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>>2720184
THIS THREAD IS CHINESE
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>>2720184
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>>2720184
Take this dirter
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>>2720188
How did she learn this?
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i do not care for Copano Rickey
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Windy Horunoda!
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>>2720184
ni hao gweilos
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>>2720192
Why not?
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So Is rickey actually chinese or what
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>>2720199
She's not literally chinese, she just looks and acts chinese
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>>2720199
no she just read too many light novels and became a cultivator
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>>2720198
1. D*rter
2. Too chinese
3. Front
4. Metaslop horse
5. Newma
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>>2720199
No she's just larping. His IRL owner was big into some chink spiritual shit, hence her theme.
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Is Satono Crown more Chinese than Richard?
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>>2720203
>she's just larping
She quite literally got powers from a dragon god and hears the voice of the earth
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>>2720191

She needed to learn forbidden arts to defeat the Hokko.
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>>2720209
She hears the Sounds of Earth??
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>>2720206
Satono Crown wishes she was Chinese that's the difference
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>>2720209
The larp has no bounds.
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>>2720209
yeah bro and biko is a sentai that fights evil
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Chinese umas
>Rickey
>Crown
>Ardan
Who else?
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Rank these umas in terms of chineseness
>Rickey
>Crown
>Ardan
>Stay Gold
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I will not pull for a newma until Sounds of Earth.
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>>2720218
>>2720219
>Ardan
Did i miss something
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>>2720218
>>2720219
Chinese mind
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>>2720220
Sounds might be a whoma but I liked her in the anime
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>>2720220
>plays a gamblers game
>doesn't pull for the gambler
Sovlless
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>>2720221
She retired to and was buried in China
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>>2720221
IRL horse was sent to china to breed. He also died and buried there.
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>>2720219
That is exactly the correct ranking
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>>2720221
I read somewhere that Ardan had a very successful stud career in China so they love that horse and therefore the uma too.
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I think Daitaku WEIlios should be included in Chinese discussion
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>>2720221
she's built for bcc (not breeder's cup classic)
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>>2720225
He*, the uma is too present in my mind
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Better get those sashes ready for Ricky
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>>2720230
True, there are at least 5 chinese umas
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>>2720224
I mean I wouldn't consider Festa to be a newma
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I'm almost to summer camp 2 and she's still green she just refused to show up anywhere useful this run
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Mambo is another Chinese uma, the brainrot mambo videos come from china
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>>2720184
Kong Wenge thread.
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>>2720199
back when she was being designed cygames sent the early draft to the owner and the owner pointed out changes so she had better feng shui, cygames decided to run with that schtick and made her entire character based around feng shui
it's not that she's Chinese it's that feng shui and taoism are inherently based on chinese stuff
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Thread might be too Chinese
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No way you guys are mentioning chinese umas without my goat
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>>2720241
I like to imagine Rickey Brickeys toreina as some guy extremely western guy completely oblivious to shit like that.
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>>2720244
/v/ma won is chinese???
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>>2720248
Look at her eyes, doesn't she do Kung fu
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what if instead of OHAYOOOOOO it was NIHAOOOOOOO
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>>2720250
She's too pretty to be Chinese
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>>2720230
>can easily make acquaintances
>was a formidable opponent (set like 3 records)
>loved an evil woman
Helios is closer to Liu Bei more than anything imo
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>>2720253
I'll accept it but only if Haru is wearing a qipao while saying it
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Hold up, do these new races mean I have to get my completionist titles again?
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A friendly reminder that copano rickey solos your fav verse.
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post Jade-like beauties
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Does anyone unironically know how to do the feng shui stuff, I want good Feng shui to attract rickey
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She's not a Chink.
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>>2720258
Nah, they dont take your titles away like that
>>2720260
Her eyes really do have that color, dont they?
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>>2720266
I used to be into that shit but I forgot most of it. I have some books on it somewhere but it's been 20 years.
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>>2720271
Literally why would you be into that shif
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>>2720272
>place your chair in a specific way
>no late starts on CM finals
Why aren't you?
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>>2720276
So that's why bakushin and kitasan haven't been finishing their chains
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Don't let the UmaCCP distract you from the fact that Rickey canonically likes shotas
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>>2720272
Instead of reflecting on yourself, it's easier to change your furniture.
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Countdown to anni should begin in 5 minutes correct
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我想吸吮目白阿尔丹的乳房
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She'll be a decent parent for Falco, right?
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>>2720282
It happens when it happens.
Tomorrow IIRC
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Good mornin faggots, you guys ready for za rooms?
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>>2720286
If yours, explooooode.
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>>2720286
WHY CAN'T I GET THESE
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>>2720286
Not bad, the thing that sucks is the parent with the most amount of whites is falco herself but its no biggie
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>>2720284
现在还不是时候。我们必须着重于你的内在修养。
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>>2720288
last time i joined a room was in october, so nope!
>>2720284
What?
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>>2720210

Do the dirters actually interact much in their stories? I know Hokko/Rickey/Acute/Espoir/Transcend rand around the same time.

Actually now that I think about it, is there another big dirt era since then? All these dirters are from like 2012ish.
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>>2720200
So she is a larper like el pasa and her Mexican wrestler larp?
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I failed my dailies... AGAIN
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>>2720294
Fucking whomas
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>someone in my club is already asking for kawasaki kinen sashes
I'm not the boss but if I was that would be a kickable offense
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Honestly this thread has good vibes and is funny, I look forward to the rickey reign.
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It's a new day!
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>>2720296
She is spiritually chinese after the dirt dragon god gave her magic powers
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>>2720301

Are there any actual Rickey-fags who will mutate her to turf?
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>>2720304
There's at least one planning to do so
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Stop reminding me about this fucking pile of dogshit
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>>2720304
Aye aye
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>>2720309
I still don't get what it actually does
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They broke daily sales lol
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>>2720312
its a compass that points to a location in the room that has luck flowing through it
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>*tap* Bitch where you at?
>I'm out here gettin' yo money.
>That's what the hell I thought, thank you grandma.
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>>2720312
>if you move to where I'm pointing good thing happen
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>>2720315
That makes no sense
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>>2720294
Chinese somehow cannot translate Mejiro Ardan
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>>2720319
Neither does Feng shui neigha
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>>2720314
How so?
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我以我氏族的的名义发誓,定要诛杀星期日氏族的所有后代——否则就战死在战场上!冲啊!!!!
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>>2720290
>>2720291
Yeah it's 9* but it could still be better.
>dirt spark means it'll only be usable for falco and ricky, along with transcend, hokko (?), and espoir city (who?)
>el has almost no skills at all

>>2720292
How is that a bad thing?
Aren't umas allowed to inherit from themselves as grandparents?
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So if I move my bed, put my chairs in a corner and open a window I will win all CMs?
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>>2720329
That's the gist of Feng shui, but also something about colors and lucky stuff and qi flow. It's very esoteric bs
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>>2720255
her doomed romance with ruby makes /our wei/ an Isekai Chinese protagonist who transmigrated into an uma
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>>2720328
>Aren't umas allowed to inherit from themselves as grandparents?
Yeppers, it's just they get no affinity bonus
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>>2720328
>Aren't umas allowed to inherit from themselves as grandparents?

Inbreeding has 0 base affinity. Of course with G1 maxxed parent this isn't a huge issue but still lower chance to get inspiration from that specific grandparent.
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>>2720327
SPEAK NIHON
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>>2720295
Im pretty sure the dirtgang features often in their stories.
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>>2720330
I have a chinese restaurant in front of my house that makes some killer ox and beef fried rice. Should I ask them about feng shui?
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>>2720324
We got extra after the maintenance
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>>2720331
Palmer is just incredibly easy on the eye. What a beautiful Uma.
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>>2720332
>>2720333
>no affinity bonus when inbreeding
Goddammit this is the first time I've heard of this and now I'm sad.
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Knowing that automode wins every g1 automatically regardless of stats makes me want to grind parents even less
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>>2720336
Yeppers
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>>2720342
That's a really good thing desu.
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>>2720340

It's base affinity afaik, not total affinity. Base affinity varies between umas but it's like 7-30+ points. You add race affinity to this.
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Are we chinesemaxxing ITT? How do I chinesemaxx?
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I didn't realize how MANTbroken I was until now, I finished the event extremely fast and didn't do a single one of these.
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>>2720348
Go to your local asian supermarket and eat some dim sum
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I had a dream where we got 4500 apology carats because a banner was bugged, and then I woke up and now I'm sad.
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If the people are up for it I can host rooms. Has anyone improved their team?
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More good omens from the daily shop
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That one Californian anon is gonna wake up and see /v/ma taken over by the Zhōngguo
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>>2720350
Ill do it, what's my order to luckmaxx?
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>wake up in the glorious state of California
>/v/ma is chinese
The FUCK happened
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>>2720353
>Has anyone improved their team?
There was an attempt
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>>2720352
I wish, the only other gacha I played once had a banner fuckup and they gave 300 of the currency to everyone (tenners cost 50)
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>>2720353
I have not. Might join or host later if today goes well
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Bamboo Memory in testing rooms has a remarkably good sense of finding the perfect route to getting herself blocked.
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>>2720359
加利福尼亚将被征服,并并入辉煌的中国帝国和中华人民共和国。
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You are courting death /v/ma.
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>>2720359
The kingdom of WEI won, it's over for Shucucks and wubetas
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>>2720359
叛徒不得安宁,汉军绝不退缩!冲啊!
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>>2720357
>1 order of Har Gow
>1 order of Siu Mai
>1 order of Char Siu Bao
>1 order of shrimp Cheung Fun
>1 ofder of spare ribs with black bean sauce
>1 turnip cake
>1 order of chicken feet
>1 Chinese broccoli with oyster Sauce
>1 order of egg tarts
This will MAXIMIZE your luck
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I miss spice bags so much...
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>umamusume china_dress order:score
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>>2720365
You're running bamboo? How has she done in general?
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>>2720324
I got all of mine after today's reset at once. Unless that's an intended change that I missed.
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>>2720384
Oh I think that was an intended change since it was in the notice
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>>2720379
>umamusume china_dress order:score
>order
do neighas really have accounts on danbooru?
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>>2720375
I don't really eat chinese food how much is this
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>>2720387
Digitan would
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I'M FREE
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>>2720379
Das it mane, I fucking love the china_dress tag too
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>>2720379
Holy shit you could order this whole time?
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>>2720393
Nice!!!! Gib code
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>>2720395
order:score on danbooru, sort:score on gelbooru
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>>2720379
for me it's rating:questionable the goat
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>>2720398
Yup this is gonna make my niche fetishes so much better, thank Digigoat
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Is there a consensus whether the GL gold skill will be good?
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>>2720380
This was her best run in the few tests I did here yesterday, which really isn't bad considering this neigha she came second too tends to be dominating the rooms. That aside yeah she really seems to just love getting herself blocked, she can really rocket if the gamble lines up with rising dragon and her ult though and all the other shit.
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Why did the Chinese get to keep Ardan's corpse and not Mejiro State?
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>>2720398
>>2720400
when i look for a popular fetish but already have scrolled through the top results, i do stuff like sort:random, score:>200. keeps things fresh every time
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whoever asks for nambu hai sashes gets put in the dick flattening machine
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>>2720407
kashiwa kinen sashes please
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>>2720396
But I just added a dirt seiun which is turning a profit...
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>>2720403
Oh you're talking about the pebbleman? Yeah If you can place 2nd consistently against him I'd say your odds are really good. Mind hosting a room or two? I wanna see how she does
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>>2720417
Placing 2nd is not an achievement
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>>2720419
It's Dotover
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first turn in senior year
imagine having your wit cards show up on wit, couldn't be me
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>>2720407
Nobody even has them what's the point of asking
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>>2720268
I worry she would be a helicopter parent
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>>2720406
Danbooru doesn't allow me to use more than 2 tags per search...
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>>2720424
Low statline but it can be saved
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>>2720429
use Gelbooru for that
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Event point tally
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I don't care who Xi sends, I am not becoming chinese
Chinese Century won't happen, all world powers will just regress into regional ones
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>job to the Victoria Mile with 900 speed and lose out on 60 stats and skill points from secret event
I'm going to fucking break something
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Is there no way to change to night races?
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>>2720434
3 million here
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>>2720417
59835603
Playing Palworld, but I’ll give you one in which she’ll no doubt embarrass herself!
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>>2720197
gwos...
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Do not pursue L/v/ Bu
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Will they add solos to the jukebox or will it forever be concert songs? I want to open the game and hear digigoat's song blasting.
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>>2720434
1.1M still like 25 TTs left and a bunch of MANT careers and races
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>>2720295
The Big Dirt Era is officially here, anon. Yanko is the strongest racehorse in recently, already achieved historic feats.
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>Kita doesn't finish her chain for the 10th(!) career in a row
>1* wit 1* pace
>reroll
>1* wit 2* pace
That's it, I'm Nunitybroken. I'll be flatlining until GL drops, and I'm not sorry.
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>>2720444
Only on dirt racetracks
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>>2720452
I believe the solos will be added but don't quote me on that
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>>2720458
why do only the no good disgusting d*rters get the kino night races?
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>>2720456
>Rerolling ace run sparks
ISHYGDDT
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Rise and shine boys, only 3 for now, I need to do some looping before the game
53020689
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>>2720450
>L'Bee Bu
what did anon mean by that?
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>>2720447
And embarrass herself she did! On mobile so now result screenshot.
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which of these is the best?
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>>2720454
Yeah but does yanko have any rivals?
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>>2720430
turns out it could not be saved
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>>2720473
The one on the far right, the one on the far left has the best skills (minus some stinkers like countermeasure) but no shooting bricks you. You are below the 0.6 accel minimum
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>>2720462
NTA, but im a retarded frontfag, and ive never sacced my runs becausse "but what if this one will hit the 3*GW spark"
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>>2720419
99% of the people you run into are not going to have Uma as strong as that guy. My Kingu has a win over him so I’m confident enough she will take me to my third place A finals.
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speed carryover on that final corner really is crazy
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>>2720484
Also, even if they’re strong they can randomly all get triple late started and instalose. My Cancer 2 plat told me that no matter how stupid or bad your strategy is, sometimes you just win or lose for the dumbest reasons ever.
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>>2720473
Have you tested any of them? All of them are short of 1 or two skills to be great. I think 1 and 5 are gonna be your best bets
>2 has great skills but has only 0.2 consistent late race accel since ignited power is a gamble
>3 does not activate groundwork has a bad skill (countermeasure) and no shooting (still not that bad though)
>4 is a mess
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>>2720434
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>>2720469
Defeated by my own clubmate? Hahaha, the feeling is not entirely unpleasant.
97204488
97204488
97204488
Two more, i gotta bounce soon.
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>>2720473
Number 1. 3 and 4 don't have active GW and so are DQ'd. 5 has lots of skills but almost no mid race and will not be able to get into 3rd-4th. 2 is close to 1 but Head-On is better than ISP and you need accel since you don't have SfV.
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How's that Rice on the bottom panel called anyway? i need more gifs of her
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>>2720496
Number one does activate gw bro
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the best event spook is when your wife spooks you
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>>2720495
I understood that reference. managed to no-hit owl father but still haven't unlocked inner father
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>>2720500
I don't know the official name, I have always thought of her as Rice Gremlin
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>>2720502
That's a full stop after "1", not a comma.
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>>2720500
zakkoku rice
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>>2720509
I am blind
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>>2720500
zakkoku is the name of weird Rice
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You may not like it but the new meta is going to be setting alarms so you can wake up every 50 minutes to start a new parent run throughout the night. If you don't do this you will fall behind.
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I will not watch 3 Kingdoms no matter how funny you make it sound
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>>2720515
maybe if youre a LUCKLET, sure.
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>>2720515
t. danchou
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bukkake rice
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>>2720515
This made me think, do you think I could set up an AI agent like Claude to do this for me?
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Chinks be like labubu's ambition can only be stopped by ni chi wang hao
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>>2720524
KEK THEY DO BE LIKE THAT
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>>2720460
If you haven't noticed the JRA runs every G1 at like 3:40 PM their time on the dot. NAR just does things later I guess.
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>>2720477
>>2720488
>>2720496
Thanks bros, I had no idea countermeasure was bad and I was just picking up whichever skill said Sprint. I was also not using a Taiki parent so getting Street Fighter V was pretty much rng. Not like everything else isn't but I was just mindlessly shitting out runs and these were the best out of the bunch.

Seems like a split between 1 and 5 though. Is SFV mandatory?
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>>2720523
sure, sounds relatively token intensive since you need to buy skills and determine how good the sparks are but it can be done
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>>2720522
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>>2720515
Neigha you already have to spend TP Juice on doing 5 borrows + spark rerolls, 50 minutes means you get 5 TP back, are you gonna pay from your carat reserves to do all these careers?
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>>2720536
She is not that attractive.
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>>2720537
...you won't?
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>>2720518
i mean, its less about being "funny" and more about just being a good story, the writing is really gripping and leaves you wanting to find out whats next. even though the cinematography itself may be a bit lacking. (mainly the choreography of the fighting scenes is not good at all, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pz3WCQ5JBo)
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>>2720460
They run at night to hide and make it easier to steal your plats. Every plat you could have had but lost? It wasn’t stolen by another player, but by a dirter. Why else would you get the rewards for finals at night, despite the fact that the race happens during the day?
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>>2720540
Fuck no. t. Your Danchou
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>>2720536
FUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKK
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>>2720543
I believe this
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>>2720495
Thanks for the races! Sorry for taking long and ending prematurely. Gotta go. I'll do more testing in a few hours
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>>2720506
The two Owl fights were easily the hardest fights in the game for me.
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>>2720551
Thank you for hosting even though these lobbies make me want to commit suicide
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>>2720533
gold shower
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goddamn the event story is ass
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>>2720531
SFV is pretty mandatory because it triggers at the perfect point in the late race if you ever want to know if a skills timing is good or not you can check in the umalator and in hakuraku when they trigger
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>>2720555
Unironically don't feel bad about it. Its crazy how literally no one from both boards can consistently beat this faggot. Placing 2nd is a victory, just like how Doto and Sham would be monsters if Tm Opera O and Secretariat didn't exist.
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>>2720434
I only did one mant run for the sake of the trophies and I don't feel like doing 4 more suicide makweens either so no title for me
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>>2720555
>>2720564
Nothing has made me more confident than snagging a few wins yesterday.
Check back in next week to see me screaming about my triple late start in the finals.
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I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO CLOCK RACES OUTSIDE OF MANT
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>>2720531
>I had no idea countermeasure was bad
It's a terrible gamble
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>>2720570
Cock is tickling...
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>>2720574
WHORREN would say this.
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RIP professor and high spirits, you were the exchange for sprint S and fast learner
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>>2720564
>Its crazy how literally no one from both boards can consistently beat this faggot.
the people that can finished their aces a week ago and have no more need for testing
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>>2720564
Nah I know, I already know I'm not beating 3 strong meta umas with two debuffers in the lobby. I just like the thrill of winning every once in a while

It's nice to have a place to race regardless
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I just remembered this other glitch I caught while my PC was about to die
>circa: January 2026
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>>2720562
funny how there hasn't been a good one at all since the VR MMO one
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>>2720580
I feel this on a visceral level
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>>2720580
Rice Segfault...
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>>2720580
Rice VILLAINs malice has corrupted her.
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>>2720581
its because of those damn elevens complaining that it was too good
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>>2720576
>Plan X
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>2720580
Rice has finally reached the peak of her VILLAINY and has begun consuming the universe.
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>>2720587
Jesus man, plan x is not a brick as you make it seem to be. It was a fast learner run and I literally ran out of sprint/pace skills to fit in
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Words of wisdom from the gracious young master of feng shui. Keep this in mind and you too will enter the realm of first-rate!
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>>2720594
I really dig that eye color, the kind of neon hot pink I enjoy
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>>2720594
>moderation
Fine, I'll only be fondling her ears for two hours per day instead of four.
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>>2720591
Yeah but its very low priority compared to other stuff I didn't see so its okay
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>>2720594
She is such a fucking donkey
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>>2720594
huge ears, will pull for her
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>>2720598
She has right/nakayama/standard for GW and outer post for the cheeky 100 speed along with budding blossom. She's doing pretty well in pubs
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>>2720594
based
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>>2720485

It's just maths. In mid-race everyone runs at same max speed. If you have active speed skill when late race hits it means you start accelerating from a higher speed than everyone else, effectively gaining lead over them for the whole accel phase until everyone hits their max speed (if everyone accels with same strength).
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Okay I need a definitive Donkey list, so far I got
>Rob Roy(the donkiest)
>Rice
>Taishin
>Rickey
>Vega
>Bright
>Admire Groove
>Potentially Bamboo
>Amiya
Am I missing someone?
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Very important question. How cowish is Rickey?
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>>2720608
Do not look up panels of Biwa in Star Blossom
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>>2720608
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>>2720611
What the fuck?
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>>2720608
I think Kawakami has some pretty big listeners
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>>2720610
Eh, about average for an umamusume
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>>2720608
>>2720610
>all the potential
>blender has to update
HEAVEN IS NOT ON MY SIDE!!!
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>>2720610
Average
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Every time I finish a run with Wedding Groove I'm shocked at how bouncy her tits are
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>>2720599
Rickey is approximately 1/9th ear.
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Is Gap Closer even a cope on Pace or are they already fucked at that point?
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Tomakomai?
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>>2720624
LMAO
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>>2720624
How many ears tall is rice?
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>>2720625
By that point you're beyond fucked
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>>2720626
I do not get the appeal for that pastry
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>>2720624
Rickey looks extremely Chinese in this picture
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>>2720610
Medium is premium.
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>>2720625
Super weak and 6th or worse is pretty much dead I imagine, because some girls will have hit their accels and it'll be impossible to catch them with your delayed ones (if you manage to activate them)
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>>2720631
As suspected, I will spend leftover points elsewhere
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>>2720624
Wait why are the ears two different colors, is it two different ear covers.
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What did she mean by this, and why is she talking to two clones?
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actually, ears go a bit inside the head. should this part also be measured?
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>>2720608
>Amiya
I still can't believe they did a collab with m*p. If that can happen then uma is not off the table...
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>>2720614
Holy...
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>>2720643
do you measure the part of your dick that's inside?
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>>2720629
The VILLAIN is 1/10th ear.
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>>2720638
both are ear covers
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getting real sick of seeing these ugly, manly stallions in my Tiara races meant only for beautiful mares
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I'm starting to struggle to fill out my conversationdex with how many umas we have now.
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do umas get ear boners
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>>2720649
Rice is so fucking hot bros
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>>2720653
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>>2720649
EARMOGGED
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>>2720608
ryan
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>>2720652
You can unlock em with keys
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>>2720632
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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>Slow Metabolism
>Migraine
>4 random mood downs
>not even to triple crown season yet
What the fuck did I do to deserve this career seed today?
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>>2720658
What's the point of collecting something if you can just pay to get it?
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>>2720658
>using keys
You didn't read the conversation
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>>2720650
fat
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You love to see it.
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>>2720660
I'm the Jarl's Thane, stop bothering me at once
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>>2720666
EXPLODE
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>>2720666
Checkd', but EXPLODE
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>>2720654
You're not supposed to talk about your little sister like that...
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>>2720666
woah, TWO whole Tachyons?
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>>2720666
ANOOOOOOOOOOON
YOUR LIGHT HELLO LUCK
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>Chinese posting to Donkey posting
The quality is just going down
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>>2720666
AWAY SATAN, YOU WILL NOT TEMPT WITH SEXSHI
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>>2720667
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard...
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>>2720678
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2720676
club drama doko
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>>2720666
Nice
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>>2720666
FUCK YOU SATAN YOU WILL NOT TEMPT ME
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>resting during summer camp cures Migraine but it still prevents the mood up
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
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>>2720676
But it's comfy funposting hours
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>>2720649
What about rob roy?
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>>2720676
>everything I don't like is bad
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since everyone's using pace then competitive spirit should be viable right?
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>>2720676
Donkeys are beloved, though
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>>2720687
yes, prepare for 9/9 pace
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Single circle maveric aparently gives 60 speed rather than 40, with double circle giving 80 instead of 60. Are there any other greens like it with even bigger gains?
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I am quite fond of the Unity senior year music, maybe I've just come to associate it with miraculous triple-bubble/double-rainbow run saving turns.
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is this good
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I am finally going back to the gym after almost a year of not stepping on one. I will imagine my wife's fat sweaty tits as I lift
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>>2720680
no drama when you have a based danchou
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>>2720694
you got all the good stuff, only missing a bit of power, it will perform as well as any other pace chaser not called taiki/flower/oguri
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>>2720695
McFlatty doesn't have any tits thoughever
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>>2720700
i wonder who could be behind this post
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>>2720685
Roy is about 1/10.5th ear
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>>2720643
Nah
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>>2720703
Well yeah because she is not my wife, I used her to represent me
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>>2720708
who is your fat tittied wife?
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>>2720705
I honestly just find it funny that's all
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>>2720708
Let me guess who your wife's big sweaty tits are then.
Fujin?
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>>2720692
The rickey green is gonna be like that, I think restraint gives 60 wit
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>>2720694
This is pretty much an UG uma, just sadly a powerlet. The only things that she are missing are
>speed carryover (light as a feather and prepared to pass)
>enough power to toggle power conservation
Host a room?
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>FL
>Sprint S
>powerlet
>abandoned by Bakushin
Mercy, please.
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>>2720702
good enough thanks
i metafagged last time so i decided not to this time

>>2720713
no thanks im saving my luck for the real races
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>>2720695
Reminds me of those weird thing people do to psyche themselves up to break PBs
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>>2720717
>free thinkers when its time for the CM
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>>2720717
Most diverse non-Dahby medium
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>>2720717
OUR HEROES
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Surprised no one posted this yet.
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>>2720717
This will be the dirst CM except replace Bourbon and Maru with Rickey and Falcon
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>>2720644
Hypergryph would do a collab with umamusume on a heartbeat, but I can't see cygames approving one, you have more chances betting on cygames introducing Steeplechase and Oju Chosan in the same update kek
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my parent runs so dogshit i don't even fight the stronger team before second summer
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>>2720427
She'd be a very protective mother. You'd have to make sure she gives your kids some space as they grow up.
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>>2720728
Amiya sexo
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>>2720692
Lone wolf gives 70 speed iirc
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>>2720694
Skill wise yes, you really want over 1200 power to get fully charged on the last spurt
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>>2720724
Let her beautiful voice out of NPC jail this instant Cygames!
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>>2720724
>Yoro g1s not named L'Arc
Who cares?
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I am glad dirters will be taking center stage soon.
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the graphics for the new dirt races look like cheap knockoffs
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>>2720676
Fool, donkey and china posting is /v/ma culture
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WHY CAN I NOT HIT UG????
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>>2720709
>>2720711
That's not important right now, What's important is that I'm more out of shape and depressed that I was last year, so I need to fix that. Also I started posting in /v/ma around the same time I started exercising so I am a much better trainer, I've grown (I remember dooming between sets about how my account was going to be bricked by not MLBing Speed Spe's Gourmand event account)
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>>2720742
that navel is just asking for it
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I'm putting the lid on my sprintslop prep, what do I need for next CM? Heard some rumblings on looping and I have no idea what that is
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>>2720744
>running stamina maxx c
>on a sprint
ISHYGDTT
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>>2720744
You're running Maxx "C" when you should be running Zealantis to force all of your support cards into the same training.
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>>2720747
I'm doing a NY Opera parent with my 3*pow 3* med and 3*pow 2*dirt umas for xOggers and Richard
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>>2720744
Bro your ancestral recall?
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>>2720744
imagine running KoDya and not hitting awful mood to ramp up her TE
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>>2720744
You need pot of greed and exodia
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>>2720744
>Power HOEdion
KEK imagine running a terrible statstick
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>>2720744
Orchis is powercrept, no one is running that garbage anymore.
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>>2720757
>sideboob and pit
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>Do a throwaway Urara run to check out the new dirt races
>Highroll a new rating record somehow
Okay I guess she's going back in my team trials squad
Her career feels way smoother now that she actually has a few graded races she can run before the first summer, and it seems like she's no longer entirely reliant on winning the Champions Cup to level up her unique skill at valentines day. I imagine this is going to be a pretty big deal for all the Uraragods out there
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>>2720757
Cheval Grand...
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>>2720757
Rulership's tits are insane
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>>2720744
>he didn't roll for speed Ryoshu
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>>2720762
Oh, I can actually run NY Urara on the dirt CM and get some actual skill points
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>>2720757
>introvert games addicted loser but is actually a 10/10 in a lewd racing outfit
K/v/no...
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Limbabs...
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>>2720766
I think every single groovespawn is a cow
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I thought ruby and tarumae were the same person
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>>2720774
Hope the donbro that we had around didn't get bullied too hard and dropped it.
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>>2720775
Those are the kinds of genes I like
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>>2720770
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>>2720775
>>2720782
What uma gene is the one giving birth to donkeys? Where is tachyon when you need her? That the kind of research all of umakind could use.
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I have cowfag fatigue
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>>2720776
I used to be unable to tell the difference between Spe and Teio
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>>2720786
No heterosexual male says this
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I have flatty fatigue, gimme more cows cyflatties
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>>2720792
Give me a fucking +100 bust cowhorse already you homos
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i have both cow and flat fatigue, give me personality
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>>2720788
Literally how they look nothing alike
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>>2720775
I forget, who are the groovespawns?
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>>2720786
Then post your flatties and mediums """""bro"""""" no one's stopping you
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Fuck all of you I want ASS umas, much like digitan I like staring at uma behinds..
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check THIS out!
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>>2720796
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I only now learned that needle woman can bail me out of a failed training from outside of my deck
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>>2720798
Not counting Air Groove herself
>Admire Groove
>Rulership
>Duramente
>Kiseki
>Titleholder
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Last MANT run, decent spark for an Oguri since it enables the triple S on a blessed RNG run
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>>2720757
I wish she was playable already
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>ynr Ebayan's never ever fan design
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>>2720801
Here. Catch.
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>>2720811
Artist?
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I wish my trainee's ears were bigger
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>>2720807
Would style S do much on non-fronts?
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>>2720811
curren is so cute..
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>>2720814
NVIDIA
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>>2720825
Fuck off Jensen
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>>2720825
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS
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My wife has decent sized ears though not rice tier. They're very cute.
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Is aspire a bad skill to have?
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>>2720826
i never asked for this
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>>2720801
Shakur has the best ass of all time.
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>>2720825
>I posted it
>Went to look it up
>It actually was slop
Uhhhh this is awkward
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>>2720801
Reminder Ayabe has quite the ass
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>>2720839
10 MANT fan runs to clear you from this sin.
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has a character's pr ever crashed this much in a single day?
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>>2720840
The anon drawing Ayabe's fat ass and puss slip last thread could use this
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>>2720833
Yeah it's really bad, look at how conditional it is
>running_style==2 (pace chaser)
>order>=2 (be 2nd or worse)
>distance_diff_top<=5 (0-2 lengths behind 1st place)
>distance_rate>=60 (can only proc at the 60% point of the race or further)
>phase==1 (can only proc during the midrace
>effect is to tncrease target speed by (0.05) with a base duration of 4 seconds.
Shit is terrible, the gold skill will likely be decent for guaranteed carryover but the white skill is horrible value.
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>>2720801
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>>2720833
White version seems a bit weak
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>>2720840
I don't remember this schizo ever being this hot wtf...
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>>2720833
Conditions: Generally helps if you are in place to activate it since it tries to help you push up even harder to steal first/speed carryover, but reliable Pace accels are all basically 2-4th on the corner or Nimble Nav so you'd have to work Angling into your builds so you don't lose if you do get 1st
Effect: Fucking weaksauce. 4 seconds of 0.05 target speed boost. The gold is 0.25.
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>>2720848
I like this newma whoma
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>>2720842
Nothing will top the fucking dogshit that was yesterday. Straight up filtered you know which uma after that.
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>>2720842
But this is a comfy bread. I don't even know what do you mean
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>>2720848
>>2720801
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>>2720848
Windy's a fraud though. CB isn't even on that list and assmoggs her.
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>>2720839
Pro tip: most images that are 832x1216 are slop.
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>>2720851
Would it be worth including the gold into pace builds? Kinda almost reminds me of daring strike.
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>>2720848
>no newmas have surpassed these child-birthing hips
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>>2720858
If her model reflected her stats she would look ridiculous
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>>2720861
That's actually Zephyrs skill
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>>2720865
Why is she associated with wind anyways? Did a tornado kidnap him?
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>>2720857
damn
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africans want big ass hyperboreans want big ears
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>>2720868
"Zephyr" is a light west wind named after the Greek God of the west wind, Zephyrus
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>>2720868

Probably just the name.
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>>2720848
Yeah I'm just gonna let Creek, Taiki and Dantsu do whatever the fuck they want with my pelvis
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>>2720848
I see, then my hunting list is updated
Red are the ones I am hunting for
Blue are the ones I already have, including all their racewears.
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>>2720850
all schizos are hot
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>>2720861
The only card in the game (even in JP) that gives you the gold skill is a Guts card and you don't want to roll on that and there's always better stuff to borrow.
Speed Tachyon's skill is fine for midrace since Paces don't have to cover as much ground as Ends and the base effect value is stronger despite lasting one less second.
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>>2720857
>posting the outdated one
https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/
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>uma hasn't won once in about 50 pubs
Not looking good...
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>>2720880
Jesus Christ Barbin
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>>2720871
None of that matters, all that matters is not having d*rter genes. Dirt G is pure. Dirt F is barely acceptable. Once you hit Dirt E then your uma is tainted.
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Does CM start today or tomorrow?
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>>2720885
never
EOS soon
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I oshi Zephyr not even joking, I liked her appearances so far and I love how chill she is, the wind shitposting is endearing. How viable is she anyway
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>>2720888
thank the goddesses
I can finally rest
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>>2720885
Tmw
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>>2720877
w-why are you hunting umas? we're meant to train them...
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>>2720884
Unfortunately a certain uma took over JP years ago and now everyone is related to a dirter
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>>2720882
Post em
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>>2720893
They've had it good for far too long
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>>2720848
zamn kawakami is ASS?
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>>2720882
Give me the rooma, I want my jobbers to run
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>>2720877

Wait for wedding Amazon.
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>>2720889
Zephyr is unironically pretty good. There's just better ones. She's pretty worth it if you want someone to dominate miles with but even in GL i can think of like 2 or 3 better pace milers
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Will dirter medium pace chasers be good because they get come what may and unstoppable?
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>>2720902
Hungry for what?
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>>2720910
They're not gonna be better than fronts but I expect pace to be decent.
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>>2720907
Who are you thinking of?
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What the fuck is this
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>>2720910
For the next CM or in general? Because paces have fuck all accels for that track if your name isn't XOguri or Rickey
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>>2720918
haiiii omaga haiii
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>>2720918
Mile Championship (forma de dirt)
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>>2720915
Both helios are pearl are equal or better milers
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>>2720918
It appears to be an M. C. Nambu Hai Winner's Sash, on sale in the daily shop for 5,000 monies. There is only one left in stock.
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>>2720920
I'm gonna mutate dirt doto, does i never goof up activate at a decent time?
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>>2720925
Isn't helios a front? Shes a runaway
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>>2720816
Iirc it's a % increase on wit, and if you run xOguri you don't want to miss wit checks
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>>2720608
North Flight
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>>2720931
it's an accel moderately worse than xog's
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>>2720933
style aptitude affects all wit things except skill activations so doesn't matter for xoguri unique
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>>2720933
bwo...
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>>2720932
You can run helios both as pace or front, she's way better as pace than front. Her alt is front only if you want a runaway.
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>>2720927
>clicks thumbs up icon and gives good feedback to BarbinGPT
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>>2720931

Buffed Doto unique is just a generic accel, it has no real conditions beyond "pass someone in late race". So it now always works in every track. The main issue is still that you need to pass someone immediately when late race starts to activate it in perfect place and this basically means you need some other accel to activate first.
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>>2720933
Style does not affect skill activation, just stuff like positioning
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>>2720910
pace will continue to be the worst strategy until condor speed and opera wit saves it
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>>2720941
I feel like this won't be that hard now that pacers are getting unstoppable
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>>2720944
You mean mcqueen wit? Opera wit is a long only borrowsloppa card like symboli kris s is for lates
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>>2720910
If I get Rickey on the 30 tickets that I have I'll run her as a pace, xOguri and regular Falco. Not many paces you can run here so I kind of expect to see Falcos, Marus, Rickeys, ny Urara, Amazon, Oguri and Gold City as the usual runners with the ocassional mutants
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>>2720946
Without Opera wit you don't have a win condition for longkino unless you're training Brian but saying that Brian saves pace would be the same as saying Christmas Oguri saved pace.
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>>2720951
>ny Urara
Some people will try but with Medium G she's not going to be as popular as the others you listed.
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dominator + 564 + keen eye is going to be the biggest cancer of CM17
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>>2720918
Must be greek
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Not gonna lie, its more or less impossible to properly Aoharu with two more G1s. You got so much of your schedule filled its basically MANT.
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>mfw have 11 umas for medium and long EACH with <10 bond
>it's only 6 for mile and 2 for sprint
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>>2720951

OG Maru does literally nothing and S.Maru will get run over by Rickey and probably even Falco.
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>>2720954
It wont be popular nor easy but I dont think it will be as miserable as people think post affinity rework
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>>2720965
>probably even Falco.
Most definetely. I remember this dirt CM. Falcon's alt was disgusting strong.
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>>2720971

Even OG Falco actually has working potential skills on dirt.
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>>2720951
Maru is over for now, she got relegated to your deck. Its gonna be xOguris + debuffers vs fronts.

You can make a Runaway to screw with fronts but corner is really,really long.
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CM17 will be the most soulless CM of all time because of the debuffers. The last three mediums were already filled with dominatorcucks and now some of the people who used based teams in them will try to make mutants and find out they can't reach the statline with the studs they have because you no longer just slam 18* power for every CM like the previous scenarios.
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>>2720978
EVERY CM IS THE MOST SOULLESS CM TO YOU PEOPLE
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>>2720978
who needs dominators when you can have two guaranteed murmurs for 1 additional gold recovery tax
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>>2720983
And yet they are always correct...
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>>2720984
XOguri exists and she comes with Gourmand
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>>2720983
In hindsight the dahby was cool
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>>2720984
>bring 2x murmur
>lose to xoguri shrugging it off
An excellent plan
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>>2720984
Its 2000 meters, if you could make aces for 3200 in heavy rain you can make literal tanks for it.
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>>2720983
All mediums are soulless irredeemable slop until xog gets taken out back and shot. Any other "this is the worst CM" is just skill issue
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>>2720988
>>2720990
>bring 2 murmurs
>lose to xog with 2 doms
>bring 2 doms
>lose to xog with 2 doms
and brickey is somehow the evil one here
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>>2720986
No they weren't
>Pisces
Longslop but not that bad
>Aries
Slop
>Taurus 1
Absolute Kino
>Gemini
Kino
>Cancer
Slop
>Leo
Kino
The problem is mediums
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>>2720989
It would have been good if Maruzensky had a daily legend race and Mr. CB's 5 race bonus didn't gatekeep F2Ps from being able to build end closers.
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>>2721000
Im f2p and built and won with end closers tho
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>>2720991

You don't understand how difficult it is to build stamina in GL and reach desired speed. Also greatly increased speed cap increases stamina required. Also the 2000m track has zero downhills so stamina required is greater than you think. Unlike Unity with Riko and MANT with shop+random stats you will not be getting 600+ stamina/guts without doing anything anymore.

You're looking to get around 800-850 stamina+600 guts without running a stamina card and before considering any debuffers (+100 stamina required per gold debuff).
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If all other things were equal on a pace sprinter, is it better to be a powerlet (~1100) with In High Spirits or at least 1200 power with Neck and Neck? My power parent has shit skill hints and questionable affinity so I'm trying to pivot to a speed parent with better hints and affinity.
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I AM THE ONE WHO XOGS
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>>2721005
At least 1200 with Neck and Neck. You want access to the extra accel mechanic and the gold accel is good insurance in the event that you miss SfV/Budding or if your pace ends up being the lucky pace.
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>>2721005
Powerlet with in high spirits
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>>2721005
Powerlet with IHS, N&N is nice but you're not winning if you don't get in position to SfV/BB.
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>>2721005
This depends on if you already have others accels in your kit, I lean powerlet with IHS if you already have at least sfv, blossom and one white consistent accel (like head on)
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>Oguri ran through the halls while eating a whole bowl of ramen because of this
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>>2721002
you know what you're right I should have just gotten mlb shinko windy from no rate up pulls I can see that it's a skill issue on my part that she didn't show up
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>>2720995
But how about rickey + double dom?
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I got 45k after sparking maruzensky, will I make it?
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>>2721019
Humu humu, you're going on the list with that TP bar.
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>>2721025
I just woke up, Chrono-sama...
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>>2721024
After CM and anni gibs you'll make it but don't spend anything. Not even a cheeky single on rickey.
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>>2721024
Depends on your future pull plans
>I was asking about Tachyon
Yeah but what are you gonna do after it
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>>2721029
So you're saying you didn't empty it before going to bed?
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>>2721032
I'm a lateLORD so nothing, save all of GL for wit ramonu and the three goddesses of late in GM
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Thank you anons. Daiwa is a very tempting cope card, but I think my skills are consistent enough to justify IHS.
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Few rooms?
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>class 6 retention was at 850.5k yesteraday
>now it's 846.8k
Hoeh?
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>>2721040
Shitters bringing down the average
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>>2721034
At that point I already used up all my borrows for the day and was waiting for reset
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>parent (singular) done
>even built a rickey parent I won't use for borrows
What now?
>TT
It's retarded to rebuild it before GL drops.
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Kitasan or Maruzensky if I'm training a non-front in GL?
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>>2721052
both
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>debuffer sweep and curren
What are pubplebs cooking?
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>>2721052
If you have access to both, both. Having all 3 of the major speed cards is a huge boost to your account quality
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>>2720858
>>2720863
If you need a better visualization of Windy's realistic size, consider how big Biwa actually looks at the same size.
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>>2721057
Just some average debuff builds probably
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>>2721054
Isn't Tachyon better than both for stats? Or are you suggesting a 1 wit deck layout?
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>3LB maru
>Kitasan
>Hopefully will MLB Tachyon
>Light Hello
>Fine motion
This leaves my borrow slot, what would it even go to?
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>>2721063
That's just the anime studio running wild, she's big but not that big in game.
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>>2721063
I understand why she makes the Banana fuckers crazy now
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>>2721066
wit cb for bonus sp
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>>2721066
Card that gives you a gold skill relevant to that track/position you are running, or like Creek in Mediums/Longs
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>>2721065
>Isn't Tachyon better than both for stats?
Nope, Tachyon is comparable to maruzensky due to the scenario link but she is the best stat stick in the game for now
>Or are you suggesting a 1 wit deck layout?
Nope, if you have the 3 major speed SSRs you can afford to run a borrowed SSR witcard for a full SSR deck
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>see that another goyball match will start soon
welp, thats enough of /v/ma for tonight, see yall tomorrow
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>>2721067
>she's big but not that big in game
Yes, good job anon, you got the point of the post.
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>>2721073
No one is even /sp/osting though
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>>2721074
Game takes priority over side projects.
Sorry windybro, hope you're irish.
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I didnt realize the full SSR deck era is here now
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>>2721073
¡VAMOS ESPAÑA!
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>>2721078
The numbers don't lie, only the models do in order to save space. Sorry, anon. Windy is only getting bigger from here.
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>>2721079
With everyone having the same excellent cards what do whaleoids even have as an advantage?
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>>2720999
>won on two of the mediums without a single meta character, no doms, no fronts, no oguri
>lost on the longslop and mile despite my team being much more meta there
What is wrong with me
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>>2721081
I see we're back to stage 1: denial, huh?
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>>2721079
Good luck getting the event chains to finish. At least GL has some songs that are supposed to increase their chance.
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>no finemo
>no maru
>no cb
>LB0 natie
I'll be pulling on the maru + fine banner, but my entire future depends on not getting railed on it and the tachyon banner.
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>>2721073
See ya
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>>2721086
It seems you are.
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>>2721079
It basically was in MANT, most decks were 5 SSRs plus an SR. The only reason why people cut back in unity is because event chains are fucked.
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>>2721072
3 speed 2 wit Light Hello is not going to cut it for mediums and longs unless I'm training Oguri.
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>>2721087
You dont need every chain to finish though, a front doesn't need tachyon or fine to finish
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>>2721083
Having their own "niche card whose skill is only useful in this specific situation" for every track, and then borrowing a second one
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The semis will be pure kino I recommend Ameribros not skip them
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>>2721096
The game does not care. The chain you need to finish will not while unstoppable on your front/late/end is staring into your soul from the skill buy screen
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>>2721095
Oh in that case I'm thinking kitasan and tachyon for a non front, kitasan is the weakest of the 3 but prof is excellent mid race and tachyon has the massive 2 SP bonus
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Host a rooma, I think im ready to test
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Wait city also has this?
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>>2721106
HOST IT YOURSELF JAGOFF.
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>>2721107
Yes.
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>>2721107
MANT made me completely forget about this.
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>>2721107
Yes, Finemo too
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>>2721107
City, flash, fine, sweep and gold ship iirc
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>>2720951
You're going to see a lot of XOguri + double Dom and Keen Eye with 564
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>>2721004
You are correct there, i have no idea how GL works.
Do you speak from experience or you heard it from someone else? Any input is precious.
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>>2721116
Total de*uffer death can't come soon enough.
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>>2721115
And soon Pearl
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>>2721124
I forgot about pearl, thank you for reminding me
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>>2721124
Pearl? What's her excuse?
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>>2721116
Do keen eye or relevant debuffs need to be within visibility range? I know dom doesn't.
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>>2721004
Seems like running double 564 stam debuffers could catch some teams off guard.
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>>2721128
old and frail
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I HATE BAKUSHIN AND FINE MOTION
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>>2721128
She's loco
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I love Fine Motion
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man I love Teio
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>>2721128
Extreme mental illness, pearly is extremely over the top
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>>2721129
Keen says
>All enemy girls ahead of you
While All Seeing says
>All enemies within the field of view

So I'm going to guess you can tell if it has a vision requirement or not based on that, which Keen doesn't have
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The one I've learned this CM is that MLB Bakushin isn't enough of an upgrade to be worth borrowing over an LB0 you already have.
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>>2720717
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What's the irl reason for Pearl being the way she is anyway?
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>>2721128
she's hungry
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>>2721120
Maybe I’m crazy but I’m glad lazy assholes bring debuffers. It means my ends have chance of hitting Pump and MPB unlike in front hell rooms.
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>>2721130
NN - 564, murmur, eye, stam siphon. 1 in 3 to work

Other debuffers have to deal with single gold + 564 siphon, so thats a cointoss trigger.
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>>2721063
AWOOOOGA
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>>2720934
Who?
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>Probably no reason to mutate my wife for the dirt CM before GL launches
>Try it anyway
From what I understand, you pretty much don't want to do optional races in GL, right?
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>>2721149
As far as I understand if your debuffer already got blocked and used murmur earlier during mid race they will only have stam siphon left for 564 to use.
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>>2721145
IIRC she was the first horse to win an international G1 a few weeks before taiki shuttle, so she was characterized as a globe throttling over the top foreigner.
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>>2721155
Sure. Its stilll a gamble.
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>>2721145
Brain fried by being struck by lightning in her previous life
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>>2721154
GL is pacers and front dominated scenario. Good luck with Fuku though.
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>>2721154
i think it's still possible for a race to be better than training, it's just quite rare
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>>2721154
Very much so because you need tokens to buy songs to make training even fatter
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>>2721148
That is exactly why it's bad. Roulette builds don't deserve to have hope.
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>>2721159
Will that really be the case though? What do non-xog paces have over lates that get all their broken skill cards?
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>>2721148
Ends are the last thing you want for the dirt.

>spurt doesnt work
>shift is worthless

You are banking on 6th or bust.
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>>2721164
Main speed SSR everyone pulls is Tachyon. She is best speed for GL but afterwards she is your go-to pacer specialist SSR.
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Still no clue who to pick
Both win rooms
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>>2721165
Well duh, but you’re also not speaking to a bastion of sanity. I’m going to bring them regardless of if they’re good or not.
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>>2721165
>Ends are the last thing you want for the dirt
except for THE GOAT of course.
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>>2721169
Perhaps....the destitute manlet can pull it off. Or spe.
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>double dom Ricky next to other CM 16 aces after the race, colorized

https://files.catbox.moe/nk15h1.mp4
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>>2721168
I lean left. But have you compared them directly in a practice race?
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Guess who that is at the back
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>>2721183
Quite even
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>>2721184
Late Start'd+RUSHED Taiki?
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>>2721188
Nopers, just urara trying her hardest in a random career. I know her entire thing is being bad at racing, but why do they have to do her dirty like this even in random career races?
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>>2721191
What race was this?
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Did sprint pubs get harder? I was getting wins of 3+ lengths a week ago. Not anymore.
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>>2721191
The purple new dirt G1 whatever it's called.
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>>2721194
People figured out there's more to an ace than Sprint S and 1200x3
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>>2721168
Left in my humble opinion you've got better midrace, better carryover and better accel. No shooting sucks but you have a more comprehensive package
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>>2721194
Not in my experience? Pubs are the same level of difficulty
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>>2721201
Speaking of pubs did anyone find that pubs were a lot easier than usual?
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>>2721191
https://mangadex.org/title/df2734ee-df2e-453f-966a-4bca48bd922a/uma-musume-pretty-derby-your-shadow-tracen
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>>2720434
I have been burning through my TP pot reserve after the patch grinding parents
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>>2721196
for
>>2721193
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>>2721168
left
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>>2721107
Honestly depending on when it hits it's great, if it's during a obligatory career race then it's a free energy hit, but if it's Denying you those purple flames and rainbows then it really makes you want to strangle (and kiss) Shichī
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>>2721168
Run 3 roomas each here, average their wins. I think left though right is excellent
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>>2721206
I've seen the same sentiment shared a few times in multiple threads.

Could be pubs are easier or maybe you guys are just ahead of the curve a little bit. Not everyone immediately understood Unity is as good as it is now. In fact there were umatubers gaslightling a lot of people to play MANT instead
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>>2721160
Wrong, you always want to be generating notes or getting energy back to generate notes. For racing to be better, you'd need to be full energy, perfect mood since mood effects get amplified by shop items, and have zero rainbows and LH MIA, plus even then you get base tokens for taking a training.
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>>2721107
She also gets 10 on each stat for each race after second summer.
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>>2721213
I always feel like I got one over on her when she oversleeps on race turns
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>>2721213
Had it happen twice on the turn of a race thankfully.
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>>2721215
The top guys here have always been way, way ahead of the curve. Last CM one of my clubmates had an 80% WR in pubs
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>>2721213
Shinchi isn't that big...
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>>2721213
Free energy, free mood and a free race turn. I unironically really like getting those events with gold city. It will likely be a problem in GL. But im NUnity its no big deal.
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>>2721224
She's always drawn way bigger than she actually is
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>>2721222
Well yeah, but more people are reporting easier pubs than before, which leads to believe we're extra ahead of the curve this time.

I think the changes to Unity and all that caught a lot of people off guard, and once again if your main source of strategy information is from youtube well...you either got fed bad information or delayed information.

The people here are very resourceful to quickly find out what are the strongest options, lots of testing and all that. People underestimate how good it is to have a place like this that pools together resources from strong trainers but a lot of people in the wild just don't have an equivalent community to bounce strategy off of, not any that are as good at it.
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Just hit 3,600 team trials without reaching class 6
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>>2721226
Doesnt it also eat one of your SSR trigger rolls?
Better than Mayano and depressed umas though
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>>2721233
like ever or
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>>2721233
kinda based but also retarded
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>>2720810
it's oper
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>>2721235
Nah, Random events should not take an extra slot from your cards.
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Doing TT runs out of boredom and currently doing a long one. I'm doing tachy because of her recovery unique and planning to buy two golds as long as rice doesn't cuck me, how much stamina roughly would that require me to have?
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>>2721153
Half-sister to Air Groove, rival to Bakushin in the star blossom manga and irl. Also bare back
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You DID get the four new Dirt G1 trophies right anon? That's 400 carats right there!
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>>2721246
love me uma backs
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>>2721245
Shit man with 3 golds like 800 stam should be good enough for every situation in TT long
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>>2721207
kek
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>>2721246
Ultra rare north flight anon sighting
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>>2721245
Long TTs can have some really giga long races in there, so you want stamina as high as it will go or like 1-2 gold heals or more for scoremaxing. I'd like to have around 1,000 and some heals personally
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>>2721236
Ever!
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Montjeubros will turn this around right?
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>>2721207
Rickeybros...
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>>2721258
Dude that game is being an absolute semen slurper spain is so boring to watch.
Any spanish umas?
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>>2721265
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>everytime I hear the name Rickey I just think of that shitty early 2000s RnB group "Pretty Ricky"

https://youtu.be/-6CdIQER73c?si=AirJahmWv40oxnAl
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>>2721207
Is it true trainers? Must urara lose for the sake of uma merch?
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>>2721257
.....anon?
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>>2721265
Is the world slop almost over yet?
I want Engerland to win personally
t. Americhad who hasn't watched a single second except saving some flop webms

...on second thought maybe Britain should lose
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Evil mun
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>>2721273
>literally never remade his team trials since URA award
would be my guess, pretty funny
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>>2721279
Slutty mun...
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>>2721277
Yeppers, almost over today is the first of the semi finals (spain france) then tomorrow the other semi finals (Argentina England), Saturday you get the 3rd place game between the two losers of the semi finals and sunday is the final (probably England France)
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>>2721270
Thanks to you guys posting about Dick and Dictus and Rickey and Richard, all I can think of is the Dick Tracy review. Copano Dickey this and Dickey that.
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they fixed the fujin audio sync issues in the lobby conversations, nice
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>>2721280
Nope! I hit Edit Team and Auto-Select after every run
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>>2721283
>then tomorrow the other semi finals (Argentina England)
That's the one I'm interested in, I'll watch this game.

Although you know people on /sp/ don't really seem all that excited about it. I guess these teams are just very boring/predicted winners outside of england? who was getting some favoritism from refs or something?
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I kinda wonder how class 4 and below looks, like is it straight up just a bunch of completely dead accounts?
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>>2721265
>>2721277
This game is an absolute tactic spectacle, Spain are doing everything they can to keep the game like this, it's honestly incredible to watch
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>>2721289
>I hit Edit Team and Auto-select
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>>2721295
Do dead accounts eventually fall all the way down to class 1 after weeks of scoring 0?
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>>2721233
Based, I'm sandbagging at class 3 myself.
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>>2721295
It's people that have never pulled cards and are using absolute cope dogshit decks like Limewire anon
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The age of the ngubu is over
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>>2721295
They say room 101 sits in between a cranny located somewhere between class 3 and 4. That's why it's been so difficult to track down the location
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>>2721300
Very nice, now let's see the reverse with Suzuka
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>>2721207
Doto is so fucking fat...
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>>2721295
Just look at the lower ranks in your own club, some people never bother to remake their teams
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>>2721285
That's funny
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>>2721279
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>>2721291
For some reason a lot of people don't like England, Argentina is a repeated winner and not that popular and got accused of favouritism and France is the most likely winner so is boring. I haven't been paying attention to Spain so I don't know what people thinks of them. Overall though once most of the countries get kicked out everyone who is not left gets cynical.
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I'm getting laid!
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>>2721291
The most exciting parts of the World Cup depend on who you are. For a casual viewer, nothing beats the group stage because there are more teams, more variety, surprise upsets, and you get to see nations you might not normally watch. But for football fans, though, the tournament really begins in the quarterfinals. By that point, the weaker teams are gone and every match is high quality, and every tactical detail matters. The semi-finals are often more predictable than people expect not because they're boring, but because the remaining teams are usually so evenly matched and well-drilled. You watch them for the quality of football as much as the drama. This year is a perfect example. Spain and France are incredibly technical, disciplined, and tactically sophisticated, so that match is a showcase of elite football. Argentina vs. England too but this one in particular is massive not just because of the football, but because its one of the sport's deepest rivalries and shaped by colonialism. The "Goal of the Century" was scored by Argentina against England in 86.
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>>2721318
>and France is the most likely winner so is boring
Well France is losing right now unless Spain completely drops the ball, but yeah basically that.
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I don't care for soccer.
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>>2721318
I don't care about England, but I root against them because they see themselves as THE football nation, much like Brazil. It's just more funny to watch overconfident people lose than win.
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>>2721321
I'm aware of the historical backdrop and rivalry, that makes it pretty damn interesting.

>>2721318
>Overall though once most of the countries get kicked out everyone who is not left gets cynical.
Bit like when people lose the CM. Hard to celebrate your rivals when you get btfo yourself
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ALERT: Party Dash is 70% off to the low price of 13.49! I still won't buy it
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>lose to runaway
I thought fronts were bad this CM
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>>2721323
I don't really care about soccer either but I find it very interesting how in this thread you can always find at least two people that will discuss anything. Its a cool microcosm of 4chan, it's probably because the userbase leans very old
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>>2721323
Me either, but I'll make an exception every few years because I like /sp/artans
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>>2721330
Still way too fucking expensive, it should be five dollars.

Although if you do get it, make sure you buy the game machine and put it in your clubhouse. That unlocks the best minigame.
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>>2721331
They are but fronts can occasionally steal wins, runaways are quite terrible in fact. Your umas are probably not good enough, can you post?
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>>2721326
Us Anglos do get overexcited to say the least, but from what I see online especially this WC everyone was talking shit. I think its probably a mixture of our old bad reputation (hooligans, firms ect.) and because English is the de facto global language when England fans talk shit everyone hears
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>>2721337
>And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Aston Machan, kingu of kingus: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
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Please help me, fellas. My Fine Motion finally hit both In High Spirits and Sprint A and I don't want to fuck up. The skills I already have are SfV, Budding, PoC, GW(with 3 greens), Neck and Neck, In High Spirits, Prepared to Pass and PCC. What should I spend my last skill points on?
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>>2721337
I don't remember this scene. Is this the rumored chapter 5?
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SPAINBROS WTF
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>>2721350
Yeah. The translation's kinda ESL, but it's not bad
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>Bacius (BETEMIUS) posting in an all-time high

Love to see it, someone post the kino Dictus one.

>>2721330
That's great, finally I'll think about buying it yet ultimately decline because it lacks in content and has paid DLC bullshit.
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>>2721354
GIVE ME LIBERTY
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE MOI PENALTIES
OR I RETIRE
https://files.catbox.moe/44bjc2.png
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>>2721245
Creek cucked me, but at least it's better than my current S+ long umas.
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>>2721349
my vote goes to It's On+ Shrewd step
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>>2721349
>it's on
>nimble
>Ignited speed
>sprint corners double
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>>2721349
Ramp up, nimble nav and burning spd
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>>2721364
He's got GW shrewd step is unnecessary
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>>2721349
It's On
Shrewd Step
Nimble to unbrock yourself after hitting SfV and Blossom, not as an accel
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i'm thankful to the gods for i have zero ball knowledge and will never have
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This match is absolutely incredible
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>>2721376
You will never be ballin'
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>>2721340
Yeh I can't remember exactly what happens but there's a tornado involved and obviously Zephyr saves the day.

And Machan has a statue built in her honor (lest ye forget) which keeps getting obliterated and she's fucking pissed, hence the end scene there.
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>>2721349
it's on, nimble and Ignited speed
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>>2721323
If its my country or my local team then I pay attention because I like the good vibes if they win
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>>2721381
Wut
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>>2721381
pop team epic coded manga
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Did they mess with Neicha's SSR with the update? I haven't had a single OYL over three straight Unity Kings and I'm only using Nakayama and NTR as the other two SSRs in my deck.
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>>2721376
The last time I had any reason to care about ball games is when I worked for a baseball team.
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>>2721390
your chains won't finish in unity it is what it is
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>>2721349
Its on and nimble, you can't afford anything else.
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>>2721385
>>2721388
The fuck did I quote?

>>2721350 is what I meant.
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Thank you kindly for the advice, I went with It's On and Ignited Speed and then grabbed Outer Post Proficiency with the change.
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>
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>>2721402
i say this
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>>2721402
This shit's a goldmine, I'll be reading it tonight.
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@Bourbon is this true?
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>>2721409
How do you falsify this?
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>>2721399
No sprint S is a bummer but she looks quite good! Time to test her
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G-granny?
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>>2721004
Explain this stam then
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>>2721429
I am now considering the old woman.
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Montjeu status?
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>Get tired of trying to fish for a better Oguri
>Notice my End Sweepy is barely even passing the end of the pack even if she's UG, try to see how a Late version would do
>First run and this thing pops out
I realized too late that just NN/not double circling one of the speed greens would have allowed me to take another white, but she should be decent on raw stats alone, right?
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FRENCHBROS LMAO
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>>2721419
>No sprint S
I've done so many runs and not gotten Sprint S even once. It's unreal.
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>>2721430
>3 speed cards
>under 1500 speed with almost a perfect whale deck except LB3 LH instead of MLB and borrowed Fuku for some reason

What exactly is your point, other then you can train stam poorly with non-stam cards and hurt your statline?
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>>2721435
>no leap
glue
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>>2721419
No sprint S is unusable in my experience, when you've got 0.60 acceleration covered, you want as much speed as possible
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>>2721435
You should've taken more midrace but when she hits she will fuckin hit
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Had anyone managed to play on Android without a Jewgle Play account? I'm not verifying my age for this.
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>>2721435
Oof your lack of midrace and accel really sucks, I think she warrants some testing but she's missing key skills.
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>>2721448
do eurocucks really
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>>2721455
Yes
But Jewgle knows when I'm using a USA VPN too and demands a phone number
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>>2721448
I understand what you mean, but google already has your exact dirt of birth probably down to the exact hospital and nurse even if you don't do an actual age verification through them.
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ITS DOBER
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>>2721459
try russian vpn no one cares about them
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>>2721448
BTW I kinda have it working through some shady chink app store called QooApp
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>>2721442
>>2721444
>>2721450
Unfortunately those were all the midrace skills I had, I don't have Marvie power for position pilferer and the leap forward from my borrowed parents did not hit. What are the other skills that lates want this time around?
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MONTJEUBROS????
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Wuv You
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Night + snow looks kino on the new tracks
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>>2721476
The audience has faces, too
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NGUBUS LOST
FOOTBALL WON
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>>2721470
>What are the other skills that lates want this time around?
Late/sprint corners, F&F/Position Pilfer, Outer Swell, Burning Spirit Speed, Racing Spirit Stamina, Professor of Curvature, Ramp Up/It's On.
Literally any and all skills that could potentially give carry over. I've seen my girl be in 7th place which is usually a death sentence for a late just for her to activate Professor+Burning Spirit Speed at the last possible second and see her take off like a fucking rocket into 1st place.
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>>2721476
El's stinky burrito breath...
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>>2721476
>Haru happy
>>2721479
>Haru sad
Why?
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Burgerbros I hope you managed to enjoy this even half as much as me, I haven't seen such a tactical masterclass in a sports game. As a virtual torena I deeply enjoy this
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>>2721489
post-race clarity
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Would it be insane to borrow an SR speed card just to ensure sprint corners?
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>>2721489
She thought we were so back, but it was actually so over
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>>2721340
I made a new ace and won 4/5 pubs this time. They can't be that bad!
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>>2721496
Nigga borrow the ssr wit card if you really want it that bad
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>>2721503
the wit card doesn't have it dumbass that's the point it comes from an event chain only from that card
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>>2721473
>Oh wuv you, mangaka!
>I'll show you who's the danchou of this club.
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>>2721361
Just read the oneshot about machan, I wasn't ready...I thought Bacius just did funny uma doujin..
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>>2721506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28YcdfU7l48
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>>2721482
I at least have corner skills on my parents, so those could technically hit if I try again, but I think that my team is good enough to get to A finals and then I will pray, I can focus on doing more work this week so I have some more spare time for Uma when GL comes in a week
>Sweepy just ran up to position 4 in midrace, whiffed Pump, whiffed Strelitzia, and won by simply running faster than everyone else
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
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35 minutes left and I still need to crash 3 MANT runs and win a bunch of races, can I do it? Is it even worth it?
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>3 SS borrows in a row where i proc sprint S, twice it went off on both inspirations
>taiki gets fast learner and UG rank stats
>bakushin doesn't agemasen
>sprint A
what fucking bullshit, twice this has happened now, first with nishino. looks like im sitting out yet another CM if i don't get anything out of my remaining borrows
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>>2721515
Nyo
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>>2721515
Myes
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>>2721515
yeppers
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5 minutes until my little nappy poo siesta
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>>2721515
Personally don't give a shit about the title so I didn't
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>>2721524
I already took mine
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>>2721525
Thanks for giving me an actual answer
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Anybody else unlock the only Uma they were missing and have stopped doing the legend races completely? I could not care less about getting any of them to 4-5 stars.
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>>2721515
You can easily crash 3 MANT careers in 10 minutes, but good luck in winning those races. Maybe?
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>>2721510
That man does knows his fucking source material is all I'll say.
I mean, Digitan exploding (which is a funny haha event in game) is a major plot point in the first series that gets brought up multiple times during the thing.
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>>2721531
No? It take 5 seconds
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>>2721534
First off it takes like 20 seconds and secondly it's 20 seconds for literally no benefit
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>>2721535
Do whatever you want lazyass
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>>2721531
I still need 90 pieces for my last trainee with daily legend races available
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>>2721510
Bacius moving from kancolle to umamusume is such a wide jump
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>>2721535
I want some of them to be 5 star because I like the uma and will do careers with them.
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>>2721535
+1 race towards daily shop rolls, and extra starting stats are nice if you actually like the umas on offer
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>>2721529
If you already got your carats/the event card maxed then the only reason to continue is for bragging rights completionist sake, nothing wrong with it of course, I did during the first events like the kita and dia, the vr and the first wedding event with air groove and top gun
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>>2721535
you should run TTs more than once in a day
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>>2721541
He draws so fucking well, I can't get enough of him
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>>2721531
No because I still need another 50 stars for Rudolf and then I'm going to have to grind for Red Maru/Base Bourbon/Seiun/enough star pieces to 5* my wife
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>>2721533
>minor spelling mistake
I'm ready - just put the nailgun to my head and glue me already, I've had enough of this third-rate life.
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>>2721531
I am currently doing it for Rudolf, still missing 10 more to unlock her (unless I luck out during the shop so I can get unlock her sooner) next one will be opera
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>>2721429
The real Wonder Acute is famous for a nose to nose finish against Smart Falcon-senpai and the jockey was pumping his surge meter up with that whip stick thing during the last spurt. It's a big part of her lore and is part of her prologue chapters.
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>early charming, fast learner, didn't get agemasen'd by Bakushin and FineMo
>even hit the speed cap
>but no sprint S
FUCK
IT WAS SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION
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>>2721510
NEVER FORGET
ASTON MACHAN
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>wins the mile races despite mile B
>jobs to the Japanese Oaks every run
please stop you won this race IRL how does it happen every single time
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>>2721555
It's called a riding crop, anon
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>>2721559
KWABakami...
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>>2721547
His drawing is immaculate, I fell in love
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Just started on Curren's career. I am getting the impression I'm training succubus and not an uma.
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>>2721510
For me its Fuku and Suzuka comic, its really a bit basic but thatShiraoki reveal was just m'wah
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>>2721573
Its not surprising if you read her character story
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>>2721573
not surprising if you know the keiba lore
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>>2721531
No because I KEEP FUCKING LOSING TO TAIKI HALF THE TIME
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How dominant will this uma be?
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>>2721584
plays second fiddle to xoguri in the next dirt
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>>2721584
Not as much as you'd expect. She actually needs her 6 greens to be functional. Be scared when you run into the one autismo willing to train her right though
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>>2721584
Dirt Merchant. (You) could make a name for yourself and enter her in all the turf CMs though
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5 minutes.
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>>2721555
>Acute is the uma into painting, a grandma, and into spanking
Interest in her slightly rose(kinda low rn but who knows how her propagandists will operate)
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I failed to finish the event, am I bricked? I haven't failed an event since maybe 7-8 ago
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>>2721596
It's Dober.
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>>2721596
At least you got your rainbow gem shard... right?
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It's BLUE
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>>2721596
Eh so long as you got the shared thats literally all that matters
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>>2721604
It's TAPE.
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>>2721596
how do you even fail when you get like 70k+ per unity run?
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>>2721584
weaker than oguri
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Give me rooms or give me DEATH
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>free hall monitor pull
neato
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Are you ready for a 3rd helpin'?
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>>2721592
You forgot boxer and recently a samurai cavalry larper.
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>>2721605
Of course, I got all the rewards, I just failed the missions and title
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>>2721607
>>2721600
It was just the missions bro
>>2721621
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there's new shit in the store btw
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Oh, you can already start farming them if you didn't already do your one for today.
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Thanking God above that he didn't make me someone who cares about not getting completionist titles as if I'm ever going to put that over my cm plats
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>>2721629
SICK!!!! my procrastination worked
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>>2721629
oh shit I made these posts >>2721531 >>2721535
looks like my laziness pays off
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1 week until OUR HEROES!!!!! Save the game
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Bros I don't know if I want Fuji, Eishin Flash, or Agnes Digital.
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>>2721639
Fuji has parent applications and Digitan is a good racer that can go almost everywhere.
Flash is G*rman.
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In as little as 2 months I can have my very own agnes digital!
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BRING ME KEKREN
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>>2721645
don't call her agnes bwo
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>>2721629
>31 for Fuji
>54 for OG Bobo
>45 for OG Biiwa
>64 for OG Flash
I guess I'll be doing Fuji for a month since I got the alts for the rest. I do want Bobo's og outfit though. Flash's too.
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>>2721582
Bwo just throw a Leo ace in there it should be easy
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>>2721646
We all had her but he farmed for her.
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>>2721629
>35 for Seiun Sky
I am so glad I didn't end up getting baited by the Sky/Brian banner
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>no 1.5 year anniversary outfit
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>>2721651
I still don't have her...
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>>2721646
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We should unironically get 2 legend races per day with acceleration.
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>>2721656
TRUE! IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A YEAR JUST TO FARM ALL THE ONES WE HAVE NOW!
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>>2721653
I just put on my old one
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>>2721653
We get it in a week and its the most sex one
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I've been waiting for this for so very long
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cute suzu
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>>2721665
SEX
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>>2721656
trve...
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I didn't care about unlocking OG versions I won't use of characters whose anime alts I already have and don't use, so I've been working five-starring the President and Emperor.
Now that that next wave of races is here, I've topped her off with a few statues.
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>>2721668
Based fluffy ears enjoyer
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Sorry makveen, I know it's only 10 more stars but I'm going for the hag now.
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>>2721672
Desuwa...
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IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN I THOUGHT FUCK
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You will buy the clocks in the event shop, right?
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>>2721677
I already bought them
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>>2721664
That's what we like to see.
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What are we celebrating this 1.5 anni?
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>>2721677
How many can you buy?
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>>2721684
The funeral of MANT
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>>2721684
Being able to roll again.
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>>2721685
10 for whatever the starting cost is, then the cost goes up and you can buy another 5
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>75 to obtain Fuji
>63 to obtain Flash
>91 to obtain Digitan
Those are the only ones I don't have.
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>>2721685
15 for monies, first 10 costs 1k each, the last 5 2k each. No clue how many you can buy with friend points since I'm too poor to waste them on clocks when I have over 500 still.
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>>2721677
I already have more clocks than I had before Climaxblazer. I think I'm set for life.
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>>2721690
>60 for Maru
>70 for Seiun
I wonder which I should aim for first.
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>>2721694
Sei-chan!
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>>2721684
Unbricking ourselves with Grand Live
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>57 to Oguri
>62 to Digitan
Decisions...
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>>2721694
Seiun

>>2721699
>>2721690
Digi
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You did change your homescreen uma to her blue aniversary uniform, right?
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I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO A SINGLE LEGEND RACE FOR EACH AVAILABLE FUCKING UMA THIS IS BULLSHIT
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FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE MARU BANNER SHIT SHIT SHIT
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I WILL keep requesting Make Debut in the jukebox, and you WILL like it.
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>>2721706
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It's going to take a while...
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>>2721710
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>>2721706
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>>2721704
Yeppers!
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>>2721713
I blew like 1500 statues on her Christmas outfit, I will probably do the same to 5* her but the legend races will help
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>>2721717
Now you've just gotta get ready for the test!
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>>2721711
>>2721715
TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE
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>>2721704
>>2721717
I prefer the skirt option, myself. It makes the umas look prettier.
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>>2721731
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>>2721731
Maru has like a half dozen rerun banners and will be on the anni voucher (supposedly), simply borrow her
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>>2721734
>cute uma
skirt
>cool uma
shorts
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>>2721717
>>2721704
I like the white and red one better
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>>2721731
How's the carat bank doing?
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>>2721731
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>>2721731
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>>2721726
My statues are reserved for Scarlet's Christmas alt. All the leftovers will go into Holihide.
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>>2721731
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>>2721731
It's Dober
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>>2721731
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>>2721731
終わりだ
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>>2721731
I'd post a Wuv You... but I'm not some sort of slut who sends Wuv You...s to people who aren't in my club
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>>2721753
that fucking sticker is the worst thing that ever happened to club chat
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>>2721753
I fucking hate how you can see her arm clipping into her body AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>see what legend races I can do to star unlock
>200
>212
>297
I bet 5* maruzensky goes hard in April of 2027.
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>>2721739
Oh good
>>2721742
almost 80k, i wanted Tachyon/Hello, CB/Creek, cheeky Maru and Ramonu
>>2721749
KEK
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>>2721753
>Never thought I'd be sending wuv you to a /v/mapyoian
>What about sending wuv you to a friend
>Ay...I can do that
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>>2721753
You've seen nothing
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>>2721755
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>>2721753
Even your club isn't safe. You could be sending a wuv you to a human woman. Imagine, you think you're sending a sticker to your bro and then you find out that Aoi got it instead, or god forbid Riko.
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>>2721763
Wrong post, >>2721755
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God shitposting in /sp/ is so fucking fun, I almost forgot that was my main board before meeting /v/ma. wuv you
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>>2721731
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I will never EVER post a wuv you
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>>2721767
>You could be sending a wuv you to a human woman
Jesus Christ I think I'm gonna be sick
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WHERE THE ROOMS AT
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>>2721760
Might have to cut out the CB/Creek one to really secure maru on one of the two reruns coming. Or rather you'll have to decide one of those banners and skip the other unless you have a lot of rainbow crystals saved up.
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>>2721772
danchou............
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that one anon is gonna freak....
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Free roll on bamboo? If you insist
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I have never posted the wuv you sticker in my club.
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>>2721779
>10 (TEN) team try-HELLS
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my danchou once posted a wuv you and went
>oops
and then posted urara's ohayo...
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Rate my anni harem
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>>2721779
>10 team trials
>in 44 days
this is bullshit, i have things to do i can't waste my precious time doing this
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cute
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>>2721789
You stole my Doto...
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>>2721789
Introvert autist
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>>2721793
JUST CLICK
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>>2721788
"oops"
not fooling anyone with that
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>>2721788
My danchou would never be this based
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>>2721771
WHAT IS YEPPING? DOES SHE DO SOMETHING WITH HER PUSSY? IS THAT IT?
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>>2721799
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>>2721802
SHE YEPS WITH HER YEPPER
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>>2721775
I haven't used a single rainbow crystal since December :DDDD
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>>2721779
Now what
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>>2721789
GET DOBER OUT OF HERE
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>>2721806
But you have been getting them, right?
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>>2721779
>>2721784
>I WILL NEVER...
>TT AGAIN
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>>2721789
Cute team
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>>2721789
Cute/10
Now you.
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I AM READY TO TEST
BRING ME THE STRONGEST
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https://youtu.be/PyaixDSzGX0?si=0wA3tNS2YVn0aZ1Z
Bros?!
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>>2721812
>Me any time I lose finals
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>>2721819
Oh shit, get hyped zumas
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>>2721819
Ohio Course Menace
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Any >fun races for today?
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>>2721819
Get my neigha into the breeders cup
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>>2721824
More like Ohayo Course Menace
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>game has foreshadowing
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CM rooma, come beat up my S-let Taiki:
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>>2721811
Yeah I think I haven't missed a shard, looking good?
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>>2721830
No Falco you will not get trillions of fans, you can't even get one trillion fans.
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>>2721830
>implying
ywnbaq
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>>2721830
Actually, a mutated dirt Fujin will be our next queen
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>>2721830
LMAO NOPE
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What should I draw for the 1.5 anni bros? Nothing lewd i feel like drawing a shitpost
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>>2721830
>implying she will beat metaman's cracked rickey
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>>2721831
Oh that was a good room! Host another that was fun
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>>2721831
Oh no!
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>>2721832
It's not looking good, but it's not looking horrible either. Be prepared mentally to cut out either the creek/cb banner or the maru rerun of your choosing, but with decent to good luck you might make it. We're also getting a free selector duing the missions for any card up until speed maru. Personally I would use that selector on anyone but tachyon that you don't have, get tachyon to MLB by a mix of pulling and crystals, same with the maru rerun, and then either do the same for cb/creek if you only want one of them, or if you want both of those try to maximize your raw pulls on them since a "spook" by the other SSR is desirable on it.
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>retaining group 5 now
my shift to only running one Uma's career has killed my TT team.
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I KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO CELEBRATE!!!!! MORE FAN RUNS!!!! SPEND THAT TP!!!!!
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>>2721849
FUCK OFF
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>>2721845
Closer.
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>>2721850
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>>2721852
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHRONO SAMA TATSUKETE ILL DO MY FAN RUN- NO WAIT WAIT WAIT YAMEROOOOOOOOOO
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>>2721839
lucklets pulling 1lb tachy or lu(sh)ck farming gacha simulators
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I'm so fucking tired of this "general"
You've changed, you're no different from them
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cm and the mant era are in garbage time so i'm making dumb bullshit instead of doing runs
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>>2721857
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rape concernposters
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> ><> J
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>>2721851
The sprint S difference...
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>>2721857
Why, this thread is comfy
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these signups are too fast
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>>2721869
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>>2721839
I'd like to see Sakurafish except with Kitasan showing S3 of the anime and she wants to show you every day until you like it. I can't draw so I can't do it myself.
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>>2721862
What if they gave you concernAIDS?
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>>2721870
Host your own! We'd be glad to have more testing
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Rickey please i've been refreshing the lobby for an hour now
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>>2721864
Groovy!
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Does Spain have any sort of history or horseracing scene at all?
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>>2721874
nah it's more that the room is full within like 15 seconds of the post timestamp
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>>2721877
Racing? No. Breeding? Yeah
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>>2721877
I think they used to back in the olden days but nowadays not really?
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ok I'm convinced that Princess is no good
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>>2721873
rape concernposters (with the appropriate precautions)
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>>2721846
Thank you for the honesty and for your tips, I had thought about vouchering and gemming SMaru and save my pulls for the 3 main banners
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>>2721877
Their most famous race is a beach episode
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>>2721882
You're missing budding blossom on her
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>>2721876
Flower power!
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>>2721848
You can do a quick renewal with GL and you'll be back on your feet
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>>2721886
That actually looks hella fun, I imagine them going into the water after winning
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is there a more lewd (unique) skill name than Budding Blossom?
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>>2721875
Just use the keys neigha
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>>2721888
They're pretty much all missing Budding it never hits on inspiration but it's not like any of them get into 4th place in time for it to matter anyway
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I still buy alarm clocks.
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>>2721893
sovlless
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Roomfags, how important is 1201+ power for Sprint?
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>>2721888
Wtf you guys weren't kidding it filled up so fast
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>>2721892
Shooting (loads) for Victory
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>>2721898
very
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>>2721789
>>2721816
Sovl out 10 for you two, my ani harem only has umas that won an onsen ticket with me
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>>2721898
Pretty important
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>>2721898
Pretty important
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>>2721895
I just select all and buy everything in the shop now. I don't really ever lose money over time so it's all good
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>>2721898
You need the accel or you're going to die IRL.
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>>2721901
>>2721904
>>2721905
NTA but could you guys elaborate?
it's the fully charged shit right?

what if you have 1190 power? How does it work exactly
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>favoritism
You're a failure as a trainer
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Demand for rooms huh?
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>>2721888
Wowee she actually beat out the other paces.
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>>2721899
They both joined at the same time, demand for rooms is high right now.
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>>2721909
Yes, it's a .5 accel I think. 1190 will work most of the time unless you have awful mood. Greens can also count towards power stats. It basically procs perfectly on the final corner so you really want it
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>>2721892
>>2721900
Unrelated but what the fuck does Ravisant and Vaudeville mean
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>>2721913
Damn, my Taiki got FCM and homestretch diffed
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>>2721912
>Haven't updated my team since last week
Haha I hope I don't get raped!
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>>2721911
It would be different if I had all the umas I want to be able to randomize, but I don't so I won't.
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Nthoing better than going into summer with half energy due to an amazing training the turn before.
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>>2721909
>it's the fully charged shit right?
yes
>what if you have 1190 power? How does it work exactly
mood and greens factor in so you can still get the bonus after mood calculation

it's a tiny accel, imo it's just another good to have and not obligatory unlike sfv and budding blossom, i wouldn't throw away a good IHS, speed star run just because i had 1100 power
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fuck me, got everything I need except none of the balls went to power
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>>2721911
I'd love to have random as long as I can create my own groups of umas for it to randomize between. If I log in and see a teio standing in front of me my career seed for that day is bound to be cursed.
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>>2721912
BRING ME MORE
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>>2721913
Not even close this time!
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>>2721922
>>2721914
So let me get this straight.

Let's say we have 1,100 power, no greens, and a bad mood. Then what happens? Is it delayed or does it just not activate at all or what? Is this something we're going to want for every race now?
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>>2721911
Yes, favoritism. I'm not bringing literally everyone I have to the CM, I'm bringing three girls.
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>>2721930
It doesn't activate at all
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>>2721911
I have random for everything but the home screen. My wife stays on the home screen.
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>>2721930
Then it will not activate. I don't really know its importance in the future
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>>2721930
>Then what happens?
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I really want this fat fuck in Global
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>>2721933
>>2721935
>>2721936

Ouch. Welp good to know, thanks guys
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>>2721937
I'm not an architect but I really want to fuck her into shape
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>>2721937
Architectbros... Is she the one?
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>>2721927
I choose you to be the first of my victims
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>>2721914
0.05, not 0.5 that would be ridiculous
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>>2721929
Oguri gets blocked by Curren and Bono sneaks past both to steal one!
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>>2721911
Hearing my princess say "Sun sun sun~" when I login heals me more than some fat retard talking about food
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>>2721937
miracle is a slightly below average sized horse, do not imply that he's fat just because he's comically lazy
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>>2721941
OUTSTANDING WORK!
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>>2721948
Mirako is a hamplanet
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>>2721944
Fuji Kiseki.
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>>2721946
>Hearing my princess say "Sun sun sun~"
I can corroborate that this is the cutest thing ever even though I almost never have my sound on when I boot up the game
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Fine Motion should not be allowed to restrict my training
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Uhhhh.....what is this bros?
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Fine Motion owes me sex
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>>2721955
She's cute when she does it though
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>>2721930
Nothing happens, maybe frontfags will start fishing for surface+distance s since they only have angling
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>>2721953
ULALA I KNEEL
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>>2721958
The start of a creepypasta
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>>2721960
You don't want that
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>>2721958
This just looks like transcends screen during her ult
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>>2721966
Grass' Suicide
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>>2721949
My bad bros, slight technical difficulties
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Get over here. NOW I will end you
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>>2721970
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>>2721966
AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC UMA MUSUME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES SHOWED UP
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>>2721965
>she finally hit her accels just right and took a room
Goddamn. Just when I'm about to give up, she always reminds me what I'm fighting for.
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>>2721953
cursed as fuck ogli win
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>>2721967
Why would you even attempt to outrun an uma?
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>>2721972
TOO SLOW
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>>2721965
She feasts...
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>>2721982
Oguri ate my code....
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Please join
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>Redneck
>Loli
>Fatass
>Loli
>Redneck
>Fatass
Yup yup I'm staying the fuck out of these rooms
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>>2721979
Pulse is the funniest skill of all time isnt it
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>Mackie run goes well for the first time in years
>Slow Metabolism
>fails to cure
>fails to cure
I should have known.
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>>2721989
>Pulse
look again...............
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>>2721983
The Princess has arrived.
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>>2721988
These rooms are fun though, uma musume is fun
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anyone doing a dirter career will learn to fear the name Smart Falco
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So many rooms and I have no drive to join because my loss rate is 100% and I still haven't improved my team
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>mood down before Takarazuka Kinen
Add "guy that decided mood down should happen before races" to the Death Note.
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Gokigen Windy
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>>2721988
Hey don't forget the double dominators that are always off screen!
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>>2721986
6/9
Join pls
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>>2721993
COMEDY GOLD
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CAN MY FUCKING TAIKI USE SFV?
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>>2721915
Vaudeville was the popular type of stageshow that was done by small actor groups before they were killed by movies, hence Fuji's being the Lights of Vaudeville being a reference to her being on stage.

Ravissant is just frog for beautiful, so maybe some obscure ballroom technique or just generally saying that she's pretty when dancing.
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>>2722009
Hmmmm.....sorry ammo is expensive anon
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>>2721996
Sure are, that's why I'm in the mines so I can have >fun again
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What are we, composing a 2000s BET song?
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Bed breaking, baby making sex with Goldship
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>>2722009
is she in 3rd or 4th place at the halfway point of the final corner and before the final straight?
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>>2722003
Yeah, that fucked me up as well. Not a big fan of the whole get raped by dominators in every distance change
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>>2721998
I badly want the first person camera.
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>>2721914
It scales proportionally with power, it's not something you magically just get for going to 1201 power, and as such it's only really significant when you start pushing 1400 power, which isn't that unreasonable with greens and a great mood but not insanely gamebreaking.
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>>2721998
Is it bad that I'd rather roll for yellow Falco than Rickey?
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>>2721911
I switch out my umas depending on who i brought to the most recent cm, but my oshi is always at home.
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>>2721986
Oh? Now im getting serious, get BACK here
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>>2722002
btfo
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>>2721995
Not this time pacers. (Late Groove won, litterbox is slow)
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>>2722002
>>2722028
samefag
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>>2720474
All his rivals are foreign: Magnitude, Sovereingty, Sierra Leone, etc etc.
When Ebayan left for Dubai as a 3 year old, Lemon Pop picked up the mantel of God of Dirt racing in Japan since he raped every other dirter until 2024 when he retired.
Yanko only came back to race to Japan for the Tokyo Daishoten and beat everyone cleanly then left to continue his tour last year.
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>>2722027
I won
Let's run it back.
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>>2722010
She's very fucking pretty indeed, thank you for answering
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>>2722025
Rickey is eternal, Parade Falco comes out and destroys yellow Falco
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Give me an uma, im gonna make the new bread.
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>>2722031
Pink Taiki takes it! Last one from me for now.
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>>2722043
bro parade falco comes out in 2028
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>>2722044
Acute please
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>>2722046
Thanks for the rooms bwo
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Just finished reading the event and I liked it a lot more than the first summer one. It helps that most of the umas present were girls I actually liked a fair amount.
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Bad Apple but with /v/ma queens fucking WHEN
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>>2722054
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YET
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>>2722037
6/9
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>>2722054
Ask this again in 4 years
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>>2722054
I have no clue about Touhou so while I know bad apple from memory I don't even know how many appear in it (I also only know Cirno and Reimu)
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>>2722046
https://litter.catbox.moe/lfcnq07s8dzifwv5.png
Yeah, this late gambler is a winner.
Thanks for joining!
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>>2722063
Here
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>>2722054
No one has the MMD prowess for that
Also 2hu attracts schizos
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>>2721995
is this fag still using double dominators?
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>>2722072
Yeppers. I actually prefer seeing them since it gives my shitters easy positioning victories during mid-race.
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>artist I like finally drew Ticket getting railed
kino
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>>2722080
Fucking degenerates
Where
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>>2722080
Mr. Condom status?
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>>2722087
Broken. Tickezo hasn't stopped crying since June.
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>>2722085
https://www.fanbox.cc/@kinu-winning
>>2722087
Bursting
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>>2722093
I can't fucking see that bro
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>>2722102
You're not 18 or older?
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>>2722102
He doesn't post the more illicit pics anywhere else
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>>2722093
>not on pawchive yet
upload it fag
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>>2722121
no
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>>2722121
that site fucking sucks, it barely has a 10% of what coomer and kemono used to have
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>>2722126
because it's new
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>>2722126
Everything uploaded to kemono is gone. The files are unrecoverable so its going to take a lot of contributors to make pawchive good



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