>Leo CupRegistration begins July 12th, 2026.Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2722063
Windy!
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE ANON
>>2724824Based
I'm so sick of goyball.
>>2724831I DON'T WANNA JOB
NO NO DIA-CHAN PLEASE HAVE MERCY I KNOW I SUPPORTED ENGLEL IN THE GOYBALL BUT PLEASENONOOOOOAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2724835It's over so you're good.
>>2724824Dia wills it
Alright anon, time for a pre-CM interviewHOPE or COPE
>>2724846Nothing but cope
>>2724846ALL HOPE
>>2724846I'm fairly confident round 1 will go well for me I just don't think I'll make it to Group A finals in round 2
>>2724846Every time I've felt good going into a CM I got raped and I've been doing better than I expected in practice rooms.We'll see how it ends up in about 40 min.
Wait sexiest mare thing wasn't a joke?
>>2724846There is neither hope nor cope, only despair
>>2724846HOPE
>>2724846Tried my hardest again but I know luck is just gonna rape me like every other time I tried.
>>2724846Worried desu. Will this be the CM to shut me out of finals?
>>2724846Not too fond of sprintslop but I'll take it over a m*nt cm.
>>2724846LEAVE THE WHALES TO ME ANON
>>2724846I have to redo my whole team
>>2724846In the casino, I alone am unrivaled!
>>2724846Flower and Oguri performing well, Taiki only wins if her ult pops so I might remake and hope she gets prof and corners
>>2724860im fucking plying
Shiraoki BLESS
>>2724846I WILL NOT FALL TO SPRINTSLOP
>>2724853Pretty sure she's up there with Nishino for "mated with the most other umas IRL", if not actually beating her out
So the difference between whales and (tryhard) F2Ps in GL will be six SSRs vs five SSRs+Tosho SR right?
>>2724846I haven't done a single practice room, but I've studied the strongest.Watch me run anon.
I for one am looking forward to the reign of Queen King.
>>2724875If anyone can beat fucking flower
>>2724875>late>winning the stakesLMAO
>>2724873Pretty much, and whales getting access to niche SSRs like flash speed
>>2724873I'm F2P and you will never catch me using a speed SR again.
>>2724873you're supossed to have kita, tachyon and borrow a third speed card
I failed Fuji, I am sorry my love, I couldn't make you strong enough in time, I am so sorry. I am a terrible husband and trainer
>>2724873As the game goes on I think the distinction between whales and just regular tryhards will be more about which niche SSRs they have access to.
>>2724883But what if I need to borrow a wit card since I only have SR ones and welfare barbin?
>>2724884Chin up Fujibro it hasn't even started yet. It's too soon to be giving up hope.
>too much midrace>overshoot 3rd and get lol no accel>too little midrace>5th or worse all raceShould've given my pace angling too
>>2724853Tricky Dic got around
>>2724884Don't give up before it begins.There's still 5 days left until finals you know?
>>2724846I'll say cope if this was MANT but unity always gives me HOPE
>>2724883If you have to borrow a niche tech card than Sweepy is the first card to be swapped in no?
>>2724888You will be okay
>>2724873>Kita>Tachyon/Maru>FineMo>Light Hello>flex between Creek or Maru/Tachyon>borrow slot for CB, missing speed, or tech cardYou're gonna see more Diawa Wit then you are Tosho SR from the tryhard f2p I feel since medium and above is only 2 speed cards for everyone not named XOguri, but yea, it's 5 vs 6
>>2724846For once I have three strong aces, that being said I have zero faith in air groove.
>>2724853>ever doubting The Dic
>>2724899yes but you ideally swap it for speed condor
I would like to request some last minute rooms to spar
>>2724883You're supposed to have all three so you can borrow for a skill like Daring Strike, Lose Yourself, Determined Descent, etc.
>>2724899I mean, I feel like it depends. But generally yeah
>>2724853That's what I'm saying, if you're not attracted to her there's something wrong with (You). She effortlessly taps into your base instincts.
>>2724906This has got to be the worst winning animation in the game.
>>2724891>>2724896It's too late, I can't get Sprint S and everything else to line up
>>2724892If you make your whole team too good then one of them will get position 3.
Egocheck rooma.>won?You only faced third rates, you'll get raped in the actual CM.>lost?You still only faced third rates, you'll get raped and gaped in the actual CM.55163208
>>2724910You only need two of the three if you have sweep unless you plan to run the style
10+ borrows WHEN?
any of these good enough to start looping skills?all of them have restraint+groundwork parents but im not really sold on any of them
I made it home just in time, how are we feeling?
>>2724921Anon, you gotta do something else, play other games, go outside, not glue runs at the smallest inconvenience...
>Someone out there will triple late start and lose the finals with his perfect team
>>2724824>>2724833>>2724844
>>2724918Suzuka takes it home!27027171
>>2724844This is fucking gross stop ruining Dia
>>2724932Suzucute is the only front i see winning, its nice to see
>>2724928
>>2724937Unrestrained when It works Is a second ult
Rickeybros, what do I need to do to increase my feng shui for round 1?
>>2724928I think not
>>2724941What's your LUCKY color?
>>2724940Any front could borrow Suzuka speed and get it thoughever
>>2724941Point a bagua mirror towards your danchous home
>>2724945That card sucks major pp thoughever
>>2724918>entering a room 20 minutes before shit goes liveHell no neigha.
>>2724947What does prudent positioning have to do with that.
>>2724932Teio nearly got it but couldn't keep the lead at the finish line. Thanks for joining some >fun last CM rooms, time to get hammered and prepare for round 1.
>>2724846my wife is an End, dog, its nothing but cope...
We are ALL gonna go to A finals.
I'm probably going to try to make a better one, but which of these Oguris should I use for round 1? I feel like 2 has better skills than 3, but relying of competitive spirit for both for GW worries me a bit, I'm running 2x Pace 1x Late
>>2724953at least she isn't a front
So how many matches are left?
>>2724937Gambling on Unrestrained is the only front wincon for this CM because it means you can actually hit the requisite 0.6 accel. It's also hard for anyone else to get the skill since you'd really rather not spend your borrow slot on Suzuka's card.
>>2724952Thank you for hostan! This stupid build might actually work during actual CM
It's time to commune with shiraoki-samaOh Great and powerful Shiraoki!......how will the expedition of the pequod go?Evens: Greatest success of our generationOdds: Greatest failure of our generation
>>2724959Third place game (nobody cares) on Saturday and the Final on Sunday
>>27249592, finals and the match for 3rd place
>>2724963YOU FAGGOT
It's time, confess your sins.
>>2724963
how do we get rid of the fukutards?
>>2724963good thing i'm waiting haha...
>>2724846mysteriously none of my highrolls got sprint S despite constantly getting it on my lowrolls so i have to use three jobbers, this is my first CM since taurus so hopefully i can at least get to A finals
>>2724963Shiraoki hath forsaken her most faithful servants
>>2724972Release the Doto.
>>2724929Little different when this has been the main off topic thing for the past 2 weeks. And people cry about on topic posts regardless so that's not even an argument. Just post on /sp/. It's not that hard.
>>2724963It's so over
>>2724963I HAD ENOUGH
>>2724972spam the number 4, scares the shit outta them
>>2724968I MLBed Narita Top Road
>>2724977NTA but don't worry it's over so I'll stop. You won't see it anymore
>>2724977No need bring the argument to the new thread brontosaurus.
how the hell do people SS in nuURA, i'm at finals and just been getting 800s~ in spd/pwr/wit
>>2724963I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
>>2724977World cup will be over and you'll never hear about soccer for another 4 more yearsIf you want to talk about Uma musume, talk about uma musume. Right now you're just off topic posting.
>>2724977>actually bringing this topic hereYeah I'm labeling you as concernposter
>>2724980I have seen a security hologram of Rice Shower...killing Fukulings...
>>27249862spd/3wit/1flex and pop those balls.
>>2724972Another Curren reign to finish the job
Someone open a window, the HUEs are fuming
>>2724991>Supposed to be a villain>Does HEROic shit????
>>2724996She brought peace and prosperity to her new empire!
They nerfed Throne in the recent patch by the way
>>2724988Oh sorry my one post got in the way of your 200 posts randomly talking about goyball.
10 MINUTES GET TO YOUR POST
>>2724998HER NEW EMPIRE?!?!
>>2724846>Leap Forward, OYL, PoC, turf C>turf A, Leap Forward, PoC, F&F, no OYL>turf A, OYL, PoC, no Leap, bad stats>repeat ad infinitumIf only I'd had more time to build better parents...
>>2725000Throne wont be relevant again until 1 GM CM so who cares about it
>>2725000>Card that was useful for like 3 daysGotta be the biggest rugpull in the game's history
>>2725000>nerfing an already rugpulled cardLegit why?
It is an ORDER to Queue on reset btw.
>>2725000good thing no one pulled for that fraud am i right fellas
>>2725000What's the nerf
>>2724947People are borrowing Bakushin Guts, and that card is worse then a 3rd speed card
>>2725014Anon? Surely you didn't.
>>2725011not as big as mejiro dober trainee
>>27249864 wit 2 speed and get lucky
>>2725013AT YOUR SERVICEHEIL KAISERTAN BLACK
I FORGOT I HAVE A MEETING ON RESET
>>2725019Dober won me like 4 plats so
>>2725013hmmmmmmmm... nyo...
>>2725013Kitasan NIGGER is NOT my QUEEN
>>2725023What is more important?>your real life job >useless honor among anonymous social rejectsWhich way toreina man?
>>2724977Every day until you like it, newfag
Get behind me anon. Leave the whales to me
Reminder that if anyone posts that they beat you in a CM room, they didn't actually beat you. They beat your ghost.But if you beat someone in a CM room, you really beat them.
>>2725037I hope my ghost rapes some jobber out of CM finals (that's not from here)
Hope you've saved your gold crystals for Wit Seiun Sky>10% Training Effectiveness>Skill Point Bonus>30 initial friendship>has early lead, front runner savvy, fastpaced and groundwork as hints as will as Hint Levels 2 and 30 Hint Frequency>event chain gives 15 Speed and 25 Stamina
>>2725019Dober is an ok parent alternative to Ryan and is pretty strong late surger in her own right
>>2725043I don't care about front cards.
>>2725043I have CB and Fine, why would I care about SHITun
>>2725037If I ever did see a name I recognize from here in my CM rooms I'm keeping it to myself.
>>2725043I don't have any deck slots left for an SR wit card
>>2725043It's useless though, I can't use it whilst training my wife.
Im actually nervous this CM
WHY WON'T NATURE FINISH HER GODDAMN CHAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2725000>rugpulled the rugpull of the rugpullAt this point they must be doing it for the memes.
HOLD THE LINE BROS REINFORCEMENTS HAVE BEEN CALLED THIS IS OUR LAST STAND
>>2725043not a frontnerd thoughbeit
>>2725000No they didn't.
>>2725059Reading what this bitch does to you was crazy, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>2724957Anyone? Tried running them against each other but nothing conclusive so far
>>2725016Lowered frequency on post training event, which in turn reduces frequency of passion
>>2724977They're seething at you hut you're right.It's one thing if it was like a passing mention of the game that lasts for like, I dunno, 30 posts in between every 5 threads but it's been hundreds of posts constantly for the past like 2 weeks and it's gotten obnoxious.>but its le big event that only happens ever 4 ye-I bet none of you would be posting about the olympics like this.Anyway, keiba's cool, this was shit through and through. Rant over.
>>2725043I'm good, I'll take my 15 energy, 10 extra starting friendship, and Wit Bonus instead
Middle IMO
ALL HANDS ON DECKCLUB ROLL CALL
Not sure which aces to bring...
Hold...
>>2725072Horse MD here ready for open league
GO GO GO GO GO
>>2725072STARASTERSTAR LORDS WW@
Go bring me my blubber faggots, what are you waiting for?
>>2725062>what the fuck were they thinking?"MANT nearly killed our game, we need to get people back stat"
>>2725059I'm the closest I've ever been to uninstalling the game
>view resultsthat's nice, i can easily skip this slop
>>2725072/herse/ omw to the graveyard...
Huh this looks different
go my failures, job to the extreme!
New layout?!
>view resultsI'M SPEEDRUNNINGSORRY GIRLS, BUT I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH YOU LOSE
Why does it look different?
>pre-matchingWhat
>>2725092absolutely soulless
Wait is this the last CM before miss victoria?
>5 matches queued at onceSOULLESS SHIT
>>2725097Thats the next one
>UG9Got one
I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED A RACE AIIIIEEEWHY
>1st race>take the podiumlooking good!
Did my neigha accidentally enter the wrong league?
It looks like rather than queuing matches individually, it does all five races at once.
>you can straight up view resultsWE ARE SO BACK
Wife won the first race, its a plat for sure
>view resultsNeat
Thats too easy
GROUP A LMAO
>>2725104Eh? What? This isn't a reheated one btw, he made it two weeks ago in NUinity.
>>2725106>auto-select>view results
>>2725110bro you got matched against a guy running a 2 star king and rice
>>2725112you forget for every 1 torena looking up what to do, there's 10 neighas pressing auto-selecting and whatever buttons look shinier.
Whorrenchuds....
>>2725116I do thisTwo plats btw
>>2725118
>view resultsSurely none of you are this soulless right?
>>2725122i do not care for sprints
Ms. Victoria is patched in isn't it?
ITS SHITTER HOURS GET IN
Its straight up crazy that I can look at an SS uma and think its bricked
>>2725122I'll watch until I make group A. As soon as that happens I'm SKIPPINGGGGGGGGG
>got matched with a /vm/a bro
WARNINGWARNINGTHIS IS THE MICKEY MOUSE CUPS OF THE MICKEY MOUSE CUPSTHIS IS THE SHIT THAT GOT ME TO GROUP AI unironically think both of these toreinas are 8 years old, they have generic account names like "timmy", "billy". That or EOS soon.
>Add the ability to skip to the results like in career mode on the shortest distance CMBut why
Full UG lobbies are so funny. It really is a new era
>>2725129This is why I wait. I don't want to friendly fire you fags.
Turns out my taiki sucksThe question is do I even care enough to fix it last minute with how hard Oguri is stomping?
>People running de*ffers in sprint
>>2725129>/vm/a
>>2725129Based as fuck team, but now i must fight for the honor of my people. Post a room i will kill you in honorable combat
>>2725131CYGODS IF YOU'RE LISTENING YOU'LL PUT ME IN THESE LOBBIES
my horses all traded first place to let them all hit sfv and budding blossom and get a podium sweep. wuv sprint casino
Ive already went 15-0 this shit is so easy
Anyways, I'm going back to the mines.
Not sure if I dare bring her into finals but at least she's at 100% winrate right now!
>>2725129if it was a team with falco it was probably me, i saw a similar team but didn't bother to check the profile because im skipping everything
Perfect ticket
>>2725145Ganbare urarabro!
This is the worst cm of all time if it looks like this day 1
>>2725129I like your team, you would be a FINE officer at der/v/
>>2725138This early on? SAD
Bros, a solid third of my opponents don't even have any S-rank umas. What umatuber gaslit them into queueing as the gates opened?
Just went 1-4Very cool casino
How we doin metaLORDS, I killed 4 UG6+ today.
>>2725141Here you go35456200>>2725148You can see Falco's ears in 4th, based for using the birb in sprint
Jesus look at how flat she is
>>2725159I'm only fighting actual schoolchirldren
I've had like 4 rooms now where a front was overtaken by a pace out of the gate and didn't even manage to shove them back with PDM lmao
I can't tell what's a whale anymore. The UG ranks are too easy to achieve.
Dude all of these UGs im facing are paper tigers.
>>2725164Look at the decks neigha, rank has been unreliable since gutsmaxing
>>2725164Rare or exotic nieche SSR's have been the tell since a month back with how standardized decks have become.
>>2725161Perfection!
>>2725164UG 5+
>>27251606/9Anyone else wants to join?
>Charming eventUrara, my dear, I appreciate the sentiment. I really do.But we are in SENIOR YEAR.
>>2725160I was messin with you bro, but I joined in regardless. Congrats on the wins! Hope you win the plat
>>2725173>SENIOR YEARHell yeah you'll finally get Fine Motion to orange before the career ends.
>can't win a single rooma to save my life>hitting constant double and even triple podiumsYou neighas are too strong
I have never seen a SINGLE UG6+ win wtf
damn nearly everyone in these lobbies is lacking sprint A. it's not like their running mutants either, it's a ton of currens and what not. i am gunna get exposed hard in round 2
>>2725160oh it was you, based team im going to replace replace taiki with Rickey tomorrow
IM FUCKING WINNING DUDES THIS IS THE BEST
I get the Fast Learner event pretty much every run but I never actually get Fast Learner it's such horseshit
>>2725168>>2725169I'm not inspecting everyone's deck to figure out if they're a whale.
>>2725178It's almost as if wit bloat doesn't win races
GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEIGHA
>>2725176Fine is the only one who ever finishes her career chain despite the fact that hers is the only one I don't care about.
>>2725191Bakushin if she could train herself
>>2725187Well that's the only way you can ever really be sure, but okay then. Stay in the dark if you want. It takes like 2 seconds to click on the uma and look at their deck just sayin.
This is some actual coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb shit. Why are there so many fronts? Why are there so many S+ ranks?
I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE CMSI LOVE SPRINTSLOPPA
>>2725199The playerbase fucking SUCKS
>>2725199My theory that the beer has created in my head is that the death of MANT brought back a lot of old players who haven't played in months, hence shit decks and umas. They are still building old unity-tier umas.
>UE powerI have never seen this before. still lost btw
>>2725124
L U C K YH A P P Y
>>2725199>Why are there so many fronts?Because people are dumb and don't do research>Why are there so many S+ ranks?People who would have been forced to Open are going Graded because new Unity can print an SS with absolute dogshit cards if it's a sprint where you only care about Speed and Wit with a bit of power
>4/5 4/5 4/5>pay the 30 carats to do the last set>2/5Really fucking funny Cygames
>>2725199I've won every single room with a front in it.Very funny 180 from previous CMs
PODIUMED A WHALE LMAOOOOOOOO
>Almost threw in the dirt mutant version of my wife instead of the sprint mutantThat was close
>>2725160>>2725175Did you get a triple late-start kek? I couldn't beat you last time I joined rooms with you and I only swapped the Maya with a sprint S
The power of throwing in the first uma that hits s sprint and playing other games for two weeks.
>>2725213OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BLUBBERBROS
Cute!
>click matching>still get the chibisAh, good. All is well.
>>2725217Honestly the dirt mutant would have decent odds with how weak the competition is.
>>2725209Are these 3 different greens built in on her?
First round 1-42nd round 4-1Yeah this shit is pure casino
>>2725211Same except 5/0 4/1 5/0, I was about to come in and ask what the fuck happened since I was presuming on ending at 18/2 but god had other plans.
It's real fucking funny how everyone else gets good moods and circles/double circles yet I get FUCKING NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT FUCKING JOKE, GAME
>>2725209Wait she gets two free greens? How is she supposed to be difficult to build then?
what was he cooking with this also apparently he's some artist on twitter
15/20, 75% WR. Honestly the best day 1 I've ever had, with my previous record being 70%, and that time I even waited before queueing rather than sending all of them as the gates opened.WAGMI
>>2725224she has Strong steps (solid steps is the white version), Collaborative graded races and pace chaser savvyyou get 0.05 accel and speed per green
>>2725224Strong Steps is the upgrade to Solid Steps so its only two (and collaborative courses is pretty much useless)She has Pace Chaser Savvy in her basekit but to my knowledge she's better running Front
>>2725224Yes, though one of them is Pace Savvy when you'll be running her as a Front for a while, but LH guarantees Front Savvy because Front scenario
>>2725231link his twitter account
how many days until finals, a week?
>>2725218Ye, I got raped by a triple late start. But that doesn't take away your achievement. Not a single challenger in all of 4chan has managed to defeat me like that. You are a true fuckin first rate.
suzuka...
>>2725219Round 1 is just that easy
>>27252313 guts 2 wit 1 speed was the most prominent gaslight by umatubers
>>2725229You still need 4, gw and mid race skills. Less than 6 greens is a brick
>>2725238Finals are on Monday. My birthday :)
>OYL and NSM procG fucking G
There's no way people with account names like Joss or Samantha are real people right? Those must be bots or ghosts generated by Cygames.
i'm going to fucking lose it if i have another run where bakushin doesn't even start her chain
WHEN I SAY SPRINTYOU SAY KINO
How are we looking oshiGODS?
>>2725231Guts has been winning me races with my MANT Oguri that I didn't bother to remake since Sprint Casino, it's honestly pretty fucking strong if he hits an accel and gets a duel, just gotta deal with the pain that is gutsmaxxing
>>2725246It wouldn't surprise me if they were made up trainers since not enough ghost data is available as the gates opened.
Sweepy has yet to do anything: she hit Pump once but my Oguri and Flower were too much ahead kek
>>2725250Doing my best to not get cocky.Groove is doing really well for a MANT uma
Glad to see you bros doing well, I think I won't be joining you tonight, I failed to make my team stronger despite lots and good tips. Only one is UG and none have Sprint S
>>2725254based sweepy enjoyer mine is doing fuck all as well but she's happy to be there
Gentlemen....
Reminder not to get too cocky, it's only day one..
>>2725250Pretty good for no Sprint S mutated Spe and last minute /v/ma won II. Too lazy to make them better.
>>2725250I'm the only one that sucks at this aren't I?
>>2725260Oh jesus christ
>>2725232I know I know not the most sovlfull, but I went with the quick and dirty ones since spending time and effort for sprintcasino is retarded.
>>2725261SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT I'LL BE AS COCKY AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE
Pathetic winrate for using THE metaslave comp but it's more than i deserve with the effort i put in.
>>2725260Yeah but can you do it AGAIN?
If you use Bakushin you're a Bakubitch.
>>2725260>Full MetaslopYou want me to be surprised or something?
>>2725250Pretty much the same as you. Mayano won a bunch despite having 900 Wit, then turned into a jobber in attempt 3 and Rice won those despite being Sprint A.I really should've tried out some of my other Biwas since this Sprint S one isn't doing it.
FUCK THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ROUND 2
>taiki gets bad mood in every single fucking racewtf is her problem
>>2725269but i like her
The absolute state of /uma/
>>2725272Welcome to the big leagues
WE ARE ALL MAKING IT TO GRADED A
I dont know what are you on neighas but I keep getting races against well built meta umas and jobbing against random bullshit
>>2725272YOU WILL GET YOUR PLAT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! NO MORE SECOND RATE FOR YOU!
>watch race>lose>let race run and get up to check dinner >winwtf man.
>sprint casino>win everything
>one of my opponents is an A+-S shitter>check their club>Glue Land
>>2725259She's going to be useful sooner or later this CM, I know it! She actually did win a few test rooms with random, so I'm confident she will try her best: are you running her Late or End?
GO MY GHOST, FETCH ME THE SOULS OF SHITTERS
>>2725273She doesn't care for diveslop
>>2725271Sprint A or S on that Rice? If Cafe had S she'd probably at least be 20%.
>>2725250Fucking terrible for them, the cow and nymphet got me into group A round 2 though.
I am deathly afraid of matching against some of you neighas
Race 1/20Hopefully the first of many
>>2725257I made it to group A without a single sprint S in my team, you'll be fine.
THIS is your hero?
GO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GOGO /V/MA GO GO>GO /V/MA GO GO
>>2725250>4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 2-3Looking... good????? I wasn't very confident going in but I'm pretty sure this is my best performance in a whileThink I'm going to try remaking Sweep to put a proper accel inherit on her. I assumed it would've been a waste in such a pace-centric CM, but she pushes up into the pace blob way more often than I'd expected
>>2725300I NEVER DOUBTED YOU MY QVEEN
Ones record must be peerless
>budding blossom + nsm procholy shit she literally flew
>>2725250Not looking good.
>>2725300IKOU IKOU
Interesting to see that my MANT Oguri is beating my Unity Taiki. Guts have been winning me a lot of races where she gets a duel right before or during Pulse and then just fucking flies ahead, most notably one race where she missed all the accels, was 5th on the homestrech by maybe 5 or 6 lengths, and then just fucking teleported to first in the duration of Pulse to steal a win by a nose.19 runs instead of 20 in Haruka because I'm an idiot who hit race results out of habit on seeing the button and forgot you could watch the replay from the race results screen
>>2725299Yup yup, that's my hero there in first place!
>>2725307Nigga is your pc haunted? Why does it have the mexico filter?
>>2725287NTA but end for me. She won one race so far
>>2725292A. Last skills are Ignited Power and Glittering Star.
>>2725300WE TRAINERS HAVE NO LIMITS
>>2725311My FUARKING HERO
Can i queue now?
>>2725250Could be worse
Can't even be mad
My girls look like they do not enjoy having Curren on the team
>>2725314I finished murdering all the whales, please queue
>>2725307>Interesting to see that my MANT Oguri is beating my Unity Taiki.It's really not that interesting. Just look at the Hakuraku stats. Oguri is significantly stronger than Taiki.
>>2725314There's no live queueing anymore. Just go in whenever it won't matter.
With the star horse event ending in 24 hours, will we still keep the announcer stickers? I wuv them more than wuv you.
>>2725317Who would?
>>2725310I was running her as an End but she never did much, after switching her to Late she has managed to snag a few games were my two Paces got brocked
>>2725287Late we gamba
Oguri has stolen so much bullshit for and from me it's insane.
>>2725316We are witnessing waifu royalty. I kneel...
We can all listen to this already, the result is set in stone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsnyQd6Ur-M
>>2725320Sauce?
>>2725317Fuji loves all her ponies
>>2725304MORE PIXELS
>>2725328no way it's in
>>2725329When you queue up the first time in the round, it matches you for all 5 races at once. Then you can hit view results and see what their placings were. Now live matches are definitely not real.
>>2725328Eh, not my favorite, I'd be mad if I lost and the track was good.
>>2725309The Windows setting that redshifts the display slowly over time as the sun starts to go down, occasionally shows up in screen grabs because Windows is a well programmed OS with zero bugs>>2725319I wonder how much of that is Taiki suffering from being popular as a shitter choice while Oguri requires making a mutant, though; same reason Goldshi always underperforms on Haku on average but the well built ones are monsters and have significantly higher winrates
Is there a way to get frind points outside of TT? It's the one currency I always see myself running dangerously low on even with class 6 retention.
THIRDRATEBROS HOW WE FEELIN? I FEEL STRONGER
>>2725338STRONGER THAN EVER BEFOREI MIGHT BREAK MY 15 CM LOSS STREAK WITH THIS ONE
>>2725334But it will still match you with the people that are matching at the same time...
I'm incapable of making UGs anymore. It's like I'm in a training slump.
>>27253382nd rate is fast approaching i can feel it, hail the kitasan bootcamp
>>2725338WE ARE GROWING STRONGER! I QUALIFIED TO A!
>>2725342>visible declineReset your mindset with a meaningless Bakushin run
>5-0>4-1>4-1>2-3I ran out of plumbers and electricians to farm on that last attempt.
>>2725346This, it will also reset your RNG
>>2725337Get people to borrow your card, which you have no real control over unless you either have a MLB rare card or you make a great parent, get a bunch of random follows from it, and then they randomly pick yours out of the fields of Kita/FineMo
Third rates please contain your excitement.Understand that round 2 is where shit ALWAYS gets real. I am happy for you if you have made it this far, but brace yourselves.
>>2725334They still somewhat exist in that you can only match against teams that have entered before you. All those A+ umas entered and started queueing at the same time, it's just that you seemingly can now face the entire pool of previously entered teams rather than only sometimes doing it.
>>2725345wtf can nice natie actually do this?
WE ARE ALL WINNING PLATNO EXCEPTIONS
Hey, I'm doing better than I thought.
Might just try for another Taiki with more midrace
>>2725353Last sprint CM round 2 was exactly the same as round 1 thoughever.
Good start.
>>2725353THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE A WINRATE IN THE 70S SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA MAKE IT
>>2725361Anon, your Nishino Flower..
>>2725353I've been on this ride before. 6 previous A finals without a plat and countless times more where I got booted from Group A round 2. This is still my strongest preformance so far.
>>2725357>Just lost to an S+ Taiki trained by "Shannon"Nah...
Give Thanks and Praise /vm/a... NOW!
>>2725357Shiraoki willing...
>>2725361This is so sexy
>>2725359Could you show that Ogurin's build?
>SIX tripple podiumsNot a third a single timeMaybe...maybe i got too spooked by our rooms
>>2725367I NEVER DOUBTED YOU RIKO SAMA, EVEN THOUGH I STILL LIKE MANT MORE
>>2725366My biggest laugh of this thread so far, thank you
>>2725367NUnity is great man sure there's some RNG but popping big fucking purple balls gets my dick so hard.
You're forgetting that round 1 is always joke.The Great Humbling is coming, it's inevitable.
>>2725371It's good that you got spooked. Remember this is just the appetizer, harder races are coming
>See some guy that entered some shitters>Check them afterwards>The Maru and Taiki are from last year>The Bakushin is from yesterdayIs this the power of auto select or is this man cooking some weird shit?
>Can't go back and view match history after the round is overDamn, I forgot to screenshot that Taishin with like 1500 Wit
>>2725358It's finally our time Finebors
>>2725367FUCK RIKOHAIL THE GOAT
>>2725370Wasn't the best career but I got lone wolf from a bubble and it's triggering almost every race for the cheeky 110+ speed and +80 from firm and competitive
>>2725373I qualified for group A but holy shit I feel humiliated. I know this mickey mouse ride isn't over
>>2725377>261 stam>6 recoveriesAutoselectGOD
>>2725375Yeah but this cm in particular is extremely jokeish, we got a neigha with a 100% win rate like wtf.
My only complaint is that my taiki has a higher WR than my fuji, even though she performed the worst out of my trio in roomas.
>>2725367>you effortlessly get 1200x3 so the only thing you're doing is smashing your head against the keyboard hoping for the skills to dropit's been only one CM and im glad it's dying again
>>2725267>>2725359Can i see those Nishinos for reference?>>2725376>harder racesYeah, the Ricky bullying in GL
Still getting PDMd back to 6th place has to be the one of the most annoying shit right next to your uma taking the outer lane
NOW THAT ITS FINALLY OVERSAY ONE THING ABOUT IT.
>>2725382I laughed because I was just denied 5-0 by a S+ Taiki with BOFA, gotta just let it ride when it comes to the casino
>>2725336>occasionally shows up in screen grabsWhat are you using for your screenshots? I also have mine enabled all the time to like 30 because my room is dark as fuck but they never show up in my screenshots, I tried turning it off and on and setting it to 100 but it never appears. I use ShareX normally, but I also tried snipping tool but I got the same results.
>>2725334So they ruined the CM? They ruined it and will ruin it even further when they remove zodiac names. Will we still care about CM in the future?
>>2725389It's the most fun mode, sadly it takes so long to play that it becomes a chore.
>>2725389Something about MANT
>>2725367No, specifically because you said /vm/a.
>>2725389Relying solely on your cards and parents for skill hints is cancer and I miss random aptitude based hints from racing
>85%Wew, this was a fucking joke of a round 1
>Races are preloaded and you can view the results immediately nowHoly fuark
>>2725324>Get matched against 2 people running Dom Rudolf with Golshi's Ult>They become position fodder and Sweepy rockets to the finishMAGIC IS REAL
>>2725389The moment to moment decision making and items legitimetly make it the most fun scenarios in theory.But in practice the time needed and milelet genocide sucks.At least I get to wear my uma's completionist title for the foreseeable future.
>>2725390
GET FUCKED LOLI BITCH
>>2725387High guts, agemasen'd by Bakushin while Kita and Finemo didn't finish. Not pictured right handed, sfv and pulse
>>2725389KILL MANT BEHEAD MANT CURBSTOMP MANT RAPE MANT KILL MANT DESTROY MANT
>>2725399Well done, total de*uffer death
>>2725402FUCK TAIKI (figuratively) FUCK OGURI (figuratively) AND FUCK NISHINO (literally)
DANCE FOR ME MONKEYS!!!! DANCE DANCE!!!!
>>2725401Jesus christ the last sprint we were barely hitting S???
>>2725388>uma in 2nd pre-late race>take inside corner and cuck herself out of every acceleration>uma in 5th>take the outside corner and lose any effect of the speed skills she just popped haha no chance of getting into 4th and hitting accelsI love this casino!
>>2725389Got a God-Tier medium Maru parent out of it and some other usable sparks. Would have been better if it didn't take 40 fucking minutes
This sprint is so fucking funny
>>2725403Hm. I wonder whats wrong with mine. Maybe other two are stealing her thunder.>>2725410Early Aoharu if i recall? Yes, totally.
Well done anon, well done. But what are you going to do now that you have nothing else to do as the CM has started?
>>2725399Debuffers in Sprints are like a win more condition, if you miss your accels you're not winning shit anyway.
>>2725391Just normal snipping tool with Windows + Shift + S shortcut, it's pretty rare for it to happen, my guess is it only happens right when it's kicking on at the start of sunset, or it's some weird fuckery with my two monitor setup since you made me curious and I can make it happen by moving Photoshop to my secondary monitor but moving it back to my main fixes it.
>>2725413We told you about Sprintcasino!
>>2725389It was actually pretty good. I liked having options for curing debuffs/moods and it was nice getting so many skills. Completing support events and getting skills from cards/inherits sucks ass. Its only real crimes were taking so fucking long per run and committing hate crimes against milelets.
>>2725415>nothing to doMy aces can always be better!
>>2725414Nothing wrong with her, just the others are stealing her thunder.
>>2725415>nothing to domy chronigga there's parents to be made still!
>>2725415>What are you going to do nowThis
>>2725415Dirt parents and playing milelets to pad my hall of fame I guess
>>2725415Make 25 G1 parents?
>>2725415Gonna lust for Nishino Flower.
today is the best fucking day ever
We should get the anon with the best WR and the worst WR and make them race together.
>>2725415WITNESS ME CHRONO-SAMA!
First win of the day goes to MY PRINCESS
>>2725429>
>>2725428I love this cycle, every single time>round 1>WHOA THIS IS GREAT I'M WINNING SO MUCH>round 2>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAA
>>2725415sex with chrono genesis
>>2725415I think I'll play a different game
>>2725434As a first rate toreina I always find it funny, but its better to die hoping than to live dooming
>>2725429What are we, the Aztecs? We don't do ningen sacrifices anymore
>>2725417That's very weird, try using ShareX instead, you can then disable snipping tool so you don't have both and see if that fixes it.
>>2725389MANT was the closest that training actually felt like a real game with a high level of decision making and planning, but 40 to 50 minute runs is way too fucking long for all the other RNG aspects of Uma. Fucking over milelets and turflets was also unfortunate, especially when they could have at least added the missing Dirt G1s early. I am glad that I now have a wide stable of potential grandparents even if they're not as strong as a dedicated eugenics program produces, and will miss randomly shitting them out
>>2725440>What are we, the Aztecs?YESTHE KITASAN FESTIVAL DEMANDS A BLOOD SACRIFICE
>>2725434It's what makes round 2 so exiting. It doesn't matter how well you perform in round 1, everything can go to hell if the cygods decide it and you have no way of preventing it.
>>2725414Probably the guts winning duels, yours probably beats mine
>>2725440>We don't do ningen sacrifices anymoreSure but Fukuposters aren't human so they're fair game.
BRING ME YOUR STRONGEST WHALES DURING FINALS ALL OF THEM WILL JOB TO MY ROIDED UMAS
>Taiki wins a lot on pubs>She keeps fucking jobbing in the actual cmWhat in tarnation?
>all these fronts in lobbies
>>2725360This is not the last sprint CM.
How long before we get daily 10x pulls? I want to start rolling for Richard tomorrow but I know I shouldn't.
>>2725451Post her
It is done. The first daughter I've trained who meets my bare minimum criteria.And if it turns out that she still can't win, then it's simply my failing as a trainer for being unable to produce one that can.
>>272545523rd.
>>2725451Are you not getting in 3rd or 4th? probably lack of mid-race/early race + bad luck. Sometimes my pace shoots way too far up which can be a problem
>>27254551 WEEKHOLD THE FUCKING LINE
>>2725457She looks quite strong. How many races did you run? That's a lot of fuckin skills.
>>2725455We are only getting four singular free pulls on Rickey the ten pulls are on the Tachyon banner.
>>2725457That will definitely win
Reminder rolling for Ricky means you will use her twice a year at best.
>>2725452Where do these neighas that don't know how to play come from.
>>2725470Less, there's like 4 more dirt CMs in uma history
>>2725457I'd be surprised if she doesn't win often, that looks very good.
>>2725470i rolled for dober and haven't used her once
>>2725471Returning players who heard the game stopped being shit with the death of MANT most likely.
>>2725468So I should not use my free daily roll right away tomorrow morning?
closed out on a 5-0, its a good day 1 in the slums
>>2725475Cool, she won me plat 2x
I know that it's day 1, but I'm quite satisfied with how things are going, my girls are consistently getting on the podium even if they are not winning (read, Oguri has stolen 1st place from Nishino about half a dozen times so far)
>>2725475Why aren't you using her right now
>>2725470Ricky givin the ICKy
>>2725470And the rest of her time will be dedicated to cultivation and reaching higher realms of dirt after a million tribulations.
>>2725467>How many races did you run?Fifteen, though she only won 11 of them.Don't ask me how, but all of her losses besides the obligatory Arima run were dirt G1s.
>Podiumed TWO @VF faggotsEat shit.
>>2725470Reason you can't use Rickey in Turf CMs?>My sanitySounds like a personal problem.
>>2725452I waited weeks for that smug Frontkek that claimed that he'd be making triple front team again, but I guess he pussied out. He stopped spamming rooms too once he realized he couldn't metafag his way into victory with fronts. This is why I have no respect for anyone running meta.
My wife got me into group A
>>2725491Sanity is a valid argument when you have to complete an unique exodia for each CM.
>my umas are 1,2 and 3 every single timeSHOUTOUT TO THE ROOM HOSTS YOU GUYS PUSHED ME TO NEW HEIGHTS
>>2725495Based Fukutard
>>2725489You don't really need to win, just getting 3rd place is enough, you get the same amount of Skill points.
>TRAINING: RESTRICTED
>>2725497WAGMI
MS. VICTORIA IS INSURELY YOU'RE RUNNING YOUR FAVORITE THIS CM
>>2725494pretty sure the guy you're talking about is the one that hosts all the rooms
>>2725478That's not what i meant. Use it or lose it! The way you phrased it made it sound like you are expecting ten pulls on Rickey.
>>2725504imagine getting miss victoria with fucking oguri/taiki/nishino, i'd feel dirty for eternity
>>2725504I run her every Cm
>>2725495FukuGOD! I kneel...
>>2725497That is always the goal, of the road to the top.
>>2725504>Oguri is his "oshi">Oguri will take his first Ms VictoriaWhat a souless life
>>2725472Sounds to me like its "train the fattie" time.Pacer or late xOguri though.
>>2725504No. My wife's aptitudes are too based for sprintslop.
>>2725504Yes I amand with the news there's only one thing to do!
>>2725504Bullshit
>>2725504Sauce?
What the fuck
Oh, I forgot the funniest bit of stats from today's races
>>2725495blessed
>>2725497>didn't become roombroken>instead strove to become strongerYou WUV to see it
>>2725506I think it was a different anon, I haven't seen him join rooms since that time and he used to host a shit ton of them before sprints
>>2725491Both golds are dirt only.
>>2725506If you're talking about me I did not say that, I've been the guy telling you all that it would be paceslop and that front heavy lobbies don't do shit.
>>2725520OH NO NO NO FRONTBROKEN BROS HELP
>>2725527restraint, racing spirit: mood and the affinity changes got added early, there's no excuse
>>2725524For the first time in a long time I feel strong again
>>2725519Pre-matching came together with Ms. Victoria in the JP server
>>2725460Yeah, she usually ends up overshooting or decides to take the outer lane so she falls down to 5th right at the final corner but I guess that's part of the "casino" after all
>>2725504>have to run the spring tenno sho>for a sprintYeah, I want to run her base form and not the vampire alt
>>2725535I'll chose to believe it. If I don't see a ms. victoria at the end I'll send a strongly worded letter to your danchou.
>>2725535OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2725494You can make a tripple front for this actually.>runaway suzuka>taiki + nishino frontsBasically its just pacers but guaranteed procs and worse golds.
WHEN I SAY SPRINT YOU SAY KINO SPRINT
>>2725547CASINO
>>2725524Do more of this, this is the best
>>2725547NIGGERS!
>>2725547
My highest winrate uma is my lowest rating one. Pure casino.
>>2725557Dude thats cuz that taiki is a fucking BEAST
>>2725524Personally, I don't want to be strong. Being strong means people expect things of you, and I want everyone including myself to expect me to lose.
WHEN KITASAN TELLS ME TO RUN, I ASK HOW FARWHEN KITASAN TELLS ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGHWHEN KITASAN TELLS ME TO GRIND, I ASK HOW HARDWHEN KITASAN TELLS ME TO DIVE, I ASK HOW DEEPLONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF AN ERAS END
>>2725557Rating hasn't meant much for a while now.
IT'S WORKINGSHE'S DOING IT
>>2725547ehitsokayino
>>2725557Thats cuz your UG7 does not have SFV. If she did she would be unbeatable, Great work btw dude
>>2725515>sloppa
>>2725560Seiun speaks of this
>>2725566Getting SFV on Camp Taiki is harder than getting Sprint S on Camp Taiki
>>2725250Considering she couldn't win a single room before, and it's peforming better than my Taikis who actually won pubs before, I would say pretty good for now
>>2725569I keep forgetting that seiun is a fucking double crown uma, she truly doesn't feel the part.
>there's a view results button nowholy fucking cringe
>strong enough to crush the CM>not strong enough to beat my RIVALSWhat do i do?
-SSU
>>2725577You must aim to kill when you fight your rivals. Only then will you match them.
>>2725570This is true of all umas that want the unique of their alt.>t. got Camp Taiki's unique on OG Taiki multiple times but almost never got Sprint S
I HAVE AMBITION, AMBITION TO SURPASS THE FIRST RATES.
>>2725584Its a long journey on the road to the top.
>>2725250Bit mid but we'll take it>if only I had made better affinity parents Is my main regret, else I could have optimized these jobbers a little better. My parents are okay this time but not good enough for a full mutant team. For dirt I will go all in on affinity maxing, for now I will try my luck to optimize a couple of these, cranked out that Finemo last night and that was a run with four infirmary fails and a slacker kek
>>2725297Update: It was the first of quite a few It's looking good enough for A finals again. Thank you, Bono and my kamioshi!
Im having fun, how about a >fun room?
>>2725589Make rooms but for ONE uma per trainer.
>>2725587Forgot image
>>2725591that's just a pre-stakes
>>2725597That still sounds fun, someone do it
>>2725577>not strong enough to do well in CMs>not strong enough to beat the people that call me a rival for some reason even though I suck>strong enough to rob stronger trainers of their well deserved platsWhat do you call this?
>>2725508No sorry, I did. But then I just realized that maybe I could save tomorrow's free pull on Ricky rather than using it on Bamboo's banner right away
>>2725597Im down
2-2-0-1 (2 Brian, 2 Kawakami, 1 Sweepy)My Sweepy denied two UG teams out of a podium so that's kind of funny. I'm a little excited for group B. Now to get back to the dirt Brian mines!
>>2725599YOU ARE A NATURAL BORN VILLAIN
>>2725599Luckmaxxer
>>2725577Just keep getting stronger, try and figure out what they're doing right and refine your umas
>>2725602>>2725598but what if my oshi uses up all her luck and doesn't win the real stakes
>>2725599neicha is that you?
>>2725611THATS SOMETHING YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH
IM ALL IN FAGGOTS. A LATE SURGER WILL WIN THE STAKES.
I don't know how you people got all the As and S's in your runs while I'm getting all the competently built UG paces in mine
>>2725592>Another anon using Fine and DigitalMy hipster cred nooo
>>2725588Update update: I forgot to claim my free entry tickets. RIP.
>>2725604How did your late brian look?
Repostan during freedom hours because I'm genuinely curious about the spreadhttps://poal.me/b1a76r
>>2725616They don't call it sprint casino for nothing. If you're going to run the gambler distance you better bring out the gambler running style.
Her avarice disgusts me
>>2725620Its okay, you can use them on the later rounds. That's what I do
>>2725619I didn't think she'd fit into my team theme but Digi is everywhere in Shakur's career for some reason. Best of luck to you digibro
>>2725618sprintcasino also applies to the matchmaking
>>2725618I faced only UG3 or more
>>2725618Wait for the second round when herd gets culled
>>2725601It might work if you don't login until the second reset of the day at least that's how it worked on the Riko banner iirc. I've never tried the tech though.
>>2725626Did that change? I'm looking at the item text description of the item and it reads like you can use them for all rounds. I thought before you could carry it over between day 1/day 2, but not between round 1/round 2.
>>2725618I only got shitters in a handful of games. A good chunk was against UGs, but a lot of them weren't that amazing either. I expect it to get way tighter in round 2. Then again with how many people qualified, I hope I can get a little lucky
>>2725621I'm an underachiever so this is probably not even close to ideal but here you go
Thread is moving so fast no one will know that I want Air Shakur to hold my hand
>>2725636Ive committed the same mistake you did, they do carry over.
WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FRONTSWHAT IS GOING ON
>>2725641NO ONE SAYS THIS
>there's nothing to watch because the entire late race phase is just ult cutscenes
>>2725641I SAY THIS AND DO THIS
>>2725622Taurus, my one and only...
>>2725644My clubmate probably said this
>>2725641Fine Motion says this
>>2725643Its neighas who listened to umatubers>bro trust me build fronts in MANTThey're fucking worthless.
>>2725641I say this
>>2725628I don't think they ever raced each other IRL, but they are part of the same generation. Digi could not compete in the Classics.
>>2725643I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FRONT WIN.I think theyre all here to avoid pace promotion.DID ANYONE HAVE A FRONT WIN?
>>2725657I saw a suzu win a rooma I hosted 20 minutes before the start, other than that no.
>>2725657I lost to a UG gutsmaxed solo front Vbobo
>just got matched up against oy neigh danchou AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE im fucked
>>2725650Yeah, you probably held hands too, ew.
>>2725643Fronts are the reason my UG7 Taiki gets smashed. Turns out the reason she is doing well is because the practice room has almost zero fronts. Lmao.
>>2725657i got one with falco
>>2725604>Now to get back to the dirt Brian mines!You know GL is gonna come out and massively powercreep Unity, right? It's not gonna be a MANT vs Unity situation where they can still hang, you're gonna be down 300ish speed
>>2725663Ganbare anon! Beat his ass for me!
Where the fun rooma? The vibe is good right now
>>2725657I saw 5 Suzukas, 3 Bourbons, 3 Marus, and none of them won.No Bakushin wins either, but I think all or almost all of them were pace.
>>2725641I would say this
>>2725663if you win, they'll dump incriminating photos of you all over umagram, move wisely...
>>2725657From Leddit but even they're all using Paces
>>2725653I saw a runaway Suzuka in one of my rooms. I thought he was going for a boost thing with another front, but his other 2 were paces
>>2725664You sound like a woman
>all these bakushins, evil currens, and akebonosnormalfags did not get the memo
Alright ill host the fun rooma300885733008857330088573COME HONOR QUEENTASAN WITH A QUICK PREVIEW OF THE STAKES.
>>2725601the free pull is going to reset whenever the banner drops so you don't lose anything by pulling on bamboo
>>2725589Fine. To celebrate the world cup match, here's the Copa Republica Argentina stakes.Nakayama 2500m, right, fall, firm, sunny, random moods16 slots, bring ONE762840367628403676284036I would've make a Queen Elizabeth II room if England didn't job.
>>2725663What team is he running? Didn't see him at any roomas
>>2725678Idk I'm seeing Taiki Nishino and Oguri everywhere as well
>>2725679AIEEEE I'M STILL RACING
>two fun roomasYEPPERS
>>2725651Fine Motion says this but about me, her much older male trainer.
Hello fellow whales
>>2725685HURRY NEIGHA HURRY
>>2725690Do normalcucks really
>sportsball themed race
>>2725682AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T HAVE ANY LONG UNITY UMAS
>>2725690Am I supposed to be mad at one of these people?
>>2725693Global has some of the biggest tryhards and the biggest casuals in any Uma server
>>2725690
>>2725682>2500mI might have sent an understammed seiun on accident
>>2725690>we have 100 free pulls i don't need morefunniest shit i've ever heard
>>2725682I don't have a Long A Unity uma im sending goldshit
>>2725668I feel like I've repeated myself at least three times every time someone mentioned GL whenever I brought this up but its okay, I don't intend on making aces in GL since I keep seeing everyone say that SRs are a brick and I have no premium wit SSRs nor do I plan on pulling for miss LH because that gets in the way of my umarolling plans which I value more than CM by a wide margin
>>2725684There's like a billion Bakushins and Currens, we'll see tomorrow but the bunk of the playerbase has a bakushin on their team
Fix it, Cygames!
>>2725682thanks for saying that it's a goyball-themed room so I don't accidentally join and make it look like I have bad taste in sports like the last time
>>2725704Oh well, we are all anonymous. You never know
>>2725707kys nigger
>>27256832 fronts and a pace seemingly
>>2725705bakushin's free and 'good enough' ofc she'll be everywhere
>>2725713OY NEIGH YOU ARE STEALING STATE SECRETS
>>2725679That's the most sovlfull lineup I've seen in ages. Only two meta umas.
>>2725713BARBINGPT UNBLUR THAT NAME
>>2725713THE NINGEN KNOWSHUT IT DOWN
>>2725714Bakushin is awful cuz she can't use her card
>>2725250I failed her but what else is new? I've failed her every CM since I started running her except Taurus2. Doesn't matter that I do upwards of 70+ runs on her every CM cycle I am not good enough. Other people run the same strategy and manage to turn their wives into winners but not me. None could manage more than 3 wins against the round 1 shitters. Going to get destroyed in round 2 with 0-2 wins every time.
>>2725713So this is the secret strategy
>>2725713Ah, yes, my rival ARYAN
>>2725679WE NEED 3 MORE
Did everyone get spooked by Bono?Last CM I saw three times as may Chans as Bonos, and this time it's an equal amount on day 1.
>>2725725Doesn't she have that hp mechanic on her unique that is really really bad?
>>2725725Bono was shilled as THE sprinter back when her banner aired, haven't heard or seen anything of her since. Maybe a lot of normies pulled for her because of that.
CHECK YOUR FUCKING INBOX
>>2725717Request granted, name is now revealed
>>2725719doesn't need to, she has the heart of the BAKUSHIN
It's been so long since the last time I got matched against an honest to God newfag with 0LB supports. The game is so alive again now that the nigger scenario was executed.
>>2725725Bono won me plat last sprint CM but I gotta commit to my theme this time.
>>2725731!!!!!!!
>>2725730I'M KILLING YOU
>>2725725The hp mechanic hardly matters from what I've experienced.>t. using a Bono with 700 stam and she uses her unique just fine
>>2725731MY FUARKING RIVAL, UR A FAGET, AT LAST...
>>2725727The mechanic is a little finnicky but I'm pretty sure it consistently procs in this CM.
>>2725679ONE MORE
Yeah
>>2725731H0w'd h3 g3t p45t th3 c3n50r?
>>2725704SRs aren't as strong as SSRs, but Sweepy Speed, Diawa Wit and Tachyon Wit alongside Kita, either a borrowed Maru or Creek depending on distance, and a LB0 LH from the free rolls or the R version or borrowing LH and using Cafe Stam/Jordan welfare/Shakur welfare is very much playable and will do better then Unity.
>>2725741>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PRUNED OR DELETED
>>2725727Yeah it sucks, although I'm finding her ult goes off pretty often despite that. But it doesn't go off at a good time to really benefit from the acceleration.>>2725737Thanks for the (You), but you meant to give it to the other guy.
>>2725742h3 br*v3d th* d*v5
>homophobiaErrrr...just yikes. I'm going back to /uma/
>>2725641GIVE ME SPEED STAR YOU MICK WHORE
So tell me anon, how are you gonna reward your trainee for a job well done?
>>272568210/16Don't care about goyball? Join anyways, fun rooms are always a treat!
Amongst all the CM-posting, Rickey spotted!
>>2725749kek
>>2725749Don't let the door hit ya on the way out
>>2725753I would post a very suggestive image of my uma to answer this question but I will refrain.
>>2725755Cope and Richard!
>>2725753She'll see that I think.
>>2725755Stupid banana ear wearing Dickey
>>2725761You are?
>>2725755YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2725762
>>2725755i still don't have the other conversations, either im incredibly unlucky or they don't show up naturally yet
>>2725753Two deluxe carrot hamburger steak dinners but I will be forcing her to eat her vegetables
>>272567915/16.Will start in FIVE (5) minutes if no one joins
>>2725755>copano lickeyWhat kind of name is that?
I think Kitasan Black should ____________ and _______________
>>2725755Uhh if I want to learn more about Chinese culture should I roll for Rickey?
>>2725772Reduce the deficit, increase minimum wage.
>>2725772SUCK and FUCK
>>2725772let me go and get me out of this party!
>>2725775Slenderman looking ass
>>2725772
>>2725773Could i interest you in one "Romance of The Three Kingdoms" in these trying times?
>>2725679Starting!!!! Who will be the next queen of /v/m-ACK
>>2725783DESERVEDWILT ALL FLOWERS
>late start>rushedFUCK
ACK
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LATE STARTED
>>2725782But I watched it twice and I didn't learn anything about Feng Shui..
>mid race looked good>took the outside lane and diedShame
>good start>gets stuck behind the blob>sits in 8th until the final corner>miss every single fucking proc other than speed star
WTF, I LATE STARTED TOO
>>2725773No you should go to ctext DOT org and read the Analytics and the Zhuangzi
>got brocked behind the giant pace blobGoddamn it.
>ulted too early and went to the outside laneYou do NOT COPY
>>2725783>>2725785>>2725786>>2725787>>2725793https://youtu.be/WjYObnPE_DA?si=omwRXSpmtLHBLiDa
>>2725741Ended up 14/20 so not too bad for the casino. This Kingu dominated these two in testing can’t do better than second now…
>>272568211/16Starting at :10 if it doesn't fill.
Both wedding alts were spooks but they're doing work this CM. Top Gun has a better win rate than Taiki.
AND THE WINNER OF THE PRE-STAKES IS.........oh no
>>2725802I WILL VOTE FOR THIS!
>>2725802ITS DOBER
>>2725802KITA-SAMA TASUKETE!
>>2725802I really thought I had it for a moment, but the beast's hunger can't be contained.
>>2725802IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHINGIT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
Never thought I'd be saying this but..Lookin good for /v/mapyoi!
>>2725802NOT AGAIN
>>2725789In that case you should start reading the Confucian classics and go from there.
>>2725802Mystery neighgas
>>2725802Please ban her
>>2725794Ooh that's a good link, will do. Analytics = confucian analects?
>>2725802GEE OGURI HOW COME CYGAMES LETS YOU BE GOOD AT EVERY DISTANCE
>>2725789You remember when they were talking about moving the capital from Luoyang to Changan because of some astrological mumbo jumbo? That was feng shui.
>>2725802>Please vote for me, third time is the charm.Do you believe this trustworthy fellow?
>>2725817I thought that was more of a strategic power play than anything, but I do remember something of that matter mentioned a few times throughout the show
>>2725816Shes so cute im tired of pretending she isn't the hottest girl in the game
I'm leaving my club and quitting the game if I don't win plat.
>>2725815Yes I just always call it the Analytics because I'm dumbIt has half of ROTK translated too in the Song-Ming section
>>2725816Oguri kiebaOguri raceOguri gameOguri worldSorry to break it to you, Goldshi, but you're just a pale imitation of the original savior
Taishin TESTO
>>2725820Woah woah woah.There's a huge difference between being cute and being hot
>>2725819>I thought that was more of a strategic power play than anythingIt was but the justification they gave was something about the royal aura moving towards there or something like that.
>>2725823>grey>is actually black????
>>2725824You didn't win the game
>>2725822I actually have a physical copy of a decent translation of ROTK. Will read that eventually too but I always wanted to check out the confucian/daoist texts at some point. Also have Journey to the West need to read that too
>>2725824BASED BASED BASED BASED BASE->Double domI'll let it slide
>>2725720I think you should just stick with one instead of switching so many.
95% win rate using the same strat while I struggled to get 50% in the easiest round 1 of any CM everI'm going to fucking kill myself
>>2725766For the hell of it I unlocked one with a gallery key, but I'm not seeing any other conversations pop up randomly either.
>>2725824Nice.
>>2725827Greys start a dark grey and then white out as they get older, that's young Oguri while this is later in his career
>>2725829What language do you have Return of the King translated into?
>>2725682Starting!
>>2725833I'm not cleaning my room regardless of the feng shui implications.
I FUCKING HATE OGURINTINA
>>2725824Highest winrate we've seen?
>>2725836English
>>2725840Noppers, there's this guy>2725260 and there's others that also only lost once.
>>2725837Stop reminding me that I'll never have her
>>2725840Nah, pebbles-kun hit 100% today
>>2725845Don't be a fag there's no reason to name him
>>2725844Shes too fucking SEX
Just got off of work. WTF is prematching?
>>2725837MAKWEEN GOT THIS STRONGEST STAYER BEST ACTRESS
>>2725848Extra rigging before your matches
>>2725846He'll be alright. Will (You)?
concept idea: uma that is wearing overalls
>>2725848Its like....you match with your 5 lobbies at the same time.
>>2725848All races in that set are queued for and decided as you submit your team rather being live on a race by race basis.
>>2725844You WILL get spooked off banner one day.
>>2725674they wont do shit, though i did notice that at the start of the race, someone
>>2725854Seiun speaks of this
>>2725854Uhhh dude?
>>2725853It's not about him there's just no reason to use names.
>>2725858This is extremely lewd
>>2725854
>>2725682The clanker overcomes the current q/v/een at the last moment, much like Argentina did today, to win it! Thanks for joining!
>>2725863What IS more lewd>Censor bar>PixelatedDiscuss
>>2725856BUT I WANNA SPAM STICKERS WHEN I WIN OR LOSE
I was not expecting the brat to do this well
Banana woman shouldn't be this hot
>>2725857I read that as 'off banana'...
>>2725859>>2725860>>2725865Now i have a reason to do her daily legend race. Thirty days...
>>2725861I mean you see his umas, you know it's him, nobody had a problem referring to him when he was winning 80% of rooms, also pretty obviously him. Last comment from me so chill out
>>2725874>Seuinlets would have always gone extinct in time
>>2725860Seiun is actually really sexy when you think about it.
>>2725874
>>2725875Then I pose the question why even bother blurring names.
>>2725869Do it anyway, you can still see em.
>>2725877>*GLUG GLUG GLUG*>sex---Huh?? Uhh did I hear you right toreina?
>>2725867Nooticing how the old regimes won....
>>2725878That one doesn't count imo. It looks more like children's clothes than regular overalls.
>>2725855>you match with your 5 lobbies at the same time.I see this View Results button but that's just for one race not all 5. Where do you go to watch all 5?
>>2725858oh no...
>>2725875I've never heard of this pebbles until now, and now I've formed an unhealthy parasocial bond with him.
>>2725885You can't i think, it's stupid.
>>2725879Do whatever you want.
>>2725884Its still overalls though
You dox me I kill danchou
Are there any umas with overalls as their actual racing outfit though? Like a blue collar worker themed uma or something? Would be a fun idea for a Fujin alt desuwa.
>>2725893Fujin already has two alts, don't be greedy. However BNW should all get wedding alts.
Dude what do i do with my TP.
>>2725893literal farm girl uma
>>2725895
>>2725895Uhh...nothing!
>>2725896Those are suspenders not overalls
>>2725895Your parent runs?
What's Dirty Richard's deal anyway? Like as a character.
>>2725899Whats the difference
>>2725899Huh...guess so
>>2725903Actual schizophrenic that was imbued with magic feng shui powers by a dragon god and now hears the voice of the earth to let her manipulate luck to win races
>>2725903overalls are like one piece of clothing. Suspenders you can attach to any pants like hooks. Overalls it is part of the actual fabric, more of a jumpsuit kind of thing
>>2725868Let's start with a comparison:
>>2725893Best I can offer you are suspenders
>>2725896I'm picturing something like pic rel in uma form maybe her ult could be her going on a Splatoon type rampage.
>>2725908Right by far
>>2725908Left is hot as fuck
>>2725861Pebbles isn’t even his name though.
>>2725908right is genuinely obscene
Alright anons, what did we learn today?
>>2725908>the black censor bar on the earHmm this is tougher than I thought..I don't want to fuck ears but when you frame them that way...
>>2725908censor bar because it looks like the pics when they have the pp over the eyes
>>2725908Right is way more lewd but I'd personally prefer to see left.
>>2725868censor bar, pixelated is just the nip faggot's way to hide things, censor bar makes it extra forbidden and wrong, as if it's something you should never gaze upon, especially when you censor the eyes
>>2725881This is post sex actually, she needs to rehydrate after the marathon five minute session.
>>2725917I want to fuck Biwa
>>2725921idea: censor bar for the eyes, pixelation for the heart shape hands
>>2725917I am lower than third-rate
>>2725917Your average global player is still MANTbroken and will take some time to git gud at the new scenario
>>2725914Then why even mention it
Alright, anons who struggled report in. How can we help you?
>>2725931You can't
>>2725922>Ehhhh you want to go again? Trainer where'd all this energy come from? Does this mean we don't need to train tomorrow? Just kidding...maybe
>>2725908I'd say pixelation is lewder, because you can still vaguely make out what's under the censorship and that encourages you to pay more attention to the censored bitsCensor bars are inherently more modest because they completely cover up the lewd bits
>>2725917That Bamboo Memory constantly cucks herself out of ult in sprints by penetrating too deep into the pace blob before the corner.
>>2725937Is she still poomping and using blossom though?
>>2725917I am an embarrassment. It should be impossible to put in the amount of work I put in for such little payoff. I'm willing to bet I do more runs than 99% of people here every CM, I try my absolute hardest to make her into a winner and I can't fucking do it. All I do is fail her time and time again. I want her to win more than anything and I train her well enough to do it and I want to die.
>>2725931I don't know how to reach UG, I followed the guide a room winner posted, deck and all since I actually had all the cards recommended but I'm only able to reach S+ with speed maxed and power/wit hovering around 1000.
>>2725881STOP PICKING YOUR BUTT AND OPENING MY FRIDGE
>>2725925She'd give great head
>>2725941If she doesn’t ult she doesn’t get pump as she’s either 4th or higher. She still blossoms and somehow even managed to win two without her ult/pump.
>>2725945Were you able to post gameplay?
>>2725935>Censor bars are inherently more modest because they completely cover up the lewd bitsDoesn't that depend on the amount and size of the censor bars? In my experience, the lewdness of the censor bar varies wildly between pieces of media.
>>2725908I think left is better.
>>2725947Agreed.
>>2725925>>2725947>>2725955
>>2725917Was I supposed to learn something?
>>2725917sprint sux
>>2725917parenting is hard
Yeah yeah you beat a bunch of shitters today, but now that you've calmed down a bit, what are you thinking your chances are for round 2?
>>2725969*pulls spe's pants down*
>>2725943You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, i bey your uma will surprise you with the work that she can put in. Give her a chance tomorrow
>>2725972
>>2725969This plat is in the bag
>>2725969
>>2725969bout 50/50
>>2725977actually for>>2725972
>>2725969Sneak into A finals by a hair's breadth and crush the spirit of two superior toreinahs.
>>2725983
>>2725969Group B will be very fun
>>2725983I hate that spechud is actually erotic
>>2725983This is the only good use of sloppa.
>>2725983what the UFCK
I want low WR toreinahs to win and high WR toreinahs to lose in the finals what does that say about me (i am fine with jobbing myself)?
>>2725949No. I'll record an Oguri run but I'm currently booked for the next full hour, will try to have a video up as soon as I can after that.
>>2725990You are a HERO
>>2725990You like Neicha don't you
Was I racing against actual bots?
>>2725990that you are an incel
>>2725992Thank you anon! Ill make sure to give you pointers
>>2725983Extremely squeezable thighs
>>2725933Can i try please?
I THINK SPE OWES ME SEX
>>2726003Spe actually owes you nothing my friend.
>>2725990>My plat got stolen recently>I was pretty bummed out about it>But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it >The total happiness in the world increased>So, whatever
>>2725996Don't look into ghost umas
>>2726008LMAO
>>2725908Anything's better than the shitty lightsaber censorship
Does anyone have the /v/ma iceberg?
>>2725999No wonder Spica torena was feeling those up.
>>2726016Ryo is actually extremely professional and is just checking for potential
>>2726014No but take the pubes chart as a compromise.
>>2726014last people who posted that went missing
>>2725824How? Literally how? What do you have that I don't? How can you double my win rate running the same late+double dom strat? Why am I such a fucking failure?
>>2726016Wait never mind, I found it.
>>2726003What is it with trainers and claiming umas owe them sex? Maybe it's THEM that owe their trainee sex, ever think of that? Maybe they've racked up a sex debt that can only be repaid with a lifetime vow and consummation.
>>2726018How the fuck did he survive this?
>>2726025FUCK >>2726014
>>2726025>people are so spooked by bottom left it's become religious dogma
>>2726020Styled/Strip is peak, just a tiny bit of bush, enough to trap some of the scent is amazing
>>2726026I'm not having sex with Spespawn.
>>2726023Perhaps he was matched with absolute shitters
>>2726020When I said der/v/ was smooth I didn't mean like that
>>2726023You're not a failure though, sprint is RNG sloppa
>>2726025The Penrose Uphill Racetrack gets me every time.How do you even forget to add downhill zones to the tracks?
>>2726028She wasn't trained as a racer at that point, right? He probably got away with severe fractures instead of fatal injuries.
Pebbles-kun formerly Rock Hard's
>>2726025>race wear is an alien parasiteKill la Kill watchalong when?
I ran THE most soulful uma and im glad shes getting me wins.You know who I'm talking about
>>2726045Holy shit, sprint bright?
>>2726045Ah, someone else ran our HERO?
>>2726045seeking the soul that's crazy
>>2726045Based Mambro!
>>2726045How did you get Windy already?
>>2726046Someone did bring Bright to the pre-stakes earlier
>>2726045Yes, yes, yes /ourjanny/ air groove.
>>2726045meisoul dotoGOD
>>2726051Wait what, for real?
>>2726045HACHIMI HACHIMI HA CHI MI
>>2726054Howa did she pull that off?
Fumeji Kistinky...
>>2726045I know, I fucking love her fat ass.
>>2726056What the fuck IS howa? Why are brightfags /howa/bros?
Ogurin is so soulful that her animé arc is mirrored in the resentment that people have for her in /vm/a. It literally cannot get more soulful than this.
>>2726060I hope she loses the stakes by a nose
>>2726060>/vm/a
I have no idea what happened this cm but I really enjoyed it
>>2726064The artist formerly known as /v/ma.
>>2726066Based Bakushin
Now what?https://litter.catbox.moe/0go06bn9wdodbpny.jpg
>>2726072What do you mean?now we can play the game
Trying a new Taiki418705794187057941870579
>>2726072Cultural Fenomeno
>>2726072Now we play the game
>>2726072Now I jork it to Fenomeno
>>2726078That's illegal
>>2726079Go ahead, call the cops. They can't unjork me
>>2726051yay>>2726056She late started + got rushedShe did manage to reach midpack to trigger her unique though but I wasn't lucky on the accel skills so she didn't perform wellI'm also a second-rate trainer so her stats aren't particularly great either
>>2726026Tama got me 3 out of my 4 plats, does that count for owing sex? Do you owe it if they win you stuff?
>>27260746/9
>>2726082Each win = one kid
>>2726074Well gosh darn, she won with a late start. Could be a fluke972366349723663497236634
>>2726084Tamtam is too broke to have kids, plats do not buy diapers
>>2726089You owe her, it's your money to support the family anyway. Not the wife's
>>2726089That would be the troublesome part. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
>>2726087Flower wins, she ended third with a weird ult.151011711510117115101171
>>2726045I love it when they point directly at the screen in the Friends that Smile. Truly the funniest show in recent memory
>>27261006/9
It's fucking over, this is the auto we're getting in a weekhttps://x.com/i/status/2077317638838210638
>>2726109I can't read that, bub.
>>2726109I wonder will the autoplay stop botters or encourage them to go harder?
>>2726100Well, test concluded and I really need to hit sprint S and maybe KITASAN BLACK TO FINISH HER FUCKING CHAIN GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I HATE UNITY
>Fast learnerOh yeah this run is turbo boned, no pun intended
>>2726109>I'm trembling at the results of my self-training >Just a little while ago, it was around 1.3 billion people in a month, but I achieved it in half a month O(≧∇≦)O>Everyone, let's keep pushing without overdoing it and earn like crazy~ (ﾉ*>∀<)ﾉ>This seems like the quota is tough for the top circles
>>2726111A bot will let you finish careers faster, they are not going away.
>/v/ma became chinese because of a rickey op>they didn't speak nihongo during grass' reigndisgusting gaijin
>>2726111Considering botters can finish a career in just few minutes through the API, they'll probably continue doing it.
https://litter.catbox.moe/zufedu.pngThe "I will not eat my vegetables" duo
>>2726117>they didn't speak nihongo during grass' reignWe literally did, I remember my time in the natto fields fucker.
>>2726119https://litter.catbox.moe/bnuqogas8vu3awgq.webmEat it
>[Deleted]Rip
i'm actually quitting this time
>>2726125What happened?
>>2726127I didnt get last for Windy
>>2726130there's always next time
>>2726130ganbatte windynigger
>>2726131No fuck you why won't you all hate Windy
>>2726130It's okay you got it. Someone just deleted their file, so, you're still the real last file
>>2726117Ching Chong is the most disgusting language on earth
>>2726137No I didn't you're just saying that
>>2726127I'm not good enough to make her a winner and I can't take this cycle of playing for 100 hours over 2 weeks every CM cycle giving it my all just for the absolute despair that comes at the end every time.
>[Deleted] happened>suddenly these postsHow many layers of falseflag are we on right now
>>2726143I don't even know what you're talking about man
>>2726143It's most probably the windybroken, not to be confused with the windyfag. He's been the sole guy seething about the windyfag for the longest time.
>*skip*>*collect 30 carats*>*skip*>*collect 30 carats*uhh..Later!
>>2726109>2~billion fans/mo>Ait's over
I did all my borrows before lunch including 2 mant runs with spark rerolls. Burning through my stock of tp pots very quickly. Am I fool if I eventually use carats? I just wuv training my umas
>>2726146Doubt it, nobody's been windybroken for like the past 5 threads. Maybe he really is just this pathetic.
>>2726149I'm running into this problem too. Grinding out parent runs sucks because I feel like I need to reroll every time unless the first sparks are just godly but this 1TP per 10 minutes shit is retarded.
>>2726148Maybe the instant parent feature they have also grinds fans
>>2726146>It's most probably the windybrokenI'm not the windybroken i just wanted to test if the janny is actually around.
>>2726146im not sure if you're referring to me, i mentioned once that i was filtering every image and haven't had a problem since, another anon did the same and someone got mad at him
>>2726146Yeah just ignore both him and Windyfag. The [Deleted] alone proves this is just a falseflag
>>2726161At this point it's probably the same guy.
who cares
What if it's the real Windybro falseflagging as the Windyfag (they're the same guy but different personalities)
>>2726153afaik, auto career 1.0 got implemented during grandmasters and it's a slightly dumbed down versionauto career 2.0 (the one we're getting) you can actually choose your entire schedule and it gives you fans, not sure how the difference in potential fans between jp and global works but we can expect everyone from SS to A+ running a tight fan requirement
>>2726170I'm talking about that new battlepass that instantly makes parents. Not sure if that gives you fans or not
>4-1>1-4>4-1>2-3What the fuck is going on
>>2726174Are you enjoying sprint roulette?
It's not a fucking casino. People have 100% winrate. The fucking guy running solo ace Taishin has a 95% winrate.
>>2726177law of averages
It's a casino because I have 0% winrate
>>2726177Well yeah double dom with poor distance will leave your doms at the veeeery back meanwhile your Taishin can do Taishin things easier
>>2726183There are no fucking Taishin things. There is nothing special about Taishin compared to any other fucking backliner.
>>2726185Why is she potentialwoman then?
>>2726177>It's not a casino! Jackpots don't happen in a casino!
>>2726185>There are no fucking Taishin things.lol lmaoplay the fucking game
>>2726177The casino is in the matchmaking too bro
There is only the Taishin testo, and you're all failing it.
>>2726185Any late or end paired with double doms with very poor distances will always do good because of how easier it is to proc pump, and accelerate.
>>2726195>Any late or end paired with double doms>AnyAHDHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAWSKJFHASKUJFHASLK>JFHKJLASDFHL:JKUSDJFHVYUPIWE#$HEBTFRN:IUWEAKJHF
>>2726185I'm using her in a normal team, her ult can get some carryover speed before late race if she passes someone early enough but that's about what I know. It's sorta similar to what people were doing for the mile CM except the timing is more strict.
>>2726196Guess Taishin is the real Princess huh?
Digitan had a stroke
>>2726196Do you even play the game? A lot of late and ends have a very consistent unique aside from King? Or I take it that there is indeed Taishin things?
Neighas will really get their asses handed to them on a course with consistent accels and wincons and cope that it's just because they're unlucky.
>>2726200Good
I'm already lost if the guy's still trying to prove if there's a casino or not
>>2726203I'm unlucky with training and inspirations. That's the real casino.
I'm getting more burnt out after playing Unity and URA than MANTBlazer. >doing parent run>randomly jobbing 1-5 races without any chance to redo them>shit stats>shit final rating>not enough turns to train and race simultaneously>shit end result anyway, with sparks going nowhere you wanted
>>2726203>consistent accels and winconsyeah the consistency and wincon is running the triple metaslop couldn't be me, i would probably care more if you could flaunt your plats
>>2726199It is not Princess that is the problem, it's me. A better trainer could get her to a 95% winrate like that Taishin. That's why it's not a casino and there is no Taishin doing Taishin things. It's just better trainers doing better trainer things.
Not them but we have a neigha here who's oshirunning Kawakami, and with a pretty consistent placing. So, yes, any.
>>2726209The secret is SSR Fuku and really shoot for early speed and buy recoveries. You can skip Fuku if you're using a speed growth uma but REALLY shoot for the speed then.
>>2726214Erm, trainer-dono... Who do you think is giving himself a brain aneurysm schizoing out right now?
>>2726214And when I meant oshirunning, that means Kawakami+2doms.
>>2726210>schizobabbleDidn't ask.
Absolutely princessbroken
I think we should wait about 5 hours before making a new thread
Reminder, if you're a winner you're soulless. I respect losing a lot more than winning.
>>2726223People would want to post their CM results sooner or later
>>2726226Nice! She's going to lose as I always train her to lose but at least I have anon's respect!
>>2726223It will take a lot of restraint, but I believe we can do it.
Every single cm and race you run is casino. Opponents? Casino. Gate positioning and late starts? Casino. Skills proccing at the right time? Casino. Building the uma in the first place? Casino. But we're not ready to have that conversation.
>>2726223We should wait until Rickey
You neighas are really going to restrain baking during CMs out of all days. You could have done this all other times except theses 3~4 days.Give me an OP and I'll bake, if none, I'll pick one from my folder or characters meta/mostly used this CM
https://litter.catbox.moe/lvbiqdsjwgrsnimb.png
>>2726238Let's wait until GL actually.
>>2726072>Cultural>Fenomeno
https://litter.catbox.moe/ib85k66ysr4zn6ce.png
>>2726240Nah, this is comfy. Just relax.
That's it, I'm going to /uma/ and asking them to bake for us.
Since MANT is ending I decided it's finally time to give global a try and downloaded itHas it always ran at 30fps? I played JP for a few months but I don't remember it running like this
>>2726247>I played JPYou probably have Hachimi running
That's it. I'm going to open a Pillbury can and bake some QWAsants.
Doesn't JP run at 30 fps except for concerts?
That's it, I'm going to /v/ and getting the janny.
Please give Janny Memory a break she is trying to do red-hot shounen anime watchalongs with me
>>2726240Sugar Nation
>>2726254Here for those who want to post their results
That's it, I'm going to umafans and jerking it to Curren Chan
