>Leo CupFINALS ARE NOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2739982Time to Bring Down the House /v/ma
Windy!
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE /V/MA
TIME TO DIE
https://poal.me/u9p9zf
>>2741516:DD
>>2741516
>>2741516>mfw triple late start
Is it good luck or bad luck to watch your girl sing Umpyoi before the race?
>>2741516I DONT WANNA JOB I DONT WANNA JOB I DONT WANNA FUCKING JOB PLEASE YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am scared desu neigh
My wife WILL be Ms. Victoria!
>>2741527YOU'RE LATE
>>2741511>this backSEXO SEXO SEXOTHANK YOU OP
I wanted to insult someone from last thread but the thread just endedThis sucks
>Poal to harvest my luckSHANT ANSWER
>>2741527tiny hand
>>2741516I wish this was a club chat sticker
>>2741473
>>2741527Her hand looks kinda big here
2 mins gonna throw up
Why can't I clock finals? Is the game bugged?
>>2741508>multiple people with 75%+ WRs simply don't exist because it's not consistent
>>2741544Hmmmm weird thing right? Maybe its a glitch?
>>2741516It's not looking good for me ngl. I just want it to be over
update: I went to take that shit
This is literally the most nervous for a CM I've ever been.
>>2741544That comes with the master card update brochacho
I am literally going to lose the will to go on if she loses
I cant fucking do this
GO GO GO GO GO
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING
GO GO GO
>>2741492Then I think is_other_character_activate_advantage_skill is the last keyword I needed to implement.
ITS HAPPENING NOW BROS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
YURP! BAKU BAKU SHIIIN!
My heart is in my fuckin throat
WTF NOBODY IN MY LOBBY HAS SPRINT A
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>I ACTUALLY TOOK THE LEAD>I FUCKING WON
>Would you like to skip concert?Yes.
WTF EVERYONE IN MY LOBBY HAS SPRINT A
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE
lollmao
>2nd place curren takes the lead too early>taiki and fuji sits in the back of the race >nobody procs ANYTHING on the final corner>3rd 5th 7thI'm killing myself
YEEEEEEEEEES I FUCKING WON
SHE FUCKING DID IT
MY VICTORY!
I AM FUCKING SHAKI G
I hate sprintslop so much it's unreal
>>2741574HOLY BASED
SECOND BY A FUCKING NECKKILL MEKILL ME KILL ME KILL MEKILL MEKILL MEKILL ME
BROS I WANT TO DIE
>failed to podiumFUCK
ENTER
>LATE STARTNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIO
>>2741575Based digitan>>2741573HOLY FUCKING ULTRABASED URARAGOD I KNEEL POST HER
I'm not fucking watching it
HOLY SHITMY EMPEROR BROUGHT IT HOME
>its not in the concert theaterITS OVER!
THIS SONG IS SUCH A FUCKING BANGER
Air Groove!
I am subhuman garbage
FUCK YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CANNOT FUCKING CLICK IT
>oshi second>not on the main stageBULLSHIT!!!!!!
I can't fucking do it anymore, I'm done.
MISS /V/ICTORIA BROS WHERE WE FUCKING AT
yep yep podium yeppers
>>2741573Kill yourself>>2741574Kill yourself>>2741575Kill yourself>>2741590Kill yourself>>2741593Kill yourself>>2741595Kill yourself>>2741600Kill yourself
I literally had to pause after I began I have too much anxiety
>80% WR into getting Blockshin'ed by a dogshit Front Bakushin who couldn't even escape the pace pack so all my midrace skills didn't move me up after a triple latestartLmao, called it
>enter room>two other meta teams>well its ok, shes won against taiki/flower/oguri before to get here>start race>picrelAaaaaaaand it was before it begun. Sorry Cafe, we'll get em next time.
KINO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
I FUCKING LOVE NISHINO FLOWER
Curren Chan did it!
Congrats on your first Ms. Victoria guys.I hope its as special to you all as it was for me.
>>2741607Kill yourself>>2741608Kill yourself
A little bit of blubber for the road.
CUTEST CURREN CHAN BROUGHT IT HOME
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>soulless metaslop lobby of Taikis, Flowers, Oguri, and Curren>7th, 8th, 9th>lost to a completely underwhelming S+ FlowerThis game is such a joke.
OUR FUCKING HEROESTHANKS TO THE TWO RETARDS THAT BROUGHT FRONT VBOBOS
Who Late Victoria here?
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENTSMART THE FALCON IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERAND ALSO NAKAYAMA 1200M ONLY SUPPORTS 16 RUNNERS SO YOU HAVE EVEN LOWER CHANCES TO ENTER THIS TIME
LOSERBROS WW@????? GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN MY CLUB AND THEN MYSELF
>I won>Never watched Ms.Victoria or listened to it just for this momentSo fvvvvrking kino lads.
>>2741610Based!>>2741615Congrats!
KINO SO FUCKING KINO
>>2741611KILL YOURSELF>>2741618KILL YOURSELF>>2741619KILL YOURSELF
>go into finals with a near 80% winrate>lose
I AM SHAKING BROS
>couldn't even get 3rd place and jobbed to a much weaker trainer than meIt's never been more over.
MY SECOND PLAT, WITNESS ME FIRST RATES, ONE IN LONG SLOP, ONE IN SPRINT SLOP
I don't think I can take it anymore. 6 A finals and still not a single plat. Forever tenth rate I guess.
Ms Victoria really does make people quit the game.
You gloating niggers have no fucking soul, fuck you, I hope you all get cancer
MAGIC... IS REEAAAAAAAL
>four plats in a rowA-am i... Am i first rate?!
>>2741574Haru DEITY... congrats
ATTENTION /V/MAIF YOU WON CM WITH TAIKI, FLOWER, OGURI, OR CURRENIT DOESN'T COUNT AND YOU HAVE NO SOULYOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO REPORT TO DANCHOU AND UNDERGO MANDATORY FORESKIN REMOVAL
>2ndWell I can't complain too much, but now I have no reason to second host the stakes.
TOTAL HAG VICTORIA
>>2741626yet we still have sprintslop deniers
MANT died and suddenly i'm winning CMs again
>>2741602Same shit happened to me. I'm glad they let the other players uma's up on the stage instead of all three of mine hogging the spotlight.
yay plat
KINO KINO KINO
QUICK, WINNERBROS, UPDATE YOUR TRAINER CARDS!!!
>>2741622OH
I fucking won but its still a mickey mouse cm
>>2741642danchou hasn't won shit since cancer and he still hosts them though
>>2741636>Post screenshots of my girls fuarking winning and basking in the kinography>>>>>GloatingLmfao
https://youtu.be/dfHrXsGJ8mo?si=20Pm7tPKvevJJNEB
I am actually fucking crying, I won and it doesn't feel real
My joy is beyond measure. I can die a happy trainer now.
>>2741641Curren is fine thoughbeit
>>2741637>sweepOnly heterosexual and white Ms Victoria poster in this thread
>>2741637Based.>>2741643Based.>>2741648Based.
I am actually going to have a mental breakdown, you all fucking won except me, I am going to fucking murder you all>>2741653Yes you are a gloating nigger, kill yourself
heh
I cmat speak bros
Aww man.I know Urara definitely could have overtaken if only she had sprint S.
uh oh melty
I'm doing xogger double dom next CM and I don't fucking care. I'm not taking a fucking 7th A finals without plat.
>>2741638yes you are my neigha
>>2741574Is this the most powerful toreina in the thread?
remove sprintslop from the cm schedule
>>2741661I lost too....;_; holding back tears, by a nose
>>2741654https://youtube.com/shorts/0FTpeUOkqbE?si=-k0NRkAQ4xNyaPvaOpen at your own peril. Two full UG trainers on suicide watch.
WHEN I SAY SPRINT YOU SAY KINOSPRINT
https://youtu.be/knOrIBEqxYc?si=noA0kFEgiWP-tezf
>>2741670how do you hold your tears back with a nose?
I actually want to fucking die. It's not fair. I tried so fucking hard and it didn't matter. I wanted to watch her sing it so fucking bad. This was my one and only chance. She's not going to have an easier road to a CM victory than this one and I fucking blew it. I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to keep failing her anymore.
>>2741673CASINO
She did it... ;_; Love this silly dork like you wouldn't believe!
>>27416621st rate!
>>2741673KINO
>>2741661I jobbed, came out third. It's never felt worse in my fucking career. I can't let them down next CM.....
>>2741661You are 100% bringing this upon yourself for being a salty fag
holy shit
>>2741673SLOP
This was the last chance I had to redeem myself, it's over /v/ma, 99% of people won by me
GOT MY FIRST PLAT + MS VICTORIA WITH HER, GREAT TIMES
kino....... so fuarking kino............
>>2741673BAKUTITS!
>>2741684Javier...
>hit angling and perfect unrestrained proc>probably lost because of powerletMy last minute Bourbon almost had it
I fucking did it
Apparently your guys' Ms. Victoria is fucked and the name drop flickers for a second when it should be displaying like so.
>>2741679You actually deserve to die and did not deserve this in the slightest, fuck you, fuck you from the bottom of my heart
>>2741690I jobbed and jobbed hard
I get that the three Umas on the main stage are the ones that finished the best out of each player's three but it kinda takes the shine off of things when Ms Victoria is being sung by three Taikis(But my one was in the middle so get fucked, she's my Ms Victoria)
>tried my hardest once again>didn't even matter because of an OguriI think I'm just done.
MY OSHIWIFE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! I already have a drawing that I planned on doing in the event that we got first place so I'll definitely get to that either later or tomorrow.
Sprint platinums are literal DEI participation trophies. Nobody thinks this is a serious race.
>>2741698Yeppers its not working yet
>>2741690Don't sweat it bro
I may have failed to get a top 3 spot, but I won't lose the stakes.
>>2741700Neicha sensei, did you get stung by a BEEshino?
KILL OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CALRAPE OGURI CAP
>>2741698ALSO THE CM ICON IS JUST SPE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
>>2741661hey dumbass i'm not going to post a concert screenshot of me losing to a worse taiki because i got a late start and the other guy didn't
>>2741699I hope you win the next CM and believe in you from the bottom of my heart! We're all gonna make it!
Taiki Shuttle is now on my indefinite shitlist.
>Actual 99,9% /v/ma winrate>I fail once again>tons of oshifags won but meEnd of a cycle, I cannot do this anymore /v/ma, you were one of the best things that ever happened to me but I cannot continue like this
>>2741714THE FACE OF THE FUARKING FRANCHISR
>>2741714THE FACE
>>2741705Congrats!Ms. Victoria is actually kino. I wasn't expecting it to be this good.
>>2741718>99,9% /v/ma winrateShut the FUCK UP FAGGOT i came out 3rd and I feel terrible
>>2741718>tons of oshifags won but meYeah I can't believe so many people in /v/ma have Oguri and Taiki and Flower as their oshi. What a coincidence
lost. expected. not becuase i don't believe in my team, they were contenders, they always are, but finals are just always jank for me.Scarlet would have promoted (amazing position for her) if there was no frontrunner. Scarlet burned unique at 50% chasing 1st but never passing to deny her angle. Rice fell back to 5th on the final corner despite being on the inside and couldn't hit accels. Cafe swung too wide and so her unique hit too late to do anything.That's just the way things go.
>>2741707Then my only plat is worth nothing and I am even more worthless than I thought, thanks
>double late start into thisIt's so over for me.
I AM EMOTIONAL
>>2741714This is a soulless change that they made after they stopped doing monthly Zodiac CMs and started doing MILE or LONG or DIRT CMs due to League of Heroes getting added.
>>2741728>believing goldSHIT posters.
>>2741718Please no
Sprintsloppas shouldn't exist in the first place, but this was particularly horrendous timing for one. Losing one more mantsloppa would have been an easier pill to swallow.
>>2741726>didn't read the threadSo far we have at least two Rudolfs, an Ardan, a Sweepy, a Brian, a King, and a Groove.
im sorry, i will now order BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN daily on the juke.
EEYES :DIM..... WINNER :D :D :D
I am actually crying dudes
I have never been this fucking demoralized. Even during the janny purges I was happier than this. I won't stop because I know GL is just around the corner but jesus fucking christ I can't take still not having a plat by getting raped by RNG in every fucking finals.
Plat is in the bag
FUCK METANIGGERS I WON WITHOUT IT EAT SHIT
>>2741745HOLY ZASED
>>2741736>most people are posting "A">UHHH DURR BUT WHAT ABOUT "B?"You are brown and illiterate. Don't reply to me again.
>>2741745based lolichad
>>2741736You are missing digigoat and a couple others
I wasn't expecting to feel this empty for a loss.
>>2741745Actual fucking loliDEITYI kneel
>>2741726My Kingu did it, but I honestly don't like that the other two whores share stage with me. I want my heroes there instead. I now realize that getting a podium Ms Victoria is going to be hard as fuck to get but I want it
>>2741745THE GOAT
>>2741574OMEDETOU!! My Ulala almost did it but lost against a pace festival Rudolf with sprint S
>IT'S TIMEIIIIIIIIIIT'S FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEESHONORABLE QUEEN KITASAN REVIVED UNITY AND SAVED US FROM THE LAST MONTH OF MANT, WHO WILL TAKE THE ONLY CROWN OF THE NUNITY SEASON? CAN THE ASHEN BEAST FINALLY GET HER LONG-AWAITED THIRD REIGN, WILL CURREN CHAN GET A SECOND, CAN TAIKI BECOME THE FIRST TRIPLE CROWNER OF /v/MA?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT>ROUND 17955901879559018795590187955901879559018ONE UMA PER ANON. SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOIN GO GO GO GO
First rates one and all...BEEEAAR WITNEEESSSI FUCKING LOVE LITTLE GIRLS3 out of 6 Plats since I started, I'm so happy, I'm ecstatic that Nishino was the first to snag the Plat from my Oguri.
BEGIN THE FUCKING STAKES I AM FUCKING READY TO RAPE ALL OF YOU
>>2741731Why would they do this? The icon doesn't even change anymore
>>2741692WELL DONE TEAM
honestly i just wish i was good enough at uma to win without needing meta.
>>2741755>but I honestly don't like that the other two whores share stage with me.They don't, though?
If you lose do you have to watch someone else's uma sing Ms.Victoria from the cuck chair?
Taiki Shittle just failed her one chance to impress me. She's never making it to another team composition even if I don't have a better option.
>>2741755That's not how it works I think, I think the backup dancers will always be the other trainer's best placing umas.
as happy as i am to see ms.victoria i just looked at the umas i went against and not a SINGLE FUCKING ONE had sprint A. i kinda feel bad but the amount of times i got screwed out of bullshit in the previous CMs means i guess it's karma
>fraudulant group B winners hiding by posting Ms Victoria
>>2741758FUCK I WAS REWATCHING THE CONCERT
>>2741758Soulful first room
>>2741758THAT WAS TOO QUICK WHAT THE FUCK
>>2741749>>2741747is it 1st 2nd 3rd place umas in the race that get to sing on the podium, or the players?because i got suzuka in 2nd, but she was downstairs, and not on the main stage.
>>2741766Yes
>>2741758NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2741762KINOOOOOO
all my umas jobbed and i got 6th, 7th and 8th
>>2741758FUUUCK I WAS LOOKING AT MY MS VICTORIA
A game that makes me cry when losing, that is so completely unfair despite the fact that I deserved to win is not worth to keep playing
>beat a whale that used a dom debuffer
>>2741758Absolutely incredible Kita OC. Can you post the standalone later?
>>2741774Highest placing uma of each trainer I think.
>>2741758>WE HAVE TO KILL CURREN CHANBASED! CURRENFAGS BTFO'D!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*CAM ON FLOWER KILL OGURI CAP
>>2741758Fuck you, should have waited ten more minutes.
>>2741768>>2741765>I think the backup dancers will always be the other trainer's best placing umas.That fucking sucks then, I wanted my oshis to be there with me.
I CAMNOT STAND THIS I DID NOT FUCKING MAKE IT TO THE ROOM IM GONNA MELTY
>>2741785Yeppers, I podium'd finals and my girls were stuck on the loser's floor
>>2741758>try to join>room fullTHIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS AND I BET IT'S FILLED WITH FUCKING OGURI NIGGERS AGAIN I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS DIE
Why are people acting like Oguri is the biggest threat? Taiki is stronger on this track.
>>2741785seems to be this way, yeah
SECOND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://youtu.be/Xgelu4nyQzQ?si=sCYASZuWTivGgGNQ
MAKE A NEW ROOM THAT FILLED WAY FOO FUCKING QUICK
>>2741761League of Heroes in my opinion is the most soulless dogshit that they have ever added to the game.It started as an excuse to not have a sweaty CM every month and have a competitive event where everyone can generally get all the rewards, but it gradually devolved into something far worse than CMs where only the top players on the entire server get to feast on exclusive titles that make CM platinum titles look like bottlecaps.
>>2741794Say that to the Oguri who won my lobby.
Fine I'll be the second host. So make sure you get in or else, I don't know. I'm not good at making posts bigger so I'll just repost the room number.7557 59297557 59297557 59297557 59297557 5929
>>2741766No, you can skip it. Fuck watching someone else's metafagging whale umas
>>2741797Nice! Congrats!
BELIEEEEEEEEVE
ARDAAAAAAAAAN
Ardan? Fucking sovl always rated her(and her salacious images)
ARDANNNNNNNNNNNN
"""fun""" room for the slow and the losersawful moods419380594193805941938059
>>2741799It's titles... lmao who cares
I CANNOT JOIN ANY ROOMS I AM SO FUCKING SLOW WHAT THE FUCK
>>2741801THE INSTANT I FUCKING ALT TABBED
Told you it was happening
>>2741796>>2741801fuck it, we feedin' Makween tonight!
HOLYFUCKING ENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
BREAK HER LEGS NISHINO! CAM ON!
>>2741794I would have won plat if not for Triumphant Pulse is what I'll say
>>2741808Thanks. Got plat this time but dont stand a chance in the big boy room + too slow
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
holy ardan
SHE DID IT, KINGU, MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, MY EMERALD BEAUTY, SHE WON MY FIRST PLATAS A LATEWITH LOWEST WIN RATE BY FARWHILE MY BREADWINNERS CURREN AND TAIKI JOBBED UTTERLY
PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN
DANCHOU IF YOU'RE HERE, GIVE US A SIGN, WE NEED TO MAKE A CLUB CARD
>>2741799>everyone can generally get all the rewards>1st place gets 10x the awards compared to participationWell if thats what they were trying for, they clearly missed the mark
>>2741821Based first-rate.
THE SPIRIT OF /V/MA IS FUCKING UNBREAKABLE
>>2741821Absolutely First Rate!
>>2741758AIIIEEEEEEE THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!! I DIDN'T RIG IT FOR THIS!!!ARDAN WINS THE FIRST ROUND, WILL WE FINALLY SEE THE FIRST MEJIRO QUEEN? >ROUND 282402876824028768240287682402876
Please God let Ardan win again
>>2741822The Ardan Corridor... Post it...
COMPLETEMEJIRODOMINATION
My wife got 2nd place. Time to kill my whole club
OSHIGODS HOW ARE WE FEELING??
H-HAYAI
>>2741830>Could not enterBULLSHIT I WAS JUST IN THE LAST ONE
>>2741801Who won?
THEY ARE TOO FUCKING FAST
Maybe posting two rooms at once wouldn't be so bad
HERO!
>>274180810/16
I just don't have the will to go on. Every CM my veteran list looks like this and other than Taurus the result is always the same. This was my one and only shot to see her sing Ms. Victoria it felt like Taurus again where any Uma could win but none of the upcoming CMs are going to be like that and I fucking failed her.
>>2741840Rice hero
I was too busy rewatching my CM race I couldn't join any rooms, fuck
>>2741838I thought you're not supposed to enter more than one tho?
LETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDANLETS GO ARDAN>LETS GO ARDAN
RICE SHOWER
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BROS THE BATTLE OF OUR FUCKING GENERATION
>>2741848oh no enter as many rooms as you want, just enter one uma in each room
>Mejiro Ardan - 1>VILLAIN(?) - 1
>>2741845>This was my one and only shot to see her sing Ms. VictoriaNo? Every CM from now on has Ms.Victoria
>>2741846Nice.
>>2741848You can enter as many rooms as you want as long as you only enter 1 umaThere's no other rules than "enter 1 uma", everything else is courtesy
SAY IT WITH MESPRINTKINO
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this seems like it will go on for a while so reminder that i only have 10 save slots, if anyone is able to save race 11+ i would be very grateful
Rice Shower, huh...3461 19893461 19893461 19893461 19893461 1989
FUCK I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD ITNo Taikis. Fatty got a late start, but my other two were in a really good position. And then after all that effort wrestling with Bakushin and Finemo for skills I ended up losing to an SS Flower with neither of the gold skills.I CAN'T EVEN RUN FAST ENOUGH TO GET IN A ROOM.
>>2741858CASINO
>>2741855i assume that's the Kawakamibro that only runs Kawakami
WHERE IS THE HOST I DOUBT WE CAN GET A REPEAT THAT FAST WITH THESE CURRENT WINNERS
WHAAAAAAAAAT ARDAN
ONLY A FUARKING HERO CAN SAVE US FROM A FUARKING VILLAIN
plat number 5, 3 out of 6 for manti will not miss it but at least mant was kind to me for plats
BAKUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I did so many practice rooms here this cm so I just wanted to say thank you for letting me test her here
>>2741860nvm ardan won lol
>>2741825Those titles and rewards were added relatively recently on JP. Getting matched with someone who ranked high on LoH is a general indicator for you are about to get fucked in a CM. They're also holographic.The main reason why I hate LoH so much is because they replace CMs for the more boring LoH format which is meta slop to the max, and the only players that can participate in LoH's "final race" are the top scoring players on the entire server.
NO FUCKING WAY THE GLASS GIRL OUT OF NOWHERE!
>>2741861hayai..
>>2741855That's not the point.
HOLY FUCKING UNBREAKABLE WHAT THE FUCK
WTF
ARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANFINISH THE FOURTH ROOM, ARDAN HAS A SECOND. IF RICE WINS WE HAVE A TIEBREAKER, OTHERWISE WELCOME YOUR NEW MEJIRO QUEEN
>>2741873Based Finebro.
>>2741878You're quitting the game then?
NO FUCKING WAY?!
RICE VILLAIN MIGHT TIE IN THE NEXT
WHAT ITS ALREADY OVER WHAT THE FUCK
Can someone post that Ardan please?
You WILL go to the Mejiro manor.
>>2741873>>2741883Based Fine trainers.She had my highest win rate but Digitan was Ms Victoria
IT'S HER TIME
>>2741873a fine victory
>>2741830H-HAYAI!JUST AS QUICKLY AS THEY BEGAN, THE STAKES ARE ALREADY OVER! FITTING FOR A SPRINT RACE DURING THE SHORTEST SCENARIO EVER!ALL HAIL YOUR NEW QUEEN MEJIRO ARDAN! THE FIRST OF THE MEJIROS TO ACTUALLY WIN SOMETHING MEANINGFUL!
FROM MANT WE EMERGEUNBROKENUNSHAKENUNSTOPABBLE
>mfw it's been so long since i've done CMs i forgotten how to join them quickly
*ASTER* WON
What the hell is der/v/ planning? Why did they rig it for Ardan? What is their endgame?!
METAFAGS BTFOOOO
>>2741895WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT OFF WORK WHAT THE FUCK
>>2741895There is still one more room going on retardbro, how do you still fail to check the other rooms?
>>2741801>>2741840>>2741846>>2741856RAISA SHAWAIt doesn't make up for losing CM finals but It's still pretty kino.
>>2741883Ah I remember you, congrats!!
Damn an Ardan double just like that?
Doto won the other room.It's owari da.Big tits glass girl won
>>274180812/16 please fill itI'll host one more after with better moods and the right season lol
SHE NEVER GOOFS UP
>>2741897I've literally never entered one. People enter it before the post with the room number even loads in my browser
>80% winrate>LoseEvery time. I feel more confident with a low winrate.>Forgot about the Miss Victoria humiliation ritualFuck
METANIGGERS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
SOMEONE MAKE A MS VICTORIA FOR HER
/v/ma won, by the way
>>2741895ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DOMINANT! BASED ARDAN BROS! *ASTER* WON!!!>>2741900DERV-ASTER ALLIANCE SHALL CONQUER THE REALM
>still can't make a UG uma or win a plat despite trying my best and doing everything I'm supposed toI'm officially defeated. Why should I keep trying?
WHAT THE FUCK???????? ARDAN WON???????
>>2741916bye anon
>not a single win from the meta trioShort stakes but otherwise incredible.
Miss Victoria isn't in the concert theaterIt seems to be exclusive to CMMaybe makes sense because of the subtitles tailored to the circumstances of the race
IT'S MEJIRO MONDAY EVERY DAY NOW! ONE THOUSAND YEAR TEA PARTY!
Nah it's over, villain stopped. You can go home now.
>>2741914who?
>>2741917wait howardanrice showerardan dotodid i miss one?
>>2741916Unity is fucked to learn. GL will change everything palmabro.
>>2740822>>2740822>>2740822>>2740822>>2740822>>2740822HOLY FUCKING PROPHECY
>>2741913THE MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FUCKING CONCERT ISNT THERE YET!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK >>2741616
>>2741907>one villian denies the other of a victoryKINO
SPRINTKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2741911
>>2741916GL WILL SAVE US ANON I WUV YOU WE WILL MAKE IT, WE ARE FUCKING UNBREAKABLE
I don't think I've ever felt this happy after CM
WELCOME TO THE MEJIRO MANOR
>>2741916enjoy the game at your pace, no point in getting blown up over it, ultimately your likely against others doing the same
>>2741911Same dude, shit sucks.
ALRIGHT HOW WILL HER ERA LOOK LIKE? NEW LAWS?
>>2741930Why is Doto so evil...
>>2741885Maybe. I played this game for 100 hours the last 2 weeks. You don't understand how soul crushing it is to put in that amount of effort and get nothing out of it CM after CM. I am not good enough to make her into a winner and if I can't make her a winner then there is no point in playing.
>RAPES YOUR FUCKING METAHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD????
KINGUUUUUUUUUUhttps://litter.catbox.moe/a8vy91m134el7xfk.mp4
Would anon like to step forward, please? I'd like to point and laugh at you for being a fucking retard and getting yourself reverse grudgeposted.>>2689549
I WILL VISIT THE MEJIRO ISLAND
>>2741916Would you let your uma give up after she lost?
>>2741903I rig literally every single hosted by this thread and made it so that fraud Rice wouldn't get a tie
>>2741934KEK SAME
>>2741934Congrats champ!
>>2741938WE WILL BREAK THE LEGS OF EVERY ANON NOW
2 DAYS UNTIL OUR GRAND CONCERT
ardan victory is super cool and all but i am pretty fucking bitter with how unlucky i got today
>>2741945Real good lates have never been tried
>>2741916I>Never go to test rooms(anons scare me)>Never use umalator>Mostly oshiroll, ruined myself by getting Solshi>Ready to sacrifice Finemo-Smaru rerun to get Machan and Pearl>Self professed third rate>Just won my first plat with my oshi>She is a late gambler>Last CM I came third in B finaleAnd what is the lesson to take away from here?Keep on trying, but not so much that your heart will break if you lose, its all fun and games
>A FUCKING OFF-META QUEEN for the first time since at least Suzuka, arguably even longer>Other stakes winners, Rice and Doto, were also off-meta and Doto is an aptitude G mutantAnd with that, MANT is both literally and spiritually dead. Now then:WHEN I SAY SPRINT, YOU SAY KINOSPRINT!
>>2741932QUIT LAUGHING AT ME I TRIED MY BEST
To win The Stakes.....A Lifelong Dream, A Moment's Flight
>>2741321>>2741321>>2741321Do you believe in her yet?
>>2741951I already had both my arms broken simultaneously like 5 years ago. does that count?
I did a best of ten rerun of the finals and my team was the best one.I love losing to inferior opponents because the race is bad.
>>2741956KEK
Stole another Group B Finals with TT umas I made in like the first week of MANT. Not sure if I get an "I Survived MANT" shirt or not.
>>2741958Kitasan was meta?
>>2741957HAH huge W my neigha, god bless
Taishin Testo
>The Queen that emerges from the end of the MANT era is someone who is made of glass>But still carries on, unbroken.FUCKING LUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2741808And the first q/v/een takes it!One more, but with great moods.840943688409436884094368
>>2741954If you comfortably got to A finals, you did your job and it's all up to the three goddesses at that point.
>>2741963no crying in the sprintcasino
>>2741967>is the front with perfect speed carryover and innate TTL meta
Oguri Cap?More like OGURI CRAPWHERE'S YOU THIRD CROWN FATASS?
PROOF THAT YOU ARE A REAL MEJIRO HEAD RIGHT NOW!
>>2741957>Keep on trying, one day you'll get to humblebrag to downtrodden torenas just like me!
>>2741967She wasn't a popular choice but she was well suited to the track.
>>2741942>We got 2-3 KinguCHADS who won this CMBeautiful, I am kinda jealous your room is so much more SOVLful than mine, granted I used Taiki and Curren too, Taikis and Currens everywhere, but that's neither here nor there
The most soulful winner of the modern era has ENTERED the scene
Please tell me we'll get a concert next time too, I can't believe I lost this shit
>>2741967Kita was great, only real downside was you couldn't run her own card
>my umas were better>my Taiki was better than the one that won>I put in the effort, asked for help and managed to make very strong umas that I was proud of>even my wife>I even stopped being a Debbie Downer and was going in with positive mindset>no late starts>still lost>probably the highest winrate and oshi winrate in a /v/ma thread I've ever seen>hits me like a fucking truckI don't care what you say, I deserved this fucking win, I haven't gotten over my serial losing gene, I deserved to finally fucking win again. I can't continue like this, what's the point? my effort and positive thoughts don't matter at all
>>2741985every CM until the end of time
>>2741985Yeah it's from now on, you'll have plenty of more chances. WAGMI
>>2741985From now on every CM finals has a Ms. Victoria.
>>2741985The concert is for EVERY cm from now on
>>2741977do i pass?
>My Bakushin that late started ended up winningLittle annoyed my wife came in second by a head, but I'll take it
Requesting a career dump or at least a qrd since I have no idea what Ardan is about.
>>2741973my falco late started in the first stakes race, and was too far out in the lead in the other two that she never got her ult off just feels fucking rough
>>2741956This but unironically. The real good lates are coming.
MEJIROGODSMEJIRO MONDAY IS NOW A G2
>>2741986The nice thing with Kita is she didn't need to use Bourbon wit which is better than not being able to use the Kitasan card imo
Releasing MS Victoria on the sprintcasino CM was a diabolical thing to do for morale
>>2741985Still lost the only CM that mattered buddy
>>2741980This look loke a deck of someone who has the cards?
I finally broke my Mant losing streak this CM. Can I be welcomed back into the first rate club?
Behold. My 13th Platinum title.
starASTERstarbros, what's ardan even like? What will her first ruling be?
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
>>2741992Yes! Now drink the tea!
>>2741940i remember it was taurus where i put in like 70 hours over 2 weeks and somehow went to group B for the first time since saggitarius so i do know how that feels, this is the first CM i've done since then
>>2741957Wuv this mentality
>All of /v/ma has now turned into a sad KEY VN IM OKAY WITH THIS
>>274197215/16
>>2741977
>>2742004Anon, this doesn't help you look like you're not humblebragging.
>>2742007She's a sweet girl who loves her trainer and enjoys trying new things
>>2742004You're at the card reset neigha. Two sparks on LH/Tachy two sparks on Smaru/FineMo and you're in the game.
WHY WOULD YOU ELECT SOMEONE IN HER FUCKING DEATHBED
Can i get a loredrop on Ardan or something? I don't know anything about her.
>>2741982Tbf, i played in open where every other team had a speed-maxed Baku
>>2742015>a sad KEY VN explain?
>>2742007Mandatory healthy but not tasty hospital food for every mealMandatory lap pillows, trainers cannot revoke consentAnd most importantly, pick up that paintbrush
ALL /V/MALINGS, PLEASE STAND FOR THE ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYRmlk7K6JA
Now that transfer requests are up, if none of your umas got to the podium, you know what to do.
>>2742023she is part of the Mejiro family hence the name Mejiro Ardan
>>2741916After the game breaks you enough you'll come to realize that actually winning A finals is not something to strive for.I've gone into A finals with a ~65% WR the last 5 times vs opponents with lower WR and still lose every time. I've got 5 plats from year 1 and they were all by the skin of my teeth wins I don't' know if I really deserved. You see youtubers and gamers in the thread with 90+% WR still lose finals. There's nothing you can do except temper your expectations. Winning finals can't matter because it's actually just a crapshoot. Only getting to finals should matter. If you can pull that off, you're enough.
>>2742022Make-A-Wish uma please understand
>>2742017SEEEEEEEX
>>2742027>pick up that paintbrushArdan is a drawgod?
>>2742022thats what we do IRL!
Wow this sucks almost as bad as missing A finals in cancer 1.
>>2742006Fuck i only got 12. I'm gonna catch up, dont you worry.
THE FEELING OF VICTORY INCREASES
>>2742029I can't do that. They tried their best, but at the end of the day positioning RNG and late starts killed them.
>>2741998I mean, I'm in the same boat where I got triple late started and then brocked in the midrace from getting up to my accels, but nothing I can do about that so you just gotta learn to laugh it off.
>>2742022EOS soon
>>2742006>OguriYou did not win, you deserve a tumor
Reminder if you used Taiki or Flower you didn't win.
I would've won if I had run a debuffer, never again will I be using my OSHIT in the 3rd slotNEVER AGAIN OSHI GAMING
>>2742027Trust me, you don't want me doing anything art related unless you want me to see war crimes.
>>2742029I have kept every CM team and even their subs if they participated in a set of 5, going all the way back to Taurus 1Im gonna sweat if the increasing veteran cap doesnt keep up
>>2742025Mejiro Ardan's story is pretty much a sad romance novel, she is a terminally ill girl with glass legs who wishes to run before they give out, she wishes that perhaps even if she were to die on the track at least she would be remembered for something. But the thing about glass is that when tempered, it does not break.
>>2742039Congrats on winning this CM as well
>>2742046bit extreme
>>2742045
I'm never gonna have a starred plat, am I?
>>2742035Yes, the ending of her career is her and (You) both painting each other, and she takes you to an art museum after she accepts being scouted to see a certain painting.
I love Wife Shower
>>2742053Not him but one of the guys with 12 now too, im gonna catch up ~
>>2742029I can't, I just took my TT sprint team and somehow luckshitted into A finalsyou can imagine how it went
>Ms.Victoria unlocks after CM closes so people can't fake recordings
holy SOVL...
>>2742051they increased it from like 240 to 260 or something but it's so bullshit, we should have at least 1,000 spots
If you haven't gotten plat by now just give up. This was your easiest chance to win with the changes to the scenarios.
So what now? My parents are already done, and there's nothing to do until GL drops.
>Electing a terminally ill queen AFTER the EOS scenario
>>2742052no, i know her story and whats it about, she was very kino in Muteki's career. i just have no clue about what a "KEY VN" is
>>2741977This good enough?I may not have the full collection but I've served my time in the mines
>>2742058This event is from the set before her career starts, as I remember. She more or less claims you right off the rip. Mejiros don't fuck around
>>2742066GASLIGHT DANCER SAYS THIS
>>2742063This is the most disgusting thing I have ever laid eyes on
>>2741972MAYANO TAKES TWO IN A ROW!Welp, that's that. If these counted for something more than fun, then she'd be q/v/een again! Thanks for joining!
>>2742068THE STAKES ARE A FUN MISTRESS THIS IS FUCKING LUDO
>>2742056Who's gonna tell em what happens to the Zodiac CM names?
>>2742032>Only getting to finals should matter. If you can pull that off, you're enough.I guess that's true. I hope this doesn't turn into a cope though.
>>2742066This is true, I will never win a CM again
>>2742068I SWEAR SHE'S FINE JUST DONT LOOK AT HER LEGS
>>2742069KEY made clannad and other tragically sad visual novels
>>2742018I am not humblebragging, I am bragging that I won with an oshipick and mostly SR deckIts all fun and games, try seeing CMs as such for a CM or two, maybe that will helpTrust me, I know how it is to be at the bottom, I got washed out of finals thrice, once in Open, was my first CM too...>>2742020And leave my horsies? Like hell I will!
>>2742063there are three billion stakes and hamburgers in this image
>>2742032>Only getting to finals should matter. If you can pull that off, you're enough.Now that Ms. Victoria is in the game, no it's not good enough.
>>2742076>Second place three times in rooms todayCall me Doto
I even got the Leo plat mark, thank you Nishino and my RIVALS
>>2742059The world needs more Rice love, well done.
I DEMAND THE ARDAN CAREER DUMP SHE IS FUCKING KINO
>>2742071It's not one of the three that unlock after, but she doesn't accept your initial scouting offer because she wants you to actually watch her run first.Another funny coincidence is that in the story, that race was a Dirt Sprint because there weren't any other more suitable opportunities. So it fits that she's the Sprint queen
This fucking piece of shit game has me crying on my bed, I hate it, I hate how unfair it is
>>2742076She could have been the the q/v/een again but I didn't notice the stakes already started...
ahhheven though things didnt go my way today the stakes are still fun, as always.i appreciate all of youtotal pace chaser death good night
>>2742078nani?
>>2742075Worry not anon, they can be defeated.
>>2742087I've got my pull plan ready and I've got room for plenty of umarolling even pulling meta cards.
How do you check your opponent's CM winrate, just out of idle curiosity?
>>2742096Same bro....same.....i couldn't even join a stakes room....next CM i wont let them fucking win
>>2741982Add another Kingu to the platters. It's so incredibly satisfying to see her finally win a plat and in her OG outfit at that. 16% winrate, single triangle, 7th favorite and up against UG aces when she only hit SS with 700 wit all to just barely snatch it from both of them at the end. Truly my first-rate Uma.
>>2742098>total pace chaser deathFrontard or Latechump? Call it.
>>2742075Oh yeah? I raise you this.
>elect famine (oguri)>now elect pestilenceWHAT WERE YOU NEIGHAS FUCKING DOING
It's time for some hard hitting questions:>your favorite Mejiro>your favorite teaFor me it's Mkween and Sideritis leafs.
>>2742067Second parent so that you can do 30 careers a day (finishing at most 3 because fuck you GL)
>>2742105Holy kino. King's base outfit is sexy as fuck.
>>2742109GLORY TO THE MEJIRO CALIPHATE
>>2742103You can see the records of their umas from the Twinkle Monthly Special Issue button on the results screen.
>>2742067make URA parents. hunt duels. Try to get the racing spirit skill sparks in legacy. They're worth passing forward.
>>2742096I wish I felt emotions...
>>2742104There won't be a next CM for me
>>2742060Nice. I had assumed there was only 1 other trainer with 11 plats prior to today
>>2742092Legit the last trainee I was expecting to see win but she activated her unique just before the end which gave her enough speed to edge out the Taiki coming from behindI only brought her here because I like her and I wanna bring her to every CM but she goes and wins it all
>>2742099There's only 6 more CMs that use the Zodiac names so only 6 more chances to get the star, assuming you won a CM for that sign already. They replace the CM star signs with a generic title just based on the track and the icon is Spe >>2741761
>>2742111I don't have nearly enough TP bottles to burn for that.
failed to win finals.... has to watch my uma sing 2nd place and no unlock :(
>>2742110Mackie and black tea.
>ARDAN WONWHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST SURPRISE EVER!!!!WHAT DO I DRAW NOW
>>2742110Queen Ardan, Yorkshire Gold
>>2742067Fan runs for danchode
>>2742109>/v/ma keeps electing the four horsemen of the apocalypseGood thing horses, and by extension horsemen, don't actually exist, right?
>>2742110Pama and a nice Chinese green tea
>>2742124i won and it didnt unlock eitehr, i'll assume it'll unlock 2morrow
>>2742114Ah, never clicked the details button there, thanks!
>>2742118Not either of em, but I think its oy neighs danchou and the rock man iirc
Can't wait for half TP+double rewards so doing parents become a carats positive action again
>>2742079it's a best of 1 final in an rng heavy game, sometimes you just win or lose for no real reasonas long as you keep getting in it will happen eventually
I want all of you to die
>>2742110DooberGween tee
>>2742121then why in the JP gametora title database there are zodiac titles with like 4 stars?
>>2742109was it the same ardan that won the 2 times today or 2 different ardans?
>>2742128I am begging you draw her hitting kitasan's kneecaps with a fucking bat
>>2742128her with a hammer chasing a torena to break his legs
>>2742110Favourite Mejiro is probably Palmer, my favourite tea is Earl grey that stuff is nice with lime/lemon juice added, assam tea is quite good also
>>2742132here's the real question: what did ric flair and arn anderson call their wrestling faction in the umaverse?
>>2742146Kitasan would TANK that though
>>2742128Big fat glass girl titties of course
>>2742147Not Kitasan, Oguri.
>>2742110DoberGreen tea>>2742143Interesting, also sexo
>look up ardan art>SO>MUCH>GIGANTIC>TITSWhy her? She looks relatively normal in-game holy moly this woman is A COW in art. How could she grow P cup breasts off hospital food!?
>>2742128Chillin at the hospital bed while EXTREMELY smug
>>2742128The biggest tits you've ever drawn
Post em
>>2742110Dober, green tea
>>27421452 trainers, 1 queen
>>2742110BoberEarl Grey
>>2742105Really liked this shot. It's a very appropriate song for Kingu.
>do a couple of celebratory tenners on rickey>get eishinwhat am in for?
>>2742158My wife didn't take the podium so I can't. Maybe next time.
>Lose finals>Transfer Request available
>>2742109Suzuka was death btwWe just need war now. Taiki? She has a gun
>>2742150The vibrations in the bat would shatter Ardan's bones
>>2742159>>2742154>>2742143Interesting...
>>2742155I don't know but I fucking love it
>>2742145/v/ma (club) tag-teamed two separate ardans after the first one won
>>2742164One of the worst umas in the game gameplay wise, but she's cute and she's really hot
>>2742155It is my greatest hope that /v/ma can usher in an era of on-model Ardan art, because I've been dying over here.
>>2742138I see. I now know my rivals identities. I doubt they can guess who I am.
>DEFEATED BY A CINGREY RIVAL>ANOTHER PLAT KWABBEDWhat was the point of this character?
>>2742144ah shit I just checked again and those are only for the generic mile, medium, etc. CMsrip
>>2742164...nothing. she is unfortunately a bog standard late surger who can only do mediums and shes kinda mid even there
>>2742155see
>lose with 75% winrate>last sprint also lost with like a 70% winrate>meanwhile, won gemini and taurus with a below 50% winrateI am starting to believe finals run on SBMM. I have no proof.
>>2742174No, homo
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANNA TASTE HOSPITAL FOOD
NOTLOOKINGGOOD!!!
>>2742144Dummied images most likely. You CAN get multiple stars on the SPRINT/MILE/LONG/DIRT etc titles but I don't think it retroactively adds stars to the Zodiac ones even if it was the same race as one.
>>2742158what if I just take a pic of the guy that actually won?
>>2742110McQueenHarney and Sons Hot Cinnamon Spice
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO TO BEGIN THE ARDAN ERATIME TO BREAK THEIR LEGSSPRINTER DEATH MARCH
>>2742155I've previously said that she has a bunch of artists completely brainwashed into drawing her with huge boobs for all eternity
>>2742189SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH SPRINTER DEATH MARCH
>>2742189Ardan can't even run consecutive races outside of MANT without tanking the career
Ms. Victoria has killed the game for me. There is literally nothing I want more than to see her sing it but it's never going to happen. She can't win the dirt even if I managed to get her from dirt G to A which I don't even want to attempt anymore after losing Leo, the mile is more XOgurislop, and then I don't know what's after that but I'm sure she's terrible on that track too. I am not good enough to make her a winner, she'll never be meta on any track for me to get a win that way, so I can never see her sing Ms. Victoria so what the fuck is there to play for anymore?
Anyone know where this number comes from? I ask because I got second and I'm 2nd out of 16600. I got a friend who got 1st and his says 1/4000 and I'm curious as to why mine is literally 4x higher than his.
>>2742189YESSSSSSS SPRINTER DEATH MARCH NOW
>>2742110ArdanWhatever regular sweet tea in the south is. My sister and grandmother are pretty into it, and I try different kinds of tea but I don't care for the taste
>>2742196Bro you have every CM in the future to keep trying. Lick your wounds and skip the dirtgger CM
>>2742189RUMAOHOST IT NOW
>>2742198It depends on how many trainers your ghost beats during the CM
>>2742189>
I shouldn't have checked the enemy team's win rates
>>2742202Let the poor fellow vent in peace. He'll be back on his feet come GL.
>>2742196Who? Maybe she's decent for some CM
>>2742110McQueenEarl GreyI actually unironically drink 3-4 cups of tea per day. Mostly variants of black tea
>Ms. Victoria has killed the game for me. There is literally nothing I want more than to see her sing it but it's never going to happen. She can't win the dirt even if I managed to get her from dirt G to A which I don't even want to attempt anymore after losing Leo, the mile is more XOgurislop, and then I don't know what's after that but I'm sure she's terrible on that track too. I am not good enough to make her a winner, she'll never be meta on any track for me to get a win that way, so I can never see her sing Ms. Victoria so what the fuck is there to play for anymore?
IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF ARDAN'S REIGN. WE SHALL CELEBRATE WITH A SPRINTER DEATH MARCH>3600 METERS>AWFUL MOOD>HEAVY CONDITIONS>YOUR SPRINTER ACES ONLYTHEY SHALL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES, GET READY TO BREAK YOUR TRAINEES LEGS
>>2742164I got spooked by her alt when grabbing Rickey. Her story is pretty meh, just generic autistic girl realizing she's allowed to have dreams
>>2742207Make sure to save them as practice partners and run a practice room too
>>2742196People have won Arima CM with Haru. You just have to keep running your oshi and you'll get matched with jobbers in finals sooner or later.
I am straight up still too afraid to do my run
>>2742214Is it cheating if I bring my mutant who's meant for longslop?
>>2742128Feet
When's the last day of Rickey pulls I wanna drop tenners already
>>2742218DONT DO THIS, COGNITOHAZARD
>>2742215yeah, but she has huge tits and cute hair
>>2742223If she's your sprinter ace, she's your sprinter ace
>>2742207One cm I got cucked and buckbroken by pic related and I still haven't recovered
>lost because of late start>lost because I didn't run a debufferFUCK THISI'll start metafagging RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE CONCERT. THIS WAS THE ONLY CM ASIDE THE FIRST TAURUS THAT MATTERED
>>2742225TWO (2) DAYS
>>2742213TRUTH NUKE
>>2742204So higher number = better team = I got ROBBED while he robbed someone else?
>>2742224Feet is Cafe's thing though
>>2742158Don't feel like going through the trouble of censoring my info so here's a crop of just the picture
>>2742218NEVER do thisnever look back
ITT: We write a letter of appreciation to our newly crowned very beloved queen of /v/ma, Mejiro Ardan.DEAR
>>2742128Gonna draw her mixing breastmilk into tea. pic-not related
>>2742233Possibly. What was your winrate during the CM?
>>2742202Keep trying for what? Shes not meta, she'll never be meta, and in order to turn a non meta Uma into a winner you have to actually be good at the game which I am not.>>2742221Yeah and those people are 10000000x the trainers I am.
>>2742240WIFE
>>2742240BROKEN
There's always next time. Next time I'll win. Next time for sure.
>>274224275%
>>2742240SEX
Why did I even build you? I thought I had made something perfect and worthy of you, you only won 3 out of 21 races and couldn't even place Top 3 in the finals, I am an absolute failure, and you deserve someone better. Thankfully a bunch of Fujibros seem to have popped up lately
>>2742240LEGS
>>2742240PAIZURI
>>2742240PESKY
>>2742240MANTBROKEN
>>2742243Maybe she has a meta alt
>>2742231谢谢
>>2742240ARSE
>>2742213You seriously need to kill yourself, you are not helping anyone like this
>>2742230fewer aces would have made you even more likely to bust in the casino, though
>>2742240NIGGERS
>>2742240MILKTRUCK
>>2742240HIKARI
>>2742256She doesn't.
If you drawfag neighers don't make an ardan thighfuck I will literally never forgive you.
>>2742243can't you see ms victoria by winning group B? And in open league.
>>2742240PLAGUE
>>2742259
>>2742256Kawakami's alt's kit and ult are retarded.
>>2742240VICTORY
>>2742243You can also be lucky. I got paired against SS/S+ shitters with worse win rates than my 50% this time
>>2742268Yes And I'm convinced a significant amount of oshi victorias came from b
>Triple Late Start into Triple Rushed.Haha! That's CM finals for ya!>>2742240I also lost to an Ardan.
>>2742268There is no sense of achievement to be had from winning the the open or group B
Post yfw you realize you don't have to rearrange your furniture yet
>the mogging
I'm so broken I'm going to run Xog and quad Dominator next CM.
IT IS TIME TO BREAK YOUR TRAINEES LEGS5133753351337533513375333600 METERS>AWFUL MOOD>HEAVY CONDITIONS>YOUR SPRINTER ACES ONLYCOME
fuck now i have to jerk off to ardan
>>2742275Digitan earned that plat and concert thank you very much.
>>2742276I had a 40% WR sprint S Ardan in my finals. I wasn't aware of her potential.
>>2742280And you never will!
>>2742257That's funny, there's already some good restraint parents out there making it easy to looooop. Never remember anyone saying Tosho would be needed for this
>>2742278... For you!its the first time in half a year that ive won, and im so fucking happy right now!
>>2742284YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
>>2742275With my Rudolf victory I got pretty lucky with a jobber lobby in group a, but I'll take it, it feels good, though her unique seems pretty good on this track.
>>2741758hello everyone, hope you've had fun because I sure didreally really really short stakes this time around, they're actually the shortest we've ever had even if we already went through multiple instant wins, I doubt we'll ever break this record.I know fuckall about Ardan other than her being big in china and >lolbigtits, though I'll try to come up with something funny for the next banner, first off-meta queen since forever deserves something good!Ms. Victoria just dropped and will be here forever, I was thinking of delaying the first room by 5 minutes and start hosting 25 minutes after finals open instead of the iconic 20, just so everyone can watch their victorias and still get to join the stakes.As always, any feedback and such is greatly welcomed, thanks for joining, /v/ma :]
>>2742282>if losing>win
>>2742284>Defeats the VILLAIN>Begins her reign by being evil as fuckOh?????
>>2742296why is she chinese
It's a little unfortunate that neither of my dirters won, but I almost got a podium so I can't complain. It's also a little poetic since my Flower definitely got carried by them during the rounds. Regardless, I'm so damn happy I got my third plat and that it's my Zodiac sign. My first CM was the first Leo, and I got absolutely demolished. It's really nice to see my growth from my starting point and get this.
>>2742296KEKEDGOOD SHIT MAN, GOOD TIMES
>>2742296For the love of Christ check how many rooms are being run at the same time as yours like you said you would holy fucking shit
>>2742296Honestly an extra 10 minutes would be fine.Yeah this one was quick too which is normally lame but it was funny given the victor and it being a sprint race and all. Good stakes thanks for hostan
>>2742304Oh my fucking god.
>>2742302Mejiro Ardan is the Sunday Silence of China
>>2742304THE FACE OF THE FRANCISE
>>2742302he's buried there
>>2742304LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>2742297As soon as i saw Oguri being pace promoted, she couldnt lose, accels be damned.
>Outfit full of frills, ribbons and shitJajajajaj time to draw her close to naked
Saw people on Twitter win plat with my wife when I failed. I just want to die.
>>2742296The stakes were great, thanks for hosting.Personally I would even prefer starting 30 minutes after finals open.Please post the Kita on the banner as a standalone, the one where she throws the slopjuice away.
>>2742304Lmfao
>>2742272It's Kawakami? Unironically Seriru literally won the 3rd anni Derby CM. Her base version gets good evos tooAnd her alt isn't bad at all, it's not the best but enough to win a CM
>>2742314Ardan is designed for naked apron
I feel extra motivated after a loss. I feel like I can do 10 MANT parent runs today.
>>2742304BAZZ SAMA I POSTRATE
>>2742284THE SPRINTER DEATH MARCH BEGINS TOTAL LEG BREAKAGE
>>2742284Damn you all. I thought I finally got in this time around.
This loss fucking broke me, I didn't even enjoy the Stakes or funposting. I cannot hold the line, Grand Live won't save me, I think I've raced my last CM. I'm so sorry
>>2742296Thank you for your hard work making /v/ma a better place
Since there's a shitton of people who want to participate in /v/ma stakes every time, wouldn't it be better to instead have people reply to the host with a training partner code of their 1 uma, and have 1 host do as many rounds as there are enough unique participants to fill, then do a finals lobby of the top X from each quali room?Like say there's 66 entrants before the arbitrary cutoff timer, host runs 5 rooms of 13-14 umas per room, and then the top 3 of each get run in the finals room of 15, ensuring one clear winner every time, nobody is crying about not getting in because of it filling instantly or being tabbed, no questions of legitimacy from multiple hosts, host can easily check names on his side to ensure every torena only gets 1 entry.
>Ardan takes lucky pace for the god's longest midraceIt really is her day to shine
>>2742304My... My knees....
>>2742328That question goes to host-kun
>>2742328You lose the live reactions in the threads
>>2742328nono it wouldn't
>>2742323>Same artist that drew that Dia and FM pic betting on who gets to keep Trainer's human rightsKino as fuck
>>2742240OBAMA
>>2742328Nah the chaos and scrambling to join is what makes it fun
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE CHINESE>
BROSSHE DID IT in group B I'M SO HAPPYMEJIRO BURAITOOOOOOO
>>2742328Shut the fuck up holy shit stop trying to change how we do things you newfag niggers
>>2742302She apparently had great genes and was a very good stallion in china, where the irl horse spent his post retirement yearsWhich means the umapyoi will be amazing
>NOOOOO I CAN'T WIN WITH MY OSHII
>>2742338No, It's Fine, I Just Didn't Think It Would Be Chinese
>>2742339ASTER's weakest soldier
>>2742340Disagree with him but TO BE FAIR host kun always asks for feedback
>>2742284Holy kek that finish
>>2742342I cannot, I have cemented myself today as an absolute failure. The lowest of the lows, no coming back from this
>Taishin Jobbedkek
>>2742323Taishin...
>>2742339WHY WOULD YOU FAGGOTS ELECT ARDAN, THE MEJIROFORCE IS AT FULL POWER NOW
>>2742284She literally cheated that win holy fuck
>>2742284That was fucking hilarious
>>2742338>is buried in China...Caucasus broes... We've been had!
>>2742342Yeah he's better than me, what's your point? He can win with her, I can't.
>>2742275Mine wasn'tSweep was the #9 favourite, too. She pushed up into 5th (against 8 paces) by the start of laterace, had carryover from a gold speed skill, and then hit like 4 accels almost immediately. It was truly magical to watch
>>2742284>as expected, the mutants are fighting it out at the end>what the fuck
>>2742284AND AMONG THE SHATTERED, ONLY ONE STANDS UNBROKEN!!!!!! LONG LIVE MEJIRO ARDAN.
Oh well, guess I should stop feeling sorry for myself about being a tenth rate and get on with other things I can do to contribute.So, any suggestions on where should we continue with /v/ma-chan now? I was thinking about making another poal to see if we want to do one /v/ma-chan or a team, since we have so many good ideas for designs already.
>>2742284How the fuck did Digitan stay in second that long?
>>2742339>the last thing /v/ma sees before the the PMCs (Private Mejiro Companies) take over
>>2742359I will post my design soon now that the stakes are over, think a good time to pick this up is in a few days once settled
>>2742340Notice how everyone else was civil except you. Evaluate yourself.
>>2742328I wouldn't mind this but it is true that it would be much, much slower.
>>2742358I MISSED IT I WANT ONE MORE
>>2742296otsukaresama host-san
>>2742347There's always next time. Gotta learn from your mistakes and tighten up any weak spots for the next time. New scenario soon, new cards, new beginning
>>2742328There's one problem with this.It is extremely funnier the way we are doing it rn
>there's another sprintslop during gl
Part of me is thinking that it's my fault for not getting sprint S when more speed would have been the difference maker in finals, but another part is telling me that the ace I entered was already a highroll that I realistically couldn't have done better than in our already limited CM prep time, and she did extremely well throughout the CM even if she didn't take home the plat.It's a complicated feeling.
>>2742358What a kino set off runners, if I had more time I should have made a sprint shakur
>>2742368Well....I guess that we DO have two legs.748198757481987574819875OUR NEWEST QUEEN DEMANDS ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>there's another sprintkino during gl
Now that MANT is ending, is there a good crash course for how to play GL/GC yet?
>mfw my 5% winrate halo surges to win last secondI'll never doubt the king again. First group A CM win.
>>2742372Based and correct. If you can't get in, join more practice rooms. Train speed. I'm not being facetious.
>>2742373Don't worry that'll be Machankino.
>>2742296Thank you for hosting dancho!
>>2742373Bro look at this shit there's no meta dominance and with buffed Neck and Neck and OYL everyone can compete.I prefer this x1000000 to another ogurislop meta
>>2742371>New scenario soon, new cards, new beginningThe first 2 CMs are XOgurislop and maybe the 3rd one is too I don't know. The problem with losing Leo and why it feels so much worse than usual is it was the best chance for an oshigamer to win for a long, long time and we blew it.
>>2742383This but unironically
>>2742284>Groove just runs past everyone else>long D?????????????????????fuck it I'll take itthis is my moral ms victoria/plat/whatever
>>2742275Mine was in Group A, I wanted the chud to win but Kingu taking it was also good.
>>2742316>Please post the Kita on the banner as a standalone, the one where she throws the slopjuice away.alright, just give me some time to retrace it so it doesn't look like shit>but whyI just draw them on the corner instead of making a normal drawing and then minimizing all the layers, otherwise the banner ends up being too heavy for this prehistoric website and it can't be posted at all. I can't resize it from the corner to a normal size either or it'll look all pixelated. I'll do that with all the queen corners in all the banners so far for archival purposes I guess, just give me some time.>>2742328that sounds overly complicated and just unfun for everyone, the point is to see your girl run and hope she wins. If you're looking for fairness in horseracing this might not be the sport for you, it's meant to be chaotic and fast-paced just like a matchday thread, if you don't get in or get unlucky or whatever, that's just part of what makes them fun! I dislike this idea, it would be much less fun for all parties involved
>>2742359Stop withe fucking team shit oh my God you fucking retard, completely defeats the point of /v/ma-chan if you just wanna shove a wave of OCs like fucking Sonic, never fucking post again on this topic
>>2742284A bit more annoyed now knowing that my Kingu's stam was only 10 off from the winner's. I could have been a contender!
Ms. Victoria is such a peak addition to the game. Raises the stakes.
>>2742389She had the most stamina out of everyone in the race.Speed stat is a functional decoration if you gas out far enough before the finish line.
>>2741758Might be late to the party but what does John Finalfantasy have to do with all of this?
>>2742379IN HONOR OF MEJIRO ARDAN, THE NEWEST QUEEN OF /V/MA COME BREAK YOUR TRAINEES LEGS>AWFUL MOOD>HEAVY CONDITIONS>YOUR SPRINTER ACES ONLYJOIN NOW
>>2742387You'll never win with that attitude, move forward and do better next time. I got a lucky win but this time I'm not skimping on parents. That's a good place to start.This CM was Taiki/Oguri/Nishino slop and yet tons of people won with other umas. Don't let your dreams be dreams, FIGHT for their future.
>>2742399He is LITERALLY me
>>2742394It's also a humiliation ritual that makes me want to uninstall the game, but it makes tryhard metaniggers like you happy and able to gloat more so let's just add it and ruin the game hahahaha!
>>2742394>Raises the stakesRudolf.jpg
>>2742399falco punching curren is traced from the most iconic scene of his game
>>2742399Idk but I respect his strength and trust him implicitly
My Cafe has plenty of stam but is getting murdered by Nothing Venture and Full Throttle lmao
>>2742406I WANT TO KILL CURREN
>>2742399John toreina
>>2742386The last Takamatsunomiya Kinen CM was literally the most unfair CM in the game's history so far. You are smoking copium.
>>2742284Jesus christ that groove. There were no heals involved, she rolled a 1 in a million spurt adjustment on the final straight recalculation. Never seen anything funnier in this game in the 12 months it's been out. holy kek.I was one of the Cafes and I almost feel robbed. Got a delayed unique for carryover + carryunder bullying, cruised up into 1st place, then her brain turned off as she swung out as wide as fucking possible and got repassed then sniffed her doppelganger's ass instead of merging around. I guess she couldn't resist the coffee smell coming from her own farts.
>>2742379>all these lates/endsnooticing
>>2742391>just give me some timeNo need to rush, and thanks in advance.
You guys weren't kidding about the stakes room speed.....I couldnt join despite camping
Is Stranger of Paradise a good game? I like Final Fantasy in general but i'm not a big fan of character action so i'm not sure if i should get it.
>>2742412I had a 50% wr Bakushin and lost to a 40%wr Janny Groove. That one was the most f2p friendly CM ever
>>2742401>This CM was Taiki/Oguri/Nishino slop and yet tons of people won with other umas. Don't let your dreams be dreams, FIGHT for their future.Im supposed to feel good about this? Cool other people are good enough to make their wives into winners against meta but I'm clearly not. Not to mention my wife already slaughtered in last 2 XOguri cups.
>>2741758>Just noticed my Chrono scribble made it into the bannerLol. Drawing Chrono is fun
>>2742417Bruh, get it through your head that if you DON'T camp it from frame 1 you wont get in. It fills in 5 seconds tops
>>2742394>first ms. victoria is a dei raffle prize
>>2742275I'll thank you not to diminish my Oshi winning her first plat good sir. She wasn't even in the top favorites to win but she took it at the end.
Thankfully Ms Ardan will be very accommodating to the ongoing flatliner genocide
>>2742417Train speed
>>2742423He shadow dropped the first one so quick it actually took about 10!
>>2742379WE GOT ROOM FOR 1 MORE BEFORE WE KILL THEM ALL
>>2742371>There's always next timeNo, there is not, you faggots keep telling me this, just shut the fuck up and let me drown in my misery, I have had too many next times, I have learned too many mistakes, I have improved too much and I am still garbage. I don't want to wait to a new scenario that will take me 2 months to master and to get assraped in the worst rng casino ever created that is card pulls. I don't want to do that, I don't want to hold the line, Grand Live will be just as shit as all the other scenarios have been for me I just want to uninstall this addicting piece of shit and send /v/ma to fucking hell
>>2742365I think we can at least decide on this for now. I already promised I'd get the ball rolling again as soon as the stakes were over.>>2742392Okay, ESL. You have nothing to bitch about if a single /v/ma-chan wins the vote definitively, anyway.https://poal.me/9d7vv8Get to voting.
>>2742275>spoilerGraded A win with full waifu team, cope
I am so fucking happy that one of my favorites managed to win the big one.I am 100% drawing her tonight
>>2742436MAKE HER BIG AND SLUTTY
>>2742419Everyone had to gamble except literally one single three-star that's not relevant in any other race and whale builds looked completely different from F2P builds because all of the relevant skills came from niche supports. It was the most whale CM of all time.
Give it to me straight guys.Did I just blow Fuji's best chance to lead Ms Victoria?
>>2742418I liked it a lot but more for the action RPG elements and Jack's personality than anything else.It's pretty light on story.
How does dominator work? Does it just hit every horse in front of yours?
if it's gonna be a team I'll just abandon the project entirely desu, no point in using good parts from the other desings if we're going to make 5 different ones
>>2742295Rudolf's unique is Pulse for Lates, she just isn't as strong as Oguri because her growths aren't as good
>>2742436Make her medium and modest!
>>2742440I did so too, I am never going to make it. It's my end
This definitely beats another snorguri win
>>2742444Yup. It's a current speed debuff with infinite range.
>>2742444Yes. No mutation needed.
>>2742379AAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD FULL!!!!!!!! LETS KILL EM ALL
we now have 10 different queens in 16 CMs, quite impressive I'd say
>>2742440You'll have plenty of other chances neigha, paces are about to get some big buffs too. Take it on the chin and start up them breeding farms boy
>>2742432Cool, then get the fuck out so we don't have to keep seeing you melty and doompost.
>>2742440Noppers, she's better as a miler anyway.
>>2742445It won't be, its only 1. Thats the whole point
>>2742379>neck and neck competition>groove casually walks past>neck and neck competition>shakur casually walks pastI don't know how the fuck stamina works anymore.
>>2742417It really is a gauntlet. I tabbed out to another thread for actually 10 seconds and it just happened to be exactly when the stakes were posted and by the time i could paste the code it was already 15/16 and i couldn't enter fast enough.I got into the 2nd host's stakes, but he took a long time to actually start it even though it was filled in seconds, and wouldn't you know it, JUST as i hit my patience limit and leave the signup page to check if he started it, host1kun posts results and 2nd code and I once again enter just in time to see 13/16 and the 3 spots dry up in the 3 seconds it takes to hit teams -> team3 -> enter.There is no room for distraction. You MUST be actively observing the thread as soon as finals open
>>2742379WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST SPURT LMAOOOOOOOOO
unlucky
>>2742432You are strong, but RNG is stronger than anyone.
>>2742379What the fuck
Holy shit this thread was fast.
>>2742440Her og ult is unironically very strong for holding 1st position during the final straight. I was pleasantly surprised. I'm sure she'll be good again now that it's not so much of a pain in the ass to raise speed. Her pow and wit growth felt really good to train this time.
>>2742464The game just rigs a winner
I have never seen a more schizophrenic last spurt in my life
CM is going to slowly kill all our dedicated posters
BEHOLD YOUR QUEENSELITE 8>Mayano Top Gun>Goldship>Maruzensky (summer)>Taiki>Super Creek>Taiki (Double crown)>Seiun Sky (Daiwa copelet)>Curren Chan (Cope Falcon)MANT ERA>Silence Suzuka>Maruzensky (Double crown)>Xoguri>Xoguri (Double crown)>v-Bourbon>Kitasan Black>Mejiro Ardan
>>2742469At least it was DigiGOAT and not the piggy
Anyone got the hakuraku for that race? What the fuck was that?
nooooo bright you were so close
>>2742472My neigha its the fucking stakes, we hit above 9 PPM
>>2742477This is the NUnity Transitional Period, doesn't feel like MANT
I wish I spectated now, what happened?
This might have been the funniest race ever
It all went according to the simulations
>>2742484Everyone just sort of fucking imploded at various random times
>>2742440Probably not, no. From what I've heard paces only get stronger from here, and Fuji's aptitudes look very mutation-friendly so you'll definitely have plenty of chances to use her in future CMs
>>2742490GET THIS BUM FRAUD OUT OF HERE
trainees that would make me listen to mr brightside?
>>2742490>Z E R O winsAway
>>2742484For both races, the last spurt was filled with a bunch of exhausted umas duking it out, with a surprise Groove (first race) and a surprise Shakur (second one) just running past them at seemingly full spurt speed.
>>2742490>>2742492
Wonnered with Rice. Good CM.
>>2742499AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2742499Sky...
I just got cheer Kingu from a ticket. Is her unique good in the next mile CM?
>>2742500I hope someone shanks you and you drown in your own blood you subhuman.
>>2742505I kneel to the Mejiro dynasty
The amount of effort and luck I need to get in order to win a plat meanwhile everyone else gets easy matchups some with B aptitudes for their 12 plats is such fucking bullshit. I am convinced I am the single unluckiest trainer on here when it comes to finals matchups, I was even told that by others and it hasn't changed. All MANT CMs lost
Peak comfy CM all the way. Thanks /v/ma
Isn't GL expected to be Big Nig's revenge?
>>2742496...Send her to the der/v/ interrogation room.
THANKS FOR COMING BROS
>>2742505PAMA WON
>>2742500>RiceOkay I actually kneel
>>2742511In truth they won't do shit
>>2742515funny as fuck rooms, thanks for hostan
>>2742479https://files.catbox.moe/mr12uo.png
>>2742509It's never too late to convert to Fukuism
>>2742511Only if we get evolved skills, Suzuka will be unbeatable unless you have your own Suzuka to spot struggle her
>>2742379>/v/ma>/v/agabonds>/v/mers>/v/mers>/v/mers>ASTER>oy neigh>/v/maUnusually oy neigh-lite race...
>>2742509MANTslop doesn't count
>>2742503Her ult procs in the final straight and is an accel, for next Mile CM is delayed just a bit, but it can work, but for the next one after that it procs exactly where you need it.
>Windyfag is a RicefagLOL
>>2742527I have negative interest in fun races after losing the CM
>>2742525This gaslight is old and busted
>>2742522what THE FUCK
I believe this is officially the third fastest stakes since it peaked at 10 iirc.
>>2742522>the fucking nishino flowers had intact hp
I need to make an important decision soon /v/ma. What do I miss if I quit at the end of the month?
>>2742539Everything, you miss the golden age of uma musume.
>>2742511They're boosters only in the GL CMs.
>>2742539Is this the end of the line for you? Is that all you got?
>>2742539What kind of loaded question is that
https://files.catbox.moe/gvrh38.jpgAh damn. Got too caught up in the race to take the last image bump.
>>2742539bro you got the entire 4 year schedule you know what you miss
>>2742543Is there a point when they start to win, then?
>>2742539This is quite literally when the game starts getting good.
>>2742517Samefag
>>2742537the people love aoharu CMs
>>2742539Nothing. Its a gacha. If anything, you're better off financially and mentally.
>>2742539Be sure to quit your club before the reset
>>2742549>broken imageKWAB
the worst part about losing with your oshiwife is seeing other people win with her it's the most gut-wrenching thing ever
>>2742539Nigga I got RAPED in A finals for the 7th time in a row as a complete platlet. Stop beating yourself up like this. You survived MANT just to give it up over losing sprintCASINO?
>>2742539the rest of the game? learn how to play it as a girl collecting VN instead of a PvP training sim, like i do
Is 1lb Light Hello all you need? Why?
>>2742539Please be considerate of the club you are in and quit after the tally
>>27425631LB is workable, 2LB is the good shit. Stats and energy you get from the events scale with level.
Making the new bread. Hold
>>2742554I hate the fag as much as you do but I'm not seething hard enough like Argentina to disallow an off-meta win
https://poal.me/i0nqgd
Does anyone else not give a single fuck about the upcoming dirt CM. I'm going to make the most passable xogger and double doms and then it's all skip
>>2742560I've been there, didn't even with my oshi, just some offmeta uma but it's a nice feeling
>>2742542>>2742551>>2742553If the game only starts getting good now while I've spent getting burnt out for over a year with the worst mechanics and decisions I've ever experienced I don't think it's worth it. Plus it will never be this f2p-friendly again>>2742545I think so, I don't think I have anything left in me>>2742561Yes, honestly, this one affected me more than the rest
Wait the thread's already over?>image limitHoly shit you neighas are fast.
>>2742522Wait what? My king still had HP and was mid spurt? Her Long aptitude was C even and her wit's at 747. She had nothing ventured and no heals, how did she survive 3600m?
>>2742575Extremely fast moving stakes thread, on par with the ones on /v/bakuSHIN
>>2742563There are no clear break points like you usually see with SSRs. Any limit break recommendation is arbitrary except the fact that you can't get by with not having a copy at all.
Waiter! I want a thread with some salacious Ardan milkers in close to full display, please!
>>2742574What do you want, someone to jerk you off and tell you it'll be okay? Be a man and make your own decisions, if losing in the anime horse girl game is too much for you quit.
>>2742575Like another anon said, this might officially be the third fastest stakes ever, behind the arima kino and cancer 1.
>>2742581>someone to jerk you off and tell you it'll be okay?Yeah I want this from my trainee btw
I would like to remind everyone that losing is >fun.
>>2742572I'm excited for a CM that's not mantslop or sprintslop.
>>2742577>thread is still at over 7PPM an hour after the stakes>over 10PPM during itI kneel
>>2742575Fewer Xogs to demoralize neighas. Unfortunately next one will be swarmed by Xoggers.
>>2742585It's really not.
>>2742584Don't we all
I'm even more determined to properly mutate my oshis for next CM
>>2742585It's been shown time and time again that this is clearly not true
>>2742587It was extremely fast for something so quick, we just had 4 rounds.
>>2742586But MANT gave me my first and only plat...On longslop, no less...
>>2742585It's not, especially when I've lost 16 CMs now. Not enough to keep a neigha too down, but it's sure ass hell not >fun.
>>2742576Lots of downhills I guess.
>>2742597Longslop is fun now0% meme I enjoyed training Kita and Tama
>>2742585Losing is >fun but only when I win all the time and need to find something shallow to say to comfort an actual loser torena.
>>2742590What would Urara say about that?
>>2742595Ardan win is soul and unexpected, miss victoria happened and we had fun races. Its fitting for a sprint
>>2742539>survive through mant>quit right at the start of glwhy are you so fucking retarded, it's just a song, you'll lose way more often than you'll win, make peace with it already
>>2742602>but only when I win all the timeI did my fair share of losing it's not coming from a place of shallowness i promise.
I'm seriously gonna kick the next neigha's ass who starts crying in the casino
>>2742605>it's just a songWant to know how I know you're a soulless metacuck?
>>2742522What the hell do any of these numbers mean?Can a Shakur explain them to me, please?
>>2742608Mr.President...
>>2742611>>2742611>>2742611Move
Jesus christ this thread alone has a higher PPM than all but 14 boards, falling bellow /r9k/ at 7.9PPM.
>>2742569The people have spoken. I'd post an image but catbox doesn't seem to be working right now.>Sprintkino (but only because I won)9 votes>Sprintcasino4 votes>Sprintcasino (but only because I lost)4 votes>Sprintkino3 votes.
>>2742552Hanukkah Palmer
>>2742608Please don't be mean to Ruler Ship anon. She can't help being a jobber.
>>2742616That's the power of the most BAKUSHIN distance
>>2742522here's the first sprinter death marchhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=1SfH_yO_gtNvG2UIEPL8ZZq4
>>2742585it's not but i don't care about sprintslop
>>2742563LB1 decreases the number of trainings required to have a chance at unlocking the dates from 2 to 1 which significantly increases the ease of getting the New Years event as well as going from 0 to 5 TE. LB2 goes from 5 TE to 10. Everything past that is very marginal amounts of early stats and small boosts to the event energy and stats
>>2742569>>2742623I've had easily the most dominant winrate in all 15 Group A CM's i've participated indistant 2nd
>wanted to take a picture of my winner during Miss Victoria>the 1st place text on screen disappears in half a second
