vox semen dreamin'

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>World Cup event upcoming
Real?

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>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!

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we should move this discussion to bluesky

I think the admins are going to appreciate BarackOsama69's new appeal

bar bar bar
سیاهپوست، همجنسگرا، تراجنسیتی، به ترامپ رأی بده
bar bar bar

anti-messi and anti-ethpeign server by the way

>>2699712
No love Messi here, tourist

ss13 feels miserably slow and unresponsive to me after getting used to ss14.

Reminder if you dont like the way this server is run you can fuck off to somewhere else.
The whole admin team will not be kicked out and 13monkeys or lumbermancer or whoever will not be promoted to being the new headmin that will not be happening.
If you want to be a headmin deciding who gets to be a admin or not you can go start your own server.

14 days no shower >:)

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>>2699862
UPDOOTED AND GOLDED, YOU TELL EM SISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Idea: instead of banning someone from the game make them valid to kill ingame

I crave more bans

Really enjoying the surplus of command and sec players in the last week.

lets get those talons nice and sticky

I dont like Lumbermancers new character

>>2700147
Who is she?

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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.

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bring back /ourjew/

kromkar is kind of a faggot but i defend him anyways because 13monkeys is an even bigger faggot
the enemy of my enemy is my friend

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"I want to play on a populated Eris again"
>Monkey's paw curls

Of course its being ran by TheDukeOfOok and his pack of fags

>>2700657
name 13 things 13monkeys ever did wrong

>>2700657
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
The least successful tactic in human history

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>>2700701
here's 205
nigga needs to just SHUT THE FUCK UP

kromcute

I got to kill SpacedLard twice today. It made my tummy all tingly.

I said this in the previous thread but:
If Kromkar can provide proof of employment for any full calendar year in the last 10 years, I will defend him in all deadmin requests, donate $100 to a charity of his choosing, and send him a $50 Subway gift card.
AND
that same deal goes for BurntDevil
AND
if they were to both prove they had jobs simultaneously during any point in the last 10 years,
then I'm bumping them both up to $75 Subway gift cards, EACH!
Lunch is on me this week, boys!

>>2700977
t. 13monkeys

who are these 13 trannys who think 13monkeys ever did anything wrong
he's one of the great dynamic and engaging players

Ive got a good idea for a map, how do I start making it?

>>2701192
draw up a crude design in paint and post it here

dragon dildo but pretending it's a vox <3

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>>2701196
ok here is the prototype but im still working on it.

>>2701245
wow that looks so cool
it like an underwater station and if you want to go out instead of space suit and air you need swim suit and air
space and underwater are very similar of you think about it and I think you could be onto something really cool and fun

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>>2701253
Hold on im not done yet, imagine a beach surrounding the whole station, beach activitys for everyone.

>>2701260
wow that's actually genius
the inner nucleus is the heart of the station and the outside is a sand barge where everyone can relax and get tiki drinks

>>2701267
thanks, I can just imagine taylor swift making a bar outside in her barefeet serving sex on the beach

Ive got another idea, here me out, Vox planet. You get to walk around and tame wild vox and ride them like horses

>I subsist on the largesse of the American taxpayer. My schedule generally shifts an hour or two every day as I slowly do a full circle of sleeping at human hours and becoming a nightmare nocturnal goblin.
>I'm a big fat NEET and can be on quite often. My sleep schedule normally cycles about an hour later each day, so I do a full cycle every month.
What did he mean by this?

>>2701289
swiftoes...

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>>2701289
>>2701859

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>World Cup event upcoming

>>2702336
REF DO SOMETHING

giggly slopclown

>>2702336
If tackle chance isn't 75% then it's shit!

>>2702336
I miss the old grass.

>>2701370
I don't need to tame wild ones, I have the station vox begging for me to ride them already

>>2703183
this guy fuks

>>2702336
>clown or whoever had an explosive implant set to when he said touchdown
kino

>take people out of the round permanently
>still get called le friendly antag
not every antag has to shard bomb in order to be the bad guy

i'm violent and aggressive

riding feral vox

>>2704291
thats how you get a disease

vox with pigtails

sopa de vox

>>2704883
bassed

>>2704883
Not a vox in sight natures healing. The server spiked down when n3x15 added furry races. Players like leon456 use furry races like coz.

>no more sneaking away with schlomo to have forbidden sex in the accounts database room
i dont want to play anymore

>Only people that should be getting fucked in the accounts payroll room is the security staffs wages as I slime them and reroute the spare funding to my own pockets

so is the deadmin request just gonna sit inactive for two weeks now until nipples closes it and doesnt acknowledge anything

>>2705256
No one is oblijed to answer retarded requests

i am farting a lot tonight and my tummy is uncomfortable and i wish i could tell someone but i have no friends until i remember you are my friend so i am telling you now

>>2705313
this so much this

going commando in bed tonight!

>>2705256
13monkeys was banned from ban requests for a reason, so when he finds another way to clown on the forums just be happy the thread isn't immediately locked.

>>2705313
Shut up Foodoro

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>>2704093
So that round, I emagged the communications console and asked the Syndicate for orders. I said something to the effect of
>Hey, I've got a load of guns and but this station is just a couple people watching some old sport
>They repley, "We have sent in a machine to the large dorms room. You will find what we request of you quite obvious.."
>"It may not be set up yet as it's fresh out of storage, but get us information about whether sports addiction has a physical component!. The first person I round removed was the bartender, though it was unintentional. I was testing the mind machine with a chicken and the bartender, and I set the chicken in the hall, fully intending to put him in someone else's body but he just vanished and I never found him again. The next person I round removed went like this
>pick up a space cricket to see if mind swapping will work
>Thomas Laser and Bixnoo Washington walk up to me
>ask Bixnoo to follow me to dorms
>he sees me put a cricket into one side of the mind machine
>hellnahmayne.ogg
>Thomas voluntarily gets in the machine
>becomes a walking, talking cricket
>takes to the new persona well and wants to show people around the station his talents
>take him to medbay where most people have been congregating
>the borer-monkey I mindswapped into a human almost immediately stomps on him
>i unzip dual uzis
>eat his brain
Look how they massacred my boy!

>>2705259
>the headmin isn't obligied to respond to a deadmin request made by a current admin

I showed my mossad agent (somebody’s daughter btw) my original character on VeryGay VeryMasturbatory station thurteeen and she said he looks very Chad. Then she asked why so many of you guys play as females and non humans…

If 13monkeys was never here, Kromkar would have been deadmin'd fairly quickly. 13monkeys abused the forum to the point where less people take ban requests or deadmin requests seriously.
It's hilarious watching this retard fumble the bag constantly due to low iq and mommy issues

Fascinating to watch though, like a modern day freak show with you nerds

>>2706084
It's really gay because even his own ban request is filled with testimony from dozens of people about how shitty Kromkar is. That thread also shows that his most ardent defender is BurntDevil, someone that nobody respects and who got kicked out of the admin channel after bragging about doxxing a 12 year old. But, since the thread was created by 13monkeys, the headmins won't take any of it into account.

I had a dream about the slopper

13sloppeys

>>2706119
It's low testosterone behavior from the admin team and 13monkeys at this point. He's tanking their mental resource and has shown poor faith constantly, and they're not taking the correct action of banning him. 13monkeys has been bitching and crying since he started playing here which has completely screwed him out of having a leg to stand on against the admin team.

Now its just spectacle to where we get to watch the nerds and retards fight when they could be fostering a fun community, but they're too socially retarded to put that effort at the forefront

Every justification against putting effort into the community I hear from the higher end admin team is that its not worth the effort because of the retards, yet they don't ban the retards to allow room for non-retarded new blood.

It's a self created problem on every angle

>>2706119
i don't know what to say aside from "i find burnt and kromkar unlikeable" but i understand why they act like they do, and i can only love them for who they are

now that the dust has settled

was secmains double perma ban justified?

>>2706629
I forgot what he did to be honest

the sky will be so blue the day 13monkeys gets perma

>>2706119
they've never taken any criticism against kromkar into account. consider the following:
>kromkar said he would permaban bomber_harris and spacedgod if they interacted with each other IC in spacedgod's appeal
>he told someone to write a 2000 word essay in their appeal
>he banned kharkov72 for killing someone and that someone literally told kromkar he was valid before kharkov was banned
>he permabanned germansanta for calling him gay
all this happened before the deadmin request that allegedly caused headmins and admins to ignore kromkar's retardation

>>2706629
Not at all

>>2707042
>he told someone to write a 2000 word essay
it was germansanta again lol. that dude has utterly buckbroken kromcuck somehow

>>2707042
13shutthefuckupalready

>>2707071
if kromkar took a shit on your bed you'd lie in it without complaining

13monkeys is literally kromkar's alt
no one is so autistic that they don't realize he just makes kromkar look better with his autistic screeching
it's all part of kromkar's keikaku

>>2707042
he just needs to stop being a little bitch about being held accountable for things he did.it's not even a big deal, yet he continues to "ah geez guys i didn't do all that". yes you did, all of us have the logs.

>>2705868
an actual biological female with xx chromosomes or a mentally ill faggot on drugs?

i just played a dangerous game

>>2707170
Trans woman are actual women.

^ got greasy ibs girlpoop on his timmyclit and didn't dry heave or vomit

>>2707802
um, yeah? that's normal if you aren't a weird chud

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here's my workshop

>>2708302
yeah i remember my 2nd shift as mechanic as well
fascinating

>>2707693
they're coping betas who resorted to having poop sex with other coping betas because women find them repulsive. this is doubly true for ss13 faggots. you guys are the kind of ugly you only see every once in a while at a 24 hour store late at night, except there are a thousand of you concentrated in one place. a bunch of fags so gross and unlikable even conventional homos wouldn't have you, so you turn video games into gay clubs for the rejects of rejects.

>friday night
>zero players online
???

hello????

>>2708551
syncing my sleep schedule so i wake up for the event

>>2708761
how about you sync your job application schedule

>>2708451
this was like my 10th round tho

>>2709055
don't listen to him, you did good by having the decency to set up those airshields

the foodoro fart vs the falson flatulence

>>2709106
no feet no deal

How do you get SWAT boots? Can they be found in the supply ordering console?

nervere gas

>>2709246
only if it's ass gas

!error!RAGE>:(

>>2709156
a simple problem many traders seem to refuse to learn. make them pay you, get AA, get a few thousand thousands credits as a bonus. you seriously gonna be a gypsy bird and NOT take AA to clean out the vault?

>>2709246
the gas that makes you troon out and be pro uyghur genocide from china.

i never really got why people "transition", just be a fag for free and don't give money to pharmaceutical corporations

>>2709822
they want to feel extra special so they follow the additional steps that pedophile psychologists laid out for them

>>2709822
Transitioning will give them a better shot at this sexy beast of a man.
>>2699503

>>2709874
its so funny how nobody ever thought of googling his name until he crashed out on the forums

>>2709862
i just think it's silly. you can just take care of yourself, present as feminine, and troon chasers would probably be interested in you anyways, no meds or surgery needed

>>2709874
bathos reposted that because trans people are safe with him?

>>2709297
He doesn't play anymore. Shame. He was a good coder. And a good friend.

drawsstuff sighting at sgdq

vox

you'd have to stop the world just to stop the slopping

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AAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK

>>2711806
it's so jeanover man

>>2711806
Is that Kaylie Morgan? The one who is a vampire? And we must unite to defeat her?

>>2709239
There's some in the armoury usually, alongside the riot suits

>>2711952
Half the playerbase are goons, more people would rather sit in the bar and watch football than actually come up with a decent roleplay these days.

here's my odyssey idea:
>space dock instead of an outpost
the space dock has:
>two docking ports, one for the airlock next to the cargo bay and another one thats connected to the cargo bay
>medbay equipped with everything except for a chemfridge so doctors are forced to carry pill bottles and beakers. no plasma either
>very barebones research and sec
>you'll be able to see the space dock's bridge from the odyssey's bridge
>engineering will have an exterior airlock that acts as a bridge between the two engineering departments (odyssey happens to have an exterior airlock in engineering), so engineers can set up an engine on the space dock and charge the ship's SMES by wiring said bridge
>kitchen, bar, and hydro, but small
ideally it should be a lot smaller than packed. the objective here is encouraging people to prepare more and giving them a reason to return back home occasionally while continuing to withhold some key objects to avoid turning exploration into a cakewalk. im hoping this will make odyssey more interesting. im also thinking about letting people join as a cmo botanist and/or roboticist

>>2712378
This was the highest RP on /vg/ in months.

>>2712378
it was the quarter finals of the world cup that happens once every 4 years you retarded troon
sorry the bar was festive about it for two shifts of one precious day
should we go back to streaming shrek at 240p in the holodeck every weekend?

>>2712378
I prefer this greatly to being no words spoken non antag stabbed for no reason. RP is fucking dead here.

>>2712426
>should we go back to streaming shrek at 240p in the holodeck every weekend?
Did this actually happen? We should do more things like this. it would be kino watching a world cup game in 240p

>>2712394
>>medbay equipped with everything except for a chemfridge so doctors are forced to carry pill bottles and beakers. no plasma either
Personally I'd rather just have a handful of empty hypos to lean into the trek reference. You could specialize into having the burn hypo, the rad hypo, the standard DD hypo, a chloral/stoxin hypo for shitters, etc. and then one of those minifridges (just for the UI, honestly) for more situational meds. The main problem with Odyssey medbay is that there's a fairly notable dearth of wall-mounted machines in the codebase and wall-mounted storage is under-utilized; even just having a gimped wall-mounted dispenser and chemmaster and turning standard lockers into wall lockers would go most of the way towards improving most departments on Odyssey. I'd also keep cloning and viro station-side but having a one-tile isolation cell with a windoor could be fun.

>>very barebones research and sec
It might be interesting to have it so that the R&D server is station-side with the main lab so that any sort of power outages or someone fucking with the machine on the ship means you need to head back to the station to re-sync. Dunno.

>im also thinking about letting people join as a cmo botanist and/or roboticist
Honestly there was never any reason to not let people join as any of those (though DIY botany is kinda shit) but especially CMO or robo because the CMO is just a doctor with bridge access and a target on their back during revs and the only special toys that the robo gets are the suit station and the exosuit fab. Not having toxins or xenobio or full xenoarch access is completely irrelevant on Odyssey.

>>2712439
>A shitter griffed me when I was antagging
>veegeestation has fallen, dozens must leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_k88tj5gr8
WEH

at church praying for the sloppa

at the synagogue cursing the sloppa

>>2712535
in TOS landing parties always had mccoy so we definitely need a CMO in the expedition. cyborgs are not disabled on odyssey but without a roboticist no one gives a fuck about the cyborg's integrity. last time i played a cyborg oddy i was left to rot in a hallway and no one did anything about it, not even the mechanic
>empty hypos
good idea. ill definitely consider it
>wall-mounted machines in the codebase and wall-mounted storage is under-utilized
ill add a few

at the mosque, being indifferent to sloppa

Please slop
I want you, I need you, oh God
I need
These beautiful slops that I've got

>>2712439
It's funny that he said this when I made an effort to turn the crew against him so bystanders wouldn't intervene when I murdered him, as well as talking to him actively while he was wordlessly trying to tase me for being inside of medbay. Every time he ran into me after I threatened to kill him for tasing and beheading me wordlessly he would immediately run away, saying nothing.

shifty is a pedo apologist

zero players online tonight

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never forget that vg died in 2016

>>2714566
I don't care. My dick twitches any time see a vox in medbay wearing the nurse hat.

>>2714595
When was the last time this even happened

>>2714595
*walks up to you, tail waving around*
"hellos! how can help?"

>>2714607
*cures my erectile dysfunction*

>>2714648
you cannot bang the vox doctors, they are usually too busy to take you to the bed and extract your organs to eat

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>2715034
Which vox would make the best gf

thick, throbbing, glistening, succulent

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yesterday i shared my plans without posting the sketch i made but i might as well share that too
1: the engineering department will have an airlock leading straight to odyssey's engineering so engineers will basically be able to charge the ship
2 and 3: medbay will be split in half, there will be two airlocks leading straight to the docking port and this entrance will only be accessible to doctors
4 and 5: odyssey's cargo bay will be connected to the station and the station's supply shuttle will be nearby
6: research will maybe have some robotics machines, perhaps a workshop for mechanics, and some other stuff, but its equipment is definitely going to be scarce
7: security will be right next to the bridge with a very basic armory
8: you should be able to view odyssey's bridge from the station's bridge if all goes well

>>2715193
now just get burntdevil to map it for 5 years

>>2715193
>janitor area is on the ship instead of just a basic 2x2 supply closet with a mop and bucket
>medbay airlock goes straight to genetics for tubecuck cloning instead of actual treatment and surgery
>mess hall near the captain quarters keeping captain up at night instead being near regular crew quarters
>cargo supplies have to cross through a hallway to be loaded onto the ship??

>>2715213
i only sketched a very rough layout of the ship to make drawing the station easier. im not actually going to change the ship's rooms lmao
>medbay
i think ill put cryo cloning and surgery next to the airlock while genetics viro and chemistry will be on the other side along with the cmo's office. though its hard to tell because i havent started mapping yet
>cargo supplies have to cross through a hallway to be loaded onto the ship?
i might find a different solution, but even if the hallway is in the way, its still beats the current supply shuttle thats 100 tiles away from the ship

Kromkar was grooming me then wanted to meet up at the local Dollar Tree to molest me

>>2715418
I was driving past a Dollar Tree last night as the lights went out and thought how creepy it was and then got the feeling Kromkar was nearby so I drove faster.

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some of you are playing a dangerous game

>>2715557
it's gonna suck when one of my victims grows up and posts the screenshots.