>Leo CupRace Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2700329
Windy at Work!
>>2702497Based palma
>>2702495Literally who the fuck even is this?
>>2702503benis :D
>>2702503me
>>2702497CONSIDERED
>>2702503Benis :DDDDDDDD
>>2702497Turn Palmer into a housewife and make her happy!
>>2702503
>>2702497>how it feels to chew 5 gum
>>2702503Venus Paques, aka: Benis Park.She's one of the rivals of the L'arc scenario. Pretty much french Teio. Based on the real horse Treve
>>2702503benis :DD
>>2702503Treve, Fr*nch that cucked Japan out of Triomphe twice.
>>2702488I'm not getting a better sprint Cafe than this so if she's consistently getting 5th here maybe she can steal some round 1 wins. Thanks guys!
>>2702497BY A SECOND!WE LOVE OONIGE HERE!!!
>>2702520/v/ma rooms have been harder than pubs. I can easily crush random jobbers but against you guys I'm struggling
new bread doko
I still don't understand the need for constant threads but okay
>>2702526That's always been the case even back in taurus.
>>2702531careful bro, you're going to trigger the schizo
>>2702531Not real point in waiting while rooms go on
>>2702515I would nibble on Palma's ears
>>2702497
Didn't the parent race get cancelled?
If i do pubs is my info automatically in haku?
>>2702531>>>/v/
>>2702531This, threads only really need to be up when I'm around. When I get off for the day you guys can just wait until come back again.
>>2702543I'm assuming no
>>2702531I totally agree with you, we've never needed constant /vg/-like bakes, we have 2 (potentially the same fag) schizos now that we need to deal with, bake schizo that will literally go to /vg/ to ask them to make a new thread if there isn't one the instant second image limit is reached, and the ritualfag that has decided to set up here for the past couple of days (this one is from /vg/ as he admitted it there) both could be the same troll really
Im really torn between late or pace oguri I think triple pace can be bricky but no speed star is awful
>>2702543If they allowed spectators, yes
>>2702553I'm trying a Late but they are severely limited in mid-race golds.Marvy pow seems to be the only choice really.
>>2702553Late Oguri will have a harder time if there an Oonige in your room. Ooonige+Paces with Groundwork/Descend just push too far ahead for Lates to comfortably catch up. You can still win but it's much much harder
>>2702552People are gonna use the thread even with no images so theres no real reason not to (other than the annoying troll you mentioned) Or at least that's my opinion i just go with the flow. If it's inactive I take a break, if it's active I post.
Missed the rooms award
>>2702552Train wit bro i beg>no bread>goes to vg>potential troll bake>derailment ensues
>>2702558I share the same opinion but that retard will also go to /vg/ and beg them to bake if we don't follow his faggot orders
holy veegeebroken
>>2702552Trolls just need to be reported and ignored until they give up. His existance should not be the reason of a punishment for the rest of the thread.>uhhh so we have schizos now so we shouldn't bake for 6 hoursThat will never fly. It's completely retarded. Someone eventually will bake. If it happens, good, if not, whatever. You are trying to enforce too much for a self moderated community.
>>2702559Teach a man to join rooms, he will train for a dayTeach a man to MAKE rooms, he will train for a lifetime
>>2702568You forgot your chiyo image bro
>>2702564I find it hilarious that at least one of the retards asking for threads is range banned from making them or at least his country, not sure which is more funny
>>2702567I wish they would ban you for being a metaposting faggot guess we don't always get what we want huh
Teach a man to bake, he will bake once, get shat on and give upTeach a man to troll and he will make whole thread seethe for a lifetime
>>2702567>we shouldn't bake for 6 hoursI didn't say that, it should be what the people posting feel like doing, not what one parasocial retard wants
>>2702569I dont have chiyo is she supposed to be wise or something
>>2702575she has 10% wit growth
>>2702575Yes
>>2702574Lefties say shit like that and then wonder why everyone calls them retards
>>2702575In a fortune cookie sense
>>2702575I think chiyo is associated with proverbs iirc
>I dont have chiyo
Steam Summer sale is over, what did you nab?
>>2702577So does Taiki and Bakushin that doesn't mean much
>>2702585I don't buy or play video games
>>2702585Horse Racing Manager
>>2702585Endless Ragnarok
>>2702585imagine paying for games
>>2702585
>>2702585This is the third year in a row I didn't buy anything
These are the canon smartest uma musume according to 5* stats. What do you think?
>>2702595Yup, that's us /v/itizens
>>2702589You are from /v/.>>2702585Ive got White Knuckle, KOTOR, and Reverse Collapse: Codename Bakery
>>2702597>Maruzensky in a bikini is smartest than a scientist Explain this.
>>2702604water cooling
>>2702597>No Reason>has extremely strong reasoning abilities
>>2702597>Manipulator Curren Chan on the same level as ShakurKind of makes sense, but then the list falls off with No Reason being so high
>>2702597>CurrenI knew she was a conniving whore. She knows exactly what she's doing.
>>2702614Isn't she like a Tactician? Warlords need to be very smart
>>2702597I didn't realize that Steampunk made you smarter
>>2702597What about the 5 dumbest?
>>2702585I bought Darktide + Skitarii and Hotline Miami
>>2702597Do Neo Universefags exist?
>>2702618>I didn't realize that an engineering degree made you smarter??????
>>2702597Some of these are just the same girl with a different outfit, how does changing clothes make you smarter?
>>2702621REPORTING
>>2702621Yuni seems cool, but i know very little about her as a globalbab, when shes closer to release ill decide between pulling for her or Laurel
>>2702625Not everyone in a Steampunk setting is an Engineer. Two, every Engineer I've had the misfortune of working with was a retard.
>>2702626Observe!
NOW ENTERWITLETS
>>2702628If you're a late main you'll want both as parents
>>2702621Probe this nigga for asking questions
>>2702628>I'm only gonna pull one of the three goddesses of lates?
>>2702634Digitan...
>>2702634Fukubros...
>>2702631She's 100% an engineer she holds a wrench in her hand
>>2702632CHOWA!
>>2702634
>>2702585Barony, Last Salvage Squad, and Homura Hime.
>>2702640She could just be a mechanic you know
>>2702597Haru Urara is a fucking retard, I don't trust this
>>2702637who's the third one
>>2702637Im not a late main, im just interested in both of them as characters>>2702634>TT>Tap Dance>Palma Alt>Ace>HeliosFrontbros WHAT THE FUCK?
>>2702620More machine tributes to the umassiah. Tachyon is getting mechanical ligament replacements and requires your brain to get them to actuate.Darktide and Skitarii are fun!
>>2702634>Put on a Halloween costume>Become the dumbest umaThat's my GOAT!
>>2702645She's more of innocent than retarded
>>2702645>He fell for it
>>2702631Engineers are mostly high int low wisdom, so they are smart in their field while being retarded and autistic elsewhere, while thinking themselves competent for being good at their field. Ie they are capable morons. Techbros being so influential has been a disaster for modern society.t.Software engineer
>>2702634Pokke...
>>2702647>ParentSirius, she is required accel in every 2400M course>AceRuby
>>2702636Hands off the Yoitomake!
>>2702649Yeah I bought it to play with some friends that already had it, it's really fun so far. On a blackout map I hit a Daemonhost because I thought it was a Nurgle zombie, luckily we had 2 Skitarii with claws
Guys I need help with something, i was trying to renew some soundposts but when uploading the video again to catbox it generates a link that's already a 404, wtf, how can I fix this?
>>2702634If you consider this IQ points that's pretty funny
I think admech sucks
>>2702643So many people here (myself included) bought Barony because that guy recommended it ITTs
>>2702660Delete the one you uploaded then wait for few minutes or few hours before trying again
>>2702648>im just interested in both of them as charactersdon't do this it makes tryhards gas
>>2702585Carrion, Look Outside, FEAR, White Knuckle, Rain World, Isaac>if you have so many games why do you never play themi'm trying ok
>>2702666How can I do that? The one I originally used already became a 404
>>2702642>This witlet bitch is winning all your CMs, and basically, you are fucking stupid
Why is Benis Park in the OP today?
>>2702597Who needs brains when you have POWER?
>>2702674The french play today
>>2702652Fell for what?
>>2702672Oguri has jobbed on every final I ever put her on
imagine pulling for umas that don't race in your main style, what are you going to use them for?
>>2702680Breeding
>>2702680Specializing is for cucks, I will luckshit every card I need
>>2702668Carrion was a neat game, played it some years ago. Pretty goodWhite Knuckle is FUN! So fun in fact that it stole about 4 million fans from my danchou already
>>2702680TT at least
>>2702585Nothing. I'm more than content with the current vidya I'm playing.
>>2702634>Taiki gets dumber the less she wears
>>2702680
On a scale from 1 to 10. How confident are ya this CM?
>>2702686All girls do this anon...
>>2702680Water doesn't need a reason to flow down the river, it simply wants to.
>>27026905/10I either win or I don't
>>2702687How do you neighas relate everything to ROTTK
>>2702692Oh yeah, h-haha. I knew that...
>>27026906-7
>>2702696/v/ma core IP. Like 12 angry men and yugioh
>>2702690Zero
>>2702690I'm at a solid 9 in group B
>>2702690Like a solid 8 or 9
>>2702681Redpill me on Vivlos, what does she have besides being a gyaru ?
>>2702696Im just taking screenshots i think might be of use. Sometimes they are!
>>2702634>Pokke is a retard
>>2702705She likes Dubai
>>2702705She dresses in a bee costume and says beema a lot
Lately I've been having very improper thoughts regarding Solshi
>clicked cancel on accident instead of try againI wanna kms
>>2702585I literally haven't touched anything I bought from the last sale so nothing. I thought about isaac for 1.50 but forgot to actually buy it.
>>2702707>I fixed the soundpostYES, finally, next one I'll fix is the Opera Bird soundpost
>>2702710What's beema
>>2702707In other shocking news grass is green
>>2702634Goldship is canonically one of the smartest umamusume in tracen, she just chooses to clown around.
>>2702634Why didn't steampunk help Tickezo?
>>2702720No she isn't
I still don't know how sound posts work
>>2702705Shittons of fuck-you money.Human ears.A deep fondness for (You).And most importantly :3Also a huge ass.
>>2702707Soundposts? In my /v/ma?
>>2702719Bee ma sashes donor
>>2702720I don't see any green
>>2702713missed out on kino neigha
>>2702720She's clearly chestnut
>>2702725But she likes Dubai, a city that in a just world would've been swallowed up by the sands a long time ago
>>2702690piss easy boring as shit CM where half the people on pubs have no idea what the fuck they're doing, i expect it to be even worse on the actual thing, 10/10 of reaching finals, rand()/10 of winning plat
>>2702724
>>2702719It's BEEma.
>>2702730lift the skirt
>>2702670Unfortunately create an account. If it's an image change the size by 1pixel if it's an audio or webm make it 1s or 0.01s shorter
>>2702735>10/10 of reaching finals, rand()/10 of winning platThats how i feel too
>>2702720My grass is turning brown...
>>2702730Anon...her armbands...
>>2702730
>>2702740Doesnt rand() return values from 0 to 1? Bro???
>>2702742Neigha check your eyes asap
>>2702743I NOW WANT TO TOUCH GRASS
>>2702742So this is how anon finds out he's red/green colorblind
>>2702730She wears a frilly green bra and matching panties.>>2702742Neigah, you are colourblind.
>>2702734She just thinks the city is neat, she does not go there to get shit on by oil sheikhs.
>>2702743ENTER
>>2702742Anon get your eyes checked
>>2702742
>>2702743MY MONITOR IS FUARKING SHAKING
>>2702732Anon I have not played anything other than umamusume or tekken in any meaningful manner in the past 6 months.The runnerup is rift of the necrodancer.
>>2702742Anon...
>>2702742I wonder how people go so long in their lives without knowing they're colorblind
>>2702742oh no NO NO
>>2702743>Grass-type Wonder
>>2702745it returns values from 0 to RAND_MAX
>>2702745there's like a thousand different rand functions
>>2702742YOU ARE FUCKING BLIND NEIGHAYOU WILL NEVER EVER SEE RED
wdym tracen tracksuits are not green
>>2702742What color is maruzensky's racing outfit brocacho
>Daiwa Scarlet>Peak Blueexplain this
>>2702768Greenuzensky...
>>2702769Are you stupid she wears blue
>>2702742Anon?
>>2702768>Red Shift/LP1211-M>is greenWhat did they mean by this?
>>2702680I'm not a third-rate who makes the same build for every CM and then complains that it doesn't work like a lot of you do.
>>2702769When mixed it creates purple as in bisexual
>>2702769Ahem.
>>2702771Why is she wearing blue when her name is green
I now understand why some anons struggle with grass and trees in the jiggies.
QUICK WHAT COLOR IS SHE
TEST>>2702724Like THIS https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>>2702728These are old as hell and we used them a lot it's just that all the catbox I used 404'd at the same time
>>2702783pink on the inside
>>2702772I see two gay dudes kissing
>>2702783Green Desire
>>2702768blue of course
>>2702783Pink nipples
>>2702791Is this what's needed to ENTER oy neigh?
>>2702783I dunno, burgundy?
SHUT UP I'M COLORBLIND
>>2702783#95edde Desire
>>2702784IT WORKS YES, WE CAN USE THESE AGAIN
>>2702800Anon WOULD say this
>fun hours>no >fun raceWhat are we doing?
>>2702800how many fingers am i holding
>>2702802>filenamedo NOT search up Opera Bird 34, biggest mistake of my life
>>2702804I DEMAND A SPRINTER DEATH MARCH
>>2702784FINALLYTHANK YOU
>>2702784humu humuMy ISP has files.catbox blocked but not litterbox.catbox for some reason. I'll forever be deaf.
>>2702784>https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerI...I uhhh...I don't know, I click download beta and it throws a bunch of letters that I don't understand
QUICK TELL MEIS SPECIAL WEAKS CURRENT SPEED INHERIT GOOD
>>2702815It's not bad at all.
>>2702815it's especially weak
I CAN WORK WITH THIS! I don't know who to make the parent though. My only options are NY Opera, Taiki or Ryan (for medium sparks I guess)
>>2702815depends
>>2702815Won't give carryover but its nice I think
What's the consensus?
>>2702825biwa is sexier
>>2702683not looking good!i'll probably try white knuckle first, seeing it mentioned so often
>>2702825She needs to eat her vegetables
>>2702819Now show the groundwork spark.
>>2702825That is my kamioshi and I will spark her again if I must
>>2702825the fit really pisses me off but I'm pulling anyways
>>2702810I'M PUTTING ALL MY SOUNDPOSTS BACK ONLINE WAIT FOR A BIT>>2702811What kind of backwards ass ISP is that? Can't you get it fixed?>>2702812Sorry, I should've posted this https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player/code. You need Tampermonkey or a similar extension anon, install that first then you can copy the code it throws at you into Tampermonkey and create the sound player (pro tip, install 4chanX this way too, it's what 99% of us use, makes using the website so much smoother, also 4chanX supports the soundplayer natively and allows you to see the actual player on your screen )
>>2702825I can relate to her (I listen to mid-2000s emo)
>>2702825I will give you my thoughts>Not all that great for long LOH>Lates are usually better for longs>Has counterplay with big nig>You will not use her very often because long CMs are rare>Comes out after the GL long CMIn spite of all this, she's still extremely dominant and tier 0 for a very long time. Not a bad pull but whether you pull or not will heavily depend on your future plans
>>2702834Been trying to fix it for years, I've just accepted it at this point.
>>2702825brick banner
>>2702838>Not all that great for long LOHCould you explain why?
>>2702838>Comes out after the GL long CMdead in the water, maybe worth a ticket if she's really that good
>>2702815As an inherit it's basically a white corner/straight skill, but it doesn't carry over.
>>2702830This is for the next dirt CM and I want to run 2 lates 1 end
>>2702843LOH long meta is 2 fronts 1 late, 1 late that will win 2 fronts that will place in 2 and 3
>>2702847Interesting. Thanks for letting me know!
>>2702838I still don't get it, does tier 0 mean the best or the worstI can't read CM skill recommendation tables because of this
>>2702844Wouldn't rickey be a better deal?
>>2702742What does A stand for?
>>2702690A week ago? 7/10.Now? 2/10.
>>2702849I belive the "tier 0" terminology is exported from TCGs, and there it means a deck with above 60% representation in the top placement. Basically>Tier 0Unbelievably broken>Tier 1Meta>Tier 2Great>Tier 3Good
Testinggg
>>2702851Ass Wonder
>>2702847I thought LoH was triple front all day
>>2702851Anal
>>2702838if oonige can block mr beast mode then can I just pair her with two front team mates who can use the oonige as a booster to ensure my team doesn't rely on matchmaking luck?
>>2702851It stands for あお (Ao) ((Blue))
>>2702851American
>>2702585Barony, Zeno Clash, Planet Zoo, Dragons Dogma 1 and Warhammer 40k :Shootas, Blood & Teef
Last of my big ones. Let's see if it works
>>2702849Tier 0 is "even better than Tier 1 and the meta is shaped around it"You play Tier 0, you play specifically to beat Tier 0, or you lose.
>>2702850Rickey comes out just in time for the first GL cm and this sprint
>>2702862Don't do this brian has strict position requirements. Longs are usually backliner hell so minimize the amount of fronts that are in the lobby>>2702860Thats the path of least resistance but no every LOH has it's own meta
>>2702871Nice, they all work again, God I love Dia
>>2702871I cannot wait for these pure sex outfits just a few more weeks.
>>2702873It won't matter because turf rickey is the biggest brick in the game
Goodnight and have a happy Shinko Wednesday, bros. Keep beating the Windyfag for me.
>>2702881It's Thursday anon....
>>2702881Wait it's Thursday now, FUCK.Twin Turbo Thursday it is then.>>2702882I'm tired.
>>2702881It's thursday you unemployed bum.
>>2702880True, she bricks your CM by sending you to group B after you lose to her
>>2702879It comes out for 1.5?
>>2702880why?
>>2702856
>>2702887Yeppers.
>>2702888At this point in the game it's just way too hard to make, turf rickey is a slight pain to make in JP. In global it will be pretty much impossible
>>2702889LOL
>>2702892
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO GET SIRIUS FOR LATES?
>>27026900/10, I have 0 usable aces that have yet to win a room, looking awful even though Sprint is my only plat, I feel very unmotivated to even play atm
I don't THINK rickey will be that hard to build for CM 17>Two built in>fine motion gives you fall runner and right handedYou only need to spark in two + groundwork
>>2702900You can borrow her if you want.
>>2702904LH gives you front savvy for free
>>2702904True, but I will still not pull for a dirter.
>>2702909Even more in my favor
>>2702876do you mean fronts will block the ult because of order_rate<=40?
>>2702904You will get straightaway accel and you will like it
>>2702902Fujibro you have to persevere there's too few oshigamers here we can't lose you...
>>2702896makes me wanna try even moreive already got good parentsmaybe just need to shift my deck around a bitbut i have no carats to spend at all, i really need to save. ill give rickey my tickets.
>>2702913Not just that but consider pic related, big nig kills brian, even more if there are fronts.
>>2702923And people have the audacity to bitch about debuffers when oonige kills 2 entire styles by just existing
>>2702896considering the mutations we've seen already and the fact that we got affinity changed early I think we'll see more Rickeys than expected, some people are already successfully looping stuff like restraint
>>2702915I still have a week right? Between registration and first day, I'll keep trying but it's not looking too good for now. I'll do it for her
>>2702926Ooniggers kill two styles, debuffers kill four.
>>2702929You'll be okay bro there's still a lot of time, more time than I want desu
>>2702904FM has abysmal hint stats, you can't rely on her for skills at all.
I miss Teio Tuesday.
>>2702923I was thinking the fronts are the backup in case Brian gets blocked and taken out of the race. My understanding is that regular fronts wouldn't block this skill unless your build is bad because position keep is based on distance from position 1.
>>27026908
>>2702938Nobody says this
>>2702904fine motion gives you cancer
>>2702923>Beast ModeThank god I’m waging because I would draw the most cursed MS Paint Brian shitpost if I was at home
>>2702938many are saying this
>>2702904Thing is, you need everything to go well for rickey. Otherwise she's weak>get everything but get less than 5 greens (5 is cope btw)>gets 6 greens but no GW>gets shitty stats>gets no distance S>gets no skillsBrick, jobs to Falco, Oguri, Inari or Digitan. If you cam get all the pieces together she's unbeatable, but you need all of them.
>>2702932Thank you for the encouragement, I'll keep trying. I need another CM where I can mutate her into a Front again, this is the proudest I've ever been of a build (even though she didn't win)
>>2702948ive been running the most abysmal shit decks aiming for the 1/100 highroll for like half a year nowim up for it
>>2702950What are you struggling with for the sprint?
>>2702690I’m never confident. But I learned something important. Confidence doesn’t win CMs. Only luck matters.
>>2702931Ends can dodge some of the stamina debuffs and fronts/paces can dodge the PoV debuff skills, so it's bad at killing, besides debuffs get banned later anyway
>>2702819>my only dirt spark digi so far, which was 2*, came with 1* stam and a grand total of 5 whitesEXPLODE
How do trainers handle multiple Umas without being murdered? Do they have to be married or a woman?
>30 Ogs>only 1 3 star stam with pace chaser>2 Brians>Both give me 3 stars, Wit and StamI swear to god the fat fuck is doing this to me so she can eat as many carats as she can
>>2702956Mainly 2 things, first is getting Speed, Power and Wit uncapped at the same time (I usually do 1 or 2 over 1200 at most) and getting good midrace hints in Aoharu
>>2702967Maya won't do that
>>2702940Thing is that this is extremely risky and ill explain why, runaway not only helps with cucking blaze brian but they also pace up the other fronts and help them make distance from the lates/ends that are THE dominant force in long tracks in the future so now you are competing with Kitasan and Ballroom seiun. A person running a runaway will likely be rolling triple front so by adding two look at how much competition you give your brian, you add that to the fact that there are very strong long front runners in the future like halloween mayano and its a mess.
Reminder that /v/ma still has three (3) spots open!Rules are the same:>try to do a career a day (McQueen fails are okay but don't abuse them)>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 days>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)>Wuv Yous and BBQs ARE mandatoryDrop an ID here if you're interested or apply at>570139754Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
>>2702969>and getting good midraceIt is a huge struggle if you don't have a giga parent like a lot of people seem to have.
>>2702972True, even with the prospect of being able to train with Brian whenever she wants, Mayano needs her own dedicated tard wrangler who can humor her. She's not up for sharing.
>>2702974You guys overestimate oonigers, they are not that dominant
Where the rooms at
>>2702982
>>2702976I think you need a better dietary program to entice new joiners
>>2702983Oh I never once said they were dominant, runaway sucks and will never win. I was talking about the counterplay
>>2702977I don't which is why I'm struggling, my best parent is the one I use to make Fuji a front kek
>>2702976It's over, clubs will never be able to fill spots again the clubs will slowly die and rot away and so will /v/ma
>>2702983it's not about them being dominant themselves you retard it's the fact that they make races completely unwinnable for backlinershell, it even happens in the sprint despite the short track they can still make a gap too wide for backliners to win
>>2702989>runaway sucks and will never winThat's a little bit inaccurate, runaway is extremely situational and only works on specific tracks for specific umas. Summer suzuka for example only works as a bignig in medium tracks, Christmas palmer only works in the arima kinen as a bignig. Try to use them outside of that and they'll crash and burn.
Almost!
>>2702996>it's the fact that they make races completely unwinnable for backlinersAnon, I did not say that. I talked only about runaway and how it affects blaze brian. Late surgers don't give a shit if there's a runaway they win anyway, same thing with end closers once encroaching shadow is easily avaliable.
More like COPE-ano Rickey!
>>2702985My jobbers are so bad I don't even want to enter them
>>2703005I do that but i dont declare it to the threads on a semi-regular basis
UNO room39627081
>>2702996>it even happens in the sprint despite the short track they can still make a gap too wide for backliners to winDo you not do rooms dude
>>2703008I mean I don't declare it on a semi-regular basis. I normally join rooms for every CM, just not this time because we're usually not this shit. It's my own fault really
I haven't gotten 10 speed 3 straightaway adept hints from kitas second event in forever now, feels like they broke it.
Imagine having a wife called Rick
>>2702994this but unironically
>>2703016Imagine having a wife called RudolfImagine having a wife called RyanImagine having a wife called BrianImagine having a wife called MISTER.
>>2703018I have doomposter fatigue, over twice as fast as the fastest non SGDQ thread in /v/ btw.
How do you add another team to this?
>>2703022FRENCH TEIO IS A DRAW
>Can't run Finemo card when training FinemoI see
>>2703020Imagine a wife called Rubert
>Symboli Kris SWhat does the S stand for?
>>2703032Sexo
>>2703022half of our posters outed themselves as vg and clubs with permanent holes speak louder than words anyways
>>2703030Your natie wit statstick?
>>2703034Yes
>>2703035Even /uma/ the DESIGNATED GENERAL of the game has clubs with holes, relax retard
>>2703036Sure, let me just check my deck aaaaaand it's gone.
>>2703038Americans look like this?
>>2703043Too white
>>2703043Right skin color at least
>>2703039>stagnation is good...ok
>>2703043No, we look like this
>>2703032https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_S.
>>2703051Ok, then go do an expedition and see how many people you can catch in /v/.
>>2703056Boooriiing, i trust anons fan theories more
I missed clicking training.I missed training trainees I actually like.I missed story.I missed career goals.I missed the hot springs.I missed secret events.I missed choosing supports for skills instead of race bonus.I missed this game actually being good.
Am i destroying my account If u pull for this bitch? Idk she seems silly
>>2703064yeppers
>>2703057>mentioning that shithole of a board out of the blue againvbroken...
>>2703062I missed 20 minute careers. Although it goes by fast sometimes I think I can do it in 15. I like not having to check the damn shop every damn turn too and not treat every fucking run like a fan run but with way more pressure. Also fuck epithets.
>>2703064YEPPERS
>>2703064Nippers
>>2703064I love this retard but yeah I think shes prob really bad
>>2703064Listen anon, I don't know your carat situation. But if you're gonna pull yeppers, you better be yeppin sure about it because now is not the time to be throwing carats around willy nilly. Is she your wife? Then pull her. If not, you can throw a cheeky on her, but don't even do that honestly. Too many cards on the horizon. If you have like 100K+ I guess you can do it but then that's gonna be the last character banner you roll on for a while. So pick wisely.
>>2703022It's not about thread speed, it's about filling clubs, we can't do that anymore. Like we said /v/ma will live as long as the clubs live, and the clubs are dying!
>>2702948That's how Fronts work except you want 6 Greens instead of 3. And she gets 3 for free in GL Dirt so it's literally just building a Maruzensky Front during Unity except now Parents are good and you have better cards
>>2703064She seems very average for a Pace which is not a good look, her alt looks better if you can wait but that's not for a while. But I like her base outfit more than the maid kimono
>>2703062which 2hu is this
>>2703064DO IT FAGGOTYEP PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>2703086th14 raymoo I think. I know for the granola bar meme
>>2703086Reimu probably
>>2703064Bijin is not a great character>Outclassed in Dirt by everyone>Outclassed in Mediums by Xog and other stronger Medium umas>Decent miler>Mid evolved skills>Straight DescentHer big selling point is NSM
>>2703080So what do you want to do about it retard>merge clubs!That's not a solution
Imagine I gave you a selector ticket, but your only options were Yaeno Muteki, Bamboo Memory, Shinko Windy, and Yukino BijinWho do you choose?
>>270306490% of the people replying to you didn't even bother to open the gametora page to check her kit she's better than half of the release cast and would be good if not for the 20% guts bonus
>>2703088YEP MACHINE IS BACK 2026
>>2703038She's not that big (but I wish she were)
>>2703080Okay, do an expedition then.
>>2703099>Makes Princess less relevantYep rolling
>>2703101/v/ma won
>>2703101I'd never use it
>>2703099>Her big selling point ismare sex
>>2703101Yukino Bijin since she's the hottest one there.
>>2703101Muteki>windy>Bamboo>Yepper
>>2703101Yeppers easy
>>2703100>>2703105I want clubs to live but it's impossible to recruit anymore, just expressing that we are dying
>>2703101I've got Yaeno so Bamboo
>>2703100The solution is everyone that plays the game joins oy neigh and everybody else flatlines in B rank clubs
>>2703101Muteki>Memory>Bijin>Windy, muteki is actually sorta decent with evolved skills
>>2703119based
>>2703116We're all dying slowly buddy, but you should go ahead and kill yourself.
We need our foids to birth choids so we can have at least some population growth here
>>2703101I love Yeppers and I would make sweet yet intense love to herI don't dislike MutekiThat's it
>>2703125Shut up retard
>>2703116>we are dyingSo is every living thing so i don't really care, if you don't like it do something about it
STOP THE COUNT
>>2703102I didNSM is goodDescent is iffyNo comment about evolved skillsUlt seems like worse Oguri ult but then again Oguri ult is an OP abomination
>>2703125all the moids are being sucked dry by umoids thoughever
Yepping in Yeppers until she Yepps
>>2703102>better than half of the release castThat's not saying a lot, other than built in NSM she's just sorta mid. There's much better umas to pull for unless its for wife reasons
>>2703136It's overoid...
>>2703132Yup to the guy who thought 850K was gonna be enough
oidbroken
You guys DID farm leap forward parents right
>>2703145>t. brokenoid
>>2703101None of those four seem like they'd be very useful to me from a gameplay standpoint (at least compared to the umas I already have), so I'd probably just go with Windy because she's the one who interests me the most as a character
>>2703149>You guys DID farmNope!
>>2703149No, I'm not communist, I don't even know what that skill does
>>2703153Another victim to the shinkoganda I see
>>2703149Nah cuz im not running backliners, but that skill is so strong it puts into perspective how strong that ruby card is gonna be
>>2703149never heard of that skill
>>2703149I don't have any farmer umas
>>2703149I can deal without it this cm. And for the next one I'll borrow ruby
>>2703116You should skip the dying part and go kill yourself already
>>2703159Its been discussed a couple of times before. Its a backliner skill, the white version of the daiichi ruby gold. It is extremely good.
>>2703149i'm leaping out of the window if i get zero shit from two sparks on scenario banner
>>2703134100 more meters for 0.10 less speed and slightly harder conditions (but nowhere near impossible) seems like a good tradeoff>>2703139the point was that people make worse kits work, she has all the tools to be usable almost anywhere unlike pure long or sprint specialists
>>2703161That card comes out this soon? Interesting. Yeah it's too late for me to breed it now but I'll see what happens next CM
>>2703162Look at how fucking flat she is, goddamn that's hot
>>2703164>daiichi ruby goldnever heard of that one either
>>2703164Extremely good is an overstatement. It's a gamble like almost all backliner accels and it's more likely to do nothing than it is to win you a race.
>>2703159It's about what commie umas did in China.
>>2703168Fair nuff fair nuff, there's certainly worse pace chasers to main
I will teach my chud son about this game and he will inherit my seat at my /v/ club once I retire
>>2703149Leap what now
>>2703064>pulling for umas at allYou should be saving for cards
I NEED A HIGH ROLLI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HIGH ROLL TILL THE END OF THE NIGHTBUT SHE'S GOTTA BE FASTAND SHE'S GOTTA BE STRONGAND SHE'S GOTTA BUST SOME PINK BALLS OF LIGHT
>>2703173Fair enough, but I feel like im winning a lot more now that I have it.
>>2703149spending countless hours and runs fishing and looping for a single white only to get destroyed by some retard running taiki,oguri and flower would be soul crushing so no.
>>2703149Nope too busy farming the 10 frontrunner skills I need to make fronts not lose, which is much easier than building backliners by the way
>>2703174What did she do and why?
>>2703172Where you been, that card saves lates and ends for shorter tracks.
>>2703173>It's a gamble like almost all backliner accels and it's more likely to do nothing than it is to win you a raceLeo is still going to be a pace dominant CM but this is some of the most blatant gaslighting I've heard in a long while.
>>2703192Jokes on you, I’m running Taiki, Flower, and a dominator
>>2703169Well next CM is medium so the skill doesn't work there. But for the next mile the card is available, yes.
>>2703199Here? I've legit never heard about any of this. Didn't even know ruby had a card.
>>2703197Topros are experiencing MASSIVE growth, some of the greatest growth I've ever seen let me tell you
>>2703200Look at this heat map this shit is cracked that's why I went through the pain of MANT for it
>>2703173Wrong. To activate it you need to be in overtake mode (which is piss easy). It will proc instantly the moment late race starts
>>2703204Is it mile/sprint only? But yeah that sounds good. How do you even breed it on now, MANT hints or something?
>>2703213Rival hint from mant yeah. There's a few 9* parents for looping too
>>2703207Yeah pic related, im very surprised you haven't heard of it but I suppose that we do have a ton of people. This card is the savior of lates and ends for shorter tracks.
>>2703217Oh that sounds like hell
>>2703219And what do paces and fronts have for short tracks...?
>>2703219Always assume that common knowledge is not common knowledge, that's what helped me the most when It comes to giving advice to others.
>>2703224>pacesYou tell me neigha, look at the meta right now>fronts Nothing until Aston Machan, then they get her unique.
>>2703219Definition of resting bitch face. But also she is one.
>>2703226Yep(pers)
>>2703224>pacesShort tracks are currently the only ones where paces are good my man. They have Flower's inherit and sometimes Taiki's. On medium and long they have nothing.
>>2703219what does Helios see in Rubert the First and Foremost?
>>2703064Yepperseppers
>>2703235she's a lolicon with an ojou fetish
>>2703233There's a version of this about horseracing that I can never find
fast learner run and bakushin didnt give me anythingonly one chain finishedturbo double triple nigger game man, this feels fucking terrible
>>2703235>he doesn't like drillsHelios has a canon crush on ruby and ruby mildly dislikes helios due to her approach and her lack of proper manners, they're not good for eachother so by the end of her career helios gets over her. In real life I know they were planned to mate or something
Urara just came to my Ryan game and gave her a free charming, best uma fr.
>>2703241She's literally me fr fr
WHERE THE ROOMS
>>2702519My fooking hero
>>2703246Irl Helios seemed to magically perform better when ruby was in the same race, leading fans to joke he had a crush on her and was trying to impress her during races.
>>2703241>I share tastes with a fuarking zoomerI lost
>>2703250I'll do 5 (five) the world cup game is about to begin so I don't wanna do much more737607807376078073760780
>>2703250If you aren't willing to make your own you must not want them that badly.
Okay but why are people calling Ruby "Rubert"?
>>2703246>>2703252afaik Helios owners wanted to play into the bit and proposed breeding but Ruby's owners ultimately turned it down after deciding it wasn't worth it.
>>2703252Why didn't they mate in the end?
>>2703209I think this just means she's padding some of her outfits.
>>2703261Pubert is funny
>>2703261Her name is Roberto
>>2703263Shitty genes iirc
>>2703264Plausible, but I prefer the breast growth theory
>>2703235I mean, did you look at her?>>2703263I think it was because Helios had crap kids at the time and mare owners are pretty strict since your mare can only get pregnant once a year at best. Same as Oguri basically.
>>2703241>Literally in love with a JC ojou-samapatrician taste, I fucking kneel I'll now roll for this uma out of respect.
>>2703258Aw sweet time to steal some practice partners
Are we rooting for France or for Morocco
>>2703235Honestly wondered this myself after recently watching one of their scenes. Every interaction just ends up making Helios depressed. Even if Rubert wasn't just constantly shutting her down, she's sort of a wet blanket. Definitely doesn't seem like she'd offer the sort of enthusiasm and energy Helios loves. Can't help but wonder why she continues her pursuit despite never having fun with Rubert.
>>2703149I don't run Late Subumans so no, I won't torture myself just to still lose
>>2703267No way! So THATS what- I get it now!
>>2703275What's the difference?
>>2703275Morroco because underdogs, but really I'll cheer for anyone that can defeat Argentina and deny them another cup.
>>2703275>diveslop
>>2703275I hate sandniggers and nafris more than frogs, they are destroying Europe. Plus the GOAT is french
>>2703273>JCRubert is in high school...
can we get cm quicker i can't wait another week
>>2703269This is why Fuji telling you she wants your genes is such an important 1 in a million chance
>>2703149>You guys DID farm leap forward parents rightI am TRYING man, but I need to retrain this Oguri because Ryan is the intended final parent and I neglected to put mile sparks on the great-grandparent.
>>2703275Are there even any Moroccan umas?
>>2703287>A great day for umapyoiBut what does umapyoi mean?
>>2703250>asks for rooms>doesn't joinStill 6/9 btw >>2703258my jobbers can't take on these saiyans I need help
>>2703293Yeppers
>>2703295I'm not getting raped by that neigha again
>>2703277Tbh I think it's really one of those things where the devs really wanted to insist on to give a nod to irl keiba but story wise there is nothing in ruby that could interest Helios besides looks she doesn't match her energy in the slightest.She might as well be into urara instead since at least she matches some of her energy there kek
>>2703295you're on your own. Good luck anon!
>>2703275Morocco earned my hate after trying to blatantly steal the African Cup. I know the french are black but honestly they are fine lads. Mfrappe seems like an ok guy that dislikes gambling and degeneracy and wants to be a good role model and I like that, and his only fault is that he likes to bang trannies, but all the GOATs fuck a tranny or two, so it's part of the course.
>>2703287Gran Alegria is in middle school?!?
I SEE IT!!!!!0-3 FRANCE LOSES
>>2703295>People ask to fill rooms>CYGAMES>UMAMUSUME: PRETTY DERBY>menu over>click>click>paste room code>9/9Every time
>>2703287My entire reality is a lie wtf..
>>2703295I'm back to the drawing board after losing every race, maybe in a couple days
>>2703293I hope not Moroccans are the single worst race on the planet after Israelis
WHY ARE UMA STAN SPARKS SO HARD TO GET
>>2703306Wtf you are literally me??
>>2703295>win the Met. Meas. gamble>OYL>Pump shortly afterI won with pure skill.
>>2703304>support card chain ended
>>2703258Excellent work clubmates! I'm proud of you all.381469003814690038146900Ill only do two more i don't wanna miss the game, i took a day off!
WE NEED MORE BROWN UMAS
>>2703311
>>2703295>Try to join>It's fullI fucking despise you faggots
>>2703313Luck is a skill
does mr. cb directly power-creep gold ship?
>>2703326Yeah shes already been crept
>First NY Ope parent run>2* dirt 2* speedThank you Cygames
>>2703317Looking good!606553036065530360655303Last one>>2703324I would host multiple lobbies but I'm about to watch the game, i encourage you to host your own.
>>2703326CB is the best general end closer until dura
>>2703313Nah, you guys are bringing heat man. I forgot to steal your umas before I closed the room so Im gonna try to get in the next one>full alreadyokay i'm gonna try to get in the next one
>>2703242
A retarded mechanic like Late Start that you can't even affect is something only a zipperhead or a nigger could come up with
>>2703333Excellent stuff bros, see you all in two hours.
>>2703339Why the fuck can't my Taiki catch up and always ends up overtaken? You don't even have a full power ult
50+ rooms and you're telling me no one can defeat stones
>>2703338You WILL buy the skills
>>2703341I'm the worst trainer on here do you really think I can do that? I can't even win more than 1 CM
>>2703339Thanks for rooms!
>>2703341I might regret saying that, but ive defeated his munday mambo once. We both lost but theres that
>>2703338It sucks ass that wit doesnt affect starts
3 rooms I want to see how a FL Rice does, I won't post results since I'm working 34856744
>>2703341I'm still working on it. Check back in like hmm 3 days but dont get your hopes up hahA
>>2703341Already won a few times in lobbies, nothing left for me to test
I don't remember what happened now but this run must have made me so mad to type that message and give her a bronze epithet LMAO
>>2703336I.. don't know who lovecen is..
>>2703349We have way too many wagies here
>>2703341My umas have been finished good enough for a while now, I don't really need to join rooms when I could be doing parent runs and my Taiki is pretty neck and neck with him when I was joining.
>>2703355Lovcen is the double crown winner this year
>>2703355Anon? How?
>>2703355You will know him this autumn.
>>2703341I've won one or two but honestly I hate this CM format so i've called it good enough and started focusing on mutants/next CM parents because that's more fun
>>2703355Anon we watched BOTH of WUVcens crowns? Do you not watch keiba with us
>>2703354Lol
>>2703355You don't remember him bodying everyone?
>>2703355This is Lovcen.
>>2703355Kitaspawn who won the first two Crowns this year and is expected to take the Triple to join this list
>>2703364>Name is Wuvcen>Doesn't actually Wuv cen
>>2703368Contrail soon.....any day now....
>>2703369ENTER
>>2703341He's prob the most consistent out of everyone I've seen in both boards but far from invincible.
>>2703367OH SHIT THAT'S WUVCEN?
>>27033496/9Join pls
>>2703375>Name is Wuvs Only You>She actually wuvs only you
Speaking of keiba, any soon?
>>2703366>6-7-7-7
>>2703384Umas are all at the beach right now
>>2703355Actually curious, did you skip the triple crown watchalong
Who's the biggest "what if" in keiba?
>>2703390Do you even have to ask?
>>2703390Muh phantom triple crown
>>2703390TachyonBrianTsuyoshi
>>2703390To this day, Tachyon
>>2703384There's always races but if you only watch JP G1s there's nothing. Me? I'm waiting for OCTOBER
>>2703390I would say it's pretty unanimously silence suzuka
>>2703359>>2703361>>2703368I see, thank you anons, will cheer for his triple win in autumn.>>2703360>>2703364I only joined this board right at the start of jun I think, and before that I stopped playing uma for a few monthsAlso with work I tend to forget to catch up with the last goings of keiba but I'll definitely keep an eye on him now!>>2703388Depending on the hour there is a high chance I was either 1- sleeping (I really like sleeping) 2- busy with work/clients calling me
>>2703390promesa al mundo :(
>>2703390
Why is everyone here a wagie where are my fellow zumas
>>2703394Brian accomplished enough though, Teio is a bigger waste of potential due to injury than she is
>>2703287Those tits are only in middle school?!
>>2703390Tacyhon absolutely, though Maru is also a big what if.
>>2703403I'm a zuma and I'm a wagie phoneposting.
>>2703403Not a wagie, but I'm not a zuma eitherOji-san thread
>>2703349Kingu wins 3052113830521138
>>2703403Those carats aren't gonna buy themselves, anon
>>2703406YepScarlet is also a middle schooler but this one shows them more
>>2703403Im both. Having a job lined up straight from the uni feels nice even though its rather lowpaying, its chill enough so i can do uma runs
DAGnes SHARTchyon was a bum and would've drowned in the dahby
>>2703390Suzuka easily, it's no wonder she was the focus of season 1
>>2703404>Brian accomplished enough thoughBut how much more? Could he have challenged or even overtake Rudolf's G1 record? He could have very well been the Greatest of All Time
>>2703421Too bad his owners were too retarded to notice his front running skills. How do you even make such a huge blunder like that?
>>2703403I hate to break this to you but I'm a Zuma with a job
>>2703403Who /2007/
>>2703421No that was spe
>>2703425Explode
>>2703422We've already seen that happen and when it did no one liked it, winning too much makes everyone hate you
>>2703390Everyone saying Tachyon is forgetting the other phantom Triple Crown that also managed to escape getting fraud checked
>>2703427Get the fuck out.
I think Maru could have been a double crown, Kikuka might have been too much.
>>2703433Yeah but Fuji is hot as fuck so we give her a pass
>>2703427>people born in '08 are old enough to post hereThis does not bode well, my dudes
>>2703433He only won a single G1 but I do agree fuji would've been excellent.
>>2703424Some horses get better when they mature like Opera
>throw a ticket at Bamboo>Favorite Star>gold gate upgrades to rainbow...>Taiki dupe
>>2703403Sorry anon I am both an oji-san AND a wagie (working from home, which is nice, can play uma while getting paid for it)
>>2703443HELLO HELLO
>>2703427Close enough, im '04
>>2703443HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
imagine living in a country that can't provide jobs to younger generation
>>2703421The biggest thing we were denied was how the inevitable SuzuGuru spawn would have turned out.
>>2703443Hate this fuckin shit
>>2703435It's hard to know with him and his limits because literally nobody wanted to race against Maruzensky. People would fucking pull out of races so they wouldn't get curbstomped. They had to beg for ringers just to get a race in
>>2703444HAMMA PUNCH
>>2703403I'm a zoomie and work from home, life is pretty /comfy/ right now, although I'm not exactly doing what I want in my career
>>2703455wasn't this becayse of some weird rule that if you lost too bad you couldn't breed
>>2702664... oh god I did basically recommend it, didn't I? I didn't realize how many roguelike fans we had. Well... I hope all of you enjoy it then.
>>2703433Have the high res version dude.
>>2703450>Front running Groove spawn with straw legsSounds like another disaster
>>2703403Does shooting guns in da woodz count as waging? If so I'm a waging zuma.
Mbappenal
>>2703422I mean, what's even the What If about Brian? He raced long enough to see him start to decline with age to the point that Mayano Top Gun's team expressed sadness that they weren't able to race him at his peak in the Arima. The only real question left unanswered about Brian is if he'd been a good stud or not since he died young
>>2702585Unironically wildfrost on my phone to satisfy my craving for roguelite card games, had fun
>>2702690-1. If I'm doing better than I was during MANT, everyone else is doing better too.
>>2703461No, you could get kicked out of JRA racing
>>2703462I've been addicted to Isaac for years mate. I bought Barony, Ghost Trick (to finally support the devs), Armored Core 6, and Digimon Cyber Sleuth (both games for 4 bucks is a steal). Thank you so much for recommending it to the entire thread, can't wait to try it, any tips?
>>2703462I didn't get it but it was so cheap it looked like a good value for the people who did.I bought some other games on sale because of you guys, appreciate the recs
>>27034126/9
>>2703475Wow that's fucked
>>2702736So what ear color does Helios even have? Does it look like a blue version of Ticket's?
>no Leap ForwardINTO THE GARBAGE IT GOES
"People" born in the 00's are toddlers and you can't tell me otherwise.
>>2703403I will always be one of the few NEETs lurking
>>2703450>Air groove/Suzuka ship could have been realIT'S NOT FAIR AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is rushed really a bad thing in sprints? All it does is increase your speed for increased stamina burn. It's just a free mid-race.
>>2703394Most of the Symbolis. Rudolf and especially Sirius really got put through the ringer. Exceptional horses that I think were rather poorly managed.
>>2703444First trainer OC i see that doesn't look like a generic shonen protagonist
>>2703483The rule is intended for you to not bring jobber horses to the track. No on considered that the best horse in Japan would spend his career seal clubbing because the only big races he can enter are the Tak and Arima
AND CURREN SWAN DIVES INTO 9TH WITH A PERFECT START
>>2703491Being hushed is always a buff unless it turns off a skill
>>2703491Its not the stamina that kills you but the strategy change
>>2703494Were both Tenno's also barred for Maru, or was it just the classics?
>>2703484Brown, you see it at the hotsprings
>>2702690About a 3 right now. Might be able too boost that up to about a 5-6 if I can optimize my team but it's not gonna come easy and at an inherent disadvantage to the Oguris, Taikis, and Nishinos running around.
>>2703444>Dapper ojisan torena who is clearly in his 50s or 60s>Looks exactly like my FGO husbando MoriartyToday is a wonderful day.
>US gets curbstomped out of the world cup>the shitposting during games stopsinteresting...
>>2703501Pretty sure he could only enter the grand Prix where the normal rules don't matter and you're just voted in by the public
>>2703502But i didn't ask about her nipples
Rooma win rate update:0/20 -> 1/21
>>2703492While you do have to take Okabe with pinch of salt, the amount of pressure Rudolf was put under was pretty intense
>>2703515Elaborate?
>>2703493Oji-san trainer OCs are a rarity so it's nice when it happens once in a blue moon, you would think with Cinderella grey they would have been just a little more popular but it is what it is.
>>2703506Remember, this was the last time Americans were in the world cup and the entirety of /sp/ started shitposting about BBC when everyone was given an American flag. Then jannies rugpulled flags and guess who were the ones BBC posting? Eurofags are obsessed with Americans in the weirdest fucking way. I gurantee you most of it wasn't Americans shitposting because they don't give a fuck about soccer
>>2703432>winning too much makes everyone hate youYou don't know the half of it
>>2703484>>2703512You get to see those too
>>2703510That blows. I'll continue with my headcanon that my wife is the shadow boss of Tracen.
>>2703493I would definitely make mine look like one and I'm not ashamed of it.
>>2703513Happy for you
Speaking of Umaricans, why do they only like dirt when the rest of the world is turf?
>lost dahby on a NUnity parent>cant clock itOooooh, how i did NOT miss that shit, damn!
>>2703528But grass has a G in dirt, hell she even has grass in her name!
>>2702736
>>2703528There's no grass in Kentucky, just dirt.
>>2703487I really hope all you old farts and millenials are at least married with kids or thinking about it right? RIGHT?
>>2703528Because America has some of the best dirt in the world. Conversely, dirt quality in Japan and in the British Isles sucks dick.
>>2703516From what I can remember, Rudolf had diarrhoea before the first Japan cup apparently and the whole triple crown + JC + Arima Kinen + training was apparently an intense program for a horse. In the third year Rudolf almost broke down and was healed by acupuncture, and in America most of Rudolf's team was not present as Wada (Rudolf's owner) fell out with the ranch team and Okabe claimed warnings about Rudolf's condition and injuries in training were ignored before the America race.
>>2703515I think that the race scheduling near the end of Rudolf's career and the general treatment Sirius got was kinda appalling. I mean I get that you already have a star horse in Japan but fuckin eh, kinda just ditched the runner up overseas.I get it they're race animals and whatever. Just feels like they could've had an even more oppressive legacy. My kaichou deserves to be titled undefeated!
>>2703520You are completely wrong and it's the other way around but that's going too off topic so let's not pursue this thread.
>>2703519Any trainer OC that isn't eyeless black haired dude in a suit is a win in my book
>>2703539BEE my wife
>>2703540Dirt is dirt
>>2703528You know what's really funny? Secretariat is one of the most famous American horses ever. The Secretariat Stakes is a turf race.
>>2703539haha..
>>2703539Hell no, I wouldn't be able to spend on my PC or enjoy uma with a nagging bitch beside me, pump and dump trainers, pump and dump
>>2703539I have bad news for you if you are posting on this website it's looking grim for you...
>>2703539I would like to marry Teio and have kids with her but I do not live in the uma universe.
>>2703539I haven't brought a girl to my room in like 10 years
>>2703543What really fucked things up from what I could find out was the massive fall out between the owner and the ranch workers, that completely fucks up Sirius' and Rudolf's schedule + training. It also makes working out what really went on kinda hard
>>2703550Objectively false. t.getting a degree in studying dirt
>>2703528Unlike Europe where horse racing was an aristocratic pastime, and as such they had the money to pay to maintain nice turf racing courses, American races were largely done on dirt roads by the common man, or at least common-ish man, at the start before they became prestigious enough for people to start to build tracks and actually maintain them.
>>2703545>it's the other way aroundSorry, I was there for that day. I remember ALL of the flags shitposting and it wasn't Americans. Europeans, south americans, asians, they are obsessed, genuinely obsessed with Americans. The fact that they don't care about soccer drives them crazy for some reason.I also know that eurofags will routinely use VPNs to shitpost, calling American Football "handegg" when literally not a single soul in the US has ever called it that.Pic related was done under an American flag, before once again the jannies revealed who was ACTUALLY behind these American flags.
>>2703560If horses reincarnate into the umaverse then surely humans can also do it
>>2703520Personally I had a lot of fun posting with you guys (until your president tainted everything) you should give this sport a chance it's really fun to watch with the lads (except the MLS that shit is the most unsalvageable piece of faggot trash I've ever seen)
>>2703568I'll watch your sport when you fix the diving divas pretending to be hurt every five seconds. Genuinely I can't stand it. They should be banned for the life the second they pretend to be injured.
>>2703566Actually we get sent to buddhist hell
>>2703543>My kaichou deserves to be titled undefeated!Sorry POOdolf
>>2703561I brought one to my room just this morning. anime figures count right
>>2703563Share some cook dirt facts bro
>>2703566YWNBAT
>>2703562also you could make a real argument that with better management Rudolf could have been undefeated but their record was so good I don't care to get in the mud with that stuff.
>>2703572Movie fucking when
>>2703570Soccer refs should be more like hockey refshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdw4HAUlOBA
>>2703572April can't come soon enough
>>2703575Some cock dirt facts what
>>2703563PLEASE write a book called "identifying dirt"
>>2703565>I also know that eurofags will routinely use VPNs to shitpost, calling American Football "handegg" when literally not a single soul in the US has ever called it that.I call sports handegg/divegrass/apehoop/icefight/etc. on /sp/ because it amuses me.
>>2703489It didn't come from nowhere. SuzuSpe is actually kinda weird, they never raced and may never have met. She beat all the prominent umas from her generation except Taiki Shuttle and maybe Pearl so there is no shortage of pairs. I think they just wanted her with a Golden Gen uma and they decided Spe is the only option, King is a jobber, Seiun Who and they definitely are not going to make an American the face of the franchise paired with best girl.
Okay, slander is cool and all but which uma is unslanderable while also achieving notable results
>>2703547Wtf is this trainer doing? Astro projecting?
>>2703568Dude, that is some of the most petty shit I've ever read. I don't hate posting with Euros just because von der Leyen's basically the de facto leader of the fourth Reich.
>>2703586Any uma brought up in this context is just going to get slandered anyway.
>>2703586Taiki and bakushin
>>2703586Haru Urara
>>2703585It's because Take rode Suzu and Spe
>>2703572She's so cool...
>>2703519>you would think with Cinderella grey they would have been just a little more popular but it is what it isIt's funny since the anime/manga trainers have a ton of middle-aged dudes or older, but it rarely translates to fanartist OCs since they're generally made as stand-ins for the in-game trainer (heck, even that itself can be rare; you're lucky if you get a design at all and not just imas-style T-heads).I personally like the grandpas and single dads when they pop up, though.
>>2703551They tested Secretariat on some turf after his retirement and he did very well. Honestly he could have been a power house on both thanks to his big heart
>>2703587That's Tachyon's trainer
Which of these sunday racing designs do you like the most?
>>2703539Nearing 30, women are the biggest waste of time. If you didn't find a good group of friends or teenage love into marriage it's literally over, socially speaking
>>2703586Agnes DigiCHAD
>>2703590Taiki has the unfortunate claim of losing to Tamamo Cross in a fight in seconds.
>>2703602Vist with chrono in a very close second
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
This post-MANT nuAoharu period fills like a filler arc. I want GL to release alread.
>>2703608NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2703602I love evil chevachi and her huge chevvy's
>>2703608NOTLOOKINGGOOD
>>2703606Also was the beta bitch boy of MeiCHAD GODto
>>2703602Fenomeno hits all of my marks
>>2703586You might hate her, but it's undeniable she's great
>>2703588Not really the same thing, the White House DID make a call to have a suspension removed thus interfering with the rules of the tournament, that witch in the EU let's not bring her here I'll get very angry
>>2703608NOTLOOKINGGOOD>>2703611Same, not because I want GL but because I've been getting edged from all anons posting their pulls whilst I haven't pulled since tama. I want to pull so fucking badly on the tachyon light hello banner.
>>2703608Looking absolutely hellish for DEEmonpyoi
>>2703608OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>2703587That's the trainer of the uma you absolutely must not forget
>>2703608Not looking good for /v/mapyoi....
>>2703608Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, /v/mapyoi
Is the club identity of /v/mapyoi just one big humiliation ritual
>>2703631there's GOAT in scapegoat
>>2703608Looking pretty bad there...
Jiggie!https://jiggie.fun/RQzpKh
>>2703602I remember one anon posting all the silks and their umas with the racing outfit, I remember saving them all, does someone have them? I can't fucking find them
>>2703593He was Air Groove's jokey too, anon.
>>2703579>Fuck you, you're getting a fucking penaltyBased Bamboo referee.
>>2703631You haven't seen anything yet. Tonight, it's happening.
What a semen slurper of a game this shit sucks
What are some good grandparents for backliners? Is Rudolf a good choice?
>>2703586You can't slander Urara because she was culturally important in spite of having no results whatsoever.And even if we wanted to talk about her racing proficiency, I'd go so far as to argue that her performance could have easily been held back by her environment.
>>2703572Hopefully I can get CB + Ace so I can make a Rudolf,Ace and CB TT medium team and run those three in CMs
>>2703644Rudolf and Ryan are the universally good parents for late/end that everyone has, for more specialized cases we have Dober and Cheer HaloBrian is workable but not that impactful
>>2703614Those tits are looking to rapeable, does she know the forces she is playing with?
Any umas that would be good at soccer?
>>2703646She was not going to be a good race horse, but she was absolutely trained to be a journeyman and professionally job to fill gates at Kochi. Though that was for the best as it kept her mostly healthy and alive
>>2703583>>2703575Dirt is primarily made up of very fine rocks and rocks are different depending on where you are. Kentucky is on mainland North America and is not in a volcanically active region, so as such rocks are very different from a volcanic island chain like Japan. In Kentucky you have a lot of very old clays and silts that make for very sticky, very compact and solid dirt to run on. It's completely different in Japan, where volcanic sand is very predominant. Because Japanese dirt is primarily sand and not clay, and consequently it doesn't bind the same, it's hard to get stable footing and requires a lot more power. Basically Japanese dirt is much more demanding to run on than American dirt.
>>2703621The point is that you're unfairly punishing the majority of 4chan's population because their president made a call most of them wouldn't even have agreed with.
>>2703631They unironically cursed themselves for all eternity back when they were starting out.
>>2703655So what im hearing is, americans are frauds.
>>2703631i remember someone posting something along the lines of "der/v/ will take the lead, oy neigh won't see it coming" and the next day oy neigh went up like 100 ranksfunny as fuck
>>2703652Soccer boy
>>2703655This is unironically cool, thanks for sharing
>>2703655So Obey was full of shit in CG? The turf should've been uncomfortable for her
>>2703648I'm asking specifically for grandparents not parents.
>>2703631No, that would be /v/ma (club (mostly their Danchou))
>Have normal dirt>Add some green to it>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE THIS IS UNBEARABLE I CAN'T RUN ANYRMORE AAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKExplain this
>>2703590both of their careers consisted of nothing but farming mickey mouse cups
>>2703662I fucking love der/v/, they're our eternal allies
>>2703676Umas have sensory autism
>>2703602Both Donna and Duramanete have excellent designs, Chrono, Drea, and Lilly as well are good. Gran's is too slutty while also being ridiculous, especially with the shoes; Feno's asymmetrical mess of a jacket is terrible; and Orf is just so massively over designed with a billion negative points for the halo crown on top of it all.
>>2703676Dun like turf simple' as
>>2703666They do in fact run races on turf here>t. Santa Anita is my local track and Del Mar is just over 2 or 3 hours away.
>>2703673I was in a room with /v/ma danchou earlier. I hope he joins more
>>2703644Brian, Rudolf, Oguri
>>2703639I think it has to do with Take saying he wished Suzu and Spe could have raced against each other.
>>2703669For grandparents, assuming you don't have dober, use Rudolf and Brian, Ryan you want to run as a parent since she is the most generalist one you haveSome people use NYOpera but thats only viable in backliner heavy lobbies and is too circunstantial
>>2703690Who won? Did he have good umas.
>>2703691>>2703697Let's say i finally make a satisfactory Rudolf with good sparks should i then go for a second grandparent or use that rudolf and borrow a strong grandparent to make a regular parent?
>>2703602rulership is so cute I want to rape her
>>2703704Which uma would say this
>>2703703Borrow, don't even care which uma it is, just make sure its loaded up to the gills with whites and G1 wins
>>2703704Air Groove would castrate you for saying this
>>2703700His umas looked good aside from not having sprint S, but we both ended up losing to that anon's overtuned Taiki
This match is such a bad semen slurper
GIVE ME LIBERTYGIVE ME FIREGIVE MOI PENALTIESOR I RETIRE
>>2703712more like air glue
>>2703666Keep in mind Satan that I'm only comparing Japanese and Kentuckian dirt, I probably shouldn't have said "American." California dirt is also very different from both Kentucky and Japan.
>>2703715I'm afraid the result is set in stone
Alright guys, give me some advice. She has the skills and aptitudes, stats are a bit low. I don't have that much SP, here's my options.Shooting: 180Pump: 161Right Handed: 81Corner Accel: 108Sprint Straight second circle: 88Sprint Corner second circle: 88End Straight second circle: 98Ignited Power: 120Racing Spirit Stamina: 135
Time to begin my masochistic attempts to mutate a dirt G uma for a second time
>>2703723Fuck, how did you know?
>>2703727Pump and racing spirit stamina
>>2703727Pump and ignited pow
>>2703728Anon dirt is in GL
>>2703724La Mufa stronk
>>2703733I assure you I will not have a usable GL deck
>>2703703Borrow, you're never going to make a highroll as good as the best you can find on Chrono
>>2703695I hate take so fucking much...
>>2703472>decline with ageBrian got massively nerfed by an injury that didn't heal completely. It wasn't due to age.
>>2703743One does not speak ill of the horse whisperer
LETS GO FRENCHBROS
>>2703743YUTAKA SANYUTAKA SANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
>>2703730>>2703732Honestly I should have posted my current plans for skill buying, she already has Lone Wolf and End Straightaways. Only reason I'm not sure about Pump is that my first attempt in test rooms would end up overshooting a lot and didn't even get to hit Pump or sometimes even Leap Forward.
Do you think Lameme is happy right now?
>>2703744Brian is another horse I've heard people claim was overworked and suffered from it
when do paces get something for medium?
>>2703752get rid of burning spd, get SfV, pump, and racing spirit stamina instead
>>2703761If the next dirt CM really is gonna be front hell again, I've got something devious planned.
>>2703761>when do paces get somethingNever
>>2703761Something like what? The Tachyon card gives them Gold Midrace and the scenario link lets you get Gold final straight velocity.
>>2703757I feel like everyone in the student council got fucked over one way or another.
>>2703763SfV has strict positional and distance requirements, it's hard to hit as a Late unlike Blossom which can proc late
>>2703774by me
>>2703774>No Ace in pictureRudolf...
Can we start the sprint CM already
>>2703772like a skill that lets them accelerate real fast at the start of late race like fronts can
>>2703763Dont get SFV thats very strict
>>2703775This is an end, I'm using Daring Strike. Just not sure if I should go harder into mid-race, acceleration or just gamblemaxx like a dumbass.
>>2703761Tachyon gives em a good skill and then you cam get come what may from the scenario for free
>>2703775He said his first attempt would end up over shooting pump so assuming this build is similar to his last, he would be hitting SfV around the four corner
Your ace's not perfect...
>>2703787Heres what I would do anon, lock these in>prof>its on>nimble >straightaways >corners>uma stan>leap forwardHow much you got left?
>>2703774Being such strong racers come with a lot of expectations to say the least, as far as I know Air groove was not screwed over by her team during her racing years, just the camera flash + Pilsudski incidents.
>>2703793Its got a 22% activation rate for ends compared to a 28% activation rate for ends so lets get all the priority skills first
>>2703787Either way, SfV for backliners is just not worth it because you're not hitting it often enough unless you're in a room full of dominator bots because it doesn't have the option to late proc when you move up from, unlike Blossom.
>>2703793This was my first one, she was either around 4th-5th or 9th by the final corner, rarely if ever in-between those, and I have more mid-race than last time.>>2703797I won't lie, I already did some buying before then, I got THH too. I'm left with about 549 with my locked in choices. Didn't get Burning Speed yet.
>>2703784>ReliableHave to wait for El Condor Pasa Speed and then Teio Speed>Anything at allRoll for Guts KS in a couple months
Have we determined if it's going to be 100 or 60 free rolls on Tachyhello?
Posting this art I found on xitter just to remind myself that I want to draw like this one day
>>2703814In jp it wae 50/50. Supposedly other servers got 100. The length of the banned indicates the possibility of 100 but we wont know until the end
>>2703653The thing is that she filled gates and jobbed at Kochi Racecourse BECAUSE it's what kept her alive. Doing at least 20 races a year was the only way for Haru Urara, a horse without much in the way of real training, to pay her boarding fees.Speaking of which, she didn't really get any serious training done until they were whipping her into shape for her retirement race, which was ultimately never held, but that's a story for another time. At Kochi, she didn't eat much and was too timid to train alongside the other horses. Most of her jockeys couldn't handle her either (though there was one that found her agreeable in races). And Urara exclusively raced on dirt sprints when her sire was a turf mile/medium runner.The girl was a temperamental horse who essentially never traveled from her home at a then-declining racetrack out in the sticks; the scenario where she was given the effort and circumstances to become something more, if she indeed even had the potential at all, was probably closed off as soon as she failed to secure a buyer at auction and was promptly handed off by her farm owners. I won't say that she definitely would have been a good racehorse if only things had played out differently. It could very well have been that Haru Urara could have lived wanting for nothing, only to stumble on the track anyways. And plausibly so, in fact! At the same time, I just don't know that we can conclusively say that there was nothing there to be found, either.But well, in a way, this is all inconsequential anyhow. If Haru Urara had actually demonstrated any talent, she most definitely would have been less famous, and honestly, less important than the horse we actually got.
>>2703813I'd add Kitasan Oreo as a reliable but weak
>>2703809He's either 4th and hitting SfV or 6th and hitting pump and leap. Without SfV he has no fall back if he gets into 4th and loses to paces with SfV+bb+pulse
>>2703811Well can you still buy? None of the skills you showed were bad so its not a big deal. Like whats the big picture of the uma so far
Why are Moroccans so awful?
>Agemasens you
>>2703815I'd draw more on paper if I didn't want to learn to do digital better, all of my drawings look way better in trad because graphite hides so many mistakes
>>2703823Still have 549 for about 3-4 skills, I'm just deciding if Pump is worth it or not, if I should lean more into accels or if I need more mid-race to actually get into the right position or what. I probably should have gotten more SP to buy more essentials, but it is what it is and I don't think I'll roll higher than this.
>>2703828SEX
I can't wait till soccer leaves my country
Why did they ruin Unity by stopping it giving you aptitude based hints for popping balls from girls that aren't in your deck? The CM would have been 10000x better to train for if not for that.
>>2703834Its funny how Gimlet doesn't content himself with just destroying fences, he fucking teaches others how to do thatRose was a demure horse who never caused trouble once
>>2703840Chowder-ass clothing
>>2703841what does that even mean
>>2703842Zuma, I...
>>2703832I think I would get pump, what else can you get if you get that?
>>2703842Rada radaYada yadaSame thing
holy fencebroken
>>2703842Bro had no childhood
>>2703843>>2703846>>2703849I literally have no idea what you're talking about
>>2703849>zoomers ousting themselvesby the time Chowder came out I was in high school. It seemed inferior to many other cartoons that came before it when you grew up on early nicktoons/cartoon network, looney tunes etc. Chowder was a relative latecomer, never really bothered with it
>>2703845All the options in the original post, essentially. Second circle of the mid-race skills, the inherit accels, Stam Racing Spirit, green speed boosters, Corner Accel as a retarded gamble. Burning Spd is there too since I haven't bought it yet at 260, Ignited version is 120.
>>2703842Its a reference to a show called Chowder, where they oftentimes used clothing with patterns that didn't move with the charactersHere's an example, Kawakami's clothes reminded me of it in that picture
>>2703841Please understand, drawing full-clothing patterns that deforms alongside the cloth is unironically really tedious.
>>2703843>>2703849Considering the average age of this thread it's more likely to be too old than too young.I only know that show because I have a younger sibling.
>>2703851Chowder is a cartoon show from 2010. It's... really fucking weird. I'd look into it if you like surreal comedy.>>2703843The last zoomers were born in the same year Chowder aired.
>>2703854After pump i would personally would get>stam racing spirit>Ignited spirit speed>sfv>green speed booster In that order of priority.
>>2703858This. I had to curve the clothes a little bit to make boobas seem bigger, and im already tired, can imagine how people do frills and stuff>t. Starting out drawchud
For some reason, I know the effect everyone is talking about not from Chowder, but rather Johnny Test. Bling Bling Boy's necklace has the same unmoving texture effect.I liked neither of these shows.
>>2703858This is why I never finished my Xog drawings during her reign that shit was unbearable
>>2703855It's called "unmoving plaid"Looney Tunes did it first, but there was a show on Kablam that predated Chowder that also used that techniquehttps://youtu.be/PAYLPffhruE?si=zvkJ-CTIyB-J2W1M
>>2703865>cant imagine how people do frills and stuffAm I the only drawchud that likes drawing frills and frilly things?
>Do borrow>Fast learner >Fine agemasen>Bakushin agemasen>AutobrickFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2703870Oh yeah, I...huh, I think I MIGHT have seen this show but don't remember anything elseMy first thought was Chowder both because I liked it and also because it used it a lot, like almost every character had it
That game was fucking dogshit, just Morocco getting molested by France for 90 minutes
>>2703876THE SPELL IS BROKEN
Tell it to me lads, is it a fools errand to mutate dirt ardan during peak rickeyslop?
>>2703872Well, id imagine drawGODS who know how to do stuff might find it alright, but me being the "cant rotate a cube in his mind" kind of anon, i felt really shitty trying to do even slightest clothes bending.
How big of a meme is Corner Acceleration on this track? I get it's gonna be a meme no matter what, but I'm considering how much.
https://litter.catbox.moe/uekv7deteutq2xxm.mp4
>>2703887Its laughably bad
If she procs everything perfectly she can win! I can't wait to see how she does in the actual CM.
>>2703884>rickeyslopIt's lolxoguriwinslop with perfect unique activation so yes it is a fool's errand you will be putting in 1000000000x the work of xoggers just to auto lose.
>>2703875It seems like Chowder incorporated the unmoving plaid into literally every character's design so I can see why people would remember it for that. As others said there's other various older examples but none really ever leaned into it as hard as chowder, made it more of a trademark. But I always thought back to that Kablam show myself as at least 2-3 of the characters had a similar gimmick. It's all part of that economical animation to save money and what have you but can create a cool visual style as well. Some animes and stuff do it like Gankutso
>>2703887Corner acceleration is always a meme. It can activate it any point on ANY corner, it's not reliable at all. Like 10% chance of it going off, there's gotta be better stuff you can grab than that
>>2703886It's funny because I can do that, but I'm one of the worst artists of all time. Visualizing is easy, translating it to something that looks okay is too much work.
>>2703888Thanks for catboxing it btw, was too lazy to do it on my own earlier
>>2703884I'll be doing it but I don't expect success.
>>2703872I really like dresses actually, even if I end up half-assing the colors and my folds aren't that good, learning how clothes fold was really hard to nail down and apply without direct refs
Who's Big Mac? Surely not Mcqueen?
GAMES OVER WHERE THE ROOMS AT
>>2703901Yes, it's MacQueen
>>2703884Nothing is foolish about wanting to run your oshis in any CM
>>2703904what the fuck is her problem...
Gonna play Palworld and flatline tomorrow
>>2703774Student council!..and teio.
>>2703910Friends don't let friends flatline... alone. Want me to host a server?
>>2703901
STOP FLATLINING DO YOUR RUNS NOW
IT'S DOBER
>>2703909Big Mac is just too bullyable, needs to stop taking the bait
>>2703896>one of the worst aritsts of all timeOh come on now, cant be that bad, right? I mean i spent like 30 minutes doing the text in >>2699771, if you can do frills, let alone LIKE doing them you got some mad skills dude
>>2703872I like it too but when it's too much you just want it to be over. It's tedious. Like, Dia has too much frilly shit. But on other umas I don't dislike it at all.
>>2703920Has Teio considered that Mackie uses it as an excuse not to hang out with her and two other bores of the franchise?
>>2703921I'm not the same person you're replying to, I'm just an MSpaint shitposter.
>>2703916I'm a pirtate so I can't play online and I prefer playing solo anyway
>>2703918I will when my TP fills back up, bitch
>error code 390AIEEEE
Am I the only one that keeps getting connection errors?
>>2703920>needs to stop taking the baitReminds me of certain other people...
>>2703884Rickino*
>game forces me to flatline Oh no, haha, sorry, Chrono, haha...
>>2703928I can't play....
>>2703925N'aww... okay...
I think I just have to accept that I am not good enough to make a version of my wife that can win 70% of her rooms like some of these people running the same strat can and move on to making a dirt parent so she can lose the next CM as well as Leo.
There's an outage? Not like I would notice.
So Paris is gonna burn, huh?
>>2703931oh you mean starASTERstar? When presented with a sweet treat, they engorge themselves. Yare yare, it can't be helped.
>>2703938What oshi gamer is winning rooms here? All I'm seeing is Umarican and Bee slop?
>>2703931>constantly forced to deal with your retarded grandson who is obsessed with trolling youbeing Mackween is genuinely suffering
>>2703918I've already spent all my TP today2 runs + 2 spark rerolls
>>2703945>hereI'm not talking about here I'm talking about public lobbies and Hakuraku stats where others running late+double debuffer have 60-70% winrates while I sit at 30%
>>2703945We've seen a bunch of Buono's and Princesses win the last two days, and we just witnessed a Cafe win, a lot more than you'd think
>>2703945Nishino is my oshi
>>2703945>What oshi gamer is winning rooms here?
>>2703947You don't understand. When you have a family member that takes the bait EVERY TIME it becomes like an addiction that you can't stop. I know it from experience.>>2703944Now i want a Golshi summer mkween outfit version of that pic.
>>2703945My Oshis? Oguri cap, Taiki and Nishino, those 3 specifically of course.
So... Carrots are obviously very popular in the umaverse, but what are the options for umas that don't like carrots?
>>2703945Not as many as I'd like but my FineMo is doing Fine in most rooms.
>>2703953>>2703957My oshis this CM are Nishino, Taiki, and Oguri of course. Just like last CM they were Valentine's Bourbon, Christmas Oguri, and Summer Maruzensky!
>>2703963Yeah, what do Sweep and Brian even eat if they hate vegetables?
>>2703951>30%A lot higher than my oshi at the moment!Really what's complaining gonna do though? Either get back in the mines or be happy with what you got. If you want to metafag, then metafag. They're meta for a reason, you knew what you were getting yourself into
>>2703951You probably shouldn't be comparing yourself to the top 1% of whales.
>>2703967They inject themselves with carrot juice, like vampires do when they don't want to drink blood.
>>2703965All very loveable oshis, unironically
>>2703963Meat and Bananas.
>>2703969but the Kawakami anon is a whale...
>>2703963Bread mostly
>>2703953I like Nishino but I do not care for the large breasted cows. I only care for flat umas.
>>2703963Bananas
>>2703945The princessbro is doing well, also the teiofag and ive seen many successful fines
oguri is unironically sexo and wife material
Any rooms?
>>2703980proofs?
>>2703974Whale? What? I've spent some money but it's all been selectors and I had to buy some carrots to spark for Kawakami. I have the same 2 MLB SSRs that everybody else has and that's it, Kitasan and FineMo.
>>2703980>wife materialI can see sexo, but how is she a wife material?
>>2703945Tamabro seems to be doing alright from the looks of it.
>>2703967Well Brian loves meat, so that one's solved. But, there's shit like the Deluxe Carrot Steak, where it's just a carrot shoved down the middle of a hamburger steak. Is there like... An caramelized apple-slice pizza topping that's a popular alternative?>>2703977 >>2703973I have seen bananas on pizza before...>>2703975I mean that's cool-though she has a lot of carrots there too.
>>2703980Alright let's not get carried away
>>2703967Sweepy will eat vegetables if you trick/coax her hard enough but making Brian eat vegetables is like pulling teeth. Sweepy has the taste palette of a child while Brian's diet consists of meat dishes. >>2703971>carrot juiceBrian doesn't seem to like carrot juice either
>>2703975TWO loves???
>>2703983No no no anon you have MLB Kitasan and King Halo SR, don't you know that makes you a heckin whalerino??
>>2703980Oguri is not wife material unless you're a multimillionaire or something. Think about it, could YOU support her lifestyle?
>>2703860Huh, I am from 1996 so by the time I kinda phased out from cartoon network by the time I got into high school
>>2703989Isn't Hayahide capable of getting Brian to eat her vegetables through an extremely lengthy process of steaming them and placing them in curry?
Please answer this honestlyhttps://poal.me/ndx044https://poal.me/ndx044https://poal.me/ndx044I need to know
Who said anything about pizza
>>2703985she's nice :)
>double circle in practice perfectThat's neat, didn't know you could do it.
>>2703992Oguri is the multimillionaire
I heard someone would like some rooms?892486018924860189248601
>>2703992That's what I'm saying. Her grocery bills are an a economic nightmare. Look at how fast her mother offloaded her to the school. It was cheaper to enroll her than to pay for her food bills.What will /ourtoreinas/ do when the cafeteria stops feeding Oguri? How will (You) pay for her food?
>>2703996Voted yes, I am a danchou. You will never know
>>2703996My answer depends on the circumstances + if I am liable to be prosecuted in a court of law.
>>2703989>Brian doesn't seem to like carrot juice eitherShe could get nicotine patches but instead of nicotine is carrot nutrients. I bet that bandaid on her nose is that.
>>2703996Unironically no because while she is cute... that's pretty much it, she is just cute, I need some curves on my trainee or at very least she HAS to be a brat yada kino like sweep
>>2703996I won't do it if she's literally an elementary schooler. Even if it were legal, it'd make my soul feel soiled.That said, if she was adult aged but looked the same, I'd probably do it.
>>2703999>that powerLET'S MUSCLE
>>2704003
>>2704011this nigga has an adult woman fetish
>>2703996There's nothing sexy about her. Being cute isn't being sexy.
>>2703995Yes. The trainee event is "Memories of cooking and sisterhood" in Biwa's career and she and Hishiama worked together to make curry with vegetables that are practically undetectable
>>2704011Let's assume for the sake of this argument she's 100% legal, as are trainer/uma relations.
>>2704008>if I am liable to be prosecuted in a court of law.In this scenario no and with full consent. I still wouldn't.
>>2703963finally found this one!
>>2703999I would probably lose this and get Practice Poor after failing a 2% training the very next turn
>>2704001#LookAtCurrenNOW757492467574924675749246
>>2703996Nah, she is prime daughteru, she isn't for that
>>2704002>What will /ourtoreinas/ do when the cafeteria stops feeding Oguri? She's going to eat the cafeteria itself. Then the director. And then, she's going to eat me...OH MY GOD!
>>2704018Then yeah. My standards are more or less "won't absolutely ruin my life" and "loves me (optional)" at this point.
>>2704013What did she see?
>>2703996No but I did get a half boner here and there looking at her during career. Umas are too dangerous. But I could never. Too childish even if her wife powerlevel is close to infinite.
>>2704017She also stops by to make it in her careers good ending when she brings Brian to your house for shimaidon
>>2703999Has practice perfect always been double circle?
>>2703996Shit man I dont think i could, at least sweep has a nice ass and thick thighs and a bratty attitude flower is too uncomfortably kid.
>>2704030>No but I did get a half boner here and there looking at her during career.
>>2704032That's only for Ryan (and someone else, Taishin maybe?)
>muh Hoguri>muh U=ma2 inherit>4th or better neededLaughs in triple front
Real der/v/ hours right now
>>2704032No I remember that used to be exclusive to the taishin career
>>2704009>I bet that bandaid on her nose is thatI think its just a normal bandaid
>>2703996Damn i didn't realise there's so many pedos. I always thought lolicon was a niche but strongly entrenched thing.
>>2703999>>2704032Only Ryan and Taishin can get Practice Perfect+ from eventsAfter Creek recovers that status she gets is a 5% decreased training failure chance
>>2703963Apples are also sometimes popular with umas
DON'T DO THE POLL WHILE LOGGED IN TO UMATTER, IT KNOWS WHICH CLUB YOU'RE IN!
>>2704042You're in 4chan dude
>>27040236/9 JOIN COWARDS
>>2704041They are so cute together!
Stay Gold hated apples btw
>Sweep>MayaAcceptable >Biko>FlowerThat's where I give a side eye
>>2704042Listen I'm not gonna hate a woman because she's petite. Assuming Nishino is legal, let's say she's 18 and looks exactly the same. I'm not gonna say no, plus she's sweet. Are you a woman or something?
>>2703996I will be the only one to say I'd do it, no regrets, no second thoughts if she wanted it. I'd Sweepy and Biko too.
>>2704042Lolicons are the backbone of 4chan, and I'm not even joking.
>>2704046Well yes that's what i mean. It's still really high imo.
>>2704038you can't block triple 7 niggy
>>2704048
>>2704056I think r/uma/ might be more your speed if straight men wanting to have sex with cute horses disturbs you
>>2704042Lolicon doesn't mean they're actually that age, is the thing. Japan equates youth with beauty, so it's not really that surprising that the Japanese(and those who enjoy Japanese media as a whole) find child-like designs enjoyable.
>>2704042we play japanese video games of course we're pedophiles
>>2704023ACK!704784667047846670478466
>>2704059This but I am not worthy as YOUR opponent. It's an insult to send my umas in as they are now
>>2704012kek, I almost get power to UG first and if I am lucky enough speed next >>2704043Ohh so that's why, I never cared to look so I just assumed she had a normal practice condition before.
>>2704049Everyone deserves to know how great the both of them are
I voted no I really don't get it, she has nothing.Would fuck sweep tho
>>2704042bro it's a game about schoolchildren flirting with you
>>2704036Hell man humans used to breed at age 13 or something. We are moral, sapient beings following the rules of a society, but if society ceased to exist and we went back to the trees, we would probably go back to do that again, we have millions of years doing that, as opposed to what, 100-150 years following age of consent laws. Still Nishino is a kid and behaves too much like a kid, so I wouldn't. But like the other anons, if she were 18, damn right I would, just like I would Dream Journey.
>>2704054But would you Haru?
>>2704070My wife maruzensky is 30
>>2704069Come on you don't want to fuck the loli version of Ms. Swan?
Okay but what if I would fuck Flower WHEN she got older?
>>2704009>>2704041She has a line about her bandaid in the lobby as well, she says it helps her focus as a nod to her counterpart's shadow roll iirc
>>2704065>>2704059You jinxed me...
>>2704042Mayano Top Gun.
>>2704076Aye I'll drink to that! Current one is gross tho
>>2704076low T
>>2704075nta but bobcuts do something for me...
>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndMAKE IT STOP
>>2704076Potentially.I'm not touching someone who looks like a kid regardless of if they're 5 or 70.
>>2704076she could look exactly the same, be perfectly legal and people (mostly jealous old women) would call you a pede because they hate the fact that men don't want to fuck stinky old grandmas
>>2704084Doto...
>>2704084Sham.....
>>2704070>schoolchildrenWe are not the same.
>>2704073You know what? I would. Sometimes all a guy really wants is to feel like someone loves him for the first time in his godforsaken life.
>>2704084Me....
>>270407460*
>>2704084Fat Nature...
>>2703996I prefer my women with fully developed bodies (wide hips, HUGE ass, not a midget and a sizable chest that can at least fill my hands when squeezed) so no, I would not.
>>2704094Cheers, I'll drink (juice) to that
>>2704069Same, would tongue kiss while nakadashi sweep, would full nelson daiichi while wei-chan watches, would at most give a gentle kiss on flower's forehead.
>>2703869Have you considered just making Oguri and Kawakami flat?
>>2704073>Would you NishinoYes.>Would you ToshoYes.>Would you MayanoYes.>Would you UraraYes.>Would you >CurrenNO!!!
I would only my umawife
>>2704103Based
>>2704019Then if no one else would ever find out and thus attempt to ruin my life because of it, yeah, I would.>>2704042A lot of lolicon imagery de-emphasizes childlike characteristics so the only thing people have to pin on most of them is "ew she's underage or appears underage". Which is why I, as someone who doesn't really care, also find the "actually this is hebephilia" attempt at defense stupid because you have no chance off convincing anyone on either side. They've been against Thousand Year Old Dragon Lolis for years. I'm not into stuff that attempts to lean into it like pudgy bellies or whatever either, but little girls in real life simply do not look the way they are typically portrayed a lot of the time so I have no issue with it. The average little girl does not have gigantic tits like Marvelous Sunday.
It is simple>SweepWould, eager slut>MayaWould, eager slut>BikoWouldn't, ugly as sin>TurboWouldn't, overdesigned and annoying >NishinoMaybe when she's older, kinda gross >UraraWould, would probably feel bad about it>AkikawaCanon would>RiceWould, not even a loli. Grown ass woman>TeioWould, and you would too>MarvyWould, but she scares me a little bit to be honest.
I'm fucking the Flower.I'm fucking the Flower, Ted.
>>2704112>she scares me a little bit to be honest.This, it's like banging Yog-Sothoth
>>2704057You can wiff and have no backup.
>>2704112>only rejected the ugliest/weirdestHonestly that's fair. Twin Turbo and Biko are certainly...acquired tastes
>French threadLUDOKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived
>>2704072Based
>>2704114>can't leave the marvelous dimension until you make her cum
>>2703925Why does Rice HERO only get these fucking things instead of cute tanukis like everyone else?
>>2704120Thats a 60 year old woman
>>2704116nah I'd win
>>2704112>Teio>Would, and you would tooExactly, I want a single anon here to look at this and tell me they WOULDN'T drag teio towards the nearest love hotel after she gives you these bedroom eyes irl
>>2704117Twin Turbo is a taste that I have acquired.
>>2704122Personally I like the Rice ones the best
>>2704042i am not proud of my pixiv bookmarks
>>2704114>it's like banging Yog-SothothI understand not wanting to fuck lolis but if you wouldn't a lovecraftian horror you need to get the fuck out of my website normie! REEEEE!
>>2704124She's a grown ass woman that's more petite than our resident elementary schooler, and that's fucking hot.
>>2704126Hand on my heart, I wouldn't.
>>2704122Idk what these evil ass things are called but they're funny
>>2704122There are cute Tanukis of baby rice though
>>2704126I would if she was just a little bigger and sluttier
>>2704122Do you got the one with her and the water bottle thats my favorite one
>>2704133>idk what these evil ass things are calledpretty sure they're called ricers
>>2704135So what you're saying is you would Tsuru?
>>2704138You wouldn't?
>>2704138Tsuru is just the objectively better teio.>bigger>sluttier>not annoying
>>2704138Yeah, she'd be doing a lot of coughing and gagging if you know what I mean
>>2704138>>2704140>>2704142Qrd me on Tsuru, I know nothing about her.
>>2704142>sneeze a few feet away from her>she fucking diesNice wife bro
>>2704140I didn't say that!
Nvm I remember who Tsuru is now and nah I wouldn't do her kek, she has zero sexo appeal
>>2704146>complaining about cute wife sneezesDidn't have to tell us you're homosexual but you do you man,
>>2704138Tsuru deserves bed breaking, baby making sex
>>2704145Comically ill jobber. She's some weird sick Victorian child that got none of Rudolfs good genes so she never won shit.Also, she's the bitch responsible from getting us kicked from /v/
>>2704138I think fucking her may unironically kill herIt would either have to be a super slow and tender love makingOr just raping her tits and me doing all the job. She has some nice ones
>>2704146Congrats now your children get to be anime protags instead of normalfags.
>>2704154>so she never won shit.bro she won a g2 against heavy hitters
>>2704146Tsuru outlived the rest of the Golden Gen, who's laughing now?
>>2704145Rudolf's other kid. Cripplingly weak constitution and coughs/hacks a lot. Never won a G1 but did beat Opera, Spe and Bright in a G2 they happened to job in.
>>2704154>she's the bitch responsible from getting us kicked from /v/Explain this
>>2704154>Comically ill jobberWait was she super beloved like nice nature and urara at least?
>>2704138Look, dude, I don't know what kinda fetishes you're into, but the last place I want to be when a girl coughs up blood all over me and then dies of a heart attack is in bed.
>>2704124out of ten!
I wouldn't fuck Teio because I hate her and wish her harm
Tsuru is still alive btw
>>2704167Nice nature would say this
Transfer Request event updated btw!
>>2704170silence Doto poster, we're arguing about who we'd fuck
>>2704170What the fuck I can't believe we get another round but I'll gladly take those gold books and TP items
>>2704164I mean he was in the Arima Kinen twice, so beloved enough. The second time was practically after not racing the entire year even, and then he tore a tendon racing in it and didn't finish.
>>2704164She's rudolf failed kid and the shitter of the golden generation.
>>2704170MY DREAMS WILL FLY
>>2704154the webm that /v/mabroke the jannies for good
>>2704170Thank you dotoLORD
>>2704154threesome-coded
>>2704177>Autosaged, locked and deletedGood times man. miss the dean i hope he is aight
>>2704171
>>2704177>Ai and Tsuru are /v/ma's strongest posters
>>2704181At least they didn't shadowrealm it.
>>2704183Ai-Chan has always been /v/ma culture
>>2704186Almond Eye typed this furiously with tears in her eyes
>>2704163I don't have the image but "/v/ma won" is a meme because a janny autosaged a thread but it didn't stop it (of course) so he then locked and deleted it but not before deleting a bunch of posts making fun of him, including the last one which was "/v/ma won" and that webm. It's funny because he had no reason to delete those posts before deleting the whole thread other than massive asspain. After that is when they started handing out 3 days to anyone that posted in uma threads.
>>2704177I still don't know how that one post got through after it was locked
>>2704154I see that thumbnail and think of Toyosatomimi Miko from touhou and get annoyed.
>>2704186I thought her name was Morning Neighas
just saw art of some newma in a naked apron and now I want to see my umawife in one...
>>2704193I MISS THE ALMOND FRAUD POSTER
>>2704186Ai-generated post
>>2704017The curry doesn't make them undetectable, it just makes them something she enjoys almost certainly on nostalgia rather then taste. She's well aware there's veggies and still is happy when Biwa makes it for her, but otherwise she's mostly a carnivore and fast food person because she has other things she'd rather be doing.
They need to increase the TP max so you can hoard it until reset instead of having to spread your runs out to be TP efficient.
>>2704154Did any of Rudolf's children aside from Teio even get a remote amount of good genes? I'm looking at the rest of them and fuck, they suck.
>>2704196Couldn't handle greatness, it seems
>>2704201No they all sucked cock
>>2704201The majority of a sire's kids are gonna be bad. That's just genetics. Look at Tachyon, he had so many kids but who do you hear about other than Scarlet or Major?
>>2704017
>3* turf>but no white sparks, let alone the one being hunted forPain.
>>2704201Your perception is ruined by Kitalings being massive enough in number that some of them are hitting 777 on the slot machine, same as funny Sundayman's offspring
>6 hours ago>thread is almost overwhat did I miss
>>2704017Seems like a good moment to post this Biwa Brian pic I found the other day
>>2704214I don't remember, something about horses I think?
>>2704214nothing
>>2704214Which uma would u fug?
>>2704216AWOOOOOOGA
>>2704216I'm not saying they WOULDN'T wear this, but I will say they would not have those expressions on their faces while wearing this
>>2704219Better question is which Uma WOULDN'T u fug
I genuinely, no joke, wanna fuck golshi the most
Is this ok for the upgrade event down the line?
>>2704225I mean the sex would probably be crazy
>>2704225Retard hat on or off?
>>2704226should be okay but you really want a higher volume of good whites and that oguri probably doesn't have very good affinity
>>2704226I feel like you can do better than that as white skills are kinda whatever, but good amount of stamina at least
>>2704226>A Oguri with one useful white skill>Only other skill of note is Nimble NavigatorYou can make something better now if you're masochistic enough
>>2704136
>>2703368Wait I did go at his page and I don't see kitasan mentioned, isn't he a deep impact spawn instead?
>>2704216Are sister's breasts allowed to touch like that?
>Hit double dirt in one go>Its senior year and my stats aren't looking so goodNot as bad as the last run that ended with good stats but dirt B
>>2704218wrong one
Thanks Sasami, real helpful.
I don't like how the raffle goes too fast for me to see what prize I got now
>>2704242
>>2704244>he doesn't have them memorized by stat numbers and energy
>>2704244Yeah same, I have to actively remind myself to slow the speed down in January to see it.
>>2704244Stop skipping her career then. This is her life, and you're skipping it?
>>2704244I like the speed up a LOT but this is the one time where I wished it would slow down. I only know what I got based on the energy and stats afterwards, have to go back and check the logs to verify when I'm unsure
ok
>>2704237Correct. You can look at all 733 Kitalings here https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/sire_horse.html?id=2012102013
>>2704249>This is her lifeyeah, in the movie groundhog day maybe
>>2704249Nta but I lived her life 100 times and got her brought her to the onsen 3 times already, no ningen gf had this much affection coming from me
>>2704251>Junior yearCharm, easy. Highest chance of success, charming, and a mood up + energy restore.
I really appreciate the faster quick mode.
>>2704259Sweep's event literally hit after I hit charm
>>2704094 Man. I might take my first sip of alcohol to this.>>2704103If we broaden past the lolis, Curren the only one or are there others off-limits too?
>glued 3 runs in a row because of junior year agemasens>Whoren gets 6 random mood down events before classic summerI hate today
>>2704261grab the skill points then
>>2704267Should have done fan runs.
>>2704254Wilson-chan...
>>2704214Extreme funposting and rooms, I would backread it was great
>>2704269>fan runs.nobody does this anymore
To finish off this great thread we need rooms
Okay so why don't (You) host some then
>>2704274I do because I wuv my danchou!
>fast learner nowI'm fucking scared
>>2704278YADA
Bamboo memory keeps crawling into my mind and tempting me to keep pulling even if it would mess with my umaroller plans. She is so my type and I can't stop thinking about her.
>>2704288>She is so my type and I can't stop thinking about herAnon, it's your obligation to roll for /ourhallmonitor/. Follw your heart
>>2704288Time to communicate shiraoki-samaEvens: RollOdds: Avoid
>>2704294>the number of deathAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2704294It is her will anon.You're not gonna keep her waiting will you?
I CANNOT SPEAK GERMAN
>>2704301Aber ich bin bereits in Deutschland...
>>2703602>no rose kingdom appreciation/vm/a has fallen
>El condor shows up>gives me PCC>leaveso-ok...?
>>2704301Is she actually german or is she just a deutschboo like how grass is a weeaboo?
>>2704290>>2704294My hands are shaking and my pull plans are FUCKED UP but I did it!!!!
>>2704303Mein Beileid.
>>2704311BASED
>>2704310No she's got that impossible to replicate Kraut autism, she's the real deal.
>>2704311THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE THREAD CLEAN HALL MONITOR-SAMA!
>>2704311>142 rolls>less than 2 weeks til Tachyon SpeedYou're a brave man, Bambro.
>>2704308She is cute but like I know nothing about her
>>2704310She is actually from Germany, her parents run a bakery and they fly over to watch her race and meet you
>>2704311You WILL use her for the sprintslop right anon?
>>2704311>Discipline for the Win!Name a more uncool uma
>>2704324Vodka
>>2704325Fuck are you talking about? /v/odka is THE coolest thing you will ever see
>>2704324Scarlet
>>2704326No it isn't. Watch THIS
I rarely take my beloved kamioshi Brian off my homescreen but I will make an exception for a while because of how much Bamboo Memory managed to charm me>>2704323I already have my Brian/Kawakami/Sweepy team ready but I can absolutely bring her for the next dirt CM>>2704319I am not a very smart trainer so I won't be pulling for cards until Ramonu.
>>2704324Win Variation
Gokigen, Windy!
>>2704331Slander
>>2704311Congrats anon, enjoy your wife
/v/ma WON
>>2704330>I will make an exception for a while because of how much Bamboo Memory managed to charm me>yeah bro I always wanted to fuck that one neigha from danganronpa with a stick up his ass
>>2704326Vodka is pretty cool but even Vodka would agree that Brian and Gimlet are way cooler.
>>2704332I forgot my Windy image...
holy bamboobroken
>>2704339Well yeah, I did crush on Ishimaru a decade ago.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2bg1he5w14uejtw2.pngI really wish I had parents with skill sparks
>>2704311>letting a Fukutard inlfuence your pull planSurely /v/ma can't be this retarded, right?
>>2704344That was meant to be a joke, the fact that it was accurate surprises me but doesn't
>>2704346Who do you think run this thread?https://litter.catbox.moe/5ibnmje0197d43rc.png
>>2704346It's a Fukugod.Also, I don't think you CAN do 142 pulls between the time it took for them to roll the 4 and the posting of their results.
I should start mutating my oshi for the dirt CM, but I've got fuck all for dirt parents
>>2704346You know what, I'll tempt fate. Come on Fukutards, tell me. Should I get Hokko?
>>2704345>corner recovery?
haven't been on /v/ma for a while since the board transfer. the last time I check the worst uma posters are teio posters and goldship posters. do we have any new one?
>>2704358literally nothing else to buy, what you want front runner skills?
>>2704324the trashcan dunk is so fucking silly its kind of endearingif my carats weren't already planned out i'd roll for her but oh well, i'll get her from daily legend races like a year and a half from now i guess
>>2704355Those dubs said yes but let's see if my completely unplanned mobile post can get a 4.
Cygames should let you spend money to double borrow parents on runs so I don't have to ever deal with parent bullshit again
>>2704364AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>got spooked by a Taiki dupe earlier today>desire for Bamboo intensifies>throw one last ticket at the banner>another rainbow spark>Wedding MayanoOkay, I get it, I'll stop.
>>2704361Backread this thread and you should be pretty much caught up, teiobros are still retarded and goldship posters are extinct
>>2704361We have a few shitstirrers trying to instigate a cross-board war with /vg/ by shitposting about them here and about us there and some autist who hates windy so much he's started ritualfagging with her in hopes of tanking her PR.
>>2704364>6>4x16God is with me.
>>2704361>teio postersRare after the genocide during curren's reign >goldship postersExtinct.Our enemy are fukutards now
>>2704370>some autist who hates windy so much he's started ritualfagging with her in hopes of tanking her PRIs that actually the case or just a retarded windyfag?
Alright anons, 398 points left on my pace chaser.I got In High Spirits, Curvature, and Speed Star, Groundwork + two greens, playtime's over, tail held high, straight descent, sprint straights (single), and pace chaser corners double circled.463 points left, my options are:>It's on! - 238 points (ramp up - 102)>NSM - 285 points (Nimble nav - 150)>Burning Spirit SPD - 260 (120 for white)>Ignited Spirt PWR - 120>Sprint Straights double circle - 71What are we thinking? I'm leaning Speed + power
>>2704361How about we start off with the right foot and host some fuckin roomas? Lets see what you got
>>2704373Given how there's been attempts by other windyfags to get them to stop and they won't listen, it feels pretty malicious. But, sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from maliciousness.
>>2704374Take It's On and NN
>>2704374>Groundwork + two greens** three greens, dont grill me just yet
>>2704364Fine, screw it, I'll do it.
>>2704373It would have to be a level of retardation never seen on this site for that to be a genuine windyfag. They already know they are few and have some anons who don't like them for some fucking reason, to start ritualposting in a thread that's hated ritualposters since day 1 would be suicidal. It's so retarded that it has to be some autist.
>>2704374burning spd sucks stop buying it
Just wanna say this thread was really fun and thank god the puritan schizo wasn't here to ruin it with his mental retardation
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING PURE AND INNOCENT CHILDREN WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM
>>2704374Its on and nimble nav
>>2704382You just had to ruin it right?
>>2704376>>2704380Fair enough. You never know on this website.
>>2704381But I didn't buy it.I've also seen plenty of people run it in practice rooms and have decent success. Honestly doesnt seem that much worse than it's on
>>2704374It's On, double Straightaways, and pick between Nimble Nav and Power.
>>2704387Its inconsistent and not that great but we are so starved off mid race its worth as filler. Not where there are better skills though
>>2704374Where's your accels? Need at least 3 gold equivalent.
Slop race88541714
>>2704383Can't beat the cock, man.
>>2704387It's a shit skill, but it's one of the few mid-races skills available, and you get it guaranteed every career.
>>2704383>THEY'RE ALL FUCKING PURE AND INNOCENT CHILDREN WHY DO YOU WANT TO FU-*Picture of Summer Daiwa card*
>>2704385Just so you know, I'm not actually the puritan tard, I just thought that'd be funny.>>2704393How uncouth!
>>2704361Avatarfagging is rarer after the colonization, thank God.
>>2704391Oh, just Nishino and Taiki's forgot to mention that
>>2704383The timeline splits right before I select which uma to train, this means I am simultaneously married to all of them while also being loyal to all of them at the same time.
>>27043926/9 heh
>>2704386Oh, I'm fucking aware that you can never know on this damn website.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vp/1553648814293.jpg
>>2704391>Need at least 3 gold equivalent.0.6-0.8 is the sweetspot imo thats much less than 3 gold accels.
>>2704385Just ignore the schizo trying to punch shadows.
>>2704403Holy autism.
>rooms?>someone host rooms!>where are the rooms?
>>2704407I don't see any rooms
Accidentally fell asleep, what did I miss
>>2704408>>2704392
>>2704409We all decided we love lolis, actually.
>>2704409Funposting, Discussion and Rooms. Just backread fag
Alright I'll host rooms but I don't have any viable teams. Does the skill with the "being in the back" condition still proc if there's a random G+ uma in the back?
Bake
>>2704382I can butt in the next time you have a conversation about lolis if you like. It sounds like you are looking for something to get mad at.
>>2704414>G+What, just use a TT uma bro.
>>2704412Actually the poll is evenly split. doto.jpg
I still don't quite get why NSM is worse in shorter tracks
>>2704420Shut up, doto>Windy_bashes_dotos_head_against_a rock.jpg
>>2704412>>2704413God damn it why do I always miss the best fun posting?
>>2704412This thread has been lusting over sweep for a whole year to be fair
>>2704421It's not the track length but the fact that late race starts when everyone is fanning out in the corner so it's less likely to proc.
>>2704417Okay, but that still makes it a 10 uma race.
>>2704425I still think about the detailing on that Dark Magician Sweep OC sometimes.
>>2704420Maybe votes are just yes votes that don't want to say it out loud.
>>2704426Do they ever make them not fan out on the final corner? That shit is so fucking stupid your Uma just loses if they take the outside lane
>>2704427No? Have you never hosted before. Just do for 9 and submit 3. Otherwise It messes up the data.
Who's baking
late Tam winshttps://litter.catbox.moe/mmhrhfjvjwnmjwf6.png
>>2704437>front 2nd by a headbased
>>2704434>submit 3You are proposing a 3v3, because again, I CANNOT provide anything that would actually challenge any of you. Why in the genuine fuck would anyone want cannon-fodder racers in their god damn race that's meant to test the viability of their racers?
New thread?
>>2704434>Otherwise It messes up the data.You mean for hakuraku? Who cares about that?
>>2704434nigger who cares
>5.9m away from 200 million fans for BrianI WILL go much higher
>>2704447I'm not that high yet but it fucking sucks having no good grandparent candidates because all your runs are with one Uma
are our bakers dead
>>2704430i think it the skill inflation makes it matter less down the line
Y'know what? Fuck it, I'll give you my TT sprinter team to race against.. Give me a minute, I'll host 15 races, 6 open and 9 graded.>>2704444Not just that but like... it's ONE G+ uma in the background just to ensure that I can actually host the 3v3v3 as a REAL graded league would be.The worst part to me is that literally none of you even answered my question in the first place. Does an uma 20 lengths behind prevent the next uma from triggering skills that are about being in the back?
>>2704450I hope so. MANT has only been dead for a week and I already miss the skill hints it gave.
>>2703656That wasn't my intention, I was saying I was having fun posting with you guys, and I know you guys aren't responsible for it. But the USMNT had to go, sadly
First Uma named is the OP
>>2704451>Does an uma 20 lengths behind prevent the next uma from triggering skills that are about being in the back?There was some ancient URA Haru strat about that but i don't think that still works. I'm not sure though.
>>2704451in the back is often bottom 3 or 5, so yes it would prevent someone far ahead from activating skills like that but not differently from how too many ends mess up lates
>>2704455TOKAI TEIO!
>>2704449What are you getting tired of refreshing the catalogue to shitpost? Are you gonna go cry to /vg/ again?
>>2704455hall monitor
>>2704446I care! Otherwise there's no point in doing CM rooms if they're not CM conditions
I'll bake in 30 minutes. For each post that complains ill add an extra 5
Teio it is>>2704462>>2704462>>2704462
>>2704460What?
>>2704465Don't bake
>>2704451>Does an uma 20 lengths behind prevent the next uma from triggering skills that are about being in the back?Skills that care solely about positions, no. Skills that care about relative distance, yes.They would be able to proc something that triggers from say, 4th to 10th place, but not any skills with a condition along the lines of "back 50% of the pack". An extreme enough straggler can push people into the front half even if their placement among the actual number of the runners is low.
>>2704466Oh nvm, this is fine. Thats a cool pic
>>2704466nice links bro
>>2704466>[Gist] README.md (embed)Can you fucking niggers just not wait? And you even mess up even the most basic thing, kill yourself, go back to /vg/
>>2704483Bake yourself if you're so good at it faggot
>>2704483:^)
>>2704488There was no need to do it, but we have to have /vg/-tier threads insta-baked when we've never done this
>>2704483Bruh i know but who cares I swear. Just make the next one and fix it yourself instead of having an autistic meltdown
