>Leo CupRace Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox script[Gist] README.md (embed)>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg (embed)>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2702495
>>2704462Daaah, I was so close! I had just finished the captcha too! Thank god I had another tab and refreshed the catalog.Here was what my OP was going to be.
Windy Nanoda!
>>2704469Fuck that would have been better
Every uma should be a Mejiro.
Is this hors finally the heterosexual bride I have been dying for? Should I nofap in anticipation? Am I just getting baited again?
>>2704474AYO, DAT'S DA WRONG UMA!
>>2704476ASTERbro.....
>>2704478Oh crap, you're right
>>2704477Yes.Yes.No.
This bake was requested from THAT place...
Absolute /vg/ tier behavior, we've lost the ability to bake whenever the fuck we want, we always need a thread up, need to spam threads, all the links are fucked, thanks /vg/ for everything
>>2704487The Marvelous Dimension?
I see people want rooms and are still beating around the bush when it comes to hosting so I got it.923292309232923092329230Come race
>>2704487how do you>>2704479 know that though...
>>2704486I hope from the bottom of my heart that you are true, friend. My restless soul would finally find peace.
>>2704489We've had baking frequency discourse even back in /v/ dude. Honestly who cares. It's functionally identical to using the previous thread
>>2704487No it wasn't Just talk about the game
>>2704495It's always who cares with you fucks, we've literally never had this issues until now, we were fine going hours without baking because there is no need, now we need to appease shitposters who want to spam their rituals and live glued 24/7 to the thread, we can't have anything. The faggots spamming threads the moment image limit is reached can't even copy the links
>>2704489just shut the fuck up it's an IMAGE board and I want to be able to post fucking IMAGES
>>2704462>README.md>(embed)Can you guys at least take more than 5 seconds to make sure you're formatting the OP correctly if you're going to insist on making the next thread?
>>2704493Someone requested there again...
oooooob /vg/ /vg/ veegee vg it's soooo over we're FUCKED freak the fuck out and sell everything /v/ma is DEAD you should get concerned now and starr shitposting because it's so fucking over it's never been more over we are never going back to what we were and the only way to fix it is to talk about off-topic oooooohhhhhhh i'm so fucking concerneddddddd
>Just got an entire bingo in nine spins
I wish there were an easy way to share practice room results and builds. We don't post winner builds anymore because you need at least 5 screenshots with all the skills we have at this point.
I had the fumble of a lifetime with a borrow, sprint S and groundwork and I clicked cancel instead of try again
>>2704489At this point we ARE just a general on this board now, fuck we were a general on /v/ too. Enough metaposting, post rooms or talk about the game
Alright, here goes my first set of rooms. Preferably join ONE at a time.[OPEN]O1=27741703O2=28333982[GRADED]G1=86194311G2=95286876G3=84446724
>>2704508I imagine in JP it would be way worse, but to be fair. It's pretry easy to spectate and steal umas.
>>2704499How about you suck my dick you fucking cunt? This needs to be talked about>>2704501No, you are a parasocial shitposter that lives glued to this thread and has a mental breakdown whenever you can't spam your shit, get cancer>>2704502They can't, they need to spam threads ASAP to feel good
>>2704506Didn't mean to (You)(You), but you DID post Teio...twice. Something fishy about that!
great start+1 image
>>2704511Make me, faggot, you just don't want to talk about this because you are part of the problem
>Break one link because I forgot there was a copy feature>people instantly sperg outSorry I guess?
holy projection batman
Just ignore the unemployed
And people are actually going to respond to it is the worst part.
>>2704520I don't care about it anon you're good. No one reads the OP in the first place
>>2704507Hope you're not planning on pulling any banners anytime soon now that your luck is depleted.
>>2704492Still need one guy!
>>2704521>>2704522>>2704520>>2704524You are all part of the problem
>>2704524See, I wouldn't even know IT was happening without you people bringing it up because my filters took care of it.Why haven't YOU started filtering shitposters anons?
>>2704504Deebly Goncerned
The other thread I shouldn't name are always messing up their bakes with (embed) btw
>>2704520it's just one guy it's pretty obvious nowadays, don't worry about it
>>2704533You know what, you're absolutely goddamn right.
>>2704531>filledThis is a sign to go play something else while things calm down.
>>2704535we do that quite often too
>>2704505Kill yourself, I will make one when I feel like it and it's needed, nobody was complaining here about the lack of images, always serial shitposters>>2704536Ah I see, of course it's you, how close were you to going to /vg/ to cry to them to make a new thread again huh? Must have been fuming that your ego didn't get appeased with an instant bake, hopefully your parents are dead and you are next
>>2704492Wow that was fucking dogshit, late starts are brutal436006794360067943600679Kinda wish concentration was more easily avaliable
(Ahem)I WANT TO WIN THE FIRST MS VICTORIA CM WITH MY OSHI NARITA BRIAN
>>2704540Yep, let me help anyone who's interestedJuset copy and paste this into your general filters on 4chanX/\/uma\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;/\/vg\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;This will immediately hide any mention of /uma/ + /vg/ in our threads, but only on /vm/. It will hide stubs and any replies so you wouldn't even know it's happening unless people try and be cute about it. Either way, it's a good start. Because think about it, when has mentioning those places EVER improved the quality of a thread? It only brings shitposting. I'd just rather not see it or hear about it personally, so I'm removing all trace of it from our threads
Ich bin wieder auf die Hopeful Stakes hereingefallen.
does risky business scale with track length (as in, it drains harder if the track is shorter) or is it just a free speed boost in sprintslop?
>I'm thinking this guy have become more of a problem than the supposed "shitposters" from le other place.
>>2704545This but with my wife Kawakami Princess.When is the first one anyway?
>>2704551Just ignore him dude.
>>2704520Quite literally a lifeless autist that has been seething at slight mistakes and transgressions to """our rules""" for months. Imagine the most lifeless, unemployed, fat bastard you can and you would probably be close to his image. His behavior is so thread ruining that he's closer to a troll than anything. Hide, ignore and report.
What should I make for dinner this weekend?
>>2704504Who would Seia's favorite uma be?
>>2704558Veggie stew
>>2704512You beg for rooms and then when I try to provide, they go empty for 10 minutes...
May i divert your attention towards this Mr Chemistry Breeze
>>2704547Oh so it is you LMAO, you were already planning on going to /vg/ right? Or were you going to go somewhere else since they told you to fuck off? Even the site wants you to fuck off you rangebanned nigger. Hopefully you and your family will lose the battle to cancer instead
>>2704558pot roast
>play uma>cant hit SS ranks on parent runs in Aoharu>play another game>ruin a 50 minute run due to simple miscalculation>come here>troll's at largeHigh cortisol kind of day, huh..Anyway, is the Bamboo career any good? Ive seen one jpbro on twitter post her and Yaeno a lot, some cute moments between them
>>2704544>Late start AGAINI am so washed wtf443595914435959144359591
>>2704565>cant hit SS ranks on parent runs in AoharuIf you are struggling to hit SS for parent runs try spamming wit more to cheese the ranking.
>>2704565>High cortisol kind of day, huh.Nah backread the previous thread, it was good as fuck.
>>2704559Hmm>was in a coma for a long while>flat and has a hidden mischievous side>for (you) >likes snacks and sweetsOther than that first point id say shes close to Mcqueen. Plus she is a member of the Tea Party
What did you guys do for this neigha to have imaginary enemies what the fuck he keeps blaming someone or a specific individual
>>2704562Ah gee whiz Mister, you sure are cute
>>2704550I think it doesn't scale
>>2704570Schizophrenia is not a joke or a buzzword. He's been at it for months now. Maybe a year. The only answer is severe untreated mental illness.
>>2704566>third time I late start in a rowPerhaps karma has finally caught up to me?775955897759558977595589
>>2704570Don't know, really don't care, but you should talk about something else
>>2704559Neo Universe is basically just horse Seia
>>2704565>>2704570https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573181216/#q573181981https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573328941/#q573341918https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573328941/#q573342198https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573328941/#573342538https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573328941/#573342725
I don't have a stake in this "bake or don't bake" business. All I care about are two things.>Baking? Do it right then, faggot>Not baking? Don't constantly bitch until someone else does it, either do it yourself or don't
>>2704570Just use the scatjeet protocol of ignoring and reporting
>>2704567That is an idea, maybe even a good one! What would you suggest for a deck? Im trying to start a front runner parent lineage (so at least seiun, VBourbon, Kitasan, maybe Pasa). Would a deck of Smaru, Kita, borrowed Falco power (for guaranteed GW), stam (cafe SR) and 2 wit work? I need stamina for Haruten i believe.
>>2704581Idgaf about this autism either just talk about the game.
>>2704582I migrated here to avoid this nonsense...
>>2704582This, stop bringing attention to it. Based Meido mass deleted multiple of his shitposts last night. Remember, attention is what "people" like that crave, don't give it to him. There's nothing more terrifying to a person like that than being ignored/filtered.
>bonnie tyler died
>he's cross linking his posts Yeah it's apparent he's from there. Yikes.
>>2704579Have some self awareness and realize you are way more of a thread and mood ruiner than any of the fags you constantly complain about
>>2704579I'm stealing this reaction image.
>>2704592It's most likely he made all those posts considering how he remembers them clearly.
>>2704576FUCK!!!!! Humiliation ritual right now119006481190064811900648
>only have El and Maya who can i get good aptitudes for Virgo cupThis is the CM that i'm going to attempt mutating my oshi from dirt G to A. I'm not gonna die trying, right?
>>2704592I genuinely don't care anymore>>2704597Lmao we are all onto you, don't try to act like you never did this you fucking nigger>>2704520You should've waited when it's clear we've been getting raided all week
I was so confident a week ago and now she can't win anything and then I use 5 borrows a day trying to improve her and nothing ever comes of it
>>2704599It's time for you to retire and become a stud bro..
Its going to take me seven or eight hours to read through her career if I keep pausing for every cute moment like this
>>2704546My only problem is that the general board and mobile board threads have the same name, and the mobile board guys have caused NO problems.
>>2704535>>2704544What's the team composition for the Late Groove?
>>2704587Its super chill here and a lot better than the old board tbdesu, it's rarely like this.
>>2704576>third time I late start in a rowLeo II Finals Simulation, IT awaits
>>2704590JUGADOOOOOOORESLA CONCHA DE SU MAAAAADREEEEEEE
>>2704601>getting a good run going>on top of double inspoGood luck! Dont repeat my mistake and fall into a sunked cost trap! The last dirt CM i got a Shichi with Dirt S distance S (maybe it was a mile, idr) on my first run, but then never rebuilt her because i feared not getting lucky anymore. She was the best uma on my team, but didnt manage to pull out 3 wins in round 2. Still got the B gold, but, yknow, beware of such things.
>>2704612I know I just wanted to be part of the spectacle. I've been helping anons here for a while and it's comfy
>>27045995 losses in a row! Holy shit the Cinderella magic is gone188446111884461118844611>>2704606Aye I won't complain about that
>>2704610Yeah going to /vg/ to ask them to make a thread because you can't shitpost for 20 minutes is genuine insane behavior
>>2704512Someone else will have to post results bit I'm still willing to host.The only race anyone's joined is G3 and they brought UG+. Good luck to the guy who can properly 3v3 them.
>>2704607Real. Back when i was doing the Muteki Careerdump, the whole ordeal took me like 4 or 6 hours lmao. Some careers are just THAT good!
>>2704609Not that anon but hes running two pace one late, his groove is the standout imo
I swear Air Groove is sneakily one of the best lates you can run her unique lets her get into such good position on the final corner
>>2704623Thanks anon. Trying a way to get my late groove working, but I also don't want to let go of my fronts
Need more rooms. It's always the same few cogging the rooms
Okay, next bake, can we update the Leo date? Registration starts on the 12th, round 1 is on the 15th.
On top of event chains not finishing, I feel like I used to get Charming from Speed Sweep a lot more often in old Unity.
>>2704624it's still a late so the bar for 'good' isn't really high
>>2704602If you're so mad why don't you take your problem and complain in their thread instead of shitting up our thread with your schizophrenic rumbling.
>>2704626I gotchu anon give me one second to finish this room
>>2704626For fucks sake, I gave you guys 3. >>2704512
Is anyone up to clack tiles?
When the three Goddesses of Lates come I don't want to hear any whining.
>>2704630It's not schizo, he literally did that >>2704579
Kamina?
>>2704624Sneak? Nah man, janny groove ALWAYS tears shit up during sprints she's my pick for the stakes
Since anon is a bitch that loves to complan and do nothing to solve the room clogging711993727119937271199372
>>2704629>lates are le badyou don't run rooms and you don't know what you're talking about
>>2704640>Believe in the Bamboo that believes in youStop making me want to roll her
>>2704637What if I don't want to use those three?
>>2704637Why wait? You shouldn't want to hear any whining right now.
>>2704618I am the worst oshigamer of all time, mine is more viable than princes here and I genuinely can't make her win, I am a fucking failure that shouldn't exist
>>2704640GIGAJANNYBREAKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
>>2704642Honestly I think he might be trolling you guysthe dude could easily make his own rooms lol
>>2704640Watch this anime zoomers. Please.
>MD finally added new Trains also they unbanned KitkallosSorry danchou, but I'll be flatlining today.
>>2704653I already watched all of Umamusume
>>2704655Enjoy getting buttfucked by branded, loser.
>>2704642Damn
>>2704653You have to be more specific, they don't know what "this" isTengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, definitely one of the greatest ever made. References a lot of old school anime too but you don't need to know any of it, or even be a mechafag to enjoy it. It's just pure unadulterated sovlkino.
>>2704655When will the new toon support be added to Master Duel?
>>2704655I've been too annoyed to play MD because I redeemed my gift box of leftover gems and the game literally ate them all instead of giving them to me, and Konami support hasn't fixed my account yet.
>>2704618Alright boys, its that time again>room 1962266439622664396226643>room 2793460667934606679346066>room 3994342479943424799434247Please join only one! Don't be afraid to double dip in the rounds I dont mind
>>2704659Whoops, next room 155178591551785915517859
>want to see if I can sneak Leap Forward on to my late build>the parents available are fucking atrocious dogshitgrandparent fodder at best, fuck that i'm not remaking my parents this late for sprintslop
KITKALLOS WAS BANNED?
>>2704655Darklords next month surely.
>>2704659Tamamo too, I am a worthless subhuman
>>2704663>3/16
>>2704663You messed up the setting for room 2
>>2704663You screwed the first one up :^)Not complaining just letting you know
>>2704649First of all who is she? Secondly what are you struggling with when building her? Thirdly don't beat yourself up too much because I'm almost positive my Princess will not get into A finals.
>>2704667Sadly, if you wanted to put Leap Forward onto your parents, you should have started eight days ago.As in, that's literally how old the parent pool is.
>>2704661Anywhere from 6 to 10 months.
>>2704648Because he did that the other day and it's clear he is still here and wants us to spam threads to fuel his ego
>>2704672>>2704673>>2704674My bad>room 2595297825952978259529782>room 3438428004384280043842800There we go. My current humiliation will act as penance.
>>2704666Close finish again 378835933788359337883593
>>2704676Yeah, that's dumb. It's dumb that i'm already seeing Whaleguris in public running around with it too.Just not gonna bother, I wasn't paying attention enough to what's good nor doing practice runs. Was too deep in the mines to even know. All I knew was "some abilities in MANT are good for lates right now". It's bullshit that's the only way you can get it, just not feasible for me this LATE in the game, no pun intended. I'll either get lucky or take the bronze and move on
>>2704675I've had this conversation a million times, it just doesn't work, I use the same as everyone else but just can't do it. You are a much better player than I am and my oshi deserves someone better who can make her win, thankfully several here can
>>2704682It's okay bwo it's like 4 different conditions you have to keep track of on this dinosaur UI
>>2704677Damn, that's so far away still. I fuckin loved playing Toons when Master Duel first released. Then I fell off the game completely after I got sick of an oppressive metagame and it was impossible for Toons to compete.
I forgot how entertaining careers were. Chiyo + Ardan were both cute and now I want Muteki. I guess I'll settle for Bamboo for now after getting 2 copies within 3 daily pulls
>>2704687Alright, not that anon, but listen nigger.Everyone and their uncle has tried to help you by now. Everyone's been super nice to you, but all you wanna do is throw a pity party. Listen, I don't wanna hear you whine about your oshi or how much you suck anymore. Just shut the fuck up if you're not going to actually try to improve. If all you wanna do is talk about how shit you are, go write about it in your diary. Whenever you decide you want to actually get better, then come back. But don't start this whining shit again. It's clear you have no desire to actually improve. I genuinely don't want to hear anymore whining from you, don't even think about replying to this post with "wah wah wah wah wah WAHHHHHHHHH I'M SO BAD" just shut the fuck up I heard you the first 500 times. No more being nice to you.
>>2704696Thanks for putting my thoughts into words, anon.
>>2704684Triple dead heat
>>2704682Worst results ever! Not looking good. But I dont plan on going down without a fightRoom 1733224587332245873322458Room 2779776437797764377977643Room 3680506116805061168050611
>>2704512G3 is full. I've started it. I'll make another as soon as I get to the dog park.
>>2704684Sprintcasino in full swing197618521976185219761852
>>2704697SEX
>>2704696Okay, I'm sorry for everything, I won't post again
>>2704703>slight bit of the name visibleYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
FUCK YEAH I FINALLY HIT IT
>>2704708Good.
>>2704711let me see that guts spark
>>2704711
I would like to see Daring Strike removed from the game.
>>2704701Someone else in room 3 please!
>>2704697DAMN /v/ma looks like THAT?
https://litter.catbox.moe/mokiut.pngLooking forward to play with this during round 1
>>2704721That's /v/ma Twon
>>2704667Have you considered just getting lucky? My best ace got it from a single grandparent inspiration
>>2704722I thought about trying this. How has it worked for you in rooms?
Double late start into Groove lucky pace into oshigaming win218029022180290221802902
>>2704702Fuck it, I'm not hosting another race.G2 has another person in it.
>>2704696We deal with the same kind of posters in art threads btw. I am genuinely impressed at the similarities between /ic/ and uma NGMIs. And I don't mean the people that just don't know, those are fine, no one is born knowing, but these kind of people constantly having a pity party have the same defeatist mentality. A self fulfilling prophecy.
>>2704701Taiki is hard carrying my team, gotta improve my flower and oguri>room 1993527829935278299352782>room 2469609884696098846960988>room 3341908253419082534190825
>>2704725564's proc timing is too inconsistent since it can proc from mid-race to very late that it doesn't matter anymoreOnly got a win out of win once although planning on making a better Nishino that isn't gutsmaxx
>>2704727Look I appreciate the effort to host but when I saw 3 A rank Umas in the lobby I decided not to join.
>>2704714>>2704715FUCK OFF
>>2704731WOW it's almost like I tried to FUCKING WARN YOU I had absolutely FUCK ALL for graded. Jesus FUCKING christ, you absolute God damn buffoons.
I would have found this respectable if he wasn't an @VF cuck
>>2704733Its okay anon, we got a current room host rn.
>>2704729Some more people please! I gotta try to fix my shitters ASAP so I'll only do one more round
>>2704728I think that anon is genuinely depressed
>>2704736I'm just annoyed because until now, no one even acknowledged the rooms despite me trying to be swift in getting them hosted under pleas from last thread.I won't bother again after this. Sorry I even thought about this.
>>2704739Dude relax, whats with the sudden influx of dotoposters?
Surprisingly pleased when testing this camp Taiki Performing well above what I thought she would doStill have time to improve her stat line
>>2704740I'm too wired to relax. I'm failing everything I wanted to do this last week and it's continuing into today. I can't even be useful for others.What did that have to do with Doto beyond me going "sorry I even thought about it" though? I don't recall her being at her wit's end 24/7.
>>2704739This thread was ultimately off to a bad start and derailed because of the fag that has boogeyman and kept blaming the other board. Only unfortunate timing and I think you should still host but without the open league.
She is so shounenpilled she lives and breathes it. Her ass definitely browses /a/.
>>2704744>leave out a entire demographic
>>2704742She's pretty much got everything you want>sprint S>GW>uma stan>carryover with light as a feather and prepared to pass>good accels and late race speedIs she perfect? No. Is she good? Oh yeah.
Another blob finish, that's a nice Sweepy853341698533416985334169
>>2704743Brother I mean this in the kindest way possible but step away from the computer, get some water, and chill out. It's not that serious
>>2704744>boogeyman>literally proven true
>>2704746I think the open league this time would be minority if not non-existent because of unity and URA's update.
I've clicked on so many risky trainings (10-30% fail chance) and won To the point I've seen 2% failures proc more often>>2704729I've tried some stuff around, a throwaway SS+ Taiki is stronger than every Ace candidate Ogurin with much better skills and stats I made so far, if your Taiki is losing, that means she's been winning too hard
>>2704744Again, I don't have anything for graded. A+ is literally the highest I've ever achieved. That Bakushin ranks #2 when it comes to ratings.>>2704750I'm at the dog park and my dog keeps eating rocks. Again. He's going to vomit. Again. Even getting away from the computer will not help me here.
>>2704739I'll join your rooms brochacho. Sorry im just drunk and drinking with the boss right now. But I'll do it. Grass wonder witness me
>>2704738CM season depressed or pic rel depressed?
>>2704757I didn't realize we had Japanese business men in our thread
>>2704756>Again, I don't have anything for graded. A+ is literally the highest I've ever achieved.My bad. I assumed you're on graded, and I mean no offense with my comment with open grade.
I gotta say it is kind of infuriating when your girl loses to an Oguri only because she gets Pulse which just works while my girl has Pulse with extra steps and doesn't just work
thats it im getting my pace bamboob
>>2704745As cute at this is the propaganda will not work on me
Last one for now, might need to remake my Groove with N&N instead of the fuckass bakushin card241431232414312324143123
Muteki I hope you know you're going to be my next selector target
>>2704729Thats a real kick in the dick, gonna go rework those two shitters. Losing that much is unacceptable!Thanks for coming bros! Appreciate the races and the practice partners. I'll be back stronger. I do not plan on being #2
>>2704768#2 isnt that bad... You can make a castle with all these silver medals...
>>2704766>might need to remake my Groove with N&N instead of the fuckass bakushin cardJust make her a late. The Hakuraku data says she's better as a late. The eye test tells she's better as a late, just look at the rooms here. I'm telling you her unique is busted as a late.
>>2704768Idk why my air groove jobbing pubs, but winning a lot in room here
>>2704768Thanks for the rooms bwo
>>2704512G1 is hosted. G2 still is not full.>>2704762It's alright. No offense taken. The fact I only have A+s though does make hosting graded incredibly difficult, especially now that UGs are standard. I don't know how I'm going to ever catch up at this point, if I even realistically can. Won't stop me from trying but it'll be tough.I apologize for my frustration. I shouldn't be taking it out on you lot. The week's been a lot.
I might be insane but I'm starting to think Tama is the real deal. Not meta level but damn she's good.
>finish is essentially a four-way tie>get 3rd and 4th
>>2704770Sorry anon, I'm an extremely competitive person! That's just my nature.
>>2704771I'll try it, I just need kita and natie cards to actually finish their chain for her to pop off
>>2704773Complete opposite experience for me. Been murdering pubs but haven't won a single lobby here
>>2704778Mm, unfortunate. Should've trained guts more.>>2704775G1 is concluded. G2 is yet to be full.I may host more opens but because of my lackluster team, Graded is a no-go.I still want to throw a G+ uma in the back, but the problem with that strategy is that it can mess with skill proccing.
>>2704773My Groove does the opposite, I made her to not trigger groundwork right away so she stays midpack and proc her ult. Hasn't worked a single time in these rooms but works in pubs
>>2704635Yeah if you're still alive
>>2704766this room is still 6/9 people, let's go
>>2704786I'm still down to play.
>>2704776Tama is always gonna be good cuz tail nine is always gonna be good
>>2704512And G2 is hosted. The only races left in this list are open league.
I am pretty confident 2 paces 1 late is gonna be the winning comp moving into the CM
>>2704792idk I think your 1 late is probably worthless when you run into 8 pace rooms which will be plentiful
>>2704791King Halo A+ had a solid Triangle for some reason. Not that I expected her to place at all, but that was odd.
What do you guys think of using smaru speed as a statstick on a non front uma?
>>2704782I appreciate you bro and the intention to host rooms. It's nice that someone is providing open opportunities, good thinkin. Good luck with the dog and hope it's okay
>>2704795if you have the card sure but I'd never borrow it
>>2704786>>2704788where's the room at?Majsoul Friends Room 71461(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71461
>janny strat works>flower spurts out of nowhere anywaysYeah uh, I'll see how round 1 and 2 go with my pace Groove while I work on a late surger
>>2704795you get incredibly juicy trainings
Did 4chan shit itself for no reason?
>>2704802Works on my machine
>>2704795It's insanely good. Especially for this CM where you can get summer runner, focus, and groundwork as options. Her training efficiency means she's good on literally any training.I'm probably going to keep Smaru, Kitasan and Tachyon as my speed cards for every style throughout GL.
>>2704802>Apparently makes 4chan shit itselfWhat was her master plan?
Okay, I think I need to seriously hunker down and make some real good parents if I want to compete. How do I make a good parent without absolutely raping my chance to get the sparks I want? For example, I used Taiki and spammed G1s, and she only got 30 extra points from the races, but I also don't want to pollute her pool with medium sparks.
>>2704799ざわ。。ざわ。。
>>2704796Hopefully it will be.I was right to only host two open league races, no one has joined. Maybe I should just make 'em pubs.
>>2704804That's pretty much the dream but>light hello>fineWhat do you even borrow?
Since I'm running URA parents trying to get the stam spark on a great grandparent, I may as well do this with Sweep to also test my luck on a Restraint spark too right? Nothing lost if I don't get it now but shouldn't hurt
>>2704808You cannot "dilute" your white sparks anon, having one does not take away from your chances of having others
>>2704808If you want to make really good parents you need to find a good borrow to use as a grandparent
I love when umas do this.
>>2704815That's the main thing, I'm guessing I need to make dedicated grandparents too, but mine kind of suck so I have no idea where to even start.
>>2704812>>What do you even borrow?No idea but I like having the flexibility. Guess it'll depend on the track or uma I'm running.
>>2704808If you want more affinity with Taiki but don't want medium sparks on the grandparents, you put the medium sparks on the great-grandparents instead. That will enable you to run medium G1s without influencing the final parent.>>2704814He's talking about the pinks.
>>2704823>you put the medium sparks on the great-grandparents insteadThis is also what people will be doing for the dirt affinitymaxxing tech that was discussed
>>2704811I chucked a mishmash of A-A+ umas I had. Mostly cause I want someone to witness the absolute cope I had in this Brian who obviously failed in the tenno sho spring but boy howdy them skills were looking good. Hope ya don't mind and if no one joins or you want to switch to public, no stress at all
>>2704767Is this what it looks like in the Muteki dimension?
>>27047993/4 degenerate gamblers waiting for an easy target to pon and ron
I don't even make parents aside from accidental parents from ace attempts my runs are entirely dependent of borrows
>>2704829Does anyone have that mahjong guide? I might try it
>>2704831I dont, but just a piece of advice, when you play and see the free sex button that is not orange, do NOT press it.
>>2704831
>>2704834Gaslight dancer moved onto jong...
>>2704831ALWAYS KAN ALWAYS THROW A RIICHI
>>2704831PRESS FREE SEX EVE4Y TI3M
>>2704829Don't listen to this. Flow is something that only non-shitters and lesbians can attain.
>>2704831I got this an anon made a while ago
>>2704831every single time you see the word pon on screen you press it for free wins
>>2704826That's alright. I look forward to the race.How the fuck has every race so far had Steamy Solidarity? Is the Hot Springs event really THAT easy???
>>2704846THIS
>>2704831Why are there 8 people replying to this post and only 3 in the room?
>>2704838Dont do thatDo do that is anybody here cool enough to play and win with hidden tenpai?>>2704834I remember several days ago some guy with washizu skin did a closed kan on 3sou on turn 3, and the dora tile he opened was 2sou. I was never so afraid in any jong game before
>>2704852>hidden tenpaiyeah they always have a fucking out somehow I hate that deck so much
>>2704831Just sell your soul to the demons and get lucky.
>pon gives free wins>kan gives free flow>riichi gives free sexhumuhumu, and chi?
>>2704858ALWAYS CHI
>>2704858That's the glue button.
>>27048511)he might join2)ive fucked my sleep schedule, and its 4am rn, im not jonging at 4am dude>>2704858Free glue
>>2704863correct, you aren't jonging but you can fix that by joining the room
>>2704855Thats some yugioh term, isn't it? >>2704866YADA YADA
>>2704845This shit makes no sense no wonder it filtered me in yakuza
>>2704851I know the basics of mahjong but that doesn't mean I'm good enough at the game >>2704858ALWAYS PRESS THE BUTTONS THAT APPEARS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS
What makes air groover particularly good for sprints? None of her golds are good
>>2704655Fine, i will double my turns with fan farming...On another note, this is /hug/chou, im here to tell you there are 5 open spots for our humble little club HotUmaGlue, and that our requirements to join are as follows>do your shoetrades>dont flatline for more than 3 weeks>500k fans a week if possible, no specific scenario requiredThank you for your attention
>>2704868I actually started my mahjong career which is very unremarkable, as im sucking major dick in silver rooms rn from mahjong in kiwami 1. Got all the requirements in about 6 hours of grinding. Long story short: hand needs 4 mends (can be a sequence of tiles or a 3 of a kind of the same tile) and a pair. Discard your tiles, dont steal others (so no kan, chi, pon), when youre one tile away from winning declare riichi. Repeat ad infinitum/until you get lucky and win bigly
>>2704872Nothing at all, but she's relatively easy to build for sprints so she's an okay third wheel
Whoever said that this feels like a filler episode while waiting for GL was truly onto something. This CM is still what, a whole week away?
>>2704876who is the artist? are they commissionable?
I wanna hear about (YOU)R wife anon.Most specifically, why? Why her out of everyone else? What made you fall in love
>>2704880I won't lie, I have three umas I can't decide between.
>>2704879???? Fuck you mean? Are you new here? Thats one of our drawchads
>>2704879Our drawbro. If i recall he did say that he post his uma art (that we get the pleasure to see) on a different account than his normal works, so im assuming you maybe probably could comm. him, but good luck with that
>>2704879That's one of our guys bro>>2695837That's the portrait of the queen of /v/ma.
>>2704880Im not smart enough to explain the ways of my heart. And i honestly doubt i need to, my feelings towards my umawife speak for themselves
Will I be safe for the week at 888k?
>>2704880Visually, her design strongly appeals to what I like, and I think it works really well. That aside, I've been dealing with some long term health stuff and I find her determination, positivity, and overall attitude in the face of her own health issues to be inspiring.
>>2704880There's so many reasons as to why I adore Brian beyond words that I don't think I could really explain them in the most coherent way. Even if I were to shout "SHE'S THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!" it wouldn't be enough to show my love for her. I've never felt so strongly about a female character before and she makes my heart melt every time I see her. I love my oshi!
>>2704879He's from here and while he does good work I personally would never commission an artist from 4chan and give them personal information
>>2704831Riichi Book 1
WASHIZU YOU BASTARD STOP TAKING MY BLOOD
>>2704894Its so odd that so many good artists hang around here
>>27047992/4, open again
>>2704895Ive read it, but i still get D- MAKA, any advice? How do i learn how to discard better?
I think that game was a textbook example of flow in action, jesus. GG jongers.Also I really gotta stop greeding for this.
>>2704899Personally love this game and this community, one of the best ive been in two decades of using 4chan. I would draw more if I wasn't a filthy wagecuck that should finish his glue aces
>>2704898
>>2704898I incurred his wrath with that East 1 ippatsu, my bad.
>>2704894I did commission 4chan artists pre-covid. Post-covid too many anons are quick to pull the trigger on doxxing or harassment.And russians. Many untrustworthy russians.
>SfV can proc Tail NineHuh?
>>2704901Maka loves to play defensively, get rid of honors you're not gonna use qucikly, anything that could be a doublesided weight could be risky later on. Focus more on what the bot really disagrees with rather that something like a 30-30-35 split to start with. Take a look at other peoples hands and kinda piece things together if you can.
>>2704911It's mid-race
>>2704911SFV activates just few meters before late-race starts, so it's still technically "midrace", and thus Tail Nine can proc
>>2704911mid race lasts longer than one would think.
>>2704799The jong room is at 3/4 if anyone wants to jump in and start right away.
I'm going to get killed by bowls of spicy ramen
>>2704880Rudolf. She's not even necessarily my favorite, but the more I saw of her the more wifeable I found her. She's mature and dependable, but she's also got that sweet and silly side to her. She takes her position and reputation extremely seriously, but she also understands that part of it is appeasing the fans and never acts above that.It's especially cute the way she tries to use her dumb little jokes to genuinely connect with others because she doesn't want to intimidate them. The more I see of her in a casual setting the more I think she seems like a ridiculously pleasant person to be around.
I know I'm gonna get stupid and sappy but seeing all the mutations for this CM just brings a smile to my face. I pretty much never say this, but I wuv you guys.
>>2704923Remember to say it to your clubmates too
>>2704920Don't worry its japanese spicy, flamin hot cheetos have a bigger kick
>>2704880You wouldn't get it...
>>2704926Don't do this, it creates shuki gas
I'm starting to suspect that some of the mahjong players might actually be my own clubmates.
>>2704923You're a faggot. Wuv racing and posting with you nigs
>>2704928Jpbro? I do wanna hear about bouquet
>>2704930At least two of the people that frequently play are in the same club as me.
>>2704930I may or may not have forgotten my internet literacy and used the exact same username for multiple gachas
>>2704880>>2701073
>>2704937I just use a generic name that isn't even my actual name so I blend in anyways.
>>2704923Nu unity is just so fun that it just happened for me. Made me remember the old unity where I was having so much fun mutating all CMs.Failing to reach an inspiration isn't as frustrating and isn't as time waster as MANT.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY TO A /V/ CLUBFUCKING PUT /V/ IN THE DAMN DESCRIPTION
>>2704935>>2704937Danchou's not going to like this...
>>2704880I aldo like coffee and am also mentally ill
Attention grabbing image, I need desperate help.At 48k, am i FUCKED If I wanna pick up rickey? Im hoping I can luckshit her in the free rolls but im not hopeful
looping is so nice
looping is pain
>>2704951only thing left to do is to grind until i get a GP for cm17
>>2704950Don't worry, you'll get her in 10
I have no strong feelings regarding looping
Let's all love Laisu
>>2704880All my wives have really good designs that activate my almonds and personalities that I can't help but wuv.>Taiki>Fine>Neicha>Palmer>Windy
I'm glad people are having fun because the braindead gameplay of NU-unity paired with the sprint CM being horrible killed all of my momentum
>>2704882Same, my top 3 usually rotates between Suzuka, McQueen, and City/Flash. Then I did the chara sorter after a while and find that all three of them have been dethroned.
>>2704880She loves only me
>>2704963A nice thought experiment is "how different would sprintslop be without the unity rework"? It would certainly be a very different experience
>two sleep deprived in a rowDo I glue the run...
>>2704967You'd see even more Oguri and Taiki since half the cast wouldn't be viable to train in MANT except for the torenas who should be in a mental ward.
>>2704970how early and which career
Ramonu mention
>>2704967>lates less viable>accels less consistent>less uma variety>prob a gutsmaxx meta>MANT runs>worse parents>no faster skipJesus christ how horrifying
>>2704967For me, not that different. I was already making sprint aces before the Unity rework dropped and all the umas I'm using can run mile/medium out of the box.
>>2704975Never mind, she glued herself by getting blocked in Hopeless Stake and thus, failing the 3000 fan requirement goal.
>>2704967I wasn't even planning on participating this sprint CM until the nu unity update came. That's just how MANTbroken I am
>>2704973>except for the torenas who should be in a mental ward.Wow that's literally me
>>2704976Since Ramonu is still in her teens this implies that either>the triple tiara is a relatively recently codified achievement>the triple tiara has gone unclaimed for much longer than the triple crown
>>2704967>There's a timeline where we didn't get the unity rework and death of MANTA timeline I don't think about. Fuck em
>>2704979Had that happen the other day with Bamboo where she lost 2 races in a row spectacularly.
>>2704967i already had a few aces ready pre-unity and it was pretty much the same thing with a bit more thought put into balancing training and racing, i have to force myself to do a run a day right now because my three aces took less than 3 runs each
>>2704880I like turning Palmer into the version of herself that she would be jealous of. The ultimate Palmer that doesn't have to rely on Helios or her torena to be her sun. Her story is really charming to me and I love getting to see her bloom for a lack of a good term.Idk man I just like seeing her with that wide grin.
>>2704880I guess I should start by saying that I am in love with Curren Chan. I have considered whether it could be that I have a need for companionship etc, but this isn't the case. I am quite a giving person, and do a lot for my fellow students, but with this girl I would do anything for her. I feel my heart beat faster when I see her and I seem to be blind to her flaws. I know she isn't perfect, and I haven't put her up on a pedestal or built a false image of her, but I feel that she is perfect for me. Curren is aware of how I feel, and that I have never felt this strongly before about anyone, but thinks of me only as a friend.The problem is that I can't distance myself from her, and I'm not sure I'd want to have to lose our close relationship in order to stop feeling this way. It is probably important to mention that we take almost all of the same classes at Tracen Academy, live in the same dorm and do most of our training together, so I would estimate that I spend at least 6 hours a day with her. On many occasions we have even just talked for more than 6 hours straight on umastagram! (Which I can't do even with Iwata-san, despite having an extremely close relationship with him). At the moment I'm trying to stop feeling this way without sacrificing any of our friendship, but I'm failing miserably. Our friendship is still intact but I don't feel remotely different about her. I don't know what to do...I've not seen her in 2 weeks because I'm on vacation in Hong Kong, and when I get back next week she'll be with Ikezoe-san - so I won't have seen her for a month. The problem is these past 2 weeks, although I've met loads of great people (and one or two sprinters who are definitely interested in having some fun), I can't think about anyone but her. I find myself rejecting people simply because they don't make me feel the way this girl does when I'm with her. How long will it take before I stop feeling this way and just uman up and get over her?
>>2704989>sloppaYou do not love your wife.
your umawife probably wouldn't want you to profess her love with an AI image
>>2704989If you really loved Whoren you wouldn't have posted sloppa
>>2704963It reinvigorated me. I didn't hate MANT, but it really did take a lot of time to do my borrows. It's so nice finishing my borrow runs up quick and still having a chance to do a parent run or two later. And I'm feeling a lot more confident with the aces I'm getting than I was with MANT.
>>2704987>my three aces took less than 3 runs eachBoth of my aces took only a single run, sprints are super easy
>>2704989>live in the same dormAyabe would N O T say this
>>2704994>>2704998The only other image of her I found in my folder is lewder so you'll have to make do with it. Besides it's a pasta anyway.
>>2704595Excuse my autism but what do these expressions mean?
which umas would pump out and/or enjoy sloppa
>low-effort image>low-efort postSo these are Curren's strongest supporters...
nunity is pissing me off because I have an ace that was only missing in high spirits and I cannot fucking replicate it but with that skill. And there is something up with support chains I fucking REFUSE to believe the past week and a half is just bad rng.
So jongers, what system are you playing Mahjong on anyways?I ask because I'm tempted to make an uma-themed Mahjong game.
>>2705006Maruzen or Acute, they'd be too clueless to understand whats wrong with sloppa
>>2705007And after Curren worked so hard stalking the starting gates to jump every torena that rolled...
>>2705005pov: you asked "why the long face?"
>>2705009PCHope you know all the small rules and exceptions if you're going to code a game from scratch.
>>2705014>small rules and exceptionsNope, I do not. If you've got a guide to the tweaks you want from me, I'd highly recommend you post it now.
>>2705009Just PC. I'm not yet deranged enough to play mahjong on the go.
>>2704880I don't have time to explain but look at how cute she is!
>>2704989BorbinGPT this is mucho texto please resume this in 200 words or less
>>2705017I'm glad that at least 2 of us are on PC because I was planning to use Gamemaker 8.2 for shits and giggles.
>>2705020Is there anyone who doesn't look good in the Uma Summer outfit?
>>2705021Beep boop, you should learn to read longer phrases. It was not too long ago when the internet was home to long passionate diatribes, and did not need every statement to fit into an X post. Was that helpful?
>>2705027Yeah me
>>2705029Ryan...
>>2705020I found it hilarious that her trainer admitted that she's dumb as a brick
>>2704880She's the one Uma where the propaganda actually worked on me leading up to her release. Before then I was just pulling for meta stuff but I really liked the funny stuff I was seeing about her career, wanting to fight bears and stuff like that.Then I finally did her career 4 months after I literally spent money to get her(retarded I know) and just fell in love. I've always been more into genki girls than the demure type as it contrasts me as a very reserved person. She's really cute in her career and I like the gap moe of her trying to be an elegant princess but can't help but be true to herself as a brute that again wants to fight bears, punches through walls, etc. She's also pretty clumsy which is really cute. Her career made me tear up when she discovers the letter the trainer hides from her and starts trying to change who she is but I loved that she learned through her career that she doesn't care what people think about her and that she's just going to keep going her own princess way even if people don't like it. I think she has the cutest voice in the game and her seiyuu did an excellent job. The yell she does when she grabs her head like pic related is so funny.Anyway yeah I just love Kawakami Princess and I'm addicted to trying to make her win. Leo alone I have made 34 Princesses(and that doesn't count the runs I've ended early) and I still have not been able to make one that I am satisfied with so I will continue in the Kawakami mines until I deem her perfect.
>>2705031I never said that...
>>2705016I don't have a guide or resource handy for that kind of thing, sorry. I've just been playing for years so I've picked up on all the small things over time. I imagine it's probably pretty hard to code a fair simulation of the game.If you also go for any of the variations such as sanma or local rules, I wish you luck.
>>2705032There was princess propaganda?
>>2705041I guess it depends on what you consider propaganda. I saw some screenshots from her career and it made me want to pull for her.
>>2704808>run URA until you get Racing Spirit Stamina spark>run all mile/med/long G1s at the minimum, dirt and sprint if you can>don't care about pinks and blues, do care about whites to some extent>use this and a borrow to make a grandparent who has Spirit Stamina, a bunch of whites, and whatever pinks and blues>MANT or Unity both work>run all G1s again>use grandparent and borrow to make parent the exact same wayLooping helps to increase white sparks, if your URA doesn't hit Stamina but does get a bunch of other white sparks, swap who you're running in URA and use it as a parent
>>2705031Her early characterization was about being smart though right
I may or may not have participated in the Kawakami propaganda
>>2705049Her early characterization was about her being the best and being obsessed over being a model student above all else.
>>2705051You created a psychopath. Congrats
>>2705049>>2705052>early characterizationWhat happens later on, a new scenario or event where she acts differently? Does this happen to other umas?
>>2705040Okay, which variant do you guys play again? I've played once with you and recalled it being called "South" but I don't remember what it was exactly...
Have (You) participated in or helped create your oshi's propaganda?
>5 mood downs in junior year
>>2705059>>2704799Come play and see, we are still waiting. East is one round of each player being the dealer, South is two.
>>2705055How am I a psychopath?
>>2705059Riichi Mahjong (don't do chinese mahjong). There's a lot of ways to call it depending on the person. Soul calls it a "south" game, XIV calls it a "full game", but the technical term for the two round game is a hanchan.
>>2705051You created my HERO. Congrats.
>>2704955Oh
>>2704951I still don't understand how the fuck it works
>>2705058Daiwa gets a little bit dumber over time to be more accurate to the horse. Not incompetent just a bit of an airhead
>>2705065I don't have my login info handy and I'm mid-uma run. Sorry.>>2705068Okay, Riichi it is.
>>2705070Enjoy your 1* wit 2* front!
>>27050646 mood downs counting classic
DUMBWA SCARLET
>>2704964My top 3 are consistent. Teio got me into the game, not even through the anime. I didn't even plan to stick with the game, I just wanted to check it out and I picked her from a ticket at random. I love her youthful energy. She's boisterous, she's mischievous, sometimes insensitive but not necessarily mean spirited. There's a certain playfulness to her that I yearn for.Taishin was the unexpected pick where her career just shot her to the top. I felt an unbelievable desire to know more about her, and her smile is just perfect. It's a smile that completely embodies purity and joy, and being able to bring that out completely melts me and I'm a person that typically isn't into girls like that. Being able to understand her just made everything click into place perfectly.Tama was the instinct pick. I knew I'd like her just looking at her. She's playful, she's funny, but she can be really cool, and the stuff involving her family and seeing how deeply they cared for each other, it just hit me. I could go on longer but this is just the basics honestly, choosing between the three is hard.
Simulated Daiwa Rocket!
>>2705070I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIING AGHHHH
>>2705079Holy SMARTwa
Cheval what the fuck are you doing swimming with a sweater on.
>>2705070explode
>>2705047there's so many whites that fronts need that I don't think I'll be able to handle yet another in the mix
FUCK YEAH
>>2705089You can skip if you really want, but unless you've got a very good lineage already that has all the front stuff you need that you're just looking to upgrade, there's no reason to not give yourself a chance to get lucky
>>2704799If nobody joins in a few minutes I'll have to leave for the night.
WE NEED BIGGER STABLES
>>2705097Look up Mare Motels
S aptitudes should increase your chance of sparking that particular pink.
>>2704880Oh I could tell you but everyone will try to kill me with their minds. Instead I will tell you about how much I enjoy El Condor pasa instead of talking about my wife. Here is some music to listen too while you bother to read my paragraph. https://litter.catbox.moe/jrb4gtxamcq74m22.webm You see I was always a fan of Simon and Garfunkel growing up. Now im not their number 1 fan mind you. But I do enjoy all of their music whenever it was on. I was fascinated with native Americans and bunch of south American cultures growing up and naturally horses were apart of that discovery of my self. So the song El Condor pasa from S&G's version started a google search. Huh interesting. Now lets fast forward years to when we were getting the flu and were stuck inside our houses waiting for our stimmy's. I had to watch something and there it was. I downloaded season 1. Oh my god it's the horse I looked up in Highschool. Oh my god her voice direction is god awful. I need to know everything.Here we are brothers. Her theme and personality being tied to wrestling did help. But frankly her story based on the horse is something that is one of a kind. Like nice nature always getting third. El condor pasa was always right behind if he wasn't first. Gave the frogs a run for their money. And a bloody nose before the race that decided everything. The mask is a manifestation of who she wants to be. Her strength is capable. Her dedication is on point. Don't think, feel it. The desire to be strong is in all of us. Sometimes a little mask helps us project it.
>>2705061I've been shilling the dirters since mid-MANT
>>2705095Was a good attempt. Thanks for hosting anyways, anon.
>>2704880She was the first uma I pulled from and gotten twice in 50-some rolls, and the first uma I've beaten the URA finale and enjoyed onsen with on the same run. The only other uma i've played at the time was Golshi, and i couldn't survive the dahby (which tbf b/c i didn't know how to play at the time). Her story of overcoming her guilt derived from her loneliness, whether her twin apparation was real like Sunday or not, hit me hard personally. I also like her subtle warming up with the RTTT group and with (you), the latter with subtle romantic overtures. I've gotten her to win both Taurus and Cancer cups, and my pull plan all leads to making the most of her Xmas alt come 2 years or so lol. Sometimes I draw her too, but i've yet to make a piece i feel sums up my love I have for her
>>2705100>Here is some music to listen too while you bother to read my paragraph.Incredibly soulful, it picked up at just the right moment as I was finishing reading.
>>2705100I stopped reading as soon as you said it wasn't about your wife like the post asked for.
>>2705099Don't they?
>>2705101All of them?
>>2705110Nope, equal roll between everything you've got A and above
>>2705109Trust me you don't want to hear it. You will be banging on my door with a knife screaming "explode."And im not ready to die yet.
>>2705111Windy is so cool and popular
I don't think I've ever seen an uma THIS enthusiastic about summer camp
>>2705101i love the interactions between the dirters, they bounce off of each other really wellhttps://youtu.be/3-r5fJx8qWU
>>2704984it's the latter
>>2705114>You will be banging on my door with a knife screaming "explode."Why do you think this will happen though? What is the big deal?
>>2705061I draw and when I draw an upcoming or underrated uma I implicitly want people to give them a chance
>>2705121It's not a big deal. But people on 4chan will want you dead if you mention you have a happy relationship in any capacity.
>>2705061I'm a bad artist so anything I do would be antiganda.
I wish I recorded this run.
>>2705061I have gotten torenas to consider many umas.
>>2705123Oh you mean an actual wife. I wouldn't want you dead but yeah I don't care about your 3DPD wife.
>>2704880I like her hat
You are so silly
I think I'm developing an addiction towards spark looping. What the hell.
I don't get what is the point of borrowing the Bakushin card. What is 1 guts card going to help you with? It doesn't even give you a gold skill.
>Haruten is quickly approaching>Creek still hasn't finished her chain
>>2705134anon...
>>2705107https://litter.catbox.moe/mr90g54g0ep3afip.webmhttps://litter.catbox.moe/g1sjuxvf4mtlhgtt.webmI made a few more. I cant find the one I made for Helios.This artist is awesome and felt like a good pieces to put music over.
>>2705133Pulling the lever of the slot machine is fun until you run out of tp pots
>>2705136Cute Pizza.
>>2705079vas it looks kino as fuck, can it simulate end closers?
>>2705136What? Am I missing something?
>>2705146the gold skill is incredibly valuable, it brings an accessible and reliable speed carry over in a track where almost every skill is gambleshit, it has great hints in a scenario where you don't get many, it has guaranteed groundwork when everyone wants as many opening accels as they can get, it has a massive 20 TE whenever it lands anywhere that isn't guts which is exactly what you wantthe only downside is the gold being an agemasen, it being a guts card barely matters due to how easy it is to 1200x3 on nu-unity
I don't even like lates lol
>>2705156DELETE THIS
>>2705134The gold skill is excellent and guts is good for duels
Just in case anyone else didn't know the transfer requests reset again
Reminder that /v/ma still has three (3) spots open!Rules are the same:>try to do a career a day (McQuits are okay but don't abuse them)>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 days>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)>Wuv Yous and BBQs ARE mandatoryDrop an ID here if you're interested or apply at>570139754Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
Does GL have any skill hint procs built in anywhere in the run? Or is it purely off your deck?
So I should be saving the purple balls for summer right?
>>2705164you can buy skill hints from the shop. it's randomized though but you can select distance/aptitude
>>2705168Stats wise it doesn't matter and you cannot exactly guarantee they will appear when you are low on energy to save youI pop them whenever they're in a decent enough spot
FRIENDSHIP WITH NU UNITY IS FUCKING OVER I HATE THIS SHIT THIS FUCKING SUCKS THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK TO DO IS PARENT FARMING IN URA
>>2704880I want to show her how deep her well of strength really is. Just being able to see her act more confidently day by day, during and outside of racing, would bring me joy.
I really hope GL is as fun to play as NUnity. I'm having a blast just mindlessly popping balls so much so that I wish I had more TP bottles just to do more parents runs let alone reroll sparks
I played MANT for the first time in a while because of the event.I cannot believe how angry I can get at this game. Was I always trying to smash my forehead in with my mouse and trying to break my own kneecaps with my phone playing MANT last time? I mean, running out of retries or having consecutive sleep deprivation events didn't make me feel better either, but wow.I got so fucking upset I repeated "it doesn't matter" from early May to late June. The only time it paused was when I shouted "GOD DAMN IT RICE SHOWER" after my fourth consecutive sleep deprivation event, and proceeded to stomp the floor until I wore myself out.Forgetting to cleat and stick a race hasn't stopped happening, so at least I know that bit hasn't changed yet. I really wish I had just played Mahjong instead.
>>2705174This is the 2nd time I've consistently been blowing through TP bottles, at least on weekends.
>>2705168Bubbles give flat stats neigha pop them immediately for facility levels unless they're on stamina ofc
>>2705161It might be time to advertise on /v/ danchode
>>2705164you buy skill hints based on whatever apt you have atleast A inparents will be more important than ever in GL
>>2705181I've been thinking that myself.
>>2705169>>2705183Interesting thanks. No time better than the present to start the parent farm
Bamboo Memory traveled to a shop to get chocolates for Torena-san and got into a bit of a wild bind along the way. By the time she reached back to the school the chocolates were already melted so she insisted on making her own to properly show her appreciation for everything they've done, only to spill nearly all the chocolate in the kitchen and there was only enough left to make one piece of chocolate (which Torena-san graciously accepted)
>>2705176>MANT/parent farming/ace building/CMs>all cause great damage to the human soul without a single benefitMaybe I should get a new hobby that's actually relaxing.
>>2705191y3ah 4nd th3y typ3 lik3 th1s
>>2705191ASTERbros...
>>2705191Mackween...
>>27051931337 bro
>>2705192I like ace building though. Parent farming is cancer though and I'd rather stab myself in the balls than do it.
>>2705191So which Xitter xeet did you steal this from, anon?
>>2705193If I can't type what I want to say like a normal I'll give it one attempt to rephrase otherwise I just give up
Just pickin my butt...
>>2705191Occasionally, mostly active during CMs and finals
>>2705203Ogurin...
>>2705153>>2705159>there actually is a gold skillAre you seriously telling me that I just somehow never got it even once throughout the past week? How the fuck?
Since club chat is so bad clearly the solution would be to make club discords
>>2705191I like reading my club's chat, they've been pretty active lately
>>2705209you keep training gutslets so you get agemasen'd
>lost the JBC ClassicGodDAMN ITInari is the worst fucking thing to ever happen to dirt races in parent runs. Fuck NPC ends and lates.
>>2705210n0 y0ur3 wr0n6 1 th1nk w3 sh0u1d c0nt1nu3 typ1n6 1ik3 th1s
>>2705212What the fuck does that even mean? Can y'all talk like a normal person for once? Jesus Christ.
>>2705191One of my clubmates usually gets stressed as a CM gets near and will go on a little rant about his recent runs, and it's funny because you can see him get more and more frustrated with the filter with each message
>>2705191Do ryoshufags really?
>>2705217Not him but that's normal lingo for the game. >What the fuck does that even mean? You're training low-guts trainees, so Bakushin doesn't give you her gold.
>Sprint OguriEvil
>>2705191Yeah.Unfortunately the filter strikes at the worst possible times.
>>2705191They do and I use arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/ whenever game refuses to send my message.
>>2705225Thanks to that, I learned to not say omgetti anymore.
>>2705217You think you're waiting for agaripai but you're not in tenpai so you end up noten at ryuukyoku
>[Deleted]What was he shitposting?
>>2705222Oguri is evil.
>>>/v/742997825/v/ma thread, good opportunity for an expedition.
>>2705217>y'allCan YOU talk like a normal person?
>>2705222Oguri should genuinely have an F in SprintingWhat were the fucking devs thinking
The problem with hosting pubs is that not everyone understands what the fuck "CM Open League" actually means.
>>2705220Is that really how it works? I honestly thought it was just pure chance all this time for these type of cards.
>>2705234Can't you just restrict the ranks of eligible umas in the room settings?
>>2705234You know you can restrict the rank that people can sign up with, right?
>>2705236Aside from the pub I fucked up and didn't do that, the issue is that I've got some guy bringing a team of TWO. I can't force them to register 3 umas.
>>2705237Not my issue. I know that I can restrict classes, what I can't restrict is team sizes.
I think I'll do just 1 pull to pity before the free pulls are over for Tachyon/LH banner... that's it, just one quick pity...
>>2705232Horse people say y'all all the time. You're the weirdo.
>>2705239I mean that's not what you said in your original post but yeah there's nothing you can really do about that. Just hope people still join and run it at 8.
>>2705243>that's not what you said in your original postI didn't say the problem was the Open League part either though.
>>2705241I didn't know horse people posted here. Do you have four legs or just two?
>>2705232Y'all'd've oughta've thought twice 'fore y'went'n'opened yer yap, yeppers, 'cause I'd've'dn't've even started gettin' warmed up yet. I'ven't been sittin' 'round fer nothin'—I've'd've been studyin' th' ancient arts o' hollerin', yappin', an' professional tomfool'r'y, yeppers, an' y'all're fixin' t'find out why folks'd'rather argue with a tumbleweed than me. I'dn't've blinked 'fore I'd've'd've already out-rambled, out-yapped, an' out-confused th' whole dang county. Ain't nobody'd've ever un-understood so much nonsense s'fast, yeppers. Y'can'tn't've prepared fer th' sheer ain't-ness o' what'd've's comin', yeppers, not in this lifetime'n'a half. By th' time y'all'd've figured out whut I'd've meant, I'd've already've forgotten it m'self, wandered off, argued with a mailbox, befriended a squirrel, declared th' moon t'be legally a casserole, yeppers, an' then appealed th' casserole's tax assessment. Wouldn't'cha've done th' same? Didn't think so, yeppers. Y'all'dn't've ever've stood a ghost o' a chance'n'a half. I'd've'd've already won th' argument 'fore it'd've even properly begun'd, yeppers, an' then I'd've congratulated m'self fer winnin' an argument nobody'd've remembered startin'. Y'hear'd? Good. Yeppers. Carry on, y'all.
>>2705246Yeppers!
>"Surely this time will be the run where she sparks turf," said the increasingly desperate trainer
>>2705246Holy Yep...
>>27052453
>>2705246I'll remember this post the next time someone types like a hillbilly. Thank you, yeppers.
>>2705228Fuji is suffocating!
>>2705217Lurk more faggot
>>2705248Let maruhag retire in peace...
>Activate Triumphant Pulse>Lose instantlyI'd feel like killing myself too
>>2705262NOSHE'S STAYING IN THE PARENT LOOP FOREVER
She doesn't devour dreams, she devours plats from innocent /v/ma trainers
>>2705268Weirdly, I don't think I've lost a single plat to Oguri. It was mainly just fronters. And that's why I'm frontbroken. They took my plats.
>>2705268>dream devourerOguri Tapir...
>>2705271I'm endbroken because two ends decided to teleport and steal my wife's plat by a nose
>>2705143Of course!
Never stop dreaming
>>2705230>404
>>2705282lmao
>>2705282>oh the feels
Oh right they're literally roommates
>>2705235certain cards do, certain cards don't. It's still RNG, but you have a better chance of getting gold skills if your stats are beyond a certain amount. That's why people often hate it whenever Fine Motion finishes her chain during Junior year, most of the time she'll give Prepared to Pass if the chain resolves early.
>>2705282Guess we already had our "thread for the month."I'm still reeling from the revelation that mods would prefer having horsecock and pizza spammed on the catalog over a thread about the cute anime horsegirl game.
>>2705293They... they what?
>>2705294Oldfag /v/mabros witnessed firsthand how mods targeted uma threads before CP and zoo threads were ever touched. Some zoo threads even stayed up all day.
>>2705280Forgot to post this part. Remember to wuv your rivals
Cygames, please add Golsilius to relink...
>>2705297it's cute that she thinks she's important enough to be Oguri's rival when she wasn't even important enough to be in her anime lmao
>>2705301This but Versus Rising
>>2705296I 'member seeing an IRL woman getting cumflated by a horse, and meanwhile our thread would get deleted while that stayed up. Good times!
>>2705304Hey buddy, Bamboo Memory didn't race against Oguri until 1989 Mile CH, which is after the events of Oguri's first year in Central shown in the first two cours of Cinderella Gray
>>2705304People joke that oguri has 10 girlfriend candidates but Bamboo might genuinely be the one with the most horses in that race...heh
>New recruit keeps requesting sashes Danchou do something...
This also has pump, budding and double circled summer runner. I am currently on a streak of eight runs in which both Kitasan and welfare Marvy don’t finish their chains.
>>2705317YOU VIL TRADE ZE KIKUKA SHO SASHES
>Drawing umas at 2am>Lights went out>Go outside>Whole street has no lightsFucking third worldAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2705317>not being a good sempai and giving away sashes to your newbiesyou have at least 100 of each right?
>>2705317Hey G would you get me a sash?
>>2705275Holy, can you simulate Seiun, Taiki and Taishin(Encroaching) on Tokyo 1600? also how did you figure out lane movement?
Taiki...
>>2705324What do I get in return? Wuv (You)s don't count.
>>2705203But I'm picking my butt, and it will destroy meBut I'm picking my butt, my heart's disappointingI'll wuv you forever, but please, don't say neverI'll keep you remembered so deep in my heart
She gave us a super duper soft hand towel with the kanji for "dreams" embroidered across one of the edges (she did the embroidering with some assistance from Ardan)
>>2705304Bamboo Memory isn't anywhere near my favorite but I do not like this slander. She's a very earnest girl who's worried that she's a fraud deep down. How can she call herself King of the Mile if she hasn't raced Oguri who cleared New Zealand Trophy by 7 lengths?
Bamboo Memory more like Bamboo Jobbery
I know I don't hear Ass Blunder talking shit.
>>2705327>Holy, can you simulate Seiun, Taiki and Taishin(Encroaching) on Tokyo 1600?Yeah sure. Well not Taiki yet. I haven't done is_finalcorner_laterhalf yet. There's a really long list of keywords to get through.Recording this clip, I wasn't sure Encroaching Shadow even worked and had to look it up. I guess it just has an embarrassingly short duration.All the lane movement stuff is detailed in the race mechanics google doc.
Expeditions when?
>You are my dream, Bamboo MemoryDigitan, I understand. I truly do understand what it means to love umamusume from the depths of the heart
>>2705355We tried like an hour ago but janny is working overtime.
>>2705342Bamboo Memory? More like Bamboo Niggery! Seriously, one agemasen card wasn't enough? She had to have two, and both are gacha! And that's not even bad enough. Of course not, the power card with no specialty priority, that can give you a purple skill, that drains your energy with every event, that you have to roll the gacha to max out, can also agemasen you from the single way you can get Rising Dragon if you don't have it in your potential skills, even on JP. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? And I don't even want to talk about the guts card. Full of Vigor, more like Full of Shit. She shows up too early, you don't get the gold. She shows up too late, you don't get a skill at all! I gutsmaxxed for nothing because Akikawa gives away Pumped without the price of a deck slot and my energy! Seriously, I'd rather gutsmaxx for a longslop CM than use an agemasen card again! I'd rather take Special Week and Oguri Cap to a fancy restaurant and pay for their meals than use an agemasen card! No wonder there are so many delinquents at Tracen when this is what you get for associating with this bitch!
>>2705359It's funny because when Creek isn't trying to gaga Tama, they both act like parents on the same wavelength and tard wrangle others easily.
>>2704880I originally installed the game because of Tachyon and the movie, I thought Tachyon was so cool and didn't really pay much attention to Fuji. Then when we started planning our pulls with the original uma banner timeline image I noticed Fuji's banner and started looking more into her, I noticed how she was ticking way too many boxes for me, to the point where she seemed specifically made for my tastes, I love girls with short hair, I love girls in suits, I like magic and doing magic tricks myself, I like big boobies, her personality also seemed to be what I liked etc. It was all too perfect, then when she came out I pulled her in just 20 pulls (my luckiest at the time) then once I read her story I completely fell for her, her personality is great, the way she flirts with you in so many ways melts me, she is also perfect wife material, but I also connected and identified myself in her career because she feels the need to give herself massive expectations and objectives to not disappoint anyone around her and breaks down when she doesn't achieve these, I have struggled (and still do) with that so all this combined just made me fall completely in love, I never expected it. When she won me my first and only plat I felt the best I ever have and I want to do it again, she is gorgeous and I love her
When does the CM actually start? I really need to try and cook up an actual decent Taiki parent if I want to get a better Curren.
>>2705381Are you me lol? I need the exact same thing
>>2705381Registrations on the 12th, starts on the 16that least i think so, i swear sometimes they do 96 hours and sometimes they do 72
>>2705374Based Tachyon normie getting rehabed by magic boobs.
I hope that one day I can get both OG Shichi (because I really like her) and OG Oguri (for parent reasons)
Fuji could have been better, but I think I'm gonna take that as my generic Pace parent moving forward and see about making a generic Dober with that Brian as a Late parent
>>2705401Fucking Photoshop
>>2705404Damn good shit muchacho. Did you start off borrowing a Racing Spirit: Stam parent or make one yourself? If so, how long were did it roughly take? I know it's RNG but as a sanity check
>>2705411People are not going to like the answer, but that was less then like 7 parent runs total though I spark rerolled all of them even if I took the first sparks a couple of times because they were nutty. I did a quick Rudolf to get a Stam parent, with a borrowed full Stam lineage to increase the odds of hitting the spark, used that to luckshit that Brian with another borrowed Stam lineage, and then a couple of good Fuji runs. The Oguri borrow is good, but not great, since I wanted Stam but also needed Long sparks to get Fuji to run the Crown, Tenno Sho Spring, and Arima
Why did I not get any TP bottles when I also used throne?
>>2705414I got two and honestly thought they were just for my two gimped Palmer runs with no gold available.
How bricked am i
>>2705488You have access to the Mejiro bank account so you can't be bricked.
>>2705488>1What happened, what did you do
>>2705488It's over, torena. It's time to put you down.
>>2705506This is an outfit-specific event, right? Can't recall a single uma not practicing gun safety in the event chapters
>>2705488I personally have not been bricked up since getting swimsuit Mackween
>>2705228>Check archive>Check deleted posts>All made by the bake schizo trying to pretend he was someone else >He was also posting /vg/ club screenshots>self-reports he comes from there when he was trying to convince /vg/bros he was a regular from here to get them to make new threads>Gets banned and all his posts are deletedLMAOOOO I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, check for yourselves
>>2705488Too based to believe>>2705515Mcqueens summer outfit, second summer event>>2705356You might notve gotten a lot of (you) s, but i really appreciate your careerposts. Thanks! Bamboo is really cute, hope she'll spook me sometime later
>>2705526Happened the other night, too. I'll have to cap these ones as well.
So against my better judgement I put half a spark on Bamboo Memory, I stop her since I can still double on Tachyon/Light Hello. For this I got >Seiun, Fuku, Suzuka, Taishin, Urara dupes>Bright spookAll in all I feel like I have sufficiently set myself up for good luck in the Tachyon/Light Hello shit fest and I will definitely NOT be coming away with only a 1LB Light Hello…
>>2705533What drives a person to this sort of behavior?
>>2705533Yeah you should archive these too, it was clear he was samefagging damage control when I was calling him out at the start of the thread and I was right, I wasn't a schizo
>>2705356Looks like a pretty pleasant career, though I'm going to have to get her through spooking too much other priorities
How does parent looping work, exactly? Like, i should not expect to get all the necessary whites in one go? Hoe do i decide then that "okay, this is enough, lets continue building lineage instead of redoing this parent"?
>>2705536The /v/mabroken are strange creatures.
Get looped bitch. Time to make a GP with Restraint.
>>2705537Capped for posterity.
>>2705228>>2705533Windy is safe then?
>>2705551wtf it was a Teiobro?
>>2705539Having a white spark in your lineage increases the odds of getting the spark on your trainee, ~10% per instance up to almost a 75% bonus chance if it's on all 6 parents and grandparents. This means that you've got better odds to hit multiple sparks on a single roll. As to how to decide, that's purely subjective once you start getting a critical mass of whites and you're now losing and gaining them in an equal number on which ones you value and don't, but starting from nothing, you just take any improvement and then move to the next person in the loop. Fronts are the easiest example, you'd take a parent who sparks groundwork/PP/DD/IW and move them forward until you get a parent who sparks the same thing at a minimum or better yet, sparks it and an improvement, then cycle forward. The only thing to keep in mind is trying to aim to end your cycles on a good grandparent uma
>>2705552Not yet, Windyfag is still here >>2704472 and probably some second sperg stalking both us and /vg/.
>>2705554Damn, 75%? Jeez, no wonder people like ts. Alright, thanks, i'll start trying to loop then!
>>2705553Now may be your chance to save her PR since we know some Teiobros want the worst for us.
>>2705551Thanks! saved for future endeavors>>2705552Nope, that guy doesn't get banned despite mass reports of "spamming and flooding", "avatar or signature use", "trolling outside of /b/", "automated spambot">>2705553>/vg/fag >Teiobro>serial shitposter and samefaggerit was the most likely outcome, no wonder he is rangebanned from making threads
>>2705557Keep in mind that's 75% of the base 20%, though for a Gold that you've got an actual 70% chance of the corresponding white at 6 instances.
>>2705555KOREABROS ROOK AWAY
>>2705555>>2705560Doesn't that prove the Windy posts are safe then
Will wit sparks ever be useful? Should i glue my 3*wit umas?
How do I get a front uma through a parent run if I can't get them to inherit Angling or Plancha for grandparent reasons? Am I just supposed to put her on pace for the whole career or something?
>>2705574You could probably use them on some situation. Like when you want to focus on power and speed during other scenarios or smth
>>2705564Perhaps it might.
>>27055743* wit sparks will definitely be good to have in your pocket. I wouldn't get rid of those.
Did they buff hot spring rate? I’ve had quite a few since returning to Unity.
GOKIGEN YOFINE MOTION DAYO
>>2705576Neigha just race, make sure you have distance A and send it. Be prepared to burn clocks though. Getting speed up early helps a lot, buy skills you have a lot of hints on early if you feel you're too weak.
I'm only 14k points above retention, I'm not so sure if I'll make it anymore.
Am I a bad husband if I look at tons of off-model art of her?
>>2705594Am I a bad husband if I make off-model art of her?
>>2705603I'd say no since Taiki almost looks like thag but you made her cry for some reason
>>2705608She's just tired from the breastsliding. Look, she's happy.
>>2705614What a lovely gal, she makes me feel warm and happy
>google is fucking with my browser extensions againsomebody needs to nuke these crazy kikes
>>2705583Give me your luckI only get bushels and carrot burgers
>>2705603>>2705614How does that fag AnnaAnon make his Koikatsu look next gen in comparison? Also will you be getting new girls and outfits?
>>2705620Theres an easy solution to this, but you wont want to hear it
>>2705603>>2705614Before and after milking
>>2705620This is why I just bit the bullet a year ago and swapped away from any Chromium browsers entirely.
>>2705625Doesn't he touch them up in Blender or something? My toaster can't really handle Koikatsu so I don't know what the full capabilities are.I also have a bunch of girls, but a lot of these gooks keep the outfits paywalled on their Patreons.
>>2705630which one is the good one?
>>2705634>spoilerDamn cunts
God I can't wait for GL and independent training
>>2705554>>2705557This is just fancy play on maths and words. There's no "bonus chance" for having the same spark multiple times. It's just plain math with the odds of success going up when you include more dice rolls to hit the same spark. So say you have 10% chance to hit a certain white. If you have the same spark on two parents you roll that 10% gamble twice per inspiration. The game doesn't give you any actual bonus chance for multiples.
>>2705640If I ever get the income for a new computer I'm probably just gonna subscribe just to get everything I can get my hands on. Then, I'll put them in my pocket, make my way back here and trip on an conveniently placed banana peel.Would be a shame if all that content spilled out of my pocket for everyone to see. And grab. I'm rather clumsy, you see.
Is Sweepy actually the only way to get restraint?
>>2705643>this is 28 races with a non-parent, an SR deck, and an hour long napLooking good!
>>2705280WTF two clones talking toe ach other!?Who is the original?
>>2705649>WTF two clones talking toe ach other!?>Who is the original?The one that came first.
>>2705646Just so you know Koikatsu is optimised like a sack of shit and even runs poorly on a decent PC.
>>2705187A fucking boar again? Japan is an island, how do they manage to still have a boar problem? Bongs got rid of them a long time ago
>>2705650And that would be?
>>2705651Well even then, I've been trying to learn Blender on this piece of shit, so I might just use that to do things with umas instead.
I would kill to have that pink changed to dirt
>>2705646That would be an awful shame indeed! someone like myself could even take advantage and grab it for himself, that would be terrible!
>>2705654Bitches be raising them as pets.
>>2705662Meanwhile I can't get a turf spark to save my life.
>>2705132Man I can't wait for her tomboy humiliation event, maybe that's when I will roll for her, just as I will roll for Amazon's wedding alt
>>2705132>>2705666Hall Monitor PR is saved?
>>2705662Last time I was trying to farm an Oguri dirt parent I got three that were 3* blue/pink/green but it was always fucking turf. I know you should never turn your nose up at this but it’s still mildly frustrating when you just need the dirt. Especially so for a dirtlet like me who has two whole Uraras as his only natty A dirts.
>>2705666I need that Summer Jordan she looks so good.
How do danchous keep up with the flatliners
This is my Virgo dirt conversion parent. Say something nice about her.
Do the blues and pinks matter when i'm making grandparents or should i just focus on whites?
>>2705675I keep getting photos in the mail from a mysterious uma. She leaves a note that says "it's time."
>>2705625like >>2705634 said, he was known for his Koikatsu animations, but recently he has started to try out blender because it is just a superior software. So far it seems that he only uses blender for already premade stuff, because his original koikatsu OCs cant be easily ported over to blender.>>2705646There is the new Kemono, called Pawchive, maybe check that out? there is also kknow.cc which is a forum where people shared paywaylled koikatsu content
>>2705676Needs nimble, thh and maybe racing stam but dirt sparks are always nice
>>2705676I will only have nice things to say in 3~ months when I grind the last 51 star pieces I need.
>>2705678GGP and GGGP = You only care about getting all the whites you needParent and GP = Get the pink you need, blue is whatever, and get as many needed whites as you can
>>2705668If you mean the uma then sure.If you mean the autistic retard itt then no way he's becoming scatjeet tier.
>>2705223Try using this whenever you write something in chat. The filter is braindead, in this gamehttps://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>2705681What she needs is a game that isn't fucking garbage that forces you into dozens of hours to farm <1% good parent drops if you want to compete with the top dogs.
>>2705680I'm aware of Pawchive, I ran there to grab as much as I could find as soon as I heard. Did not know about kknow, though, so thank you.The issue with these nipnigs is they paywall for the models, but you have to contact them as a patron in order to get the clothing cards, or links to MEGAs, or whatever they decide to send.
>>2705694>The issue with these nipnigs is they paywall for the models, but you have to contact them as a patron in order to get the clothing cards, or links to MEGAs, or whatever they decide to sendThey do that so they can send you a unique link so that they can track it back and blacklist you if it gets shared publicly.
So, I’ve been looking at who you can even use for the upcoming Dirt + Medium Cup, and the results are pretty funny. Unless you already have a dirtter Uma, you’d better start making some good dirt parents, because not even Haru can save you this time. This is probably the most F2P-unfriendly cup we’ve had so far. Any idea who you guys are going to run?
>>2705690Let's be real, 96% of the population will never bother with parent farmingThey'll just borrow a medium parent with blues and go about their day
>>2705698I assume there's nothing they can do if I just download everything and make my own MEGA link.Even if they did blacklist me over it, I still WON.
>>2705687you lost >>2705551
>>2705699It gets worse than that when you consider that late race starts early in third corner. This makes OG Maru, both Condors, Taiki etc. 100% useless. There's honestly fuck all umas even remotely viable here.
>>2705699>Taiki in "1 Dirt" when she has base Medium E
>>2705699I'm gonna try mutating next CM. If i don't get a double spark, then i'll cope with Mayano, El, and Mcqueen..
>>2705701Of course not, they just won’t give you access to new shit without you going and making a new account.
>>2705708God fucking damn it. I’ll fix it next time.
>>2705708You want medium sparks anyways for distance S so if it's not lower than E then it's not relevant.
>>2705699>>2705705Looks like XOguri will carry me and then it's Doto+Hishiama oshi picks to steal some wins. Too bad there's no point in using fantasy Pasa.
>>2705699I got a 9* dirt Seiun off Chrono, it’s practically useless outside of the dirt sparks but considering I have to mutate already I’ll be trying a Palmer. Ricky is out for this one though, right? It’ll just be won be who ever gets her and can actually build her properly I suppose.
>>2705718It's Max greens Rickey>XOguri>other Rickey>>>Everyone else the CM.
>>2705699Falgod saves me again. I can't believe I foolishly skipped her banner and had to be saved by a spook.
>>2705688It proved unreliable, unfortunately. That's why I ended up resorting to just mangling my sentence with leetspeek until it went through.
>>2705712I might not even have to now, I just found a 20+GB folder with a bunch of Uma mods and clothes on kknow.https://gofile.io/d/4WVxxG
>>2705699Here you go, guys, fixed it. in case anyone wants to save it
>>2705721Yeah I’m just going to not care for the most part really, I’ll make a decent enough Oguri if I get Ricky in a tenner I’ll use her but otherwise mutation is cancer so the bare minimum will be put in here.
>>2705699The pain that people feel when mutating for the occasional dirt CM is what Urara trainers experience on a near-perpetual basis.Anyways, it'll be nice to just have to stack medium parents for once, instead of needing turf AND distance sparks.
Burning SPD or Light as a Feather + On the Attack?
>>2705699Let’s see: no dirt Uma, can’t use Haru, and I don’t have any good dirt parents. Yep,yep I’m fucked. Guess I can only use Oguri and El.
>>2705730Does Camping Taiki work on that CM? The only medium track that Base Taiki works on i think is tenno sho autumn
>>2705705time for seiun to save all F2Ps again
>>2705725>gofile goes down minutes after I post this and before I can get the clothesFUCKING N I G G E R SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2705734> The pain that people feel when mutating for the occasional dirt CM is what Urara trainers experience on a near-perpetual basis.I disagree, sure mutating your oshi sucks but you went into the Urara life knowing she can’t turf. On the flip side for a dirt, especially with what we have available, you are really only guaranteed to have Pasa and Urara that are easy enough to at least start trying to run. There are what, three whole A dirt Uma? And two are gacha.
>>2705699I'm going to mutate a Rudy, probably use pasta and don't know who'll be the third, as funny as a dirty Shakur sounds I doubt I can be bothered with two extreme mutations
>>2705699I'll just do XOg and two Turf Dominator bots with SGolshi unique, that's a winning comp right?
>>2705705>>2705699>My choices are The XOg, Digitan for a fourth time, and a sacrificial debuffer that will be crying in 9th place every round because i cant convert her dirt aptitudemisery
>>2705748>it's backFucking cunts almost gave me a heart attack.
>>2705730>Shichi is somewhat reasonableMaybe it’s time I finally run her
>>2705761late accel innit
>>2705725what's that "emilie" file?
>>2705764Looks like a specific creator's mods.
>>2705749>I disagree, sure mutating your oshi sucks but you went into the Urara life knowing she can’t turfYou misunderstand. I don't mean to say that I hate mutating her.I just think it's funny that most people groan internally at the thought of dirt G, but for people who insist on Urara in spite of it all, extreme mutations are so normalized that having to fix just the one G aptitude likely just elects a response of "hey, that's not too bad!"
>>2705725>>2705765I've never used Koikatsu, is everything in these files? Has someone tested them yet?
What do you think Meisho Tabaru's umamusume will be like
>>2705767I get what you are saying, I’m just saying mutation is almost a necessity here unless you are a terminal Uma roller who has hit one Falco, Digitan and Inari. Like yeah it sucks for Urara trainers that she is kneecapped that hard, but you have plenty of options for the rest of your turf.
>>2705772I can test some of them later, though if someone else can run Koikatsu faster and wants these that would be better. It would take me a million years to check all these in the character creator.
>>2704767
>>2705735Anyone?
>>2704880I love Kingu because she is very pretty! I also love her due to her unyielding character, as despite her career being a large humiliation ritual, especially for players starting out, she never gives up and even her good ending doesn't end in triumph, but with her losing and deciding to carry on as she did before, her struggles against expectations she placed on herself, her mother not wanting her to race and humiliated herself, and her peers being objectively better than her is really interesting to me, but what I love about her the most is her extremely caring side that she shows from time to time, from her interactions with her roommate Haru who she treats like a daughter half the time, to her mentorship of Kawakami, to the future adoptees Rhein Kraft, Cesario and Fusaichi Pandora, she keeps showing her gentle side when it comes to juniors and umas she takes under her wing to help out, two of my favorite moments in her career show it off, those being the first new year event which explains how she got a posse despite being an inuniverse jobber, and her Derby victory where she throws away her chance for the spotlight to shield devastated Spe from paparazzi because she was worried she wouldn't be able to handle such publicity, while she got very used to it
>>2705774>Like yeah it sucks for Urara trainers that she is kneecapped that hardRespectfully, anon, the average Urara trainer is a fucking lunatic. It hardly registers outside of MANT's emphasis on diverse career race options, or training for Sagittarius.
Oh my god I might have just discovered a goldmine.
>>2704880I have no wife. I call like 4-5 umas I really like my wives, but deep inside I know I'm a soulless husk
>>2705792Please put some huge milkers on that Gentil she feels so wrong without them
>>2705792I hope my wife is in there, I want to play with her slides
>>2705798Who's your wife?
>>2704767/v/ma won gets daily races. Save your selector.
>>2705795
Is the Maru card good if I don't run Fronts or should I wait for Tachyon?
>>2705803My daily races are instantly going towards Digigoat, my permaregret was not pulling her
>>2705806If you don't run fronts you're really not gonn-, wait a second....
>>2705806It's mediocre for non-fronts. The low priority hurts.
>>2705815how are you ever gonna call that card mediocre for any purpose bruh
How many skillpoints are you guys getting per run when youre not going out of your way to do extra races?
>>2705799Fuji
>>2705826I'm getting 2400
>>2705815all those cards look mediocre compared to the QUEEN Kitasan skipskipskip
>>2705819It's barely an upgrade over Sweep SR at 0/1LB, why the hell would you ever waste rolls on that if you aren't maining fronts?
>>2705831Yeppers, she's here. Has her outfits and casuals, even a variant with her hat.
>>2705735Can someone answer please? I want to do more careers
>>2705815>power bonus means you won't brick your power as much>25 te boosts any training like a motherfucker>can get slipstream and pto from hints>specialty priority is fakeIf you can somehow use Teio Wit, I'd say Tachyon > Maruzensky > Kitasan for this scenario
>>2705849Burning SPD is a cope I'd go for the 2 good whites rather
>>2705815>The low priority hurts.25TE turns anything she's on into an effective rainbow. Well, at least in Nunity where you max your training levels. She'd be worse in MANT and I don't know how training levels work in GL. I heard you mostly click speed and wit but that doesn't mean the training levels for the other stats will be low.
>>2705848Me and my dick thank you lots
>>2705851>>2705854The question was should anon pull for Maru as a non-front player or wait 2 weeks for Tachyon (+Light Hello, mandatory). Are you guys trying to gaslight other people here?
>>2705858Why would you pull when the scenario banner is coming soon anyway? Unless if you have like 3 sparks lying around
3 rooms332394151644771290018474
>>2705861There was nothing to spend on during mant so you should have a lot saved up at this point unless you're a newfriend.
>>2705865>All fullFuck off
>>2705872Oh yeah well I had to spark Kitasan and Sweepy and had to go 150 deep for Palmer and both Cheerleader Kingu and Neicha
Practice room for those who missed the 3 rooms29766221
>>2705872>There was nothing to spend on during mant
>>2705872>There was nothing to spend on during mantMy dick disagrees but ok
>>2705885Oh my lord dude... Stop reminding me, I had to skip her, I am getting her fat Valentine's milkers no doubt
>>2705560>mass reports of "spamming and flooding", "avatar or signature use", "trolling outside of /b/", "automated spambot"How do you know he's getting mass reported? Is there some off-site coordination I haven't heard about?
>>2705885N A N OANO
>>2705883You're gonna carry that weight
i love nano milkies...
>>2705891Realistically we should all be doing it
>>2705872If your uma roster doesnt look something like this, then you are NOT my neigha
>>2705885imagine wasting carats on a trainee who gets mogged by herself a few months after release
>>2705914I got so unbelievably unlucky with my cheeky tenners. The last trainee I got was Nishino
>>2705885I'm so fucking thankful to Shiraoki for giving her to me on her free rolls.
>>2705925Don't care didn't ask.
>>2705885>>2705953It should not be allowed for someone to be this fucking hot oh my days
I do not care for Anus Poojin.
Fujin never got a career dump so I don't care for her
>>2704880She came with my first 10 pull. Her animation was cool and I liked her design and when I looked into her more I fell in love with her personality. I'm frequently referred to as the old man amongst my friends because I am both one of the oldest and I like old shows, music, etc. so seeing her enjoy all of these old things but also thinking she hip and with it is very relatable to me. I also found the background for the real Maruzensky really interesting; the fact that Maru was so strong that other owners just pulled their horses out in fear was cool and it sucks that because Maru was foreign-born that he couldn't compete in most races, so he became a what if. She's definitely my number 1, however the CB propaganda I experienced over half a year ago was shockingly effective, and now CB sits just barely underneath Maru for me. I could write just as much about CB as I could Maru, but Maru's seniority and her relatable-ness edges her out over CB for me.
drawing tits is too fucking hard this might not be for me broes
>>2705856She looks pretty good.
FineMo alt ult animation: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kupsgchvZ_Q
>>2706001FUARK
>>2706002How does making a bowl of ramen in the middle of a race help you go faster?
>>2706004Wanna see a magic trick?
>>2706017I can never stay no to picking a card
>>2705662Yatta!but no groundwork = glue
>>2706036POOF!
>>2706050I saw it coming and I am still amazed, kek, that was literally all I was going to be doing once I installed it so thank you. The trick isn't complete however, you are missing the Prestige, her tits have to come back
>>2706056Abracabooba.
>>2706066Perfect, thanks anon. I will now play Koikatsu
>>2706078You're welcome, anon.
>>2706066She fooled me btw, I can't come up with a way to do this trick, those aren't balloons
>>2706080Ok that's too much
>>2706080
>>2706080KEK
>>2706080>What's wrong toreina-san?
>>2706000Post a pic of what you've got and when I'm out of my wagecage I could redline and help you with it. I'm no pro but I could help you with your issuesMeanwhilehttps://e-hentai.org/g/3151802/c7d272ee89/https://e-hentai.org/g/2092639/ac40d8f8ff/I know they are e-hentai links but trust me, the "how to" tag of that site is a treasure trove of drawing knowledge. Ex has more "forbidden" knowledge but you genuinely can find books about how to draw anything there, from pros to twitter artists.
>>2706111For me its https://e-hentai.org/g/1023826/57c2676923/
>Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a pair of tits. She shows you these objects. Perhaps she asks you to inspect them to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't.>>2706017>The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary.>>2706050>Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something grow isn't enough; you have to bring it back. >That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".>>2706066
Oh my.
>>2706127unsure if sloppa or just a very weirdly drawn hand
>>2706127
>nobody has a clothes mod for WindyFUCK
Comfy threads are surprisingly pretty entertaining
