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>Leo Cup
Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th

>7/1 Patch Notes
https://umamusume.com/news/100081/

>/v/ Triple Crown, July Edition
A three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below
>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)
>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)
>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)

>Catbox script
https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb

>Monthly Schedule (July)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg:orig

>Fun Race of the Month
"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:
>Tachyon and Scarlet
>Rudolf and Teio
>Ryan, Dober and Bright
>Chiyo and Maruzensky
>Halo and Princess
The track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.

>Umalator
https://umalator.app

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Windy Nanoda!
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>>2700329
Ugliest M*jiro
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>>2700331
You mean Ramonu
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Any rooms?
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>>2700333
Those eyes...
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*BANG*
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Slow day, what did (You) do today? How many careers?
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>>2700341
All this to lose to triumphant pulse
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>>2700343
2 careers, testing my aces on pubs first before I go with rebuilding my weakest link
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>>2700341
>Blocks you
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>>2700343
I'm in the middle of my third.
It's Endless Ragnarok day so that's probably it once I finish.
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>>2700343
I'm on my third career for the day to see if I'd be better off making parents in Aoharu since my deck isn't very suitable for MANT
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>>2700343
I'm seeing potential improvements switching from Bakushin Guts to Daiwa Power as my borrow, just need to hit a better inspiration.
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>>2700337
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Come run, time to lock in.
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>>2700343
2 careers, both fell short of aspirations
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>>2700343
5 careers and currently doodling bullshit
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>>2700346
>blocked by two pint sized umas
embarrassing
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>>2700343
4 careers, ill do another one before bed
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>couldn't finish my SOVL aces before the rooms
fuck it ill go with what i've got
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>>2700346
Umamusume racing should be a combat sport. Imagine Taiki just barreling through those two little shits on her way to the finish line.
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>>2700343
1 MANT 2 Unity, 6 spark rolls total all shit picrel is the best i got. I need to learn how to balance cards that give good hints, and cards that are good so i can get SS rank still
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>>2700343
0 careers but I'm gonna work on uma drawings before going to sleep now
Sprint aces are mostly done btw
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>>2700359
Only melinated American umas think like this
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>>2700359
>Umamusume with wipeouts
I'd play it, but not sure if the Yakuzers would approve
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>>2700351
The FEAST of kasamatsu begins her rampage!!!!
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If there's a lot of demand ill open multiple rooms! So dont worry about being left out of testing
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>>2700362
I do this and say this
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>>2700343
0, i dont feel like improving my aces for sprintslop when finals are going to be a diceroll anyways
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>>2700343
I did 4 runs and they were ass, so I'm gonna take a break and play some 7th Dragon.
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>>2700366
That's a scary ass oguri rival-kun
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>>2700343
5 aborted runs of no sprint A
Better luck tomorrow
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How would you guys go about running sweep for sprint? A fools errand?
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>>2700376
my accels....
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>>2700377
What kind of horrible mutation are you trying to do?
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>>2700376
>blocked on the final stretch for what seems like 10 full seconds
just got a glimpse into my A finals
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>>2700380
Mutation is big in this CM.
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>>2700379
What is a legend to a KING?
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>>2700383
>UG7
What kind of lab grown monstrosities are you guys making?
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>Bamboo run
>fails debut
>push on
>fails a g2
>enough fans to push on
>fails a g2 again
not enough fans to move on
This isn't going to get better in GL will it?
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>>2700385
You shouldn't be failing debut to be fair
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>>2700387
No shit
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You neighas wont see real Mutation until I engineer my dirt G medium G oshi shitter into a rickey slayer
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>>2700343
I shan't complain
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>>2700380
At least two people are trying to make Sprint Cafe, not me this CM though. Everyone I am using has to run the Tenno Sho Spring and doesn't have Sprint A naturally.
Part of me wants to run Teio since I have her now, but that would be two umas with Sprint F on my team...
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>>2700384
Without looking, I'm assuming witflation
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>>2700390
Bakushin or an unreleased uma?
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>>2700383
My God, that's 3 neck/nose losses in a row. I'm getting speed diffed hard
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>>2700390
it's not literally impossible but it damn near may as well be
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>>2700394
Nah it looked like a typical FL highroll
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>>2700390
______ comes out after that CM, doesn't she?
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>Get angry at Bakushin and murder her in Trackblazer for the event points
>Suddenly both she and Kita start doing their event chains next career
Hm, I still have to do this two more times, but I feel like Bakushin learned her lesson
Any uma (you) dislike for me to torment? Maybe avenge an agemasen/unfinished chain
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>>2700343
Making good progress on NN completionist, finished all the G1s and all but one dirt mile G2. After this it's mostly turf miles and longs. Might move on to Suzuka completionist after this.
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>>2700343
Moving on to the grandparent farming stage using those two, not looking forward to it
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>>2700397
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
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>>2700403
BAMBOO MEMORY!
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>>2700407
Looking good, time to get some momentum back
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>>2700404
Suzuka completionist was rather easy, actually. Longs are easy, sprints are easy, dirt mediums and dirt longs are easy, the only real problem might come with dirt sprints, but just get dirt to C and sprint to like B and youre all set
>t. one of the suzubros
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>500/500/500 for the Oka Sho
>inexplicably loses
>now lose out on 60 stats and useful hints from secret event
Fuck this shit I'm going back to MANT.
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I don't understand why publics are so much easier than racing against the autists here
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I'll wait until GL releases to start auto parent farming in MANT.
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>>2700417
Any 4chan room is gonna be a finals A simulator worst case scenario.
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>>2700408
Don't have her, nor Muteki
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i need more racing stam sparks....
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>>2700416
T. Person about to be traumatized back to Unity
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If only the newfags knew about the term "witcheck"
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>>2700417
Because people here know what the fuck they're doing generally

/v/rooms > public rooms (whales) > finals > round 1/2
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>>2700420
auto sucks at mant so you'd never get the extra white stars from hitting SS, auto in GL looks the most promising
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>>2700420
If its auto, why not Unity? Id imagine auto will have an easier time hitting SS rank there than in MANT. Or is the auto mode limited to certain scenarios?
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>>2700359
i wanna go to Umadieval Times and watch umas charge each other and try to knock each other down with sticks while eating a delicious dinner
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>>2700432
I'm not sure if you can schedule any race in any scenario or if they still need to do their career races?
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Based Mayabro
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>>2700414
Aw man that was some bullshit! My skills.....rematch
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>>2700429
Newfags don't know that we had to manually check gametora for every single career event
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>>2700435
How's that Urara looking?
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>>2700435
Oh shit was that you in the public room? I was admiring your Haru, didn't even realize you were from here.
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>>2700436
Everyone's improved so quickly, I gotta hit the mines asap.
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>>2700438
Missed OYL and Curvature chain, and kinda witlet. Turf A though!
>>2700439
Yeppers! Realized it was a bro from here when I joined your rooms before
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>Get paceblobbed
>Die
Epic
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>>2700415
I started with dirt sprints which was really rough at first, but Suzuka's D base sprint will be much more manageable. Seems like Fuku would be comparable in difficulty to Nature, will tackle that afterwards.
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>>2700440
Time to up the stakes
>Room 1
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>Room 2
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>Room 3
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Please join only one (unless they're not filling up)
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>>2700444
That's been happening to me a lot
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It's a shame this is kind of a glue run, because this is nice
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>>2700448
6/9 on room 1
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How are you guys making sprint oguris so strong?
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I have no idea how good my umas are.
For the first time, I am completely clueless about this CM.....
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>>2700459
Oguri isn't allowed to be bad, ever, its in the terms of service
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>>2700459
If losing: win.
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>>2700448
You boys sure can be scary ain't ya?
>Room 1
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>Room 2
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>Room 3
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>>2700459
2speed 3 wit bakushin
Sfv,bloom,gw,shrewd step, head on, PoC,IHS,Speed star, It's On, etc.
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>>2700462
How often are you winning in the sprintslop?
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>>2700459
She has Speed and Power bonuses and starting at Sprint E means she can be put at Sprint A immediately.

It also helps that her career doesn't really need high stam. Her longest race is Arima and just bursting a few times on Power is more than enough.

And Pulse is Pulse. Literally can't go wrong.
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I forgot to buy restraint on Sweepy. I'm an idiot.
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I swear to God the runner favorites are fucking random! Ive been spectating and I've seen lobbies of the exact same umas with different favorite orders
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>>2700467
Someone in room 1 pls!
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>team hymenaeus is all mares
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>>2700478
Doesn't she autoget it in career mode?
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>>2700482
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THESE BITCHES WOULD HAVE A HYMEN
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>>2700483
Did my first non-MANT career with her and thought so for whatever reason. Turns out you gotta buy it oops.
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>>2700471
No clue as well. I just started joining rooms
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What the hell am I supposed to use these on
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>>2700482
With their pussywhipped stallions as backup, yes
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>>2700489
Speed el condor pasa (poor version) or wit seiun
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>>2700489
Thats the neat part, you don't
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>>2700495
I used mine on Sweep...
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>>2700489
I'm thinking of using them on SRs I could use for parent hints just for a little extra oomph. i.e Sweep Tosho Wit.
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any buyfag?
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You're supposed to use tickets to get umas, if you spent carats on an uma banner you are bricked
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>>2700499
I would buy one of these in an instant if my wife ever got one(she won't)
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>>2700499
I want to buyfag but idek where the best merch is sold
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>>2700499
My wife barely gets merch.....
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>>2700489
Ayabe guts was one of the biggest nothing burgers in the game
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>>2700505
It mattered in Gemini and it would have mattered in this CM if not for the Unity update
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>>2700505
I disagree. Playing her and CB made me enjoy making End Closers.
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ok what kind of parents should i use on golshi for URA/Unity?
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>>2700467
I'm getting closer to that 3-0. You WILL not stop me.
>room 1
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>room 2
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>Room 3
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>>2700485
Yeah, because I broke them all
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>>2700489
You use them if an SR uma has good skills and you want to add her to your parent farm deck
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>>2700509
For what CM? Whats your goal? ace, regular run, what
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>>2700499
official Cygames merch is kinda lackluster
I focus on badges and keychains but pasting official ingame art onto them just doesn't do it for me
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>>2700510
My umas are perpetually in 1st and 4th & 5th on the final corner every time
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>>2700503
cystore?
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Jesus christ I am so outclassed I gotta go back to the drawing board. Some fucking roided out umas here
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>that stupid ass animation for Bamboo Janny's ult
Kill bad habits. Comb your bed head. Roundhouse kick your alarm clock's snooze button. Slam dunk litter into the trash can, or into the recycling bin if it can be recycled. Sprinkle fresh herbs into your meals. Stir fry vegetables in a wok. Judo throw stray branches into a woodchipper. Twist rusty screw heads off and replace them with new ones. Report delinquents to the student council. Do not stomp anything on the curb so it remains undamaged. Trap delinquents in detention. Eat a healthy and well balanced diet. Dissect frogs for your science class. Stomp the ground with steel cleats during pep rallies to show school spirit. Mandatory extra classes for underperformers.
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>>2700520
Discipline for the Win!
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>I have to farm Groundwork Bakushin umas now apparently
Fucking hell I hate that card
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>>2700499
for me, it's the Thoroughbred Collection
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>>2700482
>team hypergamous mares
grim
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>>2700525
Honestly I kinda like her now, its a solid funny card.
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What's gonna be considered a good winrate for this sprint CM?
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These races make no sense
Umas with inferior stats winning
No sprint A winning
It is pure casino
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>>2700529
At most probably 75%
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>>2700510
Not good enough, I need more power.
>Room 1
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>Room 2
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>Room 3
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Ill do just a few more, I'm unsatisfied and want to hit the mines.
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>>2700531
Honestly I find it pretty consistent, like sure positioning is pretty RNG but as far as good umas performing and placing i think it's very consistent.
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>>2700515
guess regular run not specifically for a cm
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>>2700529
60%: 3rd rate
75%: 2nd rate
90%: 1st rate
105%: GOAT
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>>2700531
short length, extremely tight meta, stat inflation and paceblob tomfoolery does that, terrible CM, im doing the bare minimum
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>>2700529
+70% maybe? Depends on what umas you are running. Even though it is sprintcasino there are still meta umas that can increase your consistency by a lot
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>>2700538
Imagine not getting at least 1000%, couldn't be me.
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>>2700526
I really like them but
>$50 a pop plus shipping
>are on the shitlist of the new cpsc nonsense so it's a gamble if your import package is even allowed in the country
I should have bought some a month+ ago...
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>>2700539
>terrible CM
ITS THE MOST FUN CM YOU MEAN!
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just noticed Nakayama Festa wears her beanie hat while swimming lol
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>>2700534
One more person in room 1 pls! God that number always struggles to get filled up
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>>2700547
What the fuck is her problem
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Cannot get a good OYL activation to save my fucking life tonight
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>>2700550
Bald
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>>2700551
Even with how much more consistent it is it's still ultimately a gamble skill
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>>2700546
Maybe if it was actually a gamble between every style but oguritaikiflower is as bad as xoger + doms, maybe even worse
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>>2700534
>4th
Lowest placement so far, scary motherfuckers.
>Room 1
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>Room 2
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>Room 3
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I'll do this one and one more for the night.
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>>2700558
It's gonna be absurdly common, oguri and taiki are free units
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>>2700560
I don't have Taiki
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>>2700553
Explain this.
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>>2700563
She is so fucking hot I want to die
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>>2700563
new wig she won in a gamble
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>>2700563
Society forced her to stop wearing her beanie
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PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
DO A MANT RUN
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>>2700571
I am NEVER touching that evil ass mode bitch
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>>2700571
I have seen the light, Chrono-san, I am not entering the tunnel again!
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>>2700571
Alright, 5 crashed MANT McQueens coming up
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>>2700571
Noppers! Thanks for asking tho
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>>2700571
I don't have a JP account
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>>2700571
>start mant run
>immediately quit
>request fulfilled
>less TP for fan runs
LOCK ME UP
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>>2700571
NOPE NOPE!
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>>2700559
NEED SOME MORE PEOPLE
JOIN FOR A FREE HOT SEX TICKET DURING YOUR NEXT RUN
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>>2700561
Your daily legend races?
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>>2700571
Fuck you I'm busy looping sparks
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>>2700583
My brother in umachrist you fucking annihilated me
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>>2700560
The saving grace of this CM will be the retards running UGs with 4-5 wit cards, hopefully they get pushed to round 2
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>>2700584
100 more pieces to go...
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>>2700571
MANT runs and Unity Parent runs aren't that different, I get 700k fans on average which isn't that bad since I finish all my careers now instead of rage quitting after a bad 1st inspiration
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>>2700571
I got Agemasen'd by Baku in senior year and have now lost the will to replay it.
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>>2700590
Oguri would not say this she's not smart enough to nootice
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thank god she got one, FINALLY
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>>2700587
Just beat him, bro. It's not that hard.
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>>2700595
I'm a shitter to be fair.
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>>2700597
Shitter Is a mindset not a state of being
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>>2700600
I feel like an uma would say this but idk who
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I'm seeing double. Four Yaeno Mutekis!
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>>2700559
The elusive 3-0 evades me again
LAST ONE, last call for rooms!
>Room 1
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>Room 2
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>Room 3
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Please join! Especially if you haven't joined before
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>>2700604
You know never got the "they look alike" meme. Their colors are very different, their face shapes are pretty different too
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Hair down Finemo a CUTE!
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>>2700607
Finally, pure distilled sex.
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>>2700601
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From my Sprint CM testing, just having an Oonige in the room makes Lates and Ends perform a lot worse. The runaway pushes the Paces so far ahead that the Lates just can't keep up, Paces have GW and Descent so they can accelerate far ahead with the Oonige, while Lates need perfect activations just to barely make it. That's fucked up.
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>>2700612
Thankfully runaways will be nonexistent because they perform way way worse than regular fronts
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>>2700607
I like the fish cake accessories
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Best thing about sprintKINO is getting to see taikis huge titties bounce around
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>>2700613
It's a decent strategy, it fucks over Paces that don't have groundwork, it fucks over all Lates and Ends, and it can setup NSM for your own Paces if you build her like that.
Just by existing you are making umas without an early acceleration skill automatically lose. If you bring Taiki+Nishino+Oonige, you will most likely win 8/10 times if not more.
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>>2700605
>Always one short of a clean sheet
Fuckin hell, gotta hit the training grounds. Thanks for coming bros. Hope you all enjoyed wuv you
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>>2700621
Thanks for the races
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What was the point of this character?
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How do we stop Taiki before she snatch another q/v/een title /v/ma?
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>>2700627
By running the superior in her prime uma musume
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>>2700626
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>>2700627
BAN ALL FIRE ARMS
DEPORT ALL UMARICANS
CHANGE ALL BURGERS TO VEGETARIAN PATTIES
STOP HER NOW
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>>2700626
How petty do you have to be to go to a public with nothing but debuffers that can't win
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>>2700636
It clearly says right there that they won an adjusted 18% of the time though.
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>>2700531
they were too strong to win
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>>2700639
And your trainer clearly doesn't love you dirty skank
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I know what I learned from rooms today i am fucked
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>>2700639
They actually did win 1/20 rooms, hakuraku adjusts towards 33% win rate for low sample size to assume a setup is average-ish until it proves how it performs one way or the other
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>>2700646
Ye, it says right there in the raw percentage. I wonder what kind of unholy rng led to that win.
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>>2700607
Is she any good?
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How much guts do I need for a good build?
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>>2700538
>60%: third rate
Im not sure how to feel about this one, but in every CM since taurus one my biggest winrate was a total of 35%
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>>2700652
How so? Was round 2 super brutal for you
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How the fuck are you guys getting SFV on camping taiki? How much affinity does my lineage need
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>>2700654
just get lucky
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>>2700654
It's always RNG
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>>2700654
Have double taiki grandparents with as high of a green spark as possible, they won't get any base affinity so that's all you can do
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>>2700652
Whats your lowest thats what I wanna know
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>>2700653
Well, idunno, isnt that always the case? For me atleast. Hell, my only plat was from a runaway Suzuka winning the finals as her 19th win. With only her being able to win, my only plat came from a 31.1% winrate. I dont even remember where that 35% one came from, but it most likely was either 3rd place in a or 1st in B. Most other CMs i average out on about 20% or something
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>>2700661
I didnt qualify for taurus one, wasnt able to get 2 wins in round 2 group A, so im guessing my lowest is a DNF. Otherwise id wager anywhere in 10-15% range
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Well /v/?
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I feel like I'm going to absolutely demolish round 1 then struggle to get into group A round 2.
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JPbros, why didn't you guys scout her?
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>>2700668
I would never think of looking at T*io
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>>2700668
I'd sudoku instantly.
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>>2700671
for me it's always the other way around. Umas too strong for round 1 and job to dumb shit, but then lock in for round 2
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>>2700676
it feels easy to beat weak paces with lates that's why round 1 will be a breeze but once you start getting to round 2 where people actually built strong horses it's going to be tough
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>>2700627
she can't win if nobody hosts the stakes
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>>2700681
We shouldn't host the stakes anymore anyway, that was always a /vg/ falseflag thing
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>>2700677
Pace down mechanic fucked me and my lates would either get screwed by that or move way too far up and overshoot pump/dober etc. For a more difficult room, they tend to hold their position better. Mine are designed to keep up with beasts, not pass jobbers. Hopefully it goes better now that pace down is nerfed. I'm worried my pace will get into first when I want it to be in 3rd/4th. If your gruondwork pace is leagues better than the jobbers in round 1, you might overshoot that too. Maybe i'm worrying too much though
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>>2700683
Ngl, but i think the whole "posting on /v/" thing was a falseflag
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>>2700672
I did actually, I love pearly. She is really underrated
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Am i retarded if im thinking late oguri is actually sleeper better?
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>>2700672
Why is this hag dressed and sitting like this?
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>>2700692
Late oguri does have a higher ceiling imo.
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>>2700693
That's an early high school girl bro
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>>2700692
Nah, I like pace oguri way better
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>>2700697
This is also a 16 year old girl
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>>2700692
I mean according to Hakuraku she's outperforming pace Oguri despite similar usage numbers. OYL buffs + triumphant pulse just works good as a late closing in
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>>2700651
600
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>>2700700
Only now am i starting to realize almost every single uma is a wealthy nepo baby of some sort and that pretty much the only working class/poor umas in the game are fujin, tama, inari and MAYBE oguri. Everyone else is very comfortable at a minimum.
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>>2700702
Is she viable without guts bakushin? Id have to borrow natie
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>>2700708
just like F1 racers
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>>2700708
I did not mean to quote but it still applies, all the mejiros are rich as fuck and im pretty sure they're not even the richest
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Cool outfit
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>>2700708
Eh, not all of them. I mean special week lived on a farm in hokkaido
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>>2700709
Bakushin is for groundwork and In High Spirits, which requires you to be in the first half of the pack so more of a pace thing. Yes you'd want to borrow Natie for OYL.
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>>2700715
All that sugar caught up to the supposedly faster than light umamusume...
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>>2700712
I still can't forget how they completely forgot to showcase her during the live
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>>2700713
Special week's mother OWNS the farm so she's very much a land owner with expensive equipment and land. She's bourgeoisie
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>>2700708
I mean, yeah... The largest group in Japan is lower-middle at 42%. Working class is only 26% of the population.
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>>2700720
>She's bourgeoisie
Anyone who owns a business is definitionally bourgeoisie. ANYONE. Even the food truck owner who lives out of his own food truck because he doesn't own a house.
Just because a farmer owns land doesn't make them rich. Actually, most of them wouldn't survive one bad harvest these days.
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>>2700692
I don't think she's actually better, but I do think that not having to try to win the SfV and Blossom pace lottery makes the Late more reliable at the cost of being weaker.
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>>2700721
There are no lower middle umas in the game though, every single one of them with a few exceptions are upper middle or rich. Tracen is pay to play and the average uma will never be able to make it out of the hood.
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>>2700726
No way this can be true, not in the historically cheap and grassroots sport of horse racing.
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>>2700710
This comic implies that Dia is even more rich than McQueen
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>>2700712
>running a race with a wet ramen colander
funny shit
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>>2700726
doesn't opera o secretly have an extremely average family?
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the thought of eating octopus is so fucking disgusting to me plus they're really intelligent anyway
what the fuck is wrong with Japs?
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>>2700735
Octopus and squid are great
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>>2700726
>There are no lower middle umas in the game though
>Winning Ticket is upper-middle class
>Machikanetannhauser is rich
>Nice Nature is ultra-wealthy
>Admire Vega can afford the newest watches from Switzerland
>Sakura Bakushin O can afford whiskey from the 15th century
Uh... huh.
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>>2700735
Don't make the mistake of thinking that your intelligence alone is what saves you from being eaten by other people.
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>>2700723
With how much free weekly produce her mom sends the fat fuck i highly doubt she's struggling for money, her mother is an owner of capital who employ wage labor and lives primarily from ownership this is still a class traitor.
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>>2700735
I mean, you don't have to eat it raw.
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>>2700738
Just to play devils advocate. Nice nature's family owns a pub and Mambo's family owns a restaurant so I doubt they're hurting for money
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>>2700740
>her mother can afford hiring others
You don't think it's a family business? Special Week probably worked the fields herself at one point.
Also, again, just because a farmer can employ employees doesn't mean they'll survive a bad summer. You severely underestimate just how tight the rope is for farmers. Additionally, you are underestimating how much technology has advanced. One farmer can handle up to 5 acres of farmland with post-atomic era technology, and that's assuming they're not using anything more advanced than shit from the 1960s.
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>>2700734
Always thought opera was a massive richfag but the horse itself was from a shitty poor stable, idk if that translates to the uma version.
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>>2700745
>pub
>restaurant
Ah, so family restaurants and pubs cannot be owned by the lower-middle class, despite mostly... being owned by the lower-middle class in the United States and Japan. In fact, in the case of pubs, the working class(specially going off of the financial "very low income" types that don't have much money) own most of them in Japan as it turns out. Novel idea ain't it?
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>>2700735
I've only ever had takoyaki and octopus sushi. The takoyaki was pretty good, but the sushi was so chewy I couldn't even eat it
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>>2700745
Do you think anyone who owns any sort of business is automatically comfortable?
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>>2700730
Santano is very rich JP family who has, amongst other things, an ex-Sega CEO
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Bakushin, how nice of you to finally start your event chain at the end of senior year. And Kitasan, look who came out of their gutscave! So proud of you girls...
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>>2700735
Octopus is delicious. You need to try some calamari my man. With a pinch of salt, oooh god...
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>>2700730
The Satonos own Sega.
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newfag here, how do you guys get so many skill hints for the parents? is that something you can control or not?
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>>2700738
>Sakura Bakushin O can afford whiskey from the 15th century
She would not fucking drink whiskey
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>>2700761
Well, Admire Vega wouldn't buy a fancy watch from the Swiss either. That's kind of my point. They don't have the money to even begin DREAMING of trying that.
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>>2700760
parent farming is an arduous endeavor
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>>2700726
hishimi's from a regular family
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>>2700760
you buy as many hints as possible, and then you pray that they turn into sparks on inspiration. It's very random, but at least now we can reroll sparks at the end of a run
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>>2700747
Her dad has a normal job, her mom works part time, they live in a normal house, and she has one younger sister. They're extremely normal.
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>>2700730
Makween with a tiny Teio headplush is so fucking cute.
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>>2700746
>You don't think it's a family business? Special Week probably worked the fields herself at one point.
it definitely is, remember they live in Hokkaido
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>>2700765
>and then you pray that they turn into sparks on inspiration.
>on inspiration
uhh I mean at the end of the run, not inspiration. Sorry I'm tired
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>>2700760
As in getting white sparks? It's fundamentally gambling, but like all things in this game, you can weight the odds in your favor with some dedicated autism and time investment. The tl;dr is that having white sparks on your parents and grandparents increases the odds of getting the same white sparks, so you can loop through progressively more degenerate highrolls that increase the odds of getting another highroll
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Who the fuck made this? Was it that bitch Falco again?
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>>2700730
>>2700754
>>2700757
I can't believe I have a shot at becoming gigafilthy rich because Dia is obsessed with me and wants to marry me at all costs
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>>2700760
The quality of the spark is based on rating and the amount of whites you get is random with the whites you get being more likely depending on the lineage of your uma.
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>>2700672
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How rich is my girl el condor pasa given that she's a third worlder
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>>2700768
That was a rhetorical question. Though, thanks for pointing that out: Rural Hokkaido is cheap as FUCK. You can buy a lot of that land with 1 yen coins you found in a safe somewhere.
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>>2700776
She's american so she's not a third worlder and she's the daughter of a famous world class wrestler so....probably pretty well off. International students are probably all well off.
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>>2700773
so you must get as many sparks as possible for grandparents as well?
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>>2700776
Well, I don't know. Does Tracen even support scholarships? How the fuck did Inari One or someone like Tamamo Cross even afford Tracen? If it doesn't, she's probably middle to upper-middle overall, but upper class in Latin America.
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>>2700779
>american
>not a third worlder
Taiki.....
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>>2700781
Oguri gets into Tracen with a scholarship in CinGrey, pretty sure. Part of the reason she decides to go is because the school cafeteria is covered in the tuition and as such she's gonna save a lot of money for her mother
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>>2700781
In Cingrey Belno got into Tracen with an academic scholarship to study sports science rather than racing.
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Looking good for this parent run!
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>>2700571
Not yet
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>>2700781
she's not even spanish, anon
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>>2700780
Yeppers! You want two grandparents with lots of sparks, when parent farming its recommended to use a borrow for a grandparent.
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>>2700780
Yeah, if you buy whites on a trainee that the parents and grandparents have you're more likely to get the white sparks for that skill at the end of the run. That's the basis of how you make good parents.
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>>2700790
Well duh, if she was spanish she'd be a yuro
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>>2700790
It's complicated, we don't actually get a real answer for where she comes from. I think she calls herself a latina at one point too, furthering the problems.
I'm just going off of the idea that she's from Peru though. I like Peru.
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Maybe the scholarship money is just taking the revenue generated by sports and music?
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>>2700794
She IS canonically a latina but also born in the USA, you can probably headcanon it as Peruvians in Mexico that lived in the USA? Idk.
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okay, why is there a boy in my gal game?
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Spechud ..
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>>2700799
Special WEAK....
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>>2700799
Why is opera front running
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>>2700799
MY $SPE...
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>>2700801
Lucky pace
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>>2700801
Promoted pace
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>>2700799
That's what you get for running in heels.
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why doesn't the mod do the needful? Did mass reports only work against us?
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>>2700798
She's so fucking hot it's unreal I've always had the hots for bifauxnen characters
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>>2700806
?????
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>>2700799
Urara just BEEFED it
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>>2700806
Well you'd be pretty foolish to assume they'll do more than the bare minimum. Right now there's no trouble so.
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>>2700809
Well, it turns out that concrete is not very similar to dirt. Guess we found the new aptitude she has a G in...
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>>2700799
she could be the biggest butterface ever but I'm mesmerized by that Haru's jiggly ass and thighs
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>>2700799
Urara... you have to get up...
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>200 speed
>Classic Year, Early May
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>>2700814
Well after eating shit like that she's guaranteed to be one
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>>2700816
How does this happen in the "train speed and wit" scenario
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>>2700816
slow and steady...
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>>2700814
Just like the real urara eh?
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>>2700818
Slow metabolism in junior year, infirmary fail, tried to train it away, now neither of my speed cards want to show up anywhere close to speed and neither do blue balls. I should have glued the run but it's the last borrow of the day and I wuv my danchou so..I've never had speed this low before in my life. This run makes me want to kill myself
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>>2700799
That haru
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>start new run
>few turns in
>"why aren't the bubbles showing up"
>click goal details
>trackblazer
I don't know how they can do it but they should make it so that your menu selection sync across devices
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Falseflags that attempt to get you all to hate Windy will NOT stop me from wishing you a happy Shinko Wednesday anyway.
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>>2700805
That Spe was running in sneakers thoughever
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>>2700808
>>2700810
It was about what's been happening lately at start and end of threads, no trouble right now ofc
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>Fine Motion can restrict your training like Golshi
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>>2700828
She's cute when she pouts, though.
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>>2700799
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>>2700829
You know what's not cute though? Throwing me into fucking stamina training!
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>>2700824
Cute kaiju
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>>2700830
You think she's supposed to be pregnant in that pic?
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>>2700834
Yeah, by me
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Haven't seen Urara in the same light since the thighjob OC
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>>2700835
SpecialBean...
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So is Bakushin's card more likely to agemasen? I haven't gotten this shit once
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>>2700839
We went over this last night it's based on your guts at the time her chain finishes. 400 gets you to a 60% chance to not agemasen.
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>>2700823
>onboard a new trainer for the Twinkle Star Climax
>ask if they want an explanation of the basics
>"No, thank you."
>few months later, right after their trainee's debut race
>get a frantic call from them saying they want to cancel their three-year contract
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>>2700840
I wasn't around for the thread but that makes sense and that's also fucked.
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>>2700839
Technically more likely since you're training guts less often
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Aw shit! Did I miss the rooms
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This is the worst run of my life
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>>2700846
The worst run of your life SO FAR!
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>>2700843
600, which is what most people will get with a traditional deck, gives you a 65% chance btw. You're gambling for a 60% chance no matter what you do
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>>2700846
NEXT ONE WILL BE WORSE
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>>2700849
why are fukutards like this?
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This run was for fun and not for TTs. I had no goals other than to see if I could get a higher roll than before, and despite it being less bumpy
Okay, the Brian card actually proved to be a bit of a problem this run. I struggled with energy management despite my adherence to "wit unless spirit burst/3+ unity" and with two sleep deprived events in a row, Brian's card actually took all of my energy TWICE. I'm not even upset, that was just funny.
I couldn't get my stamina up in time. My target was 720. I started right after summer but I failed every single time that failure chance read more than 0%, and that was 3 separate times. I mean, it didn't stop my flawless race record, but I still wanted more stamina.
I distanced the URA semi-finals! Wasn't expecting that. As per usual though, the URA finals were very close. Too close for comfort.
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>>2700841
nah I'm not wasting 60 TP dropping the run and I like playing mant
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>>2700840
>not agemasen
should we just say ageru at this point
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>>2700851
>didn't finish my sentence
Oops.
Despite it being less bumpy(and my rank being significantly higher) it still feels like Brian isn't making much of a difference here.
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>>2700853
I don't speak chinese, man
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Aohary filtered me so hard I haven't completed a run in 3 days and danchou is gonna kick me
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>>2700852
Excellent choice!
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>>2700855
Ageru is "to give."
Ru -> masen generally means "to not X", so it'd become "to not give."
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>>2700856
have you considered completing your runs?
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What's the Messi/Ronaldo Lebron/Jordan debate in uma?
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>>2700851
Looking good!
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>>2700856
Bro, a unity run takes 20 minutes.
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>>2700856
How exactly is it filtering you? Are you running 3 wit cards cuz you should.
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>>2700850
Shiraoki-sama wills it
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>Kitasan's event didn't finish either
I understand this happening maybe once a day, but it shouldn't be happening for THREE OUT OF MY FIVE FUCKING BORROWS
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>>2700867
I KNEEL
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>>2700860
I'm not completing a run that looks hopeless
>>2700864
It's not fun
>>2700866
Yes
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>>2700867
SIX
SEVEN
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>>2700735
The only problem I have with them is that they're too chewy.
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How do danchous keep up with flatliners? Do they log in to their shift at Chrono and check everyone? Do they count the menu fan counts? Do they verify the, often wrong, Chrono numbers?
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>>2700851
Don't buy Shatterproof, it's an actively terrible skill that does nothing and is unlikely to even proc for points. Otherwise lookin very good, though
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I saw some folks saying that MANT is still viable when it comes to making aces but I've never seen a MANT ace for the sprintslop
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>>2700875
>This run was for fun
>and not for TTs
Good to know but it was bought at the very end of the run anyways.
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>>2700856
>I haven't completed a run in 3 days and danchou is gonna kick me
Good.
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>>2700872
WEI
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>>2700876
You have to be some combination of whale, have a giga parent, or just really good at MANT to make decent Leo aces in it. Like top 0.1% of MANT players good.
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>>2700878
Yea, just letting you know for the future

>>2700876
It's viable in two cases, you either gutsmaxx and chase a highroll on that, or your chosen uma's career requires first place at the Spring Tenno Sho and getting 500 stam + a recovery at that point just destroys your run.
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>>2700871
Would you mind posting one of your completed unity runs? Just to see whats going on?
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>>2700861
Duramente Kitasan Black
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Burgerbros, we lost...
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>>2700885
I already did many times, sucking so hard is just tiring
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>>2700887
you never heard of saving the best for last?
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>>2700887
It's called saving the best for last
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>>2700856
>>2700871
The only excuse you could have for gluing every single run over the course of multiple days is if you were training Urara or something, and continuing the careers was legitimately pointless.

And even then, I'd still talk it over with my danchou first.
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THE FACE
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>>2700869
>get s in sprint
>get fast learner
>kita and bau fail to finish their chains
Epic
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>>2700886
Duramente was better than kitasan but the lack of longevity means no goat debate
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PURE FUCKING SKILL
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>>2700894
Where's the Dragalia Lost MC?
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I've started gluing runs if I get 3 turns in a row of single friendship single white arrow
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>>2700888
If it's a lack or cards, 2 more weeks until the unbrickening bro. Never give up!
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>>2700894
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>>2700799
Why didn't Crazy Kamala help urara out?
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>>2700885
Dozo
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>>2700894
Teio and Ramonu
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>>2700902
I'm literally using the same MLB deck as everyone else
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>>2700901
Everytime I'm about to glue, I think about how much I hate my danchou so I don't feel as bad when I do glue
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do i wait to pop purple bubbles until theyre on a stat i care about or just take the free zero-risk training when im out of energy?
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>>2700906
No reason your wit should be that low with a with growth uma running three wit cards. You're either resting too much or not building up enough balls. It's okay to pop them in wit you know. Rest less, train wit more, build more balls. I know some runs your wit cards dont want to cooperate but still it should be higher than that
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Digitan... Does she know?
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>>2700912
>pop-up
YOUR FLEET IS MINE
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>>2700910
I just take them, ramping up my team is worth it unless I'm offered a really good alternative
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>>2700912

how ADD brained do you have to be to play two games at one time
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>>2700910
I never pop in stamina or guts for this CM
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How would this translate to umamusume?
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>>2700918
Probably playboy style pictures where she's god awful at posing.
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>>2700918
delete this
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>>2700912
>digital is a shipfag
I just thought she was a huge pervert. What the fuck I hate Digital now.
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>>2700919
She and Oguri could share a centerfold
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holy yuribroken
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>Heavy rain Tokyo Daishoten
Kino
>>2700915
I'm WATCHING someone play Kancolle
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>>2700921
You didn't figure that shit out from the fact that she tried to ship Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka after hearing the two argue in her first story chapter?
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>>2700918
Sex tape leaks
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>>2700927
I don't play the game, just liked the memes I saw on umatter
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>>2700930
>the OTHER Agnes secondary
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which JP uma are you saving for?
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>>2700930
>I don't play the game
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>>2700918
The first time this was posted it was hilarius
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>Agnes
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>>2700930
Fuck off then, we don't want secondaries, we play the game here
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>>2700930
/vg/ would be more your speed
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God damn it
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>>2700938
>>2700939
I was going to play but now I'm having second thoughts if the playerbase is this rude. Just yikers
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>another shitposter baiting
Le sigh...
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>>2700940
DO YOUR TIME TRIALS NEIGHA
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>>2700938
We do? Last time I checked we were encouraging flatliners and having "fun" with last day Bakushin runs
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>>2700944
I do, once a day, like a normal person
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>>2700945
That's literally playing the game lmfao
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>>2700943
It's okay, I wasn't planning on dragging it out. Just a joke that fell flat folks, move along
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>>2700930
/v/ma has fallen
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>>2700943
You lads are forgetting that we're in /vm/. We can actually get new players here but everyone's so obsessed and on the edge about /vg/
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>>2700951
The latest bait schizo and windy shit stirrer is not making things easy, there are clearly bad actors trying to actively fuck with us
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>>2700930
>Umatter
Umamusume? in MY threads?
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You'd almost think they weren't talking about training.
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>>2700953
I'm sorry, neither of those people. I made a throwaway shitpost, wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It's gonna be alright so lighten up

So uhh anyways hows your sex lives?
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>>2700894
Does this mean Teio is the background character of the franchise?
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>>2700894
Who's this uma? Her design is pure sex
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>>2700955
>El is boring to Festa
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>>2700956
fumbled two (2) bitches who asked for snap first (guaranteed sexo) about 3 years ago then got fat kek
Uma musume
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Another 5 borrows with ZERO dirt sparks and several style sparks
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>>2700967
You can now attract Taiki at least
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>>2700894
>OG Shadowverse EoS'd and forgotten like Dragalia
Worlds Beyond is not a good replacement.
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>>2700956
>So uhh anyways hows your sex lives?
im p2w
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>>2700970
>/vg/ tells me to go to /vm/
>/vm/ tells me to go to /vg/
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>hit the 12.8% chance of no Leap Forward hint during either inspiration
Well, into the trash it goes.
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>>2700948
>oh yeah bwo I totes work out brah I go to the gym once a month
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The Windy defamation effort is spearheaded by zumas that couldn't get WEInsday to catch on.
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>>2700970
Only partly true. If you're someone that can ignore the bad parts of the thread, then, /uma/ is unironically good. If you're the type to be unable to ignore them, it's better here.
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>more tribalism
Sigh...
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>>2700981
I do agree with that at the least
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>>2700967
Classic der/v/ tragic background story
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>>2700980
From what I've seen /uma/ isn't even that bad. And I've seen A LOT of shitty generals.
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>>2700981
What does that make us then seeing how we're unable to do that even with the occasional borderline lewd posts here.
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>>2700984
The fat fucks are in /v/ma though
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>>2700986
NTA but /uma/ is very tame compared to most of /vg/ generals. They're sane in comparison.
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>>2700980
You can assume any post bringing up /vg/ in positive light and painting us in a negative is up to no good, that's an easy report
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Every fucking day at the same hours
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>>2700974
Wait we have leap forward already? Where do you get it?
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>SEAmonkeys are pretending they're being persecuted for not being able to spam smut here again
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>>2700988
>He doesn't know about the average BMI of Nishino trainers
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And everyone was so against me when I told /vg/ to fuck off with their Grass host. Now look at how they think they belong here.
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>>2700998
You're part of the problem retard
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>>2700993
I don't know that skill but it sounds like it kills billions of Chinese people in a famine whenever triggered
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>>2700993
MANT hint
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>>2700999
Part of the problem? That's the same samefagging nigger trying to stir up shit and you just gave him a (You) lol.

Just filter /vg/ at this point. Nobody who brings it up ever has anything good to say
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>>2700999
Not fooling anyone with your usual reply
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>>2700998
Yes, fun races are ok, you are part of the problem
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Why are these totally legit /vg/ bwos so obsessed with trying to get us to go there? Is it jealousy?
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>>2700918
An extremely awkward and unflattering lewd that was meant for her trainer somehow getting leaked
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>>2701000
Durandal has "great leap forward" in her kit
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>>2701003
I fell for it too, I have to stop my Cortisol from making me give replies to these "people"
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>>2701006
The types who do this are usually hated on /vg/, so they come to a different place to be hated. They just like the attention and being faggots generally, so you should always try to ignore them
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>>2700993
You get it from MANT and then loop it into your parents or borrow someone else's (there aren't any good borrows, except for making your own parents).
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>>2701009
Durandal is communist?
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Someone host rooms already i really, really don't give a shit about this mindless tribalism
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All it takes is one or two fucking positive posts about the other board and all of you are triggered into "not shitposting" or metaposting.
Literally you fucks are also part of the problem even if you act high and mighty even though those fucks at the other board deserved all the hate.

If you try praising us on the other board they'll probably either just agree with you or tell you to fuck off. It's only you fucks that kept metaposting the instant they're praised or brought up.
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>jp /uma/ good
>global /uma/ bad
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i post on both and treat them both identically and just view them as two different strings of conversation from the same milieu
been doing that since last july

umamusume
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>>2701021
>tribalism
It's one bored nigger trying to play both sides...again. Hardly what I would call tribalism. As always, report and ignore all off topic/troll posts.
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>>2701023
>all of you
Literally one guy
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>>2701023
I know we like to say "its the same guy" at everything but really, it's a bored shitposter trying to start a flame war. It's better not to engage at all in the first place.
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>>2701023
I like how we're always the bad guys and not the people trying to stir shit.
Just shut the fuck up.
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Sometimes i struggle to see the appeal of certain characters, like who is this bitch made for?
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>>2701032
40 year old men who can't have daughters
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>>2701032
HEY biko might be ugly but she is soulful, you ever see those carrot ranger shorts?
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>>2701032
Me
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>>2701023
>>2701034
Nice coordinated effort.
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>>2701032
Me. I will spend Saturday and Sunday mornings watching any kind of sentai slop she wants
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>>2701032
Me, carrot ranger fan
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Don't waste your breath with retards.
Anyway, front genocide FUCKING WHEN
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>>2701032
Sentai fans
>ynr that Sentai hybrid thread
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>>2701043
Fronts are already ass in this CM what more do you want bwo
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>>2701043
But Seiun, you are the front...
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wtf is sentai I thought she was a power ranger
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>>2701032
Biko at least I get cuz sentai can be really good, someone like pic related is when I question what the appeal is
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I heard the yakuza gets you for making umamusume sentai
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>>2701047
>wtf is sentai i thought she was sentai
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>>2700269
After sleeping on it I think I understood more than I thought after immediately watching it, it's clearly about the dangers of nuclear weapons and how the young generations get screwed by the previous ones who ruined their future with things like war. The universe-creation plot at the end also escaped me at first
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>>2701047
Power Rangers is the American adaptation of Super Sentai, Sentai is the genre of the spandex live action men beating up rubber costume monsters.
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>>2701033
I'll have you know that despite being on that single-dad uma grindset, I'm only 29.
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>>2701049
>Win Variation
>Loses Constantly
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holy /v/mabroken
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>>2701023
>If you try praising us on the other board they'll probably either just agree with you or tell you to fuck off
Funny, because if /vg/ gets praised here and we tell them to fuck off we suddenly get self-loathing niggers like you crawling out of the woodwork to lecture us.
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organic
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>throne was actually bugged
>you get 1 tp bottle per run
holy rugpull
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>>2701066
Does it account for all previous throne rooms or just the ones post update?
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>Training for sprints
>spirit bombs and card hints give me 30-40% off on Straightaway Recovery, Calm in a Crowd, Rosy Outlook and Extra Tank

...
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When you reject an application can you reapply to the club?
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>>2701067
Only the ones post update
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>>2701049
The frustration of trying to be the best and putting in all your effort yet still failing to achieve your goals can be very relatable. It makes her a great uma for saviorfags since your there to comfort her after she jobs to Orfevre for the 93256th time. Also she wears a short skirt with sexy pantyhose that accentuates her petite and flexible ballet body. That helps too.
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>>2701049
I really love her color scheme
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>>2701073
Does she still get depressed about jobbing to orfe if you beat her?
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>>2701073
I'm starting to get the ballerina appeal
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>>2701075
I know she gets all her good secret events from beating orfe
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/\/uma\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;
/\/vg\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;

Go ahead and put this into your filters, will remove any mention of /vg/ or /uma/. Now watch as your thread quality miraculously improves!
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We really mellowed out huh. To think we used to deal with worse schizos and shitposters.
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>>2701082
Cool, I hope the Grass Wonder host doesn't put that in his post, I want to join the race
>>2701083
harder to do since it's an easily found recurring general instead of stealth threads that aren't recurring
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>>2700922
I'm fairly sure that both of these would suck at being sexy. That's not to say Oguri wouldn't have game compared to Tamamo, but like... Her appeal isn't exactly her aesthetics.
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>>2701083
Quite literally nothing has changed. We always had shitposters. But those shitposters simply adapted, traditionally farming ragebait is ineffective so now the best to way to farm ragebait is to rile up the backseat jannies cuz they can't contain themselves.
Just ignore shit.
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>>2701088
Oguri is quite attractive, drawGod proved it
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>>2701087
>instead of stealth threads
Just saying that was way, way less ineffective than you remember. The only people it filtered was witlets that plat the game not shitposters.
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Id Software got fucking murdered damn, I didn't really like the post-Eternal releases but it's sad to see
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>>2701090
Anyone can draw Oguri sexily, but her 3D in-game model, which is the closest we got to a REAL Oguri, isn't exactly what I'd call the pinnacle of sexiness.
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>>2701087
Stealth threads didn't filter our schizos at all except for that one ink calligraphy merch thread.
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>>2701093
Wait forreal?
Xbox is fucking retarded, but we already knew that. Throwing out the baby with the bathwater with that one, unless 130+ of those employees were all dead weight
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>>2701082
I love /u/ma
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6leccRqCLI
I finally fucking got creekunism back in my feed, and I shall share it.
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>>2701088
CONGRATS ANON, THAT'S THE JOKE, YOU FIGURED IT OUT, YOU CRACKED THE CODE, NOTHING GETS BY THIS SUPER SLEUTH.
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>>2701094
The 3D in-game model makes almost everyone unnatractive except a select few, like Kitasan, Creek, Marusexo, Dia, Donna, my wife, etc. Cingray style for example makes everyone attractive by comparison
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>>2701099
Except the joke kind of falls flat when you remember Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud. It's just uma Oguri who would suck as a playboy magazine centerfold.
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>>2701094
You are straight up wrong
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>>2701091
>witlets
>plat
???
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>>2701101
>Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud.
No he wasn't! Real oguri was a terrible stud
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>>2701096
No dude they were all coders and people who understood their engine and more, it's been relegated to "support studio size", if they ever do anything again it will probably be Unrealslop
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>>2701101
>stood at stud for 17 years
>failed to sire any Grade 1 or major graded-race winners.
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>>2701101
>Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud
??????
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>>2701089
And if that doesn't work they start concernposting about how much we're being mean to them for not wanting them to spam porn or some shit.

By the way, thank you meido for the [Deleted]s.
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>>2701105
DOOM lost
DOOMERS won!
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How to get rid of shizos in two steps
>Ignore them
>Talk about the game
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>>2701108
it's funny to me how you'll never be capable of realizing that you are part of the problem.
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>>2701102
No, he's just straight.
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>>2701104
342 foals is not terrible. It's pretty average, and thus... "fairly successful."
The foals themselves weren't as good but...

>>2701107 >>2701106
I didn't say that the foals were any good, I was just trying to say that he was good at breeding.
Also, I am willing to bet that all of his progeny failed because they neglected to do the same leg-building therapy exercises that he had. I don't really doubt that there would've been at least 20 G1 winners. They definitely all inherited his leg problems to some extent, and literally the only reason none of his foals got it was because Oguri Cap's was just THAT bad.
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>>2701112
And if you filter them it makes the whole process that much smoother. Will quickly turn a schizo into Aston Machan
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>>2701106
>>2701107
Suddenly wondering which sire has the most stark contrast between a mediocre race career translating to superstar children

Probably Stay Gold?
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>>2701113
Not everyone who can see through the bullshit is your little hall monitor boogeyman. Maybe it would behoove you to start paying attention more.
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>>2701108
Apart from the basedjak, all those were deleted at the same time basing on the archives.
Which just proves it even more that we, yes, WE, are basically just friendly firing all the damn time.
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>>2701117
God I love GOODposting
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>>2701118
Yeah it's Stay Gold. No one else even comes CLOSE.
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>>2701122
Or, it's just one retard trying to start shit like usual. What a weird outcome you got out of that.
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>>2701108
I don't wanna get into an argument about it but don't dismiss all "concern posting" as shitposting. Some guys really do get riled up at the slightest mention of the other board and it's really annoying.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573426428/#573433437
The guy who just got banned also was shitposting in the other board. Don't play into the tribalism man.
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>>2701115
A stud's success is gauged by his children's accomplishments, not his impregnation rate.
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>>2701123
>5 mood downs before Classic?
GOOD
>Event chain didn't finish?
GOOD
>Card Agemasen'd you?
GOOD
>Inspiration gave you 3 blues and Radiant Spark?
GOOD
>Your clubmate asked for Kikuka Sashes?
GOOD
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>>2700726
Considering that her mom worked at a bar I doubt Shakur is from a too rich family. Vodka's dad was working class not sure how rich her mom is though. Also there's Haru
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>>2701101
>>2701115
Anon Tamamo Cross sired 800 fucking offspring during his stud days. No G1 winners but he didn't go limp or batshit every time he was presented with a mare.
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>>2701118
It is stay gold yes. But don't get it confused, stay gold was not a mediocre horse at all.
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>>2701126
Because the posts that are being blamed to be from the other board are still up. If those posts were deleted then I'd agree it's just one retard which wasn't the case
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>>2701129
I didn't say anything about /vg/. Being preoccupied about this tribalism shit and seeing every bit of dissent as some sort of slight against /vg/ is also annoying.
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>>2701131
good post
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>>2701138
remove fang
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>>2701139
That's weird, it doesn't seem to wanna come off
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>>2701115
>I don't really doubt that there would've been at least 20 G1 winners
You underestimate how rare it is for a sire to be good, actually top tier sires with multiple G1 offspring is very rare. Duramente is probably THE best modern sire and he only fooled 9 G1 winners
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>>2701141
Which other umas have flesh fangs?
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>>2701130
I'm not into horse racing. "300 foals? That's pretty damn good, the average is... what, like 200 over 20 years?" That's literally my mindset.

>>2701133
>Tamamo Cross sired 800
I think I got him mentally confused with TM Opera O because I was operating under the belief he hadn't managed to successfully sire anyone.
I feel really bad because you guys are actually just talking with a retard at this point. I'm gonna shut up now.
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>>2701143
I was somewhat exaggerating for effect, but seriously, it cannot be understated how fucked the foals were by the inherited leg conditions. The reason no one bothered to do the training is because A)it's expensive and more importantly B)it would interfere with standard training, delaying everything.
Anyways, sorry this is my last post on the subject.
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>>2701132
Doesn't vodkas dad own like a fuckton of motorcycles? Thats an expensive hobby
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>>2701118
screen hero had a much less remarkable racing career than stay gold, but made a seriously good sire.
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>>2701147
Fuck you no it won't be cuz keiba is on topic, what was up with oguris legs? They never went on detail in cingrey
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>>2701144
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>successful sires
>all sundayman
really makes you think
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>>2701149
have you ever met white trash? there's a lot of hobbies that aren't cheap, but if you don't really care about sending your kids to college or moving out of the mobile home, you can find a way to afford it.
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>>2701149
True though I'm pretty sure he is stated to have been factory worker when he was begging vodka's mom to date him. Maybe it's Vodka's mom's money
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>>2701147
I feel like everyone in the industry that got a foal from the god horse that unironically saved anime-- i mean japanese horse racing would know about the caveat taking a foal from someone like him
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>>2701144
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>>2700918
Managed to find the original thread where the Tamicro nudes leak happened for the first time
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/727890323/#q727895962
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What correlates more strongly to the sexual prowess of an uma? Quality of sired horses or quantity?
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>>2701136
Nigger that's irrelevant to what I was saying and I don't care about your hysterics.
>DURRR SOME PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T THE SHIT STIRRER CAUGHT STRAYS (WHICH I DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WAS THE POINT OF THE SHIT STIRRING IN THE FIRST PLACE)
No fucking shit, Sherlock.
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>>2701145
His stablehands posted his relatively small cock and there was a rumor that took off that he killed a mare during mating and Tamamo Chud is way more interesting to meme up 800 children where only a fraction made the graded races.
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>>2701152
Alright, fine. I'll explain a little bit from what I do know.
Hereditary skeletal condition. Somehow, it presented itself REALLY badly in Oguri Cap's case. It was a rotational deformity in his right front leg, and it was so bad that he literally could not stand without assistance as a foal.
The nurses managed to get him to stand on his own after a while by massaging it and doing constant trimming of his hoof, and IIRC he later also had physical therapy to help him get more mobility when he started training.

>>2701158
You'd like to think, but horse racing is already incredibly difficult as-is, and you can't really delay training much. If the foal can walk then why bother with special care that's meant for foals who can't?
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oguri's kids didn't really inherit his leg problems, the problem was they inherited a fat and lazy personality and didn't really care about racing.
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>>2701166
>his relatively small cock
but it doesn't look that small
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>>2701156
I'm pretty sure Vodka doesn't have a horrible father.
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>>2701162
Quantity = Libido
Quality = Prowess
For example, someone like Fuji Kiseki who had 10+ G1 winners and a fuckton of foals probably fucks like crazy multiple times a day. Someone like Tachyon who had a lot of foals but only one of em was worth anything probably fucks a lot but all of it is boring and quick.
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>>2701108
Capped for posterity.
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>>2701170
BRO IF YOU CALL YOUR DAUGHTER V O D K A I THINK YOUR DAD IS PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY
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>>2701172
>>2701162

Nah...just nah man
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>>2701174
It's a cool name though
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>>2701162
For a trainer, quality is probably more important. For those that retire without wedding their trainer, it'd likely end up being quantity.
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>>2701174
Mate, he just name her after what he loved. Seriously he does seem to always be there for her
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>>2701174
They're horses, it's a cultural thing.
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>>2701174
There are names that are alcohol though
>Brandy
>Bailey
>Margarita
Vodka is not that trashy
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>>2701170
people who have awful personal finance aren't necessarily shitty
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I think horse eugenics are largely bullshit, tons of great horses had all awful kids, it's just rng
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>>2701174
It's a perfectly good name compared to something like No Reason
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If Urara makes it a point to completely duck everyone else's bombs and rainbows and she's still at like 30 friendship by first inspiration do you just let her go for that run
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>>2701168
I agree, if breeders were worried about leg problems they wouldn't have bred Fuji "Exploding Knees" Kiseki 1800 times, same for Agnes Tachyon.
>fat and lazy personality and didn't really care about racing
And that's based.
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>>2701185
Kinda crazy how the rng of in-game horse breeding is just as random. Doesn't make it any less infuriating, but it is ironic how it reflects reality
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>>2701183
What would be a trashy alcohol name? Special brew, Ace cider, Black storm, Magnum?
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>>2701169
Well anon its a horse
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>>2701156
>white trash
Good thing they're not white, I suppose.

>>2701149
>own like a fuckton of motorcycles
I can't find anything that suggests that but maybe I'm not looking hard enough. He's been described as fairly ordinary though, which kind of implies he doesn't have anything going on. (Her mother, on the other hand, was apparently a relatively famous dirter.)
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>>2701110
Doubt Doom can be saved at this point. is it even worth saving?
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If my horse children were fat and lazy I would send them off to be bred by fat donkeys as punishment.
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>>2701190
Meet my daughter four loko, she'll have her make debut soon!
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>>2701194
Doom the Dark Ages kinda came and went like a wet fart. But to completely get the axe over one dud is pretty rough.

Old DOOM is plenty healthy, I don't think it really needs saving. I feel like as a series it's had some pretty consistently good games which not every series can say
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>>2701195
Do you think there's robamusume out there? I know Cygames said no, but in your own headcanon, would they?
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>>2701190
Pour One Out
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>>2701201
Roy exists
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>>2701194
The idtech engine is pretty fucking cool, you just need to whip the writers every time they think about writing the words DOOOMSLAYERR ever again and fire anyone who wants more platforming.
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>>2701190
Whiskey River
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>>2701194
>>2701205
I wouldn't even say it's the platforming that's an issue.
It's this.
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>>2701190
Toilet Wine
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>>2701200
I agree
>>2701205
They fired every coder and everyone in charge of Id Tech, that's pretty much dead, if we ever get a Doom game in Unreal it's going to be so jarring
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>>2701190
Buzz Ball
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>>2701207
if this is real gayman i'll stick to my jewish training sims
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>>2701200
The worst part is that the DLC for TDA came out now, THE SAME DAY they got fired
>>2701207
Kek, can't count how many times I've seen this on /v/, didn't play TDA and I still saw it a million times
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>>2701190
Jagerbomb
Beer Pong
Natural Lite
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>>2701207
Why did they put Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga boss fight mechanics in my Doom?
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>>2701213
Ouch
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>>2701190
Shilo or Blinder.
If you're wondering what's so trashy about those names, those names refer to the Tu-22, a bomber that has the Russian nickname "Cвepхзвyкoвoй cпиpтoнoceц", or "Supersonic Booze Carrier."
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When you guys think about it, in the uma universe do hardcore fans get annoyed by tourists who only show up for the arima kinen and don't know shit. Kinda like the guys who only ever watch footy during the WC
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>>2701220
I'd be mad as fuck if a secondary only knew my Goat for her outfit our outside-of-race shenanigans instead of knowing all her races and having all her winning Lives recorded as well as personal interviews
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>>2701220
Fans are fans when it comes to numbers and, sadly, most umas are sluts for attention...
Not all of them though of course, I'm sure we know the exceptions.
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>>2701220
You see disgruntled fans causing friction with the umas in their careers all the time.

In Curren's career for instance her fans who are more into her social media personality don't really give a fuck about her as a racer, it's part of her whole struggle. She wants to introduce these casuals into racing. They say stuff like "Idk about this racing stuff, I wish Curren would ditch that and do more live streams!", and then finally warm up like "I really don't know much about racing but I'm gonna go to support Cute Curren Chan!"
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>>2701220
Those neighas would call Almond eye a fraud due to a bad performance while ignoring a top tier GOAT career
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>>2701220
Smart Falcon has a whole event where she has to resolve the conflict between her fans because every fan had a different interpretation of her and they were fighting each other.
She manages to do this with a single lap around a track, by the ways. It's the most baffling experience I've ever witnessed.
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I would fear getting murdered by crazy fans (and Digital) when my marriage to my umawife got publicly announced
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>>2701229
T.
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>>2701229
Ai-Chan, please go
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>>2701229
Ai isn't a fraud but had no real strong enemies so close to one.
>>2701231
Digital simply loves seeing her oshis happy. She isn't rabid at all.
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>>2701231
There's no way that there was not something like the Bjork stalker in the uma universe
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>>2701231
Can't get murdered by Digital if your umawife is Digital!
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>>2701231
if you think Digital would do that then you don't understand her at all. She always keeps a respectful distance from her oshis and tries not to interfere with their lives. If anything she'd be gooning to the thought of you and your umawife, probably making comics about it
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>>2701238
My angsty headcanon is that this is what happened to Tazuna and why she hides being an uma
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I would be stoked to murder some moron foolish enough to declare he's my wife's husband.
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>>2701238
I didn't know about the Bjork stalker until now but man. "Uruguayan-American exterminator" is a hell of a title for Google to give.
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>>2701238
>he doesn't know
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>>2701243
What if it was danchou?
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>>2701231
On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrity? Umas are crazy popular GigaAthletes and idols, if you married to one your life would become that of a celeb as well, your public life would most likely be affected, do you guys think you could endure it?
>>2701240
That's cute (and hot)
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>>2701188
>Win 4/4 races, 2 of which weren't even graded races
>Have to bow out due to an injury
>Get called a phantom triple crown despite not even running in one leg of it
>No one can ever fraud check you
>Get fat money in stud fees from nearly 2000 successful impregnations
>Don't have to worry about training or actual races
Fuji's owner won bigly, this is jack the ripper levels of underserved glaze
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>>2701248
Pistol duel.
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Do you think people in the umaverse would bet on a dildo being thrown onto the racetrack?
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>>2701241
my theory is that because umas are retarded they're not allowed to hold positions of real power. The ones in positions of power like the director have to hide the fact they're an uma or else they would face discrimination.
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>>2701257
Good thing my wife gave me lessons.
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>>2701258
Yup yup! I'm thinking this semen-slurping sport isn't for me
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>>2701061
howa
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>>2701255
>On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrity
No, but I'm also very good at not being memorable. Plus, it's not like Savannah James is well known, despite being married to Lebron James. I'd probably just be a historical footnote, an oddity. "Yeah, she was married to some fuckwad from the middle of nowhere who never achieved anything. Moving on, let's talk about her undefeated 15 crowns!"

>>2701259
I mean... it tracks. Tazuna does seem like she's the most sane individual in Tracen outside of Nice Nature, which... isn't really saying much.
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>>2701266
>she was married to some fuckwad from the middle of nowhere
This is me, I was important enough to her and that's all that mattered
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It looks like if you are doing parent runs with someone who can run the dirts too it's better to do it in MANT...
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>>2701261
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jO-i6FFINDI
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>>2700863
What qualifies as a good run? I don't understand the praise. Sure the previous run was ass, but the run before that wasn't considered great despite my (relative) enthusiasm.
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>>2701246
Tldr:
>Fat lonely and depressed loser gets really, really into Bjork
>gets extremely parasocial about her
>Bjork starts dating a black guy
>this mindbreaks him
>he plans to kill her with a mailed acid bomb that will disfigure her face
>documents the whole thing on videotapes as he rambles and descends into insanity
>after mailing the sulfuric acid bomb he gets (!) Rushed and has a mental breakdown
>In his final videotape he shaves his head, paints himself red and places a canvas behind him where he plans to leave his splattered brains in as an art piece tribute to her
>kills himself listening to one of her songs shooting himself in the mouth
This is all recorded, you can see all of it with a single google search.
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>>2701255
I think most people move on pretty quick. Even in Cinderella Grey, for all of the gargantuan shit Oguri got dragged through from the public she was able to go outside again with no problems and

It'd be like marrying a has been celebrity. Yeah some might turn a head at news but it wouldn't be front cover stuff.
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GIVE ME MORE BORROWS! GIVE ME MORE TP! I HATE YOU!
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>>2701270
There should be a site-wide filter to convert youtube.com/shorts/ to youtube.com/watch?v=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO-i6FFINDI

>>2701272
Oh I'm aware. I've just read up on that madness. I'm just saying that calling him an "exterminator" and also learning that Uruguayan is the correct way to describe someone from Uruguay kind of threw me for a loop.
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>>2701255
I would utterly despise fame
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>>2701272
The original poopdickschizo, what a legend
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>>2701277
Interesting how NOBODY said this during MANT
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>>2701256
Nah Fuji does deserve some glaze, 9 G1 winners is the same as fucking duramente
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>>2701277
I haven't done a single borrow in 3 days and CM is almost here, I am mindbroken...
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>>2701255
>On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrity?

I can barely live the life of a nobody. That being said maybe I could deal with being anonymous famous, like Air Shakur's mysterious musical career. That's about all the fame I could handle
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>>2701272
>after mailing the sulfuric acid bomb he gets (!) Rushed and has a mental breakdown
Using uma terminology for something as grim as this is extremely funny
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>>2701283
Yeah but nobody knew he'd be a good stud
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>>2701285
As your clubmate I'm begging you to do a career man, danchou's got that look in his eyes again
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>>2701291
What club? I'm actually scared
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>>2701292
Anon....that's an obvious joke
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>>2701292
HorseMD.
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>>2701292
Just log in neigher you're not safe, none of us a
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>>2701280
>>2701287
You could always do a Kanye and go out completely masked hand-holding your wife and just go out normally when doing groceries
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>>2701294
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>>2701282
I don't think you could physically do more borrows during MANT
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>>2701266
>I'd probably just be a historical footnote
Not if you're the trainer
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>>2701302
NO DANCHOU WAIT I CAN EX-
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>>2701302
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>>2701299
5 borrows is only 4-5 hours in mant
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I thought OYL got buffed. It should always proc immediately after the late race begins delays piss me off
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>>2701301
Nah, no one remembers the trainer.
History however would probably remember a trainer who started a second Mongolian empire though with his trainees as the initial stock though.
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>>2701302
Umas are violent creatures...
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>>2701305
Does anyone enjoy 5 hours of MANT
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>>2701302
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>>2701255
>Umas are crazy popular GigaAthletes and idols
I really don't think that's the case.
Curren and Gold City have their sidegigs which put them way more in the public light but Muteki? Creek? Tamamo? Yeah they're big names in the track but nobody would be seeking them out after they're done.
Ask yourself this: Who is the 4th best player in the NBA during 2014, and would you be able to spot him in the airport? Who is Tom Brady's wife and do you think there is a legion of girls upset that he's married?
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>>2701307
>Nah, no one remembers the trainer
Idk man, football managers in real life are pretty well known and are celebrities themselves. Think Pep Guardiola or Jose Mourinho
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>>2701306
It did get buffed, but ultimately still a gamble, like the new head-on.

>A random point on the first half of the late-race
So for here, it would be that first 1/4 of the light blue after late-race starts, in between the corner and when the straight starts. It can be delayed slightly, or it can happen immediately, but honestly that's a pretty tight window and a consistent accel, even if delayed.

Both head-on + it's gold variant you can get from the Daiwa card and OYL activate at this spot.

Before the buff, they were just completely random, at ANY point in late race. This is much better, especially for a short track like this where the first half of late race is pretty short
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>>2701311
I think Creek would be popular because of her insane body
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oh they released the new bot huh
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>>2701311
I don't think this comparison is perfect because they also sing beyond sports so it appeals to two completely different audiences.
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>>2701315
Don't care desu
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>>2701315
I think these neighas should die already
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>>2701315
AI generated bulletpoints, lookin good already
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>>2701315
Oy Neigh will be pleased with this news
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>>2701256
>>2701311
Fuji's husband is probably fucked. She is also a famous entertainer on top of the idol and athlete gigs
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>>2701315
Idk what the point of this is with the new auto.
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>>2701319
Why doesn't CyJews just sic their lawyers on them?
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>>2701308
>>2701302
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>>2701326
60fps all the time, connected to hakuraku. That's about it from what I can tell
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>>2701311
You're crazy if you think the average american could not point out stephen curry at the airport.
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>>2701328
TEIO NO THAT'S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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>>2701330
if you pointed to him and asked me what his name was I'd literally have no idea
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>>2701329
>>2701326
also i heard careers run in like 48 seconds now
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>>2701328
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>>2701336
KEK
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>>2701336
lel
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>>2701330
I'd probably go 'hey I think I've seen him in clips'. I would not know his name, team, position, or stats. I imagine that's what it'd be for most umas post retirement. 'Hey I think I've seen her in some graded races'
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Umatter slander accounts are probably funny as fuck
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>>2701328
>OW. was that a BB gun? that *really* hurt!
>I mean who does that, shoots their trainer in the neck with a BB gun?
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>>2701336
LOL
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>>2701336
>counting or not counting uma violence
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Is IHS not worth picking up for lates?
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>>2701348
Need to be in 5th or higher for it to activate, might be a bit hard to pull off. I'd say you're better off just running Fast and Furious
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You can tell the Americans suddenly went to bed
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>Check decks for GL CMs
>In over half of them you slot Bijin wit
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>>2701357
What do you mean "suddenly?"
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>>2701363
They got a food coma and thread activity plummeted
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>>2701357
It's way past midnight and I'm still doing careers, so.
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>>2701365
I always forget that your country has like 4 timezones, I don't know how you manage
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>>2701357
No actually I just opened the game
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>>2701357
Americans were never posting, its 4 am there i just checked
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>>2701360
Mind sharing a few?
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>>2701357
I already finished my borrows so I'm just lurking now
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>>2701367
6 timezones, actually. Don't forget Alaska and Hawaii. It might be better to treat America like Europe as a whole, honestly. You don't expect the Frenchmen to wake up at the same time as the depressed northern snowmen, do you?
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>>2701363
Out of ten!
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>>2701360
YUPYUP GUNLANCE LOVE
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>>2701376
No but tbf those are two completely different countries and the US is one, large shared economy and culture
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>>2701383
>large shared economy
Like the EU.
>and culture
New Mexico shares as much in common with Colorado culturally as Finland does with Sweden.
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>>2701386
You are kinda right but I'd still argue it's not the same, northern and southern Europe are so culturally different the comparison just doesn't make sense
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>>2701388
No, I'm too handsome to go to an event like that
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>>2701388
Funny how the trainer san is the only normal looking one.
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>>2701360
You gotta remember that the average nip did not have Kita, FineMo, and Creek + one of Tachyon/Maru and a usable LH like everyone on global should
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>>2701388
They...They look like me..

They're built like me...I... thank you...
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>>2701388
I've yet to see one of these with a majority of normal people, hell that guy on the right is the only white person I've ever seen in one of these pics, they can't be all SEA right?
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>join public room
>they wont start the fucking race
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>>2701398
Host a room here
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>>2701399
I second this i want rooms
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>>2701397
Thats just how amerigoblins look like
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>>2701399
My umas are in such a shoddy state I know I can't win against a single one of you guys right now
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>>2701402
Haven't joined any rooms so far, what's the outlook like? How has it been like?
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>>2701404
In public rooms? I won maybe 1 out of 7 races. Lots of UG+ oguri's and Taishin's around. getting lots of 2nd and 3rd places, losing by a nose.

They're all works in progress but I just wanted to do some low commitment testing
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>>2701407
>oguri's and Taishin's
**Oguris and Taikis. not sure what the fuck i'm talking about im clearly too tired to host a race here right now. Although some guy was winning with Taishin here the other day
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>>2701397
>look up not poland population
>300.000.000
vas
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>>2701404
My experience in publics has been pretty balanced and I believe I got a solid winrate, here i am getting fucking raped i am at 6 loss streak.
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>>2701389
I'd argue Minnesota and Florida are radically different culturally too, but sure.
My point stands that the continental United States is 9.83 kilometers squared, and Europe is 10.18 kilometers squared. You REALLY need to get into the habit of viewing the United States as basically another Europe when thinking about the people geographically.
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Can any Finefag answer this fuckass question? Is it her stinky feet?
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>>2701411
>forgot to say million
I shortened these, they used to be like 9,830,000 and 10,180,000 respectively. My bad. These are in millions of kilometers.
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>>2701412
Finemo's feet are very clean and her sandals are cute
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>>2701411
Geographically sure, but the US mostly all speaks English and shares a history/culture, even the UK and France with how close they are culturally is more different then most US states
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>>2701411
>>2701414
No no I get it, but I still just see the US as a singular monolith, where your coworker can be sleeping while you are 2h at work already
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>>2701411
Euros just don't get it, it's not worth bothering
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>>2701416
What's on her left shoe then
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Yeah after my testing, at this rate I'm going to lose finals again, I can already see it now. I give myself about a 10% chance to win, and about a 50% chance to not get DQ'd from finals period. It's "sprintcasino" but umas like Taiki, Nishino, Oguri have crazy strong advantages, camping Taiki in particular is annoying to deal with. Also running into people already using Speed Maruzensky...for late surgers and cranking out UG6 umas because the thing is just a crazy stat stick.
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>>2701422
Is it a better statstick than something like speed fuku?
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>>2701423
nyes
maru can also give you slipstream and pto if you're lucky
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>>2701423
More consistent then lmaonopriority Fuku and any combination of speed/power/wit growth means that you're probably capping all 3 stats already or at least close enough, also useful hints and +power which is nice to help avoid hitting power
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>>2701423
Speed Fuku isn't particularly good as a stat stick but behaves more as a friend card for high rollan.

Speed Maruzensky on the other hand is a legit speed card with 20 training effectiveness at 1LB. Speed and Power bonuses too, which is huge. Only problem is somewhat low priority. Speed Fuku has literally zero special priority so it's not quite good for consistent speed training
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>>2701418
The only thing the US can agree upon is that nobody likes the Californians. Not even California.

>>2701419
Eh, I understand. I was saying "good morning" to a Finn for almost a year straight, only to realize that I was saying it at 1 PM for him. It has since switched to "good afternoon."

>>2701420
I'm still going to try. If I can do it, they can too.
Unrelatedly: Doesn't it bother anyone else that you can't post localized timestamps on 4chan? I wanna do something like {time:1783582200} and have it read out as 8:30 AM in Britain and 12:30 AM in Oregon.
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>>2701421
My cum
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>>2701427
I mean I get what you mean but even England has difference only the English care about (like North Vs South, or Yorkshire ect.) I assume internal American difference are like that
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>>2701412
It's a coin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_old
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>>2701426
>with 20 training effectiveness at 1LB
25 TE actually! it scales up with your training levels.

And idk if you guys noticed but it's really easy to get speed training levels up faster in unity with pink balls. +5 for each training level so it's at 20TE at level 4, 25TE at level 5. It's damn damn strong even at low LB, it's nuts
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I forgot how hitting scenario sparks just generates a shitton of stats out of nothing, especially considering the blues on this setup are nigh-worthless.
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>>2701434
Scenario sparks have been my secret sauce since CM4
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>>2701431
Oh nice, genuinely didn't know, do we still do this? I'm guessing not
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>>2701431
Been working on a Fine and her feeder event is her getting nostalgic over "irish food"

what kind of irish food do you think she's gorging herself on?
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>>2701441
>Full Irish breakfast
>Rashers
>Gallons of Irish stew
>Potatoes in many forms
>Black/white pudding
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>>2701430
Look, I don't mind them not fully getting the differences between states culturally(even if Minnesota shares more in common with Norway and Florida shares more in common with Poland than the two share in common with each other,) but they should probably at least figure out the part where there's one less timezone than in Europe.
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>>2701444
>Irish breakfast
As a plastic paddy, please explain to me how this differs from an English breakfast. I've traced my lineage to your peoples, so I feel it is my responsibility to learn more
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>>2701441
Shepherd's pie
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>>2701449
Oh sweet, I've made that for my family a few times. I'm good with potato-based dishes
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>>2701430
I get the analogy, but the difference in scale here is so stark that it's really just not remotely comparable.
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>>2701448
Realistically? Not many, Irish has white and black pudding and English has beanz. Irish sausages are also simply better, also I will kill you if you say they are the same (jk)
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>>2701446
Fair, honestly nearly everywhere in the world peoples' perception of the world doesn't go far out of their home nation
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>>2701455
The idea of beans for breakfast is not ideal for me, I'll take the pudding. Sounds good either way, thanks for sharing
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>>2701457
Barbeque beans on toast is fucking amazing and I say that as an American.
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>>2701457
Pudding is fucking great and don't let its appearance deceive you, I love it. They have something similar in Spain too which surprised me
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Whew
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>>2701466
Lookin good
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>>2701466
>Power +
My condolences
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>>2701469
NTA but why? I remember one anon saying that "he heard from a sloptuber that its bad" and i dont trust it
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>>2701470
You can only use + on URA
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>>2701469
What’s wrong with that?
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>>2701471
That’s a weird thing to do, especially when it doesn’t mention it on the spark. But I’ll take that for everything else being decent enough.
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>>2701471
Wrong
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>>2701469
What's wrong with Power+?
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>3 carats from a team trial
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I don't know why I had the impression that Fine Motion is a retard, she's a very sweet sheltered girl
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>>2701482
Most sheltered people do end up a little stupid.
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>>2701482
Fanart tends to flanderize most girls, you need to get into her career story to see the full picture
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>>2701482
Welcome to enlightenment, enjoy your new wife.
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I prefer a true Irish that knows who Roy Keane is, like Meisho Doto
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>>2701481
>number doesn't end with a 0 or 5
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>>2701491
+1 carats have been deposited into your account!
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>>2701491
Chiyonote 143: One Carrot is better than No Carrot.
>chiyo.png
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Do I want Curren (original) or Bakushin for my pace ace?
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>>2701491
This especially bothers me because it takes FOUR additional 3 carat drops to get your total back to a multiple of 5, and specifically nothing else.
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>>2701491 >>2701498
But why are you so obsessed with a 5 or a 0?
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>>2701501
>Why are OCD neighas playing this game?
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Personally I prefer my carats to end in 6 or 7
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>>2701219
Supersonic Booze Carrier sounds like a kickass horse name...
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>>2701471
>>2701475
Who do I believe?
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This CM and NUAoharu has mee feeling like this lately, even though my only plat win is Sprint, I thought I was better at building sprinters
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>>2701412
What does it have in its pocketses? Tricksy little ningenses!
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>>2701506
I asked it in /umaJP/ to have someone with JP knowledge clear it up and this is the answer
>>>/vg/573459423
>>>/vg/573459857
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>>2701503
Danchou, confiscate her flesh fang.
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>>2701518
>linking to /vg/
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>>2701520
Maybe read my whole post before assuming with your usual tribalism.
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>>2701518
Why do they do things like this?
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>>2700343
I finally started working on finishing my /v/ma-chan drawing that I started and then procrastinated on for the past 3 weeks because I was MANTbroken and lazy because it was too hot out. I might even be finished with it later today if I don't procrastinate again.
>careers
I did my one a day. Good enough. Got a 2* speed 2* Sprint curren parent with uma stan slipstream and ramp up on it thanks to the spark reroll. Hopefully I can use her and get one more good parent before CM signups
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>>2701531
Beats me but I'll assume MONEY or for passes for spark reroll
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>>2701532
I want to see the rest of her, anon! The curren parent is nice, too
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>>2701532
Looking very good anon, can't wait for the full design
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>>2701534
Yeah but I wouldn’t even think about rerolling with just that one thing being off, it just seems like such a needless distinction to have a spark that can only be used in the very first scenario. Oh well it’s just to eventually feed into a Ryan so it’s not a big deal.
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>>2701532
>desu eyes
I actually like this a lot and for a 4chan related uma Im surprised no one else did it yet
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God damn it, I keep getting reminded I need to stop being a lazy fuck who only plays Uma and Factorio and work on vmachan training sim again...
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>>2701546
Work on a Factorio Tracen Academy spinoff instead ;)
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>>2701550
Mihono Bourbon, please stop touching the filter inserters... I gave you burners for a reason.
I am still not sure how to feel about filter inserters being merged with all other inserters. Convenient, I guess, but it also removes a logistical challenge of creating yet more inserters and special use cases I kind of enjoyed.
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>>2701497
Please help me.
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What if you could race the biters
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>>2701497
Curren is stronger and you can borrow guts Baku for free GW and a good gold skill.
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>>2701569
Thank you.
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>>2701559
Go with OG curren, you can't use guts bakushin card on bakushin.
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>>2701559
I can't help you, but take this
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I have to pick another front to roll for. Alt Daiwa or alt Fujin?
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>>2701576
Fujin is Bobo 2.0 and will be very useful for LoH.
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>>2701576
Apparently Alt Fujin is pretty good
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>>2701567
Racing biters you say?
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>>2701582
Global's most anticipated uma
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>>2701513
Twin Turbo would say this
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>>2701585
ENTER
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>>2701582
W-wait, she got something this recent reveal? I haven't been paying attention.
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>>2701579
And hot as fuck
Cygames will never do it because she's unpopular but that outfit deserves a fucking figgie
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>>2701567
I mean, you already kinda do that if you try to use your car near a biter nest, don't ya?
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>>2701603
None
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What's the ramen scenario song?
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>>2701501
Well, everything you can do to actually spend carats in this game requires a minimum of 10 carats. Hence, a 3 carat drop on its own doesn't convert into actually usable value until you get additional carat drops (which, if we ignore the ones that would be useful with or without the added 3, means you either need three more 3 drops, or one more 3 and a 5).

The whole "number go up but not actually in a meaningful capacity" is just something I find personally annoying in video games, like it's designed to tickle the dopamine receptors in your brain for something that doesn't matter. Especially with regards to in-game monetization or things adjacent (for a different but tangentially related issue, see: any in-game cash shops with bundles of currency only purchasable in amounts that are deliberately awkward for the player to spend).

Secondly, I just think that a number cleanly divisible by 5 is more aesthetically pleasing because I'm an autist.
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>>2701612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFRf_LuwUA
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>>2701603
No but there's one guy spamming her a lot, out of nowhere, to get a reaction out of people.
>Spam unpopular girl
>People get annoyed
>Pretend to be a victim and spam harder
>Revel in the negative attention
It's a well known way of shitposting.
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>>2700672
I seriously hope she gets 2 banners like in jp becuase I can't fucking afford her and I need her
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>>2701617
You're way off the mark.
There's the Windyfag trying to do that by ritualposting on the first and last posts and there's just the regular Windybro that posts her sometimes.
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>>2701612
>>2701616
Why do architects get 2 (TWO) scenarios? Also why bring back all the pals for this one specifically?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TszRk8RmtY
Oguribros still haven't recovered from tis.
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>>2700918
too small for a mare but the perfect size for me
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>>2701632
Yeah? What do you think of THIS? (employed anons do not open this at work)

https://youtube.com/shorts/IxDFhmXoAW4?is=Livu0rdmGkC_9MRQ
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Think I'm done with Ace #1.
Hakuraku shows 2/3 of all umas are pace, so competitive spirit should hit to trigger GW most rounds especially if i'm triple pace myself. If she ever promotes, Angling should make it a win con instead of a death sentence, or if shes 3rd and 2nd+1st are quick overtakes it could be a combo.
Lemme know if I overlooked a royal fuckup.
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>>2701639
what
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____ Mejiro Belly
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>>2701648
Consider
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>>2701049
Thinly veiled Shion propaganda
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>>2701646
>Rice
Based.
Looks really good, too. Uma Stan would be great for positioning and the Bakushin gold is also nice, but you're probably borrowing Scarlet so the latter isn't an option. Good luck in CM.
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>>2701648
Cute
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>>2701660
Mejiro Nature?
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>>2701652
I wish there was a separate currency for umas and supports. I'm already pulling on as many uma banners without completely JUSTing my deck and it's still not enough.
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>>2701652
Already well considered and bred in the hot springs.
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>>2701660
Mackween, and Mejiro in general, are already tummy sluts who show it off in most outfits so I’m not sure why she’s embarrassed.
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>>2701648
Flabby
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>>2701656
I went from literally not caring about her to be willing to give her a few cheeky tenners and use her sometimes for uhhh... uma anatomy study sessions
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>>2701657
Previously I was using king power for uma stan but decided neck and neck was more important and 2 power cards would horribly unbalance the stat line. The Borrow also has 2+2 sparks for it but it didn't show up.
The Curren SR Speed card actually pulled a lot of weight. Good sprint-pace hint card.
I'll probably go back to King when I train Scarlet since she can't use her own card and can sometimes manage to get head on from her secret event anyway. It's a freaking powerful card, huge and frequent rainbows, stat-heavy events, just unusable in mant.
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I don't feel like doing more than one run now that my aces and TT team is done
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>go to takiki's account to find more cute Natie
>stumble upon this
Audibly kek'd
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>>2701691
I wonder if our jpbro that wanted her had to use THAT or got rekt
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>>2701685
I only fixed up half my TT but the rest is actually decent so the score upgrade wouldn't be big anyway. I briefly considered doing parent runs but every attempt is dogshit sparks into reroll for horseshit sparks. So now I'm also doing one per day.
Not sure why you posted Seiun if you're not flatlining, but here's another one.
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Chat Control just passed, what's a non-cucked country I can move to? I'll just retire to a farm with horses until I die of starvation and they eat me
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>>2701696
Flatliners get executed, one career a day is the new flatline.
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>>2701701
Chile/Argentina
We're full btw
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>>2701685
Me too but I have to do 40 for the dumbass event
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>>2701701
>Chat Control
How do I use this to fuck with Yurobros?
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>>2701710
Make them admit to some wrong-think, like wanting privacy or to own a home
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Enough about Windy, what about her roommate? Non-3*, so you dont even need to waste (too many) carats for her! Plus she sounds great, like, check ts out https://x.com/i/status/2074955056219033741
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>>2701646
Is that a fast learner run? That' sa lot of skills
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So how do these upcoming auto careers actually work, are you able to set schedules and a sort of focus on certain skills, or do you just run it and its complete RNG what comes back?
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>>2701710
DM them clips from Kana Yura JAV.
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>>2701724
Yes, you can schedule races and focus on getting some skills. You can also pick whether to focus on balance, stamina, or sprint though from what ppl test, stamina seems to be the most consistent one to get good stats/grade. Also, seems like you can do parent run on GL with this auto career.
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Is sub 1300speed a death sentence in next cm?
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>>2701746
Next CM is during GL so yes.
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Holy crap a six front lobby!
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>>2701746
1200 speed + Sprint S = 1320 speed
1300 speed + sprint S = 1430 speed
And so on.
Sprint S + 1300 speed at least seems to be non negotiable.

>>2701752
Tell us who wins since I don't think Pacers will proc Bakushin's gold skill
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>>2701752
I’ve seen more and more of these, I’ve only ever seen Suzukas win though.
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>>2701701
>Chat Control
What's that?
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>>2701760
Letting companies and the government spy your messages for your security and the children goy. They'll go even further to step into end-end encryption next
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Like grabbing her by her head or...?
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>>2701754
I cheated with NSM
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>>2701763
I don't want sound glib, but don't they have a lot of those powers already?
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>>2701764
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>>2701710
Nishino Flower lewds will get them jail time.
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>>2701701
Wasnt chat control 1.0 already a thing for like a year or two before? I thought it was like just renewed or something
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>>2701764
She’s telling you to find the nearest construction site, hijack a crane and grab her with that. Don’t forget to upload it to social media.
#cutecurrencranegame
#grabbedbycurrencuteness
#owmytail
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>>2701760
Remove anonymity from online posting. You will need to verify who you are before you can call Elon Musk a nigger when you post on twitter.
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>>2701776
As an Ausfag who has certainly dabbled in a doujin or two hundred I feel like that’s the kind of thing that like just don’t get caught trying to import comiclo or some shit and you’ll be fine.
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>>2701778
I think it got rejected several times but it got passed just now by abusing technicalities (they did something to need the against votes be 361 and non-votes counted as yes) and also using the summer break since there are less people in parliament, satanic behaviour
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>>2701789
Nearly every time you hear about people in the west being done for doujins or whatever it's usually because they have some other more hardcore material
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Is Perfect Prep any good for Sprintcasino?
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>>2701801
Yeah, they tend to get caught trying to import some loli shit and that opens up them to getting investigated and more shit gets found. Although Ausfag law will 100% prosecute you on just possessing a doujin or VN. There is an Ausfag author who somewhat recently got done for production for writing a fictional book about child abuse.
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>>2701764
Is she aware of the things I did to that plushie??????
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>>2701776
Yuros don’t look!
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>>2701815
yes
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>>2701764
I just took her to an onsen
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>>2701825
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY PARENTS JUST WALKED IN THE NANOSECOND THIS OPENED IT'S OVER
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>>2701825
My danchou just saw this and made me an officer.
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Summer sale ends today right? Fuck I need to get my shit together and pick something
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>>2701825
>door's stuck
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>>2701825
My boss saw this and said our CEO's was better
Also I'm invited to the next company's business and networking meeting in... Virgin Islands?
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So when is the L.A. concert? Fuku posters do your job.
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>>2701850
UK or u.s.?
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>>2701830
You take your plushes to the onsen?
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I don't like tanukis, I hate Teio with passion but then I see this on my feed and I mean how can I actually hate her now?
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>>2701856
US of course. UK too much regulations. Not that it matters at that level, but still.
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Not looking good for der/v/
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haven't been in /v/ma a lot lately, has there been any new OC or is everyone too busy playan?
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>>2701897
>new OC
Plenty
>playan
We're too busy melting down AND playan
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>>2701897
Quite a but, heres one of the best pieces by our drawGOD
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>>2701897
lots of OC, get cracking
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>Wake up
>Der/v/ is banned from europe
Fuck me, is HorseMD hiring?
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Wake up.
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>>2701924
>can't wake up
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>>2701901
Kitasan is the perfect mix of sexy cute
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>>2701927
>some torenas unironically find this thing attractive
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>>2701930
>some torenas don't
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>>2701930
Drawchads SEX that thing
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>>2701934
>some
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Does stats matter more than skills.
I got a really decent Camp Taiki but she is only SS+
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Some of you guys are alright don't go to chronogenesisdotnet tomorrow.
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>>2701190
This is a late post but tons of Quarterhorses (#1 horse breed in the u.s. and sometimes raced as Sprinters) are named after alcohols and guns and I remember encountering 4 horses named Magnum. Coors, Bud, Whiskey, and Colt are also very common names.
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>new club member hasn't done a single career since joining
Dancho-sama tasukete!
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>>2701940
>Not naming your horse Bud Light Fellow
NGMI
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>>2701944
A child of Belno Light and Bubble Gum Fellow?
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>press Wit Training
>"humu humu"
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Spe is very sexy
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>>2701953
Nobody says this
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3 days later and I still don't have a risky business + uma stan + nimble navigator + racing spirit stam ggp
Fuck this game
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If I got to name a horse, I would call her "The El Caballa"
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>>2701953
I think she’s only sexy in the swimsuit, and not because she’s half naked. It’s because she’s dumb while doing it, it’s completely uncalculated. It’s not meant to be seductive, she just likes running around in a bikini and that’s hot because Suzuka is basically going “what are you doing put some clothes on.”
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Holy shit I just got my highest ever highscore (playing since launch btw)
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>stopped trying to mutate for a couple of days and only remade some TT umas
>got 2 mood downs in 5 runs
>try to mutate uma again
>3 mood downs per run minimun
This shit is absolutely rigged
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>>2702018
Just use Riko for TT umas, her gold is on the cheap side and it always activates. And with dates you don't have to worry about mood downs so you can generally finish a TT runner in a single career.
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anyone got a SICK 9* turf borrow stashed away somewhere? with some power sparks?
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Should I glue a run with 273 speed at the Start of Classic? My speed cards literally don't exist, I haven't finished a run in over 2 days because of bullshit like this
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I SURE LOVE GETTING FUCKED BY MY SSR CARDS
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>>2702023
Thanks for the advice but I have no problems with TT umas, the thing was with my mutant cm ace getting mood downs like crazy
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What do >we think? I'm really sad I failed a +50 training early on it could've been even better. Joyful, Shooting and Blossom are offscreen.
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will my uma being her own great grandparent have an impact on affinity?
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>>2702049
Noppers.
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>>2702049
No
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>>2702052
>>2702054
big
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>>2702049
I don't know why these retards are gaslighting you she's going to contribute 0 affinity
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>>2702049
She'll just have 0 affinity but keep the race affinity afaik
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Uma incest is BASED and it works for my aces.
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>>2701752
Bakushin is so fucking sexy In everything she does
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Opinions? She also has ignited PWR and triumphant pulse
Kita didn't finish the event
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>>2701809
No one answered this so I will, perfect peep is really bad, the white version of meticulous measures is an aight gamble
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>>2702058
>>2702061
it's only a problem if she's her own grandparent
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>>2702074
Thank you, but it's too late.
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>>2702064
>Uma incest is BASED
Hell yeah
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>>2702058
Anon he said GREAT grandparent, Great grandparents aren't counted on the lineage.
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>>2702076
Just like Philip J. Fry...
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>>2702077
I'm sorry anon, I just woke up and was backreading. Sometimes if stuff gets lost its good to bump it
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TURF S
TURF FUCKING S
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>>2702076
You are right, I am sorry >>2702049 I was wrong great grandparents don't affect, forgive me, I made a mistake
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>>2702090
You got rushed
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>>2702070
Few things I want to mention
>huge lead is bad
>bit of a witlet
>no prof
>THH might be inconsistent with the little mid race
Looks good though, although you can definetely do better, test her
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>>2702091
Ain't a big deal if it got corrected brochacho
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5 minutes.
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>>2702032
Oh I can't read, my bad.
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>>2702102
Tiny baby nasty hand
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>/v/ma wants me to hate her
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I'm dreading the Tachyon banner and want it to arrive already so i don't have to worry about it anymore.
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/v/ma still has three (3) spots open!

Rules are the same:
>try to do a career a day (McQueen fails are okay but don't abuse them)
>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days
>don't flatline for more than 4 days
>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)
>wuv yous and 5 square meals a day ARE mandatory

Drop an ID here if you're interested or apply at
>570139754
Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
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>>2702113
just think when it does start you can't even fully pull you have to wait for the 6-10 days of free pulls to end first
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80085899
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80085899
Join the rooma pls! I wanna see if this is an improvement.
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>>2702113
Even when it does arrive you still have to wait like a week since it has free pulls lol
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>>2702122
Goddamn, kitasan much like bakushin makes me diamonds
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>>2702112
Curren is cute when she's not talking about twatter. Unfortunately that's at most 10% of her career.
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>>2702128
Shes umastagram and umatok famous not umatter famous
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>>2702129
You can't just put uma in front of things
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>>2702112
/v/ma loves Curren, if you don't realize this you are either a newfag or just wrong
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I haven't finalized my team comp for the sprint.
I've got a pace and a late, what should my third be? Thinking of either a front or a second pace.
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>>2702129
I'm old enough to be legally allowed to consider them the same thing.
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>>2702135
A front with OYL and 564.
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>>2702135
Front is really bad and high investment in this track, I would recommend a second pace
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>>2702127
Consider ayabe pits
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>>2702122
I'll do two more, need a bit more data
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38974594
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>>2702139
This is funny as fuck
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>>2702112
You can do what you want, I just personally don’t like her. Will never like, subscribe, hashtag, share or participate in other various things with social media.
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>>2702112
>>2702128
Her calling you big bro is way more of a turn off than the social media shit.
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right where I want 'em!
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>>2702144
>Double late start
Game, please.....I just wanna see how this new oguri does
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>>2702144
>dead last again
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>>2702026
I got a 9* turf 7* with okayish whites, good enough?
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>>2702135
Second Pace
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>>2702153
I find it kinda funny because she is as tall as Finemo
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>>2702158
Oh yeah, that's what im talking about. I guess two more
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>>2702159
>second 3 times by extremely close margins
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>>2702153
Watch your mouth, we love imoutos here.
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>>2702167
>>2702158
>>2702144
>Witness to Legend
there's nothing more soulless than leaving your epithets on the default
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>>2702167
Okay she might be worse than the previous one....
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50830914
Last one for now
>>2702170
I'll change it later
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>>2702153
Social media is one of the biggest turn offs of all time. An uma could explicitly state in her career that her fetish is der/v/ club members and that would be less of a turn off.
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>>2702176
But umas who are married to der/v/ club members already have that fetish right?
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>>2702171
Hmmmm, never did so bad before, new oguri might be messing with the team comp? Idk. Will have to test more
Thanks for coming. Can't do much more right now unfortunately.
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>>2702160
lemme see that ID neigha
that sounds good
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>>2702178
>lost to no sprint S Taiki
I feel robbed, truly sprintcasino
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>>>/v/742923530
Rough life for the remains of our people
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>>2702184
That one is still a pretty damn good taiki, I think sprint S is what. 1 length?
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>>2702177
I mean in the sense that it’d be fucking weird to be in a career. Imagine if Curren said “Join /v/mapyoi today, big bro.” It’d be fucking weird. That’s still less of a turn off than social media.
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>>2702185
So sad, if they said there was a a thread on /v/ here it would fill fast. At least that means the extraction process was 99% successful
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>>2702180

336163394443
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>>2702153
It's only a turn-off because of the context of her being an e-girl.
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Sex motion makes me foam at the mouth
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>>2702195
How good is she anyway?
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>>2702191
ayy my man
yeah thats nice
ive got a good amount of whites on my seiun now, so i might just run with this. ty king
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>>2702195
better than her ugly wedding dress at least
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>>2702198
Not bad. She's got a 564 effect in one of her evolved skills and two very rare gold skills.
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>>2702198
I think she's more Lawful Neutral than Good
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>>2702195
I wonder if by the time her alt comes out on global i will be able to forgive her for what she did to me.
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within a single week btw
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>>2702195
Natie...
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>>2702195
Why did they forget to show her at Pakalive?
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>>2702205
>She's got a 564 effect in one of her evolved skills
Neigha what? Elaborate
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I wish this got Uma Stan in amongst this…
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>>2702202
Shut the FUCK up. My wife looks DARLING in anything.
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My Groove jobs in /v/ rooms but wins in pubs, what is this?
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>>2702211
They teased her outfit in the scenario MV.
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>>2702218
Yes but they usually talk abou BOTH umas and their kits, they didn't even do that, what gives?
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I don't get nu-URA, someone please give me a quick rundown.
I'm supposed to farm it a few times to get the skill sparks then inherit them onto a real parent, or something along those lines.
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>>2702217
I don't know but she seems sneaky good, isn't she? I feel like any unique that gives you speed on that final corner is really valuable especially on a late. Same with Wedding Mayano
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>>2702157
stamina is stored in the boobs
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Finally, the sex of the franchise
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>>2702227
Welcome to the flatliners club
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>Curren talk gave me the idea to rewrite her career except it’s about the /v/ clubs instead of social media
I hate you guys.
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>mfw no 1 fan earner and my club is barely holding onto b+
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>>2702229
Shuki...
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>>2702212
Her skills are
>Evolved Smooth Sailing that when activated it lets you activate unique twice
>Evolved Frontal Attack
She's aight.
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>>2702219
They only talk about the uma released in that week. Teased uma don't get a discussion, it's also like that with Loves Only You alt during breeder's cup scenario.
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>>2702235
I was used to it because Fuji and Pokke and Cafe and Donna and most other Pakalives I saw released them both at the same time, I thought it was standard practice
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>>2702230
/herse/LORD.....
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>>2702236
It gets weird, sometimes second scenario alt is released like a week afterwards
Then there are the third alts...
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>>2702195
She does look pretty Fine with her hair down.
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>>2702242
BIGGER
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How reliable is it to activate Air Groove's unique as a late?
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>>2702243
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>>2702245
you could check on hakuraku
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>>2702251
That's just Diamond with smaller ears and a little hair dye
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>>2702251
Security! Take this man to room 101
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>>2702253
Correct.
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>>2702251
>didn't make her hair bigger
ngmi
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>>2702241
This artist really needs to draw them having happy desperate pent up sex already
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>>2702240
>third alts
Doesn't exist though, until the FACE gets one
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>bad career seed today
welp, guess it's a parent run kind of day
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I wuv all my clubmates except the ones who ask for sashes
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holy shit thank you Urara
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>>2702242
DANCHOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>2702251
This is very hot proceed get the damn race outfits installed already
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Alright I'm done mutating, I don't think I'm ever getting this "lucky" again even though the run had 5 mood down events and a 6% failure power training.
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>>2702282
that is a lot of stamina for a sprint
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>>2702282
Ratinglet but making a front sprint mcqueen by itself is already really funny. Host a room?
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>>2702276
Wtf I want to request sashes now
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>>2702255
I WANT TO BE TAKEN TO EPSATONO ISLAND

I WANT TO BE PASSED AROUND BETWEEN FINE AND DIA
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>>2702254
Try it.
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>>2702283
Yeah but
>win the haruten objective
So i had to get at least 450 to gamble as late by senior inspo
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Anyone up for some rooms?
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unity is fucking dogshit it eats all the good events, i've seen fl one like three times total
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50 minutes left on the Steam Sale, made my final picks, what do you think?
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>>2702293
I've lost all 10 /v/ma rooms and 10 pubs I've joined.
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>>2702293
34647040
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>play eternity runs frothing at the mouth because you didn't get .1% fast learner event
>finally get it
>lose finals against autofill ace
why do you torture yourself like this?
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>>2702287
CHRONO NO
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>>2702291
Yeah that’s the price of running these careers, you gotta overstam.
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>>2702298
I haven't played Ghost Trick in like 15 years but I do remember that game owns
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>>2702301
that's what you HAVE to do in current jp tho
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>>2702299
Can't lose if you don't join any
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Some of these umatations are crimes
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Finemo inspired me to get ramen for lunch, what type do I get?
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>>2702316
MANT miso
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>>2702300
89928028
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89928028
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>>2702300
Man I should just rebuild my oguri as late if she's going to sit her ass on 6th place all race
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>>2702316
Get some shoyu ramen that shit slaps
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>>2702319
The uma I'm trying to test has late started in every room.
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>>2702327
It happens, you just gotta keep going. Theres nothing you can do to prevent late starts.
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>>2702319
71588835
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>>2702321
build late and be last position instead
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>>2702287
Junior you dare?!
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>>2702331
AIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2702319
>S+ Flower wins
how in the actual
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>>2702298
armored core 6 is amazing, have fun
>>
ACK
At least I can safely conclude that my new oguri is way worse than my previous one.
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>>2702339
Just bought those 4, thanks!
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>>2702310
If anything, they’re fighting for freedom. They are true Americans. It is an uma’s goddess given right to run on any surface, at any distance they wish, to be free to run wherever they want, however they want.
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>>2702330
59113291
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>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>job NHK
>job Derby
>
Sometimes this stupid sexy gremlin is alright.
>>
30 minutes
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LET ME CLOCK RACES IN UNITY JESUS FUCK I'M SICK OF JOBBING TO RACES SHE HAS 600 SPEED FOR AND MISSING OUT ON 60 STATS AND USEFUL HINTS FROM HER SECRET EVENT
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>>2702350
For what
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>>2702355
Apologise to MANT first
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>>2702356
THAT
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>>2702355
If it makes you feel better. I heard we also can't clock career races in GL
>>
Another bunch of games bought that I probably won't play as I keep slaving away in the Uma, MH and TF2 mines, HOW DO I GET OF MY ASS AND PLAY ALL THESE AMAZING VIDYAS I SHOULD'VE PLAYED YEARS AGO?
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>>2702359
That did not make me feel better, no.
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>>2702361
Well, you finish your aces first.
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>>2702251
This made me think, do Alts that change the hairstyle also change it in the uniform? It would be lame if they didn't and would mean fucking Koikatsu has more attention to detail than the original game itself
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>>2702347
i keep forgetting to screenshot the right place
45795497
45795497
45795497
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>>2702361
You have to stop playing games with dailies
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>>2702366
Funny thing, I still don't have a functional team yet, they've lost all rooms I entered
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>>2702369
How the fuck are you guys consistently making UGs? My best attempts are like SS, and maybe SS+ if I'm lucky.
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>>2702369
>Can see a slight pixel of your name
YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
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>>2702374
Same, honestly, it's kind of discouraging
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>>2702374
>>2702377
I'm able to make high rank umas but they can't win for shit.
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>>2702374
>>2702377
Well id be happy to help, what kind of umas are you guys running and what kind of decks? Honestly a lot of making a good UG is knowing when to rest and when to race cuz a lot of it boils down to spamming wit
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>TOREINAH TITUS PULLO IS A HERO OF THE /V/MYPYIOI LEGION... BUT LOOK AT HIM NOW. JUSTICE KNOWS EVERY MANS NUMBER. HE HAS COMMITTED A TERRIBLE SACRILEGE, BUT HE WILL PAY FOR IT WITH HIS LIFE, AS WILL ANY MAN HERE THAT BREAKS THE LAW.

>SMUTPOSTERS AND SHITSTIRRERS WILL BE FLOGGED

>FUKUTARDS WILL BE STRANGLED

>FLATLINERS WILL BE CRUCIFIED
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>>2702374
Skills and stats past above 1200 or 1300 is score inflation
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>>2702374
If you are getting SS in new unity, you have bad cards or just don't click training enough.
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>>2702369
79809608
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>>2702375
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2702381
lmaoo
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>>2702374
Same, I think I'm running too many races. But if I don't race, I won't have the skill points for all the golds to get UG. I don't get it.
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>>2702380
I'm using the standard 2 speed, 3 wit 1 Gutshin and as many power sparks as I can, it should be retarded easy but I always fall short in the 2 of the 3 main stats (usually power, sometimes all 3)
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>>2702389

Use SP bonus cards, train more. Fuck races unless it's a G1 and your trainings are ass (and you have high energy). Especially prioritize balls and good wit trainings. A G1 is like 60 SP -energy. A good wit training can be 25-30+ SP, +energy +stats. My UG's have like 13 races.
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This bitch just makes me see red. I'm foaming at the mouth and barking like a dog anytime I remember she exists
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>>2702385
93947815
93947815
93947815
>>
>Taiki (double crown)
>Oguri (double crown)
>Curren (single crown)
>Nishino
>Groove
>Fuji
These are your q/v/eens. Place your bets on who will be the last q/v/een of the MANT era
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>>2702400
I want Groove, it would be extremely fucking funny
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>>2702400
I think nishino got it in the bag
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>>2702400
I will enter self-exile for until the next CM comes around.
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>>2702400
I'm gonna build the meanest Janny groove just to see if she luckshits it
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>>2702400
Why are you even asking you silly billy
IF
LOSING
WIN
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>>2702399
85091793
85091793
85091793
Last one
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ENOUGH WITH THE PURPLE FLAMES ON STAMINA
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>>2702400
I have a great taiki but im putting flower in. I think it would be funny
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>>2702287
>>2702331
This went very underappreciated.
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>>2702400
MANT era's done tho
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>>2702408
I seriously hope she wins
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>>2702400
The fat one
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>>2702411
I'm about to not cap speed on a 20% growth uma because these bitches are allergic to being on speed training ever
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>>2702415
Not quite yet, we are living through the fall of MANT
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>>2702223
Lates are not that good, she can still trigger it as a pace chaser but I feel my Oguri just outperforms my other 2 runners 90% of the time
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This reminds me i gotta finish drawing my kitatits
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>>2702400
Deploy the mutant army.
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>>2702410
Thanks for joining!
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>>2702400
She has a very low chance but I will still try
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>>2702418
Glad we both agree
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Test
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>>2702436
Coming back from vacation retard-kun?
>>
More rooms!

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97852085
97852085
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>>2702400
>no kingu
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>check my veterans for potential parents for the dirt CM
>not a single 3* Dirt
>exactly four 2* Dirt
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Any other frogs here? Excited for the game?
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>>2702446
Me I can't wait for Teio 2.0
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>>2702446
You need to beat those filthy sandniggers please, all of Europe is with you
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Some Cute Neicha for you guys, its the new JP card
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>>2702446
I hope there aren't, one french person is enough
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>>2702439
GYAH
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>>2702449
In soccer or IRL?
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>>2702449
Don't worry our browns are the strongest in the universe
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>>2702450
young hag
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>>2702450
She's supposedly really good right?
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>>2702439
If I could stop being in 1st and 5th & 6th on the final corner that would be fucking great
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>>2702450
Is that an octopus cone?
>>
Again!

27813127
27813127
27813127
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>>2702450
Why does Neicha have a handwich with a raw octopus inside?
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>>2702463
Octopus is delicious dude
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Last for Windy!
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>
My hounds....
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>>2702450
Neicha always gets the best haircuts
>>
I'll bake a new thread since we got rooms going on.
>>
Baking meltdown imminent
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>>2702466
That's not Windy
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>>2702466
>10 seconds
Bro was ready lmfao
Whatever, i'll just catbox more cute neicha art. Lots of JP artists are also very happy about her new card and how shelooks
https://files.catbox.moe/tvnpbh.jpg
>>
Remember to report stinkofag for avafagging
>>
2 minutes it's dober
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>>2702466
Actually you weren't last
>>
Based Mayabro, the og queen is coming for the crown
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>>2702400
All in on fuji
>>
>the Fr*nch could be here
Horrifying
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>>2702470
Based Mayano destroying the falseflagger.
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>>2702470
Based based based
>>
>no beeshino
>no titmerican
>just SOVL
Now THESE are rooms! Again!

https://files.catbox.moe/lj2oyi.jpg

24350055
24350055
24350055
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Why did Stinko Baldy do it
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>>2702470
My fuarking hero
I COPY
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>>2702488
Curren has no soul
>>
>>2702495
>>
Sorry danchou I'm in full fishing for the high roll mode I will not be finishing runs after 2nd inspo if they're both bad
>>
new bread doko
>>
>>2702502
Were you going to go to /vg/ again you fucking schizo?
>>
Can we take this to the IRC? It's clearly done for trolling
>>2702485
>>2702487
>>2702487
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>>2702489
My theory is that a stinkyfag is mad at how unpopular she is and is trying to drive people mad since any attention is good attention, even negative. This is false btw. He's just a cancerous retard.
>>
>>2702517
Get fucked Windyfag, you lost.
Mayano and Palmer WON.
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>>2702523
I was referring to ritualfag too, the reports don't ork
>>
>doing Mambo's career outside of MANT for the first time
>she gets a nosebleed and can't enter the Japan Cup
Does that happen every time or is there some invisible trigger causing it? Also lol
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>>2702582
>doing Mambo career
This puts a smile on my face
Also, as far as im aware it always happens.
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>>2702582
Yes, happened in the irl career
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>>2701388
I'm uglier than 300 speed by the end of classic year and yet I'm not as ugly as these fags
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>>2702331
Kino
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>>2701617
I don't... care. I like Shinko is the thing. That's why I was befuddled by her appearing in the chef's outfit.

>>2701611
Damn it. I was really hoping Japan was paying attention to her again.



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