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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Schlomo permanently banned, whole community is in an uproar
>Nick Hawkins has a fat c*ck
>World Cup event upcoming
>Kromkar in hot water, deadmin incoming?

Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!

>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
[YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed) [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
>vgstation main site
https://ss13.moe
>Forum
https://ss13.moe/forum
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
>Useful wiki
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
>BYOND client
https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>vgstation server address
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]
>How do I connect to the server?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13

>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues

The last thread
>>2635699
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vox semen dreamin'
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>World Cup event upcoming
Real?
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>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!
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we should move this discussion to bluesky
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I think the admins are going to appreciate BarackOsama69's new appeal
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bar bar bar
سیاهپوست، همجنسگرا، تراجنسیتی، به ترامپ رأی بده
bar bar bar
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anti-messi and anti-ethpeign server by the way
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>>2699712
No love Messi here, tourist
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ss13 feels miserably slow and unresponsive to me after getting used to ss14.
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Reminder if you dont like the way this server is run you can fuck off to somewhere else.
The whole admin team will not be kicked out and 13monkeys or lumbermancer or whoever will not be promoted to being the new headmin that will not be happening.
If you want to be a headmin deciding who gets to be a admin or not you can go start your own server.
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14 days no shower >:)
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>>2699862
UPDOOTED AND GOLDED, YOU TELL EM SISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Idea: instead of banning someone from the game make them valid to kill ingame
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I crave more bans
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Really enjoying the surplus of command and sec players in the last week.
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lets get those talons nice and sticky
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I dont like Lumbermancers new character
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>>2700147
Who is she?
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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
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bring back /ourjew/
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kromkar is kind of a faggot but i defend him anyways because 13monkeys is an even bigger faggot
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
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"I want to play on a populated Eris again"
>Monkey's paw curls

Of course its being ran by TheDukeOfOok and his pack of fags
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>>2700657
name 13 things 13monkeys ever did wrong
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>>2700657
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
The least successful tactic in human history
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>>2700701
here's 205
nigga needs to just SHUT THE FUCK UP
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kromcute
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I got to kill SpacedLard twice today. It made my tummy all tingly.
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I said this in the previous thread but:
If Kromkar can provide proof of employment for any full calendar year in the last 10 years, I will defend him in all deadmin requests, donate $100 to a charity of his choosing, and send him a $50 Subway gift card.
AND
that same deal goes for BurntDevil
AND
if they were to both prove they had jobs simultaneously during any point in the last 10 years,
then I'm bumping them both up to $75 Subway gift cards, EACH!
Lunch is on me this week, boys!
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>>2700977
t. 13monkeys
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who are these 13 trannys who think 13monkeys ever did anything wrong
he's one of the great dynamic and engaging players
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Ive got a good idea for a map, how do I start making it?
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>>2701192
draw up a crude design in paint and post it here
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dragon dildo but pretending it's a vox <3
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>>2701196
ok here is the prototype but im still working on it.
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>>2701245
wow that looks so cool
it like an underwater station and if you want to go out instead of space suit and air you need swim suit and air
space and underwater are very similar of you think about it and I think you could be onto something really cool and fun
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>>2701253
Hold on im not done yet, imagine a beach surrounding the whole station, beach activitys for everyone.
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>>2701260
wow that's actually genius
the inner nucleus is the heart of the station and the outside is a sand barge where everyone can relax and get tiki drinks
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>>2701267
thanks, I can just imagine taylor swift making a bar outside in her barefeet serving sex on the beach
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Ive got another idea, here me out, Vox planet. You get to walk around and tame wild vox and ride them like horses
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>I subsist on the largesse of the American taxpayer. My schedule generally shifts an hour or two every day as I slowly do a full circle of sleeping at human hours and becoming a nightmare nocturnal goblin.
>I'm a big fat NEET and can be on quite often. My sleep schedule normally cycles about an hour later each day, so I do a full cycle every month.
What did he mean by this?
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>>2701289
swiftoes...
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>>2701289
>>2701859
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>World Cup event upcoming
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>>2702336
REF DO SOMETHING
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giggly slopclown
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>>2702336
If tackle chance isn't 75% then it's shit!
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>>2702336
I miss the old grass.
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>>2701370
I don't need to tame wild ones, I have the station vox begging for me to ride them already
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>>2703183
this guy fuks
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>>2702336
>clown or whoever had an explosive implant set to when he said touchdown
kino
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>take people out of the round permanently
>still get called le friendly antag
not every antag has to shard bomb in order to be the bad guy
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i'm violent and aggressive
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riding feral vox
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>>2704291
thats how you get a disease
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vox with pigtails
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sopa de vox
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>>2704883
bassed
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>>2704883
Not a vox in sight natures healing. The server spiked down when n3x15 added furry races. Players like leon456 use furry races like coz.
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>no more sneaking away with schlomo to have forbidden sex in the accounts database room
i dont want to play anymore
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>Only people that should be getting fucked in the accounts payroll room is the security staffs wages as I slime them and reroute the spare funding to my own pockets
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so is the deadmin request just gonna sit inactive for two weeks now until nipples closes it and doesnt acknowledge anything
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>>2705256
No one is oblijed to answer retarded requests
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i am farting a lot tonight and my tummy is uncomfortable and i wish i could tell someone but i have no friends until i remember you are my friend so i am telling you now
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>>2705313
this so much this
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going commando in bed tonight!
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>>2705256
13monkeys was banned from ban requests for a reason, so when he finds another way to clown on the forums just be happy the thread isn't immediately locked.
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>>2705313
Shut up Foodoro
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>>2704093
So that round, I emagged the communications console and asked the Syndicate for orders. I said something to the effect of
>Hey, I've got a load of guns and but this station is just a couple people watching some old sport
>They repley, "We have sent in a machine to the large dorms room. You will find what we request of you quite obvious.."
>"It may not be set up yet as it's fresh out of storage, but get us information about whether sports addiction has a physical component!. The first person I round removed was the bartender, though it was unintentional. I was testing the mind machine with a chicken and the bartender, and I set the chicken in the hall, fully intending to put him in someone else's body but he just vanished and I never found him again. The next person I round removed went like this
>pick up a space cricket to see if mind swapping will work
>Thomas Laser and Bixnoo Washington walk up to me
>ask Bixnoo to follow me to dorms
>he sees me put a cricket into one side of the mind machine
>hellnahmayne.ogg
>Thomas voluntarily gets in the machine
>becomes a walking, talking cricket
>takes to the new persona well and wants to show people around the station his talents
>take him to medbay where most people have been congregating
>the borer-monkey I mindswapped into a human almost immediately stomps on him
>i unzip dual uzis
>eat his brain
Look how they massacred my boy!
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>>2705259
>the headmin isn't obligied to respond to a deadmin request made by a current admin
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I showed my mossad agent (somebody’s daughter btw) my original character on VeryGay VeryMasturbatory station thurteeen and she said he looks very Chad. Then she asked why so many of you guys play as females and non humans…
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If 13monkeys was never here, Kromkar would have been deadmin'd fairly quickly. 13monkeys abused the forum to the point where less people take ban requests or deadmin requests seriously.
It's hilarious watching this retard fumble the bag constantly due to low iq and mommy issues

Fascinating to watch though, like a modern day freak show with you nerds
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>>2706084
It's really gay because even his own ban request is filled with testimony from dozens of people about how shitty Kromkar is. That thread also shows that his most ardent defender is BurntDevil, someone that nobody respects and who got kicked out of the admin channel after bragging about doxxing a 12 year old. But, since the thread was created by 13monkeys, the headmins won't take any of it into account.
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I had a dream about the slopper
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13sloppeys
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>>2706119
It's low testosterone behavior from the admin team and 13monkeys at this point. He's tanking their mental resource and has shown poor faith constantly, and they're not taking the correct action of banning him. 13monkeys has been bitching and crying since he started playing here which has completely screwed him out of having a leg to stand on against the admin team.

Now its just spectacle to where we get to watch the nerds and retards fight when they could be fostering a fun community, but they're too socially retarded to put that effort at the forefront

Every justification against putting effort into the community I hear from the higher end admin team is that its not worth the effort because of the retards, yet they don't ban the retards to allow room for non-retarded new blood.

It's a self created problem on every angle
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>>2706119
i don't know what to say aside from "i find burnt and kromkar unlikeable" but i understand why they act like they do, and i can only love them for who they are
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now that the dust has settled

was secmains double perma ban justified?
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>>2706629
I forgot what he did to be honest
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the sky will be so blue the day 13monkeys gets perma
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>>2706119
they've never taken any criticism against kromkar into account. consider the following:
>kromkar said he would permaban bomber_harris and spacedgod if they interacted with each other IC in spacedgod's appeal
>he told someone to write a 2000 word essay in their appeal
>he banned kharkov72 for killing someone and that someone literally told kromkar he was valid before kharkov was banned
>he permabanned germansanta for calling him gay
all this happened before the deadmin request that allegedly caused headmins and admins to ignore kromkar's retardation
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>>2706629
Not at all
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>>2707042
>he told someone to write a 2000 word essay
it was germansanta again lol. that dude has utterly buckbroken kromcuck somehow
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>>2707042
13shutthefuckupalready
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>>2707071
if kromkar took a shit on your bed you'd lie in it without complaining
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13monkeys is literally kromkar's alt
no one is so autistic that they don't realize he just makes kromkar look better with his autistic screeching
it's all part of kromkar's keikaku
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>>2707042
he just needs to stop being a little bitch about being held accountable for things he did.it's not even a big deal, yet he continues to "ah geez guys i didn't do all that". yes you did, all of us have the logs.
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>>2705868
an actual biological female with xx chromosomes or a mentally ill faggot on drugs?
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i just played a dangerous game
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>>2707170
Trans woman are actual women.
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^ got greasy ibs girlpoop on his timmyclit and didn't dry heave or vomit
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>>2707802
um, yeah? that's normal if you aren't a weird chud
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here's my workshop
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>>2708302
yeah i remember my 2nd shift as mechanic as well
fascinating
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>>2707693
they're coping betas who resorted to having poop sex with other coping betas because women find them repulsive. this is doubly true for ss13 faggots. you guys are the kind of ugly you only see every once in a while at a 24 hour store late at night, except there are a thousand of you concentrated in one place. a bunch of fags so gross and unlikable even conventional homos wouldn't have you, so you turn video games into gay clubs for the rejects of rejects.
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>friday night
>zero players online
???
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hello????
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>>2708551
syncing my sleep schedule so i wake up for the event
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>>2708761
how about you sync your job application schedule
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>>2708451
this was like my 10th round tho
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>>2709055
don't listen to him, you did good by having the decency to set up those airshields
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the foodoro fart vs the falson flatulence
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>>2709106
no feet no deal
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How do you get SWAT boots? Can they be found in the supply ordering console?
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nervere gas
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>>2709246
only if it's ass gas
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!error!RAGE>:(
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>>2709156
a simple problem many traders seem to refuse to learn. make them pay you, get AA, get a few thousand thousands credits as a bonus. you seriously gonna be a gypsy bird and NOT take AA to clean out the vault?
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>>2709246
the gas that makes you troon out and be pro uyghur genocide from china.
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i never really got why people "transition", just be a fag for free and don't give money to pharmaceutical corporations
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>>2709822
they want to feel extra special so they follow the additional steps that pedophile psychologists laid out for them
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>>2709822
Transitioning will give them a better shot at this sexy beast of a man.
>>2699503
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>>2709874
its so funny how nobody ever thought of googling his name until he crashed out on the forums
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>>2709862
i just think it's silly. you can just take care of yourself, present as feminine, and troon chasers would probably be interested in you anyways, no meds or surgery needed
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>>2709874
bathos reposted that because trans people are safe with him?
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>>2709297
He doesn't play anymore. Shame. He was a good coder. And a good friend.
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drawsstuff sighting at sgdq
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vox
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the slopping
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AAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK
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>>2711806
it's so jeanover man
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>>2711806
Is that Kaylie Morgan? The one who is a vampire? And we must unite to defeat her?
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>>2709239
There's some in the armoury usually, alongside the riot suits
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>>2711952
Half the playerbase are goons, more people would rather sit in the bar and watch football than actually come up with a decent roleplay these days.
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here's my odyssey idea:
>space dock instead of an outpost
the space dock has:
>two docking ports, one for the airlock next to the cargo bay and another one thats connected to the cargo bay
>medbay equipped with everything except for a chemfridge so doctors are forced to carry pill bottles and beakers. no plasma either
>very barebones research and sec
>you'll be able to see the space dock's bridge from the odyssey's bridge
>engineering will have an exterior airlock that acts as a bridge between the two engineering departments (odyssey happens to have an exterior airlock in engineering), so engineers can set up an engine on the space dock and charge the ship's SMES by wiring said bridge
>kitchen, bar, and hydro, but small
ideally it should be a lot smaller than packed. the objective here is encouraging people to prepare more and giving them a reason to return back home occasionally while continuing to withhold some key objects to avoid turning exploration into a cakewalk. im hoping this will make odyssey more interesting. im also thinking about letting people join as a cmo botanist and/or roboticist
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>>2712378
This was the highest RP on /vg/ in months.
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>>2712378
it was the quarter finals of the world cup that happens once every 4 years you retarded troon
sorry the bar was festive about it for two shifts of one precious day
should we go back to streaming shrek at 240p in the holodeck every weekend?
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>>2712378
I prefer this greatly to being no words spoken non antag stabbed for no reason. RP is fucking dead here.
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>>2712426
>should we go back to streaming shrek at 240p in the holodeck every weekend?
Did this actually happen? We should do more things like this. it would be kino watching a world cup game in 240p
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>>2712394
>>medbay equipped with everything except for a chemfridge so doctors are forced to carry pill bottles and beakers. no plasma either
Personally I'd rather just have a handful of empty hypos to lean into the trek reference. You could specialize into having the burn hypo, the rad hypo, the standard DD hypo, a chloral/stoxin hypo for shitters, etc. and then one of those minifridges (just for the UI, honestly) for more situational meds. The main problem with Odyssey medbay is that there's a fairly notable dearth of wall-mounted machines in the codebase and wall-mounted storage is under-utilized; even just having a gimped wall-mounted dispenser and chemmaster and turning standard lockers into wall lockers would go most of the way towards improving most departments on Odyssey. I'd also keep cloning and viro station-side but having a one-tile isolation cell with a windoor could be fun.

>>very barebones research and sec
It might be interesting to have it so that the R&D server is station-side with the main lab so that any sort of power outages or someone fucking with the machine on the ship means you need to head back to the station to re-sync. Dunno.

>im also thinking about letting people join as a cmo botanist and/or roboticist
Honestly there was never any reason to not let people join as any of those (though DIY botany is kinda shit) but especially CMO or robo because the CMO is just a doctor with bridge access and a target on their back during revs and the only special toys that the robo gets are the suit station and the exosuit fab. Not having toxins or xenobio or full xenoarch access is completely irrelevant on Odyssey.

>>2712439
>A shitter griffed me when I was antagging
>veegeestation has fallen, dozens must leave
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_k88tj5gr8
WEH
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at church praying for the sloppa
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at the synagogue cursing the sloppa
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>>2712535
in TOS landing parties always had mccoy so we definitely need a CMO in the expedition. cyborgs are not disabled on odyssey but without a roboticist no one gives a fuck about the cyborg's integrity. last time i played a cyborg oddy i was left to rot in a hallway and no one did anything about it, not even the mechanic
>empty hypos
good idea. ill definitely consider it
>wall-mounted machines in the codebase and wall-mounted storage is under-utilized
ill add a few
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at the mosque, being indifferent to sloppa
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Please slop
I want you, I need you, oh God
I need
These beautiful slops that I've got
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>>2712439
It's funny that he said this when I made an effort to turn the crew against him so bystanders wouldn't intervene when I murdered him, as well as talking to him actively while he was wordlessly trying to tase me for being inside of medbay. Every time he ran into me after I threatened to kill him for tasing and beheading me wordlessly he would immediately run away, saying nothing.
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shifty is a pedo apologist
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zero players online tonight
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never forget that vg died in 2016
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>>2714566
I don't care. My dick twitches any time see a vox in medbay wearing the nurse hat.
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>>2714595
When was the last time this even happened
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>>2714595
*walks up to you, tail waving around*
"hellos! how can help?"
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>>2714607
*cures my erectile dysfunction*
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>>2714648
you cannot bang the vox doctors, they are usually too busy to take you to the bed and extract your organs to eat
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>tfw no qt Vox gf
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>>2715034
Which vox would make the best gf
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thick, throbbing, glistening, succulent
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yesterday i shared my plans without posting the sketch i made but i might as well share that too
1: the engineering department will have an airlock leading straight to odyssey's engineering so engineers will basically be able to charge the ship
2 and 3: medbay will be split in half, there will be two airlocks leading straight to the docking port and this entrance will only be accessible to doctors
4 and 5: odyssey's cargo bay will be connected to the station and the station's supply shuttle will be nearby
6: research will maybe have some robotics machines, perhaps a workshop for mechanics, and some other stuff, but its equipment is definitely going to be scarce
7: security will be right next to the bridge with a very basic armory
8: you should be able to view odyssey's bridge from the station's bridge if all goes well
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>>2715193
now just get burntdevil to map it for 5 years
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>>2715193
>janitor area is on the ship instead of just a basic 2x2 supply closet with a mop and bucket
>medbay airlock goes straight to genetics for tubecuck cloning instead of actual treatment and surgery
>mess hall near the captain quarters keeping captain up at night instead being near regular crew quarters
>cargo supplies have to cross through a hallway to be loaded onto the ship??
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>>2715213
i only sketched a very rough layout of the ship to make drawing the station easier. im not actually going to change the ship's rooms lmao
>medbay
i think ill put cryo cloning and surgery next to the airlock while genetics viro and chemistry will be on the other side along with the cmo's office. though its hard to tell because i havent started mapping yet
>cargo supplies have to cross through a hallway to be loaded onto the ship?
i might find a different solution, but even if the hallway is in the way, its still beats the current supply shuttle thats 100 tiles away from the ship
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Kromkar was grooming me then wanted to meet up at the local Dollar Tree to molest me
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>>2715418
I was driving past a Dollar Tree last night as the lights went out and thought how creepy it was and then got the feeling Kromkar was nearby so I drove faster.
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some of you are playing a dangerous game
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>>2715557
it's gonna suck when one of my victims grows up and posts the screenshots.
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>>2715193
I understand the concept of docks but at the same time even the base dock on jungle planet just feels pointless.
You are spending 99% of your time in the ship or in a planet vault so why put effort into mapping out full stations that nobody actually uses?
Do you really expect people to stay behind and sit around in cargo, let alone a bridge?
May as well just scrap the ship idea then and make it a gateway thing.
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>>2715193
We already have a outpost planet, why do we need a space outpost as well
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pomf, bathos, and lil krommy need to step down
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>talking to tayior swift
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>>2716462
hey shaddup, i like yapping with her. it's fun especially when the round is going slow. i kinda miss when we had more players that were cool and chill about going on dates. it's a very fun way to get to know their character and frankly i found it very enjoyable
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Here's my concept.
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still waiting for /cm/ station for cute boys on a boy station
the station is a giant treehouse (no girls allowed)
station will turn into lord of the flies, or red dawn if nuke ops
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>>2716462
she just doesnt like you bro
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>>2716466
>>2716517
>t.rannyswift
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>>2716466
t. immy
t. ick hawkins
t. awson delano
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>>2716466
>i kinda miss when we had more players that were cool and chill about going on dates.
I also miss marriages. It was fun seeing a static take the last name of another static. It was also fun asking them how their spouse is doing if they're not in the same round.
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>>2716536
"oh he's working overseas"
(he died months ago and she desperately awaits for a PDA message she's never gonna get)
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>there will never be a shoshana gaskin
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>>2715876
no i expect people to use cargo before leaving for other planets which is what already happens with the outpost. there's already a bridge on the outpost as well
>>2715984
the space dock is likely going to replace the outpost completely
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>Bathos is approaching the sting house, over
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>leave thread unanswered for two weeks
>reply to 1/10th of concerns raised
>>oh you're just mad that he's abrasive
>>that's just a one off mistake
>>rules are rules, don't want to get permabanned? don't play the game
>>anyone who disagrees with me is 13monkeys
>>Kromkar will get a very super duper serious stern talking to I pinky swear cross my heart and hope to die
>>lol
>immediately close thread
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>>2717099
>t.hirteenmonkeys
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people actually talked about the game sometimes when this thread was on /vg/. it's going back.
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>>2717099
The thread is still open, if you don't like the way its looking you can just add your thoughts to it. Unless you're 13monkeys, in which case your testimony will do more harm than good.
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>>2717199
be the change you want to see
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>>2716486
This is basically just line
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>>2717199
>The thread is still open
Yeah, my post was a prediction.
>you can just add your thoughts to it
To what end? I might as well be talking to a wall.
The point I was making is that the headmins are not partaking in any back-and-forth discussion, they are going to poorly address a few cherrypicked concerns and then lock the thread without letting anyone respond to their retardation.
Bathos and Nipples are both total faggots and anyone who expects result from the deadmin request is an idiot.
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>>2717099
I wish you were fucking joking. Check the thread
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>>2717562
this is what he'd say if he was honest though
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>>2717562
lol
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I had an incredibly enjoyable round last night without 13monkeys or Kromkar, we should ban both of them
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>>2717619
But I was there last night
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>>2717619
I could go without 13monkeys.
A major buzzkill to any player he interacts with.
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*belches up a bit of vox cum*
weh.
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>>2716462
She used to be more actively involved in the game, I kind of miss that, now I hardly notice her
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>>2717726
>I kind of miss that, now I hardly notice her
Nobody cared enough about her bars
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>>2717730
I think its more because people would constantly vandalize it, I kind of sympathize with her because it sucks to get targeted but also its kind of something you have to accept if the station goes to shit 10 minutes in
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>>2717576
that's genuinely hilarious though
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IDE/theory: move the kitchen and bar to arrivals so that wing of box station is more active
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>her
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>>2717736
it's kind of understandable, i have gotten kind of fed up with even some basic things like stocking the shop.
>hey do all this to properly RP
>oopsie, the random assistant decided you're going to be on fire, forever
fuck that noise, i'll just play clown or mime because to be honest i would prefer to have fun without doing the whole
>okay so how fast can i get this done?
>ah geez it's already burning/destroyed/stolen
it's just fatigue. nobody wants to stop playing a job they enjoy, but it's also extremely annoying to do your best to consistently make/do something for other people to enjoy and have it destroyed in minutes over and over and over
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>>2717736
>>2717775
I’ve said a few times but yeah, it’s this. It became obvious that some people just can’t stand seeing something being built and have this childish need to destroy it. It’s like kids in a sandbox. One kid makes a pretty sandcastle and another kid destroys it simply because it exists. It became even worse after seeing others get to make their bars and have them not be destroyed until it naturally happens with RP surrounding it and not purposefully at roundstart. I had a round recently where I went to get materials and came back to Bob having emptied and shattered everything in the booze-o-mat within like, 5 minutes of round starting. It’s annoying, it’s childish, it’s 0 RP and just not worth the time or effort.

>>2717740
I keep forgetting to move the bar around to other departments when I do feel like bartending. The one time I did a brig bar was a lot of fun.
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>>2717977
you should have stunned and beaten the shit out of him with the butt of your gun. he's such a whiny bitch about people being in his department (probably because it means he has to do his actual job) yet seems to have no problem bashing his way into other departments. i thought he was just RPing being a grumpy asshole, but after obsing him for a few rounds it became clear to me he is not even actually interested in the game, he's interested in fucking with people and "winning" in a game about roleplaying
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coddle the tranny
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>don't care for someone
>call them a tranny
yeah this worked out real well for the dumbfucks that called people who simply disagreed with them a "nazi". sub 80 IQ behavior
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>>2718178
i call trannys trannys because their trannys
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>>2718356
They’re*
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>>2717775
>>2717977
Staggering that schlomo got character banned when there's so many shitter statics like Bob Shafton and Stan Zarond who just seem to go completely unpunished after shitting up round after round.
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>>2718412
what did they do to make them shitters
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>>2717977
>pretty sandcastle
all your bars were shit though
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>>2718412
You mean the only two people who actually progress the round as antagonists
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crazy idea sisters.. what if we built.. a freaking BAR in.... ESCAPE!!!!
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or a bar in the courtroom because then it justifies vandalism and bombings
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>people destroy stuff sometimes so i'm just not gonna do my job
the round ends after 2 hours anyways
none of this shit matters
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>>2718725
dude fuck off. there is a difference between a department getting wrecked 30 minutes in and it getting wrecked 5 minutes in. you are spiritually a nigger, get the fuck out of here
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>>2718748
dial 8
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>>2718725
>stuff relevant to my job gets stolen/destroyed
>spend 10 minutes ordering replacements from cargo
>stuff relevant to my job gets stolen/destroyed again
>spend 10 minutes ordering replacements from cargo again
>stuff relevant to my job gets stolen/destroyed again
>i decide not to do my job because my job had been destroyed 3x now
>repeat the next 2 rounds

and you wonder why people snap and become nonantag shitters after dealing with that for so long.
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>>2719047
prove this has ever happened on more than one occasion and post it in a player feedback thread then you delusional tranny
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>>2719006
real original
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>>2719061
no one gives a fuck so why go through the effort of that
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>>2719102
neck xirself then you useless idler
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>>2719107
no.
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We should hold a charity auction for the server. Top bidder gets to ban a ckey of their choice.
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>>2719149
what's the charity
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where is everyone tonight?
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zero players online tonight
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>>2719187
We had a comfy lowpop round that ended an hour ago
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the guy who made his ckey tayior swift totally isnt a tranny freak
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>>2719291
Im sure you will get over it ;^)
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I don't love space station 13 anymore
And neither should you!
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trannys infiltrated and turned my favourite game into a discordian hugbox
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>>2719270
I liked the hall lights, whoever built that.

>>2719330
Cry about it some more
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>>2719333
ywnbaw
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>>2719333
Our favorite girl taytay did the lights
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>>2719383
What a darling, creative too
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>>2718541
Bob doesn't even enable antag and has also not played in like a week
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>>2719433
Why would you enable antag when you can just self antag, if feels so much better
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I'll destroy everything taylor troon does until he fucks off for good
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i wish more people would enable antag because i am tired of the same 3 assistants being traitors every round
i have antag on but those guys just keep getting antag roll every time
i guess the pool of antag enabled players is just that low
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taytay post tums and I will protect you
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>>2719330
what should be done about it?
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>nipples made a tactical retreat from the forums and is hiding behind bathos again
lol coward
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>>2719736
I posted my tummy in the thread a few weeks ago and I got banned.
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>>2719187
>>2719238
someone map voted for a shit map, pop dropped to 0, and i'm not risking a ban to call the shuttle and get a better map up
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>>2719897
retarded pussy
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>>2719598
the whole of ss13 is suffering from this issue because antag players who aren't on the janny team are eventually banned
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post toes please you will not get banned
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>>2720050
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>>2717547
>Bathos and Nipples are both total faggots and anyone who expects result from the deadmin request is an idiot.
Kromkar will get away with issuing the dumbest permaban yet again because this server is full of retarded goycattle. That's my prediction.
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>>2719535
1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
1A: If you're acting like a dick, don't complain when you get your ass kicked for it.
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>>2720120
i can't wait to see which milquetoast regular he bans for IC escalation next. dude likes to go "i'm impartial, i'm a vet, i'm disciplined"
nah bro you're a faggot and i pay taxes for your benefits. you act like a fag, i have a right to call you a massive faggot, and if you don't thank me before banning me you can send my fucking money back
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>>2720113
taylor tootsies!!!
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braposcraptime
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work shopping my new character Travis Kelce
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I usually try to improv with whatever gimmick an antag is doing but 99% is just silent murderbone and I get it, once there is the slightest suspicion of someone being an antag, everyone goes out of their way to valid hunt.
There can be 4 security, and the doctors and cargo and HoP and everyone and their mama will leave their department to validhunt then complain about lack of midrounds and long rounds.
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>>2719184
if you have to ask, you are the charity
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We should add rocking chairs with animation, I wanna see Schlomo like this in his office
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>>2720553
it was better when servers weren't so ban happy because tiders gave sec a distraction and annoyed jobbies so you didn't have conga lines of people converging on antags the instant something sus happens. it's an admin issue like so many plaguing the game these days. on a side note, sticking retards in perma and abusing them or letting science and medbay use them like d class was also fun. this game was just better when things were handled ic.
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>>2720633
>Schlomo his office
anon...
It is no longer his office.
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I'm thankful we have Kharkov on the admin team, I've genuinely had nothing but pleasant interactions with him when he bwoinks me.

Once he gets Kromkar banned, I hope to god he gets 13monkeys next. 13monkeys is aggressive and hyperfixates on one player at a time until he destroys them. Every interaction I have with him, I just want him to fuck off so that I don't need to talk to him anymore.
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>>2721261
and your ckey is..?
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>>2721261
I don't know if I've ever been bwoinked by kharkovtrans but the guy is really annoying and cringe when buttonpressing.
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>>2721309
sawbones
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New metagrudge unlocked
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metagrunge
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>resisting the rightful urge to kidnap a medical doctor as non-antag because medbay is busy
i'm getting better guys!
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which cock does spacedog suck to not get even a slap on the wrist for selfantaging every round as a nonantag
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>>2721735
i don’t understand the spacedgod hate.
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more like basedgod
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Tug? More like Bug
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>>2722096
they hate him because he hasn't made an admin application yet
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whoever spacedgod is an alt of, spiritually you are my son that i had with a white woman
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my original ckey is 5 years older than spacedgods.
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im 13,monkeys
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i beat the shit out of some skid outside the liquor store and wish it was 13monkey
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13 monkeys gathering my cum like banana leaves
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i fucked the shit out of some tranny at a speedrunning event and wish it was 13monkey
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13monkeygods in the spacedpantheon
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my dick is 13 monkey inches
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I'm tryna pumped up kicks the station fr fr
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pumped up my monkey with the station penis pump
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Ban Krommy - Ban 13mommies
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crashed my cromcar into 13pedestrians
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>>2707092
I'd actually slowly slide the log down my throat savoring it like it was from Andy Sixx himself
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I'm fucking around at ikea
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do you think if i asked foodoro and taylor to suck each other’s toes they would?
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got banned from tg for naming my lizard chef beats-his-meat
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>>2721735
Because even if he self-antags you can usually have fun with him. He also won't fuck with you if you make it clear you don't care.
He also only self antags when the actual antags are not doing anything and the round is insanely boring.

I'd rather have 10 SpacedLosers than a bunch of you 0-word 1-minute-in griefers that go AFK the moment they are put in cuffs while ahelping shitcurity.
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>>2723947
spacedgod isnt malicious. bomber harris is the one that starts fucking with jobbies (usually sec) from the moment he arrives and keeps 10 water cups in his inventory to slip everyone around him
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>>2723947
Agreed, as long as he doesnt ruin the fun of jobbies or people trying to customize the station, he's a fine player.
I still think his "personality" fits Tug more than Stan because it is a fucking bug scuttling around the station being a menace.
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>>2724060
I really dislike Bomber. It seems like he just picks a department to harass as soon as he joins before even interacting with anyone in it, and the way he exclusively talks to people from behind windows because he's terrified of getting type baited is pathetic. Spend one round observing him to see the biggest coward on the server, exclusively shit talking over comms from inside of lockers and trying to surround himself with as many people to soak bullets for him as possible.
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>>2724560
you dont win by playing fair but i agree that he doesnt have to go so hard on jobbies as a nonantag
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>>2724861
In case you forgot, this is a roleplaying game, not a competitive shooter. My problem with him is that you will never see him talk shit unless he has at least a window between you and him because he cannot stand to lose. So much so that if you round remove him early on for his behavior (as you should because he will take every attempt to get him out of your department as escalation no matter how mild) he will throw a fit.
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What if I roleplay as a CRAZY guy with BEDHEAD dark hair that is an asshole huuuuuh?
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>>2725474
Then don't complain when I use any escalation as an excuse to throw you into space
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>>2725474
then you'd still be better than bomber or nervere
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I can give 67 reasons why spacegod is a bad guy
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>see the station is in trouble
>decide to help crew with some atmos wizardry
>kindly miner brings me to the station
>get to work optimizing the waste line
>CE helpfully brings me more tools and a hardsuit
>shuttle gets called
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>no uplink
>fuck fuck fuck what do I do
>quickly link my super cooled waste line to distro to freeze the station
>CE congratulates my initiative in helping with the superheated rooms from an earlier fire
>try to steal the pets
>borg cucks me by grabbing them before I can space them
>break into the shuttle and start throwing random people into space
>manage to get a grand total of 3 before someone pushes me out
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waste should dump onto my face
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>lil krommy thread is still up
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>>2726120
they're looking for any excuse not to deadmin him rn
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>>2726233
Correct, Bathos basically said "Okay yeah it looks really bad but I'm just going to take a few days to look for an out for him."
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chomosgroomtime
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we have to ban 13monkeys from making ban requests because its not fair to innocent players that they have to defend against some vexatious retard with an axe to grind

krommy should be allowed to ban those people with even less evidence than a 13monkeys ban request. thats different because it is
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Good players
>spacedgod
>barackosama69
>2slime
>fridgeknapp
>germansanta
>aerodynamix144
Bad players
>chomoixapaxhe
>shiftypedophile
>13trannys
>kromkuck
>kharkovtrans
>bathoskiddiebathtime
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>popular players
Brazilianpimp
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>pretty players
taylorswift
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>>2727257
t. ug
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>>2727257
what did kharkov do?
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>>2727530
it's what he didn't do
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>>2727530
he pushed the divergent clone button 8 times in one round
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>>2727257
>not on the list
it's over
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>>2727660
The Jon Summers round?
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what does nipples even do
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>>2727931
secrete milk
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killed all the moths on tg
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kill all the troons on vg
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>>2728234
there are none
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>>2727257
Am I the only one who doesn't cross-reference who is playing what character? I don't know who any of these ckeys play as, I only recognize characters and wouldn't even know it if I learned to characters I knew were played by the same person
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>>2729155
learned two characters*
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Wherther you like them or not 2slimes (they/them) are pretty based, Nigga.
>>2729155
Half of them are banned, or before your new fag time. New fag.
>>2727322
u know who the original poster is stop playing, isn’t it obvious anon?
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zero players online tonight
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13monkeys deserves better
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Have you guys heard of JB HIGH yet? It goes up every Sat/Sun at around 2 PM Eastern Standard, it's actually pretty solid roleplay-wise from what i've seen.
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>>2730897
what codebase
and what rules
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>>2730897
>there are losers desperate enough to resort to packing a lumbering 12 foot tall ogrehon's fudge
did bro even try paying for pussy first at least????
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>>2731073
i think it runs off an older version of tg, there's no rules other than 'be a believable character' and 'don't abuse glitches'
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What's the event this weekend?
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need new drama
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>>2731708
World Cup
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>snow station
>0 pop
name a more iconic duo
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>>2731937
bathos and grooming children
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I think we need more drama to bring in players
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uh oh 13monkeys posted in the deadmin request again
Time to defend lil krommy even harder
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this is like an actual government inquiry why does everything take six tries and two weeks
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post your cock
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>>2732919
the best cock
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>>2732919
I would, but my Vox hubby doesn't like when I post pics of him.
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What was up with the giant brown cyberhorror(?) named after a player ckey last round?
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>>2733168
What are you talking about? The 14thmonkey isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
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vox kisser
lets kiss the vox tonight
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>there's a tgtranny doxxing ximself in the league of legends general
opsec level: demon
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>>2734196
nervere moment
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>>2733168
SAY: Security main/(Denholm Reighner) (@229,196,1) has sent a bluespace message to Centcomm: hey we were promised 14 monkeys but we only have 13monkeys on station can we get the 14th one pronot?
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name 5 non transgender players that aren't security main, spacedgod, or tinysaturn
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>>2734513
TayIor Swift
Leon454
Wolfskie
Jeanvoerman
Nervere
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>>2734603
well frick
you made that look easy
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>>2733168
>[22:16:16]ADMIN: Kromkar/(Dave O'Neal) has teleported 14th Monkey from Central Maintenance - 241,190,1 to Captain's Office - 239,199,1.
is krommy getting revenge?
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>>2734513
Why is this server so obsessed with trans people? I'm actually trans and me and my friends don't even bring up trans people nearly as often as you guys
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>>2734970
>Why is this reichskommissariat so obsessed with Germans? I'm actually from Staßfurt and me and my friends don't even bring up German people nearly as often as you guys
cause we're horny and tryna crack
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>>2734819
>Wrote a ban request on someone for picking "Kromkar" as a clown name
>Permanently banned GermanSanta for calling him gay IC
>Uses admin powers to reference someone's ckey IC
What a hypocrite lol
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>>2735056
keep crying it just makes my dick harder
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX24RKQQM4
why did tayior swift do it
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>>2735192
Stay obsessed with us, living rent free in your head FOREVER
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>>2735108
anon you cant get hard
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>>2735330
*extends proboscis*
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>>2736216
*unzips revolver*
*magdumps u*
*spaces the brain*
pshh, nothing head of personnel
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the world cup event earlier was amazing
check the cord for screenies
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>>2736591
can you post screenies from the screenies from the discord?
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>>2734970
same reason trannies are hated in any community. they're annoying and subversive.
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Another week without a admin response
They must be really struggling to find any reason not to deadmin lil krommy
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VG's favorite band is trending on the 'itter right now
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>irony wiggyzooms making fun of keyed powered giraffe on the elon musk altchan
oh my days sir a sad day for bharat
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Is this game just another extension of VR chat with dysgenic out of shape retards? Just watched my friend try to get into it and he got banned because he went afk. Looked it up and apparently this is common.
>>2735295
Nevermind, question answered. Imagine installing malware to play with maladjusted human beings. Drown in your bacteria, faggot.
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>>2738708
post tummy pic
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time to logdive
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he raped taylor and got what was coming for him
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ur tayior got fucked by many btw enjoy yeats infections mr cumskin
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>>2739307
>>2739332
>>2739465
WHAT
WHAT HAPPEN??
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>>2738708
>extension of VR chat with dysgenic out of shape retards
yeah pretty much. it wasn't always this bad, but aids riddled faggots from other games used as tranny chatrooms, or sometimes actual furry chatrooms, have used every underhanded method in the book to push gamers away while attracting more of their ilk. we're at a point of no return where all of the normal people fucked off and the average player is a retarded chatroom rper who doesn't want to engage in anything outside of gooning to text or using the game like vrchat because they're ugly social outcasts irl. you will get banned for playing a bad guy role properly just to give you an idea of the current climate. sometimes outright, other times it is an unspoken rule and they'll find a reason to get rid of you. that kind of thing.
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>>2739921
fake news
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>>2739926
i'm praying for that 1/4 chance you end up developing a resistance to antidepressants and ACKing yourself
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My spacefu has stopped playing so I stopped playing too
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>>2740022
i could be your new 'fu
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>>2740022
>his spacefu is bob shafton
man cmon there's way better choices
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>>2740035
post flist
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>>2739690
sexpest main rest spamming a helpless unrobust taylor swift. she called it out 3 or four times. she finally killed in him shuttle brig but damn that was uncomfortable see going on
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>>2740073
i just read the logs
i literally want to cry
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>>2740076
another broken in waifu, another day for sexmain
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>did u ahelp it
>[23:14:50]ADMIN: HELP: Skeleton Steve/(Grubz): this dude really gonna erp her on the shuttle? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>I was taking a fat shit when it was ahelped about
>if you think it was rulebreaking or weird open a banreq

maybe thats why its never ahelped lil krommy
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Taylor Swift/TayIor Swift (@314,253,1) As Galactic Common : He wont let me wear the clothes I want

KILL SEXMAIN
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I used to wonder why secmain was banned for so long, then I actually encountered him in game.

Anyway its kind of sad what they did to Taylor, she says she might not come back because of these thinly veiled rapings he always does to people
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>>2740064
No it was a femstatic.
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>she
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>>2739921
truth, its been so sad seeing this server degrade over the last decade I've been here. used to meet solid, hilarious people, now it's depressed weirdos with a chip on their shoulder.
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>>2740137
>they
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>>2740087
secmain regularly ballwashes lil krommy so he doesnt want to take any action against him. its pathetic the way krommy operates
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it's up
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>>2740458
security main when he sees taylor swift in her sundress
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Taiyor is a good player regardless of femstatic status, not sure why certain people even have beef with xer.
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no good player would make their ckey tayior swift
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>>2740552
well one did apparently
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>>2740567
who?
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raping tayior to the free bird guitar solo
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VG is gay come to a real hood server
https://discord.gg/XSAckB2m
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>>2741465
fuck off tranny
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when is the next robust tournament?
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>>2741497
have you see the average freak that plays VG these days LMAO
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i am pretty and popular
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>>2730897
Do they even still exist? I remember hearing about them like a year ago.
I'm interested because I came too late to play Misuterii High but I never saw them on the hub, and they don't have a website or anything so shrug.
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when is date night
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>>2742042
normally on valentines day the admins either run date events or at the very least let us be cringe for a bit. you can date people on your own though, you just have to keep the emotes tame or you run the risk of exploding all over your partner (into gore, not cum)
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>>2742042
You mean rest spam night, right?
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>>2742129
>normally on valentines day
That's like 8 months away. There aren't any femstatics that even last that long on the server.
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>>2742193
we have quite a few, but yeah a lot of them are busy with their space job or are skeptical if someone asks them out on a date. but there are plenty of players that will be like "eh screw it, it may be fun". the first step is asking, if they turn you down early into the round you can always ask later when most of their job duties are done
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>>2741640
yeah and I'm sure your half life flavored space station 13 discord isn't a total tranny hell hole
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>>2741943
ckey?
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also never date a seccie. someone will inevitably kill you trying to make them go full punisher mode
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>>2742239
>our trannies are better than your trannies!
Wow this is how far 4cuck VG has fallen lmao
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>>2742277
you're literally a discord tranny
I can't say the same about myself
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>>2742262
ReimusArmpit
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New round starting in 10
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'uck my 'ock
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>>2742534
ywnbaw
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>>2742236
>the first step is asking
oh no, my IRL shyness seeps into video games I play yet again.
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I start to get a boner when I'm talking to someone I like
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I get a boner when I talk to people I hate
Fucking trannies, man
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I miss Schlomo
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>>2742918
he's unbanned
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>>2742918
he was literally sitting at the desk yesterday fucking neverplayer
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>>2742755
i get it, but i'm going to encourage you to at least ask if that's roleplay you want to do. yeah a lot of people will go "no way fag" and run off but there are players that actually enjoy silly RP
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I miss nicholas blaine
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post (you)r bans
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>>2743117
got banned from /vg/station for a few years for accidently creating a gas chamber in a closet
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>VG player walks out of home for 0.5 seconds
https://youtu.be/j6Miw3pgBe4
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>frame random people for crimes they did not commit
>other seccie eats the bwoinks and ahelps for it

lol
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>>2743199
Still obsessed with trans people? Sad existence you live
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>>2743295
Nug is the bottom in their relationship
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holy shit check cnn
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>>2743424
he made all of that up
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name 3 "weird" things secmain has ever done
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>>2743117
Got ‘banned from nu VIJI for speaking over the comms the following sentence: asterisk splooges all over comms asterisk. My apologies to the admins I offended, toodaloo.
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i named my pothos bathos
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>schlomo gives AA to traitor after being implanted and asked to give AA but logs out shortly afterwards in a 4am round
>two weeks ban
>securitymain self-antags, metagrudges, does forced ERP at a prime time round
>two days ban
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>>2744698
may we see the proof
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*sticks out my tongue for the picture*
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New to the thread, why play SS13 over 14?
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>>2745377
because uhhh..
ermm...
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>>2744737
rest spamming isn’t logged unfortunately
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>>2745575
what does resting have to do with anything
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>>2741465
>splurt refugee autistic scat fetishist "spacecrusader" is a mod
huge red flag
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>>2744698
Exactly, secmain should have been given a perm and schlomo shouldn't have been banned at all
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>>2743711
Pretending to rape people
The weird /pol/ tier characters and racist remarks
Getting into a relationship with one of the players and actually taking it seriously
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>>2745851
fair enough
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>>2745851
How is it weird when everybody does it?
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>>2745940
Its only him that does that.
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>>2741465
>dicksword
I am sick and tired of everything being done through here. Why is it too hard for these faggots to implement oh I don’t know, a in-game ticket system like they’ve done for the past 15+ years in other online games?
Whenever I ask this I just get “b-but it’d overload the game server!”, nigger you already have fucking ahelps (which rarely get responses or at minimum a confirmation of being read), hell if ahelps even had something like “janny saw this” from matrix, then maybe they wouldn’t feel like shouting into the void, that or you report a IC overescalation and the retarded janitor goes “handle it IC” when I’m crit and suffocating in a locked freezer because the chef beat me up after I showed him my chef ID from HoP, accidentally burnt one food item, and then missed his chat since I was in the cooking craft menu (apparently this is “false use of ahelp” on tg despite the chef chimping his shit out and overreacting)
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>>2745943
we have multiple players that rape people, act racist, and take ic relationships seriously
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>>2745971
nug, timmy taser, pinky
who else am I missing?
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>>2745971
He got into an actual relationship with Fiona and dated outside of the game.
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>>2745990
emma, fiyah, and i vaguely remember a medical doctor that did weird shit with their patients but i'm blanking on the name
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>tfw can't even get a date in game
>yet he manages to get dates done both in and out of the game
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>>2745994
that's actually very cute
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>>2745994
what a chad
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>>2745994
blessed
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>resting on someone once or twice after they get stunned by someone else as a joke
>rape

>racism
>"weird and sexual"

ok tranny
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>>2745994
oh man bathos must be so jealous
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>>2746032
which one? the beta faggot that wants to be a woman or the beta faggot that chases the beta faggot that wants to be a woman out of desperation?
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>yike a doodle doo there chudmuffin tbagging is like unethical goony fappers and like super sexual okay no tbagging no saying ez yall be kind to eachother practice JOY and gratitude journalling
how many 30+% apr credit cards do you guys own genuine question
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>>2746150
that's actually a really good point. lil krommy is literally the kind of faggot who would ban you for t-bagging in halo lmfao what a fucking clown
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Anyone else remember Leon saying they had a terminal illness IRL? What was that all about
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>>2746216
the only illness he has is mental illness
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>>2746216
biggest attention seeking loser on this server. i have no idea why he isn't banned considering the things he does. probably ERPing with the admins on discord
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>>2745377
Ex-/vg/ coder tranny and his tranny cabal sabotaged the game by relying on a central authentication server and a big surprise to no one the cabal in charge of the game collapsed and so did the game.
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>>2745377
ss14 is missing half the stuff ss13 has. there's less than no reason to play ss14 over 13. even the community has all of the aids of modern ss13 but cranked up to 11, see >>2746502
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>>2746502
>>2745377
trannies can't go 5 seconds without shooting themselves in the foot and acking lmao
Hope it was worth betraying people who actually appreciated your work, PJB you tranny faggot.
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>>2746355
but enough about sexmain
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lets get those talons nice and sticky
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I speak on behalf of everyone when I say we miss security main
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>>2747300
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vox raiders holding me down while I thrash and squirm and they rip the lower part my jumpsuit open and take turns having their way with me and I give in and lay there like a dead fish in a catatonic state with tears streaming down my face
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>>2747300
I have a pretty high tolerance but he is easily the worst player ive seen
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Can you believe that the rest button gets added right after sexpestmain gets banned? Fucked up
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>>2747418
but enough about ailsa dochartaigh
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>>2747670
Free Archinist
Free Fridge Knapp
Free 2Slimes
Free Aerodynamix144
>>2747752
Everyday we stray further from god’s light.
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please do not lust after the birds, it makes them feel wanted and we're way behind on our vox abuse quota. remember: if you ever feel the urge to have intercourse with a vox, punch them in their face instead
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punching vox until i cum
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resting on ailsa until krommy bans me
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helping ailsa with triage until we're on track to have everyone alive and he throws me out of medbay
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approving cargo orders and requesting the cargo shuttle then unloading the shuttle when it arrives and packaging the parcels and sending them down the delivery chute
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cooking a well balanced healthy meal for the crew in a cute sundress and heels
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>>2749168
not proper ppe
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>>2749182
Take that up with NanoTrasen
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more like nanotransen
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I speak on behalf of securitymain when I say I miss Falson. Please come back, I've changed I swear.
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I speak on behalf of Falson because her mouth is full, heh.. she says no
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I am security_main

I am going to rape again. This time with a dedicated button and hotkey.
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>>2749422
HE'S GONNA DO IT
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end the VG rape culture
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I will defend Taylor Swift to the death
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Security being able to start as antags is pretty retarded if you actually stop to think about it
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Security raping the crew is pretty retarded if you actually stop to think about it
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Kromkar is actually a pretty good admin if you don't think about it.
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I hate when I'm in the grocery store just trying to buy my shit and leave and there are a million silent shufflers in my way
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I hate when I'm at work just trying to jobby and people keep trying to talk to me
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I was self-antagging at the mall and security came and rested on me
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>tfw duty to retreat state so you have to abide by escalation rules during the burglary
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Secmain is having a schizo melt down in the thread again. Sad
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>>2750315
lil' krommy vs 13tantrums is yesterdays news, we're shitting on secmain now, grandpa
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all the security mains where I live are jeets
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>>2750765
you live in hyderabad
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>>2751636
close, canada
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burntdevil and kromkar made me get on webcam and touch myself and i didnt want to do it but i wanted them to think imcool because they r so much older and stuff
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New round starting, hop on.
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timmy rested on me once after i got owned and i ahelped it and lil krommy banned him for it without investigating
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I farted on 13monkeys once and he ahelped it
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New round starting, but wouldn't bother.
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bathos finally broke the silence. kromchads eating real good tonight
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>lil krommy is a pedo retard who bans everyone for no reason and doesn't even look through logs before doing so
>yeah but he's active
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honesty the server is pretty self governing 99% of the time except for the 1% where there actually is an epic griefer man chopping everyone's heads off, but players can just spam helps and it'll ping the discord (where at any time a dozen admins ARE active being discord mods) then they can quickly ban the guy instantly for 30min to stop the griffin then log dive to see if she's truly a griefer and issue a permaban
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haven't played in a few months, is yvelle still around
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>>2753360
yes. hello
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>>2746502
> and so did the game.
Still 4x as many players every day as SS13.
>>2746564
Then fork it and add them.
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>>2753219
This post isn't on the forums
did it get deleted or did you really write this much just to make a fake screenshot
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i'm crying again
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vox cloaca fleshlight
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>>2753336
>honesty the server is pretty self governing 99% of the time
if you're talking about vg, that's because the admin team outnumbers the active playerbase lmao.
>>2753570
>Then fork it and add them.
i'm not wasting time reinventing the wheel on some bootleg owned by insane pedo trannies who can dehub my server.
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i think we can all agree that resting is not weird sexual rape
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>>2754544
yeah, its only weird sexual rape when you get stunned, cuffed, dragged to the captains bed, buckled to the bed, and then rest spammed
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>>2754547
spacemen need to count their lucky stars when they just get rest spammed stationside. things will go very different if say, someone had an outpost on the asteroid or something
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>>2754544
I'd say it's pretty much teabagging, which is weirdly sexual, but not rape
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yeah its just teabagging bro
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>>2754567
it is for 99% of our playerbase i think. i see it more like
>haha idiot you got tased, get rested
but if you purposefully take someone to a bed and do it you deserve to get your ass blasted
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>>2754557
>>2754572
now that I think about it, farting on someone is really our form of teabagging
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>>2754557
>>2753308
Kromkar is a mentally ill freak who probably got molested as a child so he has to project that onto other people. The only reason why he's even active is because he's a loser who has nothing better to do.

He should be on SSRIs, not SS13.
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>>2754557
I think tackle/resting and crawling under + fart or resting spam is fine
Tasing is the retarded part
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soon...
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resting and farting in a bed with a blanket that someone is sleeping in to dutch oven them
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pretty and popular
resting and farting
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Holy shit it's been fucking 2 and a half weeks and still no decision.
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when I rest spam it's because I am being a silly goose
when securitymain does it it's because he's a degenerate freak who has dick in his hand at that very moment
the intent is what matters, and no, you as an autistic incel are not good at hiding your intent.
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>>2756059
preach queen
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>>2755506
Because there isnt going to be a decision
He isnt planning to deadmin him and he cant reject it either because he knows that rejecting the request could send anti-kromkar faction into a frenzy so hes just patiently waiting until something else happens that shifts the attention away from Kromkar and this gets memory holed and then hes going to silently close or maybe even delete the thread and act like it never happened.
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kromkar is bad because uhh...
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>>2756474
Nonsensical bans without log diving.
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>>2756474
>>2756485
adding "yeah i didn't even look into the issue, appeal it on the forums"
i don't even dislike kromkar, but come on man
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muscular vox with cum gutters
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please understand
he had to take such a massive dump during the ahelps and restspam that he just couldn't even
happens all the time
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Why are there no LRP ERP servers?
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>>2756604
at that point we just kinda ERP in discord
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cm is so fucking gay man i hate these people
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how do i get back into spess without everyone realizing who i am and why i got banned everywhere
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>>2756645
make a new ckey retard
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>>2756654
Do not listen to this anon. He will harvest all your data.
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make your ckey mlley cyrus
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left hand kromkar
right hand iced out
all the troons love me
all the goons hate me
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you're 40 it's time to get a job krommy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOzN0eihsE
I dedicate this song to tayior swift
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>>2756818
Good song! Thanks!
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>>2753308
>2slimes are upstanding saints within the /vg/ community and can do no wrong whatsoever especially to the beta cucks like lumbermancer and 13trannies
>and Stay Gone!
Yvel you could’ve saved me so I could keep doing dastardly deeds you fake evil nigga
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Watching Rocky Horror Picture Show in the background as I jobby in /vg/station
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>>2756958
peak tranny
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>>2756965
Rocky Horror is actually antiwoke
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>>2756969
not sure what led you down this path but you're retarded
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>>2756385
I love how our admins all act like sniveling kikes like this. Good work Bathos
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Looking at box cargo really does make me realize how much filler space there is around there.
Were arrivals not entirely segregated and huge, I'd just tear the QM office out and slap the trading port there.
Stole the port from synergy for reference.
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bathos despises the community, hasn't played a round in over 7 years, and hasn't actively adminned, other than stepping in to act like the big swinging dick on the forums to make some sort of arbitrary ruling against players hes never interacted with, or played with before
why is he still here? why remain part of a community you despise?
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bring back movie nights
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>>2757094
name 5 movies you'd play on movie nights
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>>2757060
bathos is the only headmin that plays anon. he plays at least once a week for a few hours, usually cargo. nipples is the one who doesnt play anymore
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>>2757101
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
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>>2757057
voxies would love dock closer to crew! is so annoying humans have to go so far to just buy items
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>voxies
it twitched
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>pretty, popular
it stuck out for the picture
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>>2757468
sorry chud you can't dick down the birds
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>>2757778
my taser says otherwise
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>>2757783
*whispering*
just give her like 50 credits dude she's down bad for humans
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>>2757045
Would you prefer if he displayed his true feelings?
Would you prefer if Bathos said he doesnt care if Kromkar uses his admin powers to find and kill 3 of the players irl he still wouldnt deadmin him because hes his friend and the players are just expendable goyim that were born just to entertain the admins to him(and to everyone else on the admin team.)?
No you wouldnt you would have a even bigger melty if he was honest.
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>>2757864
Yeah I wish he would so the low iq cattle that still play this server would finally quit and the world would be free of the rotten corpse that is VG
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i like our community and it makes me smile when we play together. not sorry
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Slow-mo 10 year train crash with every single opportunity to course correct without being a defensive kike, yet they chose the most anti-social option each time. Reproduction/growth was never an option for vg
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vox reproduction gives me growth
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>>2758912
we have discussed this. if you do not hit them, they will be too comfortable amongst the crew. if you really loved vox you would be beating them. is this your first day?
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>>2759000
i just cant bring myself to beat fiyah. im sorry
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>>2759232
you know that is going to get it hurt right? if you want it to be safe keep it on it's ship
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>>2758512
The kind of person that still plays this shit in 2026 wouldnt quit even if Bathos started demanding monthly human sacrifices.
They will keep playing until they die or the server gets shutdown at which point they will probably all kill themselves because vgstation was their entire identity it was their only reason to keep going and without it they cant keep going they cant move on.
They arent leaving no matter what Bathos does.
They might complain but theyre never leaving.
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>>2759808
Guess it makes sense why Pomf and co. cater to the leftie trannies on the discord. They know they're too mentally ill to ever get off the train.
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voxies hasnt left my mind and I went to the booru and gooned to vox porn and cummed all over my human belly
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ADMIN: (reimusarmpit/Fug) started the game as a Security Officer.
ADMIN: (germansanta/PUG) started the game as a Security Officer.
ADMIN: (irishmaniac/Lug) started the game as a Security Officer.
ADMIN: (spacedgod/Tug) started the game as a Security Officer.
ADMIN: (securitymain/Nug) started the game as a Security Officer.

5 minutes later

SAY: Ailsa Dochartaigh/_Riekland (@112,182,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): FUCKING BUGS!
SAY: Larry Trovato/Gallywix4 (@111,145,1) As Galactic Common : ALL BUGS BELONG THE GROUND!
SAY: Schlomo Gaskin/Lumbermancer (@118,168,1) As Galactic Common : Kill the bug now

NT consequences: Mandatory racism training for all human employees.
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>>2760563
ailsa was lame that round. what could have been a silly fun race war turned into murder boning gayness. just rp ailsa its not hard
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Post some pictures I can use for the next OP
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>>2760689
recently became relevant again
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voxies voxies voxies
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bug boyfriendz
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humies!
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>>2761408
who are your favorite humies?
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>>2761734
active ones?
uhhhhh my #1 spot is a hard draw between luke and nick. i also love foodoro, taylor, and candy but they're girls. i also adore orlando and mcgee. there are honestly to many for me to name because so many are sweethearts
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oh and snorri/nickolai but he's usually busy with stuff so i don't like bugging him with my RP
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you have be a mentally ill tranny to like doldrums, reimusarmpit, germansanta or tayior swift
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you have be a mentally ill tranny to dislike doldrums, reimusarmpit, germansanta or tayior swift
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cut it out with the t word
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t*yior
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i'm mentally chill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0LFYa6InM
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it's bath time
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forcefully shoving the small vox trader down to the floor and forcing her into solitary confinement
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vox love
i love vox
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VOXO SEXO
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foodoro sexoro
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foodoro fart extraction team
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>bathostranstime wasn't a joke
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>>2764325
source?
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>>2756059
dis nigga can sense secmains arousal telepathically
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discordpedo main
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>>2756059
>the intent is what matters
always be on harm intent when you restspam
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>Station time: 23:32
dead game
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favorite tayior swift moment?
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>>2767133
when i asked her to be my gf and she said yes :3
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timmy x tayior
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how do you get your space gfs to say yes
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>>2767358
have the fastest rest in the west
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>>2767360
that definitely makes all the ladies say YES
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>>2767358
Don't take no for an answer.
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>>2767358
*Spooge* on her while moaning into commss>>>>
Trust
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Ahelping whenever Secmain rests on someone just in case Krommy is on
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>>>/v/744095283
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You are all tranny faggots and need to kill yourself.
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>>2768533
prove it
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Are there any /vg/ archives that date back to 2011-2012~? Kinda wanna take a trip back to memory lane
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Yo can someone link w/e discord you guys use these days?
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giggle fart
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>>2760563
>>2760573
>yeah im doing the most obnoxious gimmick possible but just RP with me bro its not hard
when the sanest officer in your team is spacedgod, then a culling is in order. reimu's presence alone justifies a lynching imo
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Nigga would be a good bug name
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Bugga would be a good nigger name
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remember when leon had a brain tumor and crashed his car and killed all his friends then posted tums to make up for it
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13monkeys won.
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i tried to log into my byond account and it said it was deactivated so i tried to recover my password and they just didn't send me an email. is it over?
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>>2770123
No you’re free to reinvent yourself now like I did
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>>2770458
ckey?
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>>2770511
hubertzero
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>they're doing a 'modern remaster' style facelift to ss14's core branch
>direct soulless downgrade
haha, not even a random indie game is safe from this plague
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>>2770629
looks good to me *shrug*
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i think lil krommy likes foodoro
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It's crazy that the sloptranny could never figure out how to ban evade or afford a VPN
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free my nigga barackobama69
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>>2770890
leto's services require money now
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>>2770629
great, now can they figure out how to handle appeals systems for servers and better ahelp/ticket systems that don't rely on fucking pisscord?
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>>2770629
fuckking ewwie
this has to look like abject gorilla shit with their stupid 3d shadows too what the fuck were they thinking
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>>2768649
I dont think there are any available /v/ archives from that timeframe, unfortunately

https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/4chan
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>>2771189
That's a shame but thank you.
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>>2770857
Here's your strict and abrasive admin trying to get approval from a guy that pretends to be a highschool anime girl. It's almost as though he's not strict or abrasive and those are just excuses used to cover up the fact that he's a colossal retard.
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>>2770458
that's kind of cringe.
if it doesn't let me recover my account i'm just going to add 2 to my username
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what are some current servers that allow kid non human characters? i want to be the little boy cat
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>>2771754
Going through the logs to see what Krommy does on a daily basis is amusing.
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>>2772041
>what Krommy does on a daily basis
nothing at all
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>>2772045
he plays steam games with burntdevil
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>>2772054
i'm glad they are friends. they both seem to share a similar form of misery and maybe having someone to talk through it can help their anger issues
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Can someone give me a rundown on the current meta cliques on /vg/station? I want to know who to look for and who to avoid when playing.
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>>2772095
>the swifties
taylor / foodooro / snorri
>the medbirds
any vox in medbay
>the Ku Klux Klan
Kromkar, Kharkov, Kernikov
>Smoke Maltys
smoke maltys
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>>2772095
>bugs
tug, nug, PUG, fug, lug
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imagine the waifu metaclique chasing you around the station and wrestling you to the ground because you touched one of their butts
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>>2772059
Of all the Discord boyfriends Nipples could've chosen, did he really have to go with Burntroon's BFF? I guess old gay dudes don't have a lot of options so they have to settle for fat neets like Kromkar.
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vox abortions
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>>2772811
slamming a vox egg touchdown style in front of the vox who laid it
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how would you fix this?
1: add a set of telecomms to centcom and a linked relay in the ERT/DS shuttles
2: shuttle relay but linked to the main station, and wrangle the main comms to listen to the ERT/DS freqs
3: copy nukeops' allinone telecomms mainframe
4: your onion here
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going through vox cum withdrawal x_X
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>>2773258
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>>2773258
what does vox cum taste like
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>>2773091
isn't there supposed to be a comms system on centcomm for ERT and stuff
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>>2773446
blue raspberry
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hard bug exoskeleton
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bug sex vs vox sex
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>>2773981
voxies is softer
not sure what the appeal of bugs would be. maybe that they're short?
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>>2774018
bug bonerz
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feathery friends!
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I feel like the people on vgstation open the fridge over and over expecting something diffrent to be inside if they close and open the fridge enought times.
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EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY
BATHOS CAME HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD BOY
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>>2773091
>how would you fix this
Don’t ERT come off of a ship?
#1 would work fine, no idea why you would put telecomms on centcomm though, since if a antag wants to sab the ERT shuttle to destroy comms (and make escape or murder easier) then that’d be best.
Imagine the kino of a solo nukie having ERT roll in, so he silently sneaks away with his invisible spacesuit and plants C4 on the ERT shuttle to blow it up
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Lil Krommy is in the latest predator poachers
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>quit playing and deadmin because you'reburned out and tired of admin drama
>spend all your time on the forums instead crying how admins are poopooheads
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what would happen if bathostranstime and kromkar's boyfriend were no longer headmins? choose carefully:
>A) vg would heal
>B) nothing would change because they don't do anything
>C) they wouldn't even care because they don't play the game
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>>2775753
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>>2775753
B
Any new head admin they would try replacing bathos with would do the exact same shit as him and let his friend do whatever he wants it would just be diffrent names behind it.
Favoritism is a inherent part of being a human.
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What's ss14 missing that most people still play 13?
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DU?
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>>2775975
>Favoritism is *an inherent part of being a *faggot
ftfy. himmler talks about this btw.
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Is there a single person that's not capable of being an admin? I feel like even a hardcore drug addict could meet our requirements.
>No, you need a good standing with the server.
Kromfag doesn't and yet he's still here.
>You need to learn the admin tools.
All you have to do is press the wizard/nukeop button and occasionally make a retarded Centcomm announcement. Admins don't even have to rub two brain cells together and send a fax.
>You'll be expected to help players with bugs or answer game related questions.
Most admins don't even know how engineering works and they can't point to a single line of code.
>You need to be active.
lmao
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>>2776013
unironically the community. discord has utterly ruined games like ss13, but ss14 is completely unsalvageable on that front.
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du dudu du du du
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I would love this game if mentally ill female-coded low test basedboys weren't allowed to run rampant in leadership and in the playerbase.

Fun literally isn't allowed on this server and it sucks to play. They've locked off the forum with some code word so nobody can respond to ban requests or respond to admin decisions, so it's not even worth playing.
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it's literally just a discord server now
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>>2776539
Not true
We might be empty for 23 hours a day but when we all get on together at the scheduled meeting time we can get 30 high pop for 1 hour a day.
Sometimes we can even go up to 40 if were lucky.
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>>2776513
do you play any other servers? we could make a thread on /vg/ and leave this one to be the vgtranny containment thread but if nobody here actually plays other servers it would be pointless. now that i think about it, it would probably help attract new players to the game since /vg/ isn't a dead game retirement home board nobody even knows exists like /vm/ is, so it could be worth a try either way.
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>>2776579
vg was the one server that took a hard stand on not having shitty micromanaging admins, but that changed too somewhere along the line. No, I've tried a lot of servers. They have all demolished the soul of something that used to be amazing.
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>>2776013
> *all* of the features and subsystems
> light mode anything (i can't reet)
> soul
> decentralization
> servers that aren't 18+ Anthro AFFIRMING Medium Well RP Experience ~events :3~ whitelist for our whitelist discord NO INTERVIEW! LEARN SS14! ~
because even marine land is like that for some reason and you're supposed to take it super seriously too, as if moth people who don't fit into their own armor isn't completely immersion-breaking and Fucking Retarded
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>>2776013
SS13 is a solved game. Lots of people enjoy solved games.
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>>2776559
Everyone is just busy and free time is a thing of the past. That's why Steam has zero concurrent players at all times. Admins have never done anything wrong and, if they did, their retarded decisions wouldn't hurt the server anyway. Take your meds!
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>>2776594
i played vgstation back in 2017 and it was pozzed back then with petty, micromanaging, openly homosexual admins. when exactly was this server amazing? the first 2 years out of the 12 it has existed? ngl you sound utterly stockholm raped.
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>>2775217
>it's real
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>>2776632
the difference between now and then is that the server actually had a lot of shitters so the scrutiny made sense
nowadays the players have evolved but the administration has devolved. the worst player you can think of has a better understanding of the rules than kromkar who thinks he can permaban antags for flooding the station with n2o
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>more nonresponses from headmins
Just three more weeks, bro, just three more weeks, I swear I'll find a reason not to deadmin Kromkar if I just get another four weeks. I might have to edit the logs to do it but god damn it, in just five more weeks you will all enjoy Kromkar unwashed neet dick crammed down your throat, I need just another six months.
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what really sucks is when the last populated round votes for a map nobody will even want to join during deadpop
yeah, like anyone's going to latejoin an 18 hour elapsed jungle/snow/theseus round, even just to call the shuttle to vote for a new map
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>>2776960
he just needs to stop doing stupid shit like bwoinking people who are doing shit as antag without checking if they are an antag and punishing people for legitimate ic escalation. people shit on him all the time but i think the only problem with him imo is that he has gotten a bit lazier while admining. he needs a break so he can just play the game for a bit without getting 50 "retardmcretard: this xenomorph just killed me, was he antag?" ahelps
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>>2776708
namedropping some literally who tranny admin from a dead server like anyone who actually plays ss13 is supposed to know who that is definitely makes you look sane and not buckbroken. you're part of the the reason this thread is unusable.
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>>2777082
the tranny admin in question was also namedropped in the OP of the thread you're using. you seem lost anon
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>>2776513
>They've locked off the forum with some code word so nobody can respond to ban requests or respond to admin decisions
Really?
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everyone i dont like is a tranny
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>>2777170
if anything, that reinforces my point. also,
>using "anon" as a term of endearment
this is how i know you're a faggot.
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>>2777284
do you even know what "term of endearment" means
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>>2777300
"hon" is one i'm sure you're familiar with.
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>>2777335
can you really not think of a single reason someone might call someone else "anon" on 4chan other than their being a tranny
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moth mandibles
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>>2777177
Yes, if you are a new player or haven't had a forum account and you get banned, there isn't a way for you to appeal it. You get greeted with the registration page and it asks you for a code word that they change regularly.
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>>2776594
Yeah, I've been here longer than you, you missed it bro
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sticking out your orifice for the picture
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I raped a vox but the vox liked it so I'm no longer a based rapist but a gay furry
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>>2777371
It's currently "What plagues the thread" or something like that, and both "slop" and "trannies" are valid answers
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am i your lil goon kitten? :3
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>>2778230
NO. now go back to discord
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>>2778341
fine! >;o
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>>2776013
Appeals and tickets and reports that aren’t on some off game pisscord.
If you’re going to manage a community, keep the tools for managing the community in the game, shit like RuneScape and etc figured this shit out with in-game clans and ticket/feedback tools. Even fucking Project Zomboid had a in-server ticket management system (though it’s depreciated because muh pisscord).
That’s one of the few things that pisses me off, no I’m not joining your pisscord to get updates in-game, or to read the “full rules.”.
Forums are at least publicly viewable to guests and indexable to search through, but good fucking luck looking through past ban appeals and rulings on pisscord to get a general idea on server management’s stances on certain things just to be safe.
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>>2778553
This also means a janitor has to LOG into the game to fucking issue a ban or check appeals, not sit back in pisscord never joining the game for weeks but having jurisdiction on someone’s ban request.
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>its the epic high pop round of the night
>10 players
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those are not enough player SIR i need to go to cm colloidal marine and get fuck.ed by many 100 peopel SIR shooting runny
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>>2778585
it was pretty comfy. you should have joined
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>>2778834
why join a dead game when i can whine about it instead
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>sexmain doesnt show up for a week
>pop plummets

Have you said "thank you" to him yet?
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secmain suckies
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BIG krommy
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mime girls...
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>the cute mime girl gasping silently as i fuck her senseless
>she looks into my eyes and whispers "harder"
>pull out my vector and blow her brains out for breaking her vow of silence
>continue thrusting unbothered
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>>2779735
>it was the clown in a dress banbaiting
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>>2779735
bad mime. in that situation you emote gasping and moaning while holding one hand up flat and using your other hand to make a fist and punch it
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>>2779414
thank you sexmain for the peaceful rounds without your presence.
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>>2779735
type shit you would see while wraith stalking the inquisitor on 2018 lifeweb
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I beat this game countless times
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I beat this game every day
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Yawn. Another day of lil krommy complaining about getting his schizo meds. A week ago he was suicide baiting in trooncord.
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>>2780420
he desperately wants to be an internet tough guy that's above it all but he cries like a bitch to his discord boyfriends the moment you say anything lol
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kromkar more like kumkar
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*sniffs foodoros seat after shes done using it*
*looks around to make sure no one noticed*
<_<
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>>2780611
foodoro would sniff you before you could even sniff the seat
weh
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vox are the cleanest best pleasure
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>>2780627
weh!
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itchy bum vox scooting their butts across the library carpet
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>havent played /vg/station in probably 10 years
>boot up the serbian to test out if i can play on Linux
>get it working with Lutris last night, test some stuff out, remember how to set up singulo successfully
>come back in again, its still the same round except some other guy is on the station, no idea if theyre active
>go open the book on the supermatter engine
>first issue, books dont seem to load
>45 minutes later while trying to troubleshoot the problem, engineering explodes
>welp, logoff
I doubt whoever did it is going to fess up to it but as far as I can tell, I set up the engine well enough and I think the server was going for well over 10 hours with no issue. Did someone griff the station or was there possibly something that I missed that has changed with the engine?
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tinkering with genetics to make the perfect vox boyfriend
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>>2780992
>[00:11:40]GAME: PA Control Computer increased to 2 by nuke55(Thane Avatar) in (225,184,1)
>[00:52:04]ACCESS: Logout: Nuke55/(Thane Avatar) (Antimatter Engine Room - 245,167,1)
>[18:00:24]ACCESS: Login: Nuke55/(Thane Avatar) from [NOPE] || BYOND v516.1685
>[18:20:50]ADMINWARN: ADMIN LOG: A singulo exists and a containment field has failed. (225,172,1)
>[18:22:14]GAME: Explosion with size (1, 2, 3) in area Antimatter Engine Room
>[18:22:14]GAME: Explosion with size (1, 2, 3) in area Antimatter Engine Room
>[18:22:14]GAME: Explosion with size (1, 2, 3) in area Antimatter Engine Room
>[18:22:14]GAME: Explosion with size (1, 2, 3) in area Antimatter Engine Room
>[18:23:21]ACCESS: Logout: Nuke55/(Thane Avatar) (Engineering - 222,166,1)
>[18:26:00]ADMINWARN: ADMIN LOG: Thane Avatar (nuke55) has gone into CRIT! (INTENT: HELP).
>[18:28:22]EMOTE: Thane Avatar/Nuke55 (@222,166,1): seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
>[18:28:22]GAME: Nuke55/(Thane Avatar) has died at Engineering. Coordinates: (222,166,1)
Hoisted by your own petard lol, Im surprised it took around an hour for that singularity to get loose.
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t-timmy...!!
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Just imagine the izzat loss if the headmins deadmin Kromkar now and admit that they were wrong and 13monkeys right, what a fucking embarassment it would be, utter dhalit behaviour. They could just as well headmin 13monkeys.
No, our brahmin headmins will keep their izzat and continue subjecting us to Kromkar.
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>>2781793
Fug. I could have sworn I notched it back to 0? I was having issues with the UI being unresponsive again because of trying to use BYOND on Linux, I guess maybe there was some fuckery involved there. Thanks for checking for me.
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>trannylo crying in the forum because she lost her discord role
kek this is kromkar's advisor btw
>[05:56]Kromkar [AONS], : Under counsel from @Grapeylo I am instead going to force Kharkov to deadmin req me if he would like me gone. False alarm.
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pretty popular lemon
you were always right
fire is the supplier
in the dead of night
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salmon with lemon
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i'm playing a dangerous game
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>>2782617
DU?
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>>2782618
roblox
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>>2782060
My guess would be the plasma in the tanks ran out, which in turn means no power generation. Once your SMES runs dry the emitters shut off and your singularity escapes.
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hi boys o/
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>>2783540
best space boys ?
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>>2783557
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legalize vox marriage
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bruh i cant cap, vox cum slaps
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>>2781440
for voxgenics, do you focus on cum amount or reducing refractory period
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idk how the headmins cant stop gooning and trooning on discord for 30 seconds to make a reply on the forums
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>>2784064
stop being weird, the voxies is not for sex
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should timmy join tonight :3
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I weh all deh
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DU DUDUDU DU DU DUDU
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>now there are 2 deadmin requests getting ignored
Admins are immune to criticism
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>>2786254
and this effects you.. how?
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weh weh weh...
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weh weh *fart
weh weh *fart
weh will weh will weh you
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New round starting in about 15 minutes.
Stop by if you feel like it.
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>>2787417
post tums and i will consider it
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>>2787461
No.
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>>2787517
*tears open your shirt, revealing your tums*
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tummy sharking
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my indigestion kicked in and i left my tums in the den
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Bake a new thread
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What was pomf like when he was active? I've only been playing the server for 8 years so I haven't interacted with him at all.
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>only one round on a saturday night
>maybe 12 pop max
>posts from 12 hours ago still on my screen
Sad state of this server and this thread
You should come play tomorrow we could go on an expedition or something.
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>>2788996
That's what I wanted to do yesterday and everyone quit over oddyssey
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>>2788996
this is solely because of jungle/odyssey griefvoter

nothing as demoralizing if just as you are entering the one golden round of the day, tay1or votes jungle and it somehow wins with 5% chance
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13vasbys
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13tayiorswifts
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vox prostate milking
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krommy milkies
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>>2788877
He was weird, I remember he had this period where he wanted to open an ice cream store so he started posting weird ass ice cream pictures in the newsletter. He also had a Gods lounge where he would teleport female players into to flirt with, mind youthe erp rule didnt apply to him
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>>2790383
female players or female characters?
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>>2790383
He used to send ice cream as a donation incentive for giving money to run the server. He even let you pick custom flavors
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>>2790383
pomf promised me two scoops for nudes but he only gave me one
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why is nobody playing DU anymore
sadness
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my new saying is noot noot
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no one make a new thread
goodbye forever
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>>>/vg/576224615
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I have been informed of the one thing that I fear the most, the commercialization of space station by absolute degenerates.
After the SS14 takeover, the project will be start being commercialized. The new project directors, seeking to obtain wages, have been consulting lawyers extensively, while drafting up euphemisms to say "actually this isnt actually commercial" when it clearly is.

Time will tell how this polycule will use their gamedev degrees to run the project to the ground.



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