685233>>2685234>>2685236>>2685238Yeah it was the post from /v/ that I saw after seeing the thread. I thought they went here too
>>2685227I shan't.
>>2685206the twist in this game was very stupid
>>2685241
>>2685241The gaze on me outfits, drops with 1.5
>>2685248OH THE SEX INCARNATE OUTFITS ARE DROPPING?
>>2685248YES
>>2685248OH SHI
>>2685084You know most of /vg/ is from /v/ right?Also the clubs here and the clubs on /vg/ have different types of trainers. Lots of /vg/ clubs are A+ and have quotas while the clubs here are more casual
>>2685248GL really dropped by to save the game
>>2685248Do the mejiros act this slutty
>>2685256And uma wasn't popular at all on /v/ until global and /v/ma was coined, where /uma/ had long settled in /vg/ by that point.
>>2685248i thought these were from the island scenario
>>2685254Never forget the NANOing
>>2685260rich girls are the biggest whores
>>2685260All of them do except Palmer.
https://x.com/2007doubletiara/status/2073556370750603756Daiwa says hello
>>2685260>he asked, during the current banner
>>2685262Noppers, gaze on me is the 1.5 anni song, time for an early song of the day!!!! Glory to kitasan!https://youtu.be/TQ6G3oiCz-o
Should I turn Camping Taiki into a late? No. Will I though? I'm gonna try
>>2685224>falling for the most basic level trolling on an anonymous image boardWhere the fuck did you niggers come from? Posting about how /uma/ hates us and shit here while posting about how /vm/a hates them and is shit there is the most simple shitstirring that's stolen from /vt/ where all the schizos are getting bored after the mass emigration
>>2685273>Watch for 20 secs >DiamondsHoly shit
>>2685261>>2685256tbf the current /uma/ are also globalbabs and they stole the general from the JPbros and forced them to rebrand
>>2685261The original /uma/ is now /umaJP/ the actual /uma/ is got taken over by new people and became popular. Same way there were apparently uma threads on /v/ before Global.There's people on /v/ who would rather have quotas and be in more tryhard clubs. Those people can join /vg/ clubs since we literally don't have a club for them
>>2685279>Those people can join /vg/ clubs since we literally don't have a club for themNo thanks! I'll keep being in mine. But yeah, I'm not too worried about recruiting. The well is dry in /v/.
>>2685272speaking of her, is she better than the og? i know golshi is simply garbage, not idea about this fatso
>>2685273Bro what the fuck, am i seriously considering beating it to the outfits.
>>2685281She's worse Brian Blaze, but that doesn't make her useless unlike the other 2 McDonalds
>>2685248>>2685273This is the hottest thing I've ever seen in the game, Jesus Christ the way it hugs their cowtits
>>2685281Best of the mcqueens but still bad, long specialist with brights unique. That's great in paper, but she competes with blaze brian who mogs her
>>2685280>The well is dry in /v/.I think GL is going to make some people come back, a lot of people are also looking at the auto training features and might probably give the game a try. Having a semi active thread on /v/ during the first month of GL doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.
>>2685280>The well is dry in /v/.der/v/ just recruited someone and /vg/ stole another one
>>2685286Yeah, I can agree with that too. We can get a couple former burnouts
>>2685287>/vg/ stole another oneBreh, I know being rage addicted is our whole thing but that was a joke, you can look up the ID and see it was the cheating neigha with the tail nine teio (who hasn't logged in 4 days)
>>2685280what? I'm not telling you to join a /vg/ club.
>>2685286That i will support
>>2685293I wish cygames had high quality models
>>2685293More bouncing cowtits in tight shirts
>>2685293KYUKYUUN RATTACHURA MENI MENIIII
>>2685293I don't like this song or the animations.They insist upon themselves.
>>2685303How do you feel the owners feel about this
>>2685294So I guess he did get banned
>>2685308I'd like to insist myself upon the animations
>>2685303uhhh sound broken?
>>2685308gayest post in the history of /v/ma
>right-handed from fuku>summer runner from Maru/Nakayama hints>Nakayama also has a racecourse event>Firm and Standard are relatively common and easy to farm with NTRim starting to see the light
>>2685303>>2685313I think the original catbox file I made for this broke, my bad, I'll try to fix it, didn't know catbox could 404. I made this video file back on September of 2025
>>2685303There's a 100% chance one of the jockeys or one of the owners nutted to the uma version of their horse
>>2685293Damn, I didn't know Rhein Kraft was that stacked
>>2685314This is /vm/a thoughbeit.
>>2685303BEEblos more like DDblos
>>2685315What parents are you using for rickey follow cultivator? Angling and what
>>2685319"No!"
>>2685316Keep in mind that Catbox is deleting files that haven't been accessed in 2 years from anonymous uploaders. Allot of sound files are gonna be broken soon.
>>2685307KYUKYUN RATTACHURA>
>>2685323This isn't 2 years old though, I made this in September of last year, I'll try another one I made
>>2685326I'm just saying if you make soundposts keep the original audio on the side too.
>>2685315>summer runner
Post yfw HIBIKIWATARE GAIKA YO >(DOKOMADEMO)HIRAKAKETA MIRAI WA MOU >(KONO TE E TO)
>>2685330
>>2685323I fucking love Fenomeno.
>>2685326Ok this one is broken too, I'll try to fix them all, gonna be a hassle>>2685327I genuinely didn't know catbox files could last this little time.
>>2685330I do not know what these lyrics are from
>>2685330Im such a pussy I got misty eyed when I won my first plat by a nose back In taurus 1, ms victoria will fuck me up
>>2685320She genuinely looks huge any time I see her, she has a bust of 81 that shouldn't be possible
There's no reason we shouldn't have sound on webms/mp4s site wide. If I can jack off in sound then I should be able to post with my bros in sound.
>>2685321im planning to use her as a pace this time around so my own Taiki and a borrowed Flower, i don't feel confident on getting her to Turf A and getting the whole ppdd, pto combo + greens on 10 borrows, i have a decent 8 turf seiun so if time allows i'll give front a shot, as for a second inherit i don't think you can be picky with borrows so anything that was sprint + turf and good greens
>>2685336https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoriaMs Victoria, the CM winning song. Listen to your wife do a solo, it's fuckin amazing
>>2685339Don't forget one of the biggest canonical asses.
One of the Opera Bird ones is broken too yeah?
Falco bros, nobody is buying our CDs...
>>2685343Technically this is anything but training
>>2685333
>>2685345No, I will not listen until the song is in global and my wife wins a CM.
>>2685343>golshiNOT ENOUGHReminds me of doing the first Golshi Week
>>2685340I don't trust several boards to not post screamers or shock videos
>>2685343Neigha trying to find 564 Escapades
>>2685350How
>>2685350I hate Orfevre's nu design so much. Way too newma for me.
>>2685347Yeah all my soundposts are broken ;___; Opera Bird one was my favorite I'll have to fix them all give me some time
>>2685329it's for CM16, sprint prep is boring as shit so I'll torture myself by trying to get a good parent to try and get her CM ready in 10 attempts17 is a bit more annoying with wet conditions and oi racecourse being rarer
>>2685343I'M CALLING AKIKAWA, I'M CALLING TAZUNA, AND I'M CALLING THE PRESS
>>2685356>I'm the gayest man alivethat's all you had to say bwo
Post the Windy soundfiles. You know the ones.
>autotraincan you win CMs with it?
4chanX is hiding all my webm filenames, what the fuck did I do? is there a bind to fix it?
>>2685367no, fans and dailies mostly. Maybe a grandparent
>>2685367you can do your dailies and farm fans
>>2685369check the /g/ thread
>>2685364Neigha, come on. She looked better as Golshi's punk sister.
>>2685370>>2685371i see, still a very useful implementation. now you can focus on running CMs.
>>2685327Catbox sometimes goes full retardA video I used for a soundpost for years was flagged and deleted, and if I tried to reupload it, it'd generate the old URL resulting on a 404. I had to convert the video to audio to be allowed to upload it againIn fact, I tried to reupload the original video again and still generates a 404 URLGuess what video it was? Matikanefukukitaru
>>2685373What the fuck is this why do images have filenames but the others don't
>>2685375It's a great feature for those who just Auto select for CMs
Ah fuck, you guys are so fast... Happy July 4th!>>2682093I meant 1koma, my bad.Rice Shower has this comic panel about a book, that alludes to her having made the book(given her reaction.) At the end of main story chapter 2, you find out she actually asked the trainer to help her make and publish the story book that she's been reading throughout the chapter.
>>2685374>earcupsNah this sucks. Plus her personality looked real bad too where she was shy and moe until her mask came off and she'd go edgemode.
>>2685376Thousands of Jeets uploading AI slop to the site hasn't helped. Either weird shit happening to the server or notices maybe.
>>2685362Oh I didn't realise she was coming that early.17 is easier though, you have 2 innate green skills that work there if you run Front and 3 if you run Pace
>>2685374You know, I disagree but I respect you neigha
>>2685380I disagree. Her newma design is busy and looks like visual diarrhea.
>>2685380Just like real life. She was Tosen Jordan's bitch and would only act like a maniac on the track.Nurfevre sucks balls.
>>2685275this is going to be hard to do when it's slim pickings for 8+ star late parents
>>2685381AI has literally not helped my life in any way to this day, only inconvenienced me more, Jeets have destroyed the Internet and they ruined catbox and I know towns over in the States are getting fucked by data centers, even /v/ma got negatively affected by the scatjeet. Has anyone seen any improvement from this shit?
>>2685293>>2685303Keep smutposts at minimum
>>2685386DOTO WAS A MOB BOSS?
>Only bring two SSRs>Neither one finishes their chainStarting to remember the parts of Unity I didn't like.
>>2685387Why would you make an uma who's base kit comes with N&N into a Late?
Do not take the bait
>>2685390Doto tried to kill Opera, are you surprised?
I know which one danchou is choosing
>>2685390Have you not seen that image comparing Doto from 2001 to Doto from today?
>>2685392Why not? I want to run 3 lates and she could be really good as a late if the stars align on sparks and hints.
>>2685367Its a hard 50 minute timer to do a run where you don't have any input. I mean its gonna be good for dailies, looping and farming GPs. But for actual parent runs? You'll wanna do that
>>2685390No wonder Windy tried to kill her, it was a hitjob!
>>2685382If my calculations are correct she comes out right when Leo begins
>>2685385For me it's the stupid crown of diamonds. I actually think she's really well designed except for the disconnected floating diamonds.
>>2685395Why the fuck is urara there
always do a cheeky tenner at each banner!
>>2685386>and would only act like a maniac on the track.Orfevre was very much a bratty "my way or the highway" horse even off the track, he's pushed people like Ikezoe away with his front hoof during photograph sessions. This is why it was such a big deal when they took the kid dying of cancer to meet him, since Orfevre let the kid touch pet him as much as he wanted instead of being the little shit that everyone was expecting.
>>2685395Redpill me on Rhein Kraft. What's her deal?
>>2685394Not my sweet Doto....
>>2685401The canon explanation is that she's just very meticulous about hiding the tiara with her hair lol
>>2685410Why does she get a 6 diamond crown before even debuting?
>>2685404who is going to roll for the literal janny
>>2685401For me it's the different colored bangs. I get it's probably supposed to reference the actual horse's blaze, but it looks dumb.
Is it considered a dick move to switch clubs?
>>2685411She doesn't actually, she doesn't get it until the kikuka sho
>>2685416Yeeees
>>2685416Yes. We always threw around the notion that clubhoppers should be shunned.
>>2685416Depends. Are you in a retirement home and want to be in a more active club and vice versa? Or are you an unloyal nigger who wants more gibs?
>>2685411the wins were promised to her 3000 years ago
>>2685416It is considered a dick move but it's happened before, so long as your danchou is okay with it there's no big problem.
>>2685416I left Horse MD for Oy neigh a long, long time ago
>>2685416Yeah, if you're hoping from say.....ASTER to Oy neigh thats considered a bit of a dick move, but a move from a casual/retirement club to a more active one won't bat any eyelids
>>2685416Depends on what your danchou says, someone in the C+-B clubs who wants to join the big A-A+ clubs could just ask their danchou if its fine, it has happened before
>>2685416Yes unless it's from a very chill inactive club
>>2685388I can think of a handful of (normal) cases where it has been useful, but outside of porn generation for random niche shit that you are too broke to commission for, no, not really.
>>2685413me and everyone who likes bamboob
triple lates suck I was doing way better with double debuffer
>>2685167>>2685176What did we do? If this is about the /v/ recruiting shit, it's a false flag. We were 30/30 as of 10 hours ago. Stop falling for bait and you better not be baiting me.
>>2685431>outside of porn generation for random niche shitI don't even know how to do this so I get literally no use out of this shit
>>2685433Why does Bamboo have boneitis?
>>2685436I figured it was trolling so you're good bro. Here's a present for you
>>2684547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5u2sfr335EIt's not an easygoing tune, but it hits the feels.
>>2685436Didn't know it was bait, my bad
>>2685439I'd make my mom's meatloaf for Brian, and she'd just have to contend with the fact that there are onions and celeries finely chopped in it.
>>2685416Hoping between the A clubs is shunned yeah, going from the small to the big leagues is okay. Just tell your danchou and make sure he's aight, the doctor lets a few people go all the time for example.
>>2685227>>2685286>GLI LOVE GL I LOVE GUNLANCE I LOVE GRAND LIVE BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF GUNLANCE THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO LEARN TO DRAW WOMEN WEAPONS AND ARMOR I WANT TO DRAW MY FAVES WITH A GUNLANCE
>hall monitor>harps on about proper morals and hates vices>makes everyone her FUARKING RIVALextremely /v/ma coded uma
GL stands for Girls Love
>>2685393what other umas look good with Flash's win animation?
>>2685394Not Opera, his jockey
>>2685445What monhun weapon would your favorite uma use?
>>2685448>Girls LoveYeah, me
>>2685439Not liking veggies is a sign of deficient cerebral development
>>2685451I wish I still had doto's webm
>>2685439A visit from Brian. Nice!>>2685441This is all the proof I'm able to offer. Not using a precious image slot on this. We're good lads.https://litter.catbox.moe/18ha828do7a51j8r.png
>>2685452For him, he was Opera.
>>2685447she also likes competitive vidya like yaeno
>>2685457>blurs uma faces>doxxes clubmateslmfao
>>2685416Yes, but if my club gets one more sash requester I might just leave anyways.
>>2685447Okay but I need to know if shes a closet pervert
>>2685462Fuck! lol
>half anniv is almost there?>try to login for the first time in months>see picSo just to be sure are there free gibs right now?
>>2685457You're good anon, mambo and the s club one are the only guys I tolerate here.
>>2685467There are free carats right now, but not really other gibs. Those are next week.YOU REALLY shouldn't have waited a month, the event giving free carats is almost over.
>>2685467No gibs yet (we just ended a gibs period) but the game is fixed now, MANT is dead and buried
>>2685467The Epsatono's are giving 150 carats daily as a colaboration, the anniv stuff is still not there yet
>>2685467There's the Star Horse collab still going where you can get like 1500 carats or so, and by the time you collect all of those the anniversary will pretty much be here
>>2685467Hop in anon, the game's finally good again
>>2685457Actually I lied. I am WASTING an image slotMuhahahahah. FUCK YOU /V?MA#MamboRulez
>they doubted the late Camping Taikithat was her first win in like 15 lobbies
>>2685472The Starhorse 150 gibs/day is until July 16, unless you already got 10 days worth.
>2685476Man that's fucked up!The doxxing would have disappeared after 3 days but you made it permanent.
>>2685476NOOO I'M GOING TO HAVE A 200 POST MELTDOWN ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I'M A SANE AND RATIONAL PERSON
>>2685481QUICKLY, 3 SPLINTER THREADS!
>>2685476Matikanetannhauser would NOT do this
>>2685416winners don't care about such trivial things
>>2685476@bourbok depixelize the faces and the names
>>2685464She's easily corrupted by Gyarus so she probably is.
>>2685476Nethbros...
>>2685492Man I can't wait for the gal banner. The only gyaru I have is Pama and she's barely a gyaru.
>>2685453Realistically? Probably Dual Blades or Hunting Horn I can't really pinpoint my fave's weapon. But I'd love them all to use GL just because I love it too and love them
>>2685488Generating....Generating....Request fulfilled! Here you go anon
>>2685496I see two sluts in this picture
>>2685496Posted it again award
>>2685468Nobody has ever mentioned Mambo club here or made a stance about them until this post.
>>2685497I know its crazy how much of a WHORE king is
>>2685477@BourbonGPT edit Taiki's clothes out of this picture, keep the same style
>>2685470>spoilerits fine as long as i can get to the anniv gibs>>2685472>>2685475>game is good again>MANT is deadWhat happened?
>>2685496in hindsight this is kind of a shit roll, completely wasted luck
>>2685499Not really supposed to be a stance but I've seen half the club (not exaggerating) in rooms here so I don't mind em, same with the other one I mentioned. The other ones can die in a fire.
>>2685496Haven't seen this fucking pic in so long AND YOU STILL POSTED IT AGAIN
>>2685504Unity and URA scenarios got buffed.You can build for the upcoming sprint CM in Unity instead of MANT.Next scenario starts after that.
>>2685504>What happened?Riko came back to claim the best scenario throne
>>2685504Updated Unity and URA dropped early, with bigger stat caps and all that. Unity umas are now on par with most highroll MANT umas
>>2685504We got updated URA/Unity with stat uncaps, the G1 legacy buffs, and the skill balance patchCurrent CM is a Sprint so you don't need to play MANT, then by the time next CM comes around we'll have Grand Live
>>26855041200 stat cap is gone, a rework to Unity that makes it a lot more viable, and URA is still URA but now you get to train alongside Happy Meek.
>>2685496Holy flashback. Fuck you to whoever spammed this, by the way.
>>2685504Basically Unity and URA got their updated version early and now Unity is better than MANT at building Aces and about as good as MANT at building Parents
I know Unity is braindead but has anyone made an ace in Nu-URA?
>>2685517URA is too SP deficient to make aces out of.
>>2685504MANT is kill because we got updated URA and Unity, auto (the 5th anni version) is dropping in 3 weeks, we got early skill balances and changes so we are technically in an unknown meta again. QOL like faster skip, being able to use up to 10 tickets at once and all daily shops unlocking at the same time are here early, and a bunch of whole other stuff
>>2685517It's just objectively worse in stats and skill points so there's no point
Is this the best political leader of the 21st century?
>>2685520>>2685518Meeku... forgotten again..
>>2685504In the royal chambers of the queen of /v/ma there was a button covered in dust that reads "fix everything" and Queentasan pressed it.
Would you look at that, is it time to bake already?
>>2685521>builds a utopia in less than a weekNeigha of all time I gotta draw her asap
>>2685524mmmmmm...nyo
>>2685522Meeku gives out good inheritable skills now. They'll learn her true value in due time.
>>2685523It was buried under Oguri's mountain of empty KFC buckets, and Bourbon couldn't touch it without bricking the whole game.
>>2685524Its pretty active and we got a returning player so I would
>>2685518It's actually not as terrible as you might think, for similar reasons that Unity is now printing SP, but the real problem is that Meek has no special priority to follow your cards so you're often picking between a good training and engaging with the new mechanic
>>2685437Fair enough.I just remembered: SynthV is actually considered generative AI, so I guess that's also doing pretty well.
>>2685521>>2685523>>2685525yuuuup, I'm thinking our dear queen deserves more drawings and more semen offerings
>>2685531I gotta learn how to generate my niche shit, if it's going to ruin my life at least I should get some use out of it
>>2685526It is America's birthday, I'm the grillmaster and I say we bake NOW.>>2685536>>2685536>>2685536
>>2682276>bigshine
