>Leo CupNOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2737692
Rickey!
How do we fix newmas?
Why aren't you doing your fan runs?
>>2739988I got too late to enter TT and will just flatlining since I lost the jims anyway. Why the fuck the daily mission are so tight? Daily guild visit should give you the mission point ffs.
Suzu.. Suzu..SUZUMUN!!!MMMMUNDAY!!! MUNDAY RACE!!! SATSUKI SHO! ENTER!!!153342861533428615334286
Windy!
>>2739986my /v/ma-tan design qualifies as slop-adjacentare you ok with that bros
What's with all the Rulership art?
>>2739988I'm doing my part to keep my club A+
>>2740002She's finally releasing in JP
Reposting in new bread I wanna try out my 4 consistent Green Turf RickeyShuka Sho,Wet conditions, Sunny, FallBring whatever you want and as many as you want69828013Race is at 15/18, I'll start it when it fills up
>>2739982Nice Suzuthighs
>>2740007I didn't pay attention when I sent my Rickey into this, she is turf F so she is dead kek
>>2740002She's here!And her skills benefits her when she late starts
>>2740009Yeah I noticed that Rickey, for a second I thought somebody else was building Turf Rickeys. You can rejoin and bring another 2 umas if you want to
>>2739986Slop adjacent is actually the sweet spot of where you want your gacha characters to be. Blue Archive understands this, so do oldmas
>>2740014I mean latest release, Rulership, is slop-adjacent at worst
https://litter.catbox.moe/ubxoeuzgzxko0r4j.mp4
>>2740016Rudolf deserves to be cock blocked tbf
>>2740012>rulership>design doesn't have anything to do with measuring tools>or boatsWhat where they thinking?!
>>2740016
Less than twelve hours....
>>2740018She has a 4.5 inch ruler in her umanko every night after training with me
>>2740021Gold is looking GOOD
>>2740012Shorts and thighhigh boots are a blessed combination
>>2740021>>2740025
>>2740021I've been meaning to go in and get a shot of the shocked expression she has during her celebration in that outfit, it's fucking great.
>>2740031I did it
So what type of xogger are we expecting? Will it just be mroe pace spam or will people make ends in hopes of maybe dodging some debuffs?
Rickey is mother material?
Why would he do this?
>>2740047It's Satsuki Sho all over again so Pace XOguri has very consistent accel
>>2740048Is that what they call it?
>>2740047u=ma2 oguri
>>2739994satsuki shan't
>>2740047Xogger with these buffs:>Daring Strike for Pace Chasers from Tachyon SSR>Come What May from Tachyon SSR>See Ya Later from LH>1600+ speed from running 3 SPD/2 WIT/LH>No Dober or Bourbon to fight her>Better debuffers with OppressionEveryone else is fucked really.
Where's her banner Cygames?
Zephyr skill
>>2740060>pace chaserMy heart aches at this information
>>2740061embrace paceGODS or die in a ditch
>>2740060XOG wins again
>>2740063I only like fronts and Lates. Ends are too gamblemaxxing, paces are too hard.
>>2740060>Very slightly increase velocity for a medium durationSo it's useless without the gold version, like Early Start?
>>2740069>0.05 velocityYeppers.
Tachyon you piece of trash give me a usable spark!
>>2740072Fuck, this is getting too painful
Is LH based on a real horse? If so what did the real horse do to become an alcoholic sex criminal in the game?
I don't care if you niggers keep insisting to wait on baking but if you're going to use catbox images stop fucking setting them for an hour. Does anyone have the image that >>2739932 posted?
How do you guys organize your umas?
>>2740089Stickers, hbu?
>>2740088If i recall its picrel. If out sister thread os to eb believed, ots from the vivlofaggot
>>2740093statement so bad bro had a stroke
>>2740007Still needs 1 more uma to fill up. I'll start the race at reset if nobody joins earlier
>>2740085>Light Hello is a fictional umamusume, though some fans speculate her model is based on Moonlight Rose, the filly of Haku Taisei and grandfilly of Haiseiko that is known for unwinning all her 18 races.Loser child of the first idol horse.
Will we ever need split aptitude parents again? Is it okay to glue them now>
>>2740100yeah bwo glue all your potential grandparents we're having a big parent reset next scenario
>
>>2740100Don't glue unless your stable is completely full and you already glued all the useless umas first.
>>2740100If you don't care about setting up great grandparents then yeah go ahead
>>2740003Oy Neigh...
>>2740102i say this and i look like this
>>2740088I set my throwaway sketches up for an hour and more of them found their way into the archive than other anons'..
>>2740120Drawfags catboxing lewds is understandable.
>wit 2 mile 2>reroll>wit 2 mile 3
You really wouldn't think this was with MLB Kitasan and SMaru if I just showed you the speed.
>>2740120Personally I set every litterbox of mine to three days
>>2740082This will add up and you will regret it.
WHICH WAY WHITE MAN
>>2740132RIGHT
>>2740130If you're not a terminal gluer you should be getting that back assuming you're doing parent runs and winning all the G1s.
>>2740132Muteki a cute!
>>2740132>>2734539
>>2740134Are you really getting 10 carats a run?
>>2740132I should get around to these as well...
Did the Teionig that was caught cheating ever get banned?
>>2740109>Windyfag's from Oy NeighKind of makes sense actually
>>2740138>half tp campaign and doubled career rewards soonYou'll basically be running forever in a few days
>>2740148lmao of course not
>>2740133>>2740135>>2740136/V/MA WON
>>2740154Putting the boob window on a small tit Uma is so fucking hot
>>2740148https://uma.moe/circles/640411243No, he has gone and made his own club though so he isn't polluting random clubs anymore.
Some base infor for LH:>required for the scenario mech>0 LB SSR mogs MLB R version>the Gold skill she gives is one of the highest value ones in the game right now>at 1 LB and higher she can activate her dating event with a single training>pic rel rough estimate of her stat output across her career>gets progressively better so there is no must have LB threshold but 2LB is ideal
>>2740159>at 1 LB and higher she can activate her dating event with a single traininghuh?
>>2740159That's a lot of guts and energyJesus Christ, that energy...how exactly does me getting molested by a drunked producer invigorate my trainee?
>>2740159She gives 300+ energy?!
>>2740021McQueen is for _______
>>2740171quick daily kills
>>2740150There's a cap to that. Only 30 carats a day
>>2740150There's a cap to that, only 30 carats a day
>>2740177>>2740173IT SAID IT DIDN'T SENT IT THE FIRST TIME
>>2740180Send it again
>>2740150There's a cap, only 30 carats a day
It's that time once again, where we wait to see the final results of our efforts to win in a decisive single race. That's right, it's time for Mejiro Monday!Hakodate, 2000m, Right, Sunny, Firm, Great Moods16 slots, bring up to 2 (or as some people say, two) Mejiros376483473764834737648347
>>2740187Nobody unironically likes Mejiros.
>>2740166You know it's called the scenario tax for a reason? You could cope without Riko and Throne came in too late but from GL onwards the SSR scenario card is 100% broken.
>>2740166>>2740164If you count her energy reduction throughout her career that is about how much you get. The dates give about 300 at MLB iirc.>>2740160You need to raise her friendship gauge to a certain point to be eligible for the dating event and at 0 LB you need to train twice with her.
I have yet to do a single mejiro career. If only I got palma before having to stop.
lol
>>2740203Sentence this trainer to the Ryan mines
>>2740205No! I don't want to train Lates. I don't want to be 3rd rate.
ouu shii
>>2740007Here's the resultsMy Rickey had an unlucky late start and sadly never recovered.Also didn't have enough Guts
Now that the CM honses are locked in and finals are in a few hours, I'm actually kind of sad that our resident Bourbonfag didn't run her this CM. I've been matched with plenty of VBourbons, both solo and with more than 2 fronts, and she's actually still very strong. I've even lost to some. The excuse of "letting your favorite rest because her chances aren't good this CM" kind of doesn't make sense now.
>>2740211HOEH
>>2740215yeah because he's a fake fan and a fag
>>2740215Now that the finals are in a few hours, I'd like to say that the secret sauce for front runners was Unrestrained all along. Having to borrow/own a 1LB speed Suzuka is a huge filter, but unrestrained + angling can hit ridiculously hard. The few fronts I've seen (usually V.Bourbons) all had unrestrained and IHS
>>2740159They should make the SR useable
>>2740048She has 3 younger sisters and 1 younger brother, she bigsistermogs Fujin
>>2740192NTA but I really hate Cygames bias over the Golds and Mejiros 24/7
>>2740214At least now you can test her on your own. That is if you saved all the other umas.
>forgor it was my birthday today and needed my cute umawife to remind meI'm getting old, am I...https://litter.catbox.moe/shxwsg2q2i3hb63g.mp4
>>2740215I bet he wouldn't even try mutating Bourbon for the dirt CM.
>>2740226Congratulations you're one year closer to your grave!
>>2740224I never really do the practice partner races, I forget they exist. This was just a fun race anyway since I managed to hit Turf S and Med S while farming sashesI'll definitely try to build a good Rickey for a Turf CM during GL though so I'll get to test her again soon
Suzy did her best.
>>2740226>312 years oldDo umawives cure aging?
IHS more like IBS
>>2740215>>2740219I actually honestly believed that fronts were dead this CM until my friend sent me his team, and it had this VBobo. He was running her as solo front + 2 pace. Needless to say I was shocked and surprised.
>>2740012What do her skills do anon?
>>2740238Suzuka and Bourbon are the ultimate gamblers, if everything aligns and they hit unrestrained at the right time, they just win. 10-20% winrate is the expected for a front ace this CM
>>2740240I really thought fronts were just unusable and unwinnable this CM because everyone keeps saying it desu
>>2740240is the expected WR*
>>2740215I run her quite literally every CM bro. I like other girls too you know? Barbin is just my favorite.
>>2740242You would know that's not the case If you read the thread. A million times people said that fronts can win and we had good fronts in practice rooms
How are those prostate checks going oldfags
>>2740242They require a ton of effort, and the payoff isn't that big. If you see someone running a front, they're probably an oshibro, like the Suzuka anon above me, or that Rickey anon. 2 pace 1 front is a solid team comp now that solo fronts are viable
>>2740248If you ever got a prostate check you are a confirmed homosexual. Now way in hell does anyone shove something up my ass.
>>2740248I take tamsulosinT. Anon in his 50s
>>2740242Do metafags really?
>>2740244If you don't run your wife you're soulless though.
>>2740251How many plats do you have? I wanna know how many tams u losin.
>>2740254I don't particularly care if strangers on the internet think I'm soulless or not, I've pulled for many umas. I want to use them. All my plats (with the exception of bourbon) have been won by different umas.
>>2740251>tama u losinNandeyanen?!
>>27402567 president rudolf
>>2740260By different umas you mean the ones who were meta for that track?
>>2740264Are you going to be like every fucking time? Show me your 15 plats with your wife
>>2740244not them, but I mean, that's understandable, but your reason this CM was just her chances isn't as strong so you're making her rest unless I'm remembering a different anon.
>>2740251God damn anon you were already older than I am now when this site got created
>>2740216hœh indeed
>>2740264Not always, won the arima kino won with a gutmaxxed agnes tachyon, won the scorpio one (i think, I cant exactly remember which one it was) with slutty special week late gambling, IIRC I won the first unity CM with rudolf. I just run who I feel like running
>>2740251Tams don't lose though
>>2740249i still think 2 fronts was the better strat, most of my "solo" front wins happened when matched with another front, there definitely was something workable there and im sad i chickened out of 2 fronts 1 pace
>>2740266>Metafag feeling targeted when he isn't even the one getting questionedrumao
>>2740279Show me the plats. Or shut up about what people want to run
>>2740267My reasoning is I ran her quite literally every single MANT CM and she won all my plats (with the exception of one who was won by dober). I can give her a little bit of a vacation cuz i don't wanna spend hours making a viable front and i get to run new characters that I've never used (i didn't have taiki until mid MANT and for obvious reasons ive never used nishino), I'm not even a front main I'm going to specialize on late surgers and use my wife for every LOH in the future. I find this whole thing a bit stupid because caring about what other anons are running Is silly.
>>2740281I'm not telling you not to be a metafag, I'm just calling you a metafag for being a metafag. You are the one choosing to get all defensive, so you must see it as a negative.
>pulled Rickey before bed with the daily free pullAiiiiee... Finally...
That one anon saying plats should be bound to trainees rather than CMs was right.
>>2740284You're the one going around accusing people of being metafags for someone not running one Uma one time
>>2740251>tamsulosinI've taken this before, but I got prescribed it when I had a kidney stone
>>2740286I wish we had a hall of fame with each plat winner
Holy shit Bighead keeps kicking my ass in her legend race.
Stop the count
>>2740291I agree with this, I sadly don't even remember who some of my winners were
Nyo.. Nyo nyo nyo nyoooo!NYONE MUNS! 9/18!!! MU-MUUUN!
>Sent Rickey into the Digitan daily race without thinkingNOOOOOO NOW IT'S 45 DAYS INSTEAD OF 44
>>2740223kelsey
>>2740285>150 pulls worth of carats wasted
>>2740192I love Palmer though completely unironically.
>>2740293Outstammed?
>>2740304It's worth it for a cute dirt wife in my roster.
>>2740293No legend race is hard unless you're a very new player. Or you're being stamina checked. That being said they did majorly her buff unique.
>>2740297Gib room number
Your girls are currently fighting for you and you can't see them. What message would you send them?
>>2740309>>2740307I'm using my longslop aces
>>2740310>>2740297>speak like a retard>post like a retardPottery!Here153342861533428615334286
>>2740312AIM FOR THE EYES
Rickey is hot and I want to pull her even though I don't have the autism necessary to make her succeed in CMs.
>>2740312Attack its weak point for massive damage!
>>2740308But if you would have waited you'd have gotten her for freeThough I rolled early too and pulled a bit more since I was close to pity anyway
>>2740312Have NO mercy
>So anxious about CM I couldn't sleep
>>2740312GO FOR THE HEART! THE HEART!
Do we get any more rickey pulls?
>>2740323
She's coming....
>>2740323Imagine going back in time like two years, and tellung your past self "Anime horse girls will keep you awake at night"What would past you's reaction be?
>>2740329>What, just like 14 years ago?
I would love to have sex with the Big Head but I would also like to hold her hand and cuddle with her and bury my face in her silky cloud of a mane and tell her how she is beautiful and her head with its smarts and thoughts is the best part of her an- I uhhh I mean...
>>2740328SIX FOOT EIGHT WEIGHS A FUCKING TONSHE'S COMING SHE'S COMING SHE'S COMING
>>2740328Many are saying this
I have no idea how to prep for Virgo. I don't have very many Dirters or Dirt spark parents. If I try to run Falco for sparks, her schedule sucks ass. If I run Oguri, I can't use her as a parent for herself. If I run Pasa I have to get lucky in a pool of a billion A affinities.Does anyone at least have some good decks for gathering up generic relevant skills on a parent?
>lose legend race>her piece appears in the daily shopnice
>>2740316>>2740319>>2740321>>2740324Damn you guys are violent...
>>2740312Come back as champions or I'll shoot the shit out of you~Even after beating those metafags, I'll shoot the shit out of you~I don't give a damn about your late startsOr Ms. VictoriaIn this CM, you just gotta winCause I don't know if I'll glue you at the end~Come back as champions or I'll shoot the shit out of you~
>>27401879/16We have time.
>>2740340You either run Fal子 in MANT with turf sparks (on grandparents) or Condor in Nunity. A pool of six possible pinks sounds bad but it's not much worse that 5, which is what most umas give you.>deckI usually use something close to ace decks with maybe one card for skills so I can still get SS rank easily. I only do the minimum parent farming so wait for more experienced parent farmers to answer if you want to know what the top tier trainers do.
>>2740312Cocoon 100% deserves that
I somehow convinced myself I need to make a dirt Dober parent even though the only uma I'm mutating is Pace
Was this the last chance to luckshit the Chinese uma?
>>2740342>Anon! What is best in life?>To crush your RIVALS, see them bricked before you, And to hear the lamentation of their umas!
Gyaru Wonder
>>2740357This but unironically, knowing I made a whalenigger quit gives me joy
>>27403562 more free rolls
>>2740361How would you even know that
>>2740359
>>2740363>he doesn't follow everyone he beats in CM and track their last logins
>>2740363>Win the CM>Check who i matched against>Whalenigger>Follow because the parent was good>A few days later, stops playing and changes profile comment to some pitching about CM being rigged
>>2740366
>>2740359Weiiii!
>>2740367ANOTHER SOUL CLAIMED BY LA BESTIA DE HOKKAIDO
>>2740367How are SPEGODS so powerful?
>>2740365There's no fucking way bacius hasn't drawn industrial quantities of uma porn for his private use.
Do umas give you happy birthday messages on 2nd reset?
>Literally the only groovespawn that is not an absolute cowWhat went wrong
Do pacers not called Xoggy have a chance to steal some wins next CM if you stack Neck and Neck with nimble?
>>2740383Imagine being the titlet of the family, what an embarrassment
>>2740379Looking at his gallery I discovered that he's the one that drew this legendary image. What a Chad.
>>2740384Chance? Oh yeah for sure, but its still gonna be a bit of a struggle.
>>2740383>titlet holder
>>2740383I think kiseki is pretty small too
>>2740393Kiseki is an 86.
>>2740390Shit that was him!?
>>2740383We can pretend it all went to her ass even though all umasses are the same size
>don't bring any sparks to get Pasa to dirt A>she gets every good dirt skill from the director
>>2740383Tits are a hindrance in a fight.
>>2740397They look pretty good though.
>>2740400I swear spe has a rounder head than falco
>>2740401
>>2740404Honestly I don't hate this
>>2740406I doI want to get fluffed by Neicha's hair buns at night
>>2740407Fucj you faggot you don't get SHIT
What did class 6 retention end up at? Doubt the 892.5k I just got will be enough to keep me safe for yet another week.
>>2740383>wrong
>>2740412It was at 883k about two hours before tallying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHksT_fC3pw
>>2740412GL this week, so last week retention line doesn't matter. It will go up drastically.
>>2740365God that's hot.
>>2740419>newYou guys haven't seen Mejiro Gold yet?
>>2740421Oh yeah, completely forgot that part somehow even though I was myself planning on remaking it during the GL learning phase.
kek the story in this game really is trash, I should really just set it to autoskip no matter what. This is after winning the race
>>2740343>vuelvan a salir campeones o los cagamos a tirosbased riceGOD
>>2740423It's Mejiro Monday so a certain race host needs a refresher...
>>2740419
>>2740427is this with or without quick mode
>>2740419She's been hanging out with McQueen a lot, can't say I'm surprised.On the other hand, who the fuck is THIS?
>>2740431>L'Arc just fucking kills you tooI hate this stupid horse so goddamn much.
>>2740434Mejiro Poor, she's adopted.
>>2740434Mejiro Cross, one of the new Mejiros alongside Mejiro Bakushin O and Mejiro Brian
>>2740431I can't believe this got approved. God damn.
>>2740435>golshibroken
>>2740432I have quick mode but it doesn't shorten first time events right?
>>2740435>He would die from a simple suplexWeank
>>2740419For a second when I saw the thumbnail I mistook her for Meek with longer hair
>>2740434Inheritance scheme in progress
>>2740443It shortens most trainee events regardless of if you've never seen it before. You're gonna have to rewatch everything in the archive.
>>2740441I need to pull that thing down
>6 hours>2 days for GL
>>2740435Getting dropkicked kr clocked by her gun would probably hurt more than the throw tbdesu
>>2740449I didn't realise that, I thought for sure it didn't shorten all the events. I did check it in the archive and it's longer, doesn't change the fact that Rickey acts like she lost the race though
>Been trying to make a GGP Sweepy for a few days with Mile and Restraint>Still nothing but got thisThere's no problem if a parent on one side is the same as a GP on the other side, correct? I was thinking of using someone like Vodka to target Mile sparks and use this Sweepy as a parent
>>2740431I see the hatred in her eyes
I need to have sex with Gold Ship
remember to wear as much red as possible to increase your chances of victory
>He has a 90% win rate. Pair him with two others that have way less than that, but he loses.
Sort them.
Wake me when it's Stakes time.
>>2740479this post is so retarded i believe it was made by a true MH player
>>2740479Hmmm....is brian more of a greatsword Unga Bunga or a hammer Unga Bunga?
>>2740483MH is part of the trifecta of shit games your friendgroup plays for no reason, the other 2 being FFIXV and Warframe
>>2740479SUPERIOR JAPANESE INSECT GLAIVE
>>2740479DigiGOAT is a hunting horn GOD
>>2740479All Bow mains. Except Goldship who'd use HH and cornerhorn.
>>2740488If your friend group plays XIV find a better one.
CM Status?
>>2740498Owari da
>>2740498I have a 1/10 chance of losing so I will triple late start.
>>2740498It's Dober
>>2740483to be fair this is probably a hammer main, it's impressive that one of those guys can read
>>2740498My win rate is above 80%, I'll be okay
>>2740479Curren on dual blades
>>2740506Curren strikes me more as a greatsword user idk why.
>>2740498
>>2740498I cannot imagine myself losing
>>2740479Gunlance Fuji Kiseki
>>2740498I remade a Taiki but I hope my more SOVL umas take it home. Haven't won since Aries I want more plat
>>2740498Leave the whales to me.
>>274049885% WR but it's a casino so who knows
>>2740515WRONG she would use longsword
>>2740514
>>2740521Fuji would use her Gunlance as Longsword and shot when no one expect it
>>2740498This CM was easy, everyone will win
>>2740526I won't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0AQB16pZNY>sp bonus is kingFANTASY *CLAP* GOLD *CLAP* SHIP *CLAP*REPEAT AFTER ME
>>2740532Can we get whatever lets us unlock missed welfare cards now please
>>2740532speed card slots are way too important to waste on a welfare SSR with no priority
>>2740538You will quite literally never use those cards
>>2740532This would be so funny because that means I get to laugh at all the neighas that cleated her.
>>2740545BUT I WANT THEMI WANT THE UMAYURU CARD AND BD CARD AND ALL OF THEM
>>2740488I won't lie I always played it solo, no cats, no assistance, restart if I cart even once.
>>2740549You are a knuckle dragging cromagnon if you didn't cleat the gold SHIT card
>>2740542that's for auto career, it seems like it doesn't care about prio
>>2740555Looks I get to laugh at you early, thank you for volunteering.
>>2740555This but also add power princess and rob roy stamina
>>2740479Doto on greatsword only to fling her teammates into the sky and disrupt their combo
>cleating cards when you don't have capped TT bonusishygddt
>>2740560I pity you anon, you wasted months of tickets on a useless collection item.
>>2740498I plummeted down to a 30% win rate after qualifying for A round 2 for the first time. I have no hope, and everyone's been calling me a fucking meta chaser even though I chose my team long before people did testing.
>>2740564>Struggling to retain in the big 26
>>2740566But I didn't THOUGH.
>>2740568Damn dude you suck.
>>2740568Good luck anon, hope you get that plat.
>>2740569I am actually struggling to maintain the carousel, it increased to fucking 735k to promote
>>2740568It's aight, I think you got a fair shot for a plat. Why did your win rate plummeted though? Mind posting your aces
>>2740568Meta chaser AND a loser? Sucks to suck
>>2740579Can you posr your TT ranks? All my TT umas are reheated CM aces and I average like fuckin 900k
>>2740579How much do you average?
>>2740575>>2740581Fuck off
>>2740566>completionism in gacha is bad now
>>2740498I'm ready for my team (cumulative WR of 30%) to steal a plat somehow.
>>2740590>completionism in gachaNTA but unironically it is. I don't think it can even be bragging rights without people ridiculing you for it
Brutal: Taishin gets obliterated by a special ninja technique while /v/ma WON watches.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whVtvsZksps
>>2740521MAN Fuji Kiseki shifts back and forth between different roles like a dancer, singer, actress, model, perform magic tricks and more, she's not stuck to one single element and trait, unlike Tachyon and other umas
>>274056830% is not that bad, it's what the average player with some knowledge of the game and average resource management should be getting
>>2740600>posts one single trait
>>2740600Fuji is not that deep bro
Jesus fucking Christ
>>2740610
>>2740607>>2740609Ok, but what other relevant trait have Tachyon or Gentildonna regardless of LE SCIENCE and LE STRONG
>>2740583I'm just gonna finally do it in GL, hopefully>>2740586700-750 with highrolls on 770-800
>>2740610Neigha fucking shot her
>>2740614Tachyon is a biologist, chemist, physiologist, she aspires to master the knowledge of uman body. Fuji? Meh, an entertainer.That's how you sound nigga.
>>2740610Slacker is so fucking gay. I should be able to beat my trainee with a hammer to cure her of it.
>>2740603I would say 30% is scam artist tier, mathematically speaking. 45% is bare minimum to guarantee A finals, as 9/20 means you're guaranteed to hit a 3/5 streak. But I've also won a CM with a win rate like that, so no one should ever count out scam artist underdogs.
Last day of Kita's reign. Would you like to say any parting words to our Q/v/een?
>this is true
>>2740619>>2740626Every moment of this run was agony.
>>2740569Class 6 went up to 880k
>>2740631The music is too loud, my feet hurt I dont wanna party anymore
>>2740632The screams...oh God the shrill screams during Fuji's careers...
>>2740631Thanks but I'm still not gonna watch S3.
>>2740631Belongs in the mount rushmore
>>2740631Biggest carry job in the history of /v/ma.
>>2740631She really made sure that /v/ma WON.
>>2740631One of the best reigns in /v/ma history. Now to end it with a bang with some good tenners.
>>2740631You were the best q/v/een we ever had. Now PLEASE get back in my career runs and finish your chain.
>>2740631>last dayumm her card is still relevant for like 2 more scenarios
>Still four fucking hours
>>2740658FOUR HOURS??????
>>2740631My penis hurts for all the good reasons. Thank you QVEEN
>>2740661
>>2740660Which uma would Ill tempered Jose train?
Going home with Light Hello after a night of drinking to ensure that she makes it back okay and not having any sort of sex with her because you can't give true consent while intoxicated
>>2740665gay
>>2740631Whoever wins the stakes next has been set up for failure, there is straight up no fucking way to compete.
>>2740479I entertained this and I'm sure a lot of my picks are wrong, but fuck it. I went off of feeling for some of them.
>>2740668After such a fantastic queen I think we need a fine one
>>2740498im at exactly 60% wr after swapping out one of my sprint A duds during round 1. i have no idea why but yesterday i starting losing to a bunch of non sprint S umas which tanked my WR, so basically i have no hope
>>2740660What was his name again?
>>2740670>Rice shower not in dual bladesYOU DONE GOOFED
>>2740677Enrique Enojado
>>2740677Ruffled Ramon
>>2740676>i have no idea why but yesterday i starting losing to a bunch of non sprint S umas which tanked my WR, so basically i have no hopeHey, me too. Got A Finals on day 1 without much fuss, then my girls made every mistake in the book on the way to tanking my win rate. Late starts, mood fuckery, taking the wide lane, forgetting to use skills, you name it. My confidence has been thoroughly undermined.
>>2740668>bad tachyon/hello pulls>GL disappointment>next CM is shit>rise of independent training botters bringing down club ranks
>>2740677Furious Fernandez
>>2740677Agitated Alejandro
>>2740678I won't lie I put her in Gunlance because I imagine she'd think it was her fault the weapon was consistently shitty. I dunno if it's any good now, I just remember when I did play, it was never considered good.
>>2740682You know maybe the funniest outcome really is just an oguri triple crown
>>2740670Why would grass use a bow when she literally uses a polearm
Do you guys running parents in MANT still give a shit about RB or are you just using skill decks
I love how all the /v/ jokes and culture remain here just in the form of a general, It's strange to see but I quite like it
>>2740691I kinda care cuz I wanna hit SS consistently
>>2740693The parents I'm looping don't have good enough blues for me to consistently hit SS without highrolls.
>>2740689She hates insects, so IG is out. Lance and Gunlance are too inelegant. Longsword is an option but I went with Bow because girls in anime joining the archery club is ridiculously common. Grass would definitely use a yumi if she could.
>>2740692What do you expect FAGGOT we are all disgruntled oldfags who got ran off their shit board
>>2740498Third place
>>2740670Shouldn't Rice be in Sword and Shield or Dual Blades
>>2740670I think Kawakami would be hammer. If she can't use her fists I still think a weapon that causes blunt force trauma is more fitting than GS.
What's stakesWhats q/v/eent. Newfag
>>2740703Legit can't tell if this is a joke or not
>>2740187Full!Starting at the top of the hour.
>>2740703Wait a couple hours and you'll find out.
>>2740703Something that boosts der/v/ danchou's ego
>>2740703>What's stakesAfter every CM we have our own tournament made up of aces from it that every anon made>Whats q/v/eenWinner of said tourney, its ceremonial, really
>>2740677How did this meme start
>>2740697I'm a newfag by any metric though
>>2740691Yeah, since RB gives me more skill points to use.
>Leap Forward from Haru bubble>Shrewd Step from TeioThings that would NEVER happen during an ace run.
>>2740703>StakesWe have an old tradition that traces back to the days of the first CM. 20 minutes after the CM finals we hold the /v/ictory stakes, an 18 player race recreating the CM conditions in which the first uma to achieve two wins is crowned the queen of /v/ma.>q/v/eenQuite simply the current queen of /v/ma, the thread culture switches around the current queen during her reign. And she will be the main subject of adoration, complaints, and will receive OC in her honor.Current one is kitasan, but her time is up in 4 hours
>>2740720Haru's bubble always get me a little excited, even if it's a useless debuff or recovery most of the time
>>2740703>What's stakesPrettt much election day, after finals there is a tournament where only the best uma will be crowned>Whats q/v/eenWhoever wins the stakes is known as the queen of /v/ma. Anything that happens in between her coronation and the next stakes is her "reign".
>Been having ideas on future fun races>One is Megane Marathon, basically a race for glasses umas>Another is Canopus Caturday for Canopus only umas every other Saturday>Not enough glasses umas for a good while to make MM not feel too limited>Canopus Caturday feels wrong without all four girls>So I gotta wait for Dictus for both>Look up when Dictus shows up on uma.moe>October 2027FUCK, third anni shouldn't be that far awayACCELERATE FASTER, CYGAMES
How long are the stakes rooms open for?
>>2740731true
>>2740732Like.....5 seconds?
>>2740732About 3 seconds.
>>2740730Kinda sad that this piece never got finished, it was looking quite great
>>2740732If you are asking you are not getting in
>>2740732Until fullSo 10 seconds maxThere are Bright Stakes for the slow ones
>>2740732About 3 seconds
>>27407322 seconds minimum
>>2740732The window is so small I have to delete stuff on my laptop so I can update the game on Steam and get in there. But if it means one less Taiki in the room I'll do it.
>>2740732I attempted to join the last stakes, the room was filled 2 seconds after it was posted. If you are not prepared spamming refresh or if you are a phoneposter you will literally never get in
PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY
But my umas are gamblers... They can't win twice in a row...
Themed CM team idea:Sakura CHIyono OMatiKANefukukitaruGrass PONderthoughts?
Speaking of the stakes, we still need to figure out a permanent secondary host unless /v/mapyoi danchou is back in action
>>2740760Themed CM teamFesta: THE gamblerSGolshi: gambling uniqueFuku/Brickey: luck umas
>>2740757Let those puppies out, Queen.
>>2740752I'm a phoneposter and I always get in all the rooms tho
Did i miss mejiro monday?
>>2740732You won't have troubles getting in if you make the stakes lobby yourself.
>>2740760better use chRONo
>>2740761Let the stakes danchou host 2 rooms
Do i enter 3 or 1 umas in the stakes
>>2740775just the one
>>2740775Only enter 3 if you have 2 doms
>>2740773>>2740760Copano Rickey? more like Copano Riichi, am i right fellas?
>>2740777whoa... trips of truth...
>>2740760>Tsurumaron Tsumoyoshi
>>2740775Its only 1, you bring the uma who you'd like to see as the queen of /v/ma.
>>2740768Literally how I've never managed to get in after 16 fucking CMs
>>2740768weird thing to lie about
stakes should use those evil qr codes this time
>>2740787>>2740789I have my ways, not telling you of course, I want to keep getting in
>>2740787>>2740789I've done it a couple times too, not like it matters. I never fucking win.
>>2740770Those are all mickey mouse lobbies and not certified by the election committee
>>2740791My girlfriend goes to another school energy
>>2740187What a finish! McQueen almost closes the gap to the runaway Palmer but it's Ryan who takes it with an insane final spurt of speed at the last second to rocket from fifth to first! Congratulations to Ryan!Thanks for joining!Overhead: https://litter.catbox.moe/8b30ih.pngStarting Gates: https://litter.catbox.moe/i7khxq.pngFinal Corner: https://litter.catbox.moe/hvrdcq.png
>>2740795UHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOBERKEKS?
>>2740790Not the QR code but as an image format so people couldn't copy paste it instantly
>>2740795LETS MUSCLE
>>2740795THEY CALL HER 0070 USABILITY OUTSIDE MEDIUMS0 STAKES WINS7 FAILED MEJIRO MONDAYS
>>2740803She suffers a debuff when she sees m*ids
>>2740803
>>2740802Thank you Rosee
>>2740802>censored the wrong thingbiggest retard of the thread award! i cant even imagine how this shit happens17 Muns! Come join!153342861533428615334286
>>2740808Prick
>>2740808*Rickey
>>2740803Its funny to think that she's /v/mas most beloved mejiro
>>2740817we love mares here
>>2740817lollmao
>>2740819This, we are marepilled. /v/ma itself is a mare
>>2740817No it fucking isn't. It was ardan
>>2740757
>>2740819The only mare I love is Nishino.
>>2740821YWNBAMare
>>2740817Wrong, I haven't even borrowed her womb in forever
>>2740823Bras do not exist in the uma universe
>>2740824will you carry that love to the stakes?
>>2740817Doberniggers once again trying to rewrite history /ourmejiro/ is fucking ARDAN
>>2740827And that's a good thing!
>>2740822>>2740833>Ardanfags getting uppity again
Okay but which mare is the hottest? From an objective standpoint
>>2740757>>2740823Why can't Cygames be so unashamed with other umas?
>>2740828I love her in a normal way, it's not that intense. There's three umas I love the most and I will bring them to every CM I'm able to.
I have Fuji fatigue
>>2740838The world belongs to my GOAT
>>2740839
>>2740840You know looking at it like this, running in those bulky ass outfits with no bra and on heels looks uncomfortable as fuck
Forgotten...
>>2740833I won't lie I legitimately can't tell the difference between Ardan and Bright. I know they look different but I always mix their names up because they seem like the forgettable part of the Mejiros.
>>2740850/howa/bros are still around. We are biding our time
>>2740846True... True.
>>2740852They look nothing and act nothing alike
>>2740854Howa you guys doing?
>>2740850ENTER
>>2740857Where's the slapped Rudolf image when I need it
>>2740859
>>2740849Donna doesn't even have a top 5 worst outfit to run in
FINALLY
Holy shit teams other than the Mejiros exist!
>>2740852you can remember the difference with a simple trick: the "B" in bright stands for "doesn't have bright Blue hair"
>>2740856Yeah but I constantly forget about both of them so they just become this weird faceless Mejiro blob.
>>2740866Why is that brown uma wearing rags?
>>2740869favela kid
>>2740869Third worlder can't afford race wear
>>2740873Shes american
>>2740866How have you not seen team succubus?
>>2740875>proves my point
>>2740876Team SuccAnd Brian...
>>2740876I get team Hymenaues 9/10 times
>>2740876>4 succubus and brian?????
>>2740880explode
>>2740852Ardan is the very 4 you one with cyan hair and big boobsBright has brown hair and is eepy
>>2740868You should do their careers anon, both are cool
ASTER is the mejiro club right? What's their collective favorite mejiro
>>2740890You are asking too much
>>2740887Yeah, about that
>>2740890The most Mejiro of them all. Ryan, of course.
>>2740867smart>>2740887sure but they'll be on max skip (I haven't read a single event in umamusume)Truth be told, the writing is mediocre. Read some Gates or higher quality musings.
>>2740892Do you even play the game?
>>2740894>I haven't read a single event in umamusume
>>2740813STARTING SOON!
>>2740892I just know your deck is cracked as fuck
I'm so fucking nervous for finals, bros.
>>2740895I can't really afford to roll umas much lately, especially when I have future plans. Sometimes I throw tickets and get nothing, like when I wanted Shakur.>>2740900Nah it sucks, I just have the same Kitasan and Fine Motion everyone else has.
what did she mean by that
How bricked is my account?
>>2740903>Fine Motionholy fucking whaleI bet you have Super Creek tooShow your paid carrots, buhii!!
>>2740906brodaccho it taking a sick leave next cm
MY FUARKING HEROES!!!
>>2740910...and Mambo
>>2740910.....And Matikanetannhauser is there too
>>2740631Praise be!
>>2740907I know you're just messing around, but yeah I have Creek at LB3. I didn't aim for her, I got her randomly. But yeah, I really need the double spark for Tachyon so I locked in after going a bit too far a couple times. You see, I really had to get Wit CB but at the same time that shit bricked me so bad, I had to spark the card.
>>2740910MACHIBLOB!!!
>>2740913>For the EmperorRudolf? She never got to be q/v/een...
ECONOANIMAL SISTERS??????????????? OUR RESPONSE?
>>2740918Is that one Machitan sick?
3 more hours. How do (You) feel?
>>2740923I'm about to throw up
>>2740923We don't need fifteen fucking "how are your expectations this CM" in the same thread leading up to finals
>>2740923i don't
>>2740922That's what happens when one forgets to wear the hat.
>>2740923I have no fear, I think I have gotten over my insecurities
>>2740918AND MATIKANETANNHAUSER WINS! A Finish so breathtaking i didnt manage to screenshot it, even! Heres the WINNER!
>my captcha is finally one question onlyLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2740923I made it to A finals, this time without having to worry if I'll make itI'll probably lose them, but whatever, my time will come, my oshi will get Ms.Victoria, either this CM, or the next, either in A finals, or B
Not too long now until I give up any and all hope of getting a platIt's peaceful here at the bottom
All this efforts remaking my Trialers and they all get scoremogged by that one FL Seiun I did in M*NT
>>2740923four losses in a row = kms
>>2740916You're alright, anon...I don't even have 0lb Creek
I dropped a plate a few minutes ago. Is my CM luck screwed?
I believe I will win because I am better and worked hard, however if I don't I will not let that stop me
>>2740931>>2740795And with this, we have our first Mejiro Munday double crown winner, who shall not be doxxed!
>>2740923Its not 50% to win anymore. Now it's 50% * 33% to win with my oshi. I don't care about my other aces winning....
my dark desire is for more people to quit over cms so we will become more small and elite group
>>2740939It's over
>>2740903If they are 2 mlbs of meta cards you're probably doing better then most players, shakur gets her alt eventually so you can save for that
>>2740944We already are small and "elite" because the go to thread for this game would be on the other board.
>>2740944I don't fucking want every player I get matched against in round 2 to be a whale like the mant CMs I want the game to be alive
>>2740944>I want less people in my threads
If you don't have at minimum:>MLB Kitasan>MLB FineMotion>MLB Bourbon/NN/CB (depending on your main style)>LB3+ CreekAnd soon also>MLB Tachyon>LB0+ Light HelloYou should go to open league during GL.
>>2740944While getting tons of new people is bad you do need a health dose of new blood repeatability
>>2740954b-but I can't metagme hard enough to keep at A+ anon....
five minutesthat's how long you have
>>2740918Why is there always one front mob to ruin my lucky pace? I would have had it this time!
>>2740891>always thought they were going to whack Sasami>her jacket is white instead of red>her sister wears a red jacket...Did they assassinate the wrong target?
>>2740944In a two or three years we'll have fewer anons and slow threads that last all day until we hit the image limit
>>2740966They killed a, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a journalist.
>>2740951>in my general*
A tragedy in 5 parts, or a story of HOPE and POTENTIAL>1) Lucky pace robbed by a mob who's lucky to exist>2) Go, Go, Mun! blocked by that same mob as she dies.>3) Still make it to the front of the mamblob>4) Swing wider than anyone and lose distance>5) Lose by a neck and a nose.Better luck next time!
yaeno mutekush
>>2740977Oh then good riddance, though Etsuko might want to tread lightly from now on.
>used my ace that I have in the finals for the Taiki daily race>2nd placeHahahaha I'm fucked....
>>2740994She's fighting for her life right now, shouldn't ask her to do double duty
>>2740994Are you perhaps being... fed up?
>>2741001nice one
it doesn't matter how many anons tell me to give up or how many times I lose. I will continue to enter my oshis in the CM graded league because I love them and think they should dream big!
>>2741006zased
>>2740670>>2740479Ayabe's an archer while Opera and NTR are rapists per this official illust.:https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1982281029760205257Dunno if there's a monhun weapon to fit a rapier, tough.Are Dual Blades the closest thing to fist/gauntlet weapons? Guess you can put Kawakami there.
How many plats do you guys think get handed out each CM?
>>2741009>rapistsuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>27410105-10k
>>2741009The closest I can think of is the Tonfa in Frontier I think it was? But besides that, I did pick GS mostly because of power, that and it's the only moveset that ever actually used the kick for something besides a joke. I guess it has Tackle now too.
>>2741006
>>2740956If I can get to A+ within a month of playing, you can too.
>>2740984zased
I HATE MATCHING DAYI DON'T WANNA WAITLET ME LOSE ALREADY
Dirt B is fine for a mutant right? Getting the distance S is still more important?
>>2741026depends
>XOguri is not that broken btw>evos will kill her!
>>2741032I love my fatass meta wife!
>>2740917What the FUCK is this dummy doing?
>>2740703Bi monthly metaslop race where Oguri or V.Boubon always win and backliners have no chance
>>2741026If you think you can cope with Dirt B, the rest of that build better be pretty much perfect. You are already mutating so you are probably using off-meta so you want every advantage you can get. Going into the CM with a permanent debuff is bad, to say the least.
>stamina is actually a huge problem in grand live, most decks NEED a stamina card Super creek is vital>super creek has had ONE SINGULAR BANNER almost a year ago back when everyone's carat supply was getting raped by kitasan >her VERY FIRST rerun is damn near when grand live is endingSomeone explain this logic to me
>>2741033Because of her the only medium cms we will get for more than a year are 2400m
>>2741034mating dance
>>2741037You should have listened bro, everyone said creek is mandatory.
>>2741026Surely you can tank 20 more careers to get a perfect run with dirt A for your oshi
>>2740966They killed him
>>2741037Please refrain from posting anything from Nu-Pokemon. Thank you for your attention.
>>2741041Again, her banner was during month two of the game. So no, the mandatory posts were NOT back then, everyone was still spamming "IS KITA OKAY AT 3LB???"
>>2741041How many Creek spooked you? For me it was literally 0, I got the one I rerolled for and that was it. Was I supposed to use 3 selectors and a crystal for her retard?
>>2741037Selectors and crystals
>>2741046I remember there was a guy who was very insistent on using kitasan being a noobtrap back ghen
Im going to murk all of you soon
>>2741050Where is Durandal's ears?
I played Rugby in college since I was big and fat and used to play as a hooker since I was good at throwing ballsWhich uma trainee would be the best for me?
>>2741041Tell us how you got each copy of your Creek
>>2741050I had a little grammar stroke, what i meant to say was i remember back in the good ol days before uma9/11 there was a guy claiming that rolling for kitasan was a brick when you could borrow her
>>2740923I'm at peace, i did everything i could with what i had
>>2741054Only one
>>2741032>Sweep recommended as a meta pick though I assume her being the only one means ends in general probably suck at the timewtf I love metafagging now?
>>2741048NTA but 1, same as Fine. She's sitting there at 0LB and I still have my free voucher. Toss up between using it on her or Nice Nature depending on how my Tachyon pulls go, and I still have my SSR crystals too
>>2741032>semi-limited uma is metaI see...
>>2741037Does 3 speed 2 wit 1 LH work if you're using double stamina parents, or do you really need creek?Should I make power parents, stamina parents, or use one and one?
Post how (Your) toreina san looks like
>>2741063Truth is you won't be using creek all that often and coping with stamina parents is fine
>>2741064
>>2741063bee urself
>>2741064I WILL ENSURE THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE CONTINUES
>>2741066Who does Radical Larry train? Calstone?
>>2741063You're going to need 850ish stamina at the minimum as a pace, just as an example, and then you need to start worrying about people bringing stam debuffs. Unlike Unity, you also don't level up all your facilities so you can get big trainings from just having TE cards roam there, so you can only effectively train stamina during summer. You're also forgoing earning notes because there's no rainbows. You can probably gamble with pure stam parents and hoping you get some good trainings during summer, especially if you've got access to a gold recovery, but it's very high risk unless your uma has stam growths
>>2741064I always headcanon my faceless protagonists as Johnny for some reason
>>2741074He loves Fuji.
>>2741071Instead of RONI, he has Bourbon
>>2741056Those guys were just niggers trying to brick people.
>>2741064ZE GOAT
>>2741022I think you misunderstand. I'm pumping out SS and UG umas with the new Unity changes. But, like before, keeping an uma below the open threshold, whilst still having her be competitive, is more challenging for me than shooting for the big numbers. I'm not spreadsheetmaxxing, I just want to play the game
>>2741064ENTER
>>2741032FR Xog with U=ma is deranged. Even in LoH, it relies on being 3-5th which is never guaranteed. Much better to use reliable skills over position reliant gambles.
>>2741077Noted. I think I'll make both types of parents and wait. I noticed that global always exaggerates the stamina requirements, and we usually end up needing 50-100 less stamina than expected
>>2741064<< First-rates on the track is a sign of ill omen. >>
>>2741064I've already drawn my Torena for Brian's birthday
>>2741064YEAHEAH
>>2741064Welcome aboard, greenhorn, you are ablebodied and ready for the voyage, I trust?
>>2741097LoH isn't 1st or bust, but instead rewards consistent top placements so makes sense to have a "if losing, lose less" backup trigger
Anon why are you shitposting on umachan? There's more than enough time for 4 fan runs until finals.
>>2741101 beat me to it, damn>>2741064>lost a plat to a late start once>
>>2741064The rumors are true
>>2741106who would she train
>>2741112Gold ship of course
>>2741041>>2741055Still waiting btwEvery time someone says "you should have prioritized Creek bwo" it's either someone who luckshitted several copies then MLB'd her or more often than not a whale calling people who don't want to spend hundreds in a mobile game retardsSend the proof that you skipped Kitasan to get a fucking 1LB Creek with your single pity, f2p bro
>>2741114Whose trainer would say "dude, weeed"?
>>2741114Pretty sure Quentin would hate uma
>>2741111>I WAS RAPED AT THE CHAMPIONS MEETING
>>2741064Before uma, i had another name
>>2741107>makes sense to have a "if losing, lose less" backup triggerThen Shake it out is better than U=ma.If your Xog is in first or second, you won't have a unique at all. That's because u=ma has (almost) no carryover and needs to be used as one of your two recoveries. Having no unique on a front Xog loses so fucking hard it's not even funny.It's actually just bad advice from the Japs who are hard focusing on the fact that U=ma has velocity so it's "good".
>>2741072>TRAINER PLEASE YOU NEED TO FUCK DOBER AND CONTINUE THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE>SHE'S STARTED DRAWING ROMANCE MANGA WITH A BLATANT SELF-INSERT HEROINE
>>2741119Pretty sure Quentin is dead after he got doxxed
>>2741116I'll have you know that I skipped Kitasan because I blew all my funds back then on Taishin(I didn't get her) and luckshitted Creek to LB3 from random rolls!
>>2741123Well at least Ryan is doing okay...
>>2741121>a torena, a sensei, a shikikan, a traveler, a proxy, a shikikan another one, and a young master walk into a bar>i see them and sayWoah, theyre all literally me!
>>2741122Are you retarded? It's the same as ever, you have 3 recoveries, including 777, and then u=ma as a backup 4th cope option. Shake It Out is a worse cope option because it's not going to hit until too late for the accel to do anything for you
>>2741064Give me an uma to train.
>>2741129Who do you think is reading Dober's manga?
>>2741131>u=ma as a backup 4th cope option.Actually, u=ma2 is slightly better on the dirtsloppa
>>2741131Are you? Look at the fucking graph. If you have it as a backup you get LITERALLY no value from it.Fucking moron
>>2741055>>2741116Sorry bro I'm phoneposting at work. I got her to LB2 through her banner and used the half anni selector ticket and the uncap to finish it It may have been unwise to pop a crystal that early but eh. The only actual problem is now I got spooked by one on CB so now there's one taunting me for that uncap.
>>2741133A-at least Bright is doing fine, right?oh...
>>2741136Do you understand how target speed skills work? You do understand that ending right at the start of late race means perfect carryover instead of accel, which also is going to give you a chance to overtake to 1st and steal angling, right?
>perfect carryoverbruh 0.25 target speed my ass
>>2741142What's the femcel rankings of the mejiros?
>>2741144You get perfect speed carryover regardless of where it actives. Thus, it's much better to get the festive miracle .3 accel than angling's .2
>>2741127Good for you but you Creek owners literally go "You should have listened gwo" when you just luckshit 4 copiesThe truth is if you are neither a whale or a luckshitter you had to dump all your selectors (including a paid one) for her MLB>>2741139So you saved 400 pulls for Kitasan rerun later?
>>2741149And you can get both festive miracle and angling if you properly build Oguri instead of this roundabout u=ma shit.
goo goo babies in the bath
>>2741149And it's better to get angling's .2 instead of zero because you missed a wit check with only 3 recoveries, plus you're underselling the value of denying someone else from getting the angling.
After getting the +30 energy 3 times during Agnes' career, i'm convinced Taiki supplies half of what Oguri eats in a day
>>2741152You guys are arguing about LOH though right? Isn't the point just to place and not to win?
>Agnes
Is that what happens for Digitan's energy event?
>>2741087>Umas has NO alphabet, not even numerals
>>2741150No I simply made a new account on kitasan's launch.
>>2741155What scenario are you even planning for here? The one where you are in 3rd and activate U=ma to overtake 2nd AND 1st? But you also miss two recovery wit checks on your other recoveries so you don't get festive miracle at all? Why are we planning for a scenario with less than a 5% chance to happen?
>>2741136That LoH was actually Kyoto 2200m so I think it's not the only issue with that guide>>2741147Sure, and Daring Strike is a shit skill too? There's some 2026 umas whose entire kit are based on getting speed carryover with literally no accel.
1 HOUR AND 20 MINUTES UNTIL THE GREAT MS VICTORIA MASSACRE
I'm trying to like you Richard but this sash farming is chinese water torture...
>>2741169>KyotoWell that changes everything. Got riled up over nothing
Okay, so, there are two days between CM and next scenarioWhat do I do during that gap?
>>2741168Because the entire point of LoH is to be consistent, and JP has a fucking billion SP so there's no reason to not run u=ma.
>>2741148In order from least to most femcelArdan>Palmer>McQueen>Bright>Ryan>Ramonu>Dober
>>2741171Jesus Christ I forgot about that, today might be my last day in /v/ma
>>2741174Flatline
>>2741179Just win the next one! I haven't won a plat since unity.
>>2741174Dirt parents, looping, TT aces or >fun runs
>>2741178I dunno, Bright very deftly gets Torenah under her thumb, I would say she is less of a femcel than McQueenShe gets him to give his future to her and stay with her forever for crying out loud!
copano richard is a completely different horse please stop calling rickey that
>>2741179Sprints are so volatile they barely count. You can just win the next one, specially if you mutated in a mutant unfriendly environment
>>2741142>Ryan is an awkward turbovirgin who's into cheesy romance novels>Dober is an awkward turbovirgin who's into cheesy romance novels>Bright is suave as fuck and effortlessly ropes her trainer into a lifelong relationshipWhat causes this? Is it the Maruzensky genes?
>>2741191Slow and steady wins the race
>>2741185I don't know what looping is
>>2741174>and next scenarioYou still have to wait for 100 Tachyon rolls anon....so basically you wait until 2nd august
You know, since GL is around the corner we should be doing a Goodbye MANT fun race right around now. But I don't think many people will miss the scenario and it sort of died prematurely anyway.
>>2741142>This is the same Bright that falls for Nigerian prince scams
>>2741168Apparently for this, you sometimes don't want accels in LoH apparentlyhttps://youtu.be/JOI-6_tNAxI?t=346
>>2741187Bright is too slow though. She has no defenses against trainer being stolen, plus McQueen gets into his trainers pants earlier because Bright is so passive
>>2741198What have you done
>>2741156Which agnes
>>2741182>>2741189There is no coming back from the Ms.Victoria humiliation ritual, it's their fault for making something so cruel and unnecessary
>>2741198Oh my fucking God they clipped their ears, they turned them into musumes.
>>2741160Hey, i just got her 3* and i forgot everything about her career since failing to get her good ending when i started out>>2741205Tachyon, but iirc Taiki appears in other umas' slow metabolism events, too
>>2741200Okay but have you considered Bright's [W A R M A N D F U Z Z Y V I B E S]? Do not underestimate them, every argument Torenah had were shut down by them in mere moments
>>2741198That's a cool strategy. I sometimes see my girls dueling in this sprint CM and it does make them do better.
>one hour until finalsone hour until the best queen we've ever had goes away, farewell, Kitasan-san...
With Ms Victoria I have never been this scared about a CM final even though I think it's the highest winrate I've had
I WILL NEVER GET A PLAT AND IT PISSES ME OFF
>>2741196
>>2741156
>>2741206Not either of those guys but, TO BE FAIR every trainer will one day experience the Ms Victoria humiliation ritual, that's just a fact. No one will go undefeated from now until EOS. Not even the fattest blubberiest sweatiest whale
>>2741206it's your fault for having a cuck mentality
Im down for a goodbye MANT race, shall I host it?What track was the MANT favorite?
>>2741174What would Chrono Genesis want you to do?
>>2741200Sometimes when you're interested in someone you're not interested in anyone else.
>>2741220I think the universal favorite track was the DAHBY
>>2741220>What track was the MANT favorite?Some medium track
>>2741220Tenno Sho Spring!
>>2741218only a third-rate would say this
>>2741220In the spirit of MANT, some random G3 Mile race
>>2741220UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2741220The 3200 heavy rain one. Press x to Jason.
>>2741220Derby was the fairest and most soulful CM ever
>>2741206>le humilliation ritualyour umas love dancing with their friends after fairly losing a competition though, maybe you should follow their /fun/ mindset
>>2741220
guess the pink and blue
>>2741220We should make a race as fucking miserable as MANT was>Sprinter Aces>3600 meters>Awful mood>Heavy Rain SPRINTER DEATH MARCH
>>2741220Gemini by far
>>2741237Umamusume A would never say this
>>27412401 speed 3 pace
Team Hymen is Team Clean Clits erasure, WAKE UP TORENAS!
>>2741240Loop fodder 2* regardless because lol 1* on literally eveything
>>2741241Seconding this
>>2741238D'Arby?
>>2741245>Team Hymen>None of them have an intact hymen????
>>2741243Umamusume A would kill to be a fraction of the shadow of Urara's foot, of course she would
Use those imageslots faggots, 1 hour before the stakes begin
>>2741200>Bright is so passiveNot when it comes to seducing toreinah, she isn'tI'd say she's easily one of the most romantically forward umas in the game, at least out of the ones whose careers I remember. She's not as aggressively clingy about it as someone like Mayano or Curren, but she makes it very clear on multiple occasions that she wants to spend the rest of her life with her trainer. Plus she's one of the umas who effectively goes out of her way to scout her trainer rather than the other way around
>>2741252
>>2741240gee thanks i really needed those for the next Dirt CM!
>>2741249What about Dober?
>>2741252Okay then I think special week should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>2741222Yes?
>>2741252>how about a cool fucking training montage>umas pulling tires
>>2741257Post your best kitasan image for next bake
>>2741261To be fair the tires are rather large
>>2741262The GOAT
>>2741257dawg...
>>2741262Didn't mean to quote but enjoy the (You)
It is officially ONE HOUR until SHE wins the throne
>>2741262
>>2741268Im okay with this
>>2741257
Watch Oguri hit NSM+pulse and get her third crown
>>2741271>Dober>DobermanBravo, Tolkien.
>actually got off work early>will finally be able to enjoy a finals thread
checkem
>>2741271>>2741274>dober>dobermanI can't believe it took me this long to get it. Always though it was weird there was a random dog in the ult.
>>2741272>NSM in this cm where its awful If she gets that it was fate
HURRY UP TIME
>>2740365Bullshit. We all know that can't possibly fit her plump ass rump.
>Nishino Flower Vs Taiki Shuttle
>>2740365Grass in booty shorts is Wonderful.
Anyone got that gif of special week shaking ass
SOON THE BEASTS SHALL BLEED
Are (You) ready for TWO MORE TERMS?
>>2741290I REALLY hope no one brings oguri
hold your umas there's still one hour left, no need to rush into another thread yet
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO FARM YOUR PP TO RAISE YOUR HYPE LEVEL FOR LIGHT HELLO???
>>2739982Suzuka's thighs are not that plump.
>>2741293My neigha tis the time for the stakes, by the time we hit image limit it will be like 5:55
>>27412942 more days
>>2741293Its 50 minutes and we have 50 images to got through anon
>>2741294Bigger
>>2741292I'm bringing the one that won the practice race.You shouldn't worry about her, she won't win the real thing
>>2741294balloon proportion off model "artists" should have their hands cut off desu
Plats are a spook
>>2741295yup, they are right and proper sticks
Rooting for my GOAT
>>2741303And sluttier
IT IS APPROACHING
God i love LH bros
I'm only spectating this time because i want Rickey to win and i don't have her.
Predict the winner
>>2741317She'll win in the dirt
>>2741317You can WAIT until CM17 for Rickeys turn
>>2741318>evensMeta trio>oddsOshigod
>>2741321You will be hanged if inaccurate
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU WAKE UP
>>2741319
>>2741318You're all becoming lolicons soon whether you like it or not!
>my options are to become fat, become a pedo, starve to death or become chineseNot looking good
Attention, anyone volunteer to be the secondary host?
>>2741220sure but give me the conditions and a few hours so i can build a decent Rickey
>>2741294disgusting hag
>>2741318Underdog out of nowhere bamboo memory
>>2741294Too big.
>>2741313>>2741294Light Hello's gigantic gigamilkers, holy shit>>2741306Homosexual pedophile
>40 mins
>>2741339>do cowkeks really
It might be dober
>>2741310I'm rooting for my wife so hard this CM. She's gotten me into A finals and I hope she gets to win at least 1 Stakes room.
I DONT WANNA WAIT
>>2741342flatties are disgusting and not women
>>2741347Doto speaks of this
>>2741347Objectively false
>>2741330you play a game about flirting with schoolchildren you were already a pedophile
Lucky color for finals bros?
I believe.
big tits fill a mans hand, small tits fill a mans mouth
>>2741356They also fill your mouth you homo
Flatkek cope is so painfully pathetic
I foresee a triple late start
>>2741330you can do 3 of these at once!
I want her to win so fucking bad you couldn't even imagine
>>2741361Oh shit you are right
>>2741347you think like this yet have the audacity to call others homosexuals, I knew you were projecting
>>2741357i don't like milk
>>2741361how
>>2741318You mean like 7 and everyone masturbates to Fuji?
(You) have been blessed by the three goddesses, enjoy your plat
Fujikeks are getting a little too confident.
Huh, I had no idea these were in the shop.
>>2741369Magic isn't real
>>2741368btfo
hell yeah, Inari gets it>>2741365>flatties have tits for the lactose intolerantkek
>>2741368i must thank shiraoki from saving me from this shit
I put in minimum effort and used the meta comp because i don't care about sprint which means i am bound to defeat a soulful toreinah who worked really hard and deserves the win more.
>>2741371There weren't that many before right?
if you don't watch ms victoria regardless of the result you are a coward who has refused to stand by your trainees until the very end
>>2741377Witnessed.
>>2741381they knew this was a filler cm
>>2741381I am absolutely not watching the humiliation, fuck off, they wouldn't want that either
>>2741381I do not stand with my trainees to begin withThey are just means to an end. Winning is all that matters, that's why you play meta.
>>2741377shiraoki likes fujisex though
>>2741368Off by one again
>>2741381I disagree.I want my first time seeing it being with her as the winner. Hopefully that's tonight but if it's not I will be skipping.
The end is near
The anxiety has begun
>>2741387Does she hate Fukusex!
>lose the finals>ms victoria gets added to your jukebox even if you skip the humiliation ritual>every time you log in ms victoria will be playing reminding you of your loss
IF YOU OPEN YOU WILL BE BRICKED, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
>>2741395it gets added to the concerts but not the jukebox iirc
>>2741385>they wouldn't want that eitherEvery umamusume wipes their tears and gets on stage for the winning live regardless of how they placed.
>>2741396NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why are you guys being more stressed for THIS cm than the previous oneIts a sprint, youre not supposed to take it seriously, i won the last one from bullshit luck and I fully accept i can lose this one from bullshit luck
You excited? You know what's exciting about a new CM cycle?
>>2741395>skip race>skip concert>watch ms victoria from the concert viewer>my first memory of it is now: My oshis singing, while metaslop is in the backgroundTHAT easy
>>2741407I simply want to see my girls sing
>>2741407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsnyQd6Ur-M
Post some good vidya music to listen in the background for the finals thread
>>2741415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDZHQ_wV8Nw
>>2741388Yet
20 mins
>>2741408it's going to be really funny when chrono is trainable like 2 years from now and everyone gets mad at her for winning cms on top of the fan run stuff
>>2741415https://youtu.be/IKbr_p4ZBXw?si=0rsS3PcojJhv3Bh2BELIEVE IN YOSELFYOSELFYOSELF
>>2741415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjoxKMhsrRw
I DONT WANNA JOB
If you faggots elect anyone from the meta trio disaster will occur. Trust me
>>2741407>Its a sprintThis track is genuinely more consistent than a significant amount of CMs on other distances.>youre not supposed to take it seriouslyFuck you. People peddling bullshit excuses to discredit every single CM they don't like is what causes anons to second-guess themselves even when they win plats.
I feel sick
>>2741394Maybe she rather Fucucking
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF SHE LOSES
>>2741430IT'LL HAPPEN
>>2741431A sprint is a sprint it will always be volatile
>>2741411But Ms Victoria will be the CM song from now on. You'll get it eventually even if you're a fucking fourth or fifth rate that only wins by luckshitting
>>2741436>5KB
Last chance to confess your sins /v/ma. Go out with a clean conscience
>>2741441fixxed
>>2741440Yeah, but it feels different to get the first ms victoria. It's yet to become "the cm song", for this cm only it's "ms victoria".
>>2741443I cheated on Danchou
>>2741443
>>2741439where is this from
>>2741443Confess can't undo sins
>>2741443Not only have I yet to flatline as a seiunbro, I'm the one with the most fans this month in my club.
>>2741443I THINK CHINESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS DUMB!
>>2741443I enjoy the off-model tits my wife gets in fanart more than her canon size
>he isn't ready
>>2741443I metafagged
>>2741453gayest post itt
>>2741445I remember when someone got buttblasted about this pic kek
>>2741443I forgot I fapped before going to sleep yesterday and went to work with cum crusties on my balls in the inside of my thigh the whole time.
>>2741443I SHOULD HAVE MADE BETTER PARENTS
>>2741439We're not on Chukyo 1200m. It's not volatile.
>>2741443I don't like my profile uma
>>2741443i crashed a bunch of runs during the last days of mant
>>2741443I don't wuv my danchou. I love him.
>>2741443I got lazy, I could've done better
>>2741458>likes tits>gay
>>2741469
>>2741443I DONT KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS
>>2741462Teiobro btw
>>2741443I fucking hated MANT from day 1 even when I told people it wasn't that bad
>>2741452which one
>>2741472cheating on your wife with another version of your wife is very gay
Thread will be baked in exactly 5 minutes to avoid double bakes im telling you bros.
>>2741443I still don't have an umawife just umas I really like and/or lust for
>>2741462Why did you type this and post it?
>>2741451Don't worry, I'll be doing parent runs for my mutants soon
>>2741443I use a bot to meet the wuv you quota
>>2741443I should have talked more with the rice shower cosplayer that sat next to me to watch the uma tournent at midnight mahjong at AX. She was cute and gave me a little rice photo. i should have bonded over our mutual appreciation of rice shower.No cm regrets.
>>2741443I could have trained better pace chasers but I intentionally neglected them to put more work into my team's late surger.
>>2741443If you saw the shit I browse and post on /d/ I'd be barred and exhiled from /v/ma
>>2741462At least clean yourself with toilet paper you animalPost-nut clarity should hit you and you should clean it up. Wtf bro. I assure you people smelled it.
Does anyone know if 564 Escapades can trigger a skill that has no targets?There are all kinds of debuff skills that target runners ahead and require you to be towards the back. Can 564 Escapades activate a skill like that when there's no one ahead and waste it?Even worse, there's a gold skill debuff that activates when someone uses a heal skill. I don't think anyone has access to it yet in global, but in theory could 564 Escapades activate it when no one has just healed, targeting no one?I'm guessing no one here has the answer.
every time finals approach I get the urge to take a shit
>>2741483i will bake a thread in 4 minutes to undercut youpretend there's an image of rice shower here, specifically the version of her where she looks like a shitty little miscreant
>>2741488>he could have bedded laisuIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>2741492It ignores all conditions
>>2741493stress-induced shits are a thing kek
>>2741496But not cooldowns, right? So there are some instances where it won't trigger a skill? What about lack of targets?
>>2741493Same except pissing
>>2741493GO TO THE BATHROOM
ahh, how i've missed this pre-CM anxiety...
>>2741488>dodged a diddenbludden foidgood on you man, I'm proud
>>2741488You fucked up, but keep going to your lil conventions and you'll have another opportunity
You know I always thought the clover store was overpriced as hell, but once you get your oldmas to 5* you get pumped full of them every time you pull for an uma.
>>2741431>moves dont even work for the first 30% of the track>every lobby is 9 paces who are all furiously jerking off for 3rd-4th place so they can fire off SFV and shit>everyone is essentially larping as a late surger hoping to blow their load>but also they could get lucky pace which is both good and bad>but 2nd is outright bad>consistent I just want you to know man, even if you lash out and say "fuck you" that you made arguably the dumbest post in the thread.
>>2741499Nothing stops you from firing All Seeing Eyes when no one is in vision even without 564, pretty sure
>>2741506yeah I basically get about 400 clovers a month just from the shop dupes. It's still kinda shit though, but better after you've five-starred all of the originals
PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN
>>2741511>>2741511>>2741511MOVE
>>2741443I often talk to myself when I'm alone and to make matters worse I use Japanese gibberish
>>2741443I LOVE GIGANTIC OFF MODEL TIT FANARTI LOVE CHUBBY UMA ART WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ATHLETESI AM A COOMER, GOONER, A PERVERT, A DEGENERATE WHO ONLY THINKS OF MOTORBOATING SOFT GIANT TITTIES
hey i got plat somehowgl all
>Took 1st and 2nd>3rd and 4th place on up on the pedestal with my winning uma>My second place uma is down with the losersThis is gay
