>Leo CupRace Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg:orig>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2697772
Windy Nanoda!
>>2700329Ugliest M*jiro
>>2700331You mean Ramonu
Any rooms?
>>2700333Those eyes...
*BANG*
Slow day, what did (You) do today? How many careers?
>>2700341All this to lose to triumphant pulse
>>27003432 careers, testing my aces on pubs first before I go with rebuilding my weakest link
>>2700341>Blocks you
>>2700343I'm in the middle of my third.It's Endless Ragnarok day so that's probably it once I finish.
>>2700343I'm on my third career for the day to see if I'd be better off making parents in Aoharu since my deck isn't very suitable for MANT
>>2700343I'm seeing potential improvements switching from Bakushin Guts to Daiwa Power as my borrow, just need to hit a better inspiration.
>>2700337623208416232084162320841Come run, time to lock in.
>>27003432 careers, both fell short of aspirations
>>27003435 careers and currently doodling bullshit
>>2700346>blocked by two pint sized umasembarrassing
>>27003434 careers, ill do another one before bed
>couldn't finish my SOVL aces before the roomsfuck it ill go with what i've got
>>2700346Umamusume racing should be a combat sport. Imagine Taiki just barreling through those two little shits on her way to the finish line.
>>27003431 MANT 2 Unity, 6 spark rolls total all shit picrel is the best i got. I need to learn how to balance cards that give good hints, and cards that are good so i can get SS rank still
>>27003430 careers but I'm gonna work on uma drawings before going to sleep nowSprint aces are mostly done btw
>>2700359Only melinated American umas think like this
>>2700359>Umamusume with wipeoutsI'd play it, but not sure if the Yakuzers would approve
>>2700351The FEAST of kasamatsu begins her rampage!!!!408312064083120640831206If there's a lot of demand ill open multiple rooms! So dont worry about being left out of testing
>>2700362I do this and say this
>>27003430, i dont feel like improving my aces for sprintslop when finals are going to be a diceroll anyways
>>2700343I did 4 runs and they were ass, so I'm gonna take a break and play some 7th Dragon.
>>2700366That's a scary ass oguri rival-kun431839624318396243183962
>>27003435 aborted runs of no sprint ABetter luck tomorrow
How would you guys go about running sweep for sprint? A fools errand?
>>2700376my accels....109615501096155010961550
>>2700377What kind of horrible mutation are you trying to do?
>>2700376>blocked on the final stretch for what seems like 10 full secondsjust got a glimpse into my A finals
>>2700380Mutation is big in this CM.
>>2700379What is a legend to a KING?597409415974094159740941
>>2700383>UG7What kind of lab grown monstrosities are you guys making?
>Bamboo run>fails debut>push on>fails a g2 >enough fans to push on>fails a g2 againnot enough fans to move onThis isn't going to get better in GL will it?
>>2700385You shouldn't be failing debut to be fair
>>2700387No shit
You neighas wont see real Mutation until I engineer my dirt G medium G oshi shitter into a rickey slayer
>>2700343I shan't complain
>>2700380At least two people are trying to make Sprint Cafe, not me this CM though. Everyone I am using has to run the Tenno Sho Spring and doesn't have Sprint A naturally.Part of me wants to run Teio since I have her now, but that would be two umas with Sprint F on my team...
>>2700384Without looking, I'm assuming witflation
>>2700390Bakushin or an unreleased uma?
>>2700383My God, that's 3 neck/nose losses in a row. I'm getting speed diffed hard305105003051050030510500
>>2700390it's not literally impossible but it damn near may as well be
>>2700394Nah it looked like a typical FL highroll
>>2700390______ comes out after that CM, doesn't she?
>Get angry at Bakushin and murder her in Trackblazer for the event points>Suddenly both she and Kita start doing their event chains next careerHm, I still have to do this two more times, but I feel like Bakushin learned her lessonAny uma (you) dislike for me to torment? Maybe avenge an agemasen/unfinished chain
>>2700343Making good progress on NN completionist, finished all the G1s and all but one dirt mile G2. After this it's mostly turf miles and longs. Might move on to Suzuka completionist after this.
>>2700343Moving on to the grandparent farming stage using those two, not looking forward to it
>>2700397THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE170456611704566117045661
>>2700403BAMBOO MEMORY!
>>2700407Looking good, time to get some momentum back210959682109596821095968
>>2700404Suzuka completionist was rather easy, actually. Longs are easy, sprints are easy, dirt mediums and dirt longs are easy, the only real problem might come with dirt sprints, but just get dirt to C and sprint to like B and youre all set>t. one of the suzubros
>500/500/500 for the Oka Sho>inexplicably loses >now lose out on 60 stats and useful hints from secret eventFuck this shit I'm going back to MANT.
I don't understand why publics are so much easier than racing against the autists here
I'll wait until GL releases to start auto parent farming in MANT.
>>2700417Any 4chan room is gonna be a finals A simulator worst case scenario.
>>2700408Don't have her, nor Muteki
i need more racing stam sparks....
>>2700416T. Person about to be traumatized back to Unity
If only the newfags knew about the term "witcheck"
>>2700417Because people here know what the fuck they're doing generally/v/rooms > public rooms (whales) > finals > round 1/2
>>2700420auto sucks at mant so you'd never get the extra white stars from hitting SS, auto in GL looks the most promising
>>2700420If its auto, why not Unity? Id imagine auto will have an easier time hitting SS rank there than in MANT. Or is the auto mode limited to certain scenarios?
>>2700359i wanna go to Umadieval Times and watch umas charge each other and try to knock each other down with sticks while eating a delicious dinner
>>2700432I'm not sure if you can schedule any race in any scenario or if they still need to do their career races?
Based Mayabro
>>2700414Aw man that was some bullshit! My skills.....rematch901975279019752790197527
>>2700429Newfags don't know that we had to manually check gametora for every single career event
>>2700435How's that Urara looking?
>>2700435Oh shit was that you in the public room? I was admiring your Haru, didn't even realize you were from here.
>>2700436Everyone's improved so quickly, I gotta hit the mines asap.357541543575415435754154
>>2700438Missed OYL and Curvature chain, and kinda witlet. Turf A though!>>2700439Yeppers! Realized it was a bro from here when I joined your rooms before
>Get paceblobbed>DieEpic
>>2700415I started with dirt sprints which was really rough at first, but Suzuka's D base sprint will be much more manageable. Seems like Fuku would be comparable in difficulty to Nature, will tackle that afterwards.
>>2700440Time to up the stakes >Room 1934624429346244293462442>Room 2419453504194535041945350>Room 3544308775443087754430877Please join only one (unless they're not filling up)
>>2700444That's been happening to me a lot
It's a shame this is kind of a glue run, because this is nice
>>27004486/9 on room 1
How are you guys making sprint oguris so strong?
I have no idea how good my umas are.For the first time, I am completely clueless about this CM.....
>>2700459Oguri isn't allowed to be bad, ever, its in the terms of service
>>2700459If losing: win.
>>2700448You boys sure can be scary ain't ya?>Room 1747943717479437174794371>Room 2976703269767032697670326>Room 3819814288198142881981428
>>27004592speed 3 wit bakushinSfv,bloom,gw,shrewd step, head on, PoC,IHS,Speed star, It's On, etc.
>>2700462How often are you winning in the sprintslop?
>>2700459She has Speed and Power bonuses and starting at Sprint E means she can be put at Sprint A immediately.It also helps that her career doesn't really need high stam. Her longest race is Arima and just bursting a few times on Power is more than enough. And Pulse is Pulse. Literally can't go wrong.
I forgot to buy restraint on Sweepy. I'm an idiot.
I swear to God the runner favorites are fucking random! Ive been spectating and I've seen lobbies of the exact same umas with different favorite orders
>>2700467Someone in room 1 pls!
>team hymenaeus is all mares
>>2700478Doesn't she autoget it in career mode?
>>2700482ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THESE BITCHES WOULD HAVE A HYMEN
>>2700483Did my first non-MANT career with her and thought so for whatever reason. Turns out you gotta buy it oops.
>>2700471No clue as well. I just started joining rooms
What the hell am I supposed to use these on
>>2700482With their pussywhipped stallions as backup, yes
>>2700489Speed el condor pasa (poor version) or wit seiun
>>2700489Thats the neat part, you don't
>>2700495I used mine on Sweep...
>>2700489I'm thinking of using them on SRs I could use for parent hints just for a little extra oomph. i.e Sweep Tosho Wit.
any buyfag?
You're supposed to use tickets to get umas, if you spent carats on an uma banner you are bricked
>>2700499I would buy one of these in an instant if my wife ever got one(she won't)
>>2700499I want to buyfag but idek where the best merch is sold
>>2700499My wife barely gets merch.....
>>2700489Ayabe guts was one of the biggest nothing burgers in the game
>>2700505It mattered in Gemini and it would have mattered in this CM if not for the Unity update
>>2700505I disagree. Playing her and CB made me enjoy making End Closers.
ok what kind of parents should i use on golshi for URA/Unity?
>>2700467I'm getting closer to that 3-0. You WILL not stop me.>room 1725082357250823572508235>room 2316218063162180631621806>Room 3246313752463137524631375
>>2700485Yeah, because I broke them all
>>2700489You use them if an SR uma has good skills and you want to add her to your parent farm deck
>>2700509For what CM? Whats your goal? ace, regular run, what
>>2700499official Cygames merch is kinda lacklusterI focus on badges and keychains but pasting official ingame art onto them just doesn't do it for me
>>2700510My umas are perpetually in 1st and 4th & 5th on the final corner every time
>>2700503cystore?
Jesus christ I am so outclassed I gotta go back to the drawing board. Some fucking roided out umas here
>that stupid ass animation for Bamboo Janny's ultKill bad habits. Comb your bed head. Roundhouse kick your alarm clock's snooze button. Slam dunk litter into the trash can, or into the recycling bin if it can be recycled. Sprinkle fresh herbs into your meals. Stir fry vegetables in a wok. Judo throw stray branches into a woodchipper. Twist rusty screw heads off and replace them with new ones. Report delinquents to the student council. Do not stomp anything on the curb so it remains undamaged. Trap delinquents in detention. Eat a healthy and well balanced diet. Dissect frogs for your science class. Stomp the ground with steel cleats during pep rallies to show school spirit. Mandatory extra classes for underperformers.
>>2700520Discipline for the Win!
>I have to farm Groundwork Bakushin umas now apparently Fucking hell I hate that card
>>2700499for me, it's the Thoroughbred Collection
>>2700482>team hypergamous maresgrim
>>2700525Honestly I kinda like her now, its a solid funny card.
What's gonna be considered a good winrate for this sprint CM?
These races make no senseUmas with inferior stats winningNo sprint A winningIt is pure casino
>>2700529At most probably 75%
>>2700510Not good enough, I need more power.>Room 1480517974805179748051797>Room 2839304978393049783930497>Room 3450550554505505545055055Ill do just a few more, I'm unsatisfied and want to hit the mines.
>>2700531Honestly I find it pretty consistent, like sure positioning is pretty RNG but as far as good umas performing and placing i think it's very consistent.
>>2700515guess regular run not specifically for a cm
>>270052960%: 3rd rate75%: 2nd rate90%: 1st rate105%: GOAT
>>2700531short length, extremely tight meta, stat inflation and paceblob tomfoolery does that, terrible CM, im doing the bare minimum
>>2700529+70% maybe? Depends on what umas you are running. Even though it is sprintcasino there are still meta umas that can increase your consistency by a lot
>>2700538Imagine not getting at least 1000%, couldn't be me.
>>2700526I really like them but>$50 a pop plus shipping>are on the shitlist of the new cpsc nonsense so it's a gamble if your import package is even allowed in the country I should have bought some a month+ ago...
>>2700539>terrible CMITS THE MOST FUN CM YOU MEAN!
just noticed Nakayama Festa wears her beanie hat while swimming lol
>>2700534One more person in room 1 pls! God that number always struggles to get filled up
>>2700547What the fuck is her problem
Cannot get a good OYL activation to save my fucking life tonight
>>2700550Bald
>>2700551Even with how much more consistent it is it's still ultimately a gamble skill
>>2700546Maybe if it was actually a gamble between every style but oguritaikiflower is as bad as xoger + doms, maybe even worse
>>2700534>4thLowest placement so far, scary motherfuckers.>Room 1241904092419040924190409>Room 2947278679472786794727867>Room 3710706907107069071070690I'll do this one and one more for the night.
>>2700558It's gonna be absurdly common, oguri and taiki are free units
>>2700560I don't have Taiki
>>2700553Explain this.
>>2700563She is so fucking hot I want to die
>>2700563new wig she won in a gamble
>>2700563Society forced her to stop wearing her beanie
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOUDO A MANT RUN
>>2700571I am NEVER touching that evil ass mode bitch
>>2700571I have seen the light, Chrono-san, I am not entering the tunnel again!
>>2700571Alright, 5 crashed MANT McQueens coming up
>>2700571Noppers! Thanks for asking tho
>>2700571I don't have a JP account
>>2700571>start mant run>immediately quit>request fulfilled>less TP for fan runsLOCK ME UP
>>2700571NOPE NOPE!
>>2700559NEED SOME MORE PEOPLEJOIN FOR A FREE HOT SEX TICKET DURING YOUR NEXT RUN
>>2700561Your daily legend races?
>>2700571Fuck you I'm busy looping sparks
>>2700583My brother in umachrist you fucking annihilated me
>>2700560The saving grace of this CM will be the retards running UGs with 4-5 wit cards, hopefully they get pushed to round 2
>>2700584100 more pieces to go...
>>2700571MANT runs and Unity Parent runs aren't that different, I get 700k fans on average which isn't that bad since I finish all my careers now instead of rage quitting after a bad 1st inspiration
>>2700571I got Agemasen'd by Baku in senior year and have now lost the will to replay it.
>>2700590Oguri would not say this she's not smart enough to nootice
thank god she got one, FINALLY
>>2700587Just beat him, bro. It's not that hard.
>>2700595I'm a shitter to be fair.
>>2700597Shitter Is a mindset not a state of being
>>2700600I feel like an uma would say this but idk who
I'm seeing double. Four Yaeno Mutekis!
>>2700559The elusive 3-0 evades me againLAST ONE, last call for rooms!>Room 1361565213615652136156521>Room 2643697736436977364369773>Room 3357451903574519035745190Please join! Especially if you haven't joined before
>>2700604You know never got the "they look alike" meme. Their colors are very different, their face shapes are pretty different too
Hair down Finemo a CUTE!
>>2700607Finally, pure distilled sex.
>>2700601
From my Sprint CM testing, just having an Oonige in the room makes Lates and Ends perform a lot worse. The runaway pushes the Paces so far ahead that the Lates just can't keep up, Paces have GW and Descent so they can accelerate far ahead with the Oonige, while Lates need perfect activations just to barely make it. That's fucked up.
>>2700612Thankfully runaways will be nonexistent because they perform way way worse than regular fronts
>>2700607I like the fish cake accessories
Best thing about sprintKINO is getting to see taikis huge titties bounce around
>>2700613It's a decent strategy, it fucks over Paces that don't have groundwork, it fucks over all Lates and Ends, and it can setup NSM for your own Paces if you build her like that. Just by existing you are making umas without an early acceleration skill automatically lose. If you bring Taiki+Nishino+Oonige, you will most likely win 8/10 times if not more.
>>2700605>Always one short of a clean sheetFuckin hell, gotta hit the training grounds. Thanks for coming bros. Hope you all enjoyed wuv you
>>2700621Thanks for the races
What was the point of this character?
How do we stop Taiki before she snatch another q/v/een title /v/ma?
>>2700627By running the superior in her prime uma musume
>>2700626
>>2700627BAN ALL FIRE ARMSDEPORT ALL UMARICANSCHANGE ALL BURGERS TO VEGETARIAN PATTIESSTOP HER NOW
>>2700626How petty do you have to be to go to a public with nothing but debuffers that can't win
>>2700636It clearly says right there that they won an adjusted 18% of the time though.
>>2700531they were too strong to win
>>2700639And your trainer clearly doesn't love you dirty skank
I know what I learned from rooms today i am fucked
>>2700639They actually did win 1/20 rooms, hakuraku adjusts towards 33% win rate for low sample size to assume a setup is average-ish until it proves how it performs one way or the other
>>2700646Ye, it says right there in the raw percentage. I wonder what kind of unholy rng led to that win.
>>2700607Is she any good?
How much guts do I need for a good build?
>>2700538>60%: third rateIm not sure how to feel about this one, but in every CM since taurus one my biggest winrate was a total of 35%
>>2700652How so? Was round 2 super brutal for you
How the fuck are you guys getting SFV on camping taiki? How much affinity does my lineage need
>>2700654just get lucky
>>2700654It's always RNG
>>2700654Have double taiki grandparents with as high of a green spark as possible, they won't get any base affinity so that's all you can do
>>2700652Whats your lowest thats what I wanna know
>>2700653Well, idunno, isnt that always the case? For me atleast. Hell, my only plat was from a runaway Suzuka winning the finals as her 19th win. With only her being able to win, my only plat came from a 31.1% winrate. I dont even remember where that 35% one came from, but it most likely was either 3rd place in a or 1st in B. Most other CMs i average out on about 20% or something
>>2700661I didnt qualify for taurus one, wasnt able to get 2 wins in round 2 group A, so im guessing my lowest is a DNF. Otherwise id wager anywhere in 10-15% range
Well /v/?
I feel like I'm going to absolutely demolish round 1 then struggle to get into group A round 2.
JPbros, why didn't you guys scout her?
>>2700668I would never think of looking at T*io
>>2700668I'd sudoku instantly.
>>2700671for me it's always the other way around. Umas too strong for round 1 and job to dumb shit, but then lock in for round 2
>>2700676it feels easy to beat weak paces with lates that's why round 1 will be a breeze but once you start getting to round 2 where people actually built strong horses it's going to be tough
>>2700627she can't win if nobody hosts the stakes
>>2700681We shouldn't host the stakes anymore anyway, that was always a /vg/ falseflag thing
>>2700677Pace down mechanic fucked me and my lates would either get screwed by that or move way too far up and overshoot pump/dober etc. For a more difficult room, they tend to hold their position better. Mine are designed to keep up with beasts, not pass jobbers. Hopefully it goes better now that pace down is nerfed. I'm worried my pace will get into first when I want it to be in 3rd/4th. If your gruondwork pace is leagues better than the jobbers in round 1, you might overshoot that too. Maybe i'm worrying too much though
>>2700683Ngl, but i think the whole "posting on /v/" thing was a falseflag
>>2700672I did actually, I love pearly. She is really underrated
Am i retarded if im thinking late oguri is actually sleeper better?
>>2700672Why is this hag dressed and sitting like this?
>>2700692Late oguri does have a higher ceiling imo.
>>2700693That's an early high school girl bro
>>2700692Nah, I like pace oguri way better
>>2700697This is also a 16 year old girl
>>2700692I mean according to Hakuraku she's outperforming pace Oguri despite similar usage numbers. OYL buffs + triumphant pulse just works good as a late closing in
>>2700651600
>>2700700Only now am i starting to realize almost every single uma is a wealthy nepo baby of some sort and that pretty much the only working class/poor umas in the game are fujin, tama, inari and MAYBE oguri. Everyone else is very comfortable at a minimum.
>>2700702Is she viable without guts bakushin? Id have to borrow natie
>>2700708just like F1 racers
>>2700708I did not mean to quote but it still applies, all the mejiros are rich as fuck and im pretty sure they're not even the richest
Cool outfit
>>2700708Eh, not all of them. I mean special week lived on a farm in hokkaido
>>2700709Bakushin is for groundwork and In High Spirits, which requires you to be in the first half of the pack so more of a pace thing. Yes you'd want to borrow Natie for OYL.
>>2700715All that sugar caught up to the supposedly faster than light umamusume...
>>2700712I still can't forget how they completely forgot to showcase her during the live
>>2700713Special week's mother OWNS the farm so she's very much a land owner with expensive equipment and land. She's bourgeoisie
>>2700708I mean, yeah... The largest group in Japan is lower-middle at 42%. Working class is only 26% of the population.
>>2700720>She's bourgeoisieAnyone who owns a business is definitionally bourgeoisie. ANYONE. Even the food truck owner who lives out of his own food truck because he doesn't own a house.Just because a farmer owns land doesn't make them rich. Actually, most of them wouldn't survive one bad harvest these days.
>>2700692I don't think she's actually better, but I do think that not having to try to win the SfV and Blossom pace lottery makes the Late more reliable at the cost of being weaker.
>>2700721There are no lower middle umas in the game though, every single one of them with a few exceptions are upper middle or rich. Tracen is pay to play and the average uma will never be able to make it out of the hood.
>>2700726No way this can be true, not in the historically cheap and grassroots sport of horse racing.
>>2700710This comic implies that Dia is even more rich than McQueen
>>2700712>running a race with a wet ramen colanderfunny shit
>>2700726doesn't opera o secretly have an extremely average family?
the thought of eating octopus is so fucking disgusting to me plus they're really intelligent anywaywhat the fuck is wrong with Japs?
>>2700735Octopus and squid are great
>>2700726>There are no lower middle umas in the game though>Winning Ticket is upper-middle class >Machikanetannhauser is rich >Nice Nature is ultra-wealthy>Admire Vega can afford the newest watches from Switzerland>Sakura Bakushin O can afford whiskey from the 15th centuryUh... huh.
>>2700735Don't make the mistake of thinking that your intelligence alone is what saves you from being eaten by other people.
>>2700723With how much free weekly produce her mom sends the fat fuck i highly doubt she's struggling for money, her mother is an owner of capital who employ wage labor and lives primarily from ownership this is still a class traitor.
>>2700735I mean, you don't have to eat it raw.
>>2700738Just to play devils advocate. Nice nature's family owns a pub and Mambo's family owns a restaurant so I doubt they're hurting for money
>>2700740>her mother can afford hiring othersYou don't think it's a family business? Special Week probably worked the fields herself at one point.Also, again, just because a farmer can employ employees doesn't mean they'll survive a bad summer. You severely underestimate just how tight the rope is for farmers. Additionally, you are underestimating how much technology has advanced. One farmer can handle up to 5 acres of farmland with post-atomic era technology, and that's assuming they're not using anything more advanced than shit from the 1960s.
>>2700734Always thought opera was a massive richfag but the horse itself was from a shitty poor stable, idk if that translates to the uma version.
>>2700745>pub>restaurantAh, so family restaurants and pubs cannot be owned by the lower-middle class, despite mostly... being owned by the lower-middle class in the United States and Japan. In fact, in the case of pubs, the working class(specially going off of the financial "very low income" types that don't have much money) own most of them in Japan as it turns out. Novel idea ain't it?
>>2700735I've only ever had takoyaki and octopus sushi. The takoyaki was pretty good, but the sushi was so chewy I couldn't even eat it
>>2700745Do you think anyone who owns any sort of business is automatically comfortable?
>>2700730Santano is very rich JP family who has, amongst other things, an ex-Sega CEO
Bakushin, how nice of you to finally start your event chain at the end of senior year. And Kitasan, look who came out of their gutscave! So proud of you girls...
>>2700735Octopus is delicious. You need to try some calamari my man. With a pinch of salt, oooh god...
>>2700730The Satonos own Sega.
newfag here, how do you guys get so many skill hints for the parents? is that something you can control or not?
>>2700738>Sakura Bakushin O can afford whiskey from the 15th centuryShe would not fucking drink whiskey
>>2700761Well, Admire Vega wouldn't buy a fancy watch from the Swiss either. That's kind of my point. They don't have the money to even begin DREAMING of trying that.
>>2700760parent farming is an arduous endeavor
>>2700726hishimi's from a regular family
>>2700760you buy as many hints as possible, and then you pray that they turn into sparks on inspiration. It's very random, but at least now we can reroll sparks at the end of a run
>>2700747Her dad has a normal job, her mom works part time, they live in a normal house, and she has one younger sister. They're extremely normal.
>>2700730Makween with a tiny Teio headplush is so fucking cute.
>>2700746>You don't think it's a family business? Special Week probably worked the fields herself at one point.it definitely is, remember they live in Hokkaido
>>2700765>and then you pray that they turn into sparks on inspiration.>on inspirationuhh I mean at the end of the run, not inspiration. Sorry I'm tired
>>2700760As in getting white sparks? It's fundamentally gambling, but like all things in this game, you can weight the odds in your favor with some dedicated autism and time investment. The tl;dr is that having white sparks on your parents and grandparents increases the odds of getting the same white sparks, so you can loop through progressively more degenerate highrolls that increase the odds of getting another highroll
Who the fuck made this? Was it that bitch Falco again?
>>2700730>>2700754>>2700757I can't believe I have a shot at becoming gigafilthy rich because Dia is obsessed with me and wants to marry me at all costs
>>2700760The quality of the spark is based on rating and the amount of whites you get is random with the whites you get being more likely depending on the lineage of your uma.
>>2700672
How rich is my girl el condor pasa given that she's a third worlder
>>2700768That was a rhetorical question. Though, thanks for pointing that out: Rural Hokkaido is cheap as FUCK. You can buy a lot of that land with 1 yen coins you found in a safe somewhere.
>>2700776She's american so she's not a third worlder and she's the daughter of a famous world class wrestler so....probably pretty well off. International students are probably all well off.
>>2700773so you must get as many sparks as possible for grandparents as well?
>>2700776Well, I don't know. Does Tracen even support scholarships? How the fuck did Inari One or someone like Tamamo Cross even afford Tracen? If it doesn't, she's probably middle to upper-middle overall, but upper class in Latin America.
>>2700779>american>not a third worlderTaiki.....
>>2700781Oguri gets into Tracen with a scholarship in CinGrey, pretty sure. Part of the reason she decides to go is because the school cafeteria is covered in the tuition and as such she's gonna save a lot of money for her mother
>>2700781In Cingrey Belno got into Tracen with an academic scholarship to study sports science rather than racing.
Looking good for this parent run!
>>2700571Not yet
>>2700781she's not even spanish, anon
>>2700780Yeppers! You want two grandparents with lots of sparks, when parent farming its recommended to use a borrow for a grandparent.
>>2700780Yeah, if you buy whites on a trainee that the parents and grandparents have you're more likely to get the white sparks for that skill at the end of the run. That's the basis of how you make good parents.
>>2700790Well duh, if she was spanish she'd be a yuro
>>2700790It's complicated, we don't actually get a real answer for where she comes from. I think she calls herself a latina at one point too, furthering the problems.I'm just going off of the idea that she's from Peru though. I like Peru.
Maybe the scholarship money is just taking the revenue generated by sports and music?
>>2700794She IS canonically a latina but also born in the USA, you can probably headcanon it as Peruvians in Mexico that lived in the USA? Idk.
okay, why is there a boy in my gal game?
Spechud ..
>>2700799Special WEAK....
>>2700799Why is opera front running
>>2700799MY $SPE...
>>2700801Lucky pace
>>2700801Promoted pace
>>2700799That's what you get for running in heels.
why doesn't the mod do the needful? Did mass reports only work against us?
>>2700798She's so fucking hot it's unreal I've always had the hots for bifauxnen characters
>>2700806?????
>>2700799Urara just BEEFED it
>>2700806Well you'd be pretty foolish to assume they'll do more than the bare minimum. Right now there's no trouble so.
>>2700809Well, it turns out that concrete is not very similar to dirt. Guess we found the new aptitude she has a G in...
>>2700799she could be the biggest butterface ever but I'm mesmerized by that Haru's jiggly ass and thighs
>>2700799Urara... you have to get up...
>200 speed>Classic Year, Early May
>>2700814Well after eating shit like that she's guaranteed to be one
>>2700816How does this happen in the "train speed and wit" scenario
>>2700816slow and steady...
>>2700814Just like the real urara eh?
>>2700818Slow metabolism in junior year, infirmary fail, tried to train it away, now neither of my speed cards want to show up anywhere close to speed and neither do blue balls. I should have glued the run but it's the last borrow of the day and I wuv my danchou so..I've never had speed this low before in my life. This run makes me want to kill myself
>>2700799That haru
>start new run>few turns in>"why aren't the bubbles showing up">click goal details>trackblazerI don't know how they can do it but they should make it so that your menu selection sync across devices
Falseflags that attempt to get you all to hate Windy will NOT stop me from wishing you a happy Shinko Wednesday anyway.
>>2700805That Spe was running in sneakers thoughever
>>2700808>>2700810It was about what's been happening lately at start and end of threads, no trouble right now ofc
>Fine Motion can restrict your training like Golshi
>>2700828She's cute when she pouts, though.
>>2700799
>>2700829You know what's not cute though? Throwing me into fucking stamina training!
>>2700824Cute kaiju
>>2700830You think she's supposed to be pregnant in that pic?
>>2700834Yeah, by me
Haven't seen Urara in the same light since the thighjob OC
>>2700835SpecialBean...
So is Bakushin's card more likely to agemasen? I haven't gotten this shit once
>>2700839We went over this last night it's based on your guts at the time her chain finishes. 400 gets you to a 60% chance to not agemasen.
>>2700823>onboard a new trainer for the Twinkle Star Climax>ask if they want an explanation of the basics>"No, thank you.">few months later, right after their trainee's debut race>get a frantic call from them saying they want to cancel their three-year contract
>>2700840I wasn't around for the thread but that makes sense and that's also fucked.
>>2700839Technically more likely since you're training guts less often
Aw shit! Did I miss the rooms
This is the worst run of my life
>>2700846The worst run of your life SO FAR!
>>2700843600, which is what most people will get with a traditional deck, gives you a 65% chance btw. You're gambling for a 60% chance no matter what you do
>>2700846NEXT ONE WILL BE WORSE
>>2700849why are fukutards like this?
This run was for fun and not for TTs. I had no goals other than to see if I could get a higher roll than before, and despite it being less bumpyOkay, the Brian card actually proved to be a bit of a problem this run. I struggled with energy management despite my adherence to "wit unless spirit burst/3+ unity" and with two sleep deprived events in a row, Brian's card actually took all of my energy TWICE. I'm not even upset, that was just funny.I couldn't get my stamina up in time. My target was 720. I started right after summer but I failed every single time that failure chance read more than 0%, and that was 3 separate times. I mean, it didn't stop my flawless race record, but I still wanted more stamina.I distanced the URA semi-finals! Wasn't expecting that. As per usual though, the URA finals were very close. Too close for comfort.
>>2700841nah I'm not wasting 60 TP dropping the run and I like playing mant
>>2700840>not agemasenshould we just say ageru at this point
>>2700851>didn't finish my sentenceOops.Despite it being less bumpy(and my rank being significantly higher) it still feels like Brian isn't making much of a difference here.
>>2700853I don't speak chinese, man
Aohary filtered me so hard I haven't completed a run in 3 days and danchou is gonna kick me
>>2700852Excellent choice!
>>2700855Ageru is "to give."Ru -> masen generally means "to not X", so it'd become "to not give."
>>2700856have you considered completing your runs?
What's the Messi/Ronaldo Lebron/Jordan debate in uma?
>>2700851Looking good!
>>2700856Bro, a unity run takes 20 minutes.
>>2700856How exactly is it filtering you? Are you running 3 wit cards cuz you should.
>>2700850Shiraoki-sama wills it
>Kitasan's event didn't finish eitherI understand this happening maybe once a day, but it shouldn't be happening for THREE OUT OF MY FIVE FUCKING BORROWS
>>2700867I KNEEL
>>2700860I'm not completing a run that looks hopeless>>2700864It's not fun>>2700866Yes
>>2700867SIXSEVEN
>>2700735The only problem I have with them is that they're too chewy.
How do danchous keep up with flatliners? Do they log in to their shift at Chrono and check everyone? Do they count the menu fan counts? Do they verify the, often wrong, Chrono numbers?
>>2700851Don't buy Shatterproof, it's an actively terrible skill that does nothing and is unlikely to even proc for points. Otherwise lookin very good, though
I saw some folks saying that MANT is still viable when it comes to making aces but I've never seen a MANT ace for the sprintslop
>>2700875>This run was for fun>and not for TTsGood to know but it was bought at the very end of the run anyways.
>>2700856>I haven't completed a run in 3 days and danchou is gonna kick meGood.
>>2700872WEI
>>2700876You have to be some combination of whale, have a giga parent, or just really good at MANT to make decent Leo aces in it. Like top 0.1% of MANT players good.
>>2700878Yea, just letting you know for the future>>2700876It's viable in two cases, you either gutsmaxx and chase a highroll on that, or your chosen uma's career requires first place at the Spring Tenno Sho and getting 500 stam + a recovery at that point just destroys your run.
>>2700871Would you mind posting one of your completed unity runs? Just to see whats going on?
>>2700861Duramente Kitasan Black
Burgerbros, we lost...
>>2700885I already did many times, sucking so hard is just tiring
>>2700887you never heard of saving the best for last?
>>2700887It's called saving the best for last
>>2700856>>2700871The only excuse you could have for gluing every single run over the course of multiple days is if you were training Urara or something, and continuing the careers was legitimately pointless.And even then, I'd still talk it over with my danchou first.
THE FACE
>>2700869>get s in sprint>get fast learner >kita and bau fail to finish their chainsEpic
>>2700886Duramente was better than kitasan but the lack of longevity means no goat debate
PURE FUCKING SKILL
>>2700894Where's the Dragalia Lost MC?
I've started gluing runs if I get 3 turns in a row of single friendship single white arrow
>>2700888If it's a lack or cards, 2 more weeks until the unbrickening bro. Never give up!
>>2700894
>>2700799Why didn't Crazy Kamala help urara out?
>>2700885Dozo
>>2700894Teio and Ramonu
>>2700902I'm literally using the same MLB deck as everyone else
>>2700901Everytime I'm about to glue, I think about how much I hate my danchou so I don't feel as bad when I do glue
do i wait to pop purple bubbles until theyre on a stat i care about or just take the free zero-risk training when im out of energy?
>>2700906No reason your wit should be that low with a with growth uma running three wit cards. You're either resting too much or not building up enough balls. It's okay to pop them in wit you know. Rest less, train wit more, build more balls. I know some runs your wit cards dont want to cooperate but still it should be higher than that
Digitan... Does she know?
>>2700912>pop-upYOUR FLEET IS MINE
>>2700910I just take them, ramping up my team is worth it unless I'm offered a really good alternative
>>2700912how ADD brained do you have to be to play two games at one time
>>2700910I never pop in stamina or guts for this CM
How would this translate to umamusume?
>>2700918Probably playboy style pictures where she's god awful at posing.
>>2700918delete this
>>2700912>digital is a shipfagI just thought she was a huge pervert. What the fuck I hate Digital now.
>>2700919She and Oguri could share a centerfold
holy yuribroken
>Heavy rain Tokyo DaishotenKino>>2700915I'm WATCHING someone play Kancolle
>>2700921You didn't figure that shit out from the fact that she tried to ship Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka after hearing the two argue in her first story chapter?
>>2700918Sex tape leaks
>>2700927I don't play the game, just liked the memes I saw on umatter
>>2700930>the OTHER Agnes secondary
which JP uma are you saving for?
>>2700930>I don't play the game
>>2700918The first time this was posted it was hilarius
>Agnes
>>2700930Fuck off then, we don't want secondaries, we play the game here
>>2700930/vg/ would be more your speed
God damn it
>>2700938>>2700939I was going to play but now I'm having second thoughts if the playerbase is this rude. Just yikers
>another shitposter baitingLe sigh...
>>2700940DO YOUR TIME TRIALS NEIGHA
>>2700938We do? Last time I checked we were encouraging flatliners and having "fun" with last day Bakushin runs
>>2700944I do, once a day, like a normal person
>>2700945That's literally playing the game lmfao
>>2700943It's okay, I wasn't planning on dragging it out. Just a joke that fell flat folks, move along
>>2700930/v/ma has fallen
>>2700943You lads are forgetting that we're in /vm/. We can actually get new players here but everyone's so obsessed and on the edge about /vg/
>>2700951The latest bait schizo and windy shit stirrer is not making things easy, there are clearly bad actors trying to actively fuck with us
>>2700930>UmatterUmamusume? in MY threads?
You'd almost think they weren't talking about training.
>>2700953I'm sorry, neither of those people. I made a throwaway shitpost, wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It's gonna be alright so lighten upSo uhh anyways hows your sex lives?
>>2700894Does this mean Teio is the background character of the franchise?
>>2700894Who's this uma? Her design is pure sex
>>2700955>El is boring to Festa
>>2700956fumbled two (2) bitches who asked for snap first (guaranteed sexo) about 3 years ago then got fat kekUma musume
Another 5 borrows with ZERO dirt sparks and several style sparks
>>2700967You can now attract Taiki at least
>>2700894>OG Shadowverse EoS'd and forgotten like DragaliaWorlds Beyond is not a good replacement.
>>2700956>So uhh anyways hows your sex lives?im p2w
>>2700970>/vg/ tells me to go to /vm/>/vm/ tells me to go to /vg/
>hit the 12.8% chance of no Leap Forward hint during either inspirationWell, into the trash it goes.
>>2700948>oh yeah bwo I totes work out brah I go to the gym once a month
The Windy defamation effort is spearheaded by zumas that couldn't get WEInsday to catch on.
>>2700970Only partly true. If you're someone that can ignore the bad parts of the thread, then, /uma/ is unironically good. If you're the type to be unable to ignore them, it's better here.
>more tribalismSigh...
>>2700981I do agree with that at the least
>>2700967Classic der/v/ tragic background story
>>2700980From what I've seen /uma/ isn't even that bad. And I've seen A LOT of shitty generals.
>>2700981What does that make us then seeing how we're unable to do that even with the occasional borderline lewd posts here.
>>2700984The fat fucks are in /v/ma though
>>2700986NTA but /uma/ is very tame compared to most of /vg/ generals. They're sane in comparison.
>>2700980 You can assume any post bringing up /vg/ in positive light and painting us in a negative is up to no good, that's an easy report
Every fucking day at the same hours
>>2700974Wait we have leap forward already? Where do you get it?
>SEAmonkeys are pretending they're being persecuted for not being able to spam smut here again
>>2700988>He doesn't know about the average BMI of Nishino trainers
And everyone was so against me when I told /vg/ to fuck off with their Grass host. Now look at how they think they belong here.
>>2700998You're part of the problem retard
>>2700993I don't know that skill but it sounds like it kills billions of Chinese people in a famine whenever triggered
>>2700993MANT hint
>>2700999Part of the problem? That's the same samefagging nigger trying to stir up shit and you just gave him a (You) lol.Just filter /vg/ at this point. Nobody who brings it up ever has anything good to say
>>2700999Not fooling anyone with your usual reply
>>2700998Yes, fun races are ok, you are part of the problem
Why are these totally legit /vg/ bwos so obsessed with trying to get us to go there? Is it jealousy?
>>2700918An extremely awkward and unflattering lewd that was meant for her trainer somehow getting leaked
>>2701000Durandal has "great leap forward" in her kit
>>2701003I fell for it too, I have to stop my Cortisol from making me give replies to these "people"
>>2701006The types who do this are usually hated on /vg/, so they come to a different place to be hated. They just like the attention and being faggots generally, so you should always try to ignore them
>>2700993You get it from MANT and then loop it into your parents or borrow someone else's (there aren't any good borrows, except for making your own parents).
>>2701009Durandal is communist?
Someone host rooms already i really, really don't give a shit about this mindless tribalism
All it takes is one or two fucking positive posts about the other board and all of you are triggered into "not shitposting" or metaposting. Literally you fucks are also part of the problem even if you act high and mighty even though those fucks at the other board deserved all the hate.If you try praising us on the other board they'll probably either just agree with you or tell you to fuck off. It's only you fucks that kept metaposting the instant they're praised or brought up.
>jp /uma/ good>global /uma/ bad
i post on both and treat them both identically and just view them as two different strings of conversation from the same milieu been doing that since last july umamusume
>>2701021>tribalismIt's one bored nigger trying to play both sides...again. Hardly what I would call tribalism. As always, report and ignore all off topic/troll posts.
>>2701023>all of youLiterally one guy
>>2701023I know we like to say "its the same guy" at everything but really, it's a bored shitposter trying to start a flame war. It's better not to engage at all in the first place.
>>2701023I like how we're always the bad guys and not the people trying to stir shit.Just shut the fuck up.
Sometimes i struggle to see the appeal of certain characters, like who is this bitch made for?
>>270103240 year old men who can't have daughters
>>2701032HEY biko might be ugly but she is soulful, you ever see those carrot ranger shorts?
>>2701032Me
>>2701023>>2701034Nice coordinated effort.
>>2701032Me. I will spend Saturday and Sunday mornings watching any kind of sentai slop she wants
>>2701032Me, carrot ranger fan
Don't waste your breath with retards.Anyway, front genocide FUCKING WHEN
>>2701032Sentai fans>ynr that Sentai hybrid thread
>>2701043Fronts are already ass in this CM what more do you want bwo
>>2701043But Seiun, you are the front...
wtf is sentai I thought she was a power ranger
>>2701032Biko at least I get cuz sentai can be really good, someone like pic related is when I question what the appeal is
I heard the yakuza gets you for making umamusume sentai
>>2701047>wtf is sentai i thought she was sentai
>>2700269After sleeping on it I think I understood more than I thought after immediately watching it, it's clearly about the dangers of nuclear weapons and how the young generations get screwed by the previous ones who ruined their future with things like war. The universe-creation plot at the end also escaped me at first
>>2701047Power Rangers is the American adaptation of Super Sentai, Sentai is the genre of the spandex live action men beating up rubber costume monsters.
>>2701033I'll have you know that despite being on that single-dad uma grindset, I'm only 29.
>>2701049>Win Variation>Loses Constantly
holy /v/mabroken
>>2701023>If you try praising us on the other board they'll probably either just agree with you or tell you to fuck offFunny, because if /vg/ gets praised here and we tell them to fuck off we suddenly get self-loathing niggers like you crawling out of the woodwork to lecture us.
organic
>throne was actually bugged>you get 1 tp bottle per runholy rugpull
>>2701066Does it account for all previous throne rooms or just the ones post update?
>Training for sprints>spirit bombs and card hints give me 30-40% off on Straightaway Recovery, Calm in a Crowd, Rosy Outlook and Extra Tank...
When you reject an application can you reapply to the club?
>>2701067Only the ones post update
>>2701049The frustration of trying to be the best and putting in all your effort yet still failing to achieve your goals can be very relatable. It makes her a great uma for saviorfags since your there to comfort her after she jobs to Orfevre for the 93256th time. Also she wears a short skirt with sexy pantyhose that accentuates her petite and flexible ballet body. That helps too.
>>2701049I really love her color scheme
>>2701073Does she still get depressed about jobbing to orfe if you beat her?
>>2701073I'm starting to get the ballerina appeal
>>2701075I know she gets all her good secret events from beating orfe
/\/uma\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;/\/vg\//i;boards:vm;stub:no;Go ahead and put this into your filters, will remove any mention of /vg/ or /uma/. Now watch as your thread quality miraculously improves!
We really mellowed out huh. To think we used to deal with worse schizos and shitposters.
>>2701082Cool, I hope the Grass Wonder host doesn't put that in his post, I want to join the race>>2701083harder to do since it's an easily found recurring general instead of stealth threads that aren't recurring
>>2700922I'm fairly sure that both of these would suck at being sexy. That's not to say Oguri wouldn't have game compared to Tamamo, but like... Her appeal isn't exactly her aesthetics.
>>2701083Quite literally nothing has changed. We always had shitposters. But those shitposters simply adapted, traditionally farming ragebait is ineffective so now the best to way to farm ragebait is to rile up the backseat jannies cuz they can't contain themselves.Just ignore shit.
>>2701088Oguri is quite attractive, drawGod proved it
>>2701087>instead of stealth threads Just saying that was way, way less ineffective than you remember. The only people it filtered was witlets that plat the game not shitposters.
Id Software got fucking murdered damn, I didn't really like the post-Eternal releases but it's sad to see
>>2701090Anyone can draw Oguri sexily, but her 3D in-game model, which is the closest we got to a REAL Oguri, isn't exactly what I'd call the pinnacle of sexiness.
>>2701087Stealth threads didn't filter our schizos at all except for that one ink calligraphy merch thread.
>>2701093Wait forreal?Xbox is fucking retarded, but we already knew that. Throwing out the baby with the bathwater with that one, unless 130+ of those employees were all dead weight
>>2701082I love /u/ma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6leccRqCLII finally fucking got creekunism back in my feed, and I shall share it.
>>2701088CONGRATS ANON, THAT'S THE JOKE, YOU FIGURED IT OUT, YOU CRACKED THE CODE, NOTHING GETS BY THIS SUPER SLEUTH.
>>2701094The 3D in-game model makes almost everyone unnatractive except a select few, like Kitasan, Creek, Marusexo, Dia, Donna, my wife, etc. Cingray style for example makes everyone attractive by comparison
>>2701099Except the joke kind of falls flat when you remember Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud. It's just uma Oguri who would suck as a playboy magazine centerfold.
>>2701094You are straight up wrong
>>2701091>witlets>plat???
>>2701101>Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud.No he wasn't! Real oguri was a terrible stud
>>2701096No dude they were all coders and people who understood their engine and more, it's been relegated to "support studio size", if they ever do anything again it will probably be Unrealslop
>>2701101>stood at stud for 17 years>failed to sire any Grade 1 or major graded-race winners.
>>2701101>Oguri Cap was a fairly successful stud??????
>>2701089And if that doesn't work they start concernposting about how much we're being mean to them for not wanting them to spam porn or some shit.By the way, thank you meido for the [Deleted]s.
>>2701105DOOM lostDOOMERS won!
How to get rid of shizos in two steps>Ignore them>Talk about the game
>>2701108it's funny to me how you'll never be capable of realizing that you are part of the problem.
>>2701102No, he's just straight.
>>2701104342 foals is not terrible. It's pretty average, and thus... "fairly successful."The foals themselves weren't as good but...>>2701107 >>2701106I didn't say that the foals were any good, I was just trying to say that he was good at breeding.Also, I am willing to bet that all of his progeny failed because they neglected to do the same leg-building therapy exercises that he had. I don't really doubt that there would've been at least 20 G1 winners. They definitely all inherited his leg problems to some extent, and literally the only reason none of his foals got it was because Oguri Cap's was just THAT bad.
>>2701112And if you filter them it makes the whole process that much smoother. Will quickly turn a schizo into Aston Machan
>>2701106>>2701107Suddenly wondering which sire has the most stark contrast between a mediocre race career translating to superstar childrenProbably Stay Gold?
>>2701113Not everyone who can see through the bullshit is your little hall monitor boogeyman. Maybe it would behoove you to start paying attention more.
>>2701108Apart from the basedjak, all those were deleted at the same time basing on the archives.Which just proves it even more that we, yes, WE, are basically just friendly firing all the damn time.
>>2701117God I love GOODposting
>>2701118Yeah it's Stay Gold. No one else even comes CLOSE.
>>2701122Or, it's just one retard trying to start shit like usual. What a weird outcome you got out of that.
>>2701108I don't wanna get into an argument about it but don't dismiss all "concern posting" as shitposting. Some guys really do get riled up at the slightest mention of the other board and it's really annoying.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573426428/#573433437The guy who just got banned also was shitposting in the other board. Don't play into the tribalism man.
>>2701115A stud's success is gauged by his children's accomplishments, not his impregnation rate.
>>2701123>5 mood downs before Classic?GOOD>Event chain didn't finish?GOOD>Card Agemasen'd you?GOOD>Inspiration gave you 3 blues and Radiant Spark?GOOD>Your clubmate asked for Kikuka Sashes? GOOD
>>2700726Considering that her mom worked at a bar I doubt Shakur is from a too rich family. Vodka's dad was working class not sure how rich her mom is though. Also there's Haru
>>2701101>>2701115Anon Tamamo Cross sired 800 fucking offspring during his stud days. No G1 winners but he didn't go limp or batshit every time he was presented with a mare.
>>2701118It is stay gold yes. But don't get it confused, stay gold was not a mediocre horse at all.
>>2701126Because the posts that are being blamed to be from the other board are still up. If those posts were deleted then I'd agree it's just one retard which wasn't the case
>>2701129I didn't say anything about /vg/. Being preoccupied about this tribalism shit and seeing every bit of dissent as some sort of slight against /vg/ is also annoying.
>>2701131good post
>>2701138remove fang
>>2701139That's weird, it doesn't seem to wanna come off
>>2701115>I don't really doubt that there would've been at least 20 G1 winnersYou underestimate how rare it is for a sire to be good, actually top tier sires with multiple G1 offspring is very rare. Duramente is probably THE best modern sire and he only fooled 9 G1 winners
>>2701141Which other umas have flesh fangs?
>>2701130I'm not into horse racing. "300 foals? That's pretty damn good, the average is... what, like 200 over 20 years?" That's literally my mindset.>>2701133>Tamamo Cross sired 800I think I got him mentally confused with TM Opera O because I was operating under the belief he hadn't managed to successfully sire anyone.I feel really bad because you guys are actually just talking with a retard at this point. I'm gonna shut up now.
>>2701143I was somewhat exaggerating for effect, but seriously, it cannot be understated how fucked the foals were by the inherited leg conditions. The reason no one bothered to do the training is because A)it's expensive and more importantly B)it would interfere with standard training, delaying everything.Anyways, sorry this is my last post on the subject.
>>2701132Doesn't vodkas dad own like a fuckton of motorcycles? Thats an expensive hobby
>>2701118screen hero had a much less remarkable racing career than stay gold, but made a seriously good sire.
>>2701147Fuck you no it won't be cuz keiba is on topic, what was up with oguris legs? They never went on detail in cingrey
>>2701144
>successful sires>all sundaymanreally makes you think
>>2701149have you ever met white trash? there's a lot of hobbies that aren't cheap, but if you don't really care about sending your kids to college or moving out of the mobile home, you can find a way to afford it.
>>2701149True though I'm pretty sure he is stated to have been factory worker when he was begging vodka's mom to date him. Maybe it's Vodka's mom's money
>>2701147I feel like everyone in the industry that got a foal from the god horse that unironically saved anime-- i mean japanese horse racing would know about the caveat taking a foal from someone like him
>>2700918Managed to find the original thread where the Tamicro nudes leak happened for the first timehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/727890323/#q727895962
What correlates more strongly to the sexual prowess of an uma? Quality of sired horses or quantity?
>>2701136Nigger that's irrelevant to what I was saying and I don't care about your hysterics.>DURRR SOME PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T THE SHIT STIRRER CAUGHT STRAYS (WHICH I DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WAS THE POINT OF THE SHIT STIRRING IN THE FIRST PLACE)No fucking shit, Sherlock.
>>2701145His stablehands posted his relatively small cock and there was a rumor that took off that he killed a mare during mating and Tamamo Chud is way more interesting to meme up 800 children where only a fraction made the graded races.
>>2701152Alright, fine. I'll explain a little bit from what I do know.Hereditary skeletal condition. Somehow, it presented itself REALLY badly in Oguri Cap's case. It was a rotational deformity in his right front leg, and it was so bad that he literally could not stand without assistance as a foal. The nurses managed to get him to stand on his own after a while by massaging it and doing constant trimming of his hoof, and IIRC he later also had physical therapy to help him get more mobility when he started training.>>2701158You'd like to think, but horse racing is already incredibly difficult as-is, and you can't really delay training much. If the foal can walk then why bother with special care that's meant for foals who can't?
oguri's kids didn't really inherit his leg problems, the problem was they inherited a fat and lazy personality and didn't really care about racing.
>>2701166>his relatively small cockbut it doesn't look that small
>>2701156I'm pretty sure Vodka doesn't have a horrible father.
>>2701162Quantity = LibidoQuality = ProwessFor example, someone like Fuji Kiseki who had 10+ G1 winners and a fuckton of foals probably fucks like crazy multiple times a day. Someone like Tachyon who had a lot of foals but only one of em was worth anything probably fucks a lot but all of it is boring and quick.
>>2701108Capped for posterity.
>>2701170BRO IF YOU CALL YOUR DAUGHTER V O D K A I THINK YOUR DAD IS PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY
>>2701172>>2701162Nah...just nah man
>>2701174It's a cool name though
>>2701162For a trainer, quality is probably more important. For those that retire without wedding their trainer, it'd likely end up being quantity.
>>2701174Mate, he just name her after what he loved. Seriously he does seem to always be there for her
>>2701174They're horses, it's a cultural thing.
>>2701174There are names that are alcohol though >Brandy>Bailey>MargaritaVodka is not that trashy
>>2701170people who have awful personal finance aren't necessarily shitty
I think horse eugenics are largely bullshit, tons of great horses had all awful kids, it's just rng
>>2701174It's a perfectly good name compared to something like No Reason
If Urara makes it a point to completely duck everyone else's bombs and rainbows and she's still at like 30 friendship by first inspiration do you just let her go for that run
>>2701168I agree, if breeders were worried about leg problems they wouldn't have bred Fuji "Exploding Knees" Kiseki 1800 times, same for Agnes Tachyon.>fat and lazy personality and didn't really care about racingAnd that's based.
>>2701185Kinda crazy how the rng of in-game horse breeding is just as random. Doesn't make it any less infuriating, but it is ironic how it reflects reality
>>2701183What would be a trashy alcohol name? Special brew, Ace cider, Black storm, Magnum?
>>2701169Well anon its a horse
>>2701156>white trashGood thing they're not white, I suppose.>>2701149>own like a fuckton of motorcyclesI can't find anything that suggests that but maybe I'm not looking hard enough. He's been described as fairly ordinary though, which kind of implies he doesn't have anything going on. (Her mother, on the other hand, was apparently a relatively famous dirter.)
>>2701110Doubt Doom can be saved at this point. is it even worth saving?
If my horse children were fat and lazy I would send them off to be bred by fat donkeys as punishment.
>>2701190Meet my daughter four loko, she'll have her make debut soon!
>>2701194Doom the Dark Ages kinda came and went like a wet fart. But to completely get the axe over one dud is pretty rough. Old DOOM is plenty healthy, I don't think it really needs saving. I feel like as a series it's had some pretty consistently good games which not every series can say
>>2701195Do you think there's robamusume out there? I know Cygames said no, but in your own headcanon, would they?
>>2701190Pour One Out
>>2701201Roy exists
>>2701194The idtech engine is pretty fucking cool, you just need to whip the writers every time they think about writing the words DOOOMSLAYERR ever again and fire anyone who wants more platforming.
>>2701190Whiskey River
>>2701194>>2701205I wouldn't even say it's the platforming that's an issue.It's this.
>>2701190Toilet Wine
>>2701200I agree>>2701205They fired every coder and everyone in charge of Id Tech, that's pretty much dead, if we ever get a Doom game in Unreal it's going to be so jarring
>>2701190Buzz Ball
>>2701207if this is real gayman i'll stick to my jewish training sims
>>2701200The worst part is that the DLC for TDA came out now, THE SAME DAY they got fired>>2701207Kek, can't count how many times I've seen this on /v/, didn't play TDA and I still saw it a million times
>>2701190JagerbombBeer PongNatural Lite
>>2701207Why did they put Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga boss fight mechanics in my Doom?
>>2701213Ouch
>>2701190Shilo or Blinder.If you're wondering what's so trashy about those names, those names refer to the Tu-22, a bomber that has the Russian nickname "Cвepхзвyкoвoй cпиpтoнoceц", or "Supersonic Booze Carrier."
When you guys think about it, in the uma universe do hardcore fans get annoyed by tourists who only show up for the arima kinen and don't know shit. Kinda like the guys who only ever watch footy during the WC
>>2701220I'd be mad as fuck if a secondary only knew my Goat for her outfit our outside-of-race shenanigans instead of knowing all her races and having all her winning Lives recorded as well as personal interviews
>>2701220Fans are fans when it comes to numbers and, sadly, most umas are sluts for attention...Not all of them though of course, I'm sure we know the exceptions.
>>2701220You see disgruntled fans causing friction with the umas in their careers all the time. In Curren's career for instance her fans who are more into her social media personality don't really give a fuck about her as a racer, it's part of her whole struggle. She wants to introduce these casuals into racing. They say stuff like "Idk about this racing stuff, I wish Curren would ditch that and do more live streams!", and then finally warm up like "I really don't know much about racing but I'm gonna go to support Cute Curren Chan!"
>>2701220Those neighas would call Almond eye a fraud due to a bad performance while ignoring a top tier GOAT career
>>2701220Smart Falcon has a whole event where she has to resolve the conflict between her fans because every fan had a different interpretation of her and they were fighting each other.She manages to do this with a single lap around a track, by the ways. It's the most baffling experience I've ever witnessed.
I would fear getting murdered by crazy fans (and Digital) when my marriage to my umawife got publicly announced
>>2701229T.
>>2701229Ai-Chan, please go
>>2701229Ai isn't a fraud but had no real strong enemies so close to one.>>2701231Digital simply loves seeing her oshis happy. She isn't rabid at all.
>>2701231There's no way that there was not something like the Bjork stalker in the uma universe
>>2701231Can't get murdered by Digital if your umawife is Digital!
>>2701231if you think Digital would do that then you don't understand her at all. She always keeps a respectful distance from her oshis and tries not to interfere with their lives. If anything she'd be gooning to the thought of you and your umawife, probably making comics about it
>>2701238My angsty headcanon is that this is what happened to Tazuna and why she hides being an uma
I would be stoked to murder some moron foolish enough to declare he's my wife's husband.
>>2701238I didn't know about the Bjork stalker until now but man. "Uruguayan-American exterminator" is a hell of a title for Google to give.
>>2701238>he doesn't know
>>2701243What if it was danchou?
>>2701231On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrity? Umas are crazy popular GigaAthletes and idols, if you married to one your life would become that of a celeb as well, your public life would most likely be affected, do you guys think you could endure it?>>2701240That's cute (and hot)
>>2701188>Win 4/4 races, 2 of which weren't even graded races>Have to bow out due to an injury>Get called a phantom triple crown despite not even running in one leg of it>No one can ever fraud check you>Get fat money in stud fees from nearly 2000 successful impregnations>Don't have to worry about training or actual racesFuji's owner won bigly, this is jack the ripper levels of underserved glaze
>>2701248Pistol duel.
Do you think people in the umaverse would bet on a dildo being thrown onto the racetrack?
>>2701241my theory is that because umas are retarded they're not allowed to hold positions of real power. The ones in positions of power like the director have to hide the fact they're an uma or else they would face discrimination.
>>2701257Good thing my wife gave me lessons.
>>2701258Yup yup! I'm thinking this semen-slurping sport isn't for me
>>2701061howa
>>2701255>On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrityNo, but I'm also very good at not being memorable. Plus, it's not like Savannah James is well known, despite being married to Lebron James. I'd probably just be a historical footnote, an oddity. "Yeah, she was married to some fuckwad from the middle of nowhere who never achieved anything. Moving on, let's talk about her undefeated 15 crowns!">>2701259I mean... it tracks. Tazuna does seem like she's the most sane individual in Tracen outside of Nice Nature, which... isn't really saying much.
>>2701266>she was married to some fuckwad from the middle of nowhereThis is me, I was important enough to her and that's all that mattered
It looks like if you are doing parent runs with someone who can run the dirts too it's better to do it in MANT...
>>2701261https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jO-i6FFINDI
>>2700863What qualifies as a good run? I don't understand the praise. Sure the previous run was ass, but the run before that wasn't considered great despite my (relative) enthusiasm.
>>2701246Tldr: >Fat lonely and depressed loser gets really, really into Bjork>gets extremely parasocial about her>Bjork starts dating a black guy>this mindbreaks him>he plans to kill her with a mailed acid bomb that will disfigure her face>documents the whole thing on videotapes as he rambles and descends into insanity>after mailing the sulfuric acid bomb he gets (!) Rushed and has a mental breakdown>In his final videotape he shaves his head, paints himself red and places a canvas behind him where he plans to leave his splattered brains in as an art piece tribute to her>kills himself listening to one of her songs shooting himself in the mouth This is all recorded, you can see all of it with a single google search.
>>2701255I think most people move on pretty quick. Even in Cinderella Grey, for all of the gargantuan shit Oguri got dragged through from the public she was able to go outside again with no problems andIt'd be like marrying a has been celebrity. Yeah some might turn a head at news but it wouldn't be front cover stuff.
GIVE ME MORE BORROWS! GIVE ME MORE TP! I HATE YOU!
>>2701270There should be a site-wide filter to convert youtube.com/shorts/ to youtube.com/watch?v=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO-i6FFINDI>>2701272Oh I'm aware. I've just read up on that madness. I'm just saying that calling him an "exterminator" and also learning that Uruguayan is the correct way to describe someone from Uruguay kind of threw me for a loop.
>>2701255I would utterly despise fame
>>2701272The original poopdickschizo, what a legend
>>2701277Interesting how NOBODY said this during MANT
>>2701256Nah Fuji does deserve some glaze, 9 G1 winners is the same as fucking duramente
>>2701277I haven't done a single borrow in 3 days and CM is almost here, I am mindbroken...
>>2701255>On that note, do you guys think you could live the life of a celebrity?I can barely live the life of a nobody. That being said maybe I could deal with being anonymous famous, like Air Shakur's mysterious musical career. That's about all the fame I could handle
>>2701272>after mailing the sulfuric acid bomb he gets (!) Rushed and has a mental breakdownUsing uma terminology for something as grim as this is extremely funny
>>2701283Yeah but nobody knew he'd be a good stud
>>2701285As your clubmate I'm begging you to do a career man, danchou's got that look in his eyes again
>>2701291What club? I'm actually scared
>>2701292Anon....that's an obvious joke
>>2701292HorseMD.
>>2701292Just log in neigher you're not safe, none of us a
>>2701280>>2701287You could always do a Kanye and go out completely masked hand-holding your wife and just go out normally when doing groceries
>>2701294
>>2701282I don't think you could physically do more borrows during MANT
>>2701266>I'd probably just be a historical footnoteNot if you're the trainer
Did I hear a flatliner just now?
>>2701302NO DANCHOU WAIT I CAN EX-
>>2701302
>>27012995 borrows is only 4-5 hours in mant
I thought OYL got buffed. It should always proc immediately after the late race begins delays piss me off
>>2701301Nah, no one remembers the trainer.History however would probably remember a trainer who started a second Mongolian empire though with his trainees as the initial stock though.
>>2701302Umas are violent creatures...
>>2701305Does anyone enjoy 5 hours of MANT
>>2701255>Umas are crazy popular GigaAthletes and idolsI really don't think that's the case. Curren and Gold City have their sidegigs which put them way more in the public light but Muteki? Creek? Tamamo? Yeah they're big names in the track but nobody would be seeking them out after they're done.Ask yourself this: Who is the 4th best player in the NBA during 2014, and would you be able to spot him in the airport? Who is Tom Brady's wife and do you think there is a legion of girls upset that he's married?
>>2701307>Nah, no one remembers the trainerIdk man, football managers in real life are pretty well known and are celebrities themselves. Think Pep Guardiola or Jose Mourinho
>>2701306It did get buffed, but ultimately still a gamble, like the new head-on.>A random point on the first half of the late-raceSo for here, it would be that first 1/4 of the light blue after late-race starts, in between the corner and when the straight starts. It can be delayed slightly, or it can happen immediately, but honestly that's a pretty tight window and a consistent accel, even if delayed. Both head-on + it's gold variant you can get from the Daiwa card and OYL activate at this spot.Before the buff, they were just completely random, at ANY point in late race. This is much better, especially for a short track like this where the first half of late race is pretty short
>>2701311I think Creek would be popular because of her insane body
oh they released the new bot huh
>>2701311I don't think this comparison is perfect because they also sing beyond sports so it appeals to two completely different audiences.
>>2701315Don't care desu
>>2701315I think these neighas should die already
>>2701315AI generated bulletpoints, lookin good already
>>2701315Oy Neigh will be pleased with this news
>>2701256>>2701311Fuji's husband is probably fucked. She is also a famous entertainer on top of the idol and athlete gigs
>>2701315Idk what the point of this is with the new auto.
>>2701319Why doesn't CyJews just sic their lawyers on them?
>>2701308>>2701302
>>270132660fps all the time, connected to hakuraku. That's about it from what I can tell
>>2701311You're crazy if you think the average american could not point out stephen curry at the airport.
>>2701328TEIO NO THAT'S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
>>2701330if you pointed to him and asked me what his name was I'd literally have no idea
>>2701329>>2701326also i heard careers run in like 48 seconds now
>>2701328
>>2701336KEK
>>2701336lel
>>2701330I'd probably go 'hey I think I've seen him in clips'. I would not know his name, team, position, or stats. I imagine that's what it'd be for most umas post retirement. 'Hey I think I've seen her in some graded races'
Umatter slander accounts are probably funny as fuck
>>2701328>OW. was that a BB gun? that *really* hurt!>I mean who does that, shoots their trainer in the neck with a BB gun?
>>2701336LOL
>>2701336>counting or not counting uma violence
Is IHS not worth picking up for lates?
>>2701348Need to be in 5th or higher for it to activate, might be a bit hard to pull off. I'd say you're better off just running Fast and Furious
You can tell the Americans suddenly went to bed
>Check decks for GL CMs>In over half of them you slot Bijin wit
>>2701357What do you mean "suddenly?"
>>2701363They got a food coma and thread activity plummeted
>>2701357It's way past midnight and I'm still doing careers, so.
>>2701365I always forget that your country has like 4 timezones, I don't know how you manage
>>2701357No actually I just opened the game
>>2701357Americans were never posting, its 4 am there i just checked
>>2701360Mind sharing a few?
>>2701357I already finished my borrows so I'm just lurking now
>>27013676 timezones, actually. Don't forget Alaska and Hawaii. It might be better to treat America like Europe as a whole, honestly. You don't expect the Frenchmen to wake up at the same time as the depressed northern snowmen, do you?
>>2701363Out of ten!
>>2701360YUPYUP GUNLANCE LOVE
>>2701376No but tbf those are two completely different countries and the US is one, large shared economy and culture
>>2701383>large shared economyLike the EU.>and cultureNew Mexico shares as much in common with Colorado culturally as Finland does with Sweden.
Damn. /v/ma looks like this?
>>2701386You are kinda right but I'd still argue it's not the same, northern and southern Europe are so culturally different the comparison just doesn't make sense
>>2701388No, I'm too handsome to go to an event like that
>>2701388Funny how the trainer san is the only normal looking one.
>>2701360You gotta remember that the average nip did not have Kita, FineMo, and Creek + one of Tachyon/Maru and a usable LH like everyone on global should
>>2701388They...They look like me..They're built like me...I... thank you...
>>2701388I've yet to see one of these with a majority of normal people, hell that guy on the right is the only white person I've ever seen in one of these pics, they can't be all SEA right?
>join public room>they wont start the fucking race
>>2701398Host a room here
>>2701399I second this i want rooms
>>2701397Thats just how amerigoblins look like
>>2701399My umas are in such a shoddy state I know I can't win against a single one of you guys right now
>>2701402Haven't joined any rooms so far, what's the outlook like? How has it been like?
>>2701404In public rooms? I won maybe 1 out of 7 races. Lots of UG+ oguri's and Taishin's around. getting lots of 2nd and 3rd places, losing by a nose. They're all works in progress but I just wanted to do some low commitment testing
>>2701407>oguri's and Taishin's**Oguris and Taikis. not sure what the fuck i'm talking about im clearly too tired to host a race here right now. Although some guy was winning with Taishin here the other day
>>2701397>look up not poland population>300.000.000vas
>>2701404My experience in publics has been pretty balanced and I believe I got a solid winrate, here i am getting fucking raped i am at 6 loss streak.
>>2701389I'd argue Minnesota and Florida are radically different culturally too, but sure.My point stands that the continental United States is 9.83 kilometers squared, and Europe is 10.18 kilometers squared. You REALLY need to get into the habit of viewing the United States as basically another Europe when thinking about the people geographically.
Can any Finefag answer this fuckass question? Is it her stinky feet?
>>2701411>forgot to say millionI shortened these, they used to be like 9,830,000 and 10,180,000 respectively. My bad. These are in millions of kilometers.
>>2701412Finemo's feet are very clean and her sandals are cute
>>2701411Geographically sure, but the US mostly all speaks English and shares a history/culture, even the UK and France with how close they are culturally is more different then most US states
>>2701411>>2701414No no I get it, but I still just see the US as a singular monolith, where your coworker can be sleeping while you are 2h at work already
>>2701411Euros just don't get it, it's not worth bothering
>>2701416What's on her left shoe then
Yeah after my testing, at this rate I'm going to lose finals again, I can already see it now. I give myself about a 10% chance to win, and about a 50% chance to not get DQ'd from finals period. It's "sprintcasino" but umas like Taiki, Nishino, Oguri have crazy strong advantages, camping Taiki in particular is annoying to deal with. Also running into people already using Speed Maruzensky...for late surgers and cranking out UG6 umas because the thing is just a crazy stat stick.
>>2701422Is it a better statstick than something like speed fuku?
>>2701423nyesmaru can also give you slipstream and pto if you're lucky
>>2701423More consistent then lmaonopriority Fuku and any combination of speed/power/wit growth means that you're probably capping all 3 stats already or at least close enough, also useful hints and +power which is nice to help avoid hitting power
>>2701423Speed Fuku isn't particularly good as a stat stick but behaves more as a friend card for high rollan. Speed Maruzensky on the other hand is a legit speed card with 20 training effectiveness at 1LB. Speed and Power bonuses too, which is huge. Only problem is somewhat low priority. Speed Fuku has literally zero special priority so it's not quite good for consistent speed training
>>2701418The only thing the US can agree upon is that nobody likes the Californians. Not even California.>>2701419Eh, I understand. I was saying "good morning" to a Finn for almost a year straight, only to realize that I was saying it at 1 PM for him. It has since switched to "good afternoon.">>2701420I'm still going to try. If I can do it, they can too.Unrelatedly: Doesn't it bother anyone else that you can't post localized timestamps on 4chan? I wanna do something like {time:1783582200} and have it read out as 8:30 AM in Britain and 12:30 AM in Oregon.
>>2701421My cum
>>2701427I mean I get what you mean but even England has difference only the English care about (like North Vs South, or Yorkshire ect.) I assume internal American difference are like that
>>2701412It's a coinhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_old
>>2701426>with 20 training effectiveness at 1LB25 TE actually! it scales up with your training levels. And idk if you guys noticed but it's really easy to get speed training levels up faster in unity with pink balls. +5 for each training level so it's at 20TE at level 4, 25TE at level 5. It's damn damn strong even at low LB, it's nuts
I forgot how hitting scenario sparks just generates a shitton of stats out of nothing, especially considering the blues on this setup are nigh-worthless.
>>2701434Scenario sparks have been my secret sauce since CM4
>>2701431Oh nice, genuinely didn't know, do we still do this? I'm guessing not
>>2701431Been working on a Fine and her feeder event is her getting nostalgic over "irish food"what kind of irish food do you think she's gorging herself on?
>>2701441>Full Irish breakfast>Rashers>Gallons of Irish stew>Potatoes in many forms>Black/white pudding
>>2701430Look, I don't mind them not fully getting the differences between states culturally(even if Minnesota shares more in common with Norway and Florida shares more in common with Poland than the two share in common with each other,) but they should probably at least figure out the part where there's one less timezone than in Europe.
>>2701444>Irish breakfastAs a plastic paddy, please explain to me how this differs from an English breakfast. I've traced my lineage to your peoples, so I feel it is my responsibility to learn more
>>2701441Shepherd's pie
>>2701449Oh sweet, I've made that for my family a few times. I'm good with potato-based dishes
>>2701430I get the analogy, but the difference in scale here is so stark that it's really just not remotely comparable.
>>2701448Realistically? Not many, Irish has white and black pudding and English has beanz. Irish sausages are also simply better, also I will kill you if you say they are the same (jk)
>>2701446Fair, honestly nearly everywhere in the world peoples' perception of the world doesn't go far out of their home nation
>>2701455The idea of beans for breakfast is not ideal for me, I'll take the pudding. Sounds good either way, thanks for sharing
>>2701457Barbeque beans on toast is fucking amazing and I say that as an American.
>>2701457Pudding is fucking great and don't let its appearance deceive you, I love it. They have something similar in Spain too which surprised me
Whew
>>2701466Lookin good
>>2701466>Power +My condolences
>>2701469NTA but why? I remember one anon saying that "he heard from a sloptuber that its bad" and i dont trust it
>>2701470You can only use + on URA
>>2701469What’s wrong with that?
>>2701471That’s a weird thing to do, especially when it doesn’t mention it on the spark. But I’ll take that for everything else being decent enough.
>>2701471Wrong
>>2701469What's wrong with Power+?
>3 carats from a team trial
I don't know why I had the impression that Fine Motion is a retard, she's a very sweet sheltered girl
>>2701482Most sheltered people do end up a little stupid.
>>2701482Fanart tends to flanderize most girls, you need to get into her career story to see the full picture
>>2701482Welcome to enlightenment, enjoy your new wife.
I prefer a true Irish that knows who Roy Keane is, like Meisho Doto
>>2701481>number doesn't end with a 0 or 5
>>2701491+1 carats have been deposited into your account!
>>2701491Chiyonote 143: One Carrot is better than No Carrot.>chiyo.png
Do I want Curren (original) or Bakushin for my pace ace?
>>2701491This especially bothers me because it takes FOUR additional 3 carat drops to get your total back to a multiple of 5, and specifically nothing else.
>>2701491 >>2701498But why are you so obsessed with a 5 or a 0?
>>2701501>Why are OCD neighas playing this game?
Personally I prefer my carats to end in 6 or 7
>>2701219Supersonic Booze Carrier sounds like a kickass horse name...
>>2701471>>2701475Who do I believe?
This CM and NUAoharu has mee feeling like this lately, even though my only plat win is Sprint, I thought I was better at building sprinters
>>2701412What does it have in its pocketses? Tricksy little ningenses!
>>2701506I asked it in /umaJP/ to have someone with JP knowledge clear it up and this is the answer>>>/vg/573459423>>>/vg/573459857
>>2701503Danchou, confiscate her flesh fang.
>>2701518>linking to /vg/
>>2701520Maybe read my whole post before assuming with your usual tribalism.
>>2701518Why do they do things like this?
>>2700343I finally started working on finishing my /v/ma-chan drawing that I started and then procrastinated on for the past 3 weeks because I was MANTbroken and lazy because it was too hot out. I might even be finished with it later today if I don't procrastinate again.>careersI did my one a day. Good enough. Got a 2* speed 2* Sprint curren parent with uma stan slipstream and ramp up on it thanks to the spark reroll. Hopefully I can use her and get one more good parent before CM signups
>>2701531Beats me but I'll assume MONEY or for passes for spark reroll
>>2701532I want to see the rest of her, anon! The curren parent is nice, too
>>2701532Looking very good anon, can't wait for the full design
>>2701534Yeah but I wouldn’t even think about rerolling with just that one thing being off, it just seems like such a needless distinction to have a spark that can only be used in the very first scenario. Oh well it’s just to eventually feed into a Ryan so it’s not a big deal.
>>2701532>desu eyesI actually like this a lot and for a 4chan related uma Im surprised no one else did it yet
God damn it, I keep getting reminded I need to stop being a lazy fuck who only plays Uma and Factorio and work on vmachan training sim again...
>>2701546Work on a Factorio Tracen Academy spinoff instead ;)
>>2701550Mihono Bourbon, please stop touching the filter inserters... I gave you burners for a reason.I am still not sure how to feel about filter inserters being merged with all other inserters. Convenient, I guess, but it also removes a logistical challenge of creating yet more inserters and special use cases I kind of enjoyed.
>>2701497Please help me.
What if you could race the biters
>>2701497Curren is stronger and you can borrow guts Baku for free GW and a good gold skill.
>>2701569Thank you.
>>2701559Go with OG curren, you can't use guts bakushin card on bakushin.
>>2701559I can't help you, but take this
I have to pick another front to roll for. Alt Daiwa or alt Fujin?
>>2701576Fujin is Bobo 2.0 and will be very useful for LoH.
>>2701576Apparently Alt Fujin is pretty good
>>2701567Racing biters you say?
>>2701582Global's most anticipated uma
>>2701513Twin Turbo would say this
>>2701585ENTER
>>2701582W-wait, she got something this recent reveal? I haven't been paying attention.
>>2701579And hot as fuckCygames will never do it because she's unpopular but that outfit deserves a fucking figgie
>>2701567I mean, you already kinda do that if you try to use your car near a biter nest, don't ya?
>>2701603None
What's the ramen scenario song?
>>2701501Well, everything you can do to actually spend carats in this game requires a minimum of 10 carats. Hence, a 3 carat drop on its own doesn't convert into actually usable value until you get additional carat drops (which, if we ignore the ones that would be useful with or without the added 3, means you either need three more 3 drops, or one more 3 and a 5).The whole "number go up but not actually in a meaningful capacity" is just something I find personally annoying in video games, like it's designed to tickle the dopamine receptors in your brain for something that doesn't matter. Especially with regards to in-game monetization or things adjacent (for a different but tangentially related issue, see: any in-game cash shops with bundles of currency only purchasable in amounts that are deliberately awkward for the player to spend).Secondly, I just think that a number cleanly divisible by 5 is more aesthetically pleasing because I'm an autist.
>>2701612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFRf_LuwUA
>>2701603No but there's one guy spamming her a lot, out of nowhere, to get a reaction out of people.>Spam unpopular girl>People get annoyed>Pretend to be a victim and spam harder>Revel in the negative attentionIt's a well known way of shitposting.
>>2700672I seriously hope she gets 2 banners like in jp becuase I can't fucking afford her and I need her
>>2701617You're way off the mark.There's the Windyfag trying to do that by ritualposting on the first and last posts and there's just the regular Windybro that posts her sometimes.
>>2701612>>2701616Why do architects get 2 (TWO) scenarios? Also why bring back all the pals for this one specifically?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TszRk8RmtYOguribros still haven't recovered from tis.
>>2700918too small for a mare but the perfect size for me
>>2701632Yeah? What do you think of THIS? (employed anons do not open this at work)https://youtube.com/shorts/IxDFhmXoAW4?is=Livu0rdmGkC_9MRQ
Think I'm done with Ace #1.Hakuraku shows 2/3 of all umas are pace, so competitive spirit should hit to trigger GW most rounds especially if i'm triple pace myself. If she ever promotes, Angling should make it a win con instead of a death sentence, or if shes 3rd and 2nd+1st are quick overtakes it could be a combo.Lemme know if I overlooked a royal fuckup.
>>2701639what
____ Mejiro Belly
>>2701648Consider
>>2701049Thinly veiled Shion propaganda
>>2701646>RiceBased.Looks really good, too. Uma Stan would be great for positioning and the Bakushin gold is also nice, but you're probably borrowing Scarlet so the latter isn't an option. Good luck in CM.
>>2701648Cute
>>2701660Mejiro Nature?
>>2701652I wish there was a separate currency for umas and supports. I'm already pulling on as many uma banners without completely JUSTing my deck and it's still not enough.
>>2701652Already well considered and bred in the hot springs.
>>2701660Mackween, and Mejiro in general, are already tummy sluts who show it off in most outfits so I’m not sure why she’s embarrassed.
>>2701648Flabby
>>2701656I went from literally not caring about her to be willing to give her a few cheeky tenners and use her sometimes for uhhh... uma anatomy study sessions
>>2701657Previously I was using king power for uma stan but decided neck and neck was more important and 2 power cards would horribly unbalance the stat line. The Borrow also has 2+2 sparks for it but it didn't show up.The Curren SR Speed card actually pulled a lot of weight. Good sprint-pace hint card.I'll probably go back to King when I train Scarlet since she can't use her own card and can sometimes manage to get head on from her secret event anyway. It's a freaking powerful card, huge and frequent rainbows, stat-heavy events, just unusable in mant.
I don't feel like doing more than one run now that my aces and TT team is done
>go to takiki's account to find more cute Natie>stumble upon thisAudibly kek'd
>>2701691I wonder if our jpbro that wanted her had to use THAT or got rekt
>>2701685I only fixed up half my TT but the rest is actually decent so the score upgrade wouldn't be big anyway. I briefly considered doing parent runs but every attempt is dogshit sparks into reroll for horseshit sparks. So now I'm also doing one per day.Not sure why you posted Seiun if you're not flatlining, but here's another one.
Chat Control just passed, what's a non-cucked country I can move to? I'll just retire to a farm with horses until I die of starvation and they eat me
>>2701696Flatliners get executed, one career a day is the new flatline.
>>2701701Chile/ArgentinaWe're full btw
>>2701685Me too but I have to do 40 for the dumbass event
>>2701701>Chat ControlHow do I use this to fuck with Yurobros?
>>2701710Make them admit to some wrong-think, like wanting privacy or to own a home
Enough about Windy, what about her roommate? Non-3*, so you dont even need to waste (too many) carats for her! Plus she sounds great, like, check ts out https://x.com/i/status/2074955056219033741
>>2701646Is that a fast learner run? That' sa lot of skills
So how do these upcoming auto careers actually work, are you able to set schedules and a sort of focus on certain skills, or do you just run it and its complete RNG what comes back?
>>2701710DM them clips from Kana Yura JAV.
>>2701724Yes, you can schedule races and focus on getting some skills. You can also pick whether to focus on balance, stamina, or sprint though from what ppl test, stamina seems to be the most consistent one to get good stats/grade. Also, seems like you can do parent run on GL with this auto career.
Is sub 1300speed a death sentence in next cm?
>>2701746Next CM is during GL so yes.
Holy crap a six front lobby!
>>27017461200 speed + Sprint S = 1320 speed1300 speed + sprint S = 1430 speedAnd so on.Sprint S + 1300 speed at least seems to be non negotiable.>>2701752Tell us who wins since I don't think Pacers will proc Bakushin's gold skill
>>2701752I’ve seen more and more of these, I’ve only ever seen Suzukas win though.
>>2701701>Chat ControlWhat's that?
>>2701760Letting companies and the government spy your messages for your security and the children goy. They'll go even further to step into end-end encryption next
Like grabbing her by her head or...?
>>2701754I cheated with NSM
>>2701763I don't want sound glib, but don't they have a lot of those powers already?
>>2701764
>>2701710Nishino Flower lewds will get them jail time.
>>2701701Wasnt chat control 1.0 already a thing for like a year or two before? I thought it was like just renewed or something
>>2701764She’s telling you to find the nearest construction site, hijack a crane and grab her with that. Don’t forget to upload it to social media.#cutecurrencranegame#grabbedbycurrencuteness#owmytail
>>2701760Remove anonymity from online posting. You will need to verify who you are before you can call Elon Musk a nigger when you post on twitter.
>>2701776As an Ausfag who has certainly dabbled in a doujin or two hundred I feel like that’s the kind of thing that like just don’t get caught trying to import comiclo or some shit and you’ll be fine.
>>2701778I think it got rejected several times but it got passed just now by abusing technicalities (they did something to need the against votes be 361 and non-votes counted as yes) and also using the summer break since there are less people in parliament, satanic behaviour
>>2701789Nearly every time you hear about people in the west being done for doujins or whatever it's usually because they have some other more hardcore material
Is Perfect Prep any good for Sprintcasino?
>>2701801Yeah, they tend to get caught trying to import some loli shit and that opens up them to getting investigated and more shit gets found. Although Ausfag law will 100% prosecute you on just possessing a doujin or VN. There is an Ausfag author who somewhat recently got done for production for writing a fictional book about child abuse.
>>2701764Is she aware of the things I did to that plushie??????
>>2701776Yuros don’t look!
>>2701815yes
>>2701764I just took her to an onsen
>>2701825AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY PARENTS JUST WALKED IN THE NANOSECOND THIS OPENED IT'S OVER
>>2701825My danchou just saw this and made me an officer.
Summer sale ends today right? Fuck I need to get my shit together and pick something
>>2701825>door's stuck
>>2701825My boss saw this and said our CEO's was betterAlso I'm invited to the next company's business and networking meeting in... Virgin Islands?
So when is the L.A. concert? Fuku posters do your job.
>>2701850UK or u.s.?
>>2701830You take your plushes to the onsen?
I don't like tanukis, I hate Teio with passion but then I see this on my feed and I mean how can I actually hate her now?
>>2701856US of course. UK too much regulations. Not that it matters at that level, but still.
Not looking good for der/v/
haven't been in /v/ma a lot lately, has there been any new OC or is everyone too busy playan?
>>2701897>new OCPlenty >playanWe're too busy melting down AND playan
>>2701897Quite a but, heres one of the best pieces by our drawGOD
>>2701897lots of OC, get cracking
>Wake up>Der/v/ is banned from europeFuck me, is HorseMD hiring?
Wake up.
>>2701924>can't wake up
>>2701901Kitasan is the perfect mix of sexy cute
>>2701927>some torenas unironically find this thing attractive
>>2701930>some torenas don't
>>2701930Drawchads SEX that thing
>>2701934>some
Does stats matter more than skills.I got a really decent Camp Taiki but she is only SS+
Some of you guys are alright don't go to chronogenesisdotnet tomorrow.
>>2701190This is a late post but tons of Quarterhorses (#1 horse breed in the u.s. and sometimes raced as Sprinters) are named after alcohols and guns and I remember encountering 4 horses named Magnum. Coors, Bud, Whiskey, and Colt are also very common names.
>new club member hasn't done a single career since joining Dancho-sama tasukete!
>>2701940>Not naming your horse Bud Light FellowNGMI
>>2701944A child of Belno Light and Bubble Gum Fellow?
>press Wit Training>"humu humu"
Spe is very sexy
>>2701953Nobody says this
3 days later and I still don't have a risky business + uma stan + nimble navigator + racing spirit stam ggpFuck this game
If I got to name a horse, I would call her "The El Caballa"
>>2701953I think she’s only sexy in the swimsuit, and not because she’s half naked. It’s because she’s dumb while doing it, it’s completely uncalculated. It’s not meant to be seductive, she just likes running around in a bikini and that’s hot because Suzuka is basically going “what are you doing put some clothes on.”
Holy shit I just got my highest ever highscore (playing since launch btw)
>stopped trying to mutate for a couple of days and only remade some TT umas>got 2 mood downs in 5 runs>try to mutate uma again>3 mood downs per run minimunThis shit is absolutely rigged
>>2702018Just use Riko for TT umas, her gold is on the cheap side and it always activates. And with dates you don't have to worry about mood downs so you can generally finish a TT runner in a single career.
anyone got a SICK 9* turf borrow stashed away somewhere? with some power sparks?
Should I glue a run with 273 speed at the Start of Classic? My speed cards literally don't exist, I haven't finished a run in over 2 days because of bullshit like this
I SURE LOVE GETTING FUCKED BY MY SSR CARDS
>>2702023Thanks for the advice but I have no problems with TT umas, the thing was with my mutant cm ace getting mood downs like crazy
What do >we think? I'm really sad I failed a +50 training early on it could've been even better. Joyful, Shooting and Blossom are offscreen.
will my uma being her own great grandparent have an impact on affinity?
>>2702049Noppers.
>>2702049No
>>2702052>>2702054big
>>2702049I don't know why these retards are gaslighting you she's going to contribute 0 affinity
>>2702049She'll just have 0 affinity but keep the race affinity afaik
Uma incest is BASED and it works for my aces.
>>2701752Bakushin is so fucking sexy In everything she does
Opinions? She also has ignited PWR and triumphant pulseKita didn't finish the event
>>2701809No one answered this so I will, perfect peep is really bad, the white version of meticulous measures is an aight gamble
>>2702058>>2702061it's only a problem if she's her own grandparent
>>2702074Thank you, but it's too late.
>>2702064>Uma incest is BASEDHell yeah
>>2702058Anon he said GREAT grandparent, Great grandparents aren't counted on the lineage.
>>2702076Just like Philip J. Fry...
>>2702077I'm sorry anon, I just woke up and was backreading. Sometimes if stuff gets lost its good to bump it
TURF STURF FUCKING S
>>2702076You are right, I am sorry >>2702049 I was wrong great grandparents don't affect, forgive me, I made a mistake
>>2702090You got rushed
>>2702070Few things I want to mention>huge lead is bad>bit of a witlet>no prof>THH might be inconsistent with the little mid raceLooks good though, although you can definetely do better, test her
>>2702091Ain't a big deal if it got corrected brochacho
5 minutes.
>>2702032Oh I can't read, my bad.
>>2702102Tiny baby nasty hand
>/v/ma wants me to hate her
I'm dreading the Tachyon banner and want it to arrive already so i don't have to worry about it anymore.
/v/ma still has three (3) spots open!Rules are the same:>try to do a career a day (McQueen fails are okay but don't abuse them)>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 days>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)>wuv yous and 5 square meals a day ARE mandatoryDrop an ID here if you're interested or apply at>570139754Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
>>2702113just think when it does start you can't even fully pull you have to wait for the 6-10 days of free pulls to end first
800858998008589980085899Join the rooma pls! I wanna see if this is an improvement.
>>2702113Even when it does arrive you still have to wait like a week since it has free pulls lol
>>2702122Goddamn, kitasan much like bakushin makes me diamonds
>>2702112Curren is cute when she's not talking about twatter. Unfortunately that's at most 10% of her career.
>>2702128Shes umastagram and umatok famous not umatter famous
>>2702129You can't just put uma in front of things
>>2702112/v/ma loves Curren, if you don't realize this you are either a newfag or just wrong
I haven't finalized my team comp for the sprint.I've got a pace and a late, what should my third be? Thinking of either a front or a second pace.
>>2702129I'm old enough to be legally allowed to consider them the same thing.
>>2702135A front with OYL and 564.
>>2702135Front is really bad and high investment in this track, I would recommend a second pace
>>2702127Consider ayabe pits
>>2702122I'll do two more, need a bit more data389745943897459438974594
>>2702139This is funny as fuck
>>2702112You can do what you want, I just personally don’t like her. Will never like, subscribe, hashtag, share or participate in other various things with social media.
>>2702112>>2702128Her calling you big bro is way more of a turn off than the social media shit.
right where I want 'em!
>>2702144>Double late startGame, please.....I just wanna see how this new oguri does771241117712411177124111
>>2702144>dead last again
>>2702026I got a 9* turf 7* with okayish whites, good enough?
>>2702135Second Pace
>>2702153I find it kinda funny because she is as tall as Finemo
>>2702158Oh yeah, that's what im talking about. I guess two more416157474161574741615747
>>2702159>second 3 times by extremely close margins
>>2702153Watch your mouth, we love imoutos here.
>>2702167>>2702158>>2702144>Witness to Legendthere's nothing more soulless than leaving your epithets on the default
>>2702167Okay she might be worse than the previous one....508309145083091450830914Last one for now>>2702170I'll change it later
>>2702153Social media is one of the biggest turn offs of all time. An uma could explicitly state in her career that her fetish is der/v/ club members and that would be less of a turn off.
>>2702176But umas who are married to der/v/ club members already have that fetish right?
>>2702171Hmmmm, never did so bad before, new oguri might be messing with the team comp? Idk. Will have to test moreThanks for coming. Can't do much more right now unfortunately.
>>2702160lemme see that ID neigha that sounds good
>>2702178>lost to no sprint S TaikiI feel robbed, truly sprintcasino
>>>/v/742923530Rough life for the remains of our people
>>2702184That one is still a pretty damn good taiki, I think sprint S is what. 1 length?
>>2702177I mean in the sense that it’d be fucking weird to be in a career. Imagine if Curren said “Join /v/mapyoi today, big bro.” It’d be fucking weird. That’s still less of a turn off than social media.
>>2702185So sad, if they said there was a a thread on /v/ here it would fill fast. At least that means the extraction process was 99% successful
>>2702180336163394443
>>2702153It's only a turn-off because of the context of her being an e-girl.
Sex motion makes me foam at the mouth
>>2702195How good is she anyway?
>>2702191ayy my manyeah thats niceive got a good amount of whites on my seiun now, so i might just run with this. ty king
>>2702195better than her ugly wedding dress at least
>>2702198Not bad. She's got a 564 effect in one of her evolved skills and two very rare gold skills.
>>2702198I think she's more Lawful Neutral than Good
>>2702195I wonder if by the time her alt comes out on global i will be able to forgive her for what she did to me.
within a single week btw
>>2702195Natie...
>>2702195Why did they forget to show her at Pakalive?
>>2702205>She's got a 564 effect in one of her evolved skillsNeigha what? Elaborate
I wish this got Uma Stan in amongst this…
>>2702202Shut the FUCK up. My wife looks DARLING in anything.
My Groove jobs in /v/ rooms but wins in pubs, what is this?
>>2702211They teased her outfit in the scenario MV.
>>2702218Yes but they usually talk abou BOTH umas and their kits, they didn't even do that, what gives?
I don't get nu-URA, someone please give me a quick rundown.I'm supposed to farm it a few times to get the skill sparks then inherit them onto a real parent, or something along those lines.
>>2702217I don't know but she seems sneaky good, isn't she? I feel like any unique that gives you speed on that final corner is really valuable especially on a late. Same with Wedding Mayano
>>2702157stamina is stored in the boobs
Finally, the sex of the franchise
>>2702227Welcome to the flatliners club
>Curren talk gave me the idea to rewrite her career except it’s about the /v/ clubs instead of social mediaI hate you guys.
>mfw no 1 fan earner and my club is barely holding onto b+
>>2702229Shuki...
>>2702212Her skills are>Evolved Smooth Sailing that when activated it lets you activate unique twice>Evolved Frontal AttackShe's aight.
>>2702219They only talk about the uma released in that week. Teased uma don't get a discussion, it's also like that with Loves Only You alt during breeder's cup scenario.
>>2702235I was used to it because Fuji and Pokke and Cafe and Donna and most other Pakalives I saw released them both at the same time, I thought it was standard practice
>>2702230/herse/LORD.....
>>2702236It gets weird, sometimes second scenario alt is released like a week afterwardsThen there are the third alts...
>>2702195She does look pretty Fine with her hair down.
>>2702242BIGGER
How reliable is it to activate Air Groove's unique as a late?
>>2702243
>>2702245you could check on hakuraku
>>2702251That's just Diamond with smaller ears and a little hair dye
>>2702251Security! Take this man to room 101
>>2702253Correct.
>>2702251>didn't make her hair biggerngmi
>>2702241This artist really needs to draw them having happy desperate pent up sex already
>>2702240>third altsDoesn't exist though, until the FACE gets one
>bad career seed todaywelp, guess it's a parent run kind of day
I wuv all my clubmates except the ones who ask for sashes
holy shit thank you Urara
>>2702242DANCHOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING>>2702251This is very hot proceed get the damn race outfits installed already
Alright I'm done mutating, I don't think I'm ever getting this "lucky" again even though the run had 5 mood down events and a 6% failure power training.
>>2702282that is a lot of stamina for a sprint
>>2702282Ratinglet but making a front sprint mcqueen by itself is already really funny. Host a room?
>>2702276Wtf I want to request sashes now
>>2702255I WANT TO BE TAKEN TO EPSATONO ISLANDI WANT TO BE PASSED AROUND BETWEEN FINE AND DIA
>>2702254Try it.
>>2702283Yeah but>win the haruten objectiveSo i had to get at least 450 to gamble as late by senior inspo
Anyone up for some rooms?
unity is fucking dogshit it eats all the good events, i've seen fl one like three times total
50 minutes left on the Steam Sale, made my final picks, what do you think?
>>2702293I've lost all 10 /v/ma rooms and 10 pubs I've joined.
>>2702293346470403464704034647040
>play eternity runs frothing at the mouth because you didn't get .1% fast learner event>finally get it>lose finals against autofill acewhy do you torture yourself like this?
>>2702287CHRONO NO
>>2702291Yeah that’s the price of running these careers, you gotta overstam.
>>2702298I haven't played Ghost Trick in like 15 years but I do remember that game owns
>>2702301that's what you HAVE to do in current jp tho
>>2702299Can't lose if you don't join any
Some of these umatations are crimes
Finemo inspired me to get ramen for lunch, what type do I get?
>>2702316MANT miso
>>2702300899280288992802889928028
>>2702300Man I should just rebuild my oguri as late if she's going to sit her ass on 6th place all race
>>2702316Get some shoyu ramen that shit slaps
>>2702319The uma I'm trying to test has late started in every room.
>>2702327It happens, you just gotta keep going. Theres nothing you can do to prevent late starts.
>>2702319715888357158883571588835>>2702321build late and be last position instead
>>2702287Junior you dare?!
>>2702331AIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2702319>S+ Flower winshow in the actual
>>2702298armored core 6 is amazing, have fun
ACKAt least I can safely conclude that my new oguri is way worse than my previous one.
>>2702339Just bought those 4, thanks!
>>2702310If anything, they’re fighting for freedom. They are true Americans. It is an uma’s goddess given right to run on any surface, at any distance they wish, to be free to run wherever they want, however they want.
>>2702330591132915911329159113291
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>job NHK>job Derby>Sometimes this stupid sexy gremlin is alright.
30 minutes
LET ME CLOCK RACES IN UNITY JESUS FUCK I'M SICK OF JOBBING TO RACES SHE HAS 600 SPEED FOR AND MISSING OUT ON 60 STATS AND USEFUL HINTS FROM HER SECRET EVENT
>>2702350For what
>>2702355Apologise to MANT first
>>2702356THAT
>>2702355If it makes you feel better. I heard we also can't clock career races in GL
Another bunch of games bought that I probably won't play as I keep slaving away in the Uma, MH and TF2 mines, HOW DO I GET OF MY ASS AND PLAY ALL THESE AMAZING VIDYAS I SHOULD'VE PLAYED YEARS AGO?
>>2702359That did not make me feel better, no.
>>2702361Well, you finish your aces first.
>>2702251This made me think, do Alts that change the hairstyle also change it in the uniform? It would be lame if they didn't and would mean fucking Koikatsu has more attention to detail than the original game itself
>>2702347i keep forgetting to screenshot the right place457954974579549745795497
>>2702361You have to stop playing games with dailies
>>2702366Funny thing, I still don't have a functional team yet, they've lost all rooms I entered
>>2702369How the fuck are you guys consistently making UGs? My best attempts are like SS, and maybe SS+ if I'm lucky.
>>2702369>Can see a slight pixel of your nameYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2702374Same, honestly, it's kind of discouraging
>>2702374>>2702377I'm able to make high rank umas but they can't win for shit.
>>2702374>>2702377Well id be happy to help, what kind of umas are you guys running and what kind of decks? Honestly a lot of making a good UG is knowing when to rest and when to race cuz a lot of it boils down to spamming wit
>TOREINAH TITUS PULLO IS A HERO OF THE /V/MYPYIOI LEGION... BUT LOOK AT HIM NOW. JUSTICE KNOWS EVERY MANS NUMBER. HE HAS COMMITTED A TERRIBLE SACRILEGE, BUT HE WILL PAY FOR IT WITH HIS LIFE, AS WILL ANY MAN HERE THAT BREAKS THE LAW.>SMUTPOSTERS AND SHITSTIRRERS WILL BE FLOGGED>FUKUTARDS WILL BE STRANGLED>FLATLINERS WILL BE CRUCIFIED
>>2702374Skills and stats past above 1200 or 1300 is score inflation
>>2702374If you are getting SS in new unity, you have bad cards or just don't click training enough.
>>2702369798096087980960879809608>>2702375AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2702381lmaoo
>>2702374Same, I think I'm running too many races. But if I don't race, I won't have the skill points for all the golds to get UG. I don't get it.
>>2702380I'm using the standard 2 speed, 3 wit 1 Gutshin and as many power sparks as I can, it should be retarded easy but I always fall short in the 2 of the 3 main stats (usually power, sometimes all 3)
>>2702389Use SP bonus cards, train more. Fuck races unless it's a G1 and your trainings are ass (and you have high energy). Especially prioritize balls and good wit trainings. A G1 is like 60 SP -energy. A good wit training can be 25-30+ SP, +energy +stats. My UG's have like 13 races.
This bitch just makes me see red. I'm foaming at the mouth and barking like a dog anytime I remember she exists
>>2702385939478159394781593947815
>Taiki (double crown)>Oguri (double crown)>Curren (single crown)>Nishino>Groove>Fuji These are your q/v/eens. Place your bets on who will be the last q/v/een of the MANT era
>>2702400I want Groove, it would be extremely fucking funny
>>2702400I think nishino got it in the bag
>>2702400I will enter self-exile for until the next CM comes around.
>>2702400I'm gonna build the meanest Janny groove just to see if she luckshits it
>>2702400Why are you even asking you silly billy IFLOSINGWIN
>>2702399850917938509179385091793Last one
ENOUGH WITH THE PURPLE FLAMES ON STAMINA
>>2702400I have a great taiki but im putting flower in. I think it would be funny
>>2702287>>2702331This went very underappreciated.
>>2702400MANT era's done tho
>>2702408I seriously hope she wins
>>2702400The fat one
>>2702411I'm about to not cap speed on a 20% growth uma because these bitches are allergic to being on speed training ever
>>2702415Not quite yet, we are living through the fall of MANT
>>2702223Lates are not that good, she can still trigger it as a pace chaser but I feel my Oguri just outperforms my other 2 runners 90% of the time
This reminds me i gotta finish drawing my kitatits
>>2702400Deploy the mutant army.
>>2702410Thanks for joining!
>>2702400She has a very low chance but I will still try
>>2702418Glad we both agree
Test
>>2702436Coming back from vacation retard-kun?
More rooms!978520859785208597852085
>>2702400>no kingu
>check my veterans for potential parents for the dirt CM>not a single 3* Dirt>exactly four 2* Dirt
Any other frogs here? Excited for the game?
>>2702446Me I can't wait for Teio 2.0
>>2702446You need to beat those filthy sandniggers please, all of Europe is with you
Some Cute Neicha for you guys, its the new JP card
>>2702446I hope there aren't, one french person is enough
>>2702439GYAH
>>2702449In soccer or IRL?
>>2702449Don't worry our browns are the strongest in the universe
>>2702450young hag
>>2702450She's supposedly really good right?
>>2702439If I could stop being in 1st and 5th & 6th on the final corner that would be fucking great
>>2702450Is that an octopus cone?
Again!278131272781312727813127
>>2702450Why does Neicha have a handwich with a raw octopus inside?
>>2702463Octopus is delicious dude
Last for Windy!
>My hounds....
>>2702450Neicha always gets the best haircuts
I'll bake a new thread since we got rooms going on.
Baking meltdown imminent
>>2702466That's not Windy
>>2702466>10 secondsBro was ready lmfaoWhatever, i'll just catbox more cute neicha art. Lots of JP artists are also very happy about her new card and how shelookshttps://files.catbox.moe/tvnpbh.jpg
Remember to report stinkofag for avafagging
2 minutes it's dober
>>2702466Actually you weren't last
Based Mayabro, the og queen is coming for the crown
>>2702400All in on fuji
>the Fr*nch could be hereHorrifying
>>2702470Based Mayano destroying the falseflagger.
>>2702470Based based based
>no beeshino>no titmerican>just SOVLNow THESE are rooms! Again!https://files.catbox.moe/lj2oyi.jpg243500552435005524350055
Why did Stinko Baldy do it
>>2702470My fuarking heroI COPY
>>2702488Curren has no soul
>>2702495
Sorry danchou I'm in full fishing for the high roll mode I will not be finishing runs after 2nd inspo if they're both bad
new bread doko
>>2702502Were you going to go to /vg/ again you fucking schizo?
Can we take this to the IRC? It's clearly done for trolling>>2702485>>2702487>>2702487
>>2702489My theory is that a stinkyfag is mad at how unpopular she is and is trying to drive people mad since any attention is good attention, even negative. This is false btw. He's just a cancerous retard.
>>2702517Get fucked Windyfag, you lost.Mayano and Palmer WON.
>>2702523I was referring to ritualfag too, the reports don't ork
>doing Mambo's career outside of MANT for the first time>she gets a nosebleed and can't enter the Japan CupDoes that happen every time or is there some invisible trigger causing it? Also lol
>>2702582>doing Mambo careerThis puts a smile on my faceAlso, as far as im aware it always happens.
>>2702582Yes, happened in the irl career
>>2701388I'm uglier than 300 speed by the end of classic year and yet I'm not as ugly as these fags
>>2702331Kino
>>2701617I don't... care. I like Shinko is the thing. That's why I was befuddled by her appearing in the chef's outfit.>>2701611Damn it. I was really hoping Japan was paying attention to her again.